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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | It Was A Dark And Stormy ONT. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! The Maid Screamed! And Then The Murders BeganGood evening Horde! How's the day going? Apparently, the White House claims we're on a “war footing” now. I wonder how an invader would fare if we really were at war? Hard to tell anything in the deluge of propaganda coming out of Ukraine, from both sides, but the mighty Red Army doesn't look to be doing so well. Assuming reports of a stalled column 35 km long are true, don't they have a logistics department? And how the hell can they unwind that, it's blocking the road, how will fuel get to the front? Public Service From Washington to Biden, Here's the Net Worth of Every US President Biden comes in at $9 million. If you ever want proof that he's utterly incompetent, this is it. He's been in DC since Hector was a pup, and he's crookeder than a dog's back leg, yet he's only worth $9 million. He's not even good at being corrupt! What a chump. Thursday Night GameI do believe that he may be right. In the beginning, God created the heaven and the Earth. And then the murders began. It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. And then the murders began. Squire Trelawney, Dr Livesey, and the rest of these gentlemen having asked me to write down the whole particulars about Treasure Island, from the beginning to the end, keeping nothing back but the bearings of the island, and that only because there is still treasure not yet lifted, I take up my pen in the year of grace 17-, and go back to the time when my father kept the Admiral Benbow inn, and the brown old seaman, with the sabre cut, first took up his lodging under our roof. And then the murders began. (The Bible, 1984 and Treasure Island, respectively.) Now you try. What would be your nomination for best first line, before the murders began? Road Trip Idea Remember These Chain Restaurants? They're Still Hanging On How much fun would it be to mark all of these on a map and then plan a road trip down memory lane to visit them? You'd probably have to omit Chi-Chi's and Kenny Rogers Roasters from the itinerary, they only survive overseas. I know that the last remaining HoJo's is in New York, and I'd love to go there, sit down and order a clam boat. I'm less eager to go to New York, however. One childhood favorite that made the list is Gino's. Started by Baltimore Colts hall of famer Gino Marchetti, the restaurant was big in the Baltimore area. In the 70s it had the local KFC rights, so when you wanted the Colonel's chicken, you went to Gino's. By the 80s they all turned into Roy Rogers, another childhood favorite that has withered away to just a few locations (I ate at Roy's 2 weeks ago, the day after I had a wonderful visit with Doof. Man, either my taste buds grew up or their quality has gone wayyy down), but a few opened back up a decade or so ago. The last fast food burger I had before I moved to Texas was a Gino's Giant, at the store on Joppa Rd in Towson. Real Work
Neat Ace did a thread on this yesterday, but it's pretty neat for those of you who missed it. Lost in 1915, Ernest Shackleton’s ship Endurance found off coast of Antarctica Endurance did not reach land and became trapped in dense pack ice, and after they were stuck in the ice for 10 months, the 28 men on board were forced to eventually abandon ship. They escaped in lifeboats and on foot. Captain Frank Worsley marked down the coordinates where it sank and the Falklands Maritime Heritage Trust said that these played a key role in their discovery of the vessel.The men of the expedition lived on the boat for over a year, trapped in pack ice, before taking to the lifeboats to travel over 800 miles to safety. Those were men! Shackleton returned to the Antarctic a few years later, but died of a heart attack at age 47. Years later, when talking about the great age of Antarctic exploration, a fellow Antarctic explorer, Sir Raymond Priestly, said "Scott for scientific method, Amundsen for speed and efficiency but when disaster strikes and all hope is gone, get down on your knees and pray for Shackleton" Fly The Friendly Skies Up in the Air: Flight Attendants Share Secrets Only They Know I'm not sure “Don't let your baby crawl around on the floor of the plane, it's dirty” is a huge secret, but OK. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by wisdom: Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Howdy
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 10, 2022 10:01 PM (cfyag) 2
Fartclam!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 10, 2022 10:01 PM (OssQ4) 3
Good evening, Horde.
Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2022 10:01 PM (oXNqT) 4
Ah, I tried.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 10, 2022 10:01 PM (OssQ4) 5
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:01 PM (WnnCS) 6
I nooded
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 10, 2022 10:01 PM (cfyag) Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:02 PM (rm8S6) 8
Yes, WDONT!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3) 9
top ten
Posted by: Theodore at March 10, 2022 10:02 PM (GJnvT) 10
Zettai, you keep reminding me I really need to up my game!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3) Posted by: Joe B at March 10, 2022 10:03 PM (7bRMQ) 12
"Once there were four children whose names were Peter, Susan, Edmond, and Lucy. And then the murders began."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 10, 2022 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ) 13
We had a Furr's Cafeteria here that closed under orders at the beginning of the plandemic, then threw in the towel. I'll miss that place.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 10, 2022 10:03 PM (rz+/y) 14
"Jack and Jill went up the hill...."
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:03 PM (r1z5A) Posted by: Adriane the Totally Practical Critic ... at March 10, 2022 10:03 PM (okV1R) 16
See Spot. See Spot run. Run, Spot, run. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 10, 2022 10:03 PM (FVME7) 17
There still is a Rax in Parkersburg,WV. The only one I know of still in existence.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2022 10:04 PM (89T5c) 18
>>but the mighty Red Army doesn't look to be doing so well. Assuming reports of a stalled column 35 km long are true
They aren't. Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (ZLI7S) 19
"Assuming reports of a stalled column 35 km long are true, don't they have a logistics department?"
Breaking earlier on Jesse Waters' show was that new satellite images show they've moved, and moved into the woods, into firing positions around towns. But who knows anymore, what's bullshit or not? Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (OssQ4) 20
“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. And then the murders began."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ) 21
Breitbart nailed it first: "WAR"
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (eFR3E) 22
Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (XG2Fi) 23
good evening y'all
Posted by: wing at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (PlW9M) Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (rm8S6) 25
Call me Ishmael. And then the murders began.
Ahab sort of murdered his own crew in his pursuit of vengeance. However, saying so denies them their own agency and desire for money. I much more lean toward the latter than the woke former. Thanks for the ONT. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (QCwhW) 26
"We're on our war knees." Kamalala
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (r1z5A) Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:06 PM (WnnCS) 28
So, many years ago I watched "Bram Stoker's Dracula" by Francis Ford Coppola and thought "Eh."
But some time ago the RLM folks did a "re:view" where they praised it, and when it went on sale, I thought, "Why not." Well, watching it tonight, I know "why not." It's because it's terrible. And before you ask, I don't care how many ancient film techniques FFC resurrected to make this--technique does not make a good story. Technical challenges that are forced on a production does not make a good story. Good grief, RLM donked on "Boyhood" because "It took ten years to make!" Can they not look in the mirror now and then? Um, sorry for putting film stuff in the ONT. Uh. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2022 10:06 PM (m0zqP) 29
Weird Dave!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2022 10:06 PM (lCui1) 30
Call me Ishmael. And then the murders will begin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2022 10:07 PM (6FeV1) 31
Listen: Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 10, 2022 10:07 PM (rz+/y) 32
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And then the murders began.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:07 PM (LKTKP) 33
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. And then tge murders began.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:07 PM (IDhUW) 34
"Call me, Ismael." And then the murders began. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 10, 2022 10:08 PM (pNxlR) 35
In the midway of this our mortal life,
I found me in a gloomy wood, astray Gone from the path direct - And then the murders began. Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:08 PM (WnnCS) 36
The chime rang for afternoon tea, but Adriane had notice the chocolate torte was inexplicably missing. And then the murders began ...
Posted by: Adriane the Totally Practical Critic ... at March 10, 2022 10:08 PM (okV1R) 37
That last "For America" quote, needs to be on tee shirts and billboards, everywhere.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 10, 2022 10:08 PM (QzJWU) 38
When in the course of human events....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2022 10:09 PM (6FeV1) 39
This is all Russian dezinformatsiya!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 10:09 PM (II3Gr) 40
Um, sorry for putting film stuff in the ONT. Uh.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2022 10:06 PM (m0zqP) RLM has begun to be more and more fascinated, like our own TJM, with pedigree and technique over whether a story, characterization, casting or whether the movie is fun to watch (the MOST important.) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 10:09 PM (QCwhW) 41
Um, sorry for putting film stuff in the ONT. Uh.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm RTC, got a little job for you. Needs to look like an accident. Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:09 PM (r1z5A) 42
It was love at first sight. And then the murders began.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:09 PM (LKTKP) 43
26 "We're on our war knees." Kamalala
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (r1z5A) --------- Tactical knee pads for everyone! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:09 PM (XG2Fi) 44
Doesn't work for pride and prejudice because the tense is different. But if we reword it, it's dynamite!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And thus the murders begin. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2022 10:09 PM (lCui1) 45
Errrrybody in NV has guns. We don't even have to bury them in the desert, and our D governor hasn't made much of a peep about them. We have two stupid female US Senators who try to hide their gun grabbing inclinations.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 10, 2022 10:09 PM (fpzDt) 46
I was born. And then the mirders started.
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 10, 2022 10:10 PM (cfyag) 47
bif strolled out the front door, smiled at the beautiful weather, sipped from his perfect cup of coffee. and then the murders began.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 10, 2022 10:10 PM (IJES/) 48
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. And then the murders began.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:10 PM (LKTKP) 49
For those destined for the Gulag, the start of their journey was arrest.
And then the murders began. Wow. Solzhenitsyn could have saved himself a whole lot of writing. Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:11 PM (WnnCS) 50
This is the story, of the rage of Achilles... and then the murders began...
Damn... could be onto something. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 10:11 PM (oHd/0) 51
Airline story looks like clickbait.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2022 10:11 PM (P3gRi) 52
Went to a pizza buffet this week and the ENTIRE time I was there Faux News was Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine.
Really appreciate having blogs like this to read. Cut the cord too many years ago to count. Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at March 10, 2022 10:11 PM (3AD8C) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:11 PM (IDhUW) 54
Tom!
No answer. TOM!! No answer. What's gone with that boy, I wonder. You TOM!!! And then the murders began. Posted by: Andrew X at March 10, 2022 10:11 PM (P7RU+) 55
Concerning Boggies. And then the murders began. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 10, 2022 10:11 PM (pNxlR) 56
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=DBFdPNZzpwg This guy is about the least suspicious guy on Youtube I have found talking about military stuff in Ukraine. And he could be completely full of crap, too. It sure would be nice if the American people had some eyes and ears out there in the form of an actual journalist or two. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 10, 2022 10:11 PM (cupoy) 57
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. And then the murder started. Wait, that's kinda what happened.
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 10, 2022 10:11 PM (cfyag) 58
>>>I found @braxton_mccoy's TikTok
And then the murders began. This will surely confuse the day walkers. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (SH2Zi) 59
44 Doesn't work for pride and prejudice because the tense is different. But if we reword it, it's dynamite!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And thus the murders begin. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2022 10:09 PM (lCui1) Heh. That is better. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (LKTKP) 60
Well, watching it tonight, I know "why not."
Yeah, Coppola's Dracula is not very good. It's watchable; it has moments. But it's not good. Langella's version may be the only really good one. I like many of the Hammer ones, because I like Hammer horror. But they are B films all the way. It's weird that Dracula is almost always so poorly done. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj) 61
Upside down ampersand
Very impressive Zettai Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:11 PM Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (rm8S6) 62
Over at Instapundit, there's a link to an article that proposes that the straddle point between the Baby Boomers and Generation X is actually represented as a separate generation, Generation Jones.
https://tinyurl.com/GenJones Read, discuss, etc. and especially look at the table towards the end. And then the murders *really* begin. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (ZSK0i) 63
I like this game.
"All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." And then the murders began. Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (nfrXX) 64
Scarlett OHara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were. And then the murders began
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (Ed8Zd) 65
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (II3Gr) 66
Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (FVME7) Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (SH2Zi) 68
Really appreciate having blogs like this to read. Cut the cord too many years ago to count.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at March 10, 2022 10:11 PM (3AD8C) Cutting the cord really, really makes you begin to despise televisions in public Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (6FeV1) 69
All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. And then the murders started.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (XG2Fi) 70
Airline story looks like clickbait.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon No way. Click here to find out why. Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (r1z5A) Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (qAR6u) 72
There still is a Rax in Parkersburg,WV. The only one I know of still in existence.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2022 10:04 PM (89T5c) Still a few in southern Ohio. Sadly, the Washington C.H. location is gone. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (wBpKf) 73
Assuming reports of a stalled column 35 km long are true, don't they have a logistics department?
___ Russia has always sucked when it came to logistics. No food, no fuel = no movement. Their leadership has always looked down on CS/CSS. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (Ls+Jx) 74
Crap.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (XG2Fi) 75
>>> 20 "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. And then the murders began."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ) ...after they crossed a frozen river on Christmas Eve. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (llON8) 76
“Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. And then the murders began."
My God, it really does work with everything! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ) 77
For years I have with reluctant heart withheld from publication this already completed book: my obligation to those still living outweighed my obligation to the dead. And then the murders began.
Well, Gulag Archipelago fits. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (QCwhW) 78
In the town, there were two mutes and they were always together. And then the murders began.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (LKTKP) 79
"The sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel." And then the murders began.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (nfrXX) 80
You've all heard that "Pride goeth before a fall", right?
And I proved it when I went out to check my mail this afternoon. I was proud of how well I'd been walking lately, so I didn't take my cane. Stupid move. I made it to the mailbox fine, got the mail, and made it almost back to the house when i caught my foot on something and fell. No real damage, just a couple of bruises, but lesson learned. TAKE THE CANE EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU NEED IT! Feeling kinda stupid, and may wear a mask if I go out in the next few days. "Um, you know bad hair days? Well, I'm having a bad face day!" No, I didn't fall on anything hard, so the sidewalk and steps are still intact. I'm thinking my head's a lot harder, and even it's okay. Just the minor bruising. Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (y0zVi) 81
"Where's Papa going with that ax?" said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (II3Gr) 82
18 >>but the mighty Red Army doesn't look to be doing so well. Assuming reports of a stalled column 35 km long are true
They aren't. Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (ZLI7S) Correct. And to repeat from the previous thread, anybody who wants to know a lot about covid and has time to learn some science and medicine also should check out Dr Been Medical Lectures. Excellent presentations. Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (fpzDt) 83
In the beginning there was nothing. And God said let there be light. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (cfyag) 84
A spectre is haunting Europe - the spectre of communism. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (FVME7) 85
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in need of a wife. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Nemo at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (S6ArX) 86
No way. Click here to find out why.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (r1z5A) --------- You won't believe reason #14! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:15 PM (XG2Fi) 87
Morton's Cafeteria... way, way back when.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2022 10:15 PM (BFigT) 88
In the nighttime heart of Beirut, in one of a row of general-address transfer booths, Louis Wu flicked into reality. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 10, 2022 10:15 PM (OssQ4) 89
Scarlett OHara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were. And then the murders began
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (Ed8Zd) Well done, I was trying to find that line! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3) 90
>>> 36 The chime rang for afternoon tea, but Adriane had notice the chocolate torte was inexplicably missing. And then the murders began ...
Posted by: Adriane the Totally Practical Critic ... at March 10, 2022 10:08 PM (okV1R) Chocolate theft? Sounds more like self-defense to me. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 10:15 PM (llON8) 91
It's weird that Dracula is almost always so poorly done.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj) That's because the modern Dracula myth is barely even a story. It's just an old kinky lech with a skin condition. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2022 10:15 PM (6FeV1) 92
Tom stubbed his toe on the nest of Murder Hornets.
You know the rest. It's all the latest buzz! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 10, 2022 10:15 PM (QzJWU) 93
"Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents," muttered Jo, lying on the rug. And then the murders began. -"Little Women" by Louisa May Alcott
Posted by: norrin radd at March 10, 2022 10:15 PM (9Oolk) 94
It's weird that Dracula is almost always so poorly done.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj) --- Duckula was the definitive version. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 10, 2022 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ) 95
"The moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason. And then the murders began."
Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2022 10:16 PM (P4LRL) 96
Jussie Smolett, as he was being hauled off to prison, raised his fist of defiance while yelling to anyone, everyone, "I am not suicidal!"
Then murders began. Posted by: LostInSpace at March 10, 2022 10:16 PM (PVI4b) 97
RTC would consider killing me if the treats were of a certain standard. Sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2022 10:16 PM (m0zqP) 98
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2022 10:13 PM (qAR6u) No. Your mission is to find a better hosting site. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2022 10:16 PM (P3gRi) Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:16 PM (TdMsT) 100
Call me Ishmael. And then the murders began...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 10:16 PM (oHd/0) 101
> There still is a Rax in Parkersburg,WV. The only one I know of still in existence.
Holy shit.... I know the place. Lived there back in 90's. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2022 10:16 PM (BFigT) 102
"Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean."
And then the murders began...really! Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:16 PM (BgMrQ) 103
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.
And then the murders began. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:16 PM (LKTKP) 104
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." And then the murders began.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 10, 2022 10:17 PM (pNxlR) 105
Russia has always sucked when it came to logistics.
No food, no fuel = no movement. Their leadership has always looked down on CS/CSS. Posted by: SMH It's ironic given their love of, and dominance at, chess. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 10, 2022 10:17 PM (OssQ4) 106
Once there were four children whose names were Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 10:17 PM (II3Gr) 107
Still a few in southern Ohio. Sadly, the Washington C.H. location is gone.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor I know there are locations in Circleville, Chillicothe, and Lancaster. Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:17 PM (WnnCS) Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 10, 2022 10:17 PM (ZSK0i) 109
Dr. Fauchi, Francis Collins and Scarf Lady walked in to a lab in Wuhan. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2022 10:17 PM (3iij0) 110
81 "Where's Papa going with that ax?" said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (II3Gr) Charlotte's Web! Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:17 PM (LKTKP) 111
I paid $96 for 16 gallons of gas yesterday. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:18 PM (XG2Fi) 112
Oh Ann! Sorry to hear of your fall. Prayers up for quick and complete healing! No need for masks!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:18 PM (IDhUW) 113
''Twas brillig and the slythy toves did gyre and gimbal in the wabe.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:18 PM (TdMsT) 114
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 10, 2022 10:14 PM (fpzDt)
In response to your prior, I did, too, in undergrad, grad level elective. I concur, except in the masks and IVM. I masked early, then when 99.8 or so percent survivable data was available, then no. I believe TPTB knew it was a lab leak, expected bioweapon, and thus, the gross overreaction. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 10:18 PM (SH2Zi) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2022 10:18 PM (m0zqP) 116
Eve begat Cain and Abel. Then the murders began.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2022 10:18 PM (63Dwl) 117
"Cutting the cord really, really makes you begin to despise televisions in public"
Sick and twisted I am but do get a laugh from a TV at a restaurant and seeing Idiocracy times eleventy happening live. Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at March 10, 2022 10:18 PM (3AD8C) 118
All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. And then the murders began.
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 10:18 PM (V13WU) 119
65 In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 10:12 PM (II3Gr) I was gonna use that... Went classical instead. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:18 PM (BgMrQ) 120
It's ironic given their love of, and dominance at, chess.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 10, 2022 10:17 PM (OssQ4 --------- Chess pieces have no use for supply lines. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (XG2Fi) 121
Yeah, baby! WD in da house!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (9uqbB) 122
When VP Harris tries to sound profound, she reminds me of the character Oswald Bates played by Damon Wayans on the old comedy show, "In Living Color."
Posted by: p-squared at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (0CzL1) 123
Doesn't work with Moby Dick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (SKVme) 124
It's just an old kinky lech with a skin condition.
Posted by: Warai-otoko He had Hansen's Disease? Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (WnnCS) 125
One thing I like about Ukrainian politicians is they don't shave, dress as if they just got back from harvesting potatoes and generally look like they just woke up in a barn.
Posted by: LostInSpace at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (PVI4b) 126
Chocolate theft?
Sounds more like self-defense to me. Posted by: Helena Handbasket I AM NOT SUICIDAL !!!! Posted by: Adriane the Totally Practical Critic ... at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (okV1R) 127
When a traveller in north central Massachusetts takes the wrong fork at the junction of the Aylesbury pike just beyond Dean's Corners he comes upon a lonely and curious country. And then the murders begin.
Posted by: The Dunwich Horror by HP Lovecraft at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (KFhLj) 128
In a hole in the ground, lived a Hobbit, and then the murders began.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (oHd/0) 129
124 It's just an old kinky lech with a skin condition.
Posted by: Warai-otoko He had Hansen's Disease? Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (WnnCS) mmm bop Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (II3Gr) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (Ls+Jx) 131
Notice how Dr. Brix (aka "scarf lady") totally disappeared once Fauci took the stage?
If we had an honest opposition party they'd haul her fat ass into a hearing and have her spill the beans... so to speak. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2022 10:19 PM (BFigT) Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 10:20 PM (SH2Zi) 133
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. And then the murders began.
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 10:20 PM (V13WU) 134
As regards chain restaurant "Big Boy", mentioned in the linked article at #25:
https://stoatnet.org/bigboygraveyard.jpg Supposedly it was located around Marquette, but it's been moved to another location to keep trespassers from disturbing the bones of the ancestors. Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2022 10:20 PM (P4LRL) 135
Good evening morons and thanks wd
Why is Biden pretending he is not pleased with the huge increase in energy prices when he was elected on that platform? Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2022 10:20 PM (EZebt) 136
When at the first I took my pen in hand
Thus for to write, I did not understand That I at all should make a little book In such a mode; nay, I had undertook To make another; which, when almost done, Before I was aware, I this begun. And then the murders began. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2022 10:20 PM (76Ab6) 137
He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish. And the the murders began.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:21 PM (XG2Fi) 138
I'll admit, I liked the 1974 version of Dracula with Jack Palance.
There, I said it. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 10, 2022 10:17 PM (ZSK0i) Comrade! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3) 139
Notice how Dr. Brix (aka "scarf lady") totally disappeared once Fauci took the stage?
If we had an honest opposition party they'd haul her fat ass into a hearing and have her spill the beans... so to speak. Posted by: Martini Farmer But first, take her scarf away. She would be completely without protection. Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:21 PM (WnnCS) 140
Rax had a nice BBC. Beef bacon cheddar. There was a Jax Roast Beef too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2022 10:21 PM (63Dwl) 141
I paid $96 for 16 gallons of gas yesterday. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:18 PM (XG2Fi) Good one. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 10:21 PM (SH2Zi) 142
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it. Then the murders began.
Voyage of the dawn Treader Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at March 10, 2022 10:21 PM (O0QMT) 143
I tried twice to post the hobbit one, but i was trying to get cute with my name (I changed it to the name of the orc king, Bold son of Azog because: reasons) and the post failed for whatever reason. I guess no socks for me.
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at March 10, 2022 10:21 PM (lXZ2r) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:21 PM (BgMrQ) 145
122 When VP Harris tries to sound profound, she reminds me of the character Oswald Bates played by Damon Wayans on the old comedy show, "In Living Color."
Posted by: p-squared -- When VP ,La tries to sound profound she does exactly that: she sounds profoundly shallow and stupid. Or like she is bullshitting during a job interview. Posted by: LostInSpace at March 10, 2022 10:22 PM (PVI4b) 146
In the week before their departure to Arrakis, when all the final scurrying about had reached a nearly unbearable frenzy, an old crone came to visit the mother of the boy, Paul. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 10:22 PM (II3Gr) 147
So mine are:
Pride and Prejudice Catch-22 The Great Gatsby The Heart is a Lonely Hunter Clockwork Orange Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:22 PM (LKTKP) 148
If you like Pina Coladas, and walking in the rain.... Shots rang out, and then the murders started.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:22 PM (5pTK/) 149
The one time I remember Gino's was on the way back from Grandma's I threw up in the car and my dad pulled into a Gino's to run in and grab some napkins.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 10, 2022 10:22 PM (vuisn) 150
99 Good evening, Horde.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:16 PM (TdMsT) Hard to beat that! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:22 PM (hOUT3) 151
144 "Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again."
And then the murders began. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:21 PM (BgMrQ) One of my all-time favorite books. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:23 PM (TdMsT) 152
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 10, 2022 10:23 PM (OssQ4) 153
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
And then the murders began. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 10:23 PM (SH2Zi) 154
Notice how Dr. Brix (aka "scarf lady") totally disappeared once Fauci took the stage?
~~~ She brought up the problem of faulty data in a press conference and was gone shortly thereafter. And then the murders began. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:23 PM (IDhUW) 155
Mother died today. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (SKVme) 156
The one time I remember Gino's was on the way back from Grandma's I threw up in the car and my dad pulled into a Gino's to run in and grab some napkins.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 10, 2022 10:22 PM (vuisn) And then the murders started. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (6FeV1) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3) 158
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 10, 2022 10:23 PM (OssQ4) -------------- Sounds almost Hunter S Thompsonesque. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (5pTK/) 159
The beagle next door has been baying bloody murder for the past five minutes. Usually she shares her anger for me but I am in bed.
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (O0QMT) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (BgMrQ) 161
On one otherwise normal Tuesday evening, I had the chance to live the American dream. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Retief at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (vSlT4) 162
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. And then the murders began. Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (V13WU) 163
155 Mother died today. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (SKVme) The Stranger Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:25 PM (LKTKP) 164
About thirty years ago Miss Maria Ward, of Huntingdon, with only seven thousand pounds, had the good luck to captivate Sir Thomas Bertram, of Mansfield Park, in the county of Northampton, and to be thereby raised to the rank of a baronet's lady, with all the comforts and consequences of an handsome house and large income. And then the murders began.
(I see someone already posted Pride and Prejudice. So here's Mansfield Park.) Posted by: Nemo at March 10, 2022 10:25 PM (S6ArX) 165
159 The beagle next door has been baying bloody murder for the past five minutes. Usually she shares her anger for me but I am in bed.
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (O0QMT) ---------- Snd then the murders began. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:25 PM (XG2Fi) 166
Mollusk farticus Maximus!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 10:25 PM (axyOa) 167
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." And then the murders began.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2022 10:25 PM (nfrXX) Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:25 PM (TdMsT) 169
One of my all-time favorite books.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:23 PM (TdMsT) Both book and movie are favorites of mine ...and then the murders began. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:26 PM (BgMrQ) 170
When you say "the stranger" are you talking about the sex move?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 10, 2022 10:26 PM (vuisn) 171
If you like Pina Coladas, and walking in the rain.... Shots rang out, and then the murders started.
Posted by: blake So they independently decide to cheat on each other to step out, and accidently meet up. Hilarity ensued? Nope - like you said - shots would ring out, from both parties. Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:26 PM (WnnCS) 172
Once upon a time, sixty years ago, a little girl lived in the Big Woods of Wisconsin, in a little gray house made of logs.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2022 10:26 PM (76Ab6) 173
Early in February, I adopted Robert the Cat (TM) from the Humane Society's Animal Shelter.
And then the murders began. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2022 10:26 PM (m0zqP) 174
The beagle next door has been baying bloody murder for the past five minutes. Usually she shares her anger for me but I am in bed.
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (O0QMT) Sorry, I'll cut it's vocal chords.... Posted by: Dr Fauci at March 10, 2022 10:26 PM (7bRMQ) 175
I guess no socks for me.
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness Wear Birkenstocks and pretend you're a UNIX programmer ... Posted by: Adriane the Totally Practical Critic ... at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (okV1R) 176
Why is Biden pretending he is not pleased with the huge increase in energy prices when he was elected on that platform?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2022 10:20 PM (EZebt) Because most of the idiots who voted for him didn't know that was his platform? They just knew all their favorite celebrities said Trump was icky. Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (fpzDt) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (LKTKP) 178
And the burnt fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the fire, so the murders began....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (5pTK/) Posted by: E. Poe at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (3ciZ6) 180
Yoko. And then the murders began.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (EZebt) Posted by: Owen Lift at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (DTX3h) 182
157 Don't Panic!
And then the murders began... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3) Another of my very favorite books, {{{Hrothgar}}}!!! Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:28 PM (WnnCS) 184
I miss you! Trying hard, and not being very successful, in staying in the Word.
Posted by: Ladyl And then, the murders REALLY began. Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:28 PM (r1z5A) 185
A wide frontier had been laid naked by this unexpected disaster, and more substantial evils were preceded by a thousand fanciful and imaginary dangers,
And then the murders began. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:28 PM (BgMrQ) 186
Clicked the link for the *forgotten* restaurant chains. Of course I recognized the first one - "Big Boys", but the next three, never heard of them. Will go back and revisit the rest of the list in a bit.
Posted by: cfo mom at March 10, 2022 10:28 PM (Q8bDL) 187
Because most of the idiots who voted for him didn't know that was his platform? They just knew all their favorite celebrities said Trump was icky.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (fpzDt) ---------- Here's a thought... If you aren't informed enough to know what you're voting for, THEN STAY THE FUCK HOME ON ELECTION DAY!!! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi) 188
184 I miss you! Trying hard, and not being very successful, in staying in the Word.
Posted by: Ladyl And then, the murders REALLY began. Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:28 PM (r1z5 I'm laughing my ass off, {{{Some Rat}}}!!! Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (TdMsT) 189
I'd add "murders began" to the Wool intro by Hugh Howey but how many people read that one? Not too far off the actual plot anyhow. Seems the effort to make it into some sort of movie or mini-series has failed.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (3AD8C) 190
April is the cruelest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing Memory and desire, stirring Dull roots with spring rain. And then the murders began. Posted by: Nemo at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (S6ArX) 191
Wear Birkenstocks and pretend you're a UNIX programmer ...
That's how you can tell the guys that started on the hardware side, no Birkenstocks, ever. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (SchxB) 192
Wear Birkenstocks and pretend you're a UNIX programmer ...
Posted by: Adriane the Totally Practical Critic ... at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (okV1R) ------------ Bzzt! forgot: and then the murders began... Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (5pTK/) Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (rm8S6) 194
This should probably be posted in the Pet Thread, but if you have not been following "The Girl with the Dogs" on YouTube, you really should.
And then the murders began. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (m0zqP) 195
If you aren't informed enough to know what you're voting for, THEN STAY THE FUCK HOME ON ELECTION DAY!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi) Buh... they said vote or die... and i don't want to die! Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (6FeV1) 196
Call me Ishmael. And let the murders begin.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (lCui1) Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (oHd/0) Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (axyOa) 199
So I opened it -- you cannot imagine how stealthily, stealthily -- until, at length a single dim ray, like the thread of the spider, shot from out the crevice and fell upon the vulture eye. It was open -- wide, wide open -- and I grew furious as I gazed upon it...
and then the murders began. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (BgMrQ) 200
Peace! Peace! Anything for peace!
And then the murders began. (The first line from How to Live Quietly) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:30 PM (IDhUW) 201
The sun would not shine, it was too wet to play, so we sat in the house on that cold cold wet day.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2022 10:30 PM (76Ab6) 202
Another of my very favorite books, {{{Hrothgar}}}!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (TdMsT) I could not find my copy (the library is in disarray) so I didn't really quote the first line, but I was close! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:30 PM (hOUT3) 203
"Say what you will about nationalist socialism, at least it's an ethos. And then the murders began..."
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at March 10, 2022 10:30 PM (nFUmW) 204
And the burnt fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the fire, so the murders began....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing I've always loved Kipling's use of "wabbling" in this poem. There is no more perfect use for it than this. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 10, 2022 10:30 PM (OssQ4) Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:31 PM (r1z5A) 206
I think Scarf Lady's demise was sealed when she was discovered to be flouting the Ch*na Virus Rules off-duty... Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:31 PM (rm8S6) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2022 10:31 PM (lCui1) Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2022 10:31 PM (6FeV1) 209
If you aren't informed enough to know what you're voting for, THEN STAY THE FUCK HOME ON ELECTION DAY!!!
And then the murders began. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 10:32 PM (axyOa) 210
In the late summer of that year we lived in a house in a village that looked across the river and the plain to the mountains...
and then the murders began. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:32 PM (BgMrQ) 211
Alfonso, never having left Brooklyn finally took a trip to Hibbing, MN to see his Aunt Elena, only to discover the custom there is to cut pizza into squares.
And then the murders began. Posted by: LostInSpace at March 10, 2022 10:32 PM (PVI4b) 212
I could not find my copy (the library is in disarray) so I didn't really quote the first line, but I was close! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:30 PM (hOUT3) My well-worn copy disappeared during the Unpleasantness when I relocated to Columbus. I suspect my daughter, but she denies it. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:32 PM (TdMsT) 213
I went down yesterday to the Piraeus with Glaucon the son of Ariston, that I might offer up my prayers to the goddess; and also because I wanted to see in what manner they would celebrate the festival, which was a new thing. And then the murders began.
Posted by: JSchuler at March 10, 2022 10:32 PM (g69k+) 214
Ladyl!
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 10:32 PM (Ls+Jx) 215
The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as best I could; but when he ventured upon insult, I vowed revenge. Then the murders began.
Yep, it fits. Posted by: RickZ at March 10, 2022 10:32 PM (ldL4g) 216
One fish, two fish, red fish, green fish...and then the murders began..
I will not eat, green eggs and ham, Sam I am...and then the murders began... Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:32 PM (5pTK/) 217
[iI think Scarf Lady's demise was sealed when she was discovered to be flouting the Ch*na Virus Rules off-duty...
Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:31 PM (rm8S6) You mean she let the peasants know? Unforgivable! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:32 PM (hOUT3) 218
For a long time I used to go to bed early. And then the murders began. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 10, 2022 10:32 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 10, 2022 10:32 PM (SchxB) 220
Jack Holloway found himself squinting, the orange sun full in his eyes. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 10:33 PM (llON8) Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 10, 2022 10:33 PM (uTrz1) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:33 PM (5pTK/) 223
This game is not for the literature-challenged, which I am...
Posted by: Zettai Real life works... Try as I might to best him, Zetti's upside down ampersand beat me like a rented mule. And then the murders began ... Posted by: Adriane the Totally Practical Critic ... at March 10, 2022 10:34 PM (okV1R) 224
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
And then the murders began. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi) 225
Friends, Roman, countrymen lend me your ears. And than the murders began.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 10, 2022 10:34 PM (2NHgQ) Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 10:34 PM (oHd/0) 227
If I had her for 24 hours, these floors had better shine. Oh. And the truck needs cleaning too.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 10:34 PM (axyOa) 228
A spectre is haunting Europe -- the spectre of Communism. And then the murders began.
Posted by: JSchuler at March 10, 2022 10:34 PM (g69k+) 229
People do not give it credence that a fourteen year old girl could leave home and go off in the wintertime to avenge her father's blood, but it did not seem so strange then.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 10, 2022 10:34 PM (rz+/y) 230
(Insert the first line of any Louis L'Amour novel ever). And then the murders began.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2022 10:35 PM (6FeV1) 231
Good Evening.
About the map showing why you shouldn't invade... here in northern WI we have all those groups, except seals(if they mean the critters). Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2022 10:35 PM (bgR2+) 232
Friends, Roman, countrymen lend me your ears. And than the murders began.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 10, 2022 10:34 PM (2NHgQ) Brutus was a buddy fucker He'll fuck you too. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 10:35 PM (axyOa) 233
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain; by the false azure in the windowpane. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Theodore at March 10, 2022 10:35 PM (GJnvT) 234
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Nemo at March 10, 2022 10:35 PM (S6ArX) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:35 PM (IDhUW) 236
Lessa woke, cold. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 10:35 PM (llON8) 237
As expected, fertilizer prices are skyrocketing.
Cost of food from production to transportation is going to really hurt people. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:35 PM (LKTKP) 238
If you aren't informed enough to know what you're voting for, THEN STAY THE FUCK HOME ON ELECTION DAY!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) "Breaking News: Electorate listens to Cicero! Voter turnout at 20%! Greatest conservative victories in history of Republic! We'll be killing ourselves later." Posted by: The MFM at March 10, 2022 10:35 PM (r1z5A) 239
I don't want to admit this, really, but -- and what you're about to read is pretty much actually true -- since I was a child, I've had a strong revulsion to Kaboom cereal, due to what may be called a early-childhood type of social dysmorphia. And then the murders began. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 10, 2022 10:35 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:36 PM (5pTK/) 241
Down with Big Brother. And then they murders began.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2022 10:36 PM (bgR2+) 242
Try as I might to best him, Zetti's upside down ampersand beat me like a rented mule. And then the murders began ...
Posted by: Adriane the Totally Practical Critic ... at March 10, 2022 10:34 PM It really is the pinnacle of "ampersand privilege", innit? Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:36 PM (rm8S6) 243
Wear Birkenstocks and pretend you're a UNIX programmer ...
Posted by: Adriane the Totally Practical Critic ... at March 10, 2022 10:27 PM (okV1R) *looks at feet* Whoa. She's good. Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2022 10:36 PM (P4LRL) 244
Interesting. Our gas price went from 4.09 for unleaded to 3.99 last evening while we were dining out. 2 1/2 hours in a restaurant and lowered gas prices. Weird.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 10, 2022 10:36 PM (2NHgQ) 245
Breaking News: Electorate listens to Cicero! Voter turnout at 20%! Greatest conservative victories in history of Republic! We'll be killing ourselves later."
Why wait? Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 10, 2022 10:36 PM (SchxB) 246
One day when he was out walking, he came to an open place in the middle of the forest, and in the middle of this place was a large oak tree, and, from the top of the tree, there came a loud buzzing-noise. Winnie-the-Pooh sat down at the foot of the tree, put his head between his paws and began to think.
And then the murders began! Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:36 PM (BgMrQ) 247
OMG is FFC's "Dracula" terrible from beginning to end.
FCC's last great film, "Apocalypse Now" which I will defend. After that...well, there were some murders I heard. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2022 10:37 PM (m0zqP) 248
This game is not for the literature-challenged, which I am...
Posted by: Zettai See Dick run. And then the murders began. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 10:37 PM (axyOa) 249
It was the dawn of the third age of mankind, ten years after the Earth-Minbari war. And then the murders began.
Posted by: JSchuler at March 10, 2022 10:37 PM (g69k+) 250
As expected, fertilizer prices are skyrocketing.
Cost of food from production to transportation is going to really hurt people. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, You forgot the last line. And then the murders began. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:37 PM (IDhUW) 251
It is going to cost me over TWO HUNDRED dollars to fill up Mr. Pickemup. I fucking DESPISE that whole nest of vipers!
Posted by: The MFM at March 10, 2022 10:38 PM (r1z5A) 252
224 In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
And then the murders began. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi) Another of my all-time favorite books! Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:38 PM (TdMsT) 253
You forgot the last line.
And then the murders began. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:37 PM (IDhUW) Indeed I did. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:38 PM (LKTKP) 254
240 "so foul and fair a day I have not seen.."
...and then the murders began. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:36 PM (5pTK/) Ahhh, Macbeth... I was going there later. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:38 PM (BgMrQ) 255
I always liked the first few lines on "Treasure Island."
How about "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times." Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 10, 2022 10:38 PM (lKAqb) Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:39 PM (rm8S6) 257
It is the east and Juliet is the sun! And then the murders began.
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 10, 2022 10:39 PM (cfyag) 258
sigh...off sock
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:39 PM (r1z5A) Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 10, 2022 10:39 PM (SH2Zi) 260
In many ways, this was the story of Obama, and then the murders began.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2022 10:39 PM (bgR2+) 261
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect." And then the murders began.
Yeah, that works and takes the story in a whole new, and potentially much more satisfying, direction. Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2022 10:39 PM (nfrXX) 262
252 224 In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
And then the murders began. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi) Another of my all-time favorite books! Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:38 PM (TdMsT) He plagiarized me! See 48. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:39 PM (LKTKP) 263
I am Sam.
... Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2022 10:39 PM (76Ab6) 264
Mrs. Rachel Lynde lived just where the Avonlea main road dipped down into a little hollow, fringed with alders and ladies' eardrops and traversed by a brook that had its source away back in the woods of the old Cuthbert place.
And then the murders began. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:40 PM (BgMrQ) 265
Lessa woke, cold. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket Interfering with Search!?! Like I don't have enough problems without your silly duel ... Posted by: F'lar at March 10, 2022 10:40 PM (okV1R) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 10:40 PM (Ls+Jx) Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 10, 2022 10:40 PM (lKAqb) 268
Jeebus. We're easily amused. Feels good in these unsettling times.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 10, 2022 10:40 PM (2NHgQ) 269
Other than "The Taming of the Shrew" is there anything by Shakespeare that does not have a body count?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:41 PM (5pTK/) 270
It is better to remain silent and seem a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
And then the murders began. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:41 PM (IDhUW) 271
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.
And then the murders began. Posted by: RickZ at March 10, 2022 10:41 PM (ldL4g) 272
Corn Pop was a bad dude. And then the murders began.
Posted by: JSchuler at March 10, 2022 10:41 PM (g69k+) 273
By the way, while I love Robert the Cat (TM) he is a bit standoffish. So, while you might want to pet him while viewing my corpse, he might get a bit bitey.
You know, forewarned and all that. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2022 10:41 PM (m0zqP) 274
I woke up to the sounds of a cat fight beneath the bedroom window and when I reached over to check the time, noticed a naked Jen Psaki was by my side.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2022 10:42 PM (oWZwa) 275
Got just a few minutes before I fade for the night.
Hi. Anyone else watch The Hyperions movie on Daily Wire? I must admit I do enjoy a refreshing take on the same old same old superhero genre. Posted by: mindful webworker and the great responsibility at March 10, 2022 10:42 PM (uh5kC) Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:42 PM (WnnCS) 277
Blake. Much Ado About Nothing
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 10, 2022 10:42 PM (2NHgQ) 278
274 I woke up to the sounds of a cat fight beneath the bedroom window and when I reached over to check the time, noticed a naked Jen Psaki was by my side.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2022 10:42 PM (oWZwa) Suicide's more like it. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 10, 2022 10:43 PM (II3Gr) 279
Jeebus. We're easily amused. Feels good in these unsettling times.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 10, 2022 10:40 PM (2NHgQ) -------------- Though, seems we're a touch on the morbid side, lately. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:43 PM (5pTK/) 280
I can count on the knuckles of one thumb the works of pure fiction I've read... And then the murders began... Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:43 PM (rm8S6) 281
Other than "The Taming of the Shrew" is there anything by Shakespeare that does not have a body count?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:41 PM (5pTK/) Technically, Titus Andronicus. Because no one has ever kept count successfully all the way to the end. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2022 10:43 PM (6FeV1) 282
Began the murders have.
Posted by: Yogurt at March 10, 2022 10:43 PM (63Dwl) 283
Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove, That Valleys, groves, hills, and fields, Woods,l or steepy mountain yields. And then the murders begin. Posted by: Nemo at March 10, 2022 10:44 PM (S6ArX) 284
274 I woke up to the sounds of a cat fight beneath the bedroom window and when I reached over to check the time, noticed a naked Jen Psaki was by my side.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2022 10:42 PM (oWZwa) It was enough of a horror story without the addition of "And then the murders began" Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3) 285
This should probably be posted in the Pet Thread, but if you have not been following "The Girl with the Dogs" on YouTube, you really should.
And then the murders began. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (m0zqP) I second this -- and she actually does claim that most cats she grooms want to kill her. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 10:44 PM (EJbIh) 286
I will not eat, green eggs and ham, Sam I am...and then the murders began... =====>: blake - From what I recall, the first line is "I am Sam" The second line is "Sam I am" I think the third line is "would you like green eggs and ham." Then they get into that whole dialectic thing, so your line is pretty deep into the dialog. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2022 10:44 PM (76Ab6) 287
Winter nears and he readies himself for hibernation. Seeing his erection for the first time, she positions herself for him to mount her. But when he reaches across her back, he claws her, cutting her deeply.
Fearing he'll wound her further, she runs to her room and locks the door. The next day, he is "something else: lover, God or friend. Dog too, for when she put her hand out he licked and nuzzled it ... Something was gone between them. And then the murders began. Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at March 10, 2022 10:44 PM (3AD8C) 288
When my son arrived, everybody noticed that he was not much bigger than a mouse. The truth of the matter was, the baby looked very much like a mouse in every way.
And then the murders began! Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:45 PM (BgMrQ) 289
Blake. Much Ado About Nothing
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 10, 2022 10:42 PM (2NHgQ) ------------- Okay, thanks. I realized, after reading through this thread, Will killed off more than a few in his plays. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:45 PM (5pTK/) 290
He plagiarized me! See 48.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:39 PM (LKTKP) Wrong ! I plagiarized you @133. And then...eh, never mind. Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 10:45 PM (V13WU) 291
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo...
And then the murders began! (Catullus XVI) Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:39 PM (rm8S6) For some reason those lines were never translated in the schoolbooks.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 10, 2022 10:45 PM (7bRMQ) Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2022 10:45 PM (WnnCS) 293
If the beagle next door is bothering you, trap it's head it box of flesh-eating bugs, and once they've devoured it's head meat, go jack it in a bathhouse.
Posted by: So Sayeth The Science; It Is The Way and The Light at March 10, 2022 10:45 PM (SKVme) 294
"Other than 'The Taming of the Shrew' is there anything by Shakespeare that does not have a body count?"
Most of the comedies: Much Ado About Nothing, Twelfth Night, As You Like It - nobody buys the farm in any of them. Posted by: Nemo at March 10, 2022 10:46 PM (S6ArX) Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 10:46 PM (axyOa) 296
Nothing ever works when you want it to. Everything always breaks at the worst possible time. The things that are promised as fixes never arrive.
Good night all. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2022 10:46 PM (m0zqP) 297
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. And then the murders began.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2022 10:46 PM (bgR2+) 298
He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish.
And then the murders began. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2022 10:46 PM (lCui1) 299
Anyone note yet that the WHO told Ukraine to destroy the pathogens in their 'research lab's as the Russians started the invasion?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 10, 2022 10:46 PM (HJ5Od) 300
RTC. If you're looking over you know who's shoulder. Ixnay noay the urderma. Ehay ayma ebay noya suay...
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:46 PM (r1z5A) 301
Wrong ! I plagiarized you @133. And then...eh, never mind.
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2022 10:45 PM (V13WU) I'm surrounded by polygamists! Wait... Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:46 PM (LKTKP) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 10:46 PM (Ls+Jx) Posted by: H.P. Lovecraft at March 10, 2022 10:47 PM (3ciZ6) 304
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do:
And then the murders began. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:47 PM (IDhUW) 305
I might have an opportunity to go on a vacation somewhere in the southeast - Georgia or the Carolinas.
What would people suggest? Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2022 10:47 PM (ESjRY) 306
Other than "The Taming of the Shrew" is there anything by Shakespeare that does not have a body count?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:41 PM (5pTK/) ----- 'Much Ado About Nothing'? Posted by: RickZ at March 10, 2022 10:47 PM (ldL4g) 307
And then the murders began.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2022 10:42 PM (oWZwa) I was just getting ready to write my erotic first sentence about Hillary Clinton.. And then the murders began. Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2022 10:47 PM (FsZ2q) 308
North Carolina is just beautiful.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2022 10:48 PM (SKVme) 309
Once upon a bye, there was a mischievous boy named Tom Sawyer, who was always getting into trouble, getting off on danger.
And then the murders began. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:48 PM (IDhUW) 310
That branch of the Lake of Como, which turns toward the south between two unbroken chains of mountains, presenting to the eye a succession of bays and gulfs, formed by their jutting and retiring ridges, suddenly contracts itself between a headland to the right and an extended sloping bank on the left, and assumes the flow and appearance of a river. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Abzod at March 10, 2022 10:48 PM (dHzE8) 311
Sure are a lot of Ishmaels here.
Posted by: Maybe Dick at March 10, 2022 10:48 PM (63Dwl) 312
@300 Um, ook ook a jook, sir?
Posted by: Catherwood the Butler at March 10, 2022 10:48 PM (m0zqP) 313
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one And then the murders began. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 10, 2022 10:48 PM (I2/tG) 314
1984 murder mystery? There's a thought. Totalitarian society investigates a series of murders, but they're incompetent naturally, so instead of catching the killer he dies in some accident (due to state incompetence, natch) while the police never solve any of the killings. The investigator drinks himself to death while the supervisors get promoted for loyalty. The end.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at March 10, 2022 10:49 PM (Mooke) 315
305 I might have an opportunity to go on a vacation somewhere in the southeast - Georgia or the Carolinas.
Sea Island (GA) is really nice, especially if you golf! Posted by: Black Orchid at March 10, 2022 10:49 PM (j9HX3) 316
Charleston, SC is incredible.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:49 PM (LKTKP) 317
I might have an opportunity to go on a vacation somewhere in the southeast - Georgia or the Carolinas.
What would people suggest? Posted by: 18-1 Don't mention your great-grandfather was William Tecumseh Sherman ... Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at March 10, 2022 10:49 PM (okV1R) 318
The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort. And then the murders began.
Posted by: JSchuler at March 10, 2022 10:49 PM (g69k+) 319
Gazing upon the ghastly trunks, the stricken Penrod felt that he was a degree worse then nude; and a great horror of himself filled his soul. "Penrod Schofield!" The door into the hallway opened, and a voice demanded him.
And then the murders began. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:49 PM (BgMrQ) Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:50 PM (r1z5A) 321
308 North Carolina is just beautiful.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2022 10:48 PM (SKVme) ---- And then the murders began. Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2022 10:50 PM (oXNqT) 322
Changing the sock in case the murders begin.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2022 10:50 PM (m0zqP) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 10:50 PM (Ls+Jx) 324
There was a woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she knew not what to do. And then the murders began.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2022 10:50 PM (bgR2+) 325
If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair If you're going to San Francisco You're gonna meet some gentle people there And then the murders began. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 10, 2022 10:50 PM (I2/tG) 326
Senate passes Pelousys funding bill... including war support for Ukraine.
/spit Just what use are Repbulicans? Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0) 327
There was a woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she knew not what to do. And then the murders began.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2022 10:50 PM (bgR2+) ---------------- You got that right! Posted by: planned parenthood at March 10, 2022 10:51 PM (5pTK/) Posted by: Black Orchid at March 10, 2022 10:51 PM (j9HX3) 329
Republicans are of no use, except filling interview slots for profit on TV.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:51 PM (LKTKP) 330
You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay forever this way You are safe in my heart And my heart will go on and on And then the murders began. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 10, 2022 10:52 PM (I2/tG) 331
Senate passes Pelousys funding bill... including war support for Ukraine.
/spit Just what use are Repbulicans? Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 10:51 PM Fuck me dead. Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:52 PM (rm8S6) 332
JJ Sefton does the hobbies thread on the weekends, does anyone have a non-private email to send him stuff?
I found some fabulous videos on Bodgeing benches. Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 10:52 PM (xhaym) Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 10:52 PM (axyOa) 334
They came for my grandbabies.
And then the murders began. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 10:52 PM (Ls+Jx) 335
He plagiarized me! See 48. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:39 PM (LKTKP) Great minds think alike! And then the murders began. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:52 PM (TdMsT) 336
303 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
And then the murders began. Posted by: H.P. Lovecraft at March 10, 2022 10:47 PM (3ciZ6) HAHAHAHA... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:52 PM (BgMrQ) 337
There was a woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she knew not what to do. And then the murders began.
Posted by: davidt This is planned parenthoods new ad isn't it? Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:53 PM (r1z5A) 338
It was nearing midnight and the Prime Minister was sitting alone in his office, reading a long memo that was slipping through his brain without leaving the slightest trace of meaning behind. And then the murders began.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 10, 2022 10:53 PM (p40Pc) 339
328 In the great green room
There was a telephone And a red balloon And then the murders began Posted by: Black Orchid at March 10, 2022 10:51 PM (j9HX3) I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:53 PM (TdMsT) 340
3 May. Bistritz. Left Munich at 8.35pm, on 1 May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6.46pm, but train was an hour late.
Then the murders began. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2022 10:54 PM (lCui1) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 10:54 PM (Ls+Jx) 342
337 There was a woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she knew not what to do. And then the murders began.
Posted by: davidt This is planned parenthoods new ad isn't it? Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:53 PM (r1z5A) I can't stop laughing. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:54 PM (TdMsT) 343
The Hegemony consul sat on a balcony of his ebony spaceship and played Rachmaninoff's Prelude in C-sharp Minor on an ancient but well-maintained Steinway while great, green, saurian things surged and bellowed in the swamps below. And then the murders began.
Posted by: JSchuler at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (g69k+) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (Ls+Jx) 345
On the bright side, Conſtitutional Carry is now the Law of the Land in Alabama! Well done, Alabama! Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (rm8S6) 346
Horde mind. Thy name is truth.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (r1z5A) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (5pTK/) 348
Jacques Pépin worked for Howard Johnson's for ten years.
Posted by: Javems at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (AmoqO) 349
I might have an opportunity to go on a vacation somewhere in the southeast - Georgia or the Carolinas.
What would people suggest? Posted by: 18-1 Cour de l'Aine Idaho. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (axyOa) Posted by: He Who Must Not Be Named ... at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (okV1R) 351
A few months after my twenty-first birthday, a stranger called to give me the new.
And then the murders began. Actually our downward slide to where we are now, but murder works as well. Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (2NHgQ) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (Ls+Jx) 353
As someone born right in the middle of Gen Jones, that rings true. Maybe on the coasts you were all punk, but in the middle of the country it was a rumor till a couple years after high school. What we were were the people who got all the boomer culture but it was the older brothers who got all the fun stuff and we all knew we came in too late. Yeah, we didn't have to worry about getting drafted, but we got Foreigner and the Omni, not Beatles and GTOs.
Posted by: azjaeger at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (3/XaG) 354
Well done, Alabama!
Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (rm8S6) Thanks! I worked not at all to see this bill thru. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (LKTKP) 355
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Then the murders began.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (bgR2+) 356
The Winged Husars arrived! And then the murders began.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2022 10:56 PM (6lMp2) Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 10:56 PM (r1z5A) 358
319 Gazing upon the ghastly trunks, the stricken Penrod felt that he was a degree worse then nude; and a great horror of himself filled his soul. "Penrod Schofield!" The door into the hallway opened, and a voice demanded him.
And then the murders began. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 10:49 PM (BgMrQ) Omg. We read the same books. I adore Booth Tarkington. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:56 PM (TdMsT) 359
>>It's weird that Dracula is almost always so poorly done.
I wonder if it being an episitlolary has anything to do with it. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 10, 2022 10:56 PM (76Ab6) 360
Just what use are Repbulicans?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0) Shut your whore mouth. Republicans are fucking awesome. None of this could work without them. Posted by: Chuck & Nancy at March 10, 2022 10:57 PM (SKVme) 361
I greeted the Horde, as was my wont, with, "I hope your mom is well and your chickens are thriving"
And then the murders began. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 10:57 PM (IDhUW) 362
Anyone note yet that the WHO told Ukraine to destroy the pathogens in their 'research lab's as the Russians started the invasion?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 10, 2022 10:46 PM (HJ5Od) There vill be nothink to see here comrade, da! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 10:57 PM (hOUT3) Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:57 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 10:58 PM (5pTK/) 365
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey Along came a spider And sat down beside her And said Yo, what's in the bowl, bitch? And then the murders began. Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 10, 2022 10:58 PM (cfyag) 366
Twinkle twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:57 PM *golf clap Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 10:58 PM (rm8S6) 367
363 Twinkle twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:57 PM (TdMsT) Heh. I think that was 2001: A Space Odyssey, {{{Ladyl}}}! Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 10, 2022 10:59 PM (v23vE) 368
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. And then the murders began.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 10, 2022 10:59 PM (yQpMk) 369
Yeah, we didn't have to worry about getting drafted, but we got Foreigner and the Omni, not Beatles and GTOs.
Posted by: azjaeger at March 10, 2022 10:55 PM (3/XaG) One thing I know for sure, I never really felt like I fit either description for the Boomers or X. I was wondering when someone would propose that there was another category inbetween. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 10, 2022 10:59 PM (ZSK0i) 370
I'm fine, SR, thanks for asking.
Currently bumpin' to some tunes from my late teens-early 20s (87-93). Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 10:59 PM (Ls+Jx) 371
Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were--Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter. And then the murders began.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2022 10:59 PM (lCui1) 372
The orchestra rehearsal was commenced.
The conductor told the female cellist "Madame, you have between your legs a thing of infinite beauty, and all you can do is sit there and scratch it!". And then the murders began. Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 10, 2022 10:59 PM (jTmQV) 373
300 million firearms in civilian hands and billions of cans of beans.
That's why you shouldn't invade the US. Despite us probably deserving it. Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 10:59 PM (B1Vad) 374
Omg. We read the same books. I adore Booth Tarkington.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:56 PM (TdMsT) Not many people have read the story. Again, I love it! It's an Midwest thing I suppose... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 11:00 PM (BgMrQ) 375
On that map up top - I love "Joe Exotic"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 11:00 PM (evAgx) 376
Mary had a little lamb. It's fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 11:00 PM (TdMsT) 377
Twinkle twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Ladyl ___ LOL! Don't think my daughter will allow me to teach that version to the grandbabies. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:00 PM (Ls+Jx) 378
I might have an opportunity to go on a vacation somewhere in the southeast - Georgia or the Carolinas.
What would people suggest? Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2022 10:47 PM (ESjRY) ----- I've always been partial to the Outer Banks, Hatteras Island to be exact, not up near Nags Head. Staying on Ocracoke Island is also a treat, though it can be boring if boring is what you're looking for; there is no night life as they roll up the sand at dusk. Ocracoke Island has the only non-embassy British territory in the US, a graveyard with British sailors lost when their ships were sunk by U-boats. The Coast Guard Station on the island raises and the lowers the British flag in that tiny cemetery every day with full honors. Posted by: RickZ at March 10, 2022 11:00 PM (ldL4g) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:01 PM (h3NN9) 380
I don't really give much of a crap but Major League Baseball will be back April 7th.
Actually, for background I usually have on kids shows since they don't piss me off....much...so maybe baseball will be alright. Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2022 11:01 PM (FsZ2q) 381
Ladyl, stop.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:01 PM (Ls+Jx) 382
Currently bumpin' to some tunes from my late teens-early 20s (87-93).
Posted by: SMH Heh! Very nice, glad to hear it! Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 11:01 PM (r1z5A) 383
Anyone note yet that the WHO told Ukraine to destroy the pathogens in their 'research lab's as the Russians started the invasion?
And then the murders began. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 10, 2022 11:01 PM (IDhUW) 384
Everything coming out of media is a giant, blatant lie. However, I saw something from a not completely reliable source that says the Russians have split the Ukrainian forces apart, basically surrounded them all, have taken very low casualties, and are just waiting for their collapse rather than assaulting them. Putin doesn't want to destroy the country or kill lots of Ukrainians and look bad. This is somewhat backed up by the Ukrainian president offering terms based on Russia getting no NATO for Ukraine, keeping the two split off regions and the Crimea, and a goodly amount of Ukrainian disarmament. Basically everything Putin said he wanted except the removal of the current government. Not what you offer if you are winning or stalemating.
Posted by: azjaeger at March 10, 2022 11:02 PM (3/XaG) 385
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout. Then the murders began.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2022 11:02 PM (bgR2+) 386
374 Omg. We read the same books. I adore Booth Tarkington.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 10:56 PM (TdMsT) Not many people have read the story. Again, I love it! It's an Midwest thing I suppose... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 11:00 PM (BgMrQ) I love "Penrod and Sam," too. And " Seventeen," and "The Plutocrat." I've read them over and over and still make me laugh until I cry. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 11:02 PM (TdMsT) 387
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. Then, the murders begin ...
Posted by: Adriane the Hard Boiled Critic ... at March 10, 2022 11:02 PM (okV1R) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2022 11:02 PM (SKVme) 389
So now I'm generation Jones? Too common. How about generation Fabulous?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 10, 2022 11:02 PM (2NHgQ) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:03 PM (h3NN9) 391
381 Ladyl, stop.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:01 PM (Ls+Jx) I...I ...can't... Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 11:03 PM (TdMsT) 392
Dominic was a lively one, always up to something. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 11:03 PM (llON8) 393
Whan that Aprille with hif shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote. Than the murderes begun. Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 11:03 PM (xhaym) 394
The Red Army was always a paper tiger.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 10, 2022 11:03 PM (p5/6f) 395
You know Dasher and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blizten, but do you recall? The most famous reindeer of all....
And then the murders began Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 11:04 PM (oHd/0) 396
"Lessa woke cold. Then the murders began."
___ The old me would have cut a b***** if I woke up cold. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:04 PM (Ls+Jx) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:04 PM (T8gyh) 398
Wow, Helena Handbasket, you're a Pern fan! I must be too (I am), I recognized it. I'm finally working my way through all of the third pass books, where Todd took over for his mother. I'm enjoying them.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 10, 2022 11:04 PM (GpUUo) 399
We need a foundation to pay people if they didnt vote in the last election. Pretty sure the data is public.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2022 11:04 PM (U+Oxn) 400
Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... And then the murders started. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2022 11:05 PM (H2dB1) 401
Polish Ambassador Says Sanctions On Russia Should "Last For A Decade, Maybe 15 Years"
Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2022 11:05 PM (X5CsJ) 402
Long ago, in a galaxy far away, the murders began.
Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2022 11:05 PM (kOpft) 403
The Red Army was always a paper tiger.
Posted by: Joe XiDen ___ Even a private in the late 80s knew this. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:05 PM (Ls+Jx) 404
{{{S'Puppy}}}!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 11:05 PM (TdMsT) 405
394 The Red Army was always a paper tiger.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 10, 2022 11:03 PM (p5/6f) --------- Ja! One solid kick to the door und ze whole rotten edifice vill come down! Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at March 10, 2022 11:05 PM (XG2Fi) Posted by: 6th Army at March 10, 2022 11:05 PM (r1z5A) 407
First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys. And then the murders began.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 10, 2022 11:05 PM (yQpMk) 408
Polish Ambassador Says Sanctions On Russia Should "Last For A Decade, Maybe 15 Years"
Sounds great! Posted by: French Ambassador at Versailles at March 10, 2022 11:05 PM (kOpft) 409
391 381 Ladyl, stop.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:01 PM (Ls+Jx) I...I ...can't... Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 11:03 PM (TdMsT) {{{SMH}}}, she is on a roll! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (hOUT3) 410
*waves to WeirdDave*
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (Ls+Jx) 411
On an exceptionally hot evening early in July a young man came out of the garret in which he lodged in S. Place and walked slowly, as though in hesitation, towards K. bridge.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (SKVme) 412
Posted by: azjaeger at March 10, 2022 11:02 PM (3/XaG)
Thats my read. He's going to starve the cities into surrender. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (oHd/0) 413
Hey Hrothgar!
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (Ls+Jx) 414
The base jump? Back in the day, oh yeah.
"Curiouser and curiouser" said Alice. And then the murders began. Posted by: West at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (QY+6a) 415
>>> 398 Wow, Helena Handbasket, you're a Pern fan! I must be too (I am), I recognized it. I'm finally working my way through all of the third pass books, where Todd took over for his mother. I'm enjoying them.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 10, 2022 11:04 PM (GpUUo) Heh. I am a nerd since way before I was 29. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (llON8) 416
20 years is too long for generations. 5-7 is more accurate and captures the essence of a group of people of a certain age.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (p5/6f) 417
Twice the US has created Highways of Death in regards to armor columns.
One time after Dragoon some P-47s came across German panzers in southern France and proceeded to turn them in scrap iron. Second time was in Operation Desert Storm when the P-47's grandson, the A-10, did the same to Saddam's 'elite' Republican Army fleeing Kuwait. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (h3NN9) 418
> Assuming reports of a stalled column 35 km long are true
There's never an A-10 Warthog around when you really need one... Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (bW8dp) 419
One thing I know for sure, I never really felt like I fit either description for the Boomers or X. I was wondering when someone would propose that there was another category inbetween.
I liked grunge culture, because a lot of the music was basically classic rock played hard and the look was actually pretty close to what "freaks" wore in the late 70s. I also looked young so even though I was about ten years older than the usual crowd I fit right in at the time. But yeah, I knew I wasn't really "them" just like I wasn't there for peak Boomerdom, just read about it later. Posted by: azjaeger at March 10, 2022 11:07 PM (3/XaG) 420
Ok, noticing the Ettes' have some serious twisted fairy tale shit going on....
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 11:07 PM (r1z5A) 421
Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find that he had turned into a giant cockroach.
And then, the murders began. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:07 PM (T8gyh) 422
The Red Army was always a paper tiger.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 10, 2022 11:03 PM Ancient Slavonaut theorists DISAGREE! Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 11:07 PM (rm8S6) 423
398 Wow, Helena Handbasket, you're a Pern fan! I must be too (I am), I recognized it. I'm finally working my way through all of the third pass books, where Todd took over for his mother. I'm enjoying them.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 10, 2022 11:04 PM (GpUUo) Whoa whoa whoa... Dragonriders of Pern rock!!! I read the whole series way back in the day. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 11:07 PM (BgMrQ) 424
Thats my read. He's going to starve the cities into surrender.
Posted by: Romeo13 __ "Duh." - Every superior military force surrounding a city throughout human history. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:07 PM (Ls+Jx) 425
Thanks for all the tips on how to piss of the nazi covid queen stewardesses. They'll come in handy.
Posted by: MikeN at March 10, 2022 11:07 PM (bZUse) 426
...commenced to begin to start
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 10, 2022 11:07 PM (taPSh) 427
When you're in trouble, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...
The A-Team! And then the murders began. Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2022 11:07 PM (kOpft) 428
Hiya SMH!!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 11:08 PM (hOUT3) 429
"The moon blew up suddenly and without warning. Then the murders began."
Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 11:08 PM (B1Vad) 430
Hey Romeo!
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:08 PM (Ls+Jx) 431
There's never an A-10 Warthog around when you really need one...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (bW8dp) My favorite plane... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2022 11:08 PM (XIJ/X) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:08 PM (h3NN9) Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 11:09 PM (oHd/0) 434
It was love at first site. And then the murders began. (Catch 22)
Posted by: James MacGregor at March 10, 2022 11:09 PM (J8c+V) 435
Second time was in Operation Desert Storm when the P-47's grandson, the A-10, did the same to Saddam's 'elite' Republican Army fleeing Kuwait.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (h3NN9) ----------- Well, that one was mostly civilian vehicles. PJ O'Rourke reported seeing a fire truck among the wrecks. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:09 PM (T8gyh) 436
>>> 420 Ok, noticing the Ettes' have some serious twisted fairy tale shit going on....
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 11:07 PM (r1z5A) Aren't all of the original fairy tales rather twisted? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 11:09 PM (llON8) 437
> I adore Booth Tarkington.
Most of his stuff is on Project Gutenberg, for those of the ebook persuasion. https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/author/169 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2022 11:09 PM (bW8dp) 438
Hillary Clinton's body writhed passionately as I relentlessly pounded her until she screamed in pleasure.
And then, the murders began... Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2022 11:09 PM (FsZ2q) 439
The A-Team!
Was there a single death in the entire series? I remember one episode a helicopter crashed into a mountainside and rolled down. And they made sure to pan the camera back over to show us people walking away from the wreckage. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 10, 2022 11:09 PM (U+Oxn) 440
390 That second line...
"Lessa woke cold. Then the murders began." Nah --------- And it doesn't really change the book at all. Posted by: JSchuler at March 10, 2022 11:09 PM (g69k+) 441
236 Lessa woke, cold. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 10:35 PM (llON Damn...how did I miss that. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 11:10 PM (BgMrQ) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:10 PM (h3NN9) 443
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, I got stoned. Then I ate pan-cooked parsnips in cream of mushroom soup with garlic and wow, that's tasty. Then the murders began. Posted by: SFGoth at March 10, 2022 11:10 PM (KAi1n) 444
Aren't all of the original fairy tales rather twisted?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 11:09 PM (llON ---------- Do not, repeat, not read the original version of "The Frog Prince". Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:10 PM (T8gyh) 445
Mustard...it was Col. Mustard. In the kitchen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2022 11:11 PM (9Fwwf) 446
Strangling the economy of a country after losing a war has never ever led to bad things. That Polish guy is super smart.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 10, 2022 11:11 PM (p5/6f) 447
Space, the final frontier...these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise - her five year mission, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man had gone before.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2022 11:11 PM (kOpft) 448
"Shot through the heart . . .
And you're to blame . . . Darlin' . . . Then the murders . . . begaaaaaan." Hmmm, doesn't work as well with lyrics. Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 11:11 PM (B1Vad) 449
In the minds of the mortals of Urantia -- that being the name of your world -- there exists great confusion respecting the meaning of such terms as God, divinity, and deity. Human beings are still more confused and uncertain about the relationships of the divine personalities designated by these numerous appellations. And then the murders began.
Posted by: oblique obfuscationaries at March 10, 2022 11:12 PM (uh5kC) 450
>>> 447 Space, the final frontier...these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise - her five year mission, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man had gone before.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2022 11:11 PM (kOpft) If this is the original Trek, shouldn't it be "and then the shagging began"? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 11:12 PM (llON8) 451
Twice the US has created Highways of Death in regards to armor columns.
One time after Dragoon some P-47s came across German panzers in southern France and proceeded to turn them in scrap iron. Second time was in Operation Desert Storm when the P-47's grandson, the A-10, did the same to Saddam's 'elite' Republican Army fleeing Kuwait. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:06 PM (h3NN9) Think you're missing the battle of Falaise Pocket, the climax of the Normandy Breakout in 1944. It was a whole valley of vehicles trying to escape artillery and planes. Not a lot got out on wheels. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:12 PM (EJbIh) 452
Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered weak, and weary over a tome of long forgotten lore...
there came a tapping... and then the murders began... (hope that is right, doing it from memory). Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 11:12 PM (oHd/0) 453
Aren't all of the original fairy tales rather twisted?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket *strokes chin thoughtfully* I forgot, too much Disney in my youth. Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 11:12 PM (r1z5A) 454
Dang it, Helena beat me to it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:12 PM (h3NN9) Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 10, 2022 11:12 PM (cfyag) 456
"Lo! The glory of the kings of the people of the Spear-Danes in days of old we have heard tell, how those princes did deeds of valour."
And then the murders began... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 11:13 PM (hOUT3) 457
Hillary Clinton's body writhed passionately as I relentlessly pounded her until she screamed in pleasure.
And then, the murders began... Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2022 11:09 PM (FsZ2q) ----- Thanks for the upcoming nightmares. Hillary slithering, I'll buy. But writhing in passion? Maybe with a body count, like Qaddafi or Epstein. Posted by: RickZ at March 10, 2022 11:13 PM (ldL4g) 458
Well, that one was mostly civilian vehicles. PJ O'Rourke reported seeing a fire truck among the wrecks.
Posted by: Captain Obvious ------- Stolen fire truck, I think. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2022 11:13 PM (9Fwwf) 459
If this is the original Trek, shouldn't it be "and then the shagging began"?
With all the interplanetary STD's Kirk had to be carrying, pretty much the same thing. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 10, 2022 11:13 PM (SchxB) 460
452 Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered weak, and weary over a tome of long forgotten lore...
there came a tapping... and then the murders began... (hope that is right, doing it from memory). Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 11:12 PM (oHd/0) Pretty damn close... #nevermore Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 11:13 PM (BgMrQ) Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2022 11:13 PM (kOpft) 462
>>> 454 Dang it, Helena beat me to it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:12 PM (h3NN9) Well it *was* a story about revenge. There was more after that though. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 11:14 PM (llON8) 463
In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed to sea. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Ringo at March 10, 2022 11:14 PM (bgR2+) Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 11:14 PM (rm8S6) 465
197 I always get the shakes before a drop....
and then the murders began... (nope). Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 10:29 PM (oHd/0) I would counter that with the first line of "For us, the living", but I can't find my copy (first edition, leather bound, autographed by the author) since my last move. Posted by: Fox2! at March 10, 2022 11:14 PM (qyH+l) 466
Do not, repeat, not read the original version of "The Frog Prince".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea Little Mermaid. "SHE TURNS TO SEA FOAM??!! Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 11:14 PM (r1z5A) 467
Dragonriders of Pern rock!!! I read the whole series way back in the day.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard ___ Ex-Ex introduced me to Piers Anthony's Zanth series when I started dating him back in the late 80s. I truly believe the Good Lord led me to my husband to help me withstand the onslaught of Hordling puns, being led by Muldoon. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:14 PM (Ls+Jx) 468
H.P. Lovecraft called. "Dude, that's too gruesome."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:10 PM (h3NN9) -------------- Scared even Cthulhu. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 11:14 PM (5pTK/) 469
The Falaise Pocket was a protracted slaughter fest.
Both cases I noted were both kinda accidental discoveries of forces and then the slaughter began in a very short time. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:14 PM (h3NN9) 470
THE thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.
... Oh, wait, that already has a murder in it. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:15 PM (T8gyh) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2022 11:15 PM (bW8dp) 472
"We're sinking! We're sinking!" At first the passengers were quite frightened, but Captain Anderson hastened to reassure them.
and then the murders began. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 11:15 PM (BgMrQ) 473
On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays it was Court Hand and Summulae Logicales, while the rest of the week it was the Organon, Repetition and Astrology. The governess was always getting muddled with her astrolabe, and when she got specially muddled she would take it out of the Wart by rapping his knuckles.
and then the murders began... Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 11:16 PM (oHd/0) 474
Do not, repeat, not read the original version of "The Frog Prince".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea Little Mermaid. "SHE TURNS TO SEA FOAM??!! Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 11:14 PM (r1z5A) The Little Match Girl freezes to death! Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 10, 2022 11:16 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 10, 2022 11:16 PM (SchxB) 476
Hillary Clinton's body writhed passionately
---------- Something about a writhing sack of potatoes is unsettling. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2022 11:16 PM (CTJwJ) 477
...Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2022 11:09 PM
Being broken on the wheel is too good for this one... Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 11:16 PM (rm8S6) 478
Strangling the economy of a country after losing a war has never ever led to bad things. That Polish guy is super smart.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 10, 2022 11:11 PM (p5/6f) Can't trust the Poles to be rational about Russia. There is a story of a Pole finding a genie's lamp. He gets the three wishes, and the first is "I want the Chinese to attack Poland" . The second is "I want the Chinese to attack Poland". And so is the third. The Genie asks why he wanted his nation destroyed three times over he says "To attack Poland the Chinese had to March over Russia SIX TIMES Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (EJbIh) 479
Helena
Weyr Search and at least the first couple printings of the first paperback novel contain a trivia question that will separate the true Pern lover from a mere fanboi. Do you know what the question is? And the answer? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (h3NN9) 480
Stolen fire truck, I think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2022 11:13 PM (9Fwwf) --------- Well, the vehicles were all stolen, so... Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (T8gyh) 481
H.P. Lovecraft called. "Dude, that's too gruesome."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:10 PM (h3NN9) ----------- Good King Wenceslas, I believe, was, originally, irony. If memory serves, he could have taught Marie Antoinette a thing or two about cake. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (5pTK/) 482
My favorite plane...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ___ You should see what a swarm of Apaches could do to a miles-long armor convoy at a standstill. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (Ls+Jx) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (CTJwJ) 484
In five years the penis will be obsolete.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (bW8dp) 485
Jack Holloway found himself squinting, the orange sun full in his eyes. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 10:33 PM (llON Thirty minutes to Litchfield. Then the murders began Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (xhaym) 486
Yeah the Cask of Amartadillo already called closing time
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:18 PM (h3NN9) 487
Oceana had always been at war with East Asia. And the Murders began.
Posted by: Picric at March 10, 2022 11:18 PM (13tTk) 488
..Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. And then the
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2022 10:46 PM (bgR2+) ..minor edit. now, do kindly pass the salt & pepper? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 10, 2022 11:18 PM (QzJWU) 489
Little Mermaid. "SHE TURNS TO SEA FOAM??!!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 11:14 PM (r1z5A) I thought she just wept herself to death. The part I "liked" that was every step she made on land with her feet felt like broken glass was piercing them. Thanks for that feature of the wish, dude! Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:18 PM (EJbIh) 490
It's amazing that all the smartphones in Ukraine are working.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2022 11:18 PM (63Dwl) 491
I'm a lonely little petunia in the onion patch and all I do is cry all day.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 11:19 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 11:19 PM (5pTK/) 493
"We're sinking! We're sinking!" At first the passengers were quite frightened, but Captain Anderson hastened to reassure them.
and then the murders began. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 11:15 PM (BgMrQ) ___ This could be the story of the Concordia. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:19 PM (Ls+Jx) 494
Can't trust the Poles to be rational about Russia. There is a story of a Pole finding a genie's lamp. He gets the three wishes, and the first is "I want the Chinese to attack Poland" . The second is "I want the Chinese to attack Poland". And so is the third. The Genie asks why he wanted his nation destroyed three times over he says "To attack Poland the Chinese had to March over Russia SIX TIMES
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (EJbIh) ------------ That joke is in my repertoire. I tell it at much greater length, as that works better in person than on the Internet. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:19 PM (T8gyh) 495
490 It's amazing that all the smartphones in Ukraine are working.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2022 11:18 PM (63Dwl) And not in Russia. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 11:20 PM (oHd/0) 496
This is what people don't understand in Ukraine v Russia. This is the woman in rhe cooking video I linked earlier. When the USSR fell, her family split up. One aunt stayed in St Petersburg, one went to Ukraine. Her family went to Belarus. They have been able to travel back and forth until now. And she explains why they can't protest the war
https://youtu.be/HfVtMytIDsE Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 10, 2022 11:20 PM (YynYJ) 497
You should see what a swarm of Apaches could do to a miles-long armor convoy at a standstill.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (Ls+Jx) ------------- I'm guessing large amounts of can opening with what looks like copious amounts of what appears to be lumpy tomato soup everywhere. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 11:20 PM (5pTK/) 498
tonight I went to a pizza joint and had to park down the street since the lot was full. It was Overflowing with people.
So when I hear how Americans are struggling and barely surviving due to gas prices....color me a little skeptical. Yeah $4 or $5 gas sucks. But it also isnt the end of the world like some are making it sound. Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 10, 2022 11:20 PM (p5/6f) 499
I'm a lonely little petunia in the onion patch and all I do is cry all day.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Ladyl ___ lmao. Why did Wednesday Addams pop in my head? Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:20 PM (Ls+Jx) 500
That joke is in my repertoire. I tell it at much greater length, as that works better in person than on the Internet.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:19 PM (T8gyh)/i] I hope you are up for doing that live in TX this time out! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 11:21 PM (hOUT3) 501
>>> 479 Helena
Weyr Search and at least the first couple printings of the first paperback novel contain a trivia question that will separate the true Pern lover from a mere fanboi. Do you know what the question is? And the answer? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (h3NN9) Sadly, I do not. Wasn't Weyr Search the novella / extract printed in Analog way back when? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 11:21 PM (llON8) 502
Jack Holloway found himself squinting, the orange sun full in his eyes. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 10:33 PM (llON Thirty minutes to Litchfield. Then the murders began Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (xhaym) You do Space Viking and it doesn't even change the plot. A noble has his wife and father in law shot at the wedding, critically wounding him. He sells everything to chase the killer, who stole a ship to escape to the areas where the Space Vikings raid. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:21 PM (EJbIh) 503
Jack Holloway found himself squinting, the orange sun full in his eyes. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 10:33 PM (llON ---------- Probably my favorite HBP character. "I see. The last time someone pulled a gun on you, they called it suicide." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:21 PM (T8gyh) 504
The Platoon Sergeant brought the formation to attention. The PFC in 2nd squad sharted.
And then the murders began. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 10, 2022 11:21 PM (+ldAm) 505
"Twas brillig. And the slithy toves.
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves. And the mome raths outgrabe. And then the murders started." Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 11:22 PM (B1Vad) 506
And the Scrolls have foretold of black wings in the cold, that when brothers wage war come unfurled. Alduin, Bane of Kings, ancient shadow unbound, with a hunger to swallow the world.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2022 11:22 PM (kOpft) 507
Little Fuzzy eyed the last can of Extee Three wondering when Pappy Jack will come back while clutching his choppo-digga close and glaring at Goldilocks. Then the murders began.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:22 PM (h3NN9) 508
>>> 498 tonight I went to a pizza joint and had to park down the street since the lot was full. It was Overflowing with people.
So when I hear how Americans are struggling and barely surviving due to gas prices....color me a little skeptical. Yeah $4 or $5 gas sucks. But it also isnt the end of the world like some are making it sound. Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 10, 2022 11:20 PM (p5/6f) We're working on it! Posted by: Great Resetters at March 10, 2022 11:22 PM (llON8) Posted by: J.K. Rowling at March 10, 2022 11:22 PM (3ciZ6) 510
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2022 10:05 PM (QCwhW)
Ishmael didn't even make it out of the top 25. Dang. I'm way too late for all the good opening lines! Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2022 11:22 PM (U1eOr) 511
I hope you are up for doing that live in TX this time out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at March 10, 2022 11:21 PM (hOUT3) ---------- I hope so, too. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:22 PM (T8gyh) 512
Both cases I noted were both kinda accidental discoveries of forces and then the slaughter began in a very short time.
Posted by: Anna Puma ----------- Hmpf! Posted by: Lord Cardigan at March 10, 2022 11:22 PM (l0Lgi) 513
I see baseball has decided to make itself even more irrelevent.
Universal DH, expanded playoffs and 7 inning double headers. and no murders happened, because no one cared any more. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 11:23 PM (5pTK/) 514
It's amazing that all the smartphones in Ukraine are working.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2022 11:18 PM (63Dwl) It is rumored that the Russians are using some broadcasts to locate Ukranian troop positions. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:23 PM (EJbIh) 515
Weyr Search won a Hugo. So yeah.
The color of L'tol's dragon is the question. Now what is the answer? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:23 PM (h3NN9) 516
The night was...moist. Then the murders began.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 10, 2022 11:23 PM (wjnNP) 517
...But it also isnt the end of the world like some are making it sound.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 10, 2022 11:20 PM But the price of everything is up as well, and for millions of Americans living paycheque to paycheque, it hurts, bigly! Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2022 11:23 PM (rm8S6) 518
The color of L'tol's dragon is the question. Now what is the answer?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:23 PM (h3NN9) ----------- Bronze? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:24 PM (T8gyh) 519
Husband and I have decided to say F#%k you Biden and are taking off for Key West next week. We're in central Florida now and we're leaving the rig in the campground to drive down. It's an 8 hour drive, with gas prices to the moon. But we might not be able to do this again. We're going to go while we can.
Posted by: Megthered at March 10, 2022 11:24 PM (XiTd3) 520
I can't remember if Midsummer's Night Dream or The Tempest had a body count.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym) 521
There once was a man from Nantucket
And then the murders began. I think I have found the exception that proves the rule. Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2022 11:24 PM (U1eOr) 522
It is rumored that the Russians are using some broadcasts to locate Ukranian troop positions.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:23 PM (EJbIh) ------------- Yeah, that'll work until the Russians get suckered in and blown to bits. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 10, 2022 11:24 PM (5pTK/) 523
So I guess I'm generation "jones" too, in spite of the dumb name. I never felt like part of the Baby Boomers, I always spent more time with Gen X'ers if I wasn't around people exactly my age. The boomers were a bunch of hippies, and that was already over by the time I came on the scene.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 11:24 PM (evAgx) 524
Back in the late 80's, there was still a Dog & Suds in West Central Florida, off I-75 north of the Tampa area. They were pretty good. After they closed, their sign was still a landmark visible from the highway for many years.
Bennigan's was probably the best casual dining chain of the 90's, which isn't saying much. Chili's was a close second. Anyone remember Wag's? The last Big Boy I went to was in Cherokee, NC, probably 16-18 years ago. The building is just a local diner today, the iconic Big Boy statue long gone. Posted by: Eric in Atlanta at March 10, 2022 11:24 PM (xfP4L) 525
Well it was suicide, someone called Jack Holloway a 'son of a kahoogra.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:24 PM (h3NN9) 526
So when I hear how Americans are struggling and barely surviving due to gas prices....color me a little skeptical. Yeah $4 or $5 gas sucks. But it also isn't the end of the world like some are making it sound.
Posted by: Joe XiDen ___ Most of us aren't living in Gotham. Hub is an electrician. A Journeyman in June. If he has to drive into St Louis, MO, that's 100 bucks, minimum. We live in IL. His client list is long. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:25 PM (Ls+Jx) 527
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day:
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play, And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same, A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game. and then the murders began Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 11:25 PM (oHd/0) 528
I can't remember if Midsummer's Night Dream or The Tempest had a body count.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym) ---------- Way-ull, neither. Titus Andronicus, on the other hand... Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:25 PM (T8gyh) 529
You should see what a swarm of Apaches could do to a miles-long armor convoy at a standstill.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:17 PM (Ls+Jx) No shit. Lethality writ large. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 11:25 PM (axyOa) 530
Weyr Search won a Hugo. So yeah.
The color of L'tol's dragon is the question. Now what is the answer? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:23 PM (h3NN9) well theres only one white one, and golds are for girls right? Its been decades since I read any of them but I'll go green. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:25 PM (EJbIh) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 10, 2022 11:25 PM (BgMrQ) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:26 PM (h3NN9) 533
lol, niters browndog.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:26 PM (Ls+Jx) Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 10, 2022 11:26 PM (cfyag) 535
I second this -- and she actually does claim that most cats she grooms want to kill her.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 10:44 PM (EJbIh) Shoot, when I groom my cats they only put up with it so far before they are done and ready to tell me all about it. I can't imagine taking them to a groomer's I have to comb them out to avoid them hurking up hairballs, I am not insane. At least not that way. Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 11:26 PM (xhaym) 536
>>> 515 Weyr Search won a Hugo. So yeah.
The color of L'tol's dragon is the question. Now what is the answer? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:23 PM (h3NN9) Hmm, without looking - I think it was Larth who was a brown - but may have been a green in the novella. Which kinda changes things a bit in McCaffrey's world. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 11:27 PM (llON8) 537
Brother Francis Gerard of Utah might never have discovered the blessed documents, had it not been for the pilgrim with girded loins who appeared during that young novice's Lenten fast in the desert. And then the murders began.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 10, 2022 11:27 PM (yQpMk) 538
Nope. Only three more colors to go.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:26 PM (h3NN9) ---------- Just a guess. Not a Pern fan, and I read Weyr Search probably four and a half decades ago. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:27 PM (T8gyh) 539
Ursula and Gudrun Brangwen sat one morning in the window-bay of their father's house in Beldover, working and talking. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Theodore at March 10, 2022 11:27 PM (GJnvT) 540
I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere.
-------- And then the murders began... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2022 11:27 PM (ELgVT) 541
Until Mirrim Impressed Path, yeah the tradition had been girls Impressed the gold Queens.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:27 PM (h3NN9) 542
Well it was suicide, someone called Jack Holloway a 'son of a kahoogra.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:24 PM (h3NN9) no, the Company man who drew on him while he was beating up the man who kicked Cinderella the Fuzzy to death (or was it Goldilocks?) was the suicide guy. The cop said "Last time someone drew on you they called it suicided." Jack told the son of a Khoogra line causing a murder as something he witnessed, not took part in when they were describing their language of some 40 words. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:28 PM (EJbIh) Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2022 11:28 PM (oHd/0) 544
I begin with the name of god, most gracious, most merciful. And the the murders began.
Posted by: oldraceral at March 10, 2022 11:28 PM (qRi2K) 545
No shit.
Lethality writ large. Posted by: Diogenes ___ Having the power to call in such a swarm is so...awesome. Highlights of NTC training at Ft Irwin. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:28 PM (Ls+Jx) Posted by: Jack T. Ripper at March 10, 2022 11:28 PM (6lMp2) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 11:29 PM (llON8) 548
Anna Puma, I asked this question a couple of days ago, and you may have missed it. I'm essaying building a 1/700 Fletcher-class DD (the first ship model I've built in a long time) and am doing it as USS Johnston. Where could I find 1/700 decals for the correct hull number?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:29 PM (T8gyh) 549
Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away, I'm on my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
And then the murders began. Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at March 10, 2022 11:30 PM (kOpft) 550
In the novella and the second paperback US edition I have, Larth is a green. Later editions Anne upgrades Larth to a brown.
So yeah your memory is good. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:30 PM (h3NN9) 551
So when I hear how Americans are struggling and barely surviving due to gas prices....color me a little skeptical. Yeah $4 or $5 gas sucks. But it also isn't the end of the world like some are making it sound.
Posted by: Joe XiDen Well. I busted my ass for 45 years. One income. Raised a family. Ready to retire and enjoy my life. Good investments, saved, prepared. And it's all going to shit. Fuck Biden Fuck democrats Fuck this bullshit. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 11:30 PM (axyOa) 552
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship. And then the murders began. Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2022 11:30 PM (FsZ2q) 553
no, the Company man who drew on him while he was beating up the man who kicked Cinderella the Fuzzy to death (or was it Goldilocks?) was the suicide guy.
---------- Goldilocks. She just wanted to show him her new jingle. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:30 PM (T8gyh) 554
In the time of Spanish rule,and for many years afterwards, the town of Sulaco-the luxuriant beauty of the orange gardens bears witness to its antiquity- had never been commercially anything more important than a coastal port with a fairly large local trade in oxides and indigo. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Theodore at March 10, 2022 11:31 PM (GJnvT) 555
Shoot, when I groom my cats they only put up with it so far before they are done and ready to tell me all about it. I can't imagine taking them to a groomer's
I have to comb them out to avoid them hurking up hairballs, I am not insane. At least not that way. Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 11:26 PM (xhaym) She says that too. All cats have a timer before enough is enough, and she's clever to call a halt. One of my late cats I adopted had huge mats - she was a Persian. I held the pointy end at the groomers and she only bit me seriously once, in the bath. She was shaved entirely except for a 1 inch stripe along the backbone. She was so relived, her legs were all tied together by the mat. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:31 PM (EJbIh) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:31 PM (Ls+Jx) 557
It was in a space in a thicket that he came into the world, in one of those little, hidden places in the wood which seem to be open on every side but which in fact are completely surrounded by foliage
And then the murders began Posted by: Jeanm at March 10, 2022 11:31 PM (prT1u) 558
There was a big beautiful solar coronal mass ejection at 1930UTC. Appears to be aimed at us (or at where we'll be when we get there.) So maybe some fun a couple of days from now. Another sign of End of Days?
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at March 10, 2022 11:31 PM (qpX6U) 559
I am drawing a blank on any first lines of songs.
Sad! Posted by: Helena Handbasket Inna Gadda da Vida.... and then the suicides began. Posted by: Some Rat at March 10, 2022 11:31 PM (r1z5A) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:31 PM (h3NN9) 561
The level of comments and repartee at this site is, hands down, the best. Y'all are hilarious. So grateful.
Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2022 11:33 PM (U1eOr) 562
Having the power to call in such a swarm is so...awesome.
Highlights of NTC training at Ft Irwin. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:28 PM (Ls+Jx) We'd get the vids of every cross flot mission for VII Corps during Desert Storm. Friggin incredible! Literally fish in a barrel. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 11:33 PM (axyOa) 563
A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Theodore at March 10, 2022 11:33 PM (GJnvT) 564
From the old and pleasantly situated village of Mayenfeld, a footpath winds through green and shady meadows to the foot of the mountains, which on this side look down from their stern and lofty heights upon the valley below.
And then the murders began. Posted by: keena at March 10, 2022 11:33 PM (RiTnx) 565
I never wanted to be your weekend lover, I only wanted to be some kind of friend.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2022 11:35 PM (6lMp2) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:35 PM (h3NN9) 567
We'd get the vids of every cross flot mission for VII Corps during Desert Storm. Friggin incredible! Literally fish in a barrel.
Posted by: Diogenes ___ Between the Abrams and Apaches, we're scary. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:36 PM (Ls+Jx) 568
A Saturday afternoon in November was approaching the time of twilight, and the vast expanse of unenclosed wild known as Egdon Heath embrowned itself moment by moment. And then, the murders began.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:36 PM (T8gyh) Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2022 11:36 PM (FsZ2q) 570
Ferpetessakes, it's not just gas. The inflation is hideous. And it's only getting worse. I'm a responsible guy, I have a decent job, and I'm a good saver. I'm not dipping into savings/investments (yet), but my paychecks are just going up in smoke as soon as I get them now. Very little room to keep saving at this point. A thousand here, a thousand there. For now. Don't know how long I can keep that up.
I'm taking a trip to visit V's grandparents, but I'm counting on it being the last one for awhile. It can't remain affordable if this continues, and it will. This shit is real, and it's most assuredly not fabulous. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2022 11:36 PM (SKVme) 571
558 There was a big beautiful solar coronal mass ejection at 1930UTC. Appears to be aimed at us (or at where we'll be when we get there.) So maybe some fun a couple of days from now. Another sign of End of Days?
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at March 10, 2022 11:31 PM (qpX6U) I thought I remember reading some of Elons starlink sats got fried by one last time..he just launched another batch a few days ago Posted by: a dude in MI at March 10, 2022 11:36 PM (+I6Y/) 572
Oldcat, now I must pull out my copy of Little Fuzzy
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:31 PM (h3NN9) Always worth doing. And Piper's sense of history how things go to hell and have to be rebuilt seems more appropriate now than when he wrote his stuff. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:37 PM (EJbIh) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 10, 2022 11:37 PM (llON8) 574
There was a big beautiful solar coronal mass ejection at 1930UTC. Appears to be aimed at us (or at where we'll be when we get there.) So maybe some fun a couple of days from now."
And that's when the killing started? Is this out on highway 61 ? ---- Actually how do you know this? Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2022 11:37 PM (JCbo4) 575
Let us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherized upon a table; And then the murders began. Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2022 11:37 PM (U1eOr) 576
505 "Twas brillig. And the slithy toves.
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves. And the mome raths outgrabe. And then the murders started." Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 11:22 PM (B1Vad) AHEM! I got that one in first! Posted by: Ladyl at March 10, 2022 11:38 PM (TdMsT) 577
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:35 PM (h3NN9)
-------- Thanks, but I'll try to find something where the shipping doesn't exceed the price of the thing. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:38 PM (T8gyh) 578
"Actually how do you know this?"
LASCO C3 coronagraph gif at https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/communities/ space-weather-enthusiasts Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at March 10, 2022 11:39 PM (qpX6U) 579
A Saturday afternoon in November was approaching the time of twilight, and the vast expanse of unenclosed wild known as Egdon Heath embrowned itself moment by moment. And then, the murders began.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:36 PM (T8gyh) I'm trying to remember what sketch used this sentence as the basis for a comedy sketch. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:40 PM (EJbIh) 580
Thanks Weird Dave and everyone for the ONT.
Yesterday, I realized that this couldn't go on forever. And then the murders began. Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2022 11:40 PM (FsZ2q) 581
Once upon a time there was a little black boy, and his name was Little Black Sambo.
And then the murders began. Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2022 11:40 PM (U1eOr) 582
I shot an arrow into the air; it fell to the earth I know not where. The murders began about 1/2 hour ago ...
Posted by: Adriane the Hard Boiled Critic ... at March 10, 2022 11:40 PM (okV1R) 583
I'm trying to remember what sketch used this sentence as the basis for a comedy sketch.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:40 PM (EJbIh) --------- "Novel Writing", Monty Python. The Matching Tie and Handkerchief Album. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:41 PM (T8gyh) 584
Between the Abrams and Apaches, we're scary.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:36 PM (Ls+Jx) And ATACMS. Gawd that thing is a killer. I fired 23 missions in the war. Unbelievable. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 11:41 PM (axyOa) 585
"I thought I remember reading some of Elons starlink sats got fried by one last time"
Yeah that was bad timing. He seems to be able to afford it. Best of luck to the Starlink project; I think it's cool. Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at March 10, 2022 11:41 PM (qpX6U) 586
Mr. Jones, of the Manor Farm, had locked the hen-houses for the night, but was too drunk to remember to shut the popholes.
And then the murders began. Posted by: George Orwell at March 10, 2022 11:41 PM (4I/2K) 587
Actually, for background I usually have on kids shows since they don't piss me off....much...so maybe baseball will be alright.
Posted by: Stateless at March 10, 2022 11:01 PM (FsZ2q) I used to play stuff like this on the background when I was doing data entry at home: an Argentine tango station out of Cordoba. https://radioarg.net/stations/naranjofm Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 11:41 PM (xhaym) 588
"Novel Writing", Monty Python. The Matching Tie and Handkerchief Album.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:41 PM (T8gyh) I still remember the shock I got on the 30th or so playing when I hit the "third side" of the album. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:42 PM (EJbIh) 589
And ATACMS.
Gawd that thing is a killer. I fired 23 missions in the war. Unbelievable. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 11:41 PM (axyOa) ---------- Is that the "grid square removal system"? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:42 PM (T8gyh) 590
..and then, the murders began.
The Author did it. With a typewriter. In his study. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 10, 2022 11:42 PM (QzJWU) 591
"The inflation is hideous. And it's only getting worse."
Roger that. This causes real suffering, and there's really little reason to hope it will subside. Voters still won't learn anything lasting from it; they never do. Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at March 10, 2022 11:43 PM (qpX6U) 592
0 >>> 447 Space, the final frontier...these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise - her five year mission, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man had gone before.
And then the murders began. Be wary, oh ye of red shirtedness Posted by: azjaeger at March 10, 2022 11:43 PM (3/XaG) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:43 PM (Ls+Jx) 594
That was the first I stumbled across.
Now me, am eyeing the new Caracal decals for the ICM B-26K kit that are $13.95 with $3.95 shipping on eBay and thinking how I can cut them apart to make a plane not on the sheet. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:43 PM (h3NN9) 595
In Utah, an outfit called Harmon's had the KFC franchise. One of them had a little water wheel in a stream outside the sit-down restaurant, where you could get KFC, fried fish, meat loaf, veggies, etc. with really good yeast rolls.
Don't think KFC is the same today. Posted by: KT at March 10, 2022 11:43 PM (0ghg2) 596
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And then the murders began. Posted by: Dogbert at March 10, 2022 11:43 PM (Z9HSN) 597
When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Harper Lee at March 10, 2022 11:44 PM (4I/2K) 598
584 Between the Abrams and Apaches, we're scary.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:36 PM (Ls+Jx) ----- Full disclosure - unlike most of you I'm not former military. But I do remember a plane show over Lake Washington in the early 90's (after Gulf War 1) where an A10 Warthog went by almost standing still. It was not hard to imagine it tearing shit up as it did so. Truly impressive. Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2022 11:44 PM (U1eOr) 599
Is that the "grid square removal system"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:42 PM (T8gyh) Yup. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 11:45 PM (axyOa) 600
When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Harper Lee at March 10, 2022 11:44 PM (4I/2K) Truly Outrageous! Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:45 PM (EJbIh) 601
The Author did it. With a typewriter. In his study.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Ya got nuttin on me, copper !!! Posted by: King of da World, Ma !!! at March 10, 2022 11:46 PM (okV1R) Posted by: JM in Florida at March 10, 2022 11:46 PM (Ct3eR) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2022 11:47 PM (h3NN9) 604
Loved Big Boy as a kid. Still buy the thousand island and Blue Cheese dressings at the store. Have a Big Boy bobbled at the house. Grandma used to take me there.
Baja Fresh is a tragedy, solid good burritos. Also liked Quiznos Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 11:48 PM (WF/xn) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:49 PM (Ls+Jx) 606
Loved Big Boy as a kid. Still buy the thousand island and Blue Cheese dressings at the store. Have a Big Boy bobbled at the house. Grandma used to take me there.
Baja Fresh is a tragedy, solid good burritos. Also liked Quiznos Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 11:48 PM (WF/xn) Went to a Baja Fresh today, they aren't gone from CA. We never went out much as a kid - too many kids, single mom and Frisch's Big Boy wasn't on the list. KFC was an extremely rare treat, like a time or two a year. It doesn't seem special now. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:50 PM (EJbIh) 607
Well, I'm a-standing on a corner
In Winslow, Arizona Such a fine sight to see It's a girl, my Lord In a flat-bed Ford Slowin' down to take a look at me And then the murders began Posted by: Dogbert at March 10, 2022 11:51 PM (Z9HSN) 608
Full disclosure - unlike most of you I'm not former military. But I do remember a plane show over Lake Washington in the early 90's (after Gulf War 1) where an A10 Warthog went by almost standing still. It was not hard to imagine it tearing shit up as it did so. Truly impressive.
Posted by: 496 I read somewhere that a single round from the A-10s Gat has enough kinetic energy to kill a tank. That's lethal in an almost holy way. Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 11:51 PM (B1Vad) 609
Curious..considering the A-10 was designed long ago, how do people think it would hold up in an environment with abundant troop carried AA missiles? I am aware of the armor and the twin tails and engines but I imagine there are a lot more handheld missiles than there probably were in the 70s...
Posted by: azjaeger at March 10, 2022 11:51 PM (3/XaG) 610
Larth was a green in Dragonflight, but brown thereafter.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 10, 2022 11:51 PM (GpUUo) 611
Previous bouts of fiscal imprudence and monetary jiggery-pokery were remedied by raising interest rates very high, almost 20 per cent. This caused great pain, wholesale destruction of jobs due to recession.
They can save the dollar, or save the markets, but they sure as shit can't save both? And they can't raise interest rates to any meaningful level. Maybe 3 or 4 per cent, and it's boom boom out go the lights, near as I can tell. I'm really surprised it took this long. But I knew it would, from reading history. Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2022 11:52 PM (JCbo4) 612
Sneaking out of the house at 2am as a 12 year old and go to Bob's with brother and friends to get a hot fudge cake. Hell yeah.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 10, 2022 11:52 PM (KAi1n) 613
I read somewhere that a single round from the A-10s Gat has enough kinetic energy to kill a tank. That's lethal in an almost holy way.
Posted by: Sharkman ___ You should see what a Hellfire does to a tank. It lives up to its name. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:52 PM (Ls+Jx) 614
The Author did it. With a typewriter. In his study.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Ya got nuttin on me, copper !!! Posted by: King of da World, Ma !!! at March 10, 2022 11:46 PM (okV1R) I remember a story about an author who has a stalker, sending postcards every so often, always getting closer. Finally he gets there and its one of his characters, who said that he will kill him unless he can name something good he wrote about him. He couldn't, since he'd done such a hatchet job on him and die he did. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:53 PM (EJbIh) 615
Heya SFGoth. : )
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:53 PM (Ls+Jx) 616
Someone called in three B-52s?
Posted by: Anna Puma ___ LOL Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:49 PM (Ls+Jx) *** Heh. My first ATACMS mission was to take out a SA-2 site in SW Kuwait prior to a Buff mission coming in. Melted slag. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 11:53 PM (axyOa) 617
I'm really surprised it took this long. But I knew it would, from reading history.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2022 11:52 PM (JCbo4) ----- I don't think we make it out of this without devaluing the US Dollar to the point where it is damn near worthless. Too much debt on the books (and even more 'off the books'). Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2022 11:54 PM (U1eOr) 618
We never went out much as a kid - too many kids, single mom and Frisch's Big Boy wasn't on the list. KFC was an extremely rare treat, like a time or two a year. It doesn't seem special now. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:50 PM (EJbIh) KFC when I was a kid gave you squeeze packs of honey for the rolls. I liked all of their stuff as a kid, Cole slaw, mashed potatoes and gravy. I haven't been forever. I will have to try it sometime. The Baja Fresh by me closed during CoVid. I loved the surf and turf burrito Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 11:54 PM (WF/xn) 619
But I knew it would, from reading history.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2022 11:52 PM (JCbo4) What can you possibly learn from reading history? They never had the "right" people doing it! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 10, 2022 11:55 PM (hOUT3) 620
I helped bomb Tokyo on the Doolittle raid of April 18, 1942. I crashed in the China Sea.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Captain Ted W. Lawson at March 10, 2022 11:55 PM (4I/2K) 621
I read somewhere that a single round from the A-10s Gat has enough kinetic energy to kill a tank. That's lethal in an almost holy way.
Posted by: Sharkman ------------- 30mm DU round coming in through the thin upper armor. Yes, yes it does. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:55 PM (T8gyh) 622
They can save the dollar, or save the markets, but they sure as shit can't save both? And they can't raise interest rates to any meaningful level. Maybe 3 or 4 per cent, and it's boom boom out go the lights, near as I can tell.
I'm really surprised it took this long. But I knew it would, from reading history. Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2022 11:52 PM (JCbo4) sad but true - the patient can no longer survive the medicine of 1980 - 1981. We have too much debt already for us to do that. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 11:56 PM (evAgx) 623
Hey SMH
Posted by: SFGoth at March 10, 2022 11:56 PM (KAi1n) 624
KFC when I was a kid gave you squeeze packs of honey for the rolls. I liked all of their stuff as a kid, Cole slaw, mashed potatoes and gravy. I haven't been forever. I will have to try it sometime.
------------- If I get anything from KFC, I only get the chicken. The sides suck, now. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2022 11:56 PM (T8gyh) 625
Old Postcards: I found a stack of nice, unused ones from quite a while back. I looked on ebay to see if there is any collector value.
I see people have "$3 and "$1.80 Shipping", things like that. Just for fun, I'm thinking of listing them for sale, and get someone to buy them. Then stick a .35 cent stamp on it, and mail it to them. "Hope you enjoy your postcard. Wish you were here!" Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2022 11:57 PM (JCbo4) 626
In my current P.D. James read...it doesn't even make it past the first sentence:
"The bodies were discovered at eight forty-five on the morning of Wednesday 18 September..." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2022 11:58 PM (AytXr) 627
621 I read somewhere that a single round from the A-10s Gat has enough kinetic energy to kill a tank. That's lethal in an almost holy way.
Posted by: Sharkman I was impressed when I read that a single round could shatter a telephone pole in two. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2022 11:58 PM (evAgx) 628
I never wanted to be your weekend lover, I only wanted to be some kind of friend.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Guy Mohawk ___ Prince - Purple Rain (1984) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvnYmWpD_T8 Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:58 PM (Ls+Jx) 629
KFC is still magically good. Perfect amount of salt, fat, and protein. I wish there was one near me.
God help me I love it so. Posted by: 496 at March 10, 2022 11:58 PM (U1eOr) 630
You do Space Viking and it doesn't even change the plot.
A noble has his wife and father in law shot at the wedding, critically wounding him. He sells everything to chase the killer, who stole a ship to escape to the areas where the Space Vikings raid. Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:21 PM (EJbIh) Space Viking is a good story all around, almost as good as Cosmic Computer, and bvoth of them are pretty poorly known M.A. Foster did a similar book, called The Warriors of Dawn, but the background was about the bioengineered species of humans called the Ller who were at strained relations with the main branch humans, when it appears that barbaric Ller are raiding human worlds in an ancient globular spaceship in violation of treaties. It is an odd book, one of the unsung new-wave sci-fi books like The Godwhale Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2022 11:58 PM (xhaym) 631
Does anyone remember Naugles from California. Mexican, like taco bell. Loved it as a kid
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 11:58 PM (WF/xn) 632
Clickbait headline:
"John Carpenter Still Open To Making 'Escape From Earth*'." Discuss. *Sequel to Escape from NY/LA Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 11:58 PM (B1Vad) 633
Shakeys Pizza !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 11:59 PM (WF/xn) 634
Does anyone remember Naugles from California. Mexican, like taco bell. Loved it as a kid
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 11:58 PM (WF/xn) I remember Naugles from St Louis. Burrito as Big as Your Head Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2022 11:59 PM (EJbIh) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 10, 2022 11:59 PM (Ls+Jx) 636
Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 12:00 AM (GJnvT) 637
"Hope you enjoy your postcard. Wish you were here!"
Posted by: Common Tater -------- Cold, Tater...cold. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2022 12:00 AM (AytXr) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:00 AM (h3NN9) 639
Oh shit, A&W !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2022 12:01 AM (WF/xn) 640
The round that amazed me was the sabot. On one target, the round entered low on the turret. Small hole. Exit was on the opposite side. Slightly larger. Torched the whole thing. And you don't want to know about the poor bastards inside.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 12:01 AM (axyOa) 641
Not sure about the second line, but no good story ever starts with drinking tea.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2022 12:02 AM (VwHCD) 642
he round that amazed me was the sabot. On one target, the round entered low on the turret. Small hole. Exit was on the opposite side. Slightly larger. Torched the whole thing. And you don't want to know about the poor bastards inside.
__ Imagine an air fryer. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 12:02 AM (Ls+Jx) 643
639 Oh shit, A&W !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2022 12:01 AM (WF/xn) ----- There is still a drive-up A&W about an hour south of me. The food is fine, but the drive-up atmosphere makes it great. Posted by: 496 at March 11, 2022 12:02 AM (U1eOr) 644
The round that amazed me was the sabot. On one target, the round entered low on the turret. Small hole. Exit was on the opposite side. Slightly larger. Torched the whole thing. And you don't want to know about the poor bastards inside.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 12:01 AM (axyOa) ----------- APDS? With the DU core? I've heard about that. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2022 12:02 AM (T8gyh) 645
I did like Shakey's. The lament was "I wish they delivered!".
KFC, hadn't eaten there in years, tried it recently. I judged it not too bad at all, and quite a lot of food for the money, compared to delivery pizza. I expect it's more work than slinging crappy pizza, too. They were trying to do a good job, unlike a lot of pizza joints. Posted by: Common Tater at March 11, 2022 12:03 AM (JCbo4) 646
Operation Desert Storm
One A-10A took an SA-7 in the wing. The explosion took out two of the three wing spars and the plane still managed to return to base safely, be repaired, and fly again. Republic had only designed the A-10 to lose one wing spar and return. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:03 AM (h3NN9) 647
Shakeys Pizza !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 11:59 PM (WF/xn) Oh Hell yeah!!! Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 12:03 AM (axyOa) Posted by: S. Ivanova at March 11, 2022 12:03 AM (kOpft) 649
An air fryer you forgot you turned on.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 12:03 AM (Ls+Jx) 650
Ya got nuttin on me, copper !!! Posted by: King of da World, Ma !!! at March 10, 2022 11:46 PM (okV1R) Ewwwww. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 11, 2022 12:04 AM (II3Gr) 651
June 17, 1972. Nine o'clock Saturday morning. Early for the telephone. Woodward fumbled for the receiver and snapped awake. The city editor for the Washington Post was on the line. Five men had been arrested earlier that morning in a burglary at Democratic headquarters, carrying photographic equipment and electronic gear.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward at March 11, 2022 12:04 AM (4I/2K) 652
APDS? With the DU core? I've heard about that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2022 12:02 AM (T8gyh) Yes. And the sound is unique. Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 12:04 AM (axyOa) 653
Hey Insom and Berserker!
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 12:04 AM (Ls+Jx) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 12:05 AM (hOUT3) Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2022 12:05 AM (VwHCD) 656
*reads teh relevant pages from Little Fuzzy*
Yep Oldcat remembered it right. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:00 AM (h3NN9) I'm pretty solid on Piper. Plus Pappy Jack would never do a bad shooting. I like Piper's historical grounding and his twists in most of his books, how it doesn't quite end up where you think it is going. Even Little Fuzzy starts out as cute animals, turns into a legal battle and struggle to prove sapience of the fellows. Then in the next book, the big enemy get converted to allies. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:06 AM (EJbIh) 657
Yo Bers, how you doing?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 12:06 AM (hOUT3) 658
Yes.
And the sound is unique. Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 12:04 AM (axyOa) ------------ Willie and Joe cartoon. "You ever notice the funny sound these zippers make?" Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2022 12:06 AM (T8gyh) 659
On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I got to live the American dream. Then the murders began.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 11, 2022 12:06 AM (Adlwz) 660
Some guy bought the old Shakeys locations around here and the pizza is pretty good, similar but not the same it's called Pizza Man Dans
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2022 12:07 AM (WF/xn) 661
Well. I busted my ass for 45 years. One income. Raised a family. Ready to retire and enjoy my life. Good investments, saved, prepared. And it's all going to shit.
Fuck Biden Fuck democrats Fuck this bullshit. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2022 11:30 PM (axyOa) Ditto. And was pointed out in these parts, oil is not just for gasoline. It's pervasive in all kinds of products. And they will ALL get more expensive and possibly scarcer. Electronics, sporting goods, health and beauty aids, textiles, medical supplies, household products... Posted by: JM in Florida at March 11, 2022 12:07 AM (Ct3eR) 662
Gonna have to hit KFC. Haven't been there forever
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2022 12:08 AM (WF/xn) 663
Ditto. And was pointed out in these parts, oil is not just for gasoline. It's pervasive in all kinds of products. And they will ALL get more expensive and possibly scarcer. Electronics, sporting goods, health and beauty aids, textiles, medical supplies, household products...
Posted by: JM in Florida at March 11, 2022 12:07 AM (Ct3eR) Its easy to break things, a toddler can do it. Then they grow up. Building things back is difficult and may be impossible. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:08 AM (EJbIh) 664
Electronics, sporting goods, health and beauty aids, textiles, medical supplies, household products...
Posted by: JM in Florida at March 11, 2022 12:07 AM (Ct3eR) ----- Just as long as the wine moms' lululemon and starbucks don't go up... Posted by: 496 at March 11, 2022 12:09 AM (U1eOr) 665
"John Carpenter Still Open To Making 'Escape From Earth*'."
Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2022 11:58 PM (B1Vad) -------- Carpenter should do a remake of 'They Live', except this time the aliens are Democrats. Make the subliminal messages say things like 'Going Green Is Good!' and 'We Can Spend Our Way Out Of Debt!', as well as the ubiquitous 'Obey!' I don't know who would take on Roddy Piper's role, so I'm open to suggestions. Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2022 12:09 AM (ldL4g) 666
They didn't say anything about this in the books, I thought, as the snow blew in through the gaping doorway and settled on my naked back. And then the murders began.
Posted by: James Herriot at March 11, 2022 12:09 AM (4I/2K) 667
The lovely bride placed the ring upon her finger and said, "I do." And then the murders began.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2022 12:10 AM (oWZwa) 668
Just as long as the wine moms' lululemon and starbucks don't go up...
Posted by: 496 at March 11, 2022 12:09 AM (U1eOr) ----------- I think Starbuck's coffee is rife with petroleum products... Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2022 12:10 AM (T8gyh) 669
There is still a drive-up A&W about an hour south of me. The food is fine, but the drive-up atmosphere makes it great.
Posted by: 496 at March 11, 2022 12:02 AM (U1eOr) Probably my favorite dessert, a frosty root beer float Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2022 12:10 AM (WF/xn) 670
IIRC Jerry Pournelle had the permission to write a sequel to Space Viking but realized that Piper had packed so much into such a tiny story a sequel would be a hard act. So instead we got Falkenberg's Legion.
Then there were people who did try to write Fuzzy novels. Golden Dreams does not quite fail because the author does not attempt to ape what Piper wrote. Now Fuzzy Bones fails miserably because it tries to follow the Sunstone Heist but knowing that Piper's lost third novel was still lurking out there to be found nothing happens to Hugo Ingerman. And then there was John Scalzi's butchery of Little Fuzzy that turned Jack into a shyster lawyer, got rid of half the characters, and wrote a novel of 300+ pages when the original paperback was only 174 pages. Plus gave Jack a semi-intelligent pet that liked to play with explosives. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:10 AM (h3NN9) 671
..The round that amazed me was the sabot. On one target, the round entered low on the turret. Small hole. Exit was on the opposite side. Slightly larger. Torched the whole thing. And you don't want to know about the poor bastards inside. Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 12:01 AM (axyOa)
Plasma jet from the tungsten penetrator melting the armor on it's way through, and then sucking the molten armor into the hull behind it, as it passes through to the other side. Crew is horribly burnt into charred meat, but it's not exactly Sous Vide. More like 3,000 degrees for a quarter second. Would not want to be on a Graves Recovery crew trying to work those Well Done tankers out of their turrets and hulls. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 12:10 AM (QzJWU) 672
662 Gonna have to hit KFC. Haven't been there forever
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2022 12:08 AM (WF/xn) ----- It is low-class and extremely bad for you. And it tastes so good. Posted by: 496 at March 11, 2022 12:11 AM (U1eOr) 673
sad but true - the patient can no longer survive the medicine of 1980 - 1981. We have too much debt already for us to do that. Posted by: Tom Servo What medicine will be prescribed for 2022? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2022 12:11 AM (63Dwl) 674
I don't know who would take on Roddy Piper's role, so I'm open to suggestions.
Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2022 12:09 AM (ldL4g) ---------- I could use the work. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2022 12:11 AM (T8gyh) 675
Shakeys Pizza !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2022 11:59 PM (WF/xn) ---- Loved Shakey's All-You-Can-Eat weekday lunch special. Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2022 12:11 AM (ldL4g) 676
I need a new butt and then the murders began.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 11, 2022 12:11 AM (XntMs) 677
There is a BajaFresh within walking distance. I think I've been there once or twice.
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 12:12 AM (GJnvT) 678
Yo Bers, how you doing?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 12:06 AM (hOUT3) Doing ok. Slowly unpacking and organizing the house, and planning the construction projects. Of course I never do anything normal, so... Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2022 12:12 AM (VwHCD) 679
Loved Shakey's All-You-Can-Eat weekday lunch special.
Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2022 12:11 AM (ldL4g) Pretty sure it was called Bunch O Lunch, like 7.95 Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2022 12:13 AM (WF/xn) 680
Maverick anti-tank missile (air launched). A few "reporters" nearly made careers out of explaining how they wouldn't work, in the 80s. The standard issues besides this - cost, etc. ABC 20/20 shows (IIRC), streams of articles in general press and defense specialty press.
Well. In Kuwait there was this puzzling thing of Iraqi tanks with their turrets blown off, or the entire tank flipped upside down, after we had sent our greetings via our Air Force. Mavericks penetrated all the way through many tanks, only detonating when hitting the desert hardpan. Thus, flipped tanks. They worked. Which really wasn't possible, since Beltway media had revealed and decided they didn't. Puzzling. Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 12:14 AM (OTzUX) 681
32 It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And then the murders began.
**** That is what I was going to say, but I needed to look it up. Thanks for the heavy lifting! Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 12:14 AM (xSICi) 682
There is a BajaFresh within walking distance. I think I've been there once or twice.
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 12:12 AM (GJnvT) Love the surf and turf burrito Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2022 12:15 AM (WF/xn) 683
I don't know who would take on Roddy Piper's role
The Rock. Of course they'd cast The Rock. I actually suspect he could do it, he's got a bit of the ham in him. I see that the Larth question got answered before I got to it, I've been trailing the thread, was watching a really good Flames/Lightning game. Flames won 4-1. Posted by: Weirddave at March 11, 2022 12:15 AM (zjsv2) 684
All you can eat Fried chicken and pizza. Can't get more American than that.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 11, 2022 12:16 AM (XntMs) 685
Then there was a book and movie: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies...
I only watched the movie. Not great, but I applaud the interesting idea. Should I read the book? Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 12:16 AM (xSICi) 686
Then there was a book and movie: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies...
I only watched the movie. Not great, but I applaud the interesting idea. Should I read the book? Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 12:16 AM (xSICi) ---------- I have a copy of Axis and Allies and Zombies. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2022 12:16 AM (T8gyh) 687
"Its easy to break things, a toddler can do it. Then they grow up." - Oldcat
One of PJ O'Rourke's many classic lines was in his article about Nicaragua under the Sandinistas. "It's one thing to burn down the outhouse, another to install plumbing." (from memory) Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 12:17 AM (OTzUX) 688
I just learned that Smollet got 150 days in jail. Frankly, I'm surprised he got that much. He'll probably be released after a week, but even that is more than I thought he'd get.
Posted by: 496 at March 11, 2022 12:17 AM (U1eOr) 689
I've been to Ollie's Trolley in DC. It's a good place for kids. ...until the murders begin.
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 12:17 AM (GJnvT) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2022 12:18 AM (CTJwJ) 691
I just learned that Smollet got 150 days in jail. Frankly, I'm surprised he got that much. He'll probably be released after a week, but even that is more than I thought he'd get.
Posted by: 496 at March 11, 2022 12:17 AM (U1eOr) Oh, he'll get more. In the end. Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2022 12:18 AM (7bRMQ) 692
The blackest day in the history of the United States started like any other day for Billy Justin. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Not This August at March 11, 2022 12:19 AM (4I/2K) 693
Building things back is difficult and may be impossible.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:08 AM (EJbIh) Thus, Hrothgar's inverted pyramid theory of advanced civilizations. The inverted pyramid is basically unstable, but if enough clever motivated people keep working at it, compensating for all the idiots in charge, then the inverted pyramid can remain pretty much upright even if a bit wobbly. When you allow corrupt, incompetent, stupid people to be in charge (even temporarily), there are not enough clever motivated to counter the sheer mass of idiocy. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 12:19 AM (hOUT3) 694
Billy Ray was the preacher's son
And when his daddy would visit he'd come along And then the murders began. Posted by: 496 at March 11, 2022 12:20 AM (U1eOr) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 12:21 AM (hOUT3) 696
IIRC Jerry Pournelle had the permission to write a sequel to Space Viking but realized that Piper had packed so much into such a tiny story a sequel would be a hard act. So instead we got Falkenberg's Legion.
Then there were people who did try to write Fuzzy novels. Golden Dreams does not quite fail because the author does not attempt to ape what Piper wrote. Now Fuzzy Bones fails miserably because it tries to follow the Sunstone Heist but knowing that Piper's lost third novel was still lurking out there to be found nothing happens to Hugo Ingerman. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:10 AM (h3NN9) I did pick up the non-sequels, Bones irked me because they tried re-picking up the "fuzzies aren't native sapients" of the first book by saying they weren't native. Like any sensible system wouldn't make hundreds or thousands of years of occupancy into a claim. Never was tempted by Scalzi, read the blurb and noped right out. There are apparently a bunch of Viking sequels and Kalvan sequels by John F Carr and a couple others. Not really tempting, the first one was pretty meh. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:21 AM (EJbIh) 697
All you can eat Fried chicken and pizza. Can't get more American than that.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 11, 2022 12:16 AM (XntMs) There is a pizza place down the street that has really good boneless chicken tenders. Friday night gatherings around here lately has been a big order of the tenders and a pizza. That and bourbon. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2022 12:22 AM (VwHCD) 698
They worked. Which really wasn't possible, since Beltway media had revealed and decided they didn't. Puzzling.
Posted by: rhomboid ------- The same people were predicting 20,000 casualties. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2022 12:22 AM (CTJwJ) 699
There are apparently a bunch of Viking sequels and Kalvan sequels by John F Carr and a couple others. Not really tempting, the first one was pretty meh.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:21 AM (EJbIh) ----------- I enjoyed Lord Kalvan and the first sequel, Great King's War. Haven't read the others. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2022 12:23 AM (T8gyh) 700
I've stopped trying to follow the actual situation on the ground in Ukraine, I figure the bottom line is enough for me: do the Russians manage to squeeze the Ukes hard enough for the deal to be made, or not? While I'm skeptical of almost all outside observations about meeting timelines, logistics, etc, it is difficult to conclude the Russian forces have done extremely well, and seems reasonable to say that (so far) they have not impressed.
I do glance at the daily updates by a few outfits, but no longer try to keep up with milblogger/online types (all sides). Bottom line is all that matters. Russia went in to achieve specific political objectives, almost surely, and fairly obvious ones, and hard to see them stopping or withdrawing until they get them (well, most of them). However slippery any "wins" will be in the medium term. Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 12:23 AM (OTzUX) 701
Of course I never do anything normal, so...
Posted by: Berserker ------- *imagines a Harley rod/piston door-knocker* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2022 12:24 AM (vOGqy) 702
Then there was a book and movie: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies...
I only watched the movie. Not great, but I applaud the interesting idea. Should I read the book? Posted by: sassy at March 11, 2022 12:16 AM (xSICi) I never got the zombies mystique. surely being dumber than any animal defense would be very simple, with any kind of effort. And out in the country the replacement corpse supply is zero. So retire out of urban centers, then come back a killin' em. The Birds and the animals go crazy stories are more plausible. My cats could do some damage to me if they felt like it and organized. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:25 AM (EJbIh) 703
I've read that Piper was planning to write an historical novel about Gonsalvo de Cordova, titled Only the Arquebus/. Now that, I would have liked to have read.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2022 12:26 AM (T8gyh) 704
Of course I never do anything normal, so...
Posted by: Berserker ------- *imagines a Harley rod/piston door-knocker* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2022 12:24 AM (vOGqy) You know, thats not a bad idea actually, lol. I should do that in the garage. Can't do the front door, Mrs B would surely kill me. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2022 12:26 AM (VwHCD) 705
..*imagines a Harley rod/piston door-knocker*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2022 12:24 AM (vOGqy) "Nice Knockers!" *cues off-cue whinny* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 12:26 AM (QzJWU) 706
Bottom line is all that matters. Russia went in to achieve specific political objectives, almost surely, and fairly obvious ones, and hard to see them stopping or withdrawing until they get them (well, most of them). However slippery any "wins" will be in the medium term.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 12:23 AM (OTzUX) The word I'm getting from sources that have been right before in the last several years says that it is almost certain that pretty much all the forces in E Ukraine are now surrounded in place there and will be reduced. This might be why the State Dept is so manic to send "help" before it all becomes clear its over. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:27 AM (EJbIh) 707
People began walking into the Capitol. After all, why not - some were being invited in by the guards. The crowd pushed one girl forward. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Dogbert at March 11, 2022 12:27 AM (Z9HSN) 708
Ace published in 2001 The Complete Paratime that includes He Walked Around the Horses, Police Operation, Last Enemy, Time Crime, and Temple Trouble.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:27 AM (h3NN9) 709
The Birds and the animals go crazy stories are more plausible. My cats could do some damage to me if they felt like it and organized.
Posted by: Oldcat ------- Heh. Posted by: Willard at March 11, 2022 12:28 AM (vOGqy) 710
Mike Hammer, funny you should mention that. The guy with the highest profile (and ridiculous) casualty estimate in 1990 was someone I knew. He wasn't a bad guy, just a classic armchair sort who smoked his own supply on some topics. His wife was great, and hilarious, and also quite open-minded, very open to hearing Beltway conventional wisdom eviscerated.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 12:28 AM (OTzUX) 711
I enjoyed Lord Kalvan and the first sequel, Great King's War. Haven't read the others.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2022 12:23 AM (T8gyh) Just found out recently that Piper committed suicide because he was convinced he was a failure. I liked Lord Kalvan and Lone Star Planet, and am reading Empire, if only I can find the book again! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 12:28 AM (hOUT3) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 12:28 AM (Ls+Jx) 713
A film adaptation of Indianapolis author John Green's latest novel has picked up steam after languishing for several years, according to the The Hollywood Reporter. New Line Cinema has picked up the "Turtles All the Way Down" film rights and cast Isabela Merced ("Dora and the Lost City of Gold," "Transformers: The Last Night") as 16-year-old Aza Holmes, the 2017 novel's protagonist. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2022 12:29 AM (63Dwl) 714
I enjoyed Lord Kalvan and the first sequel, Great King's War. Haven't read the others.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2022 12:23 AM (T8gyh) Yes, that's where I left it too. I just felt in the hints I got of the plotline in Pournelle's collection books were too far. Syphon was down, there might be other problems for Kalvan and his empire going forward but a reformation for Syphon just wasn't going to cut it. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:30 AM (EJbIh) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 11, 2022 12:30 AM (T8gyh) 716
Call me Ishmael Ishmael Ishmael Ishmael Ishmael Ishmael. Now the murders can begin.
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 12:30 AM (GJnvT) 717
What medicine will be prescribed for 2022? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2022 12:11 AM (63Dwl)
the three traditional solutions is default, devaluation and renegotiation of repayment. The first is to say, "sucks you trusted us" The second is to say "we repay face value, sucks you trusted us to follow the intent of our contract" the third is to say, "we repay you at a new schedule and at the interest we choose, but we gotta get it first" Eventually we wind up with a currency the central bank can't faff around with. If we are lucky, as in "we are not Colombia" Oh, hey, and my favorite bedtime story: Fiat Money Inflation in France: How it Came, What it Brought, and How it Ended https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/6949 Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 12:33 AM (xhaym) 718
The word I'm getting from sources that have been right before in the last several years says that it is almost certain that pretty much all the forces in E Ukraine are now surrounded in place there and will be reduced. This might be why the State Dept is so manic to send "help" before it all becomes clear its over.
Posted by: Oldcat Well, the rumor I heard was that the best or forward elements of the Ukraine Army were being encircled in the Donbass area. Saw some interesting drone footage today of a battle in Kherson on the freeway berm, but it seemed a little .....surrealistic. Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 11, 2022 12:34 AM (tjZg/) 719
Oldcat it's clear the Russian line of advance is the river (though some units involved in the rather casual effort to surround Kiev have gone a bit west of it there). Well, and in the south, over the river, a bit. But if reports of Ukrainian persistent ability to harass or interdict supply lines in the east are accurate, it's trending towards a resistible-force-meets-moveable object situation.
And WeirdDave, it's no longer the RKKA (the Workers' and Peasants' Red Army), actually wasn't since 1946. Just a microscopic trivia quibble. Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 12:34 AM (OTzUX) 720
Just found out recently that Piper committed suicide because he was convinced he was a failure. I liked Lord Kalvan and Lone Star Planet, and am reading Empire, if only I can find the book again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 11, 2022 12:28 AM (hOUT3) true - though he had a few checks coming that he didn't know about. I saw Empire on Amazon just now, could check other used book vendors. A Slave is a Slave is a good one. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:34 AM (EJbIh) 721
You know, thats not a bad idea actually, lol. I should do that in the garage. Can't do the front door, Mrs B would surely kill me.
Posted by: Berserker ------- I knew a guy that owned a Hi-Fi shop. Remember those? At his home, the front door had a Rek-O-Kut tone arm for a door-knocker. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2022 12:34 AM (CTJwJ) 722
Piper's agent had died so his contracts and such were in a bit of a limbo. He was reduced to shooting pigeons from his apartment to feed himself. So he decided to stop being a burden
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:35 AM (h3NN9) 723
Well, the rumor I heard was that the best or forward elements of the Ukraine Army were being encircled in the Donbass area. Saw some interesting drone footage today of a battle in Kherson on the freeway berm, but it seemed a little .....surrealistic.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 11, 2022 12:34 AM (tjZg/) They are only forward in the sense that they moved into the demilitarized zone there last year this time. They are static. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:36 AM (EJbIh) 724
Meant "limit of advance" is the Dnieper River.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 12:37 AM (OTzUX) 725
I just learned that Smollet got 150 days in jail. Frankly, I'm surprised he got that much. He'll probably be released after a week, but even that is more than I thought he'd get.
I hope he doesn't beat himself up over the sentence. Posted by: Weirddave at March 11, 2022 12:37 AM (zjsv2) 726
Gutenberg.org has many of Piper's stories online.
Day of the Moron, Omnilingual, Space Viking, Time Crime, and others. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:38 AM (h3NN9) 727
Would not want to be on a Graves Recovery crew trying to work those Well Done tankers out of their turrets and hulls.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 12:10 AM (QzJWU) This. Had to pull one guy out and bury him. I'll not go into details. Brutal. But then again, so is war. Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 12:38 AM (axyOa) 728
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 10, 2022 09:20 PM (5HBd1)
Not sure if you are here, but I love your cooking links. Got lost for hours. Like Mis Hum last night I got lost in Bob Segar. Hours. Hi Horde! Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2022 12:41 AM (ou23q) 729
And WeirdDave, it's no longer the RKKA (the Workers' and Peasants' Red Army), actually wasn't since 1946. Just a microscopic trivia quibble.
A fucking commie by any other name smells just as sweet when he's dead. Posted by: Weirddave at March 11, 2022 12:42 AM (zjsv2) 730
Oldcat it's clear the Russian line of advance is the river (though some units involved in the rather casual effort to surround Kiev have gone a bit west of it there). Well, and in the south, over the river, a bit. But if reports of Ukrainian persistent ability to harass or interdict supply lines in the east are accurate, it's trending towards a resistible-force-meets-moveable object situation.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 12:34 AM (OTzUX) I disagree - theyve been cleaning up the east border around Kharkov, fixing the main forces in the east near the disputed regions, and moving along the coast from Crimea to Mariupol and not being stopped. Now they seem to have broken out and have a loose cordon surrounding the basically static Ukranian army. Outside of propaganda pap I've seen little resistance to this Anything near Kiev is just a distraction. They have made few serious moves there now that they are close enough to move in if a ceasefire calls for it. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:43 AM (EJbIh) 731
Like the "SEALS" thing on the map. Though there's more manpower at Pendleton. Actually this area does have it all -aviation, infantry, armor, artillery, special forces, naval forces.
And traveling golfers take note: on the 3rd hole at Coronado public course*, off to the right, if you're lucky, as you set up your second shot you can watch BUDS instructors in kayaks barking at aspiring service members, as in teams of 4 they try to right and bail small rubber rafts (teamwork exercise). * haven't played there in a while, it might be up to $50 a round by now - but setting and course would cost two-three times that anywhere else, quirk of state law on reclaimed land mandating non-discriminatory pricing and non-profit status Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 12:43 AM (OTzUX) 732
Ace published in 2001 The Complete Paratime that includes He Walked Around the Horses, Police Operation, Last Enemy, Time Crime, and Temple Trouble.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:27 AM (h3NN9) There is a couple of printings out of Murder in the Gunroom out, but it is really hard to find a copy of Null ABC, I only found it as an Ace double. Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 12:43 AM (xhaym) 733
Gutenberg.org has many of Piper's stories online.
Day of the Moron, Omnilingual, Space Viking, Time Crime, and others. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:38 AM (h3NN9) Omnilingual got me interested in Science for real. One of the best mystery stories ever, and I love the protagonist who stands for her work without being a copy of a man. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:44 AM (EJbIh) 734
There is a couple of printings out of Murder in the Gunroom out, but it is really hard to find a copy of Null ABC, I only found it as an Ace double.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 12:43 AM (xhaym) I think I got that as a Kindle super collection. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:45 AM (EJbIh) 735
>>>From our school district: It's been brought to our attention students have taken an interest in purchasing and playing with, "splat guns, or Orbeez guns". So you know,any type of gun, be it a toy or look-a-like is not permitted anywhere on school grounds or school events. If any such gun is found today, they will be confiscated and turned over to our school resource officer. Tomorrow or in the future, if any type of toy gun or look-a-like weapon is found on school grounds, students could face expulsion... Look-a-like weapons can easily be mistaken for a real weapon. If law enforcement were to see a student point or shooting a toy gun from a car, I fear they would respond as if it were a real weapon. We are not immune to gun violence in Iowa, just this week, a teenager in Des Moines lost his life, outside of a high school.
====== The Des Moines' student died as a result of a gang related drive-by shooting. Posted by: Timbuk3 at March 11, 2022 12:46 AM (jPtGI) 736
Null ABC is posted at Gutenberg
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:46 AM (h3NN9) 737
Meant "limit of advance" is the Dnieper River.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 12:37 AM (OTzUX) Probably, but when the army goes into the sack they could drive anywhere they want. But likely there will be a settlement to save some face, like how the Yom Kippur war was settled before the Egyptian Army surrounded in the Sinai had to surrender. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:47 AM (EJbIh) 738
This.
Had to pull one guy out and bury him. I'll not go into details. Brutal. But then again, so is war. Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 12:38 AM (axyOa) I think about the WWII footage of that tail gunner who was so badly mangled from an AA burst they buried him at sea in the plane. The plane still flew, and spare parts were gold, yet he was so bad they just pushed it overboard. Compare that to the fucking safe space needing triggered pussies of today. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2022 12:47 AM (VwHCD) 739
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversation in it, "and what is the use of a book," thought Alice, "without pictures or conversation?" And then the murders began.
(I denounce myself) Posted by: mnw at March 11, 2022 12:48 AM (NLIak) 740
Oldcat, guess we'll see. South has been area of movement-at-will from the start. Sort of thought they would go northeast from there (I know some of them are, towards Zaporozhe) more than west, at least past Kherson. Maybe Mikolaiv is the western end of the advance, set up a barrier behind which they will eventually clean up as much as needed.
Be nuts to deal with any city, Kiev or other, that can be avoided. All comes down to getting Z to cry "uncle" as soon and easily as possible. Sadly I don't think the Ukes are that well organized or realistic, could easily see them wasting lives and destruction past the point where the deal is clearly the best option. But even more than usual I really don't the facts so who knows. Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 12:51 AM (OTzUX) 741
Day of the Moron, Omnilingual, Space Viking, Time Crime, and others.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:38 AM (h3NN9) Day of the Moron is pretty much Carlo Cipolla's The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity, explained as a story with a plot, instead of as a monograph. Thoug Dr. Cipolla released his book in the English translation in the early 70s Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 12:51 AM (xhaym) 742
Compare that to the fucking safe space needing triggered pussies of today.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2022 12:47 AM (VwHCD) Safe spaces isn't about fear. It is a type of attack, attacking you because you are civilized and they are not. Feminists attack your gallantry while treating it with contempt. If people really were like the left likes to portray us, these types would be sweeping floors and not given cushy jobs to berate us. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:52 AM (EJbIh) 743
wow ... such a big pile of comments, there must be a pony in there somewhere.
OK, "the complete breakdown of Ukraine, all you need to know" ... that is how YouTube guys title their videos, so that people will watch. Or .. "The one thing you must know, that no one has heard, to understand Ukraine/Russia". and usually the video does not deliver. My view ... Russia has underperformed, it is getting expensive for Putin in many ways, financial and domestic support, and maybe some breaking in the military ranks. ... So while he could prevail, maybe he's accept a little less in a deal. But another twist, Finland Sweden seem to see the bigger threat and are supporting Ukraine resistance, even considering NATO as necessary. The Zelansky side ..idk, seems willing to lose a lot more lives, or hopes sanctions will wear down Putin. China side ... beyond me, the smart people say Russia is now a China client state ... I'm not so sure, from my armchair general position. Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 12:52 AM (Cus5s) 744
Dave Chapelle - Why Terrorists Won't Take Black People As Hostages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC83HJMzfB4 Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 12:54 AM (Ls+Jx) 745
Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 12:52 AM (Cus5s)
Saw a report on Tucker that Putin's support in Russia is UP 10 points... not down... because OUR attacks on their economy is seen as an attack on the Russian people. And rightfully so. When your credit and debit cards, and phones, and internet, suddenly stop working? Well, I'd take it personally. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2022 12:55 AM (oHd/0) 746
Joey Bidet and Kamala Harris must have studied The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity real hard. Look what it has done for them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:55 AM (h3NN9) 747
>>>The Zelansky side ..idk, seems willing to lose a lot more lives, or hopes sanctions will wear down Putin. China side ... beyond me, the smart people say Russia is now a China client state ... I'm not so sure, from my armchair general position.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 12:52 AM (Cus5s) ===== That's a name I haven't seen in a while. Posted by: Corners to the plate at March 11, 2022 12:55 AM (jPtGI) 748
Null ABC is posted at Gutenberg
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:46 AM (h3NN9) Gutenberg used to have bookshelves so I could run through the authors to see what I wanted that way, I think they have re-organized things and I can't find anything unless I know the name of the author. Which sucks, because if I knew the author I wouldn't be searching. Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 12:55 AM (xhaym) 749
Joey Bidet and Kamala Harris must have studied The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity real hard. Look what it has done for them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 12:55 AM (h3NN9) There are more stupid people in the world than is apparent, and no one understands the damage stupid people can do. Futhermore, there is no defense against stupid people. Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2022 12:58 AM (xhaym) 750
A fucking commie by any other name smells just as sweet when he's dead.
Posted by: Weirddave -------- Annnnnnd, that triggers the post of the excerpt from Mickey Spillane's 'One Lonely Night': "I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago…" Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2022 01:00 AM (CTJwJ) 751
"Safe spaces isn't about fear. It is a type of attack, attacking you because you are civilized and they are not."
it is like calling for a pause in fighting to negotiate, but all they do is use the "cease fire" time to move their military into better offensive position. Safe space ... from which we will fire upon you ... you get no safe space. Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 01:00 AM (Cus5s) 752
It must have been a Thursday night when I met her for the first time- at the dance hall. I reported to work in the morning after an hour or two's sleep looking like a somnambulist. The day passed like a dream. After dinner I fell asleep on the couch and awoke fully dressed about six the next morning. I felt thoroughly refreshed, pure at heart, and obsessed with one idea-- to have her at any cost. Walking through the park I debated what sort of flowers to send with the book I had promised her (Winesburg, Ohio). I was approaching my thirty-third year, the age of Christ crucified. A wholly new life lay before me, had I the courage to risk all. Actually there was nothing to risk: I was at the bottom rung of the ladder, a failure in every sense of the word. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 01:00 AM (GJnvT) 753
The Zelansky side ..idk, seems willing to lose a lot more lives, or hopes sanctions will wear down Putin. China side ... beyond me, the smart people say Russia is now a China client state ... I'm not so sure, from my armchair general position.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 12:52 AM (Cus5s) Well, we are definitely pushing them together like idiots, and Russia's raw materials are a good fit with China's huge needs for that. But at least now Russia stands on its own. The more we refuse to tie them to the west with trade, the less leverage we have. We have played the sanction game over and over with them, and each time it was supposed to destroy them, yet they are still there. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 01:01 AM (EJbIh) 754
When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow. Then the killings began. So, obviously, we hanged him.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 11, 2022 01:01 AM (UHVv4) 755
Good night to all.
Posted by: Theodore at March 11, 2022 01:01 AM (GJnvT) 756
"Saw a report on Tucker that Putin's support in Russia is UP 10 points... not down... because OUR attacks on their economy is seen as an attack on the Russian people."
there is maybe that rally round the flag thing, more dominant in Russia .. BUT there seems to be video of big protests, even as they put many in prison. I have no clue which is accurate. But polling would maybe be less trustworthy than video of huge protest (but maybe the video is from another country 20 years ago, idk) Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 01:05 AM (Cus5s) 757
Terrence K Williams pretty much had the same reaction I did:
Juicy was sentenced to jail for faking a hate crime. He threw a temper tantrum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJK1WSgOrh0 Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 01:06 AM (Ls+Jx) 758
there is maybe that rally round the flag thing, more dominant in Russia .. BUT there seems to be video of big protests, even as they put many in prison. I have no clue which is accurate. But polling would maybe be less trustworthy than video of huge protest (but maybe the video is from another country 20 years ago, idk)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 01:05 AM (Cus5s) No idea on that, but among regular folk in the US the vietnam protests increased support for the war. It took more years of feckless strategy to tire out the bulk of the country. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 01:07 AM (EJbIh) 759
In honor of Juicy's five months at Cook County Jail:
Mtume - Juicy Fruit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MucY5wRYByU Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 01:09 AM (Ls+Jx) 760
Quite a bit of talk in the Russian press, and parliament, about trying to avoid dependence on the west after this. Talk. Though I think the (understandable) punitive treatment likely for some outside businesses when they try to return to status quo ante, and the displacement of some by opportunistic third parties in the interim, may change the landscape there for quite a while.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 01:09 AM (OTzUX) 761
illiniwek. Muzzies have a term for that. "Hunda". Give us pause while we regather, recover, regroup, so as to attack you again. There's a fixed time limit on it, IIRC?
Berzerker. That tail gunner was not really a TAIL gunner, but a rear-gunner in a USN carrier plane in the Pacific. Dauntless or such, AnnaPuma would know. No gun in the tail, but a swivel mounted gun in the aft cockpit, canopy slid open for combat. The story is true, and correct, as you've stated. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 01:10 AM (QzJWU) 762
Not sure why Jussy Smollet is so worked up. No doubt that drama queen will be the belle of the cellblock for 150 days of all-you-can eat footlongs, fartclams, and tossed salad.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 11, 2022 01:10 AM (sqsol) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 01:11 AM (Ls+Jx) 764
NewNeo has article on the world's Cancel Culture on all things Russian. As everyone shuts off Russians they will rally together so not surprised.
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2022 01:11 AM (2JoB8) 765
"We have played the sanction game over and over with them, and each time it was supposed to destroy them, yet they are still there." Posted by: Oldcat
I don't get it, but it sure seems the DC cartel, DeepState, whatever ... has decided to cripple USA and support China ... Trump intent on breaking our dependence on China. Not sure if the Cartel crippled/broke Trump for his fighting China, or for his ideas of forming some alliance or at least détente with Russia. My guess is the first target for DeepState/globalists is USA, then they think they can shut down China ... Liberty must be destroyed, then it is just the global mafias fighting each other. but idk, maybe their are a couple white hats in DC still ... "Trust the Plan". heh Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 01:12 AM (Cus5s) 766
Quite a bit of talk in the Russian press, and parliament, about trying to avoid dependence on the west after this. Talk. Though I think the (understandable) punitive treatment likely for some outside businesses when they try to return to status quo ante, and the displacement of some by opportunistic third parties in the interim, may change the landscape there for quite a while.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 01:09 AM (OTzUX) Another problem for the West is after all the blowhard talk now, companies may be leery of being Putin supporters by restarting trade. It was said that even before the government went to embargo oil, traders were doing it anyway due to the yellow press and bluster. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 01:12 AM (EJbIh) 767
And hopefully Jussy can steer clear of Nascar garage door pulls out there in Maga Country.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 11, 2022 01:13 AM (sqsol) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 01:14 AM (Ls+Jx) 769
I don't get it, but it sure seems the DC cartel, DeepState, whatever ... has decided to cripple USA and support China ... Trump intent on breaking our dependence on China. Not sure if the Cartel crippled/broke Trump for his fighting China, or for his ideas of forming some alliance or at least detente with Russia.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 01:12 AM (Cus5s) Oddly, one of the first things the admin did was piss off the Chinese. They've been stomping around in a snit ever since, which is a bad move if they somehow expect to profit from China's victory. They were pissed at Trumps early moves to ease tensions with Russia, don't know if it was the prime motivator. His moves on child trafficking might be more to the point, their actions seem more personal than geopolitical. You could be correct this is the 'plan', but like everything these idiots screw up everything they do. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 01:16 AM (EJbIh) 770
SMH. Love ya, sis.
Please give my best too, to ExEx. Y'all is the best. October, come quickly! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 01:16 AM (QzJWU) 771
Dog n Suds!
There was one about a block from where I grew up. I think there is an existing one in Muskegon MI. At least as of 4 years ago or so. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 11, 2022 01:18 AM (UvU17) 772
Heading off to bed.
It wasn't a Dauntless but an Avenger. Turret gunner, KIA. They buried him at his station and pushed the plane overboard. First combat deployment of the TBF, the sole surviving Avenger, 8-T-1, that attacked Nagumo's carriers also returned with a dead turret gunner to Midway Island. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 01:19 AM (h3NN9) 773
There's an emotional, non-practical, non-strategic element to Russian dealings with the west that is material to the issue here.
Yesterday the Russian foreign minister had a meeting with his Ukrainian counterpart in the form of a group setting hosted by the Turkish foreign minister. Lavrov's statement afterward, I thought, was a perfect illustration of what I'm talking about. Not gonna go look it up, but close to verbatim - "it's not just about life, it's about Russia's right to a place and respect on the world map". The 30 year process of NATO expansion, but especially the case of Ukraine, has stepped on this permanent raw Russian nerve. Practical security calculations suffice for Moscow's discomfort with a militarily robust/western integrated Ukraine, but there's even more to it. Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 01:21 AM (OTzUX) 774
First combat deployment of the TBF, the sole surviving Avenger, 8-T-1, that attacked Nagumo's carriers also returned with a dead turret gunner to Midway Island.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 01:19 AM (h3NN9) I thought Torpedo 8 only survivor was George Gay who was shot down in the zone around the Japanese carriers who were struck and who was rescued later by rescue plane/sub. The other squadrons had a few planes get back Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 01:23 AM (EJbIh) 775
Oldcat I think Anna was referring to the Midway-based TBFs - they were the first to see service, carriers still had only TBDs.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 01:26 AM (OTzUX) 776
Not gonna go look it up, but close to verbatim - "it's not just about life, it's about Russia's right to a place and respect on the world map".
The 30 year process of NATO expansion, but especially the case of Ukraine, has stepped on this permanent raw Russian nerve. Practical security calculations suffice for Moscow's discomfort with a militarily robust/western integrated Ukraine, but there's even more to it. Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 01:21 AM (OTzUX) The fact of life that countries besides your own have interests that will have to be satisfied is what Diplomacy is all about. Our Diplomats have forgotten that, and also forgotten about our own national interests. This isn't really emotional on the Russians part, its what defines normal politics on a transnational scale. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 01:27 AM (EJbIh) 777
rhomboid. Trump was cognizant of that feeling, and played the trophy fish on the featherweight tackle, like a champ.
Same with N.Korea. The (d) fucktards though, they think "fishing" is done with concrete boots stomping through the trout stream till the waters are blinded with mud and silt and gravel down to the inch. You think fishing with a telephone generator is crude? Dynamite? Grenades? Wait'll they try to drive a raise with a nuke or three in the Global Pond. Yeah, they'll draw a "bite", then. Surely they will. Stupid Fucktards. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 01:28 AM (QzJWU) 778
It's definitely tough to figure out anything from the Lugenpresse on all sides. And it is dragging on longer than I figured at first. But my basic gut-check assessment remains essentially unchanged:
1.) The Russian state is committed to their course... Subjugation of Ukraine. Perhaps with a rump state in the West, perhaps not. But a suzerainty, with no more Western influence or threat. And they will almost definitely achieve it. 2.) The US is desperate to precipitate a broader war, but will likely (hopefully) be unable to do so before Russia presents the fait accompli. 3.) The sanctions will be wholly ineffective, to the point of being a non-factor in the short to medium term. If Russia decides to counter by ceasing energy and materials exports, their needful things will outweigh the West's luxuries. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2022 01:28 AM (SKVme) 779
I thought Torpedo 8 only survivor was George Gay...
-------- I attended a Memorial Day service where he spoke. Kind of surreal to know the background of this guy that I'm watching and listening to. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2022 01:28 AM (DMQdU) 780
Oldcat I think Anna was referring to the Midway-based TBFs - they were the first to see service, carriers still had only TBDs.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 01:26 AM (OTzUX) That could be. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 01:29 AM (EJbIh) 781
NewNeo has article on the world's Cancel Culture on all things Russian. As everyone shuts off Russians they will rally together so not surprised.
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2022 01:11 AM (2JoB ---- I forget which one, but some symphony cancelled Prokofiev. Sheer idiocy. So many forget how the Russians rallied together under that prick, Stalin, during The Great Patriotic War (a/k/a WWII). Hitler tried to break the will of the British people with The Blitz and that didn't work out so well. Neither will pissing off everyday Russians who had no say in Putin's bullshit invasion. Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2022 01:30 AM (ldL4g) 782
"His moves on child trafficking might be more to the point, their actions seem more personal than geopolitical."
yeah, that aspect is probably a big one, underrated by most as "conspiracy theory" ... yet for those that know, it is a BFD. And the prevalence of that horrible (or to spiritual people, devilish) attack on our society is huge. The thing about teachers demanding their "tight" to groom our children is almost like revealing the pizza stuff was real ... they are an evil cult (or bigger, an evil religion). Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 01:31 AM (Cus5s) 783
To sow confusion at the Battle of Midway, there were in fact two VT-8s.
During work ups, USS Hornet became the last carrier to be issued the TBD and the first carrier to be issued the TBF. The TBD equipped VT-8 under Lt Cmdr Waldron went to sea. The VT-8 under Lt. Fieberling had the TBFs and only arrived in Hawaii after the carriers departed. Six TBFs then flew on to Midway and attacked from there. So between both VT-8s there were in fact three survivors of the attack on the Japanese carriers - two pilots and one gunner. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 01:32 AM (h3NN9) 784
And Anna with the answer. Thanks as always.
I knew TBFs flew from Midway, and they were the first to see service. I didn't know they were actually part of a carrier squadron. Interesting. Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 01:37 AM (OTzUX) 785
https://tinyurl.com/yc4a5ytj
20 Tweets from Bad Blue Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2022 01:38 AM (2JoB8) 786
So between both VT-8s there were in fact three survivors of the attack on the Japanese carriers - two pilots and one gunner.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 01:32 AM (h3NN9) Now you have me thinking about my ongoing War in the Pacific game and whether I could fly reinforcement TBD/TBF bombers to Midway. Perhaps with drop tanks? In the game the AI was obsessed with Midway, hanging out off Hawaii for a week after PH, and raiding and sinking ships I used to re-enforce and resupply it. I managed to get enough in to keep an actual invasion from happening. An annoying thing was losing 2 BBs and a CA in an accidental collision with a Midway raid - like the fifth or so In Feb 42. Kido Butai deserves respect, as do the crack Betty squadrons. The BBs were just on a workup cruise, Midway and back. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 01:42 AM (EJbIh) 787
Several of the VT-8 pilots remained at Pearl to pick up the new TBFs. They flew them to Midway. They attacked the Kido Butai as part of the ramshackle series of attacks from Midway.
Gay was the only survivor of the main VT-8 attack, with the rest of the Hornet air group. Which was entirely disorganized due to the egotism of Hornet's CAG. Posted by: Fox2! at March 11, 2022 01:43 AM (qyH+l) 788
I didn't know they were actually part of a carrier squadron. Interesting.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 01:37 AM (OTzUX) A difference in our organization from the Japanese was the carrier squadrons werent tied to the carrier. So the ship could just swap in a new squadron and sail on. In contrast, when at Coral Sea when one carrier had its pilots shot up and the other had some damage, both had to stand down for Midway. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 01:44 AM (EJbIh) 789
" .."it's not just about life, it's about Russia's right to a place and respect on the world map". --The 30 year process of NATO expansion, but especially the case of Ukraine, has stepped on this permanent raw Russian nerve."
Bush claimed a right to fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. Maybe fine to some extent ... but not if it was only cover for his globalist friends that had even USA on its target list. Certainly encroaching on Russia was on his list, and lately we broke promises in order to move into Ukraine (while ignoring China expansionism). Catholics seemed pretty safe in Russia, not so much is China. But I can't see the big picture, except Deepstate/oligarchs have A Plan ... and it sure seems the plandemic was part of that plan, along with climate change malarky, and the whole Party of Davos, NWO, build back Brandon insanity. Most countries are nationalist, with heavy doses of what the left calls xenophobia, racism, intolerance, etc. when it is done in the USA. But nationalism ... mostly good. Americanism is the best form of nationalism ... One Nation under God, blessings of liberty ... all that Cool Stuff. Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 01:45 AM (Cus5s) 790
EU hate-object Orban sez after EU meeting: no EU sanctions on Russian energy sector. Not a shocker, but central nonetheless. Moscow knows it just needs to grit its (no longer gold-capped) teeth and see it through.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 01:46 AM (OTzUX) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 01:50 AM (d2+HP) 792
Yep Oldcat, and how perfect was it, as part of all the incredible coincidences and breaks that resulted in the "miracle at Midway", that one Jap carrier was damaged, and the other Jap carrier's air group suffered big losses - resulting in *2* carriers out of action.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 01:50 AM (OTzUX) 793
Yep Oldcat, and how perfect was it, as part of all the incredible coincidences and breaks that resulted in the "miracle at Midway", that one Jap carrier was damaged, and the other Jap carrier's air group suffered big losses - resulting in *2* carriers out of action.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2022 01:50 AM (OTzUX) Although given the zany Japanese planning, they might have sent those two carriers around the Horn to attack the East Coast as a 'distraction' rather than have them in a sensible place. I guess I should admit I don't think much of the MI plan, even without it being exposed by code breaking. Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 01:53 AM (EJbIh) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 01:54 AM (d2+HP) 795
Probably, but when the army goes into the sack they could drive anywhere they want. But likely there will be a settlement to save some face, like how the Yom Kippur war was settled before the Egyptian Army surrounded in the Sinai had to surrender.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 12:47 AM (EJbIh) They were probably about 8 hours from the Mogen David being raised in Cairo. Posted by: Fox2! at March 11, 2022 01:54 AM (qyH+l) 796
My dad was mechanic ... private first class (iirc) for PBYs in Hawaii (patch with three bars and a propeller), but he maybe had PTS (?) or something, never really knew him, so didn't get to talk to him about those experiences. My mom sailed out right after the war and they married and lived in Honolulu for several months after the war.
Our youth have no clue of the losses taken to win that war. Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 02:04 AM (Cus5s) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:06 AM (d2+HP) 798
796 My dad was mechanic ... private first class (iirc) for PBYs in Hawaii (patch with three bars and a propeller), but he maybe had PTS (?) or something, never really knew him, so didn't get to talk to him about those experiences. My mom sailed out right after the war and they married and lived in Honolulu for several months after the war.
Our youth have no clue of the losses taken to win that war. Posted by: illiniwek ___ God bless your dad. I was stationed at Schofield in 1988, met my hubby (same battalion, different companies, had my daughters at the pink palace in 89 and 92. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:09 AM (d2+HP) Posted by: JQ at March 11, 2022 02:13 AM (dpnJh) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:14 AM (d2+HP) 801
We called it "Crippler"
Posted by: JQ ___ We called it that too. But since my eldest daughter is a Tropic Lightning Baby, thought I'd be respectful. Both my daughters were born there, and to be fair, the staff were professional and kind. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:16 AM (d2+HP) 802
Yes, I remember driving past it. Crippler Army Medical Center
Posted by: JQ at March 11, 2022 02:17 AM (dpnJh) 803
We called it "Crippler"
Posted by: JQ ___ From 1980 to 1983, Crippler was my view from my bedroom window at Aliamanu Military Reservation. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:18 AM (d2+HP) Posted by: JQ at March 11, 2022 02:18 AM (dpnJh) 805
My ex was a squid. We lived on Wheeler, worked on NAVCAMS
Posted by: JQ at March 11, 2022 02:20 AM (dpnJh) 806
cool SMH ...
I tried to look it up ... petty officer first class I guess for my dad (not private), and chevrons not bars? ... heh. But cool you were out there ... even in peace, still service. Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 02:20 AM (Cus5s) 807
My dad was an E-7 at the time, and he was just waiting for retirement in '83, afterwards he worked as a corrections officer for 20 years at OCCC.
Then him and my mom moved to Orlando, where they are currently the typical retirees (mom was a nurse). Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:21 AM (d2+HP) 808
Hawaii was beautiful but I still couldn't wait to get back to the mainland. Call it claustrophobia.
Posted by: JQ at March 11, 2022 02:24 AM (dpnJh) 809
I still remember to this day cussing out a Major at Crippler in 1992 because he refused to give me painkillers.
My 2nd daughter was 9 lb, 15 oz in 1992. First one was 7 lb, 15 oz back in 89. Main reason why I only have two daughters and two granddaughters. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:26 AM (d2+HP) 810
Yikes, SMH! OUCH!
Posted by: JQ at March 11, 2022 02:27 AM (dpnJh) 811
Hawaii was beautiful but I still couldn't wait to get back to the mainland. Call it claustrophobia.
Posted by: JQ ___ From 1980 to 1993, I lived in Hawaii, with training at Ft Jackson and Ft Gordon between 1987 and 1988. Started dating the future Ex-ex July 4th, 1988 at Schofield. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:29 AM (d2+HP) Posted by: JQ at March 11, 2022 02:29 AM (dpnJh) 813
fuck duck duck go I might switch to yandex
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 11, 2022 02:30 AM (K3ZCc) 814
Yikes, SMH! OUCH!
Posted by: JQ ___ Yeah. The thought of a 12-13 lb baby made me get my tubes cut, tied, and burnt. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:30 AM (d2+HP) 815
Howdy Hordelings! Late tonight. Visiting with a lovely couple who I was friends with in high school - and Mrs Doof & I were friends with in college. Haven't seen them in 20 years or so. They're nice enough to put me up for a few nights.
Just noticed this from Weirddave in the content... "I ate at Roy's 2 weeks ago, the day after I had a wonderful visit with Doof. " Thank you to Weirddave and Gingy for stopping by to see me recently!! Hope you had a nice visit with your family and friends while you were here on the east coast. Looking forward to seeing you in Texas later this year! Posted by: Doof at March 11, 2022 02:30 AM (skX6a) 816
hey, it's rose coral, not pink ... ha, just reading your link.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 02:30 AM (Cus5s) 817
hawaii is stunning and boring
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 11, 2022 02:31 AM (K3ZCc) 818
Hey Doof!
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:31 AM (d2+HP) 819
hawaii is stunning and boring
Posted by: confederatefifth ___ Yep. Learned the Hawaiian language, hula, cooking, etc, which is cool. Did not like the bullying when I was in school. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:33 AM (d2+HP) 820
I still tend to cuss out people in pidgin or Hawaiian, which the hub and the kids, and even the grandbabies think is funny.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:34 AM (d2+HP) 821
Did not like the bullying when I was in school.
Posted by: S in fairness, nobody said you had to beat those girls, you would not have been doing it if you did not enjoy it. Posted by: confederatefifth at March 11, 2022 02:36 AM (K3ZCc) 822
Did not like the bullying when I was in school.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:33 AM (d2+HP) ----- What, you don't appreciate being called 'haole'? Posted by: RickZ at March 11, 2022 02:36 AM (ldL4g) 823
What, you don't appreciate being called 'haole'?
Posted by: RickZ __ I was called Popolo, which is the equivalent of the N bomb. Sometimes, I was straight up called the N bomb. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:38 AM (d2+HP) 824
Weirdly enough, only folks darker than me called me the N word.
White people, not at all, either in Hawaii or Georgia or Texas or Kentucky or Illinois. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:40 AM (d2+HP) 825
in fairness, nobody said you had to beat those girls, you would not have been doing it if you did not enjoy it.
Posted by: confederatefifth ___ My mouth got me in a lot of trouble between the ages of 11 and 18. The Army in 1987 was the Lord's way UAing me out of the AO. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:42 AM (d2+HP) 826
My mouth got me in a lot of trouble between the ages of 11 and 18.
I might know something of how this works/. Posted by: confederatefifth at March 11, 2022 02:53 AM (K3ZCc) 827
it is amazing how there is hardly anything to watch for entertainment in the interwebs.
or anywhere Posted by: confederatefifth at March 11, 2022 02:57 AM (K3ZCc) 828
Quiet in here. Those murders did begin.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2022 03:12 AM (fAHXr) Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2022 03:21 AM (sAmhv) 830
When you allow corrupt, incompetent, stupid people to be in charge (even temporarily), there are not enough clever motivated to counter the sheer mass of idiocy. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! This is about our pancaking pedestrian bridge, isn't it? -- Broward County's Favrite Gurrrrrl Power Engineering Firm Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 11, 2022 03:29 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 03:29 AM (d2+HP) 832
it is amazing how there is hardly anything to watch for entertainment in the interwebs. or anywhere Posted by: confederatefifth Perhaps Cook County should consider setting up a live feed from Juicy's cell. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 11, 2022 03:37 AM (pNxlR) 833
I like that shade of blue he's wearing.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2022 03:39 AM (fAHXr) Posted by: Lola at March 11, 2022 03:48 AM (xjz83) 835
lol Lola.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 03:51 AM (d2+HP) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 03:52 AM (d2+HP) Posted by: zigzag at March 11, 2022 03:55 AM (WBrN/) Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2022 03:56 AM (sAmhv) 839
Not a rap/hiphop fan.
Posted by: Puddleglum ___ I'm a fan of 80s R&B and HipHop. And even 70s-80s rap. I'm a child of the 80s. *shrugs* Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 03:58 AM (d2+HP) 840
Not much sleep since 1:30am
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2022 03:58 AM (2JoB8) 841
Rap is a abomination
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2022 03:59 AM (2JoB8) 842
Pixy nood
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2022 04:01 AM (2JoB8) Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 04:01 AM (d2+HP) 844
I think the Russians will have more evidence of our biolabs in Ukraine than we did of WMD in Iraq. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 11, 2022 04:01 AM (Mzdiz) 845
I think the Russians will have more evidence of our biolabs in Ukraine than we did of WMD in Iraq.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 11, 2022 04:01 AM (Mzdiz) ___ Yep. Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 04:06 AM (d2+HP) 846
POTUS: "Our hemisphere migration challenges cannot be solved by one nation or any one border. We have to work together. So today, I'm calling for a new framework of our nations throughout the region to collectively manage migration in the western hemisphere."
Free of job #1 for our nation, Kamala travels to Eastern Europe to help reset its borders. Posted by: Lola at March 11, 2022 04:07 AM (xjz83) 847
"Repent Harlequin!", Cried the tick tock man. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Ancient at March 11, 2022 05:33 AM (9etX0) 848
When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home. And then the murders began
Posted by: gilbar at March 11, 2022 06:08 AM (bjV8B) 849
It's probably been done up in the thread somewhere but:
"Call me Ishmael. And then the murders began." Morning rHodlings. Greetings from HK where Covid madness still reigns! Posted by: Publius Redux at March 11, 2022 06:32 AM (vWEM9) 850
This is the forest primeval. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 11, 2022 06:35 AM (vWEM9) 851
"And then the murders began" would also be a great last line of a book, hinting at a sequel.
"The town was safe for now as the Kyle brothers were behind bars, but Sheriff Jaynes had a troubling feeling that another brother was out there, and this time the goal would be more than stolen money. And then the murders began...." Posted by: A Reasonable Man at March 11, 2022 06:46 AM (VglFK) 852
Once when I was six years old I saw a magnificent picture in a book, called True Stories from Nature, about the primeval forest. And then the murders began.
- heh, this is fun. Posted by: Publius Redux at March 11, 2022 07:04 AM (vWEM9) 853
Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. And then the murders began.
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 11, 2022 07:12 AM (vWEM9) 854
I arose early, a long day of work ahead.
And then, the murders begin. Hey, Cannibal Bob! You wanna backstrap or a rump roast? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2022 07:46 AM (QzJWU) 855
Little Women:
Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents, grumbled Jo, lying on the rug. And then the murders began. Posted by: Editor at March 11, 2022 08:07 AM (2X+Fj) 856
"Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents," grumbled Jo, lying on the rug. And then the murders began.
There was once a Velveteen Rabbit, and in the beginning he was really splendid. And then the murders began. Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of this head, behind Christopher Robin. And then the murders begin. Until he was four years old, James Henry Trotter had had a happy life. And then the murders began. He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish. And then the murders began. It was love at first sight. And then the murders began. This seems to work best with children's books. Posted by: Simon Jester at March 11, 2022 09:04 AM (BSu3l) 857
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
And then the murders began. Posted by: Spooky at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (iVtsQ) 858
RLM has begun to be more and more fascinated, like our own TJM, with pedigree and technique over whether a story, characterization, casting or whether the movie is fun to watch (the MOST important.)
And then the murders began. --Aetius451AD Work Lapto Posted by: Spooky at March 11, 2022 03:41 PM (iVtsQ) 859
That map woefully misunderestimates Northern Californians and Southern Oregon, which, specifically, as anyone who is familiar with the area knows, WOULD BE tough on foreign invaders. It is densely populated with highly armed pot growers, among many other off-the-grid types who don't like outsiders.
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