CNN: White House Exasperated with Bumbling Incompetence<br> -- "Awkward Answers," "Cringiness" -- of Kumala Harris

CNN: White House Exasperated with Bumbling Incompetence
-- "Awkward Answers," "Cringiness" -- of Kumala Harris

Littlefinger is babbling so let me sneak a real blog post in here. Of course, you can continue commenting in the below post, or commenting on the trial in this post.

Can't wait until the White House examines the performance of the PFOTUS (Pants-Filler of the United States).

CNN notes that Kumala and her staff are equally exasperated by Crappy Joe.

Worn out by what they see as entrenched dysfunction and lack of focus, key West Wing aides have largely thrown up their hands at Vice President Kamala Harris and her staff -- deciding there simply isn't time to deal with them right now, especially at a moment when President Joe Biden faces quickly multiplying legislative and political concerns.
The exasperation runs both ways. Interviews with nearly three dozen former and current Harris aides, administration officials, Democratic operatives, donors and outside advisers -- who spoke extensively to CNN -- reveal a complex reality inside the White House. Many in the vice president's circle fume that she's not being adequately prepared or positioned, and instead is being sidelined.

This is very much a complaint rooted in feminist grievance -- if a woman isn't succeeding, it's because men aren't playing Daddy Do-Right to her and hand-holding her through a job she was appointed to for diversity points to make sure she succeeds (but doing so invisibly so that she succeeds "On Her Own").

That's in my mind because of this discussion in the Boyscast of feminist whine-merchants complaining that the world of NFTs -- digital art -- is being gatekept from women precisely because there are no gatekeepers at all, and thus no figures of authority to pass our Diversity Slots or offer up Charity Funding.

The article points out that only 5% of the people in NFT are women -- but at a recent NFT convention, 20% of the speakers were women.

That proves that where there are gatekeepers, the gatekeepers work to significantly overrepresent women and artificially increase their presence.

So the real complaint is that there aren't enough gatekeepers holding open the gates for women and even simply carrying them over the threshhold.

When these endlessly-aggrieved whining losers complain they're being "kept out" of an industry or even a hobby (such as hiking or birdwatching!), what they really mean is that White Men aren't actively begging them to join and cooing "You can do it! You go girl! YASS KWEEN SLAY!" and hand-holding them and mentoring them and basically acting like their Daddies, patiently teaching them and instructing them and even supporting them financially, despite being strangers with no emotional or filial or sexual investment in them whatsoever.

Sorry for the tangent. The whole podcast is kind of about that. Near the end of the show they discuss an article about "investment advice" from Elle Magazine's "ElleVest" vertical. Instead of providing women with actual advice about investment from an actual woman who invests money, Elle... hired another low-level Grievance Studies blogger to complain about the anti-woman hostility of the language of investment, complaining that terms like "bull," "alpha, "pump-and-dump" were toxically masculine.

Yes, that's what's going to get women to be investment self-starters: more whining about trivial language-policing micro-bothers.

Hey, I've got a weird idea -- maybe if women were encouraged by other women to actually take an interest in these things instead of being encouraged to waste their time with stupid low-IQ blogbait, more women would enter these fields.

Maybe the primary gatekeepers keeping women out of these fields and hobbies are... other women.

Let me get back to the actual topic of this post.

The vice president herself has told several confidants she feels constrained in what she's able to do politically. And those around her remain wary of even hinting at future political ambitions, with Biden's team highly attuned to signs of disloyalty, particularly from the vice president.
...
Few of the insiders who spoke with CNN think she's being well-prepared for whichever role it will be.

Again: Notice she's shifting the responsibility for making her well-prepared to other people. The Most Effective Female Politician In America needs to be hand-held by Daddy.

Fixed that border yet, Kumala?

Okay that's a cheap shot: Biden doesn't want the border fixed and in fact it's his policy to keep it chaotic.

Harris is struggling with a rocky relationship with some parts of the White House, while long-time supporters feel abandoned and see no coherent public sense of what she's done or been trying to do as vice president. Being the first woman, and first woman of color, in national elected office is historic but has also come with outsized scrutiny and no forgiveness for even small errors, as she'll often point out.
Defenders and people who care for Harris are getting frantic.

Sounds like a real emotionally stable crew over there.

...
She's perceived to be in such a weak position that top Democrats in and outside of Washington have begun to speculate privately, asking each other why the White House has allowed her to become so hobbled in the public consciousness, at least as they see it.

Why has a Man allowed a Woman to founder and flail in her job??!!

By the way: Have you seen how the White House is doing "protecting" Joe Biden?

This is a White House in disarray generally. Understandably that would frustrate Kumala and her staff.

You know who's also frustrated? The American people, the thousands left behind in Afghanistan, the people being killed by illegal aliens pouring over the border.

Lotta frustration out there.

I just don't understand what Kumala thinks she'd actually be good at.

These people are... what's the word? Dumb as puddle of mud that's been fucked by retards.

...
It's a conundrum unique to her. People are expecting their historic vice president to make history every day when in fact she's trying to carry the duties of a secondary role. Harris is being judged not just by how she's doing in the traditional duties of a vice president, said Minyon Moore, a longtime Democratic operative who has become Harris' most important outside adviser. "It's a little more subliminal, but it's real," Moore said. "'What is her playbook in history?'"

Who expects this nothing of a career nothing to do something in the nothing job of Vice President?

Oh right the Identity Politics fanatics. The racists, the Feminine Supremacists.

The White House has entered damage control mode, with Jen Psaki tweeting out how very valuable Kumala everyone at the White House believes Kumala is.

Jen Psaki
@PressSec
United States government official
For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country -- from voting rights to addressing root causes of migration to expanding broadband.

Mollie
@MZHemingway

HahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaha
HahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaha
haHahahahahahahahahahaha

There's renewed chatter about swapping out Kumala Harris as 2024 candidate presumptive for Pete Bootyjudge, fresh off his success of abandoning his post in a time of crisis for a secret two month plus gayby-sitting vacation.

And the black side of the Democrat Identity Politics Coalition is not happy.

Below: Why won't White Men make Kumala Harris prepared to answer easily-anticipated questions? Why are White Men #gatekeeping Kumala Harris away from doing the basic prep work needed to be successful?

Why don't White Men prepare briefing materials for her and go through them with her question by question the way Daddy used to help her with her homework?

Kamala Harris gets asked an actual question for once and has no idea how to respond.

Her response on Russia's threat to Ukraine: "Umm... I cannot talk to you about classified information" pic.twitter.com/SvzFfk0I9o
— Jake Schneider (@jacobkschneider) November 15, 2021

F***ing White Men, man. When will they finally accept that they are bound to service to everyone else in the world?!?! Like, what is it called when your labor is not your own but rather owed to others...? What is that state of servitude called...?

Oh right: White Men are now expected to be NFL Draftees to Women and Minorities.

Posted by: Ace at 03:07 PM

Comments

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1 Fight!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 15, 2021 03:07 PM (U7wke)

2 Kamala's burps taste like Willie Brown.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 15, 2021 03:08 PM (N39Ws)

3 The previous thread was informed of the existence of this thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 15, 2021 03:08 PM (U7wke)

4 Whoa. There's a Yo Momma joke here somewhere.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 15, 2021 03:08 PM (/VWLE)

5 Blew the margins on that one.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:08 PM (OCTRt)

6 Stealing elections with terribly politicians couldn't have gone wrong.

It was ironclad!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

7 How many carrots are you adding ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Ah, thanks for reminding me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2021 03:09 PM (1t5dY)

8 It's the Mollie Hemmingway laugh quote that blew the margins.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:09 PM (OCTRt)

9 Tough choice.. Buttplug or the Ho

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2021 03:09 PM (ZLo/1)

10 Where is Kamala? Margins been blown.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 15, 2021 03:09 PM (8Qoxs)

11 To be fair, Kumala is used to a quid pro quo. So maybe they should give her something she can get her mouth on.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (wtmsr)

12 >>>5 Blew the margins on that one.

can you see what's blowing the margins? I can't figure it out.

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (0G13K)

13 They are putting out warring leaks. It's hilarious. Soon Kamala will confirm Biden shit his pants with the Pope...

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (CYnTg)

14 A Buttigieg-Harris catfight is one I really am not interested in watching.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (mbFEM)

15 Wide stance

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (ILJtB)

16 do the margins feel slightly blown in here?

Posted by: Quinten tarintino at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (8D42x)

17 Not a prediction:

Biden runs in 2024, dropping Kamala and replacing her with Buttigieg.
Trump also runs with Winsome Sears as his running mate.

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

18 If she hadn't made herself "useful" to a select number of powerful men along the way, she would be turning tricks in some roadstop parking lot somewhere. He literally have a Stupid Whore for VP right now.

amusingly, even Democrats are starting to realize that now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (trdmm)

19 They each recognize the other's unfitness for office, well it's a start.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (xqRaG)

20 can you see what's blowing the margins? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: ace

Mollie's unbroken laugh towards the bottom.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (OCTRt)

21 Imma pretty sure Kamala likes butt stuff.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (tiR3O)

22
At least Molly and I are in good company, we've both blown out the margins.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (dQvv7)

23 "finna." Is that the new tryna?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (vN+oL)

24 12 >>>5 Blew the margins on that one.

can you see what's blowing the margins? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (0G13K)

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Follow the rules, ace. Molly Hemingway should be banned from the HQ for blowing the margins.

DO IT!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

25 can you see what's blowing the margins? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (0G13K)

Mollie's block quote thingy, maybe?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Go Broncs! at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (x8Wzq)

26 I haven't been blown this good for a long time

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (XB6+k)

27
Defenders and people who care for Harris are getting frantic.

Missed opportunity for "hysterical".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (n+4am)

28 can you see what's blowing the margins? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (0G13K)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT KAMALA HARRIS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 15, 2021 03:12 PM (mbFEM)

29 "It's a little more subliminal, but it's real," Moore said. "'What is her playbook in history?'"
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What a stupid and insane thing to say and talk about. What makes history, Moore? It's what you do, and why you do it. If Kamala is worried about her legacy and the judgement of history, she ought to try being better now. Except she can't be better because she's an incompetent, shrill harpy who was picked because she ticks the right boxes that Biden vomited out on the campaign trail.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2021 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

30 Thank God, Binger is done testifying.

Posted by: JustSo at November 15, 2021 03:12 PM (fdpot)

31 Internally tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Hillary at November 15, 2021 03:12 PM (F0YaR)

32 Good post. However, I never have any idea what people are making a reference to when they use "YASS KWEEN SLAY". It was obviously to some show or movie which I didn't see.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2021 03:12 PM (YK8CE)

33 finna = "fixing to" for subliterates, from my understanding

Posted by: Oldstoke at November 15, 2021 03:12 PM (sb+Cg)

34 They deserve each other.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2021 03:12 PM (OXu5q)

35 Can you think of another person besides Kumala, who every time they open their yap, it just makes things worse?

Biden is a demented pants-shitter. What her excuse- did she have a secret lobotomy?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2021 03:12 PM (wtmsr)

36 Andy McCarthy just said he was really surprised that there weren't any objections from the defense.
Attorney Brian Claypool said the video that Binger keeps playing helps the defense.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2021 03:13 PM (NpAcC)

37 To become somebody in California politics, you must genuflect and pay homage to Willie Brown, and kiss his ring.

Kamala decided the ring on his finger wasn't the one to put her lips on. Hence her ascendancy to where she is today.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 15, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)

38 18 If she hadn't made herself "useful" to a select number of powerful men along the way, she would be turning tricks in some roadstop parking lot somewhere. He literally have a Stupid Whore for VP right now.

amusingly, even Democrats are starting to realize that now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (trdmm)

============

"We screwed up. He's an idiot, infirm, and unable to control his bladder. She's a whore. Would you take a gay guy who took weeks of paternity leave for an adopted baby when he should have been overseeing the response to the worst supply chain crisis in decades instead?"
-The DNC in 2024

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

39 >>>28 can you see what's blowing the margins? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (0G13K)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT KAMALA HARRIS!

heh

i figured it out. For some reason the blog treated the ryan long link as if it were all one uninterrupted string.

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 03:13 PM (0G13K)

40 Ah...fun with Ace's...interesting...formatting.

Fixed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 15, 2021 03:13 PM (Q9lwr)

41 Kamala's my 25th Amendment insurance policy!

Posted by: Fartin' Joe Biden! at November 15, 2021 03:13 PM (I2/tG)

42 finna = "fixing to" for subliterates, from my understanding
Posted by: Oldstoke

Finna fitness - I'm fixing to fit this whole sammich in my mouf.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:14 PM (OCTRt)

43 The vice president herself has told several confidants she feels constrained in what she's able to do politically.

Well, that's because she's an idiot with no recognizable aptitude other than forming an "O".

Few of the insiders who spoke with CNN think she's being well-prepared for whichever role it will be.

Call me crazy, but aren't you supposed to know what you're doing BEFORE you're a heartbeat from the presidency?

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:14 PM (ZsR3z)

44 or maybe it was mollie hemingway's hahahhaaha and a coblogger fixed it

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 03:14 PM (0G13K)

45 Do they use tent fabric to make Fatlock's suits.
Goodness that guy is wide.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 15, 2021 03:14 PM (2xGy+)

46 The Daddy issues mindset has never been said better. Young girls need this from their actual fathers. Not the pedo cabal.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2021 03:14 PM (Eqkqm)

47 Those stupid masks. Annoys me every fucking time I see them

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:15 PM (CYnTg)

48 Holy fuck, that was long.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2021 03:15 PM (1t5dY)

49 When these endlessly-aggrieved whining losers complain they're being "kept out" of an industry or even a hobby (such as hiking or birdwatching!), what they really mean is that White Men aren't actively begging them to join and cooing "You can do it! You go girl! YASS KWEEN SLAY!" and hand-holding them and mentoring them and basically acting like their Daddies, patiently teaching them and instructing them and even supporting them financially, despite being strangers with no emotional or filial or sexual investment in them whatsoever.
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Yes, and it plays out hilariously (in a "did I drop acid and forget about it" kind of way). I work in high tech. There is this constant push for "women in tech." Women get preferential hiring, on-the-job treatment, promotiona, lots of special programs, fawning recognition, etc. My industry has pulled out all the stops for the dames.

The problem is that there still aren't enough women, and the washout rate is high. Women are more likely to quit tech jobs and not reenter the industry. As a result, my old company started yet another new identity program. It was to identify female *former* tech workers to entice them back after they quit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2021 03:15 PM (DU+/6)

50 28 can you see what's blowing the margins? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (0G13K)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT KAMALA HARRIS!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 15, 2021 03:12 PM (mbFEM

lol! best BEN R post in a long time!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:15 PM (trdmm)

51 So let me get this straight. Biden's people think VP Fellatio and her people are incompetents? I figured they'd appreciate the diversion.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 15, 2021 03:15 PM (UW5XW)

52 >>>40 Ah...fun with Ace's...interesting...formatting.

Fixed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at

ah thank you, I just realized, it must have been the hahahaa, and a cob must have fixed it.

thank you.

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 03:15 PM (0G13K)

53 The defense made a couple of early objections and Binger said if you want to argue it do it in the rebuttal and the judge agreed.

Seems to me that making objections that get slapped down is a bad move.

They get 2 hours to go to take Binger's bullshit down. Let's see how they do.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 03:15 PM (mbFEM)

54 Peter Principle meets Affirmative Action.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 03:15 PM (oHd/0)

55 "she feels constrained in what she's able to do politically"

Because she had to be constrained because she is an idiot who took an opportunity two months into office to dump on her boss (in the border crisis) and make him look bad in an attempted coup. Turns out Biden knows how to handle a hoe, so he put her in charge of it and magically the bad press ended overnight. She did all of this to herself. She shouldn't have been within fifty feet of the White House but got there by being a stupid hoe and now she's surprised they treat her like that.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 15, 2021 03:15 PM (Ectld)

56 A Buttigieg-Harris catfight is one I really am not interested in watching.

Posted by: blaster

Really? I'd pay good money to watch that.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:16 PM (ZsR3z)

57 Kamala shit my pants!
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:16 PM (CYnTg)

58 "There's renewed chatter about swapping out Kumala Harris as 2024 candidate presumptive for Pete Bootyjudge, fresh off his success of abandoning his post in a time of crisis for a secret two month plus gayby-sitting vacation."

That's some double-plus-good snark, Ace.

Posted by: Doof at November 15, 2021 03:16 PM (mZUr4)

59 And this toxic bimbo will be president, when the vile stupid corrupt piece of garbage now "president" dies or is removed.

81 million votes.

But man, that generic ballot lead!

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 03:16 PM (OTzUX)

60 Black's are about to find out Good and Hard where on the Social Woke Justice Totem Pole they are on.

Answer: It's on the bottom.

Posted by: AFG Vet at November 15, 2021 03:16 PM (a7HML)

61 Harris is struggling with a rocky relationship with some parts of the White House, while long-time supporters feel abandoned and see no coherent public sense of what she's done or been trying to do as vice president.

It's a bitch trying to square "historic first blah blah blah" with "job which exists in case the other person drops dead".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 15, 2021 03:16 PM (U7wke)

62 Hey, Ron Klain! YOU wasted The Junta's first-round draft pick on a loser! Now YOU have to deal with her no-cut, no-trade contract! Suck it! Bwahahahahah!

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2021 03:16 PM (AMIL/)

63 The DNC in 2024
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

At this rate, Trump 2022 will be a very good alternative for the Rats. Because there will be blood by 2024 unless they can persuade Trump that it isn't necessary. And so it right now.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2021 03:17 PM (Eqkqm)

64 56 A Buttigieg-Harris catfight is one I really am not interested in watching.

Posted by: blaster

Really? I'd pay good money to watch that.
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A hundred says that Kamala can take the fag is 5 minutes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 15, 2021 03:17 PM (tiR3O)

65
I love how the commie cocksucker Donk argument is always the same.

Women, you are powerful and capable, and can only succeed if Daddy Government gives you a leg up.

Black folks, you are powerful and capable, and can only succeed if Daddy Government gives you a leg up.

LGBTEIEIO people, you are powerful and capable, and can only succeed if Daddy Government gives you a leg up.

Differently Documented Dreamers, you are powerful and capable, and can only succeed if Daddy Government gives you a leg up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2021 03:17 PM (n+4am)

66 Answer: It's on the bottom.
Posted by: AFG Vet at November 15, 2021 03:16 PM (a7HML)

Wait, that doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 15, 2021 03:17 PM (mbFEM)

67 "Harris is struggling with a rocky relationship with some parts of the White House"

Look, Kamala. Everyone's gotta take turns changing the Big Guy's diaper. His butt isn't going to wipe itself.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 15, 2021 03:17 PM (Ectld)

68 The vice president herself has told several confidants she feels constrained in what she's able to do politically.

Let's count our blessings, what few remain.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (Xrfse)

69 Here's the thing I just don't get:

She's not black. Not in the African-American sense. Not in the Tim Scott sense. Not in what's mattered culturally.

Jeebus, I bought a piece of property some years ago from a Japanese family that'd been in California before my grandparents were fleeing the Germans in 1914.

She's an accidental-American, she's the product of two foreigners who exchanged bodily fluids and - voila - citizen!

She's not here because she wants to be and worked her ass off to be so (Ms Sears in VA) or because her family had roots here. She's an accident. Even more so than Obama.

I don't begrudge her that, specifically. I have a couple good friends who were anchor babies. But we've got a problem when the people that one of our parties elevate to the top - for reasons of tint - have no cultural ties to the country.

Posted by: Strip Mall Yoda at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (8erNz)

70 Kamala she suck a dick right nice... but that be about all she do.

Posted by: Willy Brown at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (iDcra)

71 Buttyjidge would turtle up and cry like a baby...

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (CYnTg)

72 How you know you're being played: The same media that bends over forwards to cover for this administration ("Inflation is a good thing!") is now attacking someone in this administration.

Look CNN, just tell us the endgame here. Otherwise, shut up and go away.

Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (FJYfm)

73 -
"finna." Is that the new tryna? -
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I assume it is some social-media-speak, which is equal-opportunity ebonics for everyone. Another of the myriad signs of decline.

Posted by: irright at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (SchQD)

74
She's another one of those you-go-girl heroes who thinks she should be awarded three bases for checking the right boxes. Then her illusions get shattered by her own limitations and the realization that shrewder, smarter people have gotten ahead of her. Instead of showing any humility, she blames society as a whole for her failure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (/U27+)

75 Quick, trot out Stepdaughter as a distraction.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (TNyrE)

76 Target Sports USA has some decent prices for bulk ammo. Most being steel rooskie stuff.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (2xGy+)

77 My thoughts this morning was the White house saying The Ho was MVP probably means she isn't

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (BmXZ9)

78 You failed to ask the essential question, ace, so let me help out.

Does Kumula appear on Oprah before or after she escapes the clutches of this racist and misogynistic Administration?

Glad to have been of assistance.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (EemAn)

79 This is a White House in disarray generally.

One might say a White House staffed by incompetents, serving an incompetent incompetently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (U7wke)

80 65
I love how the commie cocksucker Donk argument is always the same.

Women, you are powerful and capable, and can only succeed if Daddy Government gives you a leg up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2021 03:17 PM (n+4am)

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Way back to the Life of Julia nonsense from the Obama administration. "You will be alone forever, a child will magically come into your life without a man, and the government will make sure you're safe and comfortable forever."

Some girl I knew at the time posted it to Facebook and said, "Sounds about right," approvingly. I'm glad I barely knew her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

81 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (tnTy7)

82 If the MSM is openly talking on this it must be really grim, much worse than they are reporting.

Can't wait to hear about the first historic woman of color VP forced to resign - by Democrats!

Posted by: Ripley at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (MxEKc)

83 >>>"finna." Is that the new tryna? -

maybe fixin' ta?

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 03:19 PM (0G13K)

84 >> Defenders and people who care for Harris are getting frantic.

Missed opportunity for "hysterical".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (n+4am)

And the time tested cure for hysteria is the orgasm...

That's Huma-level devotion by 'staffers'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2021 03:19 PM (F0YaR)

85 The fucking judge just admitted he wasn't timing the Prosecution's statement. So much for constraining the Prosecutor to the pre-agreed upon time. The defense had better know exactly how much time this ass prattled on, so his rebuttal time is appropriately limited.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2021 03:19 PM (sG4Hj)

86 With the potential swap of Kackling Kamala for Moyor Pete, it almost makes me want to see Poopy Joe make it through his term in office.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 15, 2021 03:19 PM (iMzef)

87 Contempt of Congress is a serious thing.

-
Uh oh. I'm in a shit load of trouble!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 15, 2021 03:19 PM (FVME7)

88 And this toxic bimbo will be president, when the vile stupid corrupt piece of garbage now "president" dies or is removed.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 03:16 PM (OTzUX)

I hope so. The closest Harris will be to strongman status is if she's sucking one off. And frankly, any such warlord/ dicktator can do way better than her.

A Harris presidency would be the death knell of the occupied government. I'm not sure what would replace it. Only that the process would be bloody.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2021 03:19 PM (Eqkqm)

89 "How you know you're being played: The same media that bends over forwards to cover for this administration is now attacking someone in this administration."

What we're witnessing, I think, is the internecine pissing contest. Kamala has The Hill and Biden has CNN trading slaps back and forth.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (Ectld)

90 The vice president herself has told several confidants she feels constrained in what she's able to do politically.

I don't see how. As VP she can pretty much suck whomever's dick she wants.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (OCTRt)

91 Beto or Harris? These are their 2024 choices? how the hell do we lose to these clowns?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (hV9ir)

92 72 How you know you're being played: The same media that bends over forwards to cover for this administration ("Inflation is a good thing!") is now attacking someone in this administration.

Look CNN, just tell us the endgame here. Otherwise, shut up and go away.
Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (FJYfm)

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It's a battle of factions within the Democratic Party, both sides clamoring for the king of the hill position, and both sides using friendly media outlets to leak their frustrations. It's not some grand plan. It's two sides that hate each other making their hatred known to the world, hoping it'll turn positive for them politically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

93 Harris' visit to NASA was one of the most revolting things I've seen in quite a while.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (2xGy+)

94 56 A Buttigieg-Harris catfight is one I really am not interested in watching.

Posted by: blaster
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I suck a better dick.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (iDcra)

95 Harris is struggling with a rocky relationship with some parts of the White House, while long-time supporters feel abandoned and see no coherent public sense of what she's done or been trying to do as vice president. Being the first woman, and first woman of color, in national elected office is historic but has also come with outsized scrutiny and no forgiveness for even small errors, as she'll often point out.
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For how long is she entitled to forgiveness? That she is a dark-colored woman is irrelevant because in her job results matter. She has fucked up every task she's been given. She is shrill, unlikable, incompetent, brittle, rude, distant, arrogant and contemptuous. To how many free passes is she entitled?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (DU+/6)

96
But she'll fail upwards. God have mercy on our poor nation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (/U27+)

97 79 This is a White House in disarray generally.

One might say a White House staffed by incompetents, serving an incompetent incompetently.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (U7wke)

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According to Mel Brooks, this is a recipe for a Broadway hit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

98 I love how Biden is in trouble... and SUDDENLY it's 'Russia Russia Russia' again.

Even from Repub Senators.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (oHd/0)

99 Harris attended Notre-Dame-des-Neiges, a French-speaking Elementary School, and then Westmount High School in Quebec

She's American as Apple Pie.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (mbFEM)

100 This Kamala...she is , how you say? The dumb
The French

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (CYnTg)

101 I saw the Toxic Bimbos open for the Incompetent Boobs at the Filmore in '96.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (DU+/6)

102 wow, now that i read the content, yeah it happens on occasion..., i can't believe just how bad it is.

Kumala just got the dreaded vote of confidence. generally, this means if she doesn't hit some kind of win streak starting with the next game, she'll be fired.

hopefully out of a canon...

Posted by: Quinten tarintino at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (8D42x)

103 79 This is a White House in disarray generally.

One might say a White House staffed by incompetents, serving an incompetent incompetently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (U7wke)
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Or would they be serving an incompetent competently? Would incompetently executing incompetence result in competence? Double negative and all that.

We need a style ruling on the field for this one I think.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (lNHqD)

104 My favorite recent Kumlala video:

Q- What to do about inflation?
A- Word salad

https://youtu.be/ywQZVOgYlk0

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (szbbg)

105 "finna" = "fixin' to".
Which is southern for "about to" or "getting ready to".

Posted by: Doof at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (mZUr4)

106 Can't wait to hear about the first historic woman of color VP forced to resign - by Democrats!

She won't be forced to resign, she'll have a health emergency which results in her inability to speak or write. And then, she'll fall off a cliff. Tragic.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (ZsR3z)

107 Probably. You could go 1 to 1.5 for about 5 -6 cups of cooking liquid.
Posted by: To be Fair

That's what I was thinking but I don't want to freeze 0.5lbs of meat... ok, mebbe a hamburger...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (1t5dY)

108 One might say a White House staffed by incompetents, serving an incompetent incompetently.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 15, 2021 03:18 PM (U7wke)

According to Mel Brooks, this is a recipe for a Broadway hit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

Springtime for Shitler?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (oHd/0)

109 102 Kumala just got the dreaded vote of confidence. generally, this means if she doesn't hit some kind of win streak starting with the next game, she'll be fired.

hopefully out of a canon...
Posted by: Quinten tarintino at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (8D42x)

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Vice President is an elected position. Biden can't fire her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

110 Stronk, powerrrful, wyman: I can do anything a man can do.

Also stronk, powerrrful, wyman: You men need to protect me from the expectations of basic competence and reality.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (jIL4c)

111
She is shrill, unlikable, incompetent, brittle, rude, distant, arrogant and contemptuous. To how many free passes is she entitled?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (DU+/6)

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How many did Hillary get?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (/U27+)

112 why are the white men in the WH back stabbing Kamalala? Because they're all gey

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (b+v9B)

113 90 The vice president herself has told several confidants she feels constrained in what she's able to do politically.

I don't see how. As VP she can pretty much suck whomever's dick she wants.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (OCTRt)

The only thing constraining what Kamala can do politically is her incompetence.

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (AMIL/)

114 So the White House is fed up with Kumala.

How racist.

But then, Kumala told us that herself in the primaries.

Posted by: Bete at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (F9322)

115 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center thinks Kumala Harris is as smart as Hillary and should be proud of hir accomplishments. She be did so many good things to help womin of color in California as the head of all women of color in the services industry and social organisations.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (otFiP)

116 Trump also runs with Winsome Sears as his running mate.

Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

Mrs. Sears is ineligible. Not that it stopped Barky.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (U7wke)

117 Methinks letting women vote and hold office was a tragic mistake.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (tiR3O)

118 How many did Hillary get?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (/U27+)
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Dear Lord, if that's the standard then she'll never exhaust the supply.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2021 03:23 PM (DU+/6)

119 This is what happens when elections are allowed to be stolen.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 15, 2021 03:23 PM (Bmy3R)

120 Or would they be serving an incompetent competently? Would incompetently executing incompetence result in competence? Double negative and all that.

We need a style ruling on the field for this one I think.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (lNHqD)

Total Protonic reversal... don't cross the streams.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 03:23 PM (oHd/0)

121 JillB: "We need a young-ish, minority woman for VP."
DemStaffer: "Hmm, well there's Harris and ... uh, uh ... that fat black chick from Georgia that lost the governor's race."
JillB: "I mean, I'm not racist myself, but everyone else in the country is, so don't you think Tank Abrams is just too black-black for my ... I mean their tastes?"
DemStaffer: "Harris called Joe a segregationist, didn't she?"
JillB: "Yep, but go ahead and give her a call anyways. We'll knife her later if we have to."

Posted by: Secret Transcript Service at November 15, 2021 03:23 PM (dYe5S)

122
I'm tanned, rested and ready,,, you know, just saying

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2021 03:23 PM (K2SnJ)

123 114 So the White House is fed up with Kumala.

How racist.

But then, Kumala told us that herself in the primaries.
Posted by: Bete at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (F9322)

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Back when the Democratic electorate hated her so much because of her race that they made it clear before voting even started that she had no chance of winning, even with the establishment media outlets doing everything they could to prop her up and inform the dumb rubes how awesome she was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

124 btw that is one of the more #based boyscasts.

Posted by: ace at November 15, 2021 03:23 PM (0G13K)

125 Don't make too much fun of Kamala Harris...she is in the throes of much a deserved judgment from God Almighty. She's not in a good place folks.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (sI15f)

126 It's a battle of factions within the Democratic Party, both sides clamoring for the king of the hill position, and both sides using friendly media outlets to leak their frustrations. It's not some grand plan. It's two sides that hate each other making their hatred known to the world, hoping it'll turn positive for them politically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

What's beginning is what I've been waiting for - as it becomes clear that they're about to be demolished in the 2022 elections, both sides are going to start going after each other with everything they have. Because they can't help themselves, because that's what Failure does to grossly overconfident, incompetent people.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (trdmm)

127 Kamala or Bootyglug? Are there no other Democrats who could run for Pres in 2 years?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (Ynyl9)

128 What? Why would this bimbo as "president" change anything? It won't. And the same dumbed-down, ignorant, racist, irresponsible, self-dealing electorate that gave them 81M votes will still be dominant - with the same collapsed institutions still dominating the heights of the civic culture.

Death-knell? Huh?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (OTzUX)

129 116 Trump also runs with Winsome Sears as his running mate.

Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

Mrs. Sears is ineligible. Not that it stopped Barky.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (U7wke)

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Right...forgot about that. So...Candice Owens?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

130 Vice President is an elected position. Biden can't fire her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

Also Biden can't remember her name. Or his name. So even if he could fire her, he can't fire her.

Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (FJYfm)

131 finna = "fixing to" for subliterates, from my understanding
Posted by: Oldstoke
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finna ... woke ... imma

Pretty soon we'll be reduced to communicating with grunts and clicks while we groom each other's fur for bugs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (YqDXo)

132 If she hadn't made herself "useful" to a select number of powerful men along the way, she would be turning tricks in some roadstop parking lot somewhere. He literally have a Stupid Whore for VP right now.

amusingly, even Democrats are starting to realize that now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:11 PM (trdmm)

Replace ,La with Meghan Markle. She was a yacht girl so it'll be a lateral stupid whore move on that front but she's younger.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (U7wke)

133 A Harris Presidency would be horrific. You think the levers of state are weaponized against you now?

Just wait.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 03:25 PM (mbFEM)

134 Kamala Harris gets asked an actual question for once and has no idea how to respond.

VeepThroat's mouth is good for one thing, and it ain't talking.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 15, 2021 03:25 PM (Bmy3R)

135 125 Don't make too much fun of Kamala Harris...she is in the throes of much a deserved judgment from God Almighty. She's not in a good place folks.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (sI15f)

she certainly enjoyed our suffering, I claim the right to enjoy hers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:25 PM (trdmm)

136 I'd like my root causes addressed.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 15, 2021 03:25 PM (4I/2K)

137 Kumala just got the dreaded vote of confidence. generally, this means if she doesn't hit some kind of win streak starting with the next game, she'll be fired.

hopefully out of a canon...

I'd prefer to see her eaten by mores eels.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:25 PM (ZsR3z)

138 When Joe Biden is embarassed by your gaffes...

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2021 03:25 PM (d6Kkx)

139 >>>136 I'd like my root causes addressed.

I've shown previous skill in addressing Willie Brown's root.

Posted by: Kumala the Root Whisperer at November 15, 2021 03:25 PM (0G13K)

140 126 What's beginning is what I've been waiting for - as it becomes clear that they're about to be demolished in the 2022 elections, both sides are going to start going after each other with everything they have. Because they can't help themselves, because that's what Failure does to grossly overconfident, incompetent people.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (trdmm)

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If Republicans can somehow win in 2024, I think that the Democratic Party split could finally happen. Their time in power is doing nothing that it should do for their coalition. You use power to paper over differences with patronage and legislation that gives favors to the different elements. They're getting shockingly little of that while grievance politics simply will not go away.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

141 Mrs. Sears is ineligible. Not that it stopped Barky.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (U7wke)

Right...forgot about that. So...Candice Owens?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

Ineligible because only Dems get to ignore teh Constitution.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (oHd/0)

142 >>Kamala Harris gets asked an actual question for once and has no idea how to respond.

Well. You can't suck a question off.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (d6Kkx)

143 It's not some grand plan. It's two sides that hate each other making their hatred known to the world, hoping it'll turn positive for them politically.

The Left has learned well from their father Stan to hate. It is their core competency. Couldn't be bothered to adopt any other skills when hate has been working so well for them.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (+LCoQ)

144 VeepThroat's mouth is good for one thing, and it ain't talking.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 15, 2021 03:25 PM (Bmy3R)
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This throat is made for hummin'
And that's just what it'll do
Willie Brown, this throat is
gonna hum all over you

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (DU+/6)

145 127 Kamala or Bootyglug? Are there no other Democrats who could run for Pres in 2 years?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (Ynyl9)

Andrew Cuomo is available!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (trdmm)

146 This is what happens when elections are allowed to be stolen.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (Xrfse)

147
I don't want Pete Buttigieg behind me. He's an butt humper, you know?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (+oR7L)

148 I will keep reading Len Deighton's Fighter I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (z/mvF)

149 ... that the world of NFTs -- digital art -- is being gatekept from women precisely because there are no gatekeepers at all, and thus no figures of authority to pass our Diversity Slots.

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ISWYDT, Ace.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (tnTy7)

150 If I was on the jury, I'd want to know what's on Fatlock's menu. That's the real crime here.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (BPuaD)

151 When you give head to get ahead, you can't expect to have a head on your shoulders.

Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (gmo/4)

152 Most VPs have been pretty low key. Dan Quayle comes to mind. Pence was rarely in the news/on my mind. Given Bidens problems, I understand why people are interested in KH. If Pete Buttigieg is their best answer to their problems, just confirms we are fxcked. We are controlled by idiots.

Posted by: MikeM at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (5SG4R)

153 The Ho is just a anchor baby

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (BmXZ9)

154 major patriot on gab pointed out that Joe is non compos mentis, and kamala is an anchor baby, so neither is qualified for the positions they now have.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (AwPyG)

155 Near the end of the show they discuss an article about "investment advice" from Elle Magazine's "ElleVest" vertical. Instead of providing women with actual advice about investment from an actual woman who invests money, Elle... hired another low-level Grievance Studies blogger to complain about the anti-woman hostility of the language of investment, complaining that terms like "bull," "alpha, "pump-and-dump" were toxically masculine.

The silent star Colleen Moore wrote a book in 1969, How Women Can Make Money in the Stock Market. I've never read it, but Moore died very rich, so I presume this 50+-year old book has better advice for women than 50 years' worth of Elle.

https://tinyurl.com/98esyew5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 15, 2021 03:27 PM (2JVJo)

156 So the White House is fed up with Kumala.
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Now known as the White Nursing Home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2021 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

157
A Harris Presidency would be horrific. You think the levers of state are weaponized against you now?

Just wait.
Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 03:25 PM (mbFEM)

________

Her staff will just send her shopping. I worry about the Martin Bormann of her administration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 03:27 PM (/U27+)

158 She's not black. Not in the African-American sense. Not in the Tim Scott sense. Not in what's mattered culturally.

Hey, liberal white parents in Palo Alto in the 1970's refused to let their kids play with Kamala or her sister, because they were racist against the children of a black Stanford professor. At least according to her. It was just like Mississippi in 1965.

I grew up near Palo Alto around that time, and I assure you that liberal Palo Alto parents would be fighting each other over playdates with the kids of a black Stanford professor.

Even by Kamala standards, that's an incredible whopper.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2021 03:27 PM (I2/tG)

159 There is no mechanism for the Dems to remove Kumala. She was technically elected, (yeah, I know, but...) as part of a ticket. She would have to be talked in to stepping down and...why would she do that?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 15, 2021 03:27 PM (Bmy3R)

160 When these endlessly-aggrieved whining losers complain they're being "kept out" of an industry or even a hobby (such as hiking or birdwatching!), what they really mean is that White Men aren't actively begging them to join and cooing "You can do it! You go girl! YASS KWEEN SLAY!" and hand-holding them and mentoring them and basically acting like their Daddies, patiently teaching them and instructing them and even supporting them financially, despite being strangers with no emotional or filial or sexual investment in them whatsoever.

When my ex said that she wanted to do whatever hobby it was what she meant was that I should commit all my time, money, and energy into doing stuff for her so that she could "do the hobby" without lifting a finger or learning anything. Since my hobbies all involve learning how to do stuff, that last was especially jarring.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 15, 2021 03:27 PM (dqP+A)

161 The steal wont work next time. Too many know the modus operandi.

Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 15, 2021 03:28 PM (buTO7)

162 "Are there no other Democrats who could run for Pres in 2 years?"

The issue isn't qualified candidates. It's the arbitrary selection standards of diversity and inclusion. They don't care about your competency. They just want to make sure all the correct diversity boxes are checked. We've all seen it in our jobs. This administration is the end result of such policies.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 15, 2021 03:28 PM (Ectld)

163 "Inappropriate laughter can be defined as uncontrollable laughter that is above and beyond the expected response. Sometimes it is referred to as pathological laughter"

I knew it! > https://tinyurl.com/ekwc2wrm

Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2021 03:28 PM (QID7s)

164 She's concerned and that's good enough for me. She feels our pain when we're sitting around the kitchen table discussing putting grandma out on the ice float so we can eat for another day. Dynamic, bold leadership like this only comes along once in a lifetime.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 03:28 PM (wAnMi)

165 It must be a terrible feeling to be a useless puppet. Heh.

Posted by: Ron Klean and Baracky O'Cracky at November 15, 2021 03:28 PM (Xrfse)

166 Kamala is terrible. Let's replace her with Buttgiggy!

*invests in popcorn futures*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 15, 2021 03:28 PM (ptqGC)

167 It's a battle of factions within the Democratic Party, both sides clamoring for the king of the hill position, and both sides using friendly media outlets to leak their frustrations. It's not some grand plan. It's two sides that hate each other making their hatred known to the world, hoping it'll turn positive for them politically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

Clinton wing, subgroups Hill vs Bill, Obama wing, Biden wing, Kamala wing, Sanders wing, AOC wing, Squad wing . . .

2024 primaries might shape up to be a Battle Royale, tag team free-for-all. The WWE should host.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 15, 2021 03:28 PM (4I/2K)

168 158 I grew up near Palo Alto around that time, and I assure you that liberal Palo Alto parents would be fighting each other over playdates with the kids of a black Stanford professor.

Even by Kamala standards, that's an incredible whopper.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2021 03:27 PM (I2/tG)

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"I grew up in a liberal enclave, and the only way I gain any grievance points is if I was victim of oppression. So, I'm going to accuse the progressives in good standing that I grew up with and around of racism."
-Kamala Harris, noted fantastic politician

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

169 remember, during the summer some of us wondered what happened to the "kamala-takes-over" plan, since suddenly it seemed she was being torpedoed by the powers that be.

Still curious; hope we find out.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (AwPyG)

170 This is why I know the GOPe is all in on this and is an enemy part. If they weren't they'd run circles around this bunch of grifters.

Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (gmo/4)

171 Defense is getting ready.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (ptqGC)

172 Apparently Dr. Actual President Jill Biden isn't down with giving up her position. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (EemAn)

173 A hundred says that Kamala can take the fag is 5 minutes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 15, 2021 03:17 PM (tiR3O)

Not a good bet, all she has to do is pretend to wanna fuck him and he'll run screaming.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (IJES/)

174 The fucking judge just admitted he wasn't timing the Prosecution's statement. So much for constraining the Prosecutor to the pre-agreed upon time. The defense had better know exactly how much time this ass prattled on, so his rebuttal time is appropriately limited.

Remember, while this isn't the Trial of the Century, it is probably the highest profile case in the former United States, and it appears that the only competent and sane person in the room is the one under indictment for the crime of being a man.

This is as best as it gets. This is their best judge, the best prosecutor and the best defense.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (+LCoQ)

175 Many in the vice president's circle fume that she's not being adequately prepared or positioned[b/], and instead is being sidelined.

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Of course she isn't. Brandon's too old for that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (/KPLX)

176 it has occurred to me that Kamala could be pushed out if Garland quit and they got her to resign and take Garland's place. Then they could get in a VP like... well, you go ahead and tell me.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (Ynyl9)

177 What's going to be fun with Beto is going to see how his prospects look after he takes a royal butt-whoopin in the Texas Govener's.

He was asked whether he was going to disavow his remarks about going door to door and confiscating guns. He doubled down! He said no, he's going to make Gun Control a vital part of his campaign to be Texas Governor. He really did.

(prediction - he ends up with even fewer votes than Wendy Davis did 8 years ago)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (trdmm)

178
amala or Bootyglug? Are there no other Democrats who could run for Pres in 2 years?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
_____________________

Hello...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (K2SnJ)

179 "There is no mechanism for the Dems to remove Kumala."

With the House and the Senate, there is always impeachment. You could sell tickets to that show.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (Ectld)

180 For anyone who needs to hear it. @VP is not only a vital partner to @POTUS but a bold leader who has taken on key, important challenges facing the country -- from voting rights to addressing root causes of migration to expanding broadband.

Psaki forgot to include "synergy" in this babblegram

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (vd8XM)

181

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (/KPLX)

182 173 A hundred says that Kamala can take the fag is 5 minutes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 15, 2021 03:17 PM

In a dick sucking contest?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (+oR7L)

183 damint.....

off foot fetish sock...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (8D42x)

184 Remember, while this isn't the Trial of the Century, it is probably the highest profile case in the former United States, and it appears that the only competent and sane person in the room is the one under indictment for the crime of being a man.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (+LCoQ)

Sort of sounds like an Ayn Rand novel.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (z5Vrg)

185 Can you think of another person besides Kumala, who every time they open their yap, it just makes things worse?

Obama.

Posted by: tbodie at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (WyqH5)

186

I love fat black screeching cunts. I would much prefer to see Mrs. Buttplug subbed in for the VP slot.

Posted by: Just Sayin at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (2fCcY)

187 179 "There is no mechanism for the Dems to remove Kumala."

With the House and the Senate, there is always impeachment. You could sell tickets to that show.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (Ectld)

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Assassination is more likely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

188 Even by Kamala standards, that's an incredible whopper.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2021 03:27 PM (I2/tG)

And she's dealt with some whoppers!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (4I/2K)

189 I nearly rage-stroked driving home from my opthalmologist, listening to Binger.

He's evil.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (ptqGC)

190 Clinton wing, subgroups Hill vs Bill, Obama wing, Biden wing, Kamala wing, Sanders wing, AOC wing, Squad wing . . .

I don't think there is a Clinton wing anymore. What we're seeing now is the Obamanites vs the Maoists (Sanders, AOC, Pressley, etc.)

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (ZsR3z)

191 It's telling that this statement came from the press secretary and not the President.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (bVYXr)

192 What if Kamala went rogue and stated that the US needed to complete the wall as swiftly as possible?

Posted by: mr tmz at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (m/Gc2)

193
"Are there no other Democrats who could run for Pres in 2 years?"

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No bench. It's the Legacy of Obama. 1000 Democratic seats lost. He's the Bill O'Brien of the party.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (/U27+)

194 The steal wont work next time. Too many know the modus operandi.
Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at November 15, 2021 03:28 PM (buTO7)

Why they'll have to do something completely different. And that's a tough one, since they pulled every play out of that little green spiral notebook. I'm guessing it's going to have to be a combination of mail-in voting and not allowing the "unvaxxed" to participate because their ballots could kill grandma. And the chillin's. Tink ob de tiny chillin's.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (wAnMi)

195 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center hopes that when all are daughters grow up they are just like Kumala Harris.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (otFiP)

196 can you see what's blowing the margins? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: ace

Its Kamala !

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (arJlL)

197 Defense is up

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (NpAcC)

198 Ok, I can't watch

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (1t5dY)

199 There is no mechanism for the Dems to remove Kumala. She was technically elected, (yeah, I know, but...) as part of a ticket. She would have to be talked in to stepping down and...why would she do that?
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Her camp is floating (by way of denying) rumors that Brandon might nominate her if a spot of Associate Justice opens on SCOTUS. Which makes sense in terms of motivating her to resign as VP. But I doubt that she'd be confirmed in a 50-50 Senate, and I'm not sure that a VP needs to resign to be considered for confirmation as a Justice. But it sounds like her team is getting her "price" for stepping aside to the White House.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (ssz2a)

200 Defense is getting ready.

It's 3rd and 23 on their own 10-yard line.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (Xrfse)

201 No Clinton wing why are they throwing a job to McCauliffe though?

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (CYnTg)

202 so, VP booty juice or VP juicy booty ?

Posted by: Busted Can of biscuits at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (2cfUo)

203 Even by Kamala standards, that's an incredible whopper.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2021 03:27 PM (I2/tG)
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Of a piece with her assertion/insinuation that Berkeley schools were segregated in the early 70s.

Whoa. THAT was a whopper for the ages.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

204 Here we go. *prays hard*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (ptqGC)

205 This is why I know the GOPe is all in on this and is an enemy part. If they weren't they'd run circles around this bunch of grifters.
Posted by: Archer at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM (gmo/4)

But we're supposed to vote for them because they'll promise to keep America from becoming a fascist nightmare in 2 years rather than the 1 year the left wants.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (2JVJo)

206 I understand that Dr Jill and Kumala really hate each other and always have. So who picked her for VP and why?

Posted by: abbynormal at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (Xpj5t)

207 Gosh, elevating a zero produced zero results?

Whoda thunk it!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (QGTpc)

208 patiently teaching them and instructing them and even supporting them financially, despite being strangers with no emotional or filial or sexual investment in them whatsoever.
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Grifters gotta grift man. You find something that works you stick with it.

Posted by: slow donnie at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (U9aPC)

209 With the House and the Senate, there is always impeachment. You could sell tickets to that show.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (Ectld)
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Assassination is more likely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

It would certainly be more entertaining!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (trdmm)

210 I know what would solve this problem: moar beejerz.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

211 remember, during the summer some of us wondered what happened to the "kamala-takes-over" plan, since suddenly it seemed she was being torpedoed by the powers that be.

Still curious; hope we find out.

Posted by: artemis

They faeked up. They didn't realize how big a tard Kummmala is

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (vd8XM)

212 @174

That's a pretty profound observation.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (AwPyG)

213 A hundred says that Kamala can take the fag is 5 minutes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 15, 2021 03:17 PM (tiR3O)

Not a good bet, all she has to do is pretend to wanna fuck him and he'll run screaming.

Now you know why Willie Brown demonstrated a bit of wisdom in having her service him via another method. It was the only way to temporarily stop her damned maniacal cackling.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (+LCoQ)

214 Just throwing this out there: DOCTOR!! Jill looks like a bottle-blonde Alice Cooper.

No disrespect to Mr. Cooper.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (x8Wzq)

215 Her staff will just send her shopping. I worry about the Martin Bormann of her administration.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 03:27 PM (/U27+)

Exactly.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (mbFEM)

216 it has occurred to me that Kamala could be pushed out if Garland quit and they got her to resign and take Garland's place. Then they could get in a VP like... well, you go ahead and tell me.

Why would she take it? It's a lesser position.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (ZsR3z)

217
Beto or Harris? These are their 2024 choices? how the hell do we lose to these clowns?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 15, 2021 03:20 PM (hV9ir)

*whistles absently*

Posted by: Dominion, in the '69 Buick trunk, with a USB stick at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (n+4am)

218 >Stronk, powerrrful, wyman: I can do anything a man can do.

Also stronk, powerrrful, wyman: You men need to protect me from the expectations of basic competence and reality.
Posted by: Lrrr at November 15, 2021 03:22 PM (jIL4c)

If you unironically believe in Teh Patriarchy, than this is internally consistent. You're just expecting men to bring you into the same back-slapping mutual support club that you're automatically a part of if you have a penis. Right guys? We all know how we conspire to keep the little wimmens down and give ourselves the most choice opportunities.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (cSs/W)

219 Defense comes out swinging.

Says Binger is lying to their faces.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (mbFEM)

220 Jen Psaki
@PressSec

I may need to go back into covid quarantine again for a couple weeks. Just want to keep everybody safe.

Posted by: Ripley at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (MxEKc)

221 Something tells me that Kamala's current husband never got the platinum level "service plan" that Willie Brown got.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (O6DoG)

222 206 I understand that Dr Jill and Kumala really hate each other and always have. So who picked her for VP and why?
Posted by: abbynormal at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (Xpj5t)

The same people that originally picked her for President. Joe Biden was what, number three on the list of "people who aren't Warren or Sanders"? Pete was either choice #1 or #2, I don't recall.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (z5Vrg)

223 "There is no mechanism for the Dems to remove Kumala."

With the House and the Senate, there is always impeachment. You could sell tickets to that show.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (Ectld)

Not that something like the Constitution would stop the Democrats when it comes to impeachment, but I think several Republicans would balk at the notion that "Just really bad at her job, and kind of a terrible person" is grounds for impeachment.

Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (FJYfm)

224 I'd like my root causes addressed.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American ...
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Thus exposing your true motivations, privileges, status and arrogance. It is all derived from your position of being born into the world of systemic oppressors and unearned privileges.

The demand for "root causes" presupposes immutable hierarchies, unassailable chains of causality, the possibility of objectivity and ability to assess all of these to find some kind of absolute truth. None of these things are true. Root causes, like the hierarchies they imply, are a social construction of the white European majority. Making such structures and then describing them as "natural" perpetuates white male power in the ongoing colonization of all societies, paid for with a blood price by black and brown bodies. These concepts are not some natural law, but rather a means to perpetuate power by an oppressive white patriarchy.

Before demanding something as inherently biased as "root causes" couched in an impossible and unworkable framework of false objectivity in the context of patriarchal and racist hierarchical structure, consider checking your own privilege.

Posted by: Your Kid's Women's Studies Professor at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (DU+/6)

225 >>remember, during the summer some of us wondered what happened to the "kamala-takes-over" plan, since suddenly it seemed she was being torpedoed by the powers that be.

>>Still curious; hope we find out.

People had a time to get a good look at her in office not just in theory. She is an absolute disaster in every respect, the ability to do the job, politics, speechifying, you name it she sucks at it.

Hard as it might be to believe I think she would be far worse than Biden because she wouldn't be as easy to control. So they are stuck between a drooling, farting moron and an incompetent disaster.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

226 Of a piece with her assertion/insinuation that Berkeley schools were segregated in the early 70s.

Whoa. THAT was a whopper for the ages.

Berkeley was just like Selma, only more racist!

Posted by: Kamala! at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (I2/tG)

227 I, for one, look forward to a homosexual man breastfeeding a baby in the White House!

Unprecedented!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (BPuaD)

228 "No bench."

Hmmm. Dems in 2020 had the emptiest bench in their history - and got 81M votes (without even having a campaign or a visible candidate).

Against an incumbent with the best re-election vote increase in history.

Does not seem any, and I mean, any, of the benchmarks, patterns, mechanics, or dynamics that have ruled national elections for our entire history are relevant any longer.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (OTzUX)

229 "Assassination is more likely."

You're probably right about that. Wasn't there some issue with Havanna Syndrome?

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (Ectld)

230 Folks, Kamala isn't going anywhere. Examine the three principles in this story: Biden, Kamala, Petey Boy.

Now, consider the victimhood hierarchy.

Most logical move, should one be made, would be to dump Biden and have the two most oppressed of the three rise up.

Otherwise, 2024 will see Harris on the ticket in some form or fashion.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (KbCG3)

231 Somehow I am skeptical of this alleged big time support of black women for Kamala Harris. She seems like exactly the kind of woman they would despise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

232
Her camp is floating (by way of denying) rumors that Brandon might nominate her if a spot of Associate Justice opens on SCOTUS.

_________

As I said earlier today, Sotomayor will be relieved no longer being the stupidest SC justice ever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (/U27+)

233 There is no mechanism for the Dems to remove Kumala."
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Ha. You act as if there isn't hundreds of hours of video of her down on all fours. . .

Posted by: soros at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (Bx30S)

234 [iCan you think of another person besides Kumala, who every time they open their yap, it just makes things worse?

Obama.

Easy. Hillary.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (ZsR3z)

235 @207

"Gosh, elevating a zero produced zero results?

Whoda thunk it!"

--Not me!
Meghan Markle

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (AwPyG)

236 I would have marched on Selma if it was on Long Island!
George Costanza

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (CYnTg)

237 Jen Psaki
@PressSec

I may need to go back into covid quarantine again for a couple weeks. Just want to keep everybody safe.

Posted by: Ripley at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (MxEKc)

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Make it permanent.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

238 it has occurred to me that Kamala could be pushed out if Garland quit and they got her to resign and take Garland's place. Then they could get in a VP like... well, you go ahead and tell me.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 15, 2021 03:29 PM

So you want me to resign from an elected position that I can only be removed from by impeachment, and take a cabinet position that I can be fired from at any time?

Posted by: Kamala at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (EughT)

239 nood sightless

Posted by: Inogame at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (nJNsN)

240 KR attorney Mr. Richards is making his closing statements.

It's strong, so far. Going after Littlefinger for making assertions in his close that weren't brought up when he brought his case.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (hBjG3)

241 156 So the White House is fed up with Kumala.
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Now known as the White Nursing Home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2021 03:27 PM (YqDXo)
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If she 25ths old Stinkfinger into the dustbin of history, and manages to figure out how to sit AT the desk rather than UNDER it, would it be changed from White House to Cat House?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (lNHqD)

242 No bench. It's the Legacy of Obama. 1000 Democratic seats lost. He's the Bill O'Brien of the party.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2021 03:31 PM (/U27+)

That's why the dem nomination to run for Governor against Abbott is Beto's to seize. Dems in Texas literally have *no* *one* who wants to run this year, so anyone who says they can come up with their financing can have the Dem Party nomination, no problems.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:35 PM (trdmm)

243 231 Somehow I am skeptical of this alleged big time support of black women for Kamala Harris. She seems like exactly the kind of woman they would despise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

She married a white man and they hate that.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2021 03:35 PM (mbFEM)

244 Remember, Joe's handlers took a looooong time to select Kamala as VP.

There simply weren't any good candidates that met the Democrats' intersectionality criteria.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2021 03:35 PM (I2/tG)

245 Oh my, defense called ADA a "liar..or unprepared"

Posted by: WisRich at November 15, 2021 03:35 PM (G0vdT)

246 "I think several Republicans would balk at the notion that Just really bad at her job, and kind of a terrible person is grounds for impeachment."

Hahahahahaha. Oh. Wait. You meant for a black Dem woman. Yeah. You're probably right about that. There's always planting evidence, but the left can't even properly stage a race hoax.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 15, 2021 03:35 PM (Ectld)

247 Sarah Palin, on the other hand, built her own successful political career without sleeping with powerful men or begging for help from powerful men. And while she had every reason to complain about the lack of support she got from McCain's own staff (in fact active sabotage) she never called anyone out even though they took every opportunity to blame her for McCain's defeat.

You could say she is the anti-Kamala.

Posted by: JT Smith at November 15, 2021 03:35 PM (frfx6)

248 In my head I imagine a graph of appeal vs. contact time. That is, some politicians are very appealing right away (in soundbites) and it wears thin. Others are not as appealing but they grow on you.

The ho is a flat line of not appealing at all no matter how much contact she has. I think this is why she was so quick to kneel - top down while she wets willie is her best side,

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 15, 2021 03:36 PM (/Oq5g)

249 Before demanding something as inherently biased as "root causes" couched in an impossible and unworkable framework of false objectivity in the context of patriarchal and racist hierarchical structure, consider checking your own privilege.
Posted by: Your Kid's Women's Studies Professor at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (DU+/6)

Mighty pedagogy of you. ;-)

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Kulak-American at November 15, 2021 03:36 PM (4I/2K)

250 Remember they tried to give her black street cred by asking her about her favorite rapper and she seemed to think Tupac was still alive?

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:36 PM (CYnTg)

251 Her camp is floating (by way of denying) rumors that Brandon might nominate her if a spot of Associate Justice opens on SCOTUS.

For whose spot? Breyer says he has no plans to retire.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:36 PM (ZsR3z)

252 227 I, for one, look forward to a homosexual man breastfeeding a baby in the White House!

Those aren't breasts...

Posted by: Just Sayin at November 15, 2021 03:36 PM (2fCcY)

253 Everything was fine until they realized she's a biter.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2021 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

254 With the House and the Senate, there is always impeachment. You could sell tickets to that show.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (Ectld)

I meant, for the Dem party to remove her. I should've been clearer.

Because some sites have erroneously claimed there is a mechanism for her party to remove her, but there isn't really.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 15, 2021 03:36 PM (Bmy3R)

255 What faction is Dodd aligned with that he was told to start the rumor that Joe wasn't going to run in 2024?

That is why Heels Up Harris is suddenly panic rolling for a "looks Presidential" buff.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 15, 2021 03:36 PM (jIL4c)

256 240 KR attorney Mr. Richards is making his closing statements.

It's strong, so far. Going after Littlefinger for making assertions in his close that weren't brought up when he brought his case.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (hBjG3)

Everyone who complained about him not objecting during Binger's close missed the part where the Judge told Richards not to object during Binger's close, and instead to bring it all up during his rebuttal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:37 PM (trdmm)

257 I understand that Dr Jill and Kumala really hate each other and always have. So who picked her for VP and why?

Posted by: abbynormal at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM

They had to pick her. She is female and claims to be black and was supposed to get the nomination but dropped out before a single vote was cast in the primary. She is literally all they had to check all of the blocks.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2021 03:37 PM (bVYXr)

258 Many in the vice president's circle fume that she's not being adequately prepared or positioned, and instead is being sidelined.
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Ask Uncle Cornpone about being sidelined as VP by a president. In LBJ's case this, at times, was used as a part of conspiracy nonsense as to why LBJ had Kennedy assassinated. Or maybe it wasn't conspiracy nonsense in which case, well, just saying.

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 03:37 PM (ESLBo)

259 When sitcoms start getting stale they generally have some character have a baby or get married.

Buttigig already did the baby thing.

Maybe Kamala's step daughter could get married. A wedding might be just the thing.

A red wedding, perhaps?

Posted by: Just Lily at November 15, 2021 03:37 PM (0aXob)

260 For whose spot? Breyer says he has no plans to retire.
Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:36 PM (ZsR3z)

Thomas better be eating right and watching his BP.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 15, 2021 03:37 PM (Bmy3R)

261 Joe painted them into a corner when he said he would select a woman of color.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:37 PM (CYnTg)

262 255 What faction is Dodd aligned with that he was told to start the rumor that Joe wasn't going to run in 2024?"

Maybe he made a temporary alliance with the "Every Sane Person in America" faction.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:38 PM (trdmm)

263 Democrats think Biden loses in 2024, if he runs at all, and after the election, Kumlala just fades away.

Posted by: Bob Weir at November 15, 2021 03:38 PM (szbbg)

264 206 I understand that Dr Jill and Kumala really hate each other and always have. So who picked her for VP and why?
Posted by: abbynormal at November 15, 2021 03:32 PM (Xpj5t)

The same people that originally picked her for President. Joe Biden was what, number three on the list of "people who aren't Warren or Sanders"? Pete was either choice #1 or #2, I don't recall.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead

But my point was she hasn't changed, she's still as unlikable and ridiculous as when she ran for Pres. So why pick her when even the Bidens don't like her. She really brings nothing to the partnership. Except as a whipping boy to blame Biden's failures on.

Posted by: abbynormal at November 15, 2021 03:38 PM (Xpj5t)

265 If the Junta wants Kamala gone, she'll be gone. She'll be "encouraged" to retire for reasons of health and be offered a billion dollar advance for her memoirs.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 15, 2021 03:38 PM (QGTpc)

266 Somehow I am skeptical of this alleged big time support of black women for Kamala Harris. She seems like exactly the kind of woman they would despise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

She married a white man and they hate that.
Posted by: blaster

And she's not "authentically" black.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:38 PM (OCTRt)

267 it has occurred to me that Kamala could be pushed out if Garland quit and they got her to resign and take Garland's place. Then they could get in a VP like... well, you go ahead and tell me.
=-=-=-=
Why would she take it? It's a lesser position.

And she could then be fired before the echo of her swearing in ended.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2021 03:38 PM (+LCoQ)

268 Something tells me that Kamala's current husband never got the platinum level "service plan" that Willie Brown got.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (O6DoG)

Has anyone ever even seen her husband, Jack Emhoff? Or is he in witness protection?

Compare and contrast his visibility with that of DOCTOR Jill.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2021 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

269

Kamalaho should convert to Judaism. The radical black community really embraced Sammy Davis Jr after all!

Posted by: Just Sayin at November 15, 2021 03:39 PM (2fCcY)

270 Jack Emhoff? I barely know 'em!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 15, 2021 03:39 PM (Bmy3R)

271 homas better be eating right and watching his BP.

Yeah, that's why, as much as I respect him, I wish he'd retired while Trump was still in office.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:39 PM (ZsR3z)

272 But my point was she hasn't changed, she's still as unlikable and ridiculous as when she ran for Pres. So why pick her when even the Bidens don't like her. She really brings nothing to the partnership. Except as a whipping boy to blame Biden's failures on.
Posted by: abbynormal

Black - check
Female - check
Silicon Valley money men - check

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:39 PM (OCTRt)

273 For whose spot? Breyer says he has no plans to retire.
Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:36 PM (ZsR3z)

Thomas better be eating right and watching his BP.

And not make any plans to vacation at a dude ranch.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 15, 2021 03:40 PM (+LCoQ)

274 Top 3 Colognes for Kamala Harris:

3) Pearl Necklace Nights

2) White Swallows by Dulce & Gabbana

1) Eau du Deep Wood

Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2021 03:40 PM (Xo5lP)

275 I will keep reading Len Deighton's Fighter I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2021 03:26 PM (z/mvF)

That reminds me I should get that. I read Bomber last year, which I thought was quite good.

Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2021 03:40 PM (h5TKJ)

276 I can't wait for president harris to complain that people aren't setting her up for success. They aren't giving her the right policy solutions or setting up her briefings to make her look good.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 15, 2021 03:40 PM (Ym52I)

277 So you want me to resign from an elected position that I can only be removed from by impeachment, and take a cabinet position that I can be fired from at any time?
==
Yes, otherwise I release your video collection on Cinemax.

Posted by: soros at November 15, 2021 03:41 PM (fZCDJ)

278 Somehow I am skeptical of this alleged big time support of black women for Kamala Harris. She seems like exactly the kind of woman they would despise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

She married a white man and they hate that.
Posted by: blaster

And she's not "authentically" black.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:38 PM (OCTRt)

Same stuff is true of OJ, but when it looked like Whitey was out to get him, black people rallied around a clearly guilty man.

Posted by: Wally at November 15, 2021 03:41 PM (FJYfm)

279 They had to pick her. She is female and claims to be black and was supposed to get the nomination but dropped out before a single vote was cast in the primary. She is literally all they had to check all of the blocks.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2021 03:37 PM (bVYXr)

Actually I recall at the time she was chosen we talked a lot here about how the California Tech Oligarchs chose her and conveyed their message through Pelosi, since they consider Kamala to be an entirely owned asset of theirs. (btw of course they have a lot of Chinese tie-ins) The Dem party had to listen to them because they pump in so many behind the scenes payoffs for everything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:41 PM (trdmm)

280 Remember:
They can only get Joe out for health reasons.
They can only get Harris out for scandal.

Those are the indicators to watch.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 15, 2021 03:41 PM (jIL4c)

281 I also think that most of the Left is flabbergasted.

You see, they look at Trump, Palin, Bush, Reagan, .... and they see incompetent, senile, unserious, .... fools. They have no gauge to judge this stuff since (a) they are all idiots, and (b) CNN tells them so.

So they see the ho, and they think she is at least as capable and appealing as those guys I mentioned. It is like asking a 3yo child to pick a CPU for a computer - they will pick the one in the pink box since they can't even read the specs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 15, 2021 03:41 PM (/Oq5g)

282 262 255 What faction is Dodd aligned with that he was told to start the rumor that Joe wasn't going to run in 2024?"

Maybe he made a temporary alliance with the "Every Sane Person in America" faction.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:38 PM (trdmm)

I'm not saying he might not be the blind squirrel that found a nut, but if Dodd is for something I'm going to take a bit of extra time examining if maybe I am not in the wrong position.

Posted by: Bete at November 15, 2021 03:41 PM (F9322)

283 Black - check
Female - check
Silicon Valley money men - check
Posted by: rickb223

You're right. I forget I'm talking about people who value style over substance.

Posted by: abbynormal at November 15, 2021 03:41 PM (Xpj5t)

284 Here's my guess:

The left was planning on something other than what is happening. Maybe they thought we'd start rioting, so that the insurrection act could be invoked. Maybe they thought more of us were willing to be locked down by the vaccination mandates. Maybe they're amazed that Trump has been so patient.

But now, whatever they were planning for is being made irrelevant by the next duly-scheduled election, which will be a slaughter.

So, they're caught in a cleft stick.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:42 PM (AwPyG)

285 Top 3 Colognes for Kamala Harris:

3) Pearl Necklace Nights

2) White Swallows by Dulce & Gabbana

1) Eau du Deep Wood

Posted by: naturalfake

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:42 PM (OCTRt)

286 A close watch should be kept on the GOP "agenda" for next year. If they even produce one (as they did, with spittle-flecked irritation and public anger, under tremendous pressure, late, in 2010 - just before the historic tsunami).

"Not the other guy!" is of course their default, in a two-party system where the electorate is trapped, without much representation.

And the worse things get, the worse the Dems are, *the worse the GOP can - and will - get*. See the "infrastructure" abomination (which included a long-time GOPe priority of unlimited H-1Bs, an area fought over tenaciously under Trump, of course in opposition to the administration's reasonable and widely popular goal of improving employment prospects for Americans).

If the generic ballot gets much worse for the Dems, by this summer the GOP can be joining the Dems in much worse sabotage, without fear. It's literally impossible, but it would be better for the country if the Dems actually embraced some sensible and popular policy of some kind over the next year, if only to force the GOP to offer *something* other than "we're not the other guy!" to the pathetic electorate.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2021 03:42 PM (OTzUX)

287 If you lighten up the hair color a few shades and add some glasses Officer Pornstache could be mistaken for Binger.

https://tinyurl.com/2ek8bsa8

Posted by: LostInSpace at November 15, 2021 03:42 PM (ESLBo)

288 Barack wasn't exactly authentically black....

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:42 PM (CYnTg)

289 221 Something tells me that Kamala's current husband never got the platinum level "service plan" that Willie Brown got.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 15, 2021 03:33 PM (O6DoG)

If/when Kamala is given the shiv, I put the over/under on her filing for divorce at two months.

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2021 03:43 PM (AMIL/)

290 You're right. I forget I'm talking about people who value style over substance.
Posted by: abbynormal

Exactly. Because she has no bonafides.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:43 PM (OCTRt)

291 "finna" = "fixin' to".
Which is southern for "about to" or "getting ready to".

Posted by: Doof at November 15, 2021 03:21 PM (mZUr4)

I hear "fittin' to" moar often.

Pretty soon we'll be reduced to communicating with grunts and clicks while we groom each other's fur for bugs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2021 03:24 PM (YqDXo)

Ungawa. B'wana.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2021 03:44 PM (F0YaR)

292 @279

I dunno; remember how Willie Brown himself was warning that Kamala was a bad choice.

I'm more inclined to think they were stuck because they'd said "black female", and the only other one was Stacey Abrams, who is very very unpopular.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:44 PM (AwPyG)

293 Actually I recall at the time she was chosen we talked a lot here about how the California Tech Oligarchs chose her and conveyed their message through Pelosi, since they consider Kamala to be an entirely owned asset of theirs. (btw of course they have a lot of Chinese tie-ins) The Dem party had to listen to them because they pump in so many behind the scenes payoffs for everything.
=
She is there, because she will do exactly what we say, when we say it. Nobody had that kind of controllability.

She's not there because she's likable, competent, or politically valuable. She is basically a robot. A dumb one at that.

Posted by: soros at November 15, 2021 03:44 PM (zRd6m)

294 Top 3 Colognes for Kamala Harris:
3) Pearl Necklace Nights
2) White Swallows by Dulce & Gabbana
1) Eau du Deep Wood
Posted by: naturalfake

You've given this some thought, haven't you?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 03:44 PM (mD/uy)

295 Btw nearly half of the fully vaccinated Ottawa Senators hockey team in now out with COVID and their next game will have to be postponed....

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:44 PM (CYnTg)

296 We haven't yet tried truly radical leftism. Biden is too moderate and Harris is kept imprisoned in silent servitude to the white men who run things!

Posted by: Alexexandra Titty-Caca and The American Left at November 15, 2021 03:45 PM (szbbg)

297 288 Barack wasn't exactly authentically black....

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:42 PM (CYnTg)
-------------------------

A friend of mine addressed this years ago, as to why 0bama was so light-skinned. His conjecture was that 0bama had originally been quite black, but then Michelle decided to spice up their sex life with some anal bleach, and the instructions just said, "Rub it all over your asshole."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 15, 2021 03:45 PM (lNHqD)

298 Btw nearly half of the fully vaccinated Ottawa Senators hockey team in now out with COVID and their next game will have to be postponed....
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:44 PM (CYnTg)

But they're letting in all those unvaccinated fans!

Posted by: Canadian Karen at November 15, 2021 03:45 PM (FJYfm)

299 How's this for a scenario: Kamala is going to take the fall when things go south. Biden will suddenly resign "for the good of the country" and Kamala takes over just in time for the country to implode.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 15, 2021 03:46 PM (QGTpc)

300 297 LOL

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 03:46 PM (CYnTg)

301 @286

I'm more hopeful--Trump was actively calling for MAGA people to step up and challenge certain RINOS, who he named specifically in his post.

Heh.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:46 PM (AwPyG)

302 284 Here's my guess:

The left was planning on something other than what is happening. Maybe they thought we'd start rioting, so that the insurrection act could be invoked. Maybe they thought more of us were willing to be locked down by the vaccination mandates. Maybe they're amazed that Trump has been so patient.

But now, whatever they were planning for is being made irrelevant by the next duly-scheduled election, which will be a slaughter.

So, they're caught in a cleft stick.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:42 PM (AwPyG)

The reason they planned on events proceeding much differently than the past ten months is that they believed their own BS.

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2021 03:46 PM (AMIL/)

303 A friend of mine addressed this years ago, as to why 0bama was so light-skinned. His conjecture was that 0bama had originally been quite black, but then Michelle decided to spice up their sex life with some anal bleach, and the instructions just said, "Rub it all over your asshole."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:47 PM (OCTRt)

304 duly-scheduled election, which will be a slaughter.

So, they're caught in a cleft stick.
==
Only if you define cleft stick as us stealing more elections.
Which would be an odd definition of an odd term.

Posted by: soros at November 15, 2021 03:47 PM (j2QyB)

305 >>>Barack wasn't exactly authentically black....

>Or Irish. Or masculine. Or hard-working.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 15, 2021 03:47 PM (BPuaD)

306 But now, whatever they were planning for is being made irrelevant by the next duly-scheduled election, which will be a slaughter.

So, they're caught in a cleft stick.
Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:42 PM (AwPyG)

What's really poetic is that things are turning to shit, and they aren't doing anything to make it better. In politics, one of the worst things that can happen is the image of sitting around doing nothing while things go to hell.

BUT what they want to do is pass a $3.5 Trillion bill to *stop* inflation! Madness - so they are caught in this exquisite trap of their own making, where if they do nothing, they will be blamed for everything going to hell, but if they act and do what they want, everything is going to get even worse!

It's going to be a hell of a year, go long on popcorn.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:47 PM (trdmm)

307 I dunno; remember how Willie Brown himself was warning that Kamala was a bad choice.

I'm more inclined to think they were stuck because they'd said "black female", and the only other one was Stacey Abrams, who is very very unpopular.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:44 PM

Tank abrams was claiming that she was tanned rested and ready to be picked as VP and had hinted that biden's campaign had her on the short list for the slot. But there was no way they would pick her, she would have lost them the black male vote.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2021 03:47 PM (bVYXr)

308 >>>A close watch should be kept on the GOP "agenda" for next year.
=================

The GOP agenda is about 3 degrees to the right of the Democrat agenda. So about Joe Manchin level. It's all about winning. And then doing nothing to anger anyone.

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at November 15, 2021 03:48 PM (szbbg)

309
You've given this some thought, haven't you?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2021 03:44 PM (mD/uy)

Less than you'd think. They kinda write themselves.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2021 03:49 PM (Xo5lP)

310 What's really poetic is that things are turning to shit, and they aren't doing anything to make it better. In politics, one of the worst things that can happen is the image of sitting around doing nothing while things go to hell.

There are worse things. The old axiom of "stop digging" comes to mind. The Dems have not only not stopped digging, they've gone to Europe, borrowed a chunnel borer, and pointed it towards the center of the earth.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:49 PM (ZsR3z)

311 They thought maga would shoot someone by now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 15, 2021 03:49 PM (Ym52I)

312 Btw nearly half of the fully vaccinated Ottawa Senators hockey team in now out with COVID and their next game will have to be postponed....
==
I'm wondering just how long it will be before all the vaccinated realize that they aren't vaccinated anymore, because the shot they took ain't the thing that is going around anymore. And the boosters had the old thing in it not the new one. . .

Posted by: final jeopardy music at November 15, 2021 03:50 PM (2gQ0E)

313 I think Kamala as President would overplay her hand, she'd piss off a lot of 'her' people. On a policy basis she'd probably be more her own person than Biden is, for good or ill.

Posted by: Strip Mall Yoda at November 15, 2021 03:50 PM (8erNz)

314 Tank abrams was claiming that she was tanned rested and ready to be picked as VP and had hinted that biden's campaign had her on the short list for the slot. But there was no way they would pick her, she would have lost them the black male vote.
==
Ahem. We stole the election.

We did not want her because we can't control her. Have you fcukin' seen her at a buffet?

Posted by: Soros at November 15, 2021 03:51 PM (fZCDJ)

315 Can you say Chief Justice Kumala Harris on a Supreme Court packed with 92 additional Justices to get rid of her?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 15, 2021 03:51 PM (M5+iP)

316 I dont think the party would unite behind two white males. Gay or not, the Dems are too beholden to racial interests.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 15, 2021 03:52 PM (lU2qJ)

317 No slave blood in Mattress Back.

Even with stealing they barely won it.
No watermelon so sweet as a stolen watermelon.

Posted by: torabora at November 15, 2021 03:52 PM (aDfdB)

318 @304

I've always thought that Bannon was a Trump insider--some people may disagree, but you have to admit the bad guys are very worried about his War Room.

Anyway, a couple of days ago, Bannon said we were going to take back control of elections. No explanation given.

But there's VA, where it did seem as though the shenanigans weren't working

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:52 PM (AwPyG)

319 316 I dont think the party would unite behind two white males. Gay or not, the Dems are too beholden to racial interests.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 15, 2021 03:52 PM (lU2qJ)

So you're saying that Don Lemon has a shot?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 03:53 PM (trdmm)

320 Tank abrams was claiming that she was tanned rested and ready to be picked as VP and had hinted that biden's campaign had her on the short list for the slot. But there was no way they would pick her, she would have lost them the black male vote.
Posted by: Mister Scot

The Marine liasion to the campaign pulled out the weight-and-balance on their old Sea Kings and suggested that Abrams needs to stay near cool sea level breezes...

Posted by: Strip Mall Yoda at November 15, 2021 03:53 PM (8erNz)

321 Women! amirite?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 15, 2021 03:53 PM (kBuGL)

322 No slave blood in Mattress Back.

Even with stealing they barely won it.
No watermelon so sweet as a stolen watermelon.
Posted by: torabora

Slave blood - no.
Slave OWNER blood - yes.

Status - Awkward

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:54 PM (OCTRt)

323 She married a white man and they hate that.

That doesn't piss off a black woman like a black guy marrying a white girl. That's the worst thing ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

324 I dont think the party would unite behind two white males. Gay or not, the Dems are too beholden to racial interests.
==
What is the black percentage of vote for dem's going back to say 1996. How many blacks on the presidential ticket? They vote dem. Its tribal. Trump made some in roads because he because he blew the doors of the employment numbers.

Posted by: Blew the doors off is my line: Kamala at November 15, 2021 03:54 PM (zRd6m)

325 The thing is, Buttgag's only qualification for any office is "I'm queer!" so he's no better than Kamala. At least as cringy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 03:55 PM (KZzsI)

326 We now have the 2021 covid vaccine. You have to get that in addition to the 2019.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 15, 2021 03:55 PM (Ym52I)

327 It's been almost a year and we haven't had any dance parties at the White House yet featuring Jay-Z and Beyonce. Dr. Jill has been slacking off!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 15, 2021 03:56 PM (BPuaD)

328 No sympathy for Kamala but I'm sure Biden treats her like the senile bastard he is.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 15, 2021 03:57 PM (cSyAR)

329 Trump made some in roads because he because he blew the doors of the employment numbers.

Well that, and black culture thinks Trump is cool as hell. And the jails thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

330 >>Exactly. Because she has no bonafides.
Posted by: rickb223

Wrong!
I sell my dirty bonafides on the internet.

Posted by: Kumala at November 15, 2021 03:57 PM (HQ9Sl)

331 She needs to appeal to the real power behind the throne-Barak!

LGB(arak!)

Posted by: Duh' at November 15, 2021 03:57 PM (Hh3y4)

332 Trump has always been admired by many in the black community because he's a baller. Goes back a long time.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 03:57 PM (AwPyG)

333 The thing is, Buttgag's only qualification for any office is "I'm queer!" so he's no better than Kamala. At least as cringy.
==
The hell you say!! I was Mayor of South Bend Indiana!!!

Posted by: I'm a little post partum right now, forgive me at November 15, 2021 03:57 PM (zRd6m)

334 Wrong!
I sell my dirty bonafides on the internet.
Posted by: Kumala

Her bonafides bring all the boys to the yard.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2021 03:58 PM (OCTRt)

335 Great post, Ace!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 15, 2021 03:58 PM (txdEq)

336 I vaguely remember "finna" being something that was used decades ago. Late 80s maybe. I haven't heard anyone use it in a very long time.

I also recall someone telling me about a slang word from that era that suddenly showed up in a reputable dictionary. That caused MTV to hold a mock burial for the word in question, and people stopped using it pretty much overnight. That word might have been "finna".

I get the feeling that Michael Harriot is trying to make himself sound hipper than he really is by using archaic slang that he doesn't really understand.

Posted by: junior at November 15, 2021 04:00 PM (XHdR3)

337 "The thing is, Buttgag's only qualification for any office is "I'm queer!" so he's no better than Kamala. At least as cringy. "

He is also on the right side of history, which is very important when being considered for any job.

Posted by: Ripley at November 15, 2021 04:00 PM (MxEKc)

338 >>The thing is, Buttgag's only qualification for any office is "I'm queer!" so he's no better than Kamala. At least as cringy.

Well, my butthole is almost as loose as Joe's.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 15, 2021 04:00 PM (HQ9Sl)

339 Ace, this post is indeed "girthy" and "meaty." Not unlike Willie's love pole... at least as well as I could see it while in the darkness under his desk.

Posted by: Kumula at November 15, 2021 04:01 PM (0dmP2)

340 Remember the scene in Tremors, where the giant worms got slaughtered by Reba? And she said they broke into the wrong rec room?

That's what's happened with Bannon. They arrested the wrong guy.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 04:02 PM (AwPyG)

341 Imagine Biden if they had a dance party with rappers in the WH..

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 04:02 PM (CYnTg)

342 If these are the people that continue to "win", please SMOD, take me away.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 15, 2021 04:03 PM (4oclu)

343 340 Bert says that. After he kills it with an elephant gun...

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 04:03 PM (CYnTg)

344 The two pics--one of Pete on the swing with his 'husband" and the other of him 'breastfeeding" the babies--are electoral poison.

Who are his advisors, for heaven's sake?

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 04:03 PM (AwPyG)

345 "Great post, Ace!"

SUCH a kiss-up.

Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 04:05 PM (AwPyG)

346 The breast feeding one was a fake. For now...

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2021 04:06 PM (CYnTg)

347 344 The two pics--one of Pete on the swing with his 'husband" and the other of him 'breastfeeding" the babies--are electoral poison.

Who are his advisors, for heaven's sake?
Posted by: artemis at November 15, 2021 04:03 PM (AwPyG)

It's like they thought that Sacha Cohens portrayal of Jean Girard in Talladega Nights was a "how-to" manual.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2021 04:06 PM (trdmm)

348 "Barrack!" is the sound my cat makes when coughing up a hairball.

Posted by: MaDuece at November 15, 2021 04:08 PM (0dmP2)

349
I also still maintain that Kamala goes nowhere besides the Resolute Desk, when the time is right.

Harris Time has been Jarrett's goal since the campaign began. She hit a few bumps in the road riding that horse, which is why Brandon is keeping the seat warm. Unless and until someone else runs the Democrat Party, her coronation will proceed as planned.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2021 04:12 PM (/KPLX)

350 Chivalry be dead, yo.

Posted by: Veep Throat at November 15, 2021 04:23 PM (mNhhD)

351 That used to be called the "White Man's Burden."

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 15, 2021 04:23 PM (+56GQ)

352 Its pretty obvious to anyone paying attention that the person sitting in the seat of the presidency now is just a figurehead, a puppet. So Kamala is terrible? She's not in charge of anything, anyway. As long as she gets the perks, I doubt she gives a crap how much actual power she has.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

353 Its pretty obvious to anyone paying attention that the person sitting in the seat of the presidency now is just a figurehead, a puppet. So Kamala is terrible? She's not in charge of anything, anyway. As long as she gets the perks, I doubt she gives a crap how much actual power she has.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

Barak is running the show so...why not alert others to it?

LGB->lets go barak!

Posted by: Duh' at November 15, 2021 04:27 PM (Hh3y4)

354 What the hell is "finna?" Is that a typo?

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 15, 2021 04:29 PM (+56GQ)

355 I think Barack is too lazy and stoned to be in charge of anything, but his crew is probably one of the factions struggling for power in the white house right now, yeah. I think the Clinton wing is another.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

356 What the hell is "finna?" Is that a typo?

Somehow, that's a contraction of "going to". I have no idea how on earth that happened or where it came from although I have my suspicions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

357 Oh, finna == "intends to." Never heard it before...sounds retarded.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 15, 2021 04:30 PM (+56GQ)

358 In fairness to Kamala, she's not kidding when she says she's "constrained in what she's able to do politically." She would probably, for example, like to return the border to the porous Obama status quo, rather than cartoon villain plot it is now. She probably also would have arranged for a merely bungled Afghanistan withdraw, rather than a side-splitting, people-clinging-to-planes farce that will probably remain America's biggest FP embarrassment 500 years from now.

I'm sure a Harris administration would be a disaster, but it's unfair to assume that it would be a disaster *on purpose.*

Posted by: Funkotron at November 15, 2021 04:31 PM (SxNSj)

359 I think it came from "Fixing to" in a really mangled, bastardized ignorant manner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 04:33 PM (KZzsI)

360 Kumala is only good at sucking cock and being a nasty cvnt.
Apparently.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2021 04:39 PM (ufFY8)

361 In fairness to Kamala, she's not kidding when she says she's "constrained in what she's able to do politically.[

FWEE MY CONSTWAINTS

Posted by: LITTLE KAMALA at November 15, 2021 04:42 PM (786Ro)

362 Black females have been watching Democrat leaders destroy the black community for generation after generation. Black children grow up miseducated, fatherless, addicted, and locked into permanent second-class citizenship. All because of the Democrat Party.

Revolt? LOL... I don't think so.

Posted by: SMFH at November 15, 2021 04:51 PM (u/7wY)

363 "Umm... I cannot talk to you about classified information ... because they don't let me anywhere near that important stuff!! Cackle!!! Caaackle!!" *walks away*

Posted by: MaDuece at November 15, 2021 04:55 PM (0dmP2)

364 Would somebody please mansplain to Kamala how to do her job that she was ready to do on day 1?

Posted by: CNN Strong Women at November 15, 2021 04:59 PM (ur/Uv)

365 I'm not commenting on The Ukraine because foreign relations is full of toxic masculinity and misogamy.

Posted by: Kamala at November 15, 2021 05:08 PM (ur/Uv)

366 NFTs aren't digital art, digital art is digital art. Owning an NFT does not give you IP rights to the art.

NFTs are the equivalent of someone selling you land on the moon or naming rights to a star, which gets recorded in their personal diary, having exactly zero legal weight with anyone. They're just a new scam.

Posted by: Sjg at November 15, 2021 05:32 PM (gDSJf)

367 Clinton wing, subgroups Hill vs Bill, Obama wing, Biden wing, Kamala wing, Sanders wing, AOC wing, Squad wing . . .

I don't think there is a Clinton wing anymore. What we're seeing now is the Obamanites vs the Maoists (Sanders, AOC, Pressley, etc.)
Posted by: pep at November 15, 2021 03:30 PM (ZsR3z)

Don't forget the various deep state players - neocon DOD, chicom paid DOD, DOJ, CIA, various state players....

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2021 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

368 Its pretty obvious to anyone paying attention that the person sitting in the seat of the presidency now is just a figurehead, a puppet. So Kamala is terrible? She's not in charge of anything, anyway. As long as she gets the perks, I doubt she gives a crap how much actual power she has.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2021 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

Lol. They always want more power, like the famous still need more and more fame.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2021 06:34 PM (eoQWY)

369 If/when Kamala is given the shiv, I put the over/under on her filing for divorce at two months.
Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2021 03:43 PM (AMIL/)

That's what they always said about the Clintons...

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2021 06:38 PM (eoQWY)

370 My fellow morons, help me workshop something, won't you?

With all the ridiculous things we spend federal monies on, and spring boarding off of "love or leave it, you pinko!", why can't we develop a program to encourage citizens who don't care for America, to get the fudge out of it, and into the country of their choice?

Give 'em a check, yank their passport, and they're off to develop their own utopia with all of their great ideas!

I had an acronym earlier, PEE (something Expedited Expatriation), but I forgot what I had for the P, because scotch.

I hope this idea trips your current moron trigger and maybe we get some movement on it.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at November 15, 2021 06:43 PM (tnzZy)

371 Imagine resenting not getting prez lessons from the worst president in history.

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CNN: White House Exasperated with Bumbling Incompetence
-- "Awkward Answers," "Cringiness" -- of Kumala Harris