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ISIS is regrouping and putting out fresh propaganda videos showing them swearing allegiance to their new Alpha Terrorist.

So here's the spin: Trump was weak against ISIS and so it's only now, under Joe Biden, that ISIS chooses to reassert itself and announce that it's back.

Just like with Ukraine.



Benny
@bennyjohnson

Jussie Smollett is going to jail.

Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent.

Michael Avenatti is going to jail.

Donald Trump is a free man.

CNN is being sold for parts.

Nic Sandmann is a multimillionaire.

Perhaps, there is hope for America yet...


It's groundbreaking research like this that keeps us ahead of Communist China:

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Uh oh, more White Nationalist Latinxes and Black White Nationalists detected.



Inflation Is Taking Biggest Toll on Nonwhite Voters, WSJ Poll Shows

Black women and Hispanic men reported the highest levels of inflation worry among different demographic groups


Nonwhite voters are more likely than white voters to say the highest inflation in four decades is triggering major financial strain in their lives and that appears to be giving Republicans an opening with a growing segment of the electorate that traditionally favors Democrats, the latest Wall Street Journal poll shows.

Eight months before the midterm election, 35% of Black, Hispanic, Asian-American and other voters who said they were something other than white expressed that level of inflationary pain, compared with 28% for white voters. Black women and Hispanic men, both at 44%, reported the highest proportions of major strain among various demographic and gender combinations.

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Even Telemundo is spreading Dangerous Disinformation about inflation and creating more White Nationalist Latinxas:

When Jen Psaki was asked about Russia sanctioning Joe Biden -- and Hunter Biden, who collected $3.5 million from an oligarch supporter of Putin's, the richest woman in Moscow -- the Adults Who Are Now Back in Charge responded with a cringe Twitter put-down: You made a typo, Putin. Take that!

America's children are in the care of the mentally ill:

Whining about a "driver" misgendering it.

Professional Noncooperator
@_mickydicky

Replying to
@libsoftiktok
If you come with special instructions... don't blame others for not caring about or understanding your instructions.

Quick, let's get this person trained up as a grade school teacher:

Posted by: Ace at 06:34 PM




Comments

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1 Almost first first!

Posted by: GeorgiaJarhead at March 15, 2022 06:35 PM (Q9/hQ)

2 First!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 06:36 PM (KCN0I)

3 USA Today. The newspaper that's so good that they give it away at hotels.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 06:37 PM (KCN0I)

4 That color and Psaki don't get along.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 15, 2022 06:37 PM (AD3JT)

5 Coulda been a contender

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 15, 2022 06:37 PM (ynpd/)

6 See? Men can do everything better than women.

Even if it's BEING women.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2022 06:38 PM (guGkK)

7 I remember when The Onion had a gag about the best leader of feminism being a man

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 06:38 PM (lCui1)

8 Anything a woman can do a man can do better
Even being a woman

That is some fked up crap

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 06:38 PM (2JoB8)

9 Looks like Mexico hasn't got the memo to smash female beauty and rip apart the systemic system.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 06:38 PM (dscaa)

10 So, uh, I have to ask. The person being misgendered is a .... ?

I have no idea. Is that a butch girl pretending to be a guy, or a guy trying and not really pulling off being a girl ?

I'm honestly stumped.

Posted by: deadrody at March 15, 2022 06:39 PM (SnywI)

11 I'm brave and stunned as well

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 15, 2022 06:39 PM (XvPQV)

12 There isn't a color Psaki wears that doesn't look ghastly on her

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2022 06:39 PM (J8ILO)

13 Telemundo senoritas, que linda!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 06:40 PM (jTmQV)

14 The best man for the job is... A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2022 06:40 PM (guGkK)

15 "I would first note that President Biden is a junior. So they may have sanctioned his dad, may he rest in peace."

That is what they came up with for a response?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 06:40 PM (qnVBz)

16 4 That color and Psaki don't get along.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 15, 2022 06:37 PM (AD3JT)

Some people do not like carrots

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 15, 2022 06:40 PM (XvPQV)

17 That color and Psaki don't get along.

Might look better with those necklaces she wears from the Wilma Flintstone Collection.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 06:40 PM (KCN0I)

18 I almost just want to see Trump win again to watch these deranged mental pedo midgets perform a ritual wrist slashing live on YT.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 06:40 PM (dscaa)

19 That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2022 06:40 PM (Xrfse)

20 I wonder if the Lord would reconsider that policy of never flooding the whole earth again.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 06:40 PM (olttM)

21 12 There isn't a color Psaki wears that doesn't look ghastly on her
Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2022 06:39 PM (J8ILO)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yeah, because she's ghastly. Your outfit can only do so much for you.

Posted by: deadrody at March 15, 2022 06:40 PM (SnywI)

22 Damn. Was sure this thread would be DST vs ST.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2022 06:40 PM (o2MD2)

23 "I would first note that President Biden is a junior. So they may have sanctioned his dad, may he rest in peace."

**

Oooh burrn
Yas Queen Jen, you slay!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 06:41 PM (lCui1)

24 There's a guy, Becket Cook, who left his gayness behind when he had a dramatic conversion experience to Christ. He has a youtube channel that I look at from time to time.

In reading the comments, it seems there's quite a few people leaving LGBTQ as a result of having a conversion experience.

So I look at all these gay propaganda vids and such in an entirely different light now.

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2022 06:41 PM (17J+L)

25 If anyone's interested NCAA tournament play-in games starting on Tru TV.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 06:42 PM (KCN0I)

26 Leftism has to be a mental illness

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 06:42 PM (2JoB8)

27 15 "I would first note that President Biden is a junior. So they may have sanctioned his dad, may he rest in peace."

Not even a good try

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2022 06:42 PM (J8ILO)

28 In reading the comments, it seems there's quite a few people leaving LGBTQ as a result of having a conversion experience.

So I look at all these gay propaganda vids and such in an entirely different light now.
Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2022 06:41 PM (17J+L)

Rosaria Butterfield is another example.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 15, 2022 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

29 20 I wonder if the Lord would reconsider that policy of never flooding the whole earth again.

The next time it will be by fire, not flood.

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2022 06:42 PM (17J+L)

30 Question: Does Dick Levine still even have a dick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2022 06:43 PM (guGkK)

31 Dude does not look like a lady.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 15, 2022 06:43 PM (PiwSw)

32 The next time it will be by fire, not flood.
Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2022 06:42 PM (17J+L)

I actually know that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 06:43 PM (olttM)

33 That last video --- these people are like toddlers who've learned a new "bad" word. Are we really pretending anyone, anywhere has an issue with the word "gay" -- seriously???

I don't know which is worse, the lame reduction of the FL bill to "don't say 'gay'" or that some people, such as this dude in a dress, believe that's what this is really about.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2022 06:43 PM (MmndN)

34 20 I wonder if the Lord would reconsider that policy of never flooding the whole earth again.

The next time it will be by fire, not flood.
Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2022 06:42 PM (17J+L)



Damn. Should have looked for the loophole in that rainbow.

Posted by: Noah at March 15, 2022 06:43 PM (guGkK)

35 Psuki looks like she's missing the Big Bird head.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 06:44 PM (dscaa)

36 Look, White Nationalists are one of our most diverse groups in America. I would, however take issue with your exclusion of the trans White Nationalists. I believe their preferred term is White Nationlixt. Please use this term when appropriate.

Posted by: Bilwis, Human Resources Savant at March 15, 2022 06:44 PM (cupoy)

37 >>In reading the comments, it seems there's quite a few people leaving LGBTQ as a result of having a conversion experience.


Interesting. Great that some churches are still willing to speak the truth about this and gender.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2022 06:44 PM (MmndN)

38 Whiteness in Physics. Exactly what you could expect.from Seattle Pacific University.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 06:45 PM (axyOa)

39 Rosaria Butterfield is another example.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 15, 2022 06:42 PM (PiwSw)


Yes, she also converted to heterosexuality and got married to a man. Some of the gay men admit they still have urges to be with men but because of their commitment to Christianity they pray for the strength to resist.

These men and women are extraordinarily courageous to come out in public. Becket lost his job and most of his friends.

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2022 06:45 PM (17J+L)

40 31 Dude does not look like a lady.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 15, 2022 06:43 PM (PiwSw)

I believe "she" was married and had kids? Fathered them that is... Can you imagine being "it's "offspring...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2022 06:45 PM (J8ILO)

41 If Tucker Carlson went trans, would he be tucker Carlson?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2022 06:45 PM (o2MD2)

42 Gay dude a) didn't convince me to say gay, and b) skips leg day, and therefore can't be taken seriously.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2022 06:45 PM (a3Q+t)

43 Damn, that bomb strike. There are clearly people over there just before it detonates.

Doesn't look like it's a legit military target, does it?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2022 06:45 PM (i0wNm)

44 Some days I think TikTok is actually a subversive reactionary plot to make curb-stomping socially acceptable.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 15, 2022 06:45 PM (G6DU0)

45 I was going to guess that they were going to bring Carney back as the shit shoveler but he's a good little commie so that won't work.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 06:46 PM (cagcg)

46 Psuki looks like she's missing the Big Bird head.
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 06:44 PM (dscaa)



Big Bird head? Well, I'll give it a try.

Posted by: Kumala Harris at March 15, 2022 06:46 PM (guGkK)

47 That's a man, man.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 15, 2022 06:46 PM (QZ/dC)

48
Doesn't look like it's a legit military target, does it?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2022 06:45 PM (i0wNm)

I think I read it was a bus... Unoccupied

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2022 06:46 PM (J8ILO)

49 TikTok's payment system encourages sexual deviants to make more and more outlandish videos to get clicks.

TikTok's algorithm pushes that vile content to kids susceptible to grooming.

There is a reason the app gets access to your camera, microphone, location data and everything else on your phone. They know who the vulnerable are.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 06:46 PM (qnVBz)

50 Psaki = Axis Annie

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 15, 2022 06:47 PM (QZ/dC)

51 I'm feeling unusually grumpy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 06:47 PM (olttM)

52 We are truly a decadent society. And it's all fun and games until other countries start using alternative currency to the dollar/petrodollar. We are in for interesting times.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 15, 2022 06:48 PM (iyVGU)

53 Biden - America's most senior junior.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2022 06:48 PM (63Dwl)

54
Ace, why don't you address us as your "fam?"

(I think "fam" is internet-influencer short for family, not sure.)

You should be like, "What's Up, Fam!" at the start of all your posts. That will engender good will and make us feel like you have a genuine connection.

I like it when Internet Influencers with a million followers call me their "friend" and pretend I'm part of their "family."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 06:48 PM (NN1Kg)

55 I only watch Today is Moscow but government legislator says...
Russia demands return of Alaska and Californian fort in fury at US sanctions
RUSSIA has demanded reparations from the US over the economic sanctions placed on the Kremlin by the West.
By FRANCESCA EDWARDS, OLIVIA STRINGER UPDATED: 22:21, Tue, Mar 15, 2022
These include the return of historic settlements in Alaska and California. Duma member Oleg Matveychev, outlined on Russian state tv on Sunday a series of demands for both the US and Ukraine "after Ukraine's demilitarization is completed." Speaking on Sunday Evening With Vladimir Solovyov, Mr Matveychev said "We should be thinking about reparations from the damage that was caused by the sanctions and the war itself because that too costs money and we should get it back."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 15, 2022 06:48 PM (UHVv4)

56 Psaki is ugly inside and out... Her evil shows

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2022 06:48 PM (J8ILO)

57 My brother teaches refrigeration at a small tech college here in Texas. He told me the other day that the woman student of the month for March, aka women's month, is a guy named April.

Posted by: huerfano at March 15, 2022 06:48 PM (MzKgG)

58 Most of these people look like just a person with a phone. They have a production crew.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 06:49 PM (qnVBz)

59 >I don't know which is worse, the lame reduction of the FL bill to "don't say 'gay'" or that some people, such as this dude in a dress, believe that's what this is really about.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2022 06:43 PM (MmndN)

It's how ops work. They have to create a catchy, easy-to-remember phrase for use in smearing their opposition, usually one that has no bearing on reality. Over-socialized lofos eat that stuff up, and eagerly spread it. Basic narrative creation and management.

This stuff's been perfected for 100 years, but now it's in overdrive because of the internet.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 15, 2022 06:49 PM (qrMz3)

60 Doesn't look like it's a legit military target, does it?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2022 06:45 PM (i0wNm)

It's a rocket...if it hits within a football field of where it was aimed, thats considered good enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 06:49 PM (axyOa)

61 56 Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2022 06:48 PM (J8ILO)

That rage pic of her and the crowd and ValJar....

the Lincoln Log NAMBLA project stole that joy from us.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 06:49 PM (Lzpvj)

62 Where did Lia Thomas come in on USA Today's Exceptional Woman List? Second?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 06:49 PM (KCN0I)

63 "Damn, that bomb strike."
Likely a missile, not the smart kind.
The pedestrian stops and looks up just before it hits.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 06:49 PM (jTmQV)

64 Legit military target? RUFKM? What the fuck happened to this country?

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 15, 2022 06:49 PM (QZ/dC)

65 Sometimes, just when I get to respond to an Ace blog, I find it's gone...
Guess I'll wait for ONT...
See yall upstairs later on.
Anyway, dig the cut of your jib, Ace....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 15, 2022 06:50 PM (9uqbB)

66 Last video, man? If so, no chest hair at all. May actually have been misgendered at birth.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 15, 2022 06:50 PM (2NHgQ)

67 59 Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 15, 2022 06:49 PM (qrMz3)

Do note, all it takes to defeat their Info/Psy Op is the will and resolve for all who are horrified at it to say in one voice "why are you sexualizing kindergartners?"

That is evidently a bridge too far for David" Blessings" French

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 06:50 PM (Lzpvj)

68 That will engender good will

I've got enough problems without having to hunt pronouns.

Posted by: Good Will at March 15, 2022 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

69 Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 15, 2022 06:50 PM (9uqbB)

Don't be a stranger

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2022 06:51 PM (J8ILO)

70 63 "Damn, that bomb strike."
Likely a missile, not the smart kind.
The pedestrian stops and looks up just before it hits.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 06:49 PM (jTmQV)

I don't think missile, obviously subsonic, could be a cruise missile.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2022 06:51 PM (o2MD2)

71 Has Russia ever heard the phrase "molon labe"?

Because we're not gonna sit around like the women, old ladies and children in Ukraine they're launching artillery at.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2022 06:51 PM (Y45pj)

72 We bought Alaska fair and square.
At the time Congress called it "Seward's Folly".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 06:51 PM (jTmQV)

73
Damn. Was sure this thread would be DST vs ST.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Star Trek Discovery vs Star Trek?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2022 06:51 PM (63Dwl)

74 Might look better with those necklaces she wears from the Wilma Flintstone Collection.

--

Heh. Nasty Pelosi is also a fan of the Wilma Flintstone Jewelry Collection.

And Skip, I saw the great news about your papa. I'm happy for you!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (sVtYq)

75 What did the pre-deluge society do that we don't?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (olttM)

76 TikTok's payment system encourages sexual deviants to make more and more outlandish videos to get clicks.

They're trying to cut into Twitter's stranglehold on the hardcore loon market. It appears to be working.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (KCN0I)

77 Wow, they are hitting Kurenivka ?

*checks map

that's a few hours from Kiev !

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (V13WU)

78 > Legit military target? RUFKM? What the fuck happened to this country?

What crawled up your urethra? Are you saying I should embrace total war and expect civvies to be shredded without comment?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (i0wNm)

79 Since we are regressing to a neo-Dark Age where illogic, unreason, and superstition reign, is it too much to "encourage" all leftists declare their love for gaia by leaping into Pele's loving lava embrace? Helicopter tours for the well-heeled.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (sqsol)

80 Black Lives Matter Co-Founder: Call The Jail To Demand Jussie Smollett Be Freed
Black Lives Matter co-founder and "trained Marxist" Patrisse Cullors -- who resigned from BLM amid controversy about her personal wealth -- says she has visited hate crime hoaxer and disgraced actor Jussie Smollett in jail, where she found that he has been "sleeping on a restraint bed," which she called "unacceptable." Cullors is now urging the public to call the jail and demand that Smollett be freed.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (UHVv4)

81 Well, rocket.
Which is a type of missile...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (jTmQV)

82 >>It's how ops work. They have to create a catchy, easy-to-remember phrase for use in smearing their opposition, usually one that has no bearing on reality. Over-socialized lofos eat that stuff up, and eagerly spread it. Basic narrative creation and management.

This stuff's been perfected for 100 years, but now it's in overdrive because of the internet.



Interesting -- thanks!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (MmndN)

83 That missile hit almost looks like a skit with that person: Um... I think I'll walk this way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 15, 2022 06:53 PM (6lMp2)

84 71 Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2022 06:51 PM (Y45pj)

Russia is not and will not be attacking America unless a lot of poor decisions are made on both sides, and then "Molon Labe" will not be a difference maker.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 06:53 PM (Lzpvj)

85 If we're not supposed to say "gay", what should we say? Pansy? Faggot? Homo? Butt-fcuker? (I know many more; none they'd care for.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2022 06:53 PM (R0Tis)

86 And my comment is directed at people using the term legit military target as somehow a moral yardstick. There is none. People need to grow up. And before we get the normal bleeding hearts, I give you Dresden, Hiroshima, Hanoi. There is no fair in war.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 15, 2022 06:53 PM (QZ/dC)

87 Can I say fartclam all day?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 15, 2022 06:53 PM (rjpjQ)

88 Exceptional or expoditial?

Posted by: Squid at March 15, 2022 06:53 PM (XFSHJ)

89 Mexican weather girls are hot.

https://tinyurl.com/48afrd2p

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 15, 2022 06:54 PM (GYllL)

90 Have Ukrainians achieved Official BIPOC status?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2022 06:54 PM (R0Tis)

91 78 Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (i0wNm)

I am simply shocked, shocked that the Russians are acting Russian....

in other "shocking news!" the Chinese care not a whit for Uighur human rights.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 06:54 PM (Lzpvj)

92 24 There's a guy, Becket Cook, who left his gayness behind when he had a dramatic conversion experience to Christ. He has a youtube channel that I look at from time to time.

***
Just looked him up
There's an interview of an ex lgbt woman's studies professor that seems interesting

Thanks Kallisto!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (lCui1)

93 Damn. Was sure this thread would be DST vs ST.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2022 06:40 PM (o2MD2)


Does this mean Arizona has to change?

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (y7DUB)

94 Were there always this many perverts and lunatics, and we just didn't realize it, or are we generating a wave of them now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (vBvJV)

95 Fuck Juicy Smallet with a rusty hacksaw blade baked into a cake

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (sqsol)

96 77 Wow, they are hitting Kurenivka ?

*checks map

that's a few hours from Kiev !
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (V13WU)

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (rjpjQ)

97 I will never relinquish my girthy meat-baton for a steel baton made in China. This is my promise to you.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (oWZwa)

98 75 What did the pre-deluge society do that we don't?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (olttM)

Human sacrifice. We never had these problems when we tossed the occasional virgin into a volcano.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (cupoy)

99
Yeah, Rachel Levine's a chick and also a super-stable government official, and inflation isn't real, and physics is just too fuckin' Caucasian to work in real life, and also America is the world's intellectual and moral guiding light, and everyone else needs to accommodate us, because we are totally powerful and able to change events around the globe when we couldn't even effectively evacuate people from our last failed war's resultant hellscape.

Just trying to get it all straight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (SKVme)

100 *reminisces about NATO carpet bombing Serbia ...

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (V13WU)

101 86 Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 15, 2022 06:53 PM (QZ/dC)

My only fig leaf on the moral front regarding Dresden/Berlin and Hiroshima and Nagasaki is "both nations formally declared war on us first."

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)

102 I say today that you can't say FOLKS it's FOLXS to be more gender neutral, I don't know if it's satire or real and I think it's real.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (dKiJG)

103 Well, rocket.
Which is a type of missile...
----------
I remember a "Get Smart" episode where CONTROL was trying to prevent the theft of plans for an anti-anti-anti-missile-missile-missile-misssile.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (T8gyh)

104 Psaki = Axis Annie
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem

I like Pippi Goebbels

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 15, 2022 06:56 PM (rz+/y)

105 What the...the U.S. Senate just made daylight savings time permanent? https://tinyurl.com/yp497pkv

I don't know if this is a good idea or not, but I didn't even know this shot was on the board.

Posted by: Paco at March 15, 2022 06:56 PM (njExo)

106 No 10% for the big guy, then.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 15, 2022 06:56 PM (NW9xb)

107 100 Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (V13WU)

The Vietnam peacenik left called it "humanitarian bombing"....

I appreciate shameless hypocrisy.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 06:56 PM (Lzpvj)

108 I don't get it. Why doesn't ultra-Woke Hollywood make big-budget movies starring Rachel Levine and the baton-twirler, with Jen Psaki doing the Joe Pesci/Danny DeVito snark and insults comedy relief role, to show China and the other patriarchal countries how the US is beating them at everything due to our female empowerment and LGBT-whatever acceptance?

Why doesn't Hollywood put its money where its sympathies are? In all movies, not just the ones intended for primarily for US and EU release?

Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2022 06:56 PM (AMIL/)

109 I can tell you that Amy D. Robertson has a PhD in physics (sigh) but her specialty it seems is physics education and hating her white skin, but mainly...

Oh, and here is one of her seminar titles for Everett College --

Responsive Teaching and Social Justice

I dunno, but this doesn't look much like it's advancing the science, let alone Nobel Prize work... but I may have to eat crow on that last bit some year soon.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2022 06:56 PM (F0YaR)

110 That Psaki cut cannot be real.... holy shit.

I think she's channeling Crash McCain.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 15, 2022 06:56 PM (BFigT)

111 This thread has exceed the crazy limit.

In the future, please be cautious so as not to exceed the per thread crazy limit.

- Mgmt

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 06:57 PM (LKTKP)

112 94 Were there always this many perverts and lunatics, and we just didn't realize it, or are we generating a wave of them now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (vBvJV)

They've been here, but the current culture is like turning off the light in a roach infested house.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2022 06:57 PM (o2MD2)

113 Second look at Telemundo...

"This did not have to be the way it is at this time."
-----------

Well said lady.
And how many people watch that show?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 06:57 PM (vwS2N)

114 President Biden Jr.

It's official.
* Ron Paul gif goes here *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2022 06:57 PM (zWpOF)

115 Mark Steyn show came live from the streets of Ukraine today. The guy has guts.

https://youtu.be/ftVWpRjerLk

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 15, 2022 06:57 PM (7ZQe3)

116 SPU Dept. Of Physics? Snort. Is this even a real clown college?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 15, 2022 06:58 PM (nnp+f)

117 115 Posted by: Pete Seria at March 15, 2022 06:57 PM (7ZQe3)

The line between "guts", "bravado" and "foolhardiness" is a rather thin one.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 06:58 PM (Lzpvj)

118 The Vietnam peacenik left called it "humanitarian bombing"....

I appreciate shameless hypocrisy.
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 06:56 PM (Lzpvj)


don't get me started on our 'humanitarian" mission, that tore up a few countries and caused decades long civil wars...

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 06:58 PM (V13WU)

119 If we have to wait for the House to pass the DST bill, how many billions in pork and new hellish communist authoritarian rules are they going to tack on?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2022 06:58 PM (sqsol)

120 That CIA fake missile almost hit that person. A lot of flash and smoke. No damage.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 15, 2022 06:58 PM (GYllL)

121 The next President will be a woman. Sometimes I think Tulsi is a deep fake hedge. Tulsi vs Trump is a Tulsi win.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 15, 2022 06:58 PM (b+v9B)

122 "Can I say fartclam all day?"

Fartclam in the morning
Fartclam in the evening
Fartclam at suppertime
Fartclam in the afternoon
Anytime is fartclam time

Posted by: fd at March 15, 2022 06:58 PM (vrz2I)

123 Tim Swain @SwainForSenate

BREAKING: U.S. Senate, on a vote of 57-40, just PASSED Sen. Rand Paul's bill ENDING the airplane/public transportation mask mandate!


now to the house
...

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2022 06:59 PM (8I+CL)

124 I will never relinquish my girthy meat-baton for a steel baton made in China. This is my promise to you.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM


Unlike you, Roundeye, I have no probrem staying foah howah.

Posted by: Steely Dan at March 15, 2022 06:59 PM (a3Q+t)

125 112 94 Were there always this many perverts and lunatics, and we just didn't realize it, or are we generating a wave of them now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
-----------

It's a fad.
And it's incentive for those on the edge.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 06:59 PM (vwS2N)

126 Seattle Pacific "University" - another high school that used to have ashtrays

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2022 06:59 PM (vBvJV)

127 69

I'll try and hang...you guys do kick it though. I so love this place!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 15, 2022 06:59 PM (9uqbB)

128 75 What did the pre-deluge society do that we don't?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 15, 2022 06:52 PM (olttM


Makes one wonder, doesn't it?

I mean, you're telling me we haven't reached Sodom or Gommorah levels yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 06:59 PM (LKTKP)

129 It's 7PM.

Have you decided what your gender and sexual orientation will be today? Where will you put your penis?

This has been a public service message..

Posted by: Stateless at March 15, 2022 06:59 PM (FsZ2q)

130 "What did the pre-deluge society do that we don't? "

Have sex with giant beings from another realm?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 07:00 PM (jTmQV)

131 Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr

What the hell has Congress done to deserve a 21% raise? I guess, like insider trading, they can hedge against inflation for themselves while you get stuck dealing with the consequences of their incompetence.

yep

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2022 07:00 PM (8I+CL)

132 And my comment is directed at people using the term legit military target as somehow a moral yardstick. There is none. People need to grow up. And before we get the normal bleeding hearts, I give you Dresden, Hiroshima, Hanoi. There is no fair in war.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 15, 2022 06:53 PM (QZ/dC)
***

We've been fortunate for years. Our wars have been "clean" with precision bombing, cool videos, and in places with little modern and western infrastructure. We've forgotten. War is ugly, brutish, nasty and violent. declarations mean little once the shooting starts. The only consideration... THE ONLY CONSIDERATION... is to win.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 07:00 PM (axyOa)

133 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 06:55 PM (lCui1)

Happy to be of service, vmom

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2022 07:00 PM (jmPw/)

134 116 SPU Dept. Of Physics? Snort. Is this even a real clown college?
Posted by: Regular joe at March 15, 2022 06:58 PM (nnp+f)
___________

No. It's for the people who couldn't get into Evergreen State.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2022 07:00 PM (vBvJV)

135 Captain Eff yet they are not the ones who come here for work, it's the shortest dumpy ones.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 07:00 PM (2JoB8)

136 >That is evidently a bridge too far for David" Blessings" French
Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 06:50 PM (Lzpvj)

DeathSantis needs to take a page from this playbook. He should have come out of the gate, swinging, calling this bill the "Anti Child Groomer Act" or something like that.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 15, 2022 07:00 PM (N8io/)

137 > There is no fair in war.

So we should embrace total war. Gotcha.

Saddam Hussein rape crews. Feeding children to their parents. Putting political opponents into plastic shredders feet first. Fire up the Brazen Bulls.

Jackass.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2022 07:01 PM (i0wNm)

138 don't get me started on our 'humanitarian" mission, that tore up a few countries and caused decades long civil wars...
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 06:58 PM (V13WU)


Don't forget blowing up the Chinese embassy in Belgrade with a "smart missile". Jethro Bodine Clenis, double naught Commander in Chief.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2022 07:01 PM (y7DUB)

139 118 Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 06:58 PM (V13WU)

If you have never been near IO/NGO types you do not understand charlatanry or credentialed idiocy....

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:01 PM (Lzpvj)

140 >>Were there always this many perverts and lunatics, and we just didn't realize it, or are we generating a wave of them now?


The second one, via social media, entertainment and public schools pushing gender identity/LGBTQ on kids as early a pre-K.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2022 07:01 PM (MmndN)

141 Psaki asked about Russia sanctioning President Joe Biden:

"I would first note that President Biden is a junior.


A junior what, Jen? G-man? Does he have a secret decoder ring too?

Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2022 07:01 PM (gmo/4)

142 This thread has exceed the crazy limit.

In the future, please be cautious so as not to exceed the per thread crazy limit.

- Mgmt
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 06:57 PM


You do not complain to us. We complain to you!

I demand to see the manager about this!!!

Posted by: Karen at March 15, 2022 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

143 A lot of this crazy is just crazy for the sake of social acceptance.

Once they got people used to getting dopamine responses for likes and clicks, it's easy to adjust what they get that dopamine from.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 07:01 PM (LKTKP)

144 I am pro unlimited Mexican weather girl immigration!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 15, 2022 07:01 PM (o2MD2)

145 It's a fad.
And it's incentive for those on the edge.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2022 06:59 PM (vwS2N)
______________

A good way to smoke out people for The List. Kinda like Mao's campaign to "Let a thousand schools of thought contend."

Then, once he knew who was critical of him, he offed them all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2022 07:02 PM (vBvJV)

146 A lot of this crazy is just crazy for the sake of social acceptance.
___________

Act like a total a-hole to gain ... social acceptance??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2022 07:02 PM (vBvJV)

147 What the hell has Congress done to deserve a 21% raise? I guess, like insider trading, they can hedge against inflation for themselves while you get stuck dealing with the consequences of their incompetence.

yep
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2022 07:00 PM (8I+CL)


WAIT, WHAT???!!

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:03 PM (V13WU)

148 Probably a 122mm or rocket from a BM21 MRLS from the blast radius. You can also see the civilian look up because he hears the incoming signature of a rocket.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2022 07:03 PM (Y45pj)

149
That CIA fake missile almost hit that person. A lot of flash and smoke. No damage.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 15, 2022 06:58 PM


we'll see a pic of a strategically placed teddy bear on a smoldering pile of rubble before the week is out

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2022 07:03 PM (DUIap)

150 110 That Psaki cut cannot be real.... holy shit.

I think she's channeling Crash McCain.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 15, 2022 06:56 PM (BFigT)I

ITS FUNNY CAUSE SHE WAS RED WITH EMBARASSMENT FROM THAT FARTCLAM OF A JOKE AND NO ONE COULD TELL. ITS HER SUPERPOWER WELL SHE SHARES IT WITH THAT PANDA GIRL.

Posted by: Ben Rothliebergergler at March 15, 2022 07:03 PM (rjpjQ)

151 Psaki is full of pshit.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2022 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

152 Watching that Telemundo version of The View makes me want to learn Spanish.
And they also seemed about 80 points higher on the IQ scale than the stupid, ugly, human garbage that is on ABC.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2022 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

153 Apparently, men are better than women at everything. Including being women.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:04 PM (MEVhL)

154 BREAKING: U.S. Senate, on a vote of 57-40, just PASSED Sen. Rand Paul's bill ENDING the airplane/public transportation mask mandate!

I'm damn glad they've solved all the other problems in our country. Good for them.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 15, 2022 07:04 PM (GYllL)

155 146 A lot of this crazy is just crazy for the sake of social acceptance.
___________

Act like a total a-hole to gain ... social acceptance??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2022 07:02 PM (vBvJV)


Yes. It's the circus. People easily get bored and have to up their game for likes and acceptance.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 07:04 PM (LKTKP)

156 Steyn went GB because no NA network would touch him.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 15, 2022 07:04 PM (b+v9B)

157 Psaki asked about Russia sanctioning President Joe Biden:

"I would first note that President Biden is a junior. So they may have sanctioned his dad, may he rest in peace."


What a fucking idiot.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2022 07:04 PM (egg9a)

158 He says "Gay!".

I say "Sodomite!".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2022 07:04 PM (R/m4+)

159 Probably a 122mm or rocket from a BM21 MRLS from the blast radius. You can also see the civilian look up because he hears the incoming signature of a rocke


Thats what I was thinking.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (axyOa)

160 BREAKING: U.S. Senate, on a vote of 57-40, just PASSED Sen. Rand Paul's bill ENDING the airplane/public transportation mask mandate!

**

I'm glad Rand has a win.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (lCui1)

161
Act like a total a-hole to gain ... social acceptance??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2022 07:02 PM (vBvJV)

Yeah, man. It's an asshole society. No dogs, Irish, or non-assholes need apply. Also no non-asshole dogs or Irish. Only the Lhasa Apsos and Kennedys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (SKVme)

162 Said before IMO everyone has to out freak the last person to be noticed, especially on social media

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (2JoB8)

163 I'll try and hang...you guys do kick it though. I so love this place!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 15, 2022 06:59 PM


Daywalker threads are way more like Mos Eisley than they are the sedate, polite, and genteel ONT threads.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (a3Q+t)

164 132 Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 07:00 PM (axyOa)

The sterility and precision of American war has vastly increased the national debt and counter-intuitively diminished our power perception globally by convincing the world we lack the resolve to draw blood.

Operation Desert Fox cost roughly 500 million US dollars killing 1400 Iraqi soldiers and ending UN inspections.

It also "coincidentally" "hid the dress."

America spends millions to not kill people, it is a good thing in a moral sense and likely a stupid one geopolitically.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (Lzpvj)

165 don't get me started on our 'humanitarian" mission, that tore up a few countries and caused decades long civil wars...

Bosnia, Beirut and Somalia are three I can think of right off the top of my head. How did they turn out?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (KCN0I)

166 Mister Levine is a dude.
So, the best woman for a job, is, in fact a dude in a skirt and makeup?

I'm offended. I'm a woman. You don't get to be a woman because you wear a dress and makeup. You can even cut off your dick and have boob implants. You can take hormones.

You still are not a woman.

Fuck
Off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2022 07:06 PM (yA9R3)

167 Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2022 07:00 PM (2JoB

Glad to hear your dad is ok

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2022 07:06 PM (PSeVY)

168 I for one welcome our White Nationalist Latinxas overlords.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:06 PM (II3Gr)

169 >>BREAKING: U.S. Senate, on a vote of 57-40, just PASSED Sen. Rand Paul's bill ENDING the airplane/public transportation mask mandate!


EXCELLENT!!

Take that, Pete Buttigiege - are you still on maternity leave?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2022 07:06 PM (MmndN)

170

As a former physics major, there are many races that take the intro classes.

This is just rewarded behaviour from these assholes, who should know better, but probably know and do it regardless. It will destroy science in favor of dumb politics, which is the goal.

Hmm, just checked their site, and the Physics CHAIRMAN has a quote referencing God and the Creator. Weird.





Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 15, 2022 07:06 PM (XnbJC)

171 Perhaps, there is hope for America yet...

Then again:

- Child r@pists from Epstein's Island walking free
- Felonia Milhouse Von PantsSuit is raising money again
- ESG is marching through the economy unopposed
- Uni's are still cranking out neo-Maoist terrorists
- Jan6 protestors are being murdered by our gov

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2022 07:07 PM (zWpOF)

172 Haha. Jesse Watters showing Putin following the Dems playbook and using TikTok influencers to push their Russian talking points.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2022 07:07 PM (NpAcC)

173 Point of Parliamentary Procedure . . .

Are you still a "junior" if your father is no longer alive?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 07:07 PM (pGnDm)

174 Apparently, men are better than women at everything. Including being women.
Posted by: Insomniac

We all really knew that. We've heard for fifty years that women can do anything a man can do, but better. Until they have that chance.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2022 07:07 PM (egg9a)

175 BREAKING: U.S. Senate, on a vote of 57-40, just PASSED Sen. Rand Paul's bill ENDING the airplane/public transportation mask mandate!


Arbitrary and capricious!
-Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 07:08 PM (qnVBz)

176 Eh, Congress's above-board pay from FedGov is but a small fraction of their total income, so who really cares? The graft is the real problem.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 15, 2022 07:08 PM (N8io/)

177 @20 I wonder if the Lord would reconsider that policy of never flooding the whole earth again.

----

I've heard that air pollution keeps rainbows from forming so...

Posted by: Junior at March 15, 2022 07:08 PM (i2fzW)

178 Teletittymundos.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2022 07:08 PM (v0R5T)

179 173 Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 07:07 PM (pGnDm)

Likely not referred to as such, I am curious because I am named after dad as well.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:08 PM (Lzpvj)

180
Fuck
Off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2022 07:06 PM (yA9R3)

Yes!

And you don't get to be a man because you have a "top surgery" and testosterone injections. This trans stuff is a crime

Posted by: CN at March 15, 2022 07:08 PM (ONvIw)

181 I'll try and hang...you guys do kick it though. I so love this place!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 15, 2022 06:59 PM

Daywalker threads are way more like Mos Eisley than they are the sedate, polite, and genteel ONT threads.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (a3Q+t)


Once you go Day, you'll never go away!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 07:08 PM (axyOa)

182 Real carpet-bombing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phzRY0DdRXk

[About 4 minutes]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 15, 2022 07:09 PM (UHVv4)

183 176 Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 15, 2022 07:08 PM (N8io/)

Nanzi took care of that as well, she protected it.

We'll know this fall if Free Shit Army can be swayed by the things that cost the mule power in 1994.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:09 PM (Lzpvj)

184 "Thats what I was thinking.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (axyOa)"

Well, you know their weapons too. First hand.

So, WE must be right.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2022 07:09 PM (Y45pj)

185 The people who literally overthrew our government are walking free, while people who were ushered into the Capitol for an unguided tour rot in pmita prison. That is not winning.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 07:10 PM (qnVBz)

186 Mister Levine is a dude.
So, the best woman for a job, is, in fact a dude in a skirt and makeup?

I'm offended. I'm a woman. You don't get to be a woman because you wear a dress and makeup. You can even cut off your dick and have boob implants. You can take hormones.

You still are not a woman.

Fuck
Off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2022 07:06 PM (yA9R3)


Thank you for having some pride and self awareness. Where are the high profile nags and scolds on this?

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2022 07:10 PM (y7DUB)

187 The Gay-Gay-Gay-Girl used to be a dude, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2022 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

188 It's been two weeks since the missing persons report was filed on Mirengoff. I was thinking it would be hilarious if they found him chopped up and buried in Hayward's basement tomorrow.

Oh wait, a message from Paul just got thru! He says he still supports Everton FC of the English Premier Soccer League.

Posted by: Flight Level gp Heavy Chop at March 15, 2022 07:10 PM (qpX6U)

189 If that was a missile or rocket it sure was a small one.

Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2022 07:11 PM (/lE6c)

190 Answers.com:

Since the use of "Jr." and "Sr." is usually to help distinguish between a father and son, both of whom are still living, the son can drop the "Jr." after the father dies, if he likes, or he can keep it. For example, Sammy Davis, Jr., kept the "Junior" for several years after his father died, but eventually used just "Sammy Davis" as his legal and professional name. The designation can also change with time and circumstance. Suppose Jim Johnson has a son whom he names Jim Johnson. The father might be, for example, Jim Johnson II or Jim Johnson, Sr., and the son would be Jim Johnson, III, but could also be called Jim Johnson, Jr. After Jim Johnson II dies, his son can call himself just Jim Johnson or can continue to call himslef Jim Johnson, Jr., but in either case he will always be Jim Johnson III. To further complicate matters, if there is a grandson named Jim Johnson, he will be Jim Johnson IV. When the grandfather dies, Jim Johnson III can call himself Jim Johnson, Sr., if he likes, and the grandson can be called Jim Johnson, Jr. It is largely a matter of person preference and what the family will tollerate.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 07:11 PM (pGnDm)

191 Imagine trying to illegally load up your country with people from Spanish speaking countries to despicably gain an electoral advantage, only to find out later they're gonna vote for the other guy.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2022 07:11 PM (Y45pj)

192 "So they may have sanctioned his dad, may he rest in peace."

Joe Sr was good at that, resting safely at home in peace throughout WW2. I'm sure Ivan would have mentioned that if he was who they were referring to.

Posted by: x at March 15, 2022 07:11 PM (uQFwj)

193 Patera says there are limits of 175 items at the area walmart. Might be something to consider

https://youtu.be/SR04ZJeskmo

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2022 07:12 PM (YynYJ)

194 "ORANGE HAG BAD!!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 07:12 PM (pGnDm)

195 I'm damn glad they've solved all the other problems in our country. Good for them.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 15, 2022 07:04 PM (GYllL)

you must have missed this one
Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC
All the problems we have right now and both Parties come together to pass a federal ban on lynching. Something that hasn't happened even once in this country in decades.
That so perfectly sums up the seriousness of this nation.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2022 07:12 PM (8I+CL)

196 "Once they got people used to getting dopamine responses for likes and clicks, it's easy to adjust what they get that dopamine from.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 07:01 PM (LKTKP)"


BOOM

This !
the rush from the upcoming show trials is gonna be huge !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 15, 2022 07:12 PM (c1v4f)

197
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2022 07:06 PM (yA9R3)

You've landed on why I hate Buttigieg even more than I hate most American public officials.

Sure - he's a crook who bilked South Bend, but they're all crooks, and they've all bilked someone. And sure - he's a frivolous bien-pensant midwit who's consistently derelict in his duty, but again... so are they all.

It's the "I'm gonna pretend to be a chick with plastic milkers who takes a few months off during a crisis on man-ternity leave" thing that ruffles my feathers.

You're not a mom, fag. You can't know what that's like anymore than I can as a straight man. Stop frontin'. Nobody believes it. It's insulting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2022 07:12 PM (SKVme)

198 "If that was a missile or rocket it sure was a small one."

A fiendish microbaric charge.

Posted by: Flight Level gp Heavy Chop at March 15, 2022 07:13 PM (qpX6U)

199 190 Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 07:11 PM (pGnDm)

Sven has a son named Sven and becomes "Sven Senior" and Sven the younger is "Sven Junior"

Sven's next son is also Sven and is "Sven II"....

Sven II names his son Sven and is "Sven III".....

//George Foreman the 11th

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:13 PM (Lzpvj)

200 Sven @ 164
That is a great point!
The argument of course is with superior intelligence comes accurate precision attack, thereby reducing casualties, hastening a conclusion, and saving money.
But as you say, after years of this, what does this generation of near peer opponents really think of us?
Gonna bounce this off my colleagues.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 07:13 PM (axyOa)

201 "Earth Destroyed By SMOD; Women and Children Hardest Hit."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 07:14 PM (pGnDm)

202 Keep in mind the one ethnic group lynched almost more then anyone in America were Italians.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2022 07:14 PM (Y45pj)

203 USA Today scoured the entire country and the best woman they could find is a mentally ill man who thinks he is a woman. Yay Women's lib! We have come a long way, baby!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 07:14 PM (qnVBz)

204 Daywalker threads are way more like Mos Eisley than they are the sedate, polite, and genteel ONT threads.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (a3Q+t)



I have the ban sentence on twelve commenting systems.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2022 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

205 Got here late today at AoS and read the articles and comments for the last hour.

All I can say is that if you bought some expensive red wine or vintage port with the idea of laying it down for a decade or two, to enjoy it at it's peak, I recommend that instead you plan to open it all up and drink it in the next few weeks.

Why?

Because what is not sustainable will not last.

Cheers!

*holds up glass of 1992 Quilceda Creek Cabernet, rated 99 by Wine Spectator*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2022 07:14 PM (sy5kK)

206 I just tell them your sex is hard coded in the DNA in every cell of your body. If you die and are buried, they will able to tell your sex. It's science.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2022 07:15 PM (YynYJ)

207 Energy crisis in Italy: from a relative

Italian news reports that factories, fishing industry, etc are shut down due to high energy costs. In Milan retired people lining up for food from food pantries. People using candles to light their homes. Diesel fuel more expensive than gas. Truckers on strike.

Ukrainian refugees have started to arrive.

Posted by: Ziba at March 15, 2022 07:16 PM (S1hrL)

208 "202 Keep in mind the one ethnic group lynched almost more then anyone in America were Italians.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2022 07:14 PM (Y45pj) "

"An Inconvenient Truth". LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 15, 2022 07:16 PM (c1v4f)

209 Psaki asked about Russia sanctioning President Joe Biden:

"I would first note that President Biden is a junior.

A junior what, Jen? G-man? Does he have a secret decoder ring too?

Posted by: Archer

Resident Shitbrains is the epitome of JV.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2022 07:16 PM (sqsol)

210 200 Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 07:13 PM (axyOa)

Be careful, donkey is not appreciative and neither are their "non-partisan civil servants."

In the old days when America wanted to make a point we parked US Navy lead throwers with Marines off coasts when "Sands of Iwo Jima" was still in the global conscience....

Now we have "Heather has three mommies" commercials.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:16 PM (Lzpvj)

211 As a former physics major, there are many races that take the intro classes.
____________

When I was in college the intro physics class for prospective STEM majors was packed the first day. People were literally sitting in the aisles, and standing in the back of the lecture theater.

Two weeks later, you could sit anywhere you liked. Anywhere at all. There was about 90% attrition from the first day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2022 07:17 PM (vBvJV)

212 I'm torn between believing the USA Today folks actually believe this dude is woman of the year and that they just do this as a way to shit on our lawns.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2022 07:17 PM (LKTKP)

213 LCD, Yep, I'm getting closer to opening that last bottle of chocolate port. How are ya, hon?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 07:17 PM (cagcg)

214 The Gay-Gay-Gay-Girl used to be a dude, right?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Dickie Levine still is.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2022 07:17 PM (egg9a)

215 I just can't. Psaki is dumb even for junior high. At no time has FJB been known as FJB jr. But Putin puts sanctions on FJB and the best that twat can come up with is "Hurrr they must be talking about his dad! The president is FJB jr! Derp!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2022 07:18 PM (qnVBz)

216 These fuckers shamelessly peddling a pig in a wig as a woman are 100% fucking evil.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2022 07:18 PM (sqsol)

217 Joe's dad was known as "Asshole".

Joe is also known as "Asshole".

No Sr. or Jr. needed.

Fuck them both.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2022 07:18 PM (R/m4+)

218 "I just tell them your sex is hard coded in the DNA in every cell of your body."

Every eukaryotic cell. Is there DNA in red blood cells?

Posted by: Flight Level gp Heavy Chop at March 15, 2022 07:18 PM (qpX6U)

219 "202 Keep in mind the one ethnic group lynched almost more then anyone in America were Italians."

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2022 07:14 PM (Y45pj)
____________
And the non-ethnic group that was most lynched - by far?

Republicans. Which at the time included virtually every black.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2022 07:18 PM (vBvJV)

220 You're not a mom, fag. You can't know what that's like anymore than I can as a straight man. Stop frontin'. Nobody believes it. It's insulting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2022 07:12 PM (SKVme)

I don't even think he's gay, I think he's an asexual psychopath.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 15, 2022 07:18 PM (qH6FZ)

221 Bosnia, Beirut and Somalia are three I can think of right off the top of my head. How did they turn out?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (KCN0I)


Pretty much unending civil wars. Which is why I am worried about the CIA and deep state being interested in the US

Posted by: Kindltot - It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day at March 15, 2022 07:18 PM (xhaym)

222 If they can convince you that a man is a woman, the rest is easy.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 07:19 PM (jTmQV)

223 Biden is a junior president.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:19 PM (V13WU)

224 "When I was in college the intro physics class for prospective STEM majors was packed the first day. People were literally sitting in the aisles, and standing in the back of the lecture theater.

Two weeks later, you could sit anywhere you liked. Anywhere at all. There was about 90% attrition from the first day."

You can observe this phenomenon in MIT's OCW videoed lectures.

Posted by: Flight Level gp Heavy Chop at March 15, 2022 07:19 PM (qpX6U)

225 Daywalker threads are way more like Mos Eisley than they are the sedate, polite, and genteel ONT threads.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2022 07:05 PM (a3Q+t)


I have the ban sentence on twelve commenting systems.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Only twelve?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2022 07:20 PM (egg9a)

226 Real carpet-bombing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phzRY0DdRXk

[About 4 minutes]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 15, 2022 07:09 PM (UHVv4)


If your erection lasts less.than four hours, watch it a second time.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 07:21 PM (axyOa)

227 How it started: What does gay marriage have to do with you anyway h8ter?!?

How it is going: Damn right I'm going to groom your kid. And cut his balls off. And if you complain, you are a terrorist, got that?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2022 07:21 PM (ESjRY)

228 "When I was in college the intro physics class for prospective STEM majors was packed the first day. People were literally sitting in the aisles, and standing in the back of the lecture theater.

Two weeks later, you could sit anywhere you liked. Anywhere at all. There was about 90% attrition from the first day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2022 07:17 PM (vBvJV) "

LOL, yeah, Intro to Calculus was like that, too ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 15, 2022 07:21 PM (c1v4f)

229 I see the stock markets are up today. Did business suddenly become profitable again?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2022 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

230 All of this bullshit just rolls off of me like water off a duck. Shit goes sideways all the 'influencers, thought leaders and journalists are going to starve to death .

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 07:21 PM (cagcg)

231 Of course the physics is racist thing came out of WA. It was going to be there or CA.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:22 PM (II3Gr)

232 Then: A woman can do anything a man can do...but better!

Now: The best woman is...a man.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2022 07:22 PM (ESjRY)

233 I see the stock markets are up today. Did business suddenly become profitable again?




They smell beginning of an end.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:22 PM (V13WU)

234 227 Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2022 07:21 PM (ESjRY)

"My work here is done, WHEEEEEE!"

//Mabriel Galor

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:23 PM (Lzpvj)

235 I honestly have no idea what that "teacher" is. Man, woman, dog, go kart. Could be anything. And I don't give a fuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2022 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

236 232 Then: A woman can do anything a man can do...but better!

Now: The best woman is...a man.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2022 07:22 PM (ESjRY)

Those third wave feminists sure did a bang up job, didn't they?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:23 PM (II3Gr)

237 Seems Ukraine has a booming surrogacy business, and a couple of Chinese were caught trying to walk over the border with newborns. Apparently they also have thousands of orphans? 75,000- 250,000?

Posted by: CN at March 15, 2022 07:23 PM (ONvIw)

238 123 now to the house
...
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2022 06:59 PM (8I+CL)


...and then the demented, child molesting, pants-shitter's veto pen.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 15, 2022 07:23 PM (DTX3h)

239 145

When Khrushchev heard Mao was doing that, he immediately pegged it for what it was.
He'd seen that game played before.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (roH4R)

240 Cheers!

*holds up glass of 1992 Quilceda Creek Cabernet, rated 99 by Wine Spectator*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

LCD, would you describe the box it comes in please? I may have some buried beneath my Peter Vella or jugs of Gallo.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (Msys3)

241 Does anyone know what city that "misgendered" whiner is a teacher in? Because. if that's what they're hiring for teachers. I'd avoid it like a leper colony.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (KCN0I)

242 Stock market is up because...
WAAAARRR!!!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (jTmQV)

243 233 Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:22 PM (V13WU)

"I am not saying mankind won't get mussed up a bit, America is using 150 million people's worth of grain for fuel and the Ukraine is about to lose 250 million people's worth but darn it GAME ON!"

//Stock Advisor William "Buck" Turgidson IVth esq

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (Lzpvj)

244 OK, I've had it. I will be polite where possible, but I will no longer even pretend to enable "transgenders" or whatever. I may let them refuse specific male or female singular pronouns, but if they don't want the obvious ones, they are "it". Sorry, kiddo, but the current language has three third-person singular pronouns. If you don't like "he" or "she", you're "it" -- your choice, but stick to proper English.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (y0zVi)

245 Ukraine is huge in surrogacy bidness. India as well.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (V13WU)

246
LCD, would you describe the box it comes in please? I may have some buried beneath my Peter Vella or jugs of Gallo.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (Msys3)

Look at you, drinking only the top shelf shit. Friggin one percenters...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (II3Gr)

247 *hands JackStraw a triple Balvenie*

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (cagcg)

248 Because it can happen in America.

Posted by: Remember Haiti, White Debils at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (wHXPv)

249 You're not a mom, fag.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

LOL, in a sane world, that would be on a Hallmark card.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2022 07:25 PM (sqsol)

250 215 I just can't. Psaki is dumb even for junior high. At no time has FJB been known as FJB jr. But Putin puts sanctions on FJB and the best that twat can come up with is "Hurrr they must be talking about his dad! The president is FJB jr! Derp!"


it's fucking incredible how stupid that was

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 15, 2022 07:25 PM (j9HX3)

251 I never got the 'x' in Latinx. Are they ex-latins? Latins times an unknown variable?

Solve for x.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 07:25 PM (wWu8x)

252
blm imam communist/deep state co-founder is calling on her jihadis to "call the jails" and "demand" they release justin smolleet.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 07:25 PM (NN1Kg)

253 Thanks Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2022 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)

254 246
LCD, would you describe the box it comes in please? I may have some buried beneath my Peter Vella or jugs of Gallo.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (Msys3)

Look at you, drinking only the top shelf shit. Friggin one percenters...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (II3Gr)

He breaks out the Bartlett and James when the ladies come over...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 07:26 PM (QCwhW)

255 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2022 07:26 PM (arJlL)

256 Spring of Recovery!!!

Posted by: That guy who always says... at March 15, 2022 07:26 PM (Xrfse)

257 251 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 15, 2022 07:25 PM (wWu8x)

It means "we have obliterated thousands of years of your linguistic history FELIZ NAVIDAD JUAN!"

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2022 07:26 PM (Lzpvj)

258 LCD, would you describe the box it comes in please? I may have some buried beneath my Peter Vella or jugs of Gallo.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2022 07:24 PM (Msys3)

Look at you, drinking only the top shelf shit. Friggin one percenters...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Eat the Ten Percenters!

Posted by: Hangry Horse at March 15, 2022 07:27 PM (wHXPv)

259 1st wave feminism: Women should be allowed to vote

2nd wave feminism: I'm bored, I should be able to work as a CEO or something cool like that.

3rd wave feminism: Men are evil. Also, women and men are the same. Except women aren't evil.

4th wave feminism: Hey bro long time no see! You go for the cut or the tuck? Yeah, I'm tucking too. Oh but I'm a lesbian now. And the best part is any cis chick that turns me down? I call her a homophobic h8ter! I've never gotten so much poon before!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2022 07:27 PM (ESjRY)

260 Pope Francis to consecrate Russia and Ukraine to Immaculate Heart of Mary on March 25.

Fatima request fulfilled.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 15, 2022 07:27 PM (GYllL)

261 "Look at you, drinking only the top shelf shit. Friggin one percenters..."

He wasn't drinking it, only "holding" it up.

Posted by: Flight Level gp Heavy Chop at March 15, 2022 07:27 PM (qpX6U)

262
blm is comparing justin smolleet to...


Emmitt Till.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 15, 2022 07:27 PM (NN1Kg)

263 If your erection lasts less.than four hours, watch it a second time.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2022 07:21 PM (axyOa)

Wish I still smoked.

Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2022 07:27 PM (/lE6c)

264 Pope Francis to consecrate Russia and Ukraine to Immaculate Heart of Mary on March 25.

Fatima request fulfilled.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 15, 2022 07:27 PM (GYllL)

Interesting times

Posted by: CN at March 15, 2022 07:28 PM (ONvIw)

265 "Observing whiteness in introductory physics"

is a title of something, right? Is it also whiteness to use capital letters for that sort of thing?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 15, 2022 07:28 PM (tHxO3)

266 jeebus the faggotry in that last video...

Posted by: Unclefacts at March 15, 2022 07:29 PM (euG9/)

267 What are the chances that prominent US politicians' sons have deals with the Ukrainian energy sector?
And what are the chances that these politicians are also among the loudest to cheerlead for Ukraine? Weird, must be a coincidence.


not just bidens, but romney I read somewhere

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2022 07:29 PM (8I+CL)

268 I have the ban sentence on twelve commenting systems.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2022 07:14 PM (yQpMk)


Including Something Awful and Taringa?

You have been busy.

Posted by: Kindltot - It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day at March 15, 2022 07:29 PM (xhaym)

269
LOL, in a sane world, that would be on a Hallmark card.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2022 07:25 PM (sqsol)

I like it. Maybe I'll start my own line of "Brawlmark Cards."

"Nobody cares."

"I hope you can sew that dick back on."

Etc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2022 07:29 PM (SKVme)

270 JackStraw, where do you think India is going to end up in this deal?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 07:30 PM (cagcg)

271
not just bidens, but romney I read somewhere


Yep. And a Whitey Bulger relative too.

He's the mob boss that ran the state of Massachusetts for a couple of decades.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2022 07:30 PM (ESjRY)

272 Fatima request fulfilled.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 15, 2022 07:27 PM (GYllL)


it's about time

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2022 07:30 PM (QujcH)

273 >>not just bidens, but romney I read somewhere

And Kerry. And Pelosi.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2022 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)

274 It seems like guys who pretend to be women should at least make an attempt to look like women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 15, 2022 07:30 PM (tHxO3)

275 "jeebus the faggotry in that last video..."

You just paid it the highest compliment it was looking for.

Posted by: Flight Level gp Heavy Chop at March 15, 2022 07:30 PM (qpX6U)

276 "I would first note that President Biden is a junior. So they may have sanctioned his dad, may he rest in peace."

I used to think Psaki is adolescent. But she's regressing. Fifth grade faux -sophisticate, I'd say.

They really ought to hustle her out of this job, and get someone in with maturity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 15, 2022 07:30 PM (qJHaI)

277 Of all the U.S. aircraft I would like to have flown I think the B-1 would be the one. Couldn't even pass the Army flight physical. Color blind.

Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2022 07:30 PM (/lE6c)

278 I can't figure out if Psaki was one of the mean girls in high school or one of the girls that the mean girls used to torment.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 07:30 PM (KCN0I)

279 Seems Ukraine has a booming surrogacy business, and a couple of Chinese were caught trying to walk over the border with newborns. Apparently they also have thousands of orphans? 75,000- 250,000?
Posted by: CN

We all carried our babies for 4 trimesters and have zero stretch marks.
Haters going to Hate (has no home, hear)

Posted by: Women Celebrities Everywhere at March 15, 2022 07:31 PM (wHXPv)

280 YD, I'll take a an assorted gross.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 07:31 PM (cagcg)

281 That dude is kinda emotional.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 15, 2022 07:31 PM (QYPq3)

282 We've come a long way from "long haired hippie types, need not apply" (as if there really were such signs) ... to "Whites and Christians that love their country are terrorists than must be destroyed BAMN ... getting them fired is not enough"

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2022 07:32 PM (Cus5s)

283 LE CAFE IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at March 15, 2022 07:32 PM (2JoB8)

284 >>>I can't figure out if Psaki was one of the mean girls in high school or one of the girls that the mean girls used to torment.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 07:30 PM (KCN0I)

The latter, but believing she's Anna Delvey.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 15, 2022 07:32 PM (QYPq3)

285 >If they can convince you that a man is a woman, the rest is easy.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 07:19 PM (jTmQV)

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." --Voltaire

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 15, 2022 07:32 PM (N8io/)

286 Joe's dad was known as "Asshole".
Joe is also known as "Asshole".
No Sr. or Jr. needed.

Fuck them both.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2022 07:18 PM (R/m4+)
........

What a coincidence. His son is ALSO known as asshole.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2022 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

287 so Amazon closes one of their locations in Seattle due to crime (lots of employees)

and buzzfeed facing lawsuits from (ex?) employees


hmmm

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2022 07:33 PM (8I+CL)

288 Greeting cards?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hope you heal soon
And grow some tits too.

Posted by: fd at March 15, 2022 07:34 PM (vrz2I)

289 Soros, Biden, Pelosi, Kerry and Romney (probably 100s of others) are all up to their necks in Ukraine corruption, which is why they are all hot for someone else to go spill blood to protect their lily white reputations and graft. Especially the graft.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 15, 2022 07:34 PM (jTmQV)

290 All of this bullshit just rolls off of me like water off a duck. Shit goes sideways all the 'influencers, thought leaders and journalists are going to starve to death .

This is how a modern Isiah would dispatch with the clowns

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 15, 2022 07:34 PM (qJHaI)

291 Not really sure, Ben. They have a lot of conflicting allegiances and with America being under such weak, corrupt leadership they probably find it as hard to trust us as we do. But they hate China and the closer Russia gets to China that's a problem.

I would think they would play as neutral as possible for as long as possible to see which way the wind blows but I'm just guessing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2022 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)

292 @15

>>That is what they came up with for a response?

Sure, why not, who's going to challenge them on anything?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2022 07:36 PM (wJ7h6)

293 Mitt Romney is the only Senate HELP Committee Republican to join Democrats in voting to allow federal mask mandates for toddlers.


weasel

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2022 07:38 PM (8I+CL)

294 "I hope you can sew that dick back on."

Reminds me of the old cop story that my father in law used to tell me about the poor bastard who lost his in a car accident. So they bring him to the hospital and the doctor says, "If you bring it in, we can sew it back on". So they radio the cops still on scene to go looking for it.
About twenty minutes later a cruiser pulls up, and they come running in and give it to the doctor who says, 'Is that it?" And the cop says "I don't know, doc. But it's the only one we found."

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2022 07:40 PM (KCN0I)

295 weasel
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 15, 2022 07:38 PM (8I+CL)
--------
That is probably the nicest term anyone has used to describe him all day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 15, 2022 07:40 PM (qJHaI)

296 So, technically, the "resident" could be called:

"Former Vice President Joe II 'Who Shit My Pants' Biden".

Hmmm,

I like it.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 07:41 PM (pGnDm)

297 All of this bullshit just rolls off of me like water off a duck. Shit goes sideways all the 'influencers, thought leaders and journalists are going to starve to death .

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2022 07:21 PM (cagcg)

I love when you get all congenial.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2022 07:42 PM (dscaa)

298 "271
not just bidens, but romney I read somewhere

Yep. And a Whitey Bulger relative too.

He's the mob boss that ran the state of Massachusetts for a couple of decades.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2022 07:30 PM (ESjRY) :

and got arkancided in prison when the story started to come out

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (c1v4f) at March 15, 2022 07:43 PM (c1v4f)

299 268 Including Something Awful and Taringa?

You have been busy.
Posted by: Kindltot - It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day at March 15, 2022 07:29 PM (xhaym)


Heh. I got banned from SA while it was merely run by iron-fisted left-wing mods and long before it became a woke shithole.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 15, 2022 07:43 PM (DTX3h)

300 I enjoyed the carpet-bombing video.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 07:44 PM (pGnDm)

301 I'm sure we'll soon learn of all of the degenerate corruption going on in Ukraine from all of those ham & eggers that Hannity keeps telling us about.

*spit

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 15, 2022 07:46 PM (GYllL)

302
Does anyone know what city that "misgendered" whiner is a teacher in? Because. if that's what they're hiring for teachers. I'd avoid it like a leper colony.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin


What language is it speaking?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2022 07:47 PM (63Dwl)

303 Pope Francis to consecrate Russia and Ukraine to Immaculate Heart of Mary on March 25.

Fatima request fulfilled.

Posted by: Capital Eff



Saint Pope John Paul II consecrated the Soviet Union to the Immaculate Heart of May on March 24, 1984, so Frankie the Commie Ped0phile is a little late to the game.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2022 07:49 PM (pGnDm)

304 Rachel Levine shaves that bush better than any woman on earth. That thing glimmers like the Boston Celtics parquet floor.

Posted by: Joe Kidtoucher at March 15, 2022 07:54 PM (W+TLY)

305 Take that, Pete Buttigiege - are you still on maternity leave?

I heard that he was already pregnant again!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 15, 2022 08:08 PM (zSyrn)

306 Other than the rigorous accomplishment of swapping genders, what has Rachel Levine actually accomplished in her job?

I will even take things libs think of accomplishments that are actually destroying the republic. Like, anything.

Posted by: LizLem at March 15, 2022 08:09 PM (+mkOR)

307 About the misgendered teacher on TikTok:

Everyone has been in a workplace where a coworker disrespects you, or where you are bullied, or gaslit that you are failing at your job, or where you are simply unappreciated. It is called living life. You are not special.

You have to take that sadness and rage and have it fuel you to find a better job or change your circumstances. Or suck it up and wait it out if you can't change things at the moment. That is called being an adult. Not whine on social media.

Posted by: LizLem at March 15, 2022 08:15 PM (+mkOR)

308 The "Observing whiteness..." b.s. is a published article from the American Physics Society's journal, Physical Review Physics Education. If you wanted to see the absurdity of it all:

https://tinyurl.com/4jmh88j6

and the pdf: https://tinyurl.com/yc2dsv6s

From the acknowledgements, it was funded (at least in part) by the National Science Foundation. Also the authors had "anti-oppression coaching" whatever that means

Posted by: neomexicanus at March 15, 2022 09:37 PM (flk+k)

309 Twitter sucks. Why does Ace have a daily feature that generates clicks that generates ads that generates revenue for Twitter?

Posted by: Darin Zimmerman at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (AGFZZ)

310 Twitter sucks. Why does Ace have a daily feature that generates clicks that generates ads that generates revenue for Twitter?
Posted by: Darin Zimmerman at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (AGFZZ)




You should ask him. He loves questions.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 10:05 AM (+3jTj)

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