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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/26/21)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“Our largest local school district just voted to pay people differently, not on merit, or by the content of their character, but based solely on the color of their skin,” MN State Rep. Jeremy Munson (R)


Quote II

“I’m looking forward to some aspects of this being behind me, of course. For everyone who is involved in this, it i’s never going to be behind us, because somebody died so tragically…not a day goes by I don’t think about that,” Alec Baldwin


The Comment of The Week


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Talk about mistakes on the job.

THE POPE
DECLARED DEAD BY MISTAKE ...
During TV Blunder

The Pope has died while discussing Covid-19 -- at least that's what one broadcaster almost had her viewers thinking ... when she mistakenly said the guy had croaked.

Francis' Christmas day remarks were being recapped Saturday by ITV broadcaster Kylie Pentelow, who was plugging along nicely ... until a little slip at the end when she said, "His death was announced ..."


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RIP Archbishop Desmond Tutu.

Archbishop Desmond Tutu, the Nobel Peace prize laureate who helped end apartheid in South Africa, has died aged 90.

President Cyril Ramaphosa said the churchman's death marked "another chapter of bereavement in our nation's farewell to a generation of outstanding South Africans".

Archbishop Tutu had helped bequeath "a liberated South Africa," he added.

Tutu was one of the country's best known figures at home and abroad.

A contemporary of anti-apartheid icon Nelson Mandela, he was one of the driving forces behind the movement to end the policy of racial segregation and discrimination enforced by the white minority government again


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But, but, but we have to do something, even if it is unproven.

Health Ministry grants emergency approval to Pfizer’s anti-COVID pill
Ministry says first shipment of Paxlovid oral medication slated to arrive in Israel in coming days, is expected to be equally effective against Omicron

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Paul Joseph Watson is on a roll........"Queen of the Bedwetters" for example. And oh yeah, NSFW-Langugae


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More-Love.Org Oh FFS.

Questions and concerns are being raised over a so-called “body positivity” group that’s selling “Don’t Weigh Me” business cards to help reduce so-called “weight stigma.” The cards are designed to be handed to medical professionals such as nurses and doctors.

“Please don’t weigh me unless it’s (really) medically necessary. If you really need my weight, please tell me why so that I can give you my informed consent,” the front of each card reads.

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It's not easy being a parent. Why you would take your parenting adventures to the World Wide Web I have no fvcking clue.

TOUGH LOVE I made my son sleep in a treehouse on Christmas Eve night for breaking 10pm curfew… other mums think I’m too strict

A MUM made her son sleep in a treehouse on Christmas Eve night after he was an hour late for his curfew - leaving the internet outraged.

Other parents have said the woman was far too over the top and branded her a "raging control freak", dishing out "excessively harsh" punishments.

The kid's excuses were lame. And he got off pretty lucky if you ask me.


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I try to put myself in the other person's shoes at times. I just don't get this one. If you are hated at your job, why would you talk to someone hated as badly as you?

VP Harris reportedly turned to Hillary about Improving Her Horrific Approval Rating

According to a new report from the NY Times VP Harris has turned to failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton on how to turn around her horrific approval ratings.

The Times reports Harris “has turned to powerful confidantes, including Clinton, to help plot a path forward.”

The NY Times also reports Harris hosted Clinton in her West Wing office in November.

“Ms. Harris has privately told her allies that the news coverage of her would be different if she were any of her 48 predecessors, all of whom were white and male,” the report writes. “She also has confided in them about the difficulties she is facing with the intractable issues in her portfolio, such as voting rights and the root causes of migration.”

Maybe she reached out to the JEF in the wrong way. But he laughed in her face.


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Let's Go Brandon.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



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Sit down, shut up and hang on. And remain that way unless you want to be a Genius Award Winner.

ATLANTA (CBS46) — A woman was escorted off a Dec. 23 flight at Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport after police say she caused a disturbance on a flight from Tampa, Fla.

According to the Atlanta Police Department, officers received a call about an unruly passenger on Delta flight 2790 this past Thursday.

ATL Uncensored posted a video of the altercation on Twitter, which Delta has confirmed is the incident in question.


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There is more than one way to remember your wedding anniversary. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


Dauphin County, PA — A Central PA couple has a big reason to celebrate this Christmas Eve.

Sarah and Daniel Heffleger are celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary.

The couple says they decided to get married on Christmas Eve because the church was already decorated for the winter holidays.

On Friday, the couple celebrated their love with a surprise celebration in their room at Colonial Park Care.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Angels.

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Comments

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1 Is that the view out your window?

Posted by: bluebell at December 26, 2021 09:47 PM (wyw4S)

2 The top picture I mean, not the bottom one.

Posted by: bluebell at December 26, 2021 09:47 PM (wyw4S)

3 1 Is that the view out your window?
Posted by: bluebell at December 26, 2021 09:47 PM (wyw4S)

I wish.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2021 09:47 PM (aA3+G)

4 2 The top picture I mean, not the bottom one.
Posted by: bluebell at December 26, 2021 09:47 PM (wyw4S)

As I said, I wish

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2021 09:48 PM (aA3+G)

5 Merry Christmas MisHum!

Posted by: bluebell at December 26, 2021 09:48 PM (wyw4S)

6 "[Biden] seems like he's a cordial guy," he added. "There's no animosity or anything like that. It was merely just an innocent jest to also express my God-given right to express my frustrations in a joking manner. ... I love him just like I love any brother or sister."

Schmeck said that he is not a supporter of former President Donald Trump, but is a "free-thinking American and follower of Jesus Christ."


Gotta get absolution at the altar of Orangemanbad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2021 09:48 PM (bKdTl)

7 So how was your Xmas bluebell?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2021 09:48 PM (aA3+G)

8 good evening

Posted by: wing at December 26, 2021 09:48 PM (PlW9M)

9 That was the NORAD call guy. He is getting death threats, shocker, I know.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 26, 2021 09:49 PM (bKdTl)

10 It was very nice, thank you! Although unfortunately one of my kids who lives nearby tested positive for Covid earlier in the week so couldn't come. But we FaceTimed with her all day on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day so she kind of got to spend it with us, and we dropped off some good food for her.

We actually knew a lot of people in Covid jail right now.

Posted by: bluebell at December 26, 2021 09:50 PM (wyw4S)

11 I would have loved a treehouse to be grounded in as a kid.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 09:51 PM (AxTbI)

12 10 It was very nice, thank you! Although unfortunately one of my kids who lives nearby tested positive for Covid earlier in the week so couldn't come. But we FaceTimed with her all day on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day so she kind of got to spend it with us, and we dropped off some good food for her.

We actually knew a lot of people in Covid jail right now.
Posted by: bluebell at December 26, 2021 09:50 PM (wyw4S)

Sorry to hear the kid was sick. But, FaceTime is nice for that kind of thing. We had 3 way present opening Saturday with that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2021 09:52 PM (aA3+G)

13 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2021 09:52 PM (qAR6u)

14 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 09:52 PM (mD/uy)

15 Yet another surreal and beautiful lead photo from MisHum!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 09:53 PM (hOUT3)

16 "If you really need my weight, please tell me why so that I can give you my informed consent," the front of each card reads.

How about this you imbecile - don't step on the scale if it bothers you so much.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 09:54 PM (mD/uy)

17 I wonder if the Mandela funeral sign language guy will be at Tutu funeral? What about the Nigerian pallbearers? Because that would be loads of fun.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2021 09:55 PM (0OP+5)

18 Good evening all.

Had a great Christmas with the two little ones. My FIL is being a miserable knob but that just is what it is.

Let's go Brandon.

Posted by: ballistic at December 26, 2021 09:56 PM (oXNqT)

19 Nice ONT, MisHum.

And yes, FaceTime is nice to have when separated from loved ones.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 09:56 PM (AxTbI)

20 Hmmm, Kate Jackson's outfits were never as quite revealing as the other two's. I liked her best.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 26, 2021 09:56 PM (7bRMQ)

21 One At A Time, Please.

Posted by: The Scale at December 26, 2021 09:56 PM (4I/2K)

22 I must confess, I would not mind that view from my window. I leave ti to the reader to ascertain which view I am talking about!

I fear hilarity will ensue!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

23

Ahoy, ſodomites & ſodomettes!

Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 09:58 PM (CMiSB)

24 22 I must confess, I would not mind that view from my window. I leave ti to the reader to ascertain which view I am talking about!

I fear hilarity will ensue!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

Really Dad!!!!

Posted by: Conor at December 26, 2021 09:58 PM (aA3+G)

25 Happy Boxing Day, everyone!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at December 26, 2021 09:59 PM (HV27O)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2021 09:59 PM (arJlL)

27 Hey Eromero. : )

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 09:59 PM (AxTbI)

28 Hey JT and Teresa.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 09:59 PM (AxTbI)

29

Good Evening

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 10:00 PM (CLkaN)

30 Hey MisHum, got the plow ready? 4-7 on the way

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2021 10:00 PM (7ZQe3)

31 How about this you imbecile - don't step on the scale if it bothers you so much.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 09:54 PM (mD/uy)


That is so harsh. Much more pleasant to say, sign this legal document stating potential comorbities were not observable due to patient preference!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

32 According to a new report from the NY Times VP Harris has turned to failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton on how to turn around her horrific approval ratings.

*facepalm*

Posted by: Captain Picard at December 26, 2021 10:00 PM (4I/2K)

33 Hiya SMH !

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2021 10:01 PM (arJlL)

34 Saw two of my grands via FT - the little stinkers were showing me the toys I sent to them.

The two year old got a (toy) battery powered leaf blower complete with leaf blower sounds. He absolutely loves it.

Payback is a bitch son.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)

35 Hi Braenyard.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:01 PM (AxTbI)

36 Hi, SMH. I stepped away to watch Atlas Shrugs Pt. 1 with Mrs. E. She tells me Ayn Rand was a smart cookie. So was George Orwell.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2021 10:01 PM (0OP+5)

37 yes omicron is moving really quickly thru ... well everyone!

Mike Rowe just announced he has the Ro

seems to feel ok tho - dry cough, sniffles

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 26, 2021 10:01 PM (j9HX3)

38 Really Dad!!!!
Posted by: Conor at December 26, 2021 09:58 PM (aA3+G)



Back in the crate for you, boyo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

39 Tomorrow night, the Power Ball jackpot is $299.5 million cash.

Talk about ending the year with a bang.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2021 10:02 PM (n9Xgr)

40 30 Hey MisHum, got the plow ready? 4-7 on the way
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2021 10:00 PM (7ZQe3)

The plow truck is fueled up and headed in the right direction.

Ringo's photo was loved by the wife and MidKid this weekend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2021 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

41

Hillz for advice on popularity??

Jimmuh for advice on the economy then?

Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:02 PM (vB7iW)

42 Angels we have heard on high.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2021 10:03 PM (63Dwl)

43 I - I thought you were Dale!

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater - God's Gift to Women at December 26, 2021 10:03 PM (gWAUD)

44 Tomorrow night, the Power Ball jackpot is $299.5 million cash.

Talk about ending the year with a bang.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Oh, All Right........

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2021 10:03 PM (arJlL)

45 Kamala and Hillary - the black hole of sux.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2021 10:04 PM (n9Xgr)

46 Hi, SMH. I stepped away to watch Atlas Shrugs Pt. 1 with Mrs. E. She tells me Ayn Rand was a smart cookie. So was George Orwell.
Posted by: Eromero
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Hub and I finished watching the second season of The Chosen, so no more TV until Season Three.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:04 PM (AxTbI)

47 45 Kamala and Hillary - the black hole of sux.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2021 10:04 PM (n9Xgr)


Hey what about me?

Posted by: Huma Abedin at December 26, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

48 Good evening Mis Hum and all you goofballs. Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 26, 2021 10:05 PM (nxdel)

49 Talk about ending the year with a bang.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Well, someone is going to win eventually...

probably an unnamed government official that gives 10% off the top to the Big Guy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

50 39 Tomorrow night, the Power Ball jackpot is $299.5 million cash.

Talk about ending the year with a bang.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2021 10:02 PM (n9Xgr)
Well heck. Texas Lotto is only eleven something after taxes. Can I walk in the Walmark and ask 'Can I get me a Powerball ticket here?'.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2021 10:05 PM (0OP+5)

51

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight,
Carry that weight a long time
Boy, you're gonna carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2021 10:05 PM (63Dwl)

52
49 Talk about ending the year with a bang.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Well, someone is going to win eventually...

probably an unnamed government official that gives 10% off the top to the Big Guy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

What is it really worth with Brandon Inflation?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

53 Hey what about me?

Posted by: Huma Abedin


By now you're past the event horizon...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2021 10:05 PM (n9Xgr)

54 Hub and I finished watching the second season of The Chosen, so no more TV until Season Three.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:04 PM (AxTbI)


People I know (and trust) say that it is fantastic. Is it worth turning in the TV to watch?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:06 PM (hOUT3)

55
LOL. The Boston Herald is claiming that the "I Did That" stickers and "Let's Go Brandon" chants are "Republican guerrilla campaigns."

The Conservative Media Ecosystem™ has no sense of shame, or even self-awareness. No matter how much their organs like the Herald might want that to be true... there is no way in ten thousand eternities that a single one of the GOP's legion of joyless, soulless, bien-pensant midwits has even one tenth of the basic humanity needed for a simulacrum of humor. They're a bunch of Karens. Just fatter, older, and uglier.

Get fucked, Herald. Nobody believes that. Republican guerrilla campaign... I mean... C'mon, man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2021 10:06 PM (hQ23g)

56 Offer the Big Guy 20% if he'll bark like a dog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2021 10:06 PM (n9Xgr)

57 What is it really worth with Brandon Inflation?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)


Well, to be fair, you do get a double order of fries with that...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

58 ...sad. The end of the Zap coming up...
Ah, well...

Anyway.
Good evening to all of the best folks inthe stratosphere!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 26, 2021 10:07 PM (t0714)

59 Hey Jewells. : )

It was nice. Kat (elder daughter) sent us prayer books, hot sauces (for her dad), and bath stuff for me.

We sent her the entire Left Behind series (she really wanted that) and a study bible.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:07 PM (AxTbI)

60 Ringo is The Star around here. He's a real chick magnet. Unfortunately they're all over 60 and a bit heavy set

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2021 10:08 PM (7ZQe3)

61

Smilies is down

Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:09 PM (vB7iW)

62 People I know (and trust) say that it is fantastic. Is it worth turning in the TV to watch?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Yes, it is.

https://watch.angelstudios.com/thechosen

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:09 PM (AxTbI)

63 57 What is it really worth with Brandon Inflation?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

Well, to be fair, you do get a double order of fries with that...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

Cool. All I need now is the "I'm a Fatty McFat-Fat" card and I'm all set.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

64 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Angels.

I have an idea! We'll redo Charlie's Angels, but with transgender people!

It will be a blockbuster hit! Huge! I guarantee it!

Posted by: Hollywood Pitch Meeting! at December 26, 2021 10:09 PM (I2/tG)

65 Evenin'
(sips beer)

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2021 10:09 PM (sAmhv)

66 I'm not going to rag on Desmond Tutu but I wonder if he ever looked back and reflected on his actions? In the end did he make things better or worse?
Well maybe I am ragging on him.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 26, 2021 10:09 PM (4thlk)

67 Smilies is down

But similes are up!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2021 10:10 PM (n9Xgr)

68 Hi, y'all.

78° high here in NE Okla today. A week from now, low of 10° and high of 23°. Could you folks up north please keep your weather up there where it belongs?

Now to consume some content.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at December 26, 2021 10:10 PM (dAFYB)

69 60 Ringo is The Star around here. He's a real chick magnet. Unfortunately they're all over 60 and a bit heavy set
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2021 10:08 PM (7ZQe3)

You need to stroll through a college campus you dirty old man.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2021 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

70 Angels!!!
(*looks for drool bucket...*)

Posted by: Norman Spiny at December 26, 2021 10:10 PM (1jXXF)

71 The Chosen is the best show we have seen in a long, long time. So we'll done.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2021 10:10 PM (7ZQe3)

72

Sarah Weddington, a Texas lawyer who as a 26-year-old successfully argued the landmark abortion rights case Roe v. Wade before the U.S. Supreme Court, died Sunday. She was 76.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2021 10:11 PM (63Dwl)

73 https://watch.angelstudios.com/thechosen
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:09 PM (AxTbI)


Thanks, sounds like it is a must see TV series.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

74 51

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight,
Carry that weight a long time
Boy, you're gonna carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2021 10:05 PM (63Dwl)
I don't care what nobody says, Abbey Road is a good album. I came home on leave and my brother was playing it with the arm up over and over. Jack Daniels was flowing and the house was full of wannabe hippie girls.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2021 10:11 PM (0OP+5)

75 Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at December 26, 2021 10:10 PM (dAFYB)

For the last 2 years we've been blasted with the Global Warmering caused Drought here in Calif.

Now we are blasted with a Globul Warmering HUGE series of rain and snow storms.

/looks confuseled.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:12 PM (oHd/0)

76 Posted by: lowandslow at December 26, 2021 10:09 PM (4thlk)

Liberals only look forward to the glorious future comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

77 SMH that sounds nice! I got spoiled rotten as usual by my kids and the hubster.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 26, 2021 10:13 PM (nxdel)

78 Pope Francis, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, easily mistaken for one another.

Posted by: mindful webworker - could happen to anyone! at December 26, 2021 10:13 PM (dAFYB)

79 Questions and concerns are being raised over a so-called "body positivity" group that's selling "Don't Weigh Me" business cards to help reduce so-called "weight stigma."

It's time we ended weight stigma!

Posted by: The National Foundation For The Advancement Of Diabetes! at December 26, 2021 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

80 I wonder if the Mandela funeral sign language guy will be at Tutu funeral? What about the Nigerian pallbearers? Because that would be loads of fun.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2021 09:55 PM

"Desmond is Amazing" will be there. Wearing a Tutu.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 26, 2021 10:13 PM (OssQ4)

81 Thanks, sounds like it is a must see TV series.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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I truly feel this show has God's stamp of approval.

And it tends to make one delve deeper into the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:14 PM (AxTbI)

82 Pope Francis, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, easily mistaken for one another.

Except one is now room temperature

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2021 10:14 PM (n9Xgr)

83 That genius award winner is reason #1367 why I won't fly...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 26, 2021 10:14 PM (UUBmN)

84 Please don't weigh me unless it's (really) medically necessary.

The wife of a surgeon told me that her husband hated operating on obese people because they are more likely to die on the operating table and when they survive the operation their recuperation doesn't go as well. Also, I have two overweight relatives who have adult onset diabetes, one had his foot amputated. I'm twenty pounds overweight myself, and I love eating. I understand the temptations of food, but pretending that being obese isn't a serious health risk is childish.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2021 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

85 So, update on the Christmas Eve brawl:

BIL and family left for home from MIL house. As far as I know, the silent treatment is still ongoing between BIL and stepfather.

We're taking an L on the holiday and moving on.

Posted by: jmel at December 26, 2021 10:14 PM (bVhJi)

86 Hub and I finished watching the second season of The Chosen, so no more TV until Season Three.
Posted by: SMH



I watched Season 1 the other day. It's well done. I like that they went around the System and made it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2021 10:14 PM (sAmhv)

87 Pope Francis, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, easily mistaken for one another.
Posted by: mindful webworker - could happen to anyone! at December 26, 2021 10:13 PM (

Our braindead cipher President mistook Francis for a negro league ballplayer. At least Tutu is a churchman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2021 10:15 PM (hQ23g)

88 I bought my husband a pair of Let's Go Brandon socks. He loves them.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 26, 2021 10:15 PM (nxdel)

89 SMH that sounds nice! I got spoiled rotten as usual by my kids and the hubster.
Posted by: Jewells45
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It was nice, but bittersweet.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:15 PM (AxTbI)

90 83 That genius award winner is reason #1367 why I won't fly...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 26, 2021 10:14 PM (UUBmN)


I hear you live in a cabin in the secluded forests.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2021 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

91 Now we are blasted with a Globul Warmering HUGE series of rain and snow storms.

Stop with the doubleplusungood wrongthink, Comrade.

As you know,
Unusually warm weather proves global warming.
Unusually cold weather proves global warming.
Unusually average weather proves global warming.


Do we really have to send you to Room 101?


Posted by: The Ministry Of Truth! at December 26, 2021 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

92 I watched Season 1 the other day. It's well done. I like that they went around the System and made it.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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We the people are helping to make this, not Hollyweird.

And to ensure people around the world can watch free.

Currently, funding for season 4 is underway.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:17 PM (AxTbI)

93 VP Harris reportedly turned to Hillary about Improving Her Horrific Approval Rating

Yeah, because Hillary is so beloved. She'll give Harris tips on how to be loved by the public.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2021 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

94 I hear you live in a cabin in the secluded forests.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
If I was retire and had no kids maybe...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 26, 2021 10:17 PM (UUBmN)

95 Harris hosted Clinton in her West Wing office

What? Nooooo. She was in the White House again? Count the spoons!

I was so sure Shrillary would never be POTUS... but I'm beginning to wonder....

Posted by: mindful webworker - Trump v Clinton redux, 2024??? at December 26, 2021 10:17 PM (dAFYB)

96 It was nice, but bittersweet.

I know. {{hugs}}

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 26, 2021 10:17 PM (nxdel)

97 Now we are blasted with a Globul Warmering HUGE series of rain and snow storms.

/looks confuseled.
Posted by: Romeo13


Weather is now sentient. It's science.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

98 I only saw Archbishop Tutu on TV once, when he was being interviewed on "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson." The only bit I remember is that the issue of gay rights came up, and Tutu, who was very much in support, said that if it were proven to him that God considers homosexuality to be a sin, then he would rather go to hell than to a heaven which does not condone such "love."

The Church of England, ladies and gentlemen!

Posted by: Dr. T at December 26, 2021 10:18 PM (Vgw1E)

99 91 Now we are blasted with a Globul Warmering HUGE series of rain and snow storms.

Stop with the doubleplusungood wrongthink, Comrade.
As you know,
Unusually warm weather proves global warming.
Unusually cold weather proves global warming.
Unusually average weather proves global warming.
Do we really have to send you to Room 101?

Posted by: The Ministry Of Truth! at December 26, 2021 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

Wait until you can't find any vaxx card...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:18 PM (oHd/0)

100 Damned CDC has just fear porned the gullible covidians that their poor pets can catch, carry, and give the covid virus to them.

I knew these bastards were evil, but this pales everything short of planned parenthood for me. Pets are just as helpless as kids.

Effing bastards.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 10:19 PM (IJES/)

101 I hear you live in a cabin in the secluded forests.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Clifton Clowers' daughter ?

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2021 10:19 PM (arJlL)

102 Wait...how many lights are there???

Posted by: lin-duh at December 26, 2021 10:19 PM (UUBmN)

103 VP Harris reportedly turned to Hillary about Improving Her Horrific Approval Rating

Yeah, because Hillary is so beloved. She'll give Harris tips on how to be loved by the public.
Posted by: nerdygirl


First, use your office to never let them connect you to the crime.

Posted by: Hilldog at December 26, 2021 10:20 PM (r1z5A)

104 Hey Rat!
Are you surviving the end of the world snow and cold event in the flats?
15 here and it snowed a tiny bit here this evening.
So glad I no longer have to risk the passes.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 26, 2021 10:20 PM (zNcSj)

105 Weather is now sentient. It's science.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

Globul Warmering.... and the Covid response... two cases of Governmental Hubris where they believe they can control the Natural Order... or God's Plan.

Note, Pride, ie Hubris, is one of the seven deadly sins.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:20 PM (oHd/0)

106 Hey, SMH !!!

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 10:20 PM (CLkaN)

107 If using another man's colon as a point of friction for masturbation is wrong, I don't wanna be right, you dig?

Posted by: Archbishop Tutu at December 26, 2021 10:21 PM (OssQ4)

108 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 10:19 PM (IJES/)

Saw a report that over half of the White Tail deer supposedly test positive for the Vids.

How the hell they would know? ie, who is testing DEAR for Covid? Got me stumped.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:22 PM (oHd/0)

109

The thought of Harris making Hillz VP once Puddin' Brains is out of the way makes me ill

Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:23 PM (qGjJe)

110 101 I hear you live in a cabin in the secluded forests.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Clifton Clowers' daughter ?

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2021 10:19 PM (arJlL)
Dang. I took the road to Wolverton Junction.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2021 10:24 PM (0OP+5)

111 Saw a report that over half of the White Tail deer supposedly test positive for the Vids.

How the hell they would know? ie, who is testing DEAR for Covid? Got me stumped.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:22 PM (oHd/0)

If they could catch 'em and test them for covid strains, they could vaccinate the wasting disease the poor things have.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 10:24 PM (IJES/)

112 You need to stroll through a college campus you dirty old man.

"""

Hmm, I hadn't thought of that. I could rent him out by the hour and get him walked at the same time

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 26, 2021 10:24 PM (7ZQe3)

113 Are you surviving the end of the world snow and cold event in the flats?
15 here and it snowed a tiny bit here this evening.
So glad I no longer have to risk the passes.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote


I'm loving it! Grandkids are working on an igloo (snows too powdery to pack but meh). Read you folks are in for some serious low temps!

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:24 PM (r1z5A)

114 They love their colons!

Posted by: Chris Plante at December 26, 2021 10:25 PM (jYQlA)

115 We're taking an L on the holiday and moving on.
Posted by: jmel

That stinks - yeah, try to put it all behind you. Ugh - family.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 10:25 PM (mD/uy)

116 109

The thought of Harris making Hillz VP once Puddin' Brains is out of the way makes me ill
Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:23 PM (qGjJe)

I really think the next Repub ticket should be DeSantis for Pres, and Trump for VP.

Why? Put Trump in charge of the Economy, AND they will be afraid to go after Desantis, because if impeached, Trump would be Prezzy again!

Also gets us past the Trump age issue.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:25 PM (oHd/0)

117 Should have turned to the left for Wolverton Mountain.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2021 10:25 PM (0OP+5)

118 Weird.

I got pulled over on my way home from church today for not having a seatbelt on. Daughter is riding in the car with me. Cop says "Is that your daughter?", "Yes, we're on our way home from church."

Five minutes later he walks up to her window, asks her if she knows my date of birth and if she wants to be riding in my car with me, does she feel safe to leave if she wants. She's confused, answers his questions.

Then he hands me my ticket and says "Do you know why I had to ask her those questions?" I said "No." He says "I'm doing my job."

I think I'm gonna go talk to the police chief next week. That f*cking pig was basically saying he was checking to see if I was some kind of pervert or kidnapper. Tired of these f*ckers. I think I may accuse ask the chief if this young pig was hitting on my daughter. Maybe then he'll understand what it's like to be accused of being a pervert. F*cking pig.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 10:25 PM (5We2S)

119 If using another man's colon as a point of friction for masturbation is wrong, I don't wanna be right, you dig?
Posted by: Archbishop Tutu at December 26, 2021 10:21 PM (OssQ4)


**spittake**

Posted by: Dr. T at December 26, 2021 10:26 PM (Vgw1E)

120 The sickest thing about the Clinton Body Count is nobody had to die for knowing too much, because she's immune to all prosecution anyway, no matter what gets exposed. They all died for nothing. Or because killing is just pleasure for those people.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 26, 2021 10:26 PM (OssQ4)

121 ...the wasting disease the poor things have.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 10:24 PM



AKA deer AIDS

Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:26 PM (qGjJe)

122 Harris is a Kalorama plant, she's not going to Hillary.

They are running a scam with her and she's in on it.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 10:26 PM (CLkaN)

123 Why? Put Trump in charge of the Economy, AND they will be afraid to go after Desantis, because if impeached, Trump would be Prezzy again!

Also gets us past the Trump age issue.
Posted by: Romeo13


I like that.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:26 PM (r1z5A)

124 I'm needing a new camera. Any camera savvy people here? It will be used mostly to take pics of my jewelry but I want nice quality pictures. The one I have now whenever I use a white background tends to give it a blueish hue..no bueno. I want to be able to download my pics to my laptop. I can spend maybe 3 to 4 hundred.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 26, 2021 10:27 PM (nxdel)

125 77 SMH that sounds nice! I got spoiled rotten as usual by my kids and the hubster.
Posted by: Jewells45

Hi Jewells!
All the girlies who received your bracelets were so very happy! Thank you for your beautiful work!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 10:27 PM (U2p+3)

126 Hah! That's great Rat.
Igloos are hard to build.
They'll keep you warm but it's a lot more work than a snow cave.
Friends built one above Stevens Pass years ago.
It was okay until water got spilled into a sleeping bag.
There were words, I'm told.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 26, 2021 10:28 PM (zNcSj)

127 Hey now, better make a decision.
Be a moron, and keep your position.
You oughta know now, all your education,
Won't help you no-how

You're gonna wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 26, 2021 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

128 Rat!
We on for Friday?

Squeeeeeee!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 10:28 PM (U2p+3)

129 Anyone who wants to get your furry asses out to Bainbridge Island on Friday is invited to lunch! Rat is paying!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 10:30 PM (U2p+3)

130 Damned CDC has just fear porned the gullible covidians that their poor pets can catch, carry, and give the covid virus to them.

I saw a great example of Covid fear porn today, from a New York TV station:

NEW YORK - The spiraling COVID-19 case numbers in New York are coming with a new warning of a disturbing rise in pediatric hospitalizations.

The New York State Department of Health on Friday warned of a "striking increase" in new hospital admissions for children.

The recent fourfold increase in admissions of children ages 18 and younger that began the week of Dec. 5 is concentrated in New York City and the surrounding metropolitan area, where the highly contagious omicron variant has taken a startling hold.


Of course, they don't tell you what the number of pediatric cases were before the "fourfold increase".

As of three days ago, five people under 18 were hospitalized with Covid in Oregon. If that number goes to twenty, that would be worth watching, but that still doesn't mean that kids are at any serious risk of getting ill.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2021 10:30 PM (I2/tG)

131 Thanks nurse!! So glad they loved them!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 26, 2021 10:30 PM (nxdel)

132 Why? Put Trump in charge of the Economy, AND they will be afraid to go after Desantis, because if impeached, Trump would be Prezzy again!

Also gets us past the Trump age issue.
Posted by: Romeo13


I like that.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:26 PM (r1z5A)

Me too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 10:30 PM (4I/2K)

133 Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 26, 2021 10:28 PM (zNcSj)

LOL, built one with the Kids back in the backyard in Colorado... fine light snow had fallen, but... built the first part of the walls on day 1, then, ran a hose from inside the house and lightly sprayed the outside...

Then finished the next day, after the walls had frozen overnight... then sprayed the rest.

Thing lasted for weeks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:31 PM (oHd/0)

134 Wait a minute. His PUNISHMENT was he had to sleep in a treehouse?????

Where is the punishment?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 26, 2021 10:31 PM (3YVDU)

135 Anyone who wants to get your furry asses out to Bainbridge Island . . .
Posted by: nurse ratched

Guess I can go ahead and cancel the manscaping then!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 10:31 PM (mD/uy)

136 Bitter Clinger that's awful!!! I would be furious and I would file a complaint, I mean what the actual fuck???

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 26, 2021 10:31 PM (nxdel)

137 Igloos are hard to build.
They'll keep you warm but it's a lot more work than a snow cave.
Friends built one above Stevens Pass years ago.
It was okay until water got spilled into a sleeping bag.
There were words, I'm told.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote


Heh, they just pile up snow, pack it, and hollow out the hill...told them this was the driest snow I've ever seen in Seattle. It was actually trying to drift!!
NURSE! {{{}}} As far as I know yes.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:32 PM (r1z5A)

138 I think the camera on my phone is one of the better cameras I've ever owned. And I'm not joking.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 26, 2021 10:32 PM (4thlk)

139 Bitter Clinger,

We live in a world where evil is increasing, and where trust is diminishing.

Don't get angry.
Don't be upset; it only leads to trouble.
Evil people will be sent away,
but those who trust in the Lord will inherit the land.
- Psalm 37:8-9 (NIV)

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:33 PM (AxTbI)

140 Anyone who wants to get your furry asses out to Bainbridge Island on Friday is invited to lunch! Rat is paying!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched


You little snot....(smiley face here)

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:33 PM (r1z5A)

141 Furry?

Inviting Beto over?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 26, 2021 10:33 PM (n9Xgr)

142 Romeo
That sounds like fun.
My friends were on an overnight winter travel course.
Cave or igloo were the options.
Different snow here though than CO.
We can get powder but what we usually have is known as, Cascade Concrete.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 26, 2021 10:34 PM (zNcSj)

143 Hey..

I don't really have much to say. I just miss this place. I'm not doing particularly well recently. Miss my moron family.

Hope everyone had a blessed Christmas and is looking forward to a happy New Year.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 26, 2021 10:34 PM (eiDoz)

144 I can see NIP!!!!!

And not thru the see thru cloth either. Farrah's left is peeking out half way.!!!1111!!

Ah that felt good. Like a kid again. Well almost.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 26, 2021 10:34 PM (3YVDU)

145 140 Anyone who wants to get your furry asses out to Bainbridge Island on Friday is invited to lunch! Rat is paying!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched


You little snot....(smiley face here)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:33 PM (r1z5A)

So... yer all invitin Furry's?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:34 PM (oHd/0)

146 Jewells. You don't need a new camera, so long as the other image quality attributes are OK.

You need post-exposure processing, such as Photoshop or Darkroom. Those have the tools to re-do a white-balance of the image at the click of a mouse.

Conversely, doing it the way we did it in Film Times, you can choose a warmer lighting source (add a 3200 Kelvin bulb to the mix, which is the warm yellow candle light tint of days gone by), or a No.1 or No.2 Yellow filter, and this may introduce you to the aged but still effective Cokin System.

Try some alternatives before you invest in Capital Hardware, and you'll likely come out $ hundreds ahead.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2021 10:35 PM (QzJWU)

147

Probably no wifi or gaming console in that treehouse

Poor thing

Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:35 PM (52aBt)

148 So... yer all invitin Furry's?
Posted by: Romeo13


Nurse! See what madness you have wrought!

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:36 PM (r1z5A)

149 Hope everyone had a blessed Christmas and is looking forward to a happy New Year.
Posted by: Broseidon at December 26, 2021 10:34 PM (eiDoz)

You too, Bro-man!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 10:36 PM (4I/2K)

150 Get fucked, Herald. Nobody believes that. Republican guerrilla campaign... I mean... C'mon, man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 26, 2021 10:06 PM (hQ23g)

Ha! You're exactly right - even the Herald probably knows that. But they can't bear to mention the logical alternative as to the source.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2021 10:36 PM (evAgx)

151

I know what the furries get, and it's not canal duty!

Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:36 PM (52aBt)

152 We can get powder but what we usually have is known as, Cascade Concrete.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 26, 2021 10:34 PM (zNcSj)

In Colorado you get a range of snowfall, depending on whether the storm is coming from the West, or the North.

Sometimes really wet heavy concrete, sometimes light fine powder. Real Powder days are GOLD for us snow skiiers... only time I would knuckle under and ski Vail so I could do the back bowls.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:37 PM (oHd/0)

153 Probably no wifi or gaming console in that treehouse

Poor thing
Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:35 PM (52aBt)


Quelle horreur, they probably took his cellphone as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

154
Sarah Weddington, a Texas lawyer who as a 26-year-old successfully argued the landmark abortion rights case Roe v. Wade before the U.S. Supreme Court, died Sunday. She was 76.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2021 10:11 PM (63Dwl)

_________

A warm welcome awaits her in the hereafter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2021 10:37 PM (/U27+)

155 Careful, maybe the Ewok will show up on Bainbridge.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 26, 2021 10:37 PM (zNcSj)

156 Jim SND that's good advice but this camera is pretty old and I don't mind doing what you suggested but maybe just a slightly better quality camera is what's needed?

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 26, 2021 10:37 PM (nxdel)

157 109

The thought of Harris making Hillz VP once Puddin' Brains is out of the way makes me ill
Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:23 PM (qGjJe)


Harris may as well paint a bullseye on her back.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2021 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

158 Posted by: Broseidon

So good to see you! I've missed you. Please. Stuck around. You're funny and you're smart. You're kind and handsome and you're a good person.
Thank you for checking in. Please stick around.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 10:38 PM (U2p+3)

159

Smilies is back up!

Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:38 PM (52aBt)

160 Anyone who wants to get your furry asses out to Bainbridge Island on Friday is invited to lunch!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 10:30 PM


We're not all Ewoks, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 10:38 PM (a3Q+t)

161 I always liked the Pretenders, and especially that Christmas song! Thanks for including it tonite!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2021 10:38 PM (evAgx)

162 Hope everyone had a blessed Christmas and is looking forward to a happy New Year.
Posted by: Broseidon at December 26, 2021 10:34 PM (eiDoz)

You too, Bro-man!

Ditto.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:39 PM (r1z5A)

163 {{{Jewells}}}, what kind of cell phone do you have?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:39 PM (hOUT3)

164 153 Probably no wifi or gaming console in that treehouse

Poor thing
Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:35 PM (52aBt)

Quelle horreur, they probably took his cellphone as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

Uh, my Wi Fi reaches the backyard...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:39 PM (oHd/0)

165 All the Wrong Reasons Dept.

Greatest meme of the year, if not the decade, is Let's Go Brandon. The joyless mopes criticize it as being vulgar (as if it were literally FJB), but the deeper joke is that it was that media gal who gifted us with this phrase.

Similarly, they're piling on Jared for saying it to the President, ignoring that the deeper joke is Joe's (and DOCTOR Mrs Jill's) reactions.

Do they really not get it, or do they just play "look, a squirrel"?

LGB: I agree! - resident mushbrains - who would've thought the LGB meme could get even better!!??

Posted by: mindful webworker - kill the messenger! at December 26, 2021 10:39 PM (dAFYB)

166 Romeo
It's pretty rare for us to get powder out here.
I have skied it and it's great. Usually though if you take a fall it's gonna leave a mark. I've dome mostly cross country skiing so it's rare for me to get too much speed but it has happened.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 26, 2021 10:40 PM (zNcSj)

167 160 Anyone who wants to get your furry asses out to Bainbridge Island on Friday is invited to lunch!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 10:30 PM

We're not all Ewoks, you know.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 10:38 PM (a3Q+t)

Yeah, Chewy is asking if he's invited.

Posted by: Han Solo at December 26, 2021 10:40 PM (oHd/0)

168 Jakee, I think if you zoom in, you'll see that's Kate's hair.

But my 16 y.o. self is right there with you.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 26, 2021 10:41 PM (jYQlA)

169 Rooskies jammin' : https://tinyurl.com/23c7mtv2

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2021 10:41 PM (Xrfse)

170 Don't get angry.
Don't be upset; it only leads to trouble.
Evil people will be sent away,
but those who trust in the Lord will inherit the land.
- Psalm 37:8-9 (NIV)
Posted by: SMH

Amen.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 10:41 PM (mD/uy)

171
So did the Archbish take any responsibility for the current state of South Africa? How many blacks wish the white guys would take over again?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2021 10:42 PM (/U27+)

172 Thanks for the lovely ONT, Mis Hum!

Great photo up top of a nice early winter scene.

Let's Go Brandon!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 26, 2021 10:42 PM (4GA/5)

173 Everyone's invited!
It's a bitch to get to.

But. The view and the company will be beyond compare.

Rat has it good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 10:42 PM (U2p+3)

174 Now that I look at it that just might be Kate's hair. The Hair are curled in a circle and meet like the outline of a nip and it seems darker there too.

Darn!

Posted by: jakee308 at December 26, 2021 10:42 PM (3YVDU)

175 161 I always liked the Pretenders, and especially that Christmas song! Thanks for including it tonite!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2021 10:38 PM (evAgx)
Best Pretenders song was 'Special'.

Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2021 10:42 PM (0OP+5)

176 fighting racism by segregating teachers by race.

Fucking brilliant.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 10:42 PM (OalnH)

177 Similarly, they're piling on Jared for saying it to the President, ignoring that the deeper joke is Joe's (and DOCTOR Mrs Jill's) reactions.

Do they really not get it, or do they just play "look, a squirrel"?

LGB: I agree! - resident mushbrains - who would've thought the LGB meme could get even better!!??
Posted by: mindful webworker - kill the messenger!


The priceless part is NBC owns that shit lock stock and barrel. Tried to cover for his ass, and started the greatest insult in the history of media.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:42 PM (r1z5A)

178 Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:33 PM (AxTbI)

I was driving at 1 pm in my church clothes with my daughter in her church clothes and stated we were on our way home from church polities and cooperated with all of his requests with a "Yes sir."

If I was a woman, my daughter would not have been questioned. I want to know why my daughter was questioned without an explanation, without my consent.

I want to know what would happen if she didn't happen to know my birthday. I want to know what would have happened if that line of questioning would have been used if a council member, another cop or the mayor had been stopped coming home from church with their children.

I want answers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 10:43 PM (5We2S)

179 Ya know, there are many worse places to work and wind up in than a gas station.

We love Zappa!!

Posted by: Viking One at December 26, 2021 10:43 PM (JPtHE)

180 if it were proven to him that God considers homosexuality to be a sin, then he would rather go to hell than to a heaven which does not condone such "love."

See Leviticus 18:22 NABRE

Posted by: Fox2! at December 26, 2021 10:43 PM (jBoTu)

181 lol Tonypete.

I have to constantly remind myself of that.

Anger isn't a sin in itself, how you respond to anger, however, may be.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:43 PM (AxTbI)

182 Best powder day I ever experienced was pure chance, in Park City, UT.

Rolled out to The Canyons and coincidentally it dumped 18"+ on us. Just a ridiculous full day of riding glorious fluffy ungroomed deliciousness.

Posted by: ballistic at December 26, 2021 10:43 PM (oXNqT)

183

I don't think ewoks or wookies are technically furphags

Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:44 PM (52aBt)

184 fighting racism by segregating teachers by race.

Fucking brilliant.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant


Boy howdy does it work for us!

Posted by: The Klan and DNC at December 26, 2021 10:44 PM (r1z5A)

185 As of three days ago, five people under 18 were hospitalized with Covid in Oregon. If that number goes to twenty, that would be worth watching, but that still doesn't mean that kids are at any serious risk of getting ill.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2021 10:30 PM (I2/tG)

__

No. Even if it goes to 20 it is still a fraction or a fraction of a percent of the under 18 population in the state.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 10:44 PM (OalnH)

186 It's pretty rare for us to get powder out here.
I have skied it and it's great. Usually though if you take a fall it's gonna leave a mark. I've dome mostly cross country skiing so it's rare for me to get too much speed but it has happened.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 26, 2021 10:40 PM (zNcSj)

Yeah, I skied the East Coast in the early 80's, when I was stationed out there. Even skied at the Lake Geneva Playboy Club when it was still open. Really short crappy hill, but we had a ball... people were actually buying us drinks when we came down as it was unusual to have anyone on that little hill who could actually ski. But this was back when Hot Dogging was just getting started, and anyone who could do a helicopter was God Like... LOL.

Posted by: Han Solo at December 26, 2021 10:44 PM (oHd/0)

187 ..Jim SND that's good advice but this camera is pretty old and I don't mind doing what you suggested but maybe just a slightly better quality camera is what's needed? Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 26, 2021 10:37 PM (nxdel)


Jewells. Good cameras die when their guts die, and not before. I'm shooting a 2013 Nikon Df, and it's a derivative of a 1980s Nikon FM film camera with the sensor and brains of the (then) top of the line Nikon D4. Wouldn't trade it for nuthin'. Point being, your "blue tint" isn't so much a camera problem, as a light-spectrum problem. There are adjustable LED systems, that will let you manipulate a slide or knob, to adjust the "color temperature" of the output, and those would let you get the EXACT right color of white in your pics.

Write to me, and I'll research and reply at more length. Though the modern digital world left me behind vs. film, it hasn't negated what I learned in there years of Occupational Photography in school. We can fix this without you buying a new camera, count on it!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2021 10:44 PM (QzJWU)

188 I want answers.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 10:43 PM (5We2S)


And you deserve them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 10:44 PM (hOUT3)

189 Didja see that the Ho has a new excuse? The covid has kept her from rubbing elbows with the great unwashed and accomplishing stuff. Yeah, boy, but for the covid she'd have fixed the border.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 10:44 PM (FVME7)

190 182 Best powder day I ever experienced was pure chance, in Park City, UT.

Rolled out to The Canyons and coincidentally it dumped 18"+ on us. Just a ridiculous full day of riding glorious fluffy ungroomed deliciousness.

Posted by: ballistic at December 26, 2021 10:43 PM (oXNqT)

Yeah... need to get to Park City... never skied there. Tried to get there last week (Sister and family were there skiing) but I pulled a muscle in my back, and had to cancel my trip.

Getting old sucks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:46 PM (oHd/0)

191 I saw this doc on YouTube about poverty among whites in S. Africa. Tens of thousands of whites now live in ghettoes in all the big cities. If you're white, getting a job is damn near impossible, unless you are connected. So there is a huge class chasm between the haves whites and non haves whites.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 10:47 PM (OalnH)

192 Only time I skied powder. Prolly
Wasn't what purists consider pure powder.

Whistler. 2006.
Got up early. Had special tickets to "First Tracks" up on the mountain.
Went up with an expert snowboarder and an expert skier (who is a fireman. His definition of risk is different than normal people). We looked over the edge..... and it was cathartic. If I had fallen, may have died of suffocation. Had to jump turn to get my tips over the top of the snow.

Dude.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 10:47 PM (U2p+3)

193 Harris having Hillary consulting in the White House is Obama torturing Hillary with what she'll never have.

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2021 10:48 PM (gjH3l)

194 if it were proven to him that God considers homosexuality to be a sin, then he would rather go to hell than to a heaven which does not condone such "love."

-
And I think he should so it's a win/win.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 10:48 PM (FVME7)

195
Saw a report that over half of the White Tail deer supposedly test positive for the Vids.

How the hell they would know? ie, who is testing DEAR for Covid? Got me stumped.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:22 PM (oHd/0)

----

An African leader established that papayas test positive for covid.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 26, 2021 10:49 PM (2iDSr)

196 The Utah slogan "The Greatest Snow On Earth" is correct, and the best powder in the Salt Lake area is at Alta.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2021 10:49 PM (a3Q+t)

197
A) Trump would not settle for VP

2) I'd like Trump to run if only because of the massive epidemic of exploding noggins.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Don / Don Jr 2024 at December 26, 2021 10:49 PM (dAFYB)

198 I saw this doc on YouTube about poverty among whites in S. Africa.

Q: What's the difference between South Africa and Zimbabwe?

A: About thirty years.

Posted by: Old Joke! at December 26, 2021 10:49 PM (I2/tG)

199 Next, VP Harris discusses firearm safety with White House Task Force invitee Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 10:50 PM (4I/2K)

200 Best snow: Utah
Second Best (and barely behind Utah): Montana

How peeps ski in that Pacific heavy ass shit, I will never know

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 10:50 PM (OalnH)

201 fighting racism by segregating teachers by race.

Fucking brilliant.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant

Well, I knew it wasn't thinking brilliant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 10:50 PM (FVME7)

202 Racism begets racism.

During Jim Crow, many blacks became mistrustful of whites, and vice versa.

Now, many whites are mistrustful of blacks, and vice versa.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:51 PM (AxTbI)

203 Getting old sucks.
Posted by: Romeo13

Just once I'd like to go all night without having to make a trip to the bathroom. Even worse, I swear when I awake, I have to slide my sorry ass out of bed like an 9 month pregnant lady - you know, feet first, then hips slowly, slowly until my feet hit the floor and then, and only then, a shaky stance for a few moments until the joints wake up.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 10:51 PM (mD/uy)

204 Having grown up on the East coast and skiing in places like Banner Elk, NC on basically all man-made snow and sheets of ice, finally going out west was just a ridiculous experience.

Posted by: ballistic at December 26, 2021 10:52 PM (oXNqT)

205 How peeps ski in that Pacific heavy ass shit, I will never know
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant


The Meyer (sp?) bros claimed they were world class because they "learned to ski in the worst snow on the planet."

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:52 PM (r1z5A)

206 I want answers.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 10:43 PM (5We2S)
---------------------

Why didn't you ask him?
Why did you allow him to talk to your daughter?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 10:53 PM (CLkaN)

207 Got up early. Had special tickets to "First Tracks" up on the mountain.
Went up with an expert snowboarder and an expert skier (who is a fireman. His definition of risk is different than normal people). We looked over the edge..... and it was cathartic. If I had fallen, may have died of suffocation. Had to jump turn to get my tips over the top of the snow.

Dude.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 10:47 PM (U2p+3)

Had a great powder day skiing at Mammoth Mt in Calif... run called Dragons Back... Huge REALLY steep cliff... only people skiing it were me and a friend that day. It's steep enough that its Jump turns all the way down. No WAY I could do it now, not strong enough, but that was back in my mid 20's.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:53 PM (oHd/0)

208 Getting old isn't for the faint of heart.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:53 PM (AxTbI)

209 Guam may flip over.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 26, 2021 10:53 PM (jYQlA)

210 if it were proven to him that God considers homosexuality to be a sin, then he would rather go to hell than to a heaven which does not condone such "love."


I accept your terms!
-- God

(just kidding - no one knows the mind of God but He does tell us what He's looking for in us. Ignore at your peril.)

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 10:53 PM (mD/uy)

211 Didja see that the Ho has a new excuse? The covid has kept her from rubbing elbows with the great unwashed and accomplishing stuff. Yeah, boy, but for the covid she'd have fixed the border.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 10:44 PM (FVME7)


Comparing her to a ho is insulting to every hard working prostitute in this country.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2021 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

212 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 10:25 PM (5We2S)

How do you think he'd feel if it later turned out she was on a one way ride to a ditch on the side of the road with her throat slashed?

I know there's ways to do it and then there's other ways to do it.

I got stopped once with a very young looking girl late at night. He didn't ask the questions until he saw my age. (I looked younger than my age back then) I knew what he was doing and I didn't mind because I did.

That happens every day. Every damn day more than one girl gets into someone's car and doesn't get out on their own power. Thousands thru the year. They do not die well. We can only imagine the terror of their last few minutes of life. Could you face yourself in the morning if you didn't ask those questions just in case? It has to be done with diplomacy but a lot of people can't do that and maintain their demeanor otherwise so they tend to be snide, snarky or just plain rude. And that actually may be on purpose also.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 26, 2021 10:53 PM (3YVDU)

213
No skier myself but I went to Vail once when someone backed out of a group trip and I bought their ticket. It may have been the largest concentration of upper-class assholes I'd ever seen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2021 10:54 PM (/U27+)

214 204 Having grown up on the East coast and skiing in places like Banner Elk, NC on basically all man-made snow and sheets of ice, finally going out west was just a ridiculous experience.

Posted by: ballistic at December 26, 2021 10:52 PM (oXNqT)

___

Yeah west coast skiers are spoiled and many don't know how good they have it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 10:54 PM (OalnH)

215 Just once I'd like to go all night without having to make a trip to the bathroom. Even worse, I swear when I awake, I have to slide my sorry ass out of bed like an 9 month pregnant lady - you know, feet first, then hips slowly, slowly until my feet hit the floor and then, and only then, a shaky stance for a few moments until the joints wake up.
Posted by: Tonypete


joey b. doesn't get up in night to use the bathroom. Which is why jill sleeps with hunter.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:54 PM (r1z5A)

216 It takes some getting used to but skiing out here can be lots of fun.
That said, avalanches are not your friend.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 26, 2021 10:55 PM (zNcSj)

217 197
A) Trump would not settle for VP

2) I'd like Trump to run if only because of the massive epidemic of exploding noggins.
Posted by: mindful webworker -
-----------------

You know he's going back in that office loaded for bear.

I think his old loyalists are prepping for his first day right now.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 10:55 PM (CLkaN)

218 It would be much more cost effective, and metric shat tons cheaper, if I gave a hobo a lead pipe and a $20 to break a knee than to attempt skiing. Or ice skating. Or jumping out of perfectly good airplanes.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 10:55 PM (IJES/)

219 ...why jill sleeps with hunter.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:54 PM



*snort

Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 10:55 PM (52aBt)

220 Why didn't you ask him?
Why did you allow him to talk to your daughter?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 10:53 PM (CLkaN)

.....

Because I didn't want to get shot on the side of the road by some 20 something year old cop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 10:55 PM (5We2S)

221 How peeps ski in that Pacific heavy ass shit, I will never know
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 10:50 PM (OalnH)

Yeah, now days I ski the steeps and the flats... stay out of the bumps and heavy stuff.... no more jumping... no more tree bashing.

but I still laugh as I blow past the kids.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (oHd/0)

222 Rooskies jammin' : https://tinyurl.com/23c7mtv2
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2021 10:41 PM (Xrfse)

I thought that was the R-330.
(Obscure cold war reference)

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (axyOa)

223 Jewells. Check this wee LED lighting system out.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8jvsyd

The "softbox" lighting arrangement helps you to kill shadows under your jewelry pieces. You'd might as well learn to use it anyway, no reason for your bangles to be "pro", only for your pics to be .. "not"?

Sixty bucks, you can afford to count it up to a Learning Experience, anyway. Oh, and it has color adjustable LEDs in the bargain. What's not to love?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (QzJWU)

224 Yeah I hate Vail too. I went there one time. I had to pay $30..... TO PARK!! And then the longest fucking lines imaginable for lifts. First and last trip there.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (OalnH)

225 lol Bif.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (AxTbI)

226 Don't get angry.
Don't be upset; it only leads to trouble.
Evil people will be sent away,
but those who trust in the Lord will inherit the land.
- Psalm 37:8-9 (NIV)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth

Well, I'd like to grease the skids for them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (FVME7)

227 Sit down, shut up and hang on. And remain that way unless you want to be a Genius Award Winner.

Karens Gone Wild

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (II3Gr)

228 Hey Jim.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (AxTbI)

229 Do they really not get it, or do they just play "look, a squirrel"?
LGB: I agree! - resident mushbrains - who would've thought the LGB meme could get even better!!??
Posted by: mindful webworker - kill the messenger! at December 26, 2021 10:39 PM (dAFYB)


they are in a fork and don't know what to do, though ignoring it might be the best thing. I think they are going to try to make it their own, which leads me to think of all the people who will call back "Just go Brandon, just go"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2021 10:57 PM (ZMraq)

230 It would be much more cost effective, and metric shat tons cheaper, if I gave a hobo a lead pipe and a $20 to break a knee than to attempt skiing. Or ice skating.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Tonya Harding's available.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 10:57 PM (mD/uy)

231 No skier myself but I went to Vail once when someone backed out of a group trip and I bought their ticket. It may have been the largest concentration of upper-class assholes I'd ever seen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2021 10:54 PM (/U27+)

this is true. Vail is full of asshats, most of whom don't know how to ski.

Sadly Breckenridge has become the same... went from a Western Young Ski town, to a place with art galleries and no live music.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:57 PM (oHd/0)

232 220 Why didn't you ask him?
Why did you allow him to talk to your daughter?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 10:53 PM (CLkaN)

.....

Because I didn't want to get shot on the side of the road by some 20 something year old cop.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 10:55 PM (5We2S)

Yeah, I get the feeling a "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!!!" would have resulted. Unfortunate and shitty, but that's where we are.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 10:57 PM (II3Gr)

233 I ski flats to warm up and the last run or two when by legs are gone. But in between, it's trees, bumps and bowls for me. For the time being, my body can still do it, but I know eventually father time will say enough is enough.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 10:58 PM (OalnH)

234 The Pope lives.

Let us give hosannas, thanks, and the a modest fuck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2021 10:58 PM (VxC1e)

235 Evil people will be sent away,
but those who trust in the Lord will inherit the land.
- Psalm 37:8-9 (NIV)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth

Well, I'd like to grease the skids for them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (FVME7)

Right now evil people run the entire fucking show.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 10:59 PM (II3Gr)

236 Hadrian
Yes, you have been to Vail.
Aspen is as bad. Steamboat, I think used to be better.
Cross country is all I'll do now.
If my back and knees stop screaming at me.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 26, 2021 10:59 PM (zNcSj)

237 I accept your terms!
-- God

(just kidding - no one knows the mind of God but He does tell us what He's looking for in us. Ignore at your peril.)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 10:53 PM (mD/uy)
----------------

Sometimes he will cut slack
Sometimes he will cut you down
But he has rules... and the 10
are the gate to Heaven or Hell.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 10:59 PM (CLkaN)

238 224 Yeah I hate Vail too. I went there one time. I had to pay $30..... TO PARK!! And then the longest fucking lines imaginable for lifts. First and last trip there.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (OalnH)

My season pass covered Vail, and luckily I could ski on weekdays. Would not go anywhere near it on weekends or near Holidays. My go to's in Colorado? Keystone and A-Basin.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:59 PM (oHd/0)

239 If someone had released where Col Vindeman lived...would that be ok?

How about Fauci?

No? Gee, I wonder what's different here...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2021 10:59 PM (ESjRY)

240 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 10:57 PM (II3Gr)

.....

I'd have wound up on here with somebody saying "Dumbass shouldn't have resisted. He deserved killing."

I'm old enough to know that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 10:59 PM (5We2S)

241 234 The Pope lives.

Let us give hosannas, thanks, and the a modest fuck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2021 10:58 PM (VxC1e)

Don't give a fractional shit about the pope. He's a) just a man, and b) a heretic anyway. So

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 11:00 PM (II3Gr)

242 Alta still does not allow boarders. Which makes Alta fucking awesome for that alone.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 11:00 PM (OalnH)

243 Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 10:51 PM (mD/uy)

Welcome to MY world.

I have to do all that with aching joints due to my incurable arthritis. And the pain medications do not work all that well. Too much and I could lose my balance, fall and break something. Too little and I can't sleep.

The getting up in the night can usually be resolved. Some Saw Palmetto? Or a surgical session of a micro roto rooter and bore things out. I've had that done. No fun but better than catheterizing every time. There's also some red pills that will lessen the pain or urgency for a while but you have to be careful and make sure the Dr. says ok.

Yep. Growing old ain't for sissies.

Now get thee hence from the foliage growing in my front dooryard.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 26, 2021 11:00 PM (3YVDU)

244 >>>Right now evil people run the entire fucking show.

Posted by: Insomniac -
---------------

By their finger tips.


Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:01 PM (CLkaN)

245 Our braindead cipher President mistook Francis for a negro league ballplayer.

-
He throws a wicked curve ball that breaks to the left.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 11:01 PM (FVME7)

246 Pope who?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 26, 2021 11:01 PM (jYQlA)

247 Patty Melt with a Tri-Delt.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 26, 2021 11:02 PM (vuisn)

248 The Pope lives.

Pope Benedict or the anti-Pope

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2021 11:02 PM (ESjRY)

249 Howdy Mis Hum. Hello Hordelings.

Posted by: Doof at December 26, 2021 11:03 PM (mZUr4)

250 Nice Charlie's Angels pic. Kate Jackson really had
it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2021 11:03 PM (QU5/8)

251 The Meyer (sp?) bros claimed they were world class because they "learned to ski in the worst snow on the planet."
Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 10:52 PM (r1z5A)

The Maher brothers.
They literally blew past me a couple years ago up on Mr Ranier. They were talking while skiing at a speed that would scare.the crap outta me. Amazing skiiers!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 11:03 PM (axyOa)

252 Sarah Weddington, a Texas lawyer who as a 26-year-old successfully argued the landmark abortion rights case Roe v. Wade before the U.S. Supreme Court, died Sunday. She was 76.

Oh, we will have such fun now...forever.

Posted by: Stan at December 26, 2021 11:03 PM (ESjRY)

253 People went to jail for Trump and never said a word except F.U. Deep State. We are so close the drunkard, druggie, pedophiles haven't slept for months.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:04 PM (CLkaN)

254 I swear when I awake, I have to slide my sorry ass out of bed like an 9 month pregnant lady - you know, feet first, then hips slowly, slowly until my feet hit the floor and then, and only then, a shaky stance for a few moments until the joints wake up.
Posted by: Tonypete


Do you make that old person groan when you get up or sit down? My dog now does that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2021 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

255 Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 10:58 PM (OalnH)

When I was about 35.... I was up skiing at a local place in central Calif by myself. Saw this guy coming down the hill, wearing a Fur Hat... and FLAWLESS form... pristine... gracefull.... sat in awe. Turned out he had worked with my Father, and was his best friend prior to Marriage... and he was 68 at the time.

My Father quit skiing when us kids were born, because one of his friends got hurt and could not ski (Yeah, I'm sure MOM had something to do with that choice)...

But I decided right then, then when I grew up (Yeah, I was 35) I wanted to be my Dad's friend, Mr. Roberts...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 11:04 PM (oHd/0)

256 Posted by: BifBewalski

Tonya Harding's available.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 10:57 PM (mD/uy)

Smash would kill me slow. But whoooo! Even 51 year old Tanya is still trailer park hot.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 11:05 PM (IJES/)

257 SMH!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2021 11:05 PM (QzJWU)

258 Yeah Mr. Roberts!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 11:05 PM (OalnH)

259 Our braindead cipher President mistook Francis for a negro league ballplayer.

-
He throws a wicked curve ball that breaks to the left.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!


For Gods sake! Keep him away from TuTus funeral!!

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:05 PM (r1z5A)

260 Well Horde.... I think I need to go watch a Bad 80's Ski Comedy... maybe Hot Dog? Ski School? Ski Patrol?

Have to see what I can find!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 11:06 PM (oHd/0)

261 lol Bif.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (AxTbI)

Hehehe. But you agree, right?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 26, 2021 11:06 PM (IJES/)

262 This just in.
White smoke wafting.
Satchel Paige elected new Pope.

Posted by: Viking One at December 26, 2021 11:06 PM (JPtHE)

263 Bitter Clinger, are you in a blue or red city?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:06 PM (CLkaN)

264 Harris having Hillary consulting in the White House is Obama torturing Hillary with what she'll never have.
Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2021 10:48 PM (gjH3l)


it is an attempt to gather in Hillz' voters and fans.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2021 11:08 PM (ZMraq)

265 The Maher brothers.
They literally blew past me a couple years ago up on Mr Ranier. They were talking while skiing at a speed that would scare.the crap outta me. Amazing skiiers!
Posted by: Diogenes


Thank you for the correct spelling.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:08 PM (r1z5A)

266 Will the next Pope be a black man?

Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2021 11:08 PM (gjH3l)

267 My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas
And he makes two fifty for an hour.
He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans
Sings rock and roll in the shower.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 11:08 PM (FVME7)

268 Racism begets racism.

During Jim Crow, many blacks became mistrustful of whites, and vice versa.

Now, many whites are mistrustful of blacks, and vice versa.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 10:51 PM (AxTbI)


Isn't it grand when a plan comes together!
/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 11:08 PM (hOUT3)

269 Hehehe. But you agree, right?
Posted by: BifBewalski
___

Yes I do.

I surfed as a kid in Hawaii, but that was long ago.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:09 PM (AxTbI)

270 Romeo13,
I can't do the crazy shit anymore. I'm good with groomers and the occasional bumps.

I really want to do some more cross country. Skate skiing looks fun, but too hard.

I'd rather xcountry ski out and have a hot lunch, a nice drink or four, and ski back. I love the snow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 11:09 PM (U2p+3)

271 Then he hands me my ticket and says "Do you know why I had to ask her those questions?" I said "No." He says "I'm doing my job."


Well to the new, improved America - where the pedos are in the White House and the beat cops are accusing every normie on the road of having sexual relations with his daughter...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2021 11:09 PM (ESjRY)

272 227 Sit down, shut up and hang on. And remain that way unless you want to be a Genius Award Winner.

Karens Gone Wild
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 10:56 PM (II3Gr)


That video infuriated me. Can you imagine having to be a coworker of that bitch, or worse yet, have her as a family member?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2021 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

273 Thank you for the correct spelling.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:08 PM (r1z5A)


Dont thank me. Had to argue with Mrs D over the spelling. She got it right.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 11:10 PM (axyOa)

274 266 Will the next Pope be a black man?
Posted by: davidt at December 26, 2021 11:08 PM (gjH3l

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He could identify as female. Pope Joan II.

It would be just the edginess and relevance that the Catholic Church needs to be relevant in today's progressive world.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2021 11:10 PM (VxC1e)

275 Will the next Pope be a black man?

If it was a conservative African cleric it would be deeply amusing for the FNM to run around calling him a white supremacist.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2021 11:10 PM (ESjRY)

276 The difference between S.A. and Zimbabwe is that SA is just now getting around to taking land away from the white farmers and giving it to their pals. But they saw how that worked in Zim so they're shit scared of doing it but they're also getting pressure from the lower classes who were promised land reform.

It's now getting bad. We don't hear about it because of our gutless media doesn't want to let people know what a bill of goods they sold us back when they said the whites were evil and oh those poor blacks. And since then the crimes up the standard of living is down, Farmers and workers getting murdered. Money getting stolen. Things are not going good and no one will help the white farmers escape plus they'd lose all they own so they figure their lives would be over anyway. Yeah apartheid sucked but the only thing worse was what they have now.

Oh and Mandela was a criminal. A terrorist who blew innocent people up. Not some saint or statesman.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 26, 2021 11:11 PM (3YVDU)

277 My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas
And he makes two fifty for an hour.
He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans
Sings rock and roll in the shower.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 11:08 PM (FVME7)


Good tune. "People out there turnin music into gold"

Posted by: Doof at December 26, 2021 11:11 PM (mZUr4)

278 Isn't it grand when a plan comes together!
/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
___

Evil never rests.

And there are many who rejoice in that truism.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:11 PM (AxTbI)

279 Bitter Clinger, are you in a blue or red city?

.....

Purple city, red county, red state.

I already contacted the Mayor about it, she promised me she'd look into it.

I'm not asked for anybody to be fired, reprimanded or otherwise.

I just want to know why driving your daughter home from church constitutes probable cause to conduct an investigation into human trafficking or abduction. And I want to know if every parent that gets pulled over receives the same treatment by standard operating procedure, or if I was singled out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 11:11 PM (5We2S)

280 Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2021 11:10 PM (ESjRY)

Frankly I hope there is. There's a couple in Africa that deserve it more than Frankie ever did. But the Italian cabal of pedophile/homosexual cardinals won't allow that to happen.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 26, 2021 11:12 PM (3YVDU)

281 That video infuriated me. Can you imagine having to be a coworker of that bitch, or worse yet, have her as a family member?
Posted by: nerdygirl


Me tapping a baseball bat on the floor. Why yes, yes I can.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:12 PM (r1z5A)

282 ...I have to slide my sorry ass out of bed like an 9 month pregnant lady - you know, feet first, then hips slowly, slowly until my feet hit the floor and then, and only then, a shaky stance for a few moments until the joints wake up.
Posted by: Tonypete


I commiserate.
Been thinking maybe when we can afford it, I'll get a frame so our bed is up off the floor, then maybe it won't be quite as hard to get up....

Posted by: mindful webworker - creeeaaak groaaannnn at December 26, 2021 11:13 PM (dAFYB)

283 Evil never rests.

And there are many who rejoice in that truism.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:11 PM (AxTbI)


Stan is, and forever has been, working 24/7 at his task, and he has got a lot of helpers here on earth!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 26, 2021 11:13 PM (hOUT3)

284 Dont thank me. Had to argue with Mrs D over the spelling. She got it right.
Posted by: Diogenes


Please join us Friday.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:13 PM (r1z5A)

285 ...the same treatment by standard operating procedure, or if I was singled out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 11:11 PM



It's probably not SOP, more likely something the rookie officer learned at the academy

Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2021 11:14 PM (Zx9Fg)

286 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 11:11 PM (5We2S)

Do you have a vengeful ex?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 11:14 PM (DAevm)

287 >>>I already contacted the Mayor about it, she promised me she'd look into it.

I'm not asked for anybody to be fired, reprimanded or otherwise.

I just want to know why driving your daughter home from church constitutes probable cause to conduct an investigation into human trafficking or abduction. And I want to know if every parent that gets pulled over receives the same treatment by standard operating procedure, or if I was singled out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 11:11 PM (5We2S)
---------------

Follow through, we all need to do that.
Good show.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:15 PM (CLkaN)

288 Yes he does, Hrothgar.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:15 PM (AxTbI)

289 Please join us Friday.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:13 PM (r1z5A),


You going skiing?
Where?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 11:15 PM (axyOa)

290 Frankie only became Pope because the Church was afraid of losing their biggest congregation. Central and South America.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 11:16 PM (DAevm)

291 You going skiing?
Where?
Posted by: Diogenes


No, just some eats/drinks BI. Nurse can fill you in.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:17 PM (r1z5A)

292 I commiserate.
Been thinking maybe when we can afford it, I'll get a frame so our bed is up off the floor, then maybe it won't be quite as hard to get up....

Posted by: mindful webworker -
-------------------

Platform bed with 2x12 side boards, have to roll out but there is something to hold on to.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:17 PM (CLkaN)

293 Wow, only a comment or two in The Angels...

How the times have changed.

For the record, I'm on Team Kate Kate !

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 26, 2021 11:18 PM (BgMrQ)

294 Will the next Pope be a black man?
Posted by: davidt

Selection of a man of God alone would have Cardinal Robert Sarah as a front runner.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2021 11:18 PM (mD/uy)

295 Do you have a vengeful ex?

.....

Nope.

Wasn't arguing with my daughter or anything. She was as confused and uncomfortable with it as I was.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 11:19 PM (5We2S)

296 The military is questioning "extremist" tattoos on new recruits.

Somehow I doubt BLM, Antifa, Crips or Bloods fall in that category. But anything patriotic....EXTREME TO THE MAX.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 26, 2021 11:19 PM (OalnH)

297 ..Frankie only became Pope because the Church was afraid of losing their biggest congregation. Central and South America. Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 11:16 PM (DAevm)

Wasn't Frankie the one they sent out to "go fishing" in the canoe? *puff of black smoke*

Damn.. ANOTHER canoe accident!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2021 11:19 PM (QzJWU)

298 Sarah Weddington. I would guess they have a line waiting for her with all those 60 some million lives cut off before they even started. And all the lives that they would've created and so on.

Who knows who was aborted from their life who would've made discoveries that the human race needs to know. All cut short on the whims of selfish teenagers.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 26, 2021 11:19 PM (3YVDU)

299 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Cheryl Ladd at December 26, 2021 11:19 PM (vuisn)

300 I just want to know why driving your daughter home from church constitutes probable cause to conduct an investigation into human trafficking or abduction. And I want to know if every parent that gets pulled over receives the same treatment by standard operating procedure, or if I was singled out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 11:11 PM (5We2S)

DWSF - Driving While a Single Father

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 11:19 PM (II3Gr)

301 Alright, I'll leave the topic alone.

Not trying to threadjack here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 11:19 PM (5We2S)

302 275 Will the next Pope be a black man?

If it was a conservative African cleric it would be deeply amusing for the FNM to run around calling him a white supremacist.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2021 11:10 PM (ESjRY)


We have African immigrants in my parish, and in the past a Nigerian priest. I think they're more traditional Catholics than that Francis person.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2021 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

303 Teardrop at the corner of the eye, good.
Cross on the chest, bad

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:21 PM (CLkaN)

304 Maybe driving sans seatbelt had something to fo with it....

Posted by: SFGoth at December 26, 2021 11:21 PM (KAi1n)

305 Dallas 56, the WFT 14. That's some riveting men's professional tackle football right there.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at December 26, 2021 11:21 PM (jYQlA)

306 129 Anyone who wants to get your furry asses out to Bainbridge Island on Friday is invited to lunch! Rat is paying!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 10:30 PM (U2p+3)

Hmmm....I heard docs had good steaks too. See you Friday.

Posted by: Redchief at December 26, 2021 11:22 PM (qLlCg)

307 On a previous thread, Taqiyyologist commented about the news anchor "mistakenly" announcing the Pope's death:

Reminds me of their announcement of WTC 7 falling, when it hadn't. Yet. Freaky as hell.

When they accidentally start reading tomorrow's script!

Posted by: mindful webworker - who you gonna believe? at December 26, 2021 11:22 PM (dAFYB)

308 299 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Cheryl Ladd at December 26, 2021 11:19 PM (vuisn)

Let's ask Cannibal Bob!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 26, 2021 11:22 PM (BgMrQ)

309 294

Nope. A black transgender....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 26, 2021 11:22 PM (t0714)

310 Been thinking maybe when we can afford it, I'll get a frame so our bed is up off the floor, then maybe it won't be quite as hard to get up....

If you've got basic carpentry skills it's not hard to build one. I've done it. It's lasted over ten years so far.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 26, 2021 11:22 PM (SchxB)

311 Ten year-old Peon would have thought being sentenced to sleep in the treehouse on Christmas Eve was entirely too much fun! And at that age, I had an awesome treehouse, to. As did several of my neighborhood cronies.

I posted late on the Gun Thread about my desert adventures today with gubs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2021 11:22 PM (P3gRi)

312 Alright, I'll leave the topic alone.

Not trying to threadjack here.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
___

You're not. It's very disconcerting to be singled out in a situation where you're seen as a danger when doing something totally innocuous.

I hope you find answers.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:23 PM (AxTbI)

313 No, just some eats/drinks BI. Nurse can fill you in.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:17 PM (r1z5A)


I'll send her an email but.probably not. New year's eve right?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2021 11:23 PM (axyOa)

314 I predict that MN teacher segregation is going to end with segregated schools and entirely different curriculae. The school boards pushing this scheme will be long-gone by the time the kids graduate.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra holiday naughtiness! at December 26, 2021 11:24 PM (/+bwe)

315 309 294

Nope. A black transgender....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 26, 2021 11:22 PM (t0714)
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With huge implants

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:24 PM (CLkaN)

316 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at December 26, 2021 11:25 PM (1Yy3c)

317 I'll send her an email but.probably not. New year's eve right?
Posted by: Diogenes


Can't speak for the others, but I don't plan on being anywhere near a bar after 6pm.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:25 PM (r1z5A)

318
I think the question is: Will the next Pope be a Catholic?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 26, 2021 11:25 PM (oY5A0)

319 Where have you come from? Said the Lord to Satan. From roaming through out the Earth and walking back and forth in it.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 26, 2021 11:25 PM (3YVDU)

320 Hello Robert.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:25 PM (AxTbI)

321 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 26, 2021 11:25 PM (oY5A0)

Technically, Benedict is still Pope. The Pope can't resign.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 26, 2021 11:27 PM (3YVDU)

322 2000 Miles is one of my all time favorite modern Christmas songs. I first heard it in 1983 at college in Grand Rapids Michigan, almost exactly 2000 miles from my home in Salem, Oregon. Never been away from home that long and unsure what exactly I was going to be doing for Christmas break, since there's no way in hell I could afford a plane ticket home. That song hit really hard and meant so much to me.

Ten year-old Peon would have thought being sentenced to sleep in the treehouse on Christmas Eve was entirely too much fun!

Me too, as long as I could stay warm. I wonder if some of these people have never known a boy in their lives.

God be with you all, take care, and good night

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 26, 2021 11:27 PM (KZzsI)

323 [iAlright, I'll leave the topic alone. Not trying to threadjack here. Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Your complaint was perfectly in keeping with the discussion of cops' reactions to various CHL holders, during traffic stops and other encounters.

Fact is, yours is likely the most important comment and information of that discussion. We all mostly stay up to speed with the CHL/cop/contact issues, for better or for worse. What you experienced? That's pull the handle for General Quarters, All Hands On Deck! (this is not a drill !) Get those answers, brother. For you, and for us all. New Year Blessings to you and to yours!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2021 11:27 PM (QzJWU)

324
With huge implants.

They're real and they're spectacular!

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 26, 2021 11:27 PM (jYQlA)

325
Reminds me of their announcement of WTC 7 falling, when it hadn't. Yet. Freaky as hell.

When they accidentally start reading tomorrow's script!
Posted by: mindful webworker


Submitted for your approval...

Posted by: Zombie Rod Serling at December 26, 2021 11:28 PM (63Dwl)

326 The state of New Jersey, which was accused of gross negligence and incompetence over its handling of the COVID outbreak in the state-run veterans homes, has agreed to pay nearly $53 million to the families of 119 residents whose deaths were attributed to the coronavirus in the early days of the pandemic.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=120996

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:28 PM (AxTbI)

327 I think the question is: Will the next Pope be a Catholic?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc.

Pope Muhammad Hussein I.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 26, 2021 11:28 PM (OssQ4)

328 I'm not going to rag on Desmond Tutu but I wonder if he ever looked back and reflected on his actions? In the end did he make things better or worse?
Well maybe I am ragging on him.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 26, 2021 10:09 PM (4thlk)

Actively evil, or just a fool?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2021 11:29 PM (P3gRi)

329 As awful as Bitter Clinger's cop stop was, it reminds me of that commercial where the cop sees the dad handing his daughter a $20...

https://youtu.be/Ia6bZHSfqQY

Posted by: mindful webworker - but, but... at December 26, 2021 11:30 PM (dAFYB)

330 Pope Elron Hubbard I. And everybody starts at OT 1.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2021 11:30 PM (VxC1e)

331 Can't speak for the others, but I don't plan on being anywhere near a bar after 6pm.
Posted by: Some Rat at December

Daytime mini MoMe.
I want to be home before 8.

Amateur Drunk Night.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 11:31 PM (U2p+3)

332 304 Maybe driving sans seatbelt had something to fo with it....
Posted by: SFGoth at December 26, 2021 11:21 PM (KAi1n)
---------------

Rule #1 don't break the law.

Young cop was an ass. He needs to go to one of those how to perform one's duty as a professional. Lesson #2 how not to be a jerk.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:32 PM (CLkaN)

333 Oh, hey, just remembered... we were watching a show when the ONT popped up.

* clocks out *

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - now where were we? at December 26, 2021 11:33 PM (dAFYB)

334 Posted by: mindful webworker - but, but... at December 26, 2021 11:30 PM

O_O

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 26, 2021 11:33 PM (OssQ4)

335 Wow, that genius award winner is a real piece of work.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 26, 2021 11:33 PM (3TihK)

336 Hey nurse. : )

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:34 PM (AxTbI)

337

When Indiana passed the law requiring seat belt usage they promised it would never be a primary reason for pulling someone over. That promise was not kept.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2021 11:34 PM (63Dwl)

338 Reminds me of their announcement of WTC 7 falling, when it hadn't. Yet. Freaky as hell.

-
There was a short livid X Files spin-off entitled The Lone Gunmen. In one episode that aired in March 2001, they contended with an hijacked airliner intended to crash into the World Trade Center. Six months later, al Qaeda really did it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 11:35 PM (FVME7)

339 New Jersey, which was accused of gross negligence and incompetence over its handling of the COVID ...
has agreed to pay nearly $53 million to the families of 119 residents whose deaths were attributed to the coronavirus...

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=120996
Posted by: SMH at the wond
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That's not a million dollars a family.
They needed a better lawyer.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:35 PM (CLkaN)

340 Saw a report that over half of the White Tail deer supposedly test positive for the Vids.

How the hell they would know? ie, who is testing DEAR for Covid? Got me stumped.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2021 10:22 PM (oHd/0)

You don't suppose that maybe there is some long-ongoing endemic, but very trivial coronavirus in whitetails, that just happens to mimic CV19 well enough to trigger a multi-cycle PCR test? Or is that just crazy talk?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2021 11:35 PM (P3gRi)

341 Then he hands me my ticket and says "Do you know why I had to ask her those questions?" I said "No." He says "I'm doing my job."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 10:25 PM (5We2S)

That's remarkably unprofessional if you ask me. That cop was copping a piss poor attitude but, alas, can't do much about dick headed cops.

Insty has noted for years that men traveling alone with young children are automatically suspect of various and assorted things. It's bullshit.

Roughly how old is Bitter Jr.? If the cop is asking if she can leave of her own free will I'm going to assume she's an adolescent. It's probably worth taking her to get an official state issued ID card. At least that conversation would goe something like, "Here's my ID. Now fuck off." Politely, of course.

Posted by: Robert at December 26, 2021 11:36 PM (1Yy3c)

342 Desmond Tutu was damn lucky he faced oppression and was fighting against a Western oriented govt and not a typical marxist third world hellhole which South Africa is becoming. Instead of becoming a celebrated civil/human rights activist the he would have been arrested early on, disappeared and never heard form again for opposing the regime.

Posted by: Ripley at December 26, 2021 11:36 PM (PTDkx)

343 Out here, not wearing a seat belt is like giving them the bird. It's in their face. Not like a rolling stop or 'oh, gee officer I didn't realize I was going 10 over.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:37 PM (CLkaN)

344 When Indiana passed the law requiring seat belt usage they promised it would never be a primary reason for pulling someone over. That promise was not kept.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


All of our lottery income was going to go to education.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:37 PM (r1z5A)

345 Insty has noted for years that men traveling alone with young children are automatically suspect of various and assorted things. It's bullshit.

For example, airlines will not allow men to sit next to unaccompanied minors. Because we're all child molesters and shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 11:38 PM (II3Gr)

346 So... will I get to see the lovely and gracious Kathy Griffin on TV Friday night?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 26, 2021 11:38 PM (jYQlA)

347 55. "LOL. The Boston Herald is claiming that the 'I Did That' stickers and 'Let's Go Brandon' chants are 'Republican guerrilla campaigns.'"

That is definitely LOL. Republican guerilla campaigns are only carried out against other Republicans.

Posted by: Paco at December 26, 2021 11:38 PM (njExo)

348 Hey..

I don't really have much to say. I just miss this place. I'm not doing particularly well recently. Miss my moron family.

Hope everyone had a blessed Christmas and is looking forward to a happy New Year.
Posted by: Broseidon at December 26, 2021 10:34 PM (eiDoz)

Well, don't be a stranger! Hang out here some more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2021 11:40 PM (P3gRi)

349 Quit wearing that fucking mask people.

Posted by: MikeN at December 26, 2021 11:40 PM (9wRdj)

350 For example, airlines will not allow men to sit next to unaccompanied minors. Because we're all child molesters and shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.

We're not all CNN employees.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2021 11:41 PM (FVME7)

351 I got pulled aside by cops at Dave and.Busters when I was there with my girlfriend and her kids. Apparently they mistakenly thought I was the guy pointed out by a young girl that had just been molested. Being wrongly accused of such an action is a frightful and angry feeling to say the least even if it was for only five minutes.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 26, 2021 11:41 PM (DAevm)

352 So... will I get to see the lovely and gracious Kathy Griffin on TV Friday night?
Posted by: Just Wondering


Has the incision healed? (too soon?)

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:41 PM (r1z5A)

353 how bout them seahawks. lol losers

Posted by: aha at December 26, 2021 11:41 PM (oSX/P)

354 For example, airlines will not allow men to sit next to unaccompanied minors. Because we're all child molesters and shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 26, 2021 11:38 PM (II3Gr)

Oh, snap! That reminds me!

*Grabs duct tape, runs downstairs*

Posted by: Robert at December 26, 2021 11:41 PM (1Yy3c)

355 I'm just doing my job.
I'm the Highway Patrol.

Paul Brandt cover of Junior Brown's song
https://youtu.be/7GOscHRPC-k

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2021 11:41 PM (4I/2K)

356 I'm not doing particularly well recently. Miss my moron family.

Hope everyone had a blessed Christmas and is looking forward to a happy New Year.
Posted by: Broseidon at December 26, 2021 10:34 PM (eiDoz)
--------------

Hey, we're cheap, and are a voice missed.
Crazy women and all.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:42 PM (CLkaN)

357 how bout them seahawks. lol losers
Posted by: aha


Heh, how 'bout those bowl games being cancelled cause of the rona?

Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:43 PM (r1z5A)

358 Hey..

I don't really have much to say. I just miss this place. I'm not doing particularly well recently. Miss my moron family.

Hope everyone had a blessed Christmas and is looking forward to a happy New Year.
Posted by: Broseidon at December 26, 2021 10:34 PM (eiDoz)

Bro! Pull up a chair. Have a drink. Commiserate with us. Be well!

Posted by: Robert at December 26, 2021 11:44 PM (1Yy3c)

359 yeah that too, rat ! loving it

Posted by: aha at December 26, 2021 11:45 PM (oSX/P)

360 Hi, SMH!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2021 11:45 PM (U2p+3)

361 Cheryl Ladd gets my vote. She's still doable. Pretty much.

Posted by: mot at December 26, 2021 11:45 PM (FmeBQ)

362 I'm not doing particularly well recently. Miss my moron family.

Have some coffee.

Posted by: King Harv at December 26, 2021 11:45 PM (jYQlA)

363 What's a good way to get rid of the crud that builds up in a humidifier?

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:46 PM (AxTbI)

364 Roughly how old is Bitter Jr.?

.....

She has a drivers license.

It's not the end of the world. Just very demeaning.

The stupid thing is, we just voted in our church board meeting two weeks ago to set up a program with Jersey Mike's to buy all the local first responders a free sandwich this year in appreciation.

In years past, we've held First Responder Appreciation events and given them gifts for their work. My heart is hardening towards "Back the Blue".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 11:46 PM (5We2S)

365
Vermont hospitals over overwhelmed. It's by the evil, selfish, unvaxxed filth, right? No, it's a bunch of asymptomatic CovidKaren lunatics who are testing positive on the rapid antigen tests going to the hospital.

https://tinyurl.com/rv79cnww

This is another example of the mass psychosis induced by all the fear porn being pushed. This will be the case nationwide when Brandon's free mail tests start hitting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2021 11:47 PM (Mzdiz)

366 Okay, it's late. I should be a responsible adult. *Hears snickering* WHO WAS THAT?!?

*Looks around*

Anyway, got to be up early and hopefully get a load going out.

Night!

Posted by: Robert at December 26, 2021 11:47 PM (1Yy3c)

367 I'm amazed that you got pulled over at all. In my part of Texas, traffic enforcement used to be very heavy - and right when Covid started, it dropped off to near zero and hasn't picked back up yet. It shows - I was on I-20 last night, coming out of Dallas, and a mustang and camaro playing car tag passed me in crowded traffic, both going well over 100. They weren't worried about any enforcement being out there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2021 11:48 PM (evAgx)

368 My heart is hardening towards "Back the Blue".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Don't blame you.

Especially when they enforce BS mask mandates.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:48 PM (AxTbI)

369 If a humidifier is like a coffee pot run a bowl full of 9% white distilled vinegar through it. - maybe two.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:48 PM (CLkaN)

370 This is another example of the mass psychosis induced by all the fear porn being pushed. This will be the case nationwide when Brandon's free mail tests start hitting.
Posted by: publius
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The only way I will set foot in a hospital is if I'm being wheeled in on a gurney.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:50 PM (AxTbI)

371 Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2021 11:46 PM (5We2S)
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You and daughter visit him at one of those events and thank him for his service. - Shame is a heavy hand.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:50 PM (CLkaN)

372 This is another example of the mass psychosis induced by all the fear porn being pushed. This will be the case nationwide when Brandon's free mail tests start hitting.

There will be people who will do the test daily, if they get the tests for free. Won't take much of a false positive rate to panic them.

No, it's a bunch of asymptomatic CovidKaren lunatics who are testing positive on the rapid antigen tests going to the hospital.

On the Oregon Health Authority's daily Covid update:

Note: Please do not visit an emergency department for COVID-19 testing, unless you require emergency care for your symptoms.

The fear porn is working well.

Posted by: Old Joke! at December 26, 2021 11:52 PM (I2/tG)

373 If a humidifier is like a coffee pot run a bowl full of 9% white distilled vinegar through it. - maybe two.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Heh, kinda. Fill it with water then turn it on.

But vinegar makes sense. Kittehs have a drinking fountain, and I have to use vinegar to clean that.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:52 PM (AxTbI)

374 >>>The only way I will set foot in a hospital is if I'm being wheeled in on a gurney.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:50 PM (AxTbI)
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Sometimes it's better to be pro-active.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:52 PM (CLkaN)

375 Shame is a heavy hand.
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yes it is.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:53 PM (AxTbI)

376 The reason so many people have to be hospitalized is because the medical establishment won't treat the illness before someone is deathly ill. Has this ever happened with any other illness?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 26, 2021 11:53 PM (Vxu+H)

377 Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2021 11:48 PM (evAgx)
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It's the city cops that are sh*theads.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 26, 2021 11:54 PM (CLkaN)

378
There is a treatment they make for hard water for humidifiers. Drop a tablet into the reservoir with each change.

The new well for the new house is much deeper, and the water, while hard, is not as bad. The deposits it makes are softer and clean out much easier.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2021 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)

379 Sometimes it's better to be pro-active.

Posted by: Braenyard
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I take vitamins C, D, and zinc.

I also do things I've done since I was a kid. Ya know, like washing hands. Beyond that, it's in God's hands.

If I'm to be taken out by a virus that 99% of humanity survives, then so be it.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:55 PM (AxTbI)

380 You can also get a liquid to pour into the reservoir that helps keep the unit and filters clean. We get the stuff at Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 26, 2021 11:57 PM (Vxu+H)

381
Miley got our cats a drinking fountain thing a few weeks ago. They actually love it. Jake, the 16 lb tomcat was leery of it at first, but now he loves it.

The idea is to give them "wild water", running water as opposed to stagnant water sitting in a bowl.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 26, 2021 11:58 PM (Mzdiz)

382 > How do you think he'd feel if it later turned out she was on a one way ride to a ditch on the side of the road with her throat slashed?


Yeah, won't someone PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Bah.

Imagine how many lives would be saved if the government just required us all to be on live streaming video 24/7/365.

At some point you have to accept that life is never going to be 100% safe, and that government intrusion is often a cure worse than the disease.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 26, 2021 11:59 PM (bW8dp)

383 The idea is to give them "wild water", running water as opposed to stagnant water sitting in a bowl.
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:59 PM (AxTbI)

384 At some point you have to accept that life is never going to be 100% safe, and that government intrusion is often a cure worse than the disease.
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Amen.

Like their jab being forced upon us.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:00 AM (AxTbI)

385 "Paxlovid oral medication slated to arrive in Israel in coming days, is expected to be equally effective against Omicron"

I'm sure this has already been said, but can't be said enough: In other words, it won't be effective at all!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 27, 2021 12:01 AM (hlxe7)

386 > He says "I'm doing my job."

I would have probably said something like "I understand. You're just following orders."

It wouldn't be the first time my mouth has got me in trouble.

That is, assuming the cop even got the reference.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 27, 2021 12:01 AM (bW8dp)

387 But vinegar makes sense. Kittehs have a drinking fountain, and I have to use vinegar to clean that.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 26, 2021 11:52 PM (AxTbI)

If you use vinegar to clean the humidifier, do it outdoors, unless you really, really like the bouquet of vinegar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 12:02 AM (P3gRi)

388 If I'm to be taken out by a virus that 99% of humanity survives, then so be it.
Posted by: SMH
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Oh, all those things for sure.
I was thinking about other things.
I've had a couple of procedures done and I'm thankful for them, the staff and docs, and am better for having done it.

One does have take the test, which is nothing.
They don't care if you've had a shot or not they just don't want someone [a carrier] to bring it into the hospital. That's understandable.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2021 12:02 AM (CLkaN)

389 > Like their jab being forced upon us.

You've had the "jab" "forced on you"? Like, at gunpoint or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 27, 2021 12:03 AM (bW8dp)

390 NAC is a good anti-inflammatory supplement that can help prevent the cytokine storm that kills some COVID patients.

It was readily available as a supplement until they discovered it would be effective in treating sever COVID.

Then it was pulled off the shelves. They don't want people to live.

https://tinyurl.com/24kcy2jd

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2021 12:03 AM (5We2S)

391 I was tested for the coof prior to my back surgery.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:04 AM (AxTbI)

392
Re false positives. This is one of the reasons you don't normally test asymptomatic people for much of anything. Only if you have reason to believe someone may have something, do you test for it. Otherwise, depending on various factors, the false positives will blow away true positives.

It's known as the base rate fallacy, and you can look that up for details. A common example. Take a breathalyzer. Say it has a false positive rate of 5%. Many people who don't know any better assume that means there's a 95% chance that someone who tests positive is actually drunk.

If the cops were to start randomly testing people, the vast majority of the positives would be false positives. It depends on the "base rate" of the conditions, how many people are likely drunk in the population.

So, you need other information before you do a test. Something that greatly raises the base rate of the sample you're testing. Like drivers who are weaving all over the road, or patients actually displaying symptoms of a given disease.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2021 12:04 AM (Mzdiz)

393 I use vinegar for an astringent after shaving.
I'm waiting for some chick to say I smell like a salad.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2021 12:04 AM (CLkaN)

394 All righty, we're back on 100% vaxx crap again.

Good night, everybody.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 27, 2021 12:04 AM (bW8dp)

395 "they don't tell you what the number of pediatric cases were before the "fourfold increase".

hard to say since they lie so freely, in so many ways. Mass Hysteria is the real disease, and that might make people physically sick, not just mentally hysterical.

(thinkin' of that "House MD" episode where everyone on the plane gets sick ... with pretty specific symptoms. not sure it could be quite that powerful, but maybe. Fear is bad)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 27, 2021 12:05 AM (Cus5s)

396 I have NAC, from Life Extensions, when Amazon sold it.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:05 AM (AxTbI)

397 Don't need a humidifier so much here in SE Texas. Just open the window. Now a dehumidifier on the other hand . . . (if cheaper to run than the a/c)

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2021 12:06 AM (4I/2K)

398 @381 Publius
Which one did you get? My one cat is really fussy with the bowl and another one meows for me to turn on the faucet to drink from that. This may be the answer

Posted by: keena at December 27, 2021 12:06 AM (RiTnx)

399
It wouldn't be the first time my mouth has got me in trouble.

That is, assuming the cop even got the reference.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 27, 2021 12:01 AM (bW8dp)

You remind of a book written by Ron White, about his misspent youth growing up in a small West Texas town. "I had the Right to Remain Silent - But Not the Ability."

the stories of how he got arrested a WHOLE bunch of times, not really for anything bad he did, but because he was a wise-ass 17 year old who just could not Shut Up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 12:08 AM (evAgx)

400 So hospitals are being over run by by panicked Karen with no asmptoms but a positive test. LOL

Better yet, they are surely overwhelmingly fully vaxed and boosted! This is what happens when paranoid fear is promoted as normal and virtuous and following the science.

Posted by: Ripley at December 27, 2021 12:08 AM (PTDkx)

401 There are good treatments/therapeutics out there they just aren't allowed in blue areas and even some red areas.

It's best to prep and get your best meds and answers from your primary before you come down with it.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2021 12:09 AM (CLkaN)

402 2nd Graders handle cooties with far more wisdom and maturity than Covid Karens.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2021 12:10 AM (4I/2K)

403
Amen.

Like their jab being forced upon us.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth


UH OH!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 12:11 AM (63Dwl)

404 Better yet, they are surely overwhelmingly fully vaxed and boosted!

It is fascinating that *no one* believes the clot shot protects you from getting covid, and yet the government is trying to force everyone to be needled raped because it is the only way to "stop the spread"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2021 12:11 AM (ESjRY)

405 All righty, we're back on 100% vaxx crap again.

Good night, everybody.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 27, 2021 12:04 AM (bW8dp)

Exactly ten posts from its first mention, and we are "on 100% vaxx crap again"? Yes, there were prior posts about the WuFlu hysteria, but they DID NOT mention the vaxx.

Worst case of buyer's remorse I have ever seen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 12:13 AM (P3gRi)

406 That didn't take long.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 12:13 AM (63Dwl)

407 "TOUGH LOVE I made my son sleep in a treehouse on Christmas Eve night for breaking 10pm curfew"

Wouldn't that make it easier for him to sneak right back out and go carousing? LOL Did she lock him in the treehouse?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 27, 2021 12:13 AM (hlxe7)

408 That didn't take long.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 12:13 AM (63Dwl)

IKR

Posted by: That's What She Said at December 27, 2021 12:14 AM (4I/2K)

409 Talking to my dental hygienist, she hadn't decided what to do about the shot and her children.
Her husband was against it.

I tried not over talk it but plant seeds that would point here in the right direction.

About ready to come out of the chair with a lecture but that would have been so counter productive.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2021 12:14 AM (CLkaN)

410
"TOUGH LOVE I made my son sleep in a treehouse on Christmas Eve night for breaking 10pm curfew"

Wouldn't that make it easier for him to sneak right back out and go carousing? LOL Did she lock him in the treehouse?
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU


Treehouse of Horrors

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 12:15 AM (63Dwl)

411 I think the question is: Will the next Pope be a Catholic?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc.


Will he shit in the woods ?

Posted by: JT at December 27, 2021 12:16 AM (arJlL)

412 Angels' Revenge >>Charlie's Angels.

Why? More jiggly bewbs. And a van armed with rockets.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 27, 2021 12:16 AM (x8Wzq)

413 That kid was probably using some reverse psychology on his mother. "Please Mom, just don't make me sleep in the treehouse and I'll be good"

Posted by: Ripley at December 27, 2021 12:17 AM (PTDkx)

414 Guess I should have said coercion, not force.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:18 AM (AxTbI)

415 Heh, how 'bout those bowl games being cancelled cause of the rona?
Posted by: Some Rat at December 26, 2021 11:43 PM (r1z5A)


WSU athletic director working with the Sun bowl committee trying to find a replacement for Miami. I doubt they'll be successful.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 12:18 AM (axyOa)

416 >> Which one did you get

It's something Miley found on Amazon -- Chicom crap. Name is Mospro. Here it is:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4hhwva

They did not like the little fountain head thing. They like it just straight. One of the kittens likes to drink right were it bubbles out in the middle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2021 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)

417
Guess I should have said coercion, not force.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth


Wouldn't have made any difference. The end result would have been the same.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 12:19 AM (63Dwl)

418 Jeepers.

It's snowing sideways.
Wind is howling

Temp is below 10 with wind chill factor.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 12:21 AM (U2p+3)

419 WSU athletic director working with the Sun bowl committee trying to find a replacement for Miami. I doubt they'll be successful.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 12:18 AM (axyOa)

It would be damned funny if they called on UT, who got shut out of bowls because of their miserable 5-7 record.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 12:21 AM (evAgx)

420 With all the asymptomatic covid cases flooding the emergency rooms, how can they be expected to do their job of attending to illegals every whim? Have the Karen thought of that?

Posted by: Ripley at December 27, 2021 12:22 AM (PTDkx)

421 Yeah Nurse. I got the generator ready.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 12:22 AM (axyOa)

422 Half expecting to lose power.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 12:23 AM (axyOa)

423 I should have said coercion, not force.
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Word usage. I've learned so much about word usage being here. Writing a clear sentence that can be repeated and not lose original intent.

It's cool.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2021 12:23 AM (CLkaN)

424 418 Jeepers.

It's snowing sideways.
Wind is howling

Temp is below 10 with wind chill factor.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 12:21 AM (U2p+3)

wow. 80 degrees and sunny here today. I like this better than what you got.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 12:24 AM (evAgx)

425
The Dutch have voted "prikspijt" as the new word of the year. It means, literally, "pricker's remorse".

Media and govt assure us the election was rigged by the anti-prick filth.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2021 12:25 AM (Mzdiz)

426 Wind is howling out of the north.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 12:25 AM (U2p+3)

427 Diogenes.
I don't have a genny, but I do have a fireplace and a campstove.

Damn. It's howling.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 12:26 AM (U2p+3)

428 Stay safe, nurse.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:27 AM (AxTbI)

429 As of three days ago, five people under 18 were hospitalized with Covid in Oregon. If that number goes to twenty, that would be worth watching, but that still doesn't mean that kids are at any serious risk of getting ill.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2021 10:30 PM (I2/tG)

Did they go to the hospital FOR covid, or did they test them on admittance and get a phony postive test result so they can use fear porn?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 27, 2021 12:27 AM (hlxe7)

430 426 Wind is howling out of the north.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 12:25 AM (U2p+3)

are two riders approaching?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 12:27 AM (evAgx)

431 Guess I should have said coercion, not force.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:18 AM (AxTbI)

If they force you at gunpoint, or force you by denying you the right to earn a livelihood, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 12:28 AM (P3gRi)

432 I gave a new Mr. Big Buddy away after digging deep into the instruction I discovered a 4"x4" fresh air was needed to use it inside the house. Booo

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2021 12:29 AM (CLkaN)

433 Did they go to the hospital FOR covid, or did they test them on admittance and get a phony postive test result so they can use fear porn?

It means they have five hospitalized pediatric patients infected with Covid.

It is perfectly possible that the admitting diagnosis had nothing to do with Covid.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 27, 2021 12:29 AM (I2/tG)

434 are two riders approaching?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 12:27 AM (evAgx)

.....

Growl

Posted by: A Wildcat at December 27, 2021 12:31 AM (5We2S)

435 China, the world's top producer of magnesium, has severely limited production of the metal hardener - used across the aluminum industries - since September, throwing global supply chains into disarray and threatening to further disrupt worldwide trade through 2022

https://tinyurl.com/585ycj9e

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:31 AM (AxTbI)

436 It means they have five hospitalized pediatric patients infected with Covid.

It is perfectly possible that the admitting diagnosis had nothing to do with Covid.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 27, 2021 12:29 AM (I2/tG)

As long as there is gold in them there spike proteins, hospitals will test every incoming patient.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 12:31 AM (P3gRi)

437 Richard "Demo Dick" Marcinko died yesterday. He was the first commanding officer (and creator of) SEAL Team 6.

Posted by: SARDiver at December 27, 2021 12:32 AM (Cmxw7)

438 If they force you at gunpoint, or force you by denying you the right to earn a livelihood, what difference does it make?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___

Hmm...got a point there.

As it stands right now, the VA hospital in St. Louis has no interest in seeing to my health unless I get the jab, so... *shrugs*

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:33 AM (AxTbI)

439 Richard "Demo Dick" Marcinko died yesterday. He was the first commanding officer (and creator of) SEAL Team 6.

Posted by: SARDiver at December 27, 2021 12:32 AM (Cmxw7)

Damn. I read one of his books some years back.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2021 12:34 AM (VwHCD)

440 Hey Berserker!

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:35 AM (AxTbI)

441 LOL, flounce because you can't handle the cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 27, 2021 12:35 AM (cSs/W)

442 I'm sick of all this magnesium talk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 12:36 AM (63Dwl)

443 ..Word usage. I've learned so much about word usage being here. Writing a clear sentence that can be repeated and not lose original intent. It's cool. Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2021 12:23 AM (CLkaN)

If you want to take (audit) the one single best course on clear and effective writing, then do sit in on your local Law Enforcement Academy (muni or community college) segment on Police Report Writing.

It'll strip the writer of all but the objective facts and accurately descriptive narrative of said facts, in the sequence in which they occurred. Me, I can wax eloquent, even florid on occasion. But I earned my chops by getting right to the point, even if brutally so.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 12:37 AM (QzJWU)

444 I'm sick of all this magnesium talk.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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Touche.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:37 AM (AxTbI)

445 China, the world's top producer of magnesium, has severely limited production of the metal hardener - used across the aluminum industries - since September, throwing global supply chains into disarray and threatening to further disrupt worldwide trade through 2022

https://tinyurl.com/585ycj9e
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:31 AM (AxTbI)

They used to make magnesium in Texas. All you need is seawater and electricity. And some outfit, using government money, built a beautiful brick magnesium smelter near High River, Alberta, back in the 1980's I don't know if it ever poured a single ingot. Building still stands; I have no idea if it has been repurposed, or still has all the pots in it. Now might be the time to unmothball it, if that can be done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 12:38 AM (P3gRi)

446 It'll strip the writer of all but the objective facts and accurately descriptive narrative of said facts, in the sequence in which they occurred. Me, I can wax eloquent, even florid on occasion. But I earned my chops by getting right to the point, even if brutally so.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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Writing SitReps in the Army helped me get to the point.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:39 AM (AxTbI)

447 I'm sick of all this magnesium talk.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 12:36 AM (63Dwl)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 12:39 AM (P3gRi)

448 I'm sick of all this magnesium talk

......

They talk about it Mag Naseum/i].

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2021 12:40 AM (5We2S)

449
They used to make magnesium in Texas. All you need is seawater and electricity.

We have plenty of seawater but I can't say the same about electricity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2021 12:41 AM (63Dwl)

450 SAR Driver.

I've just poured a bourbon in his Honor. I really don't care how much B.S. fog surrounded him or his writings and etc.

The man did the shit, before the shit shat back on the man.

I'd say he was tried in the breach, and NOT found wanting. Godspeed, Fair Winds and Following Seas.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 12:43 AM (QzJWU)

451 Hey Berserker!

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:35 AM (AxTbI)

Hey!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2021 12:44 AM (VwHCD)

452 Hey, I'm sitting right here...

Posted by: Milk of Magnesia at December 27, 2021 12:45 AM (jYQlA)

453 Interestingly, one of the lessons from WWII is how vulnerable Britain was because it had to import all the necessities for its industry from overseas.

We've *intentionally* repeated the same mistake. Except instead of coming from some overseas colony we've moved this work to...our mortal enemy.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2021 12:45 AM (ESjRY)

454 382
At some point you have to accept that life is never going to be 100% safe, and that government intrusion is often a cure worse than the disease.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 26, 2021 11:59 PM (bW8dp)

389

You've had the "jab" "forced on you"? Like, at gunpoint or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 27, 2021 12:03 AM (bW8dp)

Posted by: Methos at December 27, 2021 12:45 AM (kOpft)

455 LOL. Kurt Schlichter is making fun of a Covid Karen's tweet:

Thank you. I'm so devastated. This is everything I didn't want. My symptoms are almost completely resolved but watching my family be sick and knowing it's my fault is really really hard.

It's basically been like a cold for all of us but it's still scary.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 27, 2021 12:46 AM (I2/tG)

456 Here is a story about the MagCan plant at High River:

https://tinyurl.com/2p924v2w

Sounds like much of the equipment may still be there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 12:46 AM (P3gRi)

457 If they force you at gunpoint, or force you by denying you the right to earn a livelihood, what difference does it make?

If they starve you to death rather than execute you, there's no reason to send your family the bill.

Posted by: Methos at December 27, 2021 12:47 AM (kOpft)

458 A cold. Is scary.

Jesus, come soon.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:47 AM (AxTbI)

459 SMH. Sit Reps are critical, and have to be written in even a MORE stripped down form than a Police Report.

Police Reports have to be written in a manner so as to survive the process of being introduced into evidence, if needed, at trial. The best Police Report writers have talent, beyond compare.

Joseph Wambaugh, was one such.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 12:48 AM (QzJWU)

460 Interestingly, one of the lessons from WWII is how vulnerable Britain was because it had to import all the necessities for its industry from overseas.

Japan still heavily subsidizes its domestic rice producers. They want to make sure they can still eat if imports are cut off.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 27, 2021 12:48 AM (I2/tG)

461 Jesus, come soon.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:47 AM (AxTbI)

Only if he brings god weapons and says "now go clean this shithole out". lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2021 12:50 AM (VwHCD)

462 A response to the Covid Karen tweet:

I caught Covid from my 17yo who got it at school. He felt guilty too but I told him none of it was his fault- it's the fault of politicians who've consistently put the economy first and failed to invest in mitigation, support and decent PPE.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 27, 2021 12:53 AM (I2/tG)

463 When Jesus returns, He will not need any weapons to clean things out.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:54 AM (AxTbI)

464 I'd say he was tried in the breach, and NOT found wanting. Godspeed, Fair Winds and Following Seas.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 12:43 AM (QzJWU)

Hi Jim! If you read near the end of the gun thread, I took the .44 replica Remington and the the little FIE six-shooter to the desert today, and both worked properly. Fun was had.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 12:54 AM (P3gRi)

465 We now live in a world where a large segment of the population is afraid of cold.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:55 AM (AxTbI)

466 Of a cold, even.

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:55 AM (AxTbI)

467 A cold. Is scary.

Jesus, come soon.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 12:47 AM (AxTbI)

That's sarcasm from Schlicter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 12:55 AM (P3gRi)

468 Hot Dog, the Movie, great 80's ski flick...

Second to last line... we will meet again, in Hot Dog 2...

shame it never happened.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 12:56 AM (oHd/0)

469 "My tweets include lots of typos because I do not care enough to proofread them."

--Kurt Schlichter

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2021 12:56 AM (Mzdiz)

470 I caught Covid from my 17yo who got it at school. He felt guilty too but I told him none of it was his fault- it's the fault of politicians who've consistently put the economy first and failed to invest in mitigation, support and decent PPE.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 27, 2021 12:53 AM (I2/tG)

Golly! Think how shitty the economy would have been if Biden had not made it Job #1!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 12:57 AM (P3gRi)

471 430 426 Wind is howling out of the north.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 12:25 AM (U2p+3)

are two riders approaching?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 12:27 AM (evAgx)

Her breasts heaved in anticipation...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 12:59 AM (oHd/0)

472 We now live in a world where a large segment of the population is afraid of cold.

Covid porn has had its effect. Things would have been very different if the government and the media had pointed out that your chances of getting really sick from Covid are tiny unless you are:

1) Elderly
2) Morbidly obese
3) or have some other major, major medical problem

Omicron is even less dangerous.

Instead we had the media hunting down stories of healthy 55-year-olds dying of Covid to stir up panic, even if the number of those sorts of cases was infinitesimal.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 27, 2021 01:00 AM (I2/tG)

473 AOP. I might've been the Willow of the Gun Thread, hence missing yours.

Boss at work bought me a NIB .22lr Browning Buckmark RDX, Green Anodized, with TruGlo front sight and other features.

Not a bad gift from a hard core left wing Obummer loving Janet Reno wannabe Trump hating sort? But, she used to carry a Federal badge, too. When she saw me put 50 rds from the S&W model 28 into a B-27 "X" ring, I guess she figured I was worthy?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 01:00 AM (QzJWU)

474 Wind is howling out of the north.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 12:25 AM (U2p+3)

are two riders approaching?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 12:27 AM (evAgx)

Her breasts heaved in anticipation...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 12:59 AM (oHd/0)

The shutters rattled against the windows, threatening to break at any moment.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 01:02 AM (axyOa)

475 Temp is below 10 with wind chill factor.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 12:21 AM (U2p+3)

LOL, Great Lakes Naval Base, 1980. -20 wind chill... and had to stand watch for 4 hours outside.

Our instructions? We were guarding a bridge, and told to make sure no one stole the bridge.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:02 AM (oHd/0)

476 474 Wind is howling out of the north.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2021 12:25 AM (U2p+3)

are two riders approaching?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2021 12:27 AM (evAgx)

Her breasts heaved in anticipation...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 12:59 AM (oHd/0)

The shutters rattled against the windows, threatening to break at any moment.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 01:02 AM (axyOa)

And that's when, there was a knock at the door, could it be... him?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:03 AM (oHd/0)

477 Instead we had the media hunting down stories of healthy 55-year-olds dying of Covid to stir up panic, even if the number of those sorts of cases was infinitesimal.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 27, 2021 01:00 AM (I2/tG)

And what they can't hunt down, they make up. Industrious, they are.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 01:04 AM (P3gRi)

478 Our instructions? We were guarding a bridge, and told to make sure no one stole the bridge.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:02 AM (oHd/0)


----------

Was the mission accomplished?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2021 01:04 AM (VxC1e)

479 478 Our instructions? We were guarding a bridge, and told to make sure no one stole the bridge.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:02 AM (oHd/0)

Was the mission accomplished?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2021 01:04 AM (VxC1e)

As far as I know, bridge is still there... it's between school side, and where the Nurse Barracks were.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:07 AM (oHd/0)

480 And that's when, there was a knock at the door, could it be... him?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:03 AM (oHd/0)

It had been three summers since Jesse rode out of her life, taking Buck with him. Three hard years and yet the pain remained.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 01:07 AM (axyOa)

481 It had been three summers since Jesse rode out of her life, taking Buck with him. Three hard years and yet the pain remained.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 01:07 AM (axyOa)

Well, he had to take Buck. Buck was the horse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 01:08 AM (P3gRi)

482 480 And that's when, there was a knock at the door, could it be... him?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:03 AM (oHd/0)

It had been three summers since Jesse rode out of her life, taking Buck with him. Three hard years and yet the pain remained.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2021 01:07 AM (axyOa)

Little did she know, that Hollywood would make this a Gay Pron Story...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:09 AM (oHd/0)

483 Teddy Roosevelt, from his perch atop his horse, saw what was coming:
"The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, and love of soft living and the get-rich-quick theory of life."
Goodbye, Teddy. I'll miss you.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8wp64v

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 01:10 AM (AxTbI)

484 Little did she know, that Hollywood would make this a Gay Pron Story...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:09 AM (oHd/0)

Oh, Hell!

Posted by: Buck at December 27, 2021 01:10 AM (P3gRi)

485 The thought of Harris making Hillz VP once Puddin' Brains is out of the way makes me ill
Posted by: Zettai

That's about as smart as suck-starting a pistol. Ft. Marcy Park, here she comes!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 27, 2021 01:11 AM (z4bSh)

486 The 3D model of that Okotoks Erratic "Big Rock" did spooky stuff. Time to freebase some Dramamine.

Posted by: klaftern at December 27, 2021 01:11 AM (taPSh)

487 484 Little did she know, that Hollywood would make this a Gay Pron Story...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:09 AM (oHd/0)

Oh, Hell!
Posted by: Buck at December 27, 2021 01:10 AM (P3gRi)

Bourbon... Keyboard.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:12 AM (oHd/0)

488 Just a ridiculous full day of riding glorious fluffy ungroomed deliciousness.
Posted by: ballistic

Same here!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at December 27, 2021 01:14 AM (z4bSh)

489 A 32-year-old Missouri woman was smiling ear-to-ear in her mugshot after killing her boyfriend with a sword on Christmas Eve.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9esmpt

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 01:16 AM (AxTbI)

490 Little did she know, that Hollywood would make this a Gay Pron Story...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2021 01:09 AM (oHd/0)


Somewhere in the distance, a dog barked...

Posted by: Some Rat at December 27, 2021 01:26 AM (r1z5A)

491 A 32-year-old Missouri woman was smiling ear-to-ear in her mugshot after killing her boyfriend with a sword on Christmas Eve.

There can be only one.

Posted by: Some Highlander at December 27, 2021 01:27 AM (ESjRY)

492 A 32-year-old Missouri woman was smiling ear-to-ear in her mugshot after killing her boyfriend with a sword on Christmas Eve.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9esmpt
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 01:16 AM (AxTbI)

Both were doing crystal meth. I guess supply chain issues have curtailed the supply of Chinese fentanyl?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 01:29 AM (P3gRi)

493 A 32-year-old Missouri woman was smiling ear-to-ear in her mugshot after killing her boyfriend with a sword on Christmas Eve.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9esmpt

Posted by: SMH
----------------------

That happened a mile from my office.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 27, 2021 01:30 AM (ju2Fy)

494 Hot Dog, the Movie, great 80's ski flick...

Starring...Shannon tweed?

Posted by: Some Highlander at December 27, 2021 01:30 AM (ESjRY)

495 Why do so many posts containing quotes put them in Italics? Is that a feature of some smartphones? I have only noticed this for the past ten months or so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 01:31 AM (P3gRi)

496 Changes to the spam filter made using italics easier then other options to indicate you were quoting someone else

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2021 01:33 AM (ESjRY)

497 That happened a mile from my office.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 27, 2021 01:30 AM (ju2Fy)

Did she slash a "Z" into his shirt?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 01:33 AM (P3gRi)

498 Changes to the spam filter made using italics easier then other options to indicate you were quoting someone else
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2021 01:33 AM (ESjRY)

? I just copy and paste the signature line, too. As I just did.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 01:35 AM (P3gRi)

499 AOP. Quotes in italics are nearly as old as Italy, itself.

capiche?[/]

/smartass


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 01:35 AM (QzJWU)

500 shit



close tags for the win!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 01:36 AM (QzJWU)

501 /smartass


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 01:35 AM (QzJWU)

It's a good thing the topic of hysteresis rarely arises here. I hate typing in hysterics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 01:37 AM (P3gRi)

502 AOP. Don't even GET me going about the Galveston Hysterical Society.

Nattering hens who want to bring back the 1905's Island Wide. Replete with trolley tracks that maim or kill a pedestrian, bicyclist or motorcylist, every two years or so.

And the Oleander Society? May they all die on a pyre of their cherished weed.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

503 Did she slash a "Z" into his shirt?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------
Heh. Strung out on meth? Doubt she could spell it.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 27, 2021 01:41 AM (ju2Fy)

504 Hysteresis is the antithesis of Slack.

Posted by: klaftern at December 27, 2021 01:42 AM (taPSh)

505 And the Oleander Society? May they all die on a pyre of their cherished weed.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

I have numerous oleanders in the yard here. They are supposed to be quite poisonous, but the flowers are pretty. The dog never tried to eat them. As the bushes die off, I won't replace them, but neither will I rip them out. They are just there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 01:44 AM (P3gRi)

506 AOP. Here, the Oleanderisdt, seek to plant their evil weed, so as to obstruct fully, the sightlines all up and down Broadway, the main avenue through the heart of Galveston.

Yeah, make that left turn across traffic. I forgot if that was five cars, or six. Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, DO YA?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 01:48 AM (QzJWU)

507 Nite all, we just had a deluge here in N IL. At least it will be 50 tomorrow, that sounds warm.

Realized today my grt grandma Kline, died 44 yrs ago today. God bless Flossie, I think she inspired my love for history.

Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2021 01:50 AM (55Qr6)

508 Nite all, we just had a deluge here in N IL. At least it will be 50 tomorrow, that sounds warm.

Realized today my grt grandma Kline, died 44 yrs ago today. God bless Flossie, I think she inspired my love for history.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2021 01:50 AM (55Qr6)

Nite, Farmer. It only got to about 56 today here in the east Valley, but there was blue sky and sunshine, after several days of clouds and rain. So I was warm in the sunshine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 01:54 AM (P3gRi)

509 Yeah, make that left turn across traffic. I forgot if that was five cars, or six. Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, DO YA?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2021 01:48 AM (QzJWU)

Yeah, blocking visibility in an urban area is stupid. But I would like to see a lot more of it, out on the Interstates in open country, so I could make better use of my high beams when night driving.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 01:57 AM (P3gRi)

510 A 32-year-old Missouri woman was smiling ear-to-ear in her mugshot after killing her boyfriend with a sword on Christmas Eve.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9esmpt

Posted by: SMH
----------------------

"god damn right I killed his silly ass" lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2021 01:58 AM (VwHCD)

511
ROFL: See ZeroHedge. Brigette Macron, the moth -- uh wife of Macron, is taking legal action to fight claims that she is a tranny. They blame Q-anon and other "far right" groups for this vicious rumor.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 27, 2021 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)

512 Maybe Weasel would post a "Full Sabrina" pistol handling photo...for reasons.

Posted by: waepnedmann at December 27, 2021 02:04 AM (XYCgr)

513 Well, just past midnight. Time for me to hit the sack. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2021 02:09 AM (P3gRi)

514 3 bowel games cancelled because of covid. Can any of you morons suit up and play football?

Posted by: raimondo at December 27, 2021 02:12 AM (A/22l)

515 Wow. Pixy has already stomped on the ONT.

Morning roonz and roonettez (well, it is here), what's happening?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 27, 2021 02:14 AM (CcOog)

516 "god damn right I killed his silly ass" lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2021 01:58 AM (VwHCD)

Meth is a hell of a drug.

It's funny, really, when I was growing up in SW Iowa the thing was weed. I was kind of shocked that meth was so big all through the Midwest starting in the 90's.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 27, 2021 02:18 AM (CcOog)

517 3 bowel games cancelled because of covid. Can any of you morons suit up and play football?
Posted by: raimondo at December 27, 2021 02:12 AM (A/22l)

finding anyone here who cares is going to be tough. Got any gaping headwounds to add into the "carnage?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 27, 2021 02:25 AM (ItDAh)

518 "3 bowel games cancelled because of covid."

Shitty thing to happen (and a shittier reason for it).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 27, 2021 02:31 AM (CcOog)

519 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at December 27, 2021 02:56 AM (Pk5po)

520 A 32-year-old Missouri woman was smiling ear-to-ear in her mugshot after killing her boyfriend with a sword on Christmas Eve.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9esmpt

Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 27, 2021 01:16 AM (AxTbI)

She's kinda cute.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 27, 2021 03:35 AM (Mzdiz)

521 Lowandslow,
What is the origin of your name?

Posted by: exhelodrvr at December 27, 2021 04:38 AM (SzsYz)

522 I should stop bothering the Tech thread and come back here.
That Charlie's Angel poster was everywhere in England barracks

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2021 04:43 AM (2JoB8)

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