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Whoopi Goldberg Suspended (With Pay) For Two Weeks With Copies of Schindler's List and Shoah;
CNN's Malignant Dwarf King Jeff Zucker Resigns Over Revelation of "Consensual" Affair With Work-Buddy

Hey do you guys remember when Roseanne Barr was suspended with pay for two weeks to think about things...?

Oh wait, my bad, she was fired from the show she owned. Wait, she wasn't fired, the show she owned was cancelled, and she was pressured to give it up and withdraw from it to allow the cast and crew to continue having jobs on it, even though some of them joined in the calls for her cancellation.

Update: I completely forgot -- Disney, though LucasFilm, fired and smeared Gina Carano for stating, correctly, that before the Nazis actually acted against Jews, they first dehumanized, and compared that to the modern left's dehumanization of their opponents. This, they claimed, was somehow attacking Jews or something, which is defamatory and damnit, she should sue. (The only reason she isn't, I'm sure, is that no one wants the reputation of being quick to sue in Hollywood -- but this is a stone-cold evil defamation!)

Anyway, Carano gets fired and defamed, Whoopi gets a vacation.


But Whoopi gets an unscheduled vacation.

Goldberg’s suspension was announced in a statement released by ABC News public relations on Tuesday night.

"Effective immediately, I am suspending Whoopi Goldberg for two weeks for her wrong and hurtful comments," reads a statement attributed to Kim Godwin, president at ABC News. "While Whoopi has apologized, I've asked her to take time to reflect and learn about the impact of her comments. The entire ABC News organization stands in solidarity with our Jewish colleagues, friends, family and communities."

Can't wait until Spike Lee starts shooting off his midget mouth.

Speaking of midgets, here's the news everyone's here for: The Cuomo investigation wound up dredging up Jeff Zucker's affair.

Bonus damage, gotta love it.

zuckerresigns.jpg

The woman (!) he was having an affair with is Allison Gollust, a big marketing person at CNN.

And also: Formerly a PR person for Andrew Cuomo.

And it only took like two seconds of googling to find all the dish on this.

cnn-films_sundance-2018_allison-gollust.jpg

As for Zucker's marital status: Well, he split from his wife in 2018. Gollust and Zucker are claiming their "relationship changed during covid," so they're claiming the affair began around 2020.

Well. Maybe!

But, coincidentally, Allison Gollust left her husband at about the same time.

And of course people are saying they left their spouses due to the affair.

"The talk in the corridors of CNN about Jeff and Allison's purported relationship complicates the sticky decision to fire Chris," said one highly placed source. "Have they sullied the network's reputation? One could argue they have; it just hasn’t been made public yet."

It also calls into question the hypocrisy of Zucker and Gollust who initially stood by Cuomo when it emerged he rushed to the aid of his embattled brother, the former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

Gollust, a veteran public relations expert, once worked as the Democratic lawmaker's communications director, and rumor mongers inside CNN HQ told Radar that her past job with Cuomo and claims of a romantic relationship raise questions about why Zucker initially protected the embattled brothers.

The alleged affair is said to have begun while the pair was both married: Zucker to wife Caryn and Gollust to husband Billy.

Um, if this affair just started when you were both free of your spouses and single, there would have been no reason to keep it secret and jeopardize your positions at CNN. Obviously, you're both lying.

By the way, this appears to have been an open secret at CNN; there's an picture of Zucker and Gollust at a Billy Joel concert together, with Don Lemon and Fareed Zakaria. And the report notes that the affair has been gossiped about throughout the TV industry for years; Katie Couric wrote about their strange arrangement in her book; in 2017, they had a big fight at an industry event, which one witness said resembled a wife scolding her husband. When they were married to other people.

So Brian Stelter's "report" below, talking about the relationship "changing" during covid, is a lie; he knows everything he's saying is false.

Tater is a Real Reporter!

Getting back to her job as Andrew Cuomo's flack: it seems pretty clear that she pillow-talked Zucker into giving Chris Cuomo a pass, as a favor to her old client Andrew Cuomo.

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo doesn't just have his brother Chris at CNN, he also has ties to one of its top executives -- sparking accusations that it's why the network has turned a blind eye to its star host's involvement in his sibling's sexual harassment scandal.

Allison Gollust was Cuomo's communications director before becoming executive vice president at CNN -- where she was even recently tapped to replace Jeff Zucker as Worldwide President, Fox News has noted.

"CNN has a real ethical problem on its hands," former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer told Fox News on Wednesday,

Fleischer was adamant that Chris Cuomo had escaped punishment for his role in advising his brother over his mushrooming scandal because of the influence of Gollust.

"She now runs the show, she's the number two to Jeff Zucker at CNN," the former aide to George W. Bush told Fox.

"One of the reasons why CNN has not taken any disciplinary action against journalist Chris Cuomo is because of the relationship she has with Governor Andrew Cuomo," he insisted.

MuhNorms.

When can we finally restore them to their former pristine glory?


You know who would have loved this?



lied.jpg

I guess she means about the resignation, because she would not be so brazen as to lie and claim she didn't know about the affair, right?

I think she's "stunned" because she's just realizing her job isn't safe.

Should have realized that long ago.

Hey -- maybe it's time to start sending out resumes to "think tanks," huh? You know, where you can do all your "thinking" at? The "thinking" you're so good at?


Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM




Comments

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1 Again, why do they never have affairs with busty redheads?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:01 PM (dNqv+)

2 The relationship evolved. Okay, I guess that's one to put it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:02 PM (eGTCV)

3 Tater is a Real Reporter!

=========

Tater reads the reports given to him by his corporate and governmental masters.

He is the true reporter. The pure reporter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:02 PM (LvTSG)

4 Chrome dome, fish lips, enormous wallet, how could Allyson resist?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 02, 2022 12:02 PM (Spr0s)

5 Again, why do they never have affairs with busty redheads?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:01 PM (dNqv+)


A question for the ages.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 02, 2022 12:02 PM (bhRsz)

6 ace does have a masterful flair for choosing the glam headshot that looks the worst.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (dNqv+)

7 She looks like she could suck chrome off a bumper.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (GYllL)

8 Related, willowed: Tim Dillon @TimJDillon; 26m
It's hilarious that all these women do all day is call for people to get deplatformed and censored and then finally one of their own gets benched for two weeks and they're mad

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (UHVv4)

9 Andrew is much missed. He did so much to wake me the fuck up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Contemplating at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (ji6qo)

10 I'd hit that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (bVYXr)

11 Let's go lust!

Posted by: f'd at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (vrz2I)

12 1 Again, why do they never have affairs with busty redheads?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:01 PM (dNqv+)

=========

They have good taste.

*adjusts tie*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (LvTSG)

13 Jeff Zucker will fuck anything that stands still long enough.

This is CNN.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (lOuKL)

14 Sullied the networks relationship?

The network of pedophiles and on air monkey spanking?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (ZLI7S)

15 2 The relationship evolved. Okay, I guess that's one to put it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:02 PM (eGTCV)

Did you make like Darwin last night?

All right!

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (dNqv+)

16 i mean, i can see why he'd be banging her, but i suppose this just proves the culture of harassment and misogyny over at CNN...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (8D42x)

17 The goblin-blooded wench is not a 1.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (3YVs3)

18 Today is 2/2/22, so its chickens coming home to roost day. Maybe the FBI will arrest Hunter today.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (ZEHVO)

19 Breitbart was a treasure.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (CjHGv)

20 So, Zucker got Cuomo's sloppy seconds?

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (GYllL)

21 It's like someone is making this stuff up. CNN has broken the 4th wall and it's oozing all over the place.

Posted by: f'd at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (vrz2I)

22 Whoopi Thread #4

Not sure woman is worth leaving home for.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (I09q4)

23 >>>6 ace does have a masterful flair for choosing the glam headshot that looks the worst.


i picked the one where she was showing off her hoots

Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (0G13K)

24 RE: Whoopie's reading list.

Assumes facts not in evidence. To whit: that she can read.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (WmGrA)

25 Whoopi Goldberg Suspended (With Pay)


That's called a paid vacay.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (uXonU)

26 Is it just me, or does anyone else think Gollust (and don't think people haven't been snickering over that name for years) looks like a man in drag?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (2JVJo)

27 They both lied about the affair during internal investigation.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (dmWPe)

28 Speaking of midgets, here's the news everyone's here for: The Cuomo investigation wound up dredging up Jeff Zucker's affair.

Bonus damage, gotta love it.



Also known as Splash Damage.

Ewwww.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (ZYQKQ)

29 *pours one out for Andrew Breitbart*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (II3Gr)

30 she looks like Zucky sat on her face

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (us2H3)

31 20 So, Zucker got Cuomo's sloppy seconds?

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (GYllL)

Over under Zucker has nipple bars also?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (CjHGv)

32 17 The goblin-blooded wench is not a 1.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (3YVs3)

I dunno. She's a possible work six.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (dNqv+)

33 23 i picked the one where she was showing off her hoots
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (0G13K)

========

It is true. The HQ has lacked in nipples today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

34 So a black woman who named herself Goldberg gets two weeks detention for talking smack about Jews. How does this work?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (sVfvf)

35 Breitbart would have loved this. I imagine he's one of the few that would not have let us down.

Posted by: BacktoGA at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (MPYWI)

36 Cupp is likely stunned because she thought SHE was the one having an affair with Zucker.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (CKevK)

37 370 Taken from last thread Muldoon - put me some knowledge. I am stunned that there is pediatric guidance to get flu shots. Cannot imagine the rationale for it. Have never heard of it.

Is this a thing? Do parents actually regularly get flu shots for their normal/healthy kids??

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:00 PM (OTzUX)

So, b/c I enjoy research, from the CDC website...
in April 2002, The Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) encouraged
that children 6 to 23 months of age be vaccinated annually against influenza.
2008: ACIP expands its influenza vaccination recommendation to include vaccination of children ages 5-18 years.

Posted by: Nova local at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (exHjb)

38 This doesn't look like something that people resign over these days. I think this is cover for being dumped by the network. I think the house cleaning we suspected and hoped for by new owners might be beginning.

As for Whoopi... this just seems like a strange thing to be sidelined for. Of all the outrageous, awful stuff she's said, this one?

This kind of thing feeds the "Joos run Hollywood" rumor mill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (KZzsI)

39 Didn't that lady model for Modigliani?

Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (qpX6U)

40 Benny @bennyjohnson; 13m
What we learned about CNN in the past 6 months:

- The President of CNN cheats on his wife w/ subordinates, covers it up

- CNN employed multiple pedophiles

- CNN's top anchor intimidated, covered-up sexual abuse victims

- CNN *still* employs serial public masturbator

- Credible sexual assault charges against CNN host Don Lemon

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (UHVv4)

41 By the way, this appears to have been an open secret at CNN; there's an picture of Zucker and Gollust at a Billy Joel concert together, with Don Lemon and Fareed Zakaria. And the report notes that the affair has been gossiped about throughout the TV industry for years; Katie Couric wrote about their strange arrangement in her book; in 2017, they had a big fight at an industry event, which one witness said resembled a wife scolding her husband. When they were married to other people.
++++
These are rich, elite, inside power players and the best they could do was Billy Joel?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (DU+/6)

42 Fun Fact: Whoopi Goldberg Chose The Surname "Goldberg" Because Her Mom Thought It Made Her Appealing To "Hollywood Jews"

-
Hollywood Jews? That was a Bob Seger song, wasn't it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (FVME7)

43 >>>I dunno. She's a possible work six.


She's an accounting 7, marketing 5

Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)

44 She looks like she could suck chrome off a bumper.

That sir is a slander. However, she did admit to suck starting Zucker's Ferrari.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (ZEHVO)

45 >>23 i picked the one where she was showing off her hoots
Posted by: Ace

We appreciate the effort.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (GYllL)

46 The crazy eyes should've told Zuck not to go there.

Posted by: 496 at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (VJsqe)

47 I have a hard time believing this is all there was to it.

Cheating on your spouse with another married person is definitely unethical, but would CNN force Zucker out just for that? I mean, maybe. Or maybe this is the price of not having something worse revealed.

I know that sounds conspiracy theory-ish, but conspiracy theories have been batting pretty high of late.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (bhRsz)

48 43 >>>I dunno. She's a possible work six.


She's an accounting 7, marketing 5
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)

=========

An IT 12.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

49 Nice rack, shame about her face

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (njfCw)

50 I think she's "stunned" because she's just realizing her job isn't safe.

Should have realized that long ago.

Hey -- maybe it's time to start sending out resumes to "think tanks," huh? You know, where you can do all your "thinking" at? The "thinking" you're so good at?

++++
Be snarky if you wish, but people are willing to pay for my deep mind thoughts!

Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (DU+/6)

51 30 she looks like Zucky sat on her face
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (us2H3)

And she cut him in half like earth before the plow...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (dNqv+)

52 Jeff sure could Shoah girl a good time!

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (II3Gr)

53 Scraping the barrel eh Zuck

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (g43JH)

54 Tempest in a tea pot.
Who watches CNN?

Posted by: torabora at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (WnpTB)

55 >>She's an accounting 7, marketing 5

Sales, well she wouldn't get hired in sales.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (ZLI7S)

56 Local classical radio is playing Ravel's Bolero. I love that piece.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (2JVJo)

57 She's an accounting 7, marketing 5
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)


Hey! I'm an accountant.

She also has that one squinty eye thing that apparently means you're a sociopath.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (Ez6QX)

58 Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit.

Not. Good. Not hood at all.

:: hits intercom button ::

Helen? Get me my financial advisor. Now. Immediately.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (DU+/6)

59 How in any way does this affect my life?
How in any way should I give a sh$t?

Posted by: Braenyard's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (MKW4e)

60 Tater is a Real Reporter!

It's taken a long time, but I'm pleased to see you finally acknowledge reality, Mr. O'Spades.

Posted by: Brian Stelter, host of Regrettable Sources at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (a3Q+t)

61 Why don't they all just move in together in a sex commune?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (I09q4)

62 I figured he was messing with an underaged boy.

Instead, he's in a relationship with Secretariat's offspring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (ptqGC)

63 Alas, the nipple streak ends with a horse face...

Posted by: IP at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (iZdZh)

64 Ace missed the best part where they say will this sully our reputation.

lol. You people already are the equivalent of pigs rolling around in shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (QRdjz)

65 Gollust looks fine to me, you guys are really picky.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (KZzsI)

66 50 Be snarky if you wish, but people are willing to pay for my deep mind thoughts!
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (DU+/6)

=========

"Tell me more about how libertarianism requires subservience to the state while I smack your ass, baby."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

67 Andrew Breitbart.

I'll always dislike Bill Whittle for his monologue admonishing Andrew for caring too much.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2022 12:09 PM (/A3Lm)

68 Bitch.

Posted by: Alisyn Camerota at February 02, 2022 12:09 PM (GYllL)

69 62 I figured he was messing with an underaged boy.

Instead, he's in a relationship with Secretariat's offspring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (ptqGC)

Yes and yes

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:09 PM (g43JH)

70 "she looks like Zucky sat on her face"

"Over under Zucker has nipple bars also?"

"I dunno. She's a possible work six."

"It is true. The HQ has lacked in nipples today."


Four gold comments in a row. The golden sombrero

Posted by: BacktoGA at February 02, 2022 12:09 PM (MPYWI)

71 I'll bet Tapper is frantically calling his manager right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:09 PM (ptqGC)

72 Got Lust?

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (1vynn)

73 62 I figured he was messing with an underaged boy.

Me too. Maybe that's what SE Cupp was "stunned" by too LOL

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (njfCw)

74 When did having a consensual affair with an adult of the opposite sex become cause for forced resignation?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (eGTCV)

75 >>>65 Gollust looks fine to me, you guys are really picky.


yeah I like some of her pictures. The Zucker Taint (and possible who-knows-what with Andrew Cuomo) really take it down to a Circumstances 3, though.

Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (0G13K)

76 "Tell me more about how libertarianism requires subservience to the state while I smack your ass, baby."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
++++
You have it all wrong. If you *really* want to get my motor running, make me scream Trump campaign slogans while you smack my ass.

Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (DU+/6)

77 Whoopi insults the Jews and gets suspended for two weeks.


What's the over/under on it hailing in her apartment right now?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (ZYQKQ)

78 65 Gollust looks fine to me, you guys are really picky.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (KZzsI)

She's not totally bad, but one would think with his money Zuck could do better

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (g43JH)

79 76 "Tell me more about how libertarianism requires subservience to the state while I smack your ass, baby."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
++++
You have it all wrong. If you *really* want to get my motor running, make me scream Trump campaign slogans while you smack my ass.
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (DU+/6)

========

So naughty...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

80 She looks better with the ball gag.

Posted by: Zucker at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (GYllL)

81 Ned?

Ned Reyerson

*punch*

Posted by: Phil at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (yrol0)

82 61 Why don't they all just move in together in a sex commune?
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (I09q4)

We are accepting a limited number of applications for INSOMNIVM.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (II3Gr)

83 why is it so difficult for married people to stay faithful to their spouse?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (IJES/)

84 I figured he was messing with an underaged boy.

Instead, he's in a relationship with Secretariat's offspring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (ptqGC)

Take a look at his ex wife.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (ZVFID)

85 Bonus damage, gotta love it.




Stray voltage!

Posted by: Media Guru Miklos at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (QzkSJ)

86 I wonder if she was doing Randy Andy Cuomo at the same time?

Yes, my mind is in the gutter. Because This...is CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

87 So I guess she will quit in order to be with the person she loves... ahahahahahahaha. Sorry, just riffing here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (dNqv+)

88 CNN, like a compressed ball of dog feces, spinning at high speed throwing off bits of matter...

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (8erNz)

89 She also has that one squinty eye thing that apparently means you're a sociopath.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (Ez6QX)
------

I try to exercise it every day.

Posted by: Braenyard's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (MKW4e)

90 Kim Godwin, president at ABC News

New Godwin's Law?

Any leftist gets a 2 week paid vacation when their comments upset the Nazis?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (F4b8f)

91 >>What's the over/under on it hailing in her apartment right now?
Posted by: Stu Podaso

I would prefer the boils.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (GYllL)

92 Here's a nice tidbit from that Radar Online article that Ace linked:

"In 2019, Gollust threw a 54th birthday for Zucker that was attended by disgraced former TODAY show host Matt Lauer at Manhattan's McKittrick Hotel."

2019, folks.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (mdjgu)

93 "why is it so difficult for married people to stay faithful to their spouse?"

Because of all the golddiggers and doxies out there spreading temptation.

Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (qpX6U)

94 Cupp is likely stunned because she thought SHE was the only one having an affair with Zucker.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (CKevK)

ftfy

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (8D42x)

95 When did having a consensual affair with an adult of the opposite sex become cause for forced resignation?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM


He is not quitting because he was banging that woman, he is getting canned because of something else. The fvcking of a co worker resignation is a red herring.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (bVYXr)

96 #37
Those vaccines actually work.
mRNA vaccines don't prevent disease or transmission

That's the nut of the problem.

Posted by: torabora at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (WnpTB)

97 I love that Brietbart clip. Fuck you. War. Simple elegance.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (oWBc3)

98 Allison Go-Lust?

For a PR person that image really does not flatter her. Hair could be better. And what is with that droopy eyelid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (crngH)

99 77 Whoopi insults the Jews and gets suspended for two weeks.

What's the over/under on it hailing in her apartment right now?
Posted by: Stu Podaso


Dunno, but we took the week off

Posted by: Targeting Group, Jewish Space Lasers LLC at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (8erNz)

100 A guy with Zucker's money and power -- even if he's a repulsive little goblin -- should be able to get a hotter whore. Just saying.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

101 I dunno. She's a possible work six.


She's an accounting 7, marketing 5
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)

=========

An IT 12.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Female and breathing is an IT 9.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (uXonU)

102 Really not sure why you'd risk your job and marriage for that. A CNN executive with an ounce of game could pull in coeds easy.

Then again, I'm sure a lot happens that we don't get told. For instance, Andrew Cuomo using a drunken tryst to grab the balls of CNN. It's easy to get a Zucker type on sexual hangups.

Posted by: trev006 at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (Eqkqm)

103 It is true. The HQ has lacked in nipples today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (LvTSG)


Hedy Lamarr. Probably NSFW:

https://tinyurl.com/2wahdypp

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (2JVJo)

104 "Bonus damage, gotta love it.
Stray voltage!"

Pin action.

Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (qpX6U)

105 You have it all wrong. If you *really* want to get my motor running, make me scream Trump campaign slogans while you smack my ass.
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (DU+/6)

========

So naughty...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)


The shame is part of the kink.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (bhRsz)

106 Zucker has a type.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (ZVFID)

107 >>>Um, if this affair just started when you were both free of your spouses and single, there would have been no reason to keep it secret and jeopardize your positions at CNN.

Maybe you just flatout can't fraternize with your underlings if you're president of CNN; maybe that was in a contract.

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (OyZ4J)

108 i picked the one where she was showing off her hoots

Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (0G13K)

I guess it's knockers Wednesday here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (XIJ/X)

109 yeah I like some of her pictures. The Zucker Taint (and possible who-knows-what with Andrew Cuomo) really take it down to a Circumstances 3, though.
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (0G13K)

so ace gives her a -4 baggage handicap. Damn. What the hell does Katie Perry and Jennifer Love Hewitt get?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (dNqv+)

110 >>>Hair could be better

i dig the bedhead look, Maria Bartiloromo has it on lock

Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (0G13K)

111 What's the over/under on it hailing in her apartment right now?
Posted by: Stu Podaso

I imagine a snowstorm is blowing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (FVME7)

112 Zucker punching above his weight there.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (m/Gc2)

113 Gollust looks fine to me, you guys are really picky.

Everything is relative. There is no point in climbing the corporate ladder to the top to have a marriage-risking affair with "fine to me."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (3YVs3)

114 Libertarians "Trump wasn't a perfect exemplar of libertarianism, therefore you should vote democrat because they support open borders and defunding police, which are tangentially aligned with what we want.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (F4b8f)

115 Hey Allison-

Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Posted by: J. Zucker, lifting pickup lines from the Bloodhound Gang at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (QzkSJ)

116 Find me a better 20 second clip than the one of Breitbart.

You can't.

It's epic.

Posted by: I Mean at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (9hM9o)

117 What's the over/under on it hailing in her apartment right now?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (ZYQKQ)

Hailing? Like seig hailing?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (II3Gr)

118 CNN, like a compressed ball of dog feces, spinning at high speed throwing off bits of matter...
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM


Wait until the paper bag catches fire.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (a3Q+t)

119 Zuckerburg: I need off of the sinking ship of Xinn!!!
Functionary: You could step down for having an affair.
Zuckerburg: Hmm, it is actually true. Let's do it for a change of pace.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (EpDzw)

120 *Views photo of Zucker's slampiece.*

That's a shame. Maybe she has a good personality?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (ZYQKQ)

121 101 An IT 12.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Female and breathing is an IT 9.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (uXonU)

=========

She's got a sizeable rack. That's worth at least 2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

122 95 When did having a consensual affair with an adult of the opposite sex become cause for forced resignation?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM


He is not quitting because he was banging that woman, he is getting canned because of something else. The fvcking of a co worker resignation is a red herring.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (bVYXr)

He's getting canned because of performance, but Gollust saves CNN a bunch of money in severance.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (mdjgu)

123 Quick! Get our PR on the pho...

Posted by: This is CNN at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (LaNzR)

124 Gollust...or Gollum?

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (5iUNf)

125 91 >>What's the over/under on it hailing in her apartment right now?
Posted by: Stu Podaso

I would prefer the boils.
Posted by: Capital Eff


Does DoorDash deliver leeches? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (8erNz)

126 Ooooh! Page Six Ace!

Posted by: johnd01 at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (ukNFU)

127 Because of all the golddiggers and doxies out there spreading temptation./i]

Yeah, like Bill Burr said about Tiger Woods "Look I play golf too but when I walk off the 18th hole, there isn't a bus full of supermodels throwing themselves at me. I would like to believe I would resist that kind of temptation, and with God's help I can but... would I? I hope so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (KZzsI)

128 Take a look at his ex wife.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (ZVFID)


He has a type.

Posted by: Michael Bluth at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (h5TKJ)

129 When did having a consensual affair with an adult of the opposite sex become cause for forced resignation?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM

.....

I'm sure many companies have contract stipulations about inter-office relationships. He's saying his error was failing to disclose the relationship to the company, not having the relationship.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (/A3Lm)

130 Whoopi Goldberg Suspended

speaking of thankless jobs

Posted by: Baron Harkonnen's Suspensor Belt at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (v3pYe)

131 "their romance has been an 'open secret' for years. "

Amazing that some news organization did not discover it.

Posted by: f'd at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (vrz2I)

132 Zucker has a type.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Stupid and crooked?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (FVME7)

133 tell me again why Gina Carano didn't get two weeks off with pay. (hat tip, was mentioned at twitchy)

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (Ynyl9)

134 Real Jews get punished.

Fake Jew gets the paid vaca!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (yrol0)

135 I mean, her face isn't as horsey as SJP, but goddamn that nose. Goebbels would insist to tone the propaganda down a notch. If she's a bird person masquerading as human that would explain a lot.

Posted by: trev006 at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (Eqkqm)

136 The media really is enemy #1.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (BFigT)

137 I like this look on a woman:

https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

138 They all look so Jewey.

Posted by: Whoopie G. at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (u6xw0)

139 Money cant buy happiness, but it can score you a chick with nice hooters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (F4b8f)

140 75 >>>65 Gollust looks fine to me, you guys are really picky.
-----------------
Bend her over and she's a 10.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (sVfvf)

141 i dig the bedhead look

So you saying she just rolled out of bed? *zing!*

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (crngH)

142 When did having a consensual affair with an adult of the opposite sex become cause for forced resignation?

When it became a cover story.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (CTJwJ)

143 Common theme today (2/2/22) at the AoSHQ. 2 = boobies

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (CjHGv)

144 that lady has a weird face
off-balance

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (geLO8)

145 Whatever will I do now?!?! Whose dick do I suck? I need a paycheck!

Posted by: Tater Stelter, the Carb King at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (ji6qo)

146 It's so creepy how all these Dim and media bigwigs are literally in bed with each other.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (k4dH2)

147 She looks like she could suck chrome off a bumper.

That sir is a slander. However, she did admit to suck starting Zucker's Ferrari.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (ZEHVO)

through a quarter mile of garden hose...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (8D42x)

148 I dunno. She's a possible work six.
She's an accounting 7, marketing 5
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)
=========
An IT 12.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Female and breathing is an IT 9.
Posted by: rickb223

using this logic, TrigglyPuff is a binary 1 on the IT scale.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (IJES/)

149 THIS sullied the network's reputation?

LOL!

They're so out of touch and encased within a cement bubble.

Posted by: Biergood at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (FQWHA)

150 A reminder that the SE stands for Sarah Elizabeth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (a3Q+t)

151 Libertarians "Trump wasn't a perfect exemplar of libertarianism, therefore you should vote democrat because they support open borders and defunding police, which are tangentially aligned with what we want.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (F4b8f)

Libertarians are Progressives who want weed. That's is. Progressives believe we will reach that mythical point where we don't need government either. The Soviet man will be perfected.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (EpDzw)

152 why is it so difficult for married people to stay faithful to their spouse?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (IJES/)


As Petula Clark said, "the other man's grass is always greener / The sun shines brighter on the other side."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (2JVJo)

153 I guess it's knockers Wednesday here at AoSHQ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (XIJ/X)

Strictly speaking, every day...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (dNqv+)

154 There is no point in climbing the corporate ladder to the top to have a marriage-risking affair with "fine to me."

Yeah she doesn't look worth destroying a marriage or career over, but she's not hideous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (KZzsI)

155 I'm sure many companies have contract stipulations about inter-office relationships. He's saying his error was failing to disclose the relationship to the company, not having the relationship.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (/A3Lm)

*opens outlook*
*goes to contacts*
*select all*

Hey
I am fucking the help!
Love Zuck

*send*

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (yrol0)

156 A reminder that the SE stands for Sarah Elizabeth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (a3Q+t)

2 Girls and 1 SE Cupp?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (CjHGv)

157 He is not quitting because he was banging that woman, he is getting canned because of something else. The fvcking of a co worker resignation is a red herring.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (bVYXr)

That's my thought as well. An affair is such a banal event among the "elites" that there's got to be something else.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (II3Gr)

158 There has to be more to Zucker's leaving than shtupping Andy Cuomo's old side piece.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

159 I like this look on a woman:

https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)
==================
Art!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (ji6qo)

160 I like the way the guy says the relationship 'evolved'

became more...
penetrative, I guess

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (geLO8)

161 SE Cupp

Stunned.

Right.
That's what you say when you don't really want to say anything and in fact have nothing to say but you are convinced thousands of readers are hanging on your every word, so you have to say something.
Gawd.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (axyOa)

162 There's six pottery stores in Vermont, and they all are run by that one lady.

Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (qpX6U)

163 Is Zucker saying Chris tattled on him?

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (AD3JT)

164 An IT 12.

you mean

00001100

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (yrol0)

165 also, I heard that astronomers believe they have spotted a new moon circling one of the outer planets. It appears to be shaped like a potato, so they're naming it Stelter.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (Ynyl9)

166 Zucker has a type.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Stupid and crooked?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (FVME7)

Yes , with a long face.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (ZVFID)

167 Did Zucker claim to go hiking but jet off to be with Allison?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (crngH)

168 I mean, her face isn't as horsey as SJP, but goddamn that nose. Goebbels would insist to tone the propaganda down a notch. If she's a bird person masquerading as human that would explain a lot.
Posted by: trev006 at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (Eqkqm)


Dying over here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (Ez6QX)

169 148 I dunno. She's a possible work six.
She's an accounting 7, marketing 5
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)
=========
An IT 12.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Female and breathing is an IT 9.
Posted by: rickb223

using this logic, TrigglyPuff is a binary 1 on the IT scale.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (IJES/)

Noooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (OyZ4J)

170 It's good to see that Gollust got to keep her job despite doing exactly what gets a man fired. Viva LA Equity!

Posted by: Mika Blojohnsky at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (2UGRQ)

171 Knickers Sundays. In account of the book thread.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (dmWPe)

172 I like this look on a woman:

https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (4I/2K)

173 One wonders what Zuck really did....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (g43JH)

174 why is it so difficult for married people to stay faithful to their spouse?

Infidelity isn't really about sex.

Posted by: Whooopi The Hutt at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (8u/ei)

175 like the way the guy says the relationship 'evolved'

became more...
penetrative, I guess
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (geLO

He evolved his way into her pants.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (eGTCV)

176 From Kat Rosenfield on Twitter:
'the two-week cooldown period in which a controversial person is suspended purely for PR purposes will hereafter be known as a "Whoopi cushion"'

Posted by: ertdfg at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (I388C)

177 I like this look on a woman:

https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)


**smashes plate on floor**

Hopa!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (2JVJo)

178 Does Allison Gollusty still have her job?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (Zv9tI)

179 >>>Right.
That's what you say when you don't really want to say anything and in fact have nothing to say but you are convinced thousands of readers are hanging on your every word, so you have to say something.
Gawd.
Posted by: Diogenes

Yes, yes, 100%.

Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (0G13K)

180 i picked the one where she was showing off her hoots

Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (0G13K)

I guess it's knockers Wednesday here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM


Wip em out Wednesday. That used to be a bit on the Opie and Anthony show back in the day. Women would drive around Boston and NYC with their boobs out and call into the show.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (bVYXr)

181 S.E. Cupps, once again demonstrating that her bra size is larger than her IQ.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (HhfIU)

182 https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

My kind of woman...drunk.

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (5iUNf)

183 Hedy Lamarr. Probably NSFW:

https://tinyurl.com/2wahdypp
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

She looks like she sees Andy Cuomo coming.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (FVME7)

184 137 I like this look on a woman:

https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford


Seems the nips are the theme of the day. I admire how the photographer set that up to have one straight-on to the camera and one in perfect profile.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (8erNz)

185 He is not quitting because he was banging that woman, he is getting canned because of something else. The fvcking of a co worker resignation is a red herring.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerl
---------

Wasn't there something about ATT spinning CNNto Discovery and them making it "real news"?

Posted by: Braenyard's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (MKW4e)

186 Knickers Sundays. Ion account of the book thread.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (dmWPe)

187 Stunned.

Right.
That's what you say when you don't really want to say anything and in fact have nothing to say but you are convinced thousands of readers are hanging on your every word, so you have to say something.
Gawd.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM


We prefer unexpectedly.

Posted by: The White House Press Office at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (a3Q+t)

188 I'm just glad Zucker didn't say "pussy."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (IytoW)

189 Doesn't SE Cupp still have Beck's pecker tracks on her back?

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (GYllL)

190 I think this is where legendary Moron "Masturbatin' Pete" has the inside track on job security?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (QzJWU)

191 143 Common theme today (2/2/22) at the AoSHQ. 2 = boobies
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (CjHGv)

Oh, thank goodness- I haven't missed it!

*opens window*

Boy! Go to the market and buy the biggest set of knockers you can find!

*tosses coin*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (dNqv+)

192 Zucker's "type" is based proximity and moral laxity.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (oWBc3)

193 To add to Whoopi's reading list on the Shoah...

The Holocaust Chronicle: A History in Words and Pictures. Legacy Publishing, 2007.

The pictures might get through to her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (crngH)

194 I just want to know how desperate and/or drunk those guys were who knocked up Whoopi Goldberg 8 times. I don't like bashing women based on their looks but she is one of the ugliest females I have ever seen, especially in show biz.

How does a hideous woman parley one melodrama into a huge career like that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

195

Why isn't the chick with the big schnozz fired too?

And did Don Lemond have an affair with Fareed Zachacarika?

Goodness!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (XnbJC)

196 Tater is the court jester to the dwarf king Zucker. He's gonna have to learn how to please the new king, or he won't last long.

Posted by: Revenant at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (T4RS9)

197 I came to CNN on January 28th, 2013. Together, we lost 90% of out audience.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (pbStR)

198 183 Hedy Lamarr. Probably NSFW:

https://tinyurl.com/2wahdypp
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

She looks like she sees Andy Cuomo coming.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (FVME7)

ITS HEDLEY

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (yrol0)

199 Zucker's no looker, neither is she. Mutual attraction of the nominal ugly. Bet they did it with the lights off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (BFigT)

200 I like this look on a woman:

https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford

Reminds me of Rosita from the cantina.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (eGTCV)

201 My mother would say: she is probably a "very sweet-looking girl" in person, when "her personality can shine." No sure how she would say something nice about Zucker.

Posted by: EveR at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (MUpk6)

202 using this logic, TrigglyPuff is a binary 1 on the IT scale.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (IJES/)
++++
As a tech worker, I assure you this is not true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (DU+/6)

203 I like this look on a woman:

https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)
==================
Art!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (ji6qo)
***

Damn. I miss college.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (axyOa)

204 I like this look on a woman:

https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Olga had a long day killing and cooking rabbits.

Posted by: Miklos, NTTAWWT at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (QzkSJ)

205 you have to remember that is a pro pic, so she's probs a real horseface, at best

my ex could make a pig's ear look like a silk purse

it was kinda amazing

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (us2H3)

206 >Hedy Lamarr. Probably NSFW:


That's Hedley...

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (geLO8)

207 Lots of photos of her smiling, online. There's one I see where she is isn't smiliing and she is not pretty at all in that one.

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (OyZ4J)

208 "I like this look on a woman: https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy"

She looks like the type to drink up the whole stash. Makes me thirsty to look at her.

Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (qpX6U)

209 Servicing Zucker wasn't a big job.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (sVfvf)

210 Hedy Lamarr. Probably NSFW

That's HEDLEY!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

211 I'm going to assume the floor and walls at CNN headquarters are very, very sticky.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (HmZuC)

212 why is it so difficult for married people to stay faithful to their spouse?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (IJES/)

Depends on the person. I never cheated. My ex probably did. But there are all kinds of reasons, outside of pathology or just being a shitty person. Boredom, loneliness, neglect, celibacy (yes this happens in marriage), desperation. You're so empty, hurt, lonely and dead inside that the attention of another would be like a cool drink of water to a dying man in the desert.

But sometimes people are just shitbags.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (II3Gr)

213 200 I like this look on a woman:

https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford

Reminds me of Rosita from the cantina.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (eGTCV)

==========

It is Gemma Arterton. I think it's from a movie, though I don't know which.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

214 Here's another tidbit from the Radar article:

"At one point, Radar has been told Gollust had the network's frantic press office create accounts with all the major paparazzi agencies to search for any potential images of them together. They weren't entirely paranoid: Radar has learned one media outlet was so hot on their trail, it commissioned photographers to tail the two cable heavyweights--who just happened to live in the same luxury apartment building, albeit in separate apartments."

Let's see. You're a top executive at a major media company, and you have your underlings open accounts with papparazzi firms, who could use your company as a buyer for their photos. You don't exert any leverage over them as a result? If they can do this to cover for their executives, could they also do this to cover for favored individuals? I guess to ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (mdjgu)

215 194 I just want to know how desperate and/or drunk those guys were who knocked up Whoopi Goldberg 8 times. I don't like bashing women based on their looks but she is one of the ugliest females I have ever seen, especially in show biz.

How does a hideous woman parley one melodrama into a huge career like that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


As the line goes, I wouldn't touch that with YOUR dick.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (8erNz)

216 Birds of a feather, *flock* together.

*checks AoSHQ Style guide

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (w9Wax)

217 What's the big deal, it's just two white people having a work affair....

Posted by: Whoopsie at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (iZdZh)

218 This glistening brunette is very happy that she's never worked for CNN:
https://is.gd/Hk2XWq

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)

219 CNN is Tinder for J-School grads and political sycophants.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (QDEj3)

220 I'm not gonna say anything more till I hear from Don LeMon

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (g43JH)

221 Keep reading Gollust as Gollum and cracking myself up.

Posted by: DaisyB at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (Hswbs)

222 my ex could make a pig's ear look like a silk purse

Photoshop can fix many things but not everything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (crngH)

223 184 Seems the nips are the theme of the day. I admire how the photographer set that up to have one straight-on to the camera and one in perfect profile.

so you're saying the angle between the nipples is a perfect ninety degrees? more research is needed.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (sGtp+)

224 CNN is Tinder for J-School grads and political sycophants.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (QDEj3)
++++
Isn't that every news room?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)

225 I dunno. She's a possible work six.
She's an accounting 7, marketing 5
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)
=========
An IT 12.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Female and breathing is an IT 9.
Posted by: rickb223

using this logic, TrigglyPuff is a binary 1 on the IT scale.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (IJES/)

objection, assumes fact not in evidence... no way it's female...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (8D42x)

226 Hey -- maybe it's time to start sending out resumes to "think tanks," huh? You know, where you can do all your "thinking" at? The "thinking" you're so good at?

lol brutal

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (DJFLF)

227 Suspended with pay. Wow.

Actors, teachers, cops,

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (n/szn)

228 Chuckling at the exchanges on "ratings" for whatshername.

All I can add is that young hot things were non-existent in the fields I inhabited during my max predatory years. It's changed dramatically, of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (OTzUX)

229 If CNN was on top of the ratings, Zucker would have been kept by the new owners. Since it is not, the affair makes it easy to get rid of him without a massive golden handshake.

As Ace notes, the elites in the media knew about the whole deal for years just like they knew that Chris Cuomo was an unpaid pr guy for his brother and was a hotheaded idiot, like they knew Cuomo was an unsavoury female predator and an aggressive, unethical, POS as governor, that DeBlasio was a fake Marxist idiot, and so on.

But they get to know this things just as courtiers did in the days of monarchy; by and large, the public does not because the media's role is to be courtiers to those in power by covering up their misdeeds and promoting their causes. The sad life of courtiers is that they enable the elites to do their shit because they want elite status themselves and most never get anywhere close to what Zucker got.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (Iq9dF)

230 Humiliate and fire the Big Boss and you also humiliate, demean, and break up the power structures of his faction in the corporation / government / church.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (Z32m1)

231 "This glistening brunette is very happy that she's never worked for CNN: https://is.gd/Hk2XWq"

Shameless display of elbow. Hussy.

Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (qpX6U)

232 i picked the one where she was showing off her hoots

Posted by: Ace


At least he wasn't showing off his peen. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (uXonU)

233 Gemma Arterton

How she was truly wasted in that James Bond film as Strawberry Fields.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (crngH)

234 Work is a bad spot to be- especially a high intensity job with really long hours. You end up literally spending more time with these people than anyone else. That is not a blank check That is not a blank check for people cheating- and many people don't. However, it does explain work hook ups.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (dNqv+)

235 Just got an email saying my "free" government covid tests are being delivered today.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (bVYXr)

236 re "I like the way the guy says the relationship 'evolved' "

reminds me of: "I regret that what began as a friendship came to include this conduct," Clinton said, "and I take full responsibility for my actions."

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (Ynyl9)

237 There is no point in climbing the corporate ladder to the top to have a marriage-risking affair with "fine to me."
bear with asymmetrical balls

Somewhere some guy is tired of that gorgeous woman's shit so the next best thing is to have strange with someone the wife would snicker at and ignore as a threat.

Posted by: old chick at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (sOete)

238 A man usually cheats strictly for the P. A woman cheats for emotional connection/ reasons. It's not fair but that's much worse IMHO. Of course there are exceptions on both sides.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (ZVFID)

239 194 I just want to know how desperate and/or drunk those guys were who knocked up Whoopi Goldberg 8 times. I don't like bashing women based on their looks but she is one of the ugliest females I have ever seen, especially in show biz.

How does a hideous woman parley one melodrama into a huge career like that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

----------------------

My greatest criticism of Ted Danson is that he harpooned that whale. I'm certain that's what sank his career as TV's swingin' bachelor and not the black face gag.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (YynD5)

240 using this logic, TrigglyPuff is a binary 1 on the IT scale.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (IJES/)

objection, assumes fact not in evidence... no way it's female...
Posted by: SturmToddler


Trigglypuff identifies as 'BO'.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (8erNz)

241 I just want to know how desperate and/or drunk those guys were who knocked up Whoopi Goldberg 8 times. I don't like bashing women based on their looks but she is one of the ugliest females I have ever seen, especially in show biz.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (KZzsI)


That "Mama June" broad has like six kids and they all have different fathers. So there you go.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)

242 Bloomberg
@business
Cutting off sunlight to fight climate change is a risky, last-ditch option, but at the rate we're going it could be necessary

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Montgomery Burns did it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (FVME7)

243 As the line goes, I wouldn't touch that with YOUR dick.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (8erNz)

Not even with ace's BEC.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (II3Gr)

244 This glistening brunette is very happy that she's never worked for CNN:
https://is.gd/Hk2XWq
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)

Smoldering.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (4I/2K)

245 If CNN was on top of the ratings, Zucker would have been kept by the new owners. Since it is not, the affair makes it easy to get rid of him without a massive golden handshake

That's my analysis as well. They needed to dump him so they gave him this story as cover. Inappropriate boss-subordinate affair.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (KZzsI)

246 I like this look on a woman:

https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford


We all do. We..all..do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (VwHCD)

247 "so you're saying the angle between the nipples is a perfect ninety degrees? more research is needed."

Kristin Wigg is like 121 deg.

Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (qpX6U)

248 Covid claims another victim. "Covid made us lust after each other!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

249 Tater's been especially fussy lately, what with everyone's refusal to take his word for anything.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (AD3JT)

250 Oh and media environments didn't used to be very rich hunting grounds. TV, a bit. Print was little better than a defense consulting firm.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (OTzUX)

251 Amazing that some news organization did not discover it.
Posted by: f'd at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM

Well it is the Baghdad Bob network. Literally.

Posted by: AOCee at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (GwxCX)

252 My greatest criticism of Ted Danson is that he harpooned that whale. I'm certain that's what sank his career as TV's swingin' bachelor and not the black face gag.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr


I'd forgotten about that.

Star Kist doesn't want tunas that taste good...

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (8erNz)

253 242 Bloomberg
@business
Cutting off sunlight to fight climate change is a risky, last-ditch option, but at the rate we're going it could be necessary


They're friggin' insane

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (g43JH)

254 >U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years.

Like unemployment, "fixing" thing that have spiked in the last two years because of government overreach.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (44ww/)

255
If whoever the new owner is at XiNN did not want to try and change that whorehouse into at least the illusion of a news operation, Zucker would have skated.

We'll see what actually happens to that channel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (s2VJv)

256 Will always miss Andrew B. Whoopie G not so much.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (u6xw0)

257 That "Mama June" broad has like six kids and they all have different fathers. So there you go.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)

That's always my go to example.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (ZVFID)

258 Just got an email saying my "free" government covid tests are being delivered today.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (bVYXr)


Did you order them? Or are they just mailing them out to everyone?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (Ez6QX)

259 here isn't a bus full of supermodels throwing themselves at me
==
To be fair, it wasn't totally super models that he was bangin. He was giving the waffle house waitresses some play too...

Posted by: he couldn't resist much at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (pDuzK)

260 re 235: be sure to look at the package and tell us where the product is made.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (Ynyl9)

261

Wait, Goldberg isn't her real name, her real name wasn't Jewy enough...

How does she get a pass for that shit? lol

Fucking Hollywood.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (XnbJC)

262 Trump curse.

Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (9VeU0)

263 I'm certain that's what sank his career as TV's swingin' bachelor and not the black face gag.

I cannot even begin to understand what would make a guy like that go for her. Even the shame of doing two talking baby movies isn't enough to drive a man to those depths.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

264 Suspended with pay. Wow.

Actors, teachers, cops,
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid


With pay = vacation.
W/O pay = punishment

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (uXonU)

265 Cutting off the sunlight?

So going to make volcanoes erupt are you? What if we give you one billion dollars not to?

Wonder what the Albedo number is to cause a runaway global freezing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (crngH)

266 Common theme today (2/2/22) at the AoSHQ. 2 = boobies
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


2/22/22 is gonna be LIT yo.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (ZYQKQ)

267 254 >U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years.

Like unemployment, "fixing" thing that have spiked in the last two years because of government overreach.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (44ww/)


It's like a store that jacks up prices 100% and then announces a big 50% off sale!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)

268 i picked the one where she was showing off her hoots
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM


Is that because of the capital A, or is the capital A a result?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (a3Q+t)

269 That "Mama June" broad has like six kids and they all have different fathers. So there you go.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)

That...just...eww.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (II3Gr)

270 244 This glistening brunette is very happy that she's never worked for CNN:
https://is.gd/Hk2XWq
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)

Smoldering.
Posted by: Count de Monet


He should have saved that one for tomorrow. Not enough nipple for today.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (8erNz)

271 i picked the one where she was showing off her hoots
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM

I hadn't noticed.....

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (GwxCX)

272 >>reminds me of: "I regret that what began as a friendship came to include this conduct," Clinton said, "and I take full responsibility for my actions."


he accidentally fell into her naughty bits, pecker first

it happens

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (geLO8)

273 266 Common theme today (2/2/22) at the AoSHQ. 2 = boobies
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


2/22/22 is gonna be LIT yo.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (ZYQKQ)


Don't mess with my 2/2 . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (s2VJv)

274 >>>Zucker's no looker

Zucker looks like a bridge troll whose bridge ran away to be with a better looking troll

Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)

275 any takers on this bet?

in two weeks Whoopi Goldberg shows up for work wearing a yarmulke and tallit.

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (DJFLF)

276 Tater waving his arms around dramatically in that vid is precious. You just know he's scared to death of new management coming in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

277

"That "Mama June" broad has like six kids and they all have different fathers. So there you go. "

I heard that these huge women need help to get impregnated...

It takes two people to hold the legs while the guys slides in and tries to reach in there.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (XnbJC)

278 The PR /CNN trick-the statement their relationship "changed"-

it probably did "change" during covid- whose didn't?

But it didn't change from non-sexual to sexual.

Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

279 267 254 >U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years.


He can start by stopping the fake vaccine mandate and dropping the masks...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (g43JH)

280 Just got an email saying my "free" government covid tests are being delivered today.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (bVYXr)

Did you order them? Or are they just mailing them out to everyone?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM


I ordered them when the website went live. Figured I was already paying for them so I might as well get some of that "free" $hit that I paid for.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (bVYXr)

281 I do not understand affairs and such. She's a decent looking Gal (I said it) and he's a complete toad.

It must simply be ennui. It's fun being sneaky...oh he/she really gets me...I'm getting a divorce form my spouse because there is no spark anymore...crap, the grass is the same color in this side of the hill....

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (fMhOl)

282 Again, why do they never have affairs with busty redheads?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:01 PM (dNqv+)

Too obvious. The wife will catch on real quick with a looker in your office. The kinda frumpy file sorter and ad manager down the hall seems less threatening. Besides she's married.

Why people think that because someone's married that that means they won't be playing around, I don't understand. You believe it about your husband don't you? So I bet her husband thinks the same thing. Sure her boss is all that but he's married and he works down the hall. No time to get together. Well except for that weekend trip that they take sometimes with other staff.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (2O6rz)

283 274 >>>Zucker's no looker

Zucker looks like a bridge troll whose bridge ran away to be with a better looking troll
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)


Zucker is an ugly version of Tater.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (s2VJv)

284 And also: Formerly a PR person for Andrew Cuomo.

--------

Odds she was offered a peek at his salami?

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (XqQMh)

285 That "Mama June" broad has like six kids and they all have different fathers.

Just goes to show, there's no such thing as involuntary celibacy, just insufficiently low standards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

286 moving your family into Zucker's building and whoring your wife out to him takes the award for World's Biggest Cuck

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (L9Ewk)

287 Zucker looks like a bridge troll whose bridge ran away to be with a better looking troll
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)


It's a damn good thing the rest of my office is in training.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

288
Alternate Zucker: "I've driven CNN as far down into the sewer as I care to go."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (pNxlR)

289 Yep. Covid the answer to all of the wrongs in the world. In many ways.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (2NHgQ)

290 By the way, this appears to have been an open secret at CNN; there's an picture of Zucker and Gollust at a Billy Joel concert together, with Don Lemon and Fareed Zakaria.

===================

Will the witch hunt continue? You failed to disclose this improper relationship? Hopefully this also means - You violated your contract?

Don Lemon cannot cry racism if he is one of many that get fired in the (HOPEFULLY) coming Purge.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (Z32m1)

291 Well, she's no Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (sVfvf)

292 U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years.
======

I'm old enough to remember when Joe was supposed to have cured cancer.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (IytoW)

293 "I like the way the guy says the relationship 'evolved' "

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Dude, it was created.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (FVME7)

294 @274

Hahahaha!

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (dmWPe)

295 Did you order them? Or are they just mailing them out to everyone?
Posted by: Jordan61


Covidtests.gov

Four tests but only one shipment to each address, supposedly.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (8erNz)

296 i picked the one where she was showing off her hoots
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM


You're confusing me with your capitalized nic.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (ZVFID)

297 U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years

The same way you eliminated flu deaths, Joe?

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (9Fwwf)

298 When will one of these folks do the right thing and take a walk in the woods with a bottle of Jack and a pistol with one round?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (lz5hY)

299 Stormy Daniels has better taste in clients.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (crngH)

300 >It must simply be ennui. It's fun being sneaky...


some people do get off on the thrill of getting away with something naughty

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (geLO8)

301
It's like a store that jacks up prices 100% and then announces a big 50% off sale!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)

Then your wife goes over there, maxes out the credit cards buying shit she doesn't need, then triumphantly pronounces how much money she saved. She then gives you the cold shoulder and silent treatment for a week, and withholds sex for another 8 weeks because you were upset that she got you $10k in debt again.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (II3Gr)

302 274 >>>Zucker's no looker

Zucker looks like a bridge troll whose bridge ran away to be with a better looking troll
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (dNqv+)

303 The democrats (and some R's) are now blaming shipping companies for making profits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (UuD2k)

304 Does Tater, besides doing pantsless on set, have a George Costanza wallet that, when wearing pants on set, causes all that uneasy shuffling around in his chair?

Imagine all the lunch receipts jammed into that poor cowhide fold.

Posted by: micky at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (3byMq)

305 293 "I like the way the guy says the relationship 'evolved' "
-
Dude, it was created.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch


Is that a way of saying 'he knocked her up and she wants to keep it'?

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (8erNz)

306 77 I would rather see a plague of locusts

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (I09q4)

307 She's got those Doll's eyes.

you know what i mean.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (2O6rz)

308 You nailed it, Whig! Also I think it's fair to say that CNN was "captured " by the Cuomo Crime Family some time ago, and the goal had to be an eventual presidential run. You could see it being set up during Andrew's covid briefings, amazing how it has all blown apart for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (6J/xZ)

309 >U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years


empty gibberish

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (geLO8)

310 Just got an email saying my "free" government covid tests are being delivered today.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (bVYXr)



How come I have to pee on this stick? Is this the right test?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (axyOa)

311 Progressives believe we will reach that mythical point where we don't need government either. The Soviet man will be perfected.

Posted by: WiNO

No Progressives don't believe the state will wither away, they intend to be officials of the state themselves aka dictatorship of the proletariat and the next Beria if not Stalin.

Far too many elites and those aspiring to be elites often destroy societies by their thirst for power and status--the means is whatever pablum that they can sell to the peasants so as to become the despots they desire.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (Iq9dF)

312 If you are a certain sort of person in a position of power, you deny yourself nothing and presume you have the right to anything you can get. Too many execs are like this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (KZzsI)

313 U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years.
======

I'm old enough to remember when Joe was supposed to have cured cancer.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM

He did twice, but you knuckle draggin sister humping white supremacists keep bringing it back.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (bVYXr)

314
If Zucker is a bridge troll, the bridge was that one in Pittsburgh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (s2VJv)

315 "U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years."

We can do this easily by misdiagnosing millions of healthy people as having cancer. When they don't die of cancer, the cancer death rate will drop.

Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (qpX6U)

316 You're confusing me with your capitalized nic.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (ZVFID)


It makes him feel sex-ay.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)

317 like the way the guy says the relationship 'evolved' "

-
Dude, it was created.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (FVME7

Unintelligent design

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (eGTCV)

318
I really think Butterball Powerbottom only has a job because he amuses Zucker (and kisses his ass constantly), like a court jester.

But the King is dead, and now the Tater will be mashed. Bank it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (Cf/uA)

319
U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years.


If there's one thing I can credit SloJo for, it is keeping the defeat of cancer always ahead of his efforts to "end it" by one generation. Job security!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (pNxlR)

320 Zucker looks like a bridge troll whose bridge ran away to be with a better looking troll
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)


The perfect joke to go with an uptempo Rimsky-Korsakoff number

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (8erNz)

321 Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (sVfvf)

Who knows. She probably did butt stuff and maybe was extremely flexible.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (A5RPR)

322 Zucker was CEO at NBC Universal and Gollust was his PR person there. He left for CNN and she left for Cuomo, I think. Then she came to CNN.



Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (9VeU0)

323 U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years


Now tell us about the war on drugs?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (axyOa)

324 It takes two people to hold the legs while the guys slides in and tries to reach in there.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (XnbJC)

Like attempting to artificially inseminate a hippopotamus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (II3Gr)

325 .>The democrats (and some R's) are now blaming shipping companies for making profits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe


the evil cabal that is Big Shipping

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (geLO8)

326 We got our "free" Covid tests. One kit had an empty test tube and another had no test tube at all.

China isn't sending us their best.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

327 My work in Russia after the fall involved more counseling of failed marriages than real work. All those unattractive engineers from Geordie land with new Russian wives and families left behind in the UK. It's undefeated.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (oWBc3)

328 Tater's been especially fussy lately...
Posted by: Ktgreat


Colic or gas?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (ZYQKQ)

329 235 Just got an email saying my "free" government covid tests are being delivered today.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (bVYXr)

-----
According to my inbox, I have won 6 large screen TV's in the last couple hours. Who's luckier than I am?

Posted by: 496 at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (VJsqe)

330 "Hey -- maybe it's time to start sending out resumes to "think tanks," huh? You know, where you can do all your "thinking" at? The "thinking" you're so good at?"

And publicly degrade and humiliate myself to the level of Jonah Goldberg? Whore myself out and admit I'm an unprincipled failure? Fuck that noise.

Think I could make a successful OnlyFans?

Posted by: S.E. Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (NCgXW)

331 Muldoon if you're here, thanks for the pediatric vaccine info.

I checked the schedule and am shocked to see the flu and pneumonia items. Others are mostly long-standing, except chicken pox which is new-ish (and why?) and the HPV thing, which I guess is a whole other controversy. And Hep A and B, which didn't exist long ago of course.

Just winging it I could see dropping half of those shots, little impact. Actually polio and Heps look to be most important, along with DPT of course.

The fun vaccination "news" in my view is the return of the "P" in DPT for adult boosters in recent years. Nice souvenir of lawlessness in borders and migration.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (OTzUX)

332 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (Cf/uA)

Just gotta throw salt in his wound.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (A5RPR)

333 But the King is dead, and now the Tater will be mashed. Bank it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


There's a lot of on-air 'talent' over there that a competent management would send back to doing weather on local stations.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (8erNz)

334 309 >U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years


empty gibberish
-----------------
What about the rising seas?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (sVfvf)

335 Who knows. She probably did butt stuff and maybe was extremely flexible.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (A5RPR)


she looks like a pegger to me

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (DJFLF)

336 Germany

Since vaccines were widely distributed last year, myocarditis rates surged more than 75%.

France

Just 31%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (yrol0)

337 U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years


To this end, President Biden announced he will be expanding the budget for the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases by 200,000%.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (w9Wax)

338 I like the way the guy says the relationship 'evolved' "
-
Dude, it was created.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch

Or saved.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (II3Gr)

339 278 The PR /CNN trick-the statement their relationship "changed"-

it probably did "change" during covid- whose didn't?

But it didn't change from non-sexual to sexual.

Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
---------
And given what we know about CNN (imagine all that we don't?) Zucker's sexual relationship likely change from child to adult.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (XqQMh)

340 222 my ex could make a pig's ear look like a silk purse

Photoshop can fix many things but not everything.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (crngH)

she could fix any still shot

make up super in the movies, can't photoshop that

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (us2H3)

341 301
It's like a store that jacks up prices 100% and then announces a big 50% off sale!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)

Then your wife goes over there, maxes out the credit cards buying shit she doesn't need, then triumphantly pronounces how much money she saved. She then gives you the cold shoulder and silent treatment for a week, and withholds sex for another 8 weeks because you were upset that she got you $10k in debt again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (II3Gr)


Now THAT is the story of Barack Obama. Or Mikey.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (s2VJv)

342 Yeah without Zucker around to sustain jobs for guys like Stelter, expect them to be out soon. There's no way he keeps a major anchor job without the boss forcing it on the network.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

343 Colic or gas?

How can you tell the difference?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (crngH)

344 Tater waving his arms around dramatically in that vid is precious. You just know he's scared to death of new management coming in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (ptqGC)


Is it wrong to pray for that?

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (Z32m1)

345 I was promised the anal Covid tests !!!

Posted by: David French at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (ZVFID)

346 Like attempting to artificially inseminate a hippopotamus.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (II3Gr)

You have to blow first!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (yrol0)

347 Zucker was CEO at NBC Universal and Gollust was his PR person there. He left for CNN and she left for Cuomo, I think. Then she came to CNN.
Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (9VeU0)
++++
Wrong preposition. Probably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

348 "That "Mama June" broad has like six kids and they all have different fathers. So there you go. "

I heard that these huge women need help to get impregnated...

It takes two people to hold the legs while the guys slides in and tries to reach in there.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (XnbJC)

and another to feed the oxygen line, and another to work the winch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (VwHCD)

349 I always wondered how the people at CNN could be so comfortable lying, and it is because they do it in their private lives every single day. From pedophiles, to sexual harassment, to inappropriate affairs --- all of them live a lie.

Posted by: Thatch at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (qWceQ)

350 She looks like the "Female Jerry" that George dated in The Cartoon (Season 9).

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (7JV2I)

351 Yeah, affair started "in the open" in 2020. As in, I'm going to quarantine myself with my "colleague" until she flattens my curve.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (wAnMi)

352 328 Tater's been especially fussy lately...
Posted by: Ktgreat

Colic or gas?
Posted by: Stu Podaso


Start with the Phillips Milk of Magnesia.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (8erNz)

353 If you are a certain sort of person in a position of power, you deny yourself nothing and presume you have the right to anything you can get. Too many execs are like this.

There's no question this is true, but schlubs and nobodies have affairs too. People aren't angsty about vices and failings that aren't common. It sucks, but that's us humans.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (3YVs3)

354 OT

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! SNOWMAGEDDON IS COMING!!!

But seriously folks.. It's Indiana, we have weather sometimes. The southern half of the state doesn't get really horrible weather in the winter, but occasionally we do get some bad. Evidently "bad" is coming our way. The trucking company Hubbymayhem works for is shutting everyone down due to incoming weather. Meh. I don't do that "panic about the weather" shit. If any of youse people are in the path of this apparently nightmarish winter storm, stay warm and safe.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (Vxu+H)

355 Zucker is an ugly version of Tater.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (s2VJv)

It's his Peso-nality.

And Benji's don't need an attractive face on them.

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (5iUNf)

356 Actually, this almost seems like a rom-com compared to the various scandals at CNN. Some good old adult, hetero infidelity not involving children or unwanted groping.

Posted by: pahound at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (M33XJ)

357
Hey -- maybe it's time to start sending out resumes to "think tanks," huh? You know, where you can do all your "thinking" at? The "thinking" you're so good at?


She can pair up with J'noah Goldbrick, self-styled "thought leader", to form the consulting team of "Cupp & Saucer" (named so because J'noah is aces as catching "spillage").

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (pNxlR)

358 Olga had a long day killing and cooking rabbits.
Posted by: Miklos, NTTAWWT at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM


And Montana isn't that exciting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (HhfIU)

359 Btw Gollust is not a great looking woman. She got some fucking crazy ass eyes too. Ace picked the best picture.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (A5RPR)

360 The gal who lives below me seems to be a musician. She evidently plays piano, so I will occasionally hear it in the afternoon/morning. Mostly classical style pieces that I do not recognize.

You know, on the scale of noisy neighbors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (dNqv+)

361 Well Allison is a 1, I will give her that.

Not the prettiest of all time, but over the threshhold.

But then Katie Hill is also a 1.

I am reminded of something my grandmother used to say, "Ugly is bone deep"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (rvnbR)

362
She's got dead eyes, a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (pNxlR)

363 Tater could move north and become Trudeau's press secretary. It would be a singularity of pathetic.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (eGTCV)

364 Their relationship "changed" during COVID.

So, COVID is the reason.

Not "changed" in 2020, or 2021. But COVID. So it's COVID's fault.

Call it the Extramarital Affair variant.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (8Sqzu)

365 "U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years."


He'll euthanize half the cancer patients.

Sort of like him crowing about a booming economy by ignoring all the dropouts from the labor force.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (s2VJv)

366 Now THAT is the story of Barack Obama. Or Mikey.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (s2VJv)

Not just theirs.

*sad, distant look*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (II3Gr)

367 There's no question this is true, but schlubs and nobodies have affairs too.

Sure, but there's a narrower window of opportunity for the janitor than for the CEO. The guy in the corner office has to fend off the women with a broom handle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

368 Somehow this guy stayed on even after the Project Veritas recordings of their Monday meetings. If that didn't tell you that actual reporting is the last thing on Zucker's mind, nothing will. Yet, that got one big collective shrug from the left, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (wAnMi)

369 364 Their relationship "changed" during COVID.

So, COVID is the reason.

Not "changed" in 2020, or 2021. But COVID. So it's COVID's fault.

Call it the Extramarital Affair variant.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (8Sqzu)

Bonicron

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (II3Gr)

370 361 I am reminded of something my grandmother used to say, "Ugly is bone deep"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (rvnbR)


That's one for the embroidery hoop! LOL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (s2VJv)

371 Can you make a Country&Western song about a troll losing his bridge?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (crngH)

372 U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years

empty gibberish
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (geLO


When do politicians say anything that isn't empty gibberish?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (2JVJo)

373 ABC suspending Whoopi is just a pretext for the left to demand some poor soul on the right be executed

nothing happens in a vac

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (us2H3)

374 Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (DJFLF)

Lmao. Gross mental picture.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (A5RPR)

375 >>Cutting off sunlight to fight climate change is a risky, last-ditch option, but at the rate we're going it could be necessary


It should be as easy as throwing up one of those windshield sun shades right?

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (GYllL)

376 Well if there's a spike, as likely, in preventable cancer deaths the next few years, thanks to C19-related deferred screenings etc, then reducing the rate back to the pre-March 2020 level should be like "creating" jobs to attempt to re-create the economy, pre-March 2020.

I know one or two data guys who were tracking this issue from early on, wonder if they have any specific predictions.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (OTzUX)

377 "Btw Gollust is not a great looking woman. She got some fucking crazy ass eyes too."

She looks better in leather with a whip.

Posted by: Jeffz at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (vrz2I)

378 Zucker looks like a bridge troll whose bridge ran away to be with a better looking troll

Zucker makes Mannix's monkey look like Gregory Peck

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (DJFLF)

379 I wish someone would pay me $96K a week to stay home. Whoopie's salary. Does anyone think, especially ABC, that this overpaid toad is going to sit down with a cup of tea and reflect on her ignorance? Are they going to give her an exam when she returns to set? Oh, hell no. This is all window dressing for the rubes that actually watch that drivel.

And speaking of overpaid toads, Zucker actually looks like one.

Tried to watch the reboot of the Roseanne show after she was ousted, it is totally unwatchable.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (oiNtH)

380
Tater's been especially fussy lately...
Posted by: Ktgreat

Colic or gas?
Posted by: Stu Podaso


Bloat. Somebody substituted richer forage for him in his stall at CNN.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

381 I like the way the guy says the relationship 'evolved' "
-
Dude, it was created.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch

Or saved.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (II3Gr)
--------
Over/under on the overall number of blowjobs saved or created?

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (XqQMh)

382 U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years.

Whew! I'll sleep much better tonight in my freezing house because I can't afford my heating bills since food is so expensive now.

Posted by: Biergood at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (FQWHA)

383 Too obvious. The wife will catch on real quick with a looker in your office. The kinda frumpy file sorter and ad manager down the hall seems less threatening. Besides she's married.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (2O6rz)

the mousey librarian look is the one with a complete dungeon and is kinkier that a thai hooker. i'll never understand why people overlook the "shy, quiet" one when that's the most potential to rock your world when she DOES finally let her hair down...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8D42x)

384 When do politicians say anything that isn't empty gibberish?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (2JVJo)
++++
When they say nasty things about vast tracts of the population that they then promise to punish. They mean that shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

385 I love how the photo HAD TO SIDE PROFILE her boob.

Because we shouldn't sexualize or objectify women.

Except when it comes to women who wish to use their sexuality to get a job.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8Sqzu)

386 359 Btw Gollust is not a great looking woman. She got some fucking crazy ass eyes too. Ace picked the best picture.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One


A woman does not have to be great looking to be interesting.

But there is a point at which it becomes 'she doesn't take a bit of care of herself".

Hence Whoopi.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8erNz)

387 Then your wife goes over there, maxes out the credit cards buying shit she doesn't need, then triumphantly pronounces how much money she saved. She then gives you the cold shoulder and silent treatment for a week, and withholds sex for another 8 weeks because you were upset that she got you $10k in debt again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM


That seems....oddly specific.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (HhfIU)

388 373 ABC suspending Whoopi is just a pretext for the left to demand some poor soul on the right be executed

nothing happens in a vac
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (us2H3)


Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (s2VJv)

389 342 Yeah without Zucker around to sustain jobs for guys like Stelter, expect them to be out soon. There's no way he keeps a major anchor job without the boss forcing it on the network.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

-----
So he'll be dumped Apres L'Orage?

Posted by: 496 at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (VJsqe)

390 Andrew Breitbart and Rush Limbaugh... 2 irreplaceable icons whom I miss and love.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (NpAcC)

391 The gal who lives below me seems to be a musician. She evidently plays piano, so I will occasionally hear it in the afternoon/morning. Mostly classical style pieces that I do not recognize.

You know, on the scale of noisy neighbors.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (dNqv+)


Is there a woman across the way who stretches and practices dance moves?

Posted by: L.B. Jefferies at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (h5TKJ)

392 Biden gonna eliminate cancer? Gonna time travel and fire Fauci 25+ years ago?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (A5RPR)

393 That's one for the embroidery hoop! LOL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (s2VJv)


I think that is a Dorothy Parker.

It starts
Beauty is only skin deep.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (yrol0)

394 387 Then your wife goes over there, maxes out the credit cards buying shit she doesn't need, then triumphantly pronounces how much money she saved. She then gives you the cold shoulder and silent treatment for a week, and withholds sex for another 8 weeks because you were upset that she got you $10k in debt again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM

That seems....oddly specific.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (HhfIU)

========

Probably just an active imagination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

395 I just want to know how desperate and/or drunk those guys were who knocked up Whoopi Goldberg 8 times. I don't like bashing women based on their looks but she is one of the ugliest females I have ever seen, especially in show biz.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (KZzsI)
***

I wonder if Stedman can account for these business trips away from Oprah?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (axyOa)

396 Colic or gas?

How can you tell the difference?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM


Pffft.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and Cuck-CCP) at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)

397 I wish someone would pay me $96K a week to stay home. Whoopie's salary. Does anyone think, especially ABC, that this overpaid toad is going to sit down with a cup of tea and reflect on her ignorance? Are they going to give her an exam when she returns to set? Oh, hell no. This is all window dressing for the rubes that actually watch that drivel.

And speaking of overpaid toads, Zucker actually looks like one.

Tried to watch the reboot of the Roseanne show after she was ousted, it is totally unwatchable.
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (oiNtH)
++++
Man. That's close to $5 million per year. That's a whole lot of money. A lot a lot.

Hell, I'd be on The View for $5 million.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (DU+/6)

398 U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years
______________________________________

More deadpanning.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (8Sqzu)

399
Their relationship "changed" during COVID.


'Cause COVID (TM)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (pNxlR)

400 Liberal chicks be ho's.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (RoIW/)

401 Gloating Ace is Best Ace!

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (6eRlp)

402 387 Then your wife goes over there, maxes out the credit cards buying shit she doesn't need, then triumphantly pronounces how much money she saved. She then gives you the cold shoulder and silent treatment for a week, and withholds sex for another 8 weeks because you were upset that she got you $10k in debt again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM

========

And Dolley complains about my $150-200 on movies every month...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

403 Female and breathing is an IT 9.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (uXonU)

Oh no. I have a female IT co-worker. Multi-colored hair depending on the week. IT 1. (I used to work at a number of financial institutions. Far, far better prospects there.)

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (Hh3y4)

404 Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (NpAcC)

Ditto.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (A5RPR)

405 The gal who lives below me seems to be a musician. She evidently plays piano, so I will occasionally hear it in the afternoon/morning. Mostly classical style pieces that I do not recognize.

You know, on the scale of noisy neighbors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM


My neighbor across the street in Connecticut had a 1940s jazz band that practiced in his garage. All WWII vets. They would practice quit a bit on weekends. Once he asked us if the noise bothered us, I said heck no, practice more. Sadly they all started dying off one by one not long after that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (bVYXr)

406 That nose made me instantly think of Jimmy Durante

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (AMIL/)

407 Put her in a powder blue uniform, a pair of white Keds, and she could play the new Alice in The Brady Bunch reboot. For some reason, she's reminding me of Ann B. Davis.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (sVtYq)

408 Uh oh. Mean tweets are back.

https://bit.ly/3IW3jSB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (FVME7)

409 "He'll euthanize half the cancer patients."

The Cancer vaccine has been declared safe and efficient by leading experts!

Posted by: The Bad Council at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (vrz2I)

410 308 Tom Servo, I totally agree. The Media IS the propaganda ministry and courtier for the Democrat party--Cuomo was smart enough to put his own brother in as his paid operative.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (Iq9dF)

411 The only people that force you to give them your money are criminals and the government.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (Y5qcH)

412 "U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death
rate by 50% ver the next 25 years."
=
This is achieveable, if you arrange to give everyone heart failure by the time they hit their fifties.

Posted by: heart inflammation at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (uYreh)

413 Eight times with Whoopi?

Closing time and the beer goggles have been replaced with arc welder glasses.

Just a guess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (crngH)

414 I wonder if they also gave whoopie a copy of 'Maus'

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (Ynyl9)

415 It's the nose, MP4. Shes has a man's nose.

Posted by: creeper at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (cTCuP)

416 the mousey librarian look is the one with a complete dungeon and is kinkier that a thai hooker. i'll never understand why people overlook the "shy, quiet" one when that's the most potential to rock your world when she DOES finally let her hair down...
Posted by: SturmToddler


Let's see...

a) Puts sex toys on charger
b) Shelves books for four hours
c) Goes home and puts on leather, starts up her Chaturbate cam until midnight...

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (8erNz)

417 A week without Jews
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without Jews and I
Still haven't gotten over Jews yet

Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone

Posted by: Apologies to the Go-Gos at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (EughT)

418 I'm old enough to remember when Joe was supposed to have cured cancer.

He told us that if we elected Obama, Christopher Reeves would walk again. Oops, sorry 'bout that, Chris.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (nfrXX)

419 >>It starts
Beauty is only skin deep.



but ugly is to the bone

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (geLO8)

420 Bloat. Somebody substituted richer forage for him in his stall at CNN.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

Tater is safe, though, from these type of CNN scandals. The only one looking suggestively at his figure is the guy who makes the potato skins at Applebees.

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (5iUNf)

421 Allison looks . . . stereotypical.

The finest hair and makeup stylists and fashion photographers can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (S4k/R)

422 S.E. Cupp's stunned face...

Shame there's no pics of that. /s

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (KbCG3)

423 Didn't Tater come with Zucker from NBC?

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (AD3JT)

424 That seems....oddly specific.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (HhfIU)

Consider it a composite.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (II3Gr)

425 I didn't realize my Capital A Ace monicker would be so controversial.

I am going back to the lower-case a, even though it makes me less of a man, and probably reduces my testosterone level and lifespan.

But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)

426 Colic or gas?

How can you tell the difference?
Posted by: Anna Puma


The smel...oh, right.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (ZYQKQ)

427 292 U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years.
======

I'm old enough to remember when Joe was supposed to have cured cancer.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (IytoW)

I'm old enough to remember when Mutt Rombley killed people with his Death Cancer Rays.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (njfCw)

428 I mean, thousands of guys nailed Janis Joplin - looks aren't really a barrier.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (7JV2I)

429 That nose made me instantly think of Jimmy Durante

______________________________________________

Goodnight Mrs. Callabash, wherever you are.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (8Sqzu)

430 A schnozz to rival Barbra Streisand?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (crngH)

431 Tater's been especially fussy lately...
Posted by: Ktgreat

Colic or gas?
Posted by: Stu Podaso

Bloat. Somebody substituted richer forage for him in his stall at CNN.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (pNxlR)
---------
Thunderchrome: Tater and Whoopi enter an all-you-can-eat buffet, and only one leaves -- or lives.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (xnYBL)

432 413 Eight times with Whoopi?

Closing time and the beer goggles have been replaced with arc welder glasses.

Just a guess.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (crngH)

The Beer Goggle Paradox forbids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (dNqv+)

433 There is also the thrill off being caught or thinking that you've been caught. One or both partners will do stuff that they surely know will alert their spouse to things going on. Yet they do them repeatedly.

It's almost as if they want to get caught. At least that's my view.

And there is def a thrill associated with doing wrong and then waiting and wondering when/if you'll get caught.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (2O6rz)

434 Roseanne Barr gets canned. Whoopi Goldberg gets a two week vacation with pay.

Both are fat chicks that are or were supposedly comedians.

But Whoopi is Black--so you can't fire her.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (cn6vO)

435 405 The gal who lives below me seems to be a musician. She evidently plays piano, so I will occasionally hear it in the afternoon/morning. Mostly classical style pieces that I do not recognize.

You know, on the scale of noisy neighbors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

You could do far worse than such a musician. Someone playing classical music on a piano today as an adult has to have both dedication and passion. Probably erudite as well.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (Iq9dF)

436 I'm picky in that I would refuse to consider having sex with that young, fairly attractive woman who would not give me the time of day...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (r2qm/)

437 >>> Gemma Arterton

How she was truly wasted in that James Bond film as Strawberry Fields.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (crngH)


She was pretty cute in Hansel & Grettle or however it's spelled

Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (l6b3d)

438
Can't wait until Spike Lee starts shooting off his midget mouth.

best fake black history month ever!

On twitter, the anti-jews and black racists are livid at all the jews.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (3rEjV)

439 Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)

Wat

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (A5RPR)

440 Shouldn't someone named C Cups be hotter?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (Y5qcH)

441 who's that bumpkin who was VP candidate with Kerry? he promised Christopher Reeve would walk again

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (geLO8)

442 "U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years."

He'll euthanize half the cancer patients.

Sort of like him crowing about a booming economy by ignoring all the dropouts from the labor force.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (s2VJv)


Friday's Jobs Report is going to really suck. Will they blame it on COVID, Winter Weather, or Putin's Russia?

Let's Go Brandon.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (Z32m1)

443 360 The gal who lives below me seems to be a musician. She evidently plays piano, so I will occasionally hear it in the afternoon/morning. Mostly classical style pieces that I do not recognize.

careful. that's how at least one "computer takes over the world" movie started.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (sGtp+)

444 you're wrong ace, lower case is more masculine because it makes you seem like e.e. cummings and what's more manly than having cum in your name

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (7JV2I)

445 Maybe the FBI will arrest Hunter today.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (ZEHVO)


I think someone has been day-drinking again. Better chance of choosing the 6 winning numbers in the upcoming PowerBall.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (sy5kK)

446 425 I didn't realize my Capital A Ace monicker would be so controversial.

I am going back to the lower-case a, even though it makes me less of a man, and probably reduces my testosterone level and lifespan.

But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)


Capital A is a non-violent danger!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (j8aRL)

447 Didn't Tater come with Zucker from NBC?

Many times! I mean...never mind.

Posted by: Tater McTater at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (PAauZ)

448 I am going back to the lower-case a, even though it makes me less of a man, and probably reduces my testosterone level and lifespan.

But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM


Thanks, assholes!

Posted by: ace's penis at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (HhfIU)

449 Tater's been especially fussy lately...
Posted by: Ktgreat

Colic or gas?
Posted by: Stu Podaso

A Veterinarian told me that colic in Taters can be deadly if not treated promptly. Or maybe I saw it in a M*A*S*H episode...

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (w9Wax)

450 She was pretty cute in Hansel & Grettle or however it's spelled
Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (l6b3d)

Fun popcorn flick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (II3Gr)

451 To be fair, Allison does seem to have a nice rack - if it's real.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (S4k/R)

452 Too obvious. The wife will catch on real quick with a looker in your office. The kinda frumpy file sorter and ad manager down the hall seems less threatening. Besides she's married.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (2O6rz)
***

Heh.
I had a Captain working for me once. She was a sharp officer and not bad looking. The first social event we had after she came to the unit, she went over to Mrs D and introduces herself and said, "I make it a point to introduce myself to the boss' wife." Mrs D just laughed. But she appreciated it.
I always thought that was a good move.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (axyOa)

453 MAUS made me uneasy.

When it comes to cats and mice, my natural inclination is to root for the cats.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (njfCw)

454 444 you're wrong ace, lower case is more masculine because it makes you seem like e.e. cummings and what's more manly than having cum in your name
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (7JV2I)

Jack Murphy, is that you?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (II3Gr)

455 > I mean, thousands of guys nailed Janis Joplin - looks aren't really a barrier.

Posted by: Broseidon


is that why she sang like that?

Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (geLO8)

456 Their relationship "changed" during COVID.

--

They started to wear masks during sex?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (sVtYq)

457 a) Puts sex toys on charger
b) Shelves books for four hours
c) Goes home and puts on leather, starts up her Chaturbate cam until midnight...


I could use a librarian like that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (2JVJo)

458 I always figured Zucky as a beasty boy

horseface confirms it

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (us2H3)

459 But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)
++++
You can't be a sexual tyrannosaurus with a lower-case "A," Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)

460 425 I didn't realize my Capital A Ace monicker would be so controversial.

I am going back to the lower-case a, even though it makes me less of a man, and probably reduces my testosterone level and lifespan.

But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)

Well, evidently the viagra wore off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (dNqv+)

461 448 Thanks, assholes!
Posted by: ace's penis at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (HhfIU)

=========

Should we keep firing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

462 Yeah, the Capital A is too stronk. It's like every comment concludes with a dick slap to the face.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (3YVs3)

463 and what's more manly than having cum in your name
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM


Cumming in someone else's name, I would think.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (HhfIU)

464 Peter Donklage just called Zucker and said"hey! Quit giving malignant dwarves a bad name!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (6J/xZ)

465 425 I didn't realize my Capital A Ace monicker would be so controversial.

I am going back to the lower-case a, even though it makes me less of a man, and probably reduces my testosterone level and lifespan.

But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.


there are additional options

Posted by: kULAK aNACHRONDA, BEHIND THE nEWSOM CURTAIN at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (sGtp+)

466 There is also the thrill off being caught or thinking that you've been caught. One or both partners will do stuff that they surely know will alert their spouse to things going on. Yet they do them repeatedly.

It's almost as if they want to get caught. At least that's my view.

And there is def a thrill associated with doing wrong and then waiting and wondering when/if you'll get caught.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM


My cousin's husband was like that. He worked for Timkin bearings and would go all over the world to set up new factories for them. Spent a ton of time in China and picked up a couple of hot young Chinese girlfriends that would email him. He left his email account open one day.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (bVYXr)

467 440 Shouldn't someone named C Cups be hotter?

Any hotness she had, she left it at the door when she left FNC.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (njfCw)

468 I'm out of the loop on this Jack Murphy thing. I kinda doubt people are talking about the stadium that the San Diego Padres used to play in.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (7JV2I)

469 There I am - off the show again
There I am - kicked off the stage
There I go - fired by the Jews again
There I go - oy vey

Posted by: Whoopi Sings the Hits at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (K2UYJ)

470
Well, I was drunk
the day the troll
Lost his bridge
And I went
To look for it
In the rain
But before I could
Find it in my pickup truck
It got run over by a danged ol' train.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (pNxlR)

471 But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)


Should've went all caps.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (Ez6QX)

472 Probably just an active imagination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

Sometimes you just need to add the disclaimer "you're probably thinking right now that that could never happen to someone, but it might..."

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (5iUNf)

473 Pick a random letter each day to capitalize aCe just to screw with us.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (l6b3d)

474 Don Lemon and Fareed Zakaria


Isn't Lemon already 'married'? Unless Lemon and his 'husband' are interested in a throuple? I won't judge. I may vomit but no judging.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (sAmhv)

475 o be fair, Allison does seem to have a nice rack - if it's real.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (S4k/R)

I was going to say she was skinny with big boobs. That is not unattractive.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (n3xLS)

476 I look at the pic of Allison Gollust, and then imagine her laying naked underneath Zucker.

And I wonder why she isn't puking like Karen Carpenter after a big dinner.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (sy5kK)

477 Like most who work in journolisming, Tater thinks he is covering up his extreme dishonest under his equally extreme stupidity. But that's not really how it works.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (R0Tis)

478 462 Yeah, the Capital A is too stronk. It's like every comment concludes with a dick slap to the face.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (3YVs3)

And taking BEC upside the head every day makes us feel insecure as men. This is way better.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (II3Gr)

479 Sandler needs to re-do the Hannukah song.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (GwxCX)

480 Friday's Jobs Report is going to really suck. Will they blame it on COVID, Winter Weather, or Putin's Russia?

Let's Go Brandon.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM


They already blamed the crappy numbers on people calling out sick with covid.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (bVYXr)

481 I mean, thousands of guys nailed Janis Joplin - looks aren't really a barrier.

Girls, too. Janis wasn't exactly discriminatory in her amatory adventures.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (2JVJo)

482 wondering if Gollust nickered when Zucky schtupped her

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (us2H3)

483 Its not obvious that its "wrong to have sex with children," according to this professor

https://tinyurl.com/2p889bj6

...he wants to "explore the morality" of it, and thinks that its not "blanket wrong at any age"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

484 But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)

This is how we know it's you. Someone might be ballsy enough to sock you but they wouldn't have the smarts to use the lower case. They think it's understated and humble which is not them. But it is you.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (2O6rz)

485 some of us don't believe in capital privilege.

Posted by: lower your case, and you expectations, honey at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (rO6En)

486 Clearly, Jeff Zucker and Allison Gollust could not possibly been able to wear masks while "working together"

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (RHGPo)

487 454 444 you're wrong ace, lower case is more masculine because it makes you seem like e.e. cummings and what's more manly than having cum in your name
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (7JV2I)

Jack Murphy, is that you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (II3Gr)

Well played.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (dNqv+)

488 BEC

lol

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (3YVs3)

489 I can't keep the players straight, because, well, because I care nothing for them. Is this the ass hole who was caught jacking it during a meeting or the other fag?

Posted by: Archer at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (gmo/4)

490
Zucker's "type" is, apparently, ALF.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (3rEjV)

491 Not triggered, ace, as that isn't a thing with me, but did wonder the first time if somebody was socking you, which might have led to some epic retributions and banninations, that are usually fun.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (OTzUX)

492 Lily von Schtupp, "don't compare her to me!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (crngH)

493 I didn't realize my Capital A Ace monicker would be so controversial.

I am going back to the lower-case a, even though it makes me less of a man, and probably reduces my testosterone level and lifespan.

But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)


Cuck? Cuck? My nick is an homage to ee cummings I will have you know!

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (Z32m1)

494 in the future, everyone will "die with covid"

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (Ynyl9)

495 But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace
---------
Reminds me of a decade ago when Allahpundit would brag on Twitter about being a beta-male.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (rvnbR)

496 S couple at the office left their mutual spouses for each other and have remarried.
Both Christians claiming God brought them together.
That upsets me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)

497 So.... does the HOme wrecker get to keep her job, which she got by having sex with the old boss?

That'd be super for morale at the sinking ship that is CNN

Posted by: Luke Duke at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (238oJ)

498 A schnozz to rival Barbra Streisand?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (crngH)

just so it'll tickle youre butthole when she gargles your balls in a 69...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (8D42x)

499 79 76 "Tell me more about how libertarianism requires subservience to the state while I smack your ass, baby."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
++++
You have it all wrong. If you *really* want to get my motor running, make me scream Trump campaign slogans while you smack my ass.
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (DU+/6)
========
So naughty...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

With most escort services, this stuff costs extra.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (sy5kK)

500 Friday's Jobs Report is going to really suck. Will they blame it on COVID, Winter Weather, or Putin's Russia?

Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (njfCw)

501 It's like every comment concludes with a dick slap to the face.

You get used to it.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (2JVJo)

502 ALF?

I hope Allison ain't a cat--lady

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (crngH)

503
you're wrong ace, lower case is more masculine because it makes you seem like e.e. cummings and what's more manly than having cum in your name
Posted by: Broseidon


ROFLMAO

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (pNxlR)

504 349 I always wondered how the people at CNN could be so comfortable lying, and it is because they do it in their private lives every single day. From pedophiles, to sexual harassment, to inappropriate affairs --- all of them live a lie.

Posted by: Thatch

Now, apply your analysis to the following: politics, leaders of major corporations, leaders of major non profit organizations, many religious institutions, the military, and so on etc.

Summary of lesson, a fish rots from the head.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (Iq9dF)

505 Allison: Here Jeff, put on this Jason Momoa mask - you know, for covid.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (7JV2I)

506 491 Not triggered, ace, as that isn't a thing with me, but did wonder the first time if somebody was socking you, which might have led to some epic retributions and banninations, that are usually fun.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (OTzUX)

It made me wonder if someone was socking him too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (oeVy+)

507 Take me, Ace, before you go all lower-case again!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (PAauZ)

508 You could do far worse than such a musician. Someone playing classical music on a piano today as an adult has to have both dedication and passion. Probably erudite as well.
Posted by: whig

I'd go with a tuba player, though. Better lips.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (FVME7)

509 CNN should re-formulate into a Reality Show. If the nearly-current cast of characters had done that a year ago, CNN would be ruling cable.

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (6eRlp)

510 The RFD channel announces the hiring of Zucker to produce their 0400 stock auction reports.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (lz5hY)

511 I look at the pic of Allison Gollust, and then imagine her laying naked underneath Zucker.

==
as noted earlier of the former presstitute of Gov. Cuomo

Imagine the things she had to pretend to like . . .

Posted by: Shame is part of the kink at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (e5nNp)

512 But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)

Capitalization is racist . Take a two week vacation buddy.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (n3xLS)

513 Who will be the first "minor celeb" to voxplain what Whoopi meant and why she was right?

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (ijga9)

514 Troll/bridge/country song - with apologies to Steve Goodman.
I was drunk when the bridge fell on me in Pittsburgh.
So I had to go out in the rain.
But before I could make it to mama Troll's house, I got run over by the Brandon motorcade.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (oWBc3)

515 Allison does seem to have a nice rack


But a face like a horse.

Posted by: Archer at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (gmo/4)

516 best fake black history month ever!

On twitter, the anti-jews and black racists are livid at all the jews.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (3rEjV)
--------
BREAKING: In Gesture to Re-Unite Blacks and Jews, Sean King Identifies as First Non-White Jew Evah!; Changes Nic From "Talcum X" to "X Commandments"

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (xnYBL)

517
Ah, so we're back to the cancer "Moonshot" bullshit obama started in 2015?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (3rEjV)

518 442 "U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years."
He'll euthanize half the cancer patients.
Sort of like him crowing about a booming economy by ignoring all the dropouts from the labor force.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (s2VJv)

Friday's Jobs Report is going to really suck. Will they blame it on COVID, Winter Weather, or Putin's Russia?

Let's Go Brandon.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (Z32m1)


I hear they will blame it on the huge number of workers without employer sick leave who were out sick with Omicron in January. Out sick and unpaid, but not fired, is currently counted as unemployed by Dept of Labor.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (AMIL/)

519 A rich and powerful man leading an anti-Trump network resigns because...he failed to disclose a relationship with a subordinate?

And this was surfaced during an investigation into Cuomo?

Yes, this is all very believable.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (KbCG3)

520 Both Christians claiming God brought them together.
That upsets me.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)

I've seen self-proclaimed Christians file for no-fault divorce because they've "prayed about it and this is what God wants." Nobody is impervious to self-delusional rationalizing bullshit. But it's far worse when you invoke God's name to rationalize something directly antithetical to Christian teaching.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (II3Gr)

521 The Washington Football Team finally has a new name

The Washington Commanders

I guess this name is trigger-proof?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (njfCw)

522 ace has decided to go all Joe Rogan to his critics.

Sad. Low T.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (dNqv+)

523 This entire scenario played out over at Intel, the microprocessor manufacturer, when the CEO "BK" allowed the new IC process to fall behind costing Intel billions. When he left, they blamed a consensual affair, not the billions he had lost stockholders.

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (RHGPo)

524 Keep the capitalized Ace.

There may be imitations but your writings are authentically yourself.

Don't ever change. Everyone needs an Ecclesiastes for their era.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (Iq9dF)

525 In other news- Alexander Vindman is a slimy, disgusting, smarmy, petty little worm. Sue me.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (NpAcC)

526 But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)

Bottom line - letters are for pussies

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (ijga9)

527 Its not obvious that its "wrong to have sex with children," according to this professor

https://tinyurl.com/2p889bj6

...he wants to "explore the morality" of it, and thinks that its not "blanket wrong at any age"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (KZzsI)


That man needs to find out that it is not wrong for HIM to have sex with a woodchipper. Soon.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (Z32m1)

528 Cannot rag on Zucker for this since MR NEC was retired (sarc) from his career of 23 + years and one of the reasons was his relationship with me. Not the real reason, that was undermining his boss and our relationship just gave it more credence. I will laugh because Zucker spent a lot of time with his news organization accusing people much better than him of this type of thing or worse. Sanctimonious little twat.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (2NHgQ)

529 I hear they will blame it on the huge number of workers without employer sick leave who were out sick with Omicron in January. Out sick and unpaid, but not fired, is currently counted as unemployed by Dept of Labor.
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (AMIL/)


BS....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (g43JH)

530
Is this the ass hole who was caught jacking it during a meeting or the other fag?

Posted by: Archer


Toobin. Now noted in the Urban Dictionary: "There I was, just toobin' my dick like it owed me money when I saw the number of viewers was skyrocketing!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (pNxlR)

531 The Washington Football Team finally has a new name

The Washington Commanders

AKA "Washington Commies"

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (RHGPo)

532 Can't spell "Commanders" without "man."

S'all I'm sayin'.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (njfCw)

533 523 This entire scenario played out over at Intel, the microprocessor manufacturer, when the CEO "BK" allowed the new IC process to fall behind costing Intel billions. When he left, they blamed a consensual affair, not the billions he had lost stockholders.

Posted by: SMOD

Much cheaper than defending and losing a shareholder lawsuit.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (Iq9dF)

534 Washington Commanders?

So rum, sodomy, and the lash?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (crngH)

535 ha

75 Swiss francs is all that it cost for one savvy Swiss individual to exploit a loophole in Swiss retirement regulations to retire one year earlier and receive even more lavish benefits than he would have received had he remained a male on paper.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (yrol0)

536 keep in mind, there is no shortage of people who will sleep with people who are rich and/or famous. When she died, Joplin was engaged to a grandson of J P Morgan (hope I'm recalling that correctly), who later got himself killed in a motorcycle accident.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (Ynyl9)

537 The gal who lives below me seems to be a musician. She evidently plays piano, so I will occasionally hear it in the afternoon/morning. Mostly classical style pieces that I do not recognize.

You know, on the scale of noisy neighbors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

You could do far worse than such a musician. Someone playing classical music on a piano today as an adult has to have both dedication and passion. Probably erudite as well.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (Iq9dF)

Yup, you could live next to me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (VwHCD)

538 441 who's that bumpkin who was VP candidate with Kerry? he promised Christopher Reeve would walk again
Posted by: DB



John Edwards. John Kerry's pick for VP. Such brilliance.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (sAmhv)

539 Does Zucker reside in Zuckerberg ??

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (us2H3)

540
Yeah, the Washington Commies.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (3rEjV)

541 I always figured Zucky as a beasty boy

horseface confirms it
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (us2H3)

so he's a furry?

*enjoy THAT mental image, everyone...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (8D42x)

542 Again, why do they never have affairs with busty redheads?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:01 PM (dNqv+)


They might not have souls, but they're not idiots.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (wAnMi)

543 SE's peak was redeye and she had a lot of competition there. PA Brown and of course Carrie Keagan were way way hotter.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (l6b3d)

544 Remember, Consensual relationships are nobody's business, unless you paid a porn star to fuck you, in which case you should be disqualified from any public office.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (7JV2I)

545

~sob-sob~

I've hit that before...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (K2SnJ)

546 I've seen self-proclaimed Christians file for no-fault divorce because they've "prayed about it and this is what God wants."

I know of a pastor who decided he was going to quit being a pastor and become a missionary to Africa. I mean the whole "I was called by God to this office" thing is flexible I guess, right?

Then it turned out a few years later he had taken a "second wife" on in Africa. I guess God told him to do that, too?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

547 519 A rich and powerful man leading an anti-Trump network resigns because...he failed to disclose a relationship with a subordinate?

And this was surfaced during an investigation into Cuomo?

Yes, this is all very believable.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Okay kid, you got me.

Posted by: Q at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (Iq9dF)

548 S "C" Cupp. The "C" being the only reason she has a job.

Posted by: Brian at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (IJWkh)

549 So what, Toobin had a consensual affair with himself and didn't get fired.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (UuD2k)

550 The Silky Pony looks better every day compared to Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (crngH)

551 Will the nickname for the Commanders be the Commies?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (yrol0)

552 Delicious

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (XvPQV)

553 any takers on this bet?

in two weeks Whoopi Goldberg shows up for work wearing a yarmulke and tallit.
Posted by: kallisto


In two weeks Whoopi shows up having had a Bris.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (uXonU)

554 Its not obvious that its "wrong to have sex with children," according to this professor

https://tinyurl.com/2p889bj6

...he wants to "explore the morality" of it, and thinks that its not "blanket wrong at any age"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM


*hefts tire iron*

Sure, pal...let's "explore" that idea.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (HhfIU)

555 Commanders? Meh. Should have gone with "The Hogs".

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (sAmhv)

556 Have you seen Zucker? No way that was consensual.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (iDcra)

557 It's not that they never do, it's that busty redheads are more discreet.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (ijga9)

558 547 519 A rich and powerful man leading an anti-Trump network resigns because...he failed to disclose a relationship with a subordinate?

And this was surfaced during an investigation into Cuomo?

Yes, this is all very believable.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Okay kid, you got me.
Posted by: Q at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (Iq9dF)

Oh, you. *tussles hair

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (KbCG3)

559 Just think of how many women had to pretend they were genuinely attracted to Hugh Hefner.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (7JV2I)

560 The masks Zucker and Allison use have giant dildos attached to them.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (w9Wax)

561 Beta O'Rourke is the furry

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (crngH)

562 Allison Gollust was Cuomo's communications director before becoming executive vice president at CNN -- where she was even recently tapped...

******

Heh. I'll say!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (m45I2)

563 *enjoy THAT mental image, everyone...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (8D42x)


I'm still trying to get past the one you gifted us with @ 498.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (Ez6QX)

564 you know, I just saw a pic of Zucker at twitchy. He almost looks like Tater with glasses. Might explain something.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (Ynyl9)

565 Allison has low standards
whoops I eat the whole cow is threatening to quit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (Irn0L)

566
Let's see...

no more car emissions
no more fatal car crashes
and no more cancer
no more poverty

And...they're going to "save the planet!"

Why, no, biden doesn't "overpromise" and "under-deliver" at all.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (3rEjV)

567 the skins shoulda changed their name to the "Moels"

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)

568 If there's one thing Washington knows how to do, it's command.

I guess it fits.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (njfCw)

569 The Washington Football Team finally has a new name

The Washington Commanders

I guess this name is trigger-proof?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (njfCw)


Shorten the nickname to the "Commies."
Their team flag has the same color as the Soviet Flag too.

-Someone smarter than me.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (Z32m1)

570 544 Remember, Consensual relationships are nobody's business, unless you paid a porn star to fuck you, in which case you should be disqualified from any public office.

Posted by: Broseidon
_________________
Well, you could simply be tapping your feet in a wide stance in a public restroom and look what happened to me!!

Posted by: Sen Craig at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (Iq9dF)

571 Sean King Identifies as First Non-White Jew Evah!


*side eye*

Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (QzkSJ)

572 "Will the nickname for the Commanders be the Commies?
Posted by: rhennigantx "

That's a done deal. They won't be able to stop people from saying it and will have to change it again.

Posted by: The Bad Council at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (vrz2I)

573 Just think of how many women had to pretend they were genuinely attracted to Hugh Hefner.

Withered, old, diseased 80 year old Hefner, no less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (KZzsI)

574 Zuckerberg is a fucking disgusting filth of an illegitimate offspring alien boinkfest from the planet Kronos. How anyone can copulate with this freakish muppet reject of the Black Cauldron is beyond me

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (VTu1l)

575 Its not obvious that its "wrong to have sex with children," according to this professor
-------

This is the "random professor" version of what Whoopi did. They do this more than you think. How else can we be educated if not by low tier pervert professors and lame brained mental morons who are on the TV.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (ijga9)

576 ace, uppercase is overrated.

Posted by: creeper at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (cTCuP)

577 Ace should replace the "a" with an "@" and the "e" with a "3" to reduce the possibility of getting hacked. And, maybe add an exclamation point to the end.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (DTX3h)

578 Whoopi "Suspended" - you mean like Baron Harkonnen?

Posted by: Et tu Brandon at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (0dmP2)

579 550 The Silky Pony looks better every day compared to Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (crngH)

Damn. That is a callback.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)

580 Should've gone with Salamanders:

Hail, Salamanders!
Foes we will stomp!
Amphibious Toadies!
Filling up the Swamp!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (1OHO8)

581 Allison, I'm now disgraced for drilling you

Posted by: Elvis Costelllo at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (njfCw)

582 maybe SE is "stunned" because she was banging Gollust too?

Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (53oGX)

583 *returns fire*

Futas Banging Incels, I give you the FBI

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (crngH)

584 know of a pastor who decided he was going to quit being a pastor and become a missionary to Africa. I mean the whole "I was called by God to this office" thing is flexible I guess, right?

Then it turned out a few years later he had taken a "second wife" on in Africa. I guess God told him to do that, too?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

As someone who has taken a couple of mission trips to Africa I've had the impression it would be easy to find a second, African, wife.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (eGTCV)

585 Over / Under on Whoopi's weight at the end of her vacation?

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (Z32m1)

586

Out: "Look! Squirrel!" In: "Look! Christina Hendricks!"

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (6eRlp)

587 SE's peak was redeye and she had a lot of competition there. PA Brown and of course Carrie Keagan were way way hotter.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (l6b3d)

This.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (VwHCD)

588 The Washington Commanders

I guess this name is trigger-proof?
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Com(wo)manders

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (ZYQKQ)

589 Oh and Happy Groundhog Day!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (XvPQV)

590 578 Whoopi "Suspended" - you mean like Baron Harkonnen?
Posted by: Et tu Brandon at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (0dmP2)

+1 for suspensor humor.

Posted by: Revenant at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (T4RS9)

591 Quite OT:
You read it here first. Today is NATIONAL TATER TOT DAY.
Two brothers, Nephi and Golden Grigg, along with their brother-in-law started dabbling in frozen food when they rented a plant on the Oregon and Idaho borders in 1934. They focused on making French fries, but the waste fed to cattle seemed excessive.

So basically, we are eating what used to be cow food.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (axyOa)

592
Yup, you could live next to me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (VwHCD)

Do your neighbors complain? How do you practice, soundproofing?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (oeVy+)

593 Allison Gollust has very pointy elbows. Every time Zucker was having teh sechs/engaging in decadence with her, he must have been worried about those things shooting out of her right before climax and piercing his abdomen or lower.

I also call bullshit on the "during COVID our relationship changed" description. They were doing naughty things before March of 2020 and they simply used that as an excuse to hook up more.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (Rl7KJ)

594 Zuckerberg is a fucking disgusting filth of an illegitimate offspring alien boinkfest from the planet Kronos. How anyone can copulate with this freakish muppet reject of the Black Cauldron is beyond me

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (VTu1l)

Money.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (VwHCD)

595 *enjoy THAT mental image, everyone...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (8D42x)

I'm still trying to get past the one you gifted us with @ 498.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (Ez6QX)

i'm a giver, what can i say...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (8D42x)

596 510 The RFD channel announces the hiring of Zucker to produce their 0400 stock auction reports.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (lz5hY)

--------

Netflix can always use a good director of Pedo Programming that pays 8 figures/year.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (xnYBL)

597 Out: "Look! Squirrel!" In: "Look! Christina Hendricks!"
Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (6eRlp)

What! Where?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (dNqv+)

598 I expect a lot of churn at the top of the billionaire's minions. They have run the credibility of their organizations into the ground at the behest of their masters and now they have "generational wealth".

They need a break.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (yQpMk)

599 Commanders is a *brilliant* statement name. The fact that it shortens to commies is either genius or providence.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (ijga9)

600 I thought SE Cupp was a redhead. Or WAS THAT A LIE TOO, YOU WHORE?!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (XvPQV)

601 The Caligula News Network. You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Omhudsman at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (d7Ov4)

602 100:
So Zucker's "a repulsive little goblin"? I wonder if Gollust was originally Gollumlust, and lost a syllable somewhere along the way.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (C2SXt)

603 We can get a whole generation of kids believing that commie is short for commander.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (ijga9)

604 Then it turned out a few years later he had taken a "second wife" on in Africa. I guess God told him to do that, too?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

Guess so. This sort of thing is why I call bullshit on any so-called word or calling from God that isn't a directly cited quote from scriptures.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (II3Gr)

605 "Over / Under on Whoopi's weight at the end of her vacation?
Posted by: rd"


That's no moon!

Posted by: Commander Riker at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (vrz2I)

606 It's my understanding they'll let certain men grab them by the pussy if the men are wealthy and or powerful enough.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (A4cav)

607 Does Zucker reside in Zuckerberg ??

******

Berg = mountain
Burg = village

Just sayin'

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (m45I2)

608 600 I thought SE Cupp was a redhead. Or WAS THAT A LIE TOO, YOU WHORE?!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (XvPQV)

No, I think she was always a blonde.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (dNqv+)

609 Yup, you could live next to me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Actually, I think master guitarists are probably the most technical of rock instruments and the best can play damn near anything.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (Iq9dF)

610 Ace should replace the "a" with an "@" and the "e" with a "3" to reduce the possibility of getting hacked. And, maybe add an exclamation point to the end.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (DTX3h)


No, he needs a longer name, 12 characters or more is better. It is too easy to guess thoe short names!

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (Z32m1)

611 Every new sportsball name now has to be approved by the various censorious boards of the various Grievance, Inc. grifters.

Eventually we'll have The Washington Anodynes. The Baltimore Them. The Seattle Cardboard.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (njfCw)

612 Joe Biden saw his shadow and so we are going to get six more weeks of illness and death.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (yQpMk)

613 Quite OT:
You read it here first. Today is NATIONAL TATER TOT DAY.
Two brothers, Nephi and Golden Grigg, along with their brother-in-law started dabbling in frozen food when they rented a plant on the Oregon and Idaho borders in 1934. They focused on making French fries, but the waste fed to cattle seemed excessive.

So basically, we are eating what used to be cow food.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (axyOa)

This is why I don't eat salad either

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)

614 The Washington Football Team finally has a new name

The Washington Commanders

I guess this name is trigger-proof?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (njfCw

Commander in Queefs ( Rick and Morty)

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (n3xLS)

615 Does Zucker identify as a mountain troll?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (crngH)

616 The Washington Football Team finally has a new name

The Washington Commanders

I guess this name is trigger-proof?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (njfCw)

should have gone with the washington generals.

i wonder if anyone would have caught on...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (8D42x)

617 I got SE Gulp to change her hair back one day by making a carefully targeted comment about it on Hot Air. One of my lamest achievements.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (ijga9)

618 Money.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (VwHCD)

Yep. Near-infinite $$$ skews the handsome/rich matrix women have, at least according to that guy who popularized the "hot/crazy" matrix guys have for women.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (Rl7KJ)

619 So, I guess the evergreen fallback, 'To spend more time with my family' is right out, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (DMQdU)

620 Washington Kommandants would be more apropos.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (w9Wax)

621 Zucker's happy to be fired for banging a chick instead of for running a network with lower ratings than Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (VbI7r)

622 So basically, we are eating what used to be cow food.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (axyOa)

Same with Brussels sprouts. That shit is livestock feed. Fucking hipsters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (II3Gr)

623 I had a room mate who played the bass. Which was great because I like the bass, and I didn't mind him practicing. But... he wouldn't ever play much of a song. He would just play a groove. Then another one. Then another one. Just when you are getting into the Family Stone song or the Level 42 song and he stopped and went on to something else. THAT was annoying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

624 Who is taller when they are on their back, Tater or Whoopi?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (iDcra)

625 Sounds to me like Chris Cuomo ratted Zucker out when he was fired.

Cuomo the rat. It's an Italian thing.

Posted by: Sammy "The Bull" Gravano at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (8Sqzu)

626
whoops I eat the whole cow is threatening to quit


Oh, throw her in the briar patch already.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (pNxlR)

627 Don't forget about Sharon Osborne, who was fired for sticking up for Piers Morgan because he was being called a RACIST for calling out Megan Markle's selfishness. All Sharon did, was say her friend is NOT RACIST....and she got fired.

Posted by: wendybar at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (o+/nX)

628 Look at her. She only had one arm. ONE ARM! It could have been me. They could have picked ME ME ME!

Posted by: michelle fields at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (gx1zj)

629 Today is NATIONAL TATER TOT DAY.

--------

Stelter's kid's already got a national holiday named after him?

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (xnYBL)

630 617 I got SE Gulp to change her hair back one day by making a carefully targeted comment about it on Hot Air. One of my lamest achievements.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (ijga9)

Now get her to lose the bra

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (XvPQV)

631 Have you seen Zucker? No way that was consensual.
--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09ZSKE38lTU

she works hard for the money

Posted by: Donna Sommer said it best at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (REqiV)

632 The Washington Votefinders

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (ijga9)

633 Out: "Look! Squirrel!" In: "Look! Christina Hendricks!"

******

Hey, even a blond nut finds a squirrel now and then.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (m45I2)

634 So, I guess the evergreen fallback, 'To spend more time with my family' is right out, eh?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


yep

Posted by: Miss Lindsey, Reaching around the "Aisle" at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (QzkSJ)

635 S couple at the office left their mutual spouses for each other and have remarried.
Both Christians claiming God brought them together.
That upsets me.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)

I've seen this a couple of times in my work life. I'll add that others who celebrated these couples doing that utterly revolts me and saddens me at the same time. I write this knowing that could've been me if I wasn't careful and praying not to do that.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (Hh3y4)

636 Objection!

Cheesy Bacon Tater Tots are wonderful and you commie jagoffs can go shit in the woods!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (dNqv+)

637 606 It's my understanding they'll let certain men grab them by the pussy if the men are wealthy and or powerful enough.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (A4cav)

Meanwhile pretending to be the more moral and virtuous of the sexes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (II3Gr)

638 I don't know, Commanders is rife with toxic masculinity.

I think they should go with the Washington Wokes.

Posted by: Biergood at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (FQWHA)

639 Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (m45I2M

What do you call the place where people are living on a piece of floating ice?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (n3xLS)

640 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (XvPQV)

Now you're really thinkin!!!!

I need to start using my powers for good.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (ijga9)

641 Sexual misconduct charges against a former teacher accused of sleeping with a student were dismissed Tuesday after the former teacher and the student she admitted to intercourse with were married, multiple sources reported.

Baylee Turner, 26, a former high school teacher in Jasper County, Missouri, could've faced up to four years in prison stemming from a sexual encounter with her former student

Zucker should have married her.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (GYllL)

642 Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger

I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status...

Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

643 Washington Kommandants would be more apropos.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (w9Wax)

Alles ist klar, Herr Kommisar?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (8D42x)

644 517
Ah, so we're back to the cancer "Moonshot" bullshit obama started in 2015?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (3rEjV)


Cure cancer and end all traffic deaths, real quick!!! The Junta promises a lot. They'll deliver nothing but higher costs for cancer treatments and for new vehicles with breathalyzers, automatic braking, and God knows what else.

I also expect the stuff to be built with the money from the $1.2T Infrastructure Bill will be behind schedule - way behind. The Junta has probably already started writing a list of excuses. Climate Change, COVID, Trump, and I don't know what else will be blamed.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (AMIL/)

645 Because nothing says "white supremacy" better than "Commander."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (8Sqzu)

646 She's got Man Face.
Or even worse in CNN's eyes, Adult Face.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (vuisn)

647 I also call bullshit on the "during COVID our relationship changed" description. They were doing naughty things before March of 2020 and they simply used that as an excuse to hook up more.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM

But they were masked!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (GwxCX)

648 Washington Blight

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (DTX3h)

649
Ace, did you see the President's statement on zucker??

He calls zucker "perverted" and a "world class sleazebag."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (3rEjV)

650
I got SE Gulp to change her hair back one day by making a carefully targeted comment about it on Hot Air. One of my lamest achievements.
Posted by: ...


Henceforth we shall address you as "The Hair Whisperer"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (pNxlR)

651 573 Just think of how many women had to pretend they were genuinely attracted to Hugh Hefner.

Withered, old, diseased 80 year old Hefner, no less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

He was Epstein before there was an Epstein. Apparently Hef's widow destroyed the collection of blackmail kompromat Hugh kept (at least if she is telling the truth). Would not be surprised at all that intel/leo agencies used him on occasion for honey traps. Once again, a pretty open secret of his degeneracy among the LA elites.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (Iq9dF)

652 Obviously Biden can't make the trains run on time. Let's hang him.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (sVfvf)

653
Cheesy Bacon Tater Tots are wonderful and you commie jagoffs can go shit in the woods!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (dNqv+)

I haven't had tater tots in forever and you're making me hungry.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (oeVy+)

654 know of a pastor who decided he was going to quit being a pastor and become a missionary to Africa. I mean the whole "I was called by God to this office" thing is flexible I guess, right?

Then it turned out a few years later he had taken a "second wife" on in Africa. I guess God told him to do that, too?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

I can't bring myself to offer congratulations.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (eGTCV)

655 The Washington Grifters

Posted by: Revenant at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (T4RS9)

656 Wait, so you're apparently allowed to fuck someone underage if you marry them once they're legal? That seems... dubious.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (7JV2I)

657 Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger

I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)


Wow. Pot, meet kettle. What a dick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)

658 This is why I don't eat salad either
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM


Salad is what food eats.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (HhfIU)

659 The Alexander Vindman lawsuit is just trying to hide ...

JustTheNews:

Classified State Department email declared Hunter Biden 'undercut' U.S. efforts in Ukraine

Withheld from public for five years, memo conflicts with Democrats' official narrative that president's son had no impact on U.S. anti-corruption efforts in Ukraine.

.. two of the people who wrote/saw the email were witnesses in the 1st Trump impeachment

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (RHGPo)

660 Washington Kneelers

Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (5Duo8)

661 I've seen this a couple of times in my work life. I'll add that others who celebrated these couples doing that utterly revolts me and saddens me at the same time. I write this knowing that could've been me if I wasn't careful and praying not to do that.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (Hh3y4)

Not a work situation but playing the God card did happen to me directly. And she was backed up 100% by people who should've called it out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (II3Gr)

662
Yeah, the President made a video and a statement about zucker.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (3rEjV)

663 Whoopi Goldberg Suspended ... For Two Weeks

There's a bridge in Pittsburgh that tried that.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (CTJwJ)

664 Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger

I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status...
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

More projection than food poisoning at a buffet for bulimic runway models.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (n3xLS)

665 The Washington Homeless Bums.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (8Sqzu)

666 Washington should have named their team The Washington Lobbyists. Lobbyists are what keeps the town afloat, and keeps the football stadium filled.

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (Z32m1)

667 510 The RFD channel announces the hiring of Zucker to produce their 0400 stock auction reports.

well, they have to do *something* to make up for the passing of big joe polka

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (oY6Yp)

668
Berg = mountain
Burg = village

Just sayin'
Posted by: Muldoon
--------

Ah. Explains Whoopie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (1vynn)

669 Zucker can go work for Russia Today!

Posted by: torabora at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (WnpTB)

670 651 573 Just think of how many women had to pretend they were genuinely attracted to Hugh Hefner.

Withered, old, diseased 80 year old Hefner, no less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

He was Epstein before there was an Epstein. Apparently Hef's widow destroyed the collection of blackmail kompromat Hugh kept (at least if she is telling the truth). Would not be surprised at all that intel/leo agencies used him on occasion for honey traps. Once again, a pretty open secret of his degeneracy among the LA elites.
--------------------
What woman would not be attracted to a man with 6 inch fingernails?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (sVfvf)

671 I had a room mate who played the bass. Which was great because I like the bass, and I didn't mind him practicing. But... he wouldn't ever play much of a song. He would just play a groove. Then another one. Then another one. Just when you are getting into the Family Stone song or the Level 42 song and he stopped and went on to something else. THAT was annoying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

Just for you, one of the best bass openings:
https://youtu.be/pJV2pWFyfn4

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (XvPQV)

672 656 Wait, so you're apparently allowed to fuck someone underage if you marry them once they're legal? That seems... dubious.
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (7JV2I)

Reverse genders and imagine how fucked up this precedent is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (dNqv+)

673
"egrandizing"

??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (3rEjV)

674 Saw a meme posted on Instagram by Ted Cruz;
CNN, the most busted name in news.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (eGTCV)

675 658 This is why I don't eat salad either
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM

Salad is what food eats.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (HhfIU)

So what do we do with all this salad that's just lying around?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (II3Gr)

676 The teacher is pretty in the cute, next door kind of way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (dNqv+)

677 642 Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger

I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status... Posted by: redridinghood

++++++++++++++++++
Tears of a bitter twisted has been politician. Hope Hawley drinks deep and makes fun of Kinzinger's spelling of aggrandizing.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (Iq9dF)

678 Berg = mountain
Burg = village

Just sayin'
Posted by: Muldoon


Borg=CNN

Posted by: Miklos, revising and extending at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (QzkSJ)

679 673
"egrandizing"

??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (3rEjV)

Not a lot of people act like Egrets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (dNqv+)

680 I hate to be so personal but anyway here's me being a massive vindictive cunt.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (7JV2I)

681 Yup, you could live next to me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (VwHCD)

Do your neighbors complain? How do you practice, soundproofing?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (oeVy+)

They're not close enough to hear me, not in the new house anyway. I only had neighbors on one side at the old house, but the bastard worked a late shift and would be trying to sleep during practice hours. He got pissed a few times when I had an entire band in the basement, so one night I went outside while the rest of the band was hammering away, and it was not that loud. The thing that pissed me off is he built an addition on his house and put his new bedroom close to the property line, so all of a sudden now it was a problem. I decided to rearrange the practice space and point all the amps in his direction and had the band play the devil's 5th for an hour. He got the message.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (VwHCD)

682 Washington Kommandants would be more apropos.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Or Kommissars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (FVME7)

683 "egrandizing"

??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (3rEjV)


Yeah that too. Fucker can't even spell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (Ez6QX)

684 642 Adam Kinzinger
@AdamKinzinger

I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status...
Posted by: redridinghood



FYI: no one likes traitors, Adam. Good luck with your new 'friends'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (sAmhv)

685 >>672 656 Wait, so you're apparently allowed to fuck someone underage if you marry them once they're legal? That seems... dubious.
Posted by: Broseidon

It's MO for crying out loud. Besides, teach is hot.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (GYllL)

686 Henceforth we shall address you as "The Hair Whisperer"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (pNxlR)

Or Whore Whisperer. I'm not fussed.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (ijga9)

687 Tears of a bitter twisted has been politician. Hope Hawley drinks deep and makes fun of Kinzinger's spelling of aggrandizing.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (Iq9dF)

I wonder what they have on him.. I mean to embarrass himself like this.. whatever it is, it's got to be bad.

Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (53oGX)

688
The Karens who watch CNN will actually admire Zucker even more now... one of their own bagged a rich, high-status Communist. Now they can all feel like they have a chance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (Cf/uA)

689 Sonder commandos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (dNqv+)

690 Burg = village

castle or fortress.

Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (CTJwJ)

691 Washington Kommandants would be more apropos.
Posted by: me

Alles ist klar, Herr Kommisar?


Wir treffen Jill and Joe

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (w9Wax)

692 Quiches are self-eggrandizing

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (ijga9)

693 Just think of how many women had to pretend they were genuinely attracted to Hugh Hefner.

Withered, old, diseased 80 year old Hefner, no less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

He was Epstein before there was an Epstein. Apparently Hef's widow destroyed the collection of blackmail kompromat Hugh kept (at least if she is telling the truth). Would not be surprised at all that intel/leo agencies used him on occasion for honey traps. Once again, a pretty open secret of his degeneracy among the LA elites.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (Iq9dF)

Supposedly Hef's son still has a stack of those videos and pictures in a vault. So far as I know, he has no plans on using it.

And Hef was one charming MoFo once upon a time. Then he had money. When he got old, he still had fame.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (XvPQV)

694 Saw a meme posted on Instagram by Ted Cruz;
CNN, the most busted name in news.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking

Heh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (FVME7)

695 Hey Zuck! There is a better way!

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (ji6qo)

696 What is the over under on Resident Brandon dropping an N-bomb on live TV?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (ZEHVO)

697
Zucker is "perverted" and a "world class sleazebag"

-- The President, just now

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (3rEjV)

698 Ah right I always forget it's not statutory rape when the woman is hot, much like flirting is never sexual harassment when the guy is hot.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (7JV2I)

699 What woman would not be attracted to a man with 6 inch fingernails?

Posted by: Puddin Head

Those dosed on drugs like Rohypnol and Quaaludes. The Daily Mail is running stories from Hefner's private physician's daughter who basically grew up in the house which is coming out in an AE ten part series. Bits and pieces of corroboration from other former playmates over the years indicate that it is not a mere hack job.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (Iq9dF)

700 I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see

I wonder what he means by this? What "evil" is he referring to and why does he not explain or say specifically?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (KZzsI)

701 Just think of how many women had to pretend they were genuinely attracted to Hugh Hefner.

Withered, old, diseased 80 year old Hefner, no less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

He was Epstein before there was an Epstein. Apparently Hef's widow destroyed the collection of blackmail kompromat Hugh kept (at least if she is telling the truth). Would not be surprised at all that intel/leo agencies used him on occasion for honey traps. Once again, a pretty open secret of his degeneracy among the LA elites.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (Iq9dF)

It was no secret at all. It was publicized . That insiders claim to be shocked at what was going on is ridiculous.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (n3xLS)

702
Oh shit, Quislinger can't spell, LOL.

Or maybe it's just jargon. "Self E-grandizing." It's what people like him do on Twitter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (Cf/uA)

703 Breaking: Everyone Saw Whoopi's Shadow Except Whoopi. Two more weeks of suspension.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (ijga9)

704 610 Ace should replace the "a" with an "@" and the "e" with a "3" to reduce the possibility of getting hacked. And, maybe add an exclamation point to the end.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (DTX3h)

No, he needs a longer name, 12 characters or more is better. It is too easy to guess thoe short names!


he needs to use a phrase. no one will ever guess that!

Posted by: correct horse battery staple at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (v3pYe)

705 https://tinyurl.com/ya33a6t9

Slapped by the long cock of the law...

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (8erNz)

706 I've seen this a couple of times in my work life. I'll add that others who celebrated these couples doing that utterly revolts me and saddens me at the same time. I write this knowing that could've been me if I wasn't careful and praying not to do that.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (Hh3y4)

Not a work situation but playing the God card did happen to me directly. And she was backed up 100% by people who should've called it out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (II3Gr)

I truly am sorry you went through that. 'You shall know them by their fruits.'-there are more fake Christians in churches today than I'd would've believed ten years ago.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (Hh3y4)

707 Stolen from Twitter - The only person at CNN that kept their hands to themselves was Toobin

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (7JV2I)

708 689 Sonder commandos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (dNqv+)


Aight, you asked for it...

https://youtu.be/H4HIE95Sxgw

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (DTX3h)

709 The Commissars are my team! Love them!

Posted by: Lavrenty Beria at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (ji6qo)

710 Yeah, I gotta say that's some pretty tame ish for a sudden resignation. Smells alot more like the head rat fleeing the sinking ship.

Posted by: deadrody at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (/jrmI)

711 In the 90s, I was listening to an interview of some pop rock band (forgot which one) and they were talking about meeting 'The Hef' at the Playboy mansion. Hefner creeped them out. A rock band that probably had no problem banging groupies 2 or 3 at a time was creeped out by Hefner. I found that interesting.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (sAmhv)

712 I am so waiting for the Zucker movie equivalent to "Bombshell"

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (us2H3)

713 703 Breaking: Everyone Saw Whoopi's Shadow Except Whoopi. Two more weeks of suspension.
Posted by: ...


You can see Whoopi's shadow three states away.

It's been known to destroy crops.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (8erNz)

714 Tears of a bitter twisted has been politician. Hope Hawley drinks deep and makes fun of Kinzinger's spelling of aggrandizing.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (Iq9dF)

I wonder what they have on him.. I mean to embarrass himself like this.. whatever it is, it's got to be bad.

Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (53oGX)

Forget it, Jake, it's Rockford.

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (6eRlp)

715
Maybe Adam can't spell "aggrandizing," but he's managed to maintain an emoticon of dignity in the Age of Trump!

Posted by: Mega Mac at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (Cf/uA)

716 You could do far worse than such a musician. Someone playing classical music on a piano today as an adult has to have both dedication and passion. Probably erudite as well.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (Iq9dF)

Yup, you could live next to me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM


Better than having a clog dancing family living in the apartment above you like that commercial.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (bVYXr)

717 There's a bridge in Pittsburgh that tried that.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (CTJwJ)

Thread winner

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (ijga9)

718 Changes Nic From "Talcum X" to "X Commandments"

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (xnYBL)


changes Nic from "Talcum X" to "X Odis"

So shall it be written. So shall it be done.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (2O6rz)

719 You know, one can't help but notice that the CNN executive had his choice of holes at CNN and chose an attractive-ish genetic female.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (A4cav)

720 And Hef was one charming MoFo once upon a time. Then he had money. When he got old, he still had fame.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Glamour comes from the stories of Welsh illusionists that made the ordinary seem magical. Girls wanting celebrity status and reputation saw what they wanted to see or were willing to compromise to achieve it. Would not be surprised that a bunch of them have regrets about their naivete.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (Iq9dF)

721 ace trucking company

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (63Dwl)

722 Washington Surrender Monkeys.

And now, I wonder, with the grave injustice having been the old Washington Redskins, will the culture have to burn their copies of Christmas Vacation, which includes a horrifying(!) scene of Clark coming down the stairs in a jersey with a giant Redskins Indian on the front?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (sVtYq)

723 If your schadenfreude lasts more than four hours, you may want to see a doctor.

Posted by: WisRich at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (G0vdT)

724 Cupp is stunned that zucker wasn't banging her.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (F4b8f)

725 Great, you guys hurt Ace's feelings, and now he won't post anything new for us.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (Ez6QX)

726
I truly am sorry you went through that. 'You shall know them by their fruits.'-there are more fake Christians in churches today than I'd would've believed ten years ago.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (Hh3y4)

Thanks. They're everywhere, including in the pulpit. Caveat emptor, bigly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (II3Gr)

727
You know, one can't help but notice that the CNN executive had his choice of holes at CNN and chose an attractive-ish genetic female.

Weird, huh?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (A4ca

The real shocker is that she graduated college. Not just the third grade.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (Cf/uA)

728 I am so waiting for the Zucker movie equivalent to "Bombshell"

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (us2H3)


Or Zucker starring in a Larry David vehicle.

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (6eRlp)

729 Hawley is ascending, Kinzinger is dumpster-diving his way to obscurity. Bye, Adam.

Posted by: EveR at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (MUpk6)

730 My phrase is "this is my password"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (F4b8f)

731 Tears of a bitter twisted has been politician. Hope Hawley drinks deep and makes fun of Kinzinger's spelling of aggrandizing.
Posted by: whig


It would also be nice if Kinzinger learned to spel.

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (8erNz)

732 And now, I wonder, with the grave injustice having been the old Washington Redskins, will the culture have to burn their copies of Christmas Vacation, which includes a horrifying(!) scene of Clark coming down the stairs in a jersey with a giant Redskins Indian on the front?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (sVtYq)

Chicago Blackhawks

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (CjHGv)

733 725 Great, you guys hurt Ace's feelings, and now he won't post anything new for us.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (Ez6QX)

I just got here. What did we do NOW?

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (Vr12I)

734 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at

He sounds fun. I would have tuned it out and just talked about you behind your back like a normal person if it bothered me. I want to get along with all my neighbors. But I have tractors near my house all night long and I don't notice them. You get used to the noises.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (oeVy+)

735 Speaking of Hefner - apparently, so many people called him "Hef," that if you wanted to show off as being a particularly close friend, you called him "Ner."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (2JVJo)

736 Berg = mountain
Burg = village

Just sayin'
Posted by: Muldoon


Borg=CNN
Posted by: Miklos

Brig = Vacation home

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (l0Lgi)

737 I am confident the Playboy clubs and mansion were a horrendous and disgusting places. I mean, the girls working at the clubs invented the "bunny dip" so that they wouldn't have to bend over in front of the er, guests.

At the same time, its not like they walked into this unaware of the place and what its about and they all seemed to be willing to do it, so complaining now seems... I dunno, insincere

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (KZzsI)

738 Better than having a clog dancing family living in the apartment above you like that commercial.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (bVYXr)

Those are pretty funny. I liked the one where they were concerned about the fencing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (II3Gr)

739 Great, you guys hurt Ace's feelings, and now he won't post anything new for us.



Bastards

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (b+Fr8)

740 I just got here. What did we do NOW?
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (Vr12I)


See post #425

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (Ez6QX)

741 It's not that ace is hurt. More disappointed.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:10 PM (ijga9)

742 Great, you guys hurt Ace's feelings, and now he won't post anything new for us.

--

We'll get baby bats dressed up in doll clothes and we'll like it!

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:10 PM (sVtYq)

743 I wonder what they have on him.. I mean to embarrass himself like this.. whatever it is, it's got to be bad.

Posted by: Inogame

The Longs of Louisiana would say a live boy or a dead girl. Today, probably corruption involving overseas places like Syria, China, Ukraine, etc.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:10 PM (Iq9dF)

744 I guess we made ace feel emasculated. Someone needs to give him a good cuckolding and a pegging to butch him back up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (II3Gr)

745
That's just two weeks of nonstop pie eating.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (t6XCL)

746 Better than having a clog dancing family living in the apartment above you like that commercial.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022
*
Those are pretty funny. I liked the one where they were concerned about the fencing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022


***
I like the "life coach" series where the guy is trying to keep his clients from turning into their parents!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (txdEq)

747 Ah right I always forget it's not statutory rape when the woman is hot, much like flirting is never sexual harassment when the guy is hot.
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (7JV2I)


I'm sure if it was a hot guy teacher the knives would be out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (Ez6QX)

748 Those are pretty funny. I liked the one where they were concerned about the fencing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (II3Gr)

Angry Birds was imaginative.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (n3xLS)

749 742 Great, you guys hurt Ace's feelings, and now he won't post anything new for us.
--
We'll get baby bats dressed up in doll clothes and we'll like it!
Posted by: Lady in Black


Bat Cafe!

Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (8erNz)

750 740 I just got here. What did we do NOW?
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (Vr12I)

See post #425
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (Ez6QX)

Aw geez, we're just a bunch of bullies, Jordan!

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (Vr12I)

751 Ha, I'm not a commercial guy but I have seen the clog one and it is clever. My favorite is the one where the guy tries to keep homeowners from turning into their parents.

"Do you know who else reads books about submarines?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (A4cav)

752
You want a new post
You'd take a double post
You'll get ace banning himself

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (ijga9)

753 They're everywhere, including in the pulpit.

Yeah, definitely. The Bible made it clear that the church will be scattered with people who are not faithful chosen believers. Not uprooted because it would disrupt the good plants, etc.

But more than a few pastors are not Christians at all. Obviously 1 is too many, but far too many are just in the job for the work and the influence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

754 ace trucking company
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
--------

We do have a 'Ace Well-Drilling Service' here locally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (l0Lgi)

755 Police involved shooting in Minneapolis. The person was murder suspect from St. Paul. He had a gun in his hand.

The police news conference never answered the most important question, "Was the shooting victim Black, or will there be no protests and riots?"

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (Z32m1)

756 Snowflakes? Sponge, he is looking at you, buddy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (o2MD2)

757
Zucker sure threw himself on that grenade quickly. Maybe he just needed an out/excuse to get off the sinking CNN ship.


This photo makes his fling look tall. Is she a bit taller than he is

Posted by: Sphynx at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (rXie1)

758 I like the "life coach" series where the guy is trying to keep his clients from turning into their parents!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (txdEq

Me too until he hit on a thing I do.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (n3xLS)

759 These are rich, elite, inside power players and the best they could do was Billy Joel?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (DU+/6)

---

He is the the Piano Man. Just where else would you take your uptown girl?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (3TihK)

760 754 ace trucking company
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
--------

We do have a 'Ace Well-Drilling Service' here locally.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:1



Ace Appliance Repair

Posted by: Sphynx at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (rXie1)

761 744 I guess we made ace feel emasculated. Someone needs to give him a good cuckolding and a pegging to butch him back up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (II3Gr)

It's what a liminal Alpha male would do

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (XvPQV)

762 But more than a few pastors are not Christians at all. Obviously 1 is too many, but far too many are just in the job for the work and the influence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Bishop John Spong at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (vOGqy)

763 My favorite is the one where the guy tries to keep homeowners from turning into their parents.

While some of those are funny, I hate them. The reason I hate them is that they are pretending you should never grow up and always stay a teenager. Don't be like your parents, that would be AWFUL!

Oh by the way: what product are they selling? What company? Do you even remember?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

764 Why the long face Allison?

Because now you are free to marry again?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (u82oZ)

765 At the same time, its not like they walked into this unaware of the place and what its about and they all seemed to be willing to do it, so complaining now seems... I dunno, insincere

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Well, you might want to read the Daily Mail series on it. Holly Madison put out some of the more disgusting stories about late era Hef, a 70's girlfriend added to it, and so on.

But, predators also sense who is vulnerable and who is not. Apparently dosing them with drugs had a lot to do with loosening their inhibitions. Same MO as Cosby.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (Iq9dF)

766 So why not ACE?

Go big or go home eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (axyOa)

767 Zuckers an idiot. With his money he could pay them to leave.

Posted by: Bosk at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (x6uUk)

768 She's really pretty attractive. But I have a type.

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (Vr12I)

769 Great, you guys hurt Ace's feelings, and now he won't post anything new for us.

Maybe he banned himself again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (2JVJo)

770 What do you think her tit to arm ratio is?

https://youtu.be/i_wTy7Vl67g

Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (Ihjrm)

771 Oh by the way: what product are they selling? What company? Do you even remember?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

I think it's insurance.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (Y5qcH)

772 We do have a 'Ace Well-Drilling Service' here locally.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


The Paolo, he finds this too subtle.

Posted by: Paolo at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (P1f+c)

773 764 Why the long face Allison?

Because now you are free to marry again?
--------------
She has two daughters and a husband. Things must be popping in the kitchen.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (sVfvf)

774 Many of us have turned into our parents. (Not *always* a bad thing, but --) We hate change. Ace going to "capital A" instead of lowercase is *bad* now?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (txdEq)

775 man, the excerpts from Katie Couric's autobiography re: Zucker.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (tixeB)

776 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Bishop John Spong


"I'm sure I have no idea what he's talking about"
--Joel Osteen, Gloria Copeland et al

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

777 Imagine being rogered by a dwarf.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (sVfvf)

778 So why not ACE?

Go big or go home eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (axyOa)


That's what I said. If just a capital A triggers people, all caps will send people right over the edge. It'll be fun.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (Ez6QX)

779 585 Over / Under on Whoopi's weight at the end of her vacation?
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (Z32m1)

To find out, they will have to weigh her on a Cat Scale.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (sy5kK)

780 Way late to the thread.

How many "I'd hit it" comments were there?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (dfRN6)

781 A handy solution to Hefner-sized problems:

Grotto Decon Services

https://tinyurl.com/yskhsjrd

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (vuisn)

782 I like capital A and lowercase A for ace. It's like Superman and his alter ego.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (NpAcC)

783 The reason I like the commercials is because I have embraced the f*ck out of turning into my parents.

I hope I can be half the man my father was.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (A4cav)

784 She looks like an "If They Mated" of Jim Carrey and Margaret Hamilton.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (ijga9)

785 Zucker's Girlfriend is blind? She has to be.

Posted by: portlandon at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (+oR7L)

786 But, predators also sense who is vulnerable and who is not. Apparently dosing them with drugs had a lot to do with loosening their inhibitions. Same MO as Cosby.

Sure, the first time. Then they went back to the mansion. Again and again and again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

787 Why the long face Allison?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (u82oZ)

And that little slut was me.

Posted by: Kamala at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (SH2Zi)

788 Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (Iq9dF)

Not saying the whole playboy period wasn't a disgusting Sodom and Gomorrah but Holly Madison was pissed when Hef broke their engagement and he married someone else soon after. She's a nut.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (n3xLS)

789 Zuck's cum-dumpster is decent looking.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (ufFY8)

790 Me too until he hit on a thing I do.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (n3xLS)


Is it the pointing out a landmark thing? Because I did that on one of our recent flights and my husband said, "we will not point out landmarks!"

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (Ez6QX)

791 And now I'm going to go smoke my pipe

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (A4cav)

792 Next post will be all caps. Believe me.

Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (b+Fr8)

793 While some of those are funny, I hate them. The reason I hate them is that they are pretending you should never grow up and always stay a teenager. Don't be like your parents, that would be AWFUL!

Oh by the way: what product are they selling? What company? Do you even remember?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022


***
Either Progressive or Geico insurance. Both use humor (as so many insurance company spots do).

They are cleverly done, especially the choice of the same moderately-sad music for all of them. You hear that, it's like a theme song to a favorite TV show.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (txdEq)

794 nic update

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

795 755 Police involved shooting in Minneapolis. The person was murder suspect from St. Paul. He had a gun in his hand.

The police news conference never answered the most important question, "Was the shooting victim Black, or will there be no protests and riots?"
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (Z32m1)

Is it an election year?

[ ] yes
[ ] no

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (KbCG3)

796 He sounds fun. I would have tuned it out and just talked about you behind your back like a normal person if it bothered me. I want to get along with all my neighbors. But I have tractors near my house all night long and I don't notice them. You get used to the noises.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (oeVy+)

It was not that loud. It was sound proofed, and the amps originally faced away from him. The ceiling was insulated and had 5/8 sheetrock. The basement windows were lined with styrofoam, and boarded over with 3/4 plywood, and them styrofoamed over, and the walls were lined with shipping blankets. It was barley loud outside, and he's telling me he needed headphones to sleep. I told him sue his contractor for building shitty paper thin walls on his addition if thats the case. He was just being an asshole.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (VwHCD)

797 Great, you guys hurt Ace's feelings, and now he won't post anything new for us.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (Ez6QX)

I miss all the fun.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (SH2Zi)

798 "Zucker's Girlfriend is blind? She has to be."

She saw his wallet?

Posted by: Bosk at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (x6uUk)

799 But, predators also sense who is vulnerable and who is not.

**

(looks up to see if Whoopi Goldberg is in a tree making clicking sounds)

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (A4cav)

800 620 Washington Kommandants would be more apropos.

Heh - yep. That's what we should call them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (njfCw)

801 How many "I'd hit it" comments were there?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (dfRN6)


Lots.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (Ez6QX)

802 Jordan - Well of course, all teenage boys are literally just balls of horny and would fuck every teacher if they could. Teenage girls are coquettish wallflowers who never are tainted by something as silly as raw lust. It's also very well known that girls that age are never attracted to older men in positions of power, and they're definitely not seeking a father figure.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (7JV2I)

803 Those are pretty funny. I liked the one where they were concerned about the fencing.

Only problem is that while I liked and remember the commercials, I don't remember which company they were for. That should count as a fail in the ad industry.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (nfrXX)

804 That's what I said. If just a capital A triggers people, all caps will send people right over the edge. It'll be fun.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (Ez6QX)

Exactly.
It's not like people get all butt hurt and go reeeeeee.

It's REEEEEE!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (axyOa)

805 779 585 Over / Under on Whoopi's weight at the end of her vacation?
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (Z32m1)

To find out, they will have to weigh her on a Cat Scale.
----------------
Does she have a stainless steel shitter? I wouldn't trust porcelain if I were her.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (sVfvf)

806 Did anybody get a pantload of this from yesterday? It's literally incredible.

@JustinTrudeau
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (sVtYq)

807 This Allison Gollust lady is pretty attractive. Not Playmate/Penthouse/Pr0nHub level of hot, but attractive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (txdEq)

808 I like capital A and lowercase A for ace. It's like Superman and his alter ego.
Posted by: redridinghood
----

clark kent?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (ELgVT)

809 551 Will the nickname for the Commanders be the Commies?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (yrol0)

Early returns from this blog says: YES!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (sy5kK)

810 They're everywhere, including in the pulpit.

Yeah, definitely. The Bible made it clear that the church will be scattered with people who are not faithful chosen believers. Not uprooted because it would disrupt the good plants, etc.

But more than a few pastors are not Christians at all. Obviously 1 is too many, but far too many are just in the job for the work and the influence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

My family wonders why I am quite wary of everyone at every church we go to. I've discovered a number of 'tells' or indicators that someone is a fake or not. Sometimes it takes years but you do see it once it happens.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (Hh3y4)

811 As for Zucker, they were in love.

Posted by: Caliban at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (HgGBT)

812 This certainly gives WarnerMedia a boatload of 'elbow room' to remake CNN into a real journalist operation.

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (RHGPo)

813 She's got Man Face.
Or even worse in CNN's eyes, Adult Face.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (vuisn)

She's not bad . . . with a nose job.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (SH2Zi)

814 It's what a liminal Alpha male would do
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (XvPQV)

He will be giga-Chad again.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (II3Gr)

815 I cannot turn into my Dad. He was a hypocrite Democrat to claimed everyone save himself should pay their fair of taxes. He cheated on taxes all the time and voted for Carter TWICE. Finally realized Reagan was good and voted for him on reelection. But still. Told me once I should trust the government. I replied sure, like the Founding Fathers trusted government. Fuck that noise, Dad.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 01:20 PM (o2MD2)

816 Looking at that photo of her again and her assets: you can't tell if they're real.

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 01:20 PM (OyZ4J)

817 806-
Trudeau really should get out more.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 01:20 PM (AD3JT)

818 Well I'm late for my walk. See you all in a bit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:20 PM (Ez6QX)

819 We going to 1K on this one?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:20 PM (I09q4)

820 Zucker wanted to F**her.

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (RHGPo)

821 UNEXPECTEDLY: US Lost 301,000 Jobs in January vs Predicted 200,000 Gained

Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (W3VUu)

822 Lots.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (Ez6QX)

You probably shouldn't wish to hit on a woman whose eyes are so close together she could use a monocle for both at the same time...

But this since this feature has nothing to do with her bewbs - yeah, signs point to 'hit'.

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (5iUNf)

823 Did anybody get a pantload of this from yesterday? It's literally incredible.

@JustinTrudeau
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM


Dafuq?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (HhfIU)

824 821 UNEXPECTEDLY: US Lost 301,000 Jobs in January vs Predicted 200,000 Gained
Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (W3VUu)

=========

Before we get all pitchforky...let's wait until the official numbers, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

825 The reason I hate them is that they are pretending you should never grow up and always stay a teenager.

--

I think the vast majority of commercials are infantile. I guess advertisers think everybody has the humor of a 12 year old boy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (sVtYq)

826
It was not that loud. It was sound proofed, and the amps originally faced away from him. The ceiling was insulated and had 5/8 sheetrock. The basement windows were lined with styrofoam, and boarded over with 3/4 plywood, and them styrofoamed over, and the walls were lined with shipping blankets. It was barley loud outside, and he's telling me he needed headphones to sleep. I told him sue his contractor for building shitty paper thin walls on his addition if thats the case. He was just being an asshole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonhead

He's a d*ck. He'd complain about everything in that case.He sounds like Mrs Kravitz from bewitched.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (oeVy+)

827 A lot of the women that get bagged on her are good looking enough that they would look right through me if we met. I have a mirror. That being said, I like to critique and insult Leftist Harpies. Because Leftist.

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (Vr12I)

828 Daily Mail headline:

Ousted Chris Cuomo 'forced CNN boss Jeff Zucker's resignation by blowing whistle on his open-secret affair' with staffer Allison Gollust while fighting for $18million severance

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (AMIL/)

829 Zuck's cum-dumpster is decent looking.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (ufFY

yeah, she isn't ghoulish, but decent. I probably would have to be a little drunk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (VwHCD)

830 Buh bye, Zuck.

I hope
Horse face was worth it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (haWye)

831 you're wrong ace, lower case is more masculine because it makes you seem like e.e. cummings and what's more manly than having cum in your name
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022


***
listen
there's a hell of a good universe next door
let's go

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (txdEq)

832 821 UNEXPECTEDLY: US Lost 301,000 Jobs in January vs Predicted 200,000 Gained
--------------
I blame the truckers and the unvaxxed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (sVfvf)

833 Did you guys piss Ace off again?

Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (+ya+t)

834 Either Progressive or Geico insurance.

See, how's that helping them?

They spend a good million bucks on each of these ads, and then spend millions more buying air time and you can't even remember the name of the company.

Advertising is 90% a scam, for advertising companies to continue to get work. They aren't advertising your business, they're advertising their ad company.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (KZzsI)

835 823 @JustinTrudeau
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM

Dafuq?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (HhfIU)

=========

"No vaccines."
"Shut up, racists."
"Oh, jeez. Sorry. We'll go home now."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

836 Glad to see many many agree she wasn't worth going after

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (I09q4)

837 AdamKinzinger

I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status...
Posted by: redridinghood

Oh gee, there's nothing personal in that. Kinzinger is just projecting what he himself is.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (oiNtH)

838 I get CYA desire of the CNN staff to feign shock at this, but doesn't doing so seem to hurt their credibility (don't laugh) as serious, investigative journalists? "Whoever could have known such a thing was happening under our very noses....anywho, let's go back to our insightful expert perspective on contemporary events."

Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (SOV+T)

839 I probably would have to be a little drunk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (VwHCD)

I was going to be anyway.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (Y5qcH)

840 we're going to hit Whoopie's BMI before there is a new thread I think.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (CjHGv)

841 She kinda looks like a much older Alana Haim, and I'd do unspeakable things to her, so she's probably a 1.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (7JV2I)

842 With Zucker, Deep Throat is an unnecessary upgrade.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (sVfvf)

843 It was not that loud. It was sound proofed, and the amps originally faced away from him. The ceiling was insulated and had 5/8 sheetrock. The basement windows were lined with styrofoam, and boarded over with 3/4 plywood, and them styrofoamed over, and the walls were lined with shipping blankets. It was barley loud outside, and he's telling me he needed headphones to sleep. I told him sue his contractor for building shitty paper thin walls on his addition if thats the case. He was just being an asshole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (VwHCD)

There are some soundproofing projects at instructables . com that seem pretty good. One project claimed a 55db difference using suspended sound isolators drywall and split walls.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (Hh3y4)

844 My donation to the 1K thread.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (PiwSw)

845 This chick and Mary Matalin should compare notes.

Both Zucker and Carville look like they should be squatting on top of Notre Dame with water coming out of their mouth.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (W3VUu)

846 Re: Trudope tweet

Trying to spew the Big Lie.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (ufFY8)

847 838 I get CYA desire of the CNN staff to feign shock at this, but doesn't doing so seem to hurt their credibility (don't laugh) as serious, investigative journalists? "Whoever could have known such a thing was happening under our very noses....anywho, let's go back to our insightful expert perspective on contemporary events."
Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (SOV+T)

==========

"It was an open secret. We just chose to not tell you. Now, for all the news that's fit to air."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

848 I really think Butterball Powerbottom only has a job because he amuses Zucker (and kisses his ass constantly), like a court jester.

But the King is dead, and now the Tater will be mashed. Bank it.


CNN should hire Mark Dice to do his voiceovers for Tater and Oliver Darcy. That would help their ratings tremendously.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (ZGrMX)

849 CNN is fast becoming the corporate version of Epstein's island!

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (RHGPo)

850 821 UNEXPECTEDLY: US Lost 301,000 Jobs in January vs Predicted 200,000 Gained

Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (W3VUu)

--------

Psaki Circle-Jerk: "We're Gonna Make It Up On Volume!"

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (CjeW1)

851 #806 It's even worse than that...

Andrew Lawton @AndrewLawton; 3h
Liberal MPs deny unanimous consent to motion from Conservative MP @ArnoldViersen condemning blackface.
[29-second video]

https://nitter.net/AndrewLawton/status/
1488623375106953219#m

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (UHVv4)

852 Oh gee, there's nothing personal in that. Kinzinger is just projecting what he himself is.
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (oiNtH)

Exactly what I thought too.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (Hh3y4)

853 "Whoever could have known such a thing was happening under our very noses....anywho, let's go back to our insightful expert perspective on contemporary events."
Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (SOV+T)

Totes believable to us.

Posted by: The AP office in Gaza at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (PiwSw)

854 pi]@AdamKinzinger

I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status...


Guess which one will still have a job next January.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (yQpMk)

855 The leader of the Conservative Party in Canada (Erinn O'Toole, I think?) has just been ousted.

Posted by: Revenant at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (T4RS9)

856 So. . . I guess this is why Zucker was able to look the other way as Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo were sexually harassing others, and not one but TWO pedophile producers worked there?

I mean, when the boss is compromised, he won't want to risk discovery by disciplining his staff for similar indiscretions, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (URNdm)

857 I miss all the fun.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (SH2Zi)

You *are* the fun.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (ijga9)

858 Pushing their anti-Semitism onto the truckers?
Yeah that's the Leftist play book

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (I09q4)

859 Allison Gollust. . . hmm

Last name 'Go lust', and nobody saw that coming?

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (RHGPo)

860 Wouldn't is absolutely suck to be Adam Kinzinger's wet nurse?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (BFigT)

861 855 The leader of the Conservative Party in Canada (Erinn O'Toole, I think?) has just been ousted.
Posted by: Revenant at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (T4RS9)

==========

Those revolting peasants...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

862 NO ONE skewers these assholes better than our own beloved Ace. Thanks for making this site the best on the internet, man!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (VDbGO)

863
Canada's "Conservative" Leader has been ousted??

Erin OToole has been OUSTED.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (3rEjV)

864 Nominative determinism for the win.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (7JV2I)

865 838 I get CYA desire of the CNN staff to feign shock at this, but doesn't doing so seem to hurt their credibility (don't laugh) as serious, investigative journalists? "Whoever could have known such a thing was happening under our very noses....anywho, let's go back to our insightful expert perspective on contemporary events."
Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (SOV+T)


Everyone knew because a TV news operation at every level is Gossip City.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (AMIL/)

866 When businesses are being forced by government to fire people, it should not exactly shock people that jobs are being lost.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

867 Canadian Conservative party leader voted out? Breaking on Viva Frei

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (CKevK)

868 William Gollust had to be better looking than Zuck but I can't find any pictures of him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (NtyCv)

869 This house has a soundproofed garage, because the cockatoos were moved into the garage. Did you know they can yell at the same decibel level as a jet plane?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (5HBd1)

870
Both Zucker and Carville look like they should be squatting on top of Notre Dame with water coming out of their mouth.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (W3VUu)

Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (oeVy+)

871 we're going to hit Whoopie's BMI before there is a new thread I think.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM

Per Hank Johnson, the whole blog will tip over!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (GwxCX)

872 the mousey librarian look is the one with a complete dungeon and is kinkier that a thai hooker. i'll never understand why people overlook the "shy, quiet" one when that's the most potential to rock your world when she DOES finally let her hair down...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8D42x)


THIS! (On several occasions)

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (Fs5vw)

873 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

874 835 823 @JustinTrudeau
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM

Dafuq?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (HhfIU)

"No vaccines."
"Shut up, racists."
"Oh, jeez. Sorry. We'll go home now."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

Holds up a JT blackface pic. This you?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (KbCG3)

875 Re: Trudope tweet

Trying to spew the Big Lie.

--

Those truckers should sue that Nancy Boy for pure slander.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (sVtYq)

876 Suspended with pay. Talk about your white privilege.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (coYBh)

877 What if ace comes back with a New Comments Thingy?

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (ijga9)

878 Oh, I know why she went for Zucker. "He made her laugh".

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (5HBd1)

879 788 Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (Iq9dF)

Not saying the whole playboy period wasn't a disgusting Sodom and Gomorrah but Holly Madison was pissed when Hef broke their engagement and he married someone else soon after. She's a nut.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Yes, but you also look for other corroboration from others and you pretty much find it. If bedpost notches are the measure of a man, then Hefner's the guy but otherwise as a human being not so much.

Notably, the A and E series is based on a book where Hef's personal doctor's daughter grew up in the Mansion because her dad spent so much time there. The book was published in 2006 but the publishing company required cutting over two hundred pages because of fear of being sued by the publishers. There is substantial corroboration over the years by both the women and those frequenting the mansions. Some of the worst occurred when those not making Hef's cut were farmed out to his 'friends'.

Playboy magazine itself has put out a statement supporting those bringing up the stories including Hef's own daughter. The son insists that Hef was not that guy.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (Iq9dF)

880 I do not know if anyone posted this yet, but funny/sad.


2021 Jab cup - Melbourne, Australia
https://tinyurl.com/mspr4m97

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (xKKnI)

881 Either Progressive or Geico insurance.

See, how's that helping them?

They spend a good million bucks on each of these ads, and then spend millions more buying air time and you can't even remember the name of the company.

Advertising is 90% a scam, for advertising companies to continue to get work. They aren't advertising your business, they're advertising their ad company.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022


***
True, that's a fail for them. However, their agencies have spent a long time associating certain *characters* with each company -- Flo and Jamie with Progressive; the gecko and Maxwell the Pig and the Cavemen with Geico. When a new spot runs that doesn't have an established "anchor" character in it, the ad runs the risk of being unmoored in the viewer's minds from the company.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (txdEq)

882
Appears that "conservative" leader Erin O'Toole was a fraud and an ally of the leftists. Sound familiar?

Similar to Paul Ryan, McConnell, Theresa May, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (3rEjV)

883 She's Gollusty! And a bit busty!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (GwxCX)

884 I'm still waiting for someone to point out that Whoopsi's name isn't Whoopsi and she's culturally appropriating Jews so she can work in hollywood because she's a racist using a racial stereotype about hollywood.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

885 Party lawmakers voted 73 to 45 on Wednesday to remove Erin O'Toole, who angered some by trying to move the Conservative party more toward the center.

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (RHGPo)

886 Suspended with pay is as good as a pat on the head and a good girl.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (ijga9)

887 833 Did you guys piss Ace off again?
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (+ya+t)

wut

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (OyZ4J)

888 869 This house has a soundproofed garage, because the cockatoos were moved into the garage. Did you know they can yell at the same decibel level as a jet plane?
---------------
Check out Peacocks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (sVfvf)

889 869 This house has a soundproofed garage, because the cockatoos were moved into the garage. Did you know they can yell at the same decibel level as a jet plane?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (5HBd1)

Oh my gosh, I did not know that. That's loud.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (oeVy+)

890 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)


LOL. Is this the latest you've been first?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:28 PM (9zXwu)

891 877 What if ace comes back with a New Comments Thingy?
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (ijga9)

Registration.

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:28 PM (Vr12I)

892 What a horrible job-being the PR person for Andrew Cuomo. I guess it paid well. She and Zuck deserve one another although they've probably broken up by now if Zuck is not as influential as he once was.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (NtyCv)

893 Ace is writing an all lowercase post.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (AD3JT)

894 Brandeau pulled that right out of his ass, along with two gerbils, his wife's pearls and a bocce ball.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (II3Gr)

895 I don't usually bother with the comments at Insty, but this one, I think, is right on the nose:

I foresee an outcome similar to the Peasant's Revolt. The PM (King) will make a grand statement appearing to agree w/ the truckers' demands and the truckers will disperse. In the weeks following, the Mounties will be sent out to round up the ring leaders, instigators and rabble rousers among the truckers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (2JVJo)

896 Suspended with pay, also known as "vacation" for schmucks who earn an hourly wage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (A4cav)

897 It's why cockatoos tend to wind up in the garage and why they are hard to rehome. They are cute as can be but really shouldn't be pets.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (5HBd1)

898 Both Zucker and Carville look like they should be squatting on top of Notre Dame with water coming out of their mouth.

--

Throw Maxine Waters and Rancid Taliban up there too. Those ugly faces have the ideal bass mouths to facilitate perfect water streams.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (sVtYq)

899 Is there a Ficus?

Posted by: klaftern at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (taPSh)

900 Erin OToole has been OUSTED.


They were after me lucky charms.


Posted by: Archer at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (gmo/4)

901 From Twitter:

SE Cupp: Joe Rogan isn't informing the people.

Also SE Cupp: I have no idea what's going on under my own roof.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (W3VUu)

902 Berserker, is there any of your stuff/playing online? I'd like to hear it.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (KAi1n)

903 LOL NFL now the former Browns Coach is saying he paid extra to lose game. My feeling this is worse than anything Pete Rose did, he at least tried to win.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (dKiJG)

904 What if ace comes back with a New Comments Thingy?
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM


Just remember...the orange is green.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (HhfIU)

905 Every commercial today has to have a black person in it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (n3xLS)

906 Did you guys piss Ace off again?
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM


Disappoint is the usual verb around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (a3Q+t)

907 898 Both Zucker and Carville look like they should be squatting on top of Notre Dame with water coming out of their mouth.

--

Throw Maxine Waters and Rancid Taliban up there too. Those ugly faces have the ideal bass mouths to facilitate perfect water streams.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (sVtYq)

Add Bezos and Zuckerberg.

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (Vr12I)

908 895 I don't usually bother with the comments at Insty, but this one, I think, is right on the nose:

I foresee an outcome similar to the Peasant's Revolt. The PM (King) will make a grand statement appearing to agree w/ the truckers' demands and the truckers will disperse. In the weeks following, the Mounties will be sent out to round up the ring leaders, instigators and rabble rousers among the truckers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (2JVJo)

And when the truckers see their brethren being rounded up, pretty sure that's when the trucks go into permanent park.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (KbCG3)

909 George Bush donates to Liz Cheney and Lisa Murkowski.

But of course he did.

Sorry GWB, Trump upset the gravy train and the uni-party.

Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (oiNtH)

910 Disappoint is the usual verb around here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (a3Q+t)

It's part of the kink.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (II3Gr)

911 >>> Check out Peacocks.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (sVfvf)


Peacocks sound like they're screaming "Help!"

Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (pnzcV)

912 897 It's why cockatoos tend to wind up in the garage and why they are hard to rehome. They are cute as can be but really shouldn't be pets.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (5HBd1)

Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxVeYN5AxNg

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (UuD2k)

913 If Hue Jackson was getting paid to lose, then he was a fantastically successful coach. They probably should have kept him.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (7JV2I)

914 823 @JustinTrudeau
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM

Dafuq?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (HhfIU)
***
I wonder if these people in government understand what is really happening?
Could a coup in Canada be possible?
When you push Canadians this far to react in this fashion, just how pissed off is everyone else? Already riots in Europe. Dissatisfaction here. Hmmm?


Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (axyOa)

915 the mousey librarian look is the one with a complete dungeon and is kinkier that a thai hooker. i'll never understand why people overlook the "shy, quiet" one when that's the most potential to rock your world when she DOES finally let her hair down...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8D42x)

Yup, absolutely.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (VwHCD)

916 868 William Gollust had to be better looking than Zuck but I can't find any pictures of him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (NtyCv)


https://tinyurl.com/4hp95fyn

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (AMIL/)

917 @JustinTrudeau
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM
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It's almost as if the Lefty playbook has only one play now -- and they're gonna keep running it despite everybody knowing it's coming and not giving a shit anymore.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (GiKuo)

918 the mousey librarian look is the one with a complete dungeon and is kinkier that a thai hooker. i'll never understand why people overlook the "shy, quiet" one when that's the most potential to rock your world when she DOES finally let her hair down...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8D42x)
________________________
Questionable. Some mousey librarian types are just mousey librarian types. But you could get very lucky with the ones who do have sex dungeons. There was this time back in my much wilder party days . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

919 S.E. Cupp was a darling of the Right once, right?

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (Vr12I)

920 What??? No flaming skull for Zucker?

Maybe I don't understand the criteria...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (LnwGT)

921 TRUMP STATEMENT: "Jeff Zucker world-class sleazebag" .. "Jeff Zucker is gone - congratulations to all!"

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (RHGPo)

922 Lol the washington commies.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (2UGRQ)

923 Polly wants a cracker.

Says she'd like some water too

Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (7JV2I)

924 >>From Twitter:
SE Cupp: Joe Rogan isn't informing the people.



Translation: Why does Rogan have 10+ million subscribers while no one will watch meeeeeeee?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (URNdm)

925 viva Frei is casting live from Ottawa:

https://tinyurl.com/3rwrestp

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (DJFLF)

926 905 Every commercial today has to have a black person in it.
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And, oddly, they are all demonstrating upper middle class buying habits. Not one has burned anything much less looted a drug store. WTF?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (sVfvf)

927
LOL. Is this the latest you've been first?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:28 PM (9zXwu)



I believe the answer is yes.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

928 And the picture looks like a picture for an acting portfolio. She's attractive. Did creepy Cuomo make sure he saw the picture before he brought her in for an interview?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (NtyCv)

929 Brian Lilley @brianlilley
BREAKING: Confirmed that @erinotoole has lost the vote with 73 members voting against him.

https://nitter.net/brianlilley/status/
1488933456251953163

Yes, our John McCain may be on his way out.

The caucus of sitting MPs voted for a leadership review [61 needed to achieve it] so now there will be a Party Convention similar to your Presidential ones where O'Toole can either defend himself to the Party membership against rivals or step aside and let the others fight it out.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (UHVv4)

930 Those are pretty funny. I liked the one where they were concerned about the fencing.

Only problem is that while I liked and remember the commercials, I don't remember which company they were for. That should count as a fail in the ad industry.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (nfrXX)


I do not remember the name either. All I know is that it is a woke / progressive insurance company, and I will never do business with them.

I will stick with X, because they stuck with Aaaron Rodgers during his vaccine bru-ha-ha. (And I hate the Packers!)

Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (Z32m1)

931 Guess which one will still have a job next January.

Oh, Kinzinger will have a job in January. Probably a cushy no-show at AEI or similar.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (nfrXX)

932 And when the truckers see their brethren being rounded up, pretty sure that's when the trucks go into permanent park.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (KbCG3)

In a perfect world thats when the trucks become up armored and heavily armed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (VwHCD)

933 So if I own a billion dollar business, like say a football team, I can't hire whoever the fuck I want? Got it.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (oWBc3)

934 902 Berserker, is there any of your stuff/playing online? I'd like to hear it.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 02,

I bet there is but Opsec.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (oeVy+)

935 Translation: Why does Rogan have 10+ million subscribers while no one will watch meeeeeeee?

**

Well, you could've had more viewers at one time. You would've needed to have changed your line of work slightly, and used your previous fame to your advantage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (A4cav)

936 920 What??? No flaming skull for Zucker?

Maybe I don't understand the criteria...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (LnwGT)

Trudeau resigning would get a flaming skull.

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (OyZ4J)

937 923 Polly wants a cracker.

Says she'd like some water too
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (7JV2I)

To put out the blowtorch

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (II3Gr)

938 S.E. Cupp was a darling of the Right once, right?
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (Vr12I)]



She was conservative-ish with big tits, but mostly big tits. Then she went to work for CNN and it was determined that she was nothing but a greedy whore who sold her soul for a payday.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

939 Facebook cancelled the US Truckers Freedom Convoy page last night.

Creepy fucks, those FB dweebs.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (KiBMU)

940 It's important to remember zucker didn't start banging the help until after he was done trying to convince Mueller that Trump was banging the help.

Posted by: Mika Blojohnsky at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (2UGRQ)

941 So, do we get 1000 comments or maybe willow makes an appearance?

Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (RUbKA)

942 823 @JustinTrudeau
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM


They must have been in a big hurry. They left out anti-Indigenous Peoples, anti-Asian, anti-poor, anti-non-binary persons, and thousands more identity groups.

Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (AMIL/)

943 Every commercial today has to have a black person in it.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM


Waaaay ahead of you.

Posted by: Nissan at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (HhfIU)

944 Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (UHVv4)

Oh he is a Uniparty O'Toole then.

Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (DJFLF)

945 Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (Iq9dF)

Again I'm not saying it's not true. I'm saying I'd be surprised if it wasn't true. It's not news. But specifically , my description of Holly Madison is also a fact.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (n3xLS)

946
In a perfect world thats when the trucks become up armored and heavily armed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (VwHCD)

I want one that has a cow catcher grille with spikes on it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (II3Gr)

947 Facebook cancelled the US Truckers Freedom Convoy page last night.

Creepy fucks, those FB dweebs.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (KiBMU)

Andrew Torba sent out an email that they relocated to gab yesterday.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (Hh3y4)

948 nood


Biden

Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (pnzcV)

949 nood

Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (OyZ4J)

950 In a perfect world thats when the trucks become up armored and heavily armed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (VwHCD)



With Warrior Woman on top.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (yQpMk)

951 941 So, do we get 1000 comments or maybe willow makes an appearance?
Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (RUbKA)

Ah willow. Willow be gone. Not sure if it was a flounce or a Houdini.

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (Vr12I)

952 There is a resemblance between Zucker and Stelter. Just sayin'.

Both were sired by Uncle Fester.

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (RHGPo)

953 I think Whoopi's last name is real, and her first name is a really bizarre one she adopted

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

954 Just doing my part to hit 1000 comments.

Posted by: PabloD at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (IEREm)

955 Which higher up is SE Cupp blowing?

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (CYnTg)

956 What??? No flaming skull for Zucker?

Maybe I don't understand the criteria...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (LnwGT)

Trudeau resigning would get a flaming skull.
Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (OyZ4J)
***

Should of been one Toobin at least.
Thats what he'll be doing for awhile.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (axyOa)

957 Every commercial today has to have a black person in it.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (n3xLS)


Or gay.

Or black and gay, like this immensely irritating Credit Karma commercial:

https://tinyurl.com/mvt4ed7h

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (2JVJo)

958 NOOD, Dave in Fla

Posted by: Turn two at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (EPRp+)

959 She was conservative-ish with big tits, but mostly big tits. Then she went to work for CNN and it was determined that she was nothing but a greedy whore who sold her soul for a payday.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Like Megan Kelly?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:36 PM (Hh3y4)

960 Heh, we could all just stay here.

Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:36 PM (Vr12I)

961 Fascistbook and their shenanigans doesn't surprise me

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:36 PM (I09q4)

962 DNC now pulling Ads claiming that Punchy has 'created' more jobs than any US President before him after job report expectation...putting up new ad saying Punchy has created more jobs than any US President before 1786...

Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 01:36 PM (5iUNf)

963 On to 1000.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:36 PM (u82oZ)

964
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxVeYN5AxNg
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at Februa

Is that bird saying I will f you up?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:37 PM (oeVy+)

965 Facebook cancelled the US Truckers Freedom Convoy page last night.

--

I knew this was going to happen. It was only a matter of time. I hope they fully anticipated it and have a backup communication method, because as sure as the sun goes down, the leftist censors were going to shut them down and deny them a way to communicate and assemble. This is tyranny. It's here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:37 PM (sVtYq)

966 942 823 @JustinTrudeau
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM
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Ahh, the Full Merkel.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:37 PM (sVfvf)

967 Facebook cancelled the US Truckers Freedom Convoy page last night.

Creepy fucks, those FB dweebs.
----------------------
FB did it to the Canadian truckers too [but not the GoFundMe account after it was very briefly suspended].

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:37 PM (UHVv4)

968 Gollust is better looking than 90% of women who take the time and effort to get to the executive level at a major corp.

Posted by: ballistic at February 02, 2022 01:37 PM (oXNqT)

969 Either Progressive or .....
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All of the cute 'Flo' ads do not compensate for piss-poor claim service. I've been wrestling for months to get them to pay up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:38 PM (DMQdU)

970 So close to 1000

Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2022 01:38 PM (+ya+t)

971 Imagine no Acosta,
It isn't hard to do.
No Darcy or Stelter.
No Don Lemon too.
Imagine all the people!
Dumping CNN.
You-hooo!!
You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one,
Next up are Hayes and Maddow,
MSNBC is just as dumb

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

972 Say! What if someone bet on the Browns or Dolphins? Well, first your an idiot. I mean come on! But second, oooooh class action lawsuit baby!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (coYBh)

973 Oh he is a Uniparty O'Toole then.
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Pretty well, yes. We call RINOs "Red Tories" -- or "Pink" for the real leftist ones.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (UHVv4)

974 Gollust isn't rat's ass ugly like the grotesque Whoopi, but calling her attractive is a stretch. Plain as hell.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (o2MD2)

975 I see the Canadian opposition in parliament is as brave as the GOP...

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (CYnTg)

976 ballistic

The kids probably helped. Too many give up to focus, and are ugly inside.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (u82oZ)

977 Every commercial today has to have a black person in it.
---------------
And, oddly, they are all demonstrating upper middle class buying habits. Not one has burned anything much less looted a drug store. WTF?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (sVfvf)

I don't understand your point of your sarcasm.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (n3xLS)

978 I should say " opposition"

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (CYnTg)

979 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (u82oZ)
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Agree

Posted by: ballistic at February 02, 2022 01:40 PM (oXNqT)

980 Xipe Totec

You are below the Mary Ann / Ginger // Lovey line. As you age you get realistic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:40 PM (u82oZ)

981 I suppose Trudeau is probably a transphobe, if you define "transphobia"as "fear of transportation ".

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at February 02, 2022 01:40 PM (+LOvG)

982 No more phobias for Trudeau to fit in? How about carphobia? They're using trucks instead of cars!! Congrats, Justin. I'm not going to donate to the truckers legal defense fund, to Rebel News and to Ace for reporting it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (81VWT)

983 S.E. Cupp was a darling of the Right once, right?
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (Vr12I)


Never understood how that happened.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (y7DUB)

984 She was conservative-ish with big tits, but mostly big tits. Then she went to work for CNN and it was determined that she was nothing but a greedy whore who sold her soul for a payday.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

I always thought her boobs were at best average, but they did balloon up a bit when somebody pulled the ring and she started blowing up like a rubber raft.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (VwHCD)

985 Actress Susan Sarandon retweets message comparing cops at funeral for fallen NYPD Officer Jason Rivera to 'fascists'

.. yawn

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (RHGPo)

986 Mary Ann or Ginger / Lovey

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (u82oZ)

987 Meant "now" not not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (81VWT)

988 Female CNN staff furious Allison Gollust still has a job after Jeff Zucker affair

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

989 Susan Sarandon

Is she still alive? She was good in Galaxy Quest. Which was a long time ago.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:42 PM (u82oZ)

990 S.E. Cupp is actually attractive. If she begged me really sweetly, I might, let her nibble me member.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (o2MD2)

991 FenelonSpoke

You fully recovered?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (u82oZ)

992 Susan Sarandon was in Galaxy Quest? That was Sigourney Weaver

Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (CYnTg)

993 SE Cupp in her youth was good looking, with adequate and perky funbags, and also a great set of gams. She also espoused conserva-libertarian-ish thoughts.

Also had the sexy librarian glasses thing.

I would have hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Now she's just another bimbo.

Posted by: ballistic at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (oXNqT)

994 NASA has signed agreements with three U.S. companies to develop designs of space stations and other commercial destinations in space. The agreements are part of the agency's efforts to enable a robust, American-led commercial economy in low-Earth orbit.

The total estimated award amount for all three funded Space Act Agreements is $415.6 million. The companies that received awards are:

- Blue Origin of Kent, Washington, for $130 million
- Nanoracks LLC, of Houston for $160 million
- Northrop Grumman Systems Corporation of Dulles, Virginia, for $125.6 million

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

995 J.J. posted 1,000 on the wrong thread.

That is something I would do.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:44 PM (u82oZ)

996 RCMP: "No officers have been assaulted by blockaders"

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:44 PM (RHGPo)

997 I see the Canadian opposition in parliament is as brave as the GOP...
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No, we just got rid [probably] of our Mitch McConnell or House Speaker Ryan. [Unless you mean it was only 73 out of 119 MPs and not alot more?]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:44 PM (UHVv4)

998 SMOD

Seems corrupt. Where is Space X?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:45 PM (u82oZ)

999 SE Cupp in her youth was good looking, with adequate and perky funbags, and also a great set of gams. She also espoused conserva-libertarian-ish thoughts.

Also had the sexy librarian glasses thing.

I would have hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Now she's just another bimbo.
Posted by: ballistic at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (oXNqT)

She has always been that. Its just obvious now.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:45 PM (Hh3y4)

1000 1K yet?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:45 PM (I09q4)

1001 1000?

Posted by: 496 at February 02, 2022 01:45 PM (VJsqe)

1002 National Prayer Breakfast cancels annual in-person event in Washington .. again

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (RHGPo)

1003 Trudope is a brilliant nickname for Canada's headache.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (3cGpq)

1004 Only in the US and other countries with large militaries can avoid a coup.

Canada may avoid one because we're near but possibly not.

We won't have one as the military is too large and too ego driven.

And the people who should know this, know this. Which is why calling Jan 6 a coup or an insurrection is so funny. They could've had the entire capitol surrounded with an hour or so with no one being able to escape and from what I can tell hardly any of them were armed. You don't go to a coup with a weapon and a few military leaders (preferably a General or two) with you.

This country either reverses itself or divides it won't be by firearms until after things have been divvied up and the balance isn't good.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (2O6rz)

1005 Who hoo first phone 1K

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (I09q4)

1006 S.E. Cupp is actually attractive. If she begged me really sweetly, I might, let her nibble me member.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (o2MD2)

lol yup.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (VwHCD)

1007 andycanuck

Canada is standing up. Our GOPe is hopeless. They could win, and big, but chose not to.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (u82oZ)

1008 Actress Susan Sarandon retweets message comparing cops at funeral for fallen NYPD Officer Jason Rivera to 'fascists'

.. yawn
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (RHGPo)

This is when you want karma to be a real thing.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:47 PM (n3xLS)

1009 998 SMOD

Seems corrupt. Where is Space X?

Doing the lunar lander .. that Blue Origin lost

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:47 PM (RHGPo)

1010 Dave in Fla. for nood.

Ace went home.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 01:47 PM (2O6rz)

1011 The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) does not yet have an annual funding appropriation from Congress and, like other federal agencies, is struggling to operate under a continuing resolution (CR) with funding levels the Trump administration agreed to more than a year ago. One dismal "path forward" would be to extend the CR further, to fund EPA for the entire year. Such a CR would effectively sabotage EPA by providing less than half, in real dollars, the agency's 1980 funding, and a workforce at its smallest level since 1987.

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

1012 Ace went home.
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I hope that's not a euphemism!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:48 PM (UHVv4)

1013 No, we just got rid [probably] of our Mitch McConnell or House Speaker Ryan. [Unless you mean it was only 73 out of 119 MPs and not alot more?]
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Pardon me. Unless you meant they all voted for that Black History Month crap, then you are 100% right although even then a Con MP tried to make a motion condemning blackface that the Libs voted down. My apologies then.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:51 PM (UHVv4)

1014 ABC execs: "If we would have known Whoopi was considering quitting over the suspension, we would have made it three weeks!"

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:52 PM (RHGPo)

1015 Yikes! What a dog.

Posted by: MikeN at February 02, 2022 01:55 PM (2okxz)

1016 SE Cupp in her youth was good looking, with adequate and perky funbags, and also a great set of gams. She also espoused conserva-libertarian-ish thoughts.

Also had the sexy librarian glasses thing.

I would have hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Now she's just another bimbo.
Posted by: ballistic at February 02, 2022


***
Nicely arched hind paws, tho.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:55 PM (txdEq)

1017 This Allison lady looks kind of like my 6th grade teacher. (That's a compliment, Allison.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:56 PM (txdEq)

1018 Dang, there was a Who Dis on DaveInFla's post.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:58 PM (txdEq)

1019 191 No. My leg is still really bruised and swollen from my second fall so I am not going to see anybody today. Just doing stuff at home. Thanks for asking, Salty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:00 PM (Ai5Zp)

1020
He is the the Piano Man. Just where else would you take your uptown girl?
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (3TihK)


Miami 2017?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2022 02:02 PM (n+4am)

1021 Yeah it makes logical sense that Zucker lied about when the affair started. I'll bet that this is just the official reason he's getting out, and that there's something else about him that came up in the investigation that he'd much rather keep hidden.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (asG9z)

1022 Tweet of the day on Zucker story:
from Claudia Tenner: It's looking increasingly that the only employee at CNN who keeps his hands to himself is Jeffrey Toobin.
And Whoopi Goldberg to change stage name to Whoopi Goebbels.

Posted by: donnyf at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (fTdo6)

1023 Ewwwww! How utterly disgusting!

BILLY JOEL!

FJB
WASSOB

Posted by: jbspry at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (ATe9j)

1024 Really? You think Zuckerberg resigned at the speed of light because "I'm worried someone might find out I was fooling around on my wife with another woman, got divorced over it, and kept the affair a secret for another 2 years."

That's what has Zuck on the run? Let me posit an alternative theory - Zuck has something so ugly, so very nasty, that if they began investigating this affair, they'd quickly uncover that ugly-nasty thing, and that is far worse for Zuckerberg than an affair.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (0t+lw)

1025 So one lefty newsy (single) is quitting his Head o' The Place job cuz he's balling another lefty newsy (also single).
Nope. Shenanigans. There's a pile of dead raped babies somewhere if this what Sucker is willing to cop to.

Posted by: cmier at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (V8l2a)

1026 Nope. Shenanigans. There's a pile of dead raped babies somewhere if this what Sucker is willing to cop to.
Posted by: cmier at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (V8l2a)
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*ding ding ding* Winner!

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (0t+lw)

1027 NGL: SE Cupp has a nice set of think tanks.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (uWF4x)

1028 I notice that the words "incredible/incredibly" are favorites of the morons on the Left, just as they seem to like misusing the term *literally*. In this case I suspect a single source wrote both pseudo apologies:

Posted by: Ciampino at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (qfLjt)

1029 SE's peak was redeye and she had a lot of competition there. PA Brown and of course Carrie Keagan were way way hotter.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (l6b3d)

Carrie Keagan. Gul.....

Posted by: Omhudsman at February 02, 2022 03:12 PM (fahVl)

1030 Are we ever going to find out exactly who killed Andrew Breitbart?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 02, 2022 03:46 PM (hlxe7)

1031 I can think of six million reasons to fire Whoopi "goldberg."

Posted by: vivi at February 02, 2022 04:40 PM (75KJF)

1032 No, No, No No, No...the most influential billionaire in America does not just quit his own company. Something else is coming down, something big...the ghost of Christmas Ghislane?

Posted by: David Franklin at February 02, 2022 05:17 PM (iljIx)

1033 The Washington Football Team finally has a new name

The Washington Commanders

I guess this name is trigger-proof?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (njfCw)

And the command in DC has such a great track record!

I thought FB Team was such a great in your face to the cancel crowd.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2022 05:31 PM (eoQWY)

1034 No, No, No No, No...the most influential billionaire in America does not just quit his own company. Something else is coming down, something big...the ghost of Christmas Ghislane?
Posted by: David Franklin at February 02, 2022 05:17 PM (iljIx)

Being head of CNN makes it less likely someone would dare drop a report on you than more likely.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2022 05:32 PM (eoQWY)

1035 How does Jeff Zucker leave a sinking ship without signaling it's a sinking ship?

Posted by: Coki at February 02, 2022 06:08 PM (4JsuM)

1036 Impressive set of cans on that broad. Not sure if they're "give up $7.8 million per year" impressive, but impressive non the less.

Posted by: Ocho at February 02, 2022 09:32 PM (lOKCa)

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