"President" (lol) Brandon: If Republicans Question the Legitimacy of an Election, It's Treasonous. But Oh, By the Way, If I Don't Get the Election Laws I Want, the Results of the Midterms Are Illegitimate.

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I don't credit leftwing sources when I lift their stuff, so I'm not crediting the Salon and Maggie Haberman fave here.

Remember, we have lived in a regime for a full year in which it has been claimed, quite seriously, that anyone who doubts the legitimacy of the 2020 election is a security risk and potential terrorist.

Democrats are actually attempting to disqualify currently-serving Republican congressmen from running in 2022 based on statements that they doubt the results of 2020.

That is banana-republic, end-of-democracy stuff. But they're doing it anyway, all based on the claim that to question an election is so dangerous we dare not countenance it.


And here's Brandon saying that unless he gets his federal takeover of elections, the results of the midterms are illegitimate, when he loses:

And, sure, he's just a senile old man who was always a stupid, buffoonish bullshitter even in his prime, but he repeated and reconfirmed his statement later: He means it. Unless he gets his way, the 2022 elections are preemptively illegitimate.

Is it time for Twitter to ban Biden's account?

This is Brandon's narrative:

President Biden
@POTUS

You can't love your country only when you win.

You can't obey the law only when it's convenient.

You can't be patriotic when you embrace or enable lies.

10:07 AM Jan 6, 2022

And now he's saying that when he loses on his voting "reform" bill, and then loses in 2022, that election is "illegitimate."

Are you fucking kidding me?

We should see a few "Biden's claim that elections that go against him are illegitimate are different that Trump because X" this week articles -- unless the press completely suppresses the point, which I fully expect them to do.

Well, your "presidency" is illegitimate, Brandon. You rigged the rules to favor yourself.

And you're a terrorist if you deny it.

In fact you're like Bull Connor, rigging the vote.

Speaking of Bull Connor, here's Brandon having a Senility Meltdown over being asked why he called people, including his Democrat colleagues Joe Manchin and Krysten Sinema, Bull Connor and George Wallace for not wanting to end the filibuster to enable his election-rigging "reform:"

Yes, of course this nasty senile old fuck compared his opponents to Bull Connor; the senile often get angry as their failing memory is challenged.

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Once again, I can't believe this guy received nearly 49% of all legal votes.

Finally, he invited Putin to invade Ukraine -- so long as it's a "minor incursion."

In fact, Biden says that Putin has to invade Ukraine.

Kylie Atwood
@kylieatwood

"My guess is he will move in, he has to do something," President Biden says on Putin & a possible invasion into Ukraine. Biden also says he is not sure Putin is certain what he is going to do.

So there's your "Tough on Russia" Democrat in action, folks.

Trump's a Russian Agent, pass it on.


PS, sorry the blog has been on this subject for two hours and counting, I will only leave this post at the top for about 30 minutes.


Update: nckate asks, What's Lt. Bearclaw saying on Twitter?

Prepare for a shock -- Vindman, potential future Secretary of Defense of Ukraine, is strangely silent about the "president" he supported inviting Putin to stage a "minor incursion" into his country, and in fact even saying that Putin "has to" do so.

It's all a joke.


Posted by: Ace at 06:07 PM




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1 right. Biden is polling at 30% and GOP has a plus 5% registration advantage but we don't want ppl to vote. cuckoo.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (ZZK0E)

2 Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (eA1RV)

3 Look fat, I know what I am, but what are you?

Posted by: Joe Bolden at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (786Ro)

4 No more mean tweets!!!!

Posted by: Jmel at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (bVhJi)

5 That's bold

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (eA1RV)

6 Farfignuggen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (6RXlE)

7 "Just a minor incursion, baby!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

8 I took a nap. Missed the whole thing. Thanks for letting me know what I missed.
The nap was worth it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (jTmQV)

9 Suck it Brandon.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (ytSiK)

10 Biden's going to do nothing but yak with respect to Ukraine. Neocons only pick on weak, disorganized countries like Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Wade Hampton at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (Su9Le)

11 Could have been first but read the article.

Drats.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (6RXlE)

12 anyword on the guy who died because of "fox news" personally telling him to not get vaccinated? wither rainmodeo

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (ZZK0E)

13 not-lol.

logical consistency as practiced in the hell-universe.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (9CuDT)

14 Ukraine is so important that the vast majority of this country couldn't find it on a map.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (eA1RV)

15 I nooded but with Camptown races because catchy tune.

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (3byMq)

16 TBH, sounds like the press conference is going well. He hasn't issued any pushup challegenges, right?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (ZZK0E)

17 Trump is on with Levin right now talking about it.

Posted by: f'd at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (vrz2I)

18 @12

>>anyword on the guy who died because of "fox news" personally telling him to not get vaccinated? wither rainmodeo

Attempted to look up the guy he mentioned.

He doesn't seem to exist.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (6RXlE)

19 This is how the Korean war started too. We said we wouldn't do shit if the Norks and China moved south.

Then they did and actually fought back with the token force we had in-country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (XvPQV)

20 I like the boldness.

It suits me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (zWpOF)

21 My bold word as a Biden

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (XvPQV)

22 Jenn should share some of that conservatism she's conserving with someone else.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (XHhHI)

23 Aww

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (XvPQV)

24 I pre-emptively eye-bleach when I see a J Rubin tweet being posted, but shit must be getting really bad for her to only give Biden an A-. What the fuck, don't you care about voting,norms, or cat herding, Jen?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (ZZK0E)

25 Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec; 8h
Japan, India, and Emirates airlines cancelling flights to the US over 5G activation near airports. Mayor Pete AWOL

Biden says Verizon and AT&T will now indefinitely delay rollout - what did he offer them?

Will anyone ask Joe about this at his presser today??

andy: Jack also reports the UAE has also cancelled most flights to the U.S.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (UHVv4)

26 If I did not know better, it is like he is prepping and signaling Brownshirts to take direct action before the elections. Nah.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (6Je/Q)

27
I'm gonna shut down the country.

I'm gonna shut down the economy.

I'm not gonna shut down the virus.

@JoeBiden

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (4yztl)

28 Hey Fat - you asked about Trump's accomplishments?

https://tinyurl.com/5n8n3kr8



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

29 Rubin is stealing oxygen from us. What a worthless scrunt.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (Xrfse)

30 I'm all boxed in.

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (88xKn)

31 He's asserting the belief that election outcomes are supposed to be foreordained.

Posted by: Joe Bolden at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (786Ro)

32 Did anyone bother to ask what he plans to do with his recently declared "domestic enemies"?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (DTX3h)

33 Ukraine is so important that the vast majority of this country couldn't find it on a map.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (eA1RV)

You know how Americans learn geography

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (XvPQV)

34 Oh JFC, more Russia bullshit.

F**k You Sasse, F**k You Hewitt!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (6RXlE)

35 >>>20 I like the boldness.

It suits me.

...

i laughed, i enjoyed the arrogance

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (0G13K)

36 Oh, yeah, I think it could easily be illegitimate
---
Unhackable elections will be easy to hack unless we change the way they are run.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (XHhHI)

37 Gonna be an interesting summer.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (axyOa)

38 Fuck anybody that works for or supports this administration.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (mdaT8)

39 @33

>>You know how Americans learn geography

Sadly, it takes going to war.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (6RXlE)

40 Hitler invading Poland was a minor incursion.

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (88xKn)

41 Let me put my small incursion in you.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (ZLI7S)

42 Ukraine is so important that the vast majority of this country couldn't find it on a map.

I think you underestimate how many of us grew up playing Risk.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (kOpft)

43 Gonna be an interesting summer.

Hell, I'm just hoping we make it that far.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2022 06:14 PM (Xrfse)

44 Bull Connor: Democrat White Supremacist
Jefferson Davis: Democrat White Supremacist
Joe Biden: Democrat White Supremacist

Sing a different tune, jackass, this one ain't in your wheelhouse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:14 PM (6FeV1)

45 >>You know how Americans learn geography

Sadly, it takes going to war.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (6RXlE)

And circle gets the square.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 06:14 PM (XvPQV)

46 Hey! We just charge for bandwidth, we don't regulate it....oh....shit.

Posted by: FCC at January 19, 2022 06:15 PM (r1z5A)

47 Gonna be an interesting summer.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (axyOa)

Brother, it's going to be an 'interesting' Winter

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 06:15 PM (XvPQV)

48 Jen Rubin really needs a "drive by."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 06:15 PM (BFigT)

49 37 Gonna be an interesting summer.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (axyOa)
---

Summer of sharks

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

50 Transportation Pete always has that howdy-doody goofy look like he's surprised that words exiting his blowhole are audible.

Someone came close to asking why no one in his junta hasn't been fired yet.

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 06:15 PM (3byMq)

51 I visited the Ukraine a long time ago, when it was still part of the USSR. It was pitiful. I've seen poverty all over the world.
Not like that.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2022 06:16 PM (jTmQV)

52 29 Rubin is stealing oxygen from us. What a worthless scrunt.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (Xrfse)

I doubt that homunculus actually metabolizes oxygen and organic compounds like you or I do. She probably runs off of methane and silicates.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:16 PM (6FeV1)

53 what's colonel bearclaw saying on twitter?

Posted by: nckate at January 19, 2022 06:16 PM (z5Nun)

54 @45

>>And circle gets the square.

If it's to be war then I designate Suriname.

It sounds Asian and we have an outside shot at being victorious.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:16 PM (6RXlE)

55 "Mission Accomplished!"

Joe Biden

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 06:16 PM (KiBMU)

56 "Brother, it's going to be an 'interesting' Winter"

Sickness and death. Welcome to the future.

Posted by: f'd at January 19, 2022 06:17 PM (vrz2I)

57 Rubin is stealing oxygen from us. What a worthless scrunt.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (Xrfse)

The pretty face of democratic socialism.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 06:17 PM (SH2Zi)

58 I visited the Ukraine a long time ago, when it was still part of the USSR. It was pitiful. I've seen poverty all over the world.
Not like that.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2022 06:16 PM (jTmQV)

Some of the best cropland in the world, if they junked all this political shit they could feed half the world and make it a paradise.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

59 You know how Americans learn geography
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect


types
deletes

Posted by: Some Rat at January 19, 2022 06:17 PM (r1z5A)

60 Put a lid on it Joey

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2022 06:17 PM (VVcfL)

61 At some point they will have to deal with their Bitter Clinger and Dead Ender Covidistas. The question is - when? will they no longer be useful idiots?

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 06:17 PM (6Je/Q)

62 Look, what I said, go back and read what I said!

Someone should clue DOCTOR!! Jill Biden that the people did just that.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (j2G7o)

63 Not just the '22 elections
he's saying all future elections will be in question (if Republicans win of course)

Posted by: McCool at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (fFcAQ)

64 I was not aware that we had been spending a trillion dollars a week in Afghanistan. Zhou Bai Den said this twice, just so I would remember it.

Posted by: 10x25mm at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (+khPi)

65 If it's to be war then I designate Suriname.
---

St. Pierre et Miquelon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

66 >>>53 what's colonel bearclaw saying on twitter?
Posted by: nckate

good question,

probably still on Grindr tho

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (0G13K)

67 Trump is on Levin and cracking me up as usual. It must be very hard for him to witness this.

Posted by: f'd at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (vrz2I)

68 It's heartening to know that our Top Brass would warn Russia and cancel all orders if Biden were ever so insane as to try to initiate a war with them.


...

? What? Oh. Yeah, we're boned then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (6FeV1)

69 Brian Stelter Retweeted

Kevin Liptak
@Kevinliptakcnn

21m
Biden, at the very end of a marathon press conference, says he's come to believe Americans don't want a "president-senator." They want just a president.

Posted by: Hands - I've no idea at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (786Ro)

70
Was Bearclaw really hanging on Grindr? LOL.

Doesn't matter; it's true now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 06:19 PM (4odx6)

71 65 If it's to be war then I designate Suriname.
---

St. Pierre et Miquelon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

Christmas Island.

"The war on Christmas just got real"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:19 PM (6FeV1)

72 I bet NATO is having fits over "minor incursion" and "he has to do something." They've been Pretending to Testosterone for all they're worth and now Puddin gave them a softie.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 06:19 PM (sWM8x)

73 minor Ukrainian incursion? did putin become an art collector?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:19 PM (ZZK0E)

74
I guess they delayed the 5G rollout today to avoid embarrassing Biden with planes crashing everywhere during his... whatever the hell that sorry event was.

Just like the 'vaccine' - can't people actually perform small scale tests of shit before lives are on the line? I know... but get off my lawn.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 19, 2022 06:19 PM (dQvv7)

75
Meh, Smash and I are off to Tang Soo Do class.

i get to practice side kicks, which hurt like a mutha, using my new knee leg.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 06:19 PM (IJES/)

76 Oh, fuck Jen Rubin the useless catcher's mitt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 06:19 PM (dNqv+)

77 If it's to be war then I designate Suriname.
---

St. Pierre et Miquelon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

Christmas Island.

"The war on Christmas just got real"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:19 PM (6FeV1)
------------
Costa Rica. They famously have no army.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (DnWKq)

78 71 65 If it's to be war then I designate Suriname.
---

St. Pierre et Miquelon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

Christmas Island.

"The war on Christmas just got real"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:19 PM (6FeV1)

Hispaniola!
*raises skull and crossbones*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

79 If using the current elections laws means that the next election will be illegitimate then that must mean the last election was illegitimate.

Posted by: Javems at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (AmoqO)

80 Ace that was over 2 hours of Sundowner, a world record

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (2JoB8)

81 @NoahCRothman
31m
Biden now notes that the cable news channels are losing viewership. "Fox is okay," he says.

Posted by: Hands - I've no idea at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (786Ro)

82 Has GEN Milley called Putin yet to let him know he's in charge?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (/i32d)

83 I was not aware that we had been spending a trillion dollars a week in Afghanistan. Zhou Bai Den said this twice, just so I would remember it.
Posted by: 10x25mm at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (+khPi)

Part of the neocon love for the Ukraine is to work up to spending some of that there, for the friends of the neocons to steal. Just like in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (eoQWY)

84 We can't be too careful anymore. That's why people can't have cars and guns. Too dangerous.

Posted by: f'd at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (vrz2I)

85 69 Brian Stelter Retweeted

Kevin Liptak
@Kevinliptakcnn

21m
Biden, at the very end of a marathon press conference, says he's come to believe Americans don't want a "president-senator." They want just a president.
Posted by: Hands - I've no idea at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (786Ro)


what

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (DTX3h)

86 I believe I was witness to a Minor Ukrainian Incursion at a Times Square Strip Club in the early 80's.

I don't think she ever walked right again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (6RXlE)

87 72 I bet NATO is having fits over "minor incursion" and "he has to do something." They've been Pretending to Testosterone for all they're worth and now Puddin gave them a softie.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

He already shit on them with his Afghan withdrawal secret plans--Nato allies were scrambling to get their people out.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (dCGWj)

88 >>>69 Brian Stelter Retweeted

Kevin Liptak
@Kevinliptakcnn

21m
Biden, at the very end of a marathon press conference, says he's come to believe Americans don't want a "president-senator." They want just a president.

...

what does this bullshit mean?

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (0G13K)

89 I can tell you right now, that angry voice raising is consistent with what drunk beaters do.

If you've ever had a drunken parent that beat you or a drunken spouse that beat you, this is what they do. They raise their voice to signal that what comes next if you continue to argue is a fist or a belt.

They continue to do that right up until you are big enough to punch them right back in their face.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (7F9te)

90 Costa Rica. They famously have no army.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (DnWKq)

Can't beat what you can't find

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (eoQWY)

91 Jen is s communist on the take

Posted by: CN at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (ONvIw)

92 Costa Rica. They famously have no army.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (DnWKq)

What army? You take three steps off the shore and it's a solid sheet of jungle. Where the fuck are you gonna go? Up?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (6FeV1)

93

LOOK, FAT, MY 2 HOUR MARATHON PRESSER WAS EPIC, BEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN ! GO AHEAD AND WATCH IT AGAIN !

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (V13WU)

94 I bet Zelensky is wishing he gave Trump the server.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (ZLI7S)

95 so Biden transitioned to tough guy foreign policy surrender talk to perk up the flyover suckers? We already had a tough guy surrender foreign policy in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (ZZK0E)

96 21m
Biden, at the very end of a marathon press conference, says he's come to believe Americans don't want a "president-senator." They want just a president.

...

what does this bullshit mean?
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (0G13K)

Americans want Trump, not Biden I suppose...

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (eoQWY)

97 I bet NATO is having fits over "minor incursion" and "he has to do something." They've been Pretending to Testosterone for all they're worth and now Puddin gave them a softie.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist


They'll be throwing their fits behind closed doors...putin will shut off their fuel and they know it.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (r1z5A)

98 Hispaniola!
*raises skull and crossbones*
Posted by: All Hail Eris,


Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (IJES/)

99 what does this bullshit mean?
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (0G13K)

It's bullshit covered in bullshit.

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (88xKn)

100 Vorsicht!

Posted by: Germans attacking Pearl Harbor at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (Xrfse)

101 Burt Larr has nothing on Joey's world record presser.
Stunning and brave and COURAGE!

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (3byMq)

102 He already shit on them with his Afghan withdrawal secret plans--Nato allies were scrambling to get their people out.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (dCGWj)

And most of them still did better than we did.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (eoQWY)

103
Biden, at the very end of a marathon press conference, says he's come to believe Americans don't want a "president-senator." They want just a president.

...

what does this bullshit mean?
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (0G13K)


My guess is he's saying Congress doesn't work but a President has a pen and phone and he's going to start using them.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (pLEy5)

104 Einstok Toasted Porter is fantastic.

That is all.

Carry on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (6FeV1)

105 88 >>>69 Brian Stelter Retweeted
Kevin Liptak
@Kevinliptakcnn
21m
Biden, at the very end of a marathon press conference, says he's come to believe Americans don't want a "president-senator." They want just a president.
...
what does this bullshit mean?
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (0G13K)

I was wondering myself. I am not coming up with much.

-Americans want strong man like Stalin!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (dNqv+)

106 "Finally, he invited Putin to invade Ukraine -- so long as it's a "minor incursion.""
------

Putin probably told him that was all it would be.

Posted by: Javems at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (AmoqO)

107 Vindman's MIL obituary listed him as born in Moscow, not Ukraine

Posted by: CN at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (ONvIw)

108 Obama was right. Never underestimate Joe's ability to "f" things up.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (7ZQe3)

109 but still, even at 2 hours, WaPo's notorious in-house conservative, rock-ribbed republican can only give Biden an A-...this, like everything else, is really the story of Obama.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (ZZK0E)

110 My guess is he's saying Congress doesn't work but a President has a pen and phone and he's going to start using them.
Posted by: Flyguy at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (pLEy5)

Probably the best read and closest to what he meant. Him and the CNN shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (dNqv+)

111 17 Nobel Prize winning economists say BBB will lower the deficit.

Ahaha. Drink.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (E7vND)

112 I wish Americans weren't so stupid. Then they might get tired of the constant stream of bullshit and lies coming out of this imbecile's maw.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (o2MD2)

113 They'll be throwing their fits behind closed doors...putin will shut off their fuel and they know it.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (r1z5A)

The funny part is they keep shutting it off first so Putin doesn't have a chance to do so. Frankly, I think Putin would rather they just take the gas and pay up and leave him out of their plans for EU and Nato relevancy.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

114 What army? You take three steps off the shore and it's a solid sheet of jungle. Where the fuck are you gonna go? Up?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


We have some experience with this.

Posted by: U.S. Marines, Japan. at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (r1z5A)

115 Oldcat

ISTR China has directly or indirectly bought 20% of the Ukraine croplands.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

116 "Finally, he invited Putin to invade Ukraine -- so long as it's a "minor incursion.""
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Putin probably told him that was all it would be.
Posted by: Javems at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (AmoqO)

"Just the tip, just to see if it feels nice."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (XvPQV)

117 And Brian Stelter retweeted. Eager to be slaves, they are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (dNqv+)

118 99 what does this bullshit mean?
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (0G13K)

It's bullshit covered in bullshit.
Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (88xKn)


With bullshit filling.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (DTX3h)

119 Dude
Bull Conner was a Democrat

Look him up, seriously

Posted by: Yo! at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (zqIrc)

120 78 71 65 If it's to be war then I designate Suriname.
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St. Pierre et Miquelon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Christmas Island.
"The war on Christmas just got real"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:19 PM (6FeV1)
Hispaniola!
*raises skull and crossbones*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (Dc2NZ)


No one ever talks about us anymore.

Posted by: Timbuktu and Zanzibar at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (AMIL/)

121 what does this bullshit mean?

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (0G13K)

You see, Brandon is a hyper-competent citizen legislator, immersing himself in the innermost details of legislating his agenda, instead of maintaining a high level focus and leadership role. His only fault is that he's having growing pains filling a new role, so he should get a pass or something on a disastrous first year.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (SH2Zi)

122
18 @12

>>anyword on the guy who died because of "fox news" personally telling him to not get vaccinated? wither rainmodeo

Attempted to look up the guy he mentioned.

He doesn't seem to exist.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (6RXlE)

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You're missing the point. A man died.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (BK2mM)

123
If I had to guess, "president-senator" was a swipe at Manchin, implying Manchin is acting like he's president with his own agenda.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (Bxa9f)

124 "what does this bullshit mean?
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (0G13K) "

BOHICA. You're going to see EO's and executive branch action that make his other constitutional subversion look like a kids birthday party at Chuckie Cheese.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (/i32d)

125 Americans want strong man like Stalin!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (dNqv

Stronk.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (mdaT8)

126 They're copying Trump because it worked.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (+ya+t)

127 I really don't know what words to use to adequately describe Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (rF64X)

128 >>>Obama was right. Never underestimate Joe's ability to "f" things up.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (7ZQe3)

He has outperformed our expectations of his ability to eff things up.

Posted by: Barry S. at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (QYPq3)

129 My guess is he's saying Congress doesn't work but a President has a pen and phone and he's going to start using them.
Posted by: Flyguy at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (pLEy5)

This motherfucker is gonna find out real soon that being the President means there aren't 99 other monsters to hide yourself amongst. He's pissing off the entire world, and they well and truly don't give a fuck about Twitter Likes or Folksy Anecdotes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (6FeV1)

130 >>>127 I really don't know what words to use to adequately describe Jennifer Rubin.


She looks like a yeast infection came to life, went to college, and got a job writing poorly.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:26 PM (0G13K)

131 Now would be a great time for Ukraine to 'accidently' release all their records detailing their association with Hunter and the Biden crime family.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:26 PM (HmZuC)

132 Who will be dragged out of The White House.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 19, 2022 06:26 PM (SLHqt)

133 hey, jack, I'm the guy who wrote the thing that did the stuff...

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:26 PM (ZZK0E)

134 Dude
Bull Conner was a Democrat

Look him up, seriously
Posted by: Yo! at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (zqIrc)

They all were Democrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

135 127 I really don't know what words to use to adequately describe Jennifer Rubin.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (rF64X)

Not so much a word, as a gesture. Imagine i'm derisively shaking a can of krylon in front of my belt buckle. Yeah. That gesture.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (6FeV1)

136 127 I really don't know what words to use to adequately describe Jennifer Rubin.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (rF64X)

I usually let the ladies throw around 'cunt', but in this case...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (dNqv+)

137 This is how the Korean war started too. We said we wouldn't do shit if the Norks and China moved south.

Then they did and actually fought back with the token force we had in-country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (XvPQV)
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No. South Korea was actually strategically important to American interests.

Ukraine is a Russian suburb.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (llXky)

138 When it's Jen Rubin's time to meet her Maker, do you think anyone will care besides Tom "Big Teat" Nichols?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (bkUtD)

139 Hispaniola!
*raises skull and crossbones*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
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I like you.

You're trouble.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (DnWKq)

140 >> I really don't know what words to use to adequately describe Jennifer Rubin.


Pro-Voting

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (iKRmB)

141 like Isle Pavot, a fictional island nation, in Wiseguy season 3 I think,

Posted by: no 6 at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (hMlTh)

142 Oh no, Florida is on pace to produce the fewest Oranges in 75 years.

Wheres' Beaks?

WHERE THE HELL IS BEAKS?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (6RXlE)

143 "Look fat, I've got a pen and an ice cream cone, and I'm all out of ice cream! And ink! Wipe my butt. Like that black fella. The pope. Yeah, that's right. Corn Pope. Told him 'no giant hats in the pool,' and he sassed me, so I dropped one in his fancy chair. Made him clean it up, too. Right in front of his whole basketball team."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (4odx6)

144 Notice nobody from the media asked him about the upcoming federal takeover of local police departments that Brandon's going to try via EO's and the DoJ.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (/i32d)

145 Nina Totenburg doubles down! That robed bitch Sotomayor is lying!

Nina Totenberg
@NinaTotenberg
NPR stands by my reporting

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (FVME7)

146 You see, Brandon is a hyper-competent citizen legislator, immersing himself in the innermost details of legislating his agenda, instead of maintaining a high level focus and leadership role. His only fault is that he's having growing pains filling a new role, so he should get a pass or something on a disastrous first year.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder


Call me.

Posted by: Jenn at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (r1z5A)

147 I really don't know what words to use to adequately describe Jennifer Rubin.

She looks like a yeast infection came to life, went to college, and got a job writing poorly.


welp ace. those are it. those are the words.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (j9HX3)

148 > The increase in the prospect of being illegitimate is in proportion to not being able to get these reforms passed.

So you're saying our election rules and laws as presently constituted don't ensure legitimate elections?

Interesting.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (x980n)

149 >>Now would be a great time for Ukraine to 'accidently' release all their records detailing their association with Hunter and the Biden crime family.

The time would've been in 2019. How Zelensky didn't see something like this coming if Biden got in office is a mystery.

Trump had his back. Biden is bending him over for Vlad's minor incursion.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (ZLI7S)

150 Now would be a great time for Ukraine to 'accidently' release all their records detailing their association with Hunter and the Biden crime family.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:26 PM (HmZuC)
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That's what makes this really interesting, and I'm a bit surprised Ace hasn't dug deeper in this.

*Both sides* have the Kompromat. It's like a blackmail auction. Who has the most, nastiest dirt?

I think we'll find out shortly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (llXky)

151 People getting stabbed and pushed in front of trains. Crimes way up. The media? Meh, how about that Ukraine situation, Poopy Pants?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (/i32d)

152 It's being reported that Ukrainian officials are going what the actual hell.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (rF64X)

153
Is Manchin the "president-senator" biden was referring to?

Because Manchin is holding up the Fraud's agenda, which makes Manchin the "president," or so Manchin thinks.

That's what it sounds like to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (Bxa9f)

154 I hate that bitch Jen Rubin as much as I hate Biden

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 06:29 PM (CYnTg)

155 Nina, unlike Sonja, is NOT an idiot

Sotomayor is LYING and the other robed morons are too

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 06:29 PM (j9HX3)

156 >>>Notice nobody from the media asked him about the upcoming federal takeover of local police departments that Brandon's going to try via EO's and the DoJ.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (/i32d)

Or the new "domestic terrorism" unit.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 19, 2022 06:29 PM (QYPq3)

157 >>Dude
Bull Conner was a Democrat


All of the most accomplished racists are Democrats.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 06:29 PM (iKRmB)

158 >>>Obama was right. Never underestimate Joe's ability to "f" things up.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2022 06:23 PM (7ZQe3)

Him having to watch his third term go up in flames at the hand of Brandon is a treat.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 06:29 PM (SH2Zi)

159 152 It's being reported that Ukrainian officials are going what the actual hell.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (rF64X)

Small wonder, Biden just pushed them out in front of a subway train.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 06:29 PM (dNqv+)

160 154. I hate her more, Jen is not a senile pupper

Posted by: CN at January 19, 2022 06:29 PM (ONvIw)

161 So you're saying our election rules and laws as presently constituted don't ensure legitimate elections?

Interesting.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (x980n)

Of course they don't.

Look at every inner city election for the last 100 years. Of course, those areas elect Democrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

162 Hit Tonga. Their defenses are down.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 06:29 PM (sWM8x)

163 Watching Manchurian Candidate right now( the original not the shitty remake)

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 06:30 PM (CYnTg)

164 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Biden says that he is satisfied with Kamala Harris being put in charge of leading his "voting rights" effort, and that she will be his running mate in 2024.

-
Why not the best, huh Joe?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 06:30 PM (FVME7)

165 I am sad for my children.

Posted by: 7man at January 19, 2022 06:30 PM (qwO6y)

166 @154

>>I hate that bitch Jen Rubin as much as I hate Biden

I wouldn't, she is the real world definition of a nugatory.

Maybe two nugatories.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:30 PM (6RXlE)

167 yeah, Rubin is an especially effective liberal troll. I don't know what it is, it's not like she says anything we haven't heard a dozen times already

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:30 PM (ZZK0E)

168
Just keep an eye out for a "retiring Justice."

I think that's one plan the Democrats might try to juice up the '22 elections, especially if they can a lot of Republican Shits in the Senate to confirm a queer judge, or worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2022 06:30 PM (Bxa9f)

169 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (4odx6)

You just made me LOL during an office Teams meeting. Might need to turn my camera off.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 19, 2022 06:30 PM (x8Wzq)

170 Best way to defund the universities:

Go to college and you too can be Jen Rubin!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 19, 2022 06:30 PM (QYPq3)

171 Now would be a great time for Ukraine to 'accidently' release all their records detailing their association with Hunter and the Biden crime family.
Posted by: Citizen Cake


May have already happened. Oops.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 19, 2022 06:30 PM (r1z5A)

172 No. South Korea was actually strategically important to American interests.

Ukraine is a Russian suburb.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 06:27 PM (llXky)

Are you talking geography or culture with the 'suburb' reference?

I'm pretty sure I disagree but I want to make sure I'm disagreeing for the right reasons.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 19, 2022 06:30 PM (XvPQV)

173 The NooYakTymes has released the video of the idiotic, sorry, "righteous" drone strike that killed 10 innocent Afghanis, 7 of them being kids. They had to lever it out of Feds w/FOI suit. They closed ranks here. No one will be fired or punished.
These people are sick.
I need to bug out, shit is beyond crazy.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 19, 2022 06:31 PM (7Fj9P)

174 It's being reported that Ukrainian officials are going what the actual hell.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (rF64X)

Small wonder, Biden just pushed them out in front of a subway train.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 06:29 PM (dNqv+)

The US and EU have been negotiating with Russia for weeks without the Ukraine present. They knew what was up.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:31 PM (eoQWY)

175 Ukraine is so important that the vast majority of this country couldn't find it on a map.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (eA1RV)


I knew where Ukraine was, now I know where Moldova is.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 06:31 PM (yQpMk)

176 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:28 PM (rF64X)
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Is it too late to seek asylum in Grønland, your Highness?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 06:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

177 152 It's being reported that Ukrainian officials are going what the actual hell.
---
It has to be true.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 06:31 PM (sWM8x)

178 21m
Biden, at the very end of a marathon press conference, says he's come to believe Americans don't want a "president-senator." They want just a president.

...

what does this bullshit mean?
Posted by: ace


Huge Hewitt will let us know tomorrow after consulting with the Bulcuck and the Asspatch.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 06:31 PM (zWpOF)

179
and then Russia takes Ukraine and the government declares "emergency powers" with the for-now Democrat houses backing Biden.
First emergency on the agenda will be a national injection mandate for the "safety" of the nation in these tense emergency times.

Democrat motto: "Never let a crisis go to waste."

Posted by: Speller at January 19, 2022 06:31 PM (pSotA)

180 No. South Korea was actually strategically important to American interests.

Ukraine is a Russian suburb.

*

I don't think you grasp the amount of money laundering and graft of our politicians and their families that occurs in and via Ukraine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 19, 2022 06:31 PM (wklve)

181
The obvious question no one is asking:

If, today, we had the same election rules as 2008 and 2012, would they not be "fair" elections?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (Bxa9f)

182 in the series, a barry seal type, mel profitt played by kevin spacey, was funding an invasion against a half haiti/half grenada placeholder, it was david burkes twist on iran contra,

Posted by: no 6 at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (hMlTh)

183 She looks like a yeast infection came to life, went to college, and got a job writing poorly.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:26 PM (0G13K)

Her maw looks like that of an anglerfish. I keep wondering where she hides that little bio-luminescent dangler that she uses to attract her prey.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (SH2Zi)

184 Didja see that SCOTUS turned down Trump's request to protect his records from the Jan 6th Committee, via executive privilege??

Only Thomas dissented.

Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (L3Rsz)

185 Jen Ruben IS


AWFL

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (iKRmB)

186 Quit making fun of Jen! Who do you people think you are?

Posted by: Judith Miller at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

187 25 they ask him about government incompetence particularly in regard to the 5G debacle. He said fault is wholly on private industry: cell company and airlines. I guess he is unaware of what the faa and fcc are for.

Posted by: Dogbert at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (Z9HSN)

188 Biden says that he is satisfied with Kamala Harris being put in charge of leading his "voting rights" effort

well good

that's officially going nowhere then

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (j9HX3)

189 Korea was a dagger pointed at Japan.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

190 Biden says that he is satisfied with Kamala Harris being put in charge of leading his "voting rights" effort, and that she will be his running mate in 2024.

-
Why not the best, huh Joe?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 06:30 PM (FVME7)

Guess I'm satisfied too - nothing will be done about voting rights then.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (eoQWY)

191 >>>127 I really don't know what words to use to adequately describe Jennifer Rubin.


She looks like a yeast infection came to life, went to college, and got a job writing poorly.
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:26 PM (0G13K)

I was going to say calling her a propagandist bootlicking clown hack falls short, but this will do.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (rF64X)

192 Ukraine is so important that the vast majority of this country couldn't find it on a map.

*

Just like DC and NY.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (wklve)

193 Kruschev was Ukrainian, Stalin was Georgian. No love lost between the two, though Kruschev had to fake it. He got even after Stalin died.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 06:33 PM (6Je/Q)

194
She looks like a yeast infection came to life, went to college, and got a job writing poorly.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 06:26 PM (0G13K)
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Don't mince words, Ace, what do you really think?

BTW, did you see Jonah Goldberg picked another Twitter fight and got his ass kicked? He called out some guy I never heard of and started to talk down to him.

Sohrab Amari got wind of it, and told Goldberg to go pound sand, whereupon Fearless Twitter Addict Jonah decided to throw shade at Amari for letting his ambition for fame cloud his judgement.

Amari then replied "Bold words from a man who bragged about being a 'Pulitizer Prize-nominated author' when we all know a 'nomination' costs $50."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 06:33 PM (llXky)

195 All of the most accomplished racists are Democrats.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 06:29 PM


Well, their entire 'election reform' stuff is based on the concept that ignorant blacks and browns are too incompetent to go vote at the polls because they are either too lazy or too broke to get there.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2022 06:33 PM (7F9te)

196 Didja see that SCOTUS turned down Trump's request to protect his records from the Jan 6th Committee, via executive privilege??

Only Thomas dissented.
Posted by: lizabth at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (L3Rsz)



If we had an opposition party, we could have a field day next January.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 06:33 PM (yQpMk)

197 >>I knew where Ukraine was, now I know where Moldova is.



...or the lips?

Posted by: Dusty Bottoms at January 19, 2022 06:34 PM (iKRmB)

198 "Remember, we have lived in a regime for a full year in which it has been claimed, quite seriously, that anyone who doubts the legitimacy of the 2020 election is a security risk and potential terrorist."

The "Republicans are terrorists" bullet point surfaced in the mainstream in September 2019.

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at January 19, 2022 06:34 PM (qpX6U)

199 Biden says that he is satisfied with Kamala Harris being put in charge of leading his "voting rights" effort

well good

that's officially going nowhere then
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (j9HX3)

JINX!

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:34 PM (eoQWY)

200 I heard the best description of Harris today. The Dems are ok with her being in the tent and pissing in it instead of her being outside and pissing on it.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2022 06:34 PM (3a+i2)

201 FL replaced all the orange groves with retirement communities.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 19, 2022 06:34 PM (cQX51)

202 Didja see that SCOTUS turned down Trump's request to protect his records from the Jan 6th Committee, via executive privilege??

*

Ray Epps, actually on video insurrecting, is perfectly safe and will never be under oath.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 19, 2022 06:34 PM (wklve)

203 So, if the new rules are not in place, the election is illegitimate? So EVERY election before is now illegitimate?

Including the ones that made him Prezzy and Vice Prezzy?

Good ta know!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 06:34 PM (oHd/0)

204 I know Oldcat!

we are simpatico

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 06:34 PM (j9HX3)

205 >>>Ukraine is so important that the vast majority of this country couldn't find it on a map.

To be fair, the same could be said for Wyoming.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:35 PM (HmZuC)

206 I wanna cry thinking this moron is president.

And the supreme court sucker punched PDT tonight except for Thomas. Allowing the release of all his jan 6th papers. Now I doubt there is much there on paper, but this is not the last request we all know that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 06:35 PM (Irn0L)

207 >>I hate that bitch Jen Rubin as much as I hate Biden
=======================
If you want a soothing balm, watch Bill O'Reilly take her apart. It was a tad bit personal from Bill's perspective, but she is one step above the cat lady on the first floor who smells like weird spices and pee.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 19, 2022 06:35 PM (7Fj9P)

208 So I can just put the tip into Ukraine Joey?


*backs up for a running start*

Posted by: Vlad at January 19, 2022 06:35 PM (5aWFq)

209 >>Ukraine is so important that the vast majority of this country couldn't find it on a map.

Nobody knew where the hell Vietnam was either.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)

210 Apparently, a lot of folks forgot about that big of Jonah's history, and so now it's being re-circulated. Will Chamberlain of Human Events almost burst a vein laughing at it and has added an editorial policy that they will never bill their authors as "Pulitzer Prize nominees."

Goldberg's weird, sexually inadequate defenders are now muttering that it was a long time ago, and he needed the money.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 06:35 PM (llXky)

211 Most Americans couldn't find Canada on a map.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 06:36 PM (4odx6)

212 If there's one thing the Biden men know about, it's minor incursions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 19, 2022 06:36 PM (wklve)

213 To be fair, the same could be said for Wyoming.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:35 PM (HmZuC)

Wyoming is the square one.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

214 152 It's being reported that Ukrainian officials are going what the actual hell.
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It has to be true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 06:31 PM (sWM8x)

I saw *CNN* reporting it on the twatters.

They usually wouldn't report anything damaging to their hero, but then again, they are fake news.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:36 PM (rF64X)

215 RCP average for congressional approval is at 22%. It was 35% in May. The last 2 polls out by The Economist and Suffolk have it at 14% and 16% respectively. By comparison, Nov 2010 RCP average was 19.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 06:36 PM (OalnH)

216 To be fair, the same could be said for Wyoming.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:35 PM (HmZuC)
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I know, right? Dad says it's north of Texas somewhere.

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 19, 2022 06:36 PM (llXky)

217 Is Rubin still the "conservative" columnist at WaPo?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 06:37 PM (OalnH)

218 163 Watching Manchurian Candidate right now( the original not the shitty remake)
Posted by: steevy
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The "Murder She Wrote" lady was one scary broad in that film.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2022 06:37 PM (sAmhv)

219 200 I heard the best description of Harris today. The Dems are ok with her being in the tent and pissing in it instead of her being outside and pissing on it.
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That's what LBJ said of J Edgar Hoover: "I'd rather have him in the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 06:37 PM (sWM8x)

220 175 Ukraine is so important that the vast majority of this country couldn't find it on a map.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (eA1RV)


I've played Risk, so that leaves me out

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 06:37 PM (us2H3)

221

I hate you all and wish you were dead!

MOMMY! Pooped em...

Posted by: Joey Bidet at January 19, 2022 06:37 PM (7ardx)

222 Most Americans couldn't find Canada on a map.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 06:36 PM (4odx6)

Why bother?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:37 PM (eoQWY)

223 Before the last election, the stolen one, bai-den actually said the demo-commies had the 'greatest fraud ever'. BEFORE the election. Never doubt them when they are telling the truth.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (0OP+5)

224 Most Americans couldn't find Canada on a map.



==
...or Maryland ....

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (V13WU)

225 127 I really don't know what words to use to adequately describe Jennifer Rubin.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (rF64X)

That's because you are a nice lady, person even.

Posted by: Javems at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (AmoqO)

226 "37 Gonna be an interesting summer.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (axyOa) "

pretty safe bet this is true ... no idea what's gonna make it interesting, but dead cert something(s) will turn up, innit ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (9CuDT)

227 Wyoming is one of the square ones. Always forget which.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (x8Wzq)

228 In lighter news, build back bigger!
https://tinyurl.com/5n6ccx74

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (b+v9B)

229 Old man yelling about nonsense.

Embarrassing Joe is...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

230 well good

that's officially going nowhere then

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Never underestimate them. That's my motto. And the Democrat Left and this imbecile in the WH are literally foaming at the mouth, rabid animals ready and willing to cause physical harm to any who are standing in their way. Such as Sinema and Manchin. All of their foot soldiers have been put on notice and they are acting incredibly insane, irrational and scary. Their jaws are clenched onto taking over state elections and they will not stop until it's accomplished. And they don't care what they have to do to get there. Enshrined into law cheating. They're off their rockers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (sVtYq)

231 >>>I've played Risk, so that leaves me out

Risk was how I learned there was something called "Kamchatka".

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (HmZuC)

232 I know exactly where Ukraine is on a map. And I still give no fucks what happens there.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (OalnH)

233 >>To be fair, the same could be said for Wyoming.


I've been there.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (iKRmB)

234 Ukraine is weak!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (eA1RV)

235 If any Morons here own property in Ukraine, I'd dump it for any price. LOL

Hard to believe sundown just gave putin approval to invade. Never saw that before, oh wait Bush Sr April Glaspie did just with Saddam. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (Irn0L)

236 Vindman says we have to act now in Ukraine. And that this will be Europe's biggest war. He can be born in Kiev, but he's a Russian and a communist

Posted by: CN at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (ONvIw)

237 Just getting this in the name field

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden allows minor incursions at January 19, 2022 06:39 PM (wklve)

238 >>>Most Americans couldn't find Canada on a map.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 06:36 PM (4odx6)

It's... Canada.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 19, 2022 06:39 PM (QYPq3)

239 Meade Lux, Thank You for getting it correct. I knew I was going to screw it up but it was worth repeating.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2022 06:39 PM (3a+i2)

240

Check out the Google homepage. The little letter people all are wearing yellow armbands.

Yellow Armbands.

They just love rubbing our noses in it don't they?

Google. Be Evil.

Posted by: Fan Dango at January 19, 2022 06:39 PM (7ardx)

241 >>Didja see that SCOTUS turned down Trump's request to protect his records from the Jan 6th Committee, via executive privilege??

It's almost like idiots nominated and fought for these people.

Posted by: Vincent Gigante at January 19, 2022 06:39 PM (GYllL)

242 >>I know exactly where Ukraine is on a map. And I still give no fucks what happens there.


The Ukraine is weak!

Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at January 19, 2022 06:39 PM (iKRmB)

243 I saw *CNN* reporting it on the twatters.

They usually wouldn't report anything damaging to their hero, but then again, they are fake news.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:36 PM (rF64X)

They are getting that from their CIA handlers, probably. Annoyed at State screwing up in their playground.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

244 Ukraine is weak!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (eA1RV)

Weak. Ukraine never could have outfought Santino

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 06:39 PM (Irn0L)

245
Update: nckate asks, What's Lt. Bearclaw saying on Twitter?

Prepare for a shock -- Vindman, potential future Secretary of Defense of Ukraine, is strangely silent about the "president" he supported inviting Putin to stage a "minor incursion" into his country, and in fact even saying that Putin "has to" do so.


Lt. Col. Bearclaw is clicking off burpees, one hundred at a clip, as he prepares to airdrop into Kiev. His duty calls!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 19, 2022 06:39 PM (pNxlR)

246 Kruschev was Ukrainian, Stalin was Georgian.

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Ukraine, Ukraine
The whole day through (the whole day through)
Just an old sweet song
Keeps Ukraine on my mind (Ukraine on my mind)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 06:39 PM (FVME7)

247 "If any Morons here own property in Ukraine, I'd dump it for any price. LOL"

Nuts. I got a great deal on a dacha in Pripyat.

Posted by: gp Champions Decrementalism at January 19, 2022 06:39 PM (qpX6U)

248 In 11 months, dissent once again will be the highest form of patriotism.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 19, 2022 06:40 PM (nMx88)

249 Slow Joe just greenlighted a Russian invasion of Ukraine. With him in charge, we'll be lucky if the Russians stop at Norway and the Chinese at Australia.

Of course, with the current tyranny in Australia, it would be tough to tell whether the CCP had taken over or not.

Posted by: cool breeze at January 19, 2022 06:40 PM (UGKMd)

250 Biden says that he is satisfied with Kamala Harris being put in charge of leading his "voting rights" effort

well good

that's officially going nowhere then

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (j9HX3)

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 06:40 PM (SH2Zi)

251 well this was because hoover had all the black mail files, and the support of a large part of the population, this is why there has been this campaign of innuendo, moving at warp speed since the 70s

Posted by: no 6 at January 19, 2022 06:40 PM (hMlTh)

252 And the supreme court sucker punched PDT tonight except for Thomas. Allowing the release of all his jan 6th papers. Now I doubt there is much there on paper, but this is not the last request we all know that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 06:35 PM (Irn0L)

Yup, just set the precedent that the Legislature can, by a slim majority, investigate the President of the US, once out of office. All executive privilege is moot.

Biden better beware.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 06:40 PM (oHd/0)

253 >>>Vindman says we have to act now in Ukraine.

Book your flight then, Vindy. Show those filthy Russians how portly men fight!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:40 PM (HmZuC)

254 most people can't find MA on a map

nor do they want to

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 06:41 PM (us2H3)

255 >>>>Most Americans couldn't find Canada on a map.


Drive North until it gets too cold to live comfortaby.

Gas up.

Keep drving for another 6 hours.

Canada.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 06:41 PM (iKRmB)

256 > Most Americans couldn't find Canada on a map.

Hell, most inner city "teachers" couldn't find America on a map.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 06:41 PM (x980n)

257 According to the Donks, most Americans have absolutely no idea how to vote.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2022 06:41 PM (Xrfse)

258
I hate that bitch Jen Rubin as much as I hate Biden
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If you want a soothing balm, watch Bill O'Reilly take her apart.


Tucker had her on one time and she claimed to have proof of something. She kept fumbling through some papers on a desk and couldn't find what she was looking for.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2022 06:41 PM (63Dwl)

259 Biden, at the very end of a marathon press conference, says he's come to believe Americans don't want a "president-senator." They want just a president.

Maybe he's dissolving the senate and handing full authority to the regional governors.

Posted by: Grand Moff Methos at January 19, 2022 06:41 PM (kOpft)

260 Biden better beware.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 06:40 PM (oHd/0)

He will be judge mentally incompetent to stand trial so what's the difference with him?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 06:42 PM (Irn0L)

261 @242

>>The Ukraine is weak!

Random Ukrainian on Train: You take that back, Ukraine is not weak!!!!

** FLIPS RISK BOARD **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 06:42 PM (6RXlE)

262 "Biden better beware."

Why?

Posted by: The GOP at January 19, 2022 06:42 PM (vrz2I)

263 Yup, just set the precedent that the Legislature can, by a slim majority, investigate the President of the US, once out of office. All executive privilege is moot.

Biden better beware.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 06:40 PM (oHd/0)

So can a President investigate Congress with an EO? Turnabout is fair play!!

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

264 Hell, most inner city "teachers" couldn't find America on a map.

*

I ain't gotta sit here and take this from somebody who only makes $140,000 a year!

- inner city teachers

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden allows minor incursions at January 19, 2022 06:42 PM (wklve)

265 Risk was how I learned there was something called "Kamchatka".
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (HmZuC)
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Brand of vodka, right?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 06:43 PM (DnWKq)

266 0nce you capture Ukraine and Alaska the game is won

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 06:43 PM (us2H3)

267 Biden says that he is satisfied with Kamala Harris being put in charge of leading his "voting rights" effort

well good

that's officially going nowhere then

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 06:32 PM (j9HX3)

She has to be the worst and most vacuous, inauthentic politician in recent memory. And Hillary is still around.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 19, 2022 06:43 PM (rF64X)

268
"Weird Spices and Pee" was the failed follow-up single to Tommy James and the Shondells "Crimson and Clover".

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2022 06:43 PM (OMayC)

269 I wanna cry thinking this moron is president.

And the supreme court sucker punched PDT tonight except for Thomas. Allowing the release of all his jan 6th papers. Now I doubt there is much there on paper, but this is not the last request we all know that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 06:35 PM (Irn0L)

Stare decisis. Brandon and SCOAMF have far more to be embarrassed by than Trump, I'd imagine.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 06:43 PM (SH2Zi)

270 Putin to his generals:

Invade Ukraine. Fuck it, keep going til you get to where they speak Portuguese.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:43 PM (eA1RV)

271 Oldcat

ISTR China has directly or indirectly bought 20% of the Ukraine croplands.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

Not good for rice, though

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:43 PM (eoQWY)

272 256 > Most Americans couldn't find Canada on a map.

Hell, most inner city "teachers" couldn't find America on a map.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 06:41 PM (x980n)

Most can't find their way to the classroom these days.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 19, 2022 06:43 PM (nMx88)

273 Yup, just set the precedent that the Legislature can, by a slim majority, investigate the President of the US, once out of office. All executive privilege is moot.

Biden better beware.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 06:40 PM (oHd/0)

___

As if the GOPe would ever do that. It's not who we are, remember?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 06:43 PM (OalnH)

274 265 Risk was how I learned there was something called "Kamchatka".
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM (HmZuC)


Calm your tchotchkes? Wha?...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 06:44 PM (s2VJv)

275 I see from the other thread that President Pedophile was talking up "his" economy too. I assume no tough canny reporter asked why, if the economic situation is so awesome, Congress needs to pass the Broken Brain Biden bill.

Posted by: spindrift at January 19, 2022 06:44 PM (coyP+)

276 That Vindman ought to tread werrrry wery carefully... wasn't he born in the Ukraine?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:44 PM (6FeV1)

277 236 Vindman says we have to act now in Ukraine. And that this will be Europe's biggest war. He can be born in Kiev, but he's a Russian and a communist


there are a LOT of Russians in Ukraine

during the Soviet era many Russians were relocated there to "soviet-ize" the Ukrainian people and reduce their national feeling

the end of the Soviet Union and subsequent freedom for Ukraine didn't end that process - and in fact the confusion of their "new start" as a nation made it easy for Russian oligarchs and criminals (and criminals from all over, including Ukraine itself) to take power and rob the new state blind. To this day it is still partly a vassal of Russia, due to the amount of Russians with power and money there.

Regardless though, the Ukrainian people do not deserve to be victimized further by global interests in this way. It's unbelievable. We (the US now, the Allies then, the West in general) just sell them down the river over, and over, and over again.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 06:44 PM (j9HX3)

278 That Vindman ought to tread werrrry wery carefully... wasn't he born in the Ukraine?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:44 PM (6FeV1)

Moscow, actually.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:44 PM (eoQWY)

279 "Biden says that he is satisfied with Kamala Harris being put in charge of leading his "voting rights" effort"

Isn't she in charge of the Space Force too?

Posted by: The GOP at January 19, 2022 06:44 PM (vrz2I)

280 Ukraine is a big girl, the occasional unwanted incursion is no big deal, ask any of the kids of my supporters.

Posted by: President Joey Biden, Ice Cream at January 19, 2022 06:44 PM (TbfMa)

281 So can a President investigate Congress with an EO? Turnabout is fair play!!
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

The law that the FBI uses to prosecute those who lie to it actually says 'any federal officer or agent'.

The President is the top law enforcement officer in the country, ergo, lying to him is a Felony.

USE IT.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 06:45 PM (oHd/0)

282 >>>Of course, with the current tyranny in Australia, it would be tough to tell whether the CCP had taken over or not.

Posted by: cool breeze at January 19, 2022 06:40 PM (UGKMd)

That ship sailed decades, ago. It's been CCP since before 2000 Olympics.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 19, 2022 06:45 PM (QYPq3)

283 Invade Ukraine. Fuck it, keep going til you get to where they speak Portuguese.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:43 PM (eA1RV)

"OK, we made it to Brazil, what now, chief?"

"... Gold star, Sergei. Gold star."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:45 PM (6FeV1)

284
something called "Kamchatka".

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:38 PM


bottom shelf, next the Valu-Rite

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2022 06:45 PM (DUIap)

285 276 That Vindman ought to tread werrrry wery carefully... wasn't he born in the Ukraine?


as was mentioned, he is not ethnically Ukrainian, he is Russian (I think even born in Moscow)

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 06:45 PM (j9HX3)

286 Green Light Biden

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 06:45 PM (EZebt)

287 Most can't find their way to the classroom these days.

Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2022 06:46 PM (Xrfse)

288 Joe with his minor incursion remarks is foreign policy's crazy ass NYC DA Bragg. "I'm going to ignore these for felonies."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 06:46 PM (FVME7)

289 286 Green Light Biden
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2022 06:45 PM (EZebt)

Red Light Harris

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:46 PM (6FeV1)

290 Before the last election, the stolen one, bai-den actually said the demo-commies had the 'greatest fraud ever'. BEFORE the election. Never doubt them when they are telling the truth.

"most diverse voter fraud operation"

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 06:46 PM (kOpft)

291 I refuse to go to CNN, MSMBC, etc. to see what they had to say about joes ramblings... Anyone else look ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 06:46 PM (TdaKq)

292 Joe, what is your Red Line for a Minor Incursion? A mile? 50 miles? Can the Russians keep the territory they do a minor incursion into? Or does minor incursion mean a drive through shooting-up everything along the way but going back to Russian lines at the end?

Biden can let Putin take all of Ukraine in a series Minor Incursion Slices, saying each time he can't react because the latest slice is only a Minor Incursion.

At sun-up in Kiev tomorrow, half the population of Ukraine will be in-line outside the US Embassy to apply for a visa. If they are smart.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 06:46 PM (AMIL/)

293
Clown World

Fake News and the Australian govt invent a "Code Brown" to scare everyone and show how scary it is at hospitals.

Watch the video. A "nurse" does something expected.

https://youtu.be/1Xm7HCZEDLM?t=17

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2022 06:46 PM (Bxa9f)

294 I couldn't watch this shit show.

What a fucking clown

Posted by: mpfs, History never repeats itself. Man always does... Voltaire at January 19, 2022 06:47 PM (OMPKm)

295
Minor Incursion Fingers Biden

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2022 06:47 PM (OMayC)

296 "Biden says that he is satisfied with Kamala Harris being put in charge of leading his "voting rights" effort"

Isn't she in charge of the Space Force too?
Posted by: The GOP



They have put THROATUS in a surprising number of positions.

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 06:47 PM (786Ro)

297 >>>as was mentioned, he is not ethnically Ukrainian, he is Russian (I think even born in Moscow)

Well, he does have a body that most Russian men crave in a mate.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:47 PM (HmZuC)

298 >>>Vindman says we have to act now in Ukraine.

Book your flight then, Vindy. Show those filthy Russians how portly men fight!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 06:40 PM (HmZuC)

He'd make a good meat shield.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 06:48 PM (SH2Zi)

299 If I have to keep answering these questions I'm going to break my foot off in somebody's ass!

Posted by: Joking Joe at January 19, 2022 06:48 PM (6liew)

300 They have put THROATUS in a surprising number of positions.
Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 06:47 PM (786Ro)
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Kamala Sutra

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 06:48 PM (DnWKq)

301 Regardless though, the Ukrainian people do not deserve to be victimized further by global interests in this way. It's unbelievable. We (the US now, the Allies then, the West in general) just sell them down the river over, and over, and over again.
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 06:44 PM (j9HX3)

The intentional starvation of the Ukraine in the 30s depopulated the area, so someone had to move there to fail to bring in harvests for the Soviets.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:48 PM (eoQWY)

302 Looks like NPR bought the Chicago Sun Times, like that paper needed to go further left.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 06:49 PM (+ya+t)

303 lol, oldcat !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 19, 2022 06:49 PM (9CuDT)

304 298 He'd make a good meat shield.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 06:48 PM (SH2Zi)


"His name was Robert Paulson!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 06:49 PM (s2VJv)

305 So, 5G going to end the universe or should I just get that Teracube phone?

( not the PinePhone because apparently I'm not proficient enough in linux. )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 06:49 PM (zWpOF)

306 WH trying to clarify odd Ukraine remarks. Heh. Too late.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:49 PM (eA1RV)

307 The intentional starvation of the Ukraine in the 30s depopulated the area, so someone had to move there to fail to bring in harvests for the Soviets.


right I only mentioned one half of the attempted genocide of ethnic Ukrainians by the russians! the people were killed, and russians were moved in.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 06:49 PM (j9HX3)

308 Well, we have made some progress. From red lines under Obama to green lights under Biden

Posted by: Tofer732 at January 19, 2022 06:49 PM (8SobD)

309 293
Clown World

Fake News and the Australian govt invent a "Code Brown" to scare everyone and show how scary it is at hospitals.

Watch the video. A "nurse" does something expected.

https://youtu.be/1Xm7HCZEDLM?t=17
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2022 06:46 PM (Bxa9f)

I thought a Code Brown was when President Tapioca Brain experiences fecal incontinence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 06:50 PM (II3Gr)

310 Black Orchid

Deserve has nothing to do with it.

Hope they have a cunning plan in the Ukraine military.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:50 PM (u82oZ)

311 302 Looks like NPR bought the Chicago Sun Times, like that paper needed to go further left.
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 06:49 PM (+ya+t)


That means the US government now owns a private newspaper?

Meh, they own GM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 06:50 PM (s2VJv)

312 Raggedy Jen is out doing damage control already.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

313 WH trying to clarify odd Ukraine remarks. Heh. Too late.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:49 PM (eA1RV)
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No backsies!

Posted by: V. Putin at January 19, 2022 06:50 PM (DnWKq)

314 As said earlier today Russians and Ukrainians got blurred by Stalin staving Ukrainians to death and moving in Russians into Ukraine.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 06:51 PM (2JoB8)

315 Nood...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 19, 2022 06:51 PM (VEkN7)

316 especially if they can a lot of Republican Shits in the Senate to confirm a queer judge

ahem

Posted by: "Historic First" Souter at January 19, 2022 06:51 PM (BMmaB)

317 J.J. Sefton

There is even a definition that covers this situation. Been used before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

318 The Ukraine cropland is probably rich due to all the mass graves there. Lots of them. They got it coming and going, from the Commies to the Nazis.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2022 06:51 PM (jTmQV)

319 worked with a lot of Ukrainians, they all had parents / grandparents who had either been "dekulakized" or barely survived the Holodomor. Rabidly patriotic Americans every one of them !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 19, 2022 06:52 PM (9CuDT)

320 At sun-up in Kiev tomorrow, half the population of Ukraine will be in-line outside the US Embassy to apply for a visa. If they are smart.
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 06:46 PM (AMIL/)

Won't get in, not safe Democrat voters.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:52 PM (eoQWY)

321
Today we reached Fraudcon Level 1.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2022 06:52 PM (Bxa9f)

322 Code Brown!!! The shit has hit the fan!!! Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at January 19, 2022 06:52 PM (Xrfse)

323 Psaki just renounced what her boss said about a minor incursion being A-OK by Joe.

Fine, Jen. Guess what? You know who believes Joe meant what he said? Everybody in the world outside of some hard-core US Democrats.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 06:53 PM (AMIL/)

324 >>>It's heartening to know that our Top Brass would warn Russia and cancel all orders if Biden were ever so insane as to try to initiate a war with them.


They're still working on keeping their frankencooters open.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2022 06:53 PM (Mzdiz)

325 gourmand du jour

Quiet Flows the Don [River].

Ukraine has deep alluvial soil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:53 PM (u82oZ)

326 The Ukraine cropland is probably rich due to all the mass graves there. Lots of them. They got it coming and going, from the Commies to the Nazis.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2022 06:51 PM (jTmQV)

Nah, been great farmland since forever o'clock. Which was why it was a great Socialist achievement that it failed to raise enough grain for the USSR in most years.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:53 PM (eoQWY)

327 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Biden to reporters: "If you give me easy questions, I'll give you quick answers"

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Is Trump a vampire?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 06:53 PM (FVME7)

328 Invade Ukraine. Fuck it, keep going til you get to where they speak Portuguese.
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Brazil??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 19, 2022 06:53 PM (UHVv4)

329 willowed again

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at January 19, 2022 06:54 PM (Xrfse)

330 They have put THROATUS in a surprising number of positions.

They figure sooner or later she has to succeed at *something*

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 06:55 PM (kOpft)

331 A Scold of Karens

I saw you. So, not willowed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

332 So I am assuming Congressional committees can expect to receive any documents from any presidents files? Including Obamas sec of state Hilary Clinton call transcripts and Bidens Ukrainian accounts?

Posted by: Jen the original at January 19, 2022 06:56 PM (GFSAu)

333 33 Ukraine is so important that the vast majority of this country couldn't find it on a map.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (eA1RV)

You know how Americans learn geography

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_pw8duzGUg

Posted by: Ciampino at January 19, 2022 06:56 PM (qfLjt)

334 And, sure, he's just a senile old man who was always a stupid, buffoonish, bullshitter even in his prime, but he repeated and reconfirmed his statement later: He means it.

He's their point man. He's always done dirty work.

He borked Bork. He pubic haired Clarence Thomas.
The last thing he will forget how to do is knife someone.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2022 06:57 PM (UgT8m)

335 Costa Rica. They famously have no army.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (DnWKq)

What army? You take three steps off the shore and it's a solid sheet of jungle. Where the fuck are you gonna go? Up?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:21 PM (6FeV1)

But velociraptors!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2022 06:59 PM (Mzdiz)

336 I find Matt Walsh to be very hit or miss, but his Dr Phil appearance is fantastic.

He challenges "Addison" (who says he's non-binary) and "Ethan" (who says he's non-binary transmaculine) to define "woman."

The answers are hilarious. "I can't say." "Everyone who identifies that way gets to define what it is." "Womanhood is an umbrella term that defines woman, which I can't define."

Then of course "Addison" goes on the offensive, demands Walsh define woman, quibbles with that definition for a second, then asserts Walsh wants to reduce womanhood to DNA and sexual organs.

Walsh's response is excellent. He responds that "Addison" wants to appropriate womanhood and turn it into a costume that can be worn.

https://bit.ly/3qL1NwG

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 06:59 PM (x980n)

337 Who elected Vindman?

Posted by: klaftern at January 19, 2022 06:59 PM (taPSh)

338 Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 06:22 PM (IJES/)

Otherwise known as 6 pm.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 19, 2022 07:00 PM (Mzdiz)

339 ah. i see over at ars technica that the vast majority of vaccine side effects are just in people's heads. nothing to worry about, folks.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 07:01 PM (v3pYe)

340 You're missing the point. A man died.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2022 06:25 PM (BK2mM)

If we have to kill 100 million to save one elite, it's worth it.

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 19, 2022 07:04 PM (Mzdiz)

341 Kamala gesticulating always looks like she's going to be reaching for the full sized tuna helper casserole but without the oven mits

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 07:04 PM (3byMq)

342 Jen Rubin is hot! I'd hit her if my doinker wasn't flaccid.

Posted by: David French at January 19, 2022 07:05 PM (/i32d)

343 >>>Jen Rubin is hot! I'd hit her if my doinker wasn't flaccid.
Posted by: David French


jen would probably want your wife instead.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2022 07:07 PM (VWp7G)

344 Jen Rubin is hot! I'd hit her if my doinker wasn't flaccid.
Posted by: David French at January 19, 2022 07:05 PM


Like that's ever going to change.

Posted by: Mrs. French at January 19, 2022 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

345 The good news here, is that Biden is NOT Hitler. He's Chamberlain.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 19, 2022 09:05 PM (KrdbI)

346 OMG I did a "ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille" meme for Pelosi a decade ago and now she has literally become it.

tinyurl.com/2j5rbcvc
tinyurl.com/mpxk6rva

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 12:22 AM (/9mpK)

347 Biden is proving that neither he not Harris or any of the rest of the Democrats are worthy of running this Country

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 20, 2022 01:15 AM (FLiOE)

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