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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/3/21)
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Quote I ‘No one wants to be sitting in this chair,’Unidentified potential juror Kyle Rittenhouse trial.Bull Shit!
Quote II
"There’s something happening out here, it could be just anti-incumbent, I think that’s a part of it. But I think that there’s something else that's happening. I think the Democrats are coming across in ways that we don’t recognize, that are annoying and offensive and seem out of touch in ways that I don’t think show up in our feeds when we're looking at our kind of echo chamber. And I think that this is a message here." Van Jones
Quote III "Throughout this deployment our focus has been on integrating game-changing capabilities from across the commando force to deliver disproportionate effect in the face of a free-thinking peer adversary," Lt. Col. Andy Dow
Quote IV “I believe the COVID vaccine is a greater threat to soldiers’ health and military readiness than the virus itself,” U.S. Army aerospace physician Lt. Col. Theresa Long
Almost New Jersey. We expect you to do better next time.
Democrat Phil Murphy narrowly won reelection as governor of New Jersey, the Associate Press said Wednesday evening. The unofficial results , with an estimated 90 percent of votes being reported, showed Murphy with 50.02% support and 1,210,997 votes, while his Republican challenger, Jack Ciattarelli, had 49.23% support and 1,191,703 votes.
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WASHINGTON, Nov 3 (Reuters) - Conservative U.S. Supreme Court justices on Wednesday appeared ready to shoot down New York state's limits on carrying concealed handguns in public in a major gun rights case that could imperil various firearms restrictions nationally. While appearing united in their skepticism about the constitutionality of the state's law, some of the conservative justices expressed concern about how a ruling invalidating it might affect prohibitions on guns in sensitive places such as schools, sports stadiums and crowded public gatherings. The court heard about two hours of arguments in an appeal by two gun owners and the New York affiliate of the National Rifle Association, an influential gun rights group closely aligned with Republicans, of a lower court ruling throwing out their challenge to the state's law, enacted in 1913.
Too soon? Rockers die at ABBA concert.
CONCERT TRAGEDY Two killed at Abba tribute gig after man falls seven floors killing concert-goer below TWO people have died and another has been injured after an elderly man fell seven floors at an Abba tribute concert. The man, who was in his 80s, fatally wounded another after landing in the open foyer on the ground floor just 30 minutes before the gig was due to start at the Uppsala Konsert & Kongress, Stockholm, Sweden.
Lighten up. It's been a long day.
I said, "It's been a long day." I didn't say it was a bad day.
A fellow was fishing with two friends in Brasilandia de Minas, Brazil when a swarm of bees arrived. They jumped into the lake to escape but the first man never made it to shore. Yep, piranhas. From 7News.com: The fire department was called and an officer was about to dive into the lake when he was informed it was filled with piranhas.
Wow! I'm stunned. GOP Senate shows fortitude. Something unusual.
Senate Republicans will formally nullify Biden’s vaccine mandate – report Resistance to President Joe Biden’s employer vaccine mandate is growing as the administration puts the finishing touches on the order that threatens workers with the loss of their livelihoods if they decline to be jabbed. It is expected that the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA), the agency that will be tasked with enforcing Biden’s dictatorial edict, will soon make the formal announcement, increasing pressure on Americans who are already being battered by inflation and shortages just before the holiday season to submit or be fired.
Shouldn't the funeral director directed the body to a institute of higher learning?
Family of man dissected at autopsy event says they didn’t give consent The family of David Saunders, who was dissected in front of a live audience in Portland, says they didn’t know his body would be used that way.
A lack of male university students has caused what has been dubbed ‘Golden Penis Syndrome’ in men who develop inflated egos due to the amount of interest their female peers show in them. The term, coined by students at Sarah Lawrence College in New York and later popularized by American journalist Jon Birger, applies to heterosexual men on predominantly female college campuses. Nearly 60% of college students in the US are women, while 40% are men, according to the National Student Clearinghouse. As studies have shown, college-educated women are more likely to date similarly educated partners. With such skewed numbers, college-educated men have become a hot commodity, allowing such men to become arrogant, thinking a steady supply of women will always be available to them.
Heroin addicts are chanting, "Let's Go Brandon!"
A viral story published by Vice News exposed a new problem faced by those who are unfortunately addicted to heroin: Their drug of choice is being replaced with Chinese fentanyl, and it started in September.
In a piece of impressive length featuring interviews with an equally impressive number of heroin addicts and experts, Vice News broke the news that there is apparently a nationwide heroin shortage. It does not appear to be caused by Joe Biden’s supply chain shortage, however.
Born on this day: 3 Nov 1954
English singer and musician Stuart Goddard, (Adam Ant), who had the 1981 UK No.1 single 'Stand And Deliver' with Adam and the Ants. He scored 10 UK top ten hits from 1980 to 1983, including three UK No.1 singles. He has also worked as an actor, appearing in over two dozen films and television episodes from 1985 to 2003. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 3 Nov 1933
English composer and conductor John Barry. He composed the scores for 11 of the James Bond films between 1963 and 1987. He wrote the Grammy- and Academy Award-winning scores to the films Dances with Wolves and Out of Africa, as well as the theme for the British television cult series The Persuaders! Barry died of a heart attack on 31st January 2011 aged 77. via thisdayinmusic.com
Quite the challenge. Quite the Genius Award Winner.
Student could face ten years for TikTok Challenge COVINGTON, LA – An 18-year-old high school student is facing felony charges for punching a teacher, not just any teacher, but one that is disabled. The police believe the attack was due to a TikTok Challenge. Most people have heard of TikTok Challenges, wherein someone does something for laughs or otherwise, and then many, many other people do the same thing. Most of the challenges are not harmful, but there are some that are, like the Tide Pod Challenge.
Good news on the fight against Alzheimer's Disease. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
A study has managed to reverse the symptoms of Alzheimer’s disease in mice by administering drugs currently used to treat hypertension and inflammation in humans. In this study, scientists at IRB Barcelona led by Dr. Aloy have characterized three stages of Alzheimer’s disease, namely initial, intermediate, and advanced. For each of these stages, they have analyzed the behavior of the animals, studied the effects on the brain (specifically the hippocampus at the tissue level), and performed a molecular analysis to measure gene expression and protein levels.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at November 03, 2021 08:56 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2021 08:56 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 08:56 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at November 03, 2021 08:56 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2021 08:57 PM (HyrXW)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 08:57 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 08:57 PM (4NtyV)
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They are going to feed people rodent medicines?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 08:58 PM (4NtyV)
7 I like that umbrella flask but that would be admitting you're a drunk.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 08:57 PM (4NtyV)
Naw. This is Wisconsin. It's medicinal.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 08:58 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2021 08:59 PM (HyrXW)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 08:59 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 08:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
7 I like that umbrella flask but that would be admitting you're a drunk.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 08:57 PM (4NtyV)
Naw. This is Wisconsin. It's medicinal.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 08:58 PM (QHqf9)
Ya der eh.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Already are. See also - Coumadin.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (mD/uy)
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Ha. I'm friends with a guy from that state, and I understand what you're saying. He is the beer-drinkingest guy I know. Like I drink sweet tea. And the furtherest thing from an alcoholic I can imagine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (4NtyV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
I didn't know he was into vibrators.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2021 09:01 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:01 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
His short story, To Build a Fire, has always stuck with me.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:01 PM (mD/uy)
Hey y'all, was yesterday a gift from above or what!!! Braves took the Series and Younkin took Virginia.
What a wonderful day!
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:01 PM (/+B8L)
That little cabin looks snug and warm against the snow.
LTC Long is correct... the so-called vaccine is worst than the Covid virus.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 03, 2021 09:02 PM (rwusL)
Thanks for the ONT MisHum
Thanks for the encouragement on the last thread Tonypete.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2021 09:02 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 08:58 PM (4NtyV)
Specifically, de-wormer.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2021 09:02 PM (7bRMQ)
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But did he synergize a paradigm shift using Lean Six Sigma?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2021 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 03, 2021 09:02 PM (nxdel)
You didn't notice yourselves calling everyone who disagreed with you Nazis and racists and bigots and homophobes?
Yeah, I'm calling bullsh*t on your epiphany.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 03, 2021 09:03 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
I didn't know he was into vibrators.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (aA3+G)
Try the White Fang!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Please consider it. A MoMe is a delightful gathering and one can participate as much, or as little as desired. There truly is something for everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:03 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 03, 2021 09:02 PM (nxdel)
Snowshoeing.
Ice fishing.
Cross country skiing
Downhill skiing
Sledding/tobogganing
Locking yourself in your studio with tunes and your artsy projects.
Homemade soups.
Winter's ok.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:04 PM (aA3+G)
Supply.
Demand.
Some logic and "assembly" required.
Posted by: Miklos from the Austrian School of Interpersonal Economics at November 03, 2021 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Ha. I'm friends with a guy from that state, and I understand what you're saying. He is the beer-drinkingest guy I know. Like I drink sweet tea. And the furtherest thing from an alcoholic I can imagine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (4NtyV)
Come up here. We'll shake dice for shots with the bartenders.
Oh, you said sweet tea. Ummmm. I mean, that's fine too.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:04 PM (QHqf9)
It's very clear what's happened - both sides have abandoned the idea of a compromise bill. The House is going to pass a big Left Wing Wish List bill, and then it will be killed in the Senate - no chance for it to pass. (just like the voting "rights" bill, which died today)
I think this is a WONDERFUL turn of events!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 09:05 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Sgt Friday at November 03, 2021 09:05 PM (7bRMQ)
I had a bottle of Koval, from a small Chicago distillery, and it was outstanding. It was a gift and I cannot buy it locally.
What is close in taste and widely available?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 03, 2021 09:05 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 03, 2021 09:02 PM (nxdel)
This is one of the reasons why I live in the South.
The weather, and the food here is the best you ever put in your mouth.
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:05 PM (/+B8L)
What it is ain't exactly clear.
There's a man with a ballot over there
Tellin' me I've got to beware.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:06 PM (cZY+h)
I hope someday the Supreme Court addresses the burdensome and unconſtitional barriers to simply acquiring a legal handgun in Newyorkistan...
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2021 09:06 PM (HyrXW)
Homemade soups.
Those I can do.. the others..not so much.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 03, 2021 09:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:06 PM (/+B8L)
This is one of the reasons why I live in the South.
The weather, and the food here is the best you ever put in your mouth.
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:05 P
You put the weather in your mouth?
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:06 PM (QHqf9)
If the brass were to grow a spine, we wouldn't recognize them any more.
Deadline is still 22 Nov.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 03, 2021 09:07 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Robert Service
Posted by: Zombie Sam Magee at November 03, 2021 09:07 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:07 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2021 09:07 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: artemis at November 03, 2021 09:07 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:07 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 03, 2021 09:08 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2021 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Well done Eris, but did he also support the mission with adequate intersectional cultural diversity?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 09:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2021 09:08 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:06 PM (QHqf9)
I never eat December snowflakes, I wait until January.
Posted by: Lucy V Pelt at November 03, 2021 09:08 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:09 PM (cZY+h)
45 You put the weather in your mouth?
Posted by: Muad'dib
Just white lightning.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021
I have peeps in WV. White lightning has tickled my gums. I recommend it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:09 PM (QHqf9)
70 below.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 03, 2021 09:09 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:06 PM (/+B8L)
Only a matter of time...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 09:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:10 PM (/+B8L)
The weather, and the food here is the best you ever put in your mouth.
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:05 P
You put the weather in your mouth?
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Every season has its specialty.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2021 09:10 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:09 PM (cZY+h)
Hope she has her time in!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 03, 2021 09:10 PM (6khLc)
Posted by: Roy at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (Ti+Tv)
There's no equity in that.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muad'dib
The source I use in mumble mumble makes a blackberry 'shine that is so smooth it's dangerous. Oh my.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (FkR2T)
Posted by: wing at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (PlW9M)
Homemade soups.
Those I can do.. the others..not so much.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 03, 2021 09:06 PM (nxdel)
snowshoeing isn't difficult
If I can do it anyone not in a wheel chair can do it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (0ryfU)
Is this some bizarre alternate universe in which bolshevik (sic) Van Jones is a rational voice?
Posted by: Miklos, official political scientist and historian (enough degrees to shingle a doghouse) at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (tH9Bt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
One morning in the deep of Winter the neighbor's dog was barking its head off, and I was thinking fondly of the story "To Build a Fire"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (tH9Bt)
Containers of ValuRite are sitting in LA harbor.
Posted by: Roy at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Muad'dib
Bet you don't call them "peeps" tp their faces.
Posted by: Miklos, grandson of Carolina moonshiner at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:10 PM (/+B8L)
Yes, i feel some aches and pains. But I have had aches and pains in the south as well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 08:57 PM (4NtyV)
Not in Seattle.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (axyOa)
Silly rabbit.
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:07 PM (/+B8L)
I'm just saying that putting the weather up here at 45N in your mouth is a really bad idea. Stuff sticks. It's bad.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: Miklos, official political scientist and historian (enough degrees to shingle a doghouse) at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)
He does this every once in a while.
He's a lefty, but he's cunning...therefore #dangerous
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Yeah, I guess I'd go with bees. Unless, of course, I could swim really fast.
Decisions...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (5YdO/)
If I can do it anyone not in a wheel chair can do it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (aA3+G)
I would do it, but I can never find tennis rackets my size....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
And snow shoveling is an enforced workout for your Gainzzz.
Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2021 09:13 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Roy at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (Ti+Tv)
Sigh. still waiting to hear ABBA on the ONT.
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:13 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2021 09:13 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 03, 2021 09:13 PM (3TihK)
Posted by: Miklos,
Even mentally unstable people have an occasional lucid thought process. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 09:13 PM (tH9Bt)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 03, 2021 09:13 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:11 PM (KbLYZ)
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I would be flashing on "The Thing".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2021 09:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 03, 2021 09:13 PM (3TihK)
I have not seen The Black Hole since the original release. Makes me wonder how it holds up.
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2021 09:14 PM (Kab4E)
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It was the TXMOME drank it all
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
Apparently the Texas Salt Domes are unsuitable for the Strategic Valu-Rite Reserve
Posted by: Miklos, drinking more tactically that strategically at November 03, 2021 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (QHqf9)
I used a comma. They're important. Sometimes they save lives.
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:14 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (0ryfU)
Forget my original "Do No Harm!" recommendation , there's serious money to be made by having lots of really sick people with drug company kickbacks to prescribing doctors!
Posted by: Hippocrates at November 03, 2021 09:14 PM (hOUT3)
Between this kind of bullshit and the way that some hospitals are now denying transplants for not submitting to the clot shot, I'm glad to report that I am no longer an organ donor and would never, ever consent to give my body to "science".
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 09:14 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2021 09:13 PM (IDhUW)
Candiru...up the wazoo
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 09:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Just Sayin at November 03, 2021 09:15 PM (HtfBr)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 03, 2021 09:15 PM (qAR6u)
Roberts will screw it up.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:15 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: started at 10am at November 03, 2021 09:15 PM (3aQHd)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:15 PM (cZY+h)
Indeed. Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:16 PM (/+B8L)
Utterly predictable. When campuses were 60% male/40% female, any woman who wanted a boyfriend could get one, and males had to treat women respectfully.
At 60% female/40% male, a lot of women who want a boyfriend can't get one, and the incentives for males to behave badly are much higher. Explains all the sexual assault claims on college campuses - almost all the ones I've read about are women filing charges after their boyfriend dumped them.
I've also heard that a lot of colleges are now practicing a form of affirmative action for men - the schools' belief is that if the campus is more than 60% female, a lot of women won't want to attend, so they have to make special efforts to get men to enroll.
Posted by: Golden Penis Syndrome! at November 03, 2021 09:16 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2021 09:16 PM (P3gRi)
Walking in crunchy snow that sparkles like diamonds
Homemade stew and soups
Quiet pursuits while sitting next to a fireplace.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 03, 2021 09:16 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Muad'dib
Bet you don't call them "peeps" tp their faces.
Posted by: Miklos, grandson of Carolina moonshiner at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Yeah. Bad move up in da holla.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 09:17 PM (axyOa)
After years of censoring and criminalizing political dissent? You come up with that all on your own, Einstein? Or you have crack squad of monkeys working around the clock on this?
Posted by: flounder at November 03, 2021 09:17 PM (KnJdm)
A lack of male university students has caused what has been dubbed 'Golden Penis Syndrome' in men who develop inflated egos due to the amount of interest their female peers show in them.
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Harpies drive males off campus. Then sneer at the ones remaining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2021 09:17 PM (/U27+)
I used a comma. They're important. Sometimes they save lives.
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:14 PM (/+B8L)
I can engrave that as your epitaph on anything you wish.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:17 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot
Our People frighten away the candiru by sounding kazoos, and, in bad seasons, vuvuzelas.
Posted by: Respected Tribal Elder Miklos at November 03, 2021 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:15 PM (cZY+h)
Yes! With ACB and Kav as insurance, we are about to see Constitutional Injustice on a massive scale!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)
His parents must be so proud. Sadly, he probably won't get prison time.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 09:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 03, 2021 09:18 PM (nxdel)
Take A Glance On Me ?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2021 09:18 PM (7F9te)
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I'm guessing it wasn't COVID related because it's my understanding that no one is doing those for some weird reason.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 09:18 PM (4NtyV)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:17 PM (QHqf9)
That sounds almost as good on a headstone as "I told you I was sick."
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:19 PM (/+B8L)
They have changed the template but saferfederal workforce.gov website has the links to the covid crap including the exemption template. I'm sure DoD follows that template. Redonkulous of them not to give you the URL and their form if they weren't following that one exactly.
My work accepted my request. I threw some chapter and verse quotes from the bible at them as to why *my* religious beliefs say the abortion testing and development is wrong and also why I'm opposed to the gub'mint dictating my medical choices 'my body is a temple of the holy spirit' from 1st Cor. and 'no one can serve two masters' from Matthew.
But they were already good with me working from home (the vaccinated proles may be asked to return early next year.)
Posted by: PaleRider, hanging on at November 03, 2021 09:19 PM (3cGpq)
Bet you don't call them "peeps" tp their faces.
Posted by: Miklos, grandson of Carolina moonshiner at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Yeah. Bad move up in da holla.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 09:17 PM (axyOa)
We go fishing together in Canada. What I call them in person is classified
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:19 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: The Paolo at November 03, 2021 09:19 PM (FkR2T)
I can assure you, when I was in college none of my female peers showed any interest whatsoever in me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2021 09:19 PM (/U27+)
If they did, that is bogus.
The show must go on.
Posted by: started at 10am at November 03, 2021 09:19 PM (3aQHd)
Posted by: Muad'dib
All Buddhist epitaphs end in ellipsis
Posted by: Miklos, who actually had a Dalai Lama encounter twice at November 03, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
"The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has authorized the SalivaDirect PCR COVID-19 test created by the Yale School of Public Health for use with pooled saliva samples.
Pooled testing allows labs to combine saliva samples from multiple individuals into a single tube and process the batch as a single test."
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (oHeld)
Clever but...pro and college sports venues do not allow umbrellas, AFAIK. However it would be wonderful for getting booze into high school stadiums and gyms, movie theaters, offices, stores, buses, trains, and more!
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (AMIL/)
And don't get me started on directives coming down from upper level managers who's understanding of the law is what the lawyers who can't make it in the real world told them, and who have absolutely no understanding of the impact it has on people who actually have to implement them.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (KbLYZ)
You didn't notice yourselves calling everyone who disagreed with you Nazis and racists and bigots and homophobes?
Yeah, I'm calling bullsh*t on your epiphany.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 03, 2021 09:03 PM (aXxgO)
Don't worry. In two weeks they'll be right back to calling us racists, homophobes, and Nazis. They can't help themselves.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (+lVUW)
120 I can engrave that as your epitaph on anything you wish.
Posted by: Muad'dib
All Buddhist epitaphs end in ellipsis
Posted by: Miklos, who actually had a Dalai Lama encounter twice at November 03, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
ALH is a Buddhist? I had no idea. No worries. I keep spare ellipses on all the lasers.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (QHqf9)
I got kin up in the holler that do shine.
It's never, never ever "peeps."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Bear Skin Rug at November 03, 2021 09:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (0ryfU)
Had a dental appointment today, and at the end of the session, the dentist and hygienist and I got to talking about the case of Whu FLu I contracted back in Jan 2020.
I mentioned that I had been suffering from symptoms of Long Covid, and that in desperation I used the FLCCC protocol in hopes that it would help me (it did, it's a miracle).
Anyway, neither of these two folks had heard of Ivermectin, hadn't heard of the FDA and CDC putting the kibosh on it.
The dentist went back to his office and actually looked up FLCCC, and said that he would be reading the material tonight.
Even though they made me jump through hoops (mask, questionnaire, special rinse prior to starting the cleaning), they were open to hearing about alternatives to the Clot Shot.
Amazing that the weren't aware of Ivermectin and it's uses, but even more amazing that they were willing to discuss alternative therapies without prejudice or recrimination.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 09:23 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (oHeld)
Um, what?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:23 PM (h02fy)
Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2021 09:25 PM (FkR2T)
WTF?
Posted by: Bear Skin Rug at November 03, 2021 09:23 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 03, 2021 09:25 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (oHeld)
Um, what?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:23 PM (h02fy)
Nothing. We're not collecting DNA or anything like that.
Posted by: Great Resetters at November 03, 2021 09:25 PM (ACi07)
A lack of male university students has caused what has been dubbed 'Golden Penis Syndrome' in men who develop inflated egos due to the amount of interest their female peers show in them.
Harpies drive males off campus. Then sneer at the ones remaining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2021 09:17 PM (/U27+)
Sneer right back, and they will be lined up at your dorm room door.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2021 09:25 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
It seemed like every 18 months or so we all were dragged back into a 'conversation starter' session to re-work the mission statement.
What a monumental waste of time.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:25 PM (mD/uy)
Men marry down and across in status hierarchies, women marry up and across. That is what people do.
You want a high status guy? Be lower status, or at least pretend. A lot of men will marry down just not to deal with Woke-Princess and won't lose a moment of sleep over it.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:25 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Miklos, who actually had a Dalai Lama encounter twice at November 03, 2021 09:20 PM
This must mean I've certainly achieved nirvana by now...
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2021 09:25 PM (HyrXW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2021 09:26 PM (EZebt)
I want to be on the jury for Mr. Rittenhouse. Kid is a hero and deserves the support of his society. Jury nullification is an important part of a free state.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 09:26 PM (7MBHe)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (+lVUW)
Ace said this earlier today. He said they do this because it's all they've got. It's not like AOC is going to publish a Power Point and convince anyone to support her economic policies. All they can do is bully and coerce with their cancel culture.
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:26 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: nerdygirl
It was an screeching fat melonotic k*nt...
Posted by: Just Sayin at November 03, 2021 09:26 PM (HtfBr)
Posted by: nerdygirl
It was an screeching fat melonotic k*nt... At least I think it has a vagina.
Posted by: Just Sayin at November 03, 2021 09:26 PM (HtfBr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2021 09:26 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:26 PM (h02fy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2021 09:12 PM (0ryfU)
How sick is a society that would push massive, potentially permanently life-changing risk on their kids for absolutely no benefit to the kids themselves, but merely to make neurotic adults feel slightly less threatened from a virus with flu-like mortality?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 09:26 PM (cSs/W)
Downhill skiing. Sledding/tobogganing
Locking yourself in your studio with tunes and your artsy projects.
Homemade soups.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I look at that list and see:
Freezing your ass off. 5 different ways! Then Cabin Fever!! Finally, comfort food.
I can do comfort food in warm weather.
Posted by: tbodie at November 03, 2021 09:27 PM (mE8HP)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 09:18 PM (+lVUW)
You didn't read the link, did you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2021 09:27 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (oHeld)
Um, what?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:23 PM (h02fy)
Sort of like "You are all guilty, off to the camps with the lot of you!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (+lVUW)
When all you have is a hammer . . . .
Posted by: flounder at November 03, 2021 09:27 PM (KnJdm)
That's true leadership you've demonstrated. Hold the line!
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 09:27 PM (cSs/W)
143 I call you guys my peeps, when I'm talking about you to the family.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:26 PM (h02fy)
See! See!
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:27 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
It's telling me to get off my rear and put the plow on the Mule.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 09:28 PM (tH9Bt)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (oHeld)
Um, what?
Posted by: Jordan61
Guilt by Association
Collective Guilt
Posted by: Miklosian Instant Analysis at November 03, 2021 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 09:26 PM (cSs/W)
Do not forget the graft that must flow...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (oHeld)
So. Drool testing?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 09:28 PM (axyOa)
Take A Glance On Me ?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2021 09:18 PM (7F9te)
His name was Fernando.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2021 09:28 PM (c5jTU)
That filthy corrupt agency needs to be burned to the ground and the earth salted.
Figuratively of course.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:28 PM (oHeld)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 09:28 PM (axyOa)
They can have my pillow when they pry it from my cold dead face...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 09:29 PM (BgMrQ)
He's a Communist sympathizer and the Democrat party is becoming more Communist every day.
I thought you were smarter than that, Van.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 03, 2021 09:29 PM (sy5kK)
Someone stole it from me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 03, 2021 09:29 PM (h9tOc)
Clever but...pro and college sports venues do not allow umbrellas, AFAIK. However it would be wonderful for getting booze into high school stadiums and gyms, movie theaters, offices, stores, buses, trains, and more!
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (AMIL/)
Wear a Camelback under your clothes, and either wear it strapped to your calf and claim it is a catheter and bag, or wear it on a harness under your shirt and claim it is a bra. (Works best for guys for some reason)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:29 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Zettai
Hmm
Smells like Teen Zettai Spirit
Posted by: Miklos, lighting one up at November 03, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jordan61
I would have guessed we were your bacon addicts.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:29 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (FkR2T)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (6khLc)
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (/+B8L)
Just be a handsome, arrogant, jerk, and you'll have to beat them off with a stick.
Posted by: Golden Penis Syndrome! at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03,
~~~
That's funny, so do I.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Toxteth O'Grady at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (K7/OQ)
Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (FkR2T)
#arenttheyall
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Smells like Teen Zettai Spirit
Posted by: Miklos, lighting one up at November 03, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)
I have Febreeze
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:31 PM (QHqf9)
Every woman thinks she has the golden pussy from my experience.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 09:31 PM (7MBHe)
Yet another one of those "Who Watches The Watchmen"
Who goes down for felony willful destruction of evidence?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 03, 2021 09:31 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 09:26 PM (7MBHe)
* * * *
Kyle is indeed a hero, and a helluva gunman. He deserves to be fully exonerated, but I will settle for jury nullification. I would also love-love-love to see the FIBs held to account for their double-dealing and evidence-misplacing and delaying behavior. That judge seems like he might just be up to throwing the book at them.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 03, 2021 09:31 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:23 PM (h02fy)
Nothing. We're not collecting DNA or anything like that.
Posted by: Great Resetters at November 03, 2021 09:25 PM (ACi07)
If I am pooling DNA with someone, it is going to be Kate Upton, IYKWIM.
Posted by: flounder at November 03, 2021 09:31 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Any Female Enrolled At Caltech! at November 03, 2021 09:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:31 PM (QHqf9)
I recommend "Gee Your Hair Smells Wonderful"
Posted by: Lets Go Brandon at November 03, 2021 09:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 03, 2021 09:31 PM (+LCoQ)
It is too early to be posting jokes on the ONT!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 09:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:29 PM (KbLYZ)
They make a bra you can put wine in, called the Wine Rack.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:32 PM (h02fy)
Pooled testing allows labs to combine saliva samples from multiple individuals into a single tube and process the batch as a single test."
**
uhhh...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 09:32 PM (4NtyV)
Posted by: Jen Pisshockey at November 03, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Madonna makes her living with hers.
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:32 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2021 09:32 PM (IDhUW)
I told everyone that Abba sucks, butt Noooooo, I'm the weirdo...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 09:32 PM (1t5dY)
Women over-represented in higher ed: women hardest hit.
So typical.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM (mugJX)
Posted by: Golden Penis Syndrome! at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (I2/tG)
I wouldn't recommend it, splinters and all.
Posted by: flounder at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 09:05 PM (evAgx)
===
I could tell from Pelosi's body language today that she thinks All is Lost.
LOLGF
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
It's telling me to get off my rear and put the plow on the Mule.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021
I put my plow on in October
Kept the snow away
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: davidt
It has been called "The Power of the P" forever.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM (mD/uy)
If I didn't know better, I'd say they purposely allow it to leave their country for sale on the black market to kill generations of Americans.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM (7F9te)
Madonna makes her living with hers.
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:32 PM (/+B8L)
That old catchers mitt....woof
Posted by: Louie Spicolli at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Toxteth O'Grady at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM (K7/OQ)
Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (FkR2T)
Yeah, it shows up on just about every military base there is.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2021 09:34 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:32 PM (h02fy)
I wear a 44 suit, do they make it that size?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:34 PM (KbLYZ)
You and your Golden Penis need to return to campus for more post-grad studies. Leave the spats and tophat home though.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 03, 2021 09:34 PM (aXxgO)
I put my plow on in October
Kept the snow away
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM (aA3+G)
Appreciate it. I still need to put mine on
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:35 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2021 09:35 PM (mugJX)
Thanks. You just reminded me to go watch that video.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 09:35 PM (7MBHe)
drugs already on the market with the capacity to reverse the effects at the cellular level. ...
Hey, that's a cheap shot.
He doesn't say what drugs.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:35 PM (cZY+h)
You and your Golden Penis need to return to campus for more post-grad studies. Leave the spats and tophat home though.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 03, 2021 09:34 PM (aXxgO)
Bring puppies if available...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 09:35 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)
DC's Injustice League.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 03, 2021 09:35 PM (h9tOc)
Posted by: Jordan61
I could indentify with that
but brandy
Posted by: Miklos, trans for tactical drinking purposes at November 03, 2021 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jordan61
The former Mrs. Rat would have been only to carry A cup full.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 09:35 PM (r1z5A)
Don't worry. In two weeks they'll be right back to calling us racists, homophobes, and Nazis. They can't help themselves.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (+lVUW)
The New York Times started this evening.
A headline on their RSS Feed: "Republicans Pounce on Schools as a Wedge Issue to Unite the Party"
Lead graf: "Rallying around what it calls 'parental rights,' the party is pushing to build on its victories this week by stoking white resentment and tapping into broader anger at the education system."
(So, the Progs claim illegal aliens have many Constitutional Rights rights in America, but say American parents of school-age children do not have rights regarding those children ? That's a winning message, no doubt about it.)
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2021 09:36 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)
True, but it couldn't if we didn't tolerate this horse shit.
Look at how the Biden Regime pre-ordered a shit-tonne of Clot Shot for Tots before it was even "approved". Totally not a fait accompli. I'm sure the strictest Science was used. Not like they would say something like "we have to put it out there to see if it works".
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 09:36 PM (cSs/W)
Yeah and I want a baby unicorn
FBI is worse than the fucking Stasi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:36 PM (aA3+G)
Scraping the windshield, shoveling the driveway, idiots driving too fast for conditions and smashing into your vehicle, running the dog in a blizzard because she's from a sprint dog kennel, and freezing your parts off.
Don't kid yourself. By February, winter is all of that and more.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 03, 2021 09:36 PM (qvjMx)
@JDVance1 1h
And while we're on the topic, let me add my voice to the pro
@realchrisrufo chorus. A great guy who transformed the debate over the last couple of years. A testament against defeatism!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 09:36 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2021 09:36 PM (mugJX)
The former Mrs. Rat would have been only to carry A cup full.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 09:3
Trade up, eh.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:36 PM (QHqf9)
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (/+B8L)
-----------------------------
I don't think he's saying they need to change their messaging or their focus. I think he's saying that they need to be more diligent about hiding their true intentions. The 2020 debacle emboldened many on the communist Left to start saying the quiet parts out loud. I think he just wants to make them quiet again.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2021 09:36 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 09:18 PM (+lVUW)
You didn't read the link, did you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2021 09:27 PM (P3gRi)
Nope. Going there now. BRB
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 09:36 PM (+lVUW)
He doesn't say what drugs.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:35 PM (cZY+h)
I'm assuming most NSAIDS would work. The other is too variable to go with a blanket assumption.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 09:37 PM (BgMrQ)
>>ABBAvid kills elderly open air enthusiast, film at 11!"
I don't care if they play ABBA at the lemon party* I'm not going.
* Do not do a search for lemon party, trust me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:37 PM (oHeld)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 09:05 PM (evAgx)
--
Will the House progressive caucus stick to its guns and refuse to vote for the "Bipartisan" infrastructure bill until the "social infrastructure" bill passes the Senate?
Probably not. But those commies all come from deep blue districts. Why not tank the whole thing, let the Dems lose the House in 2022 and then take over the leadership once Pelosi and her gaggle of ghouls retire?
Posted by: Revenant at November 03, 2021 09:37 PM (ydlAE)
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:30 PM (/+B8L)
Actually, he's demonstrated a history of not huffing his own farts. That makes him far more dangerous than the typical prog.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 09:37 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2021 09:37 PM (mugJX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 03, 2021 09:35 PM (h9tOc)
Talk about a perfect set up line....
It's good to be you Grump
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 09:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK,
Can't you just put a silicon mat on your windshield and avoid the whole mess?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 09:38 PM (1t5dY)
LOLGF
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I saw that. She's pissed. It was a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Infidel at November 03, 2021 09:38 PM (QC3yT)
@JDVance1 1h
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I want to, but I don't either. Every one of his campaign emails are exactly like every other eGOP. He says the right things but I've been burned too many times.
See - DeWine, Katshit, Pat Tiberi, and on and on.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:38 PM (mD/uy)
Scraping the windshield, shoveling the driveway, idiots driving too fast for conditions and smashing into your vehicle, running the dog in a blizzard because she's from a sprint dog kennel, and freezing your parts off.
Don't kid yourself. By February, winter is all of that and more.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 03, 2021 09:36 PM (qvjMx)
-----------------
By February, around here at least, it usually changes from "idiots driving too fast for conditions" to "idiots slowing way down and getting stuck when putting the wood to it a little bit would have gotten them through."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2021 09:38 PM (lNHqD)
Pooled testing allows labs to combine saliva samples from multiple individuals into a single tube and process the batch as a single test."
Of what possible use would this be? Ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 03, 2021 09:39 PM (qvjMx)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 09:39 PM (r1z5A)
Hahahaha. That joke is 20 years old. Is the site still active?
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 03, 2021 09:39 PM (7MBHe)
Golden? Nah. It's Pyrite Over Rust and it echoes idiocy.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 03, 2021 09:39 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I just park the vehicles in the garage.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:39 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (/+B8L)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:22 PM (oHeld)
Um, what?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:23 PM (h02fy)
I can see that being done, for reason of economy, especially when actual, verifiable positive tests are few and far between.
Say each test costs $40 to run. You get 10 samples in. Doing them individually costs $400. If they are all negative, you have just blown 400 bucks.
Blend samples of the ten together, run one test. If it comes back negative, you are done. Nobody has the Coof. You have just saved $360. If the "bulk" sample comes back positive, make two groups of five, and test each. One comes back negative; there's five folks who don't have the Coof. You've spent $40 at this point.Then you individually test the five from the second group. That costs $200. You have just found your positive cases for $240, instead of $400.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (mugJX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 09:38 PM (1t5dY)
You ever try to lift one of those after a particularly good hoar frost?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (qvjMx)
Well, yeah, but it's got nothing to do with your justifiable hatred of Abba.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:36 PM (aA3+G)
Best part is that everyone of these Deep State sanctioned criminals are basically impossible to fire, get automatic promotions if they don't speak up, and get to retire with a sweet taxpayer funded pension denied to the plebes!
Posted by: A McCarthy at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:34 PM (KbLYZ)
Probably not. They look like sports bras, and come in medium and large. Maybe you could talk your lovely wife into wearing one and sharing!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (h02fy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (P3gRi)
You beat me to it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (c5jTU)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: tcn in AK
I've never tried to lift a whore... wait, whut?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 09:41 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Tony F. at November 03, 2021 09:41 PM (Spr0s)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:41 PM (QHqf9)
*
Or we could just ask people to stay home if they're sick.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 09:41 PM (4NtyV)
Kept the snow away
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Oh I have been to Wisconsin State Fair
And left my necktie God knows where,
And carried half-way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Heileman's Old Style beer.
Posted by: A.E. Miklos-Housman at November 03, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Quote III reminded me of my universal mission statement from my printing days.
"We provide quality goods and services, on a timely basis, at prices that our customers perceive as a value."
Posted by: 11B40 at November 03, 2021 09:41 PM (uuklp)
They aren't retiring. Office is what keeps them out of prison.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at November 03, 2021 09:41 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 09:41 PM (4NtyV)
Of what possible use would this be? Ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 03, 2021 09:39 PM (qvjMx)
Well, let's say that 98 of 100 tests are negative. You run them in batches of 10... suddenly you know that 80 don't have the Vids... at most your will then have to do single tests the remaining 20.... thus doing 28 tests vice 100 tests for the same 2 positive results.
Numbers game.
They make it up via volume... as the old joke goes.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2021 09:41 PM (oHd/0)
I think this is a WONDERFUL turn of events!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 09:05 PM (evAgx)
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Yeah. And yesterday's vote tally's all 'round the USA is dark foreshadowing for the communist agenda.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:42 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2021 09:42 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 03, 2021 09:42 PM (qvjMx)
She's afraid that moderate Democratic House members will remember how many moderate Democratic House members lost their jobs after ObamaCare was passed, and will be less than inclined to vote for President Brandon's slush fund bills.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 09:42 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 09:42 PM (+lVUW)
You gotta put a hat on a hat.
Posted by: John Madden at November 03, 2021 09:42 PM (h9tOc)
"...according to the statistical sample of medical records collected by the institute, only 2.9% of the deaths registered since the end of February 2020 would be due to Covid 19. So of the 130,468 deaths registered by official statistics at the time of preparation of the new report only 3,783 would be due to the power of the virus itself."
https://tinyurl.com/4cp9tj5e
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 09:43 PM (4NtyV)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 09:39 PM (r1z5A)
I asked the same question earlier today. No one offered up any type of explanation. Here's to hoping you get an answer tonight.
Inquiring minds want to know...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)
This has happened multiple times and I ask myself the same damn question.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 03, 2021 09:43 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 09:44 PM (4NtyV)
Men marry down and across in status hierarchies, women marry up and across. That is what people do.
You want a high status guy? Be lower status, or at least pretend. A lot of men will marry down just not to deal with Woke-Princess and won't lose a moment of sleep over it.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:25 PM (KbLYZ)
I wish that books such as The Rational Male had been around in my early 20's rather then mid 40's. Life would have been so much more productive.
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2021 09:44 PM (Kab4E)
Oh I have been to Wisconsin State Fair
And left my necktie God knows where,
And carried half-way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Heileman's Old Style beer.
Burma Shave!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 03, 2021 09:44 PM (h9tOc)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (r1z5A)
Come east, young man.
Posted by: flounder at November 03, 2021 09:45 PM (KnJdm)
A study has managed to reverse the symptoms of Alzheimer's disease in mice
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They should get Porridgehead and do a Flowers for Algernon kinda thing. See if it makes him smarter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 09:45 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 03, 2021 09:45 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Braenyard
Then comes the dark foreshadowing music.
And then Flying Monkeys
Posted by: The Wizard of Miklos-Oz at November 03, 2021 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 03, 2021 09:46 PM (rwusL)
These people are experts at moving forward under darkness. I know nothing about Youngkin other than he's a "Republican" and Terry McAwful is horrid.
I think this was an experiment by the DNC. "Let's see what an actual election would be like...besides, no one like Terry McAwful." (Later that day) "Oops."
Sorry to be Captain Bringdown, but my cynicism remains untarnished.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2021 09:46 PM (OU+8W)
How many years until it's available for humans?
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:46 PM (/+B8L)
That little (used metaphorically) bitch's neurosyphilis probably came from half of her mother's boyfriends bungholing her...
Posted by: Just Sayin at November 03, 2021 09:46 PM (HtfBr)
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!! at November 03, 2021 09:45 PM (UUBmN)
Arthritis in my hands...another reason I choose Texas over Idaho.
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2021 09:46 PM (Kab4E)
>>Of what possible use would this be? Ever.
The theory behind it is to save on testing and make testing a large pool of people fast and efficient.
You mix all the samples together, test if it comes back negative you clear the entire group, if it comes back positive, you do further testing.
If I didn't already know everything about the plandemic was a scam and op I might be open to this sort of process but it's all bullshit.
So, there it is.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:47 PM (oHeld)
This has happened multiple times and I ask myself the same damn question.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 03, 2021 09:43 PM (nxdel)
It's got a "Seven Days in May" vibe to it...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 09:47 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2021 09:47 PM (OU+8W)
Semis get toppled over by the dozens.
Beautiful state otherwise.
All the midwest is great once you understand that the weather tries really hard to kill you dead for 3 or 4 months out of the year.
Maybe 5.
Posted by: started at 10am at November 03, 2021 09:48 PM (3aQHd)
They should get Porridgehead and do a Flowers for Algernon kinda thing. See if it makes him smarter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 09:45 PM (/KPLX)
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Maybe they are putting him in a hyperbaric chamber when he's in seclusion.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:48 PM (cZY+h)
.....
It isn't a tide-turning because America didn't elect Biden in the first place.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2021 09:48 PM (7F9te)
I do believe you are a secret photographer amongst other things...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 03, 2021 09:48 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 03, 2021 09:48 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 09:48 PM (r1z5A)
What a monumental waste of time.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:25 PM (mD/uy)
I've mentioned here before that every time we had to do the mission statement tango I would use the Dilbert Mission Statement generator. I'd run it a couple times and submit them or act like I just came up with them if I was with a group.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2021 09:49 PM (d8xPm)
This has happened multiple times and I ask myself the same damn question.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB
I can easily see this happening.
"Do you know who I am?" even with valid Congressional ID, will not gain you access to a military installation. There is a process for VIPs, well - any civilian really, to be authorized for admittance.
Who knows what, if any, protocols were followed, or not.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:50 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at November 03, 2021 09:50 PM (gV9uv)
So, there it is.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:47 PM (oHeld)
In principle, if the testing were being done by honest institutions, it would permit the routine use of more accurate, but more expensive tests, and higher-quality data would result.
Note the caveat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2021 09:50 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 09:42 PM (I2/tG)
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The whole "party line vote in the middle of the night" thing indicates they knew ObamaCare would cost a lot of them come election time, and they did it anyway.
I expect that when the Machine decides a bill is critical to future power like that, they make comfortable arrangements for the vulnerable ones, and if they get pushback, then the Epstein Island photos come out, or they start getting photos of the Seth Rich crime scene in the mail.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 09:50 PM (/KPLX)
and it's spring when I take them off
I don't leave my plow on all the time cause the fucker weighs 950 lbs.
just takes a minute to mount
hey, thats why they call that, aint it ?
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2021 09:51 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2021 09:46 PM (Kab4E)
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They've got generic Voltaren on the shelves for about seven bucks.
User tip: after it appears dry put a couple of drops of water on your hands and rub it in again.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:51 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2021 09:46 PM (OU+8W)
I feel the same way, BC, although of course I am happy for the VA Morons.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:51 PM (h02fy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2021 09:47 PM (OU+8W)
* * * *
So far, so good. I trust your week is proceeding nicely.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 03, 2021 09:52 PM (rwusL)
https://bit.ly/3CJLK5R
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 03, 2021 09:52 PM (h9tOc)
DONT FUCK UP.
Yer welcome.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 03, 2021 09:52 PM (eJn7u)
aout 10 years ago, we got 4 feet on Halloween
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2021 09:52 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 09:50 PM (/KPLX)
Most of DC is compromised. Ok, vast majority.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2021 09:52 PM (c5jTU)
Posted by: lin-duh, duh, duh!!
Drove through Wyoming to Denver one early spring in the early eighties. Beautiful. Spring flowers , green grass budding on the prairie. Return trip made it to Rawlins before they closed the gate on the Interstate because of the blizzard. Had to follow a semi the last ten miles or so because we couldn't see the markers on the edge of the highway. Eight to ten foot drifts when the snow and wind finally subsided two days later.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 09:53 PM (tH9Bt)
>>Note the caveat.
Yeah, the value and integrity of the medical and scientific community is approaching Whale Shit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:53 PM (oHeld)
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2021 09:46 PM (Kab4E)
I have been taking Boron. The good news is that my finger joints don't ache before the weather changes, but the down side is that my ability to predict the weather has degraded.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:53 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:50 PM (mD/uy)
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We stink too much to go into the halls of Congress but it pulls them up short when they are made to follow protocol.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:53 PM (cZY+h)
I do believe you are a secret photographer amongst other things...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 03, 2021 09:48 PM (UUBmN)
I did a lot before the age of digital
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
As long as the ratchet goes only one way...
"Two Steps Forward, One step Back" regardless
*yes Miklos is a Leninist of a Sort*
Posted by: Miklos, who had a Mandatory Exam in Marxism-Leninism at November 03, 2021 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK,
Can't you just put a silicon mat on your windshield and avoid the whole mess?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2021 09:38 PM (1t5dY)
I tried something like that years ago and it didn't work well. My solution: Retire so you don't have to go out unless you want to. Keep stocked up on food and tp, so you don't have to go out unless you want to. Have remote start on your car so you can start it from inside the house and wait till it is all warmed up. Pay someone to plow your driveway.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 09:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2021 09:46 PM (OU+8W)
I feel the same way, BC, although of course I am happy for the VA Morons.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 09:51 PM (h02fy)
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You both are sanctioned to Chinese Ping Pong Paddle torture until you see the brighter light.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 09:55 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at November 03, 2021 09:50 PM (gV9uv)
* * * *
The sidebar said something about technical difficulties. I don't Twitter so I really have no idea what may have happened.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 03, 2021 09:55 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Braenyard
"These Hallowed Halls. . . "
"The Greatest Deliberative Body in the World. . . "
Please with the self-flattery. F*cking asshoes, the lot of them.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:55 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2021 09:55 PM (oHeld)
My wife can't drink milk because of allergies. And when we go to get coffee at most non-froofroo places like diners they're not gonna have any of that fancy almond or coconut or oat milk substitute. So I bought her a flask so she can bring almond milk with her and I was thoughtful enough to have one engraved with:
Totally not a flask filled with booze
Posted by: banana Dream at November 03, 2021 09:56 PM (Bpwyi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:54 PM (aA3+G)
Those daguerreotypes were really something weren't they!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
DONT FUCK UP.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 03, 2021 09:52 PM (eJn7u)
I'm partial to the Shepard's Prayer version of that.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 09:56 PM (cSs/W)
If Pelosi adds back all the heinous pork that has been cut, doesn't that put her less Communist members at risk, though? Am I assuming something that doesn't exist: empathy for D Congressmen facing tough elections in 2022?
Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2021 09:56 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Newsletter details if you please!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:56 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2021 09:56 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 03, 2021 09:56 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Braenyard
INFRASTRUCTURE!!!!
Posted by: Sexy Secretary Bootygig at November 03, 2021 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2021 09:57 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 03, 2021 09:57 PM (hV9ir)
The ADA trying to get Kyle hanged is rotten to the core.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2021 09:57 PM (mugJX)
Posted by: CppThis at November 03, 2021 09:58 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:53 PM (KbLYZ)
https://youtu.be/ghD5SHuR9mk
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 09:58 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2021 09:56 PM (us2H3)
Wrong has nothing to do with it, it is the current ability to BLAME that makes it so attractive!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: CppThis
Literally - #twoweeks.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:58 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 09:56 PM (cSs/W)
Yeah, thought I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 03, 2021 09:58 PM (qvjMx)
She's afraid that moderate Democratic House members will remember how many moderate Democratic House members lost their jobs after ObamaCare was passed, and will be less than inclined to vote for President Brandon's slush fund bills.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 09:42 PM (I2/tG)
It's a tough sell - in order to pass it *just in the house*, she's got to convince the moderates to fall on their swords and go on record with a far left wing vote, even though they all know it's going to die in the Senate. She's a general sending her soldiers out to die for a hill that means absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 09:59 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2021 09:59 PM (KAi1n)
You talking snow storm or covid?
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 09:59 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: CppThis
If WuFlu hadn't been created by dishonest institutions...
Posted by: Miklos on point at November 03, 2021 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Ya know, I remember back in the '90s, some conservatives were pushing for "Flowers for Algernon" to be banned from schools because of the parts discussing sexuality. I thought that was ridiculous at the time (and still do), but look how different things are now. The schools stock gay pornos with pictures of dudes sucking each other off and everything, the whole magilla, and parents who object are treated like common criminals for their audacity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 10:00 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2021 10:00 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: ALH at November 03, 2021 09:40 PM (/+B8L)
He pisses me off more than most liberals because he knows they're hypocrites and that their ultra liberal policies are ridiculous, but he still supports them. He's so rich that the crap he votes for won't harm him. Communities like mine are seeing an increase in crime. Rich liberals in the entertainment industry don't care because their wealth shelters them from reality.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 10:00 PM (+lVUW)
MisHum, good content tonight. I especially like your comment, "for years you have abused men." I didn't know we were on the same page re how feminism has become rampant misandry.
Also I love the Adam Ant song Goody Two Shoes, especially the funny little drum bang at the very end of it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: CppThis at November 03, 2021 09:58 PM (UewuT)
It would have been H1N1v2.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 03, 2021 10:02 PM (h9tOc)
https://youtu.be/gj7vbHtuU00
Tobias Forge's band prior to Ghost
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2021 10:02 PM (ybIRR)
Oh.
the current and soon to be former Leader of The VA House of Delegates was on MSLSD a lot last night.
Would be amused to see if she has been in front of a camera and microphone today.
Posted by: Schadenfreudemiklos at November 03, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 09:53 PM (KbLYZ)
The daily multi I take has 150mcg of Boron in it. How much are you taking?
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2021 10:02 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 03, 2021 10:03 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Muad'dib
First winter I lived here we got 158 inches of cumulative snowfall. Old guy down the road measured and recorded every snow day and turned it in to the local paper at the end of the month. I wondered what I had gotten myself into.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 10:03 PM (tH9Bt)
Posted by: nerdygirl
THIS
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 10:03 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nerdygirl
#1 that would be a lot of food
#2 they have a new fangled invention called a garage
#3 you will spend a lot of time in the spring putting back all the sod that a paid plow guy will dig up with their plow. Yhey don't give a shit about your yard. Kinda like Hud and Alma's garden
#4 I forgot what #4 is
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2021 10:03 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: qdpsteve
I would support a teachers' union that used that video.
Posted by: Miklos recalls the miniskirt young teacherladies at November 03, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 03, 2021 09:58 PM (qvjMx)
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As Saul's men are singing
getthemotherfucker, getthemotherfucker, getthemotherfucker, yea
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 10:04 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 03, 2021 10:04 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 03, 2021 10:04 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: CppThis at November 03, 2021 10:04 PM (UewuT)
One of the biggest libs I know lives in a gated community deep in the hills of Lake Forest. She's NEVER going to have to deal with any of the fallout of her bullshit politics.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Muad'dib
First winter I lived here we got 158 inches of cumulative snowfall. Old guy down the road measured and recorded every snow day and turned it in to the local paper at the end of the month. I wondered what I had gotten myself into.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 10:03 PM (
I use to live close to Maud
Moved to Lake Superior snow belt
Yikes!
Took awhile to get use to winter here
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)
I was on a survey job doing measurements for a fiber optic route along the Union Pacific RR across Wyoming one Winter. Nothing but freezing cold, wind, impassable snow drifts, wind, ravines choked with dead antelope or mule deer buried alive by snow. Did I mention wind?
One thing I did learn was that the rails do sing. The sound of the metal wheels on the steel rails is beautiful. The whole bed of rails bounces one to feet as the train rushes past. Watching a train coming at you in the distance throwing snow on either side of the engine is another majestic site.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2021 10:05 PM (d8xPm)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 03, 2021 09:58 PM (qvjMx)
Haha, I should have been clearer that I meant astronaut Alan Shepard's prayer:
"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up"
Although the Biblical prayer is also very hard to beat.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 10:06 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Insomniac
Insom should pull a Cameron Crowe (Fast Times) and attend a local college.
Posted by: Miklos, greetings fellow Collegians, how do you do? at November 03, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 03, 2021 10:06 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 03, 2021 10:00 PM (OU+8W)
* * * *
You need a strategy for increasing the number of resident kitties before the end of the month or year. Set a schedule to scope out the shelters or wherever you plan to acquire your next pet and stick with it. Get the food lined up when it is appropriate to do so. Then enjoy your new pet(s)! Life will be gooder!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at November 03, 2021 10:07 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 03, 2021 10:04 PM (II3Gr)
Aaron Clarey has a couple of great video rants on that subject. Basically boils down to "You ladies could have chosen Jim the oil rig worker who makes $80k/year in a cheap part of the country and no debt, but instead you chose Trevor the social-justice major with no job and a six figure college loan. Enjoy Trevor's baggage, because you did it to yourselves."
Posted by: CppThis at November 03, 2021 10:07 PM (UewuT)
I'm on to greener pastures in 2 weeks so there's that.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2021 10:07 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Rick Perry at November 03, 2021 10:08 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 03, 2021 09:54 PM (aA3+G)
Here is an idea: Hybrid Photography. You use the film of your choice in the roll film camera of your choice. Say it's 35 mm, which I expect would be the most used. So you shoot off a roll of Ektachrome, pop it into a little tabletop machine the size of a microwave oven, along with a cartridge that contains all the necessary chemicals for the Ektachrome process. The machine, which is fully automated, develops and fixes the film, dries it, and scans each frame at high resolution, displays the image on a screen, and stores each scan on a large solid-state drive. You could network the machine to a computer, photo-quality printer, or just display a slide show on a big-screen TV. The film could rolled into another cassette for archival purposes, or cut and put into slide mounts, or sent to a pro photo lab to have quality eleargements made.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2021 10:08 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Jack Elam at November 03, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Deep, dark, depression, excessive misery
If it werent for bad luck Id have no luck at all
After I count down, three rounds in hell
Ill be in good company
Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at November 03, 2021 10:08 PM (hQVBP)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2021 10:00 PM (+lVUW)
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California's destiny is a land oligarchs and those who serve them. It will be like China only good weather.
Get out while you can. - You can be a hermit somewhere else.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 10:09 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Muad'dib
not when you have 40 acres and a nice steep edge of a creek
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2021 10:09 PM (us2H3)
Liquor.
Just came from Ft Lewis and the class VI store.
Surprisingly number of shortages. Damn dems.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 10:10 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:10 PM (Y+l9t)
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All I know is that if mice have ever eaten anything then people are no longer allowed to consume it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 10:10 PM (4NtyV)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-4HI1_LTWIk
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 10:11 PM (tH9Bt)
Posted by: Miklos the Stickler at November 03, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2021 10:03 PM (us2H3)
It happens.
Posted by: Rick Perry at November 03, 2021 10:08 PM (Ojki1)
boy, did not see that one coming
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2021 10:11 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Hey! How'd you get out of the barrel? The escape committee wants to know.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 10:12 PM (r1z5A)
I wonder what happened with JJ. I listened for quite a while, but I eventually had to drop it - the other guests were just going on and on about COVID and after an hour of that I gave up. I know a lot of Morons find that story interesting, but I checked out on that one about a year and a half ago, because I find it So. Damned. Boring.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 10:12 PM (/KPLX)
What's my dang hash here?
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road @ (?????) - at November 03, 2021 10:12 PM (6h8E0)
A group of Karens is called a homeowners association.
Posted by: keena at November 03, 2021 10:12 PM (RiTnx)
for the escape sequence, see "Shawshank Redemption."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)
The impression I get is that it mostly goes the other way - that interested males flee when they find out about the $200,000 in debt you acquired getting that master's in sociology.
Two-thirds of student debt is held by women - nearly a trillion dollars. Men are less inclined to acquire a six-figure debt for a largely useless degree.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:13 PM (I2/tG)
The altitude was killing her. I was so privileged to meet her in 2019!
Go fuck me page set up for her at instapundit.com
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Posted by: westminsterbooshow at November 03, 2021 10:13 PM (/UQ/R)
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It's my understanding all the guards are foreigners who have no connection to America, so they probably haven't the slightest idea who any representatives are. Nor can vote.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 10:14 PM (4NtyV)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-4HI1_LTWIk
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 10:11 PM (tH9Bt)
oh that's a good one, one of AP's best!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 10:14 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road @ (?????) - at November 03, 2021 10:12 PM (6h8E0)
Something to do with hate, apparently.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 10:14 PM (h02fy)
Sheridan , WY. Not nearly as infected like Jackson. Gorgeous and a neat downtown.
Posted by: free tibet at November 03, 2021 10:15 PM (eRc8h)
What's my dang hash here?
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road @ (?????)
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Shouldn't cost more than $200-$300....
Posted by: lin-duh at November 03, 2021 10:15 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:15 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 10:15 PM (tH9Bt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 10:14 PM (4NtyV)
FTFY, cause I'll bet they did yesterday.
Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2021 10:16 PM (Ojki1)
The daily multi I take has 150mcg of Boron in it. How much are you taking?
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2021 10:02 PM (Kab4E)
240 mg Calcium Fructoborate a day which gives 6 mg boron
This is the amount that was used in a study of osteoarthritis and rheumatoid arthritis (per Examine.com)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 10:16 PM (KbLYZ)
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"The US transgender forces needed to reset their synchronized menstrual cycles. I couldn't be prouder if I was a transgender mother myself!" -- Gen. Milley Vanilli
Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at November 03, 2021 10:16 PM (cUUIs)
What's my dang hash here?
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road @ (?????) - at November 03, 2021 10:12 PM (6h8E0)
they have cameras that take pictures of your license plate, they'll send a bill in the mail. (texas residents can buy a Texas Toll Tag that goes on the windshield that takes care of it)
nice hash!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 10:16 PM (evAgx)
Actually, that's not quite true. I keep a close eye on the "government excess" part of the COVID story, because we all kind of have to keep abreast of it as a survival strategy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 10:16 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 10:16 PM (4NtyV)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:15 PM (Y+l9t)
I've been there a few times. I'm not good at closing my italics.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 10:17 PM (h02fy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 10:14 PM (4NtyV)
I love the sense of subtle humor on display here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 10:14 PM (4NtyV)
Hessians?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 10:18 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: free tibet at November 03, 2021 10:18 PM (eRc8h)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Oh, I think whoever it was, it was due to exuberant bolding.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 10:18 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:18 PM (Y+l9t)
This is blamed on sexism, of course. Women, you see have to have "more education" to make as much as men. They are also more likely to go to for-profit colleges.
Of course, a lot of that is that men are more likely to take tough jobs like electrical lineman, water treatment plant technician, or being the guy unloading the trucks at the chain supermarket in the middle of the night. Might explain part of the alleged wage gap.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:18 PM (I2/tG)
Weasel, did you cut diagonally southwest at the Tyler exits on I-20? Nice four lanes most of the way to Waco. Too bad it was dark and rainy, bet that was a nice drive. At least i'll be doing this portion of the run early Saturday morning.
Tomorrow is health and welfare check ups on Mom & Dad. Dad got relocated against his will down to Mom's place last month. According to Mom, he's scatter brained. I think he's just tired of her shit after being married to her since '45.
At least i can distract him with some scout___ around the ranch for the cougar (cat, you asshoes. Get yer mind out of the gutter) that has been stalking Mom. When i first spotted his sign, i noticed a 4" front paw print. Maybe i'll get a shot at him. Maybe not.
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road @ (6h8E0) - at November 03, 2021 10:18 PM (6h8E0)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:13 PM (I2/tG)
Fair point on the debt--though it does cut both ways--but his larger issue was that women have conflated college degrees with social class and are unwilling to consider "marrying down" to a blue collar guy so they settle for Trevor while fantasizing about the 50 Shades Of Gray guy.
Posted by: CppThis at November 03, 2021 10:19 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:15 PM (Y+l9t)
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She didn't keep her tabs closed.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 10:20 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Caroline Munro - yum!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 10:21 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: CppThis at November 03, 2021 10:19 PM (UewuT)
So the cat population in the US is in for a massive boom period.
Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2021 10:22 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Shouldn't cost more than $200-$300....
Posted by: lin-duh at November 03, 2021 10:15 PM (UUBmN)
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they have cameras that take pictures of your license plate, they'll send a bill in the mail. (texas residents can buy a Texas Toll Tag that goes on the windshield that takes care of it)
nice hash!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 10:16 PM (evAgx)
Lin-duh, i so hope yer kidding. I saw a camera flash, was speed___ just a wee bit. 'bama doesnt require a front plate, so crossing my fingers i dont get a speeding ticket and a state inspection sticker, plus missing front plat ticket with lin-duh's jinx on the troll toll.
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road @ (6h8E0) - at November 03, 2021 10:23 PM (6h8E0)
Posted by: free tibet at November 03, 2021 10:18 PM (eRc8h)
That reminds me, hubs broke 90 today for the first time ever. He was very excited.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 10:23 PM (h02fy)
Posted by: Sandy at November 03, 2021 10:24 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road
Wounded rabbit call.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 10:25 PM (tH9Bt)
Posted by: Jordan61
He looks way younger than that.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 10:25 PM (r1z5A)
https://tinyurl.com/uzbrk5a6
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 03, 2021 10:25 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Mama Warbucks Liz Cheney at November 03, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterbooshow
Whether a slip or not, I snorted, WDS.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 10:26 PM (mD/uy)
Wounded rabbit call.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 10:25 PM (tH9Bt)
Would one of Mom's nasty ass chihuahuas suffice? Kidding. Horrible little ankle biters, but they are what alert the brute squad dog (Morris, Great Pyrenees) and he makes every step Mom does.
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road @ (6h8E0) - at November 03, 2021 10:28 PM (6h8E0)
It's a vaccine to prevent
It's a vaccine to prevent some
It's a vaccine to lessen symptoms
Don't worry, breakthrough cases are expected
Get the booster
Get the booster Get the booster
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 10:28 PM (4NtyV)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Yep - she played the reluctant reporterette.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 10:28 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2021 10:29 PM (ybIRR)
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He got shot in the head at the start, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 10:29 PM (4NtyV)
Posted by: Robert Plant at November 03, 2021 10:30 PM (VxC1e)
Old Biff Bewalski had a farm
6h8EO
Posted by: Miklos, working from memory at November 03, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Yes, I was joking. There is a bit of a surcharge if you don't have a toll tag but it shouldn't too much.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 03, 2021 10:30 PM (UUBmN)
Fantasizing about meeting that perfect handsome rich guy is no different than some of you drooling over the latest well endowed film star as evidenced by the comments over the Who Dis female.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:30 PM (Y+l9t)
It's a vaccine to prevent some
It's a vaccine to lessen symptoms
Don't worry, breakthrough cases are expected
Get the booster
Get the booster Get the booster
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see
You rubes just don't understand how science works.
Posted by: The CDC at November 03, 2021 10:30 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:30 PM (Y+l9t)
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To be fair, most of those Who Dis chicks are mostly, you know,
Dead
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2021 10:32 PM (VxC1e)
6h8EO
Posted by: Miklos, working from memory at November 03, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Dang, i wish i had thought of that. How's it going Miklos?
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road @ (6h8E0) - at November 03, 2021 10:32 PM (6h8E0)
Posted by: Miklos, ed. (not a real Ed) at November 03, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:33 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Female friend on college boyfriends: "It's all about the upgrade."
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 10:34 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 03, 2021 10:30 PM (UUBmN)
I'll live. Should have reviewd the route more closely anyway. This way, i can suffer the learning experience monetarily...just like non-judicial ucmj punishment.
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road @ (6h8E0) - at November 03, 2021 10:34 PM (6h8E0)
6h8EO
Posted by: Miklos, working from memory at November 03, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
h8'ers gonna h8.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 10:35 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: David Murrow's book at November 03, 2021 10:35 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: BifBewalski
Cool enough to hang out by the fire and cook goulash in a big pot over that fire.
Alcohol is typically involved, 'cause Tradition.
Posted by: Miklos, Betanított szakács at November 03, 2021 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:30 PM (Y+l9t)
Unless you set that as your goal and pass on anyone who doesn't meet that.
This especially doesn't work if you are not a drop dead gorgeous type looking for Brad Pitt. Also applies to guys who think they are a step below Brad Pitt and aim for someone who will meet all their "conditions", missing the fact that they are at best a Danny Divito sans the money.
Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2021 10:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Some Rat
Hmmm. I must of missed that class because I was just looking for sex, drugs and rock and roll.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:35 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2021 10:36 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 10:36 PM (4NtyV)
Dead
That's what I love about 'em. All the sex, none of the talky talk.
Posted by: necrophiliac at November 03, 2021 10:37 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road @ (6h8E0) - at November 03, 2021 10:37 PM (6h8E0)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Yep - she played the reluctant reporterette.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 10:28 PM (mD/uy)
Adam Ant was pretty easy on the eyes back then. Nowadays he looks like whats-his-face, who played Al Swearengen.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 10:37 PM (h02fy)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Heh! Any woman who looks for those things, finds them.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 10:38 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2021 10:36 PM (VxC1e)
I will . . . take one from column A, and two from column B. Is there a desert menu?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 10:38 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: BifBewalski
She's in good hands (paws?) then. When old Marcus Barkus Rufus Dufus O'Malley finally toters off this mortal coil , our next dog is likely a GP. Mrs. Sock carries when she's wandering the property but the grandkids don't. Not yet anyway.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 10:39 PM (tH9Bt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2021 10:36 PM (VxC1e)
That cut-rate Ionic leather seriously sucks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2021 10:39 PM (gbfHZ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:39 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 10:39 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: sharon
Have I explained the tragic story of my disposessed Royal Family? We gave the money to the Orphans. And orphan kittens. Including most of the Crown Jewels. Most.
Posted by: Crown Prince Miklos of Miklostania at November 03, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: David Murrow's book
And most are far enough out, you need to use the shuttle to find them.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 10:40 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2021 10:40 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Crown Prince Miklos of Miklostania at November 03, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
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Dick move, man.
Posted by: The Hapsburgs at November 03, 2021 10:41 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Heh! Any woman who looks for those things, finds them.
Posted by: Some Rat
Usually the same evening. We did have fun, didn't we?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 10:41 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: necrophiliac
"A little less conversation..."
Posted by: zombie Elvis at November 03, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 03, 2021 10:41 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:30 PM (Y+l9t)
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To be fair, most of those Who Dis chicks are mostly, you know,
Dead
AoSHQ - Come for the rants, stay for the necrophilia.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 03, 2021 10:42 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I urged all my sons to seek women at pro-life meetings and marches. Two of them struck gold - wonderful, marriage minded gals.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM (mD/uy)
Re vaccinating kids: I was just reading a piece trying to figure out the NNTV, the number needed to vaccinate (the equivalent of NNT for vaccines), for children in the 5 - 11 age group.
Pfizer's so-called clinical trial for children tells you nothing, because there was not one single severe case of Covid in either the treatment or placebo group. That shows you how small the risk is. A little over 2000 kids total and not one single.
Anyway, the NNTV for children appears to be, wait for it, about 631K. That is, you need to vaccinate 630 thousand children to prevent one death.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM (Mzdiz)
I used the hearts and what did not fit into the quart jars for making a pork roast. Which was very good.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 10:39 PM (/KPLX)
that reminds me of the saying that Things are Hopeless, but not Serious.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM
So they will be killing our druggie and homeless population?
Posted by: Chuck C at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Tonypete
Yes.That evening turned into 44 very satisfying years.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: The Hapsburgs
Get a fuckin' normal chin, dudes. You guys had, what, how many generations to inbreed that?
Posted by: Prince Miklos Mountbattenberg at November 03, 2021 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 10:23 PM (h02fy)
***golf clap***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2021 10:44 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: a dude in MI
That 25% should make up an immediate 25% of a population decline.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 10:44 PM (r1z5A)
Dead
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2021 10:32 PM (VxC1e)
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So you're saying there's a chance?
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2021 10:45 PM (lNHqD)
Of that $153, $67 was spent at Dunkin' Donuts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2021 10:40 PM (QU5/
Meeting is one thing. Failing to do an appropriate job of discovery during the dating phase is then (mostly) on that individual. I know a few people who decided to ignore things during the dating phase, and then found out things they overlooked weren't going to go away, and in fact tended to get worse.
Crazy tends to not hide well if you take the blinders off. Don't go looking for faults as we all have them, but ignoring the tire fire in you face is a recipe for disaster.
Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM
I know I will regret this, but whatever happened to the poster "Hoyt's Provocateur" or whatever it was.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (EughT)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Is the Mary Ann/Ginger debate included in that assessment?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (tH9Bt)
Posted by: David Murrow's book at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Comrade, if it saves one life...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Sniff** I love a happy ending! (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 03, 2021 10:47 PM (r1z5A)
Great Adam Ant song.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2021 10:48 PM (vuisn)
Read into it what you will.
Posted by: whig at November 03, 2021 10:49 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Saint Augustine at November 03, 2021 10:49 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Wonderful!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 10:49 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Association of Professional Golfers' Hoes at November 03, 2021 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Of that $153, $67 was spent at Dunkin' Donuts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
That dude rocks. Pulls away on a harley at the end of his commercial. 'merica.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2021 10:50 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Comrade, if it saves one life...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (hOUT3)
Except of course if there is horse paste involved. Then it just needs to be shut right down regardless of numbers that it may save.
Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2021 10:50 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
Posted by: Mick Shrimpton at November 03, 2021 10:50 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021 10:51 PM (63Dwl)
Of that $153, $67 was spent at Dunkin' Donuts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
So, he focused on the basics, offered interested people a donut or two, spent his own money on the campaign so he was beholden to no one, and had a message.
Comrades, I tell you people like this are a threat to established order and must be stopped.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at November 03, 2021 10:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BifBewalski on the road @ (6h8E0) - at November 03, 2021 10:23 PM (6h8E0)
Not having a front plate on my jeep got me out of multiple speeding tickets in CA. Apparently, when it comes to the CHP meeting there quota, it was based on interactions (so I was told). A fix-it for the front plate counted equally as a speeding ticket.
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2021 10:51 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Saint Augustine
None of them are.
Rest easy, my son.
Posted by: St. Miklos, who could easily live in St. Augustine with redneck/beach vibe at November 03, 2021 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Of that $153, $67 was spent at Dunkin' Donuts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
So, he is going to face charges of illegal campaign spending then.
Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2021 10:51 PM (Ojki1)
NEW: @TheAtlantic adds 9 writers to new newsletter platform, including @JordanMCalhoun @cwarzel @DavidAFrench @nicolesjchung @MollyJongFast @RadioFreeTom @imaniperry @Yair_Rosenberg @XochitltheG
Can't you feel the excitement?
I guess Steve Jobs' widow wants to piss away more money on The Atlantic.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:52 PM (I2/tG)
Of course - it's New Jersey, and he just humiliated one of the most politically powerful people in the state.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:53 PM (I2/tG)
What about NNTVs for adults. We've got hard data to calculate that on. Note you can calculate NNTVs based on infection, symptomatic infection, severe cases, and deaths, with increasing values for each.
The NNTV for symptomatic cases for adults is about 256.
Now, how about deaths. Well, some Kraut researchers did an analysis of Israeli data and concluded the NNTV there is about 16K. The 95% confidence interval is 9K - 100K.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 10:53 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Was he singing "Ballad Of A Well-Known Gun"?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 10:43 PM (Mzdiz)
And only for the low, low price of around 100 cases of myocarditis! At least according to Pfizer's data, which I'm sure is completely on the up-and-up.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 10:54 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
So, he focused on the basics, offered interested people a donut or two, spent his own money on the campaign so he was beholden to no one, and had a message.
Comrades, I tell you people like this are a threat to established order and must be stopped.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
His campaign did get about 10k in contributions, which were not spent. Campaigns normally end in the red, with debts to be "forgiven" or repaid from the proceeds of Services Due.
This guy ran a budget surplus even before being elected-like Real Life People!
Posted by: Mikos, auditing this ONT class at November 03, 2021 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 10:39 PM (/KPLX)
Claire Wolfe. And that's a very old saying (in Interweb terms). I think it goes back to the 90s.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 10:55 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (EughT)
ISTR him coming on here and saying something about being blackmailed, and that he was going dark.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2021 10:55 PM (h02fy)
Ado Campeol, the Italian man known as the "father of tiramisu," has died.
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 03, 2021 10:55 PM (okV1R)
And it is confounding as to why the "elite" have been trying so hard to make people miserable and offend as many groups as possible since they stole political control from Trump. It makes no historical sense. Pandering to the angry minority and tranny tiny percentage at the expense of everyone else?
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 03, 2021 10:56 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (EughT)
Last I saw of him, he said he'd been hacked by the Rooshins or something, and that they were going to release kompromat in the form of sex videos or something, so his handle needed to be banned for his own sake. You know, the usual.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 10:57 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 03, 2021 09:17 PM (QHqf9)
I was able to use a similar line, "We'll be sure to engrave that on your headstone," to all three of my children and one of my grandchildren (so far). New drivers all, each protesting when I told them to slow down and look both ways before entering an intersection that "I've got the right of way!"
By actual count, that one thing has saved me from death or serious injury seven times in my 29 years, all from asshoes running red lights or stop signs at 40-50 mph.
Posted by: Fou Troll at November 03, 2021 10:58 PM (HLwmB)
Posted by: 3 angry Irish inches at November 03, 2021 10:58 PM (H2Hko)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Was he singing "Ballad Of A Well-Known Gun"?
Posted by: qdpsteve
"I shot the cinematographer
But I did not shoot her deputy"
Ok, the other guy, but director
Posted by: Miklos, unpaid PR flack at November 03, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
My Theory? They KNOW this crap has consequences. They KNOW it messes with the immune system enough that you may die of something else.
So they KNOW there will be a HUGE Tort sometime for this... as they have flat out lied about it... and lying will kill their legal immunity.
Thus, they need to get everyone to get the vaccine, so there is not a large control group of the UN Vaxxed. Then they can play the stats off as something else... like they did with Gulf War Syndrome.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2021 10:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:52 PM (I2/tG)
Isn't it amazing how these sub-mediocrities keep failing upward?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 10:59 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 11:00 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 03, 2021 10:56 PM (3/XaG)
*shifty eyes*
*Hides head behind back*
Posted by: Zombie Louis XVI at November 03, 2021 11:00 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2021 11:00 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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You talking about my house?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 11:00 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Lenin-"Worse is Better"
Posted by: Miklos, quoting quite verbatimly at November 03, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 03, 2021 11:01 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Miklos, with a kind of Madness at November 03, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
So, he is going to face charges of illegal campaign spending then.
Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2021 10:51 PM (Ojki1)
He was going after the Cop Vote?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2021 11:01 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at November 03, 2021 11:01 PM (okV1R)
Smart.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 11:01 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2021 11:01 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 10:57 PM (cSs/W)
anytime someone uses that as an excuse I can only thing "Oh don't you wish!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2021 11:01 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 10:57 PM
I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 03, 2021 11:02 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
No bee swarms. No piranhas. I agree.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
Climatically adapted gators.
Baby gators brought back from vacations. Over decades.
Don't ask, because they won't tell.
Posted by: Miklos, with a Word of Warning at November 03, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Without left-wing billionaires, our whole business model would collapse?
Posted by: Never Trumpers! at November 03, 2021 11:03 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Miklos, with a kind of Madness at November 03, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
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That's the one.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 11:03 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 03, 2021 11:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 03, 2021 11:04 PM (Y+l9t)
Smart.
Posted by: The ARC
Traditionally, such voters are only required to mark an "X".
Posted by: Legally valid, if questionable Miklos at November 03, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
So, he is going to face charges of illegal campaign spending then.
Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2021 10:51 PM (Ojki1)
Might be too soon.... but 80 year old Rocker goes to ABBA concert... hears their song... then JUMPS?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2021 11:06 PM (oHd/0)
That's the one my father used all the time when I was a kid learning how to drive, "Here lies Publius, he had the right of way."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)
TWO people have died and another has been injured after an elderly man fell seven floors at an Abba tribute concert.
Blinded by the super trooper.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 11:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Just a side note at November 03, 2021 11:03 PM (2DOZq)
Who else would book me after my Facebook posts?
Posted by: Marty Jannety at November 03, 2021 11:06 PM (Ojki1)
Don't ask, because they won't tell.
Posted by: Miklos
Gators are back in our lake again. Dad saw a four-foot one a couple of days ago, a baby really. They were gone for at least the last five years.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 03, 2021 11:07 PM (OssQ4)
DeForest Kelley joked that he greatest fear was his epitaph would read, "He's dead, Jim."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:08 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)
Since my youngins will be reaching driving age in the near future, I'm totally stealing that.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 11:08 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Romeo13
David Lee Roth?
Posted by: Miklos sez prolly at November 03, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 03, 2021 11:09 PM (0OmEj)
TWO people have died and another has been injured after an elderly man fell seven floors at an Abba tribute concert.
Blinded by the super trooper.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 11:06 PM (axyOa)
The way old friends do.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2021 11:09 PM (vuisn)
I had a bottle of Koval, from a small Chicago distillery, and it was outstanding. It was a gift and I cannot buy it locally.
What is close in taste and widely available?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 03, 2021 09:05 PM (4ZE6o)
I'm not an aficionado, so grain of salt: I like Bulleit Rye for my old-fashioneds. It's not expensive, so...
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the anti-DOTE at November 03, 2021 11:09 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2021 11:10 PM (U2p+3)
Who died maintaining his right of way
He was right, dead right, as he sailed along
But he's just as dead as if he were wrong.
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 03, 2021 11:10 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: publius,
The mailbox is Worthy of Respect
Posted by: as Miklos was informed, as to the why and the how at November 03, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:10 PM (Mzdiz)
DeForest Kelley joked that he greatest fear was his epitaph would read, "He's dead, Jim."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Heh
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2021 11:11 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 03, 2021 11:12 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Miklos, quoting quite verbatimly at November 03, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
I suppose it's the same concept, yeah.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 11:12 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2021 11:13 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist,
There was one in the lake at Poinsett State Park. Where people canoe, kayak, fish, swim.
Took it out last May. 16'1"
Posted by: as Miklos was informed, because he asked before swimming at November 03, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Marx-Lenin-Miklosist at November 03, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 11:15 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2021 11:16 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2021 11:13 PM (AtfPU)
Not on my roads, you scumbum.
Posted by: Buford T Justice at November 03, 2021 11:16 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 03, 2021 11:17 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 03, 2021 11:17 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: SFGoth
Start at the top
Posted by: Miklos, whose razor blades are sharped in the Great Pyramid at November 03, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2021 11:19 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist,
About 5 1/2 or six years in that case. Had been in the lake since a two-foot gator tadpole.
Lots of fish in that lake.
Posted by: Miklos, as reliably informed at November 03, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 03, 2021 11:20 PM (0OmEj)
Eurovision '74, where the ABBA magic started:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=3FsVeMz1F5c
Nearly 50 years ago. Man, I'm getting old.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)
I've never listened to Pyramid. I know the two before it. Eve is ok (love lucifer) and i really like APP's early-mid 80's stuff.
Posted by: SFGoth
Start at the top
Posted by: Miklos, whose razor blades are sharped in the Great Pyramid
You'll put your eye out!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021 11:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Fernando at November 03, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth
Start at the top
Posted by: Miklos, whose razor blades are sharped in the Great Pyramid
Totally unrelated, may we interest you in becoming a sales person and improving your life?
Posted by: Amway at November 03, 2021 11:24 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
The Ancient Egyptians had BB guns. The proof is in a secret part of the Staatsbibliothek in Berlin, sealed since 1945.
Posted by: Miklos, angling to be a guest on Coast-to-Coast or Ancient Aliens at November 03, 2021 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: klaftern at November 03, 2021 11:26 PM (taPSh)
When she showed me the picture, my knees almost buckled like I was hit with a left hook or something.
I asked her to send her picture and any others to my deceased friend's family and we proceeded to swap stories of friends we have known and lost that we both knew.
Technology is a wonderful and painful thing some times.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 03, 2021 11:26 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -*
Well, what does it say about me that I would insist on the umbrella flask having a glass lining?
What that plastic would do to good liquor is criminal!
Posted by: GrandeMe at November 03, 2021 11:27 PM (ytutJ)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 11:27 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: Amway
*assesses physical self*
Yeah, I can do multi-level.
Posted by: Miklosian Motivational Sales Presentations LLC (Panama) at November 03, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Scency the pamperd chef! at November 03, 2021 11:28 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Dancing Queen
broke her hip,
now she's just limping...
or
It was Seniors Night at Disneyland
I pooped my pants
Fernando!...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 03, 2021 11:12 PM (+I6Y/)
I'm reading that he stated he was "immunized", just never said it was with the clot shot. I love it.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 11:30 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)
What is the first historical thing you remember?
For me it is the bicentennial.
Posted by: TC at November 03, 2021 11:31 PM (A5DhW)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 11:31 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Indeed! However, I drew the line at watching that Mamma Mia crap...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 11:31 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: klaftern at November 03, 2021 11:26 PM (taPSh)
Ant was the original Jack Sparrow
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 03, 2021 11:32 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: TC at November 03, 2021 11:31 PM (A5DhW)
Mt St Helens eruption. Pretty big deal for a little kid living in Oregon.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 11:32 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2021 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
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It's nice that he Raised that much. Sounds to me like he was into Old Fashioned campaigning. He didn't Fritter his money away like a lot if them do.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2021 11:33 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 11:33 PM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
Try GLEE! instead
*wink wink*
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, feeling murderously HOT at November 03, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 03, 2021 11:31 PM (cZY+h)
There's an "Iron Dragon" sci-fi book series based on this concept. The author is pretty based, or at least he used to be back when I followed him on Twatter, in the Before Times...before I shitcanned that place.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 03, 2021 11:34 PM (cSs/W)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 03, 2021 11:34 PM (0OmEj)
Moon Vikings are the WORST. Leaving trash around, stealin stuff, burning monasteries and they won't quit rapin the livestock...
Posted by: Toxteth O'Grady at November 03, 2021 11:34 PM (K7/OQ)
C'mon man, Bob Dylan only got $300mm.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2021 11:35 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 03, 2021 11:34 PM (0OmEj)
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Pssst. That wasn't really the moon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2021 11:36 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2021 11:36 PM (AtfPU)
C'mon man, Bob Dylan only got $300mm.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2021 11:35 PM (Bwqq4)
Yeah, but Dylan doesn't have that Christmas song I CAN NOT STAND
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 03, 2021 11:36 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 03, 2021 11:34 PM (0OmEj)
Really?
Posted by: TC at November 03, 2021 11:37 PM (A5DhW)
You know it probably was the bicentennial. I have vague memories of snippets before that. Watergate hearings, and maybe some Vietnam footage on TV.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:38 PM (Mzdiz)
C'mon man, Bob Dylan only got $300mm.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2021 11:35 PM (Bwqq4)
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Nope.
Got any Elephant Man bones?
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at November 03, 2021 11:38 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2021 11:38 PM (AtfPU)
Oh yeah, that one where Van Zandt always looks like he wants to sink through the floor.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2021 11:39 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Miklos has always enjoyed Root Boy Slim at November 03, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 11:39 PM (/KPLX)
Posted by: a dude in MI
We use pellet stove as primary heat source. Gas not piped in at our house, so can't say about savings.
Pellets are $4-$5 per bag here, and we'll use about 1.5 bags per day in coldest weather to heat half the ~1500 sq ft house. Must use space heaters (2 for us) to supplement in areas far from stove.
Personally? Would rather have the GFA furnace with ductwork to all rooms and a set-and-forget thermostat!
Posted by: JQ at November 03, 2021 11:39 PM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: TC at November 03, 2021 11:40 PM (A5DhW)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 03, 2021 11:41 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2021 11:41 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse at November 03, 2021 11:41 PM (VxC1e)
This is indeed a small world.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 11:41 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2021 11:43 PM (AtfPU)
Wasn't supposed to be. Kubrick insisted on filming on location to get the look of the astronauts right. Totally blew out NASA's budget.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 03, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: TC
My first and last political contribution was 25 cents for a Nixon button when old enough to count to 25.
Posted by: Miklos has always never trusted politicians, especially with freedom or money at November 03, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2021 11:43 PM (AtfPU)
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Which Monkee was your fave?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2021 11:45 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 03, 2021 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)
I'll never forget FDR coming on the flat screen with his fireside chats.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse
Do you remember how he grooved and gyrated to the mad tunes cats were laying out for him through his earbuds, FJB?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2021 11:45 PM (pNxlR)
As a young kid, I was crazy about Apollo. I can remember vaguely watching the Apollo 17 launch actually. IIRC, it was delayed until way late, an my mother woke me up to see it. I was fussy, but I can conjure a mental image of seeing that Saturn V blasting off.
Looking up the history, Apollo 17 was the first night launch (the last mission was the first night launch), and there was some glitch in some hardware that caused an automatic countdown shut off at the T -30 s mark.
That caused a 2 hr 40 minute delay, and it finally lifted off at 12:33 am.
Yep, I remember seeing that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:45 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2021 11:41 PM (Bwqq4)
Wow you're old. Born in 58?
Posted by: TC at November 03, 2021 11:46 PM (A5DhW)
I wish memories came with metadata so I could see which one is the earliest one.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2021 11:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2021 11:46 PM (2JoB8)
Sputnick.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2021 11:41 PM (Bwqq4)
Ditto. Although i remember seeing my parents all concerned about something before that but no idea what it was or it was historical.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 11:47 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 03, 2021 11:41 PM (0OmEj)
I remember the wall came down, and it was a big deal to my parents, then I was in day care the next day, and all the day care ladies were gossiping about it in the stairwell, so I knew it was Big News Everyone Cared About.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2021 11:47 PM (/KPLX)
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It was the AE-35 unit. Those damn things were touchy as hell.
Posted by: HAL 9000 at November 03, 2021 11:47 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2021 11:47 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: JQ at November 03, 2021 11:39 PM (dB4Iz)
No ductwork in house, currently have boiler hydronic and a 12kbtu gas insert. looking to replace insert but not sure if gas or pellet- i guess pellet has a tax credit right now(26% of cost)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 03, 2021 11:47 PM (+I6Y/)
Oh yes, I remember during that Apollo 17 launch, right at the liftoff moment, Commander Gene Cernan shouted "Let's go, Brandon!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:47 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2021 11:47 PM (63Dwl)
Cuban Missile Crisis, followed by JFK's assassination
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2021 11:48 PM (pNxlR)
It was kind of funny. I went to work for VF Corp., and they'd signed him to flog their jeans, so several of the distaff co-workers had big Springsteen VF promo posters up in their offices.
I look at one and said to myself "Well, who the hell is that?"
Posted by: Fou Troll at November 03, 2021 11:48 PM (HLwmB)
Many years ago, on a rare visit to NJ, a friend drove me by Springsteen's Childhood Home in Freehold.
Fine.
Really good pizza down the road though.
Posted by: Miklos will never forget his first car, good pizza, or that first girl, whatsername at November 03, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2021 11:49 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2021 11:49 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 03, 2021 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Bastage!
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 03, 2021 11:49 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: TC at November 03, 2021 11:46 PM (A5DhW)
Born in '49 but nothing that earthshaking happened until Sputnick.
Did the Vanguard blow up on the launch pad before or after Sputnick because I remember that.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2021 11:50 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Miklos, with a sip of the Brown at November 03, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 03, 2021 11:51 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: TC at November 03, 2021 11:51 PM (A5DhW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2021 11:52 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2021 11:52 PM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Fou Troll at November 03, 2021 11:52 PM (HLwmB)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 03, 2021 11:53 PM (vuisn)
My God, I can remember a snippet of Apollo 13, which was in 1970. I was really fascinated with the space program, and that explains why those memories are so engrained, I'm sure.
I can remember being at my grandmother's house, jus down the road (which burned down in the '90s), and watching TV when the explosion occurred and there was serious concern if they were going to make it.
Just one mental image, a snippet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:53 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2021 11:53 PM (axyOa)
Vic says you showed up AFTER Posted by: Miklos, with a sip of the Brown at November 03, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Miklos, you beat me to it. But I might add . . . .
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 03, 2021 11:53 PM (BMmaB)
I remember the wall came down, and it was a big deal to my parents
Of all the things that I could have imagined happening in the first fifteen years of my life, the Berlin Wall disappearing was never going to be one of them. And yet it did.
I am close to having lived for as long after that event as I lived prior to it. A strange milepost, to be sure.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2021 11:54 PM (pNxlR)
I was just 3 years old then. But damned, thinking about it, and I pulled that little snippet. I've recalled it before. What I'm probably actually remembering is a memory of the memory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2021 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 03, 2021 11:54 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2021 11:54 PM (d8xPm)
- CCR, Proud Mary
- Chicago, Saturday In The Park
- Sergio Mendes, Fool On The Hill (this one is probably the oldest)
- Petula Clark, Downtown and Don't Sleep On The Subway
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 03, 2021 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Understatement at November 03, 2021 11:55 PM (1fg6a)
Posted by: TC at November 03, 2021 11:56 PM (A5DhW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2021 11:56 PM (VxC1e)
The Capricorn One disaster.
Posted by: Dr. Varno
I tried watching it with Mrs. Krebs about a year ago. We stuck it out for about an hour -- gawd, that was an awful movie -- and then we moved on to something, anything, better.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2021 11:57 PM (pNxlR)
I have a weird memory of a family car trip from Texas to Boston to visit grandparents. And a song played on the radio about a town where "the streets were lined with bricks, of Acapulco Gold".
And I had no idea what Acapulco Gold was for a good 10-12 more years. But it stuck in my head. That would have been about '55-'57 probably.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 03, 2021 11:57 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 03, 2021 11:58 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 03, 2021 11:58 PM (J1rGb)
Posted by: klaftern at November 03, 2021 11:58 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 03, 2021 11:59 PM (BMmaB)
Cleopatra snogging anything with a pulse. People were pissed!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2021 11:59 PM (pNxlR)
-----
Historical, for me, seeing President Eisenhower, in person.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still 29 at November 04, 2021 12:00 AM (jacU8)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 04, 2021 12:00 AM (Bwqq4)
Bad ass weed.
Posted by: Cheech and Chong at November 04, 2021 12:00 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 03, 2021 11:47 PM
Gas would be cleaner and less effort, imo. Easier to control temp.
Burning pellets creates ash-- not as much as wood, for sure-- but you'll still need to shut down periodically for clean up/maintenance.
Unless you want to make trip after trip to purchase the bags, you'll need to buy by the ton (pallet of 50 bags) and store them *somewhere* dry. Pack n stack, lol!
Good luck, whichever way you go!
Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2021 12:01 AM (dB4Iz)
My mission was to exchange as many USD for Ostmarks on the black market rate as possible. From Budapest we knew what was happening, and, without any apology, we tried to cash in.
Posted by: Miklos, eye and especially ear witness at November 04, 2021 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Fou Troll at November 04, 2021 12:02 AM (HLwmB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still 29 at November 04, 2021 12:03 AM (jacU8)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 12:03 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Miklos, eye and especially ear witness at November 04, 2021 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Nice.
I was at Augsburg.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 12:03 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 04, 2021 12:03 AM (Spr0s)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 12:04 AM (KAi1n)
Mark your calendar, it's about to get chippy up in here!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 04, 2021 12:04 AM (+xGNi)
For some unknown reason......my first historical memory is LBJ dying of a heart attack
USN.......the gator farm outside of Alamosa
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 04, 2021 12:05 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 12:05 AM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 04, 2021 12:06 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2021 12:08 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 04, 2021 12:08 AM (/UQ/R)
Until this very day, I did not know ABBA did the song "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor".
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 04, 2021 12:08 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 04, 2021 12:10 AM (AtfPU)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 04, 2021 12:08 AM (3/XaG)
Did they originally do this one too?
https://youtu.be/JfD6V8b1zco
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2021 12:11 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2021 12:11 AM (/KPLX)
Posted by: klaftern at November 04, 2021 12:12 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 12:12 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 04, 2021 12:13 AM (/UQ/R)
Hello, Dear One.
That's a heavy duty one. Everything was so different then. The respect for a President, no matter the party, was tremendous.
For some reason I remember LBJ getting in trouble for picking his Beagles up by the ears. And in Texas we all loved Ladybird and her flower campaign which still brightens the highway roadsides with bluebonnets and more.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 04, 2021 12:13 AM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Diogenes
Home of fine steel in centuries past, and in a way, the postal system.
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at November 04, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)
This is written by a female so given the subject matter and the state of journalism we can expect at least half of this to be made up and the other half lies.
What's happened is the guys who do make it into college (deciding to go, being qualified and then getting in all are separate trials) are probably just a bit hipper than the average jock or nerd that gets into college and somehow finds their attractive to the girls. So they go overboard but I'd bet most of them cast a jaundiced eye at the sudden popularity and decide to be choosy since they have choices and this gal was on the wrong end of one.
"golden penis"? Can anyone really believe that a bunch of college girls made that up? I can't. Maybe as a goof during a slumber party . . .
Posted by: jakee308 at November 04, 2021 12:15 AM (xyCFt)
Somehow company or paid lunches are better than the dinners I have paid for in the same restaurants.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Christians are all part of the House of David and Abraham at November 04, 2021 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still
Needs some fake wood paneling and glitter in the popcorn ceiling and a wood stove in the corner to be complete.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2021 12:17 AM (1t5dY)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 04, 2021 12:13 AM (/UQ/R)
Doing good, WDS!! And yeah, I'm pissed I missed it.
Lady YD's ex threw one of his faggy little hissy fits about some stupid thing that evening and blew up our plan for the kids. Seriously lame. Sorry we didn't make it. I really wanted you to meet V, in particular
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2021 12:17 AM (/KPLX)
Things that make you go hmmmm.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 04, 2021 12:18 AM (xyCFt)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 04, 2021 12:18 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at November 04, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)
I actually got to Budapest in the late 90's. Spent the day with the former head of the Hungarian Air Force. Interesting guy.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2021 12:18 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 04, 2021 12:20 AM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2021 12:21 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
It's like an orgy, but different.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 04, 2021 12:21 AM (THrK8)
My sister and i had just gotten pixie haircuts. We were sharing a bag of Fritos. I'm in the middle between mom and sis. The Stones' I Can't Get No Satisfaction comes on the radio. Sis and I singing away. No idea what we're singing about.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 04, 2021 12:22 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Diogenes
I'm sure!
The manager of the Hyatt hotel bar and grill in the early 90s was a former Hungarian Air Force Pilot.
"The MIG-15. How can I explain. Like Volkswagen Bug, on top of very powerful rocket."
Posted by: Miklos, those were happy days at November 04, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 04, 2021 12:22 AM (/UQ/R)
Which means you'll never get that first-hand account of the landing at Peleliu.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2021 12:23 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 12:12 AM (KAi1n)
-------------
A sentiment from one of our founders:
"mind your business" _B. Franklin
I think most of them shared that sentiment.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 12:23 AM (cZY+h)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
It's like an orgy, but different.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
Less fun
Sounds like No Fun
Posted by: Miklos, whose hot tub was surgically removed at November 04, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Speaking of the Monkees, the mother of Michael Nesmith invented White Out, and founded the Liquid Paper corporation.
That company became a multiple dollar concern. It also became infamous although relatively unknown due to cover up because it's original solvent used in the liquid paper product, magic markers, and the original highlighter was also used by the CIA as a delivery solvent for drugs in the MKUltra and follow-on programs...
Posted by: Toxteth O'Grady at November 04, 2021 12:26 AM (gBPEd)
Posted by: SFGoth
PLS contact ASAP RE: peyote and/or Mushroom Ranch concept.
THX
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Sustainable Agricultural Entrepreneurialisms LLC at November 04, 2021 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Out in the boonies with a nuclear tipped missile, standing guard weapons hot. If the balloon had gone up, we were dead meat. Ivan knew where we were so our life span was figured at 2 launches.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 04, 2021 12:27 AM (KATBx)
Get the booster Get the booster
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vax for kids is brand new and never tested, good luck kids, see p14 at November 03, 2021 10:28 PM (4NtyV)
Hah, indeed. Just came from the bar. ESPN was on a TV there. Apparently Aaron Rodgers is off the roster for the Packers because of the Covids. Evidently he claimed to be "immunized" but did not claim to be "vaccinated". By so doing, he has now caused the Packers, and ESPN to admit that the "vaccine" does not immunize. Mischief is important. We need more of this.
And during the preceding roundball game, Gurgle ran an ad for their new Pixel phone, and bragged about it being to remove extraneous subjects from your photos. Showed some dweeb doing skateboard stunts in front of a fountain, while other dweebs looked on. But the magic Pixel phone can remove onlooker dweebs, while leaving stunt dweeb! I immediately thought of the famous photo of Stalin with the vanishing Commissar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2021 12:28 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 04, 2021 12:31 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' vague creative thinkings at November 04, 2021 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)
"golden penis"? Can anyone really believe that a bunch of college girls made that up? I can't. Maybe as a goof during a slumber party . . .
Someone dredged up Austen Powers' "Goldmember", obviously.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 04, 2021 12:32 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at November 04, 2021 12:33 AM (yacZ7)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 04, 2021 12:33 AM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Removed for some, but retained by us.
The Commissar will return if needed.
Posted by: Comrade Yezhov Googlevski at November 04, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
I guess you are worried that the Younglin win means the pendulum is swinging back?
Or is this about the cops who ran a rico pot criminal enterprise getting rico heat?
If it is any solace, I say legalize everything up to and including dran-o.
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 12:35 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
That's the beauty of a rest stop glory hole. No need to worry 'bout 'oos blowin 'oo.
Posted by: Rick "Knob" Wilson at November 04, 2021 12:36 AM (THrK8)
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 12:37 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Woodsy Owl, with floppy clown feet at November 04, 2021 12:38 AM (SwCv8)
I remember being allowed to stay up late and watch The Wild Wild West with my parents. I didn't understand the show, lol, but it was neat to stay up so late!
Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2021 12:38 AM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Joey "Rocky Road Trousers" Biden at November 04, 2021 12:39 AM (THrK8)
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 12:39 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: irongrampa
I Good Guy I worked with was a Capt. in an armored cav unit right up close and personal in the Fulda gap.
Expectation?
"80% casualties within 45 minutes, but the worst 45 minutes beyond those poor bastards' expectations."
Posted by: Miklos Salutes at November 04, 2021 12:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 12:41 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 12:42 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ben and Jerry at November 04, 2021 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----
See: Churchill's cigar https://tinyurl.com/wer26ntk
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2021 12:43 AM (oBAbT)
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 12:45 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 04, 2021 12:45 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Joey "Rocky Road Trousers" Biden
Our People will call your People
Posted by: Ben and Jerry
Cornpop Crunch!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 04, 2021 12:46 AM (THrK8)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 12:46 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 04, 2021 12:47 AM (/UQ/R)
Phone is auto cucumbering me I must have had a nightmare...barely realized I was awake
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 12:47 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
But that wasn't done by communists
Oh wait
Posted by: Miklos, rethinking at November 04, 2021 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Ivan blinked during the missile crisis AND the Brandenburg Gate standoff. I honestly think we could have taken him out.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 04, 2021 12:48 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 12:48 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 12:49 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still
Dear Boy
One prioritises
https://tinyurl.com/e6abhrmr
Posted by: Winston Miklos Churchill at November 04, 2021 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, still 29 at November 04, 2021 12:52 AM (OFJlJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 12:53 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: klaftern at November 04, 2021 12:54 AM (taPSh)
Today cuban cigars are not as good as central American cigars. The ban cost us Americans nothing but created new and better cigar makers. Oddly enough any cuban cigar i may have smoked was probably fake and just as good as the real thing.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 04, 2021 12:54 AM (0OmEj)
I should know, have never looked it up.
There are claims he smoked (or chewed) 10 cigars a day.
Along with his alcohol consumption, imagine the scolding he'd get from his doctor today.
But he seems to have been fairly accomplished despite all this.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2021 12:54 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 12:55 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Lirio100 at November 04, 2021 12:56 AM (uFOGo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I don't remember Budapest 1956, but I sure grew up looking at the shrapnel and bullet pockmarks.
It was usually easy to distinguish the WWII mementoes from the 1956 ones.
Posted by: Miklos thinks it has been made nice in most places at November 04, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
She doesn't post here but lives this site vicariously thru me. Big thanks and love from J.
Posted by: Farmer at November 04, 2021 12:56 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2021 12:57 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: klaftern at November 04, 2021 12:57 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 12:58 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable
Cuban cigars are cheap in Cuba. Not just because what you might think.
The workers are effectively allowed to steal cigars for private sale (but not to Cubans, no money or ration coupon for that).
Posted by: Miklos, who inherited about 2100 cigars at November 04, 2021 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Or is this about the cops who ran a rico pot criminal enterprise getting rico heat?
If it is any solace, I say legalize everything up to and including dran-o.
Posted by: Sven
No, just that every once in awhile I like to burnish my small-government/government-is-best-that-bothers-me-least attitude.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 12:59 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: klaftern
Churchill would bum rush him, deliver a Superbowl kickoff to his nuts, wait for him to collapse, flick some ash on him, and saunter off and chug a magnum of champers...
Posted by: Toxteth O'Grady at November 04, 2021 01:00 AM (K7/OQ)
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 01:01 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Sven
That is the gist of V.D. Hanson's "The Second World Wars"
Posted by: Miklos, who reads at or above Grade Level at November 04, 2021 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)
_Winston Churchill
Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2021 01:01 AM (cZY+h)
same latitude, pretty much the same weather, and the people doing the growing, etc, not only make money doing it, they get to keep it, so hell yes it's superior to whatever is coming off that island.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 04, 2021 01:02 AM (6khLc)
Posted by: Future Preznit Kammy at November 04, 2021 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 01:02 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 04, 2021 01:03 AM (+xGNi)
Posted by: Toxteth O'Grady
W. Churchill was a cavalryman, and participated in the last pistol and sabre charge of Her Majesty's Cavalry
Posted by: Miklos recalls-"There is no thing more exhilarating..." at November 04, 2021 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 04, 2021 01:05 AM (THrK8)
Also seems like it's a golden age for cigars, the variety of tobaccos and blends has created an astonishing breadth and quality, with new blending artists emerging all the time.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2021 01:05 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Sven
By Reagan's time, the Soviet Union was doomed in a short fight. As soon as he could, Ivan would be trading his AK-47 for a McDonald's gappy meal. Ronald McDonald would've been taking more surrenders than Patton did in all of WW2.
Golden Arches > Kremlin Spires.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 01:06 AM (KAi1n)
My first memory was aged 2-3 and the fight that led to my parents splitting...
I watched the news a lot until about 2002.
Dad says when PBS played "vietnam the 10000 day war" I recognized the footage and impersonated Cronkite I dunno
Posted by: Sven at November 04, 2021 01:06 AM (Lzpvj)
also, being allowed to watch the Mickey Mouse Club, but not the show that came after it... even at that early age, Mommy Dearest severely limited my TV watching, which may be why i never got into the habit of turning on the idiot box.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 04, 2021 01:07 AM (6khLc)
On local news here in SoCal tonight: the city of West Hollywood is voting whether to adopt the highest minimum wage in the entire USA. $17.64 pet hour.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 01:08 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sven
Getting stoned on the Lido deck right outside the soft serve machine and the goat cheese pizza maker is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 01:08 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2021 01:08 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Miklos recalls-"There is no thing more exhilarating..." at November 04, 2021 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Fun fact: The British Navy and Air Force are "Royal", and the reigning monarch is the titular head of each. But the Army is the "English Army" and the monarch is not the boss of it. There is a "Queen's Own" Regiment, though.
This was a deliberate choice, to remove any pretext for the Monarch to use the Army against the people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2021 01:10 AM (P3gRi)
Long term, not so much.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 04, 2021 01:10 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2021 09:33 PM (mD/uy)
Ahh. The most power tool known to man...the vaginal wrench.
Archimedes and his lever to move the world? Pfft.
Posted by: waepnedmann at November 04, 2021 01:10 AM (xJyPS)
Golden Arches > Kremlin Spires.
Posted by: SFGoth
Pizza Hut (as part, then, of PepsiCo) opened two locations in Moscow in the late 80s. One for Soviet rubles, one for hard (foreign) currency. Huge losses on both. One empty, one always full.
Such a disaster that even the Harvard Business Review published a study.
Posted by: Miklos recalls negotiating with PepsiCo at November 04, 2021 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 01:11 AM (L2ZTs)
Moderate cigar smokers are not at much health risk.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 04, 2021 01:12 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
So carpet bomb them, hit them with offshore naval gunfire, and then send in the Royal Marines. But no army. Gotcha.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 01:12 AM (KAi1n)
The only cigars worth smoking are hand rolled on the inner thighs of latina 18 y/o girls, lubricated with tears and vaginal juices but mostly vaginal juices, and gently dusted with crunchy frog.
Posted by: Toxteth O'Grady at November 04, 2021 01:12 AM (K7/OQ)
Posted by: Miklos, disagreeable actual constituent at November 04, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, disagreeable actual constituent at November 04, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Heh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2021 01:15 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 01:16 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 04, 2021 01:16 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: SFGoth
Washington D.C., 1814
Captured and partially burned
Get yer bloody asses back here and FINISH THE JOB
Posted by: Miklos sincerely requests at November 04, 2021 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)
D.C. = District of Criminality
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2021 01:17 AM (Mzdiz)
Today I learned that somewhere in New Jersey is a man named Durr.
And that man just got elected to the state Senate.
Senator Durr.
Fucking wild, maaaan!
Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2021 01:17 AM (P6yI5)
Okay, I'm gonna throw up. Brought to you by Pfizer:
https://tinyurl.com/h9782vru
That's an ad about vaccinating kids -- you'll be a superhero! And save the world!
That is pure evil right there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2021 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 01:16 AM (KAi1n)
Kind of ironic, when you think about it, that the Soviets prided themselves on atheist materialism, but got beaten six ways from Sunday on the material wealth deal by the at least nominally Christian USA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2021 01:19 AM (P3gRi)
As I develop favorites I'll stalk sales online, as the savings would be quite substantial. If you know what you want, pretty amazing how inexpensively you can get them.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2021 01:20 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: publius
Evil is in the world.
Now let us return to the topic of lease of a half-acre of decent agricultural land.
Assuming there will be enough time to plant, cultivate, and bring in a good garden crop.
Posted by: Miklos, actual farmer's grand-former-baby at November 04, 2021 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Just a glorious name from a bygone era.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2021 01:22 AM (OTzUX)
https://tinyurl.com/h9782vru
That's an ad about vaccinating kids -- you'll be a superhero! And save the world!
That is pure evil right there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2021 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Someone needs to do a p'shop parody: Jim Jones, wearing a Pfizer cap and jacket, handing out cups of Pfizerade (cooler with "Flavor" scratched out, and "Pfizer" scrawled in). "Here kid, drink this. It will make you super."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2021 01:24 AM (P3gRi)
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2 predictions:
1. it will pass.
2. businesses will either close/relocate/shed staff like cat hair, so everyone loses.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 04, 2021 01:25 AM (6khLc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Krushchev's son defected to the US and became a historian and professor. His account of his father's reciprocal visit to the US (after VP Nixon went to the USSR) tells all.
Nikolai's responses then are almost verbatim of what the Bitem flacks are saying now.
Posted by: Miklos, who can provide quotes at November 04, 2021 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Just a glorious name from a bygone era.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2021 01:22 AM (OTzUX)
Still an active-duty Regiment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2021 01:27 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 04, 2021 01:29 AM (L2ZTs)
Further to your previous gulyas-related request-
https://fabko.com/home/3063-hungarian-bogracs.html
*full recipe is not complicated, but clearly written under the For Our Own Good Pixy Rules would not be Simple or Clear*
https://fabko.com/home/3063-hungarian-bogracs.html
Posted by: Miklos, willing to email and share at November 04, 2021 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Mom took me to some afternoon reception thing upstairs at some motel in Rockford IL for Nixon volunteers after he lost in 1960. I've mentioned in '64 my Dad put a AuH2o sign out for Goldwater in a very Dem neighborhood.
Yeah, I guess I'm f@#$ing old. Go figure. When we md 40 yrs ago this past June we had 4 grandmothers and 4 parents living. Now my Dad is the last one standing.
Posted by: Farmer at November 04, 2021 01:36 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2021 01:37 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2021 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)
"The video shows the person severing and removing cables from satellites"
I admit to having been completely wrong my whole life about what satellites are and how they work.
Posted by: Miklos, willing to re-learn from Professional Journalists at November 04, 2021 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
This man has the right idea.
As usual.
Posted by: Miklos, gravitationally re-orienting in a Feng Shee-it way at November 04, 2021 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/4brb9fnx
-Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2021 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)
He's got my vote.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at November 04, 2021 02:01 AM (Ckg4U)
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link goes to a cooking pot, and it isn't in stock.
no recipe
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 04, 2021 02:08 AM (6khLc)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 04, 2021 02:11 AM (QFVV9)
The Watergate hearings. I was mad because they kept pre-empting Capt. Kangaroo to show them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 04, 2021 02:18 AM (QFVV9)
damn the Intarwebz and it's rabbit holes!
hasta, y'all!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at November 04, 2021 02:35 AM (6khLc)
Posted by: JT at November 04, 2021 02:42 AM (arJlL)
https://tinyurl.com/4brb9fnx
-Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2021 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)
He's got my vote.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at November 04, 2021 02:01 AM (Ckg4U)
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Good Evening, London
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Posted by: Puddleglum
Fvck Dick Nixon
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2021 02:57 AM (KAi1n)
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