Penguin Uber Cafe

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Pulling terrified dog out of the shelter and trying to gain its trust.

Puppies think they're chicks.

Bunny annoys cat by getting under his feet.

Miniature horse likes butt scratches.

Dogs want to play fetch with whatever stick.

Dog starting GAINZZZ training.

Cat is sick of "PC LOAD LETTER" error and I don't blame him.

Cats love stealing dog's beds.

From FenelonSpoke, a French bulldog insists on crowding up on a cat in a space that just isn't big enough for both of them. I like cats, but I do like videos where dogs finally get vengeance for all the bed-stealing.


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1 I hate penguins.

Posted by: London Breed at January 17, 2022 07:40 PM (bVYXr)

2 That is so cool. Prize-winning photo.

Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2022 07:40 PM (4EIFd)

3 Uptsh!

Posted by: Stop that copulation! at January 17, 2022 07:40 PM (n/szn)

4 I don't trust penguins. Especially when they drive.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 17, 2022 07:43 PM (jvt6t)

5 Wow. Cool photo.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 17, 2022 07:43 PM (Hh3y4)

6 Clearing baffles....Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 17, 2022 07:44 PM (bVYXr)

7 Cat is like " Bunny I can murder you and leave your head on the doormat"

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 07:44 PM (CYnTg)

8 First

Posted by: fluffy at January 17, 2022 07:45 PM (UnQlg)

9 The last guy is the dummy video is named Scott Sterling.

Posted by: Miklos is certain at January 17, 2022 07:46 PM (QzkSJ)

10 g'night everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 17, 2022 07:46 PM (9CuDT)

11 I don't trust penguins. Especially when they drive.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 17, 2022 07:43 PM

"The penguins are psychotic."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2022 07:47 PM (RkC6l)

12 All of my horses, throughout the years, love butt scratches.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 07:48 PM (DadPs)

13 Everyone likes butt scritches.


Except Brie Larson maybe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:49 PM (4fSQf)

14 Big Penguin is becoming insidious around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

15 That punching dummy vid is so perfect it had to be a set up . If so, the set up is so good to be indistinguishable.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 07:51 PM (RJMSR)

16 Why'd it have to be penguins?

Posted by: Joliet Jake at January 17, 2022 07:51 PM (4I/2K)

17 Superpooch looks very much like my male Border Collie.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 17, 2022 07:51 PM (c9zl4)

18 I don't trust penguins. Especially when they drive.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 17, 2022 07:43 PM

"The penguins are psychotic."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2022 07:47 PM (RkC6l)

So true

Posted by: Batman at January 17, 2022 07:52 PM (RJMSR)

19 Penguins are cool. They smell like fish.
Sea otters are the best. They hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (U2p+3)

20 What brought down Big Bat?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (4fSQf)

21 19 Penguins are cool. They smell like fish.
Sea otters are the best. They hold hands while they sleep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (U2p+3)

Otterpologist

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (4fSQf)

22 Happyfeet made me want to take the DVD out and blow it to smithereens with a 12 ga.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 07:54 PM (DadPs)

23 >>>What brought down Big Bat?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (4fSQf)

A lab in Wuhan.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 17, 2022 07:54 PM (QYPq3)

24 What brought down Big Bat?

Pelousi is out?

Posted by: Bosk at January 17, 2022 07:54 PM (x6uUk)

25 Have Pelosi's eyebrows reached her scalp yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (4fSQf)

26 One day, when the seas have risen and mankind is no more, penguins will once again rule the Earth.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (BJKQV)

27 What brought down Big Bat?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM


The Commentariat must have disappointed Ace yet again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

28 Seen one bat you've seen 'em all.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (DadPs)

29 19 Penguins are cool. They smell like fish.
Sea otters are the best. They hold hands while they sleep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (U2p+3)


I thought penguins were cool because they lived in Antarctica.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 17, 2022 07:59 PM (SvIdH)

30 I've heard Big Ferret is on the rise.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:59 PM (4fSQf)

31 Have Pelosi's eyebrows reached her scalp yet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (4fSQf)

I saw a pic on the Bee. I thought it had to to be satire. She looked like those cartoons where the character's eyebrows are actually floating above the head.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 07:59 PM (x8Wzq)

32 A male bat has a baculum. A male penguin does not.

A female bat has a smile. A female penguin does not.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

33 That photo at the top is gorgeous.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 08:00 PM (qpolg)

34 DOGGEHS DOGGEHS DOGGEHS!!!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 17, 2022 08:02 PM (lCui1)

35 Goat parkour. Cool.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 17, 2022 08:02 PM (PiwSw)

36 Is everyone still discussing dysfunctional lefty couples?

Posted by: Batman at January 17, 2022 08:03 PM (RJMSR)

37 Heh. From the Bee:

Historians find document from 1776 that removes all mandates and restrictions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:03 PM (4fSQf)

38 25 Have Pelosi's eyebrows reached her scalp yet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (4fSQf)

Isn't that a Joan Rivers joke? Or was it the back of her neck?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:04 PM (BJKQV)

39 A male bat has a baculum. A male penguin does not.

A female bat has a smile. A female penguin does not.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

You'd be a smiling female too, if your mates all had baculums.

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at January 17, 2022 08:04 PM (4I/2K)

40 Maybe more puffins for weekend food thread crossover appeal?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (+WWsf)

41 Oh my GAWD, CHEMTRAILZZZ!!!

-Someone, somewhere

Posted by: Flyover, thoroughly disgusted by 2022 already at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (Rbu5d)

42 Happyfeet made me want to take the DVD out and blow it to smithereens with a 12 ga.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 07:54 PM (DadPs)



Yes, was not a fan of HF when Little was young.

Thank goodness Surf's Up came out not long after, which satisfied Little's penguin movie fixation with a better soundtrack.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (7F9te)

43 Glorious photo !

Posted by: Adriane the Repetitious Critic ... at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (okV1R)

44 Best penguin is Opus. He's had a quite a life. Artificial honker, failed VP candidate, tuba player for Billy and the Boingers.

Oh, and was Michael Jackson for a little bit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (x8Wzq)

45 A female bat has a smile. A female penguin does not.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)


Mmmmmmmm Batwoman

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (BJKQV)

46 That's a really cool photo...I love the reflection of the sun in the lake.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (K5n5d)

47 Great photo at top! Just pointing out cats like where humans sleep or sit too. I get up at night and have to move a 10 pound cat off me. She's limp as a dishrag so I put her at the head of the bed and get up, when I come back I have to be sure she's not moved into the warm spot I just left. I usually just say 'damnit cat.' and try to go back to sleep, within seconds she's back on top of me curled up asleep. Asleep before I am.

Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (0OP+5)

48 Axios
@axios
VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.

-
You wouldn't like her when she's angry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (FVME7)

49 48 Axios
@axios
VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.

-
You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (FVME7)

Or any other time really.

Posted by: Bete at January 17, 2022 08:08 PM (F9322)

50 46 That's a really cool photo...I love the reflection of the sun in the lake.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (K5n5d)


That is a really difficult photo to capture because surface water conditions are so rarely that perfect! And additionally the sun's location was perfect!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:08 PM (hOUT3)

51 Best penguin is Opus. He's had a quite a life. Artificial honker, failed VP candidate, tuba player for Billy and the Boingers.

Oh, and was Michael Jackson for a little bit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (x8Wzq)
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Agreed. Bloom County is one of my favorite comic strips of all time. Opus is a large reason why. (Steve Dallas is another reason)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:09 PM (K5n5d)

52 Eromero. my twenty five lb lunk warms a spot for my feet every night.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 08:10 PM (DadPs)

53 51 Best penguin is Opus. He's had a quite a life. Artificial honker, failed VP candidate, tuba player for Billy and the Boingers.


===

I like Pingu

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 17, 2022 08:10 PM (lCui1)

54 Kamala isn't the Pope. She doesn't get to absolve anyone.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:10 PM (5HBd1)

55 Great photo at top! Just pointing out cats like where humans sleep or sit too. I get up at night and have to move a 10 pound cat off me. She's limp as a dishrag so I put her at the head of the bed and get up, when I come back I have to be sure she's not moved into the warm spot I just left. I usually just say 'damnit cat.' and try to go back to sleep, within seconds she's back on top of me curled up asleep. Asleep before I am.
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (0OP+5)
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Yep. Cats love to be where their humans lurk as well. One of mine stole my office chair for most of the day.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:10 PM (K5n5d)

56 If you're Blue, I'm your Heeler.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at January 17, 2022 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

57 If you're Blue, I'm your Heeler.
Posted by: Dr. Jill at January 17, 2022 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)


No Biden is worthy of making a dog pun!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:12 PM (hOUT3)

58 Axios
@axios
VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.
-
You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (FVME7)
Or any other time really.
Posted by: Bete

The space exploration super fangurrrl going to glare at them WITH HER OWN EYES!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:12 PM (9Mv3u)

59 VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.

-
You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (FVME7)


'Right to vote'.

As if it doesn't exist already.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:12 PM (4fSQf)

60 Agreed. Bloom County is one of my favorite comic strips of all time. Opus is a large reason why. (Steve Dallas is another reason)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:09 PM (K5n5d)

I could never get enough Cutter John. A disabled vet without a hint of crazy or self-pity.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (BJKQV)

61 VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.

Maybe the Holy Water is stuck in shipping somewhere ...

Posted by: Adriane the Repetitious Critic ... at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (okV1R)

62 @axios
VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.

Take your absolution and shove it,
You ain't the boss of me.

Posted by: Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (4I/2K)

63 Kamala is "not going to absolve" ? Yes I know commies make government into religion. I thought they were still a bit more circumspect about it in the U.S. though. You aint anybody's priest Harris.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 17, 2022 08:14 PM (3cGpq)

64 VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.

What additional "rights" are there left to bestow? The dead vote, interstellar aliens vote and the ancient Aztecs vote. Just a shortlist of infringed minorities.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 08:15 PM (Xrfse)

65 'Right to vote'.
As if it doesn't exist already.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:12 PM (4fSQf)


Ah yes, but YOU are talking about the right to vote legally

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:15 PM (hOUT3)

66 Maybe we should rename today to George Floyd Day? Or is that not reverent enough - St. George deserves a separate day, perhaps?

Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:15 PM (u+Y3T)

67 Today I'm taking them to the movies.

Posted by: DaveA at January 17, 2022 08:15 PM (FhXTo)

68 I could never get enough Cutter John. A disabled vet without a hint of crazy or self-pity.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (BJKQV)
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Oh yeah. He was hilarious cruising around in his "star chair" the U.S.S. "Enterpoop" with Opus, Portnoy, and Hodge-podge. He also took down Steve Dallas a peg or two.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:16 PM (K5n5d)

69 Agreed. Bloom County is one of my favorite comic strips of all time. Opus is a large reason why. (Steve Dallas is another reason)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:09 PM (K5n5d)

Never took a liking to Bloom County. My oldest son loved it.

I was surprised the Bill Watterson inked some cells for Berke.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:16 PM (BgMrQ)

70 63 Kamala is "not going to absolve" ? Yes I know commies make government into religion. I thought they were still a bit more circumspect about it in the U.S. though. You aint anybody's priest Harris.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 17, 2022 08:14 PM (3cGpq)

Perhaps she though the word meant "to pleasure orally." She's not that good with words, you know.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:16 PM (BJKQV)

71 Today I'm taking them to the movies.
Posted by: DaveA

Take us bowling

Posted by: the Skinheads at January 17, 2022 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)

72 Hot Gas has a new crusade!

John Sexton of Hot Gas spent a lot of money installing solar panels on his house in California, and is now butthurt that the California Public Utilities Commission is discussing reducing the enormous subsidies that people with solar in California get.

He is writing article after article on Hot Gas about how unfair this is.

True Conservatism now means: 1) Never Trump; and 2) supporting huge subsidies to solar power.

It just doesn't get any more conservative than that!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 17, 2022 08:17 PM (I2/tG)

73

Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

74 VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.



They are really screwing the pooch with this rhetoric, especially after sinema went on the Senate floor and told joe biden to fvck off and joe manchin went on fox to tell biden he was not going to vote for anything.


It's literally baffling to me why biden, harris and pelosi are doubling down on a bad hand and pi$$ing off the only two people that could help them win. This sort of talk literally is the definition of insane behavior. Madness.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 17, 2022 08:18 PM (bVYXr)

75 Does Kamala not understand that when you're poll numbers are in the high-twenties you are doing people a favor when you distance yourself from them and attack them?

Right now Biden/Harris are political kryptonite. Do they not understand that?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:18 PM (BJKQV)

76 Bloom County is one of my favorite comic strips of all time. Opus is a large reason why. (Steve Dallas is another reason)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:09 PM (K5n5d)

I could never get enough Cutter John. A disabled vet without a hint of crazy or self-pity.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (BJKQV)

Berke Breathed is an unapologetic leftist, but he kept Bloom County accessible for all folks, and would take digs at everyone without being mean.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)

77 Kumala isn't the brightest bulb in the box.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 08:19 PM (qpolg)

78 I will think of George Floyd until he is dead and then I think of him NO more.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 08:20 PM (DadPs)

79 I think Kamala is saying that when the Revolution takes over, they will face the consequences, IYKWIMAITYT.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2022 08:20 PM (BMmaB)

80
I hate penguins.
Posted by: London Breed


Oh, intercourse the penguins!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 17, 2022 08:20 PM (pNxlR)

81 Steve Dallas was awesome. And a character that could not exist today (except when aliens scrambled his brain and he became more like Alan Alda).

Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:20 PM (u+Y3T)

82 Right now Biden/Harris are political kryptonite. Do they not understand that?
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:18 PM (BJKQV

I was told the problem isn't with Harris or Biden. It's their followers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:21 PM (4fSQf)

83 That goat is in the Matrix.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 17, 2022 08:21 PM (y2IMO)

84 This sort of talk literally is the definition of insane behavior. Madness. Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 17, 2022 08:18 PM (bVYXr)

Maybe they think they're playing the long game like Trump trying to get non-MAGA types primaried?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2022 08:21 PM (BMmaB)

85 I was surprised the Bill Watterson inked some cells for Berke.


He also did a week for Stephan Pastis' "Pearls Before Swine".

Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:22 PM (u+Y3T)

86 It's their followers. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:21 PM (4fSQf

They're working to import new ones as fast as they can.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2022 08:22 PM (BMmaB)

87 I was surprised the Bill Watterson inked some cells for Berke.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:16 PM (BgMrQ)
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Berke Breathed had a very odd relationship with a lot of cartoonists. According to him, he kept doing things that other comic strip creators would never do simply because he didn't know any better.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (K5n5d)

88 Local "conservative" radio hosts in SoCal sometimes had little but solar power ads on their shows (including the ones where they did the pitch), back when I listened to such things (usually while doing yard work).

The grift is massive, and almost everyone's in on it. Including "conservative" voters and "opinion makers".

Just part of the Gleichschaltung, kamerade. Also a reflection of how ignorant or misinformed so many are.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (OTzUX)

89 I had a large stuffed Opus.
I took him to college with me freshman year.

He was kidnapped. And taken on a road trip to NCAA Nationals in Salt Lake City.

He was returned.

I still have him. He won't talk.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (U2p+3)

90 This is the fourth anniversary of the day my wife died. I've had a drink or two in her memory.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)

91 Steve Dallas was awesome. And a character that could not exist today (except when aliens scrambled his brain and he became more like Alan Alda).
Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:20 PM (u+Y3T)
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According to Breathed, he's based on a character he knew in real life. Much of Steve Dallas' mannerisms are NOT an exaggeration!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:24 PM (K5n5d)

92 I could never get enough Cutter John. A disabled vet without a hint of crazy or self-pity.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (BJKQV)

Reminds me of one particular strip where this dude is asking Cutter about being crazy and all, and wanting to shoot up all the things. Then asks, so what do you really feel like doing?

Cutter: Walking.

Dude: YEAH, BUT WHAT ELSE MAN??!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:24 PM (x8Wzq)

93 That goat is in the Matrix.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 17, 2022 08:21 PM (y2IMO)


*takes the red pill*

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at January 17, 2022 08:24 PM (oXNej)

94 It's literally baffling to me why biden, harris and pelosi are doubling down on a bad hand and pi$$ing off the only two people that could help them win. This sort of talk literally is the definition of insane behavior. Madness.

Totalitarian organizations need enemies, and the Democrats have found them in those two.

The reason why the D's are unloading on them is that they don't have the votes anyway - several Democratic Senators from red states aren't going for this stuff anyway, but are happy to let Tester and Sinema take the heat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 17, 2022 08:24 PM (I2/tG)

95 Take us bowling

Posted by: the Skinheads


Excellent. And a great tune.

Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:25 PM (u+Y3T)

96 Berke Breathed is an unapologetic leftist, but he kept Bloom County accessible for all folks, and would take digs at everyone without being mean.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)


Truth. It was a great comic strip. I still have a few compilation books. Loved the little nerd Oliver Wendell Holmes.

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:25 PM (mZUr4)

97 The big surprise for many is that the solar panels are connected to the grid, so when there is a blackout on a sunny day, they still don't have power.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (BMmaB)

98 And Bill the Cat.


Ack

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (U2p+3)

99 From FenelonSpoke, a French bulldog insists on crowding up on a cat


"This page has been blocked by Brave"

I'm ready for a better browser.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (lCETa)

100 My dear departed sister bought me an Opus phone a few years ago. It sits on my desk at work. She knew me well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (x8Wzq)

101 He also did a week for Stephan Pastis' "Pearls Before Swine".
Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:22 PM (u+Y3T)

"Pearls" is another strip that the eldest liked.

I found it more approachable than Bloom County.

BC is that generations Doonesbury

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (BgMrQ)

102 It's a sad anniversary, NL, but remember the good times you had together.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:27 PM (5HBd1)

103 This is the fourth anniversary of the day my wife died. I've had a drink or two in her memory.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Very sorry to hear that, NL.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (9Mv3u)

104 NL

You are cherished.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (U2p+3)

105 This is the fourth anniversary of the day my wife died. I've had a drink or two in her memory.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)


Prayers up for you on this anniversary. My glass of Knob Creek lifted up in her honor.

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (mZUr4)

106 Could be wrong, but at least Sinema has said she supports both bills, it's just ending the filibuster rule that she opposes, right?

Profile in courage who supports almost every destructive, idiotic, racist, unconstitutional, repugnant notion her party barfs up. Temporarily useful, but badly needing elimination from political life ASAP. Not that it would help much.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (OTzUX)

107 I notice winemoms never talk about using solar power to charge their vibrators. That's how I know it's a grift. No one is counting on the sun for essentials. Useless daystar.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (3YVs3)

108 VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.

To be fair, they're not positioning her for success.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (a3Q+t)

109 Doonesbury >> overrated drivel

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:29 PM (sJHOI)

110 Some years ago I had a female tuxedo cat, Zee. I also had a male English angora rabbit, Ernie. He was allowed out when we were home and generally looked for Zee, he adored her. So much so that we eventually had to locate an exotic animal clinic and have him fixed. Think Pepe Le Pew and the cat. Think I send a picture of him to the pet thread some ago.

Posted by: Lirio100 at January 17, 2022 08:29 PM (uFOGo)

111 This is the fourth anniversary of the day my wife died. I've had a drink or two in her memory.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)

Best to you, brother.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:30 PM (x8Wzq)

112 One of my fave Bloom County strips is when Milo gives another salacious news story to his broken and besotted editor, and he yells RUN THAT BABY!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (9Mv3u)

113 He was kidnapped. And taken on a road trip to NCAA Nationals in Salt Lake City.

He was returned.

I still have him. He won't talk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM


What happens in Salt Lake City stays in Salt Lake City.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)

114 Doonesbury >> overrated drivel
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:29 PM (sJHOI)


Doonesbury is for Boomers.
Bloom County is for Gen X'ers.

Therefore, Bloom County > Doonesbury.

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (mZUr4)

115 109 Doonesbury >> overrated drivel
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:29 PM (sJHOI)

You sir, are an observant, erudite individual of great perspicacity

***fist bump***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)

116 98 And Bill the Cat.


Ack

Posted by: nurse ratched


Ironically, Bill the Cat had Trump's brain transplanted into him. Long before Trump became Hitler, Satan, and Genghis Khan all in one.

Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (u+Y3T)

117 VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation

You can be the President - I'd rather be the Pope.

Posted by: Zombie Prince Rogers Nelson! at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (I2/tG)

118 108 VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.

To be fair, they're not positioning her for success.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (a3Q+t)

Look at the pseudo-religious language she is using, as though she is the Sainted Leader of the Faith, holding the keys to Salvation and Damnation in her hands.

I don't give a damn who you "absolve", or don't, you stupid whore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:32 PM (evAgx)

119 This is the fourth anniversary of the day my wife died. I've had a drink or two in her memory.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

May her memory be eternal NLU.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:32 PM (mD/uy)

120 Hockey jumbotron shows fans next to their Christmas doppelgangers:

https://tinyurl.com/2p997esp

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

121 Thanks for your compassion Horde. There are many good people here.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (eGTCV)

122 Calvin and Hobbes spoke to me more than BC

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (4fSQf)

123 Doonesbury is for Boomers.
Bloom County is for Gen X'ers.

Therefore, Bloom County > Doonesbury.
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (mZUr4)

Doonesbury peaked while Nixon was still President. It's been downhill ever since; now I guess it's kind of a leftist Mary Worth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (evAgx)

124 Tucker just missed the real story about the guy who didn't care about the Uyghurs. It was NOT that the guy would not say it was bad, but that the Reporter interviewing him asked him to virtue signal about it. He was honest.

Do I think what is happening to the Uyghurs is bad? Sure! But it sure is not in the top 100 of things that I will spend energy on changing. And if I'm not willing to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT... if I talk about it, its just a RIGHT WING virtue signal.

Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (oHd/0)

125
She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
Way over on the wet side
Of the bed

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (vrz2I)

126 One of my fave Bloom County strips is when Milo gives another salacious news story to his broken and besotted editor, and he yells RUN THAT BABY!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (9Mv3u)


Great stuff! There was a running thing where the boys supposedly found an old journal that belonged to Elvis. Then it was realized it was a fake because it was all on Dukes of Hazzard stationery. Awesomeness!!

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (mZUr4)

127 This is the fourth anniversary of the day my wife died. I've had a drink or two in her memory.

Here's to her blessed memory and her eternal soul, NL. Until you meet again. *clink*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (Xrfse)

128 Doonesbury was unfunny and wore its politics on its sleeve. Also, the art was wretched. Those things are fucking noses? Where? Wretched horseshit on every level.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (3YVs3)

129 Comics died for me when Calvin and Hobbes went searching for "new adventures".

A sad, sad day.

Dare I say, a strip never to be equaled.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)

130 This is the fourth anniversary of the day my wife died. I've had a drink or two in her memory.
Posted by: N.L. Urker


She remains in your heart and soul, that is a great gift!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (hOUT3)

131 May the peace that surpasses all understanding be yours N L Urker

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (8AONa)

132 Anyone having problems getting the site just to load?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (lth0+)

133 Zippy the Pinhead had more humor and none of the self-congratulating pretentiousness

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (sJHOI)

134 Calvin and Hobbes spoke to me more than BC
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (4fSQf)


My faves-- Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, Bloom County

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (mZUr4)

135 Look at the pseudo-religious language she is using, as though she is the Sainted Leader of the Faith, holding the keys to Salvation and Damnation in her hands.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:32 PM


She clearly expects to assume those keys upon ascent to the Presidency, and is firing a warning shot now.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (a3Q+t)

136 I have not read much Bloom County, but liked what little I read. I'm more of a Red Meat and Wondermark guy. Both cartoons that are unapologetically for oddballs and weirdos.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (3YVs3)

137 I usually just say 'damnit cat.' and try to go back to sleep, within seconds she's back on top of me curled up asleep. Asleep before I am.
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (0OP+5)
------------

Grandma said cat will lay on sleeping baby and suck its breath away.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (lCETa)

138 This is the fourth anniversary of the day my wife died. I've had a drink or two in her memory.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)

4 years already? Fay, if I remember right?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (VwHCD)

139 32 A male bat has a baculum. A male penguin does not.

A female bat has a smile. A female penguin does not.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A BACULUM PUTS THE LITERAL BONE IN BONER

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (II3Gr)

140 A nice 'Pearls Before Swine'

https://tinyurl.com/2p87pk4z

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (bPH26)

141 Thanks for your compassion Horde. There are many good people here.
-------
A toast to your wife sir.

Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (+ya+t)

142 99 From FenelonSpoke, a French bulldog insists on crowding up on a cat

"This page has been blocked by Brave"

I'm ready for a better browser.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (lCETa)


I'm not seeing that on my Windows 10 machine. Maybe you've got the ad blocker set to "aggressive" mode?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (DTX3h)

143 My faves-- Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, Bloom County
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (mZUr4)
---
Dang! That's EXACTLY how I feel about them! I own the complete collections of all three. The Far Side one weighs about 30 pounds, but it's gorgeous.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (K5n5d)

144 132 Anyone having problems getting the site just to load?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (lth0+)

Hamster 4 has the COVID. His replacement Jerry lied on his resume.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (4fSQf)

145 Dare I say, a strip never to be equaled.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)


There is a website of C & H somewhere that gives you random strips. I still laugh every time I watch it, no matter what strip comes up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (hOUT3)

146 N.L. May your memories of Fay be a blessing. I hope I got her name correct.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (2NHgQ)

147 Also, the art was wretched.

They found out years ago that Trudeau didn't even bother to ink his own strips - he farmed it out to somebody.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (I2/tG)

148 My favorite Bloom County strips is when Opus opines about the parties at Mary Worth's IIRC.
Big sins.

And Bill the Cat chases people around the pool with a pair of ice tongs yelling piranha. When I mention that at my Club Med parties that I call Wrinklefest, no one gets it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

149 Maybe Harris thinks absolve means give a happy ending

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 17, 2022 08:38 PM (lCui1)

150 Who dat bitch to be absolving anyone?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (sJHOI)

151 I never really got Doonsbury when I was a kid

Bloom County and Peanuts were great. I always loved The Wizard of Id and BC.

I bought my boys the four volume hardback of Calvin and Hobbes. It makes me cry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (U2p+3)

152 "A male bat has a baculum. A male penguin does not. "

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Posted by: The Penguin at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (vrz2I)

153 To be fair, they're not positioning her for success.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (a3Q+t)
------------

They picked Harris to be the fool.


Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (lCETa)

154
Doonesbury was unfunny and wore its politics on its sleeve. Also, the art was wretched. Those things are fucking noses? Where? Wretched horseshit on every level.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM


yet Matt Groening's work persists...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (DUIap)

155 Profile in courage who supports almost every destructive, idiotic, racist, unconstitutional, repugnant notion her party barfs up. Temporarily useful, but badly needing elimination from political life ASAP. Not that it would help much.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (OTzUX)

In her defense, she's still more conservative, and more honest, than either Jeff Flake or John McCain were.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (evAgx)

156 Doonesbury is for specific Boomers - Asshole Boomers

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (8AONa)

157 I guess I'm old...

Prince Valiant, Wizard of Id, Peanuts... they were the ones I always looked for in the Sunday paper.

Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (oHd/0)

158 Oh shit. I forgot The Far Side.

Priceless

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (U2p+3)

159 I bought my boys the four volume hardback of Calvin and Hobbes. It makes me cry.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (U2p+3)

Feel the same way...

***pats seat on sofa*** come sit by me

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)

160 Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)

May all your memories of her be joyous ones.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (II3Gr)

161 The Far Side and B. Kiblan.

Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (0OP+5)

162 89 I had a large stuffed Opus.
I took him to college with me freshman year.

He was kidnapped. And taken on a road trip to NCAA Nationals in Salt Lake City.

He was returned.

I still have him. He won't talk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (U2p+3)


I have a stuffed Opus wearing reindeer antlers that I set out in December. That, and my Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, comprise my entire set of Christmas decorations.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (DTX3h)

163 Just gimme a chance!

Posted by: Jerry the Replacement Hamster at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (Xrfse)

164 holding the keys to Salvation and Damnation in her hands.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Is that what she calls Willie Brown's willie?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (9Mv3u)

165 No love for Steve Canyon?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

166 Profile in courage who supports almost every destructive, idiotic, racist, unconstitutional, repugnant notion her party barfs up. Temporarily useful, but badly needing elimination from political life ASAP. Not that it would help much.
Posted by: rhomboid

My lib friends have NOT been saying she's 'Stunning and brave' at all lately.

Matter of fact, not a peep out of them.

Hmmmmm.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (mD/uy)

167 Toad has a case of the Mondays -- watch to the end:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8ku79p

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (URNdm)

168 I used to have a stuffed Bill the Cat. Don't know what happened to him. *ackpth*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (II3Gr)

169 Calvin and Hobbes and the Far Side are favs.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (qpolg)

170 browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Calvin and Hobbs were the top of the list, but Far Side and Bloom County were #2 and 3.

I have Up Front by Bill Maudlin, and a good collection of Sad Sack from WWII.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

171 Love the photo, ace.
It's magical.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (NpAcC)

172 " No love for Steve Canyon?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Poser.

Posted by: Mark Trail at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (vrz2I)

173 OH, and for the record...

The King is a Fink!

Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

174 164 holding the keys to Salvation and Damnation in her hands.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Is that what she calls Willie Brown's willie?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (9Mv3u)

His left and right nut, respectively.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (II3Gr)

175 [@164: "Is that what she calls Willie Brown's willie?"

More like the names of a riding crop and a pegging instrument.

Absolution might involve both.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (+WWsf)

176 157 I guess I'm old...

Prince Valiant, Wizard of Id, Peanuts... they were the ones I always looked for in the Sunday paper.
Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (oHd/0)

Price Valiant was my first "favorite". I loved the stories, and the artwork was magnetic to this 5 y/o's eyes...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (BgMrQ)

177 No love for Steve Canyon?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

He and Judge Parker were gay. No, really.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (mD/uy)

178 Tonypete

Wait, you have plural liberal friends? In this climate of exclusive hatred? Much Man.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

179 Faye, the horse whisperer

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (5HBd1)

180 173 OH, and for the record...

The King is a Fink!
Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

The Lone Haranguer rides again!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (II3Gr)

181 172 " No love for Steve Canyon?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Poser.
Posted by: Mark Trail at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (vrz2I)

I can't believe I watched Clutch Cargo as a kid...

Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (oHd/0)

182 I forgot The Far Side.

Priceless
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (U2p+3)

He's started back up writing again from time to time. Www.thefarside.com

Also, Larson is a home town boy. Him and Teddy B.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (BJKQV)

183 Welp, just saw my first lesbian Jared commercial...in time for Valentine's Day. At least they were cute....

Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (u+Y3T)

184 National Lampoon magazine in the late '70s/early '80s had some funny comics

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (sJHOI)

185
all this talk of comics and no one has mentioned Chris Muir's Day by Day?

I haven't read it in a while, but it always came across as a right-wing doonesbury

not my place to grant patents of nobility, but IIRC, Muir is also a Friend of the Blog

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (DUIap)

186 I have the complete hardcover sets of both Bloom County and Calvin and Hobbes.

C&H was most likely the finest comic strip ever created. Absolute genius. The last strip makes you misty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (x8Wzq)

187 not going to absolve"

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (Qv0Mi)

188 I have Up Front by Bill Maudlin, and a good collection of Sad Sack from WWII.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

I've got that packed away somewhere...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (BgMrQ)

189 It IS!

Wanna buy a toothbrush?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (VJFAr)

190 yet Matt Groening's work persists...
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (DUIap)

ya don't need great art when you can actually be funny.

from "life in hell", very early, one of my favorited cartoon panels, "Mistakes were made". Horrible art, devastatingly spot on message.

https://michaeljosem.com/mistakes-were-made/

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:45 PM (evAgx)

191 wbich one had the birds as newspaper journolists?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)

192 185
all this talk of comics and no one has mentioned Chris Muir's Day by Day?

I haven't read it in a while, but it always came across as a right-wing doonesbury

not my place to grant patents of nobility, but IIRC, Muir is also a Friend of the Blog
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (DUIap)

He draws saucy women...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (BgMrQ)

193 No Smokey Stover?

Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (+ya+t)

194 I have Up Front by Bill Maudlin, and a good collection of Sad Sack from WWII.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Not a strip but - A gal I know deals with logistical support for the entire Pacific for all the services. She said she still, now and then, trips over a 'Kilroy was here' drawing tucked away amongst old gear and shipping.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (mD/uy)

195 >>One of my fave Bloom County strips is when Milo gives another salacious news story to his broken and besotted editor, and he yells RUN THAT BABY!


Loved Bloom County. There was a strip where Opus yelled "EAT HOT DEATH" and that is such a funny thing to say to someone who's pissed you off.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (URNdm)

196 The Lone Haranguer rides again!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (II3Gr)

"The peasants want to picket."
"Okay. Nail them to a fence."

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:47 PM (BJKQV)

197 They picked Harris to be the fool.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (lCETa)


For once, they got something right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:47 PM (hOUT3)

198 I saw Stuffed Opus open for Camper Van Beethoven at a bowling alley back in 85.

Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 08:47 PM (vrz2I)

199 https://youtu.be/M1F0lBnsnkE

I just watched this video Old Time Stars Dance to Uptown. It's a joy to watch but I think i pulled a muscle just watching.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:47 PM (eGTCV)

200 In her defense, she's still more conservative, and more honest, than either Jeff Flake or John McCain were.

She also cares about process, with is anathema to modern Democrats, who care only about political power.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 17, 2022 08:47 PM (I2/tG)

201 191 wbich one had the birds as newspaper journolists?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)

Oh fuck, I know that, but can't access the name...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (BgMrQ)

202 I don't trust penguins. Especially when they drive.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 17, 2022 07:43 PM (jvt6t)

What about when they putt?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (P3gRi)

203 The comic I remember is Odd Bodkins, when they get trapped in the sea of oatmeal and are forced to eat their way out to escape. Some days are like that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (5HBd1)

204 Tom Servo

Thank you. Sums up the current admin very well, in one cartoon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

205 201 191 wbich one had the birds as newspaper journolists?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)

Oh fuck, I know that, but can't access the name...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (BgMrQ)

mallard fillmore?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (evAgx)

206 Bloom County

Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (KAi1n)

207 allowances can be made if both lesbos are attractive. In real life, one of them usually looks like Pete Rose. You'll know we've hit rock bottom when the commercial has one that looks like Charles Bukowski and the other Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (sJHOI)

208
He draws saucy women...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM


I think that's when I fell off from reading him every day...the IT nazis at work blocked the site

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:49 PM (DUIap)

209 The only redeeming quality of Doonesbury was Uncle Duke.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 17, 2022 08:49 PM (qqmJm)

210 mallard fillmore?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (evAgx)

Yes!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)

211 May your memories of Fay be a blessing. I hope I got her name correct.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (2NHgQ)

She had an e but that's okay. I very much appreciate the support.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:49 PM (eGTCV)

212 The French bulldog video that Fen sent in is hilarious.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 08:50 PM (NpAcC)

213 Terminal Lance - "Happy Birthday Marine Corps" - keep scrolling down:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8b57au


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 17, 2022 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

214 205 201 191 wbich one had the birds as newspaper journolists?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)

Oh fuck, I know that, but can't access the name...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (BgMrQ)

mallard fillmore?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (evAgx)

Shoe

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:50 PM (II3Gr)

215 mallard fillmore?
Posted by: Tom Servo

i think that's it. i always wanted to be the wise old senior bird drinking at the bar.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:50 PM (IJES/)

216 I don't understand why they don't just move the cat's bed higher up off the floor. That bulldog can't climb that high.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (5HBd1)

217 Old birds as journalists comic = "Shoe"

Posted by: JQ at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (dB4Iz)

218 BC, Wizard Of Id, Beetle Bailey

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO8)

219 Any talk of great comic strips has to include Dilbert. Most, if not all, engineers are pretty sure Scott Adams worked at their company.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (9Mv3u)

220 Shoe
Posted by: Insomniac -

that's the one. so which one was mallard fillmore? a character or another strip?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (IJES/)

221 I think that's when I fell off from reading him every day...the IT nazis at work blocked the site
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:49 PM (DUIap)

I believe that he's only gotten "saucier".

Or should I say "bluer'. The trend has been off putting to his regular viewers.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (BgMrQ)

222 Loved Peanuts & Calvin and Hobbes. Early Peanuts is some of the best, it's absolutely brutal.

Reading through both a few years ago I noticed that Watterson borrowed quite a number of things from Schultz.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (BJKQV)

223 Shoe, I think, birds working on a newspaper.?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (8AONa)

224 Current comics. . . Stonetoss (insert caveats here).
Dude nails it so often, such as his "Burgers?" strip (always memed).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (URNdm)

225 So he started drawing like R. Crumb?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (5HBd1)

226 216 I don't understand why they don't just move the cat's bed higher up off the floor. That bulldog can't climb that high.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (5HBd1)


Subscribe and Like!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (4fSQf)

227 Tonypete

I put a few of those on the far walls with some carbon black when I used to go caving. Fun.

And I did put one on a lead ballast block that is under AMR #2 on my first ship. 11,000 feet down in the Gulf of Mexico today. Signed another one when I closed out the space as the Gas Free Engineer / Ships force observer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

228 i think that's it. i always wanted to be the wise old senior bird drinking at the bar.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:50 PM (IJES/)

Wasn't that supposed to be Tip O'Neal

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)

229 Prince Valiant was a beautiful strip, especially Sundays. Dude had a ghey haircut though.

Some of the old strips from the 30's had some hot babes. I think they would draw them nekkid and them put some clothes on them.

Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (vrz2I)

230 that's the one. so which one was mallard fillmore? a character or another strip?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (IJES/)

Entirely different comic strip.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (II3Gr)

231 Terminal Lance - "Happy Birthday Marine Corps" - keep scrolling down:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8b57au
Posted by: All Hail Eris

HA!! There's a pumpkin pie joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (mD/uy)

232 Anti-Brandon and Fauci street art appears in both LA and DC: https://tinyurl.com/yc74ak35

And it's awesome.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (h5ff5)

233 Beetle Bailey
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO

I never thought Beetle Baily was funny until I joined the Army and started to get all the jokes. Hilarious stuff.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (BJKQV)

234 do they still have Sunday comic sections ?

haven't seen one in decades

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 08:54 PM (geLO8)

235 Drink Like Vikings

Scott Adams got a lot of real life submissions he put in his art. One reason it was so on-point.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

236 >>> Anyone having problems getting the site just to load?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (lth0+)

Hamster 4 has the COVID. His replacement Jerry lied on his resume.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (4fSQf)


It's vpn related I think. If I turn it off or change to a different server no problem. I've heard of people landing on a bad ip-addr and not being able to comment. But until now cloudfare sites were the only ones that would prevent vpns from loading a page at all.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2022 08:54 PM (lth0+)

237 Milo wakes up Opus: You and I are driving to Oregon, where we will raid the Rajneeshee Cult and daringly kidnap Bill the Cat, returning him back home safely in time for Christmas, Now go wash up!

Opus in the tub: This sounds like a horrible TV movie starring Mr. T and Bert Convy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:54 PM (x8Wzq)

238 194 I have Up Front by Bill Maudlin, and a good collection of Sad Sack from WWII.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
-----------

Run it up the hill again the water's not warm enough.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:54 PM (lCETa)

239 Shoe, I think, birds working on a newspaper.?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (8AONa)
---
Yep. That had some pretty biting satire at times. I always enjoyed the storylines where Shoe's nephew goes away to "summer camp" only to find out it's actually a Marine Corps training base (e.g. Camp Pendleton).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (K5n5d)

240 230 that's the one. so which one was mallard fillmore? a character or another strip?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (IJES/)

Entirely different comic strip.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (II3Gr)

Damn, I conflated the two...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)

241 If you want to see a trippy Sunday comic, look up Little Nemo in Slumberland.

Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (vrz2I)

242 29Victor

I have the little books with the early Peanuts. They zinged! He was brutal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

243 And I did put one on a lead ballast block that is under AMR #2 on my first ship. 11,000 feet down in the Gulf of Mexico today. Signed another one when I closed out the space as the Gas Free Engineer / Ships force observer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Nice Salty - tradition is vitally important.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:56 PM (mD/uy)

244 Damn, I conflated the two...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)


so did I!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:56 PM (evAgx)

245 what was the comic- katzenjammer kids or something..

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8)

246 232 Anti-Brandon and Fauci street art appears in both LA and DC: https://tinyurl.com/yc74ak35

And it's awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (h5ff5)

Oh man. Those are GOOD.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:56 PM (II3Gr)

247 Those red anti-Brandon posters are great stuff.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:56 PM (5HBd1)

248 229 Prince Valiant was a beautiful strip, especially Sundays. Dude had a ghey haircut though.

Some of the old strips from the 30's had some hot babes. I think they would draw them nekkid and them put some clothes on them.
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (vrz2I)

Robert Wagner was a prefect Prince Valiant.

Looks like he stepped right off the comic strip.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:57 PM (BgMrQ)

249 232 Anti-Brandon and Fauci street art appears in both LA and DC: https://tinyurl.com/yc74ak35

And it's awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (h5ff5)

wow, that art is Brilliant!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:57 PM (evAgx)

250 241 If you want to see a trippy Sunday comic, look up Little Nemo in Slumberland.
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (vrz2I)

Who knew that Welsh rarebit caused bad trips?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:57 PM (II3Gr)

251 So. When I was a kid, I grew up in Dallas. 1968-1984.

My dad forced me and my brother out of bed for 7am Mass on Sundays. We were not appreciative of the move.

He took us and mom out to breakfast afterwards. Every Sunday. Sometimes we went to a Waffle House type place, sometimes the Mansion on Turtle Creek or the Fairmont. Or anything in between. We always had a Sunday paper. With the Sunday comics. Best memories ever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:57 PM (U2p+3)

252 Braenyard

Jeeps were featured a lot. Like the ol Cav SGT shooting the engine of his jeep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

253 Thanks for your compassion Horde. There are many good people here.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (eGTCV)

Will raise a glass to the memory of your Faye, NL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 08:58 PM (P3gRi)

254
so did I!
Posted by: Tom Servo

me three

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:58 PM (IJES/)

255 This is the fourth anniversary of the day my wife died. I've had a drink or two in her memory.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)
*******
Wow, I can't believe it's been 4 years already. So sorry for your loss, N.L. Urker.
May Faye watch over you for the rest of your life.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 08:58 PM (NpAcC)

256 232 Anti-Brandon and Fauci street art appears in both LA and DC: https://tinyurl.com/yc74ak35

And it's awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (h5ff5)


Really strong...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:58 PM (BgMrQ)

257 N.L. Urker

To Faye, a good soul and a good wife to a Moron.

*Drinks the glass in one go*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

258 Hawaii Governor trying to pass a law requiring all tourists to be fully vaccinated, including boosters.


And like that, tourism dried up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:00 PM (4fSQf)

259 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)

260 Hawaii Governor trying to pass a law requiring all tourists to be fully vaccinated, including boosters.

I read that as "including hookers" at first.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (WIUHM)

261 259 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:01 PM (Zz0t1


You're getting worse at this. Maybe try for last?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (4fSQf)

262 VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.


Repent, Sinner! Only I, Jesus' instrument on Earth, can save your immortal soul from eternal damnation and perpetual agony in Satan's torturous fire! Repent, and vote for the Holy Bill, written by the Holy Spirit of Joe Biden, and Jesus, through me, shall absolve you of your filibustering sins! But...first you must send a check for ten million dollars, payable to cash, to the Kamala Harris Foundation for Social Justice and Black Female Presidents, P.O. Box HO, Beelzebub, Mississippi, 38666.

Posted by: Reverend Kamala at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (AMIL/)

263

"See Ensign Oates' frank, adult death struggle with the spine-chilling giant electric penguin".

Posted by: Terry Incognito at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (YMZVN)

264 AlaBAMA

We have so many in office that should be drummed out of office for poor decision making.

We need a harrowing ritual.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

265 Good evening, Horde!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (TdMsT)

266 And like that, tourism dried up.

I don't think they really give a damn.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 09:03 PM (Xrfse)

267 Anti-Brandon and Fauci street art appears in both LA and DC: https://tinyurl.com/yc74ak35

And it's awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (h5ff5)
********
Very nice. CBD should feature those in the Art thread.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 09:04 PM (NpAcC)

268
No love for Steve Canyon?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


I had a Steve Canyon lunchbox.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2022 09:04 PM (63Dwl)

269 And like that, tourism dried up.

I don't think they really give a damn.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 09:03 PM (Xrfse)

They hate haole anyway.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)

270 Are penguins good eating?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (R/m4+)

271 Hawaii Governor trying to pass a law requiring all tourists to be fully vaccinated, including boosters.
I read that as "including hookers" at first.
Posted by: Ian S.

Ha. I read that as "glad I've already been there, they can go fuck themselves"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (9Mv3u)

272 He took us and mom out to breakfast afterwards. Every Sunday. Sometimes we went to a Waffle House type place, sometimes the Mansion on Turtle Creek or the Fairmont. Or anything in between. We always had a Sunday paper. With the Sunday comics. Best memories ever.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:57 PM (U2p+3)



I didn't know you lived here.

That's quite a swing, Waffle House type to The Mansion on Turtle Creek.....just sayin.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)

273 "Blondie" was my favorite strip. I liked "Peanuts," but Schultz went pretty far off the rails the last 20+ years.

Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (HgGBT)

274 191 wbich one had the birds as newspaper journolists?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)

Oh fuck, I know that, but can't access the name...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (BgMrQ)

"Shoe"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (P3gRi)

275 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)

276 browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Karens are ripping them down, and I'll bet AntiFa will spray paint them over. Because it in not in the tradition of cult worship.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

277 "Are penguins good eating?"

Tastes like fishy chicken.

Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (vrz2I)

278 Hagaar the Horrible & BC were good ones. I believe they've changed both Cute Chick and Fat Broad's names now, of course.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (BJKQV)

279 "Blondie" was my favorite strip. I liked "Peanuts," but Schultz went pretty far off the rails the last 20+ years.
Posted by: Caliban

Blondie was a babe. As was Brenda Starr.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (mD/uy)

280 They hate haole anyway.

They hate black haole most of all, which is why I don't get how Obama claims to love the place.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (WIUHM)

281 Not really sure that a governor has the ability to restrict citizens from travelling there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)

282 246 232 Anti-Brandon and Fauci street art appears in both LA and DC: https://tinyurl.com/yc74ak35
---------------

Glad I never had to deal with you guys.

Posted by: J. Carter at January 17, 2022 09:07 PM (lCETa)

283 They hate haole anyway.

That may eventually have a strange way of biting them hard in the arse. Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 09:07 PM (Xrfse)

284 wbich one had the birds as newspaper journolists?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)



Heckle and Jeckle.

I'm sure they played journalists once.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)

285 281 Not really sure that a governor has the ability to restrict citizens from travelling there.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)


You can travel there. They will just put you in quarantine until your return flight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (4fSQf)

286 Dear {{{Sponge}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (TdMsT)

287 Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (TdMsT)

What's hapnin' hot stuff?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)

288 The comic I never related to as a kid was Dondi. It was fecking creepy.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (Bwqq4)

289 The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (bVYXr)

290 browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Day by Day is OK, but he is messing with the timeline for the daughters growing up, and those boobs he loves to draw are a tad too firm and large to be believable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

291 Thank God for run away global warming or this winter storm would be really be big!!!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (bKdYZ)

292 287 Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (TdMsT)

What's hapnin' hot stuff?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)


Livin' the dream, dahlin!!! How about you?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (TdMsT)

293 Where are videos of Libtards getting the snot beat out of them? We are not amused!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 17, 2022 09:10 PM (QMwOT)

294 276 browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Karens are ripping them down, and I'll bet AntiFa will spray paint them over. Because it in not in the tradition of cult worship.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

Touches a nerve does it...

The strong undercurrent of Soviet Era art is lost on them.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 09:10 PM (BgMrQ)

295 {{{ Notsothoreau - look forward }}}

May your path be smooth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

296 Evening.

Is I just me or was the site down? Couldn't remember the back up do I searched for AOS Backup Site and all I got was some 12 year old unhinged ramble from a dude at Breitbart Unmasked claiming Ace was, in fact, a woman.

If not for the fact that Ace's chubby little self had already been on the teevee a couple of times well before then it would have been pretty convincing.

Okay, not really.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:10 PM (NpyQC)

297 And like that, tourism dried up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:00 PM (4fSQf)


To be fair, they never really liked the haoles anyway!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

298 258 Hawaii Governor trying to pass a law requiring all tourists to be fully vaccinated, including boosters.


And like that, tourism dried up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:00 PM (4fSQf)

Guess she wants to toss out the 14th amendment.

Posted by: redchief at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (Kab4E)

299 PC LOAD LETTER, what the hell does that even mean???

*readying baseball bat*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (KZzsI)

300 Not really sure that a governor has the ability to restrict citizens from travelling there.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)
---
If COVID has taught us anything, it's shown us that some governors believe themselves to be God Emperors of their respective states. They wield absolute power of life and death over their subjects.

They might as well be the Darklords of Ravenloft, who committed an act of Unspeakable Evil to achieve power. But who are trapped in a hell of their own making.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (K5n5d)

301 Hmmm, think I am picking up a cold/sinus infection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (dNqv+)

302 And like that, tourism dried up.

I don't think they really give a damn.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 09:03 PM (Xrfse)

They hate haole anyway.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)

They would turn into an island of all meth heads.

Posted by: Batman at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (RJMSR)

303 which one had the birds as newspaper journalists?/i]

Shoe. Still running, still great.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (KZzsI)

304 Oh, intercourse the penguin!

Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (8ZTjm)

305 Day by Day is OK, but he is messing with the timeline for the daughters growing up, and those boobs he loves to draw are a tad too firm and large to be believable.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

Don't get me wrong, I like Day by Day.

He's just gone a bit too far for it to remain a "safe" strip.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (BgMrQ)

306 And a Good Evening to you {{{Ladyl}}}!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (hOUT3)

307 Day by Day is OK, but he is messing with the timeline for the daughters growing up, and those boobs he loves to draw are a tad too firm and large to be believable.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

Didn't Day By Day segue into softcore porn?

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (NpyQC)

308 "The comic I never related to as a kid was Dondi. It was fecking creepy."

Yeah, and Little Orphan Annie. Dead doll eyes.

Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (vrz2I)

309 They might as well be the Darklords of Ravenloft, who committed an act of Unspeakable Evil to achieve power. But who are trapped in a hell of their own making.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (K5n5d)

That was an odd game system. A bit too much 'tortured, relatable villains.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (dNqv+)

310 301 Hmmm, think I am picking up a cold/sinus infection.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
----------------

Quick! Set it down.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:13 PM (lCETa)

311 My condolences, NL. I wish you continued healing.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

312 Robert

BettieBoobsDestroys has met ace. He was a gentleman. Quick look at her assets, then eye contact.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

313 Andy Capp.

Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:14 PM (0OP+5)

314 Didn't Day By Day segue into softcore porn?
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (NpyQC)

I would categorize more as "gratuitous nudity" of the cheesecake variety.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 09:14 PM (P3gRi)

315 Didn't Day By Day segue into softcore porn?
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (NpyQC)


My point earlier...but not stated as clearly as yours.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 09:14 PM (BgMrQ)

316 I never liked Day by Day. Whoever said it's right-wing Doonesbury has its number.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (3YVs3)

317 Is I just me or was the site down? Couldn't remember the back up do I searched for AOS Backup Site and all I got was some 12 year old unhinged ramble from a dude at Breitbart Unmasked claiming Ace was, in fact, a woman.

That *would* explain Ace's inability to hang shelves. And it would cast a whole new light on why he was looking at busty lesbian pr0n.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (nG+zs)

318 307 Day by Day is OK, but he is messing with the timeline for the daughters growing up, and those boobs he loves to draw are a tad too firm and large to be believable.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

Didn't Day By Day segue into softcore porn?
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (NpyQC)

*checks daybyday for the first time in around 5 years*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (dNqv+)

319 I stopped following Day By Day about the time the BBQ Guy showed up. I don't remember why I stopped going back to the site.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

320
Livin' the dream, dahlin!!! How about you?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (TdMsT)



Not too bad. Not livin' a dream yet, but have one that I hope comes to fruition in the near future.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)

321 BettieBoobsDestroys has met ace. He was a gentleman. Quick look at her assets, then eye contact.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

Wait wait wait...it's supposed to be just a *quick* look?

Well...the things I learn here.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (NpyQC)

322 Robert

Sometimes. Hard to believer there is all that sex with all the kids growing up. And the female nudity obscures the guard robots storyline.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

323 Didn't Day By Day segue into softcore porn?
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (NpyQC)


Sure seemed that way to me.
Still bookmarked, but I almost never bother to check it out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (hOUT3)

324 PC LOAD LETTER, what the hell does that even mean???

*readying baseball bat*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (KZzsI)



The Paper Cartridge, load Letter sized paper in it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)

325 That was an odd game system. A bit too much 'tortured, relatable villains.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (dNqv+)
---
It was based on Gothic horror set within a Dungeons & Dragons game rules. It was always going to be odd because the traditional "good v. evil" dynamic doesn't work in Gothic horror.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 09:16 PM (K5n5d)

326 BettieBoobsDestroys has met ace. He was a gentleman. Quick look at her assets, then eye contact.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

Wait wait wait...it's supposed to be just a *quick* look?

Well...the things I learn here.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (NpyQC)

It's like looking at the sun. Glance, and then look away.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 17, 2022 09:17 PM (4I/2K)

327 The Fusco Brothers was some dumb ass shit. Can't believe they wasted space in the Sunday Funnies for that garbage.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Imagine if you will a world in which Jimmy Carter, by comparison, was a staunch believer in American exceptionalism, an insightful navigator of foreign policy, and an economic mastermind. You'll find such a place in the Twilight Zone's Twilight Zone, also known as the Biden Zone.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:17 PM (9Mv3u)

329 Yeah, and Little Orphan Annie. Dead doll eyes.
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (vrz2I)

Uh yeah that one was weird too.

L'il Abner was drawn very well and funny. Liked it a lot, Dagwood and Blondie was very good.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2022 09:18 PM (Bwqq4)

330 There do seem to be quite a few more nipples than before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:18 PM (dNqv+)

331 So. When I was a kid, I grew up in Dallas. 1968-1984.

He took us and mom out to breakfast afterwards. Every Sunday. Sometimes we went to a Waffle House type place, sometimes the Mansion on Turtle Creek or the Fairmont. Or anything in between. We always had a Sunday paper. With the Sunday comics. Best memories ever.


Baby Doe's Matchless Mine had, by far, the best Sunday brunch.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 17, 2022 09:19 PM (lSG6C)

332 You'll find such a place in the Twilight Zone's Twilight Zone, also known as the Biden Zone.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:17 PM (9Mv3u)

You are entering a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of smell.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:19 PM (6FeV1)

333 328 Drink Like Vikings

Right. We never knew we had it so good.

I want Ike back, with stalwart Constitutionalists in the House and Senate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

334 Man, Day By Day used to be on my daily reading. But, like a bunch of other web comics, I just kind of stopped.

There was some good ones. I can't remember most of them by now. Too bad.

Least I Could Do! Oh, okay, finally remembered the name! That one was AWESOME! I believe it's still running.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:20 PM (NpyQC)

335 Aww I love penguins!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 17, 2022 09:20 PM (nxdel)

336 Did JFK jr come back from the dead today?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2022 09:20 PM (7KGDX)

337 BettieBoobsDestroys has met ace. He was a gentleman. Quick look at her assets, then eye contact.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Remember, looking at boobs is like looking at the sun: Anything more than a quick glance is dangerous.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 09:20 PM (mD/uy)

338 Damn ! I knew I heard that from somewhere.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (mD/uy)

339 324 PC LOAD LETTER, what the hell does that even mean???

*readying baseball bat*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (KZzsI)


The Paper Cartridge, load Letter sized paper in it.
Posted by: Sponge
--------------------------------------
The Office Space gangsta beat down of a fax machine comes to mind.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (sAmhv)

340 Sponge
It was-a long time ago. In a galaxy far far away.

Dallas was fucking cool in the 70s to early
80s.

I spent a lot of time shopping with my mom at the NM Flagship store downtown. We would have lunch together in the Zodiac room. It was fun!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (U2p+3)

341 {{{ Jewells45 }}}

You doing better, oh artistic one?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

342 I'm sure I won't be the only one not watching the Olympics.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:22 PM (qpolg)

343 317 Is I just me or was the site down? Couldn't remember the back up do I searched for AOS Backup Site and all I got was some 12 year old unhinged ramble from a dude at Breitbart Unmasked claiming Ace was, in fact, a woman.

That *would* explain Ace's inability to hang shelves. And it would cast a whole new light on why he was looking at busty lesbian pr0n.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (nG+zs)

https://acedark.wordpress.com/

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:22 PM (dNqv+)

344 BettieBoobsDestroys has met ace. He was a gentleman. Quick look at her assets, then eye contact.

I think the footage of Ace on Fox News waiting for an Israeli tank to get unstuck from some mud is still on YouTube.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:22 PM (Q+1Ad)

345 I just watched an interesting movie called Dark Encounter. If you haven't seen it I recommend it.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (nxdel)

346 There was some good ones. I can't remember most of them by now. Too bad.

Least I Could Do! Oh, okay, finally remembered the name! That one was AWESOME! I believe it's still running.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:20 PM (NpyQC)

There was a superhero one I read a few years back. I stopped because:
1) Updates became fewer and further between.
2) Started to get weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (dNqv+)

347 That *would* explain Ace's inability to hang shelves. And it would cast a whole new light on why he was looking at busty Asian lesbian pr0n.
Posted by: Ian

FIFY

-Dean Winchester, aka Squirrel, aka Not Moose

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (IJES/)

348 Thomas Massie
@RepThomasMassie

@SpeakerPelosi
is seriously considering this person to serve as the chairwoman of the Transportation Committee.


https://tinyurl.com/56yssa2z

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (NpAcC)

349 {{{nurse ratched}}}

I thought of you the instant I saw the headliner "Homeless attacker kills nurse at bus stop."

You saved your own life with that precise hit, you did.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

350 With all the Hunter Biden stuff, I forgot to mention the most hilarious thing. Hunter gave Joe an illegitimate grandchild from an Arkansas pole dancing stripper. It's funny because the Biden's send out a Christmas card with all the grandkids. Well, not all.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (rz+/y)

351 {{NaCly}} yes I am feeling better. Not 100% yet but I'm getting there. Thank you.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (nxdel)

352 Not really sure that a governor has the ability to restrict citizens from travelling there.

If the governor can establish any arbitrary criteria for exclusion, Texas could pass a law barring entry of those holding a particular ideology, left handed people, those with attached ear lobes, BMI, blood type or any other physical, mental or medical condition.

Have diabetes? Can't come here. Cancer? Nope.

I don't see how this passes any Constitutional muster - but given it took the SCOTUS nearly a week to fumble the mandate power grab and mass enslavement of the public - who knows what they would come up. The Magic Eight Ball is more deterministic and reasonable.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 17, 2022 09:24 PM (lSG6C)

353 333 328 Drink Like Vikings
Right. We never knew we had it so good.
I want Ike back, with stalwart Constitutionalists in the House and Senate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
Heck, I want Harry Truman back.

Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (0OP+5)

354 The Office Space gangsta beat down of a fax machine comes to mind.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (sAmhv)

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (II3Gr)

355 Jewells45
There are a number of people on my prayer list. But you are near the top.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

356 Good Rand Paul question

shorturl.at/nEGP2

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (hOUT3)

357 It's funny because the Biden's send out a Christmas card with all the grandkids. Well, not all.

Like how DOCTOR JILL's Christmas decorations had stockings for all of the grandkids. Except for one.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (nG+zs)

358 IIRC, the busty lesbians in the video ace linked were australians.

Not that I would know anything about that...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:26 PM (dNqv+)

359 https://acedark.wordpress.com/
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:22 PM (dNqv+)

Thank you, sir!

I kept thinking it was aceafterdark dot something but the After Dark thing was Friday night on Cinemax.

Oh Skinemax...I think if I could go back in time and give my parents one little piece of advice it would be don't subscribe to Cinemax.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:26 PM (NpyQC)

360 Like how DOCTOR JILL's Christmas decorations had stockings for all of the grandkids. Except for one.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (nG+zs)

"Dammit, woman, you're not a'sposedta to use your old fishnets! Even *we're* not that tacky, you silly broad!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:26 PM (6FeV1)

361 Ian S. a

That poor kid. 50% Biden DNA. Hope his mom is strong, and she snags a good Dad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

362 IIRC, the busty lesbians in the video ace linked were australians.

I forget, was that post deleted like the gay slap fight one?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:27 PM (Q+1Ad)

363 Thank you NaCly. I appreciate it. You are a true gentleman.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 17, 2022 09:27 PM (nxdel)

364 I thought it was Bebe's.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2022 09:28 PM (KAi1n)

365 I want Harry Truman back.
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (0OP+5)


Yes! There will never again be a President with the stones to remind an enemy TWICE that we are serious about unconditional surrender!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:28 PM (hOUT3)

366 Aetius451AD

You are wise in the lore of AOSHQ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

367 FJB should just sign bills that are passed by the House and deem them to be law. Who would have standing to sue?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (7KGDX)

368 Dallas was fucking cool in the 70s to early
80s.

I spent a lot of time shopping with my mom at the NM Flagship store downtown. We would have lunch together in the Zodiac room. It was fun!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (U2p+3)



I moved here in the mid 80's, so I missed all that fun.

Did manage to have some over the years, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (Zz0t1)

369 That poor kid. 50% Biden DNA. Hope his mom is strong, and she snags a good Dad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

"I should tell you before we go any further... I have a kid"

"Well that's not a problem, honey!"

"... who's half Biden."

"NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-FUKKIT-AAHHHHH!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (6FeV1)

370 SFGoth

You are correct, good Sir. My bad.

OK, I'm over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

371 A pox upon you people with your fond memories of your critical formative years! A pox, I say!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:30 PM (II3Gr)

372 366 Aetius451AD

You are wise in the lore of AOSHQ.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

Mostly on the boob and paul anka stuff. And the podcast- which I guess means Bradley Cooper. Whatever happened to that dude. Seemed like he disappeared about the same time as the podcast went down.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:31 PM (dNqv+)

373 FJB should just sign bills that are passed by the House and deem them to be law. Who would have standing to sue?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (7KGDX)


It's a tax, obviously!

Posted by: SCCJ Juan Robberts at January 17, 2022 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

374 371 A pox upon you people with your fond memories of your critical formative years! A pox, I say!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:30 PM (II3Gr)

Eh, you find other stuff to be traumatized by.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:31 PM (dNqv+)

375 "I should tell you before we go any further... I have a kid"

"Well that's not a problem, honey!"

"... who's half Biden."

"NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-FUKKIT-AAHHHHH!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (6FeV1)

Raising some other guy's bastard child is bad enough - you've made yourself a pre-cuck. But a half-Biden bastard child? Definitely nope the fuck out of that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:32 PM (II3Gr)

376
"I should tell you before we go any further... I have a kid"

"Well that's not a problem, honey!"

"... who's half Biden."

"NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-FUKKIT-AAHHHHH!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko


wellp, if she were married, then that would make her new husband the 'big guy' and the little bastard should be genetically predispositioned to grift 10% to you.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:32 PM (IJES/)

377 Bills get signed by House, Senate, Pres. Hey 2/3 ain't bad, jack! It is good enough for other parts of the constitution!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2022 09:32 PM (7KGDX)

378 Saw mention above about Day by Day and went to the site, randomly hit Jan 6, 2022.

Hubba Hubba.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2022 09:33 PM (Bwqq4)

379 "From FenelonSpoke, a French bulldog insists on crowding up on a cat in a space that just isn't big enough for both of them."

A plastic dutch oven, filled with dogfart.

Posted by: Double-Charm Tetra-gp at January 17, 2022 09:33 PM (qpX6U)

380 wellp, if she were married, then that would make her new husband the 'big guy' and the little bastard should be genetically predispositioned to grift 10% to you.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:32 PM (IJES/)

The odds are good. But the goods are odd.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:33 PM (6FeV1)

381 so the little kid is a Biden/stripper hybrid

huh

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (geLO8)

382 342 I'm sure I won't be the only one not watching the Olympics.
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:22 PM (qpolg)

Not watching...

The Olympics peaked with LA 84...

Even with half the Eastern Bloc missing, it was still a spectacle!

An the Winter Games peaked in 1980 for obvious reasons!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (BgMrQ)

383 wellp, if she were married, then that would make her new husband the 'big guy' and the little bastard should be genetically predispositioned to grift 10% to you.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:32 PM (IJES/)

At half-Biden you only get 5%. And you're banging Hunter Biden's sloppy seconds. Ponder that for a moment.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (II3Gr)

384 374 371 A pox upon you people with your fond memories of your critical formative years! A pox, I say!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:30 PM (II3Gr)
Eh, you find other stuff to be traumatized by.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:31 PM (dNqv+)
Yeah, like that nightmare where I get eaten alive by hogs.

Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)

385 At half-Biden you only get 5%. And you're banging Hunter Biden's sloppy seconds. Ponder that for a moment.
Posted by: Insomniac

put that way...i'd rather taze my own balls.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:36 PM (IJES/)

386 Yeah, like that nightmare where I get eaten alive by hogs.
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)

Yikes. Haven't had that one. I have dreamt of being dispatched by various other means but not eaten by hogs. Being consumed with the rest of the human race by a black hole is one. Hooray cosmic extinction events...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:37 PM (II3Gr)

387 Yeah, like that nightmare where I get eaten alive by hogs.
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)

Teeth falling out or I had one recently where I both came up with a new word 'pindanifania' (this is from my notes) and I was attacked by a lesbian couple of werewolves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:37 PM (dNqv+)

388 And you're banging Hunter Biden's sloppy seconds. Ponder that for a moment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (II3Gr)


Ewwwwwww. And accurate.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:37 PM (nG+zs)

389 Eaten alive by hogs. Luxury!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 09:38 PM (3YVs3)

390 An the Winter Games peaked in 1980 for obvious reasons!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Can't remember when I last watch the olympics. Maybe 1984.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:38 PM (qpolg)

391 I kill before I feed hogs.

Cocksucka!

Posted by: Mr Wu at January 17, 2022 09:38 PM (llON8)

392 And you're banging Hunter Biden's sloppy seconds. Ponder that for a moment.
Posted by: Insomniac

Well, sure, but I would think the more difficult sell is getting past the marrying a stripper part.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:39 PM (9Mv3u)

393 Wide World of Sports on ABC had the formula for a watchable Olympics. Show the athletes competing.

Unwatchable today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:39 PM (u82oZ)

394 >>>Texas could pass a law barring entry of those holding a particular ideology, left handed people, [etc]
------------


Abbott invited Suck a Bug I doubt he will exclude anyone.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:39 PM (lCETa)

395 Well, sure, but I would think the more difficult sell is getting past the marrying a stripper part.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:39 PM (9Mv3u)

Between "Stripper" and "Whatever the hell Hunter Biden's Job Title Is", I know for certain which is the more honorable profession.

Doesn't mean i'd marry either of them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:40 PM (6FeV1)

396 We used to work 26 hours a day at mill, paying the foreman ninepence a week for the privilege, then we'd come 'ome, and our father would thrash us with razor wire and feed us to the hogs!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:40 PM (II3Gr)

397 Last Olympic event I saw... curling.

The other day when my wife took 2 hours to get ready to grocery shopping.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2022 09:40 PM (BFigT)

398 Yeah, like that nightmare where I get eaten alive by hogs.
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)

been treed by hogs, feral dogs, and a cougar (big assed cat ya dirty minded bastids). the cougar came up the tree after me.

was maybe 10-ish and 80 pounds soaking wet and fully clothed. only way i got away was to climb higher than he could since he was bigger than i was.

nightmares to this day 19 years later. (10+19=29) sorry about the math

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (IJES/)

399 Yeah, like that nightmare where I get eaten alive by hogs.
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)


So, I'm guessing it was Valu-Rite Bourbon that night?

Posted by: SCCJ Juan Robberts at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

400 Drink Like Vikings

She funded her degree. And the honeymoon would be great!

Lasting to the 25th Anniversary would be much more difficult.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

401 Well, sure, but I would think the more difficult sell is getting past the marrying a stripper part.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:39 PM (9Mv3u)

Well, yeah. Or just getting married period.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (II3Gr)

402 Lesbian werewolves. How could you tell, their Subaru?

I pray not to remember my dreams. They suck.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (3YVs3)

403 Show the athletes competing.

Unwatchable today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Now for our next 'Up Close and Personal' segment. . . .

Barf

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (mD/uy)

404 >.We used to work 26 hours a day at mill, paying the foreman ninepence a week for the privilege, then we'd come 'ome, and our father would thrash us with razor wire and feed us to the hogs!



Luxury.

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 09:42 PM (geLO8)

405 Some people, or what I presume to be people, are posting some damn fine memes at Insty's overnight thread.

https://tinyurl.com/yvn2nshb

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:42 PM (iyk+P)

406 "birds as newspaper journolists"

Shoe

Lil Abner was one of my faves along with Pogo.

Bobo Bolinski for the obscure reference.

Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2022 09:42 PM (Cfk8j)

407 Off damn sock "SCCJ Juan Robberts"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:42 PM (hOUT3)

408 lesbian werewolf > lesbian seagull

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:43 PM (6FeV1)

409 404 >.We used to work 26 hours a day at mill, paying the foreman ninepence a week for the privilege, then we'd come 'ome, and our father would thrash us with razor wire and feed us to the hogs!

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You had hogs? One-percenter.

My dad would throw us to a giant carnivorous plant, and we were grateful for it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 17, 2022 09:44 PM (VxC1e)

410 >>> 408 lesbian werewolf > lesbian seagull
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:43 PM (6FeV1)

Stop it now!!!

Posted by: Yoda at January 17, 2022 09:44 PM (llON8)

411 Dear lord...

https://tinyurl.com/bdwm3y5y

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:44 PM (qnrFx)

412 https://tinyurl.com/yvn2nshb
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:42 PM (iyk+P)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 09:44 PM (P3gRi)

413 Have a great night, everyone.

May you thrive.

School preps start early.

Ace, that was an awesome top picture.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

414 402 Lesbian werewolves. How could you tell, their Subaru?

I pray not to remember my dreams. They suck.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (3YVs3)

I usually don't but I occasionally have a real humdinger. IIRC, someone here said of one I related (about one involving looking for my car, watching a ups semi run over a ford ranger, avoiding a group of watchtower teenagers who had a dating booth, then falling through a stairwell with someone on my back screaming in my ear.

The quote was: Aetius' dreams are directed by David Lynch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:45 PM (dNqv+)

415 Last one. Promise.

https://tinyurl.com/yzps2922

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (Pd0Qe)

416 https://tinyurl.com/bdwm3y5y
Posted by: Robert

Jeebus, my eyes.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (qpolg)

417 Night, Salty!

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (Pd0Qe)

418 Night NaCLy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (dNqv+)

419 California tried to pass laws restricting the Okies from entering in the 30s. SCOTUS shot it down.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (5HBd1)

420 Dear lord...

https://tinyurl.com/bdwm3y5y
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:44 PM (qnrFx)

That explains all the supply-chain issues: freight trains are all taking dirt roads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 09:47 PM (P3gRi)

421 Have a good day tomorrow NaCly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

422 Wow, that pic up top.

Posted by: davidt at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (9sjiB)

423 It's funny because the Biden's send out a Christmas card with all the grandkids. Well, not all.

**

It would be great if the little bastard's (ha) name is Norm.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (9GBQ2)

424 An the Winter Games peaked in 1980 for obvious reasons!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard



https://youtu.be/qYscemhnf88

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (sAmhv)

425 One of the suggested videos in youtubes covid recommends is 'How soon can I get a vaccine/booster after covid infection?'

*sigh* Wtf.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:50 PM (dNqv+)

426 416 https://tinyurl.com/bdwm3y5y
Posted by: Robert

Jeebus, my eyes.
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (qpolg

There should be a rule. A warning at least. Damn dude.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:50 PM (4fSQf)

427 *sigh* Wtf.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:50 PM (dNqv+)

"The vaccines work, I obviously must not have done it right."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:51 PM (6FeV1)

428 It would be great if the little bastard's (ha) name is Norm.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (9GBQ2)

More likely normal, Abby Normal. All that dope Hunter was on has to have fucked up his DNA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (P3gRi)

429 "The vaccines work, I obviously must not have done it right."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:51 PM (6FeV1)


Jab harder!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (hOUT3)

430 Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa)

431 One of the suggested videos in youtubes covid recommends is 'How soon can I get a vaccine/booster after covid infection?'

*sigh* Wtf.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:50 PM (dNqv+)


You can't. You shouldn't.

If you want it, you're fucking mentally incapacitated and will soon be dead anyway, so why not.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)

432 Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa)



If anyone sees that fucker in public, fire repeatedly.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)

433 auci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa)

Well he would know. He designed the damned thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2022 09:53 PM (4I/2K)

434 Fauci warns

----------

This is where I stopped reading.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (VxC1e)

435 430 Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa)

Waraiotoko warns that Fauci may NOT be the end of Lysenkoism in America and there is a high probability that another malignant garden decoration could emerge that would evade justice and sanity

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (6FeV1)

436 430 Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa

Well if anyone would know, it would be the inventor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (4fSQf)

437 If anyone sees that fucker in public, fire repeatedly.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)p


And insist on a jury trial!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

438 Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity

*

You know. Like a cold virus.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (9GBQ2)

439 homeless man shoved Deloitte exec in front of a subway train in Times Square

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (lCETa)

440 Bloom County had a Christmas Special. I think it aired once.

A Wish For Wings that Worked.

I have it on DVD. Not sure it's available anymore. I like it. It's..odd but sweet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (sAmhv)

441

https://youtu.be/qYscemhnf88
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (sAmhv)



The single greatest moment in American sports history.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (Zz0t1)

442 Horde mind

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (4fSQf)

443 >Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity


translation:

he's milking that tit for all it's worth

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (geLO8)

444 Call me crazy but maybe it's time for regular upstanding citizens to start shoving the homeless in front of trains.

Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:56 PM (d0vWx)

445 439 homeless man shoved Deloitte exec in front of a subway train in Times Square
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (lCETa)

White supremacy is creating a culture of hate and Trump is something about Trump.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 09:56 PM (BJKQV)

446 my post dissapered.

Puddlegum, i remember watching that with folks and little bro. I think we all jumped up and yelled. Little bro played hockey in the 70's.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:56 PM (qpolg)

447 443 >Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity


translation:

he's milking that tit for all it's worth
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (geLO

Keep fucking that chicken, Tony.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:56 PM (II3Gr)

448 I remember that book"Jonathan Lesbian Seagull". It sucked.

Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 09:56 PM (vrz2I)

449 Well he would know. He designed the damned thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2022 09:53 PM (4I/2K)


Best part is he used OUR tax dollars to do it!

And better yet, I don't think any "conservative Republican" has demanded (let alone suggested that) an accounting for these crimes is a necessity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

450 439 homeless man shoved Deloitte exec in front of a subway train in Times Square
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (lCETa)

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Felonious assault, not to mention a clear violation of Generally Accepted Accounting Principles

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (VxC1e)

451 "Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity"

This is actually frightening. He would know if it were true.

Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (Cfk8j)

452 MIT-educated anti-vaxxer doctor who treated COVID patients with Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine has her license suspended and must undergo psychiatric evaluation for spreading misinformation
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Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:58 PM (lCETa)

453 This is actually frightening. He would know if it were true.
Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (Cfk8j)

He would also lie like a turkish whore to keep his position in the graft sluices.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:58 PM (6FeV1)

454 451 "Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity"

This is actually frightening. He would know if it were true.
Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (Cfk8j)

Holy Christ, you mean people will continue to get seasonal illnesses? Fuck me, it's the end of humankind!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (II3Gr)

455 MIT-educated anti-vaxxer doctor who treated COVID patients with Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine has her license suspended and must undergo psychiatric evaluation for spreading misinformation
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Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:58 PM (lCETa)


Submit comrades, then all will be well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

456 Deploy upsilon

I say again, deploy upsilon

Posted by: Tony "Tony" Fauci at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (VxC1e)

457 Felonious assault, not to mention a clear violation of Generally Accepted Accounting Principles
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (VxC1e)

The poor man was just reading a book on ethics and got confused!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (6FeV1)

458 "there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity"

* looks at ceiling *

Posted by: Wuhan at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (vrz2I)

459 Did anyone tell the Cardinals Offense that in order to collect their playoff checks, they gotta show up for the game?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (axyOa)

460 Rams are embarrassing the Cardinals right now. Real bad. Looks like Brady's Bucs will be playing the Rams next Sunday.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (OssQ4)

461 430 Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa

I'm picturing Fauci leading a group of wine moms on a small South Pacific Island fifteen years after Japan surrendered.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (BJKQV)

462 452 MIT-educated anti-vaxxer doctor who treated COVID patients with Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine has her license suspended and must undergo psychiatric evaluation for spreading misinformation
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Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:58 PM (lCETa)

Nothing Stalinist about that, no sirree.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (II3Gr)

463 Dr Meryl Ness last week had her medical license suspended in Maine for 30 days for allegedly spreading COVID misinformation, and prescribing non-FDA-approved treatments.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 10:00 PM (lCETa)

464 "Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity"


Bullshit.

Once you've had any coronavirus, you have the base protein immunity for the strains following it. You may still get sick, sure, but it won't be for long and likely won't cause you much harm at all.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 10:00 PM (Zz0t1)

465 Holy Christ, you mean people will continue to get seasonal illnesses? Fuck me, it's the end of humankind!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (II3Gr)


Well to be fair, a measurable number of people will die this year, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

466 Fauci warns that Omicron may NOT be the end of the pandemic and there is a high probability another variant could emerge that would evade immunity
translation:
he's milking that tit for all it's worth
Posted by: DB

That, or the prostate.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (9Mv3u)

467 Rams are embarrassing the Cardinals right now. Real bad. Looks like Brady's Bucs will be playing the Rams next Sunday.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (OssQ4)



Kliff Kingsbury is the most overrated coach in NFL history. He couldn't win in college with Patrick Mahomes in multiple seasons. There's no fucking WAY he can win meaningful games in the NFL.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (Zz0t1)

468 I remember watching the Miracle on Ice in the afternoon on ABC though the game was played in the morning. The late great Jim McKay tee'd it up. He just couldn't contain his excitement. It was quite the game. USA USA USA!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (sAmhv)

469 Maybe Dr Meryl Ness could just claim to be Wiccan.

Posted by: davidt at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (9sjiB)

470 463 Dr Meryl Ness last week had her medical license suspended in Maine for 30 days for allegedly spreading COVID misinformation, and prescribing non-FDA-approved treatments.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 10:00 PM (lCETa)

Interesting considering off-label prescribing happens EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (II3Gr)

471 White supremacy is creating a culture of hate and Trump is something about Trump.
Posted by: 29Victor

MSNBC has well known anti-Jewish expert Al Sharpton on to discuss the Texas synagogue attack.

https://bit.ly/3rtigok

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (FVME7)

472 >>Well to be fair, a measurable number of people will die this year, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


fact: 100% of people alive today will die at some point in their lives

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (geLO8)

473 "Dissent = Mental Illness".

Every single half-baked tin-pot dictator plays this card at some point. Every totalitarian regime. Without a single exception.

To hear it played in America without a resounding, universal chorus of Fuck You's in response is what is really scary.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (6FeV1)

474 Diogenes If I were a cartoonist I'd have contractors building the Cardinals a little house inside the first ten yards, since they live there.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (OssQ4)

475 MIT-educated anti-vaxxer doctor who treated COVID patients with Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine has her license suspended and must undergo psychiatric evaluation for spreading misinformation
*

By "treated" I'm guessing she was successful.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (9GBQ2)

476 472 >>Well to be fair, a measurable number of people will die this year, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


fact: 100% of people alive today will die at some point in their lives
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (geLO

Life is a sexually-transmitted terminal condition.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (II3Gr)

477 I'm gonna spread a rumor that Ivermectin is an abortifacient.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (6FeV1)

478 NOOD.

ONT.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 10:03 PM (Zz0t1)

479 MSNBC has well known anti-Jewish expert Al Sharpton on to discuss the Texas synagogue attack.

https://bit.ly/3rtigok
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (FVME7)

Has he called the synagogue a "Hymie House" yet?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 10:03 PM (BJKQV)

480 Has he called the synagogue a "Hymie House" yet?
Posted by: 29Victor

Wasn't that Reverend Jackson, or am I confusing my racist clergymen?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 10:07 PM (9Mv3u)

481 MIT-educated anti-vaxxer doctor who treated COVID patients with Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine has her license suspended and must undergo psychiatric evaluation for spreading misinformation


O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! The struggle was finished. She had won the victory over herself.


She loved Big Pharma.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 17, 2022 10:08 PM (yQpMk)

482 424 An the Winter Games peaked in 1980 for obvious reasons!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

https://youtu.be/qYscemhnf88
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (sAmhv)

THE.PINNACLE.OF.SPORT

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)

483 https://youtu.be/qYscemhnf88
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (sAmhv)

The single greatest moment in American sports history.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (Zz0t1)

The last minute or so was the most intense sporting event I have ever witnessed. I wanted to leave the room but couldn't.

Posted by: Javems at January 17, 2022 10:16 PM (AmoqO)

484 This is actually frightening. He would know if it were true.
Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (Cfk8j)


Now do masks. Or AZT.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2022 10:39 PM (ZMraq)

485 test

Posted by: MikeN at January 18, 2022 10:43 PM (P8GfM)

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