Biden's About to Give Iran the Bomb and Also Give All of Iran's Terrorists Carte Blanche To Travel The World Free of Restriction

"This isn't Obama's Iran deal," says Gabriel Noronha's headline. "It's much worse."

Noronha worked as Special Advisor for Iran in the U.S. Department of State Department from 2019-2020 and worked n the U.S. Senate from 2015-2019.

Anyone seeking to gauge the imminent outcome of the international talks over Iran's nuclear program being held in Vienna should take a look at reports from late January that three top U.S. diplomats had quit--largely in protest over the direction set by U.S. Special Envoy for Iran Robert Malley, who serves as the U.S. government's chief negotiator.
Having served for two years in former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo's Iran Action Group, I knew that this development was tantamount to a public cry for an intervention. Such resignations--not of conservative dissenters, but of career staff and President Joe Biden's own political appointees--should have been cause for Biden or Secretary Antony Blinken to recall Malley and investigate. Their failure to do so is a sign either of a troubling lack of attention to the talks, or else the possibility that Malley--who served in the same capacity under President Barack Obama when the first Iran deal, the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), was originally negotiated and signed--has been given a free hand to negotiate whatever he wants, as long as he gets Iran to sign.
Evidence for the latter view can be gleaned from the fact that Blinken has reneged on his pledge that his Iran negotiating team would have "a diversity of views." Instead, he has let Malley continue to concede issue after issue in Vienna. Multiple career officials view these capitulations as so detrimental to U.S. national security that they contacted me requesting that I rapidly share details of these concessions with Congress and the public in an effort to stop them.
Reports out of Vienna indicate that a deal could occur within the next few days. While some issues are still being ironed out--such as whether the United States will grant Russia immunity from any economic sanctions relating to Iran, as Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov has publicly demanded--the details that follow have been conveyed to me as finalized. My subsequent discussions with foreign diplomats--including those directly involved and those outside but close to the negotiations--confirmed their claims. Ambassador Mikhail Ulyanov, who led negotiations on behalf of Russia, has crowed that "Iran got much more than it could expect. Much more," and bragged about how Russia teamed up with China and Iran to get dozens of wins over the United States and European negotiating positions.

It's terrific when the Russians are openly bragging that they absolutely rolled your top "negotiator," and he doesn't seem to mind having been rolled.

The list of concessions that follows is long, detailed, disturbing, but also somewhat technical. But this much is clear to me: The deal being negotiated in Vienna is dangerous to U.S. national security, to the stability of the Middle East, and to the Iranian people who suffer most under that brutal regime. The lack of evidence to justify a removal of U.S. sanctions is illegal, and the deal that will be foisted upon the world without the support of Congress will be illegitimate. This deal will not serve U.S. interests in either the short or long term.
With Robert Malley in the lead, the United States has promised to lift sanctions on some of the regime's worst terrorists and torturers, on leading officials who have developed Iran's WMD infrastructure, and has agreed to lift sanctions on the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) itself. In exchange, Iran will receive fewer limitations than those imposed under the JCPOA, and the restrictions on its nuclear program will expire six years sooner than under the terms of the old deal. And that's just the beginning.

Thanks, NeverTrump! So thankful that you put The Adults Back in Charge!

And remember, Biden is pushing for this deal to be inked to get Iran's oil on the market just to help him out of a domestic jam -- regarding high gas prices -- of his own making.

So we're giving Iran the nuclear bomb to help Biden overcome the blowback of embracing AOC's Green New Deal.

The Biden administration is preparing to end sanctions under Executive Order (E.O.) 13876, known as the Supreme Leader's Office E.O., as soon as the deal is finalized. This would lift sanctions on nearly all of the 112 people and entities sanctioned under that authority, even if they were sanctioned under other legal authorities as well. This move is significant because the United States has used this authority to sanction some of the most evil people you can possibly imagine. Malley and his Russian go-betweens in Vienna have agreed that these people should now be free to roam around the world despite their murderous pasts, unshackled from any restraints on their financing, and plotting new terror attacks.

If that sounds like an exaggeration, believe me: It isn't. Let's start with the terrorists, like Mohsen Rezaei, who was involved in the AMIA bombing in Argentina in 1994 that killed 85 people when he was commander-in-chief of the IRGC. Argentine authorities issued international warrants for his arrest, and he remains on Interpol's Red Notice. Equally culpable in the AMIA bombing is Ali Akbar Velayati, who today serves as a senior adviser to Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei. He was charged as being one of the "ideological masterminds" behind the attack. He also committed acts of terror in Syria, where he helped the Iranian regime extend credit lines to the brutal Assad regime. Under the nuclear impending deal, both Rezaei and Velayati would be removed from U.S. sanctions lists.

I'll stop excerpting it there. Read the whole thing.

My God.

We seem to be paying an incredibly high price for the Corrupt Senile R@pist's "Nice Tweets," don't we?

Meanwhile: New York City artists got War Fever, because it's #TrendingOnTwitter.

Wonder how many have signed up to serve in the International Brigade. I bet lots and lots, huh? I bet they're just waiting for their vaccinations before jumping on a plane.

#NewYork artists hold a campaign with a request to make a no-fly zone over #Ukraine️ Paper airplanes, calling to stop Putin, were thrown from all the floors of @Guggenheim museum ✈️ #UkraineRussianWar pic.twitter.com/Qrq5IKbCtd
— Worldnews_NWS (@WorldnewsNws) March 6, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 paper airplanes: how stunning, how brave

Posted by: Isolden at March 08, 2022 06:31 PM (dB99g)

2 #FallWithUkraine

Posted by: Max Power at March 08, 2022 06:36 PM (Hucnr)

3 Okay.. It's time to hit the bottle

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2022 06:36 PM (J8ILO)

4 yeah, Ukkkkkkraiiiineee

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 06:36 PM (V13WU)

5 Any of the oh so brave GOP gonna stand up and call Biden an enemy of the US? I'll be over here holding my breath.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 08, 2022 06:36 PM (Sa6AO)

6 John Kerry's head should be dangling from the Rotunda.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 06:36 PM (lhr6a)

7 Welp

Posted by: Israel at March 08, 2022 06:37 PM (QYPq3)

8 Posted by: Israel at March 08, 2022 06:37 PM (QYPq3)

I hope they take Iran out... I seriously do....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2022 06:37 PM (J8ILO)

9 Pure Kalorama

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (ONvIw)

10 You know that crazy conspiracy where all the world's elites are part of a big satanic cult trying to usher in the apocalypse, because they are convinced Satan is the good guy and will win?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (LKTKP)

11 "paper airplanes: how stunning, how brave"

Yep.

Even better than Mooch O'blahma's hashtags.

Posted by: Ju at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (aTmM/)

12 fuuuuu...yes. I've read that even Iranians were surprised at how much they are getting with this deal.

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (V13WU)

13 Elections have consequences

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (Irn0L)

14 Sounds like one of Soros' DAs just got promoted to the diplomatic branch.

And I guess I don't feel for the careerists who now see what they have let take over their industry. I've been warning them for 30 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (eoQWY)

15 A no fly zone where we shoot down Russian aircraft is one easy way WWIII starts.

They don't understand that at all, do they?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (lIk+J)

16 Someone on Twatter said this the other day, but it's true. New Yorkers really need to stop the mirage that they're tough. Lotta talk, but my God do they fail the balls requirement almost every time.

Biden still has three - maybe more - years left in the White House. America will be a third world country by 2024, with Iran giving us bombings once or twice a month.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (XSRBF)

17 Enjoy the show?

Posted by: azjaeger at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (FXQNF)

18 6 been nice knowing you.

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (ONvIw)

19 Luckily, all the museum folk were wearing masks.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (cknjq)

20 I've read that even Iranians were surprised at how much they are getting with this deal.
Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (V13WU)

And the russians and chinese were watching

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (Irn0L)

21 Did they invite Yoko to the unserious art demo at the Guggenheim?

Better yet, ship her over to Ukraine to help give peace a chance.

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (7ZtBF)

22 You know that crazy conspiracy where all the world's elites are part of a big satanic cult trying to usher in the apocalypse, because they are convinced Satan is the good guy and will win?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (LKTKP)

If Satan is he will wipe them out first.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

23 Yeah, my first thought is what the hell is Postal gonna do. I love that Russia is basically running the show. Talk about cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Max Power at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (Hucnr)

24 Joey Ice Cream and his team always want to be seen as slick, making deals that no would have thought of, getting that weird twist that wins the movie for the good guys. Truly they're dumb as shit snd their slick moves wouldn't fool a toddler. But they'll still try this One Weird Trick called "giving it all away" and grin like dopes thinking "Bet they didn't expect that!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (HfND3)

25 Paper airplanes? Ooh, scary.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (g+JZp)

26 We are saddled with feckless twatwaffling fartclam sniffers and that's on the GOP side.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (vrz2I)

27 If someone said if elected, he would destroy America.. what would he do differently?

Posted by: Alot of people that need to DIAF at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (/6GbT)

28 Yeah, a real Oh Shit! moment. Saudi must be thinking you can't trust America - in fact the whole Middle East. Where can they turn now?

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (Vr12I)

29 Here's a link to the Imbecile Victoria Inland talking about biolabs:

https://tinyurl.com/Nuland-Uke-Biolabs

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (B1Vad)

30 A no fly zone where we shoot down Russian aircraft is one easy way WWIII starts.

They don't understand that at all, do they?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (lIk+J)

Worse than that - it is a declaration of WWIII

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (eoQWY)

31 I'm looking at paper airplane virtue-signaling contest and I'm thinking "Some poor schlub is gonna have to clean up that mess". Because virtue-signalers don't do manual labor.

Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (6eRlp)

32 >>>fuuuuu...yes. I've read that even Iranians were surprised at how much they are getting with this deal.

Posted by: runner

When America was America, we would have called this Iran deal treason. But that America is long dead.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (XSRBF)

33 An explanation that meets Occam's Razor: the Democrats are trying to destroy America. What would they do differently if they were not actually trying to wreck our country?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (qpX6U)

34 I'm not worried about Iran getting the bomb.

Israel will nuke them before that ever happens.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (LKTKP)

35 Sorry to go off topic so soon but Bill Barr is now on with that other piece of work Bret Baier, explaining why he had to side with the enemy. See, he had to destroy the MAGA movement to save it from Trump and American voters.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (N2gf7)

36 Israel will nuke them before that ever happens.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (LKTKP)

I'm counting on it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2022 06:41 PM (J8ILO)

37 Ace, did you see the video from 2016 where Lindsey Graham and John McCain were in Ukraine and Graham was telling them "your war with Russia is our war"?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 06:41 PM (lIk+J)

38 Kerry was negotiating with the Iranians throughout the Trump Presidency. Same as he was doing with the Palestinians during Bush 2...

He's a 3 + time Traitor and he deserves to hang for his offenses.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 06:41 PM (lhr6a)

39 Saudi must be thinking you can't trust America - in fact the whole Middle East. Where can they turn now?
Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (Vr12I)

Only one place: Israel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 06:41 PM (Irn0L)

40 ""Deals" aren't binding. Just ask Russia and Ukraine.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 08, 2022 06:41 PM (LaNzR)

41 39 Saudi must be thinking you can't trust America - in fact the whole Middle East. Where can they turn now?
Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (Vr12I)

Only one place: Israel
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 06:41 PM (Irn0L)

Yep.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 06:41 PM (Vr12I)

42 Yeah, a real Oh Shit! moment. Saudi must be thinking you can't trust America - in fact the whole Middle East. Where can they turn now?
Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 06:39 PM (Vr12I)

Trump was warning them after the election to make their own way. They listened, remember all those precedent shattering treaties with Arab nations and Israel to share information?

They knew it would come to this for a while now, and hopefully the steps they took work for them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:41 PM (eoQWY)

43 Welp. I'm starting to think Trump 2024 won't save us.

Gun up, make local friends, plant crops, buy water filtration.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 06:42 PM (V6f9+)

44 Maybe the Rooskie ICBMs are made of paper.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 08, 2022 06:42 PM (KiBMU)

45 >>>Only one place: Israel

Posted by: Nevergiveup

100% correct, but I would be more assured if Netanyahu was still in power.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 06:42 PM (XSRBF)

46 What a stupid and radioactive time to be alive

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Providing Emotional Support to Russian Women at March 08, 2022 06:42 PM (VTu1l)

47 I'm not worried about Iran getting the bomb.

Israel will nuke them before that ever happens.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (LKTKP)

Iran gets all that money and they will buy a few from N Korea

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 06:42 PM (Irn0L)

48 So Mushroom clouds

But hey, green nood deal will make Mother Gaia laugh off a large portion of the world going all Fist of the North Star I guess.

Posted by: Bete at March 08, 2022 06:42 PM (9Y010)

49 NY libs just doing what they also do...creating a mess for someone else to clean up.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 08, 2022 06:42 PM (+56GQ)

50 An explanation that meets Occam's Razor: the Democrats are trying to destroy America. What would they do differently if they were not actually trying to wreck our country?
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (qpX6U)

They have literally said that is what they were doing since the 60s at least.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:43 PM (eoQWY)

51 Worse than that - it is a declaration of WWIII
*

I concede the point to this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 06:43 PM (lIk+J)

52 Christ on sale.

I think I'm going to buy some ammo and probably another 2-3 guns

Posted by: ballistic at March 08, 2022 06:43 PM (oXNqT)

53 This:

"Let's start with the terrorists, like Mohsen Rezaei, who was involved in the AMIA bombing in Argentina in 1994 that killed 85 people when he was commander-in-chief of the IRGC"

Was the murder of 85 Jewish civilians, so of course Biden is giving the back of his hand to Jews, as he and the DemonRats always do.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 06:43 PM (B1Vad)

54 Here's a link to the Imbecile Victoria Inland talking about biolabs:

https://tinyurl.com/Nuland-Uke-Biolabs

DC conspired with China to unleash covid 19, and now Russia has caught them red handed preparing worse in Fauci's Ukrainian labs.

Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2022 06:43 PM (kOpft)

55 Also from last thread:

Mark Levin has lost his fucking mind.

Posted by: ballistic at March 08, 2022 06:43 PM (oXNqT)

56 >>>Okay.. It's time to hit the bottle
Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2022 06:36 PM (J8ILO)

=====

Way ahead of ya, boss!!

Posted by: Corners to the plate at March 08, 2022 06:43 PM (eco01)

57 33 An explanation that meets Occam's Razor: the Democrats are trying to destroy America. What would they do differently if they were not actually trying to wreck our country?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead

Since the 60s.

Posted by: davidt at March 08, 2022 06:43 PM (ApVam)

58 I fear for the Middle East, For Israel, and for America because any Nuclear Exchange in the Middle East will NOT stay in the Middle East

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 06:43 PM (Irn0L)

59 One blurb I'd seen, I think from some that quit out of disgust, was the Team Biden was basically offering up more than was even the wildest west dream request from Terrorist Iran.

Kinda like, Team Biden is a sabotage team, America land of Liberty is the target. And they keep telling us this ... "You got you Liberty on my Fascism" but that didn't result is some dreamy combination like Reese's PB cup, no, so they decided they had to end Liberty BAMN.

As we saw with the 5 year DeepState internal assault on Trump (duly elected president) the junta is at WAR with American liberty, and will kill us and imprison us on their fabricated charges. ... (regime change? yeah, we need that here, the junta is killing us not so softly)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2022 06:44 PM (Cus5s)

60 27. This is all Obama. When Joe says his policies aren't wrecking the country he's only half wrong...they're Obama/Jarrett policies. How a Jewish Secretary of State can shiv Israel like this is hideous, especially while kissing Zelensky's ass. At least publicly. I assume Zelensky is holding something over the administration, and didn't take the air force Uber because he felt he held all the cards

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 06:44 PM (ONvIw)

61 If Polish artists can give their paper airplanes to Ukraine, our state department can spend a hundred million dollars buying paper and giving it to Poland to make replacement paper airplanes.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 08, 2022 06:44 PM (vN+oL)

62 They need to start calling it Putin's A bomb give away.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 08, 2022 06:44 PM (FVME7)

63 "Mark Levin has lost his fucking mind."

Indications are this is true.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2022 06:44 PM (vrz2I)

64 63 now what

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 06:45 PM (ONvIw)

65 Welp. I'm starting to think Trump 2024 won't save us.
Gun up, make local friends, plant crops, buy water filtration.
___

My bok choy and basil has just sprouted.
So there's that.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 06:45 PM (aEubh)

66 That's Barky's puppet

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2022 06:45 PM (2JoB8)

67 So let me get this straight, the US was funding biolabs in China and running Biolabs in Ukraine?

Is that the story?

Cause if that the story then a whole bunch of people need to be shoved feet first into industrial wood chippers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2022 06:45 PM (H2lev)

68 Throwing paper airplanes at the Gugenheim, or as I call it, littering.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 08, 2022 06:46 PM (3TihK)

69 46 What a stupid and radioactive time to be alive
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Providing Emotional Support to Russian Women at March 08, 2022 06:42 PM (VTu1l)

What's a little more radiation ...

#beentheredonethat

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 06:46 PM (BgMrQ)

70 Which way are the weather patterns moving in the Middle East? I wonder if Iran mullahs care that when they drop a nuclear bomb on Israel the fallout will be carried by the winds all over other Muslim nations nearby.

Maybe that is the plan, Sunnis and Jews with one stone. No wonder all nearby states are signing Artemis agreements with Israel. But O'Biden is also fine with that.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 08, 2022 06:46 PM (N2gf7)

71 Some odd options here:

They know Putin won't go nuclear, so they don't care about pushing for WW3 because they want to rebuild their utopia from the ashes.

They don't care if Putin goes nuclear, because they all plan to ride it out in some underground bunker with 13 virgins. Also, rebuild utopia after.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 06:46 PM (LKTKP)

72 >>>An explanation that meets Occam's Razor: the Democrats are trying to destroy America. What would they do differently if they were not actually trying to wreck our country?
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (qpX6U)

======

I'm so old I remember that being said here during the SCOAMF's first YEAR!

Posted by: Corners to the plate at March 08, 2022 06:46 PM (eco01)

73 Levin is a Hannity-esque drone. Fuck the war mongers.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 08, 2022 06:46 PM (QZ/dC)

74 Personally, I would love to see a nuke in Philadelphia. It would at least stop the rampant voter fraud.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 06:46 PM (XSRBF)

75 Levin took the Brown Ukrainian Acid, apparently.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 06:46 PM (lhr6a)

76 53 But as Jews keep voting donk, we are punching ourselves in the nose.

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 06:46 PM (ONvIw)

77 I have a plan to solve 90% of the world's international problems;

Ban the transfer of any energy product. Oil, gas, coal, (maybe solar panels ans turbines too.)

You dig it up - you use it. Iran, the ME, Russia,... will all have to figure out how to make shit with that oil to export if they want cash. Europe and rich countries can go renewable (they all claim to want that) or nuclear. petro states can either reform of starve.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 08, 2022 06:46 PM (9bgV+)

78 58 I fear for the Middle East, For Israel, and for America because any Nuclear Exchange in the Middle East will NOT stay in the Middle East
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 06:43 PM (Irn0L),

Yup...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 06:47 PM (BgMrQ)

79 So NY Artists love themselves a nice big war now.

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2022 06:47 PM (2JoB8)

80 buy water filtration.

*

This is one area that I'm short on, although I've got some of those nifty filtering straws that will do in a pinch.

Someone posted some really nice looking water filters a month or so ago. Black somethings. Does that ring a bell with anyone?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 06:47 PM (lIk+J)

81 Speaking of dumb things liberals do... a liberal relative's gas stove broke, and instead of getting another gas stove they are insisting on getting electric.

The house is not wired for an electric stove in any way, but they think can just plug it into the wall and it will be fine.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed are they?

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 06:47 PM (7ZtBF)

82 I fear for the Middle East, For Israel, and for America because any Nuclear Exchange in the Middle East will NOT stay in the Middle East
Posted by: Nevergiveup
___

The Lord made a promise to Israel, so it will be okay.

The rest of us, not so much.

Unless you put your faith in Christ.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 06:47 PM (aEubh)

83 Yeah, Biden proving again we can never overestimate his ability to F up. He's not just F'in up with Russia and with energy, he's given Iran the bomb & letting their top terrorists do whatever they want. Amazing amount of f'in up, even for Biden

Posted by: Dave at March 08, 2022 06:47 PM (mXUCw)

84 The New Green Glass Deal

Posted by: x at March 08, 2022 06:47 PM (uQFwj)

85 Please don't start a hashtag war against me, I'll probably shit myself in fear, then bomb Kiev.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 08, 2022 06:47 PM (g+JZp)

86 Iran is going to find out that Biden may let them go on with their shenanigans, but there are folks in the neighborhood that can't and won't let the ayatollahs play with matches around the world's biggest gas station.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 08, 2022 06:48 PM (LaNzR)

87 Warning to any ghey travelers, don't even think to stop a d see Iran.

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2022 06:48 PM (2JoB8)

88 >>I would love to see a nuke in Philadelphia. It would at least stop the rampant voter fraud.

IIRC, you had a Mayor that would absolutely nuke Philadelphia if he had access to a nuke.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 06:48 PM (lhr6a)

89 Levin took the Brown Ukrainian Acid, apparently.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 06:46 PM (lhr6a)

LOL

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 06:48 PM (V13WU)

90 I thought the Russian was just trash talking about how great the deal was for Iran. I underestimated the evil of the Biden regime.

Israel won't stand for it. Europe will be scared shitless by Putin being right next door. And these insane leftists/artists will declare that war is now cool and fuck John Lennon's Imagine.

WWIII now an inch away.

Posted by: pj at March 08, 2022 06:48 PM (G1dq6)

91 But as Jews keep voting donk, we are punching ourselves in the nose.
Posted by: CN
___

Know how you feel.
I want to slap black people all the time, to try to knock some sense into them.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 06:48 PM (aEubh)

92 81 Speaking of dumb things liberals do... a liberal relative's gas stove broke, and instead of getting another gas stove they are insisting on getting electric.

The house is not wired for an electric stove in any way, but they think can just plug it into the wall and it will be fine.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed are they?
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 06:47 PM (7ZtBF)

It won't plug into a regular outlet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 06:48 PM (LKTKP)

93 73 Levin wants war. Go figure. I suspected he was a fraud when he used to say " my buddy Jake Tapper". I called him out on this and was banned from his site years ago.

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 06:49 PM (ONvIw)

94 Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Who bells the cat?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 08, 2022 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

95 Do any of these fking twats know what a no-fly zone is?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 06:49 PM (lCui1)

96 Minimum-wage black or Hispanic janitors then had to do extra work, to sweep-up the Noble Message litter on the floor of the Museum. Why doesn't Joy Reid cry a river about that?

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 06:49 PM (AMIL/)

97 >>On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed are they?

220

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 06:49 PM (lhr6a)

98 Nood. Iran. We're fucked.
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You mean the deal the Russians have been helping Biden with?? https://tinyurl.com/3kmnxkmy

||2. "What's happening in Vienna is a total disaster" one warned. The entire negotiations have been filtered and "essentially run" by Russian diplomat Mikhail Ulyanov.

The concessions and other misguided policies have led three members of the U.S. negotiating team to leave.||

Posted by: chairman xi at March 08, 2022 06:49 PM (UHVv4)

99 John Kerry's head should be dangling from the Rotunda.
Posted by: garrett
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Pike, in front of the WH.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2022 06:49 PM (ELgVT)

100 I'm just trying to figure the end game here.

I don't see it.

Posted by: Golfman at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (hOMhY)

101 On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed are they?

*

Lots of variables there. Nothing money and time can't solve, of course. For me I'd give it a solid six or seven, but I use our stove to cook every day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (lIk+J)

102 the Fox News affiliate in Denver is parroting Pishockey that high priced gas is Putin/Ukraine's fault

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (geLO8)

103 When America was America, we would have called this Iran deal treason. But that America is long dead.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 06:40 PM (XSRBF)

Sigh.
Yeah.
Just the land left, the nation is turning into compost at record speed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (V6f9+)

104 >>>IIRC, you had a Mayor that would absolutely nuke Philadelphia if he had access to a nuke.

Posted by: garrett

Every mayor we've ever had is worse than the last. But the morons keep voting for them, so there's that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (XSRBF)

105 Do any of these fking twats know what a no-fly zone is?
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Nope.

And those that think they do think Russia is like Iraq.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (aEubh)

106 Don't these a**holes realize that the freed-up terrorists have revenge for Salamei's killing (under Trump) as Job ONE?

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (L7jyl)

107 screwed on the stove business

call the electrician and get out the checkbook

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (cknjq)

108 74 Personally, I would love to see a nuke in Philadelphia. It would at least stop the rampant voter fraud.
========> Wyatt Earp

Now do decadence and corruption

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (9bgV+)

109 I will say it again, though I am getting tired of repeating myself.

There will be no "No-Fly" zone over Ukraine. It can't be enforced. Our aircraft would be shot down.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (5p7BC)

110 @100

>>I don't see it.

I think the end game is we're dead a lot sooner than we thought.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (H2lev)

111 #98 See? Even Xi is worried!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (UHVv4)

112 >>On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed are they?

220
*

Oh, nicely done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (lIk+J)

113 Gee, if Iran gets the bomb, Iranian agents might SWAT me, throw me in a prison cell where I'll tortured for over a year with a sham legal process that gets constant continuances, say horrible things about me to my friends and neighbors to get me life-ruined, seize my bank accounts, and drive me to suicide.

Oh wait, my own government already does that.

Yeah, I'm not too worried about Iran and the bomb anymore.

I care as much about Iran bombing Israel as the dancing Israelis cared about 9/11 victims.

Posted by: Well Now at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (qRBOy)

114 100 I'm just trying to figure the end game here.

I don't see it.
Posted by: Golfman at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (hOMhY)

Great Reset?
500 Million max population?
Demonic Influence?
God is pissed at us?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (V6f9+)

115 Re: the Iran (mis)deal: You know what? I don't give a rat's ass. As long as you don't live in one of the terrorists' favorite places to bomb (like NYC, DC, LA -- you know, blue cities), you're safe. The odds of a plane you're flying in being bombed are very slim as well. If some Democrats get blown away by the Iranians, then they're just getting what they deserve. Support terrorist regimes, get terrorist prizes.

By the way, this is exactly the same thing leftists say when red-staters have troubles. In fact, they're gleeful over it.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (1gif2)

116 The Saudis are in a squeeze, aren't they? Wasn't Slow Joe supposed fly over to SA and beg for more oil? What's our bargaining position with Saudi if we give the Iranians carte-blanche for their nuclear weapons program?

Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (6eRlp)

117 >>>Now do decadence and corruption

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Eh, I'm too ugly to get any decadence.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (XSRBF)

118 >>>On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed are they?

220
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 06:49 PM (lhr6a)

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Obligatory: 220, 221. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Corners to the plate at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (eco01)

119 WWIII now an inch away.
Posted by: pj at March 08, 2022 06:48 PM (G1dq6)

Notice the dog that hasn't barked?

The Union of Concerned Scientists and their doomsday clock bullshit...

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (BgMrQ)

120 A no fly zone where we shoot down Russian aircraft is one easy way WWIII starts.

They don't understand that at all, do they?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 06:38 PM (lIk+J)

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No, see, a no fly zone is announced and then everyone just follows the rules and doesn't fly there. Duh

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (oQ5go)

121 You blew it all up, darn you all to heck!

Posted by: Dogbert at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (Z9HSN)

122 He's a 3 + time Traitor and he deserves to hang for his offenses.

Posted by: garrett

True, but it would be more fun to turn him into glue.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (B1Vad)

123 I will say it again, though I am getting tired of repeating myself.

There will be no "No-Fly" zone over Ukraine. It can't be enforced. Our aircraft would be shot down.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (5p7BC)

Just because it will fail and escalate us into a war we are totally unprepared for is no reason not to do it to these idiots who pretend to rule us.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (eoQWY)

124 On other Middle East news, Saudi Arabia and the UAE just said, F Joe Biden. They don't want to see him. Lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (Y45pj)

125 Don't these a**holes realize that the freed-up terrorists have revenge for Salamei's killing (under Trump) as Job ONE?

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (L7jyl)

That might be the regime's solution to 2024

Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (kOpft)

126 2004: What is war good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

2022: What is war good for? ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!

Posted by: The left at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (ESjRY)

127 75 Here and in Israel, Jewish papers say Zelensky's a combination of Judah Maccabee, Winston Churchill, and King David. I'm sure it was easy for him to want a Jewish hero. I wasn't kidding when I said that Tablet ended an article with " Glory to Zelensky, the bravest Jewish in the word "

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (ONvIw)

128 "Eh, I'm too ugly to get any decadence."

If I do decadence any more frequently than once every ten years, I get jaded.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 08, 2022 06:53 PM (qpX6U)

129 Strange... Auto correct changed Israel to "postal", kinda creepy.

Posted by: Max Power at March 08, 2022 06:53 PM (Hucnr)

130 Let's see, gave Afghanistan back to the Taliban, initiated a war in Eastern Europe, and now Nuclearized Iran, plus gave them a free travel voucher. Did I miss any major highlights ?

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 06:53 PM (V13WU)

131 I wonder if Aaron Sorkin anticipated the number of people who empathized with some of Jack Nicholson's lines in A Few Good Men. Zero of these clowns are going to be "manning a post" to implement the no-fly zone they are demanding, or any of the other posts that would need to be filled because of that kind of escalation. It's always, always, always a bill that someone else is supposed to pay. Infuriating.

Posted by: Anotheranon at March 08, 2022 06:53 PM (8Ze5j)

132 Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 06:47 PM (aEubh)

I feel you but it doesn't make it any more comforting.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 08, 2022 06:53 PM (YglAn)

133 You know, they might get lucky. Is their Tesla Supercharger on the other side of the wall from where the stove sits?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 06:53 PM (lIk+J)

134 The Saudis are in a squeeze, aren't they? Wasn't Slow Joe supposed fly over to SA and beg for more oil? What's our bargaining position with Saudi if we give the Iranians carte-blanche for their nuclear weapons program?
Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (6eRlp)

Saudis already turned Biden and his peeps down, hard. They already knew they were alone until a Republican enters office.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:53 PM (eoQWY)

135 No, see, a no fly zone is announced and then everyone just follows the rules and doesn't fly there. Duh
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Like a No Guns Allowed sign on the door of a shop totally stops armed robberies

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 06:53 PM (lCui1)

136 120 No, see, a no fly zone is announced and then everyone just follows the rules and doesn't fly there. Duh

I think some people seriously think that. Like gun-free zones.

Posted by: Dogbert at March 08, 2022 06:53 PM (Z9HSN)

137 Do any of these fking twats know what a no-fly zone is?
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I'll bet Russia does.

Posted by: dartist at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (+ya+t)

138 Ambassador Mikhail Ulyanov, who led negotiations on behalf of Russia, has crowed that "Iran got much more than it could expect. Much more,"

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I read that story earlier this week, and just shuddered. Russia is brokering this deal on behalf of the Persians, so them gloating about this is bad news.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (SKVme)

139 Obligatory: 220, 221. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Corners to the plate

Watched Michael Keaton in The Protege the other day (w/Maggie Q and Sam L Jackson). Best performance he's put on in years, I thought. Better than his shitty Batman movies, at least.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (B1Vad)

140 I have to believe that Putin's crew is in talks with WHOEVERTHEFK is running Biden. For goodness sake I hope they are.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (cknjq)

141 This can't go on for another 3 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

142
It's going to be a "non-kinetic" no-fly zone. Idiots in Washington were actually using that phrase today.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (Mzdiz)

143 ||2. "What's happening in Vienna is a total disaster" one warned. The entire negotiations have been filtered and "essentially run" by Russian diplomat Mikhail Ulyanov.
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Comrade, you know prisyadka?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (pJade)

144 I'm OK with Iran getting the bomb if they nuke DC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

145 So we're giving Iran the nuclear bomb to help Biden overcome the blowback of embracing AOC's Green New Deal.

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Biden finally surpasses DogEater in an accomplishment, taking over the title as the World's Greatest Funder of Terrorism.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (qVRSW)

146 Any bets that the left freaking out about Russia going into Ukraine will be silent about a nuclear Iran invading their neighbors?

Posted by: Bete at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (9Y010)

147 runner

Ending America with a number of bullets fired. The country bled out, but some of the beneficial gut bacteria are being called deplorables.

Supporting Canada, China, and Australia. But not Hong Kong or India.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 08, 2022 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

148 Posted by: Well Now at March 08, 2022 06:51 PM (qRBOy)

You are an ignorant despicable asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 06:55 PM (Irn0L)

149 There will be no "No-Fly" zone over Ukraine. It can't be enforced. Our aircraft would be shot down.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (5p7BC)

Just because it will fail and escalate us into a war we are totally unprepared for is no reason not to do it to these idiots who pretend to rule us.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (eoQWY)

We'll just print more military.

Posted by: DC Braintrust at March 08, 2022 06:55 PM (kOpft)

150 142
It's going to be a "non-kinetic" no-fly zone. Idiots in Washington were actually using that phrase today.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (Mzdiz

I can't even

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (LKTKP)

151 141. What's the alternative

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (ONvIw)

152 I feel you but it doesn't make it any more comforting.
___

*smiles*

If it wasn't for Him and His comfort, I'd feel the same way.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (aEubh)

153 Here and in Israel, Jewish papers say Zelensky's a combination of Judah Maccabee, Winston Churchill, and King David. I'm sure it was easy for him to want a Jewish hero. I wasn't kidding when I said that Tablet ended an article with " Glory to Zelensky, the bravest Jewish in the word "
Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (ONvIw)

I hear they have less of a good opinion of Bar Kochba, who led the revolt that led to the destruction of the temple and the scattering of Jews across Europe. I bet he was brave too, but that only goes so far against the Legions.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (eoQWY)

154 "It's going to be a "non-kinetic" no-fly zone."

Biden himself is somewhat non-kinetic, except when there's ice cream or little girls around.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (qpX6U)

155 Didn't Ukraine just whack one of their own negotiators? Not sure why this post made me think of that.

Posted by: me at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (9p+wn)

156 86 Iran is going to find out that Biden may let them go on with their shenanigans, but there are folks in the neighborhood that can't and won't let the ayatollahs play with matches around the world's biggest gas station.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 08, 2022 06:48 PM (LaNzR)

It would be a real shame if tankers carrying Iranian crude hit mines a few miles past the exit from the Straits of Hormuz, wouldn't it. Mines laid by unknown nation(s) or organizations. Let's see, who in that neck of the woods has some very quiet diesel subs, and probably some very high-tech sea mines?

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (AMIL/)

157 It's going to be a "non-kinetic" no-fly zone. Idiots in Washington were actually using that phrase today.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (Mzdiz)
____________

WTF does that even mean? I never understood what they meant when they used the term "kinetic" in the first place. Is that the alternative to "potential?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

158 144 I'm OK with Iran getting the bomb if they nuke DC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

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And I'm okay with Iranian terrorists traveling the world restriction-free as long as they manage to hitch a ride on both Air Force One and Air Force Two at the same time. #Soon.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 06:57 PM (qVRSW)

159 just sayin', if you examine everything happening through the lens of "they hate us and want us dead" there is nothing puzzling or mysterious anymore.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at March 08, 2022 06:57 PM (c1v4f)

160 I didn't give Iran the bomb, it was the Jews.

Posted by: Simple Joe at March 08, 2022 06:57 PM (oWZwa)

161 Almost every single kinetic action in the Middle East and Africa can be traced back to Iran.

But yeah, let them roam free. Give them nukes.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2022 06:57 PM (Y45pj)

162 Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

I don't think it will. If 2022 happens, and this is most important, the right candidates get in that senile fuck will be impeached along with Kamala.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 08, 2022 06:57 PM (YglAn)

163 I'm coming to the realization that nuclear war will happen in my lifetime. I weep for my children. May God damn these politicians to Hell.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 08, 2022 06:57 PM (oQ5go)

164 12. I've read that even Iranians were surprised at how much they are getting with this deal.

Even the Iranians are amazed at Biden's ability to f' up

Posted by: Dave at March 08, 2022 06:57 PM (mXUCw)

165 Are these reports from the Daily Mail gossip "newspaper"??

Russia is America's ally against Biden.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 08, 2022 06:57 PM (UHVv4)

166 Double tap > Urban artists

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 06:58 PM (GYllL)

167 After the New York City artists threw their paper airplanes, did they all sing "Imagine" together?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 08, 2022 06:58 PM (SVUeu)

168 WTF does that even mean? I never understood what they meant when they used the term "kinetic" in the first place. Is that the alternative to "potential?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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People who have never served in the military trying to sound like military tacticians.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 06:58 PM (aEubh)

169 153 Yep. A false Messiah, like Obama

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 06:58 PM (ONvIw)

170 I'm coming to the realization that nuclear war will happen in my lifetime

*

Two years after the best economy and peace deals left and right.

See also: #159

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 06:58 PM (lIk+J)

171 Wait till they see the price of 8 guage wire.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 08, 2022 06:58 PM (b+v9B)

172 Hahaha...Joe is really going do it.

Thanks Biden voters!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2022 06:58 PM (R/m4+)

173 >>What's the alternative

Either a radical change of course or this country implodes but we can't keep going like this. It's not sustainable.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)

174 144 I'm OK with Iran getting the bomb if they nuke DC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

That's a terrible thing to say

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 06:58 PM (lCui1)

175 "Best performance he's put on in years, I thought. Better than his shitty Batman movies, at least."

But did he top his stupendous turn in "Birdman?"
/sarc

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 08, 2022 06:58 PM (qpX6U)

176 Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (aEubh)

I have little kids, and while yes big supernatural picture, means going to His kingdom and am having a hard time squaring that circle.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 08, 2022 06:59 PM (YglAn)

177 If the GOP gets up the nerve to impeach a Democrat, I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2022 06:59 PM (SKVme)

178 It's going to be a "non-kinetic" no-fly zone. Idiots in Washington were actually using that phrase today.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (Mzdiz)
____________

WTF does that even mean? I never understood what they meant when they used the term "kinetic" in the first place. Is that the alternative to "potential?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

All I can think of is that we won't use bullets or missiles - kinetic weapons - to shoot down offenders. Angst will be used instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:59 PM (eoQWY)

179 With no Senate approval, it is not a treaty (right?) ... and it allegedly is not even an agreement, after Barky pulled off his treasonous sellout with Iran previously.

But with the whole DC oligarch/globalist regime in DC, agreements still have power ... to ? pass billions, allow nuke transfers, who knows. The criminal cabal has a firm grip ... Bill Barr laughs and laughs at our submission to their "legal system".

But the one concession they got ... Iran promises not to nuke Israel till after the midterms.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2022 06:59 PM (Cus5s)

180 Yes, of course. Arm up the country with MANPADS. Give them to every yahoo, who shoots at whatever flys. Then enforce a no fly zone. I'm sure that will end well.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2022 07:00 PM (Y45pj)

181 Deplorable Jay Guevara

We need to get the art work held by the National Gallery of Art, Smithsonian, Phillips Gallery, etc, out of town. And move the Smithsonian to West Virginia. Move the National Bonsai collection to Milford, Kansas.

Then, OK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 08, 2022 07:00 PM (u82oZ)

182 I'm coming to the realization that nuclear war will happen in my lifetime. I weep for my children. May God damn these politicians to Hell.
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He will.
And everyone else who does not repent.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 07:00 PM (aEubh)

183 157 It's going to be a "non-kinetic" no-fly zone. Idiots in Washington were actually using that phrase today.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (Mzdiz)
____________

WTF does that even mean? I never understood what they meant when they used the term "kinetic" in the first place. Is that the alternative to "potential?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

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Drives me crazy, too. A faculty lounge if you can keep it.

/Maybe they'll ban and otherwise give speeding tickets to kinetic orbital strike projectiles launched from orbit about that airspace.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (qVRSW)

184 Dear Iran,

If you bomb The Villages, Florida first, all will be forgiven.

Posted by: Troy at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (XRygQ)

185 I've read that even Iranians were surprised at how much they are getting with this deal.

I'm so old that I remember when the Senate had to ratify treaties between the US and other countries.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (SVUeu)

186 I don't understand the determination to turn Iran into a nuclear power.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (eGTCV)

187 Russia Today editor quits: "We're on the brink of nuclear war..."

https://tinyurl.com/32y82h5d

Posted by: Ju at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (aTmM/)

188 162. The GOP abetted the installation of the junta. They won't take it out

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (ONvIw)

189 *grits teeth*

I. can't. even. any. more.

*rage strokes*

Posted by: JQ at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (dpnJh)

190 A non-kinetic fly zone involves a lot of fist shaking and yelling of "get off my lawn".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (Y45pj)

191 COVID-19 and the vaccines didn't kill enough people so the WEF's next move is Iranian nukes. Putin isn't crazy enough for them.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (N2gf7)

192 Eighty one million votes mother f*ckers!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (lIk+J)

193
Seriously some Very Smart People in Washington were thinking we could do a no-fly zone without you know, having to do anything "kinetic" like flying our own planes, shooting down Rooskie planes, taking out AA and shit like that.

They said we could use "cyber" and "EMP" to take out Russian planes and prevent them from flying.

Which would immediately result in a very kinetic response from Russia, like coming in over the pole, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 07:02 PM (Mzdiz)

194 Idiots only remember lines in the sand with 4th rate dictators

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2022 07:02 PM (2JoB8)

195 An melon Head wonders why the rest of the Middle east have told him to F himself when it comes to Oil production, They are gonna need all that money to buy Weapons

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 08, 2022 07:02 PM (+AQp4)

196 Covid, over. Ukraine, almost over. Iran in the batter's box.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 08, 2022 07:02 PM (QZ/dC)

197 We're going to transition your child, economy and civilization.

Posted by: Progs at March 08, 2022 07:02 PM (LdyD6)

198 I don't understand the determination to turn Iran into a nuclear power.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Two words:

Valerie Jarrett

Posted by: JQ at March 08, 2022 07:02 PM (dpnJh)

199 >>>Tablet ended an article with " Glory to Zelensky, the bravest Jewish in the word "
Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (ONvIw)
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He's young, rich and has a family.
He didn't have to stay there, there was a plane idling on tarmac waiting for him but he chose to stay lead his countrymen.

Cut him some slack.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 07:02 PM (pJade)

200 'm so old that I remember when the Senate had to ratify treaties between the US and other countries.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (SVUeu)

Maybe someone will remember this little bit and force Bidet to bring it back to DC. Where Senate will sink the damn thing.

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 07:02 PM (V13WU)

201 The Middle East: Hey we need a local hegemon and peace treaty to offset Iran.

Normals: Iran bad, no bomb, let's support Israel friendly regimes.

Everyone else: Let's give Iran the bomb.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 08, 2022 07:03 PM (ZZK0E)

202 188 162. The GOP abetted the installation of the junta. They won't take it out
Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (ONvIw)

Have you sent your check today? Help fight the Biden agenda!

Posted by: Useless GOPe at March 08, 2022 07:03 PM (/6GbT)

203 "non kinetic"

- Diplomacy? (ha hahahahahahah)
- Threat of sanctions (already too late.)
- Strongly worded letter
- World disdain
- Star Trek Force field?
- Remove all air from above country so planes can't stay up?
- Thermal? Giant heat rays?
- Lasers! that's it, they must mean lasers.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 08, 2022 07:03 PM (9bgV+)

204 186 Sure you do, Kalorama is demonic

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 07:03 PM (ONvIw)

205 I feel bad for the poor stupid bastards of the International Brigade. Goodness knows anyone unfortunate enough to be captured by the Russians who DOESN'T speak Ukrainian is going to have a very dark time of it indeed.

Posted by: trev006 at March 08, 2022 07:04 PM (/rXee)

206 186 I don't understand the determination to turn Iran into a nuclear power.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:01 PM (eGTCV)

It makes sense when you factor in the hate JEWS and Israel.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 08, 2022 07:04 PM (+AQp4)

207
Thermonuclear explosions are very kinetic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 07:04 PM (Mzdiz)

208 Posted by: Useless GOPe at March 08, 2022 07:03 PM (/6GbT)

"Dear Patriot....."

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 08, 2022 07:04 PM (YglAn)

209 I have little kids, and while yes big supernatural picture, means going to His kingdom and am having a hard time squaring that circle.
___

I have two granddaughters. Eight and six.

The thought of them not growing up to adulthood, not getting married, having kids of their own, is excruciating to think about.
But then I remember the Lord's promises, and it helps put things into perspective.
It's not just supernatural.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 07:05 PM (aEubh)

210 Just saw this pop up on my browser's homepage:

"Ten charming Michigan destinations for a family getaway"

In order:

Lansing, Sault St. Marie, Saginaw, Frankenmuth, Holland, Livonia, Novi, Ypsilanti, Royal Oak

LOL

Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2022 07:05 PM (6eRlp)

211 Same braintrust that is negotiating the Iran deal is reading Putin's mind....

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 07:05 PM (V13WU)

212 Which would immediately result in a very kinetic response from Russia, like coming in over the pole, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)

They never seem to realize that Putin is not just gonna sit and take their swipes at him without retaliating. Who do they think he is, the GOP?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 07:05 PM (lCui1)

213 186 I don't understand the determination to turn Iran into a nuclear power.
Posted by: N.L. Urker,
---------------

If the Saudi's would only grift them mo'money.

Valerie is Iranian

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 07:05 PM (pJade)

214 What the fuck side is this guy on?

Posted by: Haley Reinhardt Reaction Video Cottage Industry at March 08, 2022 07:06 PM (BOJAx)

215 Hashtags are non kinetic.

Posted by: davidt at March 08, 2022 07:06 PM (ApVam)

216 "I never understood what they meant when they used the term "kinetic" in the first place. Is that the alternative to "potential?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I assume it is just the layman term for "bullets flying", not bullets in the gun. (or missiles flying ... act of hot war, as opposed to stationary defensive mode).

"Going hot" is clearer, without trying to be "sciencey".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2022 07:06 PM (Cus5s)

217 If I were the Saudis I would turn the oil down in a jolt to tie a knot in Joe Biden's Iranian loving tail.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 08, 2022 07:06 PM (LaNzR)

218 What the fuck side is this guy on?
___

Stan's.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 07:07 PM (aEubh)

219 - Cyber - we attack all their support systems
- Psychological - we pipe Justin Beaver over their comm channels
- Shame - we call "first plane to fly over Ukraine is gay"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 08, 2022 07:07 PM (9bgV+)

220 142
It's going to be a "non-kinetic" no-fly zone. Idiots in Washington were actually using that phrase today.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 06:54 PM (Mzdiz

Enemies, foreign and Do Mes Tic

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 07:07 PM (LKTKP)

221 Valerie is Iranian
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 07:05 PM (pJade)

Sigh, no she isn't. She is an asshole for sure, but not iranian

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 07:07 PM (Irn0L)

222 The non-kinetic fly zone is next to the tossed salad bar.

Posted by: Von Taylor at March 08, 2022 07:07 PM (oWZwa)

223 Jarrett was born in Iran. She is not Iranian.

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:08 PM (geLO8)

224 *Steeples fingers*

OK, Iran got everything and more. But will it help the millions of average Iranians? Who were not born under the Shaw's rule?

I see some serious social upheaval, more than usual for sure, if the Iranian leaders go on Jihad.

You can bet there are Op Plans out there, and a colour revolution can hit Iran too.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 08, 2022 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

225
207
Thermonuclear explosions are very kinetic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 07:04 PM (Mzdiz

Not kinetic if your just crispified in a nanosecond.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 07:08 PM (LKTKP)

226 All I can think of is that we won't use bullets or missiles - kinetic weapons - to shoot down offenders. Angst will be used instead.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:59 PM (eoQWY)
__________________

They'll misgender them. That'll teach 'em.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

227 Sigh, no she isn't. She is an asshole for sure, but not iranian
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 07:07 PM (Irn0L)
------------

I should have said born in Iran, raised in Iran?,
Iranian in heart.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (pJade)

228 So this is what happens when covid dies. We give Iran the bomb.

Posted by: megthered at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (TRsea)

229 illiniwek

Weapons Free is a term of art.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

230 149 There will be no "No-Fly" zone over Ukraine. It can't be enforced. Our aircraft would be shot down.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 06:50 PM (5p7BC)

Just because it will fail and escalate us into a war we are totally unprepared for is no reason not to do it to these idiots who pretend to rule us.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (eoQWY)

We'll just print more military.
Posted by: DC Braintrust at March 08, 2022 06:55 PM (kOpft)

I can picture Jake Sullivan and Ron Klain convincing Brandon that he can get a no-risk humanitarian public relations win by announcing a no-fly zone over a big slice of western Ukraine, including Lviv. To protect women and children fleeing the combat zones from Putin's air-pirates.

Things in the air rapidly go sideways from there, unexpectedly! Psaki-puck will say, "We never envisioned Putin would challenge our Air Force while it performed humanitarian protective operations. The bodies of the crews from the five USAF aircraft have not yet been recovered, and we hold Putin accountable for returning the bodies to us. I am not at liberty to say when and how we will retaliate, but we will."

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (AMIL/)

231 199. No. I won't. And neither of us know why he didn't bolt. Apparently Biden had every reason to think he would, or he wouldn't have sent transport before the invasion. Whatever Biden's people had cooked up, Zelensky was on board, til he wasn't.

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (ONvIw)

232 The GOP, all of them, are complicit in every bad thing that is happening to our country right now. Fuck them all.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (GYllL)

233 And Trump was the problem.

Posted by: Haley Reinhardt Reaction Video Cottage Industry at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (BOJAx)

234 "Ten charming Michigan destinations for a family getaway"

In order:

Lansing, Sault St. Marie, Saginaw, Frankenmuth, Holland, Livonia, Novi, Ypsilanti, Royal Oak

LOL
Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2022 07:05 PM (6eRlp)

... Sault St Marie??

Is your tourism board broken??

Posted by: trev006 at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (/rXee)

235 I should have said born in Iran, raised in Iran?,
Iranian in heart.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (pJade)

Till she was 5.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (Irn0L)

236 - Cyber - we attack all their support systems
- Psychological - we pipe Justin Beaver over their comm channels
- Shame - we call "first plane to fly over Ukraine is gay"
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 08, 2022 07:07 PM (9bgV+)
_______________

Or we get REALLY serious, and pipe in Yoko Ono. War crime?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

237 I can't believe what's become of U.S. These assholes in DC are going to get a lot of us killed.

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:10 PM (geLO8)

238 Nevergiveup

Good evening, Sir. Are we ready for a lot of wounded troops in Europe if we screw up?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 08, 2022 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

239 You know it will be great that the epitaph on our civilization, after Biden starts WWIII will be "They died because their President needed to change the topic"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 07:10 PM (ESjRY)

240 > The Lord made a promise to Israel, so it will be okay.

Yep: "Then those in Judea must flee to the hills. A person out on the deck of a roof must not go down into the house to pack. A person out in the field must not return even to get a coat. How terrible it will be for pregnant women and for nursing mothers in those days. And pray that your flight will not be in winter. For there will be greater anguish in those days than at any time since God created the world. And it will never be so great again. In fact, unless the Lord shortens that time of calamity, not a single person will survive. But for the sake of his chosen ones he has shortened those days."

I mean, it's not a very encouraging promise, short run. But it is a promise.

Posted by: me at March 08, 2022 07:10 PM (9p+wn)

241 And WTF is going on in Congress? Do these people have any qualms about what is going on in this country as engineered by AOC and her mini me Biden?

Posted by: pj at March 08, 2022 07:10 PM (G1dq6)

242 Jarrett was born in Iran. She is not Iranian.
Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:08 PM (geLO

She's a Communist.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2022 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

243 209. I have 2 grandsons the same age. I know the pain

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 07:11 PM (ONvIw)

244 I should have said born in Iran, raised in Iran?,
Iranian in heart.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (pJade)
______________

Born in Babylonia, moved to Arizona ... just like King Tut.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

245
No misgendering in the mineshafts! Wear your masks and social distance.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 07:11 PM (Mzdiz)

246 After the US becomes Green And Clean in 2035, it would only take a couple of nukes for an EMP strike that could shut down the East Coast.

Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2022 07:11 PM (6eRlp)

247 Good evening, Sir. Are we ready for a lot of wounded troops in Europe if we screw up?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 08, 2022 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

Screw up what? There is so much we could screw up LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 07:11 PM (Irn0L)

248
Bring on the nuclear extinction.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 07:11 PM (II3Gr)

249 If we use Yoko in war, we've all lost.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 07:12 PM (LKTKP)

250 Whelp... it'll be a target rich environment during the decline.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2022 07:12 PM (BFigT)

251 232

Yes. They are and weaklings like Pence are the most complicit of all.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 08, 2022 07:12 PM (roH4R)

252 Valarie isn't Iranian. She's Fartclam.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 08, 2022 07:12 PM (QYPq3)

253 237 I can't believe what's become of U.S. These assholes in DC are going to get a lot of us killed.

I think this is more of a feature than a bug in their policy.

Posted by: Haley Reinhardt Reaction Video Cottage Industry at March 08, 2022 07:12 PM (BOJAx)

254 Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (eGTCV)

255 >>She's a Communist.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

oh no doubt
in fact, I think we should stop calling the left liberals or progressives or Democrats-

they are communists

a spade is a spade
2+2=4

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (geLO8)

256 This was announced on March 4 in his Telegram channel by the deputy of the Verkhovna Rada from the EU faction Oleksiy Goncharenko.

Shabbat shalom! Not only because Shabbat has begun now, friends, but because the first veterans of the Israeli special forces have already arrived in Ukraine. But these are some of the best, of the best

Oleksiy Goncharenko
Goncharenko noted that these soldiers will help Ukraine fight against the darkness because now in our country people of different faiths are fighting together against Russia.

In Ukraine, there is a war in which Christians, Jews, Muslims and other believers are fighting against the orcs. Unity as it is!

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (pJade)

257 254 Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (eGTCV)

eee-RON

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (II3Gr)

258 I never thought I'd look back even a bit fondly at the Obongo era, but here I am. At least the prospect of nuclear war seemed off the table then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

259 Jarrett plays for the other team.
Lots of them do

Posted by: torabora at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (76KdS)

260 >>Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?

Posted by: N.L. Urker

ee RON

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (geLO8)

261 I don't give a flying fuck is Valerie Jarrett is Iranian or not. She's evil and she looks like a fucking monkey.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (Sa6AO)

262 Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?

*

Shut up, that's how.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (lIk+J)

263 >>>Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (eGTCV)

Bro.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (QYPq3)

264 254 Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (eGTCV

Flock of Seaguls or I, Ron Swanson?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (LKTKP)

265 232 The GOP, all of them, are complicit in every bad thing that is happening to our country right now. Fuck them all.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 07:09 PM (GYllL)

Boeing and Raytheon says the GOP to tell Pfizer and Moderna "hi."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (nMx88)

266 Nuclear disaster defined my childhood in the early 60s. Give us some, you get some back. I don't think anyone wants that. Not gonna happen imho.

Posted by: dartist at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (+ya+t)

267 "how do the elite pronounce Iran?"

Raymond Luxury Yacht

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (vrz2I)

268 Have the Russians surrendered yet ?

Posted by: The Poobah of this town at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (9X60i)

269 256. Delusional

Posted by: CN at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (ONvIw)

270 Good evening, Sir. Are we ready for a lot of wounded troops in Europe if we screw up?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 08, 2022 07:10 PM (u82oZ)
____________

IF we screw up??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

271 "For just as we share abundantly in the sufferings of Christ, so also our comfort abounds through Christ. If we are distressed, it is for your comfort and salvation; if we are comforted, it is for your comfort, which produces in you patient endurance of the same sufferings we suffer."
2 Corinthians 1:5-6

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (Y45pj)

272 Now I understand the feelings of the English clerics of The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle when they had to spend two decades listing the follies of Aethalred Unraed.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (W+kMI)

273 ee RON
Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (geLO

That's what I expected.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:15 PM (eGTCV)

274
In some deleted final scenes from Dr. Strangelove, there was a giant pie fight in the War Room. They were throwing pies at each other while the nukes flew.

Kubrick cut that because of the Kennedy assassination.The Russian ambassador threw the first pie at Pres. Merkin Muffley, prompting Gen. Turgidson to shout "Our young president has been struck down in his prime! Massive retaliatory strike!"

He also decided it was too "farcical". Me, I think it's just right, because I can see Washington in a giant pie fight/food fight all screaming at each other while the nukes detonate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 07:15 PM (Mzdiz)

275 If Iran's terrorists take vaca in foreign lands you know damned well who will cut their trip short.

Posted by: torabora at March 08, 2022 07:15 PM (76KdS)

276 267 "how do the elite pronounce Iran?"

Raymond Luxury Yacht
Posted by: fd at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (vrz2I)

Throatwarbler mangrove

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 07:15 PM (II3Gr)

277 266 Nuclear disaster defined my childhood in the early 60s. Give us some, you get some back. I don't think anyone wants that. Not gonna happen imho.
Posted by: dartist at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (+ya+t)

The leadership in the Sixties was not as batshit crazy and openly corrupt.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 07:15 PM (nMx88)

278 In this ad for Bird Dogs shorts, Tim Dillon pretty well captures the tone of Zelensky's press coverage:

https://youtu.be/-ZVnE2Zv7X8?t=3020

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2022 07:15 PM (SKVme)

279 It's spelled Iran but it's pronounced throat warbling mangrove.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 08, 2022 07:15 PM (Sa6AO)

280 Bring on the nuclear extinction.

Posted by:�Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.�at March 08, 2022 07:11 PM (II3Gr)

Run towards the light.

It's either Jesus or the other thing.

Posted by: I Mean at March 08, 2022 07:16 PM (JkBOu)

281 How 'bout some happy music?

youtu.be/s8hEtI9AI0U

Posted by: JQ at March 08, 2022 07:16 PM (dpnJh)

282 That's what I expected.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:15 PM (eGTCV)

They ARE educated after all

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 08, 2022 07:16 PM (/6GbT)

283 I don't know the date on this one, but I think it's recent.

Joe Biden, speaking of two black men and a vaguely middle eastern man said, "The three congressmen you have here, two of them look they really could and did play ball, and the other one looks like he can bomb you."

If Trump had said this, it would be played more than the "they let you grab them by the pussy" and "good people on both sides" combined X 10.

https://bit.ly/3hSUMEy

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 07:16 PM (8/9Tc)

284 Remember the pallet of cash?

There must be a whole bunch of money waiting to be washed through Iran.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 07:17 PM (lIk+J)

285 Never bring a paper airplane to a thermonuclear fight.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:17 PM (6FeV1)

286
Duck and Cover!

https://tinyurl.com/cubnq6q

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 07:17 PM (Mzdiz)

287 #15

WWIII has already started. It's got a slow fuse.

Posted by: torabora at March 08, 2022 07:17 PM (76KdS)

288 I don't understand the determination to turn Iran into a nuclear power.

Posted by: N.L. Urker

We must create a balance of power between the Muslims and the Israelis.

It's only "fair".

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 07:17 PM (B1Vad)

289 "non kinetic"

- Diplomacy? (ha hahahahahahah)
- Threat of sanctions (already too late.)
- Strongly worded letter
- World disdain
- Star Trek Force field?
- Remove all air from above country so planes can't stay up?
- Thermal? Giant heat rays?
- Lasers! that's it, they must mean lasers.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 08, 2022 07:03 PM

Sitting on their asses and doing nothing while talking tough.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2022 07:17 PM (RkC6l)

290 284 Remember the pallet of cash?

There must be a whole bunch of money waiting to be washed through Iran.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 07:17 PM (lIk+J)

Please. That cash is currently serving as Xi Jinping's footstool.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:17 PM (6FeV1)

291 Nuclear disaster defined my childhood in the early 60s. Give us some, you get some back. I don't think anyone wants that. Not gonna happen imho.
Posted by: dartist at March 08, 2022 07:14 PM (+ya+t)
____________

MAD worked then, because we'd know who nuked us.

Now we very well might not know. Some non-state actor - or a cheap shot from, e.g., Iran - might engage in nuclear guerrilla warfare, where we're not sure who exactly did it, and can't just go around nuking places at random. It encourages enemies to think that they might be able to nuke us and get away with it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

292 90 billion buys a lot of uranium for the centrifuges.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 07:17 PM (LKTKP)

293 275
Mossad?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 08, 2022 07:18 PM (roH4R)

294 Well, Dem money-laundering operations in Ukraine are experiencing technical difficulties.

Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2022 07:18 PM (6eRlp)

295 284 Remember the pallet of cash?

There must be a whole bunch of money waiting to be washed through Iran.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 07:17 PM (lIk+J)

Ten percent will be skimmed before it is transported.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 07:18 PM (nMx88)

296 >>I don't know the date on this one, but I think it's recent.

A couple hours ago so yea, recent.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

297 "Jarrett was born in Iran. She is not Iranian."

Strzok is another deep insider tried to Iran ... his dad worked their, forget who else has Iran connections. The cabal is deep and wide.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2022 07:19 PM (Cus5s)

298 Can baseball play 80 road games a year with oil 150$? I don't think so.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 08, 2022 07:19 PM (b+v9B)

299 228 So this is what happens when covid dies. We give Iran the bomb.
=====
Maybe the Iranians will do us a big favor and nuke D.C. first.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 08, 2022 07:19 PM (W+kMI)

300 #288
It's more than that. Shites look to conquer Sunnis.
Look to Saudi Arabia to get nukes too.

Posted by: torabora at March 08, 2022 07:19 PM (76KdS)

301 260 >>Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?

Posted by: N.L. Urker

ee RON
Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (geLO

You fucked up, ee-ee-ron!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:19 PM (6FeV1)

302 Speaking of Ron Swanson, don't read that guy's book. It's all pretend. He grew up right, and then decided he hated everything he portrays in Parks and Recreation to make millions of dollars off of people who relate to the character. The druggie will tell you all about it, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 07:20 PM (lIk+J)

303 Biden thinks that inking a deal with Iran will help him and Democrats in general in the polls. That is the only explanation that isn't rooted in pure evil.

Other explanations that are rooted in pure evil include "Biden is a 21st century Hitler who wants another Holocaust, starting with the nuclear destruction of Israel."

Change my mind.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at March 08, 2022 07:20 PM (asG9z)

304 Non-Kinetic?
1. Sow the fields with corn
2. Geese like corn and will flock in.
3. Jet engines + flocks of geese.
.....non-kinetic profit!

Posted by: Bosk at March 08, 2022 07:20 PM (x6uUk)

305 254 Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (eGTCV)

The home of true Islam, Shiite Islam.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 07:20 PM (AMIL/)

306 Look to Saudi Arabia to get nukes too.
Posted by: torabora at March 08, 2022 07:19 PM (76KdS)

There is nothing stopping them from buying a few from Pakistan, if they haven't already.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2022 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

307 I can see the look on Obama's face as he says eeeeRON.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:20 PM (eGTCV)

308 Iran in farsi is "Eran". "air-rahn", more or less.

Falsely hypercorrecting English "Aye-ran" to "Eee-ron" is just typical dunning-krueger jackassery.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:21 PM (6FeV1)

309 don't understand the determination to turn Iran into a nuclear power.

*

A half dozen politicians will make ten million dollars, and their children will get a consulting gig for a year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 08, 2022 07:21 PM (lIk+J)

310 If Trump had said this, it would be played more than the "they let you grab them by the pussy" and "good people on both sides" combined X 10.

https://bit.ly/3hSUMEy
Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 07:16 PM (8/9Tc)

Anyone older than 30 knows Biden has always been a racist asshole. Now he's got old man's filter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 07:22 PM (LKTKP)

311 Come on. The Russians love the Jews. They'll see to it Iran only uses them for self-defence from all the enemies that have surrounded her since Carter. Poking the camel for 43 years has its consequences.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 08, 2022 07:22 PM (UHVv4)

312 Upon hearing that the worlds biggest Jew haters were just given a big win by Biden, Jewish support for Biden will plummet from 87.65% to 87.62%z

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 07:22 PM (Yj+VR)

313
There is nothing stopping them from buying a few from Pakistan, if they haven't already.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2022 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

It's only fair.

The Saudis paid for them.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 07:23 PM (nMx88)

314 270 Good evening, Sir. Are we ready for a lot of wounded troops in Europe if we screw up?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 08, 2022 07:10 PM (u82oZ)
____________

IF we screw up??
========
It's not IF the LGB junta screws up, it's more of when and where they screw up, and how it gets screwed up.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 08, 2022 07:23 PM (W+kMI)

315 WTF does that even mean? I never understood what they meant when they used the term "kinetic" in the first place. Is that the alternative to "potential?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

kinetic just means movement. In this instance it means we will declare it a no fly zone but won't do anything if it is violated. "Don't call my bluff."

Posted by: Javems at March 08, 2022 07:23 PM (AmoqO)

316 Duck and Cover!

https://tinyurl.com/cubnq6q
-----
BLAST from the past. Thanks.

Posted by: dartist at March 08, 2022 07:23 PM (+ya+t)

317 Biden thinks that inking a deal with Iran will help him and Democrats in general in the polls. That is the only explanation that isn't rooted in pure evil.
_______________

How'd that work out for Neville Chamberlain?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

318 >>>Iran in farsi is "Eran". "air-rahn", more or less.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:21 PM (6FeV1)

Oooh, so it is Eh-Eh-rahn. Good thing we didn't ask Jah-Quel-lyn.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 08, 2022 07:24 PM (QYPq3)

319
Slow motion high speed nuclear explosion footage:

https://tinyurl.com/os9a9u8

See the infant fireball starting. Note the weird shapes and the "rope tricks".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 07:24 PM (Mzdiz)

320 Hashtags are non kinetic.
Posted by: davidt
--------

But, but, the Tweet is mightier than... oh, never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2022 07:24 PM (9Fwwf)

321 >>kinetic just means movement. In this instance it means we will declare it a no fly zone but won't do anything if it is violated. "Don't call my bluff."

Talk to me, Goose...

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:24 PM (geLO8)

322 Robert Malley and Fauci better hope a civil war doesn't break out.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 07:24 PM (rmJzs)

323 Russia is negotiating on "our side" with Iran.

So that's awesome.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 07:25 PM (9otr5)

324 Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?

Posted by: N.L. Urker

I believe this is the correct pronounciation:

https://youtu.be/BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

Although I am partial to Space Age Love Song:

https://youtu.be/Mt9FG9YjBMM (contains maximum dose of Jennifer Connelly)

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 07:25 PM (B1Vad)

325 303 Biden thinks that inking a deal with Iran will help him and Democrats in general in the polls.

------

It will be easier to stuff ballots while people shelter in place.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 07:25 PM (nMx88)

326 Whoever chronicles the present dumpster fire(s) in the future is going to have a field day. Assuming history hasn't been abrogated into The Party's Eternal Present.

Posted by: Menpehtyre at March 08, 2022 07:25 PM (BEDeZ)

327 298 Can baseball play 80 road games a year with oil 150$? I don't think so.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 08, 2022 07:19 PM (b+v9B)

They can do it after all baseball stadiums raise the price of a 12-ounce styrofoam cup of warm beer to $45.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 07:25 PM (AMIL/)

328 San Francisco Goes Beyond State's Density Law to Install More Multiple Units in Single Family Home Neighborhoods

I love this. Soon to be rat and cockroach infested projects being built right in the middle of elite neighborhoods. Eat the shit SanFran then fucking die you worthless cocksuckers.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 07:26 PM (GYllL)

329 241 And WTF is going on in Congress? Do these people have any qualms about what is going on in this country as engineered by AOC and her mini me Biden?
Posted by: pj at March 08, 2022 07:10 PM (G1dq6)

Who is first on "the list":

Republicans
or
Democrats

Do you go after the people who made it happen, or the people who stood around with their thumbs up their ass and watched?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 07:26 PM (BgMrQ)

330 There are people in Iran who prefer to pronounce it Persia.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:26 PM (eGTCV)

331 I don't think Biden is doing any of this. It's the cabal behind him.

They don't care if he shits himself on stage. They don't care if he is mocked. As long as our anger is directed at the puppet and not the master.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 07:26 PM (LKTKP)

332 330 There are people in Iran who prefer to pronounce it Persia.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:26 PM (eGTCV)

What a farce.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:27 PM (6FeV1)

333 Strzok is another deep insider tried to Iran ... his dad worked their, forget who else has Iran connections. The cabal is deep and wide.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2022 07:19 PM (Cus5s)

Lisa Page's mother is Iranian.

So there you go.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 07:27 PM (9otr5)

334 See the infant fireball starting. Note the weird shapes and the "rope tricks".
Posted by: publius
---------

Beautiful.

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at March 08, 2022 07:27 PM (9Fwwf)

335 Lisa Page's mother is Iranian.

So there you go.
Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 07:27 PM (9otr5)

So Strzok really was deeeeep into Iran...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:28 PM (6FeV1)

336 - Kill them with ennui

Posted by: Neville at March 08, 2022 07:28 PM (9bgV+)

337 San Francisco Goes Beyond State's Density Law to Install More Multiple Units in Single Family Home Neighborhoods

I love this. Soon to be rat and cockroach infested projects being built right in the middle of elite neighborhoods. Eat the shit SanFran then fucking die you worthless cocksuckers.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 07:26 PM (GYllL)
_________________

Put the predators in with the prey. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

338 Have the Russians surrendered yet ?

They will after they read the Daily Mail.

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 07:29 PM (V13WU)

339 Biden appears to get lost leaving the stage, then tries to cover it up by a bunch of pointing and gesturing.

https://bit.ly/3vQKkpu

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 07:29 PM (8/9Tc)

340 I think we are getting overly concerned here.

SA and Israel are right now planning out how everything in Iran is going to go dark - for a long time.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 08, 2022 07:29 PM (LyTO1)

341 - We put Russia and Ukraine in the back of a 60s Buick Roadmaster (they are bigger than they look,) and threaten them with "don't make me turn this car around."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 08, 2022 07:29 PM (9bgV+)

342 Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?

Posted by: N.L. Urker

Bombay is Bombay. Peking is Peking. Paris is Paris. Iran is Iran.

Posted by: Javems at March 08, 2022 07:29 PM (AmoqO)

343 Lisa Page's mother is Iranian.
___________

Judging by her dentition, I thought her mother was a camel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

344 browndog, embrace the power of "both"

Posted by: Ben Had at March 08, 2022 07:29 PM (j9WVp)

345 335 Lisa Page's mother is Iranian.

So there you go.
Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 07:27 PM (9otr5)

So Strzok really was deeeeep into Iran...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:28 PM (6FeV1)

He spoke in Farsi to her fartclam. She was powerless to resist him.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 07:30 PM (AMIL/)

346 I remember back when this sort of headline would have been burning skull worthy.

Now? If we're not eating Auntie Mable huddled in a cave keeping warm huddled around a burning mattress, we'll save that sucker for something serious, right?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 08, 2022 07:30 PM (wAnMi)

347 Leftist freaks are good about doing useless gestures.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 08, 2022 07:30 PM (6lMp2)

348 Multiple members of Congress traded Energy Stocks right before Russia invaded

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 08, 2022 07:30 PM (+AQp4)

349 Biden appears to get lost leaving the stage, then tries to cover it up by a bunch of pointing and gesturing.

==

OK, you are not making this whole nukelar thing any easier.

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 07:30 PM (V13WU)

350 There won't be anyone at the games. Citi Field on a map is easy to get to. IRL, it is surrounded by traffic jams. I wonder if MLB is stalling in hopes of getting some kind of cost certainty

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 08, 2022 07:30 PM (b+v9B)

351 >>kinetic just means movement. In this instance it means we will declare it a no fly zone but won't do anything if it is violated. "Don't call my bluff."

Ultimately, all laws must be backed by violence.
Talk to Eric Garner

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 08, 2022 07:30 PM (9bgV+)

352 IF there is a US-Iran deal, then there will be some taxpayer funding involved. That requires at least one Congressional enabling bill that must pass the House and Senate for the "deal" to take effect And passing a bill requires each representative and senator to put (insert preferred pronoun) vote on the record. I'd like to see Nancy "deem" her way out of that one.

Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2022 07:30 PM (6eRlp)

353 OOOO, and here's Lindsay Graham talking all tough. Fuck you, Lindsay. You talk like a fag and...well, because he is a fag. His whore mouth is writing a check that guys like my sons will have to cash.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 08, 2022 07:31 PM (UajAf)

354 >>>They can do it after all baseball stadiums raise the price of a 12-ounce styrofoam cup of warm beer to $45.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 07:25 PM (AMIL/)

Almost as expensive as fuel.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 08, 2022 07:31 PM (QYPq3)

355 344 browndog, embrace the power of "both"
Posted by: Ben Had at March 08, 2022 07:29 PM (j9WVp)

The has to be a clear division of duties.

I wouldn't want to miss anyone...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 07:31 PM (BgMrQ)

356
More test footage, this time of the effect on vehicles. This is small, tactical artillery fired nuke, BTW:

https://tinyurl.com/ybro2b56

You see how the paint just burns off before the blast wave even gets there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 07:32 PM (Mzdiz)

357 Lisa Page's mother is Iranian.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 07:27 PM (9otr5)

So Strzok really was deeeeep into Iran...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:28 PM (6FeV1)

He spoke in Farsi to her fartclam. She was powerless to resist him.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 07:30 PM (AMIL/)

This place.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 07:32 PM (SH2Zi)

358 I've bought iodine tablets.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2022 07:32 PM (ybIRR)

359 When Biden has the nuclear football, it's ALWAYS two-hand touch, baby.

Awwwwwwww, yeah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:32 PM (6FeV1)

360 John Kirby
@PentagonPresSec
1h
The prospect of fighter jets "at the disposal of the Government of the United States of America" departing from a U.S./NATO base in Germany to fly into airspace that is contested with Russia over Ukraine raises serious concerns for the entire NATO alliance.

Oh.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 07:32 PM (9otr5)

361 Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (eGTCV)

EEEEEEE-RDRDDRDDDONN

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 07:32 PM (dscaa)

362 I rode the bus with a friend who argued against nuking Iran in '79. I wanted glass as far as the eye could see. I was 10.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 08, 2022 07:33 PM (b+v9B)

363 Just in case I wasn't clear, Lindsay can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 08, 2022 07:33 PM (UajAf)

364 348 Multiple members of Congress traded Energy Stocks right before Russia invaded
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 08, 2022 07:30 PM (+AQp4)

Not to be a dick, but link?

It is apparent something precipitated the invasion. The intelligence services usually lie and/or are wrong. They called this one correctly, so either they or a proxy likely sparked it and gave Congress notice ahead of time. Why not make a few bucks?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 07:33 PM (nMx88)

365 John Kirby
@PentagonPresSec
1h
It is simply not clear to us that there is a substantive rationale for it. We will continue to consult with Poland and our other NATO allies about this issue and the difficult logistical challenges it presents, but we do not believe Poland's proposal is a tenable one.

Also, oh.

In case you are wondering who has the hand here.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 07:33 PM (9otr5)

366 they are communists
**

woke commies

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 07:33 PM (lCui1)

367 The prospect of fighter jets "at the disposal of the Government of the United States of America" departing from a U.S./NATO base in Germany to fly into airspace that is contested with Russia over Ukraine raises serious concerns for the entire NATO alliance.

==

Don't worry about it , I got this. I sent Putin a dead fish.

--Joe Brandon

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU)

368 @333

>>Lisa Page's mother is Iranian. So there you go.

Someone needs to spin up a James Burke Connections television series that untangles this web of shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2022 07:34 PM (1G4SW)

369 G'rump is right, she is a Communist

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2022 07:34 PM (2JoB8)

370 358 I've bought iodine tablets.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2022 07:32 PM (ybIRR)

Luckily I've spent my entire life building up a resistance to iodine tablets.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:34 PM (6FeV1)

371 I rode the bus with a friend who argued against nuking Iran in '79. I wanted glass as far as the eye could see. I was 10.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 08, 2022 07:33 PM (b+v9B)

If you're a chick then you ARE a 10

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 07:34 PM (dscaa)

372 Leftist freaks are good about doing useless gestures.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 08, 2022 07:30 PM (6lMp2)

To be fair, so are GOP fartclams.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 07:34 PM (SH2Zi)

373 ust out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?

Posted by: N.L. Urker

ee RON

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:13 PM (geLO

Iran number von! Russia number von! USA, Canada, hack phooey!!

Posted by: Iron Sheik at March 08, 2022 07:35 PM (7bRMQ)

374 How do you say shitshow in Russian ?

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 07:35 PM (V13WU)

375 360 John Kirby
@PentagonPresSec
1h
The prospect of fighter jets "at the disposal of the Government of the United States of America" departing from a U.S./NATO base in Germany to fly into airspace that is contested with Russia over Ukraine raises serious concerns for the entire NATO alliance.

Oh.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 07:32 PM (9otr5)

The top American foreign relations expert EVAH is out-foxed by the Poles. Top. Men.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 07:35 PM (AMIL/)

376 81 Speaking of dumb things liberals do... a liberal relative's gas stove broke, and instead of getting another gas stove they are insisting on getting electric.

The house is not wired for an electric stove in any way, but they think can just plug it into the wall and it will be fine.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed are they?

Posted by: LizLem
===================
Believe that they will have to have a 220 line in directly from the breaker box with its own breaker by code. So, any savings on the gas will be spent on the electrician's fees.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 07:35 PM (Iq9dF)

377 Flaming paper airplanes would have been better.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2022 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

378 Lindsay says that if Russia takes Ukraine, Moldova is next. Let me check...nope, don't give a fuck about that either.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 08, 2022 07:35 PM (UajAf)

379 360 John Kirby
@PentagonPresSec

**

Adults finally speaking up?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 07:36 PM (lCui1)

380 Biden ran because of Charlottesville. No wait he ran because of Healthcare for Trannies. No wait he ran because Martin Luther King once told him to.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 07:36 PM (dscaa)

381
Not to be a dick, but link?

It is apparent something precipitated the invasion. The intelligence services usually lie and/or are wrong. They called this one correctly, so either they or a proxy likely sparked it and gave Congress notice ahead of time. Why not make a few bucks?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 07:33 PM (nMx8

Congress trading Dot com

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 08, 2022 07:36 PM (+AQp4)

382 >You see how the paint just burns off before the blast wave even gets there.

Posted by: publius

pretty cool
heat pulse, then blast wave

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:36 PM (geLO8)

383 Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 07:22 PM (Yj+VR)

Slightly lower than blacks after watching Joe Biden being on tape dropping the N-bomb in Harlem performing an abortion.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 08, 2022 07:36 PM (YglAn)

384 Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 07:33 PM (9otr5)

Apparently the Pentagon was in the initial strike zone on a map the Russians sent over.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 07:37 PM (nMx88)

385 377 Flaming paper airplanes would have been better.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2022 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

Pink paper?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:37 PM (6FeV1)

386 I want to have Lindsey wrapped in finest silks..and dropped in Kiev.

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 07:37 PM (V13WU)

387 heat pulse, then blast wave
Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:36 PM (geLO

speed of light >>>>> speed of sound >>>> speed of smell

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:38 PM (6FeV1)

388 Someone needs to spin up a James Burke Connections television series that untangles this web of shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

I loved that show as a kid.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 07:38 PM (B1Vad)

389 Adults finally speaking up?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 07:36 PM (lCui1)

If by adults you mean the Poles.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 07:38 PM (9otr5)

390
Just out of curiosity, how do the elite pronounce Iran?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Perrrrrrrr jahhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2022 07:38 PM (63Dwl)

391 Luckily I've spent my entire life building up a resistance to iodine tablets.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:34 PM (6FeV1)

Yeah, but you got into a land war in Asia

#thingsnottodo

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 07:38 PM (BgMrQ)

392 Moldova is next. Let me check...nope, don't give a fuck about that either.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 08, 2022 07:35 PM (UajAf)

**

Is that even a real place? Sounds like vampire country

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 07:38 PM (lCui1)

393 Who the hell is advising Biden?

Have the Chinese switched Dr. Jill with a sweet-loving robot?

Posted by: Hepcat at March 08, 2022 07:38 PM (5b+Sr)

394 On a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed are they?

Posted by: LizLem

How fond of the relative are you?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 07:39 PM (SH2Zi)

395 122 He's a 3 + time Traitor and he deserves to hang for his offenses.

Posted by: garrett

True, but it would be more fun to turn him into glue.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 06:52 PM (B1Vad)

.........

Head in a stanchion with horse blinders one. Eating his last sugar cube.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2022 07:39 PM (+3ias)

396 >>>Is that even a real place? Sounds like vampire country

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 07:38 PM (lCui1)

They make cookies.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 08, 2022 07:39 PM (QYPq3)

397 Speaking of deals, I wonder what Belarus gets from Russia for allowing Russia to stage part of its invasion from Ukraine's northern neighbor"

Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2022 07:39 PM (6eRlp)

398 I declare Ukraine a no war zone. Problem solved, whats for lunch?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 08, 2022 07:40 PM (h1jJh)

399 Is that even a real place? Sounds like vampire country
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 07:38 PM (lCui1)

Birthplace of mold.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 08, 2022 07:40 PM (HiU6V)

400 The only reason the left likes Iran is that they will bomb Israel.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 07:40 PM (yrol0)

401 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 08, 2022 07:36 PM (+AQp4)

Thanks. Will check it out.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 07:40 PM (nMx88)

402 >>>Speaking of deals, I wonder what Belarus gets from Russia for allowing Russia to stage part of its invasion from Ukraine's northern neighbor"

Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2022 07:39 PM (6eRlp)

A couple hockey rinks.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 08, 2022 07:40 PM (QYPq3)

403 188 162. The GOP abetted the installation of the junta. They won't take it out

Posted by: CN
==============
The guards will be likely be shooting them in their congressional fallout shelters as traitors so they best reevaluate their plans.

People take it hard if their kin and friends were nuked.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 07:41 PM (Iq9dF)

404 I thought Moldova was a luxury watch brand

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:41 PM (geLO8)

405 https://www.gov.pl/web/diplomacy/
statement-of-the-minister-of-foreign-
affairs-of-the-republic-of-poland-
in-connection-with-the-statement-
by-the-us-secretary-of-state-on-providing
-airplanes-to-ukraine

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 08, 2022 07:41 PM (UHVv4)

406 Nood cafe

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 08, 2022 07:41 PM (UajAf)

407 Dark Sun by R. Rhodes has a great description of the first second of a fusion bomb. I really want to be in Maine when the SHTF so I can stay there.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 08, 2022 07:41 PM (b+v9B)

408 Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 07:35 PM (Iq9dF)

Whig, I sent you an e-mail.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 08, 2022 07:41 PM (7bRMQ)

409 @388

>>I loved that show as a kid.

Yes they were, they simply don't make anything near to the level of that series anymore.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2022 07:41 PM (1G4SW)

410 388 Someone needs to spin up a James Burke Connections television series that untangles this web of shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

I loved that show as a kid.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 07:38 PM (B1Vad)

I like it too but I thought Jacob Bronowsk's "The Ascent of Man" was better. Back when the BBC could put out worthwhile series.

Posted by: Javems at March 08, 2022 07:41 PM (uokEN)

411 I hope those paper airplane littering bitches cleaned up after themselves.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 07:41 PM (cbciE)

412 392 Moldova is next. Let me check...nope, don't give a fuck about that either.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 08, 2022 07:35 PM (UajAf)

**

Is that even a real place? Sounds like vampire country

Posted by: vmom
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They invented mold. True story-factchecker approved.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 07:42 PM (Iq9dF)

413 Moldova is the New Jersey of Romania.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:42 PM (6FeV1)

414 I searched the world over till I found a Bulova in Moldova.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2022 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

415 A couple hockey rinks.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 08, 2022 07:40 PM (QYPq3)

I re-watched a documentary on the Summit Series '72 last night.

Back in the good old days

#oldtimehockey

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 07:43 PM (BgMrQ)

416 Sundance says on Twitter:

(1) Ukraine was the #1 foreign nation to fund the Clinton Foundation.

(2) Two days ago, Bill Clinton announced the Clinton Foundation was restarting.

(3) Today Mitch McConnell announces a $14 billion Ukraine aid package.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 07:43 PM (9otr5)

417 382 >You see how the paint just burns off before the blast wave even gets there.

Posted by: publius

pretty cool
heat pulse, then blast wave
Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 07:36 PM (geLO

Alert: General Action Movie Spoiler Below!

An excellent demonstration why the movie good guys escaping an exploding plane or mineshaft, racing mere inches ahead of the edge of the expanding fireball, would be burned to a crisp in a similar real-life situation.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 07:43 PM (AMIL/)

418 @397

>>I wonder what Belarus gets from Russia for allowing Russia to stage part of its invasion from Ukraine's northern neighbor"

I'm thinking it was along the line of, "if you don't let us use your territory to launch our military operations, we will smash you in the F**king face and you'll stay plastered."

Or words to that effect.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2022 07:44 PM (1G4SW)

419 I re-watched a documentary on the Summit Series '72 last night.
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"Da, da, Kanada; Nyet, nyet, Sovyet" isn't a very welcome sentiment around here now that Russia is our ally against Biden and the GOPe.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 08, 2022 07:45 PM (UHVv4)

420 Belarus is basically a Russian satrapy. Their government is pretty much 100% pro-Russia if i'm not mistaken.

All Russia had to do was ask nicely.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:45 PM (6FeV1)

421 No mean tweets only means Grandpa Fingerfuck Deadbrain can't use a phone. Let's not pretend he's anything but a rotten prick.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 08, 2022 07:46 PM (K1Wkq)

422 In before President Joe Biden commits a war crime?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 08, 2022 07:46 PM (oWZwa)

423 "Da, da, Kanada; Nyet, nyet, Sovyet" isn't a very welcome sentiment around here now that Russia is our ally against Biden and the GOPe.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 08, 2022 07:45 PM (UHVv4)

Also now that Kanada has gone Full Mussolini.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:46 PM (6FeV1)

424 Also now that Kanada has gone Full Mussolini.
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That's why I'm buying rubles and yuan.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 08, 2022 07:48 PM (UHVv4)

425 That's why I'm buying rubles and yuan.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 08, 2022 07:48 PM (UHVv4)

Penny a pound.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 08, 2022 07:48 PM (7bRMQ)

426 419 I re-watched a documentary on the Summit Series '72 last night.
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"Da, da, Kanada; Nyet, nyet, Sovyet" isn't a very welcome sentiment around here now that Russia is our ally against Biden and the GOPe.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 08, 2022 07:45 PM (UHVv4)

Clarkie doesn't whack Kharlamov in the ankle, that series woulda gone to the Rooskis...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 07:49 PM (BgMrQ)

427 Mulva?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2022 07:49 PM (yQpMk)

428 So a panel of "Principles First" Re-pubes are on the tv in the background. What a bunch of fucking morons. They claim Trump is the existential threat to freedom, and the only moral thing is to vote for Democrats in 24. These. People. Are. Fucking. Lunatics.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 08, 2022 07:50 PM (K1Wkq)

429 Just in case I wasn't clear, Lindsay can go horsefuck.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 08, 2022 07:33 PM

Neigh.

Posted by: John Kerry, OBF (Order of the Blue Falcon) at March 08, 2022 07:53 PM (a3Q+t)

430 An excellent demonstration why the movie good guys escaping an exploding plane or mineshaft, racing mere inches ahead of the edge of the expanding fireball, would be burned to a crisp in a similar real-life situation.
Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 07:43 PM

Unless it's a grrl-power movie, of course.

Posted by: Jessica Chastain at March 08, 2022 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

431 I like it too but I thought Jacob Bronowsk's "The Ascent of Man" was better. Back when the BBC could put out worthwhile series.

Posted by: Javems

Hadn't heard of that one. Off to the Web to search!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 07:58 PM (B1Vad)

432 425 OrangeEnt, replied to your email.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 08:01 PM (Iq9dF)

433 Curious that Bill Kristol hasn't said anything about the Iran Deal, when before he started an EMERGENCYH COMMITTEE FOR ISRAEL when Obama was doing it.

It's as if he doesn't care about Israel and only started the EMERGENCY COMMITTEE FOR ISRAEL to get Sheldon Adelson's money.

Posted by: MikeN at March 08, 2022 08:02 PM (o/eHL)

434 Both Ascent of Man and Connections are available on U-toob.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 08:02 PM (B1Vad)

435 428 So a panel of "Principles First" Re-pubes are on the tv in the background. What a bunch of fucking morons. They claim Trump is the existential threat to freedom, and the only moral thing is to vote for Democrats in 24. These. People. Are. Fucking. Lunatics.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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They are bought whores of the DC establishment and their principles are Pay Me.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 08:05 PM (Iq9dF)

436 343 Lisa Page's mother is Iranian.
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Judging by her dentition, I thought her mother was a camel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

********

She even spits like a camel, too.

Posted by: Peter Strzok at March 08, 2022 08:09 PM (xxG/v)

437 I don't think Biden is doing any of this. It's the cabal behind him.

They don't care if he shits himself on stage. They don't care if he is mocked. As long as our anger is directed at the puppet and not the master.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2022 07:26 PM (LKTKP)

They are even bigger fools if they think they can work now then point at Biden and say "he made us do it"

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 08:15 PM (eoQWY)

438 Belarus is basically a Russian satrapy. Their government is pretty much 100% pro-Russia if i'm not mistaken.

All Russia had to do was ask nicely.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 07:45 PM (6FeV1)

Well there was the rumors and perhaps more than rumors that a coup was planned for Belarus last fall.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 08:17 PM (eoQWY)

439 "I've bought iodine tablets."

Someone posted that "If nuked, how screwed are you" link ... it said the iodine tablets have issues and are not really intended for a nuke in your neighborhood, more used for an accident at a nuke facility. idk ... all sorts of different radiation ... guess I need a cheap geiger counter, and a way to filter air into my basement. (nuke war still low probability, except the nihilist elite seem intent on destroying us bamn)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2022 08:28 PM (Cus5s)

440 I note how many brave State Dept, DOD, and CIA officials have come forward and denounced Biden's utter sellout to the worst terrorist nation in history.

Our elites march on while the herd chews grass.

Posted by: Harry at March 09, 2022 12:11 AM (EcD5Y)

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