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Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/13/21)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"Remember, this is a change in mission, right? Not necessarily a change in physical posture. There won’t be a dramatic shift from yesterday to tomorrow, based on how we’ve already been working ourselves into this new mission." Pentagon spokesman John Kirby

Quote II

And liberty will win. Or at least free men will. But liberty — or truth, or anything worth having — is never free. And in the end there’s only a coin men pay with. It’s the only thing of true worth we have to give. Sarah A. Hoyt


Quote III
"What this gentleman did is disgusting. He deserves everything he is going to get.

"He shouldn't be working with the public." Sheryl Harkins

Quote IV

“I’ve known and worked with all of them. They are extraordinary examples of courage, grace under pressure, ferocious fighting for the rights or working people, and for Democracy,” Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)


No word in the story if he was wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt.

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The nation that gave us Hitler has arrested Santa Claus.

German Police Arrest Santa Claus For Not Wearing a Mask at Christmas Market

Comrades, December is a time of joy and festive gatherings at the famous German Christmas markets. However, the COVID madness has caused the worst in government authority to surface. Not even Santa Claus is immune from the control efforts.

Video has surfaced of Santa Claus being arrested at the Stralsund Christmas Market for the crime of not wearing a mask outdoors in public


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Schadenboner, SNORT & LOLGF all wrapped into one story.

An NBC Sports crew working on assignment in Oakland, Calif., was robbed at gunpoint Saturday morning, according to a report from The Mercury News, and the robbers got away with a camera from the crew's vehicle.

No one was injured during the robbery, the newspaper noted, citing an Oakland Police Department spokesperson.


AOC didn't have a pithy rationalization to give.

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It is what it is. Time's Person of The Year - Elon Musk.

Tesla and SpaceX boss Elon Musk has been named Time's 2021 Person of the Year. The magazine also honors vaccine scientists who tackled COVID-19 as their heroes of the year, and Olympic and world champion gymnast Simone Biles was named athlete of the year.

Time said it gave Musk the award for his "dreams of Mars as he bestrides Earth, square-jawed and indomitable."

"The richest man in the world does not own a house and has recently been selling off his fortune," Time writes in tribute. "He tosses satellites into orbit and harnesses the sun; he drives a car he created that uses no gas and barely needs a driver. With a flick of his finger, the stock market soars or swoons."

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Suck it up Californians. Face diaper time unless you are an elected Democratic office holder.

In a surprise move Monday, California state officials announced that the state is instituting a universal indoor mask mandate, effective Wednesday, December 15. The current mandate will run through January 15, 2022.

“We will require universal masking in indoor settings statewide,” said state director of health and human services Dr. Mark Ghaly Ghaly, noting that the order will cover the 58% of tCalifornia’s population not currently under such a mandate.


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Whatever happened to diversity Hillary?

But it was what he did, and how he abused the office and how he mistreated people. Starting, you know, with the Muslim ban, through the outrageous behavior in trying to overturn the election, and encouraging an attack on our Capitol. And sadly, the Republican Party has gone along with him. Honestly, they have hung their spines up on the wall as they walk into their offices. They have no conscience. They have no spine. And we are seeing the results of a party that has been taken over by a demagogue. It’s a time to decide whether we’re going to be a grownup country or not. Are we going to give in to all these lie and this disinformation and this organized effort to undermine our rule of law and our institutions, or are we going to stand up to it?"


She really is a conceited bitter old bitch. I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.


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Rudolph kicks ass in reindeer games.

NORTH POLE—Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer received praise for taking a stunning and brave stance against outdated binary gender stagnation by changing his name to Rolanda and subsequently dominating every field in the North Pole’s annual Female Reindeer Games.

“Rolanda is a shining beacon for young, female reindeer in more ways than one,” stated the president of the North Pole Reindeer Games Committee, Bob Chairman. “She has shattered records in every event she has entered, which says so much about the physical potential of all female reindeer.”

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The solar industry. Would it stand alone without government subsidies? Californians will be finding out the hard way. The old bait and switch.

California regulators are eyeing sharp reductions in subsidies for residential solar systems in what would be the first major reform to a program that helped jump-start the rooftop solar industry, according to Bloomberg.

As part of a proposed series of changes issued on Monday by a judge at the California Public Utilities Commission, residential solar customers would receive a much lower credit for excess energy sent to the grid - with credits ranging from around 30 cents per killowatt-hour, to less than 10 cents depending on time of day.

The proposal would also stick solar owners with nearly $500 per year in grid-connection fees.

The proposed amendments will undoubtedly impact the business of bolting solar panels on roofs across the U.S., an industry valued at more than $13 billion a year. A deep cut to incentives would likely slow installations in the largest solar state and prompt other sunny jurisdictions to follow. The issue has divided solar firms, consumer groups, environmental advocates and utilities.

New residential rooftop solar customers would get a four-year credit to help them transition to the new rates that would allow them to pay back the cost of a solar and energy storage system over 10 years... -Bloomberg


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Of course he missed the football game due to the chants that would be forthcoming. Let's go Brandon! Fvck Joe Biden

Rep. Lee Zeldin (R-NY) speculated that the White House kept President Joe Biden away from the 122nd annual Army-Navy Game on Saturday due to fear of a “Let’s Go, Brandon!” chant from the audience.

The Army-Navy football game was hosted at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Breitbart News reported on Saturday that the White House broke away from presidential tradition in not having Biden appear at the game.


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I suspect the Pro-Choice Greens of the world have no problem with this.

Wind turbines kill mostly female and juvenile bats
Date:
December 13, 2021
Source:
Leibniz Institute for Zoo and Wildlife Research (IZW)
Summary:
Many bats die at wind turbines when colliding with the spinning blades. Currently it is unclear whether all age cohorts or sexes are equally vulnerable. A comparison of age, sex and geographic origin of Nathusius' pipistrelles killed at wind turbines and living conspecifics from nearby populations now reveals that juveniles are killed more frequently than adults compared to their proportion in local populations. Females are killed more frequently than males -- yet in line with their higher proportion in local populations. The high number of killed females and the elevated vulnerability of juveniles may have a negative effect on the long-term survival of populations, indicating that the current practice of wind energy production may not be ecologically sustainable. Emphasis added


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I can't speak for the others. I hope it's your last breath as well.

But one woman in particular was horrified when she left the salon after getting her eyebrows tinted and found that they were so dark, they looked like they had been drawn on with a ‘Sharpie’.

Sydney Woy posted the video revealing her dark eyebrows to TikTok and said: “I just got my eyebrows threaded and tinted and please tell me why it looks like they drew on my face with Sharpies.”

She then joked: “I hope my next breath is my last.”


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We all know that Jussie Smollett is a convicted lying piece of pond scum. Is he a deadbeat as well?

The City of Chicago confirmed it will still pursue its lawsuit against Jussie Smollett, who was convicted last week on five felony charges stemming from a hate crime hoax in early 2019, in a bid to collect more than $100,000 in costs that were incurred by the Chicago Police Department.

A jury found Smollett, who appeared in “Empire,” guilty on five of six charges during his hate crime hoax trial on Thursday, Dec. 9.

After the guilty verdict was handed down, the City of Chicago confirmed to news outlets on Dec. 10 that it would seek to recoup its losses.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


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No mention of a "Plumber's crack". Genius Award Winner.

While “being intimate” with a friend inside a restaurant bathroom, a Florida Woman broke a sink off the wall, leading to her arrest for criminal mischief, according to police.

Investigators say that Kathryn Trammel, 37, caused $500 in damages Tuesday during an afternoon encounter inside a bathroom at Irish 31, an eatery in Seminole.

According to an arrest affidavit, Trammel and a friend were asked to leave the restaurant after staff discovered them in the bathroom. “The defendant and her friend then left the bathroom and sat at the bar,” a sheriff’s deputy noted.

Trammel, cops allege, subsequently returned to the bathroom. It was during this second trip that the sink was damaged. After being read her rights, Trammel reportedly said that, “her friend and herself were being intimate in the bathroom and as a result, caused the sink to break.”


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Home Sweet Home. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Ebony Johnson works at a Dunkin' drive-thru in Cincinnati where Suzanne Burke is a regular customer. The two became friends about three years ago.

Recently, Burke noticed her favorite employee was not at work for a few weeks. She learned that Ebony and her family were evicted from their home.

"When she experienced this hardship, I just wanted to see if I could help her," Burke told WCPO.

Burke teamed up with nonprofit organizations and partnered with a staging designer to surprise Ebony with a fully furnished home she can call her own -- just in time for Christmas.

"The Lord really looked out for me because I kept praying and saying 'can I be at home before Christmas?'," Ebony told the news station.


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1

Третий!

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 09:57 PM (/ev0N)

2 'Murricah!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 09:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 Fist

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 13, 2021 09:57 PM (sJHOI)

4 A day without sunshine is just another normal day in the time of Biden!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

5 It's early!

Posted by: Theodore at December 13, 2021 09:58 PM (GJnvT)

6 now, that's a beautiful picture.

Posted by: chango butt at December 13, 2021 09:58 PM (oSX/P)

7 Should be Один!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

8 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2021 09:59 PM (mD/uy)

9 5 It's early!
Posted by: Theodore at December 13, 2021 09:58 PM (GJnvT)

It doesn't feel early

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

10 Nonetheless, I laughed!

The imprecations against the usurpers will come later, oh yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

11 Howdy Hordelings! Greetings Mis Hum, and thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 10:00 PM (mZUr4)

12 I had a motorcycle once, several actually. Motocrosser, Montessa.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 10:00 PM (AmoqO)

13 Dad gummit

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:00 PM (Kv8Dk)

14 good evening

Posted by: wing at December 13, 2021 10:00 PM (PlW9M)

15 This year alone over 525 Black Lives did not matter in Philadelphia ! Where is all the outrage and the riots to burn down the City of Brotherly Love ? Oh that's right.... A rotting Democrat Bag of Bones is POTUS.....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 13, 2021 10:01 PM (h0gaF)

16 Thanks Mis Hum!


How much snow did you guys get Friday?

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 13, 2021 10:01 PM (5SzKU)

17 Good grief, my wife and I barely got out of CA in time.

The idiots just inflicted a tax increase through "garbage sorting for people who don't have anything better to do" program, and, now, masks all the time for all the people?

Wow.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 13, 2021 10:02 PM (RrjYy)

18 Willowed -

Tonypete the "snatch" in question (last thread) was stealing German books or code machines, during WWII.

Git yer mind outta the gutta.

And please elaborate in the ONT on the shooting-into-bars thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2021 10:02 PM (OTzUX)

19 Change in mission = change in terms. I remember when the mess hall became the dining hall.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 10:02 PM (AmoqO)

20 Is that a pan head on a rigid frame? Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:02 PM (IJES/)

21 Trying to figure out the purpose of the cannon? on top of that snow bus.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 13, 2021 10:03 PM (3cGpq)

22 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 13, 2021 10:03 PM (SchxB)

23 Serious question to Ace and the COBs -- why do you link to TikTok videos? Why are you discussing this adolescent drivel?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

24

Zwanzig !








Posted by: runner at December 13, 2021 10:03 PM (V13WU)

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2021 10:04 PM (V13WU)

26 Elon Musk earned it. Love him or hate him, he's one of the few prominent figures currently active who has any sort of vision that extends beyond making the numbers in the next election or quarterly report temporarily look a little bit better.

Posted by: CppThis at December 13, 2021 10:04 PM (UewuT)

27 Props on landing the top spot, Zettai

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 10:04 PM (mZUr4)

28 sechsundzwanzig !

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2021 10:04 PM (V13WU)

29 Yamaha 350, my commuter, until asshoe passed me in my own lane. That was the last straw.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:04 PM (Kv8Dk)

30 "Why are you discussing this adolescent drivel?"

Ummm, I know you're not new here.

And those are your words, not mine.

Then again, "adolescent drivel" these days can as easily apply to high-brow policy discussions as pop culture or entertainment, where it now applies almost all the time.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2021 10:05 PM (OTzUX)

31 16 Thanks Mis Hum!


How much snow did you guys get Friday?
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 13, 2021 10:01 PM (5SzKU)

7"
We still ended up with over 20" for the week.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

32 Tonypete the "snatch" in question (last thread) was stealing German books or code machines, during WWII.

Git yer mind outta the gutta.

And please elaborate in the ONT on the shooting-into-bars thing.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2021 10:02 PM (OTzUX)[/i[

The trick is you want the adversary to believe in the integrity of their secure comms systems, so if you are able to get intel against it, the very[/u[ last thing you ever do is publicize the "hack".

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

33 crap

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

34 The solar industry . . . old bait and switch.

That should be feel good SOTD.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 10:05 PM (SH2Zi)

35 Also, if I had any presence in Iraq I'd start getting it out right now.

Posted by: CppThis at December 13, 2021 10:05 PM (UewuT)

36 Yo horde!

Running out of shopping days ya morons

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at December 13, 2021 10:05 PM (g0yjM)

37 Flamethrower bus. Yes please!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 13, 2021 10:06 PM (XSRBF)

38 Nice work, Omicron- we are now tied...

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 13, 2021 10:06 PM (CTJwJ)

39 Every time I get willowed - I get to the nood and see there are 50 posts already - man, I am not even close.

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2021 10:06 PM (5iUNf)

40 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

Oh Dear Eris, after all this time you still do not understand the Horde...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

41 Eyebrow girl is.. um.. well.. she WAS pretty.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 13, 2021 10:07 PM (nxdel)

42 We've had some nice wins in the past few weeks - and seeing the shitheel Wallace packed off to Streamingville's sunset park - puts frosting on the carrot cake.

Posted by: 13times at December 13, 2021 10:07 PM (+FavS)

43 The trick is you want the adversary to believe in the integrity of their secure comms systems, so if you are able to get intel against it, the very[/u[ last thing you ever do is publicize the "hack".

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Unless you are Senator Shelby on the Intelligence Committee who revealed that the NSA was tracking Bin Ladin's sat phone.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 10:07 PM (9hXN1)

44 >
7"
We still ended up with over 20" for the week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)


Too much for December....We got 10" with 20" drifts. Heavy wet stuff. Took nearly 5 hours to clear it and until mid afternoon before our road got plowed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 13, 2021 10:08 PM (5SzKU)

45 >>>Too much for December....We got 10" with 20" drifts. Heavy wet stuff. Took nearly 5 hours to clear it and until mid afternoon before our road got plowed.

Posted by: Muad'dib

You get a plow the same day? Philly plows the residential streets a day or so afterward.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 13, 2021 10:09 PM (XSRBF)

46 Arghhh. I refuse to listen to even a few seconds of "Sandy Hook Promise" anti-gun group ad to check out the mystery music link. Not a huge sacrifice for me, I am not very musical. Can't carry a tune in a bucket and my unsophisticated ears can't really appreciate Zappa but still grrrr google sucks.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 13, 2021 10:09 PM (3cGpq)

47 Che T-shirt sporting that morgue pic,
that would be a winner.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:09 PM (Kv8Dk)

48 23 Serious question to Ace and the COBs -- why do you link to TikTok videos? Why are you discussing this adolescent drivel?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

Well as Rush would say being on the cutting edge of societal evolution. I find today's youngsters interesting and pass it along for comment or you can ignore completely.

There are 12 stories/links besides the Tik Tok gal. Yes, the Tik Tok gal is probably drivel. But, I can't be all things to all people.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

49 Unless you are Senator Shelby on the Intelligence Committee who revealed that the NSA was tracking Bin Ladin's sat phone.
Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 10:07 PM (9hXN1)


A universal truth is that some people are scum, and then some people are SCUM!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

50 Tonypete the "snatch" in question (last thread) was stealing German books or code machines, during WWII.

Git yer mind outta the gutta.

And please elaborate in the ONT on the shooting-into-bars thing.
Posted by: rhomboid

Honest - I tried to read it without humor but alas, failed as I am in possession of only a juvenile mind. The shooting into bars thing apparently is one of the latest gang initiation rites. The younger members of the various C'bus gangs will be driven past the front of some of the High St. bars, fire blindly into them and then speed off. Nothing on the news that I can confirm but two families I know of have had their kids leave school for good due to that reason alone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)

51 39 Every time I get willowed - I get to the nood and see there are 50 posts already - man, I am not even close.

Posted by: Boswell

I used to do that all the time; now, only half the time. I make the mistake of reading the post and then the comments.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 10:09 PM (9hXN1)

52 ...Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 09:58 PM



+1 point for the Cyrillic!



Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 10:10 PM (pQPjX)

53 From the first piece:

"Keeping troops in Iraq will achieve little but create a tripwire for further conflicts with Iraq's Shia militias."

We're leaving troops there to be killed. Got it.

As for not changing our "posture"? Judging by all the rust on our warships, that posture is a pronounced slouch.

Evening, Hordelings, thanks, MisHum.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:10 PM (OssQ4)

54 The gov probably knows exactly who the hackers are, but to admit it would let folks know too much about their capabilities.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 13, 2021 10:10 PM (r1z5A)

55 There are 12 stories/links besides the Tik Tok gal. Yes, the Tik Tok gal is probably drivel. But, I can't be all things to all people.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
---

I guess it can't ALL be Zappa and Inman...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

56 A day without sunshine is just another normal day in the time of Biden!

A day without sunshine is like… night!

Posted by: Stephen Price Martin at December 13, 2021 10:11 PM (CX3cf)

57 21 Trying to figure out the purpose of the cannon? on top of that snow bus.

Posted by: PaleRider


Fun?

Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2021 10:11 PM (VvoAI)

58 I dunno, Eris. I saw a TicToc recently where a young woman was putting lit LED Christmas lights up her nose so it glowed like Rudolf's nose.

I call that pretty classy!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2021 10:11 PM (ZMraq)

59 The nation that gave us Hitler has arrested Santa Claus.

The French are fun to make fun of but they are handing the PDBs ass in their hands.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:11 PM (Kv8Dk)

60 France, dom 1
Germany, sub 0

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:12 PM (Kv8Dk)

61 A day without sunshine is just another normal day in the time of Biden!

A day without sunshine is like . . . night!

Posted by: Stephen Price Martin at December 13, 2021 10:11 PM (CX3cf)

I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 10:12 PM (SH2Zi)

62 Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:10 PM (OssQ4)

Guess what august "elected" bodies have no links to any serving member of our armed forces!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

63 On the bright side, the large number of people and even businesses that will be ignoring the mask mandate will help demonstrate Sacramento's impotence.

And the shrill mask fetishists will be guaranteed to not receive the patronage of free Californians.

Posted by: Sjg at December 13, 2021 10:12 PM (gDSJf)

64 Trying to figure out the purpose of the cannon? on top of that snow bus.
Posted by: PaleRider
Fun?
Posted by: davidt

Snow fort fight out of control.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 13, 2021 10:12 PM (r1z5A)

65 Thanks for a girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Love the photo up top because it features our great American flag.

That flamethrower in the final photo would make a nice Christmas gift! Want!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 13, 2021 10:13 PM (rwusL)

66 Wait a few months, German police will arrest Jesus at a passion play. That will provide some interesting optics, won't it?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:13 PM (OssQ4)

67 I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.
Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 10:12 PM (SH2Zi)


So you are Woke?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

68 Florida woman who destroyed bathroom sink looks like she's probably a 1, which also may be her IQ.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 13, 2021 10:14 PM (QU5/8)

69 Too much for December....We got 10" with 20" drifts. Heavy wet stuff. Took nearly 5 hours to clear it and until mid afternoon before our road got plowed.

Posted by: Muad'dib


Ours was a dry powdery variety. No drifting to speak of. We ended up with less than the max forecasted. I'm ok with that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

70 No one in the crew was injured.
Well, they are doing better now,
last week robbers killed a news crew's security officer.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:14 PM (Kv8Dk)

71 I dunno, Eris. I saw a TicToc recently where a young woman was putting lit LED Christmas lights up her nose so it glowed like Rudolf's nose.
Posted by: Kindltot

This gives me an idea -

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at December 13, 2021 10:14 PM (mD/uy)

72 GOP and the donks seem to be going for broke with the 1/6 stuff. I have nothing but contempt for them.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:15 PM (ONvIw)

73 37 Flamethrower bus. Yes please!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 13, 2021 10:06 PM (XSRBF)

I think the old "Top Gear" guys put some contraption or another together with a flame thrower on it. Miss that show.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 10:15 PM (AmoqO)

74 That flamethrower in the final photo would make a nice Christmas gift! Want!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 13, 2021 10:13 PM (rwusL)

Not before I get mine.........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

75 Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2021 10:11 PM (VvoAI). Yes its probably fun. But my engineer brain is going "I don't see any slopes where they need to bring down snow so it doesn't avalanche later, what are they having to blast?"

Posted by: PaleRider at December 13, 2021 10:15 PM (3cGpq)

76 I dunno, Eris. I saw a TicToc recently where a young woman was putting lit LED Christmas lights up her nose so it glowed like Rudolf's nose.
Posted by: Kindltot


well, did it ??

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2021 10:16 PM (V13WU)

77 This gives me an idea -
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow


DO NOT go into the light!

Posted by: Some Rat at December 13, 2021 10:16 PM (r1z5A)

78 We only got a few inches, the storm tracked well enough to the south. Now it's all melting. It feels like spring.

Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2021 10:16 PM (VvoAI)

79 Night all. I have to get up extra early to drive to mud duck land.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 13, 2021 10:16 PM (5SzKU)

80 75 Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2021 10:11 PM (VvoAI). Yes its probably fun. But my engineer brain is going "I don't see any slopes where they need to bring down snow so it doesn't avalanche later, what are they having to blast?"
Posted by: PaleRider at December 13, 2021 10:15 PM (3cGpq)

Ever been to Ironwood, MI in February?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

81 79 Night all. I have to get up extra early to drive to mud duck land.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 13, 2021 10:16 PM (5SzKU)

Be careful there FISH transplant




What are you doing with the Mud DUcks?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

82 7 This gives me an idea -
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow


DO NOT go into the light!
Posted by: Some Rat at December 13, 2021 10:16 PM

Other way round...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 13, 2021 10:17 PM (II3Gr)

83 Wind Turbines Killing Bats
Women and Children Hardest Hit

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 13, 2021 10:17 PM (CAJOC)

84 Florida woman who destroyed bathroom sink looks like she's probably a 1, which also may be her IQ.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 13, 2021 10:14 PM (QU5/

Same name as Basic Instinct chick? You are on your own.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 10:18 PM (SH2Zi)

85 Good evening dear morons

Dear Gavin, Go f*ck yourself.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2021 10:18 PM (EZebt)

86 >What are you doing with the Mud DUcks?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:16 PM (aA3+G)


One may have some spare parts I can use.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 13, 2021 10:18 PM (5SzKU)

87 Wind Turbines Killing Bats
Women and Children Hardest Hit

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 13, 2021 10:17 PM (CAJOC)

Won't anyone think of the batkids?

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 10:18 PM (SH2Zi)

88 now, that's a beautiful picture.
Posted by: chango butt
___

The flamethrower on the bus is beautiful indeed.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (+my1P)

89 well, did it ??
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2021 10:16 PM (V13WU)


You could even say it glows.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (ZMraq)

90 Florida woman who destroyed bathroom sink looks like she's probably a 1, which also may be her IQ.

I can't say it ever occurred to me to get intimate in a restaurant bathroom.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (ZsR3z)

91
As for not changing our "posture"? Judging by all the rust on our warships, that posture is a pronounced slouch.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:10 PM (OssQ4)

With hands in pockets. I've been out of uniform since '92 and I still cannot slouch or stand around with my hands in my damned pockets. If it's cold, under the arm pit. If it's not cold, parade rest, or if we're more than casual aquaintences, then maybe at ease.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (IJES/)

92 Why do you want a school bus, MisHum?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (a3Q+t)

93 I've known and worked with all of them [the CPUSA]. They are extraordinary examples of courage, grace under pressure, ferocious fighting for the rights or working people, and for Democracy,"

- Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)

-
Boy, 50 years ago he strangled Ho Chi Minh with his own intestines and now he's partying with the commies!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (FVME7)

94 Posted by: PaleRider at December 13, 2021 10:09 PM (3cGpq)

If it's a youtube link, even a very basic ad blocker will completely nuke their ads.

Posted by: Sjg at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (gDSJf)

95 83 Wind Turbines Killing Bats
Women and Children Hardest Hit
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 13, 2021 10:17 PM (CAJOC)

imagine the slaughter if they all actually turned

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (+I6Y/)

96
Ever been to Ironwood, MI in February?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

There for the cross country skiing?

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (ONvIw)

97 I dunno, Eris. I saw a TicToc recently where a young woman was putting lit LED Christmas lights up her nose so it glowed like Rudolf's nose.
Posted by: Kindltot

This gives me an idea -

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at December 13, 2021 10:14 PM (mD/uy)

Step off, bitch.

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 13, 2021 10:20 PM (SH2Zi)

98 Well, California just lost a fair chunk of my money.

We were planning a trip to Sonoma County wine country (Healdsburg), but with an indoor mandate? No thanks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2021 10:20 PM (Q9lwr)

99 The best eyebrow jobs are the ones where the poor woman ends up with a permanent surprised look.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2021 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

100 We were planning a trip to Sonoma County wine country (Healdsburg), but with an indoor mandate? No thanks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2021 10:20 PM (Q9lwr)

Send them a note saying sorry not sorry

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 13, 2021 10:21 PM (+I6Y/)

101 We were planning a trip to Sonoma County wine country (Healdsburg), but with an indoor mandate? No thanks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2021 10:20 PM (Q9lwr

How cruel to refuse to wear a mask and let people get a rather mild cold!!!/s

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:21 PM (ONvIw)

102 in fairness, musk is a bit of an odd guy, however, he builds cars and rockts and is the richest man in the world, so there is that

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:21 PM (K3ZCc)

103 92 Why do you want a school bus, MisHum?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (a3Q+t)

Have you been talking to the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum?

It's not just a school bus. It has a big ass plow and a flame thrower.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

104 I can't say it ever occurred to me to get intimate in a restaurant bathroom.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (ZsR3z)

Never "occurred" to me either. Sometimes things just happen.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 10:22 PM (AmoqO)

105 26 Elon Musk earned it. Love him or hate him, he's one of the few prominent figures currently active who has any sort of vision that extends beyond making the numbers in the next election or quarterly report temporarily look a little bit better.
Posted by: CppThis at December 13, 2021 10:04 PM (UewuT)

I didn't realize until recently how serious he was about the Mars thing. He owns the space company for launch, an electric car company for surface transportation , a solar panel company, a satellite communications company, and even a boring/digging company that could build habitats.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 13, 2021 10:22 PM (cupoy)

106 Yay! ONT fun time!
Late, but annoyingly present
Lovely, infuriating, whimsical content MisHum.Thanks!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2021 10:22 PM (16EvI)

107 So. Mission change in Iraq eh?
Well, at least were not evacuating.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2021 10:22 PM (axyOa)

108 Well as Rush would say being on the cutting edge of societal evolution. I find today's youngsters interesting and pass it along for comment or you can ignore completely.

There are 12 stories/links besides the Tik Tok gal. Yes, the Tik Tok gal is probably drivel. But, I can't be all things to all people.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

At the risk of brown-nosing: that was a wonderful answer right there. Damn I miss Limbaugh.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:23 PM (OssQ4)

109 There for the cross country skiing?
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM (ONvIw)

Cross country, downhill, snow shoeing, snowmobiling.

They only average about 200" of the white stuff every winter.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

110 Musk doesn't bother me the same way Gates/Zuck/ and Soros do.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:23 PM (ONvIw)

111 Snow plow on the "short bus"?

Who's triggered?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 10:23 PM (8C7+r)

112 Quote 2
Tree of liberty and all....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2021 10:24 PM (16EvI)

113 @59 I dunno, Eris. I saw a TicToc recently where a young woman was putting lit LED Christmas lights up her nose so it glowed like Rudolf's nose.

----

Puts me in mind of the outfit that Naomi Wu designed a few years ago that made her breasts glow.

Only works if you've got implants, though.

Posted by: junior at December 13, 2021 10:24 PM (PTw5h)

114 in fairness, musk is a bit of an odd guy, however, he builds cars and rockts and is the richest man in the world, so there is that
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:21 PM (K3ZCc)


Musk may be the last of the competent entrepreneurs we will ever see, because graft is so much easier that producing things that work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

115 111 Snow plow on the "short bus"?


Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 10:23 PM (8C7+r)

This sounds dirty..will not google

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 13, 2021 10:24 PM (+I6Y/)

116

That famous video site is tolerable with the "YouTube: Even More Pure Video Experience" filter list added to uBlock Origin...

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 10:24 PM (R9CQE)

117 First, she was a bitter
Then, she became a bitter bitch
Now, Hillary's a bitter, old bitch

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:24 PM (Kv8Dk)

118 Rocket attack against US troops in eastern Syria reported

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=120661

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 10:24 PM (+my1P)

119 There are 12 stories/links besides the Tik Tok gal. Yes, the Tik Tok gal is probably drivel. But, I can't be all things to all people.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)


Adolescent drivel helps us to have a laugh and relax after a day of hearing about bad news. I'll take adolescent drivel over watching the mainstream media pretend that Biden isn't a retard any day of the week.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2021 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

120 They only average about 200" of the white stuff every winter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:23 PM (aA3+G

I had friends who went to that school in Houghton, UP in the winter is a nice place to visit, but I'm glad I didn't live there. Though I do have a cousin who retired to the UP.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:25 PM (ONvIw)

121 First, she was a bitter
Then, she became a bitter bitch
Now, Hillary's a bitter, old bitch

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:24 PM (Kv8Dk)

At first glance, I read that as "she was a biter."

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 10:25 PM (SH2Zi)

122 Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 10:24 PM (+my1P)

Run Brandon Run.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

123 @105 I didn't realize until recently how serious he was about the Mars thing.

----

Yup. Pretty much every business he runs (except maybe Dogecoin) is something that will be useful in an off-world settlement. Helps explain why he does what he does.

Posted by: junior at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (PTw5h)

124 +1 point for the Cyrillic!

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 10:10 PM (pQPjX)
===

-1 point for wrong declension.
/grammar militzia

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (EZebt)

125 A couple of Antifa "journalists" in Portland are suing Andy Ngo for copyright violation in Federal court. Ngo takes Antifa videos off of Twitter, and retweets them (with attribution) while adding his own commentary. The plaintiffs make a big deal about the fact that they have blocked Ngo on Twitter, so he has to use alt-accounts to get the videos.

Well, it's up to the court to decide whether this is actually a copyright violation, but it's pretty funny seeing a couple of people who hate the government rely on the government's courts, and the government's laws, to protect their sacred property rights to their videos.

However, it came out today that one of the plaintiffs did have a paying customer for her Portland riot videos. That customer is RT, AKA Russian Television, AKA the Russian government. The fact that she sold her videos to Putin is causing a certain amount of turmoil in Portland anarchist circles.

Posted by: The ARC Of History! at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (I2/tG)

126 Musk doesn't bother me the same way Gates/Zuck/ and Soros do.
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:23 PM (ONvIw)


Musk produces stuff...

Gates/Zuck/ and Soros are leeches!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

127 [iTrying to figure out the purpose of the cannon? on top of that snow bus. Posted by: PaleRider at December 13, 2021 10:03 PM (3cGpq)


Slow drivers in the fast lane. *heh!*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (QzJWU)

128 She really is a conceited bitter old bitch. I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

I Will! I Will! Torch that bitch and stand back!

Posted by: Nljt at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (SQyzz)

129 in fairness,

the 4wd, lifted flame throwing snowplow thing is very cool,

other than it was built from the short bus.

it is something of an arctic armageddn assault vehicl, for tards.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (K3ZCc)

130 I can't say it ever occurred to me to get intimate in a restaurant bathroom.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM

Not even Burger King?

Posted by: Humpty Hump, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (OssQ4)

131 If Rolanda is on the porch she's gonna get it from last nights deer.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:27 PM (Kv8Dk)

132 We were planning a trip to Sonoma County wine country (Healdsburg), but with an indoor mandate? No thanks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2021 10:20 PM (Q9lwr)

Come to Washington State. Over 250 vineyards in central Washington alone. Top notch wines.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2021 10:27 PM (axyOa)

133 Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:25 PM (ONvIw)

Houghton is a different world in the winter that is for sure.

Where we live is on the edge of the Lake Superior Snow Belt. I'm good until about March 1. Then I want the shit gone. So we hang on for another 4-6 weeks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

134 Declension...I think it will come after Omicron.

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2021 10:27 PM (V13WU)

135 "I didn't realize until recently how serious he was about the Mars thing. He owns the space company for launch, an electric car company for surface transportation , a solar panel company, a satellite communications company, and even a boring/digging company that could build habitats."


Set a goal, devise a plan to achieve said goal, do the plan.

Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2021 10:27 PM (VvoAI)

136 29 Yamaha 350, my commuter, until asshoe passed me in my own lane. That was the last straw.
Posted by: Braenyard
Met a nice couple upon moving to North Idaho. Both had nice Harleys out in front of the deli/laundromat.
I noticed a somewhat strange chained device on one of his handlebars. I asked him about it. He explained that he had had a similar experience to you. I think a thrown beer can from the car was involved. And it was something he used as a weapon. Now I do not recommend assaulting 4 wheeled vehicles when riding a motorcycle. In fact I think it is a very dangerous idea.
But apparently this guy made it work.

Posted by: MikeM at December 13, 2021 10:28 PM (rhowD)

137 -1 point for wrong declension.
/grammar militzia
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (EZebt)
---

I was just saying "One", not first.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 10:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

138 chairman of tesla

emperor of mars tomorrow

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:29 PM (K3ZCc)

139 Declension...I think it will come after Omicron.

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2021 10:27 PM (V13WU)

Declension comes after the pucker.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 10:29 PM (SH2Zi)

140
Smilies.mee.nu is down!

I repeat, smilies.mee.nu is down, again...


https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/
smilies.mee.nu.html

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 10:29 PM (R9CQE)

141 71 I dunno, Eris. I saw a TicToc recently where a young woman was putting lit LED Christmas lights up her nose so it glowed like Rudolf's nose.
Posted by: Kindltot

This gives me an idea -
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at December 13, 2021 10:14 PM (mD/uy)


Threadwinner

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2021 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

142 With hands in pockets. I've been out of uniform since '92 and I still cannot slouch or stand around with my hands in my damned pockets. If it's cold, under the arm pit. If it's not cold, parade rest, or if we're more than casual aquaintences, then maybe at ease.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Navy basic taught me that, and to close my damn mouth. Best advice ever. Slack-jawed is not an intelligent look. It stuck, and now people think I'm smart.

Posted by: Humpty Hump, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:29 PM (OssQ4)

143 ed to bring down snow so it doesn't avalanche later, what are they having to blast?"


Ever been to Ironwood, MI in February?

Nope. See I didn't phrase it well but I wasn't saying the gizmo is silly or anything; my brain is just struggling to figure out the purpose of the jumbo flame thrower or 'cannon' that maybe fires only a powder charge. Icy drifts across the road that need to be broken up before the plow can deal with the remains?

Posted by: PaleRider at December 13, 2021 10:30 PM (3cGpq)

144 68 The sink breaking woman doesn't look that bad.

Posted by: Theodore at December 13, 2021 10:30 PM (GJnvT)

145 We were planning a trip to Sonoma County wine country (Healdsburg), but with an indoor mandate? No thanks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2021 10:20 PM (Q9lwr)
===
Please call the venue and tell them that is why you're not coming.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2021 10:30 PM (EZebt)

146 Dark tinted eyebrows go well with duck lips.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:30 PM (Kv8Dk)

147
Where we live is on the edge of the Lake Superior Snow Belt. I'm good until about March 1. Then I want the shit gone. So we hang on for another 4-6 weeks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

Not for me, especially these days with the donks making energy pricey. Cousin lives down in Bark River which gets a more typical MI snowfall

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:31 PM (ONvIw)

148 it is as if captain kirk said fuck this starfleet bs I am going to business school and lrning to code motherfuckr and I am going to own mars

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:31 PM (K3ZCc)

149 Set a goal, devise a plan to achieve said goal, do the plan.
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2021 10:27 PM (VvoAI)

Followed by a big ol' bong rip.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 13, 2021 10:32 PM (x8Wzq)

150 Eyebrow Girl looks like Groucho Marx now. She should run with it. Fake mustache. Cigar.

Posted by: Splunge at December 13, 2021 10:32 PM (PQ4Fz)

151 Conservative Momma summarizes the Branch Covidian cult diktats.

https://youtu.be/Rj2RCPWDTG4

Posted by: bonhomme at December 13, 2021 10:32 PM (i0wNm)

152 However, it came out today that one of the plaintiffs did have a paying customer for her Portland riot videos. That customer is RT, AKA Russian Television, AKA the Russian government. The fact that she sold her videos to Putin is causing a certain amount of turmoil in Portland anarchist circles.
Posted by: The ARC Of History!

This is beautiful.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:32 PM (OssQ4)

153 17 Good grief, my wife and I barely got out of CA in time.

The idiots just inflicted a tax increase through "garbage sorting for people who don't have anything better to do" program, and, now, masks all the time for all the people?

Wow.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 13, 2021 10:02 PM (RrjYy)


Re: the food dumpster. Lived with that on my last tour in Germany. Apt bldg leased from Germans, so we had to follow the local rules. There were several dumpster for waste food stuff. Not bagged (I am thinking the rules will be the same in CA, as bagging it will make it less "recyclable").

What a breeding ground for flies! 1 inch layer of maggots at the bottom after dumping each week. And the smell!

I looked at the Army housing regs and saw I was not prohibited from dumping a cup or so of malathion and another cup of good old Chlorox in a couple times a month...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 10:33 PM (8C7+r)

154 131 Braenyard.


I the Rolanda is the latest Miklos gal...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2021 10:34 PM (16EvI)

155

I thought "RT" was 'Russia Today'...

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 10:34 PM (yqG++)

156 142 With hands in pockets. I've been out of uniform since '92 and I still cannot slouch or stand around with my hands in my damned pockets. If it's cold, under the arm pit. If it's not cold, parade rest, or if we're more than casual aquaintences, then maybe at ease.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Navy basic taught me that, and to close my damn mouth. Best advice ever. Slack-jawed is not an intelligent look. It stuck, and now people think I'm smart.

Posted by: Humpty Hump, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:29 PM (OssQ4)

Wife still can't figure out why I never use an umbrella.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 10:34 PM (AmoqO)

157 Musk produces stuff...

Gates/Zuck/ and Soros are leeches!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (hOUT3)
* * * *
Exactly! And he does not seem to be evil, like those other guys.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 13, 2021 10:34 PM (rwusL)

158 What would've happened if Britain had had A-10 Warthogs during the Battle of Britain?

https://bit.ly/3ymTF7J

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 13, 2021 10:35 PM (FVME7)

159 In defense of Bill Gates, he did unite the warring software kingdoms in the early 90s and that was Kind Of A Big Deal for technology. I would go so far as to say that 80 to 90 percent of the digital world, including blogs like this, exist because developers and admins aren't wasting time dealing with a dozen mutually exclusive OSes.

Guy sure hasn't aged well though.

Posted by: CppThis at December 13, 2021 10:35 PM (UewuT)

160 CBD
I'll second Diogenes for WA state wine tours.
Some very good places. Also, OR, which has a large wine industry is also doing the indoor mask mandate, unless you're the governor.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (NgPv+)

161 in fairness. he, musk uses a bunch of accounting to get things done and some weird things to generate $, but he is building cars and rockts

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (K3ZCc)

162 Exactly! And he does not seem to be evil, like those other guys.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 13, 2021 10:34 PM (rwusL)

No he doesn't, does he? The other three are monsters.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (ONvIw)

163 Hey Everybody ! Did you know that KFC bought Popeye's ?






just kidding.

Posted by: qbpstench at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (oSX/P)

164 Declension...I think it will come after Omicron.
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2021 10:27 PM (V13WU)

Declension. Isn't that when Mike Tyson releases his butt cheeks and hand his buddy back his peepee?

-Eddie Murphy, Raw

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (IJES/)

165 Houghton is a different world in the winter that is for sure.

I spent the week after Christmas once winter camping in the UP (Porcupine Mountains Wilderness State Park).

That was... interesting.

Posted by: The ARC Of History! at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

166 No he doesn't, does he? The other three are monsters.
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (ONvIw)

Dont forget me!

Posted by: Evil genius with the Peen Rockets at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (+I6Y/)

167 Gates freed us from IBM. Made computing accessible to "common man". The world hasn't been same since.

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2021 10:37 PM (V13WU)

168 161 in fairness. he, musk uses a bunch of accounting to get things done and some weird things to generate $, but he is building cars and rockts
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (K3ZCc)[/iu]

No sane serious person attempts to battle the IRS without an army of accounting tricksters on his payroll.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

169 Also, OR, which has a large wine industry is also doing the indoor mask mandate, unless you're the governor.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (NgPv+)

That part sucks too because Oregon has some of the best pinots in the country.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2021 10:38 PM (axyOa)

170 Wait a few months, German police will arrest Jesus at a passion play. That will provide some interesting optics, won't it?

In this timeline, we'll be lucky if the Jesus actor doesn't emerge from the tomb in a mask.

Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2021 10:38 PM (kOpft)

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2021 10:38 PM (V13WU)

172 I was just saying "One", not first.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 10:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

===
Ну что ж

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2021 10:38 PM (EZebt)

173 153 17

Re: the food dumpster. Lived with that on my last tour in Germany. Apt bldg leased from Germans, so we had to follow the local rules. There were several dumpster for waste food stuff. Not bagged (I am thinking the rules will be the same in CA, as bagging it will make it less "recyclable").

What a breeding ground for flies! 1 inch layer of maggots at the bottom after dumping each week. And the smell!

I looked at the Army housing regs and saw I was not prohibited from dumping a cup or so of malathion and another cup of good old Chloroxgas and lit match in a couple times a month...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 10:33 PM (8C7+r)
FIFY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

174 171
Thanks, I think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:39 PM (hOUT3)

175 >>>Now I do not recommend assaulting 4 wheeled vehicles when riding a motorcycle. In fact I think it is a very dangerous idea.

But apparently this guy made it work.
Posted by: MikeM
-------------------

The Yammer started cutting out at 90 - I couldn't catch him. And, BTW, AOP, it was a f' ing Studebaker.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:39 PM (Kv8Dk)

176 Exactly! And he does not seem to be evil, like those other guys.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 13, 2021 10:34 PM (rwusL)

No he doesn't, does he? The other three are monsters.
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (ONvIw)
* * * *
Aliens. Evil, monster aliens.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 13, 2021 10:39 PM (rwusL)

177 "In this timeline, we'll be lucky if the Jesus actor doesn't emerge from the tomb in a mask."


The Mask of Turin.

Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2021 10:39 PM (VvoAI)

178 149 Pug

*holding breath*
*exhale*

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2021 10:39 PM (16EvI)

179 I agree Diogenes.
McMinnville has a bunch of good wineries. Or had, when last I was there.
Ex wife #2 was from there and we spent a fair bit of time there.
Not going back on a bet.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 13, 2021 10:40 PM (NgPv+)

180 165 Houghton is a different world in the winter that is for sure.

I spent the week after Christmas once winter camping in the UP (Porcupine Mountains Wilderness State Park).

That was... interesting.
Posted by: The ARC Of History! at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

Gorgeous country if you love woods and water as I do.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:40 PM (aA3+G)

181 While Bezos is still giving expensive 10-minute fair rides to wealthy people, Musk is putting people on the ISS and bringing them back. It's pretty funny watching lefties hate on Musk while fanboying for Bezos.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:40 PM (OssQ4)

182 121 First, she was a bitter
Then, she became a bitter bitch
Now, Hillary's a bitter, old bitch

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:24 PM (Kv8Dk)

At first glance, I read that as "she was a biter."
Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 10:25 PM (SH2Zi)


And not in the good way.

Posted by: Bill at December 13, 2021 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

183 osted by: The ARC Of History! at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

I did winter camping once as a girl scout thing. Never, ever, again.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:41 PM (ONvIw)

184 Gates/Zuck/ and Soros are leeches!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

And the Bidens, and the Harrises, and the rest of those assholes in Congress....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 13, 2021 10:41 PM (eKvjl)

185 Wait a few months, German police will arrest Jesus at a passion play. That will provide some interesting optics, won't it?

In this timeline, we'll be lucky if the Jesus actor doesn't emerge from the tomb in a mask.
Posted by: Methos at December 13, 2021 10:38 PM (kOpft)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 13, 2021 10:41 PM (rwusL)

186 155 I thought "RT" was 'Russia Today'...

chatted with a reporter from russia today after the big earthquake. was disappointed that she couldn't speak russian.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 13, 2021 10:42 PM (edU/H)

187 ???

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2021 10:38 PM



"Well what zh"


-1

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 10:42 PM (yqG++)

188 181 While Bezos is still giving expensive 10-minute fair rides to wealthy people, Musk is putting people on the ISS and bringing them back. It's pretty funny watching lefties hate on Musk while fanboying for Bezos.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:40 PM (OssQ4)
--

Why did they pull the switcheroo, I wonder? They used to praise Musk and hate Bezos.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 10:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

189 I looked at the Army housing regs and saw I was not prohibited from dumping a cup or so of malathion and another cup of good old Chlorox in a couple times a month...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 10:33 PM (8C7+r)

Being an E-4, we lived off post. Recycling was already a big thing in Germany in 1990. Right down to cardboard, paper, plastic, green glass, clear glass, and brown glass (yes, apparently there is a difference. We were to dispose of other trash into a chute. One day the maintenance man rang our doorbell and lectured us with his mixture of English and German on all the garbage that was supposed to be recyclable.

We started dumping bags of garbage into the dumpsters on post. Amurca, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 13, 2021 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

190 20 Retail Executives Demand Action Against Smash-and-Grab Crime Rings

-
I guess they don't care for equity all that much after all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 13, 2021 10:43 PM (FVME7)

191 Thanks as always for the quality content, Mis Hum. I'm willing to go halfsies with you (or, really, anybody) on the short school bus with the flamethrower -- because I fucking can.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 13, 2021 10:43 PM (Agr8U)

192 No sane serious person attempts to battle the IRS without an army of accounting tricksters on his payroll.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


it is not just that, it is the carbn offsets, the interesting way of accounting for deliveries and such.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:43 PM (K3ZCc)

193 Musk doesn't like taxes or regulations.
Musk likes hot cars, hot women, and hot rockets.
And he makes them all.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:44 PM (Kv8Dk)

194 I did winter camping once as a girl scout thing. Never, ever, again.

The nice thing about winter camping in the UP is that you don't have to worry about the bears or the mosquitoes.

Posted by: The ARC Of History! at December 13, 2021 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

195 My first ONT as a Missourian. Evening, horde.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 13, 2021 10:44 PM (eA1RV)

196 Elon Musk also believes that we need to be procreating. He has about 6 sons himself so he put his money where his mouth is....

Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (UUBmN)

197 191 Thanks as always for the quality content, Mis Hum. I'm willing to go halfsies with you (or, really, anybody) on the short school bus with the flamethrower -- because I fucking can.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 13, 2021 10:43 PM (Agr8U)

You're welcome.
I think the distance between our locals would make a partnership a challenge

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

198 My first ONT as a Missourian. Evening, horde.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 13, 2021 10:44 PM (eA1RV)
* * * *
Congratulations!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (rwusL)

199
Wife still can't figure out why I never use an umbrella.
Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 10:34 PM (AmoqO)

Only the air force uses umbrellas. The rest of us like the way it sucks when we get rained on

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (IJES/)

200 191 Thanks as always for the quality content, Mis Hum. I'm willing to go halfsies with you (or, really, anybody) on the short school bus with the flamethrower -- because I fucking can.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 13, 2021 10:43 PM (Agr8U)

Add studded tires and that could be my property defense vehicle. Hmm...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (eKvjl)

201 153 Re: the food dumpster. Lived with that on my last tour in Germany. Apt bldg leased from Germans, so we had to follow the local rules. There were several dumpster for waste food stuff. Not bagged (I am thinking the rules will be the same in CA, as bagging it will make it less "recyclable").

probably. the folks who pick up my garbage insist on no bags in the recycling bin.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (edU/H)

202 bezos is not doing much innovative in anything, with amzn or anything else, just building gib and getting tiny margins.

even his sidepiece is a used, never was tv hostess

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (K3ZCc)

203 127 [iTrying to figure out the purpose of the cannon? on top of that snow bus. Posted by: PaleRider at December 13, 2021 10:03 PM (3cGpq)

Slow drivers in the fast lane. *heh!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (QzJWU)


And just like that, Jim SND produces the perfect use case for the plow-equipped short bus! bows in the general direction of Galveston

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 13, 2021 10:46 PM (Agr8U)

204 Declension. Isn't that when Mike Tyson releases his butt cheeks and hand his buddy back his peepee?

-Eddie Murphy, Raw
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:36 PM (IJES/)


Mr T - not Tyson. But great reference there, Bif.

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 10:46 PM (mZUr4)

205 The nice thing about winter camping in the UP is that you don't have to worry about the bears or the mosquitoes.
Posted by: The ARC Of History! at December 13, 2021 10:44 PM (I2/tG)


This is true, people tend to forget about the bears.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:46 PM (ONvIw)

206 196 Elon Musk also believes that we need to be procreating. He has about 6 sons himself so he put his money where his mouth dick is....
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (UUBmN)

Inserted correct body part.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

207 Why did they pull the switcheroo, I wonder? They used to praise Musk and hate Bezos.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 10:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

I remember knowing but can't remember why now. Pisser.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 10:46 PM (AmoqO)

208 My first ONT as a Missourian. Evening, horde.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 13, 2021 10:44 PM



Congrats!

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 10:46 PM (yqG++)

209 She really is a conceited bitter old bitch. I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

Oh, if she was fully engulfed in flames and I was nearby, I'd be willing to piss on her feet. I'd never have to buy a drink at a bar, ever again.

And it wouldn't save her. Win-win! Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2021 10:46 PM (F0YaR)

210 Add studded tires and that could be my property defense vehicle. Hmm...
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (eKvjl)


I'm sensing an AKMoMe group project in the works ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 13, 2021 10:46 PM (Agr8U)

211 Eris, I think a memo must have went out. They say it's about him hiring Americans first, or unions or something along both those lines. And he insinuated or stated that some rescuers of kids in a cave were pedos.

But I'm sure Bezos' and Branson's noses and Twitter timelines are pure and holy.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:46 PM (OssQ4)

212 Musk doesn't like taxes or regulations.
Musk likes hot cars, hot women, and hot rockets.
And he makes them all.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:44 PM (Kv8Dk)

Space X actually serves a purpose other than shooting celebrities into low space in a penis shaped rocket.

Elon Musk is the evil genius we have been waiting for.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 13, 2021 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)

213 boy scout winter camping was the best, way better than summer camping

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:47 PM (K3ZCc)

214 202 bezos is not doing much innovative in anything, with amzn or anything else, just building gib and getting tiny margins.

even his sidepiece is a used, never was tv hostess
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (K3ZCc)

What type of bag does she place over his head, plastic, paper or burlap?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

215 I'm not a wine person, but Yamhill County Oregon is some beautiful wine country. Problem is that it's becoming a victim of it's own success, and starting to get snobby and expensive. Gentrification in action.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 13, 2021 10:47 PM (cSs/W)

216 Anyway, I'm getting cold just thinking about the UP. Time to go to sleep.

Thanks for the thread MisHum.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 13, 2021 10:47 PM (ONvIw)

217 212 Space X actually serves a purpose other than shooting celebrities into low space in a penis shaped rocket.

Elon Musk is the evil genius we have been waiting for.


still waiting for him to inflate some asteroids

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 13, 2021 10:48 PM (edU/H)

218 One of the comments on the mask mandate article: "Why in the HELL did we get vaccinated and boosted?" (Emphasis in original)

Posted by: SFGoth at December 13, 2021 10:48 PM (KAi1n)

219 I can't say it ever occurred to me to get intimate in a restaurant bathroom.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2021 10:19 PM

Not even Burger King?
Posted by: Humpty Hump, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:26 PM (OssQ4)


Quality reference there, Taq.

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 10:48 PM (mZUr4)

220
Only the air force uses umbrellas. The rest of us like the way it sucks when we get rained on
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (IJES/)


EMBRACE THE SUCK!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2021 10:48 PM (axyOa)

221 Sierra Club et al don't even have problems with the bird choppers, aka as 'wind turbines', killing bald eagles and condors. They don't want their naive contributors reminded. Therefore the EPA doesn't make the wind farms report the deaths and pay fines, but the commies that control all those groups that are supposedly about animal welfare only care about making humans more miserable, not about improving conditions for any wild life.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 13, 2021 10:49 PM (3cGpq)

222 I have no use for an evil genius.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 10:49 PM (+my1P)

223 Add studded tires and that could be my property defense vehicle. Hmm...
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (eKvjl)

I'm sensing an AKMoMe group project in the works ...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 13, 2021 10:46 PM (Agr8U)

Gotta get me a snug little camper and beefy tires for my truck, and we are there. (No commercial air travel-fook that shite)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 13, 2021 10:49 PM (x8Wzq)

224 What type of bag does she place over his head, plastic, paper or burlap?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

An Amazon smile box of course.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 10:50 PM (9hXN1)

225 The nice thing about winter camping in the UP is that you don't have to worry about the bears or the mosquitoes.
Posted by: The ARC Of History! at December 13, 2021 10:44 PM (I2/tG)
* * * *
But the snow spiders will get you every time!!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 13, 2021 10:50 PM (rwusL)

226 I like my oatmeal lumpy, Doof!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:50 PM (OssQ4)

227 222 I have no use for an evil genius.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 10:49 PM (+my1P)

------------------------------

You say that now, but one day, when you're in the market for a volcano lair, you'll wish there was one about.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 13, 2021 10:51 PM (CAJOC)

228 Only the air force uses umbrellas. The rest of us like the way it sucks when we get rained on

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (IJES/)

I remember using a plastic cover for my hat. Guess that was enough in class A. Whatever the cover was otherwise.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 10:51 PM (AmoqO)

229 208 My first ONT as a Missourian. Evening, horde.

Posted by: Duke Lowell
--------------

Well, I'm not going to show you.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 10:51 PM (Kv8Dk)

230 189 ...Amurca, fuck yeah!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 13, 2021 10:42 PM


Hah! Hell yeah.

Same apt, ex-Mrs IMG demanded I refinish some furniture. Slopped stripper on the balcony floor. Also, we were on the 1st floor, so had graffiti on the outside. I requested a work order from "Daffy" (Directorate of Facility Engineering). Told to get paint from the Self Help shop.

Got some stuff that TP would prolly be able to ID. Some cancer-causing, gray, two part epoxy stuff. We had the only gray balcony in a bldg of white balconies. Herman went ape and I had a visit from the Brigade CSM. I shrugged and told him the story. He smiled and nodded and that was that.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 10:51 PM (8C7+r)

231 Space X actually serves a purpose other than shooting celebrities into low space in a penis shaped rocket.
---

I only object that Blue Weenis brings them back.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 10:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

232 California regulators are eyeing sharp reductions in subsidies for residential solar systems in what would be the first major reform to a program that helped jump-start the rooftop solar industry, according to Bloomberg...

lolgf CA dupes. I saw this coming from Alpha Centauri.

And iianm, it is now mandatory for all new houses to have solar panels in CA. Oops. Oopsies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2021 10:52 PM (F0YaR)

233 An Amazon smile box of course.
Posted by: whig

LOL with holes cut out for eyes.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:52 PM (OssQ4)

234

I have never recycled... Not once... I save my returnable bottles and cans, and I used to give them to the Boy Scouts or to the cheerleaders, but they don't come around any more, so I've given in to taking them to the redemption centre myself when I've got a truckload, and they give me money...

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 10:52 PM (ZZDcC)

235 I have no use for an evil genius.
Posted by: S


you hate competitin or something?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:52 PM (K3ZCc)

236 I like my oatmeal lumpy, Doof!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:50 PM (OssQ4)


Well, I'm the one who says just grab 'em in the biscuits!

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 10:52 PM (mZUr4)

237 Doof, as soon as I hit the oh shit button, I knew I was wrong.

Was it the Honey Mooners (Ralph) from the same bit that coined, habadahabadahabadahabada?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:52 PM (IJES/)

238 You say that now, but one day, when you're in the market for a volcano lair, you'll wish there was one about.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
__

No, I won't.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 10:53 PM (+my1P)

239 But the snow spiders will get you every time!!

Well that, and sleeping outside in -20F.

Posted by: The ARC Of History! at December 13, 2021 10:53 PM (I2/tG)

240 subsidies for residential solar systems in what would be the first major reform to a program that helped jump-start the rooftop solar industry, according to Bloomberg...

lolgf CA dupes. I saw this coming from Alpha Centauri.

And iianm, it is now mandatory for all new houses to have solar panels in CA. Oops. Oopsies.
Posted by: G


they are doing that because it is the rich that are adding the solar

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:53 PM (K3ZCc)

241 Elon is this generation's Edison

And we're lucky to have him

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at December 13, 2021 10:53 PM (g0yjM)

242 As a less than 29 yo person, a few years ago, I loved winter camping. You build a nice hot fire. Bring REALLY warm tent and sleeping bags. And a dog of course.
Now that I'm close to 29 - yeah. Bring on the RV....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2021 10:54 PM (16EvI)

243 Dworkin
I could see that start in the '90's in Yamhill County. Too bad. It could've stayed a nice, quiet place with good wine and some, at the time anyway, decent food.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 13, 2021 10:54 PM (NgPv+)

244 Election 2024 - Last Gasp of the Boomers
Donald Trump (b 1946) vs Hillary Clinton (b 1947)

nah if that actually happens I'll without beyond any doubt that God is just messin' with us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2021 10:54 PM (evAgx)

245 you hate competitin or something?
Posted by: confederatefifth
___

I have no use for evil, period.

But you do you.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 10:54 PM (+my1P)

246 y5 is the fairest guy on the blog, in all fairness

Posted by: crackup at December 13, 2021 10:54 PM (oSX/P)

247 Doof, as soon as I hit the oh shit button, I knew I was wrong.

Was it the Honey Mooners (Ralph) from the same bit that coined, habadahabadahabadahabada?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:52 PM (IJES/)


Yup. "Norton! Norton, pal - come over here!"

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 10:55 PM (mZUr4)

248 And iianm, it is now mandatory for all new houses to have solar panels in CA.

So there's no need for the subsidies anymore!

Posted by: California! at December 13, 2021 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

249 The plow with the flamethrower is perfect for the Ice Zombies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 13, 2021 10:55 PM (s4dNo)

250 y5 is the fairest guy on the blog, in all fairness
Posted by: cra


you're funny

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:55 PM (K3ZCc)

251 221 Sierra Club et al don't even have problems with the bird choppers, aka as 'wind turbines', killing bald eagles and condors. They don't want their naive contributors reminded. Therefore the EPA doesn't make the wind farms report the deaths and pay fines, but the commies that control all those groups that are supposedly about animal welfare only care about making humans more miserable, not about improving conditions for any wild life.

Posted by: PaleRider

Just like the Antifa person suing Ngo, it is grifting all the way down.
Even the left's own groups become grift machines that ignore their original purpose and rely on large foreign contributions from nations that want US energy shut off. That is why they de facto support killing off birds. The Solar Concentration generator fried them in the air. Windmills chop them up including rare species. Neither are environmentally friendly when being produced or being disposed of.

So Sierra Club is effective evil and anti environment. Just like public schools have promoted evil and ignorance in many cases. The military promotes hate against its own citizens and ignores how to win wars, and so on.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 10:56 PM (9hXN1)

252 I have beef jerky.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2021 10:56 PM (VxC1e)

253 As a less than 29 yo person, a few years ago, I loved winter camping. You build a nice hot fire. Bring REALLY warm tent and sleeping bags. And a dog of course.
Now that I'm close to 29 - yeah. Bring on the RV....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2021 10:54 PM (16EvI)


Howdy COMM!

That camping setup also requires bourbon

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 10:56 PM (mZUr4)

254
Yup. "Norton! Norton, pal - come over here!"
Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 10:55 PM (mZUr4)



!aaaaaaaaAAAAAAA. habadahabadahabadahabada.


Now I have to rewatch that. Wonder if my VHS player still works.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:57 PM (IJES/)

255 241 Elon is this generation's Edison

And we're lucky to have him
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at December 13, 2021 10:53 PM (g0yjM)

I don't think he is in the Edison league.
I would like to know where he would be with out tax breaks for EV buyers.

The space thing? Time will tell.

I grant that he is an interesting chap.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

256 My big critique of Musk is that he's all-in on climate change, but he seems to really believe it as opposed to be using it as a grift, so I can't hate him as much for that.
What's weird is that kind of goes against his recent pro-natal statements. Well, maybe not if he sincerely believes it's a threat to humanity, instead of humanity supposedly being a threat to earth. It's always hard to put him in a box.

Other than that he's pretty based.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 13, 2021 10:57 PM (cSs/W)

257 God's Outlaw: The Story Of William Tyndale (1986) - Full Movie with Roger Rees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf3RsI0ghi4

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 10:57 PM (+my1P)

258 And iianm, it is now mandatory for all new houses to have solar panels in CA. Oops. Oopsies.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2021 10:52 PM (F0YaR)

I don't think that's a thing, at least not yet. Seen plenty of new construction with no panels on it.

Posted by: Sjg at December 13, 2021 10:57 PM (gDSJf)

259 So Sierra Club is effective evil and anti environment.

We're also responsible for the fires in California, since we made the state prohibit cutting down dead trees!

Posted by: The Sierra Club! at December 13, 2021 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

260 Kinda chilly but some dumbass camping in winter is sure to pitch a tent nearby.

Posted by: Face-sized spider lying in wait in the snow at December 13, 2021 10:58 PM (mNhhD)

261 220
Only the air force uses umbrellas. The rest of us like the way it sucks when we get rained on
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (IJES/)

As a former AF civil engineer, we worked to improve our environment using technology to adapt and overcome. It would be uncivilized to do anything else.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 10:58 PM (9hXN1)

262 Now I have to rewatch that. Wonder if my VHS player still works.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:57 PM (IJES/)


I have several working VCRs. And the means to transfer stuff to DVD / digital files. Just sayin'

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 10:58 PM (mZUr4)

263 My first ONT as a Missourian. Evening, horde.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 13, 2021 10:44 PM


Yay Duke. You fled IL, correct? If so, great move. I boogied from there in '95.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2021 10:59 PM (F0YaR)

264 Elon is this generation's Edison

And we're lucky to have him
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at December 13, 2021 10:53 PM (g0yjM)

This is what I believe as well. He actually seems better than Edison in terms of not being a dick. But, well, Musk is still kind of young. Hopefully he won't be electrocuting elephants or something. But his efforts have done huge things for space travel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 13, 2021 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)

265 LOL with holes cut out for eyes.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist

Nice touch.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 10:59 PM (9hXN1)

266 >One of the comments on the mask mandate article: "Why in the HELL did we get vaccinated and boosted?" (Emphasis in original)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 13, 2021 10:48 PM (KAi1n)

You fucked up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 13, 2021 10:59 PM (cSs/W)

267 China is pushing for all the green bullshit because they will make all the batteries. And with bribes, they get Dems to mandate all sorts of shit that will make China billions.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 13, 2021 10:59 PM (MGYJa)

268 he is selling cars that are six figures of more sometimes so the 5000 tax subsidy was not that important.


the thing about him being in for green energy / climate change is, nearly everything he says is bs intended to sell something.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (K3ZCc)

269 @188 Why did they pull the switcheroo, I wonder? They used to praise Musk and hate Bezos.

----

Musk has no problem skewering their sacred cows, and has also said things against the COVIDiocy.

Posted by: junior at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (PTw5h)

270 They don't like Musk because he's not a leftist. He believes in actual work and getting ahead. He's not down with all the "equity/equality" crap or lowering of standards.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (UUBmN)

271

Speaking of 'pitching a tent', Gutfeld! with Kat Timpf (!) is coming up...


https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (ZZDcC)

272 Tom Servo, meditating, I had a thought about the election.

Gohmert and Paxton will split the conservative vote allowing George P. Bush to be TX new attorney general.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (Kv8Dk)

273 Have a friend of mine, female, who thinks the Amazon logo on the delivery boxes looks like a penis. I suggested maybe one that has peyronie's disease. I was surprised she didn't know what that is. It's on the TV commercials now.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (AmoqO)

274 This is what I believe as well. He actually seems better than Edison in terms of not being a dick. But, well, Musk is still kind of young. Hopefully he won't be electrocuting elephants or something. But his efforts have done huge things for space travel.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 13, 2021 10:59 PM (x8Wzq

I want to see him send an elephant into space and have it return safely to earth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (II3Gr)

275 don't think he is in the Edison league.
I would like to know where he would be with out tax breaks for EV buyers.

^^Interesting... Sharon and Hrothgar were discussing Tesla, Edison and Westinghouse earlier. Tesla may have the been the genius but died broke. But Musk at least has the money to be an outcast....

Makes ya think...

**hat tip for another great ONT.

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (6lKe4)

276 Have a friend of mine, female, who thinks the Amazon logo on the delivery boxes looks like a penis.



show here a side by side

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:01 PM (K3ZCc)

277 You know who else was Time Magazine Man of the Year?

Yeah. Him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2021 11:02 PM (VxC1e)

278 Even the left's own groups become grift machines

The Sierra Club's "Beyond Coal" campaign's initial funding came from a secret contribution from a natural gas company.

Hope the natural gas company is happy, because of course after the Sierra Club got coal banned in much of the country, it has moved on to get natural gas banned as well.

With leftists, there is no endpoint - you concede to them in one area, and they will immediately move onto the next area.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 13, 2021 11:02 PM (I2/tG)

279 277 You know who else was Time Magazine Man of the Year?

Yeah. Him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2021 11:02 PM (VxC1e)

Jeff Lebowski?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 13, 2021 11:02 PM (II3Gr)

280 273 Have a friend of mine, female, who thinks the Amazon logo on the delivery boxes looks like a penis. I suggested maybe one that has peyronie's disease. I was surprised she didn't know what that is. It's on the TV commercials now.

Posted by: Javems

I heard it was an attempt to put Bezos crooked smile on it. Maybe given his rocket design, your female friend was right. Combining both would be the apt penis smile.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 11:03 PM (9hXN1)

281 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFs

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at December 13, 2021 11:03 PM (qAR6u)

282 Kinda chilly but some dumbass camping in winter is sure to pitch a tent nearby.
Posted by: Face-sized spider lying in wait in the snow at December 13, 2021 10:58 PM (mNhhD)
* * * *
Hahahahaha! Love it!!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 13, 2021 11:03 PM (rwusL)

283 I once managed $97 in returnables in one load (Mazda3). (That was just enough to make the trip gasoline neutral. Just kidding; the redeemer is only a few miles away.) i began to save real $ when i switched to tap water, coffee, and home-brewed tea. And last week i bought a countertop water filter that filters fluoride too. It's slow, so you have to be proactive about making water, but i'd rather not have that stuff in my body.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 13, 2021 11:03 PM (KAi1n)

284 276 Have a friend of mine, female, who thinks the Amazon logo on the delivery boxes looks like a penis.



show here a side by side
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:01 PM (K3ZCc)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2021 11:03 PM (aA3+G)

285 272 Tom Servo, meditating, I had a thought about the election.

Gohmert and Paxton will split the conservative vote allowing George P. Bush to be TX new attorney general.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (Kv8Dk)

Yikes! It's certainly possible. My only hope is that George P. doesn't have much serious support - he's always run almost unopposed in the elections he's been in so far.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2021 11:03 PM (evAgx)

286 With leftists, there is no endpoint - you concede to them in one area, and they will immediately move onto the next area.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

CEOs are feathers of a kind, mostly grifters themselves except they burn up shareholder money.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 11:04 PM (9hXN1)

287 in fairness, musk edisn, say what you will, they are important fellows, but they are no Misanthropic Humanitarian

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:04 PM (K3ZCc)

288 >They don't like Musk because he's not a leftist. He believes in actual work and getting ahead. He's not down with all the "equity/equality" crap or lowering of standards.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (UUBmN)

Hating on an African immigrant like that. For shame.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 13, 2021 11:04 PM (cSs/W)

289 And for the record (not that it matters) I like the curated samples of TikTok. Just enough to understand the swamp over there but not enough to get sucked into the insanity of actually caring about it.

And I can definately state that those periods of my life where I spent regular time grooming my eyebrows - it made absolutely not ONE JOT of difference. Anyone else find that?

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:04 PM (6lKe4)

290 Have a friend of mine, female, who thinks the Amazon logo on the delivery boxes looks like a penis. I suggested maybe one that has peyronie's disease. I was surprised she didn't know what that is. It's on the TV commercials now.
Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (AmoqO)

I loathe those commercials. No one needs to see that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:05 PM (Hr0hg)

291 miles away.) i began to save real $ when i switched to tap water, coffee, and home-brewed tea. And last week i bought a countertop water filter that filters fluoride too. It's slow, so you have to be proactive about making water, but i'd rather not have that stuff in my body.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 13, 2021 11:03 PM (KAi1n)

I'll have a grain alcohol and rainwater, please.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 13, 2021 11:05 PM (II3Gr)

292 I was not a fan of Elon for a long time. But Inhave come around. I like him a lot now in part because of his fuck your attitude to the left. But also because he knows how to make money. Founding PayPal and Tesla on a resume aint too fucking shabby.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 13, 2021 11:05 PM (MGYJa)

293 258 Sjg -- via solar.com :

The California Energy Commission introduced the California solar mandate which requires rooftop solar photovoltaic systems to be equipped on all new homes built on January 1, 2020 and beyond. This progressive ruling is the first of its kind in the US and is leading the nation to a cleaner energy future.

Looks like I was not mistaken.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2021 11:06 PM (F0YaR)

294 MisHum (and Ace) for that matter, thanks for documenting the decline and decay of our yutes into Eloi via social media like TikTok.

Funny thing was that I read it is affecting China now too.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 11:06 PM (9hXN1)

295 I was an accomplished violinist too, but do people remember that? NOOOOOOOOO.

Posted by: Peyronie at December 13, 2021 11:06 PM (VxC1e)

296 You know who else was Time Magazine Man of the Year?

Yeah. Him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2021 11:02 PM (VxC1e)


I was Time magazine Person of the Year in 2006

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:07 PM (mZUr4)

297 Elon Musk prefers Taco Bell to fancy catered food.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:07 PM (Hr0hg)

298 I am not really into high finance or studying the superrich, but doesn't it seem odd in a way that Musk is one of them? He may do interesting stuff if you find modern tech interesting but where does all the money come from? It's not like he has the market cornered on anything but the niche market of higher end electric cars. Not like he shouldn't be rich from that but it seems weird that he is way way up there rich.

Posted by: Azjaeger at December 13, 2021 11:07 PM (3/XaG)

299 Elon Musk prefers Taco Bell to fancy catered food.
Posted by: CaliGir


it is awkward when you come in here and start humbl bragging about taco bell not being expensive

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:08 PM (K3ZCc)

300 I was Time magazine Person of the Year in 2006
Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:07 PM (mZUr4)

-----------

2006 was pretty much a slack year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2021 11:08 PM (VxC1e)

301 270 They don't like Musk because he's not a leftist. He believes in actual work and getting ahead. He's not down with all the "equity/equality" crap or lowering of standards.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2021 11:00 PM (UUBmN)


Also, he's making efforts to actually solve some of the things the lefties like to bitch about and not just using them as a perpetual bogeyman for extortion purposes. See, we weren't supposed to ever actually get electric cars, we were just supposed to cry about how capitalism let those evil car companies take away the electric cars that we tooootally would have had by now if more power rested in the hands of worthless PoliSci types.

Compare how the environmaoists really hate nuclear energy. Because it threatens the grift.

Posted by: CppThis at December 13, 2021 11:08 PM (UewuT)

302 292 I was not a fan of Elon for a long time. But Inhave come around. I like him a lot now in part because of his fuck your attitude to the left. But also because he knows how to make money. Founding PayPal and Tesla on a resume aint too fucking shabby.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 13, 2021 11:05 PM (MGYJa)

I never believed he could make his space flight dreams work, I figured it must be some kind of scam. and then Damn! He made it work! I couldn't help but be impressed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2021 11:08 PM (evAgx)

303 Eva Guzman resigned from the Texas Supreme Court to run for AG. Unless she has reconsidered, she'll be the establishment/GOPe candidate for AG. So I don't think George P. stands much of a chance in the primary.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 13, 2021 11:09 PM (QU5/8)

304 I loathe those commercials. No one needs to see that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:05 PM (Hr0hg)

Oh heck no, Peppers? Really?

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 11:09 PM (AmoqO)

305 202 bezos is not doing much innovative in anything, with amzn or anything else,...
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (K3ZCc)


Now, prolly so. 25 years ago when all he sold was books? I'd say he did innovate then. When he opened his delivery system to Tool Crib of the North? Then, too (business innovation, not so much constructing things).

After that, it was just expanding. Well, there are Kindle and Fire (love them or hate them), too.

Doesn't excuse him being the World's Biggest Fence, though.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 11:09 PM (8C7+r)

306 but the commies that control all those groups that are supposedly about animal welfare only care about making humans more miserable, not about improving conditions for any wild life.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 13, 2021 10:49 PM (3cGpq)


That's not fair. They also care about collecting money.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 13, 2021 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

307
it is awkward when you come in here and start humbl bragging about taco bell not being expensive
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:08 PM (K3ZCc)

Oh come on. He paid for it all too. I would have eaten what the employees provided, not made them go buy me Taco Bell.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:09 PM (Hr0hg)

308
And I can definately state that those periods of my life where I spent regular time grooming my eyebrows - it made absolutely not ONE JOT of difference. Anyone else find that?
Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:04 PM (6lKe4)

I must be part Russian, my damned eyebrows grow like kudzu on a Mississippi hill side in August.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 11:09 PM (IJES/)

309 Doof, you miiiiight've been Mr. Baltimore in 2006..., so let's not get carried away.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 13, 2021 11:09 PM (KAi1n)

310 Not like he shouldn't be rich from that but it seems weird that he is way way up there rich.

I believe that the stock market valuation of Tesla is greater than all the other American car companies put together.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 13, 2021 11:09 PM (I2/tG)

311 Cats crashing nativity scenes:

https://tinyurl.com/3ebu85nh

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2021 11:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

312 The tax subsidy is long gone for Tesla. And only a small fraction of a Teslas are six figures. A very small fraction.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 13, 2021 11:10 PM (MGYJa)

313 I was Time magazine Person of the Year in 2006
Posted by: Doof
___

The American Soldier was Time's MOTY in 2003, not 2006.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:10 PM (+my1P)

314 I was Time magazine Person of the Year in 2006
Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:07 PM (mZUr4)

2006 was pretty much a slack year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2021 11:08 PM (VxC1e)


Yeah - but YOU weren't Person of the Year. Were YOU??

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:10 PM (mZUr4)

315 Posted by: Azjaeger

What has happened is that venture capital financed by fed easy bux has taken over tech. The idea is to get rich by picking the next big thing like Google or Amazon. Musk got on the elevator at the right time with proven successes at other tech companies and went into all electric autos when no one else thought it worth noting. Subsidies and mandates made him wealthy which led to Space which leads to various side ventures like the Boring Company making tunnels.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 11:10 PM (9hXN1)

316 Elon Musk prefers Taco Bell to fancy catered food.
Posted by: CaliGir

he must have seen that documentary about the not-too-distant future. Demolition Man. SMRT.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 13, 2021 11:11 PM (x8Wzq)

317 303 Eva Guzman resigned from the Texas Supreme Court to run for AG. Unless she has reconsidered, she'll be the establishment/GOPe candidate for AG. So I don't think George P. stands much of a chance in the primary.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 13, 2021 11:09 PM (QU5/


How does TX Supreme Court work? Is that another "not what you think it is" like County Judge? Because State Supreme Court is pretty much a sinecure in most states. Meaning, the path is usually State AG to Supreme Court.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 11:11 PM (8C7+r)

318 295 I was an accomplished violinist too, but do people remember that? NOOOOOOOOO.

Posted by: Peyronie at December 13, 2021 11:06 PM (VxC1e)


Yeah, get bent.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2021 11:11 PM (F0YaR)

319 First, she was a bitter
Then, she became a bitter bitch
Now, Hillary's a bitter, old bitch

You forgot ugly. Like fugly ugly.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at December 13, 2021 11:11 PM (BjGT6)

320 My bad, person of the year.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:11 PM (+my1P)

321 Doof, you miiiiight've been Mr. Baltimore in 2006..., so let's not get carried away.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 13, 2021 11:09 PM (KAi1n)


I've got the Time magazine cover to prove it. 2006 Person of the Year. Don't believe me? Look it up!

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:12 PM (mZUr4)

322 295 I was an accomplished violinist too, but do people remember that? NOOOOOOOOO.

Posted by: Peyronie at December 13, 2021 11:06 PM (VxC1e)

I do love this place, when just sober enough to make sense.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 11:12 PM (AmoqO)

323 This AG campaign might turn out to be the most interesting Texas race of the year. Somebodies gonna have to do a serious Get Your Face in Front of Everybody campaign if they want to win.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2021 11:13 PM (evAgx)

324 BifBewalski @ (IJES/) -

LOL

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:13 PM (6lKe4)

325 318 295 I was an accomplished violinist too, but do people remember that? NOOOOOOOOO.

Posted by: Peyronie at December 13, 2021 11:06 PM (VxC1e)

Yeah, get bent.
Posted by: GnuBreed at De

Golf clap

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:13 PM (Hr0hg)

326 At the rate things are going, Demolition Man might be viewed as a film about Utopia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2021 11:14 PM (pshDQ)

327 The tax subsidy is long gone for Tesla. And only a small fraction of a Teslas are six figures. A very small fraction.

Posted by: J


the s starts at 90,000
the x starts at 99,000
the garbage barge 3 has been around for 2 or three years

even then, the 5000 subsidy is 10 percent of the 3

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:14 PM (K3ZCc)

328 OK I've been here long enough to be afraid to google "Peyronie". Is it safe?

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:14 PM (6lKe4)

329 320 My bad, person of the year.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:11 PM (+my1P)

I was praying for you and your family. I hope your family weathered the storm okay?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:15 PM (Hr0hg)

330 Huh.

*eyes Doof*

You were Time's POTY in 2006.

I was on the cover twice then, in 2003 and 2006.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:15 PM (+my1P)

331 Texas Supreme Court is the highest court in the state in civil suits. Justices get elected in statewide election; terms are for 6 years. When someone resigns early, the governor appoints a replacement (who will eventually have to be elected to keep the seat). Texas is a strange beast. Our AG is not necessarily like that office in other states (far more limited portfolio and power). Why someone would want to go from the Texas Supreme Court to AG is beyond me. But both involve statewide elections.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 13, 2021 11:15 PM (QU5/8)

332 Is it safe?

What the yiff? You should know better by now...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2021 11:15 PM (pshDQ)

333 Oh come on. He paid for it all too. I would have eaten what the employees provided, not made them go buy me Taco Bell.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:15 PM (K3ZCc)

334 328 OK I've been here long enough to be afraid to google "Peyronie". Is it safe?
Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:14 PM (6lKe4)

I wouldn't look at images.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:15 PM (Hr0hg)

335 Got a little rain and wind, that's it.

We were lucky.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:15 PM (+my1P)

336 Looks like I was not mistaken.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2021 11:06 PM (F0YaR)

I mean, just saying I haven't seen them on top of houses being built less than a mile from me. Maybe there are some waivers involved or something else going on though, who knows.

Posted by: Sjg at December 13, 2021 11:16 PM (gDSJf)

337 289 And I can definitely state that those periods of my life where I spent regular time grooming my eyebrows - it made absolutely not ONE JOT of difference. Anyone else find that?
Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:04 PM (6lKe4)


Not my experience. At all.

Either I groom them between visits to the barber, or Mrs IMG will chase me with tweezers!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 11:16 PM (8C7+r)

338 How does TX Supreme Court work? Is that another "not what you think it is" like County Judge? Because State Supreme Court is pretty much a sinecure in most states. Meaning, the path is usually State AG to Supreme Court.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 11:11 PM (8C7+r)

one fun fact is that Texas actually has Two "Supreme Courts" - the official Supreme Court only hears Civil Cases - lawsuits, etc. The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals is Supreme for all Criminal Cases.

Judges on both courts have to run for election every 6 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2021 11:16 PM (evAgx)

339 253 Doof!
Well, yeah, boubon, and a good one, of course. Can't be gettin' that frosbite...
Good evening good friend

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2021 11:16 PM (16EvI)

340 Huh.

*eyes Doof*

You were Time's POTY in 2006.

I was on the cover twice then, in 2003 and 2006.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:15 PM (+my1P)


Howdy SMH! Congrats on the 2-fer!

*smiles while recalling all of my 2006 achievements*

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:17 PM (mZUr4)

341
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:15 PM (K3ZCc)

I can't stand Taco Bell. I'd eat at McDonalds or any other fast food chain pretty much instead of Taco Bell.



Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:17 PM (Hr0hg)

342 Musk launched PayPal pretty much from zero, and that blew up into Billionaireville. Which formed the basis of all his subsequent ventures.

Well, PayPal and a few sweet, wisely chosen tax-break opportunities, taken well-advantage of.

Remember, he didn't simply jump from being "tech" to launching Tesla. What I do see though, is that his dreamscape features multiple progress lines along many paths. And so, it may yet be, that all paths lead to Mars.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2021 11:17 PM (QzJWU)

343 lol Doof.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:17 PM (+my1P)

344 OK I've been here long enough to be afraid to google "Peyronie". Is it safe?
Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:14 PM (6lKe4)

No. Not. Safe. For. Women, children, small pets, or work.

Especially do not use ddg with image safe search set to off after looking for Naomi whosits with glowie bewbs.

I know better. Learn from my shame.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 11:17 PM (IJES/)

345 Ну что ж is a colloquialism that equates to a shrug of the shoulders.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2021 11:18 PM (EZebt)

346 Doesn't excuse him being the World's Biggest Fence, though.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

The way that retailers get fantastic growth is by stiffing their vendors. The idea is that you get fabulous growth by selling an item today and paying your vendors for it in 90-120 days. Essentially, you are borrowing from the vendors to finance your business--in a mature market like books--Barnes and Noble, Borders, etc. had already killed the small booksellers by doing their own variation of that so big and small publishers were ready for a new player that turned out to be Amazon. Bezos though is now pissing off his big vendors and small ones by selling cheap Chinese clones for a lot of it that compete with existing brands. And selling knockoffs.

The main innovation is that mass shipping innovations by UPS and Fedex and cleverly originally using the Post office for us taxpayer subsidized China to US shipping made the system work along with massive computing power. That allowed him enough profit and capital to build delivery services of his own eventually while cutting them out in major metro areas. His cloud networking also makes a pretty big chunk of Amazon earnings.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 11:18 PM (9hXN1)

347 Because it threatens the grift.
Posted by: CppThis
Yup.
Scotty Kilmer is a bit of a lunatic on YT. He is a car mechanic. And he is pretty funny. Often he presents 20-30 minute reviews of something automotive. That are very well done.
The other day he reviewed electric cars. One thing that was interesting. I guess in the 90s? Sometime. The government partnered with Ford, GM and Mercedes to make electric cars. They specifically excluded Honda and Toyota.
Guess who made the first electric cars?* Honda(Insight?) and Toyota(Prius). Very minor point of his video. But interesting to me.

*He actually has another long video explaining that Edison and Ford actually partnered to make electric cars? But that the batteries could not be recharged, or not easily recharged, so gasoline crushed that effort.

Posted by: MikeM at December 13, 2021 11:18 PM (rhowD)

348 328 OK I've been here long enough to be afraid to google "Peyronie". Is it safe?

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:14 PM (6lKe4)

Mmmmm....

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 11:18 PM (AmoqO)

349 OK I've been here long enough to be afraid to google "Peyronie". Is it safe?

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:14 PM



Do it! Dooooo iiiiit...

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:18 PM (yqG++)

350 I don't click on 99% of the links that are posted here.

No worries about looking up terms that y'all use.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:19 PM (+my1P)

351 >>> So I don't think George P. stands much of a chance in the primary.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 13, 2021 11:09 PM (QU5/
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Name recognition
Bush backer money

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 11:19 PM (Kv8Dk)

352 335 Got a little rain and wind, that's it.

We were lucky.
Posted by: SMH whi

I'm glad. I have family in AR, LA, MO and Tennessee. They were all spared as well.

We are praying for those that weren't so fortunate.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:19 PM (Hr0hg)

353 Peyronie's is one of those dickish things in life.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 13, 2021 11:21 PM (KAi1n)

354 I don't think Musk was one of the original founders of PayPal. I think he had a company that merged with them...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2021 11:21 PM (Q9lwr)

355 ...is a colloquialism that equates to a shrug of the shoulders.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 13, 2021 11:18 PM



Well, I'll be...

+1

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:21 PM (yqG++)

356 Doof!
Well, yeah, boubon, and a good one, of course. Can't be gettin' that frosbite...
Good evening good friend
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2021 11:16 PM (16EvI)


Life's too short for anything other than good bourbon!

*raises glass*

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:22 PM (mZUr4)

357 Herr Doktor Ing. Ferdinand Porsche toyed with the idea of making his Volkswagen a hybrid with a small gas engine providing power to individual electric motors attached to each wheel but settled on the less risky and complicated gasoline engine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2021 11:22 PM (pshDQ)

358 >>>*He actually has another long video explaining that Edison and Ford actually partnered to make electric cars? But that the batteries could not be recharged, or not easily recharged, so gasoline crushed that effort.

Posted by: MikeM at December 13, 2021 11:18 PM (rhowD)
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Per Jay Leno, the electric starter put Stanley Steamer out of business. They were making a profit until then.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 11:22 PM (Kv8Dk)

359 Hillary Clinton is a disease. Left America caught a severe case of this virus in 2016, and it's starting to look like the only cure is death.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 13, 2021 11:23 PM (m0zqP)

360 348 328 OK I've been here long enough to be afraid to google "Peyronie". Is it safe?

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:14 PM (6lKe4)


I had never heard of this disease until the commercials made it plainly obvious what it was.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:24 PM (Hr0hg)

361 Considering Hillary is married to Bill Clinton...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2021 11:25 PM (pshDQ)

362 I don't click on 99% of the links that are posted here.

No worries about looking up terms that y'all use.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:19 PM (+my1P)


But aren't you the trivia game buff? You might be missing out on helpful knowledge!

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:25 PM (mZUr4)

363 354 I don't think Musk was one of the original founders of PayPal. I think he had a company that merged with them...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

You would be right, Xcom was merged with Confinity to create Paypal. Zip2 was Musk's first success.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 11:25 PM (9hXN1)

364 ..I don't think Musk was one of the original founders of PayPal. I think he had a company that merged with them...Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2021 11:21 PM (Q9lwr)

I believe that you are right, and I shall stand corrected, accordingly. Still, it was the PayPal ride that well and truly made his fortunes take off like a rocke... heyyy!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2021 11:26 PM (QzJWU)

365 Apparently there is a true-crime tv show called Homicide for the Holidays.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2021 11:26 PM (1t5dY)

366 But aren't you the trivia game buff? You might be missing out on helpful knowledge!
Posted by: Doof
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Nope.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:27 PM (+my1P)

367

I wonder how many fellows who had contracted Peyronie's Disease had first tried switching hands before seeking professional treatment...

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:27 PM (yqG++)

368 Musk launched PayPal pretty much from zero, and that blew up into Billionaireville. Which formed the basis of all his subsequent ventures.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2021 11:17 PM (QzJWU)


I had the 'opportunity' to invest in a company that was to be a competitor to PaPal, before they went public.I think I'm glad I didn't as I now don't recall who it was. It was through a friend who was a major investor and who I trusted, but I'm pretty conservative.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 11:27 PM (AmoqO)

369 360 348 328 OK I've been here long enough to be afraid to google "Peyronie". Is it safe?

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:14 PM (6lKe4)
I had never heard of this disease until the commercials made it plainly obvious what it was.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:24 PM (Hr0hg)


Kinda gives a different perspective of "angle of the dangle", doesn't it?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 11:27 PM (8C7+r)

370 To Peyronie real sex was a riddle
The foreplay he liked just a little
He lost all his nerve
When his dick took a swerve
Now it looks like the bow for a fiddle

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2021 11:27 PM (VxC1e)

371 Apparently there is a true-crime tv show called Homicide for the Holidays.

Death by Cranberry Sauce?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2021 11:27 PM (pshDQ)

372 367 I wonder how many fellows who had contracted Peyronie's Disease had first tried switching hands before seeking professional treatment...

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:27 PM (yqG++)
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Better call Bill.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 11:28 PM (Kv8Dk)

373 Home, after eight hours on the road and in an ER room. Pooky's therapists called this afternoon after some confrencing amongst themselves, said he needed to go in immediately, we did, we sat and waited for two hours for all the paperwork and labs to be done, then they took him to the in-patient psych ward for at least a few days.

I am so tired. Hug your spouse, hug your kids, hug your pets, cuz you never know what's going to happen.

Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting room connoisseur at December 13, 2021 11:28 PM (XKZwp)

374 it is funny to think that were it not for his family's joven musk cosmetics firm he might not be where he is today

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:28 PM (K3ZCc)

375 345 ... is a colloquialism that equates to a shrug of the shoulders.

the news there is that some privileged folks can get away with using cyrillic

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 13, 2021 11:29 PM (edU/H)

376 But aren't you the trivia game buff? You might be missing out on helpful knowledge!
Posted by: Doof
___

Nope.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:27 PM (+my1P)


I misrememered that then. Disregard!

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:29 PM (mZUr4)

377 367 I wonder how many fellows who had contracted Peyronie's Disease had first tried switching hands before seeking professional treatment...
Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:27 PM (yqG++)


I wonder if it's the diff between wool socks and silk.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 11:29 PM (8C7+r)

378 This ONT has taken a weird turn.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 11:31 PM (SH2Zi)

379 I am so tired. Hug your spouse, hug your kids, hug your pets, cuz you never know what's going to happen.
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting room connoisseur at December 13, 2021 11:28 PM (XKZw


So true, and prayers are up for all of you (pg clan) from here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 13, 2021 11:31 PM (hOUT3)

380 This ONT has taken a weird turn.
Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 11:31 PM (SH2Zi)

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It's veering left.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2021 11:32 PM (VxC1e)

381 This ONT has taken a weird turn.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 11:31 PM



*golf clap

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:32 PM (yqG++)

382 Hi pookysgirl, prayers to you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 13, 2021 11:32 PM (m0zqP)

383 I wonder what vegetable he hated...

@Breaking911 6m

North Carolina man crushed to death while trying to steal catalytic converter, deputies say - https://breaking911.com/...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2021 11:32 PM (1t5dY)

384
I am so tired. Hug your spouse, hug your kids, hug your pets, cuz you never know what's going to happen.
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting room connoisseur at December 13, 2021 11:28 PM (XKZwp)


Hang in there. God bless you for all you do for him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2021 11:33 PM (/U27+)

385 pookysgirl, waiting room connoisseur, Hang in there; Prayers up.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 11:33 PM (Kv8Dk)

386 298

Consider the state of education. In comparison to what schools are churning out now, yes - musk could be considered a genius, or just a well educated person. He sure has a wild imagination...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2021 11:33 PM (16EvI)

387 A friend of mine won his future wife's heart winter camping, she joined the college granola-crunching club and they went on a winter camping trip. As they dug into the snow for the night my friend arrived with his gang, they set up a big canvas tent, turned on the propane torch and the sound system, broke out the booze and pot, and it was party time. The granolas were not impressed but the girl was sufficiently impressed to marry him.

Posted by: yop at December 13, 2021 11:33 PM (XcpXx)

388 (((Pookysgirl))) Big Hug and prayers up!

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:34 PM (6lKe4)

389 Prayers for you and yours, PG. I know it's very difficult.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 13, 2021 11:35 PM (8C7+r)

390 San Franpsycho, too lazy to do the Cyrillic thing, but my sense of that expression is a bit different - more like "what the hell?!".

For the resigned/shrug of the shoulders thing (for which there's ample need/use in Russian history and culture), I'm thinking more "vsyo rav-NO" or even in some cases "bog znayet".

Dry rubbed tri-tip and some grilled anaheims - even with so-so Argie cab franc - is good. Now for some bourbon.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2021 11:35 PM (OTzUX)

391 Pookysgirl, I am sorry to hear that.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 11:35 PM (SH2Zi)

392 386 298

Consider the state of education. In comparison to what schools are churning out now, yes - musk could be considered a genius, or just a well educated person. He sure has a wild imagination...

Posted by: COMountainMarie

To misappropriate a quote, in a world of pudding brains, the half witted man is king.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 11:36 PM (9hXN1)

393 I own a huge tent which we used in Maine in July. I still remember being soooooo cold in the morning. So winter camping not in my future. Unless we're talking something like a glamping cabin that's heated. Or maybe just a cabin. Preferably with a hot tub.

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:36 PM (6lKe4)

394 PSA - MidwayUSA has CCI 450s, No. 41s, and BR4s.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 11:36 PM (SH2Zi)

395 394 PSA - MidwayUSA has CCI 450s, No. 41s, and BR4s.

Posted by: flounder

Thanks for your posts about primers, Flounder.

I have quite a few now.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 11:38 PM (9hXN1)

396 Is it just my computer, or is youtube's layout all screwy now?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 13, 2021 11:38 PM (vuisn)

397 Thanks guys. Prayer helps. The Pooky Support Team kicked into gear with grandparents taking Pookette, my sister having me over to feed me, and my nephews to distract me.

Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting room connoisseur at December 13, 2021 11:38 PM (XKZwp)

398 367 I wonder how many fellows who had contracted Peyronie's Disease had first tried switching hands before seeking professional treatment...

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:27 PM (yqG++)

I have a friend who actually suffers from this condition. He took injections to treat it. No way.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 11:38 PM (AmoqO)

399 OK, I took the double dog dare and searched for peyronie's. The Mayo Clinic site was suitable for all ages.

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:39 PM (6lKe4)

400 so that asange guy is getting extradited?

sorry bastard just getting dited would have been enough

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:40 PM (K3ZCc)

401
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting room connoisseur at December 13, 2021 11:28 PM (

Prayers up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 13, 2021 11:41 PM (Hr0hg)

402 "We got glans to the left, glans to the right, we're the Peyronie guys in town"

- Self deprecating Jimmy Buffett fans

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:41 PM (mZUr4)

403 That final image looks like me at the range firing my AR-15 with the flamethrower attachment.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 13, 2021 11:41 PM (7moj5)

404 Is it just my computer, or is youtube's layout all screwy now?
Posted by: Dr. Varno
I am not an expert, but I think you are right. They changed the comments, so there is only one thread? After years of a different way?

Posted by: MikeM at December 13, 2021 11:42 PM (rhowD)

405 400 so that asange guy is getting extradited?

sorry bastard just getting dited would have been enough

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:40 PM (K3ZCc)

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Assange Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 13, 2021 11:42 PM (7moj5)

406 Having done some late-Fall hunting trips in the snow, can confirm that a heavy-duty canvas tent with a wood stove is a must.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 13, 2021 11:42 PM (cSs/W)

407 309

I kinda held back on saying anything; I Have a a warm fondness for Doof..
But yeah - Mr. MARYLAND! Oh, yeah!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2021 11:43 PM (16EvI)

408 Thanks for your posts about primers, Flounder.

I have quite a few now.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 11:38 PM (9hXN1)

Just returning the favor to the horde. I scored some No. 41s and 400s today and some 200s a while back. Monday seems to be the day at MidwayUSA to scour for added inventory. They had Starline 6.5 Grendel brass in stock last week, too.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 11:43 PM (SH2Zi)

409

I've just opened that notorious video site in an unfiltered window (I've not done that in a long time!), and my God, what a bleeding mess!

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:44 PM (cqbaT)

410 393 I own a huge tent which we used in Maine in July. I still remember being soooooo cold in the morning. So winter camping not in my future. Unless we're talking something like a glamping cabin that's heated. Or maybe just a cabin. Preferably with a hot tub.

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:36 PM (6lKe4)

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If you're not sharing your sleeping bag with another, you're doing it wrong.

;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 13, 2021 11:45 PM (7moj5)

411 I've just opened that notorious video site in an unfiltered window (I've not done that in a long time!), and my God, what a bleeding mess!
Posted by: Z


you are back to chaturbate thn?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:45 PM (K3ZCc)

412 With hands in pockets. I've been out of uniform since '92 and I still cannot slouch or stand around with my hands in my damned pockets. If it's cold, under the arm pit. If it's not cold, parade rest, or if we're more than casual aquaintences, then maybe at ease.
Posted by: BifBewalski Navy basic taught me that, and to close my damn mouth. Best advice ever. Slack-jawed is not an intelligent look. It stuck, and now people think I'm smart. Posted by: Humpty Hump, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 10:29 PM (OssQ4)

Believe it or not, little things like that (and posture) do make it possible to spot veterans. Here's another: I was watching the opening scene of Reservoir Dogs the other day, which is one of the kick ass openings of all time, but what stood out to me was that the dogs were all out of step. I don't know if it would even be possible for a group of veterans to walk that out of step if they tried.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 13, 2021 11:46 PM (BMmaB)

413 I kinda held back on saying anything; I Have a a warm fondness for Doof..
But yeah - Mr. MARYLAND! Oh, yeah!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 13, 2021 11:43 PM (16EvI)


You're too kind, COMM!

*raises can of Old Bay*

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:47 PM (mZUr4)

414 you are back to chaturbate thn?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:45 PM



Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:47 PM (cqbaT)

415 The comments are there, you just have to scroll alllll the way to the bottom.
I don't understand how this is a better layout.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 13, 2021 11:47 PM (vuisn)

416 Re California mandating panels on houses: The really funny thing is that, as some have found out to their chagrin, the grid still needs to be up and functional, because the panels are not connected to the house's electric system, but rather to the grid as generators.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 13, 2021 11:48 PM (BMmaB)

417 If you're not sharing your sleeping bag with another, you're doing it wrong.

;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 13, 2021 11:45 PM

Another sleeping bag? I don't get it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 11:48 PM (OssQ4)

418 isn't reading the comments at youtube the same as buying playboy for the stories?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 13, 2021 11:48 PM (K3ZCc)

419
Assange had a stroke, didn't he?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 13, 2021 11:48 PM (Mzdiz)

420 Never stand between a German and his obsessive demand for efficiency.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 13, 2021 11:49 PM (BPuaD)

421

YouTool has...a comments section??

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:49 PM (cqbaT)

422

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 13, 2021 11:42 PM (cSs/W)
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In the tent 18 degress F, wind 20mph, sleet. Coleman lantern keeping things not as cold - step outside for a break and across the way is a big FMC, curtains open and the fellow, in shorts, feet propped on the table as his wife brings him a beer and club sandwich.

That was my last tent camping experience.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 11:50 PM (Kv8Dk)

423 YouTube comments are a mixed bag. Depends what you're watching.

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:50 PM (mZUr4)

424 Having done some late-Fall hunting trips in the snow, can confirm that a heavy-duty canvas tent with a wood stove is a must. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 13, 2021 11:42 PM (cSs/W)

We had 12 man canvas tents at Camp Bullis, TX (a U.S. Army installation), for Air Base Ground Defense I & II training. Winter of 1976 was (for then) at or near record cold temps. The oil-fired stove worked wonders, except that the Army specified that they be shut down at lights out, for fire prevention reasons.

Yep. Freezin' cold in the tent, most every morning. We started with a "fair" rotation on the roster for stove-starting in the morning, but that soon devolved to the least squared-away Airman in the tent. Didn't last though. He could, and did start the stove like a champ for a week, ten days or so. But, he'd constantly fall out on any kind of a march. And forget about a march humpin' a ruck. Poor kid was done in a quarter mile or so. They sectioned him out on an Administrative Discharge, soon after.

But. Cold tent. Done my last of those, thankyouverymuch.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2021 11:51 PM (QzJWU)

425 YouTube comments are a mixed bag. Depends what you're watching.
Posted by: Doof
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Christian YouTubers, the commenters are pretty respectful, edifying and supportive even.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:52 PM (+my1P)

426 Greg Abbott went from the Texas Supreme Court to Attorney General, and then to Governor. John Cornyn went from the Texas Supreme Court to Attorney General, and then to Senator. So it looks like the career path is from the Supreme Court to AG, not from AG to the Supreme Court. Eva Guzman is doing it the traditional way.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 13, 2021 11:54 PM (BMmaB)

427 I have a friend who actually suffers from this condition. He took injections to treat it. No way.
Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 11:38 PM (AmoqO)

That fix a flat stuff is amazing.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 13, 2021 11:54 PM (cupoy)

428

Kat Timpf looks utterly edible in red...

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:54 PM (8yW+f)

429 That fix a flat stuff is amazing.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 13, 2021 11:54 PM (cupoy)

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I figured they'd use a splint.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2021 11:55 PM (VxC1e)

430 Kat Timpf looks utterly edible in red...
Posted by: Zettai

Agreed.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 13, 2021 11:55 PM (OssQ4)

431

If Fix-A-Flat fails, there's always End-Dust...

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:55 PM (8yW+f)

432 Christian YouTubers, the commenters are pretty respectful, edifying and supportive even.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 13, 2021 11:52 PM (+my1P)


As one would hope!

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:56 PM (mZUr4)

433 Rick Perry and George Bush? were land commissioner to governor.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 11:56 PM (Kv8Dk)

434 I have a friend who actually suffers from this condition. He took injections to treat it. No way.

Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2021 11:38 PM (AmoqO)

.....

Fixed mine with a home remedy, a piece of PVC and some of that expanding foam.

Couple of weeks, back on the straight and narrow.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 13, 2021 11:57 PM (7F9te)

435 Rick Perry and George Bush? were land commissioner to governor.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 13, 2021 11:56 PM (Kv8Dk)

Speaking of crooked dicks.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 11:58 PM (SH2Zi)

436

Horde Medical Advice™ > Horde Dating Advice™

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:58 PM (8yW+f)

437 371 Apparently there is a true-crime tv show called Homicide for the Holidays.

Death by Cranberry Sauce?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2021 11:27 PM (pshDQ)

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Bells will be tolling this sad, sad news
Oh, what a Christmas to have the blues
My baby's gone, vaxx passport cleansed
Too many boosters from Fauci's blends.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 13, 2021 11:58 PM (7moj5)

438 If Fix-A-Flat fails, there's always End-Dust...
Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:55 PM (8yW+f)


*scratches head*

*waits for Ben Roethlisberger*

Posted by: Doof at December 13, 2021 11:59 PM (mZUr4)

439 If you're not sharing your sleeping bag with another, you're doing it wrong.

;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 13, 2021 11:45 PM (7moj5)

Well, we were camping as a family so opportunities were limited. :-) But the cold was mostly when we had to leave the bed....

Posted by: Iris at December 13, 2021 11:59 PM (6lKe4)

440 321 Doof

How many of us looked it up, do you think? Doof, you might be a whack job, and I love it

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:00 AM (16EvI)

441 Remember this about Dr. Oz; he was doing an actual double blind, placebo controlled, clinical study of hydroxychloroquine effectiveness against Covid, when it was shut down by, IIRC, Governor Cuomo. That may have had something to do with his red pilling.

Alternatively, he may be simply a red painted candidate, designed to fracture the Republican vote.

In either case he deserves our attention.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 14, 2021 12:00 AM (ctFUD)

442 ..Couple of weeks, back on the straight and narrow.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 13, 2021 11:57 PM (7F9te)


Maybe shoulda used 2" I.D. PVC Schedule 40? Straight and girthy for the win.

/snrk

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 12:01 AM (QzJWU)

443 If you're not sharing your sleeping bag with another, you're doing it wrong.

My 1st SGT would not have been amused.

Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 12:01 AM (AmoqO)

444 I just saw a house not far from Camp David, MD with Christmas lights on its roof spelling out FJB. Highlight of my 7 hours drive home.

Posted by: Delilah at December 14, 2021 12:01 AM (cadFA)

445 I am so tired. Hug your spouse, hug your kids, hug your pets, cuz you never know what's going to happen.
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting room connoisseur


pookysgirl, May you and your Family be Blessed with Strength and Patience at this nerve racking time ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 14, 2021 12:01 AM (okV1R)

446

I've learnt everything I need to know about Dr Oz from Jack Posobiec on Tw*tter...

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 12:02 AM (8yW+f)

447 321 Doof

How many of us looked it up, do you think? Doof, you might be a whack job, and I love it
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:00 AM (16EvI)


I was hoping for at least 1! Thanks for taking the bait!

Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 12:02 AM (mZUr4)

448 Alternatively, he may be simply a red painted candidate, designed to fracture the Republican vote.

In either case he deserves our attention.
Posted by: An Observation


The dude's career is entirely due to Oprah. Fuck him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 14, 2021 12:03 AM (1t5dY)

449 Biden's whitehouse is bringing pressure on El Salvador due the Salvadoran president bad mouthing the press in El Salvador as being a front for his political opposition, and refusing to release a violent drug trafficker that the US Embassador in the country is trying to get out on bail.


https://tinyurl.com/2axesz9x

Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2021 12:04 AM (ZMraq)

450 Learn More About
Aprende mss acerca de George P. Bush

VETERAN. BUSINESS ATTORNEY. TEXAN.
VETERANO. ABOGADO DE NEGOCIOS. TEXANO.

https://is.gd/SGZPUH

George P. Bush, Texas new Attorney General.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 14, 2021 12:04 AM (Kv8Dk)

451 Prayers up for you, pookysgirl, you get some rest while you can. How is pookette handling this?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 14, 2021 12:06 AM (a4EWo)

452 I just call it banana dick, and make the most of it.....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:09 AM (16EvI)

453 452 I just call it banana dick, and make the most of it.....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:09 AM (16EvI)


---------

In real life, sometimes that's the best you can do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 14, 2021 12:10 AM (VxC1e)

454 George P. Bush, Texas new Attorney General.
Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 14, 2021 12:04 AM (Kv8Dk)


I know several of the movers and shakers in the Galveston (R) scene. None of them that I'm aware of have the faintest wish to see George P. ascend to anything above dogcatcher.

Now, the State (R) apparatus up in Austin, as to them, I haven't a clue. Pity if they back the scion though, he's nothing but Bushtopia in a plain brown wrapper.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 12:10 AM (QzJWU)

455
There lived a man in the north part of Kent,
Who was known as a straight-shooting gent,
He developed Peyronies
And a hook shaped jabroni,
Now all the lassies in town tell him 'Get bent!'

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 12:12 AM (7F9te)

456 It was brought forward earlier that with Louie Gohmert and Paxton and George P. in the primary that the conservative vote could be split between Paxton and Gohmert giving George P. the win.

Red on Red is bad ju ju.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 14, 2021 12:16 AM (Kv8Dk)

457

The fellow who brought an enormous grill and a truckload of food to Mayfield, KY is my hero for today:


https://youtu.be/CAxDef5zzts

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 12:18 AM (/ev0N)

458 Ettes are the best.

And I generally hate women.

I love you all.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 12:19 AM (KHXdf)

459 Fixed mine with a home remedy, a piece of PVC and some of that expanding foam.

Couple of weeks, back on the straight and narrow.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 13, 2021 11:57 PM (7F9te)

Horde Medical Advice > Horde Dating Advice

Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:58 PM (8yW+f)


And never the twain shall meet.

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 12:20 AM (SH2Zi)

460 Never want to get a case of the boomer-wang down under IYKWIM.

Posted by: Croc Dundee at December 14, 2021 12:20 AM (kromb)

461 452 I just call it banana dick, and make the most of it.....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:09 AM (16EvI)


It has a lot of appeal?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2021 12:21 AM (F0YaR)

462 Searching George W.'s electoral history it appears that he was governor then president.

He won because he wasn't Ann Richards.

Ann Richards daughter:
Cecile Richards (born July 15, 1957)[1] is an American activist who served as the president of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America and president of the Planned Parenthood Action Fund from 2006 to 2018.

In 2010, Richards was elected to the Ford Foundation board of trustees.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 14, 2021 12:21 AM (Kv8Dk)

463 Homicide for the Holidays.

They did an episode on Bruce Jeffrey Pardo and the Covina Massacre. Guy went to his ex-girlfriend's house on Christmas Eve dressed as Santa. He had a gun and a flamethrower. Hijinks did not ensue.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 14, 2021 12:21 AM (mNhhD)

464 I just call it banana dick, and make the most of it.....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:09 AM (16EvI)

It has a lot of appeal?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2021 12:21 AM (F0YaR)

Especially with nuts and ice cream.

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 12:21 AM (SH2Zi)

465 When my daughter got married a few years back I got my hair and makeup done by a "professional" along with the bride and her wedding party. When my wonderful hubs saw me, he said "Scary". It was awful, she had penciled in these eyebrows that made Joan Crawford look kindly. I hopped right in the shower and did my own thing, it wasn't an improvement but I felt more comfortable in my own skin. Congrats to the limerick writers tonight, Muldoon has been a great teacher.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 14, 2021 12:22 AM (a4EWo)

466 447 Doof
Did YOU even look ?! I hope to God you don't look liken that

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:22 AM (16EvI)

467 Never want to get a case of the boomer-wang down under IYKWIM.

Posted by: Croc Dundee at December 14, 2021 12:20 AM (kromb)

At least it comes back to you.

Posted by: KIng Missile at December 14, 2021 12:24 AM (SH2Zi)

468 Bill Clinton has a bent rapey dick, 5.5 inches long with not much girth, and iirc it points Left. Go figure.

The things you can learn from an impeachment trial...

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2021 12:24 AM (F0YaR)

469 447 Doof
Did YOU even look ?! I hope to God you don't look liken that
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:22 AM (16EvI)


You might have looked at the wrong thing. You hope I don't look like what??

Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 12:27 AM (mZUr4)

470 461

Only a gal would ever say....but...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:28 AM (16EvI)

471 >>>I hopped right in the shower and did my own thing, it wasn't an improvement but I felt more comfortable in my own skin. ...

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 14, 2021 12:22 AM (a4EWo)
-------------

Being your own self is always the best. Congrats.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 14, 2021 12:28 AM (Kv8Dk)

472 199
Only the air force uses umbrellas. The rest of us like the way it sucks when we get rained on

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 13, 2021 10:45 PM (IJES/)


That must be new, when I was in the AF in the '70's umbrellas were not allowed when in uniform.

I was once lectured on that subject by a Major while staying dry under my umbrella, as he was getting soaked. I managed to not laugh in his face, and promised to get rid of the umbrella.

(Spoiler : I did not get rid of the umbrella).

Posted by: a.moron at December 14, 2021 12:29 AM (F6Xpw)

473 Discussions about dimensions.

Fact I: Most women can be thoroughly pleased by a mere 3.25 inches.

Fact II: The long dimension of a standard Credit Card is 3.25 inches.

*runs serpentine!*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 12:29 AM (QzJWU)

474 Bill Clinton has a bent rapey dick, 5.5 inches long with not much girth, and iirc it points Left. Go figure.

The things you can learn from an impeachment trial...

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2021 12:24 AM (F0YaR)

Then there's the unfortunate shit you learn here. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2021 12:30 AM (VwHCD)

475 Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 12:29 AM (QzJWU)

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 12:31 AM (SH2Zi)

476 Honesty is such a lonely word.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 14, 2021 12:32 AM (Kv8Dk)

477 Honesty is such a lonely word.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 14, 2021 12:32 AM



And tinny, too...

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 12:32 AM (/ev0N)

478 458

Humbly saying, you are one of my most faves here :0

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:33 AM (16EvI)

479 A quick driveby to say good evening and goodnight.

Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 14, 2021 12:34 AM (KATBx)

480 Discussions about dimensions.

Fact I: Most women can be thoroughly pleased by a mere 3.25 inches.

Fact II: The long dimension of a standard Credit Card is 3.25 inches.

*runs serpentine!*

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 12:29 AM (QzJWU)


Awesome!!

Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 12:34 AM (mZUr4)

481 *runs serpentine!*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 12:29 AM (QzJWU)

You will only die tired

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 14, 2021 12:34 AM (+I6Y/)

482 Humbly saying, you are one of my most faves here :0

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:33 AM



*scrolls up... nope...

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 12:34 AM (/ev0N)

483 ..You will only die tired. Posted by: a dude in MI at December 14, 2021 12:34 AM (+I6Y/)

Yeah, I've seen Nurse shoot. Hell, I've shot with her on the line.

I can only hope she'll make it quick and merciful. You know, unlike my ex's lawyer. *shudder*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 12:37 AM (QzJWU)

484 Then there's the unfortunate shit you learn here. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2021 12:30 AM (VwHCD)




You won't read about this on ABC.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2021 12:39 AM (F0YaR)

485 The way things are going with donations to the Clinton Foundation Bill may be forced to become a spokesperson for a Peyronie's drug. I can just see him standing in a sunlit field saying "My dick is sick, and yours would be too, if you stuck it in Hillary".

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 14, 2021 12:40 AM (a4EWo)

486
Bill Clinton has a bent rapey dick, 5.5 inches long with not much girth, and iirc it points Left. Go figure.

https://bentcarrot.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2021 12:43 AM (63Dwl)

487 422

Perfect. Until you have to pee. No fun for boy or girl....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:44 AM (16EvI)

488 >Horde Medical Advice > Horde Dating Advice
Posted by: Zettai at December 13, 2021 11:58 PM (8yW+f)

No one's made a "slap a hot iron to it" joke re: Peyronie's disease? You're all slipping.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 12:44 AM (cSs/W)

489
Her Majesty arrived in Orlando this evening after an 11 hour drive, six minutes too late to get into the show site. The (union) attendants refused to open the gate for her.

Heigh ho, last week of shows for the year.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 12:45 AM (/U27+)

490 Then there's the unfortunate shit you learn here. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2021 12:30 AM



Just today, I was out and about in the lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z's car (with a manual gearbox) and I'm driving it like I've driven manual-shift cars for decades, and I was imagining that Publius and AOP were in the car with me, criticising every start, every gear change... I can't drive that car any more without thinking about what they'd say!

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 12:45 AM (pQPjX)

491 In further Calif insanity, on Jan 1 we are somehow supposed to take all our food garbage, and somehow make it so it can get to be in a compost, not a landfill.

Not sure how the hell that is going to work.

Posted by: RomeX13 at December 14, 2021 12:46 AM (oHd/0)

492 A proposal.

The "Clinton Foundation" is hereby renamed (in the conservative meme-o-sphere), the "Clinton Foundation and Funeral Fund".

Wouldn't take but an Ace posting, with a corresponding Ace rant, to implant the meme-onic virus. *evil grin*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 12:46 AM (QzJWU)

493

Heaven forbid that I should have to start out going uphill!

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 12:49 AM (pQPjX)

494 473 Discussions about dimensions.

Fact I: Most women can be thoroughly pleased by a mere 3.25 inches.
Fact II: The long dimension of a standard Credit Card is 3.25 inches.
*runs serpentine!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Worse, being well endowed can be a detriment post Menopause. Don't ask me how I know.
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 12:29 AM (QzJWU)

Posted by: RomeX13 at December 14, 2021 12:50 AM (oHd/0)

495 OK, just watched the Boondock Saints for the first time...

Wow, kinda .... timely.

Posted by: RomeX13 at December 14, 2021 12:51 AM (oHd/0)

496 Her Majesty arrived in Orlando this evening after an 11 hour drive, six minutes too late to get into the show site. The (union) attendants refused to open the gate for her.

Prayers that your wife does not have bad thoughts while behind the wheel of a hefty RV...

Posted by: Adriane the Thinking Bad Driving Thought, Again Critic ... at December 14, 2021 12:54 AM (okV1R)

497 468 Doof
I saw several pics....so...I'm hoping the hansomest was you.
Butttt...there was some...never mind.
You know I luv ya

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 12:54 AM (16EvI)

498 ..Prayers that your wife does not have bad thoughts while behind the wheel of a hefty RV...Posted by: Adriane the Thinking Bad Driving Thought, Again Critic ... at December 14, 2021 12:54 AM (okV1R)

I think differently. This is when we need AOP to mount that snowplow and flamethrower on her hefty RV. Because, Horde.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 12:56 AM (QzJWU)

499

Why, I might let the clutch slip a bit too much and create a universe-destroying singularity or some such!

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 12:56 AM (pQPjX)

500

I once blew the glue-mounted alternator magnets off the outer shell of a Harley-Davidson Sportster clutch once in clear case of malicious clutch abuse...

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 01:00 AM (pQPjX)

501 {{{pookysgirl & family}}}, sending out prayers.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at December 14, 2021 01:01 AM (0udfB)

502 The only computer controlled stick I've driven was a VW.

As soon as you hit the clutch the computer drops the rpms to idle. It was impossible for me to keep it in the power range.

Posted by: Braenyard didn't change his name at December 14, 2021 01:01 AM (Kv8Dk)

503 Is this where the phrase get bent came from ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 01:03 AM (WF/xn)

504 495

I've watched that movie several times. Great show!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 01:04 AM (16EvI)

505
It will be a busy week for Her Majesty as well. Three days of all-breed shows, AKC National Owner-Handled Series finals on Friday and the AKC National Championship on Saturday. She'll have meetings to attend as the AKC Delegate for our parent breed club and she may have to serve as a ring steward on Sunday.

We're just in it to try for the breed wins. These are shows for the big boys in town, so even if we get past the breed, group placements are very unlikely.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 01:06 AM (/U27+)

506 503 Is this where the phrase get bent came from ?

.....

No.

But it is where "graded on the curve" originated.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 14, 2021 01:06 AM (7F9te)

507 I once blew the glue-mounted alternator magnets off the outer shell of a Harley-Davidson Sportster clutch once in clear case of malicious clutch abuse...

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 01:00 AM (pQPjX)

Not as rare as you think. Clutch gets hot, heats the clutch shell, glue says fuck it. Fixed a lot of those over the years. You can epoxy the magnets back on, but they gotta go back exactly as they came out with the polarities right. A lot of time the magnets chip and crack, and then you're opening your ass for a new clutch drum, $3-400.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2021 01:09 AM (VwHCD)

508

IIRC, the phrase 'get bent' originally referenced one's proper position on a barrel used to facilitate an act of ſodomy...

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 01:12 AM (pQPjX)

509 Well,here I go again. Heading over to the lounge.
Hope to see ya all later...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 14, 2021 01:14 AM (16EvI)

510 ...then you're opening your ass for a new clutch drum, $3-400.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2021 01:09 AM



ISTR a little plastic bit that served as the bearing for the primary chain adjustment -- I'd gone through a couple of those in the day...

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 01:18 AM (R9CQE)

511 ISTR a little plastic bit that served as the bearing for the primary chain adjustment -- I'd gone through a couple of those in the day...

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 01:18 AM (R9CQE)

yeah, the chain adjuster block. Kinda rare to burn up one of those on the later sportsters unless you got a serious shit ton of miles on it, or beating it bad. The earlier iron heads though, yeah, practically a tune-up item. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2021 01:24 AM (VwHCD)

512 Joe biden is a horrid excuse of a human. He has no redeeming qualities. His best being ill heath and old age ensuring his rancid brain will only function for a limited time.


He and his family are garbage. White trash garbage.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 14, 2021 01:25 AM (0OmEj)

513
A truck drive was sentenced to 110 years in prison for causing an horrific crash in CO, killing 4 people.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-10307165

This falls under the reckless disregard or "depraved heart" type of thing, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 01:27 AM (Mzdiz)

514
NZ tranny PM jokes about Tinger orgies being allowed under the new Covid rules, or something:

https://tinyurl.com/c2hcrxv4

I wonder if xhe has Peyronie's?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 01:28 AM (Mzdiz)

515

'86 Evo 883... I liked a tight clutch, on and off! I was always tinkering with the primary chain and clutch adjustments -- probably too much!

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 01:29 AM (R9CQE)

516 Berserker. The timing chain adjustment block was a deep dive into the front cover of a Honda CX-500, too.

Trivia. The CX-500 was pretty much 1/3 of a Honda Formula One racing engine in the late 1970s era. Mine was a 1978 model, and they "cured" the chain adjustment block malf in the 1980 model. Final year for 'em was the 1983, bumped to a 650cc displacement, lowering highway revs just enough to enjoy. And then, no more.

Think, water cooled Moto-Guzzi, in terms of general layout. But the vee-valley cam, tiny pushrod, forked follower, four-OHV valve engine had a 5,500 RPM redline, coming fully onto the cam at about 3,000 Rs. At which point, hang on. You're not steering it now, it's steering you.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 01:30 AM (QzJWU)

517 Shit. Memory fail.

CX-500 timing chain sliding block tensioner. Buried under the REAR cover, necessitating full engine removal from the bike.

I did the removal, and put the engine in the trunk of the Pontiac Sunfire, and drove it the 1/2 mile to the dealer. Back then, I was had not the skills at the wrench that I have, now. CX-500 was a neat bike, but only the later Honda Silverwing gave it a long enough swingarm to cure it's ring/pinion "jacking" ass-lifting under power.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 01:36 AM (QzJWU)

518

Jacinda Ardern is a piece of work:


https://twitter.com/ElectionWiz/status
/1469418652562866182

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 01:40 AM (yqG++)

519 '86 Evo 883... I liked a tight clutch, on and off! I was always tinkering with the primary chain and clutch adjustments -- probably too much!

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 01:29 AM (R9CQE)

Maybe, usually you just do the internal clutch adjustment and primary chain adjustment when you do an oil change. You can't run the clutch adjustment too tight, or else you'll waste the throw out bearing, and its a small bearing to start with. It needs to have a small bit of play. Most guys fuck up and never do the internal adjustment, and always play around with just the cable adjustment itself, and thats not how you do it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2021 01:41 AM (VwHCD)

520

The skeletal bitch cut a press conference short when xhe was asked about the vaxxine's effectiveness from the data from Israel!

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 01:43 AM (yqG++)

521
That's a man, baby:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=b7YiFQFk6fc

Xhe is commando and freeballin' it there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 01:43 AM (Mzdiz)

522 ...the cable adjustment itself, and thats not how you do it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2021 01:41 AM



Yeah -- the cable adjustment thing is done only to tighten up the lever when it rattles at idle!

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 01:46 AM (8yW+f)

523 The last downhill stretch of I70 east into Lakewood is hazardous. Traffic is almost always heavy. Drivers are nearing the end of long drives. The grade is very steep and long. Traffic stops or slows going into the Denver metro area. I've been hit by swerving cars trying not to go into the median. (She came accross three lanes to hit me in the drivers side door). A brake failure in a large truck due to not controlling his decent from the mountain was entirely his own fault. He caused the accident and the deaths through his own neglect. 110 years is a good start.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 14, 2021 01:48 AM (0OmEj)

524 Shit. Memory fail.

CX-500 timing chain sliding block tensioner. Buried under the REAR cover, necessitating full engine removal from the bike.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 01:36 AM (QzJWU)

Well its not like the harley twin cam with the retarded chain driven balance shafts. When those tensioners go you have to remove the engine and then split the engine cases to get to them. The rubber mountain engines don't have those, but the solid mounted engines do. Somebody shit the bed on that design.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2021 01:48 AM (VwHCD)

525 Xhe is commando and freeballin' it there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 01:43 AM





Once seen...

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 01:49 AM (8yW+f)

526 'night Horde, I'm fading fast.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 14, 2021 01:51 AM (a4EWo)

527
We're being governed by freaks the world over.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 01:53 AM (Mzdiz)

528 Berserker. I'd love to watch you tear down any H-D engine of your choosing, and learn from your critique.

And right behind you, I'd tear down a CX-500 engine, and you'd laugh your ass off at mine.

But you'd also be impressed. The CX 500/650 engines were some of the most impressive HP/RPM per engine pound and CC displacement of their time. 1/3 of a Formula One design has it's advantages, and it's deficits, too. Bike styiin' was cool, too. Instantly adaptable to Euro/Brit Cafe Racer resto mods, with not much more than stripping to minimums, and paint.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 02:02 AM (QzJWU)

529 Berserker. I'd love to watch you tear down any H-D engine of your choosing, and learn from your critique.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 02:02 AM (QzJWU)

The critique would depend on who owned it. It could range from "oh nice, some minor refresh, new gaskets, and we're good" all the way up to "Oh wtf, this is a pile of shit" lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2021 02:21 AM (VwHCD)

530

Betty White will be 100 on 17 JAN 22...

Posted by: Zettai at December 14, 2021 02:26 AM (ZZDcC)

531 ..The critique would depend on who owned it. It could range from "oh nice, some minor refresh, new gaskets, and we're good" all the way up to "Oh wtf, this is a pile of shit" lol. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 14, 2021 02:21 AM (VwHCD)

Nearly the same with the Honda. Both are V-twins, but the Honda sits traverse, like a Guzzi. Both (except the HD twin cam) feature a central cam and pushrods. And there, the differences begin.

Memory Fail II in the narrative. The CX-500 had a 7500 RPM redline. I forgot that. But it was fun when the engine woke up at 5kRs. IF you were already pointed where you wanted it to go, that is. You would absolutely love the 4 valve per cylinder drive via forked rockers off the single pushrod over single cam system, I think. Honda or HD, HD or Honda. At some point, the engineers have to find a mutual respect, even if designs differ.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galvezzzton, Txzzzzz

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 02:31 AM (QzJWU)

532 To the snoozer now, y'all.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 02:38 AM (QzJWU)

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