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Marine Vet Single-Handedly Disarms a Gun-Wielding Soy Robber and Sends His Confederates Running In Abject Terror

Inspiring.


A U.S. Marine Corps veteran in Arizona was caught on video single-handedly disarming a gun-wielding juvenile who was attempting to rob a gas station on Wednesday.

..

The armed suspect walks next to a lone store customer while pointing the weapon toward the cashier, according to the 8-second video clip. The customer acts immediately, lunging at the armed suspect.

The 8-second-long surveillance video shows the Marine Corps veteran grabbing the handgun and tackling the juvenile suspect, the sheriff's office said. The other two suspects fled the scene. (Yuma County Sheriff's Office )

Deputies said the customer, whom they identified as a Marine Corps veteran, successfully disarmed the suspect and detained him until law enforcement could arrive.

When responding deputies asked the customer how he was able to take control of the dangerous situation, he stated: "The Marine Corps taught me not to [mess] around."

To hell with them for trying to minimize this guy's guts and civic-mindedness by calling the full-grown man with the gun a mere "juvenile."

Yeah, and Michael Brown was a "teen" too. Oh, and when pictures of this hulking monster came out, they spun that as him being a "gentle giant."

But they are right about him acting "immediately."

How long is it before the former Marine sees the gun, until he acts to take it away from the soy thug? It's not even a half-second.

Steve Inman has the playcall:

Posted by: Ace at 05:58 PM




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1
*strolls in*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2021 04:59 PM (/U27+)

2 That was not a well-thought out plan.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at October 21, 2021 05:00 PM (OUMaO)

3 Foist?

Posted by: Let's go Brawndo at October 21, 2021 05:00 PM (Tnijr)

4 Soi boi is not getting home to his hot pockets

Posted by: Roll it over at October 21, 2021 05:02 PM (ubVq8)

5 He'll probably be arrested for hurting the gunman's feelings.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 21, 2021 05:02 PM (OU+8W)

6 Didn't even drop his groceries!

Posted by: casual observer 1021 at October 21, 2021 05:02 PM (aAP3z)

7 Whoopsie!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2021 05:02 PM (CBzL5)

8 Go for the barrel, yo.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2021 05:02 PM (BFigT)

9 >>> That was not a well-thought out plan.

Nor well executed.

Posted by: fluffy at October 21, 2021 05:02 PM (UnQlg)

10 He didn't have his gun sideways enough.

Posted by: Let's go Brawndo at October 21, 2021 05:03 PM (Tnijr)

11 Dutifully nooded

Posted by: Roll it over at October 21, 2021 05:03 PM (ubVq8)

12 Good for him. High stakes doing that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 21, 2021 05:03 PM (XvPQV)

13 You can stop a bad guy with a revolver by sticking your thumb in the way of the hammer.

Posted by: Let's go Brawndo at October 21, 2021 05:04 PM (Tnijr)

14 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 21, 2021 05:04 PM (vuisn)

15 Well, that was just beautiful.

Posted by: lizabth at October 21, 2021 05:04 PM (L3Rsz)

16 Good grief. That Marine looks like our son. Of course, they all seem to be wearing beards now.

Anyhow, OOH-FUCKING-RAH.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at October 21, 2021 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

17 He didn't have his gun sideways enough. Posted by: Let's go Brawndo at October 21, 2021 05:03 PM (Tnijr)

This. Pistols always shoot better held sideways, preferably 2 of them in both hands.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 21, 2021 05:05 PM (BMmaB)

18 I keep hearing that Arizona has been fully Californicated, but with guys like this and Sinema around, I'm not so sure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2021 05:05 PM (L2ZTs)

19 Takes pills to do that. I mean, Marine, so big balls and not necessarily big brain go with the job but still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

20 Nice

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 21, 2021 05:05 PM (TNyrE)

21 Confederates?!

Tear them down!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 05:06 PM (UHVv4)

22 When son lived in the hood, right after A-stan, he stopped an armed robbery and another time gave first aid to a yute shooting victim.

So damned glad he got out of there. He said it was as hinky as Helmand Province.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at October 21, 2021 05:06 PM (ptqGC)

23 I could not help but notice what appear to be hot-pink sneakers being worn by the armed soyassailant.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:06 PM (/TTi/)

24

Looked a little like a krav disarm, obviously he's practiced it. He came from below with his hand open, the dummy never saw it coming...then he followed up with some hammerfists to the noggin of that young student.

Guessing this dude, like the couple in STL, will have the media crawling up his ass to try to ruin his life.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 21, 2021 05:06 PM (4WPW/)

25 Yes he was standing too close, yes he had his gun not covering everyone, and so on but still... a lot could have gone wrong in a huge hurry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2021 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

26 Ooh-rah indeed.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 21, 2021 05:06 PM (3T854)

27 Ooh-fuckin-Rah!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2021 05:06 PM (kTF2Z)

28 I keep hearing that Arizona has been fully Californicated, but with guys like this and Sinema around, I'm not so sure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2021 05:05 PM (L2ZTs)

Yuma. Big military presense.

Posted by: Substitute teacher at October 21, 2021 05:07 PM (RoIW/)

29 Marine in jail yet?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 21, 2021 05:07 PM (/6GbT)

30 He hit them before they with gun showing coming through the door were ready.

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2021 05:07 PM (2JoB8)

31 [mess] Joe Biden!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 05:07 PM (UHVv4)

32 That doesn't work here in Rockford, because the robbers now work in armed teams. You can't disarm them all.

Posted by: gp's Vehicle To Create Generational Mirth at October 21, 2021 05:07 PM (qpX6U)

33 Substitute, yup.

I'm thinking, move to Arizona, just stay away from the urban hubs like Phoenix.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2021 05:07 PM (L2ZTs)

34 28 "guys like Sinema" lol

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:08 PM (/TTi/)

35 At least he wore a mask and check out his pinkish shoes. Doing what he can for breast cancer awareness.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 21, 2021 05:08 PM (4thlk)

36 "The Marine Corps taught me not to [mess] around."

Mess = fvck, I imagine.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 21, 2021 05:08 PM (dQvv7)

37 FOX video player is the worst video player in the world. It's right up there with the NY Post.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2021 05:08 PM (9K2Y6)

38 Chairman, she's got bigger better balls than most Demsoys.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2021 05:08 PM (L2ZTs)

39 Maybe I connected that sentence wrong, oh well.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:08 PM (/TTi/)

40 Skinny little fuck.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2021 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

41 Just live this video. I only wish he kneecapped the shit before calling the cops.

BTW, Sean Davis won afternoon twitter today. Congrats, Sean!

https://tinyurl.com/bndycyek

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 05:09 PM (kz8fG)

42 "At least he wore a mask and check out his pinkish shoes."

Probably shot somebody to steal those shoes.

Posted by: gp's Vehicle To Create Generational Mirth at October 21, 2021 05:09 PM (qpX6U)

43 They never read von Clauswitzc - No plan survives first contact with the enemy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2021 05:10 PM (fA3IG)

44 Corps!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 05:10 PM (UHVv4)

45 Booyah

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at October 21, 2021 05:10 PM (YZG/i)

46 "At least he wore a mask and check out his pinkish shoes."

Thugs love the mask thing. They can be all covered up with a hat, hoodie, and mask and nobody looks twice now. Before it was a huge red flag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2021 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

47 42 I'm pretty sure that's part of the standard kit for Antifa soldiers. Black mask, hoodie, track pants, and pink running shoes.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:11 PM (/TTi/)

48 Wow. Fast thinking is right. He let the guy walk two feet further (so the gun was past him). Note that at no time did his bag of groceries touch the ground.

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2021 05:11 PM (8DRUP)

49 I've been instructed... a long time ago that if you can point that pistol somewhere else other than you, by any means necessary, you've got a fighting chance.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2021 05:11 PM (BFigT)

50 Only thing I know about pistol disarm is to twist the wrist away from the shooter's body, not toward the body. Don't ever want to be in a situation where I need to do that.

Posted by: gp's Vehicle To Create Generational Mirth at October 21, 2021 05:12 PM (qpX6U)

51 I've seen people going OMG DON'T DO THAT THAT'S SO DANGEROUS!

Dude. My idiot dude. I wouldn't do that because of *gestures* everything. That guy? He knew what he was about.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 21, 2021 05:12 PM (GbPPJ)

52 "Video shows maskless white man disregarding social distancing floor markers, then attacking masked (possibly POC) patrons in store."

Posted by: Your phone's news feed at October 21, 2021 05:12 PM (p7r9F)

53 Thugs love the mask thing. They can be all covered up with a hat, hoodie, and mask and nobody looks twice now. Before it was a huge red flag.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2021 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

Wear a mask into my local credit union is tight!

Posted by: Beartooth at October 21, 2021 05:13 PM (68WvR)

54 5 He'll probably be arrested for hurting the gunman's feelings.
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Not in Yuma. I don't think they have a Soros-bought prosecutor there yet.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 05:13 PM (k4dH2)

55 what's with the hot pink sneakers? lol..dude.

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2021 05:14 PM (hV9ir)

56 I think we might breaking the unwritten code of assuming it was a "he".

Posted by: lowandslow at October 21, 2021 05:14 PM (4thlk)

57 I slowed the vid down and it appears the hero actually did not grab the weapon (at least in the shown video), but his overall aggressive attack and whack to the noggin clearly made the soy boi forget all about his weapon.

I assume the hero disarmed the creep afterwards.

Nothing like pure aggression to make the bad guy shit his pants.

Posted by: topdog at October 21, 2021 05:14 PM (rZslB)

58 I saw Soy Thug open for Marilyn Manson at Aunt Petunia's Vegan Bar & Grill in '03

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2021 05:15 PM (786Ro)

59 Nothing like pure aggression to make the bad guy shit his pants.
Posted by: topdog at October 21, 2021 05:14 PM (rZslB)

or a demented turnip in DC

Posted by: Beartooth at October 21, 2021 05:15 PM (68WvR)

60 HE WAS JUS TRYIN TA GET SUM BREAD FER HIS FAMILEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Alexadrrrrrrria Occasio Cortezz at October 21, 2021 05:15 PM (Xrn+/)

61 I wouldn't do that because of *gestures* everything. That guy? He knew what he was about.

Yeah it is dangerous as hell but at least he was trained to face fire and deal with it.

Me? No way. No training, etc. I also have a problem of being too good at playing out scenarios in my head and seeing everything that could go wrong. In an eyeblink.

That's why I always hated driving. I could always at every instance see exactly what could go wrong. A kid darts out between cars. A guy on a bicycle hits a rock and falls in front of my car. The gy next to me turns into me because he's looking for his dropped phone. Everything that could go wrong.

You know those videos of bad drivers? That's what was playing in my head constantly as I was behind the wheel, long before they showed up and the internet was a thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2021 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

62 He'll probably be arrested for hurting the gunman's feelings.

Did the Marine have a permit for that gun he just grabbed?

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2021 05:16 PM (n/x6m)

63 "(possibly POC)"

Possibly? Is there any doubt?

Posted by: gp's Vehicle To Create Generational Mirth at October 21, 2021 05:16 PM (qpX6U)

64 The guy did great, and I almost certainly couldn't have done better, but that was a low percentage move.

He's still pretty far from the guy when he reaches. When your arm is that far out, your leverage is poor. You can see when the gunman reacts, the Marine loses control of the gun. Of course the Marine follows up by driving into the kid and hitting him. That was excellent.

If the kid had two hands on the gun or was a bit bigger, this could have gone very badly for the Marine.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2021 05:17 PM (UW2ZS)

65 60 HE WAS JUS TRYIN TA GET SUM BREAD FER HIS FAMILEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
___________

Yeah, we don't have those CA and NY "steal whatever you want just so long as it's only $995 worth of theft at a time" laws here in AZ.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 05:17 PM (k4dH2)

66 Skinny dude like that looks like he's Straight Out Of Mogadishu

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2021 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

67 FBI just confirmed Mom and Dad Laundrie found Brian Laundrie's skeletal remains. Positive ID.

Can the Laundrie's also point out Antifa to the FBI? Since they are on a roll...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 05:17 PM (kz8fG)

68 Angry white supremacist attacks POC teenagers

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at October 21, 2021 05:17 PM (xDXlt)

69 "Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination,"

Always immediately take the initiative. Things get worse from that initial moment on.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 21, 2021 05:17 PM (phYRn)

70 49 I've been instructed... a long time ago that if you can point that pistol somewhere else other than you, by any means necessary, you've got a fighting chance.

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2021 05:
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You're not shot
and you're in the game.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2021 05:18 PM (9K2Y6)

71 I should have mentioned that the Marine had excellent situational awareness. Most people wouldn't have known the kid was even there, much less had a gun in the time the Marine was launching his attack.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2021 05:19 PM (UW2ZS)

72 I want to shop with him.

Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2021 05:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

73 I like the way the other wannabe thug scrabbled about on the floor trying to escape. like a turtle.

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2021 05:19 PM (hV9ir)

74 "(possibly POC)"

The original ABC15 news story does not disclose the perp's race. So, yeah, POC.

Posted by: gp's Vehicle To Create Generational Mirth at October 21, 2021 05:19 PM (qpX6U)

75 Dan Crenshaw(TX-OneEyedShitstain) would like to see a Red Flag put on this Marine.

Posted by: Capital Eff at October 21, 2021 05:19 PM (2xGy+)

76 Ya have to have a strategy for everything

Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:19 PM (o6WqV)

77 My ideal rules:
1) disarm thug (if it makes it possible to do so)
2) make sure thug is down and is not getting up again.
3) call the police if I was on camera

If 1) isn't an option: duck and take cover, shoot it with my gun... then 3).

lol

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:19 PM (/TTi/)

78 Didn't even drop his groceries!
Posted by: casual observer 1021 at October 21, 2021 05:02 PM (aAP3z)

20 Bonus Hero points!

Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2021 05:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

79 Too bad this ex-Marine wasn't on that train in Philly where a feral yute pestered a woman for 40 minutes and started raping her there on the train. No one intervened, some pointed their phones so they could record the action.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 21, 2021 05:20 PM (mNhhD)

80 The original ABC15 news story does not disclose the perp's race. So, yeah,




In fairness, pussy is pussy, why is everybody going off over the color?

Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:20 PM (o6WqV)

81 42 "At least he wore a mask and check out his pinkish shoes."

Probably shot somebody to steal those shoes

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Colorblind. He thought they were green...

Posted by: the last to post at October 21, 2021 05:20 PM (O29KY)

82 AZ is open carry state. I've seen a 70+ year old lady with a sweet Colt Combat Commander on her hip at a Fry's, shopping for dinner.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 21, 2021 05:20 PM (WmGrA)

83 **smishes AtC**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2021 05:21 PM (2JVJo)

84 It's a feel good story for the simple facts. I wonder what percentage of citizen interactions with criminals involving a gun used by the good guy involve government-trained former career mercenaries?

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 21, 2021 05:21 PM (eG5tz)

85 I can't wait for the national divorce. I want to live in a country populated by the type of people who disarm robbers and send the robbing scum to the blue country.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at October 21, 2021 05:21 PM (tDAwn)

86 67 FBI just confirmed Mom and Dad Laundrie found Brian Laundrie's skeletal remains. Positive ID.

i'll take "things that don't sound suspicious" for $100, alex

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 21, 2021 05:21 PM (oY6Yp)

87 "My ideal rules:
1) disarm thug (if it makes it possible to do so)
2) make sure thug is down and is not getting up again.
3) call the police if I was on camera"

We're talking "ideal" rules? Kill the fuckers where they stand.

Posted by: gp's Vehicle To Create Generational Mirth at October 21, 2021 05:21 PM (qpX6U)

88 Too bad David Hogg wasn't there. He could have hit the gunman with one of his pillows that nobody is buying.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 21, 2021 05:21 PM (BRpqW)

89 Regardless of the Marine's training and the Soyness of the bandits, it's always dangerous trying to disarm someone with a gun.

A couple of years ago I saw a similar video but the good guy whiffed the take down and the goblin put one in the brain pan.

So, kudos to that Marine.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 21, 2021 05:22 PM (MhgCq)

90 Whaaaaaat?! 20m

@CodyJBenjamin

EXCLUSIVE: Source says U.S. House of Representative's Oversight Committee is now looking into the NFL's Jon Gruden/email scandal. The Committee issued a letter to Roger Goodell on Thursday requesting info on the Washington Football Team investigation. Story soon at
@CBSSports.

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 05:22 PM (cF8AT)

91 **Sean Connery voice**

Look at the shoy boy, bringing pink shneakers to a gun fight. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2021 05:22 PM (2JVJo)

92 Could have turned out poorly, yes.
True courage is very often stupid and bad things can happen, yes.
I know of a medic who was tending to wounded and he jumped on a grenade and held it to his belly. It didn't go off. I asked him about it, he described himself as crazy and stupid, at that point anyway.
He won a Medal of Honor for that.

Posted by: casual observer 1021 at October 21, 2021 05:22 PM (aAP3z)

93 It didn't go bad for the Marine because he seized the initiative to complete the ODDA loop. The initial phases of any attack are generally the most opportune times to interrupt the plan and foil it. In that situation the attacker hasn't even oriented himself to the environment. He has no idea who is in the store or what the layout is. Perfect timing for a counter attack. Well done.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 21, 2021 05:23 PM (phYRn)

94 Christopher probably is

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2021 05:23 PM (2JoB8)

95 He'll probably be arrested for hurting the gunman's feelings.

Did the Marine have a permit for that gun he just grabbed?
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2021 05:16 PM (n/x6m)

definitely will be Don Smell My Finger Lemon's take!

Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2021 05:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

96 87 We're talking "ideal" rules? Kill the fuckers where they stand.

The "call the police" bit only exists in an ideal scenario, but point taken.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:23 PM (/TTi/)

97 FBI just confirmed Mom and Dad Laundrie found Brian Laundrie's skeletal remains. Positive ID.

Can the Laundrie's also point out Antifa to the FBI? Since they are on a roll...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2021 05:17 PM (kz8fG)

Was this confirmation from the FBI's lab? Being a jaded person I want to see an independent lab results before saying case closed.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 21, 2021 05:24 PM (68WvR)

98 AZ is open carry state. I've seen a 70+ year old lady with a sweet Colt Combat Commander on her hip at a Fry's, shopping for dinner.
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 21, 2021 05:20 PM (WmGrA)

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Growing up in Missouri, it was normal to see farmers in convenience stores with revolvers on their hips. I love that we're Constitutional carry now. Got a Ruger 380 in my pocket right now sitting at the bar of my favorite Mexican restaurant, AR in the trunk outside, just in case.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 21, 2021 05:24 PM (eG5tz)

99 @CodyJBenjamin 7m

The Oversight Committee is asking the NFL to produce all documents, communications, reports or findings in connection with the WFT investigation by Nov. 4: "We hope and trust the NFL shares the Committee's goal of protecting American workers from harassment and discrimination."

They have absolutely nothing else to be concerned about?

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM (cF8AT)

100 97
The remains were already skeletal?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM (/TTi/)

101 Soy Thugs N Harmony is a lousy cover band

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM (XvPQV)

102
Always immediately take the initiative. Things get worse from that initial moment on.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 21, 2021 05:17 PM (phYRn)


L'audace, l'audace. Toujours l'audace

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM (n+4am)

103 Oh look, the Tueller drill in action...

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM (fpRbZ)

104 "Former Marine"

I expect to read that from the media, but not ACE.

Posted by: larryw208 at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM (N6Ddf)

105 Was this confirmation from the FBI's lab? Being a jaded person I want to see an independent lab results before saying case closed.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 21, 2021 05:24 PM (68WvR)

From what I've seen on twitter...dental records confirmation.

Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM (cF8AT)

106 "Soy robber"... LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM (sVtYq)

107 They're lucky he didn't kill them. Or maybe he did?

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM (f/f5B)

108 Was that a Hooliedeck Girl?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 05:26 PM (Xrn+/)

109
47 42 I'm pretty sure that's part of the standard kit for Antifa soldiers. Black mask, hoodie, track pants, and pink running shoes.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:11 PM (/TTi/)

-----

And women's underwear. I'm not kidding, the Antifa guys tend to wear ladies underwear for some reason. And they have a disproportionate number of registered sex offenders.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 21, 2021 05:26 PM (2iDSr)

110 They have absolutely nothing else to be concerned about?

**

Don't you care that he noticed that a gay guy was not that talented and only chosen because he was gay (which was later shown to be a 100% correct observation)?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Leave post-it notes on bare shelves saying Enjoying socialism yet? at October 21, 2021 05:26 PM (KTZdS)

111 I would have let the little shit get passed me and then I'd pull MY pistol and shoot his scrawny ass.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 21, 2021 05:26 PM (Fs5vw)

112 Domestic Terrorist.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 21, 2021 05:27 PM (yFr4R)

113 he original ABC15 news story does not disclose the perp's race. So, yeah,




In fairness, pussy is pussy, why is everybody going off over the color?
Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:20 PM (o6WqV)

Yep. Pink and Whiny is his hue.

Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2021 05:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

114 FBI just confirmed Mom and Dad Laundrie found Brian Laundrie's skeletal remains. Positive ID.

Can the Laundrie's also point out Antifa to the FBI? Since they are on a roll...
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Hey, that "Deadly Jan. 6 Insurrection" investigation takes priority, prole.

Posted by: Chris "Ray" Wray at October 21, 2021 05:27 PM (WmGrA)

115 43 They never read von Clauswitzc - No plan survives first contact with the enemy.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Or studied the great philosopher M. Tyson; to whit: "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

Which is also apropos to this video.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 21, 2021 05:27 PM (VzQnw)

116 As said, the bullet goes out the open end... point that elsewhere if possible and you're likely in control.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2021 05:27 PM (BFigT)

117 The remains were already skeletal?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM


'Alligator Alley' in Florida is kinda full of hungry alligators for some reason.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 21, 2021 05:27 PM (dQvv7)

118 It is Florida so not that hard to get a head and have some Florida man dentist do some work with it

What is the average for teeth in Florida, nine?

Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:28 PM (o6WqV)

119
The "call the police" bit only exists in an ideal scenario, but point taken.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:23 PM (/TTi/)


Well, SOMEONE has to play janitor to pick up the body...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2021 05:28 PM (n+4am)

120 Didja see this? The Somali cop in Minneapolis who shot and killed Aussie Justine Diamond after she called 911 for help gets five years.

Minneapolis Cop Sentenced To 5 Years In Prison For Shooting A Woman Who Called 911

https://bit.ly/2ZjPxZ1

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Not in the same time zone as justice but I'm surprised he was hit that hard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 05:28 PM (d9FiS)

121 Biden hit a new low comparing the ethos behind the MLK assassination to January 6. These people are pushing too far.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 21, 2021 05:29 PM (GWm7j)

122 That's why they say it's important to rehearse what to do in emergency situations. A lot of people are frozen by the "oh my gosh, is this really happening?" brain delay.

Have your kids practice fighting like the dickens while screaming "You're not my daddy!" really, really loud.

Posted by: artemis at October 21, 2021 05:29 PM (AwPyG)

123 > I expect to read that from the media, but not ACE.

I was a military brat and I always forget which term is preferred.

Ex, Former, or Retired. If you say former is wrong, then it must be retired. I'm sure I've seen people complain about that one too.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2021 05:29 PM (UW2ZS)

124 84 It's a feel good story for the simple facts. I wonder what percentage of citizen interactions with criminals involving a gun used by the good guy involve government-trained former career mercenaries?
____________

In the Tucson shootings where Gabby Giffords and others were shot, the gunman was taken down by shoppers at the Safeway. None of them were armed. A couple of them sat on him until cops arrived. There was a civilian guy with a gun who came running from a nearby store when he heard the shots, but by the time he reached the scene, the bystanders had already knocked the shooter down and disarmed him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 05:29 PM (k4dH2)

125
What is the average for teeth in Florida, nine?
Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:28 PM (o6WqV)


Per household?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2021 05:29 PM (n+4am)

126 What is the average for teeth in Florida, nine?
Posted by: Y5

Don't meth with Florida.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 21, 2021 05:30 PM (WmGrA)

127 One thing defense trainers will tell you is "have a plan".

Decide NOW how you will act if this or that happens. This reduces the time the brain and body need to react to a situation.

I was also taught this in a defensive driving course. The trainer said as you travel you first should plan your route. Don't be wondering how to get somewhere while you're on the way. And as you go, think all the time about what and how you would react if something happened right then and you only had a split second to decide where to put the vehicle next afterwards. Such as be aware of the deep ditch next to you so you don't make the choice of avoidance by going into that ditch or any other emergency happens. Say the car stalls while your passing in the fast lane or into on going traffic. Always have an out.
Same with defense; always have a plan.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 21, 2021 05:30 PM (NzJf/)

128 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 21, 2021 05:30 PM (arJlL)

129 Go for the barrel, yo.

Micro movements are a little more difficult when rapidly transitioning from Condition White to Red.

His movements were consistent with what is taught in Krav Maga - simultaneously moving out the weapon while delivering a crushing blow to the face.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 21, 2021 05:31 PM (+LCoQ)

130
They ID'd a skeleton??

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:31 PM (6N9eB)

131 "why is everybody going off over the color?"

Because hued people commit most of the violent crime in America, and everybody is afraid to say it out loud.

https://tinyurl.com/kxc78bvy


Posted by: gp's Vehicle To Create Generational Mirth at October 21, 2021 05:31 PM (qpX6U)

132 They ID'd a skeleton??
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:31 PM (6N9eB)

Temperance Brennan must have been in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rage-oholic at October 21, 2021 05:32 PM (xPJvm)

133 18 I keep hearing that Arizona has been fully Californicated, but with guys like this and Sinema around, I'm not so sure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2021 05:05 PM (L2ZTs)

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No, just like the rest of the country -- the blue shithole cities/college towns (Phoenix valley, Tucson, and Flagstaff mostly) have been, but everywhere else is chock full of patriots ... well-armed patriots.

Posted by: ShainS -- State-Stamped Sluggish Schizophrenic at October 21, 2021 05:32 PM (k4LPa)

134 > They ID'd a skeleton??

They named it, "Dr McCoy."

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2021 05:32 PM (UW2ZS)

135 This was almost as awesome as that cop video from Tami last night.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 21, 2021 05:32 PM (YglAn)

136 They ID'd a skeleton??
Posted by: S'oothsay'er

He boned.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 21, 2021 05:32 PM (WmGrA)

137 I'm not buying the gator story--way too convenient, for this story that--for some reason--has been wall to wall coverage in the Daily Mail.

Like I said, give the case to the Tulsa detectives in "The First 48" Those guys know what they're doing.

Posted by: artemis at October 21, 2021 05:33 PM (AwPyG)

138 always have a plan.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 21, 2021 05:30 PM (NzJf/)

Like lying to you CinC and stabbing him in the back.

Posted by: Traitor Milley at October 21, 2021 05:33 PM (68WvR)

139 Someone took out the Lawndrie and buried him?

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2021 05:33 PM (Zan64)

140 FBI: We'd like to thank Mr and Mrs Laundrie for pointing out where their son's body was because we sure as fuck weren't gonna find it on our own.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2021 05:33 PM (kTF2Z)

141 I'm not kidding, the Antifa guys tend to wear ladies underwear for some reason.
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Just like the SA!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 05:33 PM (UHVv4)

142 Erev Tov Patriots

Fuck everyone on the left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2021 05:33 PM (Irn0L)

143 why is everybody going off over the color?"

Because hued people commit most of the violent crime in America, and everybody is afraid to say it out loud.

https://tinyurl.com/kxc78bvy


Posted by:



If you have something to say, just say it. Do not misuse my comments to get your thoughts in here

Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:33 PM (o6WqV)

144
They ID'd a skeleton??
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:31 PM (6N9eB)


I didn't know that Ann Coulter lived in Florida.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2021 05:33 PM (n+4am)

145 I hope Clyde Barrow Lite got a righteous beat-down as they were waiting for the cops.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2021 05:34 PM (guGkK)

146
In a gun self-defense class, they tell you not to extend your arm (if you're the bad guy or holding someone at gunpoint) and you're within arm's reach of the other guy.

It's menacing to stick a gun in someone's face, but it opens up ways of disarming the attacker.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:34 PM (6N9eB)

147 i change the headline to "Marine vet."

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2021 05:34 PM (0G13K)

148 FBI: We'd like to thank Mr and Mrs Laundrie for pointing out where their son's body was because we sure as fuck weren't gonna find it on our own.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2021 05:33 PM (kTF2Z)


...But we'll certainly follow Mrs. Laundrie to any school board meetings she might attend, just in case...

Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2021 05:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

149 The remains were already skeletal?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM (/TTi/)

...

He was skinny to start with.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 21, 2021 05:34 PM (z9npv)

150 GE had a walkout today to protest the vaccine mandate.

https://bit.ly/3Gcf4Eb

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2021 05:34 PM (UW2ZS)

151 So, lose e.g. an arm to beat a murder rap?? Is it worth it??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 05:35 PM (UHVv4)

152 it looks like he waited a second or two after seeing the gun clearly pointed, I think he waited till it was not pointed directly at him. (probably already mentioned above ... oh well)

Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2021 05:35 PM (Cus5s)

153 Something something next Chauvin something something.

Posted by: Cuck at October 21, 2021 05:35 PM (N70Fa)

154 Warms the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 21, 2021 05:35 PM (Zy9Yy)

155
So if you ever hold someone close at gunpoint, hold your weapon close to your body.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:36 PM (6N9eB)

156 "(possibly POC)"

Possibly? Is there any doubt?
Posted by: gp's Vehicle To Create Generational Mirth at October 21, 2021 05:16 PM

Yo, brutha, I'm right here.

Posted by: Shawn "Talcum X" King at October 21, 2021 05:36 PM (rBtIz)

157 In fairness, nothing ge does is going to hurt their stock now

Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:36 PM (o6WqV)

158 The remains were already skeletal?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:25 PM (/TTi/)

...

He was skinny to start with.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 21, 2021 05:34 PM (z9npv)

Tell me about it

Posted by: Local Alligator at October 21, 2021 05:36 PM (Irn0L)

159 I have a LOT of training in this. He did just fine. Get off-line and grab the biggest part of the gun with both hands (2 on 1 always), twist it away from your body violently (two angles of direction simultaneously), don't stop until you have it, back away. The perp was holding the gun off-line to him, so the most important step was already taken care of. With the fingers entangled in a handgun like they are, twisting violently gets very painful to the perp very fast. I've never emphasized maintaining a hold on your bag of groceries though. That's something new.

Posted by: way up north at October 21, 2021 05:36 PM (0tmnM)

160 FBI: We'd like to thank Mr and Mrs Laundrie for pointing out where their son's body was because we sure as fuck weren't gonna find it on our own.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2021 05:33 PM (kTF2Z)



If the Laundries ever considered bribing a college official to get their son admitted, The FBI would have been all over it like white on rice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2021 05:36 PM (guGkK)

161 "Do not misuse my comments"

I think I'll continue commenting as I please until I get banned. Thanks for helping me make my point.

Posted by: gp's Vehicle To Create Generational Mirth at October 21, 2021 05:37 PM (qpX6U)

162 Former Marine is the correct term.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2021 05:37 PM (kTF2Z)

163 I was also taught this in a defensive driving course. The trainer said as you travel you first should plan your route. Don't be wondering how to get somewhere while you're on the way. And as you go, think all the time about what and how you would react if something happened right then and you only had a split second to decide where to put the vehicle next afterwards. Such as be aware of the deep ditch next to you so you don't make the choice of avoidance by going into that ditch or any other emergency happens. Say the car stalls while your passing in the fast lane or into on going traffic. Always have an out.
Same with defense; always have a plan.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 21, 2021 05:30 PM


This. I also had a defensive driving class in high school. Which is why I am so adamant I'll never have a 'self driving' vehicle. The shit I am watching when I drive they'll never be able to build into an algorithm. Young kid on a porch 200 feet away starting toward the street where a line of cars are parked? I'm on it. Brake applied until I see his path of progress toward the street ends.

There are literally thousands of scenarios like that.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (dQvv7)

164 They ID'd a skeleton??

Tell you what, this Laundrie fella had canines like you wouldn't believe!

Posted by: FBI Florida at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (jacU8)

165 140 FBI: We'd like to thank Mr and Mrs Laundrie for pointing out where their son's body was because we sure as fuck weren't gonna find it on our own.
_____________

Since they identified him by dental records I'd be curious to know if his skull has a bullet hole in it. I kinda figured if he was going to kill himself he'd use a gun.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (k4dH2)

166 He gave that one punk a fat lip. Maybe two.

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (Ti+Tv)

167 Everyone has a plan until they get punch in the mouf

Posted by: Anchorman at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (kSFoM)

168
They ID'd a skeleton??
Posted by: S'oothsay'er


It was red.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (63Dwl)

169 Air Force resumes training to attack Iran nuclear sites
After 2 years, IAF resumes exercises in preparation for possible attack on Iranian nuclear program.

Ah bullshit. If they were serious, they would be announcing it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (Irn0L)

170 They ID'd a skeleton??
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:31 PM (6N9eB)


I didn't know that Ann Coulter lived in Florida.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2021 05:33 PM

Hey, oh!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (rBtIz)

171 Do not misuse my comments"

I think I'll continue commenting as I please until I get banned. Thanks for helping me make my point.
Posted by: g


That you are a dishonest hack, nice

Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (o6WqV)

172 Remains found in Florida confirmed to be Brian Laundrie

I so wanted to see that punk-ass bitch coward get sentenced to death. Yeah, I'm glad the taxpayers won't have to support his ass in prison but this one didn't deserve the coward's way out.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (Bmy3R)

173 Sometimes a headline really grabs your attention:

"San Francisco State University Prof Says Jewish Pot is Making Black Men Gay"

http://bitly.ws/hAbT

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 21, 2021 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

174
Growing up in Missouri, it was normal to see farmers in convenience stores with revolvers on their hips. I love that we're Constitutional carry now. Got a Ruger 380 in my pocket right now sitting at the bar of my favorite Mexican restaurant, AR in the trunk outside, just in case.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at

Growing up in California it was normal for all the boys to have rifle racks with rifles in their trucks in the school parking lot. Every farmer and rancher has a rifle in the truck and maybe a boot gun.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2021 05:39 PM (TOXd3)

175
Notice how he lifted his left arm to sneak attack from the underneath as he looked the robber in the eye. Textbook disarm.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:39 PM (6N9eB)

176 "San Francisco State University Prof Says Jewish Pot is Making Black Men Gay"

http://bitly.ws/hAbT
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 21, 2021 05:39 PM (sWM8x

Fuck, our secret is out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2021 05:39 PM (Irn0L)

177 Tell you what, this Laundrie fella had canines like you wouldn't believe!
Posted by: FBI Florida at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM

Ah, hooooo, werewolves of Laundrie!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2021 05:40 PM (rBtIz)

178 "San Francisco State University Prof Says Jewish Pot is Making Black Men Gay"

http://bitly.ws/hAbT
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 21, 2021 05:39 PM (sWM8x)



Like fucking with the weather wasn't bad enough.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2021 05:40 PM (guGkK)

179 So joe spoke at the 10 th Anniversary of the MLK statue? We celebrate statue erections now ? Anyway he told some whoppers about marching in the Civil Rights protests which have already been shown to be a lie and he followed up with the Jan. 6th "riots" were all about White Supremacy.. Yeah, that joe, he's a uniter

Posted by: Sheep at October 21, 2021 05:40 PM (RLGan)

180 Didja see this? The Somali cop in Minneapolis who shot and killed Aussie Justine Diamond after she called 911 for help gets five years.

Minneapolis Cop Sentenced To 5 Years In Prison For Shooting A Woman Who Called 911

https://bit.ly/2ZjPxZ1

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Not in the same time zone as justice but I'm surprised he was hit that hard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 05:28 PM (d9FiS)

The judge actually gave him 50 years, but under federal sentencing guidelines the sentence was reduced 40 years because he's an oppressed minority and another 5 because the victim was a privileged whitey.

Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2021 05:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

181 I so wanted to see that punk-ass bitch coward get sentenced to death. Yeah, I'm glad the taxpayers won't have to support his ass in prison but this one didn't deserve the coward's way out.
Posted by: G




Yeah, why bother with the court and everything

Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:40 PM (o6WqV)

182 One of the problems here is juvie.

Punks need to go to prison and get their assholes sown back up after a few months.

The word would get back to the hood real quick.

Posted by: Golfman at October 21, 2021 05:40 PM (hOMhY)

183 Lol

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 21, 2021 05:41 PM (YglAn)

184 That skeleton could have been a manatee. Manatee skeletons are very similar to humans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2021 05:41 PM (guGkK)

185 "San Francisco State University Prof Says Jewish Pot is Making Black Men Gay"

http://bitly.ws/hAbT
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 21, 2021 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

Just wait until they hear about the weather machine!

Posted by: Beartooth at October 21, 2021 05:41 PM (68WvR)

186 178 "San Francisco State University Prof Says Jewish Pot is Making Black Men Gay"

Sounds like he's had a bit too much of that himself

Posted by: Sheep at October 21, 2021 05:41 PM (RLGan)

187 Well, I guess it's not as bad as teaching CRT in the schools.

https://bit.ly/3m3Jm3H

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 05:41 PM (d9FiS)

188 Fuck, our secret is out
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2021 05:39 PM (Irn0L)

Wait till they find out about the weather.

Posted by: Golfman at October 21, 2021 05:41 PM (hOMhY)

189 I think he had a six pack of brewskis to womp the guy in the noggin too.

I hope the beer was ok.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2021 05:42 PM (r5BVk)

190 I love me some Jew pot.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at October 21, 2021 05:42 PM (guGkK)

191 Not in the same time zone as justice but I'm surprised he was hit that hard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin S




In fairness, it is justice, just not revenge

Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:42 PM (o6WqV)

192 Growing up in California it was normal for all the boys to have rifle racks with rifles in their trucks in the school parking lot. Every farmer and rancher has a rifle in the truck and maybe a boot gun.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2021 05:39 PM (TOXd3)


When I was a youth in San Diego this was very common.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 21, 2021 05:42 PM (AiZBA)

193 FJB

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at October 21, 2021 05:42 PM (u8V9A)

194 Sometimes a headline really grabs your attention:

"San Francisco State University Prof Says Jewish Pot is Making Black Men Gay"

http://bitly.ws/hAbT
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 21, 2021 05:39 PM

Dem Red Sea pedestrians be takin' me out of context!

Posted by: Racist Bastage Prof at October 21, 2021 05:42 PM (rBtIz)

195
That skeleton could have been a manatee. Manatee skeletons are very similar to humans.
Posted by: Cicero


Or a chimp.

Or even a halloween plastic skeleton, for the FBI knows.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:42 PM (6N9eB)

196 90 Whaaaaaat?! 20m

@CodyJBenjamin

EXCLUSIVE: Source says U.S. House of Representative's Oversight Committee is now looking into the NFL's Jon Gruden/email scandal. The Committee issued a letter to Roger Goodell on Thursday requesting info on the Washington Football Team investigation. Story soon at
@CBSSports.
Posted by: Tami at October 21, 2021 05:22 PM (cF8AT)
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Democrat majority, U.S. House Oversight Committee, U.S. House Oversight Committee, U.S. House Oversight Committee.

Tell me again how stupid it is to vote in the '22 election.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2021 05:42 PM (9K2Y6)

197 181 I so wanted to see that punk-ass bitch coward get sentenced to death. Yeah, I'm glad the taxpayers won't have to support his ass in prison but this one didn't deserve the coward's way out.
Posted by: G

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Hopefully, he was still alive when the gators started snacking on him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2021 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

198 People carry guns all the time in AZ. Guys are lucky they weren't shot.

AZ's gun laws, or lack thereof, are some of the best in the country.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 21, 2021 05:43 PM (PWFP/)

199 Just seen at FB:
Pic of Paris Hilton with everyone's favorite GOPe Senator.

https://tinyurl.com/7tz22vzt

(Apparently Paris is traveling in DC, as I believe she's had her pic taken with numerous lawmakers.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2021 05:43 PM (L2ZTs)

200 186 I bet Daniel Craig wishes he thought of that.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2021 05:44 PM (/TTi/)

201 Do you mean the Chairman Mao statue anniversary??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 05:44 PM (UHVv4)

202 @192

Maybe 10 years ago when school shootings were starting to be a thing, there was a story about two guys at Appalachian State (I think) who were in a lecture auditorium when a gunman came in. They ran to get their rifles out of their cars, and came back to shoot him.

Posted by: artemis at October 21, 2021 05:44 PM (AwPyG)

203 201 Do you mean the Chairman Mao statue anniversary??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 05:44 PM (UHVv4)

Yup

Posted by: Sheep at October 21, 2021 05:44 PM (RLGan)

204 Source says U.S. House of Representative's Oversight Committee is now looking into the NFL's Jon Gruden/email scandal.

Good spin yer wheels on that. You ain't fucking anything else up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 05:44 PM (dSYei)

205 185 "San Francisco State University Prof Says Jewish Pot is Making Black Men Gay"

Fine by me, just so long as they don't start selling Jewing Tobacco.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2021 05:44 PM (N70Fa)

206 "That you are a dishonest hack, nice"

I'm nice enough that I've never committed an armed robbery, carjacking, home invasion, murder, rape, or any felony. 'Hackery' and 'Dishonesty' aren't even misdemeanors, so I can live with that.

Posted by: gp's Vehicle To Create Generational Mirth at October 21, 2021 05:45 PM (qpX6U)

207 >>>Since they identified him by dental records I'd be curious to know if his skull has a bullet hole in it. I kinda figured if he was going to kill himself he'd use a gun.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (k4dH2)

======

I would like to think it was Gabby's dad who took care of business.

Posted by: Roll it over at October 21, 2021 05:45 PM (ubVq8)

208 Didja see this? The Somali cop in Minneapolis who shot and killed Aussie Justine Diamond after she called 911 for help gets five years. Minneapolis Cop Sentenced To 5 Years In Prison For Shooting A Woman Who Called 911
https://bit.ly/2ZjPxZ1
Not in the same time zone as justice but I'm surprised he was hit that hard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 05:28 PM (d9FiS


Actually 57 months. He is eligible for early release next June. The 3rd Degree Murder Charge was thrown out as unconstitutional. He had to be resentenced on just the Manslaughter charge. The normal range of sentences is 41-57 months. He got the max normal allowed sentence.

Chauvin got more for a criminal that OD'd.

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2021 05:45 PM (Zan64)

209
Her Majesty just let me know that the show club where she's at is having a free spaghetti dinner (with garlic bread sticks) for the exhibitors.

*looks at can of soup*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2021 05:45 PM (/U27+)

210 Growing up in California it was normal for all the boys to have rifle racks with rifles in their trucks in the school parking lot. Every farmer and rancher has a rifle in the truck and maybe a boot gun.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2021 05:39 PM (TOXd3)

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Yup. Hunting season and guys had guns in the trunk for after school.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 21, 2021 05:45 PM (PWFP/)

211 Three failed Miss France hopefuls SUE the pageant for selecting beauty queen contestants based on their appearance

https://bit.ly/3ptTZPs

Those bastards! Judging a beauty contest based on appearance!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 05:45 PM (d9FiS)

212 I enjoyed myself writing out a lengthy diatribe for every question on the religious exemption form for work (I used the phrase "icing on the Satanic cake" and also started one answer with "I reject the premise of this question"). Probably going to do the smart thing and edit it down to just the facts, ma'am before I submit, but it was nice to write.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 21, 2021 05:46 PM (8548M)

213
Columbine, CO school shooting was 1999.
21.5 years ago.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:46 PM (6N9eB)

214 Roll it over:

Gabby's dad found Brian, rendered him unconscious and seasoned his body generously with Accent, then threw him into the pond. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2021 05:46 PM (L2ZTs)

215 Hadrian, that's why God invented Outback Steakhouse. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2021 05:46 PM (L2ZTs)

216 What a crazy coincidence! I have one of those Jewish pots at home.

Posted by: Craig, Daniel Craig at October 21, 2021 05:47 PM (/TTi/)

217
Democrats want in on the Gruden fake "scandal" because a) fake "racism" is good to campaign on, and b) Gruden probably has "Republican" "pals" with whom he emailed.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:47 PM (6N9eB)

218 I'm nice enough that I've never committed an armed robbery, carjacking, home invasion, murder, rape, or any felony. 'Hackery' and 'Dishonesty' aren't even misdemeanors, so I can live with that.
Posted by: g


I. Fairness your standarsd a not much , but a guy has to know his limitations

Do not misrepresent my comments

Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:48 PM (o6WqV)

219 Moving more military patients out of MTFs could cause them significant harm, study finds

My opinion, that is because we take care of our own and have more empathy for those who have walked in our shoes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2021 05:48 PM (Irn0L)

220
Yup. Hunting season and guys had guns in the trunk for after school.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at O

This was in the 80s too. No one blinked an eye. My cousin always had a rifle with him. He worked cattle after school. It was normal.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2021 05:48 PM (TOXd3)

221 I was also taught this in a defensive driving course.
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I always tried to show my nieces that even though you are in the right it's the assholes all around you that will get you hurt.

Posted by: dartist at October 21, 2021 05:49 PM (+ya+t)

222
Three failed Miss France hopefuls SUE the pageant for selecting beauty queen contestants based on their appearance

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


This is not Babylon Bee??

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:49 PM (6N9eB)

223 Would have been interesting to see the gunman's head smashed onto the tile floor ... BUT given corrupt JustUs system (see Kyle Rittenhouse) it is maybe good they have no evidence of Marine using excessive force on (only lightly armed) poor child just trying to get some candy.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2021 05:49 PM (Cus5s)

224 The way they're dogging after Gruden makes me wonder if he's considering a political run, like Herschel.

Posted by: artemis at October 21, 2021 05:49 PM (AwPyG)

225 That skeleton could have been a manatee. Manatee skeletons are very similar to humans.
Posted by: Cicero

Can't we leave Lena Dunham out of this?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 05:49 PM (d9FiS)

226 >Since they identified him by dental records I'd be curious to know if his skull has a bullet hole in it. I kinda figured if he was going to kill himself he'd use a gun.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 21, 2021 05:38 PM (k4dH2)
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I would like to think it was Gabby's dad who took care of business.
Posted by: Roll it over at October 21, 2021 05:45 PM (ubVq

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I think it was Mrs. Lawndrie cleaning up the mess. Keyword---- SHALLOW GRAVE ---- He didn't crawl in and pull the blanket over his own head.

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2021 05:49 PM (Zan64)

227 Cernovich; 6h
Does anyone believe this?

Quote Tweet
Disclose.tv 6h
JUST IN - Pentagon: US Army and Navy successfully tested hypersonic weapon prototypes on Wednesday.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 05:49 PM (UHVv4)

228 Starch, or no starch?

Posted by: Chinese Laundry at October 21, 2021 05:50 PM (Xrfse)

229 In fairness, it says "remains", it does not say how much

Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:50 PM (o6WqV)

230
A 7 year old girl can shoot guns (and hit her targets), as I showed last week when I linked those videos.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:50 PM (6N9eB)

231
Hopefully, he was still alive when the gators started snacking on him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2021 05:42 PM


You ever see a Blue Huron drop a big fat, still flopping live fish down their throat? It hits their belly and is still flopping around. Laundrie deserved no less.

I don't know why, but Blue Heron's shit white paste wherever they hang. Maybe it's the amount of acid required to digest an entire fish, fins and all.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at October 21, 2021 05:50 PM (dQvv7)

232 If Trump was still POTUS, this guy would be at the White House tomorrow.

I miss that.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 21, 2021 05:50 PM (4thlk)

233 and also started one answer with "I reject the premise of this question").

Mrs Peel

A phrase I use frequently.

Probably wouldn't endear them to your case.

Posted by: Golfman at October 21, 2021 05:50 PM (hOMhY)

234 Three failed Miss France hopefuls SUE the pageant for selecting beauty queen contestants based on their appearance

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

This is not Babylon Bee??
Posted by: S'oothsay'er

Reality is upping its game.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 05:51 PM (d9FiS)

235 andy, and by that they mean they've been tossing paper airplanes around.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2021 05:51 PM (L2ZTs)

236 JUST IN - Pentagon: US Army and Navy successfully tested hypersonic weapon prototypes on Wednesday.
Posted by:




Yes?

Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:51 PM (o6WqV)

237 I haven't yet figured out this murderer murder spree

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2021 05:51 PM (2JoB8)

238
Cernovich is a dink. A twitter dink.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:51 PM (6N9eB)

239 Garland said he never heard about the climate insurrectionists of the past weekend.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2021 05:52 PM (63Dwl)

240 I wonder why gun racks in trucks isn't still a thing. It would be legal, at least in my state.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 21, 2021 05:52 PM (sWM8x)

241
There are about a million YouTube videos titled "Idiots with Cars". Even being careful and observant can't overcome disproportionate stupidity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2021 05:52 PM (/U27+)

242 BTW, Sean Davis won afternoon twitter today. Congrats, Sean!

https://tinyurl.com/bndycyek
Posted by: Huck Follywood


I Like It !

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic ... at October 21, 2021 05:52 PM (okV1R)

243 227 Cernovich; 6h
Does anyone believe this?

Disclose.tv 6h JUST IN - Pentagon: US Army and Navy successfully tested hypersonic weapon prototypes on Wednesday.

Posted by: andycanuck
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Looks remarkably similar to the one flown 'round the world by the Chinese.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 21, 2021 05:53 PM (9K2Y6)

244 I wonder why gun racks in trucks isn't still a thing. It would be legal, at least in my state.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 21, 2021 05:52 PM (sWM8x)

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Smash & grab would be my guess.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2021 05:53 PM (kTF2Z)

245 235 andy, and by that they mean they've been tossing paper airplanes around.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21,

My father in law was a naval pilot x 30 years and he made my kids the best paper airplanes ever.
I was impressed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2021 05:53 PM (TOXd3)

246 >>>This was in the 80s too. No one blinked an eye. My cousin always had a rifle with him. He worked cattle after school. It was normal.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2021 05:48 PM (TOXd3)

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It was common at the HS where I taught for kids to have hunting rifles in there vehicles. This was late 90's. I think it became verboten in 99. Which just meant they kept them behind the seat instead of the back window.

Posted by: Roll it over at October 21, 2021 05:53 PM (ubVq8)

247 Columbine, CO school shooting was 1999.
21.5 years ago.


One of the most wicked things ever. I've read one thing that was memory holed, or never revealed was how much satanism, devil worship and deviant sex practices, animal sacrifice etc, was a driving force behind or accompanying this. There are serious red flags with kids that should not be ignored.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2021 05:53 PM (PlGk9)

248 BTW...

Boston Celtics games were pulled from the Chinese internet after Enes Kanter, a center on the team, said on social media that Xi Jinping, China's leader, was a "brutal dictator."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 05:53 PM (UHVv4)

249 CaliGirl, hmmm :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2021 05:54 PM (L2ZTs)

250 Cernovich; 6h
Does anyone believe this?

Quote Tweet
Disclose.tv 6h
JUST IN - Pentagon: US Army and Navy successfully tested hypersonic weapon prototypes on Wednesday.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 05:49 PM (UHVv4)

I do.

The US bought the tech from Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Golfman at October 21, 2021 05:54 PM (hOMhY)

251 It looked like he wasn't looking at the robbers even after he initially turned toward the door and saw the gun when the guy was already next to him. Probably didn't even think about it. Very much "well done."

Posted by: Synova at October 21, 2021 05:54 PM (BD/yx)

252
lol

Jesus really needs to come back and kill us all.

Brother and Sister start an OnlyFans together.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 05:54 PM (6N9eB)

253
I think I'll continue commenting as I please until I get banned. Thanks for helping me make my point.
Posted by: gp's Vehicle To Create Generational Mirth at October 21, 2021 05:37 PM (qpX6U)

Hold up! Wait a damned minute!

*microwave dings*
*opens popcorn*

Okay. Go ahead.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 21, 2021 05:54 PM (IJES/)

254 Old and busted: Stay away from the brown acid!

New hotness: Stay away from the Jew pot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 05:55 PM (d9FiS)

255 Garland said he never heard about the climate insurrectionists of the past weekend.

Top. Men.

(actually, we all know how easy it is to lie to congress now; can't remember, don't recall, never heard of it)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2021 05:55 PM (r5BVk)

256 240 I wonder why gun racks in trucks isn't still a thing. It would be legal, at least in my state.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lew

My guess is theft? I see empty gun racks in some old-timers trucks. Maybe they do use them when they go hunting? I've never asked.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2021 05:55 PM (TOXd3)

257 239 Garland said he never heard about the climate insurrectionists of the past weekend.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2021 05:52 PM (63Dwl)


Theft. Can't turn your back on anything like for more than a minute.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 21, 2021 05:55 PM (Fs5vw)

258 Going in for his 64-pack of Crayola after a hard day of work and put some knowledge to some yutes. Good job, Marine!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 21, 2021 05:55 PM (cSs/W)

259 Three failed Miss France hopefuls SUE the pageant for selecting beauty queen contestants based on their appearance
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I'm guessing their name Sue is pronounced in the French style, Sew-eeeeeee?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2021 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)

260 "BTW, Sean Davis won afternoon twitter today. Congrats, Sean!"


He blocked me after I gave him shit about going silent about the election fraud and then got his panties in a knot right after 1/6.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 21, 2021 05:55 PM (4thlk)

261 Carry the rifle behind the seat. If you leave it hanging in a rack on the rear window someone will steal it.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 21, 2021 05:56 PM (krGm9)

262 Oops Another copy/paste fail.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 21, 2021 05:56 PM (Fs5vw)

263 Meggie Mac says she is sorry she ever criticized Hillary Clinton.

https://bit.ly/3GcaJk8

How is she this stupid?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2021 05:57 PM (UW2ZS)

264 Wasn't many but even here in Pa in 70s a few kids had guns on racks on vehicles on school property.

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2021 05:57 PM (2JoB8)

265 263 Meggie Mac says she is sorry she ever criticized Hillary Clinton.

https://bit.ly/3GcaJk8

How is she this stupid?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2021 05:57 PM (UW2ZS)

Her Father was John McCain

Posted by: Sheep at October 21, 2021 05:58 PM (RLGan)

266

Put the Jew Pot in the stew pot near the chalice from the palace.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2021 05:58 PM (63Dwl)

267 I wonder why gun racks in trucks isn't still a thing.

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Racks > gun racks

I saw a local comedian years ago who said he was ticketed in Rifle (a nearby town) for driving without a gun rack.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 21, 2021 05:58 PM (d9FiS)

268 How is she this stupid?
Posted by: bonhomme


The horse apple falls near the horses ass.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 21, 2021 05:58 PM (Vxu+H)

269 The remains were already skeletal?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
My thought too. Awfully quick

Posted by: MkY at October 21, 2021 05:59 PM (Foq6I)

270 FJB took a hypersonic shit in his pants.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 05:59 PM (dSYei)

271 How is she this stupid?

The big, round apple never falls far from the tree.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2021 05:59 PM (Xrfse)

272 90% of the projects in my high school wood shop were gun racks or gun cabinets.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 21, 2021 05:59 PM (4thlk)

273 The remains were already skeletal?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO Hungry crawdads

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2021 05:59 PM (dSYei)

274 Did we have this already during Kamala Harris' space exploration video with the kid actors?

What is wrong with Kamala Harris?

https://tinyurl.com/53yj7d5k

From "Not the Bee"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2021 06:00 PM (ueGNX)

275 The vessel with the pestle holds the Joooo who is true.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 06:00 PM (UHVv4)

276 Swampy part of Florida.
Nothing dead lasts very long there.

Posted by: casual observer 1021 at October 21, 2021 06:00 PM (aAP3z)

277 It was common at the HS where I taught for kids to have hunting rifles in there vehicles. This was late 90's. I think it became verboten in 99. Which just meant they kept them behind the seat instead of the back window.
Posted by: Roll it over at October 2

You're probably right. I can't remember when schools freaked out about guns. It may be it wasn't strange because I live in a rural area, I am sure they wouldn't have allowed it in Los Angeles? Just a guess.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2021 06:00 PM (TOXd3)

278 But Thomas Bender said that Ben Domenech and Meghan McCain were doing good work, now.

Or was it red riding hood? I always get the two mixed up

Posted by: artemis at October 21, 2021 06:00 PM (AwPyG)

279
90% of what was fabricated in Metal Shop were...

chinese throwing stars.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 21, 2021 06:00 PM (6N9eB)

280 I like horse apple much better. Well played.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2021 06:00 PM (Xrfse)

281 Disclose.tv 6h
JUST IN - Pentagon: US Army and Navy successfully tested hypersonic weapon prototypes on Wednesday.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 21, 2021 05:49 PM

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Computer Simulations and or Wind Tunnel Tests?

Because no one complained of any unscheduled rocket launches at Vandenburg or Canaveral.

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2021 06:01 PM (Zan64)

282 BREAKING

Miklosian approval of St. Augustine cute barmaids surges

Posted by: Miklos, thumb on the pulse, so to speak at October 21, 2021 06:02 PM (lyr+E)

283 NOOD

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2021 06:02 PM (QU5/8)

284 I wonder why gun racks in trucks isn't still a thing. It would be legal, at least in my state.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 21, 2021 05:52 PM (sW

A few years ago I saw a guy driving a pickup with a super soaker water rifle hanging in the back window gun rack.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 21, 2021 06:02 PM (68WvR)

285 https://bit.ly/3GcaJk8

How is she this stupid?
Posted by: bonhomme at Octo

Megan and SE Cupp were on the real housewives after show last night. She was bitching about Ivanka and Jared coming to her dad's funeral. She's still talking about it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2021 06:03 PM (TOXd3)

286 > Cernovich is a dink. A twitter dink.

About the US testing a hypersonic weapon? I don't know, it's a little suspicious they come out with this announcement right after the Chinese tested theirs. Given how much gov't officials lie out in the open, I think it's prudent to disbelieve, "Oh yeah, we have one too!" when they didn't show their work.

Even if we do have one of these weapons, why are we talking about it? So Biden doesn't get embarrassed the ChiComs got press about their version?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2021 06:07 PM (UW2ZS)

287 I wonder why gun racks in trucks isn't still a thing. It would be legal, at least in my state.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lew

My guess is theft? I see empty gun racks in some old-timers trucks. Maybe they do use them when they go hunting? I've never asked.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2021 05:55 PM

Theft. If they have a rack? Maybe they have a pistol in the glove compartment.

Antigun Cops.

Some people used them for levels and other long tools.

Posted by: rd at October 21, 2021 06:08 PM (Zan64)

288 The remains were already skeletal?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

I read that in a Biden administration Pisshockey voice

Posted by: Miklos, tomorrow's historical view TODAY at October 21, 2021 06:08 PM (lyr+E)

289 The US has been testing hypersonic missiles for some time now. What we don't have, and haven't tested, is China's low orbit hyperglide delivery system.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 21, 2021 06:11 PM (sWM8x)

290 289 The US has been testing hypersonic missiles for some time now. What we don't have, and haven't tested, is China's low orbit hyperglide delivery system.

does this mean electraglide is obsolet?

Posted by: Anachronda has investments at October 21, 2021 06:18 PM (v3pYe)

291 "Marine Corps taught me not to [mess] around."

Mess Joe Biden!

Posted by: Java Joe at October 21, 2021 06:23 PM (2p/1y)

292 218 I'm nice enough that I've never committed an armed robbery, carjacking, home invasion, murder, rape, or any felony. 'Hackery' and 'Dishonesty' aren't even misdemeanors, so I can live with that.
Posted by: g


I. Fairness your standarsd a not much , but a guy has to know his limitations

Do not misrepresent my comments
Posted by: Y5 at October 21, 2021 05:48 PM (o6WqV)


-----

Could you two just suck each other's dicks already and get it over with?

Posted by: ballistic at October 21, 2021 06:40 PM (oXNqT)

293 209
Her Majesty just let me know that the show club where she's at is having a free spaghetti dinner (with garlic bread sticks) for the exhibitors.

*looks at can of soup*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2021 05:45 PM (/U27+)

Heh...

***I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you!***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 21, 2021 06:56 PM (BgMrQ)

294 does this mean electraglide is obsolet?
Posted by: Anachronda has investments at October 21, 2021 06:18 PM (v3pYe)

Only in blue...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 21, 2021 06:58 PM (BgMrQ)

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