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If anyone besides me has been shocked and chagrined at how incredibly early the sun's been going down -- I mean, it's crazy -- take heart, it gets better after tonight:

@jackmurphylive
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Today is the winter solstice. The darkest day of the year. From now on things get brighter and warmer with each passing moment.
Know what I'm saying?

I know this happens every year, and I know saying "I know this happens every year" will not stop you from making fun of me for noting it, but dang, I've been really noticing it this year. I think because I've been putting off going out for a walk until later, and then around four, whoops, sun's going down.

Why, it's almost as if the lockdowns and mandates the more Soviet-minded members of The Ruling Class have imposed upon us for two years running have virtually no effect as far as containing the virus, and this fact is more and more obvious every day that goes by (and it was pretty obvious a year ago), which then makes one wonder:

If the lockdown/mandate regime does not achieve its stated purpose, what then is the real purpose for imposing this regime?

Time to expand the Foreign Corrupt Business Practices Act.

If it's illegal to give cash bribes to foreign governments, then it should be illegal to give bribes in the form of non-cash favors, too.

Didn't like Chinese President Xi Jinping's book? Keep your mouth shut.
That's what China told Amazon, according to a new report, when the country pushed the bookseller to delete all comments and reviews related to "The Governance of China," a compendium of Xi's speeches and writings.
Amazon complied. It's another example of a US company bending to Chinese pressure in order to keep doing business in the huge and growing economy.
The government edict was delivered two years ago, according to the Reuters report citing two people familiar with the matter, but had never before been disclosed.
Now, on Amazon sites accessed within China, there are no reviews or star ratings for the book.

In case you missed it, former Capitol Police officer and frequent buddy of Don LeMon, Michael Fanone, has quit his job to formally join the staff of CNN. Previously I guess he was just informally part of their staff.

He had a history of accusing his fellow cops of being "loyal to Trump" and disloyal to "the Constitution." This despite his claim that he was previously a Trump voter.

'Clearly there are some members of our department who feel their oath is to Donald Trump and not to the Constitution,' Fanone said on Monday, adding that there are only two current D.C. police officers he still counts as friends.
Brian Stelter, CNN's media correspondent, confirmed that Fanone would be joining the network in the new year.
'A CNN rep confirms that Michael Fanone will start as an on-air contributor in January,' Stelter tweeted.
Fanone voted for Donald Trump in 2016, but did not in November 2020, he said.
After the Capitol riot, he became a strident critic of the then-president.
In July, while testifying, he made headlines by slamming his fist on the table and berating those politicians who still refused to acknowledge the facts of the insurrection.
'Nothing, truly nothing, has prepared me to address those elected members of our government who continue to deny the events of that day,' he said.
'And in doing so, betray their oath of office.'

Seems to be a very, very partisan leftwinger for a supposed former Trump supporter.

The Department of Defense has announced it will begin prosecuting personnel for merely "liking" social media content the Pentagon deems to be "extremist." Note, BLM and antifa content are not "extremist."

Service members could be punished for "liking" extremist content online under a new extension to the Pentagon's anti-extremism policy that was prompted by the Jan. 6 attacks on the U.S. Capitol.
The policy is the result of a review launched by Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin shortly after he took office in January. The review aimed to discover the extent of extremism within the ranks, and to look at how the Pentagon can balance privacy rights with the need to prevent people who espouse extremist views from serving in uniform.

This is as unbelievable as it is completely inevitable: After releasing thousands of violent criminals from federal prisons supposedly just as a temporary covid-mitigation strategy, the Very Centrist, Very Moderate Joe Biden and his Very Centrist, Very Moderate AG Merrick Garland announce well, we've reconsidered, and we're just going to leave those violent criminals out on the streets forever.

The Justice Department has reversed course in a legal analysis that could allow thousands of people released from prison at the start of the pandemic to remain free once the coronavirus emergency ends.
In a rare reconsideration, the department's Office of Legal Counsel issued a new legal opinion concluding the Bureau of Prisons "has discretion to permit prisoners in extended home confinement to remain there."
Attorney General Merrick Garland asked the OLC to reconsider the issue after personally reviewing the law. The move comes after months of intense pressure from a coalition of advocates across the political spectrum, who had urged the DOJ and the White House to reconsider.

"Thousands of people on home confinement have reconnected with their families, have found gainful employment, and have followed the rules," Garland said in a written statement. "We will exercise our authority so that those who have made rehabilitative progress and complied with the conditions of home confinement, and who in the interests of justice should be given an opportunity to continue transitioning back to society, are not unnecessarily returned to prison."

Isn't it weird how so many #CompletelyTemporary covid measures, which we were assured were #MerelyEmergency measures which would not last beyond #TwoWeeks, turn out to be permanent measures which will last forever?

"The greatest thread in Twitter history," Dave Reaboi says, of this nutter's thread attempting to prove that Trump is the literal anti-christ.

New Jersey taxpayer-funded commercial features kids asking Santa Claus for the covid vaccine.

The commercial was blasted by an opinion columnist at Shore News Network, a news outlet the covers New Jersey along with a number of other states, who described the ad as evidence that liberal Democrats running the state had "completely lost their minds."

They just really, really love propaganda. They have always been fans of the Soviets and jump at every opportunity to emulate their methods. They see covid as an opportunity to employ Soviet methods which the public will accept or even approve of.

H/t Marcus T.

Brandon's nominee for vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs wants "gender advisers" for the troops.

President Joe Biden's nominee for the vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff told the Senate "gender advisers" for combat troops are critical to the United States' success, a position some veterans say is nothing more than a left-wing initiative that distracts from the military's core duties.
The revelation came during a Dec. 8 exchange with Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D., N.H.), who asked how Adm. Christopher Grady intends to implement "women, peace, and security" legislation within the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
"The role of a gender adviser is a way to attack a very significant issue, and if confirmed, I look forward to leveraging those advisers who can make me think better and smarter about the issues that you raise," Grady said. "So I look forward to, if confirmed, understanding that ecosystem and helping advance that cause going forward again."

Video at the link.

Via John Sexton at Hot Air, a personal assistant reveals years of trauma at the boy-caressing hands of X-Men director and open and tolerated Hollywood pedophile Bryan Singer.

In related news, CNN just hired Bryan Singer. He won't be a producer or anything. They just need a good wingman. You know, with one of their producers having been fired and another one saying he's staying in and just watching TV these days, on advice of counsel.

Seems like the teachers union has its NPC Army pushing out the spin that Randy Weingartner (and the teachers) were trying to open the schools, rather than demanding they be shut down so that they could do "virtual learning" sessions from vacations in Aruba.

Worth the click. Four identical NPC retweets of the NYT "news" article.

Kenosha County Eye -- the blog that so angered T. Clare Binger -- says that Fatlock has announced that he and Littlefinger are not, in fact, gay lovers.

Thank God for small mercies such as this.

Rekieta discusses this here.

Posted by: Ace at 05:50 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 21, 2021 05:49 PM (bVYXr)

2 It's really grey in here

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2021 05:49 PM (oeVy+)

3 And feeling all greyed out.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 21, 2021 05:49 PM (bVYXr)

4 Global Warming, that's why the sun's going down so early.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2021 05:50 PM (HCRRg)

5 Good longest evening of the year.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2021 05:51 PM (mD/uy)

6 I like it.
It's easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2021 05:51 PM (HCRRg)

7 All HAIL KING HARV!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 21, 2021 05:51 PM (iDcra)

8 Nice mood setting there big guy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 05:51 PM (wAnMi)

9 First day of winter, it's supposed to be grey

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 05:52 PM (2JoB8)

10 Tonight's the night.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 21, 2021 05:52 PM (vuisn)

11 It happens every year. We call it winter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 05:52 PM (LtGlA)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Minx 0.7 alpha has turned gray from COVID discussion overdose!

Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 05:52 PM (AMIL/)

14 11 It happens every year. We call it winter.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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It gets colder too

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2021 05:52 PM (HCRRg)

15 The deal with roasted Taint is to not overcook it. oh and a nice brown gravy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 21, 2021 05:53 PM (iDcra)

16 shocked and chagrined at how incredibly early the sun's been going down

I'm sure it will be blamed on warmening.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 21, 2021 05:53 PM (Xrfse)

17 All the leaves are brown
And the blog is gray...

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 21, 2021 05:53 PM (OUMaO)

18 CASES!!!!!!

They don't mean shit.

People have taken a test that's proven to be reasonably inaccurate and it showed 'positive.'

And I'm betting that the numbers are sofa king false, NO ONE is sick from Covid at this point.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

19 My live and let live has got up and left. Well past time for Purge Night. Also digging the grey on gray.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 21, 2021 05:53 PM (z4bSh)

20 First day of winter, it's supposed to be grey
Posted by: Skip

No, no - 'gay'! Don we now our gay apparel, fa, la, la.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2021 05:53 PM (mD/uy)

21 But it's so awesome driving to work in the dark in the morning and driving home in the dark in the afternoon.

Why yes, I AM taking shitloads of vitamin D.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 05:53 PM (Ez6QX)

22 Better gray than gay.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 21, 2021 05:54 PM (iDcra)

23 Go long on gray box futures.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 05:54 PM (LtGlA)

24 In only a hundred eighty days the days start getting shorter again.

Yay

Posted by: Nanxi at December 21, 2021 05:55 PM (WoFHd)

25 'A CNN rep confirms that Michael Fanone will start as an on-air contributor in January,' Stelter tweeted.

Just when you thought their credibility couldn't crash any lower, they persisted.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Why yes, I AM taking shitloads of vitamin D.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 05:53 PM (Ez6QX)

It doesn't work until you take a shit ton of vitamin D.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 21, 2021 05:55 PM (AiZBA)

27 It happens every year. We call it winter.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 05:52 PM (LtGlA)

MAN MADE GLOBAL DARKING! We're all going to go out in a blazing ball of darkness as the oceans dry up and we run out of light bulbs!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 05:55 PM (wAnMi)

28 It doesn't work until you take a shit ton of vitamin D.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 21, 2021 05:55 PM (AiZBA)

DAMMIT

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (Ez6QX)

29 "T. Clare Binger"

Clare? That's a fat girl's name.

Posted by: Bender at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (z4bSh)

30 I miss my little Snapdragon,

Posted by: Willie Brown at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (DiE0p)

31 Told ya.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Dark Winter at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (jYQlA)

32 Missed the last thread but Fuck Joe Biden. I really wish I was not skipping traveling to see family at Christmas for other reasons. Maybe need to ask the neighbors about their church and start attending or something. I've become a bit of hermit with WFH for 20 months. I figured work normalizing would cure that even though I was going to ask for a waiver to only go in a couple days a week cuz long commute and dad aging. But since I refuse the jab, I'll remain WFH full time even if they make the Karens come back.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (3cGpq)

33 Brian Stelter, CNN's media correspondent, confirmed that Fanone would be joining the network in the new year.

Well, the two of them can hop in bed together and shed a few more tears. Maybe bite some pillows while they're at it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (Xrfse)

34 Another question: how come no one seems to test positive for an old variant once a new one comes along?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (EU4kF)

35 I miss my little Snapdragon,
Posted by: Willie Brown

"NO TEETH!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (mD/uy)

36 I guess Michael Fanone isn't going to add any diversity to Acosta's and Tapper's holiday shindigs.

I mean, why stop a trend.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (TNyrE)

37 ace. Posted this in the comments on Sunday. All kovid, all the time, you cannot get away from it. It's definitely a religion for some. Goes to Amazon.
https://tinyurl.com/yckarnzz

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 21, 2021 05:57 PM (2NHgQ)

38 I call bullshit on Fanone voting for Trump in 2016.

Posted by: Cheri at December 21, 2021 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

39 Another question: how come no one seems to test positive for an old variant once a new one comes along?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

Odd, innit?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2021 05:57 PM (mD/uy)

40
It came still with handwipes.
It came still with masks
It came still with distancing, passports, and jabs

Maybe Covid, he decided was a little bit more.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 05:57 PM (XHhHI)

41 >> Today is the winter solstice. The darkest day of the year. From now on things get brighter and warmer with each passing moment.

This is so Northern Supremacist. Northern Hemi-centristic.

In the Southern Hemisphere, today was the Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year, and the days get shorter from now on.

This is so triggering. Be better.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 21, 2021 05:57 PM (Mzdiz)

42 "The role of a gender adviser is a way to attack a very significant issue

WTF?!?

They need advise about gender in the military SIGNIFICANTLY????

We're incredibly fucked........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Besser grau als Drecksau.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 21, 2021 05:57 PM (vuisn)

44 And Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 21, 2021 05:58 PM (z4bSh)

45 Fat chicks should be named Eclair.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 05:58 PM (LtGlA)

46 First day of winter, it's supposed to be grey
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 05:52 PM (2JoB

Gray here in Apache Junction, but not at all cold. Pleasant enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2021 05:58 PM (P3gRi)

47 Another question: how come no one seems to test positive for an old variant once a new one comes along?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (EU4kF)

And they can't develop even one reliable quick test, but all of a sudden all these shitty quick tests can distinquish between variants? Give me a fucken break

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2021 05:58 PM (Irn0L)

48 For Fanone with all the video evidence the FBI has no one has specifically been charged for dragging him into the crowd and beating the snot out of him?

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 05:58 PM (2JoB8)

49 ace. Posted this in the comments on Sunday. All kovid, all the time, you cannot get away from it. It's definitely a religion for some. Goes to Amazon.
https://tinyurl.com/yckarnzz
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 21, 2021 05:57 PM (2NHgQ)

What the actual f*ck?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 05:59 PM (Ez6QX)

50 Seems to be a very, very partisan leftwinger for a supposed former Trump supporter.
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Reminds me of the "life-long Republican", Comey.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 05:59 PM (XHhHI)

51 Meet the new variant, same as the old variant.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 05:59 PM (LtGlA)

52 32 Missed the last thread but Fuck Joe Biden. I really wish I was not skipping traveling to see family at Christmas for other reasons. Maybe need to ask the neighbors about their church and start attending or something. I've become a bit of hermit with WFH for 20 months. I figured work normalizing would cure that even though I was going to ask for a waiver to only go in a couple days a week cuz long commute and dad aging. But since I refuse the jab, I'll remain WFH full time even if they make the Karens come back.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (3cGpq)

Church is a wonderful place to be. I'd encourage those thoughts if you're feeling cooped up and alone...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2021 05:59 PM (exHjb)

53 "The role of a gender adviser is a way to attack a very significant issue

WTF?!?

They need advise about gender in the military SIGNIFICANTLY????

We're incredibly fucked........
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)

All these "Diversity Advisors" are like the Political Officers in the old Soviet Union.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2021 05:59 PM (Irn0L)

54 >>>In case you missed it, former Capitol Police officer and frequent buddy of Don LeMon, Michael Fanone, has quit his job to formally join the staff of CNN.

That's Michael Fanook to you, buddy!

Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2021 05:59 PM (5iUNf)

55 Fat chicks should be named Eclair.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 05:58 PM (LtGlA)

Buffet.

Buffet Rosanne Wilson.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

56
Tucker played a clip of that Admiral talking about the gender advisors. Note the part about "leveraging those advisers".

At that point, I realized the military is well and truly fucked. That is corporate drone buzz word type talk.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 21, 2021 06:00 PM (Mzdiz)

57 That general talks bureaucrat bettern' a nineteen dollar whore.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 21, 2021 06:00 PM (sWM8x)

58 Reminds me of the "life-long Republican", Comey.
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 05:59 PM (XHhHI)

Lifelong republican, Mitt Romney.
Lifelong republican, Colin Powell.
The list is long.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 21, 2021 06:00 PM (AiZBA)

59 I thought it was supposed to be getting lighter? Not grey.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2021 06:00 PM (axyOa)

60 That's Michael Fanook to you, buddy!
Posted by: Boswell

HA!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2021 06:01 PM (mD/uy)

61 Missed the last thread but Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (3cGpq)
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Sounds like you got the key points.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:01 PM (XHhHI)

62 Do you mean Rear Admiral Levine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 06:01 PM (LtGlA)

63 "If the lockdown/mandate regime does not achieve its stated purpose, what then is the real purpose for imposing this regime?"

I don't know anything about that...
I do know that veal is produced by locking young calves into pens where they are nearly unable to move and are force-fed fatty foods for their short sorry lives before being slaughtered for rich people to eat. The process makes the animals weak but the prepared meat tender.

Posted by: jbspry at December 21, 2021 06:01 PM (ATe9j)

64 That's Michael Fanook to you, buddy!
Posted by: Boswell

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Fanook, A no, no.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:01 PM (XHhHI)

65 Missed the last thread but Fuck Joe Biden.

*************

I find myself curiously aroused by your rhetoric and would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 21, 2021 06:02 PM (EU4kF)

66 Global Warming, that's why the sun's going down so early.
Posted by: Braenyard

Based on my own findings and using climate change math and methodology. By June 21, 2022. We will be in total darkness, the past six months proves it.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:02 PM (r1z5A)

67
Gray here in Apache Junction, but not at all cold. Pleasant enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Just got back from kayaking on Canyon Lake it was cool and windy. A really nice day on the lake.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2021 06:03 PM (Gsgma)

68 Day six hundred and mumbly-two of 'Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve' you guyz!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2021 06:03 PM (URNdm)

69 Pizza's here.

Posted by: davidt at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (gjH3l)

70 How does that driving around in your car alone with the windows rolled up wearing a mask thing work.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (LtGlA)

71 Missed the last thread but Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (3cGpq)
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Sounds like you got the key points.
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:01 PM (XHhHI)

Also, Tater is a bitch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (Ez6QX)

72 Tucker played a clip of that Admiral talking about the gender advisors. Note the part about "leveraging those advisers".
Posted by: publius

"Leveraging gender advisors" sounds like an Urban Dictionary entry

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (z4bSh)

73
What the actual f*ck?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 05:59 PM (Ez6QX)

We're doomed.......

4.0 out of 5 stars IMMANUEL: God WITH us!
Reviewed in the United States on October 20, 2021
Color: Blue-green-1Verified Purchase

Bought this for my mother, who collects nativities. What a fitting tribute to a Christ who walked among us and feels our pain. Perhaps the 'reviewers' claiming blasphemy and disrespect might look at the nativities featuring cats, dogs, penguins etc... Why wouldn't the one who took on the cross to save, also take on the mask?
23 people found this helpful

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)

74 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJS9TjjHxx8

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (XHhHI)

75 "The role of a gender adviser is a way to attack a very significant issue

Battlesight zero? Naaa
Bore scope the artillery? Naaa
Proper cleaning of the mortars? Naaa
Basic physical ohiness? Naaa
Get you head right about trannys? Now this is war-winning training!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (axyOa)

76 >>>Pizza's here.
Posted by: davidt at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (gjH3l)

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Dib's on the taco supreme!

Posted by: Turn Two at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (wkUlG)

77
Why do some of the most vaccinated, passports,
restricted, locked-down places seem to keep having the worst luck? Are we missing something?

Living stupid has its price

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (jmIQu)

78 The winter winter solstice, also called the hibernal solstice, occurs when either of Earth's poles reaches its maximum tilt away from the sun.

It's also the first day of "astronomical winter." When, by astronomical data, the above is reached. It can vary by as many as 3-4 days.

9.5 hrs of sun here... measured by sunrise to sunset. Not when you see "first or last light" which could be a 30 to 45 minutes earlier or later.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2021 06:05 PM (BFigT)

79 Pizza's here.
Posted by: davidt at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (gjH3l)

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Dib's on the taco supreme!
Posted by: Turn Two at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (wkUlG)
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No anchovies please.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:05 PM (XHhHI)

80 I can believe Fanone said he was a Trump supporter. You all remember how many Cowboys fans there were in the 90s? Yeah. Same thing- except this shit matters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:05 PM (csEWM)

81 Dear Santa,
I don't want a bicycle or an X-Box, or a life saving operation for my big sister.

I want a covid vaccination. Please, please, please. I've been good, I really have!

I'd also like some big titties and a princess dress with a tiara. And makeup. Not that cheap crap you gave me last year. I want something decent that won't make me break out. Something like La Prarie or Sisley-Paris, you inconsiderate white racist nazi scum.

Do you beat your elves when they don't meet their quota? I bet if Rudolph doesn't shape up, he'll be in a styrofoam tray on 12/26, won't he you fat fuck? I hope 60 minutes does an expose on you.

Love, Ashli xe/xer

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:05 PM (wAnMi)

82 Also, Tater is a bitch.
Posted by: Jordan61

Tater's man-teats cry milky tears of soy.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 21, 2021 06:05 PM (z4bSh)

83 "Why, it's almost as if the lockdowns and mandates the more Soviet-minded members of The Ruling Class have imposed upon us for two years running have virtually no effect as far as containing the virus, and this fact is more and more obvious every day that goes by (and it was pretty obvious a year ago), which then makes one wonder:

If the lockdown/mandate regime does not achieve its stated purpose, what then is the real purpose for imposing this regime?"

It was to complete the deindustrialization and eliminate small business as a competitor, among other things. This seems to have been dependent somehow on BBB becoming law but how, exactly, is not readily apparent.

Obviously, this all was planned and ready to go. The virus likely was the causus belli. Remember, Ahmed Aubrey was supposed to be George Floyd before George Floyd was George Floyd.

The good news is they are falling apart around the margins. The bad news is they are taking us down with them.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 21, 2021 06:05 PM (nMx88)

84 I think the siege of Leningrad during WWII was 900 days

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:05 PM (2JoB8)

85 My chickens stopped laying 3 weeks ago. Should i have them tested for coop croup?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid eggless during winter of death at December 21, 2021 06:06 PM (n/szn)

86 How does that driving around in your car alone with the windows rolled up wearing a mask thing work.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (LtGlA)

Same principal as wearing an onion on your belt to keep the werewolves away. It works!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 21, 2021 06:06 PM (AiZBA)

87 84 Something to shoot for next year

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:06 PM (2JoB8)

88 34 Another question: how come no one seems to test positive for an old variant once a new one comes along?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (EU4kF)

Kommissar, drag that one outside and execute him!
Now then, are there any other questions?

Posted by: President Ron Klain at December 21, 2021 06:06 PM (AMIL/)

89 I call bullshit on that admiral. He didn't use paradigm shift, stakeholders, or maximize throughput. Do better, admiral. Do better.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2021 06:06 PM (eA1RV)

90 Same principal as wearing an onion on your belt to keep the werewolves away. It works!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 21, 2021 06:06 PM (AiZBA)

Was that what they were for?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:07 PM (csEWM)

91 Got a text from number 3 son (the fireman/engineer), last week they ran many upper respiratory calls and he is now coughing and tested positive for the coof.

No Christmas dinner this year.
We'll invite them for a mid to late January dinner.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2021 06:07 PM (Gsgma)

92 48 For Fanone with all the video evidence the FBI has no one has specifically been charged for dragging him into the crowd and beating the snot out of him?
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 05:58 PM (2JoB

No. Because he's a lying wannabe hipster faggot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 21, 2021 06:07 PM (II3Gr)

93 85 My chickens stopped laying 3 weeks ago. Should i have them tested for coop croup?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid eggless during winter of death at December 21, 2021 06:06 PM (n/szn)

Gene Krupa?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:07 PM (csEWM)

94 I'd also like some big titties and a princess dress with a tiara. And makeup. Not that cheap crap you gave me last year. I want something decent that won't make me break out. Something like La Prarie or Sisley-Paris, you inconsiderate white racist nazi scum.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:05 PM (wAnMi)

Holy SHIT. I thought *my* makeup was expensive.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:08 PM (Ez6QX)

95 > If the lockdown/mandate regime does not achieve its stated purpose, what then is the real purpose for imposing this regime?

Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power... We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to [defeat the coof]; one makes the [coof] in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.

Posted by: me at December 21, 2021 06:08 PM (9p+wn)

96 Fanook, A no, no.
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:01 PM (XHhHI)

Ah, fangool - he's a either a fanook or a mooshagool to be a' hangin' around thatta guy, capece?

Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2021 06:08 PM (5iUNf)

97 >>>9.5 hrs of sun here... measured by sunrise to sunset. Not when you see "first or last light" which could be a 30 to 45 minutes earlier or later.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2021 06:05 PM (BFigT)

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Bastages! 7:49am to 4:32pm here. With a high of only 29 (wind chill 19).

Posted by: Turn Two at December 21, 2021 06:08 PM (wkUlG)

98 If one follows the criteria for genocide listed at the US Holocaust Museum, I believe it is or may soon be plausible to suggest the US government is attempting genocide against its own people by promoting and pushing the Covid vaccines.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2021 06:08 PM (H8QX8)

99 I think CNN deserves that liar, Mr. Fanone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2021 06:08 PM (N3BTF)

100 Kenosha County Eye -- the blog that so angered T. Clare Binger -- says that Fatlock has announced that he and Littlefinger are not, in fact, gay lovers.

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This could have been the basis for a heartwarming Christmas-themed romance movie.

I'm thinking the title "The Holiday Court-ship" (I cannot bring myself to put Christmas in there).

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 21, 2021 06:08 PM (TNyrE)

101 Tater's man-teats cry milky tears of soy.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Way to floor it off the cliff of good taste and decency. (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: The MFM at December 21, 2021 06:09 PM (r1z5A)

102 89 I call bullshit on that admiral. He didn't use paradigm shift, stakeholders, or maximize throughput. Do better, admiral. Do better.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2021 06:06 PM (eA1RV)

And no synergy or leveraging core competencies. Amateur at best.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 21, 2021 06:09 PM (II3Gr)

103 Dammit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:09 PM (Ez6QX)

104
My cuz, the retired meteorologist told me something a while back I didn't know. There are meteorological seasons, which are pretty simple, based on start of the month.

Winter is Dec, Jan, Feb. Spring is Mar, April, May. Summer is June, July, Aug, and Fall is Sept, Oct, Nov.

That works nicely for seasonal weather patterns, and that's the definitions they use.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 21, 2021 06:09 PM (Mzdiz)

105 My chickens stopped laying 3 weeks ago. Should i have them tested for coop croup?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid

Yes, eggactly!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2021 06:09 PM (mD/uy)

106 I'd also like some big titties and a princess dress with a tiara.

Santa can DO that?

Posted by: Just wondering at December 21, 2021 06:09 PM (jYQlA)

107 "The good news is they are falling apart around the margins. The bad news is they are taking us down with them.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 21, 2021 06:05 PM (nMx8

"

the other good news is that we will be the ones who get back up afterward, because that's who we are.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (IJMH4) at December 21, 2021 06:09 PM (IJMH4)

108 Dammit pixey, figure out a way to do my work for me! Sock off.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:10 PM (r1z5A)

109 No Christmas dinner this year.
We'll invite them for a mid to late January dinner.

Well damn, that sucks.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 21, 2021 06:10 PM (nxdel)

110 It is a weird deal going from a non-mask-mandated state to a mask-mandated one. Had to go to Albuquerque last week. Note to self: stay out of blue states.

Posted by: J at December 21, 2021 06:10 PM (NPk/K)

111 Dammit pixey, figure out a way to do my work for me! Sock off.

Slacker!!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 21, 2021 06:10 PM (nxdel)

112 My chickens stopped laying 3 weeks ago. Should i have them tested for coop croup?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid eggless during winter of death at December 21, 2021 06:06 PM (n/szn)

Thats eggactly what you should do.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2021 06:10 PM (axyOa)

113 >>>Winter is Dec, Jan, Feb. Spring is Mar, April, May. Summer is June, July, Aug, and Fall is Sept, Oct, Nov.

That works nicely for seasonal weather patterns, and that's the definitions they use.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 21, 2021 06:09 PM (Mzdiz)

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Exactly how it is, in my mind's eye.

Posted by: Turn Two at December 21, 2021 06:10 PM (wkUlG)

114 Bought this for my mother, who collects nativities. What a fitting tribute to a Christ who walked among us and feels our pain. Perhaps the 'reviewers' claiming blasphemy and disrespect might look at the nativities featuring cats, dogs, penguins etc... Why wouldn't the one who took on the cross to save, also take on the mask?
23 people found this helpful
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)

I'll just stick with my traditional Lego Nativity scene. I've been adding to it for years. You can't say the Ti Fighter shooting down the Bat Copter isn't cool. And if I want the Three Wise Men to be bringing the Baby Raptor-Jesus a bazooka, a Kukri and a bottle of Scotch, that's what they're bringing! Fascists.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:10 PM (wAnMi)

115

Thats eggactly what you should do.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2021 06:10 PM (axyOa)

Better scramble the troops and get them checked!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Fatlock's first love is a hearty beefy pot pie.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2021 06:11 PM (r0ADi)

117
I'd also like some big titties and a princess dress with a tiara. And makeup. Not that cheap crap you gave me last year. I want something decent that won't make me break out. Something like La Prarie or Sisley-Paris, you inconsiderate white racist nazi scum.

Do you beat your elves when they don't meet their quota? I bet if Rudolph doesn't shape up, he'll be in a styrofoam tray on 12/26, won't he you fat fuck? I hope 60 minutes does an expose on you.

Love, Ashli xe/xer
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:05

Are you a girl? If not, how the hell do you know about Sisley and La prairie?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2021 06:11 PM (oeVy+)

118 Thats eggactly what you should do.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2021 06:10 PM (axyOa

Don't egg-aggerate here....

Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2021 06:11 PM (5iUNf)

119 You could just eat them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 06:11 PM (LtGlA)

120 Damn it tonypete. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2021 06:11 PM (axyOa)

121 My chickens stopped laying 3 weeks ago. Should i have them tested for coop croup?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid eggless during winter of death at December 21, 2021 06:06 PM (n/szn)

Thats eggactly what you should do.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2021 06:10 PM (axyOa)

I'd wing it myself.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:12 PM (wAnMi)

122 I call bullshit on that admiral. He didn't use paradigm shift, stakeholders, or maximize throughput. Do better, admiral. Do better.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

And no synergy or leveraging core competencies. Amateur at best.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.

credibly synergize extensive methodologies

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2021 06:12 PM (mD/uy)

123 Yup, it does Jewels.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2021 06:12 PM (Gsgma)

124 >>>I'd also like some big titties and a princess dress with a tiara.

Santa can DO that?
Posted by: Just wondering at December 21, 2021 06:09 PM (jYQlA)

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My wife says no.

Posted by: Turn Two at December 21, 2021 06:12 PM (wkUlG)

125 107 "The good news is they are falling apart around the margins. The bad news is they are taking us down with them.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 21, 2021 06:05

The more they fail, the more they will work to terrorize us.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2021 06:12 PM (H8QX8)

126 This is so Northern Supremacist. Northern Hemi-centristic.

In the Southern Hemisphere, today was the Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year, and the days get shorter from now on.

This is so triggering. Be better.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 21, 2021 05:57 PM (Mzdiz)
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AXIAL TILT IS RACISST!!!!!

Posted by: Some idiot somewhere at December 21, 2021 06:12 PM (DnWKq)

127 My chickens stopped laying 3 weeks ago. Should i have them tested for coop croup?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid

I'd take their temp when you think they've reached 165F.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2021 06:12 PM (Gsgma)

128 Lori Lightloafer went on an anti-vaccine rant today, saying Chicago is going into full vaccine requirement for most public places.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 21, 2021 06:12 PM (J+irZ)

129 That works nicely for seasonal weather patterns, and that's the definitions they use.

Yeah I get the use of global standards based on solar cycles but around here that makes a hell of a lot more sense and it is pretty much what everyone feels is right.

I mean its not like that in Mexico or Australia, but in the US and Europe it works well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (KZzsI)

130 I'd also like some big titties and a princess dress with a tiara.

Santa can DO that?
Posted by: Just wondering at December 21, 2021 06:09 PM (jYQlA)

What, exactly, did Mrs. Clause look like in YOUR world?!?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

131 will not stop you from making fun of me for noting it

Se moquer de vous? Ce ne sera pas autoris‚!

Posted by: Vespa Riders Internationale at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (a3Q+t)

132 Sunset actually peaks in early december. The solstice is determined by day length, and sunrise peaks in early Jan. (by peaks, I mean for shortest daylength before going the other way. they average out to about now.

Yeah, that "acstualllly" guy. Sorry ace.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (mZYZI)

133 Winter is Dec, Jan, Feb. Spring is Mar, April, May. Summer is June, July, Aug, and Fall is Sept, Oct, Nov.

That works nicely for seasonal weather patterns, and that's the definitions they use.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 21, 2021 06:09 PM (Mzdiz)

Heh.
Not in Seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (axyOa)

134 Are you a girl? If not, how the hell do you know about Sisley and La prairie?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2021 06:11 PM (oeVy+)

Until recently(ish) I was married. You take note when a jar that's the size of an Oreo costs $230.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (wAnMi)

135 Besser grau als Drecksau.

"I'll give you such a pinch, old man! -

Joe Besser grau als Drecksau.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (OMayC)

136 Are you a girl? If not, how the hell do you know about Sisley and La prairie?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2021 06:11 PM (oeVy+)

I'm a girl, and I worked for Estee Lauder at one point, and I hadn't heard of them. That Sisley mascara is $75! It better make me look like Kate Beckinsale for that price.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (Ez6QX)

137 Slacker!!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

How do you kn....oh, that's right, we've met.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:14 PM (r1z5A)

138 All of this mask wearing is causing the weather to get colder.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 06:14 PM (LtGlA)

139 Why do most compliant areas have the highest infection rate?

VAIDS - it is like a bathhouse party in your veins.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at December 21, 2021 06:14 PM (kxTZw)

140 63 I do know that veal is produced by locking young calves into pens where they are nearly unable to move and are force-fed fatty foods for their short sorry lives before being slaughtered for rich people to eat.
Posted by: jbspry at December 21, 2021 06:01 PM (ATe9j)

For the record, Tater may be asshoe but I do not approve of what Armie Hammer has planned for him.

Posted by: CppThis at December 21, 2021 06:14 PM (UewuT)

141 Because he's a lying wannabe hipster faggot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 21, 2021 06:07 PM (II3Gr)

and his shit is all fucked up.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 21, 2021 06:14 PM (M+Lyo)

142
I'm a girl, and I worked for Estee Lauder at one point, and I hadn't heard of them. That Sisley mascara is $75! It better make me look like Kate Beckinsale for that price.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (Ez6QX)

*looks around*

*closes that door*

*slowly tiptoes away*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:14 PM (Zz0t1)

143 Other than free tests, did anything come out of Joe's speech today?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2021 06:14 PM (eA1RV)

144 >>My cuz, the retired meteorologist told me something a while back I didn't know. There are meteorological seasons, which are pretty simple, based on start of the month.

If you have the opportunity, ask your cuz what a 'covid blizzard' is!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (URNdm)

145 >>I've been really noticing it this year. I think because I've been putting off going out for a walk until later, and then around four, whoops, sun's going down.

In case you're still confused, it will still be dark tomorrow at 4 pm.

Maybe try noon. That's a nice bright time of the day all year long.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (ZLI7S)

146 yes today is the solstice also the first day of winter. the days get longer but it does not get warmer it gets colder.

Posted by: uglykidmoe at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (yOPeD)

147 It better make me look like Kate Beckinsale for that price.
Posted by: Jordan61

Why would you wanna step down?

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (r1z5A)

148
Until recently(ish) I was married. You take note when a jar that's the size of an Oreo costs $230.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (

You really pay attention. My husband has no idea what brand of anything I use. I am impressed.
Sisley makes my favorite eye make up remover.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (oeVy+)

149 Free Glaucoma medicine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (LtGlA)

150 I do know that veal is produced by locking young calves into pens where they are nearly unable to move and are force-fed fatty foods for their short sorry lives before being slaughtered for rich people to eat.

Shrug. It tastes that good I'll kill a calf myself with a hammer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (KZzsI)

151 Other than free tests, did anything come out of Joe's speech today?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2021 06:14 PM (eA1RV)

VAXXXXXX!!!!!!!! BOOOOOSSSTEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

152 The Federalist has a post that shows video of Penn officials discussing their election fraud.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (coYBh)

153 It is a weird deal going from a non-mask-mandated state to a mask-mandated one. Had to go to Albuquerque last week. Note to self: stay out of blue states.
Posted by: J

Yup. Went from now-blue-state shithole Va to blue state shithole Md and got handed a mask in line b a cashier in Montgomery Mall. Fucking braindead insane assholes. These are not my fellow countrymen.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (z4bSh)

154
Dec 21st was always my favorite day of the year, besides Christmas Eve.

I love Winter.
I love it when it's dark at 4:30pm.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:16 PM (N3yxV)

155 146 yes today is the solstice also the first day of winter. the days get longer but it does not get warmer it gets colder.
Posted by: uglykidmoe at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (yOPeD)

That's why January is the worst month of the year...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2021 06:16 PM (exHjb)

156 Why would you wanna step down?
Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM

Smoov!

Posted by: Vespa Riders Internationale at December 21, 2021 06:17 PM (a3Q+t)

157

Say Jimmy, ever see a grown man naked?

- CNN male staffer

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 21, 2021 06:17 PM (XnbJC)

158
I'm a girl, and I worked for Estee Lauder at one point, and I hadn't heard of them. That Sisley mascara is $75! It better make me look like Kate Beckinsale for that price.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (Ez6QX)

I like their eye make up remover and some eye balm. Saks in Santa Barbara closed. The girls there were really nice and would send me home with a ton of samples.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2021 06:17 PM (oeVy+)

159 That's why January is the worst month of the year...
Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2021 06:16 PM (exHjb)
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February sucks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 21, 2021 06:17 PM (DnWKq)

160 Why would you wanna step down?
Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (r1z5A)

You old smooth talker.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (Ez6QX)

161 "'ll just stick with my traditional Lego Nativity scene. I've been adding to it for years. You can't say the Ti Fighter shooting down the Bat Copter isn't cool. And if I want the Three Wise Men to be bringing the Baby Raptor-Jesus a bazooka, a Kukri and a bottle of Scotch, that's what they're bringing! Fascists.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:10 PM (wAnMi) "

you, sir, are a Great American !

(but how did you get a look at my Christmas list ? did Mrs Eez post it on the ONT or something ? must investigate this !)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (IJMH4) at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (IJMH4)

162 Other than free tests, did anything come out of Joe's speech today?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2021 06:14 PM (eA1RV)
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Loads.

Posted by: Biden's Diapers at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (XHhHI)

163
I saw A Jar That's the Size of an Oreo open for Joy of Cooking at AWH in '72.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (OMayC)

164 I agree, February sucks. Its the worst part of winter around here. We get our worst weather then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

165 If the lockdown/mandate regime does not achieve its stated purpose, what then is the real purpose for imposing this regime?

Wanton destruction, like every other progressive priority.

Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (kOpft)

166 Dec 21st was always my favorite day of the year, besides Christmas Eve.

I love Winter.
I love it when it's dark at 4:30pm.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:16 PM (N3yxV)

I'm the polar opposite of this........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

167 >>That's why January is the worst month of the year...

February is the worst month of the year. It's the taint of months. It's not the dead of winter and it's not spring. It's just misery.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

168 Heh.
Not in Seattle.
Posted by: Diogenes

Dec. Jan. Feb. Winter
Mar. Apr. May. June. first two weeks of July. Spring.
Last two weeks of July. Summer.
Aug. Sept. Oct. Nov. Fall.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (r1z5A)

169 159 That's why January is the worst month of the year...
Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2021 06:16 PM (exHjb)
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February sucks.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 21, 2021 06:17 PM (DnWKq)

It's always better b/c it has more sun and it's shorter - 2 to 3 fewer awful weather days is always good. You get to President's Day and you start to see "the light" out of the winter suck tunnel...at least here you do...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2021 06:19 PM (exHjb)

170
You old smooth talker.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (Ez6QX)

I was going to call him an ass kisser.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

171 February sucks.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 21, 2021 06:17 PM (DnWKq)
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I think that's called racist.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:19 PM (XHhHI)

172 I think Soothsayer's an eskimo.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 21, 2021 06:19 PM (4thlk)

173 Wait, what?!?! You mean I could have bought the kiddies masks instead of toys? *hunts for receipts*

Posted by: NaughtyPine - quarantined for Christmas at December 21, 2021 06:19 PM (/+bwe)

174 On Fox moments ago, CDC Kommissar Wolensky had no answer to the question of why we are short of test kits now, after Biden called lack of COVID test kits a travesty back in December 2020?

I can answer that one for her. Because all Junta members are incompetent at their jobs. Especially Joe.

Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 06:19 PM (AMIL/)

175 "gender advisers" for combat troops are critical to the United States' success

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Alles klar Herr Kommissar? These are Political Officers, plain and simple.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 21, 2021 06:19 PM (BJKQV)

176 At least the DoD is admitting by its actions that it was key to the November Coup, A Real Coup-Coup (tm) production.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at December 21, 2021 06:19 PM (kxTZw)

177
February is the worst month of the year. It's the taint of months. It's not the dead of winter and it's not spring. It's just misery.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

It just also happens to be Black History Month, you racist.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:20 PM (Zz0t1)

178 >>>146 yes today is the solstice also the first day of winter. the days get longer but it does not get warmer it gets colder.
Posted by: uglykidmoe at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (yOPeD)

Bet you get invited to a lot of parties

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 21, 2021 06:20 PM (QYPq3)

179 Sisley makes my favorite eye make up remover.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (oeVy+)

Well now I'm going to have to try it. Don't tell my husband. Or do, whatever. He spends a mint on golf.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:20 PM (Ez6QX)

180 You really pay attention. My husband has no idea what brand of anything I use. I am impressed.
Sisley makes my favorite eye make up remover.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2021 06:15 PM (oeVy+)

I wish I could reclaim the hours I spent in Nieman Marcus and Norstrom to name a couple. I'd have many less wrinkles.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:20 PM (wAnMi)

181 We are going to lose a major war.

And soon.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:20 PM (YglAn)

182 My grandma said the anti- Christ was born in Hawaii in 1961

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:20 PM (ONvIw)

183 >>It just also happens to be Black History Month, you racist.

The prosecution rests.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 06:21 PM (ZLI7S)

184 >>>I do know that veal is produced by locking young calves into pens where they are nearly unable to move and are force-fed fatty foods for their short sorry lives before being slaughtered for rich people to eat.

>What's the likelihood that a cucumber is going to escape the murderous intent of a ravenous vegan?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2021 06:21 PM (r0ADi)

185 Hey, Fanone. You like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at December 21, 2021 06:21 PM (Xrfse)

186
Well now I'm going to have to try it. Don't tell my husband. Or do, whatever. He spends a mint on golf.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:20 PM (Ez6QX)

I spend as little as possible on golf. And my game shows it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

187 That's why I got shoved right into the middle of it.

Posted by: Valentine's Day at December 21, 2021 06:21 PM (jYQlA)

188 >> ask your cuz what a 'covid blizzard' is!

They'll have to give it name. That was something he rants about of late, the Weather Channel naming winter storms and crap like that. Also making up terms that have no rigorous definition or agreed-upon meaning.

Basically, to him watching the weather channel is like watching CNN. It drives him batshit. Also, local weather on the local news.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 21, 2021 06:21 PM (Mzdiz)

189 "Should one millionaire Senator really be able to send millions of children back into poverty?" shrieks some demented Karen named Dolan (that's her actual name, Karen Dolan). This economically illiterate soul actual writes articles for the 'business' online media presence Market Watch. It's just one giant socialist anti-business screed from there on. In a publication that calls itself "Market Watch."

This is a joke, right? It has to be a joke...

Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2021 06:21 PM (5iUNf)

190 We are going to lose a major war.
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How does that concern me?

Posted by: A Colonel at December 21, 2021 06:21 PM (XHhHI)

191 "Gender advisor" doesn't surprise me.

What surprised me is my bff's brother is retiring and had to take a special course to prepare him for leaving the military. I didn't realize it was a thing now to prepare retirees for civilian life.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - quarantined for Christmas at December 21, 2021 06:21 PM (/+bwe)

192 Dec. Jan. Feb. Winter
Mar. Apr. May. June. first two weeks of July. Spring.
Last two weeks of July. Summer.
Aug. Sept. Oct. Nov. Fall.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (r1z5A)

In Spokane, I would move November and March to winter. And then put June-September as smoke season.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (Ez6QX)

193 Can you catch Covid from a fart?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Constance Flatulino at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (AD14M)

194
March is the worst month. It's Winter, it's Spring, it's windy. It snows a lot. The days are long.

March is the most bipolar month.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (N3yxV)

195 The Bible says there will be many anti-Christs. Honestly, anyone or anything that someone puts in the place of or worships rather than Jesus Christ is anti-Christ.

Like freaking SANTA CLAUS

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (KZzsI)

196 'm a girl, and I worked for Estee Lauder at one point, and I hadn't heard of them. That Sisley mascara is $75! It better make me look like Kate Beckinsale for that price.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (Ez6QX)

That's nuts. I use Maybelline. The trick is knowing how to apply it. Learned it from a lady at Ulta.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (nxdel)

197 February sucks.

==

why ?

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (V13WU)

198 That's why I got shoved right into the middle of it.
Posted by: Valentine's Day at December 21, 2021 06:21 PM (jYQlA)

I'm the best month because I have Steak and a BJ Day.

Posted by: March at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (Zz0t1)

199 We are going to lose a major war.

And soon.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:20 PM

It will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: RADM Josh Painter, USN (Ret.) at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (a3Q+t)

200 Is there really even a shortage of testing kits? I had one picked up for me this afternoon, and to the best of my understanding they had plenty.

Maybe it's a regional thing, with zealous Covidians in the northeast or something hogging them all for daily testing or some nonsense.

Posted by: CppThis at December 21, 2021 06:23 PM (UewuT)

201 No Christmas Eve this year. I'm one of a few left in the family who doesn't have the coof, yet. They all have it pretty light so it must be the new one. Knock on wood.

Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2021 06:23 PM (+ya+t)

202 (but how did you get a look at my Christmas list ? did Mrs Eez post it on the ONT or something ? must investigate this !)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (IJMH4) at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (IJMH4)

I don't think there's anything special about those guesses. I'd wager that even if a moron didn't know what a kukri was, as soon as they saw it they'd go "yeah, need that".

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:23 PM (wAnMi)

203 We are going to lose a major war.

And soon.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:20 PM

There is no other possibility with these people.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2021 06:23 PM (H8QX8)

204 195 I don't know anyone who worships Santa. I know hundreds of Obama worshippers.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:23 PM (ONvIw)

205 That's nuts. I use Maybelline. The trick is knowing how to apply it. Learned it from a lady at Ulta.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (nxdel)

You have pretty eyes. I'll have to have you give me a lesson next year.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)

206 RADM Josh Painter, USN (Ret.) (Mrs)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (KZzsI)

207 So why do they give us the shortest one?

Posted by: Negrx History Month at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (jYQlA)

208 I'm the best month because I have Steak and a BJ Day.
Posted by: March at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM

Not to mention International Talk Like William Shatner Day!

Posted by: George Takai at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)

209 >>We are going to lose a major war.

but at least LBGTQ+ will be welcome

Posted by: DB at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (0KxNW)

210 I wish I could reclaim the hours I spent in Nieman Marcus and Norstrom to name a couple. I'd have many less wrinkles.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:20 PM (wA

We need you there to pay for everything. My husband would sit by the piano player in Nordstrom.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (oeVy+)

211 That's why I got shoved right into the middle of it.
Posted by: Valentine's Day

I saw Jammed in the Taint open for Bullet for my Valentine at the Roxy in 2010.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (z4bSh)

212 You left out mud season in Spokane.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (YynYJ)

213 "Wanton destruction, like every other progressive priority.

Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2021 06:18 PM (kOpft) "

Occam's Razor rates this as True Beyond A Doubt.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (IJMH4) at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (IJMH4)

214 We are going to lose a major war.

And soon.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

Hmmmm, grounds for a good discussion. No. (with a few "unlesses".)

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (r1z5A)

215 I hope lots of Christmas stuff is stuck in the supply chain and arrives in March.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 06:25 PM (LtGlA)

216 My guess it gets colder here until mid February

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:25 PM (2JoB8)

217
As of now, it looks like we'll have a white Christmas in the MA/NH area.

It supposed to snow a little on Christmas Eve night into the morning, which would be delightful.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:25 PM (N3yxV)

218 I don't know anyone who worships Santa.

Well lets put it this way: what do we tell the kids about Christmas? What do they love the most about it? What images are everywhere? What do we sing songs about?

Hint: not Jesus, usually

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2021 06:25 PM (KZzsI)

219 Posted by: RADM Josh Painter, USN (Ret.) at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (a3Q+t)

I think we'll survive it, but it'll be a come to Jesus moment(I hope) for the nation. Which long run could be a good thing, that said I hope we can avoid it. I don't want to see anyone die because our leadership fucking sucks and we are an unserious nation obsessed with the most anti-American/normalcy policies ever.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:25 PM (YglAn)

220 So why do they give us the shortest one?

13% of the US Population and dwindling because of abortion and Chitcago.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

221 Aww thanks Jordan61! Happy to give away my secrets to any ette.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 21, 2021 06:26 PM (nxdel)

222 Problem is we might lose a major war and not fire a shot because we have been sold out and the White flag will be first thing shown.

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:26 PM (2JoB8)

223 218 because schools would freak the fuck out as would stores, other businesses.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:26 PM (ONvIw)

224 You left out mud season in Spokane.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (YynYJ)

Heh, yes I did! Forgot about that one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:26 PM (Ez6QX)

225 White Christmases are the best

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2021 06:26 PM (LtGlA)

226 Spent the day down in Mt. Vernon. The restaurant there is very good and ole George Washington's place is a lovely piece of property. One of the prettiest in the area. If you're ever in the DC area, check it out. It's well worth it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 21, 2021 06:26 PM (sAmhv)

227 In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.

Posted by: Chauncey Gardner at December 21, 2021 06:26 PM (QYPq3)

228 true dat, clutch, true dat !
just making funny.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (IJMH4) at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (IJMH4)

229 This is a joke, right? It has to be a joke...

Does anybody remember laughter?

Posted by: Bob Eggplant at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (Xrfse)

230 Posted by: NaughtyPine - quarantined for Christmas

Yes. Most of it explains your VA benefits. Teaches you how to turn your masters in breaking stuff and tranny studies into a marketable civilian skill.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (MtMjs)

231 We are going to lose a major war.
And soon.
Posted by: thathalfrican

Hopefully the war they lose is the war against normal Americans.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (z4bSh)

232 Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (r1z5A)

We can't even field a competent fucking Navy. Obsessed with LGBTQ and minority bullshit in the other branches and are screening out anyone left of Mao.

Yeah, we're fucked in the short term.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (YglAn)

233 You left out mud season in Spokane.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

For two weeks after "breakup", the Spokane Valley has no bottom.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (r1z5A)

234
Hint: not Jesus, usually
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2021 06:25 PM (KZzsI)

When my daughter was a youngin......she knew about Santa, was exited about Christmas like no other, but knew EXACTLY what the celebration was for.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

235 I think we'll survive it, but it'll be a come to Jesus moment(I hope) for the nation.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:25 PM (YglAn)

If we lose, the media will say we really won. 40% of people will believe them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (H8QX8)

236 I am so excited about getting my free Covid test kits. I check my mail box every 15 minutes for the packages.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (pQZVz)

237 We are going to lose a major war.

And soon.

I don't know about "we" but DC and its supporters? Yeah, probably.

Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (kOpft)

238 200 Is there really even a shortage of testing kits? I had one picked up for me this afternoon, and to the best of my understanding they had plenty.

Maybe it's a regional thing, with zealous Covidians in the northeast or something hogging them all for daily testing or some nonsense.

Posted by: CppThis at December 21, 2021 06:23 PM (UewuT)

I do not know the testing kit inventory status. The CDC Kommissar did not dispute that there is a shortage now.

Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (AMIL/)

239 128. Except those crime riddled areas. They will be excempt.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid eggless during winter of death at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (n/szn)

240 Outside wandering around in the cold looking for a Amazon package the was supposed to have been delivered. Nothing in the package any thief would want unless they are into men's urinals.
Then I noticed it was transferred to the Post Office for delivery, so I figured its God knows where in their system. At least they got a pot to piss in....

Posted by: Colin at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (mTTwj)

241 And old Saint Nick says do good things and you'll get good things, Obama says cut your dick off and poof your a girl. Santa is harmless.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (ONvIw)

242 Steak and a BJ Day is a made up holiday by big meat.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (4thlk)

243 When Jesus said that the road to Hell was paved with good intentions, I'm really getting the feeling he was warning about Marxists and progressives.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (XHhHI)

244
'Maybe try noon. That's a nice bright time of the day all year long."

Wake and bake starts at noon. This you should know.

Posted by: Bosk at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (x6uUk)

245 *sings*

I'm dreaming of Christmas that's not in the 80s
Just like it's summer or some shit like that...

*looks at weather forecast*

...

Well, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (OMayC)

246 February sucks.
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My grandfather and I were born on the same day in February, I hope it's not us.

Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (+ya+t)

247 You left out mud season in Spokane.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/Fm72DPJCX58

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

248 234 Thanks

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (ONvIw)

249 LA County School District Runs LGBT Clubs for Children as Young as 4:

https://tinyurl.com/Types-Deletes

I say again, people need to start disappearing.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (/7aTk)

250 Well,I'm gonna try to find White Christmas on the tube. It's one of my faves.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (nxdel)

251 181 We are going to lose a major war. And soon.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:20 PM (YglAn)
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And after the dust settles, all the flag officers will issue statements that leave us all asking, "What the fuck did he just say?"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (sWM8x)

252
In Spokane, I would move November and March to winter. And then put June-September as smoke season.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (Ez6QX)

I would have Feb, March, spring April-October summer. Fall November and December and January is winter in my area.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (oeVy+)

253 The war was lost long ago.

These are the mopping up operations

Posted by: Common Tater at December 21, 2021 06:29 PM (pQrYJ)

254 Posted by: lowandslow at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (4thlk)

The Paolo knows.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:29 PM (YglAn)

255 Well,I'm gonna try to find White Christmas on the tube. It's one of my faves.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 21, 2021 06:28 PM (nxdel)
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Do you mean Holiday Inn or White Christmas?

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:29 PM (XHhHI)

256 That Hertz rental car story at Insty is like the height of the Banality of Evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:29 PM (csEWM)

257 LA County School District Runs LGBT Clubs for Children as Young as 4:

https://tinyurl.com/Types-Deletes

I say again, people need to start disappearing.

https://youtu.be/SxrkkmEe80I

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 21, 2021 06:29 PM (SchxB)

258 Do you mean Holiday Inn or White Christmas?
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:29 PM (XHhHI)

White Christmas is pretty awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (csEWM)

259 Posted by: Ferd Berfall

Fine looking boy you got there Frank.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (mD/uy)

260
Yes, fake good intentions with Ulterior Motives.

*existing beyond what is obvious or admitted; intentionally hidden

Good intentions with self-less, pure motives are kosher with the Baby Jesus.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (N3yxV)

261 Holiday Inn just seems petty as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (csEWM)

262 I wonder if Zou bai-Din knows about the zero factor?

Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (0OP+5)

263 Minx 0.7 alpha has turned gray from COVID discussion overdose!

Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 05:52 PM

If you missed the Pixy tech thread this morning we were poking fun (lightheartedly) as we imagined Minx .07 as the operating system for driverless vehicles. A sign suddenly appearing with the lower case letters IMG and the brakes and gas suddenly switching action. Or coming up on a sign for B L A Z E R avenue and the car suddenly dying.

He/she took it well.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (dQvv7)

264 And my grandmother said that the antichrist was born in hawaii in 1961 in the 1970s.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (ONvIw)

265 >>>For two weeks after "breakup", the Spokane Valley has no bottom.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (r1z5A)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Sigourney Weaver at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (QYPq3)

266 Do you mean Holiday Inn or White Christmas?
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:29 PM (XHhHI)

White Christmas with Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (nxdel)

267 Good intentions with self-less, pure motives are kosher with the Baby Jesus.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (N3yxV)

Well, he is Jewish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM (csEWM)

268 Like freaking SANTA CLAUS

Please bring me gifts and a smoking hot wife, little baby Santa Clause

Posted by: Ricky Bobby in high school at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM (kOpft)

269 I'm a girl, and I worked for Estee Lauder at one point, and I hadn't heard of them. That Sisley mascara is $75! It better make me look like Kate Beckinsale for that price.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 21, 2021 06:13 PM (Ez6QX)

That's nuts. I use Maybelline. The trick is knowing how to apply it. Learned it from a lady at Ulta.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 21, 2021 06:22 PM (nxdel)

As an artist, I can say that there's a difference in the ingredients just like super high quality paints - from my eye the base in foundations and quality of pigments. Doesn't mean all the stuff is noticeable, but one thing I did see was that the expensive stuff often went further and lasted longer.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM (wAnMi)

270 I love White Christmas, the General Waverly story was very moving.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM (ONvIw)

271 We can't even field a competent fucking Navy. Obsessed with LGBTQ and minority bullshit in the other branches and are screening out anyone left of Mao.

Yeah, we're fucked in the short term.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

My belief is in a conventional, large scale conflict, that nonsense will get weeded out from within in a quick damn hurry. At least that's my take.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM (r1z5A)

272
The only bad part I don't like about Winter is how low the Sun is. I hate the Sun.

In the Winter, the Sun is at a wicked low angle, purposely blinding me every single minute it is in the sky.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:32 PM (N3yxV)

273 268 Like freaking SANTA CLAUS

Please bring me gifts and a smoking hot wife, little baby Santa Clause
Posted by: Ricky Bobby in high school at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM (kOpft)

What is that horrible song... 'All I want for Christmas is a Beatle?'

Go ahead. Look that one up. You're welcome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:32 PM (csEWM)

274 My belief is in a conventional, large scale conflict, that nonsense will get weeded out from within in a quick damn hurry. At least that's my take.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM (r1z5A)

The front-line troops are really good. Alas, the rest of the military isn't as sharp, especially the more "woke" parts.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 21, 2021 06:32 PM (2qSHg)

275 I love White Christmas, the General Waverly story was very moving.

Yes it is. We'll follow the old man wherever he wants to go... final scene still makes me tear up.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 21, 2021 06:33 PM (nxdel)

276 I have crossed the Kennebec in Bath in late May and seen ice floating down stream.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 21, 2021 06:33 PM (b+v9B)

277 Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM (r1z5A)

I'm one of the more optimistic posters here but damn, this right here hits new levels. Not hating on you but I think you might be a wee bit on the hopeful side.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:33 PM (YglAn)

278 >>We are going to lose a major war.

but at least LBGTQ+ will be welcome

There'll be a lot fewer of them if it's actually 'major'.

Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2021 06:33 PM (kOpft)

279 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 21, 2021 06:33 PM (arJlL)

280
is The Sound of Music a Christmas movie??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:33 PM (N3yxV)

281 275. Me too. Love it.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:33 PM (ONvIw)

282 270 I love White Christmas, the General Waverly story was very moving.
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM (ONvIw)

We'll follow the Old Man,
Wherever he wants to go,
As long as he wants to go,
Opposite to the foe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:34 PM (csEWM)

283 I love White Christmas, the General Waverly story was very moving.
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM (ONvIw)
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And Vera Ellen is hawt.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 21, 2021 06:34 PM (DnWKq)

284 is The Sound of Music a Christmas movie??
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:33 PM (N3yxV)

No.

Die Hard is, however.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

285 > a personal assistant reveals years of trauma at the boy-caressing hands of X-Men director and open and tolerated Hollywood pedophile Bryan Singer.

Bryan Singer directed Apt Pupil, which featured Brad Renfro who was 14 at the time of audition. Renfro was first arrested at 15 for cocaine and marijuana possession. Renfro's very short life went downhill with multiple DUIs, grand theft auto, grand theft yacht, several drug possession arrests, etc.

He died at age 25.

There's no way Singer didn't molest this kid and help send him quickly down the road to an early grave.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 06:34 PM (sG4Hj)

286 232 Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:24 PM (r1z5A)

We can't even field a competent fucking Navy. Obsessed with LGBTQ and minority bullshit in the other branches and are screening out anyone left of Mao.

Yeah, we're fucked in the short term.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:27 PM (YglAn)

There are blood-thirsty and totally competent Prog officers in the military (McCaffrey was an example). Problem is, after the bloodthirsty and competent non-woke warriors are culled-out, there are not enough competent Prog warriors to fill the command slots from top to bottom. Bloodthirsty and competent warfighter officers are not a dime a dozen at every college with an ROTC program. Or at the Service Academies.

Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 06:34 PM (AMIL/)

287 We'll follow the Old Man,
Wherever he wants to go,
As long as he wants to go,
Opposite to the foe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:34 PM (csEWM)

I was born a foe. I don't want to stay that way.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

288 > is The Sound of Music a Christmas movie??

Lord of the Rings is a Christmas movie. It has snow and elves.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 06:35 PM (sG4Hj)

289 The only bad part I don't like about Winter is how low the Sun is. I hate the Sun.

Word.

Posted by: Dracula at December 21, 2021 06:35 PM (Xrfse)

290 Just got a beg email from joebiden .com touting that Biden "Sent direct $1400 payments to 85% of hard-working American households".

Seems to me that the other 15% of hard-working American households should be pretty p*ssed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 21, 2021 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)

291
Wait, is that the same "jack murphy" who is a self-admitted CUCK?

Jack Murphy with the stupid beard?
That Jack Murphy?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:35 PM (N3yxV)

292 I left a note at Tami's wall.

Take care of yourselves please.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:35 PM (Lzpvj)

293 LA County School District Runs LGBT Clubs for Children as Young as 4:

https://tinyurl.com/Types-Deletes

I say again, people need to start disappearing.

https://youtu.be/SxrkkmEe80I
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 21, 2021 06:29 PM (SchxB)

I'd prefer not disappearing, but leaving their flayed and fly covered cadavers out in plain view to serve as a warning to others. And feed the crows. They're so pro science unless it comes to things like puberty. Nope, public executions.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:35 PM (wAnMi)

294 And Vera Ellen is hawt.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 21, 2021 06:34 PM (DnWKq)

Indeed. You can tell Danny Kaye is gay by the way he does not jump all over her like a spider monkey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:35 PM (csEWM)

295 > I was born a foe. I don't want to stay that way.....

I was born DaFoe.

Posted by: Willem at December 21, 2021 06:35 PM (sG4Hj)

296
is Chronicles Of Narnia a Christmas movie?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:36 PM (N3yxV)

297 Stalin famously purged most of the competent Red Army brass, and then they invaded Finland and got totally embarrassed. There were changes.

Posted by: CppThis at December 21, 2021 06:36 PM (UewuT)

298 There's no way Singer didn't molest this kid and help send him quickly down the road to an early grave.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 06:34 PM (sG4Hj)

Damn. I did not like the movie, but shit that is rough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:36 PM (csEWM)

299 is Chronicles Of Narnia a Christmas movie?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:36 PM (N3yxV)
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Never Christmas.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:36 PM (XHhHI)

300 We are going to lose a major war.

but at least LBGTQ+ will be welcome

There'll be a lot fewer of them if it's actually 'major'.
Posted by: Methos

Shitbirds and goldbricks of all types seem to suffer an inordinate amount of back and ass wounds in firefights.

Can't explain it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2021 06:36 PM (mD/uy)

301 I left a note at Tami's wall.

Take care of yourselves please.
Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:35 PM (Lzpvj)

I did as well.

I hope the family finds a little comfort in all the words left there about Tami and what an impact she had on a bunch of virtual fuckups and Morons.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

302 297 Stalin famously purged most of the competent Red Army brass, and then they invaded Finland and got totally embarrassed. There were changes.
Posted by: CppThis at December 21, 2021 06:36 PM (UewuT)

Then he purged them all the way down to the sergeant level just before Barbarossa. Indeed, one might wonder if that played into Hitler's thinking...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:37 PM (csEWM)

303 is Chronicles Of Narnia a Christmas movie?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:36 PM (N3yxV)
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Father Christmas puts in an appearance.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 21, 2021 06:37 PM (DnWKq)

304 There will be no more "large scale limited conflicts" the current likely encounter matrix involves us getting smoked and quitting.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:37 PM (Lzpvj)

305 I'm one of the more optimistic posters here but damn, this right here hits new levels. Not hating on you but I think you might be a wee bit on the hopeful side.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

Heh, didn't/don't think you're hating on me, as I said. Bases for a good discussion.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (r1z5A)

306 263 Minx 0.7 alpha has turned gray from COVID discussion overdose!

Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 05:52 PM

If you missed the Pixy tech thread this morning we were poking fun (lightheartedly) as we imagined Minx .07 as the operating system for driverless vehicles. A sign suddenly appearing with the lower case letters IMG and the brakes and gas suddenly switching action. Or coming up on a sign for B L A Z E R avenue and the car suddenly dying.

He/she took it well.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (dQvv7)

Thanks! I'm sad I missed the discussion in real-time!

Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (AMIL/)

307 Chronicles Of Narnia a Christmas movie?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:36

The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe would be.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (eGTCV)

308 >>>296
is Chronicles Of Narnia a Christmas movie?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:36 PM (N3yxV)

WTF is wrong with you?

Posted by: Turkish Delight Enthusiast at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (QYPq3)

309 > That $250 laser skin resurfacing looks like a bargain now.

That's expensive. How much for the sandblast and Bondo treatment?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (sG4Hj)

310 Nobody really thought that Fatlock was porking FlufferBoy2004. We all suspected that Binger was doing the dude he was living with, who was skinny and liked to go boating* a lot.

*Possibly an euphemism.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (/7aTk)

311 Ace is bordering on Occupy Wall Street
It took him until 2018 to say that occupying Afghanistan was a mistake

Posted by: Kurt at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (q28yy)

312 "Today is the winter solstice. The darkest day of the year. From now on things get brighter and warmer with each passing moment.

Know what I'm saying?"

It is time to light the midwinter bonfires and sacrifice the Winter King to guarantee the return of the sun to the world, because only blood will nourish the new year?

I'm game.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (ZMraq)

313 LA County School District Runs LGBT Clubs for Children as Young as 4""

All your kids are belong to us.

Us being the gov't school groomers. Politically, or sexually...grooming is the main task of the gov't schools.

Posted by: lizabth at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (L3Rsz)

314 Brad Renfro

he was really talented. he was in a good philly-set film - 10th and Wolf

and Bully, which was amazing

Posted by: Back in Black Orchid at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (j9HX3)

315 We all suspected that Binger was doing the dude he was living with, who was skinny and liked to go boating* a lot.

*Possibly an euphemism.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (/7aTk)

You know who ELSE likes to boat?

*pointedly does not look at JackStraw*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:39 PM (csEWM)

316

Big shot movie guy, gay, abuses the shit out of many young boys...

LGBT taught in schools, Desmond the Magnificent pimped out on ABC for millions, drag queens in church, CNN hires numerous pedos and hires back a guy who wacked off in front of co-workers, has Chris Cuomo on staff, his producer is one of the pedos...

So, pizzagate wasn't real?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 21, 2021 06:39 PM (XnbJC)

317
I have a passive solar home. It's great that the sun streams into it in winter and not at all in summer. But winter intensity is maybe 20% of summer sun so not much heat. But SOLAR!!! TAX CREDITS!!!

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 21, 2021 06:39 PM (dQvv7)

318 311 Posted by: Kurt at December 21, 2021 06:38 PM (q28yy)

Ku*t why didn't Urkle fix things in his 8 years?

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:39 PM (Lzpvj)

319 Is "Kurt Blows Schenectady" a Christmas movie?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 21, 2021 06:40 PM (sWM8x)

320 313 and who worked to get trans in girls' bathrooms? Obama people.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:40 PM (ONvIw)

321 Ace, if you haven't read Robert F Kennedy's book "The Real Anthony Fauci", please do.

They have done masses of research into this entire global scheme for a planetary dictatorship, and have compiled proof, extensively footnoted, of what exactly the globalists are doing with this covid insanity. And the total corruption and collusion of every single so-called regulatory entity and every political entity is absolutely terrifying.

All of your answers are in there.

Posted by: Beverly at December 21, 2021 06:40 PM (Ch+tK)

322 Lord of the Rings is a Christmas movie. It has snow and elves.

The council of Elrond, where the Fellowship is formed, happens on Dec. 25

Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2021 06:40 PM (kOpft)

323 There's no way Singer didn't molest this kid and help send him quickly down the road to an early grave.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 06:34 PM (sG4Hj)

Didn't that POS get outed on twatter and fired for like, an entire week before they snuck him back in some other capacity? Really, it's who in Hollywood isn't part of this sick cabal. We already saw what happened to Isaac Kappy for daring to challenge them.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:40 PM (wAnMi)

324 That's my kind of weather. I love winter. When I lived in Putnam, I would go outside when it was -15 or 20 just to listen to the oaks groaning in the breeze. Magnificent

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 21, 2021 06:40 PM (b+v9B)

325 316 Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 21, 2021 06:39 PM (XnbJC)

The cheese lovers are evidently so vitally important to our society they get a pass....

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:40 PM (Lzpvj)

326 Yeah, Burp. Ace is always whining about the 1% and income inequality.

Yup, nearly Occupy Wallstreet Syndrome.

You have to translate your words from Demolish to English first.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:40 PM (XHhHI)

327 It doesn't work until you take a shit ton of vitamin D.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV

I thought it was a Metric Fuck-Tonne.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2021 06:40 PM (/7aTk)

328 Worry not! Our flag officers will glean key learnings from our loss. They'll drill down, double click if you will, and ensure that all key stakeholders have buy in next time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2021 06:41 PM (eA1RV)

329 318 Obama did a lot of dreadful things and fixed nothing...Obama, Obama, Obama. A charismatic demagogue/ demigod

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:41 PM (ONvIw)

330 Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:35 PM (N3yxV)

I've seen this a few times now. What's going on?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:41 PM (YglAn)

331 ace is going to start endorsing BLM any minute now!

Right after he gets done posting about snizz, Magnum PI, Paul Anka, Kaboom and the wonders of multidirectional drills.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:42 PM (csEWM)

332 Today is the winter solstice. The darkest day of the year. From now on things get brighter and warmer with each passing moment.

Know what I'm saying?

Actually, ace, my calculations here in NoVA show that we will not gain another full minute of "daylight" in my AO for another six days,, but when seconds count you are right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 21, 2021 06:42 PM (hOUT3)

333 261 Holiday Inn just seems petty as hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:30 PM (csEWM)

Hotel? Motel?

Posted by: Wonder Mike at December 21, 2021 06:43 PM (cupoy)

334 Obama did a lot of dreadful things and fixed nothing...Obama, Obama, Obama. A charismatic demagogue/ demigod

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:41 PM (ONvIw)
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A speaker.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:43 PM (XHhHI)

335 Hotel? Motel?
Posted by: Wonder Mike at December 21, 2021 06:43 PM (cupoy)

Motel?

I think you are thinking of Fiddler on the Roof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:43 PM (csEWM)

336 If he was being so traumatized, why did he stick around for years?

Posted by: ahem at December 21, 2021 06:43 PM (KSlgm)

337 I thought it was a Metric Fuck-Tonne.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2021 06:40 PM (/7aTk)
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Perhaps somebody will post the conversion ratio.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:43 PM (XHhHI)

338 >>>>We are going to lose a major war.

We got a preview of how humiliating that will be when the Taliban was pwning us on social media as Biden absolutely bungled the exit from Afghanistan. Can only imagine how much worse it will be when they have tranny US military hostages. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2021 06:44 PM (URNdm)

339
I've seen this a few times now. What's going on?
Posted by: thathalfrican

Someone dug up a 2015 internet piece by Jack Murphy wherein he details his cuckholding adventures. Jack deleted it, and is very angry people are mentioning it. He doesn't want to talk about it.

He's a weirdo.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:44 PM (N3yxV)

340 I left a note at Tami's wall.

Take care of yourselves please.
Posted by: sven

do you have a link?

Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2021 06:44 PM (qpolg)

341 329 318 Obama did a lot of dreadful things and fixed nothing...Obama, Obama, Obama. A charismatic demagogue/ demigod
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:41 PM (ONvIw)

And to think, I once thought Obama to be the vilest PoS ever to inhabit the White House; oh how severely I underestimated the Democrat/Socialist/NWO party!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 21, 2021 06:45 PM (hOUT3)

342 https://www.cozeanfuneralhome.com
/guestbook/tamara-smith

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:45 PM (N3yxV)

343 Stalin famously purged most of the competent Red Army brass, and then they invaded Finland and got totally embarrassed. There were changes.
Posted by: CppThis at December 21, 2021 06:36 PM (UewuT)

STOCKHOLM!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

344 I thought it was a Metric Fuck-Tonne.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2021 06:40 PM (/7aTk)
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Perhaps somebody will post the conversion ratio.
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:43 PM (XHhHI)
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Well, I know that a Mighty Shitload is equivalent to three standard Shitloads, but apart from that...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 21, 2021 06:45 PM (DnWKq)

345 do you have a link?
Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2021 06:44 PM (qpolg)

Top of sidebar on right.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 21, 2021 06:45 PM (wAnMi)

346 Just remember, if you're ever captured by the enemy:

Name, Rank, and Pronouns.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 06:45 PM (6FeV1)

347 341. Biden is a philodendron, Obama people run the WH.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 21, 2021 06:46 PM (ONvIw)

348 All these "Diversity Advisors" are like the Political Officers in the old Soviet Union.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

*rethinks opposition to the "Commissar Order"*

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2021 06:46 PM (/7aTk)

349 It's A Wonderful Life is a movie about time travel.

Posted by: Or something at December 21, 2021 06:46 PM (jYQlA)

350 336 Posted by: ahem at December 21, 2021 06:43 PM (KSlgm)

Why wear that dress, why get paid money and get to get high and drunk and be with the beautiful people?

At the end of the day a lot of people walking around on this planet have no self-esteem not low "no."

They do not value themselves, and allow others to benchmark their worth Singer preyed on the type.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:46 PM (Lzpvj)

351 I have a passive solar home. It's great that the sun streams into it in winter and not at all in summer. But winter intensity is maybe 20% of summer sun so not much heat. But SOLAR!!! TAX CREDITS!!!
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus

Didn't Cali just propose to change the pricing on solar to more realistically reflect the actual cost? And wasn't the howling audible in New York?

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:46 PM (r1z5A)

352 You know that Jimmy Carter has got to appreciate Brandon getting going. "Take my name out of the record books, Brandon," I imagine him saying.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:46 PM (XHhHI)

353 Motel Hell

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:47 PM (Zz0t1)

354 The days will be just a little lighter every day after today.

Thank you, God for dear Tami and all the light she brought to all of us.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at December 21, 2021 06:47 PM (Vf4Y7)

355 Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:44 PM (N3yxV)

LMAO WTF. I mean he's either grifting or had a change of heart and soul.

Either is entirely possible. I'm kinda thinking it's the former as on Tim Pool's podcast he said he would let his kids get the shot. Just. To. Play. Sports.

Unreal.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:48 PM (YglAn)

356 338 Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2021 06:44 PM (URNdm)

The Opfor will be confused when they get likes on social media from here.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:48 PM (Lzpvj)

357 as others noted, more sun every day, but colder till end of January (or so) because the earth/waters are still getting colder, using up their "heat battery" from summer that makes the shorter days warmer than longer January days.

I use this comparison to explain that 900 (?) year lag between warmer temps and higher CO2. Oceans stay colder, but release some CO2 as water catches up with higher air temps. (and another reason why correlation is not causation)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 21, 2021 06:49 PM (Cus5s)

358 Just got back form the store and boy was I lucky. Smart & Final was having a sale on garlic butter and rosemary herb rubbed taints... but you had to buy taint by the bag.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 21, 2021 06:49 PM (iDcra)

359 340 Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2021 06:44 PM (qpolg)

https://www.cozeanfuneralhome.com/
guestbook/tamara-smith

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:49 PM (Lzpvj)

360 https://legalinsurrection.com/2021/12/chicago imposes harsh retail vaccine mandates if you have been living vaccine free your time is up

Jan 2 is deadline, vaxed or starve as a second class citizen

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM (2JoB8)

361 Is Jack Murphy the guy with the massive beard who went off on that cohost reading a superchat?

Who is he?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM (csEWM)

362 as others noted, more sun every day, but colder till end of January (or so) because the earth/waters are still getting colder, using up their "heat battery" from summer that makes the shorter days warmer than longer January days.

Also known, correctly, as thermal inertia.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM (iDcra)

363 Captain Cuck Star Command.....

probably puts his grift at trisk truth be told, I am of the opinion that the kept conservatives are all compromised.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM (Lzpvj)

364 My belief is in a conventional, large scale conflict, that nonsense will get weeded out from within in a quick damn hurry. At least that's my take.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM
'Has anyone seen Captain Smythe-Berger? Have you seen her, Chief?'
'Last time I saw her she was back on the fantail with the YNC, Clara Yopp. You could tell they were freezing they were standing so close. I hope they didn't go over the side.'

Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM (0OP+5)

365 360 Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM (2JoB

Do note they will be telling you four shots is not enough by my brithday...

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (Lzpvj)

366 re: military purges...

The more competent, non-woke people they kick out of the military, the better. On the whole it's not going to have any major bearing on the defense of US territory and for everything else - look, a lot of our opponents are not the "good guys", but we sure as fuck aren't either.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (CtltA)

367
I cannot tell you what Jack Murphy's claim to fame is -- he was never on my radar until last week.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (N3yxV)

368
Jan 2 is deadline, vaxed or starve as a second class citizen
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM (2JoB

It's Chitcago. Just go shoot up a convenience store. It's fine.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)

369 Ace posted the link on the sidebar. There is no need to keep posting it and blowing the margins.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (Q9lwr)

370 hehehe... Taint by the Bag... hehehehe

Posted by: Beavis at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (gjH3l)

371 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM (csEWM)
That's the one. They were DRAGGING him in superchats. He lost it and Pool was giving him the business too.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (YglAn)

372 I cannot tell you what Jack Murphy's claim to fame is -- he was never on my radar until last week.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (N3yxV)

he's famous for not being famous.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 06:52 PM (6FeV1)

373 thanks sooth.

Posted by: Infidel at December 21, 2021 06:52 PM (qpolg)

374 The entire time I was driving away from Illinois, I couldn't stop thinking that we got out just in time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2021 06:52 PM (eA1RV)

375
I'll say this: lots of people in our circle, in our dextrosphere, speak well of Jack Murphy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:52 PM (N3yxV)

376 Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (N3yxV)

He went from Dem voter to Trump supporter. Wrote some shit anonymously, got doxxed, lost his job and some other really foul things happened to him.

Turned it into a business.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:53 PM (YglAn)

377 Margins need love too. Jack Murphy likes watching them get blown by his wife apparently.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:53 PM (csEWM)

378 The entire time I was driving away from Illinois, I couldn't stop thinking that we got out just in time.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2021 06:52 PM (eA1RV)

I felt the same way leaving there in 1984.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)

379 Jack Roland Murphy

Jack Roland Murphy, known as "Murph the Surf" or "Murf the Surf", was convicted of murder in 1969. He was also involved in the biggest jewel heist in American history

Posted by: DB at December 21, 2021 06:53 PM (0KxNW)

380 366 Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (CtltA)

somewhere in the last 15 years we flew right past America being about American interests and the US military being about enacting the Glee Gang agenda in the name of representing everyone on Earth but Americans

I am in the position if I get purged I will leave laughing.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:53 PM (Lzpvj)

381 Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at December 21, 2021 06:47 PM (Vf4Y7)

Amen

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 06:53 PM (QikPk)

382 I'll say this: lots of people in our circle, in our dextrosphere, speak well of Jack Murphy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 06:52 PM (N3yxV)

I still have no idea who he is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:53 PM (csEWM)

383 Posted by: PaleRider at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (3cGpq)

Church is a wonderful place to be. I'd encourage those thoughts if you're feeling cooped up and alone...

Posted by: Nova local at December 21, 2021 05:59 PM (exHjb)

I agree. I've had a hard time dragging Pooky to church (especially since he's bigger and stronger than me), and I am a huge introvert, but I miss going to services regularly. I am joining a Bible Study though. That might help you a lot, PR.

Posted by: pookysgirl, tired but happy at December 21, 2021 06:53 PM (XKZwp)

384 Ace posted the link on the sidebar. There is no need to keep posting it and blowing the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (Q9lwr)

Cockblocker.......

Posted by: The Margins at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)

385 360 Jan 2 is deadline, vaxed or starve as a second class citizen
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM (2JoB

Well let's be fair here, it's Chicago so being allowed into the stores just means they're gonna get shot.

Posted by: CppThis at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (UewuT)

386 look, a lot of our opponents are not the "good guys", but we sure as fuck aren't either.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (CtltA)

-----------

Who's we? You got a mouse in your pocket?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (eA1RV)

387 There is no need to keep posting it and blowing the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (Q9lwr)
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Party pooper.

Posted by: The Margins at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (XHhHI)

388 369 Ace posted the link on the sidebar. There is no need to keep posting it and blowing the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2021 06:51 PM (Q9lwr)

Boy, there's a Ramirez-style editorial cartoon for ya...

a pair of Yoots standing outside the last convenience store in town that isn't actively on fire, saying "Sign says the DA ordered that we can't go inside to rob anymore unless we've had our second booster"

"Awwww, shucks."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (6FeV1)

389 >>I still have no idea who he is.

Makes two of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

390 ?!?!

I clearly pasted the wrong thing...

I need to clean my glasses, I think.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (6FeV1)

391 > Wait, is that the same "jack murphy" who is a self-admitted CUCK?

I watched Timcast a few times before I figured out Tim Poole is an execrable lackwit who accurately skewers the left on a narrow band of topics but still desperately aches to be back in their warm embrace. During that time, I had the displeasure of exposing my brain to Jack Murphy.

Jack Murphy trots out boring 1995 era leftist talking points and hasn't updated his programming since then. He's an outdated drone.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (sG4Hj)

392 Wasn't Murphy the trumpet player in The Blues Bros?

Posted by: davidt at December 21, 2021 06:55 PM (gjH3l)

393 Let's not get bogged down in who blew who. This should be a appy occassion!

Posted by: Jack Murphy at December 21, 2021 06:55 PM (csEWM)

394 Well let's be fair here, it's Chicago so being allowed into the stores just means they're gonna get shot.
Posted by: CppThis at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (UewuT)

That's what I meant to reply to.

Oy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 06:55 PM (6FeV1)

395 Sol Invictus!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

396
Makes two of us.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

Three may be a crowd, but I have no clue who that fucktard is either.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

397 "I still have no idea who he is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:53 PM (csEWM) "

same here !
I will add that I don't particularly care, or want to know, either.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (IJMH4) at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (IJMH4)

398 Yeah, I never believe these Ellie Light-ish claims of "lifelong Republican".

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (XHhHI)

399 Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:31 PM

Except that we might just lose that war before the lunacy gets weeded out!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (Q9lwr)

400 an 2 is deadline, vaxed or starve as a second class citizen
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM (2JoB

page not found

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (V13WU)

401 389 Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

He was the "it dude" back in 2016-2017 IIRC, he likes watching his significant other work on her oral fixation using other men's probes and is defensive about it these days.

https://jackmurphylive.com/

He has that hipster beard thing going on, and has a rather puchable iambic pentameter.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (Lzpvj)

402 Even actual lifelong Republicans don't impress me that much tbh

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (QikPk)

403 Wasn't Murphy the trumpet player in The Blues Bros?
Posted by: davidt at December 21, 2021 06:55 PM (gjH3l)

Matt Guitar Murphy

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

404 395 Sol Invictus!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

The Unconquered Sun

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:57 PM (csEWM)

405 And yes, Blurt, thinking we were doing a good in Afghanistan until relatively recently means Occupy Wall Street was completely right...thanks for that false binary, dude.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 21, 2021 06:57 PM (9ewTg)

406 I thought Jack Murphy was cooking Johnsonville Brats.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 06:57 PM (XHhHI)

407 Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (sG4Hj)

I understand this sentiment about Pool. I like him because he's anti-leftist, he has on people I like and is willing to listen.

That said his cultural takes suck. He is very libertarian in his societal thinking and that's a problem as well.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:57 PM (YglAn)

408 We are losing.

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2021 06:57 PM (V13WU)

409 Holy crap with this hash I need to play the lottery.

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 06:57 PM (QikPk)

410 Tim Pool is fine, he's just a frustrating fence-sitter who won't admit that the left hates him and act accordingly.

Posted by: ballistic at December 21, 2021 06:58 PM (oXNqT)

411 He was the "it dude" back in 2016-2017 IIRC, he likes watching his significant other work on her oral fixation using other men's probes and is defensive about it these days.

https://jackmurphylive.com/

He has that hipster beard thing going on, and has a rather puchable iambic pentameter.
Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (Lzpvj)

Huh. I do not remember too many 'it' dudes just a lot of NTers and being still shocked and amazed that Trump won. And what was that? Hope. Yeah, I think it was hope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:58 PM (csEWM)

412 Jack Murphy has a purty mouth. Also you are not a fag for accepting a Beejeer from a man.... just don't look down.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 21, 2021 06:58 PM (iDcra)

413 399 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (Q9lwr)

Almost guaranteed, long war requires a robust manufacturing capacity and a national will.

I suspect if we go balls to the floorboard it will be a ten month affair max and we will at best "tie."

War against a tier one WMD opponent will not allow retooling so it will be a come as you are affair and we are so royally screwed in the head it is biblical.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:58 PM (Lzpvj)

414 Holy crap with this hash I need to play the lottery.
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 06:57 PM (QikPk)

Just remember, 2 pick limit. One hash, one your own numbers.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 06:58 PM (Zz0t1)

415 >>>402 Even actual lifelong Republicans don't impress me that much tbh
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (QikPk)

Many lifelong Republicans become committed Democrats after they die.

Posted by: i at December 21, 2021 06:59 PM (QYPq3)

416 411 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 06:58 PM (csEWM)

He was the inverse of the NT Chichi Jimas, and not necessarily a credit to our side.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:59 PM (Lzpvj)

417 I call Tim Pool "Professor Edge" because all he does is edge people on our side into believing he's on the verge of some grand transition to The Light.

Lucrative - and he ain't the only one who plays that game.

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 06:59 PM (QikPk)

418 https://tinyurl.com/2p9ej78u
Legalinsurrection.com Mayor Lightfoot

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:59 PM (2JoB8)

419 >>He was the "it dude" back in 2016-2017 IIRC, he likes watching his significant other work on her oral fixation using other men's probes and is defensive about it these days.

Well now I know that I don't need to know anything else about him.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

420 Tim Pool is fine, he's just a frustrating fence-sitter who won't admit that the left hates him and act accordingly.
Posted by: ballistic at December 21, 2021 06:58 PM (oXNqT)

I'm still waiting for Trey Parker and Matt Stone to sue him for copyright infringement.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 07:00 PM (Zz0t1)

421 Many lifelong Republicans become committed Democrats after they die.
Posted by: i at December 21, 2021 06:59 PM (QYPq3)
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Many times it's out of their hands though.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:00 PM (XHhHI)

422 Well, I know that a Mighty Shitload is equivalent to three standard Shitloads, but apart from that...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 21, 2021 06:45 PM

Pffffft. I'm worth 10 standard Quims.

Posted by: The Mighty Quim at December 21, 2021 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

423 >>> Matt Guitar Murphy

That's an awkward middle name for a trumpet player.

Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2021 07:00 PM (UnQlg)

424 402 Even actual lifelong Republicans don't impress me that much tbh
Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (QikPk)

Many lifelong Republicans become committed Democrats after they die.

Posted by: i at December 21, 2021 06:59 PM (QYPq3)
==

More before they die.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 21, 2021 07:00 PM (iDcra)

425 New Jersey taxpayer-funded commercial features kids asking Santa Claus for the covid vaccine.

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Heard a talk radio show caller from Florida today saying how much she appreciated "DeSantis Claus."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 21, 2021 07:00 PM (Xj980)

426 Jan 2 is deadline, vaxed or starve as a second class citizen

If you do business with anyone who cooperates with the mandates, you are the problem.

Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2021 07:00 PM (kOpft)

427 Pffffft. I'm worth 10 standard Quims.
Posted by: The Mighty Quim at December 21, 2021 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

= 1 decaRomney

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 07:01 PM (6FeV1)

428 https://tinyurl.com/2p9ej78u
Legalinsurrection.com Mayor Lightfoot
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:59 PM (2JoB

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Wow. I love Chicago (or have loved it, I guess).

Bye, Chicago.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:01 PM (XHhHI)

429 We are not going to war anywhere. Club business is settled inside the clubhouse.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 21, 2021 07:01 PM (b+v9B)

430 332 Today is the winter solstice. The darkest day of the year. From now on things get brighter and warmer with each passing moment.

Know what I'm saying?

Actually, ace, my calculations here in NoVA show that we will not gain another full minute of "daylight" in my AO for another six days,, but when seconds count you are right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 21, 2021 06:42 PM (hOUT3)

Check the sunrise/sunset times shortly before and after the spring equinox. In Houston the daylight duration will increase over a minute per DAY for a week or two before and after that equinox. Sine function. At the solstices, the day/night points are at the asymptotes of the graph of the function. See this map:

https://tinyurl.com/2p86ktuu

Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 07:02 PM (AMIL/)

431 The Polar Bear has lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes...

Posted by: Quint the Eskimo at December 21, 2021 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

432 Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (Lzpvj)

sven my guy! Does anyone have a link to his cucking articles?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 07:02 PM (YglAn)

433 419 Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

You have to admit he is outside the box though, his cuckery is literal whereas Jonah Gillberg and Duvet Fwench are pataphorical but no less theatrical they allow Schumer to do as he will with our agenda as Chance the Gardener says, "We like to Watch!"

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:02 PM (Lzpvj)

434 That said his cultural takes suck. He is very libertarian in his societal thinking and that's a problem as well.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:57 PM

It took me a while to notice that about him. At some point, the "hey, it's cool; live and let live" Libertarians in my peer group became conservatives. I wonder if Tim will figure it out soon.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - quarantined for Christmas at December 21, 2021 07:02 PM (/+bwe)

435 ---
Wow. I love Chicago (or have loved it, I guess).

Bye, Chicago.
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:01 PM (XHhHI)

There are only certain areas of Chitcago that are cool. A majority of the city is a shithole.

It hasn't been a good place to be in a LONG time.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

436 Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 07:02 PM (AMIL/)

Yes yes symbiote of the function. This is what I've been trying to tell people for years.

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 07:03 PM (QikPk)

437 War against a tier one WMD opponent will not allow retooling so it will be a come as you are affair and we are so royally screwed in the head it is biblical.
Posted by: sven

The side that's winning won't use WMD. It's when somebody realizes they're losing, that's when the barely aimable V-2s will start flying.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 07:03 PM (r1z5A)

438 I soooo love it children touch my pee pee.

Posted by: Bill Gates at December 21, 2021 07:03 PM (qOaog)

439
That's an awkward middle name for a trumpet player.
Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2021 07:00 PM (UnQlg)

Yeah. I figured the middle name made it obvious the instrument he ACTUALLY played.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)

440 https://tinyurl.com/2p9ej78u
Legalinsurrection.com Mayor Lightfoot
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:59 PM (2JoB

OK. Nothing is going on in Chicago bars and restaurants under mayoress malignant cretin. Unless being shot at, pistol whipped or robbed at gunpoint is your thang.

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2021 07:03 PM (V13WU)

441 There are only certain areas of Chitcago that are cool. A majority of the city is a shithole.

It hasn't been a good place to be in a LONG time.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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Haven't been since the riots. That's where I heard that the downtown area went to shit.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:04 PM (XHhHI)

442 400 an 2 is deadline, vaxed or starve as a second class citizen Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM

page not found
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM
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Here's one link to the story:

http://bitly.ws/kxDq

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 21, 2021 07:04 PM (sWM8x)

443 360 https://legalinsurrection.com/2021/12/chicago imposes harsh retail vaccine mandates if you have been living vaccine free your time is up

Jan 2 is deadline, vaxed or starve as a second class citizen
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 06:50 PM (2JoB

------------------

They should all go to California

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2021 07:04 PM (HCRRg)

444 I used to be very "live and let live".

The problem is, no one else lived up to their end of the bargain.

So fuck off, freako.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 07:04 PM (6FeV1)

445 432 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 07:02 PM (YglAn)

Her nuked them, youtube of the quartering dissecting the Tim Pool thing....

https://youtu.be/smSHOKI3AnE

Look God knows I have aired my soiled laundry here on ONTs past, the difference is I do not hold myself up as a lifecoach.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:04 PM (Lzpvj)

446 Chicago is the only large city were I felt unsafe walking around. And I'm no small guy, but I was actually accosted there several times.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

447
Didn't Cali just propose to change the pricing on solar to more realistically reflect the actual cost? And wasn't the howling audible in New York?

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 06:46 PM

I honestly don't know, but interesting. I do know that when I first looked at this house I knew where the sun rose and where it set and knew it was a southern exposure. Then I saw the overhangs and calculated the winter sun streaming in and wanted it. I bought it from an Austrian couple, and apparently it's common home design in that country. I think that an American builder relabeled the design as 'prairie contemporary' when not shagging loose women.

But the winter sun sucks. Might be why so many people have Vitamin D deficiency in this area. But the eaves keep out the summer sun so much that air conditioning cost is minimal.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 21, 2021 07:05 PM (dQvv7)

448 I wonder if Tim will figure it out soon.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - quarantined for Christmas at December 21, 2021 07:02 PM (/+bwe)

Professor Edge has already "figured it out". As some women long ago figured out, there is cashola in being a tease if you know how to play it.

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 07:05 PM (QikPk)

449 Lori Lightfoot issues a statement on vaccine passports in Chicago:
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My name is Groot.
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Bold move.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:05 PM (XHhHI)

450 Libertarians are generally Democrats who just haven't discovered their inner tyrant yet.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 21, 2021 07:05 PM (wtmsr)

451 They should all go to California

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2021 07:04 PM (HCRRg)

So they loaded up the truck,
and the moved to Bever-lee!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:05 PM (csEWM)

452 Here daylight gained the next week is seconds a day more

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 07:06 PM (2JoB8)

453
Most people only talk about Foreign Corrupt Practices.

We ACT

Posted by: the Biden Familia at December 21, 2021 07:06 PM (QzkSJ)

454 >>>Professor Edge has already "figured it out". As some women long ago figured out, there is cashola in being a tease if you know how to play it.

tim pool bores me and I don't listen to him much but I have to stick up for him -- no, he's not a conservative, but he's on the Trump Train, which is the most controversial, friend-losing, job-losing train you can get on.

So I don't see how this is calculated.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:06 PM (0G13K)

455 ---
Haven't been since the riots. That's where I heard that the downtown area went to shit.
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:04 PM (XHhHI)
-------------

The Billion Dollar mile is worth about ten cent.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2021 07:06 PM (HCRRg)

456 Brandon's nominee for vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs wants "gender advisers" for the troops.

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Out: "I'm. With. Her!"
In: "Chop. It. Off!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 21, 2021 07:06 PM (Xj980)

457 449 Lori Lightfoot issues a statement on vaccine passports in Chicago:
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My name is Groot.
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Bold move.
Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:05 PM (XHhHI)

He got to the root of the matter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:06 PM (csEWM)

458
The bullshit masks and vax mandates in the big blue cities is working out exactly like their gun control laws.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 07:07 PM (N3yxV)

459 "Metaphorical" Jack....

damned keyboard needs batteries and maybe replaced.

An interesting sidenote on "being sven" my sweat is acidic and melts keyboard over time no joke the sweat and skin oils mar the wasd keys....

some kids get bit by radioactive spiders and get cool powers, I drank oven cleaner and became a hazmat site.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:07 PM (Lzpvj)

460 Libertarians are generally Democrats who just haven't discovered their inner tyrant yet.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 21, 2021 07:05 PM (wtmsr)
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Libertarians are people that complain that the left call them racists for no reason, when they really should be calling you racist.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:07 PM (XHhHI)

461 > I call Tim Pool "Professor Edge" because all he does is edge people on our side into believing he's on the verge of some grand transition to The Light.

Some wag dubbed him "The World's Slowest Red Pill." It's not correct though. Pool's still holding out hope the left will stop being so nutty on a couple of topics so he can exit the wilderness and be back on their team.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 07:07 PM (sG4Hj)

462 someone saying "I voted for trump and I'd do it again, easily" is not really a grifter or "tease" move.

but no, he's not conservative.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:08 PM (0G13K)

463 An interesting sidenote on "being sven" my sweat is acidic and melts keyboard over time no joke the sweat and skin oils mar the wasd keys....

I have a nephew with the acid blood. I have to immediately clean any weapons of mine that he handles or they will rust overnight, in them shape of fingerprints.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:08 PM (yQpMk)

464 Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:06 PM (0G13K)

Eh I trust you but my observation is when people go on for this long without committing and they're cashing in, it's ALWAYS a terrible sign.

I guess I'm saying anyone waiting for the big epiphany will be waiting the rest of their life.

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 07:08 PM (QikPk)

465 My problem with Pool is not his politics, it is more basic: he seems like a snake oil salesman. I watched one episode (with Gary from Nerdrotic) and I just got a very Bill Paxton in True Lies vibe from him and his entire crew.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:08 PM (csEWM)

466 460 Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:07 PM (XHhHI)

This is about me isn't it?

//Benny Shapiro the tiiest Romulan

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:08 PM (Lzpvj)

467 >>New Jersey taxpayer-funded commercial features kids asking Santa Claus for the covid vaccine.

Disgusting!

The tone of Christmas ads seems to be changing? Saw one where they claimed to have the gift a boyfriend should give "to make up for the bad gift you gave last year." Another was a wife thinking about outdoor store gifts and ultimately settling on one that gets him out of the house permanently - gear for living in a van.
WTH?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2021 07:08 PM (URNdm)

468 >>>Eh I trust you but my observation is when people go on for this long without committing and they're cashing in, it's ALWAYS a terrible sign.

well he is making sick money. sick.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:09 PM (0G13K)

469 Winter is a time for pruning. There will be growth in the Spring.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 21, 2021 07:09 PM (rDgjh)

470 Fanone looks a little LeMony

Posted by: Javems at December 21, 2021 07:09 PM (AmoqO)

471 some kids get bit by radioactive spiders and get cool powers, I drank oven cleaner and became a hazmat site.
Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:07 PM (Lzpvj)

I utterly RUIN white T-shirts... i'm not talking "oh, they're a little dingy", i mean "did you use this to clean an oven? It's... crumbling?"

Maybe there's some gene that makes your skin ooze chemical death. I dunno.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 07:09 PM (6FeV1)

472 465 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:08 PM (csEWM)

Tim Pool is the guy who says "I am the CEO" and then instead of telling people what is expected says "you fugure out how to make me a success."

Very oily.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:09 PM (Lzpvj)

473 Except that we might just lose that war before the lunacy gets weeded out!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2021 06:56 PM (Q9lwr)

Worse, there is no way we win the next war, even if the "enemy" is the Duchy of Grand Fenwick, thanks to our politically correct choice of "military leadership".

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 21, 2021 07:10 PM (hOUT3)

474 I don't think many will respond to these new demands for masks and boosters. It's pretty obvious to everyone that this is all bullshit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 21, 2021 07:10 PM (sWM8x)

475 It's somewhat interesting to see where the sun and moon rise and set over the months. Right now, the moon is setting in the early morning in the northwest here. At other times of the year it's more in the "real" west.

Same goes for the sunrise and sunset. Observable, visual cues the Earth wobbles.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2021 07:10 PM (BFigT)

476 >>>470 Fanone looks a little LeMony

he doesn't look like he'd turn his nose up at an appletini

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:10 PM (0G13K)

477 Every military organization from smallest will have a Diversity Officer to make sure every order is equal and in consideration of the gender picked by the servicemen/woman/trannie

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2021 07:10 PM (2JoB8)

478 some people are just not conservatives.

For example: NeverTrump.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (0G13K)

479 "Brandon's nominee for vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs wants "gender advisers" for the troops. "

This will work out well. Just like when Obama changed the ROE's to have 27A's involved in the calls for air strikes. I can't tell you how many lives that destroyed. Now you'll have another gender advisor in the CoC. I mean what could go wrong? That won't impact critical decision making at all, I'm sure. Assholes.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (wtmsr)

480 Tim Pool is the guy who says "I am the CEO" and then instead of telling people what is expected says "you fugure out how to make me a success."

Very oily.
Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:09 PM (Lzpvj)
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Well you got to get up pretty oily in the morning to fool 'em.

Posted by: Groucho at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (XHhHI)

481 Day/night changes, continued

This what the day/night map will be at the equinox in March 2022

https://tinyurl.com/7drez69t

Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (AMIL/)

482 well he is making sick money. sick.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:09 PM (0G13K)

We talking fleet of Vespas with matching Messenger bags money?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (csEWM)

483 Before we demand Tim Pool become a conservative maybe we should convince National Review

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (0G13K)

484 well he is making sick money. sick.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:09 PM (0G13K)

I can't tell if this is sarcastic. I honestly don't know how much he makes. I just know a lot of people know who he is.

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (QikPk)

485 "444 I used to be very "live and let live".

The problem is, no one else lived up to their end of the bargain.

So fuck off, freako.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 07:04 PM (6FeV1) "

This !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (IJMH4) at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (IJMH4)

486 We talking fleet of Vespas with matching Messenger bags money?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (csEWM)

Pure Naugahyde crocs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

487 The entire time I was driving away from Illinois, I couldn't stop thinking that we got out just in time.
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If you get homesick or curious just let me know, I'll be here.

Posted by: dartist at December 21, 2021 07:12 PM (+ya+t)

488 Before we demand Tim Pool become a conservative maybe we should convince National Review
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (0G13K)

We would have better chance with CATO, you know.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2021 07:12 PM (ZMraq)

489 Before we demand Tim Pool become a conservative maybe we should convince National Review
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (0G13K)

Heh I'm a decade or more ahead of you on that score.

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 07:12 PM (QikPk)

490 Pure Naugahyde crocs.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

Classy.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:12 PM (csEWM)

491 They should change the title of Diversity Officer to Commisar.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 21, 2021 07:12 PM (rDgjh)

492 I have a nephew with the acid blood. I have to immediately clean any weapons of mine that he handles or they will rust overnight, in them shape of fingerprints.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

From LV 426?

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (r1z5A)

493 >>>I can't tell if this is sarcastic. I honestly don't know how much he makes. I just know a lot of people know who he is.

no it's serious, people have told me how much, I forget how much it is, but it's a ton

it's like something like, he's got 30,000 patreon subscribers signed up at $10 per month and that's just one revenue stream

that's not the right numbers but it's in that league

makes me wonder why I'm such a dope

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (0G13K)

494 Pure Naugahyde crocs.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

Naugs.

The Hot New Thing for 2022 (as long as anyone is still alive and has feet by then)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (6FeV1)

495 483 Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (0G13K)

I am not demanding he be a conservative, stress on the "CON" I am just wishing he was not an "edge runner."

Pick a point of view and advocate for it and make alliances against foes or shut up after what 12 years?

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (Lzpvj)

496 some people are just not conservatives.

For example: NeverTrump.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (0G13K)
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I think people have to realize that as the issue becomes the radicalization of the left the coalition won't just be made up of convinced conservatives. And they won't be convinced that conservatism is the issue more than the zealotry is.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (XHhHI)

497 Gender Advisors...

Sad.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (R/m4+)

498 From LV 426?

I don't want to be around him if he gets cut.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

499 >>Before we demand Tim Pool become a conservative maybe we should convince National Review

Heh. I believe they accept check or credit cards, as long as you cover a significant portion of their expenses. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (URNdm)

500 Until recently(ish) I was married. You take note when a jar that's the size of an Oreo costs $230.
Posted by: clutch cargo
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I think I can hazard a guess why you are no longer married.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (5p7BC)

501 Cato, National Review, AEI? They're all Commies.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 21, 2021 07:14 PM (rDgjh)

502 "Before we demand Tim Pool become a conservative maybe we should convince National Review
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (0G13K)"

Or at least get their wives to give up their bulls so we can have some semblance of decency.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 21, 2021 07:14 PM (wtmsr)

503 probably more like $5 per month

and maybe it's 10,000 subscribers

yeah I think I overshot it with 30,000 @ $10

but still, whatever, it's a lot, and it's every month, and that doesn't even include youtube ad revenue

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:14 PM (0G13K)

504 From LV 426?

It's a rock. No indigenous life.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

505 We would have better chance with CATO, you know.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2021 07:12 PM (ZMraq)
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Maybe you can Reason with Reason?

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:14 PM (XHhHI)

506

Pure Naugahyde crocs.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

Garrett got a raise?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)

507 493 Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (0G13K)

There are two wolves inside us Ace, one says make ewok jokes and the other says sell them......

Well Brandon's wolf says "hump their legs" but he is "special."

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:14 PM (Lzpvj)

508
If you watch the recent encounter with "RA," Tim Pool exposes himself as a fraud.

"I'm for abolishing the police!"
"Kim Potter should go to prison!"
"See? I'm not a racist!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 07:14 PM (N3yxV)

509 Got a text from number 3 son (the fireman/engineer), last week they ran many upper respiratory calls and he is now coughing and tested positive for the coof.

No Christmas dinner this year.
We'll invite them for a mid to late January dinner.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2021 06:07 PM (Gsgma).

((HGUS)) Hopefully he gets the mild case and then has natural immunity. My dad was a ranch hand when I was little but started driving long haul when I was in college. He always volunteered to work through T-day and Xmas so drivers with young kids had a better shot of being there (and for the extra pay) so we did a lot of those gatherings a few weeks late. Family time is important but the exact calendar dates are trivial.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 21, 2021 07:14 PM (3cGpq)

510 makes me wonder why I'm such a dope
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (0G13K)

You are OUR dope. Which probably won't make you feel any better.

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 07:15 PM (QikPk)

511 makes me wonder why I'm such a dope
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (0G13K)

He may have money ace- but you've got US.

Now ace, put down that gun...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:15 PM (csEWM)

512 He's a weirdo.

Posted by: Soothsayer

He also admitted to the crime of rape and pedophilia in those old posts, which also explains why he's pissed at being exposed.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2021 07:15 PM (/7aTk)

513 > I don't see how this is calculated.

I believe Pool is sincere in his criticism of the left on a very narrow set of topics. I believe his conscience led him to speak out about it. The left, being what they are, ejected him from the body. I think Pool was surprised at how thoroughly they rejected him for his heresy.

In the meanwhile, he got plaudits from the right for speaking out about the left. So he found his niche.

I don't think the entire thing is calculated. That said, I think he's a lot less of a fence sitter than he claims to be. I think that outside of a very narrow range of topics, he nearly universally agrees with the left. But they have no place for him.

So there he sits, partially out of conscience, partially out of necessity, and partially as a pose.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 07:15 PM (sG4Hj)

514 Brian May from Queen gets Covid - recovers - and then tells everyone it was horrible and then begs everyone to get vaccinated. Small problem...May was vaccinated already - so what's the point? It obviously doesn't matter then - do these people even hear themselves?

Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2021 07:15 PM (5iUNf)

515 Before we demand Tim Pool become a conservative maybe we should convince National Review
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:11 PM (0G13K)

Tim would quickly be considered a RINO once converted, I'm sure......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

516 that's not the right numbers but it's in that league

makes me wonder why I'm such a dope
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (0G13K)

You'll never work the Big Rooms when you work Blue, I fear.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

517
Being into streaming for years - do they still run Christmas car ads where the husband puts a big bow on a brand new car for the wife?

I'm suspecting that sort of class envy might not be a good idea when car dealerships have so much glass in the showrooms.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 21, 2021 07:16 PM (dQvv7)

518 496 Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:13 PM (XHhHI)

That would be the "alliance" thing, essentially we are going to pick up a lot of pissed off feminists because of "George of the Jungle is King of Women's Sports" within the next four years....

those chicks will make Christine Todd Whitmann look like Strom Thrumond but they may stop communism.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:16 PM (Lzpvj)

519 446 Chicago is the only large city were I felt unsafe walking around. And I'm no small guy, but I was actually accosted there several times.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

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My lone experience was Detroit in 1998. Was there for 3 or 4 days on a consulting gig, with a dainty little female coworker. Couldn't carry (didn't want to deal with the potential grief of a handgun on an airplane), and insisted that she let me walk her from her hotel room to any outdoor place -- especially at night.

And as for me? If I went anywhere at night, I didn't walk -- I actually ran (was in marathon shape).

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 21, 2021 07:17 PM (Xj980)

520 now i'm told no, it's something like almost 30,000 @ $10 per month

Supposedly. so, $300K per month, not counting youtube ad money or direct sponsorships or whatever else he's got going on.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:17 PM (0G13K)

521 475 It's somewhat interesting to see where the sun and moon rise and set over the months. Right now, the moon is setting in the early morning in the northwest here. At other times of the year it's more in the "real" west.

Same goes for the sunrise and sunset. Observable, visual cues the Earth wobbles.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2021 07:10 PM (BFigT)

The change you are referring to is primarily due to the tilt of the Earth's rotational axis relative to the plane of our orbit around the sun. The wobble of the Earth's rotational axis causes tiny variations from that.

Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 07:17 PM (AMIL/)

522 514 Brian May from Queen gets Covid - recovers - and then tells everyone it was horrible and then begs everyone to get vaccinated. Small problem...May was vaccinated already - so what's the point? It obviously doesn't matter then - do these people even hear themselves?
Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2021 07:15 PM (5iUNf)

He should have told Freddie not to have sex with random dudes- that might have accomplished something.

Too soon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:17 PM (csEWM)

523
There's a girl on the internet who sells her Farts in a Jar.

Ace, can you fart in a jar?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 07:17 PM (N3yxV)

524 However, I do get the frustration that conservatives have with semi-red-pilled.

So much of the left's prior argument is based on "Well conservatives are bad people with bad motives" and then when they are face to face with the biggest threat to liberties being former colleagues and "right-thinkers", they make an incomplete acknowledgment of their simplistic mental framework which had them siding with the worse guys.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:17 PM (XHhHI)

525 Glad I had some glorious times in the Windy City before its demise.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 21, 2021 07:17 PM (Xrfse)

526 >>>He may have money ace- but you've got US.

yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (0G13K)

527 Brian May from Queen gets Covid - recovers - and then tells everyone it was horrible and then begs everyone to get vaccinated. Small problem...May was vaccinated already - so what's the point? It obviously doesn't matter then - do these people even hear themselves?
Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2021 07:15 PM (5iUNf)

Example number 4 million plus as to why I live my life ignoring EVERY piece of 'advise' that comes from the hollywood 'elite' when it comes to largely EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (Zz0t1)

528 "some people are just not conservatives. "

And honestly, why should they be? I was never one for this strict orthodoxy. In my opinion it actually breeds in bias and grift. That's demonstrably true. It is the challenging of orthodoxy and accepted ideals that often keeps a philosophy authentic. Our Founders and Framers were only monolithic in their ideals. But they came at it from many different ways and I wish people would realize that. Because in age where we keep mocking people for their lack of intellectual curiosity when it comes to subjects such as science, it's rather important.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (wtmsr)

529 Supposedly. so, $300K per month, not counting youtube ad money or direct sponsorships or whatever else he's got going on.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:17 PM (0G13K)

I'm not saying I would suck dick for that kind of money, but I would consider it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

530 There's a girl on the internet who sells her Farts in a Jar.

That's so friggin' hot.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (Xrfse)

531 name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - just patriotic enough to do what the gov says, but not enough for a free country. [/b at December 21, 2021 07:19 PM (NyHqe)

532 yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (0G13K)

Sell us fake snizzes and have a rack of the month patreon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:19 PM (csEWM)

533
Tim Pool gets 35K idiots to watch his twice-weekly livestreams, and they "superchat" him $$ in hopes he'll read their comments.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 07:19 PM (N3yxV)

534 yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!

Freak show? Charity fund drive? Circus?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:19 PM (yQpMk)

535 > yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!

Same as every other youtuber. Patreon and merch.

Where's your merch store?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 07:19 PM (sG4Hj)

536 526 Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (0G13K)

Ace, call me....

//Ralph down the hall from Bob at the NSA

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:19 PM (Lzpvj)

537 Don't invite the unvaxxed, but the lefty SiL who drinks a whole box of wine and pukes on the Christmas tree, she's totes cool!

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 07:19 PM (r1z5A)

538 There's a girl on the internet who sells her Farts in a Jar.
Ace, can you fart in a jar?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 07:17 PM (N3yxV)

Link please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2021 07:19 PM (R/m4+)

539 yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (0G13K)

Someone designed a shitload of ace swag, which I and others would buy

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 07:19 PM (3PvNV)

540 name field test
Posted by: Moron Robbie - just patriotic enough to do what the gov says, but not enough for a free country. [/b at December 21, 2021 07:19 PM (NyHqe)

You missed a bracket......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)

541 Sounds like the jury is possibly deadlocked in the ex-Minnesota police officer, Kim Potter's trial.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (NpAcC)

542
Solstice comes from the Latin phrase "sol sistere" which translates to "sun stands still", or just "sun stop". At the winter solstice, the sun reaches its lowest declination.

And again, I'm using racist Northern Supremacist celestial coordinates orientation.

The equinoxes occur when Mr. Sun crosses the celestial equator.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (Mzdiz)

543 Posted by: Marcus T at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (wtmsr)

THIS. Anyone who would stand against tyranny and control is my brother.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (csEWM)

544 Freak show? Charity fund drive? Circus?

===

And that's just he cobs !

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (V13WU)

545 Tim would quickly be considered a RINO once converted, I'm sure......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Liberals are politically homeless.

The only going concerns right now are Police State Totalitarian (99.9% of government) and Not That (0.1%, and I am basically just arbitrarily using that as my precision floor and rounding up to it.)

There is no room for Liberalism or Progressivism. There is no room for Conservatism. There is no room for any coherent ideology of any kind in politics anymore, because there is no "politics" anymore. We have turned it into the continuation of warfare by other means.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (6FeV1)

546 >>yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!

The real money is in comments.

I have my own clothing line coming out in January.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

547 yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (0G13K)

Well, you DID give all the proceeds from the cookbook to charity.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)

548 For only pennies a day...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

549 Oh crap, how can I forget having worked in downtown Oakland for 4 years in the early 90s?

-------

Started carrying my firearm in my briefcase when black dudes started spitting on me, trying to provoke a punch -- usually at the top of the stairs of a BART exit.

I learned how to strategically spot and avoid them, one of my first lessons in situational awareness.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 21, 2021 07:21 PM (Xj980)

550 Aetius that was some Horde mind @511

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 07:21 PM (3PvNV)

551 You missed a bracket......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)

**

Yeah, it's weird that you have to put a half dozen spaces after the final letter sometimes. Other times you don't.

And sometimes things don't even post.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - just patriotic enough to do what the gov says, but not enough for a free country. [/b at December 21, 2021 07:21 PM (NyHqe)

552 He should have told Freddie not to have sex with random dudes- that might have accomplished something.

Too soon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:17 PM (csEWM)
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Actually, May and Taylor talk about how "Don't Stop Me Now" is a sore point for them. That's exactly what they wanted to do for Freddie. Both May and Taylor have publically said that they do not enjoy that song's popularity.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2021 07:21 PM (XHhHI)

553 Nood sighting!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 21, 2021 07:21 PM (Gsgma)

554 Someone designed a shitload of ace swag, which I and others would buy

==

you gonna buy 10k coffee mugs at $5/piece every month ?

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2021 07:21 PM (V13WU)

555 Link please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2021 07:19 PM (R/m4+)

Look up It'sagundam... Oh hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOT7Ui4HF_s

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:21 PM (csEWM)

556 > There's a girl on the internet who sells her Farts in a Jar.

Is it that oozing lot lizard Belle Delphine? The one who took a bath and sold jars of the bathwater?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 07:22 PM (sG4Hj)

557 ace could buy a beanie and do videos. I'd subscribe to that.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2021 07:22 PM (NpAcC)

558 I have my own clothing line coming out in January.

===

Can't wait !

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2021 07:22 PM (V13WU)

559 I would wear the dickens out of a shirt that had a big Spade and "Horde As F*ck" splashed across it.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2021 07:22 PM (6FeV1)

560
WTF is a conservative, anyway?

None of us here consider ourselves a "conservative." We only use that word to identify ourselves as Not A Leftist Fascist Totalitarian.

Doesn't matter, anymore. We've all been Marie LePenned. We've been forever designated as "far right."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 21, 2021 07:22 PM (N3yxV)

561 makes me wonder why I'm such a dope

**

That's really weird. I made a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer comment to this with the "why am I such a mi sfi t, I am not just a nitw it" and it didn't go through.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - just patriotic enough to do what the gov says, but not enough for a free country. [/b at December 21, 2021 07:22 PM (NyHqe)

562 you gonna buy 10k coffee mugs at $5/piece every month ?
Posted by: runner at December 21, 2021 07:21 PM (V13WU)

Hey I didn't say it was gonna be millions

Posted by: ... at December 21, 2021 07:22 PM (3PvNV)

563 556 Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 07:22 PM (sG4Hj)

Dunno, she leads an "interesting life" there are incel weeaboos who have made her a very wealthy gal.

Posted by: sven at December 21, 2021 07:23 PM (Lzpvj)

564 I think it's time for another pledge drive. Ace for Christmas. I really should be giving money every month considering the pleasure and entertainment I have gotten from this blog for at least 15 years.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 21, 2021 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

565 Charge 2 cents per comment.

Posted by: My two cents at December 21, 2021 07:23 PM (Tnijr)

566 And the spacing is off again

Posted by: Moron Robbie - just patriotic enough to do what the gov says, but not enough for a free country. at December 21, 2021 07:23 PM (NyHqe)

567 The real money is in comments.

I have my own clothing line coming out in January.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 21, 2021 07:23 PM (Xj980)

568 There we go. Just in time, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - just patriotic enough to do what the gov says, but not enough for a free country. at December 21, 2021 07:23 PM (NyHqe)

569 I have my own clothing line coming out in January.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

Put me down for a pair of JS Crocs in tangerine and Extra Large!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 21, 2021 07:23 PM (hOUT3)

570 yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!
Posted by: ace

Patreon...my understanding, ya got a nice rack, people send ya money. At least based on the movie reviewers.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 07:24 PM (r1z5A)

571 Does Apothis have DC in its sights?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2021 07:24 PM (L93fr)

572 Look up It'sagundam... Oh hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOT7Ui4HF_s
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2021 07:21 PM (csEWM)

Thanks Aetius451AD!

I still have some Christmas shopping to do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2021 07:25 PM (R/m4+)

573 >>yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!

Publish an ebook of your greatest posts, could do more than one (e.g. Obama posts, etc.).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2021 07:25 PM (URNdm)

574
I think the ratio of real to spam in my inbox it about 99 spam to 1 real. Unfortunately I still have to check the spam, where apparently my wife is doing unfortunate things with well hung dudes, viagra is low cost, and I've won so many prizes I can't keep up.

But then there's the real message in the spam.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 21, 2021 07:25 PM (dQvv7)

575 Downtown Atlanta Greyhound station circa 1988. I was stuck there at 2 AM waiting for a bus, due to circumstances. Had to use the toilet. There were more people in the Men's room than in the rest of the terminal. I escaped the John unmolested and saw a Diner across the street. When I stepped out of the door and started across the street two men came out of the shadows and headed for me. I ran to the Diner and spent the rest of my wait drinking coffee. All I could afford at the time.

Posted by: Javems at December 21, 2021 07:26 PM (AmoqO)

576 Apparently, Biden skipped attending the Army Navy game because of the FJB chants.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 21, 2021 07:26 PM (URNdm)

577 yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!

Subscription. Nothing else will work with this group.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2021 07:26 PM (BFigT)

578 571 Does Apothis have DC in its sights?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2021 07:24 PM (L93fr)

I'll settle for the highest-yield operational missile warhead the Rooskies have.

Posted by: Gref at December 21, 2021 07:27 PM (AMIL/)

579 Tsar Bomba seems a bit harsh

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2021 07:28 PM (L93fr)

580 I guess Michael Fanone isn't going to add any diversity to Acosta's and Tapper's holiday shindigs.

I mean, why stop a trend.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 21, 2021 05:56 PM (TNyrE)

Haven't minorities suffered enough thru history? And you want to put them on CNN staffs?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2021 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

581 Subscription. Nothing else will work with this group.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Needs to be way better than the platinum membership.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 07:28 PM (r1z5A)

582 Biden thought the Army Navy game was a rerun.

Posted by: klaftern at December 21, 2021 07:28 PM (taPSh)

583 yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!
Posted by: ace

Patreon...my understanding, ya got a nice rack, people send ya money. At least based on the movie reviewers.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 21, 2021 07:24 PM (r1z5A)

I dunno about racks, but Ace has those nice shelves....

Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2021 07:29 PM (eoQWY)

584 yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (0G13K)

Sell calendars containing shelf-hanging pictures?

Posted by: Thrawn at December 21, 2021 07:30 PM (9ewTg)

585 The Ace of Spades line of free range 100% organic non-GMO hobo pelts?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2021 07:31 PM (L93fr)

586
Tsar Bomba seems a bit harsh

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 21, 2021 07:28 PM

You probably know but I seem to recall that was a 28 foot long nuclear device. I imagine it could have powered the USSR for a decade or so. Instead they blew out windows 500 miles away.

Interesting times.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 21, 2021 07:31 PM (dQvv7)

587 "Seems to be a very, very partisan leftwinger for a supposed former Trump supporter."

You forget, Ace, that the leftists were very much Trump supporters - IN THE PRIMARIES. They supported him because they thought he would be the easiest to beat. They then became Trump NON-supporters.

Posted by: GWB at December 21, 2021 07:33 PM (GTm9R)

588 yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (0G13K)

Sell us all for medical experimentation.

It's Christmas guys, shell out

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2021 07:36 PM (ZMraq)

589 yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (0G13K)

Sell us all for medical experimentation.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 21, 2021 07:36 PM

Too late. We got there first.

Posted by: Pziser Tech at December 21, 2021 07:41 PM (dQvv7)

590 Posted by: bonhomme at December 21, 2021 06:54 PM (sG4Hj)

I understand this sentiment about Pool. I like him because he's anti-leftist, he has on people I like and is willing to listen.

That said his cultural takes suck. He is very libertarian in his societal thinking and that's a problem as well.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 21, 2021 06:57 PM (YglAn)

He's typical of those changing their worldview - you claim you are the same as always in essential view, but on any particular issue (guns, law, media evil) you are very different. He may or may not ever say he's changed, and if he did he'd likely hit the PowersThatBe's ban hammer like so many others so it could be calculation. Since he's not my Pope I don't have to agree with everything, and I don't have to do that for the Pope either.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2021 07:41 PM (eoQWY)

591 >>>makes me wonder why I'm such a dope

>Snap out of it, man! Do you want to be a sellout like Allahpundit? Well, do ya?!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 21, 2021 07:41 PM (r0ADi)

592 You forget, Ace, that the leftists were very much Trump supporters - IN THE PRIMARIES. They supported him because they thought he would be the easiest to beat. They then became Trump NON-supporters.
Posted by: GWB at December 21, 2021 07:33 PM (GTm9R)

Pretty dumb of them to think so - they had no claws in them and he'd given plenty of clues he wasn't entirely on their side. That's one of the two reasons they hate him - they were betrayed and he sided with the people instead of the elites.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2021 07:42 PM (eoQWY)

593 yeah but how do I monetize you f***ers?!
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2021 07:18 PM (0G13K)

Ace of Spades plushies?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 21, 2021 07:43 PM (eoQWY)

594 I have my own clothing line coming out in January.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2021 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

Brand name: #twoweeks

...I keed, I keed.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 21, 2021 07:50 PM (BgMrQ)

595 .

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 21, 2021 08:55 PM (AiZBA)

596 A mass of human brain cells in a petri dish has been taught to play Pong

Tell me again .. when does life start ?

Posted by: SMOD at December 21, 2021 09:11 PM (X5CsJ)

597 CDR Salamander has a good take on Admiral Grady. It is not the Admiral, rather him having to kowtow to the usual Democrat support for lefty grift like all their other racist sinecures. Check out Sal's Diversity Thursday post at cdrsalamander.substack.com on 12/16/21.

Posted by: Larry Dressler at December 22, 2021 12:17 AM (W0MsY)

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