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Charles Schumer continues impotently promising to schedule votes on repealing the filibuster, or making "limited carve-outs" to it, such as suspending it on... any vote the Democrats deem sufficiently important. Such as rigging the 2022 elections.

In fact, Senate Democrat sources have already squealed that a major point of tomorrow's Insurrection Pageant is to "supercharge" the emotional leverage they have on Sinema and Manchin, to force them to agree to end the filibuster for their "voting rights" bill.


But Mancin and Sinema both say "no."

Voting rights: Schumer says the Senate will vote on a package of Senate rules changes by Jan. 17 -- less than two weeks away.

While Manchin said he's still talking with his colleagues, he isn't on board with a filibuster carve-out for voting rights -- calling it "a heavy lift" -- and isn't willing to go nuclear and eliminate the filibuster altogether.

"Once you change a rule, or you have a carve-out ... you eat the whole turkey," the senator told a COVID-thinned group of pool reporters on Tuesday.

He added that he would want any reform of Senate rules to have GOP buy-in -- a long-shot to near impossible ask.

Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-Ariz.), also a key holdout to major filibuster reform, reiterated during the Democratic lunch she will not support any effort to get rid of the 60-vote threshold, according to two sources familiar with the call.

Sinema has been having one-on-one talks with her colleagues for weeks, one of the sources said.

Meanwhile, Fang Fang's sex partner is all-in on the push for rigging the election, warning that if they don't rig the election, they may never have the chance to rig an election again:


MSNBC
@MSNBC


"I'm worried that if Republicans win in the midterm elections that voting in this country as we know it will be gone," Rep. Swalwell says. "This is not only the most important election, but if we don't get it right, it could be the last election."

PS you know Fang Fang pegged him, right? I mean, we're all on the same page re: the Pegging Question right?


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Julie Kelly's book was just released, just before the New Year.

What isn't being reported about January 6th, from Deb Heine:

Multiple Trump supporters appear to have died as a direct result of police brutality on January 6. Ashli Babbitt (35) was shot to death by Michael Byrd, a lieutenant with Capitol police, at near point-blank range just outside the Speaker’s Lobby at 2:43 p.m. on January 6.


Although her autopsy report indicated that Rosanne Boyland (34) died of a drug overdose, evidence suggests she was a victim of law enforcement’s brutal assault on Trump supporters trapped inside the lower west terrace tunnel at the Capitol building. Kevin Greeson (55) died of a heart attack after being repeatedly flash bombed and sprayed with chemical agents. A fourth Trump supporter, Benjamin Phillips (50) also died of a heart attack.

According to American Greatness reporter Julie Kelly, the Trump supporters didn't start fighting back until the they were attacked.


Police began attacking crowds of protesters peacefully assembled outside the Capitol building around 1:15 p.m. on January 6, shortly after President Trump finished his speech at the Ellipse. Capitol Police deployed tear gas and pepper balls into the crowd while D.C. Metro police threw flashbangs and sting balls filled with rubber bullets, which prompted many of the initial confrontations between police and protesters.

While the left prosecutes "the insurrectionists," they're finding a lot of cases to not prosecute.

Like, for example, real crimes. The just-sworn-in Manhattan DA instructed his deputy DAs to not seek prison time -- "carceral" sentences -- for even the most major of major crimes unless forced to by a specific directive of law.

Manhattan's new DA has ordered his prosecutors to stop seeking prison sentences for hordes of criminals and to downgrade felony charges in cases including armed robberies and drug dealing, according to a set of progressive policies made public Tuesday.

In his first memo to staff on Monday, Alvin Bragg said his office "will not seek a carceral sentence" except with homicides and a handful of other cases, including domestic violence felonies, some sex crimes and public corruption.

...

Assistant district attorneys must also now keep in mind the "impacts of incarceration," including whether it really does increase public safety, potential future barriers to convicts involving housing and employment, the financial cost of prison and the racial disparities over who gets time, Bragg instructed.

...

"The Office shall not seek a sentence of life without parole," the memo states.

Under state law, that punishment is reserved for the most heinous of murderers, including terrorists, serial killers, cop killers and fiends who kill children younger than 14 during in connection with sex crimes or torture.

So he's eliminated the stiffest punishment for the worst crimes, by personal fiat.

No matter how awful your crime, no matter how many children your r@pe and kill, you can only get 20 years or fewer in prison.


Bragg's memo also detailed the following instructions for prosecutors to reduce charges filed by cops in various cases:

Armed robbers who use guns or other deadly weapons to stick up stores and other businesses will be prosecuted only for petty larceny, a misdemeanor, provided no victims were seriously injured and there's no "genuine risk of physical harm" to anyone. Armed robbery, a class B felony, would typically be punishable by a maximum of 25 years in prison, while petty larceny subjects offenders to up to 364 days in jail and a $1,000 fine.

Convicted criminals caught with weapons other than guns will have those felony charges downgraded to misdemeanors unless they’re also charged with more serious offenses. Criminal possession of a weapon in the third degree, a class D felony, is punishable by up to 7 years behind bars.

But the left is super-serious about stopping gun crimes you guys.

Don't count on any help from new Mayor Eric Adams, who ran on a law-and-order campaign:

But Adams, a former NYPD captain who was elected on a law-and-order platform, added: "I have a lot of respect for DA Bragg, a former prosecutor. He has a real vision."

Adams also said he planned to meet soon with state and federal lawmakers "to get in the room and operate off the same playbook."

"We can have the justice we deserve with the public safety we need," he said.

Eric Adams also left De Blasio's covid mandates on the book.

So: Meet the new boss.

In more Manhattan DA dropping charges news, the Manhattan DA, get this, will not charge Andrew Cuomo for killing thousands of elderly nursing home residents by forcing covid positive patients into the nursing homes.

Just as a pay-off to his private-hospital donors, who did not want the expense or trouble or treating underinsured old covid-positive patients.

So they were forced into the nursing homes, to infect tens of thousands of criticially-vulnerable elderly people. The only group of people really at risk for dying of covid.

No charges.

Announced by this pro-criminal asshole Bragg.

Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg will not bring charges in connection with ex-Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s handling of nursing homes in early stages of the coronavirus pandemic, a lawyer for the ex-gov says https://t.co/3zaTgz6Q6c

-- New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) January 3, 2022

But he will continue exploring charges against The Real Killer, Trump:


New Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg is keeping on two senior lawyers who are deeply involved in the investigation of former president Donald Trump https://t.co/ElIZOKYjTJ

-- Bloomberg Politics (@bpolitics) January 3, 2022


The new Manhattan DA is excusing our former corrupt governor of several charges he was facing regarding nursing homes and sexual assault. There are still investigations underway with FBI, DOJ eastern district and AG but there's no doubt they’re making deals with the devil.

-- Janice Dean (@JaniceDean) January 4, 2022

Seems like a good time to drop the charges against the guards who were conveniently absent and who faked the guard duty records which allowed Epstein the alone time he needed to (checks note) "commit suicide."


A federal judge on Monday dropped charges against two prison guards who said they falsified records on the night Jeffrey Epstein died by suicide, AP reports.

The big picture: The two guards --Tova Noel and Michael Thomas -- fulfilled an agreement to cooperate with the Justice Department in exchange for avoiding jail time, prosecutors noted in a court document.

I'll bet they cooperated. Both before and after.


A 25th Democrat House member has announced her retirement.

In Florida, an Absolute Legend has gone around to cars with New York license plates telling the "Woke" to go home.

Palm Beach Police say the fliers were placed on cars with New York license plates over the weekend reading, "If you are one of those 'woke' people -- leave Florida. You will be happier elsewhere as will we," The Associated Press reported.


A DC area radio station is being investigated for... broadcasting paid Chinese Communist Party propaganda for years, and taking millions to do so.

And taking a PPP loan in the meantime.


The Small Business Administration’s watchdog has been asked to investigate after a Virginia radio company that was paid millions of dollars to broadcast Chinese Communist Party propaganda received more than $100,000 through the Paycheck Protection Program.

Potomac Radio Group, which registered this month under the Foreign Agents Registration Act for its work for Chinese state-run China Global Television Network, received a loan for $106,228 through the SBA in April 2020, with the loan forgiven by the U.S. government eight months later. A source familiar with the matter told the Washington Examiner that SBA has had fraud experts undertake a post-forgiveness review of the loan and has also referred the controversy to the SBA inspector general to investigate.

Potomac owns WCRW AM 1190, which is heard in Virginia, Maryland, and Washington, D.C. The company admitted it has been paid close to $4.4 million by CGTN and CCP-affiliated China Radio International throughout 2019, 2020, and 2021.

Amazingly, a "journalist" actually asked Jen Psaki why Biden isn't more focused on scolding the unvaccinated.

That's like asking Bill Kristol why he isn't more focused on posting up his fat squad ass right by the doors where the servers come out carrying the fresh hors d'oeuvres.

And speaking of disgustingly fat NeverTrumpers who are also lazy and spend all their time on Twitter and taking money from Democrats:

Jonah Goldberg embarrassed himself, as usual, yesterday, by demanding that non-Governor Glenn Youngkin do something about the snow-snarls on I-95.

When he was told that Youngkin would not be sworn in until January 15-- something he could have googled in two seconds, but he needed that two seconds to count Democrat donor money -- he just made a lame joke and slinked away.

And deleted his tweet.

What he did not do, however, was then criticize the actual, current governor of Virginia for not fixing the I-95 situation that so bothered his fat ass.

Ralph Northam, of course, is a Democrat. When he found out that Northam was still the governor, Soyberg's interest in Virginia traffic hold-ups suddenly just vanished.

Why, it was almost as if Jonah wasn't really bothered by the I-95 snow-snarl as he was delighted by the chance to do a little Client Servicing and score a point against a Republican.

Now Jonah's complaining about people dunking on him over this.

Yeah that's fine. But the dunking is stupid. I like Youngkin. Thought he' been sworn in already, and given that context the tweet was 100% right. People who want to read my tweet as some lib attack on him are either ignorant or deliberately acting in bad faith.

-- Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) January 4, 2022

Jonah, try to do a little more work than none at all.

You can't skate on doing no work while being "the funny conservative" when you're neither funny nor conservative.

That's me. I'm the one who skates on doing no work while being the funny conservative.

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM




Comments

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1 Meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (W2Pud)

2 Meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (W2Pud)

3 So. Much. Content.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (1kZuj)

4 Bold content

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (TNyrE)

5 Charles Schumer continues impotently promising...

Karen finds that appealing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (IUd0M)

6 BOLD!

Posted by: Dad of Six at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (kSZfR)

7 willowed/OT:

Funny story. Our house is under contract. The buyers are an engaged couple.

Apparently they just sent out invitations using their *future* address (still our current address) as the return.

Some of their invitations are now showing up in our mailbox return to sender. Including one sent to Nicholas Cage.

I looked it up the address and apparently it's a known one for fan mail, or was anyway. So I don't think they actually know him, but gotta give props for swinging for the fences.

And I'm now betting that celebrities probably get tons of rando wedding invitations, not something I had contemplated before.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (9PjK4)

8 I guess Ted Cruz's psycho wife and daughter made him go the ghey.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (GYllL)

9 Getting my comment in before I try to read this long content.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (z5Vrg)

10 Jeez, all the content...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:03 PM (V6f9+)

11 Jackknifed Jonah Landwhale

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 05, 2022 06:03 PM (TNyrE)

12 That's is some yuge, luxurious content.

Posted by: Dawn at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (WmGrA)

13 PS you know Fang Fang pegged him, right? I mean, we're all on the same page re: the Pegging Question right?

Never before has a thought about the status of Rep. Swalwell's sphincter entered my mind. I'm a bit sad that this streak has been broken.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (IUd0M)

14 Sorry NYC, I have no fucks to give. You did it to yourselves.

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (gmo/4)

15 >>>9 Getting my comment in before I try to read this long content.


oooh, getting in a comment before you read the content is TIGHT!

Posted by: Commenting Guy at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (0G13K)

16 >>"I'm worried that if Republicans win in the midterm elections that voting in this country as we know it will be gone," Rep. Swalwell says. "This is not only the most important election, but if we don't get it right, it could be the last election."

Isn't it amazing how easily they've segued from 24x7 covid fear porn into 24x7 "OUR DEMOCRACY(tm) is in danger!" fear porn?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (URNdm)

17 Democrats don't like losing. But they want to repurpose losses so that their base feels that they were robbed at the last second, cause of bad, bad people.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:05 PM (XHhHI)

18 8 I guess Ted Cruz's psycho wife and daughter made him go the ghey.


BINGO!

all the "elites" - all of em - are married to or have kids who are either Woke or Karenish or both.

watch Succession! lol it's actually pretty on target with a lot of things. sad to say.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 06:05 PM (j9HX3)

19
"I'm worried that if Republicans win in the midterm elections that voting in this country as we know it will be gone, because only the living will be able to vote and people will have to show ID to vote and you won't be able to vote multiple time and you won't have the juice that will entice Chinese Whores to Sleep with you!" Rep. Swalwell says.


Might have embellished a little.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:06 PM (iDdon)

20 I don't recognize America anymore

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 06:06 PM (TdaKq)

21 I hate watching Biden talking but honestly I think that potato really believes what he's saying. he's not lying. he's just completely out of it and the little kids surrounding him have convinced him that that's true (and they may in fact believe it themselves btw).

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 06:06 PM (j9HX3)

22 "Quick Hits" is right.

After reading this I feel like a punching bag.

Posted by: creeper--PUREBLOOD at January 05, 2022 06:06 PM (cTCuP)

23 What's with you radicals that you can't get peacefully pushed down a flight of concrete stairs!!

Posted by: Kapitol Kops at January 05, 2022 06:06 PM (XHhHI)

24 Tim Kaine stuck on I 95 is a heartwarming story.

Be so much better if that creepy clown fucker diesd of exposure, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:06 PM (Q8622)

25 Keep on skating, Ace, keep on skating...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:06 PM (V6f9+)

26 ( checking) Yep didn't forget wishing Sundowner would have a stroke today.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 06:07 PM (2JoB8)

27 PS you know Fang Fang pegged him, right? I mean, we're all on the same page re: the Pegging Question right?

****

Let's just say I'm pretty sure he's paid off several hundred miles of 19th century railroad work out west.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:07 PM (W3VUu)

28 Jewells, Dip your top half in calamine lotion and let it air dry. Yes, you'll look like a bottle of Maker's Mark Kentucky Bourbon. Take and post pics!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 06:08 PM (4I/2K)

29 No matter how awful your crime, no matter how many children your r@pe and kill, you can only get 20 years or fewer in prison.
---
Taking selfies on Capitol Grounds is a SHOOTING OFFENSE!!

Posted by: Lindsay Shaham at January 05, 2022 06:08 PM (XHhHI)

30 This continues to be a pandemic of free men. There is no excuse for anyone to be free, any longer.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 05, 2022 06:08 PM (QYPq3)

31 Jonah: "...bad faith..."

Ok, everyone do a shot.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:08 PM (W3VUu)

32 I'm worried that if Republicans win in the midterm elections that voting in this country as we know it will be gone, Rep. Swalwell says.


That's right buddy; Pubbies might get it up enough to return the US to mostly honest elections.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 06:09 PM (Rv9gF)

33 Republicans always get violent when Democrats are in election trouble.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 06:09 PM (EAff4)

34 Jonah, try to do a little more work than none at all.

You can't skate on doing no work while being "the funny conservative" when you're neither funny nor conservative.

That's me. I'm the one who skates on doing no work while being the funny conservative.

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM

And just like the jokes, Jonah wants to steal that too.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 06:09 PM (z5Vrg)

35 WHICH WAY TO AMERICA (Live)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jIDwHuPFWs

Posted by: LIVING COLOUR at January 05, 2022 06:09 PM (Q8622)

36 Brandon's green screen background needs to show a dog pissing onto that pristine snow covered shrubbery.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 05, 2022 06:09 PM (TNyrE)

37
What he did not do, however, was then criticize the actual, current governor of Virginia for not fixing the I-95 situation that so bothered his fat ass.

Ralph Northam, of course, is a Democrat. When he found out that Northam was still the governor, Soyberg's interest in Virginia traffic hold-ups suddenly just vanished.

Why, it was almost as if Jonah wasn't really bothered by the I-95 snow-snarl as he was delighted by the chance to do a little Client Servicing and score a point against a Republican.


Well said.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:10 PM (1oE4e)

38 "Although her autopsy report indicated that Rosanne Boyland (34) died of a drug overdose..."

Wasn't she drug, er, dragged, away from Trumper's help after getting beaten and sprayed by Capitol Police/IC Goons? So, yeah, "drug" overdose is pretty definitive.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 06:10 PM (aXxgO)

39 I hate watching Biden talking but honestly I think that potato really believes what he's saying. he's not lying. he's just completely out of it and the little kids surrounding him have convinced him that that's true (and they may in fact believe it themselves btw).
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 06:06 PM (j9HX3)
---
I swear that everybody you see from that administration is not the guy doing the actual job.

Except maybe Blinkin, because I can't imagine a behind-the-scenes-"expert" screwing up worse.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:10 PM (XHhHI)

40 >>> not seek prison time -- "carceral" sentences -- for even the most major of major crimes unless forced to by a specific directive of law.

Mandatory minimums were all the rage, until they weren't. Now the left creates the perfect storm for a resurgence.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 06:11 PM (SH2Zi)

41 Jonahs reply doesn't make any sense.

People who are dunking on me for dunking and falling on my fat face are acting in bad faith.

Really? I think the fentanyl epidemic is hitting hard.

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 06:11 PM (mbFEM)

42 I hate watching Biden talking but honestly I think that potato really believes what he's saying. he's not lying. he's just completely out of it and the little kids surrounding him have convinced him that that's true (and they may in fact believe it themselves btw).
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 06:06 PM (j9HX3)

He believes it. In the same way a parrot believes that polly wants a cracker. Brawwwk.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 06:11 PM (EAff4)

43 >>Jonah, try to do a little more work than none at all

It really is amazing that National Review hasn't snapped this Rara Avis up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:11 PM (iDdon)

44 Thought he' been sworn in already, and given that context the tweet was 100% right.

Someone doesn't understand what "100% right" means.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 06:11 PM (QU5/8)

45 Do I need to know the definition of "pegged"? Do I even want to?

Posted by: creeper--PUREBLOOD at January 05, 2022 06:11 PM (cTCuP)

46 Yes, you'll look like a bottle of Maker's Mark Kentucky Bourbon. Take and post pics!

lol.. I think I'm good. Pretty sure it's hives. Been a stressful day. I'm laying cold compress on it.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 06:12 PM (nxdel)

47 >>I guess Ted Cruz's psycho wife and daughter made him go the ghey.


Some journo stalked his underage daughter online and has used her opinions to shame him, like they did with Lellyanne Conway's kid?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:12 PM (URNdm)

48 I know Jonah was let go from the magazine but I'm wondering if he's still picking up a couple hundred grand a year from National Review Institute still. I mean I wouldn't be surprised. His entire adult life has been income streams for doing a little more than turning oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:12 PM (W3VUu)

49
btw, Fake former Republican fraud Max Boot is having the best day of his sad life: he got a blue-blue checkmark on twitter to tweet "Max Boot is right."

It took years of bootlicking and lying, but Max Boot finally got his due -- a nod from a fake "influential" Democrat scumbag with lots of fake twitter "followers."

(it was joe lockhart, btw, who is one of the biggest liars on twitter)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:12 PM (1oE4e)

50 But ace isn't crime way down in NYC? I mean, they can take it easy for a while and things will still be fine, right?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 06:13 PM (OTzUX)

51 Since I can't be bothered to look, did Jonah apologize to the governor-elect or just back peddle and accuse others of bad faith?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:13 PM (URNdm)

52 Do I need to know the definition of "pegged"? Do I even want to?
Posted by: creeper--PUREBLOOD at January 05, 2022 06:11 PM (cTCuP)

Oh creeper.......

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 06:13 PM (EAff4)

53 PS you know Fang Fang pegged him, right? I mean, we're all on the same page re: the Pegging Question right?

Pegging can enhance the sacred marital bond between an apex alpha lushly bearded gigachad and his adoring hot younger obedient wife.

Posted by: Jack Murphy at January 05, 2022 06:13 PM (4I/2K)

54 >>Do I need to know the definition of "pegged"? Do I even want to?


You'll know it if you back into it.

Posted by: Jack Murphy's Sense of Shame at January 05, 2022 06:13 PM (Q8622)

55 From some article read weeks ago the autopsy report on Rosanne Boyland blamed a prescription she was taken but the article said she would have taken a month worth of the prescription.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 06:13 PM (2JoB8)

56 Oh No, the Grammy awards have been postponed due to WuFlu!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (63Dwl)

57 Here's what we have to know.

1. Adams won campaigning to be tougher on crime.
2. He's not tougher on crime.

Conclusion: A partial LOLGF to NYCers.

This will last as long as you put up with it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (XHhHI)

58 >>Do I need to know the definition of "pegged"? Do I even want to?


No. Do not google it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (URNdm)

59 "Manhattan's new DA has ordered his prosecutors to stop seeking prison sentences for hordes of criminals and to downgrade felony charges in cases including armed robberies and drug dealing, according to a set of progressive policies made public Tuesday."

Manhattan is about to go feral.

And legitimate means of self-defense are pretty much extinct.

Get the hell out of that pit if at all possible.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (aXxgO)

60 "I'm worried that if Republicans win in the midterm elections that voting in this country as we know it will be gone," Rep. Swalwell says. "This is not only the most important election, but if we don't get it right, it could be the last election."
--------------

And the what he means by "voting in this country as we know it will be gone" is that the pushback against Dem voting fraud will finally start.

Posted by: WisRich at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (G0vdT)

61 @45

>>o I need to know the definition of "pegged"? Do I even want to?

It's like docking but in reverse.

Now I will explain what a Lemon Party is.....

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (iDdon)

62 His entire adult life has been income streams for doing a little more than turning oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:12 PM (W3VUu)

Yeah. Penile oxygen.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (EAff4)

63 51 Since I can't be bothered to look, did Jonah apologize to the governor-elect or just back peddle and accuse others of bad faith?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:13 PM (URNdm)

The latter...

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (exHjb)

64 >>>Someone doesn't understand what "100% right" means.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 06:11 PM (QU5/

Look, he's at least giving 110%. Wait, no, he's EATING 110%.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (QYPq3)

65 They really are trying to make Escape from New York real.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (tsgnR)

66 Do I need to know the definition of "pegged"? Do I even want to?

STRAP ON! STRAP OFF! STRAP ON, STRAP OFF . . .

Posted by: THE STRAPPER at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (QU5/8)

67 51 Since I can't be bothered to look, did Jonah apologize to the governor-elect or just back peddle and accuse others of bad faith?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:13 PM (URNdm)


To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (mbFEM)

68 56 Oh No, the Grammy awards have been postponed due to WuFlu!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (63Dwl)

Good news... Hopefully the Oscars too

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (TdaKq)

69 56 Oh No, the Grammy awards have been postponed due to WuFlu!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (63Dwl)

Those farts aren't going to smell themselves you lazy bastards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (dNqv+)

70 Somebody better tell the Ted about the fibbies...lol
And sec Austin has the coof

Posted by: CN at January 05, 2022 06:15 PM (ONvIw)

71 But ace isn't crime way down in NYC? I mean, they can take it easy for a while and things will still be fine, right?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 06:13 PM (OTzUX)

of course crime is down in nyc! if the da doesnt prosecute, the cops wont arrest. if the cops dont arrest, the there is bupkis to count, so crime is down.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 06:15 PM (IJES/)

72 100... 110, whatever it takes

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 06:15 PM (dNqv+)

73 Do I need to know the definition of "pegged"?

****

You know that feeling you get every year around tax time?

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:15 PM (W3VUu)

74 I know it's far from being important in the grand scheme of things. But Australia again proving they're now full-on fascist... Novak Djokovic gets a medical exemption to avoid the jab and play in the Aussie Open... but when he shows up in country, they play bureaucratic games claiming he had the wrong kind of visa... and ultimately deported him after holding him at the airport for hours. The guy played at (and won) the Aussie Open last year without a vaccine.... but it's too dangerous this year. And the guy's had and recovered from covid.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2022 06:15 PM (pcsoT)

75 "Hey, guys. Keep your kids away from the unvaccinated.

But, you dads, showering with your preteen daughter is tight."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 05, 2022 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

76 They really are trying to make Escape from New York real.

They just need to drop the pants shitter in there.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 06:16 PM (nxdel)

77 That's me. I'm the one who skates on doing no work while being the funny conservative.

Jonah has to beat the man to be the man.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 06:16 PM (5We2S)

78 "Manhattan's new DA has ordered his prosecutors to stop seeking prison sentences for hordes of criminals and to downgrade felony charges in cases including armed robberies and drug dealing, according to a set of progressive policies made public Tuesday."

Manhattan is about to go feral.

And legitimate means of self-defense are pretty much extinct.

Get the hell out of that pit if at all possible.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (aXxgO)

How many years before Snake Plissken shows up?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 05, 2022 06:16 PM (VwHCD)

79 The sad part is that Jonah think's he is the story, not Youngkin, whom Jonah inaccurately besmirched.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 06:16 PM (QU5/8)

80
>>Do I need to know the definition of "pegged"? Do I even want to?

No. Do not google it.


Singer 'Meat Loaf' in the song with the lyrics, "I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that" pretty much gives the clue.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (dQvv7)

81
"The Office shall not seek a sentence of life without parole," the memo states, "except for Republicans and similar Neanderthals."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (/U27+)

82 Sec of Def Austin who is all up to date on his booster shoots has the WuFlu.

Just like Colin Powell was all boosted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (tsgnR)

83 >>>Why, it was almost as if Jonah wasn't really bothered by the I-95 snow-snarl as he was delighted by the chance to do a little Client Servicing and score a point against a Republican.

I don't care how cheap he is. His clients are getting ripped off.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (SH2Zi)

84 of course crime is down in nyc! if the da doesnt prosecute, the cops wont arrest. if the cops dont arrest, the there is bupkis to count, so crime is down.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 06:15 PM (IJES/)

Everything is fine. Nothing to see here folks.

Posted by: Frank Drebin at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (dNqv+)

85
1. Adams won campaigning to be tougher on crime.
2. He's not tougher on crime.


Well, when you redefine "crime"...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (63Dwl)

86 Look, he's at least giving 110%. Wait, no, he's EATING 110%.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (QYPq3)

that extra 10% is the reach around, or adjacent jerkoff

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (IJES/)

87 They really are trying to make Escape from New York real.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (tsgnR)
---
It's in parallel development with Escape from LA

Posted by: Governor Hair at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (XHhHI)

88 No. Do not google it.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (URNdm)

Well, if I can't get a decent definition out of Teh Horde I'm sure as hell not trusting Google.

I still have questions, given the anatomy, but they can remain unanswered.

Posted by: creeper--PUREBLOOD at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (cTCuP)

89 >>That's me. I'm the one who skates on doing no work while being the funny conservative.


Is this like... a Jeopardy Question?

Who is Erik Erikson? What do I win?

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (Q8622)

90 Charles Schumer continues impotently promising to schedule votes on repealing the filibuster, or making "limited carve-outs" to it, such as suspending it on... any vote the Democrats deem sufficiently important. Such as rigging the 2022 elections.

++++

He's not impotent in the slightest. Just you wait and see how he pulls this off with masculinity.

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (vlXMQ)

91 76 They really are trying to make Escape from New York real.

They just need to drop the pants shitter in there.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 06:16 PM (nxdel)

I just had an image of ace as Snake Plisken.

Posted by: Frank Drebin at January 05, 2022 06:18 PM (dNqv+)

92
Oh No, the Grammy awards have been postponed due to WuFlu!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (63Dwl)

__________

Drama queens and fag hags hardest hit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2022 06:18 PM (/U27+)

93 They just need to drop the pants shitter in there.

Snake Pliskin, "Kill me now, I ain't going in there for that guy."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:18 PM (tsgnR)

94 PS you know Fang Fang pegged him, right? I mean, we're all on the same page re: the Pegging Question right?

I just want to hear the son of a bitch deny it.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:18 PM (4uu+s)

95
Jeez, Jonah's even trying to poach Ace's *lifestyle* now. Except for the fasting part, of course... Jonah only does intermittent. His wife takes his fork and plate away when he has to go #2. Then retreats to her steel enclosure until he's done, in case he gets peckish on the commode.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 06:18 PM (hQ23g)

96 >>>given that context the tweet was 100% right

WTFF? "My being wrong makes my mistake 100% right." Well done, fatass.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 06:18 PM (SH2Zi)

97 >>I still have questions, given the anatomy, but they can remain unanswered.


HINT : Some anatomy can simulated and attached via webbing and velcro or buckles.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (Q8622)

98 86 Look, he's at least giving 110%. Wait, no, he's EATING 110%.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 05, 2022 06:14 PM (QYPq3)

that extra 10% is the reach around, or adjacent jerkoff
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (IJES/)

Or as the kids call it these days, a hotdog sandwich.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (z5Vrg)

99 I'm probably way behind the horde, but I saw somewhere today that the trannie "woman" on Jeopardy was held up at gunpoint in Oakland.

*tries to locate concerned face*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

100 74 I know it's far from being important in the grand scheme of things. But Australia again proving they're now full-on fascist... Novak Djokovic gets a medical exemption to avoid the jab and play in the Aussie Open... but when he shows up in country, they play bureaucratic games claiming he had the wrong kind of visa... and ultimately deported him after holding him at the airport for hours. The guy played at (and won) the Aussie Open last year without a vaccine.... but it's too dangerous this year. And the guy's had and recovered from covid.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2022 06:15 PM (pcsoT)

Thing is, he had no basis for the medical exemption, so I did feel for the players that couldn't get one from the tourney b/c they weren't #1 (watch the Brit players interview). I mean, he should have tried to go with no exemption to make a point or stayed home...but he tried to fraud the process with the help of the tourney docs and got caught.

For a #1 to refuse to go could have gotten changes made or the tourney postponed...but for him to try to fraud and slide in has now left it all a mess, and the fascists saying they are fair to everyone...which is a lose/lose for us...

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (exHjb)

101 >>That's me. I'm the one who skates on doing no work while being the funny conservative.

He's taken so much, now he wants your essence.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)

102 I saw a quote attributed to Manchin about the filibuster something about if you have carveouts you are going to have to eat the whole turkey.

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (mbFEM)

103 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2022 06:15 PM (pcsoT)

That will not sit well.

Djokovic is much beloved in Australia.

9 time champ.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (5We2S)

104 I'm workshopping Escape from Any Blue City

Posted by: Alternative World John Carpenter at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (XHhHI)

105 PS you know Fang Fang pegged him, right? I mean, we're all on the same page re: the Pegging Question right?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otFXRij5XHQ

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (Rv9gF)

106 HINT : Some anatomy can simulated and attached via webbing and velcro or buckles.

But why would anyone want a buckle-on vulva?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (QU5/8)

107 >>He's taken so much, now he wants your essence.


...all over his wife.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (Q8622)

108 >> I'm probably way behind the horde, but I saw somewhere today that the trannie "woman" on Jeopardy was held up at gunpoint in Oakland.


Good thing that didn't happen in NYC.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (URNdm)

109 Singer 'Meat Loaf' in the song with the lyrics, "I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that" pretty much gives the clue.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (dQvv7)

This is a twofer...good (free) advice and a reminder it's been too long since I listened to Meat Loaf. Thanks.

Posted by: creeper--PUREBLOOD at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (cTCuP)

110 PS you know Fang Fang pegged him, right? I mean, we're all on the same page re: the Pegging Question right?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otFXRij5XHQ

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (Rv9gF)

---------------

Not in a million years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

111 This "two systems of justice" bullshit is especially irritating. Durham is another example; while Merrick Garland prosecutes everyone he find, Durham has prosecuted no one. Not a single person has been tried. Even his one serious indictment is silently sinking beneath the waves of DC corruption.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (4uu+s)

112 Berserker-Dragonheads Division: "How many years before Snake Plissken shows up?"

I think he retired to Florida. He seeks no escape now.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (aXxgO)

113 But why would anyone want a buckle-on vulva?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (QU5/

Better than an adobe vagina.

Or wicker.

Posted by: Frank Drebin at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (dNqv+)

114 >>That's me. I'm the one who skates on doing no work while being the funny conservative.

He's taken so much, now he wants your essence.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm beginning to think he has a Ewok costume at home and LARPs around all day as Ace while not doing what he's paid to do.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (SH2Zi)

115 Swallowswell wants to star in a remake of The Crying Game with Fang Fang?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:21 PM (tsgnR)

116 It's clear that Glenn Youngkin is the future governor. Therefore, he controls the future.

Thus, he did not create the Wayback machine to fix I-95.
[]

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:21 PM (XHhHI)

117 HINT : Some anatomy can simulated and attached via webbing and velcro or buckles.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (Q8622)

FFS did this really need the via and the thereafter?

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 06:21 PM (EAff4)

118 @56

>>Oh No, the Grammy awards have been postponed due to WuFlu!

Welp, Looks like Obama won't get another spoken word Grammy for talking about himself.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:21 PM (iDdon)

119 107 >>He's taken so much, now he wants your essence.


...all over his wife.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (Q8622)

I am pretty sure she is covered in hobo musk already.

Posted by: Frank Drebin at January 05, 2022 06:21 PM (dNqv+)

120 For a #1 to refuse to go could have gotten changes made or the tourney postponed...but for him to try to fraud and slide in has now left it all a mess, and the fascists saying they are fair to everyone...which is a lose/lose for us...
Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (exHjb)

Uh, I thought he got the exemption because he had already had the vids... said so... how is that FRAUD?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 06:21 PM (oHd/0)

121 I know they're gonna love it, Peg

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 05, 2022 06:22 PM (M+Lyo)

122 btw, Fake former Republican fraud Max Boot is having the best day of his sad life: he got a blue-blue checkmark on twitter to tweet "Max Boot is right."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:12 PM (1oE4e)

Did he take is gay fedora off his head so his masters could give him a pat on the head?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 06:22 PM (fs1hN)

123 But why would anyone want a buckle-on vulva?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


That's not what I was pondering, Pinky.

But now I am...

Posted by: Brain at January 05, 2022 06:22 PM (P1f+c)

124 114 >>That's me. I'm the one who skates on doing no work while being the funny conservative.

He's taken so much, now he wants your essence.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm beginning to think he has a Ewok costume at home and LARPs around all day as Ace while not doing what he's paid to do.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (SH2Zi)

Y'know, if ace had real fangirls there'd be ace x Jonah slashfic.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 06:22 PM (z5Vrg)

125 /Off police squad sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 06:22 PM (dNqv+)

126 Eric Adams also left De Blasio's covid mandates on the book.

So: Meet the new boss.


It appears that political forces Adams cannot ignore told him about 10 days ago that he'd better "get his mind right," or else.

Posted by: Gref at January 05, 2022 06:22 PM (AMIL/)

127 Biden's presidency is such a fraud, even his fake window with the snowing scene of the Rose Garden is fake.
Hannity mocked him last night by putting himself in front of the same scene.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2022 06:22 PM (NpAcC)

128 Is Emmanuel Macron the Trudeau of France or is Justin Trudeau the Macron of Canada?

The mind boggles.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (aoFfE)

129 Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm beginning to think he has a Ewok costume at home and LARPs around all day as Ace while not doing what he's paid to do.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (SH2Zi)

So, yer sayin hez a Furry?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (oHd/0)

130 @111

>>This "two systems of justice" bullshit is especially irritating. Durham is another example; while Merrick Garland prosecutes everyone he find, Durham has prosecuted no one.

These things take time, 2035 is going to be LITAF!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (iDdon)

131
Jon Stewart is a fuckingloser.

I have always hated jon stewart. He's always been a phony piece of shit.

His latest fecal excrement is "calling out" JK Rowling's (another fuckingloser) goblins in Harry Potter as "anti semitic."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (1oE4e)

132 128 Is Emmanuel Macron the Trudeau of France or is Justin Trudeau the Macron of Canada?

The mind boggles.
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (aoFfE)

Ever hear the phrase 'brother from another Mother'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (oHd/0)

133 Not a single person has been tried. Even his one serious indictment is silently sinking beneath the waves of DC corruption.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (4uu+s)


Au contraire mon fraire! He got History's greatest monster Clinesmith to plead, and he got a total hand slap and loss of law license, but it's been restored and Clinesmith gets money to teach legal ethics or something now.

Now those are results!

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (mbFEM)

134 100 Nova local - I have a different view. Yeah, maybe a better stance would've been for him to say I'm not playing Australia until they tone down the fascism. But I give him credit for declining the jab and being steadfast in his stance... Hey, they offered medical exemptions and he was granted one. But then a whole different set of people (Aussie feds) saw some public backlash and found a sneaky, bureaucratic way to deport him. As a long-time tennis fan I've never really liked Djokovic (something about him rubs me the wrong way).... but I think I'm a bit of a fan now.... I wish he would've been allowed in; there's no doubt in my mind he'd have thrashed everyone and won the title. Now whoever else wins their title will be tainted (no doubt).

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (pcsoT)

135 It will be fun watching Manhattan become DA Bragg's killing floor. Maybe the shanking of some local Karens will change his mind.

But, this is what they voted for.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (E7vND)

136 Armed robbers who use guns or other deadly weapons to stick up stores and other businesses will be prosecuted only for petty larceny, a misdemeanor, provided no victims were seriously injured

In other words

ELIMINATE THE KULAKS

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (Rv9gF)

137 Tell Schumer to stick it up his ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2022 06:24 PM (R/m4+)

138 I loved the Pinky and the Brain gag.

'The same thing we do every night...'

"Wot? Try to figure out why someone would want a strap on Vulva, Brain?"

'No, you idiot!'

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:24 PM (Q8622)

139 But why would anyone want a buckle-on vulva?

****

Somewhere in America, Lindsey Graham just sat bolt upright.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:24 PM (W3VUu)

140 >>He's taken so much, now he wants your essence.
...all over his wife.

Speaking of which, didn't his wife write a book about Title IX?

You'd thinks she'd have a decent sequel based on how it's more recently been abused to support the Left's "campus rape epidemic" and transgenders in women's sports.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:24 PM (URNdm)

141 I know they're gonna love it, Peg
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 05, 2022 06:22 PM (M+Lyo)
---
Peg. It will come back to you.
Peg. It will come back to you.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:24 PM (XHhHI)

142 Kevin Greeson (55) died of a heart attack after being repeatedly flash bombed and sprayed with chemical agents. A fourth Trump supporter, Benjamin Phillips (50) also died of a heart attack.


Those fat white Trump supporters and their affinity for greasy fried fast foods.

Posted by: Joy Reid at January 05, 2022 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

143 Meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (W2Pud)


Rumor has it this is in the top five suggestions for the initial greeting of Human and UFO first contact.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 06:24 PM (axyOa)

144 This "two systems of justice" bullshit is especially irritating. Durham is another example; while Merrick Garland prosecutes everyone he find, Durham has prosecuted no one.

These things take time, 2035 is going to be LITAF!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (iDdon)

Yeah, still waiting on 'the plan'... you know, the one that Barr, that upstanding guy, put in place?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 06:24 PM (oHd/0)

145 120 For a #1 to refuse to go could have gotten changes made or the tourney postponed...but for him to try to fraud and slide in has now left it all a mess, and the fascists saying they are fair to everyone...which is a lose/lose for us...
Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:19 PM (exHjb)

Uh, I thought he got the exemption because he had already had the vids... said so... how is that FRAUD?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 06:21 PM (oHd/0)

B/c the rules said it had to be in the last 6 months (and he had it in 2020) - HE could have spotlighted that stupid rule, again, and took a stand. Instead, I think he faked medical records or just quietly got the tourney to ignore them...and every player knew it...

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (exHjb)

146 35 WHICH WAY TO AMERICA (Live)

=====

I've seen LC four times -- they've crushed this every single time.

Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (vted1)

147 Jon Stewart is a fuckingloser.

I have always hated jon stewart. He's always been a phony piece of shit.

His latest fecal excrement is "calling out" JK Rowling's (another fuckingloser) goblins in Harry Potter as "anti semitic."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (1oE4e)

Totally agree. All of the shit he has misrepresented and flat lied about and he is wining about this ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (M+Lyo)

148 Snake Plissken is on the shuffleboard court with a Mai Tai in his hand.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (HMrx6)

149 136 Armed robbers who use guns or other deadly weapons to stick up stores and other businesses will be prosecuted only for petty larceny, a misdemeanor, provided no victims were seriously injured

In other words

ELIMINATE THE KULAKS

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (Rv9gF)

No, this will bring back the mob.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (dNqv+)

150 Brain, "Don't make me hurt you Pinky."

Pinky, "Oh I could be a fabulous Senator! Narf!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (tsgnR)

151 I not only pegged Swallowell, I made him lick it clean afterwards. He really gets off on that

Posted by: Fang Fang at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (UGKMd)

152 Square Peg, Square Peg, Square. Peg!

Ah, a more innocent time. Before I knew about anal and strapons.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (V6f9+)

153 I like how "public corruption" is listed as one of the potential serious crimes that they *might* prosecute going forward. At this point, given what we know about the Elites, why even bother? We already know that there is NO crime for which the Elites will actually be prosecuted. The only punishment is resignation followed by a lucrative book or television deal.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (K5n5d)

154 You could make a lot of money in NY as a criminal since looting will not be prosecuted.
The AG said spending 3 days in jail is a hardship on families and his decision will be based on race.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (NpAcC)

155 I have always hated jon stewart. He's always been a phony piece of shit.

His latest fecal excrement is "calling out" JK Rowling's (another fuckingloser) goblins in Harry Potter as "anti semitic."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (1oE4e)
---
LOL. And just when Jo thought she had crumpled enough on the gender thing.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (XHhHI)

156
Every minute of every day is a race for the best Hot Take -- who can say the "edgiest" comment/diatribe on the internet.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:26 PM (1oE4e)

157 109 Singer 'Meat Loaf' in the song with the lyrics, "I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that" pretty much gives the clue.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 06:17 PM (dQvv7)

So that's what Meatloaf meant! Makes sense.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (fs1hN)

158 >>I've seen LC four times -- they've crushed this every single time.


Nice. I was a huge fan from their first few shows at CBGB until I moved out West for good in 95.

So many incredible shows. Saw them with SRV and with John Cougar Mellencamp (at Queen Latifah's first NYC gig!) at Black Rock Coalition Fundraisers.

I miss Muzz.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (Q8622)

159 Every minute of every day is a race for the best Hot Take -- who can say the "edgiest" comment/diatribe on the internet.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:26 PM (1oE4e)

Damn. That is kind of a harsh mirror.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (dNqv+)

160 >>His latest fecal excrement is "calling out" JK Rowling's (another fuckingloser) goblins in Harry Potter as "anti semitic."



Um. . . why now, when the books have been out for years and they're celebrating the 20th anniversary of the 1st movie?

It's almost as if he was not brave enough to say this when she was beloved by all, but now that the transgenders are targeting her, he's happy to throw stones at her while hiding behind trans activists' skirts.

SO BRAVE!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (URNdm)

161 The anti-gun party doesn't mind you sticking a gun in people's faces now.

You couldn't make it up. And if you did no one would believe you.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (EAff4)

162 I continue to hold onto my theory that Swalwell is so incompetent that he gave Fangfang what she wanted first, and then she ghosted him without providing anything in return.

That theory saves on the brain bleach.

Posted by: junior at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (C/kdl)

163 154 You could make a lot of money in NY as a criminal since looting will not be prosecuted.
The AG said spending 3 days in jail is a hardship on families and his decision will be based on race.


***


Broke: Using 1984 as an instruction manual

Woke: using The Turner Diaries as an instruction manual

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (W3VUu)

164
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (DUIap)

165 @144

>>Yeah, still waiting on 'the plan'... you know, the one that Barr, that upstanding guy, put in place?

Durham is out there, watching, waiting, probing, planning, ready to pounce...

Like a retarded cat who misses the ledge and falls down behind the couch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (iDdon)

166 C'mon, bank goblins as a stand-in for Jews. That's just ridiculous.

Posted by: Quark at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (QU5/8)

167
Every minute of every day is a race for the best Hot Take -- who can say the "edgiest" comment/diatribe on the internet.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:26 PM (1oE4e)
---
This is the story of Twitter and the Endorphin switch.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (XHhHI)

168 Meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (W2Pud)

is that a synecdoche ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (M+Lyo)

169
Cool.

1966 GI Joe TV ad:

https://youtu.be/a9UyF8B9OAc?t=8

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (1oE4e)

170 "Voting in this country as we know it will be gone."

God I hope so. It seems like too much to hope that my vote will only be counted alongside other legally cast ballots, and not "whatever Stacy Abrams needs to secure her re-election."

Posted by: Anotheranon at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (8Ze5j)

171 The only Goblin in this piece is Jonah

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (tsgnR)

172 In Other News:
Man, 75, dies after falling 100 feet from viewing platform into Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.

Posted by: wth at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

173 Every minute of every day is a race for the best Hot Take -- who can say the "edgiest" comment/diatribe on the internet.


Naaa. That's just busy work for the losers who never get a FIRST!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (axyOa)

174 You know who else was Pegged?

Posted by: Al Bundy at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (a3Q+t)

175 His latest fecal excrement is "calling out" JK Rowling's (another fuckingloser) goblins in Harry Potter as "anti semitic."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (1oE4e)



What was his reasoning?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (5We2S)

176 I'm beginning to think he has a Ewok costume at home and LARPs around all day as Ace while not doing what he's paid to do.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder

So, yer sayin hez a Furry?
Posted by: Romeo13


I don't think Ewok costumes count as "furries". Ewoks are sentient.

I think that counts as ewokface. It's like blackface, but intergalactic.

Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (P1f+c)

177
"...a 10" Bazooka that really works!"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:29 PM (1oE4e)

178
This is a twofer...good (free) advice and a reminder it's been too long since I listened to Meat Loaf. Thanks.

Posted by: creeper--PUREBLOOD at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM[/i

You're welcome. I had an employee one time who set out to look exactly like Meat Loaf. To the point he actually freakin' looked exactly like Meat Loaf. I used to pick him up every morning at his jail for 'work release' because he apparently stabbed a gas station attendants at knifepoint and the economy was so tight that convicted felons were still employable to the desperate for a warm body only desperate to stab gas station attendants - which I was not - so why not? Last I heard of him 'he went somewhere and isn't coming back'.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 06:29 PM (dQvv7)

179 what is happening

Posted by: DB at January 05, 2022 06:29 PM (geLO8)

180 Thing is, he had no basis for the medical exemption, so I did feel for the players that couldn't get one from the tourney b/c they weren't #1 (watch the Brit players interview). I mean, he should have tried to go with no exemption to make a point or stayed home..
=============
The news stories I've read say Djokovic had permission, despite being clear up front he refused the vaccine, and the Aussies took so much Karen-flack they reneged. This, after he flew all the way to Melborne.

From what I saw, Andy Murray's silly brother was the only player of note making a big deal out of it because he is a Democrat-friendly Karen voter who nobody likes, including his own mother.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:29 PM (4uu+s)

181 Ewoks also think Stormtrooper makes fine Mongolian beef.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:29 PM (tsgnR)

182 What was his reasoning?

***

He has the IQ of a throw pillow.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:29 PM (W3VUu)

183 C'mon, bank goblins as a stand-in for Jews. That's just ridiculous.
Posted by: Quark at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (QU5/

"Yeah, everyone knows force powers don't work on us, only MONEY."

-Watto the totes not offensive flying space Jew

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:29 PM (V6f9+)

184 In Other News:
Man, 75, dies after falling 100 feet from viewing platform into Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)


Was his name Joe?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (AiZBA)

185 Naaa. That's just busy work for the losers who never get a FIRST!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM


Firsts are overrated.

Posted by: 2 First! at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

186 Hey Alton Jackson!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (nxdel)

187 I continue to hold onto my theory that Swalwell is so incompetent that he gave Fangfang what she wanted first, and then she ghosted him without providing anything in return.

That theory saves on the brain bleach.
Posted by: junior at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (C/kdl)
---
When you hear the details, FangFang basically set his campaign up. She introduced him to powerful donors....

Smellsquall is practically a Chicom-fascist op.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (XHhHI)

188
What was his reasoning?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


I don't know. The usual garbage about the "bad guys" representing the jews.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (1oE4e)

189 In Other News:
Man, 75, dies after falling 100 feet from viewing platform into Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

Was his name Joe?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (AiZBA)
---
Sounds like he lost.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (XHhHI)

190 >> what is happening


I'm not sure. But a quick perusal of the comments leads me to believe that Jonah Goldberg is getting pegged by his wife who imay or may not be covered up in Ewok DNA and the residue of better men.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (Q8622)

191 Naaa. That's just busy work for the losers who never get a FIRST!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM

Firsts are overrated.
Posted by: 2 First! at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

My First was a redhead...does that count?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (V6f9+)

192 169
Cool.

1966 GI Joe TV ad:

https://youtu.be/a9UyF8B9OAc?t=8
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:27 PM (1oE4e)

Let's see:
M-1 Garands. Nice.
.30 cal Browning(?)
M-16
Recoilless Rifle

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (dNqv+)

193 Will the unvaccinated get separate water fountains?

Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2022 06:31 PM (CYnTg)

194 In Other News:
Man, 75, dies after falling 100 feet from viewing platform into Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

Was his name Joe?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (AiZBA)
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I'm guessing it'll be classified as a comorbidity with COVID-19 and therefore it's now a COVID death....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 05, 2022 06:31 PM (K5n5d)

195 MSNBC
@MSNBC

"I'm worried that if Republicans win in the midterm elections that voting in this country as we know it will be gone," Rep. Swalwell says. "This is not only the most important election, but if we don't get it right, it could be the last election."
**********
The Dems playbook has always been to accuse the other side of what they are guilty of or planning to do. That's why they are so eager to pass the voting rights bill.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2022 06:31 PM (NpAcC)

196 128 Is Emmanuel Macron the Trudeau of France or is Justin Trudeau the Macron of Canada?

The mind boggles.
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (aoFfE)

J'sais pas, mais ils parlent comme des poufs et leur merdes sont tous attardé

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 06:31 PM (fs1hN)

197 Snake Plissken is on the shuffleboard court with a Mai Tai in his hand.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (HMrx6)

At Del Boca Vista Phase II.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 06:31 PM (4I/2K)

198 184 In Other News:
Man, 75, dies after falling 100 feet from viewing platform into Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

Was his name Joe?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (AiZBA)

Reports are Orange Soda was involved.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 06:31 PM (oHd/0)

199
Typical. A totally queer beta male condescending to people about pegging, as if he knows what it's like to be a brute, bearded specimen of male power. Pegging is the next-gen max-power phase of hypermasculine bro-ness, bro.

If you want to level up to Giga-Alpha Shlongmaster status, you need to get on the stick and buy my new book, "Liminal Order II: Taking It Up A Peg."

Posted by: Jack Murphy at January 05, 2022 06:31 PM (hQ23g)

200 Idiot UCLA "Egyptologist" Professor who decided to post a diatribe about Rittenhouse in her idiot book, and managed to falsely claim Rittenhouse shot two black men as part of that idiot diatribe, is trying to invoke "Republicans pounce" in her defense.

https://bit.ly/3n2yao2

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:32 PM (YYlyE)

201 *reviews today's massive Ace-is-on-fire content*

so, basically, SSDD ?

gotcha.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (JE6lG) at January 05, 2022 06:32 PM (/yGo0)

202 Firsts are overrated.
Posted by: 2 First! at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

My First was a redhead...does that count?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (V6f9+)


I'd say so. Most beautiful woman I ever met was a redhead.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 06:33 PM (axyOa)

203 > Liminal Order II: Taking It Up A Peg

*polite applause*

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:33 PM (YYlyE)

204 In Other News:
Man, 75, dies after falling 100 feet from viewing platform into Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

Was his name Joe?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV


Virginia!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2022 06:33 PM (zWpOF)

205 >>Man, 75, dies after falling 100 feet from viewing platform into Hawaii's Kilauea volcano. '


one would have to be exceedingly stupid/clumsy to manage this

Posted by: DB at January 05, 2022 06:33 PM (geLO8)

206 Wut?

How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:33 PM (tsgnR)

207
Volcano: 1-0
Joe: 0-1

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:33 PM (XHhHI)

208 If you want to level up to Giga-Alpha Shlongmaster status, you need to get on the stick and buy my new book, "Liminal Order II: Taking It Up A Peg."
Posted by: Jack Murphy at January 05, 2022 06:31 PM (hQ23g)

I saw Alpha GigaChad Shlongmasters open for THE Matts from Tinder at Rump Arena over the break.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 06:33 PM (dNqv+)

209 wth I think it has to be a virgin to work

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (2JoB8)

210 "Yeah, everyone knows force powers don't work on us, only MONEY."

-Watto the totes not offensive flying space Jew


omg yes Mark that was the one Jon Stewart has no cred if he doesn't go after Lucas first

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (j9HX3)

211 >>How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?


It's mostly a book about Denial.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (Q8622)

212 My First was a redhead...does that count?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (V6f9+)


I'd say so. Most beautiful woman I ever met was a redhead.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 06:33 PM (axyOa)

She wasn't THAT good, but mine had good hair and expertise

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (V6f9+)

213 How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:33 PM (tsgnR)
---
Industrial press?

Posted by: The Left at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (XHhHI)

214
Someone in the comments for the GI Joe tv ad mentioned GI Joe Mercury Capsules.

Wait, are you telling me GI Joe went to Space, too?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (1oE4e)

215 106 HINT : Some anatomy can simulated and attached via webbing and velcro or buckles.

But why would anyone want a buckle-on vulva?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 06:20 PM (QU5/


Hey, leave Mulva out of this.

Posted by: Jerry S. at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (DTX3h)

216 I wonder how they would deal with a white suburban guy carrying in NYC?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (Q9lwr)

217 Firsts are overrated.
Posted by: 2 First! at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

My First was a redhead...does that count?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (V6f9+)

How could you go on after her . . . with no soul?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (4I/2K)

218 nic realignment

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (/yGo0) at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (/yGo0)

219 It's me donna,

I stepped away and didn't see your comment until later.

Congratulations on 49 years! That is awesome!

Altho you got married quite young!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 06:35 PM (IDhUW)

220 What does it take to fall into a volcano exactly?

I mean, we've all whanged a toe on a table leg or something or tripped over a cord but a volcano?

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:35 PM (W3VUu)

221 209 wth I think it has to be a virgin to work


how does pegging count vis a vis virginity I wonder?

swallowell may in fact be a virgin

let's toss him in!

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 06:35 PM (j9HX3)

222
Taking It Up A Peg.

Lol and *snort*. Unfortunately I suppose half the audience in this thread has no idea why that's so damn funny.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 06:35 PM (dQvv7)

223 Instead, I think he faked medical records or just quietly got the tourney to ignore them...and every player knew it...
Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (exHjb)
============
So this is just, like, your opinion man. Your shit is clearly all retarded.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:35 PM (4uu+s)

224 buy my new book, "Liminal Order II: Taking It Up A Peg."
Posted by: Jack Murphy


Dyslexia struck. I think that was supposed to read "Taking a Peg Up It".

Posted by: Jack Murphy's editor at January 05, 2022 06:35 PM (P1f+c)

225 My First was a redhead...does that count?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (V6f9+)

How could you go on after her . . . with no soul?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (4I/2K)

You know Mark, right?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 06:35 PM (SH2Zi)

226 Congratulations on 49 years! That is awesome!

Altho you got married quite young!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 06:35 PM (IDhUW)

Thank you... Yes I was 10

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 06:36 PM (TdaKq)

227 220 What does it take to fall into a volcano exactly?

I mean, we've all whanged a toe on a table leg or something or tripped over a cord but a volcano?
Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:35 PM (W3VUu)

So, are you trying to say his 25 year old, stacked, blonde trophy wife pushed him?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 06:36 PM (dNqv+)

228 198 184 In Other News:
Man, 75, dies after falling 100 feet from viewing platform into Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

Was his name Joe?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 05, 2022 06:30 PM (AiZBA)

Reports are Orange Soda was involved.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 06:31 PM (oHd/0)
-

Must not have ordered the steamer trunk.

Posted by: WisRich at January 05, 2022 06:36 PM (G0vdT)

229 One of the things I liked best about 'Joe Vs The Volcano' was Meg Ryan playing three different women in the movie and making them all distinctive.

It's a good flick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:36 PM (V6f9+)

230 >> I wonder how they would deal with a white suburban guy carrying in NYC?


My old man had an NYC Coneal Carry Permit for Thur - Sun.

They actually tracked him down in Montana and tried to force him to return it. Threatened to try and have him arrested and extradited to NYC if he failed to comply.

That was a funny phone call to hear one side of.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:36 PM (Q8622)

231 > 1966 GI Joe TV ad

It's so bizarre to me that 1966 is 56 years ago. I was negative years old when that ad was aired and I still feel old as hell when I think about it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:37 PM (YYlyE)

232 "Hey pops- watch out for the volcano. Right in front of you."

Posted by: DB at January 05, 2022 06:37 PM (geLO8)

233 I haven't read the books, so I can't speak to how they are portrayed there.

But in the movies, the goblins are bankers that all stick together, they are paranoid, they control all the wealth, they are amoral (neither siding with Voldemort or Harry Potter, but just concerned with controlling the wealth of both), they keep a great dragon chained and trained to guard their money, and Harry is warned not to make any deals with them and when he does, they screw him over and leave him for dead.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 06:37 PM (5We2S)

234 In Other News:
Man, 75, dies after falling 100 feet from viewing platform into Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.

Posted by: wth at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

I'm coming home, Elizabeth!

Posted by: Fred Sanford at January 05, 2022 06:37 PM (4I/2K)

235 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2022 06:37 PM (TdMsT)

236 "
How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:33 PM (tsgnR) "

I was wondering the same thing.

I spoze it's the 21st century miracle we got instead of flying cars ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (/yGo0) at January 05, 2022 06:38 PM (/yGo0)

237 My First was a redhead...does that count?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

How could you go on after her . . . with no soul?

Posted by: Count de Monet

I'm oddly proud that I can totally attribute my downfall to gingers.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2022 06:38 PM (mD/uy)

238 How could you go on after her . . . with no soul?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (4I/2K)

You know Mark, right?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 06:35 PM (SH2Zi)

Also was not the wisest, horny young man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:38 PM (V6f9+)

239 How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?

****

Rittenhouse>police>Wisconsin>Earth>Africa>Egypt


See? Easy.

Oh, and you have to be out of your f****** mind too.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:38 PM (W3VUu)

240 Is Jonah the fat pimp who uses his dog with a dunce cap as his avatar?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 05, 2022 06:38 PM (r0ADi)

241
>>Man, 75, dies after falling 100 feet from viewing platform into Hawaii's Kilauea volcano. '

You do know this is Fake News and the police being nice and not saying the man committed suicide, right?



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (1oE4e)

242 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2022 06:37 PM (TdMsT)


Bakatcha {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (hOUT3)

243 How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?

It's just like the Hyksos invasion. It's uncanny.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (QU5/8)

244 How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?

Posted by: Anna Puma

In the olden days, an editor and a publisher would have put the kibosh on that BS.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (mD/uy)

245 Dems are putting the Show back in showtrials.

They want to broadcast the Greek Choir laments of the Jan-6 committee on primetime.

(Sad that Tammi probably would have beaten me to the topic).

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (XHhHI)

246 Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX)

247 If Julie Kelly's reporting is accurate. Someone should be collaborating. Where are these journalists who speak truth to power? Because I think she probably is reporting accurately and that means additional action is necessary.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (IDhUW)

248 How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?


You've got to cross state lines to get to Egypt.

Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (786Ro)

249 How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?


It's mostly a book about Denial.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (Q8622)


The black guys he didn't shoot said he did scare the crap out of them. They were toots-in-common.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (axyOa)

250 Jonah Goldberg: "Thought he' been sworn in already, and given that context the tweet was 100% right."

Ahahaha! If what I said had been right, I'd have been right! Boy are you all stupid and insincere!

Here, Goldberg. [*hands keys to Caterpillar*] You apparently need a bigger tool.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (aXxgO)

251 Bah humbug. This head cold isn't going away. I called off work tomorrow. I will probably have to get tested for ChiCom flue before I can come back. It's probably just a head cold. I'm prone to get those. I'll call around and see where I can get it done. I live in Karen Central (NoVA) so that may be difficult. Meanwhile, I found out my boss at work has been missing for 3 days. He lives down around Woodbridge, off of I95. Hopefully it's something simple like no power and not something serious like dead in a car in a traffic jam due to weather.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (sAmhv)

252 It's just like the Hyksos invasion. It's uncanny.

So Kyle with a chariot and recurve bow...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (tsgnR)

253 210 "Yeah, everyone knows force powers don't work on us, only MONEY."

-Watto the totes not offensive flying space Jew


omg yes Mark that was the one Jon Stewart has no cred if he doesn't go after Lucas first
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (j9HX3)

I think that's another case of people reading too much into things. There were several long nosed aliens in the original trilogy too, Max Rebo and the Kubaz spy for instance. The trunk for Watto came from concept art for Neimoidians done by a chinese guy. I don't think there's much association between Jews and junk trading or gambling either. Or Force immunity.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (z5Vrg)

254 Idiot UCLA "Egyptologist" Professor who decided to post a diatribe about Rittenhouse in her idiot book, and managed to falsely claim Rittenhouse shot two black men as part of that idiot diatribe, is trying to invoke "Republicans pounce" in her defense.

https://bit.ly/3n2yao2
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:32 PM (YYlyE)
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And, she now says, America is entirely misogynist for even correcting her mistakes! She wants a complete pass because her error was of enthusiasm in demonstrating her devotion to equality, diversity and inclusion among the Pharaohs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (4uu+s)

255 > How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?

Same way every idiot leftist makes every bugboo of theirs fit every situation. As an example of male dominated cis gender blah blah blah.

https://bit.ly/3n2KLI5

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (YYlyE)

256 The anti-gun party doesn't mind you sticking a gun in people's faces now.

No, they aren't "anti-gun". They just don't want you to have any, They love guns, they hate you. They don't have to hide it anymore, or so they believe.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (4kNoB)

257 233 I haven't read the books, so I can't speak to how they are portrayed there.

But in the movies, the goblins are bankers that all stick together, they are paranoid, they control all the wealth, they are amoral (neither siding with Voldemort or Harry Potter, but just concerned with controlling the wealth of both), they keep a great dragon chained and trained to guard their money, and Harry is warned not to make any deals with them and when he does, they screw him over and leave him for dead.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 06:37 PM (5We2S)
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Gal Gadot is Jewish. This doesn't describe her at all. Therefore, this can't be a jewish stereotype.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (fs1hN)

258 >>Wut? How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?

Never underestimate a Lefty academic's ability to turn anything into a diatribe about the patriarchy:

https://tinyurl.com/2p883jc3

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (URNdm)

259
jonah "if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle" goldberg

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 06:41 PM (1oE4e)

260 Jordan, perhaps all the info needed is "FL".

If'n you're looking to una** your current AO.

Even FL may be a short-lived refuge, but worth a shot.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 06:41 PM (OTzUX)

261 "The Evolution of Music", Spike Jones ->

featuring, the revolver, the leggy tap dancer, the shotgun, Jim Backus and Joseph Stalin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be7O9g2sphw

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 06:41 PM (Rv9gF)

262 216 I wonder how they would deal with a white suburban guy carrying in NYC?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (Q9lwr)


Likely loose 200 rds or so.

But the two or three that hit will get you.

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 06:41 PM (mbFEM)

263 Jonah Goldberg: "Thought he' been sworn in already, and given that context the tweet was 100% right."

Ahahaha! If what I said had been right, I'd have been right! Boy are you all stupid and insincere!
------------------

and I think we found the first winner of the new "Dan Rather Medal" for truth in journalism!

Posted by: Mary Mapes at January 05, 2022 06:42 PM (4uu+s)

264 I haven't read the books, so I can't speak to how they are portrayed there.

But in the movies, the goblins are bankers that all stick together, they are paranoid, they control all the wealth, they are amoral (neither siding with Voldemort or Harry Potter, but just concerned with controlling the wealth of both), they keep a great dragon chained and trained to guard their money...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 06:37 PM (5We2S)
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...and their goblins.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:42 PM (XHhHI)

265 David Muir, world's biggest pussy boy, is interviewing some capitol gumshoes about their "painful experiences" with his maximum concerned voice.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at January 05, 2022 06:42 PM (y7DUB)

266 They actually tracked him down in Montana and tried to force him to return it. Threatened to try and have him arrested and extradited to NYC if he failed to comply.
~~~
Wow! Long time fascists there.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 06:42 PM (IDhUW)

267 I wonder how they would deal with a white suburban guy carrying in NYC?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2022 06:34 PM (Q9lwr)

They would put him up on gun charges.

Ruin his life.

Posted by: TC at January 05, 2022 06:42 PM (/JJ3i)

268 223 Instead, I think he faked medical records or just quietly got the tourney to ignore them...and every player knew it...
Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:25 PM (exHjb)
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So this is just, like, your opinion man. Your shit is clearly all retarded.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:35 PM (4uu+s)

Ignoring the ad hominem, b/c this site is better than that...

Right, b/c no sports stars anywhere have faked any records this year.

I don't support Aussie's policies - they are ridiculous. But, he literally gave the Aussie gov the easy win to say "look, we treat you all equally" by denying a rich foreigner entry who wasn't following the dumb rules - the elites of Australia didn't even have to suffer.

Aren't we always saying "can't we get one corrupt uniparty scalp, just one?"

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:42 PM (exHjb)

269 Pandemic of the unvaccinated huh?

Then why is my double vaxed ass sitting at home this week with Covid ?

My symptoms are similar to a cold. I did get the infusion tho. Seems to have cleared me up greatly in about 2 days.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 05, 2022 06:42 PM (Dad7I)

270 Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX)

Knew some dudes who used to go surfing there back in the day.

Think they have an inlet for the boats too.

Go and be free.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2022 06:42 PM (R/m4+)

271 Even FL may be a short-lived refuge, but worth a shot.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 06:41 PM (OTzUX)


That's true.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:42 PM (Ez6QX)

272 >>>Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX)

You pronounce the "r" unlike Melbourne, VIC.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 05, 2022 06:43 PM (QYPq3)

273 >>And, she now says, America is entirely misogynist for even correcting her mistakes! She wants a complete pass because her error was of enthusiasm in demonstrating her devotion to equality, diversity and inclusion among the Pharaohs.


I don't think it was an error at all. Saying he killed two black men makes it the perfect "white supremacy" narrative, so she finessed the details, and they should factcheck the rest of her book to see what other details were fudged to fit her interpretation of Egyptian history. Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:43 PM (URNdm)

274 My oldest has his first girlfriend. 2+months now. She is a ginger...I think my son has already lost his soul at such a young age...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 06:43 PM (UUBmN)

275 Never before has a thought about the status of Rep. Swalwell's sphincter entered my mind. I'm a bit sad that this streak has been broken. Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (IUd0M)

Remember, he did cut a fart on live TV during an interview. Pretty sure the sphincter was involved there, too.

Posted by: Garth Brooks at January 05, 2022 06:44 PM (BMmaB)

276 Jonah Goldberg: "Thought he' been sworn in already, and given that context the tweet was 100% right."

Ahahaha! If what I said had been right, I'd have been right! Boy are you all stupid and insincere!
------------------

and I think we found the first winner of the new "Dan Rather Medal" for truth in journalism!
Posted by: Mary Mapes at January 05, 2022 06:42 PM (4uu+s)
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What's so pathetic is that the 1st was a fucking Saturday!

When, exactly did Jonah expect that they had time to swear him in??!!

What a fucking pathetic "save".

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:44 PM (XHhHI)

277 258 >>Wut? How do you squeeze Rittenhouse into a book on Egypt?

Never underestimate a Lefty academic's ability to turn anything into a diatribe about the patriarchy:


yeah, well, back when i was taking history of ancient philosophy in the '80s, we spent a whole class period on the evils of cruise missiles.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 05, 2022 06:44 PM (v3pYe)

278 >>My oldest has his first girlfriend. 2+months now. She is a ginger...I think my son has already lost his soul


Oh, it's gone. She has it pinned inside a Cigar Box.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:44 PM (Q8622)

279
You don't understand.

IF Kyle Rittenhouse DID shoot and kill two black gentlemen, she would've been 100% right in that context!!

You fucking dummies.

Posted by: Soothsayer Goldberg at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (1oE4e)

280 274 My oldest has his first girlfriend. 2+months now. She is a ginger...I think my son has already lost his soul at such a young age...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 06:43 PM (UUBmN)

They'll get you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (dNqv+)

281 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales: 'Man, 75, dies after falling 100 feet from viewing platform into Hawaii's Kilauea volcano.'

"You do know this is Fake News and the police being nice and not saying the man committed suicide, right?"


Maybe he wasn't committing suicide. Maybe he was trying to save the virgin and the plan... wasn't particularly well-conceived.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (aXxgO)

282 > You do know this is Fake News and the police being nice and not saying the man committed suicide, right?

Maybe. It's also remarkably common for these things to happen when some idiot ignores signs, climbs over barriers, etc so they can take a picture or get a better view or whatever.

Like that asshole the other day who climbed over several barriers to pet a tiger. The tiger munched him. Police killed the poor tiger who was just being a tiger.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (YYlyE)

283 Alvin Bragg said his office "will not seek a carceral sentence" except with homicides and a handful of other cases, including domestic violence felonies, some sex crimes and public corruption.


Oh. Public corruption. So when they contrive some crime to try one of the Trumps on, they will send him to sing sing with the most violent criminals.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (JRipD)

284 Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX)
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Great flats fishing in the area!

Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (0IeYL)

285 Posted by: Puddleglum at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (sAmhv)

Sorry puddleglum. Hope you're feeling better soon.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (IDhUW)

286 Ace: "That's me. I'm the one who skates on doing no work while being the funny conservative."

Wow. Goldberg tried to steal that from you, too?

Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (njExo)

287 Willowed from the previous thread, but we're after 100 . . . .

One reason college-educated white women are such a force in the Democrat Party is that teachers have the summer off to go to state and national conventions and do party volunteer work. You lose the teachers, you lose half of your volunteer pool.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (BMmaB)

288 My oldest has his first girlfriend. 2+months now. She is a ginger...I think my son has already lost his soul at such a young age...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 06:43 PM (UUBmN)


Maybe more than that!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (axyOa)

289 Biden's presidency is such a fraud, even his fake window with the snowing scene of the Rose Garden is fake.
Hannity mocked him last night by putting himself in front of the same scene.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2022 06:22 PM (NpAcC)

Was there ever an explanation for why he doesn't do those videos from the Oval?

Posted by: Mainah at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (GMgHL)

290 Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX)
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Are you OK with warm, sunny days? Beaches not to far away? Outdoor bars and restaurants strewn among golf courses? No income taxes? A governor who tells idiots to GFY? If that appeals to you, consider the move. If not, there is always New Jersey.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:46 PM (4uu+s)

291 And, she now says, America is entirely misogynist for even correcting her mistakes! She wants a complete pass because her error was of enthusiasm in demonstrating her devotion to equality, diversity and inclusion among the Pharaohs.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:43 PM (URNdm)
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* tilts head pondering whether this is better or worse than the argument that people who publically disagree with me are hard up and want to screw me...*

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:46 PM (XHhHI)

292 @276

>>When, exactly did Jonah expect that they had time to swear him in??!! What a fucking pathetic "save".

It really is a close competition between him and K. Williamson for the prize of being the biggest cucks of the CON-servative movement.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:46 PM (iDdon)

293
The Small Business Administration's watchdog has been asked to investigate after a Virginia radio company that was paid millions of dollars to broadcast Chinese Communist Party propaganda

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WTF? A Virgina "radio company?" They aren't worried about the city teeming with powerful Communist spies just down the road? They're being paid billions by Beijing to spout its propaganda.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 06:46 PM (hQ23g)

294 Ted Cruz is dead to me.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 05, 2022 06:46 PM (UNQS9)

295 Oh, it's gone. She has it pinned inside a Cigar Box.
Posted by: garrett

They really are Masters at Dutch Masters.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2022 06:47 PM (mD/uy)

296 You lose the teachers, you lose half of your volunteer pool.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (BMmaB)
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and the principal funding source for local campaigns.

"Break the Teachers Unions!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:47 PM (4uu+s)

297 Jordan, one of my brothers lived in Melbourne for a few years back in the 80's, it was a fun place.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 05, 2022 06:47 PM (a4EWo)

298 *burp*

Posted by: the volcano at January 05, 2022 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

299 269 Pandemic of the unvaccinated huh?

Then why is my double vaxed ass sitting at home this week with Covid ?


wouldn't've happened if you'd've gotten the booster. my word as a biden.

Posted by: Brandon on the Move at January 05, 2022 06:47 PM (v3pYe)

300 Maybe more than that!
Posted by: Diogenes
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****Sticks fingers into ears****
BLAH, blah, blah, blah....I can't hear you!!!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 06:47 PM (UUBmN)

301 It's important to write about equality, diversity, and inclusion when you're writing a book about a country whose main claim to fame any more exists solely because their rulers used to be buried in a tomb with half the mass of Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:47 PM (W3VUu)

302 Was there ever an explanation for why he doesn't do those videos from the Oval?

Posted by: Mainah at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (GMgHL)
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You think Ron Klain (or Valerie Jarret--or The One) wants him in his office?

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:47 PM (XHhHI)

303 >>Was there ever an explanation for why he doesn't do those videos from the Oval?


Here's my guess: get us used to him using a set so that he has the option of taped statements from sets from any other place he may be. Probably has a set in his Delaware home, at minimum.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:48 PM (URNdm)

304 Was there ever an explanation for why he doesn't do those videos from the Oval?
Posted by: Mainah

Too far away from the head.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2022 06:48 PM (mD/uy)

305 Maybe more than that!
Posted by: Diogenes
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****Sticks fingers into ears****
BLAH, blah, blah, blah....I can't hear you!!!!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 06:47 PM (UUBmN)


Snort!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 06:48 PM (axyOa)

306 Was there ever an explanation for why he doesn't do those videos from the Oval?

Posted by: Mainah
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He's not allowed into the actual oval office. maybe.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 06:49 PM (UUBmN)

307 The Small Business Administration's watchdog has been asked to investigate after a Virginia radio company that was paid millions of dollars to broadcast Chinese Communist Party propaganda
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Yeah, what about the Washington Post??

https://tinyurl.com/2jxr9ras

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:49 PM (4uu+s)

308 @269

>>My symptoms are similar to a cold. I did get the infusion tho. Seems to have cleared me up greatly in about 2 days.

But if you didn't get vaxxed you would probably be dead and become a reliable Democrat vote.

So, always look on the bright side of life.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:49 PM (fubZS)

309 Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX)
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I know you do not want to get it mixed up with Melbourne, Australia right now.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:49 PM (XHhHI)

310 >.Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.


birthplace of The Doors' Jim Morrison

Posted by: DB at January 05, 2022 06:50 PM (geLO8)

311 Was there ever an explanation for why he doesn't do those videos from the Oval?

Because it takes them days to clean the carpets out when does.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:50 PM (tsgnR)

312 Gal Gadot is Jewish. This doesn't describe her at all. Therefore, this can't be a jewish stereotype.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


A few days ago a pop culture site announced that she'd been cast as Cleopatra in a new movie.

Wanna guess what the most common response was to this aside from ''she not blaaaack"?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2022 06:50 PM (zWpOF)

313 Was there ever an explanation for why he doesn't do those videos from the Oval?
Posted by: Mainah at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (GMgHL)


Presidential videos taken in the White House become part of the official government records system, so a bit harder to edit and re-edit until he doesn't look like the incompetent buffoon he actually is!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 05, 2022 06:50 PM (hOUT3)

314 270 Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX)
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It's a city in a free state with good weather...if you have A/C.

Do you like to fish, swim, boat, tennis, golf, baseball, concerts?

How much of what you like is available on home turf vs FL?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 06:50 PM (Rv9gF)

315 By the gods Isis and Osiris, this bitch is toast once Kyle's lawyers get through with her.

Posted by: Pharoah Amenawomen at January 05, 2022 06:51 PM (mNhhD)

316 Nom de Blog yeah I think me too

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 06:51 PM (2JoB8)

317 > Was there ever an explanation for why he doesn't do those videos from the Oval?

My guess is it's just easier to get all the equipment in the right place and not having to move it all in and out for an event. You can also fit in more reporters that are more distanced.

It's fun to make fun of him for the fake set, but I'm thinking it's simply more practical.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:51 PM (YYlyE)

318 "He has a real vision."

I hope he also has a good vantage point to watch thousands more people leaving NYC.

I know many companies are starting to place their employees outside NYC. They wanted to bring staff back, but the Vax tyranny is chasing them away. We've had people say they quit if they were forced back into the NYC office. And they will. We've also had record quits.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 06:51 PM (ij5RJ)

319 Idiot UCLA "Egyptologist" Professor who decided to post a diatribe about Rittenhouse in her idiot book, and managed to falsely claim Rittenhouse shot two black men as part of that idiot diatribe, is trying to invoke "Republicans pounce" in her defense.

https://bit.ly/3n2yao2
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:32 PM
*************
That's because people are telling her she's about to be sued by Rittenhouse for lies and slander.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2022 06:51 PM (NpAcC)

320 People who want to read my tweet as some lib attack on him are either ignorant or deliberately acting in bad faith.
-- Jonah Goldberg



It's not bad faith to point at your lazy, wet-hotdog-bun-like ass and laugh, G-file.

Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2022 06:52 PM (786Ro)

321 Wanna guess what the most common response was to this aside from ''she not blaaaack"?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2022 06:50 PM (zWpOF)

Neither were the egyptians at the time?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 06:52 PM (dNqv+)

322 I'm seriously concerned that Jonah Goldberg, conservative thought leader, might start an insurrection at the local Krispy Kreme, with possibly no survivors.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 05, 2022 06:52 PM (oLumX)

323 245 Dems are putting the Show back in showtrials.

They want to broadcast the Greek Choir laments of the Jan-6 committee on primetime.

(Sad that Tammi probably would have beaten me to the topic).
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:39
~~~

I miss Tammi too.

Pick up the baton.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 06:52 PM (IDhUW)

324 314 270 Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX)

Be careful with making sure your salary can purchase the housing there - my sis sold this winter and got double her original purchase price from 2 years ago...

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:52 PM (exHjb)

325 Ted Cruz is dead to me.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 05, 2022 06:46 PM (UNQS9)

Ted Cruz is like every Republican - they suck up to the press and twitter people thinking somehow, some way, that's going to accrue to their benefit.

I have news for Cruz - If it suddenly became completely legal to shoot Cruz's face into next Wednesday, these same press people and twitter dementos he sucks up to would line up around the block for a week just for a chance to do so...

Posted by: Boswell at January 05, 2022 06:52 PM (5iUNf)

326 "Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX) "

It's a great area. That's one place I have been looking at.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 06:53 PM (ij5RJ)

327 A few days ago a pop culture site announced that she'd been cast as Cleopatra in a new movie.

Wanna guess what the most common response was to this aside from ''she not blaaaack"?


Were Macedonians black?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:53 PM (YYlyE)

328 Cleopatra was Greek anyway

Ptolemaic

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:53 PM (tsgnR)

329 313 Was there ever an explanation for why he doesn't do those videos from the Oval?
Posted by: Mainah at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (GMgHL)

Presidential videos taken in the White House become part of the official government records system, so a bit harder to edit and re-edit until he doesn't look like the incompetent buffoon he actually is!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
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It never ends.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 06:53 PM (Rv9gF)

330 Biden's not allowed in the real Oval Office because they're tired of steam cleaning the rugs, replacing chair upholstery and repainting.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 05, 2022 06:53 PM (mNhhD)

331 {{{Hrothgar}}}!

Good evening!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2022 06:53 PM (TdMsT)

332 Melbourne is Space Coast

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 06:54 PM (mbFEM)

333 Be careful with making sure your salary can purchase the housing there - my sis sold this winter and got double her original purchase price from 2 years ago...
Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:52 PM (exHjb)
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Yeah. We had our house up for sale in Michigan, with our eye on Florida. We watched house prices in Florida and watched ourselves steadily losing purchase power.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:54 PM (XHhHI)

334 290 Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL?

Kate Upton is from Melbourne, FL.

I doubt that helps any.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 06:54 PM (5We2S)

335 My current pet theory on why they don't do these things directly from the Oval Office is because if they do it off site they don't have to keep visitor logs that become a matter of official record.

Because personally I think this guy has more medical people around him than Secret Service.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:54 PM (W3VUu)

336 Threatened to try and have him arrested and extradited to NYC if he failed to comply.

That was a funny phone call to hear one side of.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 06:36 PM (Q8622)

I'll bet. NYC gun officials are pretty much the scummiest NYC people...officious, corrupt, ignorant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2022 06:54 PM (Q9lwr)

337 281 Maybe he wasn't committing suicide. Maybe he was trying to save the virgin and the plan... wasn't particularly well-conceived.

would've worked if we'd had more orange soda.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 05, 2022 06:54 PM (oY6Yp)

338 Presidential videos taken in the White House become part of the official government records system, so a bit harder to edit and re-edit until he doesn't look like the incompetent buffoon he actually is!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
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That's rather an interesting point.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:55 PM (XHhHI)

339 What did Ted do now?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 06:55 PM (OTzUX)

340 I know the govt is getting their 10% pfizer bonuses, but I honestly don't understand vaxxed people caring about the unvaxxed. Why would they care, do they not believe they are vaxxed even though they actually got the shot, and if they don't believe the vax works why do they think the unvaxxed should get vaxxed?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2022 06:55 PM (coYBh)

341 327 "A few days ago a pop culture site announced that she'd been cast as Cleopatra in a new movie.

Wanna guess what the most common response was to this aside from ''she not blaaaack"?"

Were Macedonians black?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:53 PM (YYlyE)

Even without the Greek dynasty part Egyptians aren't black anyways either. Have to get down to Nubia for that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 06:55 PM (z5Vrg)

342 Fasc-Aussie strikes again:

Novak Djokovic has visa canceled, denied entry to country ahead of Australian Open

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2022 06:55 PM (zWpOF)

343 This is why Mark Steyn has a frequent rant on our "dirty, rotten, filthy, corrupt justice system."

It's like Tim Burton's Batman "Gotham City" come to life as DA Bragg's NYC.

Posted by: JM in Florida at January 05, 2022 06:55 PM (L7jyl)

344 "Listen, buddy ghee, you don't have to get all hincty, you dig? A fella's got to do something to keep some fews and two in his pocket, so do me a solid and stop bringin' me down. Plant you now and dig you later, Jack."

Posted by: Jonah Five-By-Five Goldberg, Hep Cat at January 05, 2022 06:55 PM (njExo)

345 309 Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX)
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I know you do not want to get it mixed up with Melbourne, Australia right now.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:49 PM (XHhHI)

They're not beating the "unvaccinated" and throwing them in concentration camps, as far as I know. Melbourne is nice enough, lots of nearby beaches if you like that sort of thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 06:56 PM (II3Gr)

346 290 Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX)
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Are you OK with warm, sunny days? Beaches not to far away? Outdoor bars and restaurants strewn among golf courses? No income taxes? A governor who tells idiots to GFY? If that appeals to you, consider the move. If not, there is always New Jersey.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:46 PM (4uu+s)


Also, it has not been totally over-run by slow-poke driving retirees from up-north. Most of them flock to the west of the Melbourne/Cooca area (The Villages) or farther south. Orlando Int'l Airport is about an hour away, with little traffic between Melbourne and the airport, which is on the far SE side of Orlando.

Posted by: Gref at January 05, 2022 06:56 PM (AMIL/)

347 Could be topsy-turvy in a few years when all these people who fled to FLA have to face DeSantis in the White House and Andrew Gillum in th FLA Governer's office.

Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2022 06:56 PM (786Ro)

348 Having actually been to Egypt before years and years ago, here's a fun thing you can do.

Go find a group of young Egyptian men and call them African. Make sure to stress that you believe they're the same as sub-Saharan Africa.

Then sit back while you immerse yourself in their culture.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (W3VUu)

349 @321

>>Neither were the egyptians at the time?

Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated.

There were nubian/black kingdoms in Africa but none of them were in Egypt and I'm fairly confident that there was only a single Nubian ever discovered entombed in the valley of the kings and it was probably Imhoteps favorite, concubine.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (fubZS)

350 Ted declared Jan 6 Insurrection day

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (2JoB8)

351 Plus it's only about 50 minutes or so from where I live so we could hang out. So that would be cool!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (II3Gr)

352 Andrew Gillum in th FLA Governer's office.

You're assuming Gillum won't be found in a dirty hotel room being pegged...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (tsgnR)

353 Were Macedonians black?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:53 PM (YYlyE)

I've met Serbs and Macedonians who insist they were the first white people, and that all other whites were descended from their stock. Like, a good number of them, too. It's a common belief in the Balkans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (hQ23g)

354 What did Ted do now?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 06:55 PM (OTzUX)
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Sided with the enemy. He called Jan-6 a "Terrorist attack".

My wife, a huge Cruz supporter, is done with him when I told her.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (XHhHI)

355 know the govt is getting their 10% pfizer bonuses, but I honestly don't understand vaxxed people caring about the unvaxxed. Why would they care, do they not believe they are vaxxed even though they actually got the shot, and if they don't believe the vax works why do they think the unvaxxed should get vaxxed?
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It's not rational. It's an attempt, that looks like it is succeeding, to otherize those who do not comply.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (IDhUW)

356 I know the govt is getting their 10% pfizer bonuses, but I honestly don't understand vaxxed people caring about the unvaxxed. Why would they care, do they not believe they are vaxxed even though they actually got the shot, and if they don't believe the vax works why do they think the unvaxxed should get vaxxed?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2022 06:55 PM (coYBh)

Deep down they are apprehensive over unknown long-term effects, so they want everyone to be in the same situation they are?

Posted by: Mainah at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (GMgHL)

357 I know the govt is getting their 10% pfizer bonuses, but I honestly don't understand vaxxed people caring about the unvaxxed. Why would they care, do they not believe they are vaxxed even though they actually got the shot, and if they don't believe the vax works why do they think the unvaxxed should get vaxxed?

They've been told the unvaxxed are the reason covid is still around. It's not logical, but that's what they've chosen to believe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 05, 2022 06:59 PM (SchxB)

358 Then sit back while you immerse yourself in their culture.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (W3VUu)

Oh the places you'll go!
Oh the ass-whuppins you'll receive!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 06:59 PM (II3Gr)

359 Wanna guess what the most common response was to this aside from ''she not blaaaack"?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2022 06:50 PM (zWpOF)


Gal Gadot isn't Greek, what's with that?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2022 06:59 PM (ZMraq)

360 There were nubian/black kingdoms in Africa but none of them were in Egypt and I'm fairly confident that there was only a single Nubian ever discovered entombed in the valley of the kings and it was probably Imhoteps favorite, concubine.

Posted by: Thomas Bender


I thought the last dynasties were actually the only nubian ones. ... Like the ones that got trounced by Alexander.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2022 07:00 PM (zWpOF)

361 >>>Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (fubZS)

Jesus was a black woman. Beat that!

Posted by: Emergent Church at January 05, 2022 07:00 PM (QYPq3)

362 Ted "Eat Me Last" Cruz.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 07:00 PM (XHhHI)

363 >>>>Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated.


If they were Black the nubians were more than a bit slightly Blacker than Black.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 07:00 PM (Q8622)

364 352 Andrew Gillum in th FLA Governer's office.

You're assuming Gillum won't be found in a dirty hotel room being pegged...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (tsgnR)

Pegged? No, he takes the real thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 07:01 PM (II3Gr)

365 Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (fubZS)

Jesus was a black woman. Beat that!
Posted by: Emergent Church at January 05, 2022 07:00 PM (QYPq3)
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Not a Shaman in the Russian Steppes?!

Posted by: Turn-of-the-20th-century Germans at January 05, 2022 07:01 PM (XHhHI)

366 "334. Kate Upton is from Melbourne, FL."

Er, is she what you'd call, a "typical" Melbournean? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2022 07:01 PM (njExo)

367 85% of Americans have had the vax shot?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 07:01 PM (5We2S)

368 It's almost as if he was not brave enough to say this when she was beloved by all, but now that the transgenders are targeting her, he's happy to throw stones at her while hiding behind trans activists' skirts.
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One of the girl actresses from the series said she wanted Israel destroyed, so it's also running cover for her.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 05, 2022 07:01 PM (UHVv4)

369 Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (fubZS)

I thought it was "the check's in the mail"

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 07:01 PM (4I/2K)

370 >>There were nubian/black kingdoms in Africa but none of them were in Egypt and I'm fairly confident that there was only a single Nubian ever discovered entombed in the valley of the kings and it was probably Imhoteps favorite, concubine.


For sure. They were at war with them almost constantly.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 07:01 PM (Q8622)

371 Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated.

Next is up is the one that ALL pharoahs before Amenhotep were women. Heard that one this weekend.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 05, 2022 07:02 PM (SchxB)

372 Melbourne, Florida? You should check with "Dave in Fla"

Posted by: JM in Florida at January 05, 2022 07:02 PM (L7jyl)

373 Andrew Gillum in th FLA Governer's office.

You're assuming Gillum won't be found in a dirty hotel room being pegged...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (tsgnR)

Pegged? No, he takes the real thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 07:01 PM (II3Gr)
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They did find Coke.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 07:02 PM (XHhHI)

374 353 Were Macedonians black?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 06:53 PM (YYlyE)

I've met Serbs and Macedonians who insist they were the first white people, and that all other whites were descended from their stock. Like, a good number of them, too. It's a common belief in the Balkans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (hQ23g)

Keep in mind modern Macedonia is a different Macedonia.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 07:02 PM (z5Vrg)

375 >>Keep in mind modern Macedonia is a different Macedonia.


And we call them Gypsies anyway.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 07:03 PM (Q8622)

376 I think it's nice that NY is freeing criminals and locking up innocent people to stop covid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 07:03 PM (FVME7)

377 There were nubian/black kingdoms in Africa but none of them were in Egypt and I'm fairly confident that there was only a single Nubian ever discovered entombed in the valley of the kings and it was probably Imhoteps favorite, concubine.
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Some Egyptian hieroglyphics are as racist as the Democratic South.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 07:03 PM (XHhHI)

378 Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated.
If they were Black the nubians were more than a bit slightly Blacker than Black.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 07:00 PM (Q8622)

Who were those clowns who used to set up shop near Times Square and dress like Imhotep and scream about real Jews are dark skinned?

Nice folks.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2022 07:03 PM (R/m4+)

379 "Why would they care, do they not believe they are vaxxed even though they actually got the shot, and if they don't believe the vax works why do they think the unvaxxed should get vaxxed?"

Bucket of crabs making sure no one escapes. Because if there's going to be pain, may we all share the pain equally if I'm wrong.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 07:03 PM (aXxgO)

380 I've seen Cleopatra
she has violet blue eyes and a serious rack

Posted by: DB Hey look, a volcano... at January 05, 2022 07:03 PM (geLO8)

381 Surprise anybody with only two shots id also unvaccinated. And soon one booster will not be enough

Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2022 07:04 PM (CYnTg)

382 Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:42 PM (exHjb)
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Ad hominem? Not so intended. "That's just your opinion, man" is a frequently quoted meme from The Big Lebowski" and "Your shit's all retarded is a medical diagnosis from a qualified medical practitioner in "Idiocracy". No attack on you personally at all was intended; just throwing around some great movie quotes as a way of insulting opinions I could not find founded in fact.

But I am fascinated to hear this site is better than that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 07:04 PM (4uu+s)

383 Who were those clowns who used to set up shop near Times Square and dress like Imhotep and scream about real Jews are dark skinned?

Nice folks.


Yahweh bin Yahweh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 07:05 PM (tsgnR)

384 I'd enjoy showing Schumer's half moon glasses up into a nostril and into his brain.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 05, 2022 07:05 PM (eGTCV)

385 Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (fubZS)

I thought it was "the check's in the mail"
Posted by: Count de Monet

Just the tip?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 07:05 PM (FVME7)

386 >>Nice folks.


When they was Kangs.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 07:05 PM (Q8622)

387 Neither were the egyptians at the time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


No, the commenters say it's good casting because both are/were evil colonizers (( JOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS ))

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2022 07:05 PM (zWpOF)

388 369 Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:58 PM (fubZS)

I thought it was "the check's in the mail"
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 07:01 PM (4I/2K)

I take thee to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part, according to God's holy ordinance

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 07:05 PM (II3Gr)

389 367 85% of Americans have had the vax shot?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January
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I don't know and the numbers keep changing and I don't trust those who would know to tell the truth.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 07:05 PM (IDhUW)

390 Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.

Posted by: Jordan61


The locals say G'day mate! Instead of hello. And if you visit at mealtime, they will throw another shrimp on the barbie for you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 07:06 PM (JRipD)

391 >>>I thought it was "the check's in the mail"
Posted by: Count de Monet

Just the tip?



I didn't know it was loaded

Posted by: DB Hey look, a volcano... at January 05, 2022 07:06 PM (geLO8)

392 Serbs were crazy motherfuckers around here in my bar drinking days.

Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2022 07:06 PM (+ya+t)

393 386 >>Nice folks.


When they was Kangs.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 07:05 PM (Q8622)

Kodoses

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 07:06 PM (II3Gr)

394 Back in the good old days before the American Revolution, government officials who caused harm to the citizenry would frequently be dragged out of their house, tarred and feathered, and run out of town on a rail.

The incoming Manhattan DA will end up costing hundreds if not thousands of additional deaths in NYC with his insane charging policies.

I look forward to that magical moment when the hard-pressed citizens of NYC finally become tired of being preyed on by criminals, and take out their righteous fury on the psychopath DA.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 05, 2022 07:07 PM (8gxrg)

395 "127. Biden's presidency is such a fraud, even his fake window with the snowing scene of the Rose Garden is fake.
Hannity mocked him last night by putting himself in front of the same scene."

I think it would be hilarious if some wag played background video from "The War of the Worlds" or maybe the climactic scenes from "Earth vs. The Flying Saucers".

Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2022 07:07 PM (njExo)

396 I didn't know it was loaded
Posted by: DB Hey look, a volcano... at January 05, 2022 07:06 PM (geLO
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Nope. I used that one.

Posted by: A. Baldwin at January 05, 2022 07:07 PM (XHhHI)

397 #369 I'll only put the head in!

Posted by: Peggy Bundy at January 05, 2022 07:07 PM (HqWvk)

398 Surprise anybody with only two shots id also unvaccinated. And soon one booster will not be enough

It's all retarded anyway. If anyone cared about maintaining the (theoretical) benefit of the jabs, based on what we know, the definition would be about the time since your last shot, not the total umber you've had.

Posted by: Methos at January 05, 2022 07:07 PM (kOpft)

399 Yahweh bin Yahweh?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 07:05 PM (tsgnR)

That's them! I thought it was a circus side show like a UFO hand landed in the ghetto or something first time I saw them.

Rayciss to the core and sure do hate Y-T they do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2022 07:07 PM (R/m4+)

400
Keep in mind modern Macedonia is a different Macedonia.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 07:02 PM (z5Vrg)

Oh, for sure. The whole theory is full of holes. But people like it. My ex-girlfriend used to lecture me about it at length.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 07:08 PM (hQ23g)

401 Egyptians are African Americans. Just like South Africans.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 07:08 PM (JRipD)

402 362 Ted "Eat Me Last" Cruz.
Posted by: Axeman
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What he said today is not inconsistent with what he's said in the past.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 07:08 PM (Rv9gF)

403 One thing Republicans are really good at... looking back at all their mistakes.

It's what they run on.

Over and over and over and...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2022 07:08 PM (BFigT)

404 And if you visit at mealtime, they will throw another shrimp on the barbie for you.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

How big are those damned shrimp?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2022 07:08 PM (mD/uy)

405 Ted declared Jan 6 Insurrection day

I prefer "Happy Jan-teenth"

Posted by: Methos at January 05, 2022 07:08 PM (kOpft)

406 I look forward to that magical moment when the hard-pressed citizens of NYC finally become tired of being preyed on by criminals, and take out their righteous fury on the psychopath DA.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 05, 2022 07:07 PM (8gxrg)


Hope you are not holding your breath

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 07:08 PM (mbFEM)

407 hello earthlings

Posted by: ag4 at January 05, 2022 07:07 PM (0DY7W)


We aren't indicative of life in the planet, alien.

You probably want to go to Twitter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 07:09 PM (5We2S)

408 "So he's eliminated the stiffest punishment for the worst crimes, by personal fiat."

Legislating from his office.

Posted by: Flyover, thoroughly disgusted by 2022 already at January 05, 2022 07:09 PM (Rbu5d)

409 The Black Israelites -- the assholes who were goading the Covington Kids??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 05, 2022 07:09 PM (UHVv4)

410 There used to be a saying: marry in haste, repent in leisure.

Which of course young people don't listen to anyway, or so I've been told.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 07:09 PM (IDhUW)

411 The locals say G'day mate! Instead of hello. And if you visit at mealtime, they will throw another shrimp on the barbie for you.

What good is throwing a midget on a doll going to do?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 05, 2022 07:09 PM (SchxB)

412 Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated.
If they were Black the nubians were more than a bit slightly Blacker than Black.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 07:00 PM (Q8622)
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Back in the day Cornell had a then-new department called Africana Studies and the lead professor self-published his own book (which he sold in photocopied form and stapled) to the students for $60 per copy, just like a crazily priced real text book, and this was his entire theme. It was the joke of the college, but now I bet everyone has to pretend-take-it-seriously, or they would throw your racist ass out and you would then have to go to a real school or, worse, get a job.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 07:09 PM (4uu+s)

413 "You can't skate on doing no work while being 'the funny conservative' when you're neither funny nor conservative.

That's me. I'm the one who skates on doing no work while being the funny conservative."

So, in other words, more Goldberg plagiarism

Posted by: vbmoneyspender at January 05, 2022 07:09 PM (TbF08)

414 So why do you guys figure incest dynasties happen? Maybe an unfortunate accident of divine blood myths? Trying to keep property in the family?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 07:09 PM (z5Vrg)

415 if they don't believe the vax works why do they think the unvaxxed should get vaxxed?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2022 06:55 PM (coYBh)


It is NOT about the vax, nor has it ever been, it is about forcing others to kneel!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 05, 2022 07:10 PM (hOUT3)

416 The true governor of GA is a nubian.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 07:10 PM (JRipD)

417 395
I think it would be hilarious if some wag played background video from "The War of the Worlds" or maybe the climactic scenes from "Earth vs. The Flying Saucers".


odd little russian video i came across once that involved a wench sitting in a chair next to a vase of flowers singing a song while, in the background, a battle scene from classing battlestar galactica raged.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 05, 2022 07:10 PM (v3pYe)

418
I'd like to support Ted - but damn he needs to swim back to Cuba and get a fvcking clue.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 07:10 PM (dQvv7)

419 Ted "Eat Me Last" Cruz.
Posted by: Axeman
-----------

What he said today is not inconsistent with what he's said in the past.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 07:08 PM (Rv9gF)
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I have to admit that I didn't know half as much about Jan-6 back when he said it.

And unfortunately, the way gaslighting works, I still don't know that much, but I have more detail than the gloss of most horriblest thing ever.

Like, more horrible than a Rep being shot on the House floor in 1954 Horrible?

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 07:11 PM (XHhHI)

420 Nood cafe.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 07:11 PM (z5Vrg)

421 No, they aren't "anti-gun". They just don't want you to have any, They love guns, they hate you. They don't have to hide it anymore, or so they believe.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2022 06:40 PM (4kNoB)

I overuse scare quotes as it is but I guess I needed them there. I'm the first one to tell people that everything they say is bullshit.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 07:11 PM (eYAL0)

422 Ahh, recently they were saying Jokovic dropped out with no reason given

Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2022 07:11 PM (CYnTg)

423 The Black Israelites -- the assholes who were goading the Covington Kids??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 05, 2022 07:09 PM (UHVv4)

Yup....they dress up like Egyptians and rant and rave that the only true Jews are black like them.

Sad and hilarious at the same time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2022 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

424 If the lefty nutjobs are going to force me to live in District 9 then at least South Africa has good wine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 07:11 PM (4uu+s)

425 Supposed high for tomorrow is 42 but I'm putting my Ashli Babbitt Society shirt on over my coat if need be.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2022 07:11 PM (6zezO)

426 Michael jackson had a whole music video of black egyptians.

Jesus was black, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 07:12 PM (JRipD)

427 Redheads don't steal your soul. You give it to them voluntarily.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 07:12 PM (eYAL0)

428 What good is throwing a midget on a doll going to do?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 05, 2022 07:09 PM (SchxB)
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That's a LOT of kink.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 07:12 PM (XHhHI)

429 The content farmers of Macedonia are POC.

Posted by: Hillary at January 05, 2022 07:12 PM (mNhhD)

430 What he said today is not inconsistent with what he's said in the past.

Yeah, he was pretty giddy about antifa beating up Trump supporters in Chicago, as I recall.

Posted by: Methos at January 05, 2022 07:13 PM (kOpft)

431 394 Back in the good old days before the American Revolution, government officials who caused harm to the citizenry would frequently be dragged out of their house, tarred and feathered, and run out of town on a rail.
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where did we go so wrong?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 07:13 PM (4uu+s)

432 Ted Cruz can go fuck himself.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2022 07:14 PM (HMrx6)

433 Redheads don't steal your soul. You give it to them voluntarily.
Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 07:12 PM (eYAL0)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2022 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

434 There's a surprise. Ed Driscoll approvingly quoting and linking Jonah over defending LOTR "racist Orcs is stupid" column from long ago as a parallel to shithead and the goblins.

Asshole.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 05, 2022 07:16 PM (UHVv4)

435 Actually was thinking percentage of Americans who have been Fake Vaxed, my guess would be <%50

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 07:17 PM (2JoB8)

436 "Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated."

Many years ago, Budweiser, in an apparent attempt to expand the appeal of its, for want of a better word, "beer" to African-Americans, issued a series of printed illustrations called "The Great Kings and Queens of Africa". It was some of the most LOL sucking-up I ever saw. Cleopatra looked like Diana Ross, and Hannibal bore a strong resemblance to Paul Robeson.

Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2022 07:18 PM (njExo)

437 283 Alvin Bragg said his office "will not seek a carceral sentence" except with homicides and a handful of other cases, including domestic violence felonies, some sex crimes and public corruption.


Oh. Public corruption. So when they contrive some crime to try one of the Trumps on, they will send him to sing sing with the most violent criminals.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 06:45 PM (JRipD)


So, quadruple traumatic amputation of politicians and their families it totes OK?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 05, 2022 07:22 PM (8C7+r)

438 "436: There's a surprise. Ed Driscoll approvingly quoting and linking Jonah over defending LOTR "racist Orcs is stupid" column from long ago as a parallel to shithead and the goblins."

I don't get Driscoll at all. He sometimes goes back years for the purpose of finding articles or Tweets from current and former NRO writers that he can shoehorn into a post to underscore a point or theme. Does he not realize that, when it comes to conservatives maintaining a big tent, some ersatz and, indeed, fake conservatives are just there to get out of the rain and mooch some barbecue?

Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2022 07:24 PM (njExo)

439 Egyptians being black has got to be one of the biggest lies ever promulgated.

Next is up is the one that ALL pharoahs before Amenhotep were women. Heard that one this weekend.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 05, 2022 07:02 PM (SchxB)

So we are supposed to buy that a set of dominant women god-kings voluntarily created a ritual to wear a dopey looking fake beard in ceremonies for no reason?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2022 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

440 But why would anyone want a buckle-on vulva?

****

Somewhere in America, Lindsey Graham just sat bolt upright.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 06:24 PM

Ewwwww.....why would anyone want one of those?

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at January 05, 2022 07:27 PM (RkC6l)

441 I have a far, far greater chance of getting at least three STDs, and a rash, from banging Kamala than I do of getting Wuhan flu variant (insert variant identity here) from an unvaccinated person. However, the odds are even if we are talking about a vaccinated person.

Posted by: President Donald Trump at January 05, 2022 08:07 PM (QMwOT)

442 That's me. I'm the one who skates on doing no work while being the funny conservative.

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM



Truth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 08:39 PM (yQpMk)

443 "Anybody know anything about Melbourne, FL? There's a job there that looks promising.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 06:39 PM (Ez6QX) "

It's a great area. That's one place I have been looking at.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 06:53 PM (ij5RJ)

I had a temporary assignment at Cape Canaveral and passed by Melbourne, FL (had lunch at a BBQ place there) on a weekend drive. Very nice. Lots of docks for boats-I don't think I've seen so many boat launch places before.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 05, 2022 09:27 PM (Hh3y4)

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