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Tucker thinks this is a real firing, based on The Atlantic -- the house organ for the Ruling Class media elite -- calling a code red on Fredo.

I'm not sure. Rachel Maddow is stepping down from her show and of course MSNBC needs a 9pm host. Obviously they will hire Cuomo immediately; CNN is giving their competitor their number one guy. (And yeah, weird to acknowledge, but Fredo is CNN's number one guy.)

Fredo's competitors for the job would be Joy Reid and Niccole Wallace. So despite being a White Man, Fredo would probably get the job.

So I just don't believe CNN is going to really fire him.


I hate it when white frogs declare my phone to be their sacred land.

The weirdest fish you'll see this year.

Snickers the donkey loves his human little brother.

Baby hears for the first time. At least that's the caption. Who knows, maybe he could hear just fine, and is just smiling because he just saw someone fall down the stairs.



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Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2021 08:12 PM (2JoB8)

2 The Ho will be in the Oval Office soon, God help us

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2021 08:14 PM (2JoB8)

3 Oooh, so close.

Posted by: RI Ref at November 30, 2021 08:14 PM (a8b7P)

4 Who is Navy Biden?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2021 08:15 PM (yrol0)

5 Who is this RI Ref guy?

Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:15 PM (a8b7P)

6 Tasha is cute, doesn't want to come in

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2021 08:15 PM (2JoB8)

7 Lights out time
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2021 08:16 PM (2JoB8)

8 The baby hearing for the first time made me tear up. The baby's smile is lovely.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2021 08:17 PM (4cDKa)

9 Tasha can hide -- guuud girl!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 08:17 PM (bDqIh)

10 >>>6 Tasha is cute, doesn't want to come in


my favorite animal vid ever, at least in a while

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 08:18 PM (0G13K)

11 Flaming clown bus for Kamala, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 08:18 PM (bDqIh)

12 Not first....didnt plan on it either.

Posted by: redchief at November 30, 2021 08:18 PM (Kab4E)

13 Lia Thomas, formally named Will Thomas, now identifies as transgender and has reportedly blasted the number one 200 free time and the second-fastest 500 free time in the nation on Saturday, breaking Penn program records in both events,
swimSwam reported.

Thomas, who was never good enough to be top of the sport as a male athlete, now dominates womens college records.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2021 08:19 PM (yrol0)

14 So. Mrs. Red is starting to become an 'Ette. Or, at least, is reading some of the blog.
So. While reading the Gun Thread on Sunday, she said, "This is all gossip." To which I responded, "Yes, but with an underlying theme of Guns. Guns and Gossip. Pets and Gossip. Art and Gossip. Food and Gossip."
I think she has nailed it.

Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:19 PM (a8b7P)

15 BREAKING: Chris Cuomo Hired By Columbia School of Journalism as Professor of Journalistic Ethics. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 08:20 PM (mZ3xv)

16 the political spectrum chart - LOL!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 08:20 PM (evAgx)

17 Is that a. . . Fauci-faced fish?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 08:21 PM (bDqIh)

18 I'm dying for the US to round up the rosters of 2 or 3 NFL teams, slap long blonde wigs on them, and send them to the next Olympics as our Women's Team.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 08:22 PM (evAgx)

19 Thomas, who was never good enough to be top of the sport as a male athlete, now dominates womens college records.

Definition of a loser.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2021 08:22 PM (Xrfse)

20 The good doggie attacking the purse snatcher has done more to prevent crime than most major city police departments.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 30, 2021 08:23 PM (1hsNT)

21 Is it too soon to turn this into a gun thread? Taurus goes off if you shake it.

https://youtu.be/2fn6GFSwTEw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 08:23 PM (FVME7)

22 Chris Cuomo might actually stay gone - he only had value when he offered access because he was the brother of a governor. He's useless now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 08:23 PM (evAgx)

23 Is Matt Lauer still employed?

There's your answer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2021 08:23 PM (1t5dY)

24 24 Is Matt Lauer still employed?

There's your answer.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2021 08:23 PM (1t5dY)

I thought the rape button guy did in fact get canned?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 08:24 PM (kBuGL)

25 Omg those bears

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 30, 2021 08:25 PM (FcPY7)

26 There was this dude at work that was deathly afraid of frogs. If he even saw a picture he would have anxiety attacks. I really wish he was still working here. "Hey buddy I got that powerpoint presentation done. Yeah, lets just go to an open meeting room where we can review it",

turn the lights down,
queue presentation,
press play on frog video,
get out bowl of popcorn,
watch cow-orker convulse,
enjoy popcorn

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 08:26 PM (LVgqo)

27 a lot of unexpected resignations today, due to Ghislaine trial surprise.

I wouldn't bet that this was unrelated

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:26 PM (AwPyG)

28 Wait, Insty's bit on Toobin is interesting. Toobin was jerking it on a zoom call- what does that have to do with MeToo? He is a meatball cad who should be fired for not having any sense of boundaries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 08:27 PM (kBuGL)

29 I'm dying for the US to round up the rosters of 2 or 3 NFL teams, slap long blonde wigs on them, and send them to the next Olympics as our Women's Team.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 08:22 PM (evAgx)

Pretty much what the East Block did for a generation or two.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2021 08:27 PM (eoQWY)

30 Peeeeenk

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 08:27 PM (wAnMi)

31 So. Mrs. Red is starting to become an 'Ette. Or, at least, is reading some of the blog.
Posted by: RI Red

Isn't it great!?

The lovely Mrs. TP has started to lurk. She has many questions - (wtf is Valu-Rite? and such)

The family that Morons together. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 08:27 PM (mD/uy)

32 Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:19 PM (a8b7P)
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Gossip?!?!!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 30, 2021 08:28 PM (0IeYL)

33 >>>Wait, Insty's bit on Toobin is interesting. Toobin was jerking it on a zoom call- what does that have to do with MeToo? He is a meatball cad who should be fired for not having any sense of boundaries.

in fairness, what are you going to do when you're on hold

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 08:28 PM (0G13K)

34 >>Chris Cuomo might actually stay gone - he only had value when he offered access because he was the brother of a governor. He's useless now.


Now they can replace him with a young POC woman.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 08:28 PM (bDqIh)

35 Taurus goes off if you shake it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Isn't this then the story of so many of us?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 08:28 PM (mD/uy)

36 So...are Bad-Good and Good-Bad Nazis better than Bad-Bad Nazis?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 30, 2021 08:29 PM (AlkyK)

37 It has been my practice not to talk to racists about racism because they don't know what racism is. If they did know what racism is they would not be racists, and you better bet your ass they are racists.

Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2021 08:29 PM (0OP+5)

38 TP, she was supposed to come to the TXMOME, but had to cancel at the last minute.
It might not have allayed her fears, but she would understand a lot more.

Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:29 PM (a8b7P)

39 >>>Now they can replace him with a young POC woman.


ahem. This is something we like talking about doing, and planning to study about one day commencing to preparing to do.

But we're not ready to do this right now.

Posted by: CNN at November 30, 2021 08:29 PM (0G13K)

40 So. Mrs. Red is starting to become an 'Ette. Or, at least, is reading some of the blog.
So. While reading the Gun Thread on Sunday, she said, "This is all gossip." To which I responded, "Yes, but with an underlying theme of Guns. Guns and Gossip. Pets and Gossip. Art and Gossip. Food and Gossip."
I think she has nailed it.
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:19 PM (a8b7P)

Ninety percent of everything is gossip. There's only so many facts to go around.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2021 08:29 PM (eoQWY)

41 in fairness, what are you going to do when you're on hold
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 08:28 PM (0G13K)

I usually pace and make faces at the dog...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 08:29 PM (kBuGL)

42 Ace,

twitter.com/Brick_Suit/status/1465830283836489733

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (1t5dY)

43 Taurus goes off if you shake it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Sorta like a teenage boy.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (1hsNT)

44 Here's a big hit song from the 1930's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At9PR03romM

Dudes were like the Rush of their time.

Enjoy!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (OMayC)

45 >>a lot of unexpected resignations today, due to Ghislaine trial surprise.


What surprise?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (bDqIh)

46 Two other people who went a little off the rails:

Geraldo
Jim Cramer

So, watch this space

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (AwPyG)

47 I'd like a border collie, but always assumed getting a dog that's smarter than I am would probably spell disaster.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (wAnMi)

48 Isn't it great!? The lovely Mrs. TP has started to lurk. She has many questions - (wtf is Valu-Rite? and such) The family that Morons together. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 08:27 PM (mD/uy)


Waves to Mrs. TP! Long time since Corsicana ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 30, 2021 08:31 PM (Agr8U)

49 Fredo is someone's number one guy? Those words don't make sense.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 08:31 PM (cSyAR)

50 weft-cut, haha, thanks.

I think he'll be fine. All of these people are terrible people and incompetent at their jobs and yet all they get are raises and new contracts.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 08:31 PM (0G13K)

51

The strange fish is a sheepshead -- Archosargus probatocephalus...

Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 08:31 PM (lrmsj)

52 So...are Bad-Good and Good-Bad Nazis better than Bad-Bad Nazis?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 30, 2021 08:29 PM (AlkyK)

The usual rule is the closer they are to your own values, the more evil they are. Nobody is temped by those strange, crazy, other. The nearby other with interesting views, though...

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2021 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

53 Lots of handguns I wouldn't trust but Sunday, Gun Thread.

Posted by: Auspex at November 30, 2021 08:31 PM (Xo3T0)

54 Loved the bears, hey dude, over here!

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 08:31 PM (qpolg)

55 Tasha has some cool ears. Funny dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

56 Who at CNN benefits from the shakeup?

That is all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2021 08:32 PM (BFigT)

57 Weasel, that's what I'm saying!
In fact, if you were to headline next Sunday's post as "Weasel's Gunz and Gossip" you'd probably get a bunch of aspiring 'Ettes to comment!

Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:32 PM (a8b7P)

58 47 >>a lot of unexpected resignations today, due to Ghislaine trial surprise.


What surprise?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (bDqIh)

That it was rigged?

Posted by: redchief at November 30, 2021 08:32 PM (Kab4E)

59 I usually pace and make faces at the dog...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 08:29 PM (kBuGL)


I read that as feces...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 08:32 PM (wAnMi)

60 @47

The FAA said-whoopsie!! Here are 700 flight records for Epstein's plane that no one has seen before! sorry, our bad!

And then twitter guy, as well as executives at walmart and MSNBC unexpectedly resign. And Cuomo.

Someone else, too, but I forget who it was.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:33 PM (AwPyG)

61 59 Weasel, that's what I'm saying!
In fact, if you were to headline next Sunday's post as "Weasel's Gunz and Gossip" you'd probably get a bunch of aspiring 'Ettes to comment!
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:32 PM (a8b7P)
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Well it does have a nice ring to it!

Posted by: Weasel at November 30, 2021 08:33 PM (0IeYL)

62 120 i thought fugazi meant "fake" but that link says it means "broken beyond repair."

Is there a similar word that means fake?
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 07:36 PM (0G13K)

Fauci
Posted by: Flyover at November 30, 2021 08:22 PM (Rbu5d)

Golf clap
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 08:32 PM (M+Lyo)

This got Willowed, but I thought it was funny

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 08:34 PM (M+Lyo)

63 Wait, Insty's bit on Toobin is interesting. Toobin was jerking it on a zoom call- what does that have to do with MeToo? He is a meatball cad who should be fired for not having any sense of boundaries.

in fairness, what are you going to do when you're on hold
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 08:28 PM (0G13K)

He should be fired because there are 1000 lefty lawyers that would be more coherent and nicer looking than him.

And for wanking off.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2021 08:34 PM (eoQWY)

64 >>The FAA said-whoopsie!! Here are 700 flight records for Epstein's plane that no one has seen before! sorry, our bad!


WOW!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 08:34 PM (bDqIh)

65 I'm sure that weird fish has a pocket protector.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 08:34 PM (cSyAR)

66 I learned a few days ago that some Amazon tribes immunize their kids to poison dart frog toxin by repeatedly burning their skin and applying the toxin. Sure, the burning hurts and then the toxin but, you know, it's not as bad as when American kids are addressed by the wrong pronoun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 08:34 PM (FVME7)

67 LOL at the cafe's new title.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 08:35 PM (+jNil)

68 Who at CNN benefits from the shakeup?
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Is America ready for Brian Stelter in primetime?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 30, 2021 08:35 PM (sGnvY)

69 >>>67 I'm sure that weird fish has a pocket protector.

At night it turns into Buddy Love.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 08:35 PM (0G13K)

70 I posited this morning that these records were a good sign- it seems clear that the fix was in, with the shady judge and prosecutor, and the media black out. I'm sure a lot of people felt they weren't going to be found out.

Surprise!

They also said Guiffre (the prince andrew girl) wasn't going to testify. I wouldn't be surprised if she's a rebuttal witness, out of the blue.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:35 PM (AwPyG)

71 I learned a few days ago that some Amazon tribes immunize their kids to poison dart frog toxin by repeatedly burning their skin and applying the toxin. Sure, the burning hurts and then the toxin but, you know, it's not as bad as when American kids are addressed by the wrong pronoun.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 08:34 PM (FVME7)
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That's how my parents did it!

Posted by: Weasel at November 30, 2021 08:35 PM (0IeYL)

72 Gomerfish.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 30, 2021 08:36 PM (AlkyK)

73 Is it too soon to turn this into a gun thread? Taurus goes off if you shake it.

Cool. I have the PT-609 Pro. Time to go out in the yard and see what happens. Looks like I have a rock-solid defense in case of self-defense shooting.

"I was so scared that my hands starting shaking and the gun knew the trouble I was in and killed the bad guy and his henchmen!"

Its the gun's fault!

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at November 30, 2021 08:36 PM (rfXDH)

74 The strange fish is a sheepshead -- Archosargus probatocephalus...
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2021 08:31 PM (lrmsj)

California Sheephead are stranger

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_sheephead

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 08:36 PM (M+Lyo)

75 Is America ready for Brian Stelter in primetime?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 30, 2021 08:35 PM (sGnvY)

America- the Eyes of Tater are Upon You!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2021 08:36 PM (kBuGL)

76 Is it too soon to turn this into a gun thread? Taurus goes off if you shake it.

https://youtu.be/2fn6GFSwTEw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 08:23 PM (FVME7)


I know somebody who thought these guns were the shit for the price - I always thought just shit. That's scary AF.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 08:37 PM (wAnMi)

77 And then twitter guy, as well as executives at walmart and MSNBC unexpectedly resign. And Cuomo.

Someone else, too, but I forget who it was.


Tasha the dog. That's why he's hiding.

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 08:37 PM (ZsR3z)

78 the fact that toobin did this, and that biden openly gropes little children just shows they believe they are untouchable (heh). We should find out why they think this

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:38 PM (AwPyG)

79 Welcome back ace!
I hope you had a lovely vacation. I also hope that you have confidence now that your kingdom won't burn if you take time off. You can do so with confidence that your folks will keep the ship sailing, perhaps slightly off course, but still floating with most everyone still here.

*smooch!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2021 08:38 PM (U2p+3)

80 That's how my parents did it!
Posted by: Weasel at November 30, 2021 08:35 PM (0IeYL)

They rubbed you with weasels ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 08:38 PM (M+Lyo)

81 Well I'm at trivia again. Hopefully we won't finish dead last.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 08:38 PM (+jNil)

82 Woman in Walmart checking her groceries at one of those scan stations. Scan station quits working so naturally she just walks out with all the groceries. Arrested for shop lifting. Just won $2 million in a lawsuit for false arrest. "It wasn't her fault". The world is truly ending.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 30, 2021 08:38 PM (oWBc3)

83
My Dad: Time for you to learn how to swim.
*Tosses me in lake*

Amazon Dad: Time for you to learn how to not be killed by frogs.
*Applies blowtorch*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 08:38 PM (kTF2Z)

84 That's how my parents did it!

And some day, when you accidently eat a small, colorful frog and then wonder "oh sh*t, was that a poison dart frog?" you'll think back and say "thanks, mom!"

Posted by: Oddbob at November 30, 2021 08:38 PM (nfrXX)

85 in fairness, what are you going to do when you're on hold
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 08:28 PM (0G13K)


Well, that'll take ten, fifteen seconds off the wait.

Maybe 20 if you've got really good control. You know, like a porn star or something. Professional level ejaculation control.

But then, what're you going to do?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2021 08:39 PM (OMayC)

86 Tonypete, glad to see you're here. Next time cruising the Buckeye state in your Lambo, head up to Warren and get some chili dogs and fries at the Hot Dog Shoppe on West Market. Neighbor and I were just talking about the merits of chili dogs. Don't forget to rip off a bottle of malt vinegar.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 30, 2021 08:39 PM (C1Lsn)

87 TonyPete, so far I have explained:
1. Being Willowed
2. JJ Sefton's Morning Doom & Gloom
3. Bluebell's place in the Universe
4. Bluebell's shiv
5. What Sponge means
6. Who Sponge is
7. Bacon Wenches
8. Ben Had
9. Ben Had's kitchen table

I'm sure there's more. It's an ongoing process.

Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:39 PM (a8b7P)

88 Taurus goes off if you shake it.
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In fairness to Taurus, that's old and they corrected the problem long ago. I know some people think Taurus is still junk, but I think they're now an excellent manufacturer of value-priced guns.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 30, 2021 08:40 PM (sWM8x)

89 Here's a big hit song from the 1930's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At9PR03romM
Dudes were like the Rush of their time.
Enjoy!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (OMayC)


A couple of fave CD's of mine are the Carl Stalling series put out in the 90's - well #1 was really the best. Used to drive my employees nuts I'd listen to this shit in my office (it's good to be da king). I love this stuff.

https://youtu.be/yJZambICrqM

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 08:41 PM (wAnMi)

90 Man those barking frogs are hilarious!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 08:41 PM (eJn7u)

91 T
8. Ben Had
9. Ben Had's kitchen table

I'm sure there's more. It's an ongoing process.
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:39 PM (a8b7P)

Machines for Sale
CheChe 2.0

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 08:41 PM (M+Lyo)

92 TonyPete, so far I have explained...
I'm sure there's more. It's an ongoing process.


Pudding?

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 08:41 PM (ZsR3z)

93 Well I'm at trivia again. Hopefully we won't finish dead last.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 08:38 PM (+jNil)

Can you call on the expertise of The Horde?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 08:42 PM (cSyAR)

94 >>>Baby hears for the first time.

That baby looked so cute smiling and giggling. Quick, someone slap a mask on him.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 30, 2021 08:42 PM (hVqGz)

95 Damn, Kamala's a porker. I think that's the first video I've ever seen of her ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 08:42 PM (mZ3xv)

96 ugg boots?

Posted by: free tibet at November 30, 2021 08:42 PM (BOG6D)

97 46 Here's a big hit song from the 1930's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At9PR03romM

Dudes were like the Rush of their time.

Enjoy!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (OMayC)

that reminds me of one of the really old Loony Tunes cartoons.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 08:42 PM (evAgx)

98 Cuomo will be rehabilitated faster than Jerkoff Toobin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2021 08:42 PM (EZebt)

99
That baby looked so cute smiling and giggling. Quick, someone slap a mask on him.


Pity he's such an irredeemable racist.

Posted by: The Salvation Army at November 30, 2021 08:43 PM (ZsR3z)

100 I'm sure there's more. It's an ongoing process.
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:39 PM (a8b7P)


The Barrel. Sous vide that shit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 08:43 PM (+jNil)

101 Well sure, I guess you could somehow sorta inoculate your kids against poison frogs by burning them and leaving horrible scars. Or you could, I dunno, teach them to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM POISON FROGS. But that's just me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 08:43 PM (kTF2Z)

102 Damn, Kamala's a porker. I think that's the first video I've ever seen of her ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 08:42 PM (mZ3xv)

Squeal !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 08:43 PM (M+Lyo)

103 There's something odd about that fish.

Posted by: AOC at November 30, 2021 08:43 PM (0hbQ6)

104 CNN looking to get Larry King back

Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2021 08:43 PM (us2H3)

105 The only thing missing from that Kamala video is the flaming clown boner ... and maybe some kneepads.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 08:44 PM (mZ3xv)

106 49 I'd like a border collie, but always assumed getting a dog that's smarter than I am would probably spell disaster.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (wAnMi)

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Well, I doubt the dog could spell "disaster", so you'd at least be one up on him there.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 08:44 PM (CAJOC)

107 I'm sure there's more. It's an ongoing process.

Victory tits. Might as well take the initiative and get it out of the way now.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 30, 2021 08:44 PM (nfrXX)

108 8. Ben Had
9. Ben Had's kitchen table
I'm sure there's more. It's an ongoing process.
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:39 PM (a8b7P)
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Alex the Chick is pocket-sized; Buzzion is dead and, apparently, FenelonSpoke killed him; ShainS suffers from ampersand envy

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 30, 2021 08:44 PM (AlkyK)

109 That Taurus video is disturbing. Must have the striker just resting on something (the sear?), on the edge, for it to go off when shaken like that.

Learned a new term. "Travada" - safety on. My Portuguese and gun phases did not overlap, need to learn up relevant terms.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2021 08:44 PM (OTzUX)

110 I don't really go in for the cute animal videos. I prefer rampant, killer animal videos. But I LOVE the cute baby videos. Especially where a sick or disabled baby is having a life changing, positive outcome and overcoming the bullshit they've been dealt. Moar of those, please.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 08:44 PM (JtPV8)

111 Waves to Mrs. TP! Long time since Corsicana ...
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

Awww - you made her smile.

Honestly, she had a ball but truly did not quite know what to expect. This group really beggars accurate description to the uninitiated.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 08:44 PM (mD/uy)

112 Can you call on the expertise of The Horde?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 08:42 PM (cSyAR)


No, I have to put my phone away when we start. I want to bribe Broseidon to come to one of these things so we.can kick ass for a change.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 08:45 PM (+jNil)

113 96 >>>Baby hears for the first time.
That baby looked so cute smiling and giggling.
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Those hearing-for-the-first-time videos get me every time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 30, 2021 08:45 PM (sWM8x)

114 Woman in Walmart checking her groceries at one of those scan stations. Scan station quits working so naturally she just walks out with all the groceries. Arrested for shop lifting. Just won $2 million in a lawsuit for false arrest. "It wasn't her fault". The world is truly ending.
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 30, 2021 08:38 PM (oWBc3)

I am a shopper, not a checker. I scan the upc. No beep? Not my problem.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2021 08:45 PM (Pw26M)

115 They rubbed you with weasels ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 08:38 PM (M+Lyo)
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It was the way of my people!

Posted by: Weasel at November 30, 2021 08:46 PM (0IeYL)

116 garrett is gay. nttawwt

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:47 PM (AwPyG)

117 100 Cuomo will be rehabilitated faster than Jerkoff Toobin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2021 08:42 PM (EZebt)

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He'll secure an endowment as the Brian Williams Memorial Emeritus Chair at the Associated Press.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 08:47 PM (mZ3xv)

118 All my Taurus data, which is all indirect, has been positive. Know one very experienced and savvy gun nut who lurves his 41mag revolvers, forget model number.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2021 08:47 PM (OTzUX)

119 When I saw the headline I thought for a minute Rob Reiner had been fired.

Posted by: jdgalt1 at November 30, 2021 08:47 PM (3SFo/)

120 Awww - you made her smile. [icon_smile.gif] Honestly, she had a ball but truly did not quite know what to expect. This group really beggars accurate description to the uninitiated.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 08:44 PM (mD/uy)


See, now I feel like I've accomplished something tonight.

Honestly, I didn't know what to expect from the group either, but it was certainly worth the effort to find out.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 30, 2021 08:47 PM (Agr8U)

121 sometimes rainmundo makes sense, but mostly not

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:47 PM (AwPyG)

122 Kamala can't even be excited about her new campaign bus without sounding like a condescending cumdumpster.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2021 08:48 PM (Pw26M)

123 I was really good at the first generation Trivial Pursuit board game.

For instance, I knew the traditional name of a curling team.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 08:48 PM (cSyAR)

124 In fairness to Taurus, that's old and they corrected the problem long ago. I know some people think Taurus is still junk, but I think they're now an excellent manufacturer of value-priced guns.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 30, 2021 08:40 PM (sWM8x)


I just love dunking on Taurus, sort of like the Beatles. I haven't touched one of their semi's for 7 or so years, but was impressed with a revolver I handled not too long ago as far as fit and finish. TBH, there's some impressive gun manufacturers coming from places I never would have expected a few years ago - Canik and Tisas Zigana come to mind, even if a bit copy-cattish.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 08:48 PM (wAnMi)

125 I see Darth Austin has told the OK Gov to pound sand in regards to the Guard and Wuhan Flu shots.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 08:48 PM (/12FE)

126 garrett is gay. nttawwt
Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:47 PM (AwPyG)


Jackstraw is a stoner.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 08:48 PM (+jNil)

127 114 Can you call on the expertise of The Horde?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 08:42 PM (cSyAR)


No, I have to put my phone away when we start. I want to bribe Broseidon to come to one of these things so we.can kick ass for a change.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 08:45 PM (+jNil)

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Well, I guess we'll find out if the Horde Hive Mind is effective over great distances.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 08:48 PM (CAJOC)

128 >>I hope you had a lovely vacation. I also hope that you have confidence now that your kingdom won't burn if you take time off. You can do so with confidence that your folks will keep the ship sailing, perhaps slightly off course, but still floating with most everyone still here.


Thank you, nurse. I did. And I do have confidence in the cobs. It is kind of hard to pull away, worrying that the site will just burn down, but of course they did a great job and everything ran smoothly.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 08:49 PM (0G13K)

129 The most important info for new commenters:

The 100 comment rule

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2021 08:49 PM (Pw26M)

130 May daughter asked me why the frogs were trying to kill her. Well, that was it for me. I fell into her arms, sobbing. We sat there for a while, crying. Then I BURNED THE FUCK OUT OF HER AND APPLIED FROG TOXIN!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 08:49 PM (kTF2Z)

131 CNN looking to get Larry King back
Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2021 08:43 PM (us2H3)



from beyond the grave ?

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 08:49 PM (V13WU)

132 Trying to think how many years it's been since I've seen anything on CNN. Haven't had a TV for a while, but we're talking way before that. Knew some of their int'l people (who were actually pretty decent) a while back. Without the abuse they take here, I'd not really know they still existed.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2021 08:49 PM (OTzUX)

133 Don't forget to explain Buzzion and Garrett. And Masturbatin' Pete.

I put in an order to Garrett Wade for Christmas stuff. Everytime I see the email I think, "Wait, I didn't send Garrett any money".

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 30, 2021 08:49 PM (5HBd1)

134 Yeah, OK Governor is another decepticon. In the reddest state in the US

He's not long for the job

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:49 PM (AwPyG)

135 The Taurus vid is from 2015. Still relevant? I dunno. I have a Taurus Spectrum .380 crap gun that I keep in my truck at all times, in all weather.

It shoots.

That's about all I'd expect.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2021 08:50 PM (BFigT)

136 they did a great job and everything ran smoothly.






except that one time.....

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 08:50 PM (V13WU)

137 Bluebell will shiv you.

Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2021 08:50 PM (0hbQ6)

138 One of the most stupid things about our time is that you've got a group of people that claim to be "anti-fasc" that want a system of PAPERS PLEASE and concentration camps for the people they don't like.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 08:50 PM (ESjRY)

139 So when he says "I'm pulling for you ..."

What's he pulling ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 30, 2021 08:50 PM (nLrWw)

140 Luckily Ace, the CoBs hid the matches and gasoline

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 08:51 PM (/12FE)

141 I scan and watch the screen to make sure it takes, both for my benefit and the stores. Not much on San Francisco discounts.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 30, 2021 08:51 PM (oWBc3)

142 >>Those hearing-for-the-first-time videos get me every time.

Me too.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 08:51 PM (ZLI7S)

143 Oh, and speaking of, RI Red, be sure to explain the Hive Mind.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 08:51 PM (CAJOC)

144 For instance, I knew the traditional name of a curling team.

What, you're just going to leave us hanging like that? I won't be able to sleep tonight without knowing.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 30, 2021 08:51 PM (nfrXX)

145 >>The most important info for new commenters:

The 100 comment rule


No, what's most important is to remember to avoid the barrel -- while also figuring out what not to do to get into the barrel.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 08:51 PM (bDqIh)

146 berserker went on a metal cruise, and had many an adventure

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:51 PM (AwPyG)

147 Bluebell will shiv you.
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2021 08:50 PM (0hbQ6)


TJM really, really, really likes Prometheus.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 08:52 PM (+jNil)

148 Poor bluebell gets such a bad rap around here.

Posted by: Weasel at November 30, 2021 08:52 PM (0IeYL)

149 Thank you, nurse. I did. And I do have confidence in the cobs. It is kind of hard to pull away, worrying that the site will just burn down, but of course they did a great job and everything ran smoothly.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 08:49 PM (0G13K)
===
We debated which night was most appropriate for flame wars. Friday, of course.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2021 08:52 PM (EZebt)

150 Machines for Sale
CheChe 2.0
Pudding?
The Barrel. Sous vide that shit
Victory tits. Might as well take the initiative and get it out of the way now.
Alex the Chick is pocket-sized; Buzzion is dead and, apparently, FenelonSpoke killed him; ShainS suffers from ampersand envy
118 garrett is gay. nttawwt

Wow. My work is cut out.

Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:52 PM (a8b7P)

151 Buck-toothed fish wearing sun glasses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

152 And let her know that the medical advice is always to slap a hot iron to it. or wear an onion on your belt

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 30, 2021 08:52 PM (5HBd1)

153 Most important rules?

If you don't understand a word, do not look it up or ask.
Rule 34 is real.
The Barrel always needs fluffers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 08:53 PM (/12FE)

154 TJM really, really, really likes Prometheus.
Posted by: Jordan61

*snort

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 30, 2021 08:53 PM (OX9vb)

155 nobody crosses bluebell. nobody

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:53 PM (AwPyG)

156 Just let that sink in for a while : Fredo Cuomo is CNN's number one guy.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at November 30, 2021 08:53 PM (F6Xpw)

157 Maybe CNN will hire Terry McAuliffe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2021 08:53 PM (Pw26M)

158 that reminds me of one of the really old Loony Tunes cartoons.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 08:42 PM (evAgx)


Merry Go Round Broke Down was used frequently in the early Merry Melodies - see the Carl Stalling I just posted. The Carl Stalling Project vol 1 is still in print (for chea), 2 is out of print (for not cheap). 1 was my favorite between the 2.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 08:53 PM (wAnMi)

159 Neighborhood Watch Dog is a Good Boy. Tasha is a cutie.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 08:53 PM (W+kMI)

160 Ten days and a wake up and I'm out of Illinois forever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 08:54 PM (kTF2Z)

161 Oh and don't follow any of Zombie's links

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 30, 2021 08:54 PM (5HBd1)

162 except that one time.....

Posted by: runner


At band camp...

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 08:54 PM (ZsR3z)

163 and everything ran smoothly.
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Only the one casualty.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 30, 2021 08:54 PM (sGnvY)

164 Came across 2 errors in the original Trivial Pursuit, while playing with then-gf's family. Father didn't seem to like me pointing it out - but once was when I had the correct answer and the card had something else (actually both were correct, that's the error). Amazing coincidence as to how I knew the "other" correct answer. Don't think her dad believed me.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2021 08:54 PM (OTzUX)

165 Every Scog-Dog link is to spiders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 08:54 PM (/12FE)

166 Wow. My work is cut out.

Posted by: RI Red

Don't forget the otters.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 08:55 PM (9hXN1)

167 And make sure she knows that to click on the link is to do so at one's peril.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 30, 2021 08:55 PM (OX9vb)

168 Nigel Farage is interviewing Trump at 2 pm tomorrow on GBnews TV.
(Free streaming at their website)
https://www.gbnews.uk/

I've been checking in on Mark Steyn's website and saw that he's been filling in for Farage on his GB News show while Farage recorded the interview. Steyn has a regular show there on Fridays. British news from Steyn seems to be a lot like US news from Steyn - Covid and immigration and government perfidy.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 30, 2021 08:55 PM (xqRaG)

169 Just let that sink in for a while : Fredo Cuomo is CNN's number one guy.
Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at November 30, 2021 08:53 PM (F6Xpw)
To be fair not even Tater's mom likes him.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 08:55 PM (cSyAR)

170 CNN might hire Dan Mullen, I hear he's looking

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:55 PM (AwPyG)

171 Ten days and a wake up and I'm out of Illinois forever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 08:54 PM (kTF2Z)


Yay!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 08:55 PM (+jNil)

172 in fairness, what are you going to do when you're on hold
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 08:28 PM (0G13K)


Hopefully something that won't make the chair smell funny

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 08:55 PM (P9T5R)

173 If you ask that goofy-looking fish nicely, he might grant you a wish.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 08:55 PM (W+kMI)

174 To be fair not even Tater's mom likes him.

Tater or Fredo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 08:56 PM (/12FE)

175 Never, ever copy and paste the whole thread!

*hangs head*

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 08:56 PM (qpolg)

176 I'm laughing and Mrs. Red is asking, "What's so funny?"
I'm adding to my list.

Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:56 PM (a8b7P)

177 Bluebell will shiv you.
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2021 08:50 PM (0hbQ6)

TJM really, really, really likes Prometheus.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 08:52 PM (+jNil)


I started watching that again the other night (free on Amazoid) and bailed in the first 5 minutes. The terrible all came rushing back to me, which my mind had apparently blocked out like some sort of childhood trauma. I think I watched something deeper, like Happy Gilmore.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 08:56 PM (wAnMi)

178 That fish became a regular on My Three Sons.

Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2021 08:57 PM (0hbQ6)

179 Came across 2 errors in the original Trivial Pursuit, while playing with then-gf's family. Father didn't seem to like me pointing it out - but once was when I had the correct answer and the card had something else (actually both were correct, that's the error). Amazing coincidence as to how I knew the "other" correct answer. Don't think her dad believed me.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2021 08:54 PM (OTzUX)

I whipped my friend's parents at trivial pursuit when I was 16. They didn't know what to think. I had hair past the middle of my back. I was a bookworm when I was a kid

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 08:57 PM (M+Lyo)

180 be fair not even Tater's mom likes him.

Tater or Fredo?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 08:56 PM (/12FE)

Tater's mom doesn't like Tater. She probably doesn't like Fredo either.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 08:57 PM (cSyAR)

181 20 Thomas, who was never good enough to be top of the sport as a male athlete, now dominates womens college records.

Definition of a loser.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2021 08:22 PM (Xrfse)


On the one hand, this shit pisses me off.

On the other hand, I figure most of the people directly affected by this shit are libs who are in favor of the gender confusion bullshit, so fuck 'em.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at November 30, 2021 08:57 PM (F6Xpw)

182 172 CNN might hire Dan Mullen, I hear he's looking
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LOL

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 30, 2021 08:57 PM (sWM8x)

183 You just can't break pudding on new people unwares.

With time and patience, they will come to their own understanding that the pudding was always there, waiting for them.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 08:57 PM (LVgqo)

184 >>Most important rules?

Never click the link in commenter "zombie's" nic.
I do wish zombie would stop by, though. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 08:58 PM (bDqIh)

185 How many more days until the curve is flat?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2021 08:58 PM (Pw26M)

186 Maybe CNN will hire Erik Ericson

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 08:58 PM (/12FE)

187 twitter.com/Brick_Suit/status/1465830283836489733
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (1t5dY)


To be honest, he makes a decent Frida. Bit heavy.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 08:58 PM (P9T5R)

188 ust let that sink in for a while : Fredo Cuomo is CNN's number one guy.
Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at November 30, 2021 08:53 PM (F6Xpw)
To be fair not even Tater's mom likes him.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 08:55 PM (cSyAR)


I give it to 1/22 and he'll be back with some sort of new show. Maybe they'll actually call it an opinion show - but I doubt it. It'll probably be all about doxxing, which CNN will claim to be the leading edge of, in association with twitter.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 08:58 PM (wAnMi)

189 180 That fish became a regular on My Three Sons.
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2021 08:57 PM (0hbQ6)

It all began when someone said...

"I wish, I wish, I wish... I wish I were a Fish!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 08:58 PM (evAgx)

190 I want Tasha Doggie.

Posted by: Flyover at November 30, 2021 08:59 PM (Rbu5d)

191 [Troll]

Well that's good news then; he'll be back in classes tomorrow. Wouldn't want to miss any school.

Posted by: Dad of Six at November 30, 2021 08:59 PM (kSZfR)

192 Never ask the Horde for dating or medical advice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 08:59 PM (/12FE)

193 Fish looks like some kind of sheepshead. Creepy fish with teeth like people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2021 08:59 PM (7cRTM)

194 Totally utterly completely fake.

Posted by: MikeN at November 30, 2021 08:59 PM (j1b7B)

195
That fish became a regular on My Three Sons.
Posted by: davidt


Ernie Fish

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 09:00 PM (63Dwl)

196 90 Taurus goes off if you shake it.
---
In fairness to Taurus, that's old and they corrected the problem long ago. I know some people think Taurus is still junk, but I think they're now an excellent manufacturer of value-priced guns.
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Taurus has upped their game, improved their manufacturing & QC, and added more models to their lineup. Which is more than you can say for Colt these days.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:00 PM (W+kMI)

197 Ten days and a wake up and I'm out of Illinois forever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 08:54 PM (kTF2Z)

Now that you have given IL time to plan, it will never let you leave

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2021 09:00 PM (Pw26M)

198 I'm laughing and Mrs. Red is asking, "What's so funny?"
I'm adding to my list.
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:56 PM


Shelves
Power tools
Vespas
The purity of The ONT
Yoko
Ottoman man

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2021 09:00 PM (a3Q+t)

199 You forgot the healing power of the word "And"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:01 PM (/12FE)

200 Which is more than you can say for Colt these days.

Posted by: exdem13

Colt is now owned by CZ.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 09:01 PM (9hXN1)

201 Taurus has upped their game, improved their manufacturing & QC, and added more models to their lineup. Which is more than you can say for Colt these days.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:00 PM (W+kMI)

They had that weird smoothed out CCW model that looks like a space gun.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2021 09:01 PM (7cRTM)

202 ...
Ottoman man
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2021 09:00 PM (a3Q+t)

------------------------

Easy there, buddy! We want her to stay!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 09:01 PM (CAJOC)

203 You forgot the healing power of the word "And"
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:01 PM (/12FE)
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The AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 30, 2021 09:02 PM (AlkyK)

204 @199

Remember when Biden threatened to prevent everyone from going to florida, if they didn't fall in line.

What a tool

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:02 PM (AwPyG)

205 (adds mrs red to The List)

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at November 30, 2021 09:02 PM (0hbQ6)

206 >>>131 The most important info for new commenters:

The 100 comment rule


...

um...

no.

no...!

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 09:02 PM (0G13K)

207 Ottoman man and Mop-n-Glo gal; images that will live in infamy

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:02 PM (/12FE)

208 Biden Admin planning to mandate that all people coming into the country must quarantine for seven days. Including American citizens.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 09:02 PM (kTF2Z)

209 Apple Music has both Carl Stalling Project albums for download, should you want to create a cartoon soundtrack for your life.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2021 09:03 PM (5NkmN)

210 The real mystery is how that fish got the Groucho Marx glasses.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 30, 2021 09:03 PM (sWM8x)

211 116 Woman in Walmart checking her groceries at one of those scan stations. Scan station quits working so naturally she just walks out with all the groceries. Arrested for shop lifting. Just won $2 million in a lawsuit for false arrest. "It wasn't her fault". The world is truly ending.
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at November 30, 2021 08:38 PM (oWBc3)

I am a shopper, not a checker. I scan the upc. No beep? Not my problem.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4gOIt-M02A

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:03 PM (W+kMI)

212 I'm sure it's been said before but it deserves saying again: Jill Biden is the Yoko Ono of DC Democrats.

Posted by: CppThis at November 30, 2021 09:04 PM (UewuT)

213 We have a prayer list and a commenter that makes lovely Rosaries for the Horde. There's the Pet, Chess, Gardening, and Gun threads. Too bad we can't have those weird graphics for them, like they used for Geo-cities.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 30, 2021 09:04 PM (5HBd1)

214 >> I'm laughing and Mrs. Red is asking, "What's so funny?"


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 30, 2021 09:04 PM (bDqIh)

215 Ottoman man and Mop-n-Glo gal; images that will live in infamy
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:02 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Hairless cat with a wig at November 30, 2021 09:04 PM (a3Q+t)

216 Exdem13

Dec 14th Fathom Events is bringing to select theaters Macross Plus the Movie for one night only

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:04 PM (/12FE)

217 How could I gut and pan fry a fish that looks like a guy I knew in high school?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 09:04 PM (cSyAR)

218 202 Which is more than you can say for Colt these days.

Posted by: exdem13

Colt is now owned by CZ.
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Which changes nothing that I've said about Colt for the present. It might change in the future, since again, unlike Colt, CZ has worked hard at upping their game and expanding their market.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:05 PM (W+kMI)

219 105 There's something odd about that fish.

Posted by: AOC at November 30, 2021 08:43 PM (0hbQ6)
--------------------

I agree, but I can't quite put my finger between it.

Posted by: Hon. Gov. Stacey "Tank" Abrams (GAp-D) at November 30, 2021 09:05 PM (lNHqD)

220 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Hairless cat with a wig


You're a Gelfling and disturbing...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:05 PM (/12FE)

221 RI

no carrots in the Chili

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 09:05 PM (M+Lyo)

222 You can all just kiss my ass.

Posted by: Naked Ottoman Guy at November 30, 2021 09:05 PM (sWM8x)

223 219 Exdem13

Dec 14th Fathom Events is bringing to select theaters Macross Plus the Movie for one night only
----------
Sweet. It'll probably be the dub version, but the dub did have some decent acting, so no real loss. Easily worth it to see the action on the big screen.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:06 PM (W+kMI)

224 194 Never ask the Horde for dating or medical advice.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 08:59 PM (/12FE)


I would suggest that asking is fine. Taking the advice may indicate a certain level of mental instability.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 30, 2021 09:06 PM (8B3T1)

225 >>> Ottoman man and Mop-n-Glo gal; images that will live in infamy
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:02 PM (/12FE)


It'd be nice if they found each other and made it work out. The wedding reception after-party would be a hit.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 09:06 PM (LVgqo)

226 You can all just kiss my ass.
Posted by: Naked Ottoman Guy at November 30, 2021 09:05 PM (sWM8x)

Are you Stelter's dad ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 09:06 PM (M+Lyo)

227 >>>We debated which night was most appropriate for flame wars. Friday, of course.


thanks for doing it during lower-trafficked periods.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2021 09:07 PM (0G13K)

228 90 Taurus goes off if you shake it.
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In fairness to Taurus, that's old and they corrected the problem long ago. I know some people think Taurus is still junk, but I think they're now an excellent manufacturer of value-priced guns.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 30, 2021 08:40 PM (sWM8x)


From what I've seen, Taurus quality seems to go in cycles. They make crap for a few years, then improve their quality for a while, then go back to making crap. To complicate things, the quality cycles for revolvers and semiautos don't seem to be synchronized.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at November 30, 2021 09:07 PM (F6Xpw)

229 my wife said that fish looked like Mr. Limpet's drinking buddy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 09:07 PM (evAgx)

230 211 Biden Admin planning to mandate that all people coming into the country must quarantine for seven days. Including American citizens.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 09:02 PM (kTF2Z)
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Except illegals, I'm sure.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 30, 2021 09:08 PM (xqRaG)

231 I would suggest that asking is fine. Taking the advice may indicate a certain level of mental instability.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 30, 2021 09:06 PM (8B3T1)

I think anyone that wants to date already had mental instability. Dating is awful.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2021 09:08 PM (7cRTM)

232 I'm watching the latest episode of Fear the Walking Dead in which neo-Huns trebuchet zombies into a high-rise fortress. Excellent! Shades of Tatars/Genoa.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 30, 2021 09:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

233 94 TonyPete, so far I have explained...
I'm sure there's more. It's an ongoing process.

Pudding?

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 08:41 PM (ZsR3z)


How about lace wigs and cat filters?

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at November 30, 2021 09:08 PM (F6Xpw)

234 LOLOL... The baby's saying "oooh-wee-oooh-doooby-daaaahba-dooooo," etc.

Her older sister says "Dang! She's really rockin' that Biden impression!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 09:08 PM (JtPV8)

235 Has it been much talked about that within the same 2 day period Facebook happens to announce that it's going to ban accounts questioning social distancing and masks....

And Youtube announces "in the interests of transparancy" that all accounts are now subject to a "strikes" policy to deplatform...

And Twitter's new CEO happens to announce he's not so into the whole "First Amendment" thing?

They are so prepping the battlespace.

Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 09:08 PM (w/5KC)

236 How do you describe the noise Ottoman guy makes when he changes position on the ottoman?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 09:09 PM (cSyAR)

237 Jackstraw is a stoner.
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Jackstraw is from RI I believe. We're all stoners, it's what we do. My hospital discharge papers even say " medical marijuana - as required.

Posted by: From That Time at November 30, 2021 09:09 PM (4780s)

238 Exdem13

Got Dan Worren and Richard Epcar to autograph my Macross Plus the Movie This Is Animation art book.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:09 PM (/12FE)

239 The correlation between Maxwell's testimony and the departures at CNN?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2021 09:09 PM (BFigT)

240 ace, you are such a good sport! In a good way.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 09:09 PM (qpolg)

241 >>Are you Stelter's dad ?


Try Freud's son!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 09:10 PM (bDqIh)

242 I hope Snickers and his young owner take up Pack Burro Racing someday. They would be naturals.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at November 30, 2021 09:10 PM (0tmoY)

243 Is there a human being - I'm being generous here - more phony than Kamala "Heels Up" Harris?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:10 PM (YqDXo)

244 @238

Luckily, there's gab.

Strange how twitter acts like they are the only game in town.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:10 PM (AwPyG)

245 To be fair not even Tater's mom likes him.

Tater or Fredo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 08:56 PM (/12FE)

Yes.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:10 PM (SH2Zi)

246 Ah Jeff Toobin--spankin' the monkey and chokin' the chicken.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (cn6vO)

247 Every day is JJ's birthday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (MRr/m)

248 Is there a human being - I'm being generous here - more phony than Kamala "Heels Up" Harris?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:10 PM (YqDXo)

Hillary ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (M+Lyo)

249 Todd and karaoke night.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (mNhhD)

250 Biden Admin planning to mandate that all people coming into the country must quarantine for seven days. Including American citizens.
Duke Lowell

Please tell me this is a threat, not a EO with an actual date or whatever, or else many folks I know that have cross-border lives just had their Christmas completely ruined. Does it include land borders?

Posted by: old chick at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (sOete)

251 Her older sister says "Dang! She's really rockin' that Biden impression!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

LOL. That girl is a treasure!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (OX9vb)

252 RI Red, you don't need to explain to her about me - she's met me, remember?

Tell her never, ever, EVER look up anything from here that she doesn't understand. Ever.

Ever.

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (wyw4S)

253 64...This got Willowed, but I thought it was funny
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 08:34 PM (M+Lyo)

Posted by: Flyover at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (Rbu5d)

254
And Twitter's new CEO happens to announce he's not so into the whole "First Amendment" thing?

They are so prepping the battlespace.
Posted by: Zek


Supposedly banning videos unless the person in the video approves.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (63Dwl)

255 [troll]

WP - did you see the statement put out earlier by the HS that "all is well" from a few days ago?

I can't find the fooking thing now of course. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (mD/uy)

256 Does Kamala have hot sauce in her purse?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (/12FE)

257 More phony: Meghan Markle.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 09:12 PM (mNhhD)

258 the left has also been prepping the battlespace about 'deep fake" videos that show people in compromising positions.

Heh. Can't wait.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:12 PM (AwPyG)

259 Ace, we may have hit on a future post (although I think it may have been done before):
Things You Have To Explain To Your Significant Others About The Weird Site You Hang Out At.

Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 09:12 PM (a8b7P)

260 Go ahead, explain it to her.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (0hbQ6)

261 131 The most important info for new commenters:

The 100 comment rule

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2021 08:49 PM (Pw26M)


I think the most important rule is that you should always compose your witty post in M$Word, then copy/paste it into the comment box.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (F6Xpw)

262 No no no, no Nancy Pelosi or Frederica Wilson in compromising positions...

Rapture!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (/12FE)

263 Is there a human being - I'm being generous here - more phony than Kamala "Heels Up" Harris?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:10 PM (YqDXo)

I'd say Hill Dawg, but I'm with Alex Jones on his "actual Demon from Hell" assessment of her. I'm hard pressed to come up with a more disingenuous human.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (JtPV8)

264 >>> Does Kamala have hot sauce in her purse?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (/12FE)


"Hot sauce in her purse" is a pretty great euphemism for STD

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (LVgqo)

265 It's going to be funny if reddit winds up setting the pace.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (AwPyG)

266 251 Is there a human being - I'm being generous here - more phony than Kamala "Heels Up" Harris?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:10 PM (YqDXo)

Hillary ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (M+Lyo)
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Sorry, but no. Even Hillary has yield price of place to Kamala. She's the Bo Jackson of phoniness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (YqDXo)

267 Tell her never, ever, EVER look up anything from here that she doesn't understand. Ever.

Ever.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (wyw4S)

ESPECIALLY stay away from the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (evAgx)

268 And I love how all the headlines today, including and especially from the feckless NY Post about how Maxwell links "Trump and Clinton" to "Epstein flights. "

Because it's totally the same thing if Trump once took a courtesy shuttle from A to B, then banned the m*f*cker from all Trump properties when he found out Epstein got handsy with the help, and Clinton filling in his Underage Hooker punch card to get the 20th one free.

Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (w/5KC)

269 Beware the toaster and couch fvckers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (/12FE)

270 "I think the most important rule is that you should always compose your witty post in M$Word, then copy/paste it into the comment box."

This.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:14 PM (AwPyG)

271 Longbow vs. crossbow
Ginger vs. Mary Ann
.45 vs. 9mm

Declare your choice

Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 30, 2021 09:14 PM (rcyTR)

272 Does Kamala have hot sauce in her purse?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Nah, that's just the syphilis acting up.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 09:14 PM (mD/uy)

273 Hillary is Baphomat in an Acme Human suit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:14 PM (/12FE)

274 "Hot sauce in her purse" is a pretty great euphemism for STD
Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (LVgqo)

What's in her wallet ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 09:15 PM (M+Lyo)

275 252 Todd and karaoke night.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (mNhhD)

Fuckin' Todd...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at November 30, 2021 09:15 PM (II3Gr)

276 Maybe Beto is phonier.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 09:15 PM (JtPV8)

277 That video with the donkey makes a good ad for Carhartt, but he is way too clean for a farm kid.

Posted by: Lurking Grandma at November 30, 2021 09:15 PM (sujqA)

278 Beware the toaster and couch fvckers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:13 PM (/12FE)


And horse man boy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 09:15 PM (M+Lyo)

279 260 More phony: Meghan Markle.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 09:12 PM (mNhhD)
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Nah, she's certainly gets an honorable (dishonorable?) mention, but she's in AAA ball, along with Hillary. Kamala is an MLB MVP for phoniness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:15 PM (YqDXo)

280 Is it too soon to turn this into a gun thread? Taurus goes off if you shake it.

https://youtu.be/2fn6GFSwTEw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 08:23 PM (FVME7)

It happens.

Posted by: Lubin' and Toobin at November 30, 2021 09:15 PM (SH2Zi)

281 What's in her wallet ?

Even Samuel L. Jackson doesn't want to know

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:15 PM (/12FE)

282 remember Hillary's black accent?

the mt rushmore of phoniness

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:16 PM (AwPyG)

283 WP - did you see the statement put out earlier by the HS that "all is well" from a few days ago?
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The weird thing is that the kids knew it was coming. Social media messages about a shooting were flying all over. One story quoted a woman whose son asked to stay home today because the rumors were freaking him out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 30, 2021 09:16 PM (sWM8x)

284 279 Maybe Beto is phonier.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 09:15 PM (JtPV
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He's an up and coming candidate, to be sure, but he's still in either single A ball or maybe Instructional League.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

285 remember Hillary's black accent?

the mt rushmore of phoniness
Posted by: artemis

She ain't no ways tard.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 09:16 PM (mD/uy)

286 Heard more about white guy and former Chicago Alderman "Fast Eddie" Vrdrolyak getting 18 month's for tax evasion than the record setting 1000 homicides in Crook County this year with a month still to go.

Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2021 09:17 PM (+ya+t)

287 >>and Clinton filling in his Underage Hooker punch card to get the 20th one free.

Hillary made 5 or so visits to the island, too.
And the whole family vacationed at his New Mexico ranch.
Maxwell attended Chelsea's wedding at Soros' daughter's mansion.



Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 09:17 PM (bDqIh)

288 All new commenters must answer this simple question.

Who is phone?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

289 Does Kamala have hot sauce in her purse?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:11 PM (/12FE)


Is that the term? Well, Z-Pac has lots of uses.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 09:17 PM (P9T5R)

290 Lebron James test positive for covid-19....

Xi wants a refund.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2021 09:17 PM (BFigT)

291 Yeah, you can tell that Hillary is furious behind her mask (fauci, too)

Beto and Kamala are just stupid, behind their masks.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:18 PM (AwPyG)

292 Another AoS Style Guide suggestion

Do not become known as 'that' person who can incinerate a steak.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:18 PM (/12FE)

293 So. Mrs. Red is starting to become an 'Ette. Or, at least, is reading some of the blog.
Posted by: RI Red

The lovely Mrs. TP has started to lurk.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 08:27 PM (mD/uy)

Wife said, ooh, burning skull, first time seeing it after I explained it. She is still a noob - reads the content.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:18 PM (SH2Zi)

294 Real reason we are hearing about Omicron----MAIL IN BALLOTS

Posted by: jeff at November 30, 2021 09:18 PM (nf4HY)

295 Jay I think seriously you'd have to do it the other way around - which public figure (including GOP and almost all Beltway types) are not ridiculously fake. Many are genuinely stupid, or corrupt and stupid, or corrupt and stupid and irresponsible. But those types also usually have a large ration of (transparent, artless) fake to them.

Of course since none of them are elected, all the fault for this lies with the space aliens or whoever installed them.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2021 09:18 PM (OTzUX)

296 239 How do you describe the noise Ottoman guy makes when he changes position on the ottoman?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 09:09 PM (cSyAR)
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That's gonna be one cringeworthy Sniglet right there.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 30, 2021 09:18 PM (lNHqD)

297 So far I have counted about six alternate sites to YouTube. It is amazing, as if there is a market for this sort of service.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 09:19 PM (P9T5R)

298 >>Who is phone? Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

Yes.

Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 09:19 PM (M3Z2J)

299 Another AoS Style Guide suggestion

Do not become known as 'that' person who can incinerate a steak.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:18 PM (/12FE)

Or make lasagna ! hahahahahaha

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 09:19 PM (M+Lyo)

300 Where do old AoSHQ memes go to die? Is there like a retirement home or something?

Posted by: Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey at November 30, 2021 09:19 PM (sWM8x)

301 Hillary made 5 or so visits to the island, too.
And the whole family vacationed at his New Mexico ranch.
Maxwell attended Chelsea's wedding at Soros' daughter's mansion.



Posted by: Lizzy


Jeebus, I don't know what could be skeevier.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 09:19 PM (qpolg)

302 Oprah Winfrey?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 09:19 PM (JtPV8)

303 Some of you introduced your wives to the HQ? Are you retarded?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (kTF2Z)

304 288 remember Hillary's black accent?

the mt rushmore of phoniness
Posted by: artemis

She ain't no ways tard.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 09:16 PM (mD/uy)
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A worthy effort, to be sure, but while she has flashes of brilliance at phoniness, I don't think she's in the same class with Kamala. She's a steady MVP performer, year after year. She never has an off-season. I've never ONCE seen her evince a scintilla of authenticity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (YqDXo)

305 the Kennedy guy from LA seems pretty genuine.

Tulsi seemed genuine.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (AwPyG)

306 "Maxwell attended Chelsea's wedding at Soros' daughter's mansion."

Well at least Chelsea was safe.

Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (w/5KC)

307 Wife said, ooh, burning skull, first time seeing it after I explained it. She is still a noob - reads the content.
Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:18 PM (SH2Zi)
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For years I only read the content because you guys terrified me.

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (wyw4S)

308 303 Where do old AoSHQ memes go to die? Is there like a retirement home or something?
Posted by: Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey at November 30, 2021 09:19 PM (sWM8x)

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They're what give the Barrel it's unique ambiance.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (CAJOC)

309 Hillary made 5 or so visits to the island, too.
And the whole family vacationed at his New Mexico ranch.
Maxwell attended Chelsea's wedding at Soros' daughter's mansion.

Posted by: Lizzy

Jeebus, I don't know what could be skeevier.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 09:19 PM (qpolg)
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ISIS missed a great opportunity to get back in our graces there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:21 PM (YqDXo)

310 *Waves* Mrs. TP and Mrs. RI Red!!
:-)

Posted by: Iris at November 30, 2021 09:21 PM (6lKe4)

311 Yeah, no one has copied the entire thread in a loooooong time. I laughed myself silly when it happened. Kinda miss that, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at November 30, 2021 09:21 PM (emywJ)

312 @305

Oprah is alleged to be a big time trafficker. And tom hanks, and sean penn.

It's mind boggling, how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:21 PM (AwPyG)

313 >>303 Where do old AoSHQ memes go to die? Is there like a retirement home or something?
Posted by: Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey at November 30, 2021 09:19 PM (sWM8x)

You'll never die, Hacky-Sacky.

You're a Quality Meme.

Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 09:21 PM (M3Z2J)

314 Some of you introduced your wives to the HQ? Are you retarded?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Hell, we even took them to a MoMe!! We live on the edge Man!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 09:21 PM (mD/uy)

315 310 Wife said, ooh, burning skull, first time seeing it after I explained it. She is still a noob - reads the content.
Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:18 PM (SH2Zi)
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For years I only read the content because you guys terrified me.
Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (wyw4S)

-----------------------

That why you carry a shiv?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 09:22 PM (CAJOC)

316 Ace, I haven't received my postcard from your vacation yet. I'm sure it's the post office's fault. I'll keep looking for it though.

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 09:22 PM (wyw4S)

317 Well at least Chelsea was safe.
Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (w/5KC)
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Her face was her protection.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:22 PM (YqDXo)

318 Photo floating around gab showing the "Friends" cast, with the Ross guy replaced with a photoshop of Epstein.

Hmmmmm

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:22 PM (AwPyG)

319 David French is one phony-ass SOB.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 09:22 PM (JtPV8)

320 They're what give the Barrel it's unique ambiance.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (CAJOC)


I arrived at the TxMoMe asking where the barrel was, as I was told newbies were to report there.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 30, 2021 09:22 PM (Agr8U)

321 Oh yeah in case it got lost in the spam

Never feed the trolls. Abuse them like they're at Abu-Gharib, sure. Feed them, no.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:22 PM (/12FE)

322 316 Posted by: ZOD at November 30, 2021 09:21 PM (M3Z2J)



Does Peruvia have an extradiction treaty?

//Tarde Nugglet

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 09:22 PM (Lzpvj)

323 Where do old AoSHQ memes go to die? Is there like a retirement home or something?
Posted by: Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey at November 30, 2021 09:19 PM (sWM8x)


They move to Miami, and Jacksonville, where the sun is easier on the old joints.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 09:23 PM (P9T5R)

324 226 Subbed. Not sure Mangle ever dubbed the movie.

Posted by: Bete at November 30, 2021 09:23 PM (Ojki1)

325 314 Yeah, no one has copied the entire thread in a loooooong time. I laughed myself silly when it happened. Kinda miss that, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at November 30, 2021 09:21 PM (emywJ)

------------------------------

Thanks to anti-troll measure, we'll never see its like again.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 09:23 PM (CAJOC)

326 >>Oprah is alleged to be a big time trafficker. And tom hanks, and sean penn.



IIRC, Maxwell is good friends with Bette Midler.
Remember all her crazy, hateful tweets at Trump?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 09:23 PM (bDqIh)

327 Old memes are exiled to Elba.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 09:24 PM (mNhhD)

328 Yeah, no one has copied the entire thread in a loooooong time. I laughed myself silly when it happened. Kinda miss that, lol.

Posted by: four seasons

I did that in about 06 when I first got here. Off to the barrel.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 09:25 PM (qpolg)

329 Some of you introduced your wives to the HQ? Are you retarded?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (kTF2Z)


I had to explain Sluggy Freelance to an ex girlfriend to explain why Santa Clause attempting to kill a rabbit was reasonable -- which it was, from the internal logic of the story . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 09:25 PM (P9T5R)

330 Old memes are exiled to Elba.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 09:24 PM (mNhhD)
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Along with 1000 of the Old Guard, in case they need to invade France.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 30, 2021 09:25 PM (AlkyK)

331 Is Ace going to put his holiday snaps into a slideshow?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 09:25 PM (cSyAR)

332 Any reference to arms requires a Michelle Fields answer.

If you are feeling flat, well St. Pancake is there.

And can't forget the elbows.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:25 PM (/12FE)

333 extra, extra......PSA: "a panel of experts convened by the Food and Drug Administration voted by a slim margin on Tuesday to recommend the agency authorize the Covid treatment developed by Merck and partner Ridgeback Biotherapeutics, after a vigorous debate about the risks and benefits of the first oral drug to combat the SARS-CoV-2 virus.:'

....end PSA....

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 09:25 PM (V13WU)

334 Where do old AoSHQ memes go to die? Is there like a retirement home or something?

Honey badger don't care.

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 09:25 PM (ZsR3z)

335 I saw Posobiec's Tweet about how the feds hadn't made Maxwell any offers of leniency in exchange for names.
I actually joked about that the other day, without any actual knowledge of the fact, as in "I wouldn't be surprised if..." And yet here we are.

Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 09:26 PM (w/5KC)

336 306 Some of you introduced your wives to the HQ? Are you retarded?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (kTF2Z)

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/T0WvJrEuJTk

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2021 09:26 PM (6FeV1)

337 22 Is it too soon to turn this into a gun thread? Taurus goes off if you shake it.

https://youtu.be/2fn6GFSwTEw
Posted by: Anonosaurus
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Did he take it off a client or is it his?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:26 PM (iam1O)

338 I'm sure someone already said that fish was Don Knotts.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 09:26 PM (7YukL)

339 Any reference to arms requires a Michelle Fields answer.

If you are feeling flat, well St. Pancake is there.

And can't forget the elbows.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:25 PM (/12FE)

Or huge tracts of land

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 09:26 PM (M+Lyo)

340 The loyal Mrs Olafson relied on the HQ to make it through three overseas deployments.....

so yeah we're crazy but it is a useful crazy

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 09:27 PM (Lzpvj)

341 I learned something at reddit; where one of the bad guys is worried about a breaking story, they do something to get headlines, so that when you do a search you see that Ken Griffin bought a copy of the Constitution, rather than he lied to congress and his hedge fund is crooked.

Note theres a spate of recent stories about George Clooney, who's supposed to be another trafficker. Stories aobut how he bravely did something-or-other

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:27 PM (AwPyG)

342 >>Any reference to arms requires a Michelle Fields answer.
If you are feeling flat, well St. Pancake is there.
And can't forget the elbows.


I don't get it

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 30, 2021 09:27 PM (bDqIh)

343 Oh! The huge manatee how could I forget about the tracks of land. And the swamp.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:27 PM (/12FE)

344 The Barrel is a lie. I know, I've been there.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 09:27 PM (V13WU)

345 "22 Is it too soon to turn this into a gun thread? Taurus goes off if you shake it."

You mean like this?

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 30, 2021 09:27 PM (w/5KC)

346 And can't forget the elbows.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:25 PM (/12FE)

$20, same as in town. Peruvia. Rich Corinthian Leather.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:27 PM (SH2Zi)

347 extra, extra......PSA: "a panel of experts convened by the Food and Drug Administration voted by a slim margin on Tuesday to recommend the agency authorize the Covid treatment developed by Merck and partner Ridgeback Biotherapeutics, after a vigorous debate about the risks and benefits of the first oral drug to combat the SARS-CoV-2 virus.:'

....end PSA....
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 09:25 PM (V13WU)

BUT THE MASK, YOU MUST WEAR IT /

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 09:28 PM (M+Lyo)

348 You feed the trolls when you respond to them. They want the response, doesn't matter what you say or how you say it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 09:28 PM (mNhhD)

349 Tasha has to be a border collie.

Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2021 09:28 PM (cZPWv)

350 Dr. Oz is running as a "conservative Republican" for Toomey's seat in PA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

351 Hi bluebell--

Sending you an email with a question.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2021 09:28 PM (7b2L9)

352 Toobin really has a different meaning than it did when I was a kid

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 09:28 PM (M+Lyo)

353 I am having a running commentary with Mrs. Red as you all are posting. I didn't realize we had so much sh*t to explain.

Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 09:28 PM (a8b7P)

354 347 The Barrel is a lie. I know, I've been there.
Posted by: runner


Y'know, urine helps the staves swell up against one another as well as water does...

Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (cZPWv)

355 I saw Posobiec's Tweet about how the feds hadn't made Maxwell any offers of leniency in exchange for names.
Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 09:26 PM (w/5KC)


I'm not smart like Psobiek, what does this mean.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (P9T5R)

356 PSA - 'Hey kids, don't be Toobin when ya Zoom'n."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (/12FE)

357 "Dr. Oz is running as a "conservative Republican" for Toomey's seat in PA."

Let me guess. His campaign slogan is "Pull My Finger."

Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (w/5KC)

358 @333

call back to grognard!

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (AwPyG)

359 I've sanitized my phone twelve times now and it still feels sticky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (ptqGC)

360 >>You feed the trolls when you respond to them. They want the response, doesn't matter what you say or how you say it.

This goes double for garrett.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)

361 >>> 315 @305

Oprah is alleged to be a big time trafficker. And tom hanks, and sean penn.

It's mind boggling, how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:21 PM (AwPyG)

I hadn't heard those particular names but... they are Hollywood types. I wouldn't shed any tears if SMOD landed there.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (llON8)

362 >> I am having a running commentary with Mrs. Red as you all are posting. I didn't realize we had so much sh*t to explain.


It's gonna take. . . Two Weeks!

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (bDqIh)

363 @358
It means they don't want to know.

Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 09:30 PM (w/5KC)

364 >>> 362 I've sanitized my phone twelve times now and it still feels sticky.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (ptqGC)

Jane, what happened to your phone?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:30 PM (llON8)

365 351 Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 09:28 PM (mNhhD)


Oddly when I am done with the trolls they are not usually smiling.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 09:30 PM (Lzpvj)

366 I am having a running commentary with Mrs. Red as you all are posting. I didn't realize we had so much sh*t to explain.

Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 09:28 PM (a8b7P)

There will be a test, and it will go on her permanent record.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:30 PM (SH2Zi)

367 For what it's worth, Q always said "there will be no deals."

but I've heard that James Baker and Clapper got deals. So who knows

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:30 PM (AwPyG)

368 Our favorite Lefty lawyer , Dershowitz got 'innocent' massages from the young girls.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 09:30 PM (7YukL)

369 Jane, did you let Sandra Fluke borrow your phone or maybe Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:31 PM (/12FE)

370 Jane, what happened to your phone?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:30 PM

Toobin's pic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

371 You can save a lot of meme recollection time by having the wife watch The Holy Grail. Five is right out.

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 09:31 PM (ZsR3z)

372 Wife said, ooh, burning skull, first time seeing it after I explained it. She is still a noob - reads the content.
Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:18 PM (SH2Zi)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 09:31 PM (T42To)

373 CNN, ABC, and more than a dozen media companies file legal brief JOINING Steve Bannon's bid to lift the DOJ's order stopping him sharing 1,000 files in his contempt of Congress case

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:31 PM (iam1O)

374 I'll look for it, IrishEi!

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 09:31 PM (wyw4S)

375 Are there any elitists who are not perverts?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 09:31 PM (cSyAR)

376 >>> 366 @358
It means they don't want to know.
Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 09:30 PM (w/5KC)

...or, they already do know, and only care that *we* don't know.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:32 PM (llON8)

377 I saw Posobiec's Tweet about how the feds hadn't made Maxwell any offers of leniency in exchange for names.
Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 09:26 PM (w/5KC)

I'm not smart like Psobiek, what does this mean.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (P9T5R)

The feds don't want the names, they have the names, and the named are under FBI protection (non-prosecution) as a service to the DNC.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:32 PM (SH2Zi)

378 I coulda beena contendah. Instead of a sammich, which is what I am.

Posted by: Johnny Coldcuts at November 30, 2021 09:32 PM (sWM8x)

379 Rich Corinthian Leather.
Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:27 PM (SH2Zi)


Corinth is famous for its leather!

- Sterling Archer

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 09:32 PM (T42To)

380 I would say Prince Chuck, but he ditched Diana for Camilla so he definitely has a kink.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:32 PM (/12FE)

381 "Where do old AoSHQ memes go to die?"

To the sidebar, of course.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 30, 2021 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

382 @364

I've seen a meme on gab with a collage of all the epstein players (or many of them)

John Legend is a surprise. But his wife is sketchy, and you wonder why he stays with her, so maybe that's why.

de niro.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:33 PM (AwPyG)

383 232 my wife said that fish looked like Mr. Limpet's drinking buddy.
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There is a resemblance, yes....

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:33 PM (W+kMI)

384 I've sanitized my phone twelve times now and it still feels sticky.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (ptqGC)


Get a UV light. It won't help with the gunge, but it will kill t he bugs.
Bonus, if you get the right one it can also either cure your nailpolish just like at Mrs. Nguyen's, or you can use it to safely age meat.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 09:33 PM (P9T5R)

385 >>> 374 You can save a lot of meme recollection time by having the wife watch The Holy Grail. Five is right out.
Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 09:31 PM (ZsR3z)

Blazing Saddles

"The Sherriff is near!"
"Mongo just pawn in game of life."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:33 PM (llON8)

386 wisdom and truth - especially 3:55 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmEY88jfPMc

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:33 PM (U1eOr)

387 308 the Kennedy guy from LA seems pretty genuine.

Tulsi seemed genuine.
Posted by: artemis at
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Kennedy's got a good track record

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:33 PM (iam1O)

388 Romney is super phony. But he might not be a human. Maybe his dad's car company designed a smarm-bot that escaped the r&d floor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 09:34 PM (JtPV8)

389 Ah Jeff Toobin--spankin' the monkey and chokin' the chicken.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard

No, I was moving the mouse. To keep the screensaver off. Honest.

Posted by: Lil' Tuggy Toobin at November 30, 2021 09:34 PM (sIxXb)

390 378 Are there any elitists who are not perverts?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 30, 2021 09:31 PM (cSyAR)
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To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:34 PM (YqDXo)

391 233 211 Biden Admin planning to mandate that all people coming into the country must quarantine for seven days. Including American citizens.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 09:02 PM (kTF2Z)
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Except illegals, I'm sure.
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That goes without saying anymore. Hell, the ten lepers from the Gospels could hobble over the border and the Biden Junta rules would mandate that the Border Patrol put them on a bus to Houston or San Diego.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:34 PM (W+kMI)

392 @378

Doesn't seem like it, does it?

Imagine, if it all gets exposed and comes crashing down

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:34 PM (AwPyG)

393 Get a UV light. It won't help with the gunge, but it will kill t he bugs.
Bonus, if you get the right one it can also either cure your nailpolish just like at Mrs. Nguyen's, or you can use it to safely age meat.


Best just to take it into the tanning bed with you. It's the only way to be sure, short of nuking it from space.

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 09:34 PM (ZsR3z)

394 Oh yes, Mittels Rombley the boneless pork rectum

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:34 PM (/12FE)

395 OK Horde, I need some good vibes. We tanked hard in the first round.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 09:34 PM (T42To)

396 >>>>Five is right out.

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Funniest 4 words in the English language.

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:35 PM (U1eOr)

397 I saw the BEST meme today.

Jill's doorway of red boxes from hell, with Hunter posing in his undies with his red scarf. It's a work of art.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

398 The guys get shirts.

That's just the way it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)

399 Anna Puma is the AoS grognard

Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 30, 2021 09:35 PM (rcyTR)

400 Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 09:28 PM (a8b7P)

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Explain to her that Rhode Island is a myth, much like Sasquatch or the moon landing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 09:35 PM (kTF2Z)

401 353 Dr. Oz is running as a "conservative Republican" for Toomey's seat in PA.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at
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Always thought he was an opportunist.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:35 PM (iam1O)

402 CNN, ABC, and more than a dozen media companies file legal brief JOINING Steve Bannon's bid to lift the DOJ's order stopping him sharing 1,000 files in his contempt of Congress case

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:31 PM (iam1O)
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Whaaaaaat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:36 PM (YqDXo)

403 Grognard? Nyah?

I'm just a bio-mechanical neko-grrl

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:36 PM (/12FE)

404 Fully Vaccinated LeBron James Tests Positive for Covid-19

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2021 09:36 PM (X5CsJ)

405 399 >>>>Five is right out.

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Funniest 4 words in the English language.
Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:35 PM (U1eOr)

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THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 09:37 PM (CAJOC)

406 "The Sherriff is near!"
"Mongo just pawn in game of life."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:33 PM (llON

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"Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"
"woof, they darker than us!"

So many classic lines. It's the most quotable movie ever.

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:37 PM (U1eOr)

407 if what I understand of the code red is right then the mfm is not insisting that fredo get code redded as they are inisiting he get fragged.

in the mraines the code redding is more of the barracks gang raping a guy to get him to behave as a marine where as a fragging is the use of a grenade to fix things.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2021 09:37 PM (K3ZCc)

408 Ethan Crumbley?

Should have been Ethan Krupp

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:37 PM (/12FE)

409 Elliot Page is gruesome.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 09:37 PM (V13WU)

410 392 Ah Jeff Toobin--spankin' the monkey and chokin' the chicken.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard

No, I was moving the mouse. To keep the screensaver off. Honest.
Posted by: Lil' Tuggy Toobin at November 30, 2021 09:34 PM (sIxXb)
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He was polishing his bayonet. Boxing the bishop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

411 >>Jill's doorway of red boxes from hell, with Hunter posing in his undies with his red scarf. It's a work of art.


Ha!

Did you see that there's a Hunter movie in the works?
This guy is portraying Hunter, lol:
https://twitter.com/LozzaFox

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 09:38 PM (bDqIh)

412 "What hump?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:38 PM (/12FE)

413 Blazing Saddles is probably the most quotable movie ever. If I had to pick a second, it would probably be Christmas Vacation. Entire movie is hilarious.

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:38 PM (U1eOr)

414 Bone up on Dangerfield bits, Princess Bride dialogs, boob and wanking jokes.

And, If you can geek out on model making, excellent food and drink, and obscure artsy movies, you got it dicked.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 09:38 PM (mD/uy)

415 Fully Vaccinated LeBron James Tests Positive for Covid-19'



Omicron.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 09:38 PM (V13WU)

416 So many classic lines. It's the most quotable movie ever.
Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:37 PM (U1eO

My vote is for Caddyshack.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 09:39 PM (7YukL)

417 (iam1O)
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Whaaaaaat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:36 PM (YqDXo)
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https://is.gd/RBZ3aB

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:39 PM (iam1O)

418 My vote is for Caddyshack.

You're just in it for Lacy Underalls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 09:39 PM (/12FE)

419 @406

They're going after Bannon which is a big mistake (the rumor is the whole 1/6 committee is an excuse to dig around and find out what Durham knows)

Bannon is MIT, don't forget. He's a tar-baby, and he'll get them to cover the election fraud. You want my documents? Here you go.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:39 PM (AwPyG)

420 All these memes burned, burned into my hippocampus.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 09:39 PM (qpolg)

421 My vote is for Caddyshack.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 09:39 PM (7YukL)
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"Stripes" should get a look-in here, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:39 PM (YqDXo)

422 332 Some of you introduced your wives to the HQ? Are you retarded?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (kTF2Z)

I had to explain Sluggy Freelance to an ex girlfriend to explain why Santa Clause attempting to kill a rabbit was reasonable -- which it was, from the internal logic of the story . . .
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Bun-Bun's feud with Santa Claus ended up being totally justified when it was discovered that Santa had been infected by an extraterrestrial virus and was now a space alien.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:39 PM (W+kMI)

423 So many classic lines. It's the most quotable movie ever.
Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:37 PM (U1eO

My vote is for Caddyshack.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 09:39 PM (7YukL)

Animal House.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:40 PM (SH2Zi)

424 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 30, 2021 09:40 PM (VxC1e)

425 Perfect.

So Joe's handlers are floating the idea of making American citizens returning from foreign countries quarantine for seven days at home EVEN IF THEY'VE BEEN FULLY VACCINATED AND TESTED NEGATIVE BEFORE RETURNING HOME.

Keep it up, commies. Keep poking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 09:40 PM (ptqGC)

426

Oh man:

https://tinyurl.com/ycykhkmh

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 09:40 PM (JtPV8)

427 Fully Vaccinated LeBron James Tests Positive for Covid-19'

**

Imagine how positive his test would have been if he hadn't been vaccinated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 30, 2021 09:40 PM (q8U4k)

428 I dunno, I think Princess Bride gets quoted a lot, here

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:40 PM (AwPyG)

429 419 Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 09:38 PM (V13WU)



moron variant...

MaRon James

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 09:40 PM (Lzpvj)

430 >>This is spooky. They are erasing the Black Kid's social media including the countdown video to the day of the shooting he had on TikTok and pushing a White incel kid named Ethan Crumbley in his place with brand new social media stuff.
Our institutions are flat out evil.


WTF?
And what is this about from Twitter Safety:
Sharing images is an important part of folks' experience on Twitter. People should have a choice in determining whether or not a photo is shared publicly. To that end we are expanding the scope of our Private Information Policy.

Beginning today, we will not allow the sharing of private media, such as images or videos of private individuals without their consent. Publishing people's private info is also prohibited under the policy, as is threatening or incentivizing others to do so.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 09:41 PM (bDqIh)

431 The Negroes took our dates!

Posted by: Flounder at November 30, 2021 09:41 PM (VxC1e)

432 Any idea on what I should do with all the Buttigieg/Cuomo '24 merchandise I had printed up a few months ago now that Cuomo's out of the game?

Posted by: Petereater Bootyjudge at November 30, 2021 09:41 PM (tHj/E)

433 Moron Robbie, how did your child's procedure go the other day? I think it was you who asked for prayers.

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 09:41 PM (wyw4S)

434 >>> 431 Fully Vaccinated LeBron James Tests Positive for Covid-19'
**
Imagine how positive his test would have been if he hadn't been vaccinated.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 30, 2021 09:40 PM (q8U4k)

Lucky for him no other side effects have manifested... yet...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:42 PM (llON8)

435 Some farcical aquatic ceremony is no basis for a system of blog comments!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 09:42 PM (kTF2Z)

436 "Stripes" should get a look-in here, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

That's a fact, Jack!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 09:42 PM (mD/uy)

437 So Joe's handlers are floating the idea of making American citizens returning from foreign countries quarantine for seven days at home EVEN IF THEY'VE BEEN FULLY VACCINATED AND TESTED NEGATIVE BEFORE RETURNING HOME.



what if they are coming from non-foreign countries?

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2021 09:42 PM (K3ZCc)

438 The Beatles don't "suck," but generally speaking I'd rather listen to basically any other music of the era.

What sucks are any of the Beatles, individually. Christ on sale their solo careers were just ear-bleeding.

Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 09:43 PM (oXNqT)

439 Beginning today, we will not allow the sharing of private media, such as images or videos of private individuals without their consent. Publishing people's private info is also prohibited under the policy, as is threatening or incentivizing others to do so.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 09:41 PM (bDqIh)
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Would love to know how they plan to enforce this. Will people have to submit consent forms and have them approved?

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 09:43 PM (wyw4S)

440 Believe me - even a COB recently quoted Christmas Vacation.

Tis the season - check it out again. The entire thing is damn funny, from beginning to end. That is rare in comedy, and they nail it.

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:43 PM (U1eOr)

441 To revive an earlier portion of this evening's comments, new firearm models or changes in manufacturing techniques for them often have problems just as new model cars do.

There was a spate of trouble with the substitution of MIM (Metal Injection Molding) parts for forged parts during the early 90's to the 2000's even from established companies. New models including Ruger, Sig, Glock, etc. can have issues such as fire pin/striker blocks not working properly when dropped under certain conditions, and so on.

One of the reasons that Taurus revolvers have a different reputation from their semi autos was that the parent company of Taurus and Smith and Wesson used to be held by a corporate conglomeration known as Bangor Punta. So, the Smith action was copied by Taurus along with some of the manufacturing methods. The Taurus revolvers during the 70's and early 80's can be a bit rough but then again Smith had some bad years in quality control under Bangor Punta too.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 09:43 PM (9hXN1)

442 Some of you introduced your wives to the HQ? Are you retarded?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (kTF2Z)

My wife has been to two MoMes. She was really impressed with the superb quality of the folks, but she still thinks we're a bit addled. she does not visit the HQ, but that's okay, cuz i make sure she's briefed daily on the shenanigans going on here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 30, 2021 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)

443 Thomas, who was never good enough to be top of the sport as a male athlete, now dominates womens college records.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2021 08:19

When you think about, that's just crazy compared to the thinking just a few years ago. This may well destroy real women's sports.

Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2021 09:44 PM (55Qr6)

444 444 Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2021 09:44 PM (55Qr6)

and it has me smiling like enzyte bob, the gals had to go full donkey they should take the whole shaft.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 09:45 PM (Lzpvj)

445 Whaaaaaat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2021 09:36 PM (YqDXo)

They're hoping for treasure trove of personal advice documents from the Trump admin that paints him all in a bad light, or even if it doesn't.

Even the stupidest small item can be blown up, like his normal and legitimate legal request for advice on what might be done about the 2020 election, and they all know it. If you're losing audience and advertising dollars hand over fist, you are desperate now for anything Trump related.

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2021 09:45 PM (5iUNf)

446 What sucks are any of the Beatles, individually. Christ on sale their solo careers were just ear-bleeding.
Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 09:43 PM (oXNqT

The best Beatles ? Badfinger

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 09:45 PM (7YukL)

447 Farme, their intent is destroy our entire society.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 09:45 PM (qpolg)

448 Oh man:

https://tinyurl.com/ycykhkmh
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 09:40 PM (JtPV

Thank heavens they come with a Safety Strap.

No telling what damage you could do with those things otherwise.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2021 09:45 PM (6FeV1)

449 ome of you introduced your wives to the HQ? Are you retarded?


some even introduced their daughters

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2021 09:45 PM (K3ZCc)

450 >>> 443
.....
My wife has been to two MoMes. She was really impressed with the superb quality of the folks, but she still thinks we're a bit addled. she does not visit the HQ, but that's okay, cuz i make sure she's briefed daily on the shenanigans going on here.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 30, 2021 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)

She gets the audible version of the blog.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (llON8)

451 >>So Joe's handlers are floating the idea of making American citizens returning from foreign countries quarantine for seven days at home EVEN IF THEY'VE BEEN FULLY VACCINATED AND TESTED NEGATIVE BEFORE RETURNING HOME.

I take this will not apply to our new citizens from south of the border.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (ZLI7S)

452 Always thought he was an opportunist.

Posted by: Braenyard

He will fit right in with his coworkers then in DC.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (9hXN1)

453 405 This is spooky. They are erasing the Black Kid's social media including the countdown video to the day of the shooting he had on TikTok and pushing a White incel kid named Ethan Crumbley in his place with brand new social media stuff.
Our institutions are flat out evil.
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And people laugh when I say that the U.S. government has all the evidence on Bigfoot, and is both not sharing it and actively keeping it from the public, while letting the frauds and jokesters keep it on the fringe. Yes, this young man's social media record, i.e. evidence, is being scrubbed because it doesn't fit the gun-grabber narrative. It is happening right now, and nothing is being done. Bigfoot is real, Epstein didn't kill himself, the 2020 election was stolen, and it's been all allowed to disappear from the general public's notice.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (W+kMI)

454 Moron Robbie, how did your child's procedure go the other day? I think it was you who asked for prayers.
Posted by: bluebell

**

Hey bluebell, everything went great, thanks. I peeked back in when he was out of surgery and waking up to say thanks to everyone and update the Horde and that he was doing fine, but I think I only posted once and I haven't been around much over the holidays.

He's starting to bounce around the house and annoy the dogs again, so I think it was a rousing success.

But still, hug your babies. You never know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (sSzZe)

455 >>Would love to know how they plan to enforce this. Will people have to submit consent forms and have them approved?

How will they enforce it?
Selectively.
They will use this rule to shut down independent media and to protect Lefties from having their photos/info/video shared/

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (bDqIh)

456 I'm hopeful--all this turmoil and censoring makes me think we're going to get some fun, fun revelations soon

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (AwPyG)

457 When you think about, that's just crazy compared to the thinking just a few years ago. This may well destroy real women's sports.

Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2021 09:44 PM (55Qr6)

Perfect way to taunt a feminist. Say, see men are even better at being women than women!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2021 09:47 PM (7bRMQ)

458 >>>Some of you introduced your wives to the HQ? Are you retarded?

Some of our wives have good taste.

Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:47 PM (SH2Zi)

459 I like most of the Harold Ramis/Bill Murray movies, but I did not like Stripes. At all. *Despite the cheesecake.* It just missed, IMHO.

Still, there are penty of really quality quotations.

*waits for "lighten up, Francis"*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 30, 2021 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)

460 RotN is a quote-fest.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 09:47 PM (KAi1n)

461 My wife has been to two MoMes. She was really impressed with the superb quality of the folks, but she still thinks we're a bit addled. she does not visit the HQ, but that's okay, cuz i make sure she's briefed daily on the shenanigans going on here.

this is saying more about the guys you hang out with at home than anything

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2021 09:47 PM (K3ZCc)

462 308

For years I only read the content because you guys terrified me.

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 09:20 PM (wyw4S)

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That was me, too. I figured I should lurk a little while before trying to contribute. Eleven years later, made my first post!

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 30, 2021 09:47 PM (lNHqD)

463 Would love to know how they plan to enforce this. Will people have to submit consent forms and have them approved?

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The triggered will rat you out.

Just like the GDR.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2021 09:48 PM (VxC1e)

464 Quality rant about a boss: I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:48 PM (U1eOr)

465 452 >>So Joe's handlers are floating the idea of making American citizens returning from foreign countries quarantine for seven days at home EVEN IF THEY'VE BEEN FULLY VACCINATED AND TESTED NEGATIVE BEFORE RETURNING HOME.

I take this will not apply to our new citizens from south of the border.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (ZLI7S)

Of course it won't. But Jen Psucki sez it's because our visitors from the south will only be here for a short while.

She seriously said this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 09:48 PM (ptqGC)

466 2 The Ho will be in the Oval Office soon, God help us
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2021 08:14 PM (2JoB

You want to really be depressed? I read someone's prediction today (and he states he has predicted correctly a bunch of stuff, lol) that they will buy off the ho and send her packing, Hitlary will replace her, then they will boot Biden and we will get Hillary Clinton for communist dictator.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 30, 2021 09:48 PM (hlxe7)

467 404 Grognard? Nyah?

I'm just a bio-mechanical neko-grrl
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Anna is too pretty and upbeat and hygenic and beard-deprived to be a grognard. She might even be the future model for the BB Texas in Azur Lane, when the game finally gets around to it.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:48 PM (W+kMI)

468 Biden's nationwide vaccine mandate on healthcare workers is BLOCKED: President's COVID rules dealt another blow after Kentucky judge suspended orders on federal contractors in Kentucky, Ohio and Tennessee
_DM

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:48 PM (iam1O)

469 454 Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (W+kMI)

The USAF has been running psyops aimed at exposure control for its development programs since the '30s against the public, and you know what I was okay with that....

the problem is things that used to be considered "extreme measures" are now baseline operating procedures.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 09:48 PM (Lzpvj)

470 She gets the audible version of the blog.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (llON

Ha! Whether she likes it or not.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 30, 2021 09:49 PM (x8Wzq)

471 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 30, 2021 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)

Stripes was two movies. One good and one bad.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 09:50 PM (7YukL)

472 Of course it won't. But Jen Psucki sez it's because our visitors from the south will only be here for a short while.

**

Yep. Illegals who are moving in? Temporary. Literal vacationers from Germany who are coming over for two weeks? Nope, sorry.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 30, 2021 09:50 PM (4lxb3)

473 Thomas, who was never good enough to be top of the sport as a male athlete, now dominates womens college records.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2021 08:19 PM (yrol0)

Do these trans athletes really feel good about themselves with they do this shit? That must take some serious denial of reality.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 30, 2021 09:50 PM (hlxe7)

474 >>My wife has been to two MoMes. She was really impressed with the superb quality of the folks

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 30, 2021 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)

My wife hates that I take time to come here from time to time. I have no idea why but I think she might want me to be upstairs with her watching The Bachelor or The Voice or something...

*shudder*

Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2021 09:51 PM (5iUNf)

475 Our favorite Lefty lawyer , Dershowitz got 'innocent' massages from the young girls.
Posted by: Just a side note

Mainly offers and counter offers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 09:52 PM (FVME7)

476
My wife hates that I take time to come here from time to time. I have no idea why but I think she might want me to be upstairs with her watching The Bachelor or The Voice or something...

*shudder*
Posted by: Boswell at November 30, 2021 09:51 PM (5iUNf)

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My situation exactly.

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:52 PM (U1eOr)

477 "Yes, but with an underlying theme of Guns. Guns and Gossip. Pets and Gossip. Art and Gossip. Food and Gossip."
I think she has nailed it.
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:19 PM (a8b7P)

It would be so boring otherwise! LOL

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 30, 2021 09:52 PM (hlxe7)

478 Why the fuck is the comment page so bouncy the past couple of days?

Posted by: Lil' Tuggy Toobin at November 30, 2021 09:52 PM (sIxXb)

479 Bigfoot is real, Epstein didn't kill himself, the 2020 election was stolen, and it's been all allowed to disappear from the general public's notice.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (W+kMI)

Now you're just talkin' crazy...
Epstein DID kill himself.
Weirdo.

Posted by: MkY at November 30, 2021 09:52 PM (Foq6I)

480 We're gonna hit 500 before the ONT.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 09:52 PM (qpolg)

481 >>> 470 454 Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (W+kMI)

The USAF has been running psyops aimed at exposure control for its development programs since the '30s against the public, and you know what I was okay with that....

the problem is things that used to be considered "extreme measures" are now baseline operating procedures.
Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 09:48 PM (Lzpvj)

erm... the 30's? Do you mean a different decade, or a different organization which had some or all of its work taken over by the AF?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:52 PM (llON8)

482 Could someone please make a meme of Zucker rowing Chris Cuomo out into the middle of Lake Tahoe?

Please!!!

Posted by: 29Victor at November 30, 2021 09:52 PM (BJKQV)

483 474 Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 30, 2021 09:50 PM (hlxe7)

They feel great, they are often in the 2d quartile of their chosen field no where near good enough to be a champion male but more than good enough to be top chick....

add in the deification of "so stunning so brave" hagiography by the LSM and you have a wonderful psychological moustetrap.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 09:53 PM (Lzpvj)

484 459 >>>Some of you introduced your wives to the HQ? Are you retarded?

Some of our wives have good taste.
Posted by: flounder at November 30, 2021 09:47 PM (SH2Zi)

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Their choices in husbands not withstanding...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 09:53 PM (CAJOC)

485 My wife hates that I take time to come here from time to time. I have no idea why but I think she might want me to be upstairs with her watching The Bachelor or The Voice or something...

*shudder*
Posted by:


in fairness, she is not wrong, there are some things that are just not done in polite society.

Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2021 09:53 PM (K3ZCc)

486 Hitlary will replace her, then they will boot Biden and we will get Hillary Clinton for communist dictator.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 30, 2021 09:48 PM (hlxe7)

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Never happen. She would have to be approved by both houses of Congress. I know there are plenty of R squishes, but anyone voting to approve Hillary would never be able to go home again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 09:53 PM (kTF2Z)

487 Lousiana federal district court extended a nationwide injunction on employee mandates.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 09:53 PM (9hXN1)

488 462 My wife has been to two MoMes. She was really impressed with the superb quality of the folks, but she still thinks we're a bit addled. Posted by: confederatefifth at November 30, 2021 09:47 PM (K3ZCc)

Harsh but fair.

Posted by: Splunge at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (PQ4Fz)

489 Am I Good-Bad, Bad-Good, or just plain Bad-Bad?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (ynpvh)

490 482 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:52 PM (llON

The USAF will always be the USAAC to me....

point being Air Corps Intel was running the beginnings of psyops during the depression....

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (Lzpvj)

491 LOL
My situation exactly.
Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:52 PM (U1eOr)

Mine is worse, in my female opinion. I am here and HE is usually reading Q garbage or whatever the diehard/can't face reality MAGA people read.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (hlxe7)

492 So glad to hear it went well, Moron Robbie!

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (wyw4S)

493 Ilhan Omar says that Boebert called her a sand-n_ _r.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (iam1O)

494 496!

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:55 PM (U1eOr)

495 Biden's nationwide vaccine mandate on healthcare workers is BLOCKED

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I honked today at one of those street corner demonstrations where the signs say honk if you oppose the mandate. I like to think it was my honk that made the difference.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 09:55 PM (FVME7)

496 454
And people laugh when I say that the U.S. government has all the evidence on Bigfoot, and is both not sharing it and actively keeping it from the public, ...Bigfoot is real, Epstein didn't kill himself, the 2020 election was stolen, and it's been all allowed to disappear from the general public's notice.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:46 PM (W+kMI)
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I agree with these except possibly Bigfoot. I think if it were real, at least one of them would have been smeared across I-80 by a Peterbilt by now, or whacked by a die-hard hunter in a tree stand, or caught beyond doubt on a game-cam, or just fell over dead somewhere it would be found. Unless we assume they are sapient, which would be a whole 'nuther ball game.

Aliens, though, I believe in that. Roswell is probably bullshit, but it's a distraction. We are definitely not alone in the universe, and it's possible we've been visited. And human civilization goes back way farther than we think it does. Not just Gobekli Tepe far, but very much farther than that.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 30, 2021 09:55 PM (lNHqD)

497 Crap. jumped the gun

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 09:55 PM (U1eOr)

498 >>> 488 Lousiana federal district court extended a nationwide injunction on employee mandates.
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 09:53 PM (9hXN1)

Hey! HEY! What are they thinking, that's OUR thing! Those guys can't make nationwide rulings!!!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #472 at November 30, 2021 09:55 PM (llON8)

499 Ilhan Omar says that Boebert called her a sand-n_ _r.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (iam1O)

I think she meant brother fucker.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 09:55 PM (7YukL)

500 I liked Pixy's description of Jack Dorsey as Twitter's ornamental hermit.

Posted by: bluebell at November 30, 2021 09:55 PM (wyw4S)

501 Amanda Softstar

I seem to remember her from pronhub. Her starfish gets moar exercise than Rocky before his 12th rematch.

That's a well drilled platform.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2021 09:55 PM (F0YaR)

502 Ilhan Omar says that Boebert called her a sand-n_ _r.
Posted by: Braenyard

Humm, I don't see the problem.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 09:56 PM (qpolg)

503 What a freakin' day. My Big Bro called to say his youngest has Covid. Wanted us to be tested. Two hours later, gave up on finding an open place or less-than-three-day wait for "rapid" test.

Then got a call about school shooting. Everyone thinks our students will get ideas. Stupid people are already rambling about "everyone at that school knew because of graffiti" but they don't seem to know it was vandalism and a prank with a road-killed deer. https://tinyurl.com/37z34zk4

So good night, ya morons! If I'm nota round for a while I've got Rona or been graffitied.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 30, 2021 09:56 PM (/zLgj)

504 Kaboom.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at November 30, 2021 09:56 PM (SRRAx)

505 From the 9th Circus en banc review of the over ten round magazine ban:

Judge Bumatay's dissent begins by asserting that, "if California's law applied nationwide, it would require confiscating half of all existing firearms magazines in this country." Dissent by J. Bumatay at 103. That
dramatic assertion is inaccurate. The government seizes nothing; many owners are unaffected entirely; and all owners have several choices other than voluntary relinquishment of large-capacity magazines for
destruction. More specifically, if every state adopted California's law, many owners of large-capacity magazines, such as current and retired law enforcement officers, would be able to keep them. Other owners would retain many options. For instance, they could modify the magazines to accommodate ten or fewer rounds; or they could sell the magazines to a firearms dealer (who could sell the magazines to buyers
abroad or to those who remain authorized to possess them, such as the thousands of current and retired law enforcement officers in this country.


Got that? It's not confiscation if you have the option to sell to a cop or can nerf your weapon to comply with their law.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 09:56 PM (i0wNm)

506 Look, I've brought my husband and kids to a few MoMe's and CPS hasn't collected them yet....

Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2021 09:56 PM (UUBmN)

507 Yeah, I don't think they can back-door Hillary in as president--not without exposing the whole game.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:57 PM (AwPyG)

508 496 Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 30, 2021 09:55 PM (lNHqD)

Human civilization ebbs and flows on a 3000 year or so cycle...

I am pretty certain the proto Scandinavians lost an advanced maritime culture for shits and giggles between 200BC and 500.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 09:57 PM (Lzpvj)

509 Could someone please make a meme of Zucker rowing Chris Cuomo out into the middle of Lake Tahoe?

Please!!!
Posted by: 29Victor

In Godfather II, Fredo is shot to death while fishing from a boat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 09:57 PM (FVME7)

510 Holy Grail!?!

No one mentioned MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!?!

It's like I don't even belong here

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2021 09:57 PM (U2p+3)

511 funny post on gossip site today says Beto's wife has a boyfriend she stays with a couple of nights a week.

Not a surprise.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:57 PM (AwPyG)

512 >>> 491 482 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:52 PM (llON

The USAF will always be the USAAC to me....

point being Air Corps Intel was running the beginnings of psyops during the depression....
Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (Lzpvj)

Gotcha. I was not aware the rot was that bad, that long ago.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:57 PM (llON8)

513 467 2 The Ho will be in the Oval Office soon, God help us
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2021 08:14 PM (2JoB

You want to really be depressed? I read someone's prediction today (and he states he has predicted correctly a bunch of stuff, lol) that they will buy off the ho and send her packing, Hitlary will replace her, then they will boot Biden and we will get Hillary Clinton for communist dictator.
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Hey, that will just simplify things. 'Cause the Hildabeast is a stupid megalomanic bully to the degree that both the first and second Triumvirates would've collectively said, "Whoa lady, you might want to slow down and be more gentle, and persuasive there." With her in the Oval Office we'll just jump ahead to Civil War 2.0 and settle the issue in the most decisive fashion. Which I think the red states will win in 6-8 months, tops.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 09:58 PM (W+kMI)

514 >>> 510 Holy Grail!?!

No one mentioned MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!?!

It's like I don't even belong here
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2021 09:57 PM (U2p+3)

^^^
374

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:58 PM (llON8)

515 Rap mogul Russell Simmons, fellow New Yorker ; endorser of Joe and K; good pal of the O's quietly returned from Bali several months ago after 'relocating' there following allegations of rape and/or sexual assault that arose around 2017 and the #Me too movement.

Surely, Andrew could call upon him for travel and statue of limitations advice.

Posted by: Lola at November 30, 2021 09:58 PM (VQp1G)

516 If a high school kid kills white people does he get an A in critical race theory?

Posted by: zmdavid at November 30, 2021 09:58 PM (xqRaG)

517 If they're gonna try to back door someone into the Presidency it might be The Wookie.

Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2021 09:58 PM (0hbQ6)

518 >> Ilhan Omar says that Boebert called her a sand-n_ _r.


Oh sure, that's totally believable from the woman who lied about her identity on her immigration docs, married her brother for immigration and college tuition scam, illegally used her campaign funds to pay for the quickie divorce from her brother, lied about not seeing him in years (despite pics of them together on facebook), and so on.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 09:58 PM (bDqIh)

519 Look, I've brought my husband and kids to a few MoMe's and CPS hasn't collected them yet....

Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2021 09:56 PM (UUBmN)

Those were really your kids? They seemed too nice to be related to you....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2021 09:59 PM (Q9lwr)

520 493 Ilhan Omar says that Boebert called her a sand-n_ _r.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (iam1O)

nagger?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2021 09:59 PM (ynpvh)

521 Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Both a meme and true.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 09:59 PM (ZLI7S)

522 If you search Brave or Bing for "Ethan Crumbley", you get all the news reports for the school shooting in Oxford, MI. The strange thing about that is the name doesn't actually appear anywhere on any of those pages. I haven't tried any other search engine.

Just a name I saw mentioned in a TGP thread, purported to be going around social media as the shooter.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 30, 2021 09:59 PM (OssQ4)

523 43 Taurus goes off if you shake it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Sorta like a teenage boy.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 30, 2021 08:30 PM (1hsNT)

That WOULD be embarrassing!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 30, 2021 09:59 PM (hlxe7)

524 interesting that the fed courts seem to be at odds.

I told you that the OSHA stay was a slick move by the 5th circuit, and now fed judges are issuing national mandates.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 09:59 PM (AwPyG)

525 I am here and HE is usually reading Q garbage or whatever the diehard/can't face reality MAGA people read.
Bonnie Blue

? who are the can't face reality MAGA people?

Posted by: old chick at November 30, 2021 09:59 PM (sOete)

526 510 Holy Grail!?!

No one mentioned MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!?!

It's like I don't even belong here
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2021 09:57 PM (U2p+3)

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Yep. They did. Comment 371.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 10:00 PM (CAJOC)

527 No one mentioned MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!?!

It's like I don't even belong here
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2021 09:57 PM (U2p+3)

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I made reference to it upthread.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 10:00 PM (kTF2Z)

528 It's not confiscation if you have the option to sell to a cop or can nerf your weapon to comply with their law.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 09:56 PM (i0wNm)

The tree of liberty is looking parched....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2021 10:00 PM (Q9lwr)

529 89 TonyPete, so far I have explained:
1. Being Willowed 2. JJ Sefton's Morning Doom & Gloom 3. Bluebell's place in the Universe 4. Bluebell's shiv 5. What Sponge means 6. Who Sponge is 7. Bacon Wenches 8. Ben Had 9. Ben Had's kitchen table
I'm sure there's more. It's an ongoing process.
Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 08:39 PM (a8b7P)

Heck, I'd like to know...

Posted by: Flyover at November 30, 2021 10:00 PM (Rbu5d)

530 Yeah, I don't think they can back-door Hillary in as president--not without exposing the whole game.



For the love of everything holy, never use "Hillary" and "back-door" in the same sentence again.

Posted by: pep at November 30, 2021 10:01 PM (ZsR3z)

531 Shocka: Hannity is defending Fredo.

I watched so you guys wouldn't have to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 10:01 PM (ptqGC)

532 509 Could someone please make a meme of Zucker rowing Chris Cuomo out into the middle of Lake Tahoe?

Please!!!
Posted by: 29Victor

In Godfather II, Fredo is shot to death while fishing from a boat.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 09:57 PM (FVME7)

Yeah, that was kinda my point. You see them row out, with Michael in the foreground and then *pop* goes the weasel.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 30, 2021 10:01 PM (BJKQV)

533 493 Ilhan Omar says that Boebert called her a sand-n_ _r.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (iam1O)


Well that's clearly not true. She's a towel-headed Jew and America hating brother fucker. And I wish her well. The deeper the well, the more I wish.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2021 10:01 PM (F0YaR)

534 Ilhan Omar is an incestuous liar

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 10:02 PM (V13WU)

535 528 It's not confiscation if you have the option to sell to a cop or can nerf your weapon to comply with their law.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2021 09:56 PM (i0wNm)

The tree of liberty is looking parched....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2021 10:00 PM (Q9lwr)

My BIL says that if you lose your job because you won't take the jab, that's your choice. Apparently just as voluntary as paying income tax.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2021 10:02 PM (ynpvh)

536 512 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 09:57 PM (llON

it was a small acorn seed comparatively, they ran pretty robust counter-intel on equipment and used disinformation about capability.

Roswell was where the shiny new USAF got to really swing for the fences, then you had the Robertson Panel basically say to the Feds "you need to watch the koooks" which eventually evolved into "manipulate the kooks."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robertson_Panel

The USAF and NSA eventually got into contests to see who could screw with the public harder when need be.

For a real sad example research the destruction of Paul Bennewitz.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 10:02 PM (Lzpvj)

537 The ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 10:02 PM (CAJOC)

538 Omar apparently doesn't know for whom that slur is directed at. It's not Somalis.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 10:02 PM (7YukL)

539 Ilhan Omar says that Boebert called her a sand-n_ _r.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (iam1O)

I live in Minnesota and we call her worse than that on a daily basis. By her own sharia law she should have been stoned to death. I'd proudly throw the first stone.

Posted by: Fra Fillipo at November 30, 2021 10:02 PM (WH8+k)

540 534 Ilhan Omar is an incestuous liar

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 10:02 PM (V13WU)

She only does that for fun and profit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 30, 2021 10:02 PM (ynpvh)

541 Hannity could be an IC asset.

Or just an ass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2021 10:03 PM (mfElR)

542 https://youtu.be/kOT39FXstho

Rick Doty on Bennewitz

Doty is an interesting fella

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 10:03 PM (Lzpvj)

543 516 If a high school kid kills white people does he get an A in critical race theory?
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He gets a Premium Membership in BLM.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 10:03 PM (W+kMI)

544 So many memes. So little time.

Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2021 10:03 PM (a8b7P)

545 So, how did Joe's visit to Waukesha go today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 10:03 PM (ptqGC)

546 Whitest MoFo I've ever seen!

https://bit.ly/31mON6c

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 30, 2021 10:04 PM (FVME7)

547 531 Shocka: Hannity is defending Fredo.

I watched so you guys wouldn't have to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Hannity is nothing but flexible. And boring.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 10:04 PM (9hXN1)

548 >>> 519 Look, I've brought my husband and kids to a few MoMe's and CPS hasn't collected them yet....
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2021 09:56 PM (UUBmN)

Those were really your kids? They seemed too nice to be related to you....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2021 09:59 PM (Q9lwr)

The youngest one is a pretty good shot.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 10:04 PM (llON8)

549 Someone else, too, but I forget who it was.
Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:33 PM (AwPyG)

The twatter dude!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 30, 2021 10:04 PM (hlxe7)

550 NOOD

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 30, 2021 10:05 PM (llON8)

551 547 Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 10:04 PM (9hXN1)

Hannity is why we lose.

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 10:06 PM (Lzpvj)

552 Ilhan Omar says that Boebert called her a sand-n_ _r.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 09:54 PM (iam1O)

I guaran-damn-tee that this is a fucking lie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at November 30, 2021 10:06 PM (x8Wzq)

553 360 I've sanitized my phone twelve times now and it still feels sticky.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 09:29 PM (ptqGC)


2 to 3 minutes in an ultrasonic cleaner using an acetone bath ought to clear that up.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 30, 2021 10:06 PM (8C7+r)

554 Hannity is why we lose.

Posted by: sven

True dat.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2021 10:07 PM (9hXN1)

555 549 Someone else, too, but I forget who it was.
Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 08:33 PM (AwPyG)

The twatter dude!
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 30, 2021 10:04 PM (hlxe7)

And...you already mentioned him and I'm blind!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at November 30, 2021 10:07 PM (hlxe7)

556 So, how did Joe's visit to Waukesha go today?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2021 10:03 PM (ptqGC)
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I think he backed out.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2021 10:10 PM (7b2L9)

557 Ilhan Omar says that Boebert called her a sand-n_ _r.

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Okay. So what?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 30, 2021 10:11 PM (q8U4k)

558 496 454
I agree with these except possibly Bigfoot. I think if it were real, at least one of them would have been smeared across I-80 by a Peterbilt by now, or whacked by a die-hard hunter in a tree stand, or caught beyond doubt on a game-cam, or just fell over dead somewhere it would be found. Unless we assume they are sapient, which would be a whole 'nuther ball game.

Aliens, though, I believe in that. Roswell is probably bullshit, but it's a distraction. We are definitely not alone in the universe, and it's possible we've been visited. And human civilization goes back way farther than we think it does. Not just Gobekli Tepe far, but very much farther than that.
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To keep it short, I agree with you generally about alien visitation and the longer human civilization track. As for Bigfoot, well, there have been creatures hit by vehicles and shot by hunters. When these events were reported the bodies and injured creatures were removed by Government agents, who then enforced silence on the witnesses for a time. But yeah, the creatures are smarter than the average bear, or hiker.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 30, 2021 10:12 PM (W+kMI)

559 "Yeah, I don't think they can back-door Hillary in as president--not without exposing the whole game."

well, in a sense, the same should have applied to feeble Joe (icon of mob corruption, international grifter, incompetent boob) Biden ... yet here he is ... "Leader of the Free World".

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2021 10:12 PM (Cus5s)

560 To keep it short, I agree with you generally about alien visitation"

Not me ... "aliens" would have to have conquered light speed travel ... Star Trek shows that as they visit "primitive" planets" but is that really feasible? I think not ... but if so, they are like gods to us ... and it is all well beyond our hands. So do we just submit? No, it is evil people that want us to submit to false gods like Faucism. ..

If it was some real superior alien race trying to help us, they would not give us Fauci or Gates or Soros.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2021 10:20 PM (Cus5s)

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