"Let's Go Brandon" Ad Is Just So Brandon

Before getting to that: Biden hits another new low, this time in the Harvard/Harris poll.

A new low for this poll, I mean.

Biden’s approval rating fell to 39 percent in the poll, which was released exclusively to The Hill. Of that, 18 percent of registered voters said they strongly approve of the job he's doing, while 21 percent say they somewhat approve. Meanwhile, 53 percent said they somewhat or strongly disapprove of his job performance.

Why not say what percent strongly disapprove? Does the Hill not want to upset its leftwing audience?

Oh nevermind, got it right here:

40% strongly disapprove of Brandon.

NBC News also finds Biden and the Democrats unpopular -- which they spin as "Both Parties Are Unpopular."

Well, yes, but the Republicans are always unpopular, especially in Democrat-oversample polls.

The news here is that they're... more popular than Democrats now.

Or, in NBC's telling: "Both Parties Are Unpopular."

Not only does our new NBC News poll show both political parties to be unpopular -- with the Democratic Party (33 percent favorable, 48 percent unfavorable) and the Republican Party (34 percent favorable, 44 percent unfavorable) both underwater.
But you have to go back to 2015 when one of the two parties -- the Democrats -- actually had a net-positive rating in our poll.

That's a backdoor way to say "Our polls used to show Democrats with a net approval, but now they're at net disapproval."

But the takeaway? "Both Parties Are Unpopular."

72% of the public thinks America is headed in the wrong direction. This is only the second time their poll has shown 70% of higher on this question, which they call a "grim" tiding for Biden and the Democrats.

NBC finds him at 43% approval, 54% disapproval.

Which is just another way of saying, "Both Parties Are Unpopular."

On to the new ad:

Another home run.

This isn't by Brandon's people. But it has that same smell of Depends Adult Undergarment Energy failure.

MeidasTouch prides itself on being about as anti-Trump and anti-GOP as one can get, or, as they put it, "pro-democracy." Their reach is pretty far, considering that they boast over 723,000 followers on Twitter. They've also taken to supporting President Joe Biden and the Democrats. For instance, they've tweeted in favor of Democrats maintaining control of Congress following the 2022 midterms, and jumped on the bandwagon of warning that Americans could be living under "a far right authoritarian government" otherwise. Their posts are sensational and full of hysteria, but now that they've gotten into the pro-Biden territory, they're noteworthy in other ways, which is to say how bad they are.

This is real. They're trying to "take Brandon back."

Lol just saw this pic.twitter.com/gTt5GW7MVL
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 22, 2022

If you're wondering why he's blabbing out random nonsense, it's to spell out BRANDON.

So clever!

B: Broadband lines
R: Roads, railroads
A: Airports, freight rail
N: No lead pipes
D: Deliver clean energy
O: Our Jobs, jobs, jobs
N: Network of charging stations

Meanwhile, here's what the Brandon Brain Trust is really doing:

Axios
@axios
EXCLUSIVE: Biden's inaugural committee will mark the first anniversary in office by blanketing airwaves with a Tom Hanks-narrated video promoting a recovering, resilient America.

Article here.

President Biden's Presidential Inaugural Committee will mark his first anniversary in office by blanketing today's airwaves -- from breakfast to evening news to prime time -- with a video promoting a recovering, resilient America.
The video is narrated by Tom Hanks, who was part of Biden inaugural festivities, and features cameos by everyday Americans -- a UPS driver, a Teamster from Michigan and a bed-and-breakfast owner in Wisconsin.
"I can feel the change," says Sandra Lindsay, a New York nurse who was the first person in the U.S. to get the COVID vaccine.
President Biden says near the end: "I've never been more optimistic about America's future."
What's happening: The committee, which was nominated for an Emmy, is spending several million dollars in leftover inaugural funds to air the ad on broadcast and cable TV today.
The PIC then will spend a similar amount over the next week to amplify the video on digital platforms.
The committee said in a statement to Axios: "In recognition of the President’s first year in office, the Biden-Harris Presidential Inaugural Committee believed it was important to celebrate the strength and perseverance of the American people in the face of extraordinary adversity, just as we did a year ago today."
...
The ad doesn't comment on a candidate or party. As a 501(c)(4) organization, the committee is free to comment on the president whose inauguration it staged, Axios was told.

Did you catch that? It's a non-partisan 501(c)(4) organization which has its tax-exempt status because it operates, allegedly, for the purpose of "advancing the general social welfare" without advancing any political cause or lobbying for any specific legislation.

But it's not advancing a political cause to spend their remaining funds propagandizing lies about Biden.

I'm sorry, what "norms" did Trump disrupt again that are so precious we must "fortify" elections in order to restore them?

Posted by: Ace at 06:11 PM

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1 Too busy arguing about Durham in the last thread.

Posted by: Ann at January 25, 2022 06:11 PM (NDO5Q)

2 FJB!

Posted by: Ann at January 25, 2022 06:12 PM (NDO5Q)

3 And yes, I called a new thread.

Posted by: Ann at January 25, 2022 06:12 PM (NDO5Q)

4 Norms... No mean tweets!... But you can call a reporter a stupid SOB.... Class !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 06:13 PM (g43JH)

5
"I can feel the change," says Sandra Lindsay, a New York nurse who was the first person in the U.S. to get the COVID vaccine.

_________

Unfortunately, so can I.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2022 06:13 PM (/U27+)

6
"Look, Fat. Can't a guy just diddle his daughter in the shower in peace?"

- - Joey SoftServe

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 25, 2022 06:13 PM (s2VJv)

7 Talking to myself. May as well be talking to my husband...

Posted by: Ann at January 25, 2022 06:13 PM (NDO5Q)

8 Tom Hanks is disgusting

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2022 06:13 PM (lCui1)

9 EXCLUSIVE: Biden's inaugural committee will mark the first anniversary in office by blanketing airwaves with a Tom Hanks-narrated video promoting a recovering, resilient America.
___

I am so, so glad I don't watch TV or listen to the radio.

And I thank God for adblock.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 06:14 PM (RU4sa)

10
Greek citizen Tom Hanks?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2022 06:14 PM (/U27+)

11 Lel. "Harris Poll"

Pollster: " Do you like Joe Biden?"

Kamala Harris: "Hell nah, that guy sucks in the way that *don't* get you a promotion. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 06:14 PM (6FeV1)

12 Fk J.B.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 06:14 PM (2JoB8)

13 8 Tom Hanks is disgusting
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 25, 2022 06:13 PM (lCui1

That he is

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 06:14 PM (g43JH)

14 Tom Hanks. Weasel.

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:15 PM (6Je/Q)

15 duroc > durham

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 06:15 PM (KFhLj)

16 Tom Hanks loves the USA so much he took all his money and moved to Greece.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 25, 2022 06:15 PM (jTmQV)

17 10
Greek citizen Tom Hanks?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2022 06:14 PM (/U27+)

The wife is a bubble-n-squeak.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 25, 2022 06:15 PM (s2VJv)

18 Wait -- is that ad a joke?
Or. . . are they really trying to embrace "Let's go Brandon?"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2022 06:15 PM (URNdm)

19 Tom Hanks.

Partisan hack

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 06:15 PM (g43JH)

20 Does Brandon claim the mantle of Brown Midas now, or does SCOAMF maintain it, clearly being the one calling the shots for Brandon?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 25, 2022 06:15 PM (SH2Zi)

21 No lead pipes and no wire hangers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2022 06:16 PM (63Dwl)

22 >>>18 Wait -- is that ad a joke?
Or. . . are they really trying to embrace "Let's go Brandon?"

it is a joke, but it is also real.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 06:16 PM (0G13K)

23 Both parties are unpopular, as in, the country writ large dislikes both parties but republicans, in particular, really hate their own supposed party.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 06:16 PM (KbCG3)

24 They purposely collapsed the country economy then pat themselves on back for jobs created

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 06:16 PM (2JoB8)

25 I'd like to buy Nigel Farage a years' worth of pints. I'd like to know how to do so.

Sure, he comes from a punk country, but he seems like a...(adjusts throat-whistle to 'batboy dialect') "good bloke."

Nigel. You're reading this. And the bit where you told the entire EU to eat it, that was excellent.

"You're not laughing now."

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:16 PM (x8kT3)

26 Tom Hanks is an accomplished actor. He has actually successfully pretended to be an American. True story.

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:16 PM (6Je/Q)

27 40% strongly disapprove of Brandon.

Look, Fat, given I was elected by the highest number of voters EVER, the only thing this says is that I need a new group of people that respond to polls.

Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at January 25, 2022 06:17 PM (a3Q+t)

28 26 Tom Hanks is an accomplished actor. He has actually successfully pretended to be an American. True story.
Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:16 PM (6Je/Q)

His best role, he played an idiot.

Typecasting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2022 06:17 PM (oHd/0)

29 @1

>>Too busy arguing about Durham in the last thread.

It's not so much arguing, it's more like hearing a recording from the 1930's of a people talking in Mid-Atlantic Accent and saying, wow, people actually talked like that, that's so funny.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 06:18 PM (u0rFt)

30 no wire hangers

+1

Posted by: zombie joan crawford at January 25, 2022 06:18 PM (KFhLj)

31 The more Brandon is out the more people dis-like him... To bump up his poll numbers he needs to get back in the basement.... Only way

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2022 06:18 PM (g43JH)

32 Fox news had a poll out the other day with brandon at 47% approval. We are being gaslighted by fox.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 25, 2022 06:18 PM (bVYXr)

33 That ad is the best. They couldn't find clips of the tard-in-chief pronouncing those words correctly? No, only mush mouth clips?

Railroads, no lead pipes, winged vehicles and indoor plumbing! The future is ours!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 06:19 PM (KbCG3)

34 "I can feel the change," says Sandra Lindsay, a New York nurse who was the first person in the U.S. to get the COVID vaccine

It might be cancer. You should have it looked at.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 06:19 PM (kOpft)

35 Lets go Brandon

Posted by: fluffy at January 25, 2022 06:19 PM (UnQlg)

36 Fuck you Joe!

- Not a Jap in WW2.

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 06:19 PM (gmo/4)

37 Trump could take a negative and turn it into a trolling masterpiece, but Diapers embracing "Let's Go Brandon" makes him look like he is wearing a "kick me" sign on the back of his pants.

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2022 06:19 PM (Ti+Tv)

38 I am so glad FJB invented the vaccine, built a building and delivered packages. None of that happened under Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 06:19 PM (F4b8f)

39 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 25, 2022 06:19 PM (SiCIx)

40 Yes, Brandon parading around displaying his malice and dementia seems not to be a successful strategy.

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:19 PM (6Je/Q)

41 I hope that everyone that voted for Bribe'em chokes on a river of e-coli and salmonella shit and you shit yourself until prolapse is a way of life.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:20 PM (M85Od)

42

Ah yes, the pregnant black woman with one black son and ne that's probably mocha.

Excellent.

Hey, Joe Moron loves CHOCOLATE ice cream...sending a signal? THese people are insane, so its possible.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 25, 2022 06:20 PM (XnbJC)

43 Joe, Pelosi and AOC might actually experience a real insurrection.

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 06:20 PM (gmo/4)

44 Olive branch to JS: we are both wrong. I forgot about Danchenko so there are two indictments from Durham. Nothing has happened with either of them but they are indeed indictments.

Clinesmith was an information but the net result of it was nothing. But still a conviction.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 06:20 PM (9otr5)

45 To be fair, Biden's bedpan tastes pretty good. Like ice cream.

Posted by: Fred Whorrissey at January 25, 2022 06:20 PM (B8lar)

46 Gah!

We can see the light only if we are "brave enough to see it" --wtf does that even mean????

This is why I didn't bother watching that Oprah-promoted lil' poetess. She's as ~~eloquent~~ incoherent as Obama's alleged "soaring oratory,"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2022 06:20 PM (URNdm)

47 Just in- Nancy Pelosi will run for re-election.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 06:21 PM (NpAcC)

48 I "Strongly disapprove'!

Now what were we talking about?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 25, 2022 06:21 PM (Wg1SU)

49 Oh that was what the ad I skipped was. I heard Tom Hanks starting to go on and figured it was propaganda.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:21 PM (F9322)

50 I watched with the sound off. Pathetic. Kids in masks, families separated. Gotta show the healthcare heroes! How about more healthcare heroes! And Jabs! Lotsa jabs!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 06:21 PM (F4b8f)

51 taking Brandon back ?
like taking back Red Pill ?
LOL, good luck with that spitheads !

Alinsky, you worthless bastard, we read your book !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 25, 2022 06:21 PM (9CuDT)

52 Simpsons called it. Except I didn't know the pedophilia allegations against Hanks were so strong that he decided to become a Greek citizen.

Posted by: trev006 at January 25, 2022 06:21 PM (eKz8P)

53 a Tom Hanks-narrated video promoting a recovering, resilient America.

An America so resilient that Tom Hanks lives in Greece.

Ok then.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2022 06:22 PM (sAmhv)

54 >>> Trump could take a negative and turn it into a trolling masterpiece

You have to drink a lot of covfefe to believe that.

Posted by: fluffy at January 25, 2022 06:22 PM (UnQlg)

55 I hope that everyone that voted for Bribe'em chokes on a river of e-coli and salmonella shit and you shit yourself until prolapse is a way of life.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:20 PM (M85Od)

Well said.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 25, 2022 06:22 PM (SiCIx)

56 Tom Hanks-narrated video promoting a recovering, resilient America.

Thats ma boat!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:22 PM (yrol0)

57 Fox news had a poll out the other day with brandon at 47% approval. We are being gaslighted by fox.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 25, 2022 06:18 PM (bVYXr)

Fox polls are a primary reason Biden's overall approval is above 40%. Allegedly.

Posted by: trev006 at January 25, 2022 06:22 PM (eKz8P)

58 Their reach is pretty far, considering that they boast over 723,000 followers on Twitter.

Of those, how many are actual humans?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (SchxB)

59 Gah!

We can see the light only if we are "brave enough to see it" --wtf does that even mean????

This is why I didn't bother watching that Oprah-promoted lil' poetess. She's as eloquent incoherent as Obama's alleged "soaring oratory,"
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2022 06:20 PM (URNdm)

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (AiZBA)

60 "the federal government has lost all credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine." - Tom Hanks, The Simpsons, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpO5vX37WhU

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (DB16e)

61 Ah yes, the pregnant black woman with one black son and ne that's probably mocha.

Excellent.
---
yeah, I took one look at that screencap and said, "Way to promote traditional family values!"

#FJB

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (K5n5d)

62 Stands up. Grabs microphone.

Take my bitch, please.

Drops mic. Drops dead. ReAminator comedian.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (HOLTf)

63 50 I watched with the sound off. Pathetic. Kids in masks, families separated. Gotta show the healthcare heroes! How about more healthcare heroes! And Jabs! Lotsa jabs!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 06:21 PM (F4b8f)

Desperation. Trying to shore up and hold onto the 19% Government Employee and Education Employee base.

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (6Je/Q)

64 Tom Hanks-narrated video promoting a recovering, resilient America.

I may not be smart but I know what love is!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (yrol0)

65 >>26 Tom Hanks is an accomplished actor. He has actually successfully pretended to be an American. True story. Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:16 PM (6Je/Q)

A guy carrying his arm around in the surf, barriers, the ping of bullets, screaming, blood, Hanks goes deaf, picks up his helmet, 'grim' look, the lucky shot finds his forehead. Fin. Ten minutes in, and Zod takes his popcorn with him.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (x8kT3)

66 The number of people who somewhat approve dwarfs the number that somewhat disapprove. That doesn't look like an unpopular President to me!

-MSM.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (F4b8f)

67 Nanzi will run until she is buried so deep she cant.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (2JoB8)

68 Tom Hanks-narrated video promoting a recovering, resilient America.

Jen-nee

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (gmo/4)

69 Re: Tom Hanks

When in doubt, trot out that old white guy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (KbCG3)

70 GIGGITY!

Posted by: That guy that always says Giggity at January 25, 2022 06:24 PM (g6Ec4)

71 Fuck Hanks in particular.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 06:24 PM (F4b8f)

72 Tom Hanks is edging closer and closer to that line where I will discard all the movies he's ever been in. My list of boycotted actors is short but he's really getting on my last nerve.

Balloon-headed pederast.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 25, 2022 06:24 PM (xPJvm)

73 I hope someone runs the Simpsons clip as a counter-ad.

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

74 Joe Biden is good for business.

Posted by: Mr. Whipple at January 25, 2022 06:24 PM (sWM8x)

75 Hanks is starting to get that old lesbian look.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 06:24 PM (F4b8f)

76 Tom Hanks

When in doubt, trot out that old white guy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (KbCG3)

The racists should have gotten Morgan Freeman.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 25, 2022 06:25 PM (SH2Zi)

77 66 The number of people who somewhat approve dwarfs the number that somewhat disapprove. That doesn't look like an unpopular President to me!

-MSM.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (F4b8f)

What's this about dwarfs?

Posted by: Peter Dinklage at January 25, 2022 06:25 PM (KbCG3)

78 All I know is, do not undertake any form of travel that involves Tom Hanks. Every trip he takes seems to turn to shit.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 25, 2022 06:25 PM (d5kYv)

79 They literally used "Year One" for their website - holy shiiiiiiiiit.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2022 06:25 PM (URNdm)

80 The Party is our only faithful interpreter of the needs of the People!

Posted by: yep at January 25, 2022 06:25 PM (4XlIB)

81 Ten minutes in, and Zod takes his popcorn with him.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (x8kT3)

Ima turning the straw over and drink your 34 oz of watered down Coke and watch the second feature.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:25 PM (yrol0)

82 32 Fox news had a poll out the other day with brandon at 47% approval. We are being gaslighted by fox.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 25, 2022 06:18 PM (bVYXr)

Has been so for well over a decade, if not 2.

Things are just so bad they can't hide it now.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:25 PM (F9322)

83 I had a friend tell me what he wanted to happen to pelozi. My phone was tapped for months.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:26 PM (M85Od)

84 18 Wait -- is that ad a joke?
Or. . . are they really trying to embrace "Let's go Brandon?"

it is a joke, but it is also real.
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2022 06:16 PM (0G13K)

I hope they wasted, I mean spent, millions on it.

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

85 "What's happening: The committee, which was nominated for an Emmy, is spending several million dollars in leftover inaugural funds to air the ad on broadcast and cable TV today."

Wait - they can spend Biden inaugural funds on this nonsense? Legally? Wasn't Trump investigated for 'misuse' of his similar funds? It went nowhere, of course, but still.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2022 06:26 PM (mdjgu)

86 Bellowing
Ranting
Anally incontinent
Neurologically damaged
Demented
Oblivious
Nonentity

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:26 PM (II3Gr)

87 Bad decisions
Rising inflation and unemployment. The 70s are back!
Afghanistan fiasco
Naps
Dum Dum and the Ho make us dependent of foreign energy again
Oh shit, that wasn't a fart
more Naps! Right after ice cream for the senile old ass.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 25, 2022 06:26 PM (FmYik)

88 HAHAHAHAHAH !!!!

Retards.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:26 PM (V13WU)

89 Everyone here is going to be invited to tour our new Interrogation Facility in the basement of the Capital. One by one. Please ignore the screams, and stay masked!

Posted by: New Chief Counsel Larry Beria at January 25, 2022 06:26 PM (mPRFJ)

90 Tom Hanks. Weasel.
Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:15 PM

Weasel >>> Tom Hanks

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2022 06:26 PM (RkC6l)

91 Tom Hanks in -- A Hologram for the ~~King~~ POTATUS!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2022 06:26 PM (URNdm)

92 You can have Brandon. I'm going to back to good old fashioned FUCK JOE BIDEN!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 06:26 PM (OalnH)

93 Trying to take back Brandon just won't work...trust me.

Posted by: Brad at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (5aWFq)

94 I like Lieutenant Dan.

I saw him read the Luke Christmas story at Disneyworld.

He was great!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (yrol0)

95 When ever I hear Tom Hanks making words with his mouth hole I know that somebody is being jacked out of their wealth.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (6liew)

96 His people are trying to own it. Brilliant.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (V13WU)

97 @44

>>Nothing has happened with either of them but they are indeed indictments.

Speaking of Tony Podesta...

https://tinyurl.com/ud639wrj

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (u0rFt)

98 FJB

Posted by: Lead Pipe Cinch Gambling Committee of the Whole at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (vN+oL)

99 >>Ima turning the straw over and drink your 34 oz of watered down Coke and watch the second feature.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:25 PM (yrol0)

Zod never drinks soft drinks in theaters.

(offers straw)

Here. This will put shag on your babymakers.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (x8kT3)

100 Lieutenant Bran!

Magic legs!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (Rfm/k)

101 Railroads, no lead pipes, winged vehicles and indoor plumbing!
The future is ours!

Did they break out and sing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me"?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (sAmhv)

102 57 Fox news had a poll out the other day with brandon at 47% approval. We are being gaslighted by fox.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 25, 2022 06:18 PM (bVYXr)

Fox polls are a primary reason Biden's overall approval is above 40%. Allegedly.
Posted by: trev006 at January 25, 2022 06:22 PM (eKz8P)

Yup. Gets the RCP average Poll of Polls above 40. Gaming the system.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (mdjgu)

103 Fox news had a poll out the other day with brandon at 47% approval. We are being gaslighted by fox.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 25, 2022 06:18 PM (bVYXr)

___

How dare you? I am revoking your status as a Great American!
- Sean Hannity

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (OalnH)

104 heh

https://tinyurl.com/j5umek7v

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

105
I've never been a big TV guy. So I could definitely be mistake about this. But, IIRC, I've never seen an incumbent President's moonbats running these cheeseball campaign ads for him ahead of *midterms*. To me, that reeks of desperation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (Cf/uA)

106 Insom. I think you got them all.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (M85Od)

107 Notice the Tom 'The Greek' Hanks ad says "home of the brave" and leaves out the "land of the free" part.

A VERY DELIBERATE scripting decision.

Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (TEWKg)

108 ZOD, can you believe this Brandon BS ?!

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (V13WU)

109 You can polish a turd all you want, but it's still full of shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (4fSQf)

110 Carried over:

Come on JS. You've gave as good as you got for over four years. ( I can't believe it's been 4 years)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 25, 2022 06:09 PM (sUMfc)
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Actually, I disagree.

I've never seen JackStraw start anything on this platform--ever. He puts information out here that many of us are very happy to get. Unfortunately, there are always the usual few who here who apparently get their rocks off being nasty.

I'm obviously not talking about people who want to debate something because you'd be hard pressed to find a more worthy opponent than Straw. If you don't want to read something someone posts, scroll past it. God knows there are several people I zip past.

And hang on to that olive branch blaster, because there was only one person wrong.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (0TVNF)

111 Their reach is pretty far, considering that they boast over 723,000 followers on Twitter.

Of those, how many are actual humans?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM (SchxB)

exactly my thought. I bet somewhere around 100k.

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

112 Hanks will flush away any positive feelings he's worked to cultivate. Putz.

Puts on gump voice. I'm an American icon. I love you America.

Americans see a sad excuse for an actor they made a very rich man. That threw it all away to grift for a failed President.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 25, 2022 06:29 PM (0OmEj)

113 His people are trying to own it. Brilliant.

I'm sure it hasn't occurred to them that we could just as easily go back to "Fuck Joe Biden"

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 06:29 PM (kOpft)

114 >>108 ZOD, can you believe this Brandon BS ?!
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (V13WU)

Yes.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:29 PM (x8kT3)

115 It's always a "messaging problem" with these fucks.

They deny reality because they live in a different country. One without masks, with private jets, chinese cash, pedo islands and stocks that only go up. They are not leaders of this country. In this country things are a mess.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 25, 2022 06:29 PM (FmYik)

116 90 Tom Hanks. Weasel.
Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:15 PM

Weasel >>> Tom Hanks
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2022 06:26 PM (RkC6l)

Weasel >> Weezie >>>>>Tom Hanks

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 25, 2022 06:29 PM (mdjgu)

117 Ten minutes in, and Zod takes his popcorn with him.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:23 PM

Poetry, man.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2022 06:29 PM (RkC6l)

118
Also, I love how this Brandon thing just stuck to the old goat like a tar-baby. I think it's how he'll be remembered forever, at this rate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 06:29 PM (Cf/uA)

119 At least we know Tom Hank's hooker price.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 06:29 PM (4fSQf)

120 "I can feel the change," says Sandra Lindsay, a New York nurse who was the first person in the U.S. to get the COVID vaccine.

If I recall correctly, she collapsed right after her shot. I'm glad she seems to be okay.

Posted by: Emmie -- no mask, no passport, just classic rock at January 25, 2022 06:29 PM (6RgRK)

121 Notice the Tom 'The Greek' Hanks ad says "home of the brave" and leaves out the "land of the free" part.

A VERY DELIBERATE scripting decision.
Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (TEWKg)

That stuck out like crazy to me, too!

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

122 82 32 Fox news had a poll out the other day with brandon at 47% approval. We are being gaslighted by fox.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 25, 2022 06:18 PM (bVYXr)

Has been so for well over a decade, if not 2.

Things are just so bad they can't hide it now.
Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:25 PM (F9322)

My guess Bhussein ran 37 or 38 at the highest.

However, the black gal receptionist had a fucking shrine (pics candles Jesus etc) on the second desk she commandeered next to hers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:30 PM (yrol0)

123 32 Fox news had a poll out the other day with brandon at 47% approval. We are being gaslighted by fox.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 25, 2022 06:18 PM (bVYXr)
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Even NBC isn't that crazily optimistic.

Posted by: New Chief Counsel Larry Beria at January 25, 2022 06:30 PM (mPRFJ)

124 IrishEi, bless you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:30 PM (M85Od)

125 Notice the pregnant mom has some forearm tats. Interesting casting choice.

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

126 Their reach is pretty far, considering that they boast over 723,000 followers on Twitter.

___

Out of 200 million Adults in the US.

These idiots think Twitter is the real world.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 06:30 PM (OalnH)

127 Mr Hanks has dual citizenship and homes in the US and Greece. His full time residence is in Palisades Heights CA. Don't like the guy but he is still a citizen of the US not just Greece. I believe the Greek thing came about because Mrs Hanks is of Greek ancestry. We can give him a shit because he is a shit but don't need to stretch the truth on his citizenship.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022 06:31 PM (2NHgQ)

128 112 Hanks will flush away any positive feelings he's worked to cultivate. Putz.

I never ever liked Hanks. I hated that Mr. Blandings remake he did and it was downhill from there. The fucking soccer ball was a better actor in that Fedex movie (His best role - he didn't have to talk or react to anything.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 25, 2022 06:31 PM (FmYik)

129 This is the perfect example of pissing on people and telling them it's raining.

Yay! The grass really needed it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 06:31 PM (4fSQf)

130 >>God knows there are several people I zip past.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (0TVNF)

Yep. And, case in point, in fairness, you're obligated to read a bit before doing so.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:31 PM (x8kT3)

131 exactly my thought. I bet somewhere around 100k.
Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (Ed8Zd)
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That many? It could be as few as a couple of dozen creating bots...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:31 PM (K5n5d)

132 >>Notice the Tom 'The Greek' Hanks ad says "home of the brave" and leaves out the "land of the free" part.

A VERY DELIBERATE scripting decision.
- - - -

Indeed.
Yea One.
Great Reset.
They are building back without those pesky rights!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2022 06:31 PM (URNdm)

133 Saw the thumbnail of the Hoo-wah with two kids, another on the way and no wedding band and decided not to view the Triumph of the Will video narrated by the pedo.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 25, 2022 06:32 PM (njVMJ)

134 is anybody still yelling FJB at sports events?

Posted by: DB at January 25, 2022 06:32 PM (geLO8)

135 Folks on this blog have been insufficiently cynical, especially me.
In my blackest dreams I never thought the USA would become so bad.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 25, 2022 06:32 PM (jTmQV)

136 Notice the pregnant mom has some forearm tats. Interesting casting choice.
Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Where's the father in that image?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:32 PM (K5n5d)

137 They're embracing it? Bold move Cotton.

Didn't anyone suggest that, even if the embracing succeeded, people will just switch back to using the original profanity laced phrase that LGB is based on?

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2022 06:33 PM (786Ro)

138 Holograms and Dwarves? Sounds like a terrible series.

Posted by: Rimmer at January 25, 2022 06:33 PM (B8lar)

139 I stopped believing in all polls in 2016, most of the country I assume hates high inflation, sees the international goings on is beyond idiocy. And nothing is going to get better.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 06:33 PM (2JoB8)

140 Beautify Brandon's Bromides

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 06:33 PM (f4mjo)

141 I've never seen JackStraw start anything on this platform--ever.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (0TVNF)
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C'mon.

Posted by: New Chief Counsel Larry Beria at January 25, 2022 06:33 PM (mPRFJ)

142 We need a rap song about how stupid this stunt is.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:33 PM (V13WU)

143 Anyone seen Bandersnatch lately?

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

144 136 Notice the pregnant mom has some forearm tats. Interesting casting choice.
Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Where's the father in that image?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:32 PM (K5n5d)

Strong independent woman don't need no man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (II3Gr)

145 "...and there was down rain, and then sideways rain, and then there was enough rain that if you just looked up it would fill your mouth and you'd drown and the movie would go on without some absurd pingpong/jogging/whatever blah blah and you'd just drown and Zod would take his popcorn and check out the submarine races."

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (x8kT3)

146 Where's the father in that image?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:32 PM (K5n5d)

I-20 somewhere.

Miles from that truck stop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (Rfm/k)

147 MSM: What do you do?

Influencer: I influence.

MSM: Who do you influence?

Influencer: People

MSM: What people?

Influencer: People that must be influenced.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (yrol0)

148 Dual citizenship is allegiance to none.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (jTmQV)

149
I don't zip past JS. He often has interesting posts, unrelated to any of this stuff. I do zip past the ones about #TwoWeeks stuff. From him, or anyone else. It's a dead story.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (Cf/uA)

150 Fornicate Joe Biden!

Posted by: Pope Francis at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (sWM8x)

151 God knows there are several people I zip past.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (0TVNF)

this is hurtful

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (V13WU)

152 142 We need a rap song about how stupid this stunt is.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:33 PM (V13WU)

Does that Muldoon fellow rap rhyme?

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (6Je/Q)

153 Where's the father in that image?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:32 PM (K5n5d)

At work?

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

154 141 I've never seen JackStraw start anything on this platform--ever.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (0TVNF)

I have.

That's kinda like saying Just Joe doesn't like questions when they arent on the topic of the briefing.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (9otr5)

155 Tom Hanks. Weasel.
Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:15 PM

Weasel is an Honorary Texan.

Hanks is all hat and no cattle.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2022 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)

156 MeidasTouch gleefully announced over Twitter on Friday that Fox News has accepted their ad to air on "Fox & Friends Weekend." The organization had previously tried to get Fox to accept other ads, including those with footage from January 6.
*********
Oh this is going to be hilarious. Can't wait to see Pete Hegseth, Rachel Campos Duffy and Pete Hegseth's faces with this airs. They are going to spit out their coffee.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2022 06:35 PM (NpAcC)

157 The wife is a bubble-n-squeak.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 25, 2022 06:15 PM

Horde Rhyming Slang? I like it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2022 06:35 PM (RkC6l)

158 If Tom Hanks wants to tie himself to the railing of the SS Biden, good. He and his ilk can't lose their credibility fast enough.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2022 06:35 PM (HmZuC)

159 LASue, not in a very long time. I have his contact info and we talked a good while back. He will drop in when he's ready.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:36 PM (M85Od)

160 "Home of the free, land of the brave"

Can't have one without the other ...

That's always a tell you know, the goons always seem to want what never was, and never will be. And they won't listen to Reason.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 25, 2022 06:36 PM (043pn)

161 154 Where's the father in that image?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:32 PM (K5n5d)

At work?
Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

I'm pretty sure that is a banable post on Twatter.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:36 PM (F9322)

162 Strong independent woman dont need no man.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (II3Gr)

Democratic state representative in Oklahoma introduced an interesting piece of legislation, which wouldve provided that a fathers financial responsibility to his child and his childs mother begins when the child is conceived.

The representative, Forrest Bennett.

Question: When does life begin?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:36 PM (yrol0)

163 Does that Muldoon fellow rap rhyme?
Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (6Je/Q)

not his genre, I believe

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:36 PM (V13WU)

164 It's as if the brain trusts of the democrat arty watch what the brain trusts of Pervywood put out and then copy them. It's like taking stupidity to the 4th power.... and the gopE loses to these imbeciles.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 25, 2022 06:36 PM (iDcra)

165 >>150 I don't zip past JS. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 06:34 PM (Cf/uA)

Me neither. Then again, I still find Katzenjammer Kids interesting.

De gustibus, etc.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:36 PM (x8kT3)

166 "Where's the father in that image?"

Daddy is the federal govt welfare check.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 06:37 PM (OalnH)

167 https://pjmedia.com/unvaxxed dad removed from heart transplant list hes not the first
https://tinyurl.com/2jn6bm8w

They are going to let him die for not getting their fake vax.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 06:37 PM (2JoB8)

168 That Brandon ad is amazingly bad. Like, did they watch it with the sound on before approving it? The kids chanting "Let's Go Brandon" keep running over Joe's voice.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 06:37 PM (OyOhQ)

169 The shifty framing of Biden's falling poll numbers reminds me of that time mainstream media spun dropping casualty numbers in the Iraq war as "Afghanistan daily death toll now exceeds Iraq"

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 25, 2022 06:37 PM (ljXWV)

170 So, good news San Francisco! Nancy is going to continue as your Lord and Master for another term.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 25, 2022 06:37 PM (lMmuq)

171 Apparently, that Alabama Doctor never did straighten out Tom Hanks.

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 06:37 PM (gmo/4)

172 Democratic state representative in Oklahoma introduced an interesting piece of legislation, which wouldve provided that a fathers financial responsibility to his child and his childs mother begins when the child is conceived.

The representative, Forrest Bennett

I say you need to put cost of 0 to 18 in a trust to own a dick!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:37 PM (yrol0)

173 Quite the "accomplishments"

https://tinyurl.com/3rmwfvbx

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 06:37 PM (F4b8f)

174 Where's the father in that image?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:32 PM (K5n5d)

Strong independent woman don't need no man.

Not when Uncle Sam is paying all her bills.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 06:38 PM (kOpft)

175 Democratic state representative in Oklahoma introduced an interesting piece of legislation, which wouldve provided that a fathers financial responsibility to his child and his childs mother begins when the child is conceived.

The representative, Forrest Bennett.

Question: When does life begin?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:36 PM (yrol0)

So would that also give the father a say if mom decides to visit Planned Parenthood?

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:38 PM (F9322)

176 Daddy is the federal govt welfare check.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 06:37 PM (OalnH)

Life of Julia!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:38 PM (yrol0)

177 "I can feel the change," says Sandra Lindsay, a New York nurse who was the first person in the U.S. to get the COVID vaccine.

Probably a blood clot.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2022 06:38 PM (PbWF0)

178 They want to take back "Lets Go Brandon"? Fine, we'll just go back to "Fuck Joe Biden". Try and make an anagram out of that! F is for...

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 25, 2022 06:38 PM (O6DoG)

179 What's this about dwarfs?
Posted by: Peter Dinklage at January 25, 2022 06:25 PM

Fuck you, wanker! Bring it!

Posted by: Red Dwarf at January 25, 2022 06:38 PM (RkC6l)

180 "The committee, which was nominated for an Emmy"
What the everlovin' Fuuuuck???
"Best Propaganda short film Graciously Provided by Dear Leader, marking year One of the glorious New Dawning of American Excellence!" award nominee.

(It's not a shoe in to win, several other "major motion picture stars" and Studios are also working on projects to vie for this brand new and coveted Trophy classification)

Posted by: birddog at January 25, 2022 06:38 PM (uAI4S)

181 I've never seen JackStraw start anything on this platform--ever.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (0TVNF)

Certainly not with the people that agree with him and are at his level of optimism and faith.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 25, 2022 06:38 PM (SH2Zi)

182 This is real. They're trying to "take Brandon back."

after the mid terms

the left will be chanting

"JUST GO, BRANDON !!"

Posted by: REDACTED at January 25, 2022 06:39 PM (us2H3)

183 LASue, my keyboard is going to have to dry out for a week after the "at work" comment.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:39 PM (M85Od)

184 Like jack has the best mary jane on the blog man. Leave jack alone.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 25, 2022 06:39 PM (0OmEj)

185 So would that also give the father a say if mom decides to visit Planned Parenthood?
Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:38 PM (F9322)

NOPE

Just foot the bill if they leave!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:39 PM (yrol0)

186 It occurs to me that their claim of creating more jobs than ever before in the past 80 years might actually have a grain of truth to it. However, people are not clamoring to fill those jobs. Just today I received at least 3 unsolicited job postings for my industry (instructional design). LOTS of job openings in that field. Just not enough takers.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:40 PM (K5n5d)

187 Harvard-Harris Poll: Majority of Voters Say Donald Trump a Better President than Biden

Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2022 06:40 PM (RaxiV)

188 Anyone seen Bandersnatch lately?
Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
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A great American... But, no.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 25, 2022 06:40 PM (lMmuq)

189
re-post for the lulz:

https://youtu.be/zbYMaB8gVTg?t=174

Not one of these shitheads on CBS Fake News thinks anything got better because of biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 06:40 PM (htiwo)

190 Democratic state representative in Oklahoma introduced an interesting piece of legislation, which wouldve provided that a fathers financial responsibility to his child and his childs mother begins when the child is conceived.

The representative, Forrest Bennett.

Question: When does life begin?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:36 PM (yrol0)

When life begins is irrelevant. When the government gets to start wallet-raping the putative father is the only relevant point.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:40 PM (II3Gr)

191 Yep. And, case in point, in fairness, you're obligated to read a bit before doing so.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:31 PM (x8kT3)

Years ago I asked if the "posted by..." line could be put above the comment. I was told it could happen in #twoweeks.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 25, 2022 06:40 PM (ItDAh)

192 I thought Let's Go Brandon was the mostest racist thing ever and a tool of the white supremacy. Now it's a cool Twitter ad?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 06:40 PM (OalnH)

193 A new variant has appeared! PANIC! LOCKDOWN! ROLLOVER AND DIE!

Let's go Bra . . .

Posted by: Look Fat at January 25, 2022 06:41 PM (BOJAx)

194 I think they should tackle laws that say that a man is responsible for his wife's progeny conceived from another man while still married. We are not the royal family, we do not have to pretend.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:41 PM (V13WU)

195 They are going to let him die for not getting their fake vax.
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 06:37 PM (2JoB

You would be astonished how exacting transplant doctors can be with patients. And considering the shortage of American organs, you kind of get it.

But. If doctors want Americans to hold them in the same esteem Pol Pot offered, then keep doing what they're doing.

Posted by: trev006 at January 25, 2022 06:41 PM (eKz8P)

196
Tom Hanks?
In that case Biden can be or has been "Wilson!".

Posted by: YIKES! at January 25, 2022 06:41 PM (t6XCL)

197 The representative, Forrest Bennett.
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Bennett thought the GOP would oppose the bill and expose themselves as hypocrites on abortion. The Republicans jumped all over it in support.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2022 06:41 PM (sWM8x)

198 I value everyone's input. Except that one guy. You know who you are.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 06:41 PM (F4b8f)

199 The video demonstrates that the Left can't meme.

Twitter thinks they knocked it out of the park.

It's horrible, and they think it's the best thing ever made, and that it will make us all cry or something. I'm not crying, just a bit befuddled about their standards of quality. Mystified, even.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2022 06:41 PM (OssQ4)

200 Economy: in the shitter
Schools: in the shitter
Stores: in the shitter
Crime: in the shitter
Supply: in the shitter
Transportation: in the shitter
Car mfr: in the shitter
Border: in the shitter
Foreign policy: in the shitter

Biden: pants shitter

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 06:41 PM (4fSQf)

201 Dave Chappelle has a reasonable counter-argument. If they have the right to kill them, certainly we have the right to abandon them.
Posted by: Questions at January 25, 2022 06:39 PM (xQbFh)

400 bucks vs. 150k bucks.

Thats stupid.

PS I pay for my kids, your people do not 80% of the time.

I will fix my culture, you fix yours.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (yrol0)

202 Bring Back Brandon, I saw that movie.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (SHylA)

203 Every president will have the most of something to brag about since every year the economy grows as does the population.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (OalnH)

204 Did they break out and sing "Tomorrow Belongs to Me"?
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2022 06:27 PM (sAmhv)

This is hilarious! Almost choked on my drink. Cheers and Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (Ce+MI)

205 New Chief Counsel and blaster:

Show me.

I never said JackStraw couldn't give as good as he gets, I said he never started anything.

Show me one post where he did.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (0TVNF)

206 187 So would that also give the father a say if mom decides to visit Planned Parenthood?
Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:38 PM (F9322)

NOPE

Just foot the bill if they leave!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:39 PM (yrol0)

Boy its a good thing cats are still around as if Japan ever perfects the sex robot a lot of women are going to need to have a clowder of cats to come home to, after being beaten out for promotion by the man pretending to be a woman.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (F9322)

207 Never you, runner!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (0TVNF)

208 200 I value everyone's input. Except that one guy. You know who you are.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2022 06:41 PM (F4b8f)

Yeah that guy's the worst. And his female counterpart too!

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (6Je/Q)

209 >> Where's the father in that image?

I'm Julia's sugar daddy!

Posted by: Uncle Sam at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (URNdm)

210 So on one watching, that video says... nothing.
We're resilient. Yep, we've stood up to Biden's illegal and unconstitutional mandates.
We're hard working. Yep, except for you DC swamp creatures who are ignoring inflation (or rooting for it) and making it impossible to feed our families.
We're creating a record number of jobs. Wait, wut? After killing millions of jobs with your lockdowns and mandates? Ho hum.
Biden is optimistic. So is Putin.

No mention of millions of illegal immigrants and wide open southern border, a new war, record inflation, record crime in Dem run cities, and president who (at best) has a crack addict, sex addict son, and who won't release his cognitive test results.

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

211 when i say "responsible" I mean financially responsible

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (V13WU)

212 This ad - it's really kinda fun when someone obviously puts a whole lot of thought and work into something, and it Fails as spectacularly as this does!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 06:43 PM (trdmm)

213 You all hear of ol Tom's other recent public relations success?

They had him narrate the announcement the Indians were now the Guardians.

So yeah, he's all-in on Woke.

Posted by: Well at January 25, 2022 06:43 PM (q2bM9)

214 When life begins is irrelevant. When the government gets to start wallet-raping the putative father is the only relevant point.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:40 PM (II3Gr)

Do not stick your dick in crazy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:43 PM (yrol0)

215 @195

>>A new variant has appeared!

Not just a variant, but a...

Sub-Variant.

Dun Dun Duhhhhhh!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 06:43 PM (u0rFt)

216 Never you, runner!
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (0TVNF)

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:43 PM (V13WU)

217 Those guys getting vasectomies to protest abortion laws were on to something.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 06:43 PM (OalnH)

218 Do not stick your dick in crazy!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:43 PM (yrol0)

___

They're all crazy. We're just arguing over levels.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 06:44 PM (OalnH)

219 "I can feel the change," says Sandra Lindsay, a New York nurse who was the first person in the U.S. to get the COVID vaccine

Sara's dad was the first person to feel the Denorex tingle

https://youtu.be/Cq0yYn78tOQ?t=19

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2022 06:44 PM (786Ro)

220 Who's bitch is dat?

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2022 06:44 PM (gmo/4)

221 this is hurtful
Posted by: runner

i know, right? we're right here, too!

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 25, 2022 06:44 PM (IJES/)

222 Years ago I asked if the "posted by..." line could be put above the comment. I was told it could happen in #twoweeks.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 25, 2022 06:40 PM (ItDAh)

So it is in the pipeline behind the T-shirts then?

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:44 PM (F9322)

223 We can give him a shit because he is a shit but don't need to stretch the truth on his citizenship.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022 06:31 PM (2NHgQ)
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He's sworn allegiance to a foreign power. Arguing that it's okay because he gets a tax break or its more convenient for him to own foreign property is exactly wrong.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 25, 2022 06:45 PM (llXky)

224 Posted by: Zod

>>Years ago I asked if the "posted by..." line could be put above the comment. I was told it could happen in #twoweeks. Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 25, 2022 06:40 PM (ItDAh)

Truth in advertising.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:45 PM (x8kT3)

225 I've never seen JackStraw start anything on this platform--ever. He puts information out here that many of us are very happy to get. Unfortunately, there are always the usual few who here who apparently get their rocks off being nasty.

I'm obviously not talking about people who want to debate something because you'd be hard pressed to find a more worthy opponent than Straw. If you don't want to read something someone posts, scroll past it. God knows there are several people I zip past.

And hang on to that olive branch blaster, because there was only one person wrong.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (0TVNF)
-----------------

Well said.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 06:45 PM (SHylA)

226 Great!!!, all that were on board with the stolen election are good with how it ever happened in the first place?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:45 PM (M85Od)

227 i know, right? we're right here, too!
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 25, 2022 06:44 PM (IJES/)

Irish does not mean us, Bif.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:45 PM (V13WU)

228 Hanks looks pretty constipated in that video. Amazing for all of the shit he is trying to sling.

I think he was going for a Clint Eastwood tough guy look and ends up looking like he has lemons shoved up his behind.

Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2022 06:45 PM (/oxYv)

229 Inaugural funds? So this is Inaugural Two - Recovery Summer Boogaloo?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at January 25, 2022 06:46 PM (HfND3)

230 Because if that's all it takes, it seems like we could make our own boom at any time. Which, honestly, seems what at least some part of this psych ward posing as an administration has in mind.
Posted by: Questions at January 25, 2022 06:43 PM (xQbFh)

When that many Americans had to be drafted, you can bet all kinds of corporats thought "if we fuck with these people, they will saw off our legs."

Now things are safer for them. Or so they think.

Posted by: trev006 at January 25, 2022 06:46 PM (eKz8P)

231 I never said JackStraw couldn't give as good as he gets, I said he never started anything.

Show me one post where he did.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (0TVNF)

Just look in the last thread.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 06:46 PM (9otr5)

232 219 Those guys getting vasectomies to protest abortion laws were on to something.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 25, 2022 06:43 PM (OalnH)

That was a bull fucking shit story.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:46 PM (yrol0)

233 oh come, arguing about JackStraw's posts is SOOO 2020!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 06:46 PM (trdmm)

234 Because if that's all it takes, it seems like we could make our own boom at any time. Which, honestly, seems what at least some part of this psych ward posing as an administration has in mind.
Posted by: Questions at January 25, 2022 06:43 PM (xQbFh)
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It's all part of that magical thinking they believe in. They think they can simply craft the right words, in the right way, and reality will mold itself to conform to those words. It really is bizarre to behold.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:46 PM (K5n5d)

235 I think he was going for a Clint Eastwood tough guy look and ends up looking like he has lemons shoved up his behind.
Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2022 06:45 PM (/oxYv)

Wasn't that a plot point in Philadelphia?

Posted by: trev006 at January 25, 2022 06:47 PM (eKz8P)

236 which wouldve provided that a fathers financial responsibility to his child and his childs mother begins when the child is conceived.

The representative, Forrest Bennett.

Question: When does life begin?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:36 PM (yrol0)

Why would "when life begins" make him financially responsible for the mother? Thats sexist. (hehe)

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

237 I think he was going for a Clint Eastwood tough guy look and ends up looking like he has lemons shoved up his behind.
Posted by: Cheri at January 25, 2022 06:45 PM (/oxYv)

25 bucks same as downtown

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:47 PM (yrol0)

238 There are twelve possible babydaddies for LaKeesha's two children, and fifteen more for the one on the way. Let's find out who it is! Next time on Maury!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:47 PM (II3Gr)

239 >>I said he never started anything.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:42 PM (0TVNF)

Confronted with facts, he rarely finished anything.

You will ask Zod how he knows. Do this now.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:47 PM (x8kT3)

240 That was a bull fucking shit story.
---
Of course it was.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2022 06:47 PM (sWM8x)

241
"no lead pipes"

I thought that bullshit went out with the ozone layer and asbestos bullshit?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 06:47 PM (htiwo)

242 >>400 bucks vs. 150k bucks.
Thats stupid.
PS I pay for my kids, your people do not 80% of the time.
I will fix my culture, you fix yours.

Chapelle was simply making a sly point.
https://tinyurl.com/27uazaat

Posted by: Uncle Sam at January 25, 2022 06:47 PM (URNdm)

243 B- Butt Stuff
R- Rape
A- Analingus
N- Never Apologize
D- Depends Undergarment
O- Oral
N- Niggardly, Like Corn Pop

Posted by: Joe Biden, Booger Eater at January 25, 2022 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

244 Which, honestly, seems what at least some part of this psych ward posing as an administration has in mind.

I suspect they underestimate how much broken glass a 'limited' nuclear exchange entails.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 06:48 PM (kOpft)

245 Why would "when life begins" make him financially responsible for the mother? Thats sexist. (hehe)
Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

About an hour or 2 after he goes ummmmmm!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2022 06:48 PM (yrol0)

246 So it is in the pipeline behind the T-shirts then?
Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:44 PM (F9322)

Tango Nine reference? IIRC he never did finish up his project. Just kind of faded away.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 25, 2022 06:48 PM (ItDAh)

247 I've read the story, but I still don't quite understand what Peter Dinklage is on about. Is he mad because they're using real dwarves, or because tall people are playing dwarfs, or what?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2022 06:48 PM (HmZuC)

248 And hang on to that olive branch blaster, because there was only one person wrong.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:28 PM (0TVNF)

Really? Name of the third indictment please.

I am of the opinion that if you are going to call those who disagree with you ignorant you should probably be right on the facts.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 06:48 PM (9otr5)

249 Oh joy. My work as announced "even though Joey's mandate for federal employees may be banned, we are going to go ahead and impose one starting Mar 1. The law says we may do that"

I guess it doesn't really affect me. I already applied for an exemption and was granted it. and it is not a complete surprise, but I'm always sad when this org. goes down these bad paths.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 25, 2022 06:49 PM (3cGpq)

250
Irish does not mean us, Bif.
Posted by: runner

i know, but slowpitch softball right over the plate. Irish almost never does that.

*hands olive branch, with well meant mea culpa to Irish*

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 25, 2022 06:49 PM (IJES/)

251 @236

>>oh come, arguing about JackStraw's posts is SOOO 2020!

The even more incredible thing to contemplate is this has been argued out over the course of half a decade at this point with no end in site.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 06:49 PM (u0rFt)

252 The brandon ad would be so easy to parody! I have half a mind to dust off Photoshop & AfterEffects and make one.

The other half wants to have a beer and watch DIY videos on YouTube

Posted by: weew at January 25, 2022 06:49 PM (+m+uH)

253 When I think of Tom Hanks, I think of trannies, pill-popping donkeys and bestiality.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2022 06:49 PM (6liew)

254 Meh. Stick your olive branch up your dickhole until you hit bladder.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:49 PM (II3Gr)

255 Save that BRANDON twatter ad because you won't be able to find it in two days.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (iDcra)

256 I've read the story, but I still don't quite understand what Peter Dinklage is on about. Is he mad because they're using real dwarves, or because tall people are playing dwarfs, or what?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2022 06:48 PM (HmZuC)
----
I keep meaning to mention that Bloom County already "fixed" this story: Pitch Black and the Seven Big Honkies.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (K5n5d)

257 *stomps in*
*throws things*

I am being forced to get a covid test because everyone around me is sick.

*kicks desk*

Ow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

258 Not Lindsay. Wrong nurse.

https://www.bitchute.com/
video/uulXwrtAB2th/

Posted by: Emmie -- no mask, no passport, just classic rock at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (6RgRK)

259 252 Tom can do a sequel to Philadelphia for his new friends
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Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (sWM8x)

260 The even more incredible thing to contemplate is this has been argued out over the course of half a decade at this point with no end in site.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 06:49 PM (u0rFt)

WW1 was over quicker.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (trdmm)

261 The even more incredible thing to contemplate is this has been argued out over the course of half a decade at this point with no end in site.

Some people here would rather score points on Jack than on the Democrats.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (AIhUY)

262 LASue, my keyboard is going to have to dry out for a week after the "at work" comment.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:39 PM (M85Od)

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

263 >>*kicks desk* Ow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

There she goes.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (x8kT3)

264
I can see in my mind's eye how this went... A bunch of listless, wan Party apparatchiks at some sad-sack media front have just walked out of a room full of young boys, where they attempt to re-assert their absent masculinity after countless of their wives' bull-sessions.

One of them says "Hey, Logan! You remember how Hill-Dawg DUNKED on those hillbillies, and she called them Deplorables? Well, that was totally awesome and everything, but then they just, like, latched onto it and took it back, right? What if we did that kinda thing with this Brandon meme, ya know? Turn 'Brandon' into a touchpoint for our own coalition, and take some thunder from the Trumpers. Maybe we could do a video montage, with some kinetic type overlays, all that stuff.

I know you smell what I'm burying. Work up an action plan, and we'll rally up after the next boy-party."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (Cf/uA)

265 >>>When I think of Tom Hanks, I think of trannies, pill-popping donkeys and bestiality.

Not one word more, or Milt will come for you.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (HmZuC)

266 Fuck Tom Hanks.

Dickhead will declare Vetcon 4 and all will be well.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (YglAn)

267 250 I've read the story, but I still don't quite understand what Peter Dinklage is on about. Is he mad because they're using real dwarves, or because tall people are playing dwarfs, or what?
Posted by: Citizen Cake

I think he wants them to used dwarf animators. There was a big controversy when Disney fired them all .They kept falling off their drafting chairs and the liability costs were killing the company. Or something.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (FmYik)

268 Zod, I'm going to ask this of you. Did or did not the State Dept under Kerry try to effect a coup in Ukraine?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (M85Od)

269 I've read the story, but I still don't quite understand what Peter Dinklage is on about. Is he mad because they're using real dwarves, or because tall people are playing dwarfs, or what?

Dude played a giant "dwarf" in the MCU, so you'd think he'd have a sense of humor about it.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (kOpft)

270 I looked at the other thread . I am with Jack.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (V13WU)

271 Tango Nine, dang, it that a blast from the past.

Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (qpolg)

272 Is Peter Dinklage some kind of dwarf porn star?

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (vrz2I)

273 Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

Guess making you get vaccinated didn't accomplish much. These people...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (II3Gr)

274 260 *stomps in*
*throws things*

I am being forced to get a covid test because everyone around me is sick.

*kicks desk*

Ow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

Much like at my place of work, where we had to Zoom th last meeting because 1/3 the Vaxxed and boosted staff had Rona. And then people spent 20 minutes mocking those who aren't vaxxed and boosted and don't believe the science anyway.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (F9322)

275 We can give him a shit because he is a shit but don't need to stretch the truth on his citizenship.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022 06:31 PM (2NHgQ)
---
Trapped in a waiting room, I was watching a show of this sort. They had the husband, who was a solid if bland fellow. The paramour was a sketchy dude and the wife was of course nothing to write home about. They do the big reveal of the paternity test and it was...yet another guy, who managed to be one of the most sketchy individuals I've ever seen.

The guy was the Tsar Bomba of sketchy sleeze. Naturally, husband attempted to hit him, but paramour was also outraged that he'd been cucked.

All in all, excellent commentary on the state of our republic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (llXky)

276 We're going to play rally around the flag.

Posted by: Biden at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (fSVK1)

277 270 250 I've read the story, but I still don't quite understand what Peter Dinklage is on about. Is he mad because they're using real dwarves, or because tall people are playing dwarfs, or what?
Posted by: Citizen Cake

I think he wants them to used dwarf animators. There was a big controversy when Disney fired them all .They kept falling off their drafting chairs and the liability costs were killing the company. Or something.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (FmYik)

You know, Snow White actually hated fucking dwarfs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (trdmm)

278 *stomps in*
*throws things*

I am being forced to get a covid test because everyone around me is sick.

*kicks desk*

Ow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

Wait, I remember you were forced to get the jab to save your job! And now they don't trust what they foisted on you to actually do what they insisted it would do???

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

279 I am being forced to get a covid test because everyone around me is sick.

*kicks desk*

Ow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

Looks like a covid injury to me

Posted by: CDC beancounter at January 25, 2022 06:53 PM (kOpft)

280 Shame on Tom Hanks
Shame

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 25, 2022 06:53 PM (t4poC)

281 275 Is Peter Dinklage some kind of dwarf porn star?
Posted by: fd at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (vrz2I)

He has a major role in Game of Thrones so...kinda, I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:53 PM (II3Gr)

282 Do any of you fucks skip over my comments?
How dare you.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 25, 2022 06:53 PM (FmYik)

283 I'm not betting on an entire absence of lead pipes.

Posted by: Hickory vs lead pipes at January 25, 2022 06:53 PM (n/szn)

284 Woman Who Stopped at Lab Monkey Crash Site Is Now 'Sick'

https://tinyurl.com/sbh3d6ac

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (RU4sa)

285 >>>You know, Snow White actually hated fucking dwarfs.

Phrasing! Or not???

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (HmZuC)

286 >>Maybe we could do a video montage, with some kinetic type overlays, all that stuff. I know you smell what I'm burying. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (Cf/uA)

Fucked up and weird, in a fucked up and weird way. Newsletter, if I'm not already subscribed.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (x8kT3)

287 Just look in the last thread.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 06:46 PM (9otr5)
~~~~~

I was there for the whole thing. You started it with your snark. You treat one of the best commenters we have like he was a troll. And sadly, you're not the only one.

This is my last post on the matter because I don't want to hijack the thread any further. I just hope that maybe some of you will think about this.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (0TVNF)

288 275 Is Peter Dinklage some kind of dwarf porn star?
Posted by: fd at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (vrz2I)

He's a Lannister!

He also once walked into a brothel with a pine cone and a jackass.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (4fSQf)

289 Meh. Stick your olive branch up your dickhole until you hit bladder.
Posted by: Insomniac

all out of tire irons? robbed at the train yard?

i admit i larfed.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (IJES/)

290 >I think he wants them to used dwarf animators.

now, are these people who draw animations of dwarfs, or are they really tiny people who do animations

Posted by: DB at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (geLO8)

291 He has a major role in Game of Thrones so...kinda, I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:53 PM (II3Gr)
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He did get it on with quite a few ladies of the evening as I recall...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:55 PM (K5n5d)

292 The guy was the Tsar Bomba of sketchy sleeze. Naturally, husband attempted to hit him, but paramour was also outraged that he'd been cucked.

All in all, excellent commentary on the state of our republic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (llXky)

The culture has been degraded for decades, and the Povich/ Springer tribe is a primary driver of that degradation. We started mocking these extremes, then began to think of them as tolerable.

Posted by: trev006 at January 25, 2022 06:55 PM (eKz8P)

293 He's a Lannister...!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (4fSQf)

Allegedly. He got kinda close to the dragons.... And you know what that means.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:55 PM (V13WU)

294 276 Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

Guess making you get vaccinated didn't accomplish much. These people...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (II3Gr)

Next question- If you have it do you get time off or are they going to make you come in anyway?

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 06:55 PM (F9322)

295 Posted by: CDC beancounter at January 25, 2022 06:53 PM (kOpft)

Evil ass group

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 25, 2022 06:55 PM (YglAn)

296 Jan 25, 2022 6:20 PM EST
Rep. Jim Cooper becomes 29th House Democrat to announce exit ahead of 2022 midterms
"I am announcing my decision promptly so that others have more time to campaign."

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 25, 2022 06:55 PM (xKKnI)

297 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 25, 2022 06:52

Thank you for sharing that.
But why?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 25, 2022 06:55 PM (FmYik)

298 172 Apparently, that Alabama Doctor never did straighten out Tom Hanks.

probably a bit too much play in the ball joints to hold an alignment.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (oY6Yp)

299 "He has a major role in Game of Thrones so...kinda, I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac "

I am uneducated in such matters. Surely that's his stage name.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (vrz2I)

300 >>276 Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2022 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

Quit. Zod is hiring.

(Surveys Imperial Konzern)

Zod is always hiring.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (x8kT3)

301 now, are these people who draw animations of dwarfs, or are they really tiny people who do animations

They're *really* tiny. It's how Pixar can fit so many in a computer.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (AIhUY)

302 This is my last post on the matter because I don't want to hijack the thread any further. I just hope that maybe some of you will think about this.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (0TVNF)

No, no, Irish. I like what you are doing there.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (V13WU)

303 LASue great summation. Yeah, they fucking threatened nurse with her livelihood.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (M85Od)

304 B bowel movements
R radioactive polls
A Afghanistan!
N Nape of neck...mmmmmm sniff
D Doddering demented dolt
O Old man yells at reporter
N Never Trump

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (mNhhD)

305 How old is Nancy? She already has dementia

Posted by: Blutarski at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (Na8cb)

306 Until then, the skeptics win by default.
Posted by: Questions at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (xQbFh)

To be fair "something" is happening at all times so that's a default win also.

Whether that something is of any consequence is a different thing.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (9otr5)

307 You know, Snow White actually hated fucking dwarfs.

Phrasing! Or not???
Posted by: Citizen Cake

it's not like she could prove they phucked her.
-snow white's hymen with 7 dents

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (IJES/)

308 289 >>>You know, Snow White actually hated fucking dwarfs.

Phrasing! Or not???
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (HmZuC)

It's because she couldn't feel a thing unless she was getting quadruple stuffed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (II3Gr)

309 >>>Is Peter Dinklage some kind of dwarf porn star?

Unfortunately, he was fired because he kept sticking his nose in private matters.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 25, 2022 06:56 PM (HmZuC)

310 "I think he wants them to used dwarf animators.
"

As long as it's not dwarf Minions. Those little guys are little enough already. Any smaller and they will skeer the kittehs.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 25, 2022 06:57 PM (ItDAh)

311 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (RU4sa)

12 Monkeys was a movie not a manual!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 25, 2022 06:57 PM (YglAn)

312 Well that certainly escalated quickly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2022 06:57 PM (u0rFt)

313 Dang Nurse that sucks. They've kicked deadlines, but I cleared out my office at work because of the "if you aint jabbed, you'll have to get tested to work onsite"

I know the tests aint all that big a deal, but I don't want to hassle with one, especially the "more accurate" PCR ones where they put the swab way up into the sinuses.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 25, 2022 06:57 PM (3cGpq)

314 B bowel movements
R radioactive polls
A Afghanistan!
N Nape of neck...mmmmmm sniff
D Doddering demented dolt
O Old man yells at reporter
N Never Trump

Ideally each letter would be an ice cream flavor, but those are kind of crappy letters for that.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 06:58 PM (AIhUY)

315 Of course you're on my good list, Bif!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:58 PM (0TVNF)

316 This Russia, Russia, Russia jag by the Left isn't working. So I do want to know what the Dem's are going to pivot to by the summer.

It's getting mighty near election time and they are just floundering like retarded flounders.

All of their obsessions have no resonance with the public staring down the barrel of $5 gas, $20 steak, and empty shelves. Ain't no motherfucking GREEN NUDE EELS is going to change that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 06:58 PM (zWpOF)

317 >>271 Zod, I'm going to ask this of you. Did or did not the State Dept under Kerry try to effect a coup in Ukraine? Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2022 06:51 PM (M85Od)

No, but Chatham House did. You are familiar with Chatham House.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:58 PM (x8kT3)

318 Rep. Jim Cooper becomes 29th House Democrat to announce exit ahead of 2022 midterms
Posted by: artisanal ette at January 25, 2022 06:55 PM
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Yeah, that's Nashville, TN. I'd guess it's at least a reasonable chance to gain a seat.

Posted by: George Takei at January 25, 2022 06:58 PM (sWM8x)

319 Thank you for sharing that.
But why?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 25, 2022 06:55 PM (FmYik)
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For your amusement, of course.

Isn't that why everyone posts here?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 25, 2022 06:58 PM (llXky)

320 Woman Who Stopped at Lab Monkey Crash Site Is Now 'Sick'

Covid is so passe. It's time for a proper zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (kOpft)

321 12 Monkeys was a movie not a manual!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 25, 2022 06:57 PM (YglAn)
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I was thinking Outbreak, but yeah...Fun times ahead!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (K5n5d)

322 This is my last post on the matter because I don't want to hijack the thread any further. I just hope that maybe some of you will think about this.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (0TVNF)

I agree, especially with the point that JackStraw is a great commenter and IMO the blog was diminished when he left after the last brawl. You know that he (and I and many others) have different views on, and hopes for the investigations, but none of us know the future and there's no point in pretending we do.

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

323 282 Wait, I remember you were forced to get the jab to save your job! And now they don't trust what they foisted on you to actually do what they insisted it would do???

this just shows the depth of the perfidy of the unvaccinated.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (oY6Yp)

324 This is my last post on the matter because I don't want to hijack the thread any further. I just hope that maybe some of you will think about this.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (0TVNF)

Nice way to dodge the question but okay.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (9otr5)

325
Fucked up and weird, in a fucked up and weird way. Newsletter, if I'm not already subscribed.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (x8kT3)

There are several of them, Zod, but none of them are mine. There's Adweek, Ad Age, HBR...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (Cf/uA)

326 You know, Snow White actually hated fucking dwarfs.

Phrasing! Or not???
Posted by: Citizen Cake
===

Because there are seven of them?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (iDcra)

327 12 Monkeys was a movie not a manual!
___

Heh.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (RU4sa)

328 It's getting mighty near election time and they are just floundering like retarded flounders.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 06:58 PM (zWpOF)

Hey!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (SH2Zi)

329 I lean toward Peter being a whiny little runt.

He did get fired from a video game so bad they went back and redid all his voice parts.
Even though the game was already well into Destiny 2.

Posted by: Well at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (q2bM9)

330 I thought Tom Hank was great in Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 25, 2022 07:00 PM (h3qL8)

331
Even Ace is exhausted by dunking on chris cilliza -- he didn't even bother mentioning cilliza's fake and predictable defense of biden and lame comparison to Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 07:00 PM (htiwo)

332 Canis Nods call.

Remain in light.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 07:01 PM (x8kT3)

333 Cilizza still exists?

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 07:01 PM (9otr5)

334 B bowel movements
R radioactive polls
A Afghanistan!
N Nape of neck...mmmmmm sniff
D Doddering demented dolt
O Old man yells at reporter
N Never Trump

Ideally each letter would be an ice cream flavor, but those are kind of crappy letters for that.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 06:58 PM (

OMg. That's hysterical. *crying*

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 07:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

335 I lean toward Peter being a whiny little runt.

He did get fired from a video game so bad they went back and redid all his voice parts.
Even though the game was already well into Destiny 2.

Posted by: Well at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (q2bM9)

yeah, and they dude they replaced him with made my ghost sound like a fag. Gee wally, we've woken the hive.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2022 07:02 PM (VwHCD)

336 Even Ace is exhausted by dunking on chris cilliza -- he didn't even bother mentioning cilliza's fake and predictable defense of biden and lame comparison to Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 07:00 PM (htiwo)

asking for myself. can an ewok dunk on Peter Dinkledge?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 25, 2022 07:02 PM (IJES/)

337 This is my last post on the matter because I don't want to hijack the thread any further. I just hope that maybe some of you will think about this.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 06:54 PM (0TVNF)

Nice way to dodge the question but okay.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (9otr5)

😠

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:02 PM (V13WU)

338 Left wing Politico ran an entertaining piece today about how everyone with any actual sense in the Dem Party is furious at Schumer's incompetence. They suggest that Schumer did all of that pushing for a vote because he was scared of a Prog trying to primary him, so he wiped out any chances of the Dems getting anything done this year just so he'd have a better shot at personally hanging on to his job.

They all thought Manchin would come back and discuss a new version of the BBB bill, but he's so pissed at the way he's been treated that so far he's refused to even talk to anyone in the Dem caucus about it. And the longer this goes on into the election cycle, the less and less likely it is that anything will be passed this year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 07:02 PM (trdmm)

339 I was thinking Outbreak, but yeah...Fun times ahead!

3 monkeys killed on site because ... reasons.

1 monkey remains unaccounted for.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 07:03 PM (kOpft)

340 So it seems I missed the tread where everyone got surprise meal of Kaboom.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 07:03 PM (F9322)

341 cnn video, evidently going viral, what he said

Biden's Deputy National Security Advisor on why Americans should care about Ukraine -- "Borders should be inviolate, sovereignty should be respected."

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 25, 2022 07:03 PM (xKKnI)

342 I would prefer if Tom Hanks informed us we were about to invade, occupy and annex Cuba.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2022 07:03 PM (6liew)

343
If you put Chris Cillizza in a claw-hammer coat, he'd look like a butler's obsequious hall-boy. q

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 07:04 PM (Cf/uA)

344 345 So it seems I missed the tread where everyone got surprise meal of Kaboom.
Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 07:03 PM (F9322)

Every meal is Kaboom. No surprise to it anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 07:04 PM (II3Gr)

345 What woman would want 7 male house mates?

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 07:04 PM (2JoB8)

346 Is Peter Dinklage some kind of dwarf porn star?
Posted by: fd at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (vrz2I)

Aaakshuallly.... he's very good looking.

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 07:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

347 350 What woman would want 7 male house mates?
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 07:04 PM (2JoB

Can they help her political career? Asking for a VP friend of mine.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 07:05 PM (KbCG3)

348 350 What woman would want 7 male house mates?
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 07:04 PM (2JoB

It was more like 3 1/2.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 07:05 PM (trdmm)

349 346 cnn video, evidently going viral, what he said

Biden's Deputy National Security Advisor on why Americans should care about Ukraine -- "Borders should be inviolate, sovereignty should be respected."

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 25, 2022 07:03 PM (xKKnI)

Bidet does not necessarily speak on behalf of this administration. Again.

Posted by: Jen Pstupid at January 25, 2022 07:05 PM (F9322)

350 Wait. Was Cilizza the dude Ace clowned about hot dogs? That post still makes me giggle.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 25, 2022 07:05 PM (YglAn)

351 I like JackStraw, he's not hurting anyone.

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2022 07:06 PM (+ya+t)

352
Aaakshuallly.... he's very good looking.
Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 07:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

I used to know a pretty midget. She wasn't dwarfish. But it was still weird, because she was so small.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 07:06 PM (Cf/uA)

353 Posted by: Questions at January 25, 2022 07:01 PM (xQbFh)

Pretty accurate. But who cares, really? JS ain't going to change. People who agree with him and want to believe will find no fault. And we'll be back here at the same place next BFD for more "Durham will come."

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 25, 2022 07:06 PM (SH2Zi)

354 Surprise Meal of Kaboom opened for The Falling Shelves in '86.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 07:06 PM (AIhUY)

355 There comes a point your acting starts to get over shadowed by your politics.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 07:06 PM (2JoB8)

356 >>>but I don't want to hassle with one, especially the "more accurate" PCR ones where they put the swab way up into the sinuses.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 25, 2022 06:57 PM (3cGpq)

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That's what I got when I was in the ER. I'd rather have another root canal then have that done again.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 25, 2022 07:06 PM (jPtGI)

357 Nice way to dodge the question but okay.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (9otr5)
~~~~~~

I didn't dodge any questions, I didn't see it. I've added you to my list. Sorry.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 25, 2022 07:06 PM (0TVNF)

358 Denorex tingle- was that the coal tar?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:06 PM (f4mjo)

359 Biden's Deputy National Security Advisor on why Americans should care about Ukraine -- "Borders should be inviolate, sovereignty should be respected."

lol, why, exactly?

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 07:07 PM (kOpft)

360 The nothings-happening and it-is-so factions need to get a room and fuck. They can't quit each other, and the rest of us would be grateful if they took their foreplay to a private location.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 07:07 PM (KFhLj)

361 cnn video, evidently going viral, what he said

Biden's Deputy National Security Advisor on why Americans should care about Ukraine -- "Borders should be inviolate, sovereignty should be respected."

Posted by: artisanal ette

their cluelessness is unbound from recovery. the obvious next comment from even the camera operator should have been "cool, now do our southern birder with mexico"

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 25, 2022 07:07 PM (IJES/)

362
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:02 PM (V13WU)

You can be mad. But come on if you insist that someone is wrong and they ask you to show them how, and the you say well I don't want to tie up the thread anymore.

Okay fine. I see how you are.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 07:07 PM (9otr5)

363 7 plates to wash every meal, 7 pairs of pants to wash, cutting bathroom time down, it's still 7 guys even if a bit smaller.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 07:08 PM (2JoB8)

364 Aaakshuallly.... he's very good looking.

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 07:04 PM (Ed8Zd)
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But can he breathe through his ears?

(Classic joke reference)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 25, 2022 07:08 PM (llXky)

365 364 Denorex tingle- was that the coal tar?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:06 PM (f4mjo)

Menthol caused the tingle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 07:08 PM (II3Gr)

366 I like JackStraw, he's not hurting anyone.
Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2022 07:06 PM (+ya+t)

Never known Jack to badmouth and/or make snide remarks about any of the commenters while they were away or absent when he disagreed with them.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:08 PM (V13WU)

367 Are we lining up to support our guy re: Commenter Wars?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:09 PM (f4mjo)

368 You can be mad. But come on if you insist that someone is wrong and they ask you to show them how, and the you say well I don't want to tie up the thread anymore.

Okay fine. I see how you are.
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 07:07 PM (9otr5)

You do, do tell me. I am all ears. And here.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:09 PM (V13WU)

369 Rep. Jim Cooper becomes 29th House Democrat to announce exit ahead of 2022 midterms
Posted by: artisanal ette at January 25, 2022 06:55 PM
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Yeah, that's Nashville, TN. I'd guess it's at least a reasonable chance to gain a seat.

Posted by: George Takei at January 25, 2022 06:58 PM

Tennessee is redistricting. Here's the new map: https://is.gd/xtg1z4

Posted by: Bert G at January 25, 2022 07:09 PM (fHydr)

370 7 plates to wash every meal, 7 pairs of pants to wash, cutting bathroom time down, it's still 7 guys even if a bit smaller.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 07:08 PM (2JoB

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One less bell to answer. One less egg to fry. One less man, to pick up after. I should be happy, but all I do is cry.

Posted by: The Fifth Dimension at January 25, 2022 07:09 PM (llXky)

371 Like blowing a cloud of Kool smoke on someone's head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:10 PM (f4mjo)

372
If being wrong about something was cause for condemnation, I'd have been banned years ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2022 07:10 PM (/U27+)

373 Is Peter Dinklage some kind of dwarf porn star?
Posted by: fd at January 25, 2022 06:52 PM (vrz2I)

Aaakshuallly.... he's very good looking.
Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 07:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

I've heard other women say that. If me not understanding women needed to become even worse.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 25, 2022 07:10 PM (sUMfc)

374 373 Are we lining up to support our guy re: Commenter Wars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:09 PM (f4mjo)

The nicks are too common. I'm holding out for that Masturbating Pete vs. CharlieBrownsDildo vs. bear with asymmetrical balls brouhaha.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 07:10 PM (KbCG3)

375 but I don't want to hassle with one, especially the "more accurate" PCR ones where they put the swab way up into the sinuses.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 25, 2022 06:57 PM (3cGpq)
=====
That's what I got when I was in the ER. I'd rather have another root canal then have that done again.
Posted by: Turn Two

save this for next time...
"yo, chill out! i can give a stool sample much easier than going for my cerebral cortex. hold on, and i'll drop trow."

of course, you first need to not have brown eyes, that's a tell that you're full of shite.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 25, 2022 07:10 PM (IJES/)

376 Menthol caused the tingle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 07:08 PM (II3Gr)
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Works every time.

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at January 25, 2022 07:11 PM (llXky)

377 You do, do tell me. I am all ears. And here.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:09 PM (V13WU)

Don't want to take up more of the thread with it.

So is that puppy thread almost here?

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 07:11 PM (9otr5)

378 Bill Melugin@BillFOXLANEW: We witnessed the federal gov mass releasing single adult migrants, almost all men, at a parking garage in Brownsville.Taxi cabs were then called for them. We followed the taxis to Harlingen airport, where the migrants were dropped off to get on flights around U.S.There are black tarps set up around the parking garage to obstruct the public's view. In a statement, the city of Brownsville confirmed to me that they use this spot to work with the federal government to facilitate travel for the migrants released from federal custody. Single adult migrants are supposed to be expelled from the country via Title 42. CBP tells me they had no involvement with these releases.An ICE source tells me these were ICE releases. ICE tells me they are looking into it. I am awaiting further comment from them.BREAKING: Another federally contracted bus just pulled up to the same parking garage in Brownsville and released dozens of predominantly single adult male migrants, who went into the same unmarked office. One of the bus drivers confirmed this was an ICE drop off..I finished typing this, another bus pulled up and is also releasing dozens more wearing ankle monitors

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 25, 2022 07:11 PM (xKKnI)

379 The nicks are too common. I'm holding out for that Masturbating Pete vs. CharlieBrownsDildo vs. bear with asymmetrical balls brouhaha.
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 07:11 PM (RU4sa)

380 Nazi Pelosi has announced that she's running for another term.

http://bitly.ws/o7r8

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2022 07:11 PM (sWM8x)

381 99% of Americans of all persuasions believe Former Vice President Joe "Who Shit My Pants?!" Biden is a Fucking Asshole.

A majority of DemonRat voters believe Biden should die in office, soon, and take Kamala Harris with him.

A majority of Republican voters believe Biden should be dragged into the street and set on fire.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 07:11 PM (+E0jM)

382 The nicks are too common. I'm holding out for that Masturbating Pete vs. CharlieBrownsDildo vs. bear with asymmetrical balls brouhaha.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 07:10 PM (KbCG3)

Well la-te-dah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:11 PM (f4mjo)

383
Cillizza always has that weird grin (whenever he's not talking about Trump). It looks like he bolts his face on in the morning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 07:11 PM (Cf/uA)

384 Somehow those poll numbers added up to more than 100% .... hmm.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 25, 2022 07:12 PM (qfLjt)

385 Don't want to take up more of the thread with it.

So is that puppy thread almost here?
Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 07:11 PM (9otr5)

Nice way to dodge the question but okay.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:12 PM (V13WU)

386 Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 07:07 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:09 PM (V13WU)

You guys be nice or i'll run ya both over!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion's tank doing 80mph on the munich autobahn at January 25, 2022 07:13 PM (ItDAh)

387 I hope no bats.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:13 PM (V13WU)

388 Nice way to dodge the question but okay.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:12 PM (V13WU)

Finally someone gets it!

I am hoping for bats in the cafe.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 07:13 PM (9otr5)

389 I missed Jack. Now he's back and I enjoy his commentary so bugger off you cranky asses. How the heck do you argue over something that you are only speculating on anyway.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 25, 2022 07:13 PM (cRbt7)

390 373 Are we lining up to support our guy re: Commenter Wars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:09 PM (f4mjo)

That is what caused me to take my one comment break - I don't play those games. I always let others win b/c it never matters enough to me to have the drama.

We're supposed to be supportive b/c we're all on the same side and we're all human, and as I posted my "personal hang-up I no longer find impossible" in the last thread, I know I can be just as wrong as the next commenter

Posted by: Nova local at January 25, 2022 07:14 PM (exHjb)

391 The nicks are too common. I'm holding out for that Masturbating Pete vs. CharlieBrownsDildo vs. bear with asymmetrical balls brouhaha.

Needs MP4 with his *original* nick, "Mary Poppins' Perfectly Pierced Clit".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 07:14 PM (AIhUY)

392 So is that puppy thread almost here?

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 07:11 PM (9otr5)
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You're blasting puppies?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 25, 2022 07:14 PM (llXky)

393 Now they are going to bicker about bats.

Posted by: fluffy at January 25, 2022 07:14 PM (UnQlg)

394
Chris Gore said he thinks brian stelter looks weird because of the way he smiles -- he looks like someone standing in the front of the mirror practicing to smile.

Think about it -- he's spot on.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 07:14 PM (htiwo)

395 @394 I swear I didn't see your post!

It's just Horde Mind!

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 07:14 PM (9otr5)

396 I'm pretty sure a crotch rash could get at least a 39% approval rating.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 25, 2022 07:15 PM (Ue1mI)

397 398 The nicks are too common. I'm holding out for that Masturbating Pete vs. CharlieBrownsDildo vs. bear with asymmetrical balls brouhaha.

Needs MP4 with his *original* nick, "Mary Poppins' Perfectly Pierced Clit".
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2022 07:14 PM (AIhUY)

As I understand it, doesn't the clit usually stay above the fray?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2022 07:15 PM (KbCG3)

398 Quarrel about quokkas.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2022 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

399 I missed Jack. Now he's back and I enjoy his commentary so bugger off you cranky asses. How the heck do you argue over something that you are only speculating on anyway.
Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 25, 2022 07:13 PM (cRbt7)

The worst was badmouthing behind his back. Not a sign of a decent person.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:15 PM (V13WU)

400 Are we lining up to support our guy re: Commenter Wars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:09 PM (f4mjo)

The underlying aos cliques were bound to make an appearance.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 25, 2022 07:15 PM (sUMfc)

401 373 Are we lining up to support our guy re: Commenter Wars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:09 PM (f4mjo)

Pick your clique and get ready to rumble!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 07:15 PM (II3Gr)

402 Kid Rock - We the People

YouTube: https://bit.ly/3H5eHuZ
Lyrics: https://bit.ly/3KIB3oe

We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 25, 2022 07:16 PM (Do5/p)

403 As I understand, it is the boat, not the man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:16 PM (f4mjo)

404 >>I've read the story, but I still don't quite understand what Peter Dinklage is on about.

He wants a dwarf to plan it.

Posted by: Uncle Sam at January 25, 2022 07:16 PM (URNdm)

405 The worst was badmouthing behind his back. Not a sign of a decent person.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:15 PM (V13WU)

Well it's not like anything was happening anyway....

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 07:16 PM (9otr5)

406 Pick your clique and get ready to rumble!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 07:15 PM (II3Gr)

I thought we were just gonna rumble with those greasy Sharks!
-Peter

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:17 PM (f4mjo)

407 Clyde, how are you ??

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:17 PM (V13WU)

408 I thought opinions were like assholes...

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2022 07:17 PM (+ya+t)

409 Pick your clique and get ready to rumble!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 07:15 PM (II3Gr)

Are we going to have to snap fingers and dance? That is so ghey. Imma going to refuse.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 25, 2022 07:18 PM (ItDAh)

410 The worst was badmouthing behind his back. Not a sign of a decent person.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:15 PM (V13WU)

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 25, 2022 07:18 PM (SH2Zi)

411 Speaking of Jets and Sharks:

Zip guns are ghost guns.

Discuss.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2022 07:18 PM (9otr5)

412 Hey! Sometimes it's better to just shut up. No joke. The less I say the more ice cream I get.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 25, 2022 07:18 PM (vrz2I)

413 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 07:18 PM (f4mjo)

414 Nood cafe

Posted by: Iris at January 25, 2022 07:18 PM (DibdT)

415 Kid Rock - We the People

YouTube: https://bit.ly/3H5eHuZ
Lyrics: https://bit.ly/3KIB3oe

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 25, 2022 07:16 PM (Do5/p)
.......

Luv it. See my #104

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2022 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

416 nood !

w/ bats

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 25, 2022 07:18 PM (9CuDT)

417 lol
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 25, 2022 07:18 PM (SH2Zi)

lol

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:18 PM (V13WU)

418 Dance fight!

*snap*
*snap*
*snap*
*snap*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 07:18 PM (II3Gr)

419 >>The nicks are too common. I'm holding out for that Masturbating Pete vs. CharlieBrownsDildo vs. bear with asymmetrical balls brouhaha.

Needs MP4 with his *original* nick, "Mary Poppins' Perfectly Pierced Clit"

And . . . Laurie David's Cervix ?!

Posted by: Uncle Sam at January 25, 2022 07:19 PM (URNdm)

420 Checked previous thread and I'm late to the party on the Kid Rock song.

Rock on *Beavis and Butthead headbangin'*

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 25, 2022 07:19 PM (Do5/p)

421 nancy pelosi is nearing 100 years old I think

Posted by: DB at January 25, 2022 07:19 PM (geLO8)

422 Has anyone mentioned that Brandon is a piece of shit?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 25, 2022 07:19 PM (eGTCV)

423 One less bell to answer. One less egg to fry. One less man, to pick up after. I should be happy, but all I do is cry.
Posted by: The Fifth Dimension

lol, my very first album when I got a record player for Christmas.

Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 07:20 PM (qpolg)

424 Speculations. Figure the odds. Place your bets.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 25, 2022 07:20 PM (h3qL8)

425 401
Chris Gore said he thinks brian stelter looks weird because of the way he smiles -- he looks like someone standing in the front of the mirror practicing to smile.

Think about it -- he's spot on.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 25, 2022 07:14 PM (htiwo)

He looks weird because he's got a head shaped exactly like Mr Potato Head, he wears four base coats of concealer, his teeth are capped and his wife is banging the school's assistant principal and he's okay with that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 07:21 PM (4fSQf)

426 428 nancy pelosi is nearing 100 years old I think

Posted by: DB at January 25, 2022 07:19 PM (geLO

Her eyebrows are ready for the 100 year flood.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 07:22 PM (4fSQf)

427 Clyde, how are you ??

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2022 07:17 PM

Doing well, runner, thanks. Still adjusting to all the meds I'm on and working through side effects. As well as trying to get schedule going for regular checking of blood sugar and blood pressure. Lots to keep track of. I'm using my engineering background to my benefit by tracking everything in spreadsheets.

So far so good. Miles to go before I ~~sleep~~ get back to good. But journey of a thousand miles begins with a first step.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 25, 2022 07:23 PM (Do5/p)

428 journey of a thousand miles begins with a first step of your first slave.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 25, 2022 07:27 PM (h3qL8)

429 Related to the post title, Kid Rock dropped a new track, "We the People". I have a feeling it's being suppressed by the algo, but already has ~200k+ views in a day, and climbed 50k views in just the last couple of hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKfm4rqMd78
#LGB

Posted by: m0lr4k at January 25, 2022 07:27 PM (BwF/v)

430 So is the American government getting at least coyote rates since we are paying for their transportation around the country?

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2022 07:28 PM (2JoB8)

431 Covid is so passe. It's time for a proper zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 06:59 PM (kOpft)

And you too can be cured of zombieism with just 6 jabs!

- Big Pharma

Posted by: tbodie at January 25, 2022 07:29 PM (MSiSP)

432
"I can feel the change," says Clyde Schultz, a man being washed away by the Johnstown Flood.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 25, 2022 07:30 PM (qe/H5)

433 ..The brandon ad would be so easy to parody! I have half a mind to dust off Photoshop & AfterEffects and make one. The other half wants to have a beer and watch DIY videos on YouTube. Posted by: weew at January 25, 2022 06:49 PM (+m+uH)

Simple. Pull up the movie poster for the Hanks film: "Castaway". The one with Hanks pictured with Wilson the Volleyball.

Photoshop Brandon's goofy-assed surprised look "oh!" Face onto the ball. Cut, print, it's a wrap!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 25, 2022 07:33 PM (QzJWU)

434 "The video is narrated by Tom Hanks, who was part of Biden inaugural festivities, and features cameos by everyday Americans -- a UPS driver, a Teamster from Michigan and a bed-and-breakfast owner in Wisconsin"

Why not a family of illegals with 6 kids in the your school or a group of urban thugs out scavenging and looting. That is Brandon's Americans.

Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2022 07:43 PM (PTDkx)

435 163 Question: When does life begin? and t
----
It never ended. The egg and the sperm are both living cells and when they combine they produce a diploid, living cell which eventually becomes a full-grown baby.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 25, 2022 07:44 PM (qfLjt)

436 The Simpson predicted Tom Hanks would do government propaganda

Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2022 08:30 PM (X5CsJ)

437 Now do Fuck Joe Biden. His treatment of Doucy deserves it!

Posted by: Smileyggg at January 25, 2022 08:30 PM (LvhFK)

438 Remember all the hagiographic tv spots that supporters made for Trump to mark his first year? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2022 09:01 PM (gS3OW)

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