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Happy New Year!

Happy new year, everyone!

Let's hope this new one is better than the last two.

Posted by: Ace at 01:00 AM




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1 First?

Posted by: Bronco1 at January 01, 2022 12:32 AM (H5S39)

2 Happy New Year!

Posted by: jmel at January 01, 2022 12:32 AM (bVhJi)

3 Happy New Year all you Morons!

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 01, 2022 12:34 AM (j9HX3)

4 What just happened?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2022 12:35 AM (4fSQf)

5 i'm gonna pop open a bottle of root beer!

Posted by: ace at January 01, 2022 12:35 AM (0G13K)

6 Thanks for everything you do, Ace!

Happy New Year

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2022 12:37 AM (4fSQf)

7 Happy New Year, horde!

I'm toasting you all with a cup of hot cocoa!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 01, 2022 12:37 AM (HabA/)

8 5 i'm gonna pop open a bottle of root beer!
Posted by: ace at January 01, 2022 12:35 AM (0G13K)

Sugar-free?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 01, 2022 12:37 AM (II3Gr)

9 So East coast.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 01, 2022 12:37 AM (Zztfz)

10 Top 10 to start the new year. Probably be the highlight.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 01, 2022 12:37 AM (F0YaR)

11 Happy New Year, Ace ...

Thank you for inviting us into your e-home.

Posted by: Adriane the Time Deprived Critic ... at January 01, 2022 12:38 AM (okV1R)

12 And yes, thanks to ace for all of his hard work and for keeping the streets hobo free.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 01, 2022 12:38 AM (HabA/)

13 {{{Ace}}}

God bless you.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 01, 2022 12:38 AM (kMPrp)

14 Root beer?

Ace is Snoopy? Going to quaff a few root beers with Ernie Pyle, Ace?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 01, 2022 12:39 AM (5pTK/)

15 Happy New Year, ace, thanks forever for this place of refuge.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 12:39 AM (a4EWo)

16 *raises his glass to Ace*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 01, 2022 12:39 AM (+WWsf)

17 Happy New Year to you too, ace.

Not new hear, yet. Soon, though. Soon.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 01, 2022 12:39 AM (5pTK/)

18 Happy New Year, Ace!

Cobs as well.

Oh, what the hell, commenters too.

I'd say something for the lurkers, but it's not like they give much feedback.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 01, 2022 12:41 AM (SchxB)

19 {{SMH}}, would you mind linking to the year of the Bible site again, I am going to try to do this.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 12:41 AM (a4EWo)

20 i'm gonna pop open a bottle of root beer!
Posted by: ace

From Organic, free-range, ethically sourced Keto root?

Posted by: Miklos, non-GMO at January 01, 2022 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

21 Happy New Year from a lurker!

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at January 01, 2022 12:41 AM (EbJ6H)

22 Anyways, Happy New Year to the Horde.

And thanks for being, ace.

To quote Thulsa Doom "I am the wellspring from which you flow." But let's skip the Tree Of Woe stuff, mmmkay?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 01, 2022 12:41 AM (F0YaR)

23 by the way, we're in the middle of high mountain desert...you know, cool and dry winters, warm and dry summers...and it's raining like rain is going out of style.

Amazing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 01, 2022 12:42 AM (5pTK/)

24 Happy New Year ace, another great job done.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 01, 2022 12:42 AM (Zztfz)

25 *raises his glass to Ace*
Posted by: Walter Freeman

He'll just grab his glass back

Posted by: Miklos, seeing that coming at January 01, 2022 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

26 Happy New Year Ace

Thankyou!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 12:43 AM (IDhUW)

27 Ace, do you have a New Years resolution?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2022 12:44 AM (4fSQf)

28 Happy New Year, Acce. And thank you, and all your cobs.

There's no where like this place.

Which is probably a good thing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:45 AM (l94/7)

29 DDS!

Here you go:

https://www.allenparr.com/biblechallenge/

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 01, 2022 12:45 AM (kMPrp)

30 Is Ace going to do this for all the American time zones?

Posted by: Some Rat at January 01, 2022 12:45 AM (r1z5A)

31 HAPPY NEW YEAR, all.

And thank you, Ace, for all you do to make the HQ a good home.

And thank you COBs for all you do keeping this place aright.

And good thoughts and prayers to CBD.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2022 12:45 AM (wPU0K)

32 30 Is Ace going to do this for all the American time zones?
Posted by: Some Rat at January 01, 2022 12:45 AM (r1z5A


Hawaii is a bitch

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2022 12:45 AM (4fSQf)

33 Happy New Year Ace. This world is better because of you.

God bless the horde and let's hope for a better 2022.

Posted by: ravenmother at January 01, 2022 12:46 AM (pTdRU)

34 Hawaii is a bitch
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yu sed it bruddah

Posted by: The Mildly Irritated Samoans at January 01, 2022 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

35 Happy New Year, Ace.
Cobs, commenters, lurkers, etc etc etc.
I'm on call for work so I'm enjoying a yummy carbonated water that's supposed to be Black Cherry flavored.
Not quite New Year in west Texas but soon. Very soon.
I refuse to accept a bad 2022. It will be good.
I have a grandson coming in February. Blessings flow.

Posted by: Greench at January 01, 2022 12:47 AM (sYX+h)

36 Is something wrong with CBD?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:47 AM (l94/7)

37 Happy New Year everybody.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at January 01, 2022 12:48 AM (tEsMf)

38 Heard he's in the hospital.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2022 12:48 AM (wPU0K)

39 Thanks SMH, and tell exex I am happy for his Georgia Bulldogs.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 12:49 AM (a4EWo)

40 Hawaii is a bitch
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Heh, Aren't part of the Aleutians in Asia?

Posted by: Some Rat at January 01, 2022 12:49 AM (r1z5A)

41 Is something wrong with CBD?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
------

He has wrestled the Chink Bug to the ground, and is peeing on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2022 12:49 AM (lDew/)

42 Hit the tip jar if you can.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 01, 2022 12:49 AM (Zztfz)

43 >>>9 So East coast.

I would do all four time zones but i'm conking out soon.

also, the comment count is too low to do that.

Posted by: ace at January 01, 2022 12:49 AM (0G13K)

44 Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2022 12:48 AM (wPU0K)


Oh my Lord. Prayers up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:49 AM (l94/7)

45 CBD made covid his bitch.

Now he's going to sous vide that shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 12:50 AM (U2p+3)

46 lol DDS, will do.

I think he kinda knew that Michigan didn't have a chance.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 01, 2022 12:50 AM (kMPrp)

47 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2022 12:49 AM (lDew/)

Good grief. I need to brave the daywalkers more often.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:50 AM (l94/7)

48 Happy New Year, nurse, I hope to see you again.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 12:50 AM (a4EWo)

49 Is something wrong with CBD?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

In hospital, but the nurses will finish his discharge paperwork after the mandatory Tik Tok Staff Empowerment and Step Aerobics Session

Posted by: Miklos, is it 2025 yet? at January 01, 2022 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

50 I would do all four time zones but i'm conking out soon.

also, the comment count is too low to do that.
Posted by: ace


But you have to consider the quality of some of the Left coasters!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 01, 2022 12:51 AM (r1z5A)

51 Happy New Year, ace! Thanks for putting up with my silliness. And Happy New Year to everybody else who hangs here and makes this place what it is.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 01, 2022 12:51 AM (m45I2)

52 My family got together at Christmas. 6 of them now have covid. I am feeling fine. In their case, they all have congestion, a cough and feel tired. So - basically a cold.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 01, 2022 12:51 AM (HabA/)

53 I'm glad he made it his bitch, but hate that he was hospitalized with it. Please tell me he's home!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:51 AM (l94/7)

54 After the fiasco of 2021, no way I'm going to assume 2022 is going to be better.

I'll pray that it's better, but, assume? not on your life.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 01, 2022 12:52 AM (5pTK/)

55 Well in 8 minutes you will have covered half the country.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 01, 2022 12:52 AM (Zztfz)

56 31 HAPPY NEW YEAR, all.

And thank you, Ace, for all you do to make the HQ a good home.

And thank you COBs for all you do keeping this place aright.

And good thoughts and prayers to CBD.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2022 12:45 AM (wPU0K)
----------------------
Well said. And praying 2022 will be a better year!

Posted by: Lola at January 01, 2022 12:52 AM (VQp1G)

57 My eldest daughter was born Jan 7th, way back in 1989, in Hawaii.

Doesn't seem all that long ago...

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 01, 2022 12:53 AM (kMPrp)

58 >>>55 Well in 8 minutes you will have covered half the country.

I'll bump the time. There are so few comments i can't do another post.

Posted by: ace at January 01, 2022 12:53 AM (0G13K)

59 Even if I get the coof, I'm swearing it's just a cold....I'll never give the bastards the pleasure.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 01, 2022 12:53 AM (r1z5A)

60 2022 will be as good as you choose to make it. You people need to quit borrowing trouble.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:53 AM (l94/7)

61 I pray that one day, we can get through a thread without one mention of the coof.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 01, 2022 12:53 AM (kMPrp)

62 Lets hope President Nitwit fucks less shit up this year.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 01, 2022 12:53 AM (Zztfz)

63 Doesn't seem all that long ago...
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 01, 2022 12:53 AM (kMPrp)
-------------

Tell me about it. I'm looking at my oldest grandchild graduating high school this year.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 01, 2022 12:54 AM (5pTK/)

64 How many comments do you have to get to make a new post?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:54 AM (l94/7)

65 Do you have COVID?


No, it's the clap. I'll be fine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2022 12:54 AM (4fSQf)

66 Happy almost New Year from Alabamistan! Hope all Morons do much better in 2022 - let's hope!

Posted by: geezer der mensch at January 01, 2022 12:54 AM (D80T6)

67 Jeepers, Ace!
We are a bunch of old farts. How late do you think we're up?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 12:54 AM (U2p+3)

68 CBD made covid his bitch.

Now he's going to sous vide that shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Heh.

Gunfire has started here in da hood. May move away from windows soon...

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 12:54 AM (cPGH3)

69 69?

Please?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 12:55 AM (U2p+3)

70 Here's a prediction I feel comfortable making: when it comes to leftist idiocy, ace will not lack for subject matter.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 01, 2022 12:55 AM (HabA/)

71 To clarify, I am not wanting a new thread, just curious.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:55 AM (l94/7)

72 got it pretty good down here, so hoping all you guys are well, too

Posted by: geezer der mensch at January 01, 2022 12:55 AM (D80T6)

73 Whoofreakinghoo! It's already a better year!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 12:55 AM (U2p+3)

74 Tell me about it. I'm looking at my oldest grandchild graduating high school this year.
Posted by: blake
___

lol, my eldest g-baby is only eight, so have a ways to go yet.

But my eldest niece is graduating high school this year.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 01, 2022 12:55 AM (kMPrp)

75 I'll bump the time. There are so few comments i can't do another post.
Posted by: ace


Wait. Ace gets paid per comment? Man, some of those threads would buy a pretty nice boat!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 01, 2022 12:55 AM (r1z5A)

76 Gunfire has started here in da hood. May move away from windows soon...
Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 12:54 AM (cPGH3)

Uh, I'd do it right now...

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 01, 2022 12:55 AM (HabA/)

77 Fifty tokens for nurse ratched!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 01, 2022 12:56 AM (+WWsf)

78 No, it's the clap. I'll be fine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Golf clap?

Posted by: Miklos, relatively unconcerned at January 01, 2022 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

79 Delurking to thank you, Ace, and everyone else who makes this such an awesome place! Praying for all to have a most blessed new year!

Posted by: Zibby at January 01, 2022 12:56 AM (CIsa0)

80 Wait. Ace gets paid per comment? Man, some of those threads would buy a pretty nice boat!
Posted by: Some Rat

Yeah, the DeLUXE kayak...

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 12:56 AM (cPGH3)

81 and, thanks Ace for all the stuff you post here - keeps us entertained...

Posted by: geezer der mensch at January 01, 2022 12:57 AM (D80T6)

82 78 No, it's the clap. I'll be fine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Golf clap?
Posted by: Miklos, relatively unconcerned at January 01, 2022 12:56 AM (QzkSJ


They warned me about the beer girl being easy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2022 12:57 AM (4fSQf)

83 53 I'm glad he made it his bitch, but hate that he was hospitalized with it. Please tell me he's home!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:51 AM (l94/7)


He was supposed to be discharged NYE, but if you've 'done' hospitals before, supposed to doesn't always happen. So dunno. I was gone most of the day.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 01, 2022 12:57 AM (F0YaR)

84 I pray that one day, we can get through a thread without one mention of the coof.
Posted by: SMH


Sniff. But I didn't start it! sulks.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 01, 2022 12:57 AM (r1z5A)

85 Donna&&&&&&V

Yeah. What was I drinking?
Uh, thinking...

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 12:57 AM (cPGH3)

86 Zibby, welcome, and please keep commenting!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:58 AM (l94/7)

87 Happy New Year Ace and all!

What a place of knowledge, comradery and comfort.

Posted by: Farmer at January 01, 2022 12:58 AM (55Qr6)

88 Happy new year, ace.
And. thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 12:58 AM (U2p+3)

89 Happy New Year to all the Horde. I usually just lurk and read and occasionally comment but you guys are my daily dose of hope for this great USA. Thanks and FJB.

Posted by: Cosda at January 01, 2022 12:58 AM (Cj9TM)

90 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 01, 2022 12:57 AM (F0YaR)

Oh, thank you, that makes me feel better!

And Happy New Year to you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:59 AM (l94/7)

91 79 Delurking to thank you, Ace, and everyone else who makes this such an awesome place! Praying for all to have a most blessed new year!
Posted by: Zibby at January 01, 2022 12:56 AM (CIsa0

See, blanco, the lurkers give feedback.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 12:59 AM (IDhUW)

92 They warned me about the beer girl being easy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You got that from Caddyshack

Posted by: Miklos, who was almost an extra in that movie at January 01, 2022 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

93 Yeah, the DeLUXE kayak...
Posted by: MkY

Strickly used for the transport of weapons.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 01, 2022 12:59 AM (r1z5A)

94 Oh, okay, figured it out.

willowed

*Pops back in from watching olde Starre Trecke*

Not watching Dick Clark's ball drop on Times Square. Not doing anything but hanging out, grateful for warmth and wine. Three minutes [now one] to 2022 Central Time, it says here. Where else would I be but here?!

Posted by: mindful webworker - 2022? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? at January 01, 2022 12:59 AM (lKDd/)

95 Happy New Year dear morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2022 12:59 AM (EZebt)

96 Cosda, you too..... and please comment more often!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 12:59 AM (l94/7)

97 THERE goes the first 15 round magazine dump!
It must be the New Year!!

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 12:59 AM (cPGH3)

98 92 They warned me about the beer girl being easy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You got that from Caddyshack
Posted by: Miklos, who was almost an extra in that movie at January 01, 2022 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

Steal from the best, dad always said.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2022 12:59 AM (4fSQf)

99 This old fuddy-duddy is calling it a night, even though only 10pm Pacific.

It's cold out, it's cold IN, and I'm sooooo tired.

Thank you, Ace, for this refuge from left-tardedness!

Happy New Year, Horde!

...and good night.

Posted by: JQ at January 01, 2022 01:00 AM (dB4Iz)

100 Happy New Year! from the middle time zone.

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2022 01:00 AM (P1f+c)

101 Happy New Year to all and to all a good night.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 01, 2022 01:00 AM (35Mph)

102 we made it!

Posted by: geezer der mensch at January 01, 2022 01:00 AM (D80T6)

103 *pops a confetti popper*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 01, 2022 01:00 AM (+WWsf)

104 Happy New Year, Ace!! Thanks to you and all the cobs for all you do!

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 01, 2022 01:00 AM (rbKZ6)

105 Happy New Year!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2022 01:00 AM (4fSQf)

106 See, blanco, the lurkers give feedback.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

lurkbacks

Posted by: Miklos, presenting the first New Word of 2022 at January 01, 2022 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

107 Pendulum swinging straight up the middle.

HAPPY NEW YEAR middle earth, flyover, MoMe, Horders.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2022 01:00 AM (wPU0K)

108 2021 - been there, did that, got the Arrest Fauci t-shirt.

2022 - you ain't ready for us!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - 2022 or is it a trick? at January 01, 2022 01:00 AM (lKDd/)

109 Hau'oli Makahiki Hou from southern IL.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 01, 2022 01:01 AM (kMPrp)

110 Happy New Year Central Time Zone!

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 01, 2022 01:01 AM (Zztfz)

111 Big boom at the neighbor's house. OK, above it.
Happy New Year!

Posted by: Greench at January 01, 2022 01:01 AM (sYX+h)

112 Posted by: AlaBAMA

So glad you're back.
Don't make me worry about you again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 01:01 AM (U2p+3)

113 Friggin' quarter stick of dynamite?
That was great!
Neighbor to the north has a small cannon. I know what it sounds like... not that.

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:01 AM (cPGH3)

114 Happy New Year fellow Texans!!

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 01, 2022 01:02 AM (Zztfz)

115 Steal from the best, dad always said.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

My dad too.

When I got busted, he couldn't bail me out because I had stolen all his money.

Posted by: Miklos, logically circular at January 01, 2022 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)

116 112 Posted by: AlaBAMA

So glad you're back.
Don't make me worry about you again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 01:01 AM (U2p

I shant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2022 01:02 AM (4fSQf)

117 My New Years wish is at the stroke of midnight Manchin announces he is now a Republican and the Senate flips to end the Biden Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 01, 2022 01:02 AM (NM8ko)

118 Oh. Shit. It's only 10.

I'm not going to make it to midnight.
*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 01:03 AM (U2p+3)

119 See, blanco, the lurkers give feedback.

Nope. Once you delurk and comment you're a commenter. It's like virginity. You can pretend, but you can never get it back.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 01, 2022 01:03 AM (SchxB)

120 I know a teacher who was excited about going to NYC to watch the ball drop. You couldn't pay me to do that. Standing in the cold for hours and having to wear a diaper because there is no place to go to the bathroom? And at a time when NY isn't as fun as it used to be...No thanks.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 01, 2022 01:03 AM (HabA/)

121 Big boom at the neighbor's house. OK, above it.
Happy New Year!
Posted by: Greench


I live less than a mile from a casino...they always share the loud noises.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 01, 2022 01:03 AM (r1z5A)

122 *pops a confetti popper*
Posted by: Walter Freeman

*gla..no, giggles*

Posted by: Rip Taylor (RIP) at January 01, 2022 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

123 Happy New Year, midwesterners!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 01, 2022 01:04 AM (HabA/)

124 When I got busted, he couldn't bail me out because I had stolen all his money.
Posted by: Miklos, logically circular

You're not one of the bros who murdered Mom and Pop then begged leniency because you were an orphan, were you?

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:04 AM (cPGH3)

125 Welp, it's only 21:00 here, but it might as well be midnight. We just got back from Las Vegas. Were meant to be back last Sunday, but flights got cancelled and this was the first flight we could find. 5 days later. Let's go, Brandon, dammit.

So, we returned home at 19:00 on our 24th anniversary, after way too many days in sin city, in time to clean up after the dogs and collapse in a heap.

Pro tip--always travel with two extra weeks worth of meds. Oops.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 01, 2022 01:04 AM (eKvjl)

126 Oh. Shit. It's only 10.
I'm not going to make it to midnight.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: nurse ratched


It's midnight o'clock somewhere..... here. It's like that here.

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2022 01:04 AM (P1f+c)

127 A prayer for CBD's complete and immediate recovery

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2022 01:04 AM (EZebt)

128 I'm not going to make it to midnight.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: nurse ratched


There, there. (pats nurses head)

Posted by: Some Rat at January 01, 2022 01:04 AM (r1z5A)

129 Happy New Year to you, SMH!
And all you central time zoners.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 01:04 AM (U2p+3)

130 Hey tcn : )

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 01, 2022 01:05 AM (kMPrp)

131 Lotsa fireworks going off around here, as it is now officially 2022 here in south MS. And fireworks are legal.

Most of the gunfire occurs during the day, just practicing stuff. The sounds come from all 4 sides of us, and is comforting. One guy does the occasional night practicing; probably has night vision gear.

I'll be talking to him first if TSHTF.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 01, 2022 01:05 AM (F0YaR)

132 118 Oh. Shit. It's only 10.

I'm not going to make it to midnight.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 01:03 AM (U2p+3

But at least you get to put the first day of 2022 to bed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2022 01:05 AM (4fSQf)

133 {{{nurse}}}

Love you too.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 01, 2022 01:06 AM (kMPrp)

134 Happy Blessed New Year. I'll try to be good this year.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 01, 2022 01:06 AM (ii9PI)

135 Semi-rural location - major fireworks in various directions.

When we lived in Chicago and heard gunshots, we ducked. Where we live now and hear gunshots, we are happy our neighbors are getting their range practice in, chasing off varmints, or acquiring some cuisine for the family. Funny about that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 2022 or is it a trick? at January 01, 2022 01:07 AM (lKDd/)

136 127 A prayer for CBD's complete and immediate recovery
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2022 01:04 AM (EZebt)

Yes. Obviously, he didn't get a mild case of WuFlu.

Now that I've had my hot cocoa, my eyelids are drooping. Man, getting old sucks. Good night, horde and may 2022 be a good year for you all and a better one for the country.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 01, 2022 01:07 AM (HabA/)

137 Alright. Night y'all.

Get out there tomorrow and kick 2022's ass into shape!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2022 01:07 AM (4fSQf)

138 118 Oh. Shit. It's only 10.

I'm not going to make it to midnight.
*hangs head in shame*
~~~
A drink before you go.

Who's got a good toast?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:09 AM (IDhUW)

139 The enemy's goal is to steal and to kill and to destroy.

Don't let him.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 01, 2022 01:10 AM (kMPrp)

140 Happy New Year everyone!! From a long time lurker in Iowa.

Posted by: Tobekiwi at January 01, 2022 01:10 AM (anR+m)

141 2022 will have all the wit of Zhou Bai-Dan, all the charm of Kamala Toe, and all the ethics of a Cuomo....

Happy New Year everyone
and go Fauci yourselves


*wink*

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:11 AM (Lzpvj)

142 https://tinyurl.com/nzh5fl6

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 01, 2022 01:11 AM (Zztfz)

143 A drink before you go.

Who's got a good toast?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel


"To all of you, good people and true."

Posted by: Some Rat at January 01, 2022 01:11 AM (r1z5A)

144 Happy New Year dear morons. Thank you Ace for giving us this place. CBD, health to you. All the Cobs, God bless you.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 01, 2022 01:12 AM (Vf4Y7)

145 Come on lurkers, take a literal New Year's resolution and hop in the pool...

it is champagne and not at all burny

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:13 AM (Lzpvj)

146 Get out there tomorrow and kick 2022's ass into shape!
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Suzanne Sommers Fitness Video from 1985

Posted by: Moderately motivated Miklos at January 01, 2022 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

147 "To all of you, good people and true."
Posted by: Some Rat at

Cheers!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:13 AM (IDhUW)

148 146 Posted by: Moderately motivated Miklos at January 01, 2022 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

She'll be the new Betty White I think....

well her or Whoopie...

Man Whoopie made the new "The Stand" damn near unwatchable...

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:14 AM (Lzpvj)

149 Here in La La land they have a love of fireworks to bring it in....

"well no"

the Olafson family does not like noise

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:15 AM (Lzpvj)

150 May your friends respect you, your enemies fear you, and your family love you.

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:16 AM (cPGH3)

151 Man Whoopie made the new "The Stand" damn near unwatchable...
Posted by: sven

Well, who can stand Whoopie?

Posted by: Moderately unmotivated Miklos at January 01, 2022 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

152 "Who's got a good toast?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel"

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5t0TOxpKh_4&feature=share

Posted by: Cosda at January 01, 2022 01:16 AM (Cj9TM)

153 2022 - YOU AIN'T READY FOR US!!

he yelled again

Posted by: mindful webworker - srsly at January 01, 2022 01:17 AM (lKDd/)

154
Well, if the round count is an indicator, we're not in a recession, we're in a depression.

I may have to go do some mag dumps around here just to cheer everyone up.

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:18 AM (cPGH3)

155 151 Posted by: Moderately unmotivated Miklos at January 01, 2022 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

PRESENT!

//Danson, Ted Danson

You know I used to torment Run here recalling Whoopie and Orca's scene in the Color Purple

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:18 AM (Lzpvj)

156
Suzanne Sommers Fitness Video from 1985
Posted by: Moderately motivated Miklos


Thigh Master

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2022 01:18 AM (63Dwl)

157 154 Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:18 AM (cPGH3)

I am going to spend tomorrow trying to find some 35 Whelen....

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:19 AM (Lzpvj)

158 Thigh Master
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I am still waiting for the Thigh Mistress

Posted by: Miklos, credit at the ready at January 01, 2022 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)

159 I am going to spend tomorrow trying to find some 35 Whelen....
Posted by: sven

Aren't those like unicorns?
You heard a rumor someone's brother had some stashed?

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:21 AM (cPGH3)

160 159 Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:21 AM (cPGH3)

I always thought it was a boutique round, but it has been gaining popularity here and in Texas because you can argue it is "primitive" given its age....

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:22 AM (Lzpvj)

161 And thanks. Ace, for your interesting and often witty, sometimes scathing and very intelligent commentary. Those that can please consider blessing Ace by contributing to the Tip jar and help make it a good New Year for the Ewok. I plan to do that later today after I'm more coherent and don't have to type on the phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2022 01:23 AM (ssTtD)

162 Miklos, we called her Thunder Thighs in High School.
Now she's probably just Gramma.

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:23 AM (cPGH3)

163 Bye bye Miss American Thigh

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2022 01:25 AM (63Dwl)

164 I always thought it was a boutique round, but it has been gaining popularity here and in Texas because you can argue it is "primitive" given its age....
Posted by: sven

Gather enough brass and load?
Although lately caps have been a limiting factor in my favorite "cheap" weapons... black powder.

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:25 AM (cPGH3)

165 Ready for the thigh mistress. LOL, Miklos. Magic 8 Ball says shes driving home from the NYE shindig
But may reach out later.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2022 01:26 AM (ssTtD)

166 Cosda, that was beautiful, thanks for sharing.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:26 AM (IDhUW)

167 164 Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:25 AM (cPGH3)

It is necked out 30-06, I dunno the caps are an issue...

I got one project I had been working on for 6 years off the ground, one of my near goals is to have one of take up painting.

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:27 AM (Lzpvj)

168 Your welcome.

Posted by: Cosda at January 01, 2022 01:27 AM (Cj9TM)

169 Happy New Year, Ace.
And the Cobs.
And the Horde.
Gonna watch Moon Zero-Two on Pluto. (MST)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Facing the New Year like a Boss at January 01, 2022 01:27 AM (x8Wzq)

170 I got one project I had been working on for 6 years off the ground, one of my near goals is to have one of take up painting.
Posted by: sven

I'd like to see that sentence in Engrish, please.

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:29 AM (cPGH3)

171 Happy New Year all! It's pretty quiet at our house... the only noise going on in the small town we live in was an owl hooting. No fireworks tonight although there were plenty on the Fourth of July. The bar across the street closed at 8 pm. (Lack of staff I suppose)

Posted by: Secret Square at January 01, 2022 01:30 AM (KqWVn)

172 Who's got a good toast?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel


I've got white, whole wheat, rye, and English muffins ...

Posted by: Adriane the Time Deprived Critic ... at January 01, 2022 01:30 AM (okV1R)

173 170 Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:29 AM (cPGH3)

The family has an Ender 3V2 up and running, one of the next things on my bucket list is the wife developing her arts and crafts skills....

she wants to make flower seeders.

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:30 AM (Lzpvj)

174 After flipping through the channels, holy shit.

The dystopian future is here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 01, 2022 01:33 AM (89T5c)

175 "Let's hope this new one is better than the last two." - ace

What was so bad about the last two?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2022 01:34 AM (OTzUX)

176 Tcn, just sent you an email regarding the AKMOME.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:35 AM (IDhUW)

177 Hiya.

And Happy New Year !

And thanks to Ace for the Voodoo that you do, so well !

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2022 01:35 AM (arJlL)

178 Ducking in to wish everyone happy new year, has to be better than last two.

Posted by: whig at January 01, 2022 01:36 AM (l7fKL)

179 172 Who's got a good toast?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel

I've got white, whole wheat, rye, and English muffins ...
~~~
Oh! English muffin please! HNY Adriane!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:36 AM (IDhUW)

180 she wants to make flower seeders.
Posted by: sven

Something about which I know... meaning there are NONE out there that are acceptable and inexpensive.
Add in vegetable seeds. Read the directions for most any small seed... sow, then thin like hell, cause there are WAY too many young plants.
Should be a sticky strip, on a medium that dissolves in water 2, 3 days later.
Patent the sucker. Retire.

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:36 AM (cPGH3)

181 A drink before you go.

Who's got a good toast?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel

To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 01, 2022 01:37 AM (qyH+l)

182 Damned if I didn't fall asleep in my chair and missed New Years, lol. Happy New Year to everyone!

Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2022 01:37 AM (+ya+t)

183 For the record, I have neither.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 01, 2022 01:37 AM (qyH+l)

184 I got one project I had been working on for 6 years off the ground, one of my near goals is to have one of take up painting.
Posted by: sven

I'd like to see that sentence in Engrish, please.
Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:29 AM (cPGH3)

Wouldn't hurt to buy a vowel or two either.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:37 AM (IDhUW)

185 Posted on previous thread :

693 Not even 11 PM on the left coast here. Not gonna make midnight I think.

My wife's family always has a big NYE get-together, this is the first time in the 40+ years I've known her that everybody is staying home - combination of covid, actual flu, very elderly parents and one person in hospital almost all year (not covid), but mainly, the next generation not stepping up! I won't name names here - they know who they are....LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 01, 2022 01:38 AM (7SwmH)

186 @CrimeWatchMpls; 4m ago: "Police in north #Mpls say they hear gunshots going off but they can't tell where they're coming from because there are so many going off."

*facepalms*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 01, 2022 01:38 AM (+WWsf)

187 A toast if I may,
To ace, cobs, and commenters of this unique online culture:

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

And for people of patriotism, I'd add,
Y'all need to remember we're Americans, so that head is held HIGH and PROUD. Moreso now than ever plus it IS part of our heritage.

Steal from the best.

*gulp*
🍷

Posted by: mindful webworker - srsly at January 01, 2022 01:39 AM (lKDd/)

188 Just a drive by to say Happy New Year to the Horde, and how bout them Dawgs!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 01, 2022 01:40 AM (7b8Vr)

189 My toast was sourdough, rubbed with garlic, butter and Parmesan.

Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2022 01:40 AM (+ya+t)

190 mindful webworker - srsly

Hear, hear!

Posted by: MkY at January 01, 2022 01:40 AM (cPGH3)

191 186 Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 01, 2022 01:38 AM (+WWsf)

Yeah and they don't like guns there, imagine shot caller having fun with the firecrackers

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:41 AM (Lzpvj)

192 Sorry sven, I thought it was a y5 comment. And I know he can take as much as he can dish out. Which I'm sure you can too...and now ill stop babbling and sit in the corner...quietly.

Tone is so difficult on the world wide web.

Sorry, shushing now.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:42 AM (IDhUW)

193 "Let's hope this new one is better than the last two." - ace
What was so bad about the last two?
Posted by: rhomboid


It was all a test: glass: half-empty or -full?
See also: dress color and what did you hear challenges

Posted by: mindful webworker - srsly at January 01, 2022 01:44 AM (lKDd/)

194 My New Years wish is at the stroke of midnight Manchin announces he is now a Republican and the Senate flips to end the Biden Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 01, 2022 01:02 AM (NM8ko)

Which will make the Alaska and Maine twins, Lady Lindsay, and Mitt the **** the deciding votes. And they would each vote with the Dems in the name of comity. And Anti-Trump antipathy.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 01, 2022 01:44 AM (qyH+l)

195 170 I got one project I had been working on for 6 years off the ground, one of my near goals is to have one of take up painting.
Posted by: sven

That you, Hunter???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 01:44 AM (a4EWo)

196 Good steal mindful

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:46 AM (IDhUW)

197 192 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:42 AM (IDhUW)

Eh it is all good, I did not think I was being overly cryptic but neither was I being verbose.

I am rewatching Better Call Saul, and am in a good mood migraine and all.

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:46 AM (Lzpvj)

198 195 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 01:44 AM (a4EWo)

Commie money just launches itself at me....

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2022 01:46 AM (Lzpvj)

199 Just thought I'd re-post my early comment from the ONT, where I clobbered the formatting because Pixy. Spreading this one out over a few comments.

So, another year in the rear-view mirror. Wasn't too bad, for us.

• January-August, got to visit with Mom almost every weekend.

• February, finally had Christmas with son and grandkids (masked (them, not us), outside).

• March 17 - 25 years since my first mindful webworks webpage went onine

1/?

Posted by: mindful webworker - and thus begins another at January 01, 2022 01:47 AM (lKDd/)

200 How are you Debby?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:48 AM (IDhUW)

201 2/?

• March-May, major medical thing with Milady - got past it without surgery. Thank you Lord.

• June, swimming a lot. Nice 101st Bday party for Mom with the local fam.

• July, a nice family 4th at Mom's with my sisters in. Then I had a bad fall -- cracked and scarred, but got over it.

• August, lost my Mom.

2/prob 3

Posted by: mindful webworker - and thus begins another at January 01, 2022 01:49 AM (lKDd/)

202 3/3

• September, family relations soured, including we haven't seen our grandkids since. Because we want to kill gramma by not getting jabbed. Oh, wait... (oversimplification)

• October-December adjusting to the new post-Mom normal.

• November --Nice the-rest-of-us family Thanksgiving.

• December, a good Christmas, anyway.

Okay... 2021 was kind-of rough in spots.

I'm primed for 2022.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bring. it. on. at January 01, 2022 01:51 AM (lKDd/)

203 It seemed like kind of a rough year for you mindful

Prayers up

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:51 AM (IDhUW)

204 Tone is so difficult on the world wide web.

Sorry, shushing now.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:42 AM (IDhUW)

You're fine. sven can take it from what I have seen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2022 01:51 AM (dNqv+)

205 MWW, sorry to hear about your mom.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 01, 2022 01:53 AM (7b8Vr)

206 I'm primed for 2022.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bring. it. on. at January 01, 2022 01:51 AM (lKDd/)

You spent time with her- that's what matters. On the kids, I do not have any pithy 'wisdom' there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2022 01:54 AM (dNqv+)

207 Good Night Everyone - see you next year!

Thank you to Ace and the COBs and the commenters. I forget how I discovered this place several years ago but am thankful I did. I think many if not most of the people here 'get' what life is truly about and freely share their experience and knowledge. I learn something new and interesting every day -not just from the COBs but from the comments too.

2022 will be better. Believe!

Happy New Year in an hour from the left coast....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 01, 2022 01:57 AM (7SwmH)

208 I have a difficult time doing year in review.
1) no memory
B) live in the present
i) i forget

Oh yeah, melancholy inducing.

Strengthened ties with my youngest. Some tough love action with oldest. Still no communication with middle child. Their choice not mine.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 01:57 AM (IDhUW)

209 I can review my year. I moved, then I moved some more, then I worked on the house, then I moved some more, and then some more moving yet, worked on the house, then moved some more, and m oved, and moved, and moved, and........

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2022 02:00 AM (VwHCD)

210 Happy New Year, Mounties!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 02:01 AM (l94/7)

211 Happy New Year, Mounties!

And a happy new year to you, Miss Tammy!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 01, 2022 02:02 AM (SchxB)

212 So bers, what im hearing you say is that you've moved.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 02:03 AM (IDhUW)

213 Night Anonymous Guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2022 02:03 AM (dNqv+)

214 I forget how I discovered this place several years ago but am thankful I did....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy


Me, too; followed some link from somebody to a main post and somehow (praise the Lord) eventually dived into the comments and community.

I have... grown, because of AoSHQ.

(Milady says: I have also groaned because of AoSHQ.)

big hand big hand for Milady Lurky, yes?

Posted by: mindful webworker - yeah, grown OLD! at January 01, 2022 02:04 AM (lKDd/)

215 Cold front is officially here, so I'm gonna go crawl under a few blankets before it's too late. Happy new year, horde.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 01, 2022 02:04 AM (+WWsf)

216 Thank you, Blanco!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 02:05 AM (l94/7)

217
(Milady says: I have also groaned because of AoSHQ.)
~~~
So you're saying you gruesome.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 02:06 AM (IDhUW)

218 Happy New years Horde!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2022 02:08 AM (VwHCD)

219 It was all a test: glass: half-empty or -full?
See also: dress color and what did you hear challenges
Posted by: mindful webworker
-------

[dons engineer's hat, squints at glass]

The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2022 02:08 AM (lDew/)

220 Did you have bears at the house this fall Mike?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 02:09 AM (IDhUW)

221 Did you have bears at the house this fall Mike?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
------

Haven't seen a bear in probably two months.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2022 02:10 AM (lDew/)

222 Happy New Year, Berserker!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 02:12 AM (l94/7)

223 There is one around here that has learned to unlatch car doors. I don't expect them to be out now but my car door was suspiciously unlatched not too long ago.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 02:12 AM (IDhUW)

224 The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I am looking at you, darkly ...

Posted by: Adriane the Time Deprived Critic ... at January 01, 2022 02:13 AM (okV1R)

225 Well now the house is quiet, the last guest just left. First holiday in the new Landsraad went pretty good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2022 02:13 AM (VwHCD)

226 Happy New Year, Berserker!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 02:12 AM (l94/7)

and Happy New Year to you!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2022 02:14 AM (VwHCD)

227 Tammy, sweet lady, always good to see you in the comments.

Hordelings all, you are the best ~ thanks!

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 02:15 AM (IDhUW)

228 Did you serve a nice ham, Bers?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 02:15 AM (l94/7)

229 First holiday in the new Landsraad went pretty good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Pretty spicy party, eh ...

Posted by: House Harrkonen ... at January 01, 2022 02:16 AM (okV1R)

230 Kestrel, that's a big ditto! Peace and joy to you in this fresh new year!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 02:17 AM (l94/7)

231 Hey Kestrel, Happy New Year, I've got good relations with most of my kids, but one keeps herself at arms distance, we still love each other though. I was going to save a glass of the bubbles for breakfast, but I am all in now!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 02:17 AM (a4EWo)

232 Happy New Year to Ace, the COBs, the commenters, and all the ships at sea!

Hope everyone has a wonderful 2022.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 01, 2022 02:17 AM (SRRAx)

233 Well I've got a kitty on the lap but Valley of the Sunstroke is popping like corn ...

Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at January 01, 2022 02:18 AM (okV1R)

234 I hope 2022 makes up for the last few, Teresa.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 02:19 AM (l94/7)

235 Happy Gnu Year, Teresa ...

Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at January 01, 2022 02:19 AM (okV1R)

236 Ok, i came back because I thought you all needed to know that I ran bread thru the toaster twice. It is blackened but cold and i will eat it dipped in soup.

Good night

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 02:20 AM (IDhUW)

237 Hey Teresa, Happy New Year to you and your family. I am sorry about your dog, read it on last night's ONT.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 02:20 AM (a4EWo)

238 Kitty on the lap is a lovely state to be in, Adrian.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 02:20 AM (l94/7)

239 night, Kester. My mama prefers her toast burnt.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 02:22 AM (l94/7)

240 What kind of soup, Kestrel, I made a Vermont cheddar cheese soup today and it is really good.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 02:22 AM (a4EWo)

241 And you really need to know it is safeway brand nut and grain bread

Good night for real

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2022 02:22 AM (IDhUW)

242 Darn autocucumer doesn't like Kesterel.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 02:23 AM (l94/7)

243 Happy New Year, Berserker, ham for breakfast????

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 02:23 AM (a4EWo)

244 Happy New year to Ace and the Horde, and to all the Cobs. Just got home about 12:15. Plenty of good fireworks to see, despite the rain here. And I saw a large number of Mesa cops heading to some event on Baseline Road, east of Ellsworth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2022 02:24 AM (P3gRi)

245 Darn autocucumer doesn't like Kesterel.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Who would?
That's a JOKE, son, a JOKE!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 01, 2022 02:24 AM (cPGH3)

246 Night AK.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2022 02:26 AM (dNqv+)

247 Happy New Year to you too, Tammy, even though we've never met, I enjoy your comments. Nice to see so many lurkers here tonight, c'mon folks, jump in the water, it's only up to your knees and really warm.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 02:26 AM (a4EWo)

248 Happy New Year from one of those square shaped states out west. And thanks for all the fun times.

Posted by: Pod Hamp at January 01, 2022 02:26 AM (H+EKX)

249 Happy New Year, AOP ...

Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at January 01, 2022 02:29 AM (okV1R)

250 it's only up to your knees and really warm.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


i duuno still enough depth for a shark ...

Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at January 01, 2022 02:31 AM (okV1R)

251 August, lost my Mom.

2/prob 3
Posted by: mindful webworker - and thus begins another at January 01, 2022 01:49 AM (lKDd/)

Condolences, MW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2022 02:32 AM (P3gRi)

252 Adriane, Don't tell anyone it's the kiddy piss pool and there are only rubber sharks. Happy New Year, AOP!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 02:35 AM (a4EWo)

253 Happy new year, Ace, COBs, and horde.

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2022 02:35 AM (SH2Zi)

254 Mum's the word!

*** discretely washes feet and legs ***

Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at January 01, 2022 02:36 AM (okV1R)

255 Adriane, Don't tell anyone it's the kiddy piss pool and there are only rubber sharks. Happy New Year, AOP!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 02:35 AM (a4EWo)

Thank you, Debby, and you, too, Adriane. I visited friends in Gilbert, and got a little lap kitty time, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2022 02:37 AM (P3gRi)

256 OK, well my effervescence has gone, getting late here, goodnight Horde, I shall see you tomorrow.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2022 02:38 AM (a4EWo)

257 Late nite 2nd ONT greetings, Horde!

Happy New Year to you each, one and all. We all need a better 2022.

Enough of 2021. Done with it, shaking it's dust offa my feet.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2022 02:38 AM (QzJWU)

258 Sorry for your loss, MWW. Wife lost her Mom and the kids an angel of a grandmother this January. I am glad to put 2021 behind us.

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2022 02:38 AM (SH2Zi)

259 Oh. Shit. It's only 10.

I'm not going to make it to midnight.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 01:03 AM (U2p+3

*grabs nurse*

*shoves drink in hand*

You can do this.

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2022 02:44 AM (SH2Zi)

260 Well, I am fading fast, and it looks like the thread is doing the same. Time for me to call it a night. Happy New Year, one and all, and may 2022 be a vast improvement on 2021.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2022 02:45 AM (P3gRi)

261 Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes To Midnight

https://youtu.be/9qbRHY1l0vc

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2022 02:58 AM (SH2Zi)

262 *raises glass to the horde*

May 2022 bring you good health, happiness, and prosperity.

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2022 03:00 AM (SH2Zi)

263 Hey flounder

Happy New Year

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 03:00 AM (U2p+3)

264 Happy New Year to all of you Morons and here's to hoping for a better new year.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 01, 2022 03:00 AM (qZdIZ)

265 Happy New Year, Nurse, to you you and your boys. I knew you would make it.

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2022 03:02 AM (SH2Zi)

266 And to you and your boys, flounder.

I hope to see all y'all soon. Thank
You for your jokes and your funnin' and your friendship.

Peace be with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 03:06 AM (U2p+3)

267 Happy New Year!

and

'Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 01, 2022 03:06 AM (sAmhv)

268 The wife made me watch the Seacrest thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2022 03:08 AM (hQ23g)

269 The wife made me watch the Seacrest thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2022 03:08 AM (hQ23g)

------

https://tinyurl.com/2ksnedmf

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2022 03:08 AM (hQ23g)

270 Well, the booms have tapered off bigly and the rain is letting up as well.

Happy New Year & Good Night, Good People ...

Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at January 01, 2022 03:12 AM (okV1R)

271 Did you serve a nice ham, Bers?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 01, 2022 02:15 AM (l94/7)

Nope, no ham. Not in the house, not with a mouse, not in a box, not with a fox. Nothing here resembled ham, so kiss my ass Ham Orc I Am.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2022 03:13 AM (VwHCD)

272 Oh. Berserker and his ham.

Heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 03:16 AM (U2p+3)

273 I did "Elf" (I know it's late) and "Major Payne" with the kids for new year's eve. The Seacrest thing was just before midnight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2022 03:17 AM (hQ23g)

274 Cat's first barf of the New Year. It was one of those milky ones. On the carpet. Yay.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 01, 2022 03:24 AM (ju2Fy)

275 This will cure you, YD.

https://tinyurl.com/3977s4tf

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2022 03:25 AM (SH2Zi)

276 Berserker, may the new year find you protected from the Ham Fairy.

Speaking of which, picked up an inexpensive small ham we used for Christmas dinner ... dang, it's good. Ham and eggs one day, put it in an omelette with spinach another day.

In recent years have gotten in the habit of looking for very deeply discounted hams starting this week, after New Year's, have regularly scored great deals.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2022 03:26 AM (OTzUX)

277 Oh. Berserker and his ham.

Heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2022 03:16 AM (U2p+3)

I got yer frigging ham, lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2022 03:26 AM (VwHCD)

278 Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2022 03:25 AM (SH2Zi)

Thanks

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2022 03:27 AM (hQ23g)

279 I am looking at the same, Rhomboid. Ham and scalloped potatoes. Ham and cheese omelettes. Ham and bean soup with cornbread. All yum.

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2022 03:28 AM (SH2Zi)

280 Seems like a lot less fireworks this year, but hard to tell, or compare, really.

The gunfire is sometimes easy to distinguish - the nature of the sound, and especially the pacing. Some of that, not much. Have a public policy proposal relating to happy fire and public safety, but will save it til tomorrow.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2022 03:28 AM (OTzUX)

281 Berserker, may the new year find you protected from the Ham Fairy.

Speaking of which, picked up an inexpensive small ham we used for Christmas dinner ... dang, it's good. Ham and eggs one day, put it in an omelette with spinach another day.

In recent years have gotten in the habit of looking for very deeply discounted hams starting this week, after New Year's, have regularly scored great deals.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2022 03:26 AM (OTzUX)

I don't mind ham. I like it, and like you said its great with eggs in the morning. Its the marathon ham that drives me nuts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2022 03:34 AM (VwHCD)

282 Happy New Year to the Horde and those they love!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 01, 2022 03:37 AM (YG4HX)

283 And can elbows return this year! Blonde. Brunette and Redhead elbows.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 01, 2022 03:40 AM (YG4HX)

284 Berserker, got it. And love your ham fairy rants. Side-bar worthy, in my view.

Man from Athens - Saturday afternoons, chess thread, often some good elbows. But I know what you mean. I would agree to football threads with *only* female cheerleaders as the topic. But that might be viewed as primitive and offensive by some, and boring (no football) by others.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2022 03:48 AM (OTzUX)

285 And with that, will snooze into the new year. Ham and eggs in the morning.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2022 03:49 AM (OTzUX)

286 https://youtu.be/_lyve_egY8o

Van Morrison-These are the days

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 01, 2022 03:54 AM (sAmhv)

287 Rhomboid, like how you think. We could have both!

Ace, see to it.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 01, 2022 03:58 AM (YG4HX)

288 Happy New Year, ace and Morons!

You are an island of sanity in this world.

Just read a recent Imprimis article/speech summary by Larry Arn, of Hillsdale College titled The Way Out.

It contains some hope.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2022 04:22 AM (ufFY8)

289 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at January 01, 2022 04:34 AM (7NTue)

290 Larry Arnn
"The Way Out"

"Here are two questions pertinent to our times: (1) How would you reduce the greatest free republic in history to despotism in a short time? and (2) How would you stop that from happening?"

https://imprimis.hillsdale.edu/the-way-out

Posted by: m at January 01, 2022 04:37 AM (7NTue)

291
Happy New Year!

Posted by: Bach in Black at January 01, 2022 05:33 AM (7ubmG)

292 Haven't seen a bear in probably two months.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

That's good, if you're in the hospital !

Hospitals would be a buffet for bears.

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2022 05:45 AM (arJlL)

293 At 5 minutes more or less before midnight a man dressed in a ragged coat with a handgun walked into my property under the flood lights going towards my ferociously barking dogs in their pen, I was outside listening to the fireworks and he did see me, I shined the flash light in his face and he pulled a semi automatic pistol out, I asked him to leave and he walked to the road and fired a shot.
I called 911 he ran and left his bike behind with it's trailer filled with a pair of jeans, a chain, a saw and a 200 pound rock.
The Sheriff and I looked at each other and said at the same time, "WTF?"

Posted by: obsidian at January 01, 2022 10:42 AM (/IrZv)

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