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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/9/21)
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“Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
“Yes”, she says, “I remember it well.”
“OK”, he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?” “Oh Moshe, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in… Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?” Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
“Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.” H/T Isophoroneblog
Plane flying ‘will you marry me’ banner crashes on island, killing passenger
A marriage proposal ended in turmoil Saturday evening when a small plane carrying a ‘will you marry me?’ banner crashed, killing one passenger and injuring the pilot. The 1974 Cessna 172 plane caught aflame when it crashed in Parc Dieppe in the city of Montreal, Canada. The Osheaga Get Together musical festival was taking place not too far away w
On the bright side, he didn't die in a plane crash.
A man is suing a psychic for fraud, alleging she falsely promised she could remove a witch’s curse apparently put on him by his ex-girlfriend, for the small price of $5,100. Mauro Restrepo, of Los Angeles, California, sought out help with his marriage, and after a Google search for psychics on September 17, he settled on Sophia Adams, whose website states she is a ‘PhD Life Coach’. ‘This made plaintiff more confident that he was speaking with a professional that could help him,’ states the lawsuit filed last Friday in Torrance Superior Court. But that wasn’t the case, according to Restrepo, who seeks at least $25,000 in compensatory damages, plus punitive damages after Adams’ services did not help his marriage in any way.
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A Fargo, N.D., man returning from a four-day trip discovered a large cargo in is Chevrolet pickup, but not in the bed. Bill Fischer revealed on Facebook that a squirrel had stashed 175 pounds of black walnuts under the hood of his Avalanche in the engine bay.
"I could only laugh at the situation as it has occurred in the past," Fischer told SWNS. "This year was a record."
On this day: 9 Oct 1976
Dr Feelgood scored their only No.1 UK album when 'Stupidity' went to the top of the charts. It was the first ever live album to go to No.1 in the UK chart in its first week of release. Some of the album was recorded at The Kursaal in Southend-on-Sea. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 9, Oct 1944
English bass guitarist, singer, songwriter John Entwistle from The Who, (nicknamed The Ox). The Who scored the 1965 UK No.2 single 'My Generation' plus over 20 other UK Top 40 hits, as well as 16 US Top 40 singles. In the early days of The Who, once the lineup had stabilised and it was settled that Roger Daltrey was to be the front man, Entwistle started to dye his fair hair black, and continued to so do until the 1980s. Entwistle died in Las Vegas on 27th June 2002, one day before the scheduled first show of The Who's US tour. via thisdayinmusic.com
Quite the medieval reenactment. ***SNORT*** (H/T Slapweasel)
Sometimes the world is not your urinal as someone finds out. Genius Award Winner.
A man shot himself in the leg while urinating in Times Square early Monday afternoon, cops said. The man who misfired, a 39-year-old from Brooklyn, took a bullet to his right leg at the corner of West 40th Street and Seventh Avenue around 12:25 p.m., sending him stumbling into the corridor of the train subway stop there, police said. He was taken to Bellevue Hospital, where sources said he is conscious, alert and likely to survive.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 09:00 PM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at October 09, 2021 09:00 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: tbodie at October 09, 2021 09:01 PM (NuA1h)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at October 09, 2021 09:01 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:01 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:02 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: wing at October 09, 2021 09:02 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:01 PM (hOUT3)
I can't even get my head around that at this moment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2021 09:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:05 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 09, 2021 09:05 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:06 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: tbodie at October 09, 2021 09:06 PM (NuA1h)
Posted by: wing at October 09, 2021 09:06 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: pep at October 09, 2021 09:06 PM (ZsR3z)
The Bee for the win!
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 09, 2021 09:06 PM (fpRbZ)
Posted by: tbodie
Most likely but, nowadays, how can you tell?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:06 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2021 09:04 PM (aA3+G)
Just think about it for a bit...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:07 PM (hOUT3)
That's a fair price for a reputable psychic, but beware: there are some quack psychics out there. Check their references.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at October 09, 2021 09:07 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 09, 2021 09:07 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 09:08 PM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2021 09:08 PM (VwHCD)
The lovely Mrs called me away from the kitchen and whist I was gone, those two little shits ate it all up.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:08 PM (e1mwr)
Wallets defiantly lighter but a three year old wants what they want.
At least I scored something for myself.
Darth Vader's meditation chamber is defiantly cool.
Posted by: Thomas Bender, 25 years until the next Tool album. at October 09, 2021 09:09 PM (jcKUA)
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 09:09 PM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker mandate resister at October 09, 2021 09:09 PM (pxVvf)
The lovely Mrs called me away from the kitchen and whist I was gone, those two little shits ate it all up.
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That's why you always make the *full* pound of bacon!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:09 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: pep at October 09, 2021 09:10 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:10 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:10 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at October 09, 2021 09:07 PM (qpX6U)
Yes, that is sage advice, and for a quite modest fee, we will be more than glad to attest to the quality of the psychic help you are seeking!
Posted by: Psychics Internationale (1/800-863-5309) at October 09, 2021 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai
"I think I'll vote Dem."
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:10 PM (e1mwr)
"boobies!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2021 09:11 PM (evAgx)
Indeed!! Can't wait to see you. Is your brother coming along again this year?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:11 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2021 09:11 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:09 PM (K5n5d)
Dude, THAT is exactly why they sell it by the pound!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at October 09, 2021 09:07 PM (qpX6U)
There's only one!
Posted by: Miss Cleo at October 09, 2021 09:12 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2021 09:12 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2021 09:11 PM
*dingding
We mustn't stop that thought now, must we?
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 09:13 PM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: tbodie
Most likely but, nowadays, how can you tell?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:06 PM (e1mwr)
The woman has her facemask pulled down to her chin.
Posted by: tbodie at October 09, 2021 09:14 PM (NuA1h)
Posted by: wing at October 09, 2021 09:14 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 09:13 PM (Y0TMu)
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It's the thought that keeps on thinking....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:14 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:13 PM (+lVUW)
Was her name Kamala? No, she got a head by getting on her knees.
Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2021 09:14 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 09, 2021 09:14 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2021 09:15 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 09:16 PM (/7aTk)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:09 PM (K5n5d)
I'll bet bacon is one of those grocery store items where a one pound package is now 12 ounces.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2021 09:16 PM (/g7XU)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2021 09:17 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at October 09, 2021 09:17 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:17 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:11 PM (nxdel)
I'm working on him. At this point its probably a no. He's busy right now, but it could change. If he don't go it's going to be a solo drive for me, and that will suuuck.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2021 09:18 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:09 PM (K5n5d)
I'll bet bacon is one of those grocery store items where a one pound package is now 12 ounces.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:16 PM (+lVUW)
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I don't think you are wrong about that. I used to assume that 1 slice = 1 oz, but then a pack only has 15 slices...What gives?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:18 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2021 09:16 PM
Everyone's still watching GEOTUS speak in Iowa, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 09:19 PM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: nerdygirl
My go to lately is Wright brand - pretty good for what it is. And also sold in 1.5 lb packages.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:19 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 09, 2021 09:19 PM (kkeqW)
Posted by: Javems at October 09, 2021 09:19 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Tonypete
Those kids have their priorities perfectly in order.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 09:20 PM (/7aTk)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:20 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 09:19 PM (Y0TMu)
That was tonight? Has he announced his candidacy for 2024?
Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2021 09:20 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:16 PM (+lVUW)
#SOON
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:20 PM (hOUT3)
Oh damn.. yeah that's a long drive for you. Hope it works out and he can make it!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:21 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:19 PM (e1mwr)
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Then you might be getting a full pound! Of course, it loses A LOT of mass when cooked, regardless of what it says on the package.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:21 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2021 09:20 PM
Yes, and not yet...
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 09:22 PM (Y0TMu)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2021 09:17 PM (QzJWU)
There is no such thing as too much bacon.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 09:22 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 09:22 PM (ACi07)
Glorious truth!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Doof at October 09, 2021 09:24 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)
Unless you make your own.
It's not that difficult and once you make it you'll be a bacon snob and never buy from the store again.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2021 09:24 PM (aA3+G)
I saw a comment the Trump was a warning, the future is gonna be lit !
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 09, 2021 09:24 PM (bTQ72)
Bacon violates Conservation of Mass!? I'm calling CERN about this. They'll put a stop to it.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at October 09, 2021 09:24 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 09, 2021 09:26 PM (qAR6u)
I'm enjoying the afterglow from my Vietnamese dinner out with my honor intact.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 09:26 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:16 PM (+lVUW)
Aready happening with Oscar Mayer. Pay attention when you're shopping.
Posted by: Doof at October 09, 2021 09:26 PM (mZUr4)
It's not that difficult and once you make it you'll be a bacon snob and never buy from the store again.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2021 09:24 PM (aA3+G)
That sounds too much like work!
I think I'd rather sit back and bitch about the good old days there sonny!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:26 PM (hOUT3)
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Bacon plays by its own rules. It is known....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:26 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 09, 2021 09:27 PM (ufFY8)
It's not that difficult and once you make it you'll be a bacon snob and never buy from the store again.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2021 09:24 PM (aA3+G)
That sounds too much like work!
I think I'd rather sit back and bitch about the good old days there sonny!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:26 PM (hOUT3)
Fuckin' old people.
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2021 09:27 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:19 PM (e1mwr)
That is all we buy.
Posted by: Javems at October 09, 2021 09:27 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 09, 2021 09:27 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 09, 2021 09:19 PM (kkeqW)
Your stomach will process it. You get the fun part of eating it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (c2FXQ)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (fC8md)
https://is.gd/G8Y7Az
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (ACi07)
Some meats know how to stay in their own lane. Not bacon.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at October 09, 2021 09:29 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2021 09:27 PM (aA3+G)
Dayum, that's harsh!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:29 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (c2FXQ)
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Does she have a shrine there? What's a suitable sacrifice?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:30 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (c2FXQ)
We are unworthy.
Posted by: Javems at October 09, 2021 09:31 PM (AmoqO)
Great everything! as usual!
....maybe Zappa....
...ducking...
Heading off to lurk now.
I hope y'all have had a great weekend
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 09, 2021 09:31 PM (kkeqW)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (fC8md)
Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 09, 2021 09:31 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (c2FXQ)
And there is NO substitute for TX MoMe deep fried bacon, none!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Brandon at October 09, 2021 09:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: pep at October 09, 2021 09:06 PM (ZsR3z)
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I proposed to Mrs. F. at SFO the first instant I saw her when I was getting off the plane.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 09:31 PM (EZebt)
Because I like at least 5 pieces of bacon in my BLT. The thick stuff is so much better than those thin pieces that fast food places put in their baconburgers.
And so very worth it!
Evening, all.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 09:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 09, 2021 09:27 PM (hVqGz)
That's because I forgot to put a mystery click in tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2021 09:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 09:32 PM (QQcV5)
Funding idea!
Contest for the Bacon Wench. Cash total for the win. Proceeds to the Bail Fund.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 09:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had
Will they accept cash?
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 09:33 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)
I've been buying uncured bacon - I like the taste better, and it's not hard to find.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2021 09:34 PM (evAgx)
I trust you and yours are doing well. From comments, it appears like this week was a tough one.
How many burner phones, and bricks without a living person's fingerprints?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 09:34 PM (u82oZ)
Today we went to buy the photo of Lila's winning yesterday's Hound show. The photographer, a lady, groused to us that some women were trying to pick a picture and were taking their sweet time about it. "A woman unable to make up her mind?" I gasped n mock surprise, "Perish the thought!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2021 09:34 PM (/U27+)
Sadly, I'm informed the Horse Trailer has been retired.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2021 09:34 PM (a3Q+t)
The little guy was having a terrible day and was in the worst mood he's been in for months. The second he saw me he broke into a grin, and put his arms out for me to grab him, even though he's never seen me or heard my voice before. What a beautiful, brilliant little egg he is! Staying through Tuesday then it's back to Hell.
Kids are all on board with me moving out to St. A and us starting a family business similar to the one I'm working at in Cali now - packing and moving oldsters into assisted livinmemory care as a service. I lose that job on 11/7 when I refuse the vaccine. Hopefully FL will be saner when I move here in December and start that business.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 09:34 PM (/7aTk)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 09, 2021 09:34 PM (YZG/i)
Some meats know how to stay in their own lane. Not bacon.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at October 09, 2021 09:29 PM (qpX6U)
Bacon's a loose cannon, but dammit, it gets results. I just hope I'm not bacon's partner when its luck runs out.
*crumples styrofoam cup*
*storms out*
Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2021 09:35 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 09:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:35 PM (c2FXQ)
Ate a couple of bites of the cut-up green 'maters. They tasted...green.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 09:35 PM (jyKhd)
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 09:35 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Tonypete
Bacon is life
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 09, 2021 09:36 PM (YZG/i)
https://is.gd/u1Gk1I
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 09:36 PM (ACi07)
*crumples styrofoam cup*
*storms out*
Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2021 09:35 PM (P4LRL)
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"I'm gettin' too old for this shit."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:36 PM (K5n5d)
Typing is hell right now. But I'll survive. Some of that beer and bacon in the top pic would help a lot to end my frustration.
This clubhand sucks.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 09:36 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:28 PM (c2FXQ)
Homage? She needs her own statue. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2021 09:36 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 09:36 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 09:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 09:37 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2021 09:37 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 09, 2021 09:37 PM (1dy4V)
Because I like at least 5 pieces of bacon in my BLT. The thick stuff is so much better than those thin pieces that fast food places put in their baconburgers.
...
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 09:32 PM (sy5kK)
Fast food bacon, that shit is shoe leather. I hate fast food bacon!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (Exqud)
hey, hogmartin
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at October 09, 2021 09:12 PM (7bRMQ)
If the psychic's storefront says "closed due to unforeseen circumstances" try another psychic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (jyKhd)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 09:34 PM
I'd heard about the traffic controllers walk-out at JAX, and that there is a press blackout about it for some reason...
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (Y0TMu)
The two major food groups.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:02 PM (e1mwr)
Ahhh...two of the three B's.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:21 PM (K5n5d)
Some of that lost mass is bacon grease which you fry the hashbrowns in.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (+lVUW)
Shoot is it too late to look for a bacon costume?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Sharkman
Isn't that the greatest?! I still watch the now 1 yr old a few days a week. He just dives for me when Mom drops him off. I should feel bad about that. But yeah, Nope.
ps - he started walking yesterday. I didn't tell her. I couldn't do that. I'll make a big fuss when she mentions he did it at home.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (e1mwr)
Lamb lollipops on the grill with mashed potatoes and gravy coming soon to a USB port near you! The lamb is marinated for a few hours and a little bit of olive oil fresh herbs and a very small amount of a mix similar to Montreal seasoning. Medium rare for me barely medium for the distaff side. Fresh mashed potatoes and gravy. Nice bottle of red wine.
The lamb unfortunately was aggressively pre-frenched as that's all I can get around here at this time of year. I prefer to leave as much of the good stuff on the bone as possible.
Pre-frenched. I think that's illegal in 37 states.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer, now with more Stunning and Brave at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (GKpUA)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 09:34 PM (/7aTk)
* * * *
Sounds like you are off to a great start! Prayers up for a successful move and a prosperous new business!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: PaleRider, wrecker mandate resister at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (pxVvf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 09:31 PM (EZebt)
The last time I was at SFO with a paramour, I dropped her off and whistled "I'm Free," by The Who on the way out of the airport.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (Q9lwr)
Some meats know how to stay in their own lane. Not bacon.
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at October 09, 2021 09:29 PM (qpX6U)
Bacon's a loose cannon, but dammit, it gets results. I just hope I'm not bacon's partner when its luck runs out.
*crumples styrofoam cup*
*storms out*
Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2021 09:35 PM (P4LRL)
I hope you're not planning to retire in #twoweeks and then go on that vacation you've always been dreaming about.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (axyOa)
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Let me guess...third B is for "boobies?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (K5n5d)
Typing is hell right now. But I'll survive. Some of that beer and bacon in the top pic would help a lot to end my frustration.
This clubhand sucks.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
If you'd taken the dump pass, this wouldn't have happened.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:35 PM (c2FXQ)
There can only be one!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl
It is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (e1mwr)
Pre-frenched. I think that's illegal in 37 states.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer, now with more Stunning and Brave at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (GKpUA)
Good man!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 09, 2021 09:40 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:40 PM (nxdel)
Let me guess...third B is for "boobies?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (K5n5d)
________
October is National Breast Awareness Month, is that not so?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2021 09:40 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (+lVUW)
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And eggs...And mushrooms...and well, just about anything, really...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:41 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:41 PM (c2FXQ)
https://tinyurl.com/33tjnx8y
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at October 09, 2021 09:14 PM (2SdPm)
How about... the "tassels of intimidation"?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 09, 2021 09:41 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Their awareness program has been a resounding success I would say.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:42 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 09:42 PM (/7aTk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
EVERY Month is breast awareness month.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 09:42 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 09:34 PM (/7aTk)
Best of luck. Takes a lot of courage.
Posted by: Javems at October 09, 2021 09:42 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 09, 2021 09:42 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ben Had
Will they accept cash?
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 09:33 PM (r1z5A)
You have to know the secret handshake.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 09:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2021 09:34 PM (evAgx)
I think even Aldi's has some.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:42 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (ACi07)
My wife's already loading the sailboat.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2021 09:42 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at October 09, 2021 09:43 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 09, 2021 09:41 PM (ZSK0i)
Types
Thinks
*Deletes*
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:43 PM (hOUT3)
At least I have some morons to hang out with and my boys and grandkids. The newest is a month old and I still haven't gotten to hold him. Soon I hope.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 09:43 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at October 09, 2021 09:07 PM (qpX6U)
There's only one!
Posted by: Miss Cleo at October 09, 2021 09:12 PM (7bRMQ)
https://is.gd/8HtztG
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 09:43 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: nerdygirl
It is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:39 PM (e1mwr)
Please to be teaching proper technique for making hashbrowns. I am of the understanding that not all potatoes are right for the undertaking.
Thanking you in advance
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 09, 2021 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)
You mean the Bacon Wench understudy?
Oh my. Think of the drama. And we still have my other idea, nixed last year.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 09:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:35 PM (c2FXQ)
The eternal bacon wench.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2021 09:43 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:43 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)
https://is.gd/u1Gk1I
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 09:36 PM
The French toast breakfast sandwich (with "sweet syrup"!) sounds de-lish...
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 09:44 PM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
EVERY Month is breast awareness month.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 09:42 PM (r1z5A)
Every day is Breast Awareness Month
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 09, 2021 09:44 PM (BgMrQ)
'Thank you' is a poor phrase to express how much we owe Bluebell and Weasel for this outstanding contribution to the world's library.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:44 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Some Rat
Oh yeah - sadly, good lard is sometimes hard to come by.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:45 PM (e1mwr)
'Thank you' is a poor phrase to express how much we owe Bluebell and Weasel for this outstanding contribution to the world's library.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:44 PM (e1mwr)
_________
Nominated for the Nobel Prize in Literature.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2021 09:46 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 09:46 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tonypete
Kids and grandkids are the best. I wanted kids from the age of about 12 but only got my first when I was 42. The wait was worth it.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 09:46 PM (/7aTk)
Necklace idea: A dark, thick slab of thick bacon on a gold chain. With egg looking bead.
Add an Ace of Spades card there and you have another trinket - with a different year for each MoMeet attendance on the back.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 09:46 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2021 09:34 PM (/U27+)
I AM that woman, and my sister is even worse. I went to a department store once where there was a table of marked down underpants. She spent THIRTY FRIGGIN' MINUTES digging through them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2021 09:47 PM (GG+Ax)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2021 09:47 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Blackie Lawless' Codpiece at October 09, 2021 09:47 PM (vf1Ls)
My belief is that if you do not already have a copy of TDG, and you have not tried a lot of recipes therein, you might want to turn in your AoS cardboard membership card!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:47 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 09:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:44 PM (e1mwr)
_________
Nominated for the Nobel Prize in Literature.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2021 09:46 PM (/U27+)
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Y'all just gave me a good idea...I was planning on bringing my copy to the TXMOME. Now I'd love to collect Horde signatures in it...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:48 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
If memory serves, from Flesh Gordon:
"The Power Pasties, Flesh!"
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:48 PM (e1mwr)
'Thank you' is a poor phrase to express how much we owe Bluebell and Weasel for this outstanding contribution to the world's library.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:44 PM
Truly, this
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 09:48 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:47 PM (hOUT3)
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I don't cook, don't ask me
I won't cook, don't say it
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 09:49 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:49 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 09:43 PM (r1z5A)
* * * *
And tamales! Or, so I've heard...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at October 09, 2021 09:49 PM (rwusL)
I AM that woman, and my sister is even worse.
________
A trip to Stein Mart.
Time for me to find a lightweight sport coat: 5 minutes.
Time for Her Majesty to find a pair of slippers: 1 hour.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2021 09:50 PM (/U27+)
I can hear the true believers of psychics say, "obviously he wasn't a real psychic, try Ms. Cleo."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2021 09:50 PM (GG+Ax)
Bluebell has some funny stories about editing the cookbook.
I noticed after she was nominated while off the Food Thread, she did not miss another food thread for a year.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 09:50 PM (u82oZ)
Bacon is kind of tough or tricky in the restaurant biz I expect, because it has to be both fried a bit crispy and also be crispy on the end result.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 09, 2021 09:51 PM (1dy4V)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Perhaps we should carry a copy through the Hamster Inn to
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:51 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Jewells45
Aaron Donald.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 09:46 PM (r1z5A)
Heh. Yeah, except for the tens of millions of dollars, a beautiful famous singing wife, a full head of hair, being a different race, six inches taller, and lots of TV appearances, people get me mixed up with Russell Wilson all the time.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 09:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 09:51 PM (jyKhd)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:51 PM (e1mwr)
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That was also my thought, though I'm staying at the Best Western...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2021 09:52 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 09, 2021 09:37 PM (1dy4V)
I had switched to a large container of cheapo coffee from Aldi's. After it's used up I'll go back to the good, fresh ground stuff from Horrocks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:52 PM (+lVUW)
Perhaps we should carry a copy through the Hamster Inn to warn identify ourselves to other Morons.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:51 PM
that's what the pudding is for, silly
well, that's one of the things the pudding is for...
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 09:52 PM (DUIap)
Or you can do what I did last year and go up to a total stranger and ask them if they are a moron.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:52 PM (nxdel)
I can hear the true believers of psychics say, "obviously he wasn't a real psychic, try Ms. Cleo."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2021 09:50 PM (GG+Ax)
See my 160 ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 09:52 PM (ACi07)
Some of that lost mass is bacon grease which you fry the hashbrowns in.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 09, 2021 09:38 PM (+lVUW)
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When my Grandma made breakfast, she'd do the bacon first, then fry the taters in that grease, then fry the eggs in it, and any grease still in the pan went into a coffee can on the counter so that every meal could have the wonderful touch of bacon. And when there wasn't enough bacon grease, she'd add lard. Greatest cook ever. My arteries still wince at the memory of her cooking.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 09, 2021 09:53 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 09:53 PM (u82oZ)
The nephew chef says three Bs are essential to cooking......
Bacon
Butter
Booze
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 09, 2021 09:54 PM (/UQ/R)
Hell that's just next door. We can meet in between in the parking lot.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:54 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Some Rat
Heh. Nice Russell Wilson reference. Here's my question re: him:
Will John S and Pete C FINALLY go find the O-Line Coach and QB Coach from @DangeRussWilson's Senior Year at Wisconsin, and hire them?
You know, the two guys who enabled Wilson, at 5'9" and playing behind the tallest O-line in Division One, to set the record for completion % that year as a pure pocket passer, and who if not for two hail mary passes, would have led his team to a 12-0 season?
Probably not, even though both of those guys are still coaching. Russ will just have to get used to running for his life on every play. Oh, wait. That's the last 10 fucking years.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 09:54 PM (/7aTk)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 09:52 PM (DUIap)
AltonJ gets it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:54 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 09:54 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
Great memories. And the strongest coffee known to man.
We owe this same experience to our grands.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:54 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2021 09:55 PM (GG+Ax)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:55 PM (c2FXQ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
I thought it "interesting" (can't spell coincidental) you and Russ had hand surgery on the same day and I seriously hope yours is a minor hurt.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 09:55 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:56 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:56 PM (nxdel)
Night, Jewells!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 09:57 PM (jyKhd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:57 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Ben Had
Didn't you mention that at one of the early MoMe's RB said "Who are all these people, and where the f*** did they come from?"
Good stuff.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 09:57 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2021 09:57 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 09:57 PM (QQcV5)
We sure get a lot of stories from our get togethers. Last year it took half a nation to find Left Coast Dog. But I have his number now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 09:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:55 PM (c2FXQ)
Darn riff-raff are everywhere these days!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I remember that ride.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 09:59 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:55 PM (c2FXQ)
I remember that! It still makes me laugh. The neighbor was concerned because it was put next to a Trump sign.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2021 09:59 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 09, 2021 09:59 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Brett at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (z/zwf)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (c2FXQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (jyKhd)
Love you all. Hope your lives are wondrous and fulfilling.
And my spelling and grammar are still good.
Take care. Take shelter.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (OU+8W)
Hard to top Hrothgar's "Da Plane", however.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
The plane crash story reminds me of the saying, "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."
Posted by: Robert at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (WIvpv)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (+4oV5)
For that day each had a completely different prediction of my day. So yes they are complete rubbish and twaddle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2021 09:55 PM (GG+Ax)
_________
Her Majesty and I were show chairs for the 2004 National Specialty, which we wanted to hold outdoors. A few months before the event we were standing in line at the supermarket and picked up an Old Farmers Almanac. The predicted weather for the week of the show was rain. We laughed.
The week of the show it started raining Monday afternoon and only stopped on Friday. The show was held indoors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (jyKhd)
Do it. Do it now. // ZOD voice
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 10:01 PM (ACi07)
Jewells, one of rancherbob's neighbor's called him and asked if he knew someone had hung a Moron sign on his fence.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 09:55 PM
I would have paid 100 quatloos to have heard that conversation
"Hi, RancherBob, it's NeighborDave. Have you been out to the road yet today? No? Well, someone has hung a sign on your gate what says "Welcome Morons"...."
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 10:01 PM (DUIap)
Hard to top Hrothgar's "Da Plane", however.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
{{{Salty Dog}}}
We have a whole collection of great stories!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2021 10:02 PM (+4oV5)
Big move to FL, but I have a lot of family support and some money saved, so we'll see how it goes. St. Augustine is heaven compared to CA as well as the rest of FL.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 10:02 PM (/7aTk)
You took one for the team, and made it all work, last year. I really appreciated it. That was one interesting trip.
The real payoff was we were in the presence of the guy who writes: "And now it begins..."
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
Hard to top Hrothgar's "Da Plane", however.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
{{{Salty Dog}}}
We have a whole collection of great stories!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 09, 2021 10:02 PM (+4oV5)
Hmm, another best seller book idea?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 10:03 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 09:36 PM (ACi07)
Antepenultimate.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 09, 2021 10:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: AnnaS at October 09, 2021 10:05 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 10:05 PM (c2FXQ)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 09, 2021 10:05 PM (1dy4V)
AOP, there is no conceivable way that you would ever regret doing everything possible to make this MoMe, you know (of course) that you can entirely trust us on this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (jyKhd)
Do it. Do it now. // ZOD voice
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 10:01 PM (ACi07)
Hell yeah, do it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2021 10:05 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 09, 2021 10:06 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 10:06 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2021 10:07 PM (e1mwr)
Travels With My Friends & Laughter.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 10:06 PM (u82oZ)
The Texas Adventure
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
My humble task will be to pick you up at Love Field, and get you to Corsicana. And back, of course.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2021 10:07 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Sharkman
I think we're just seeing this tire fire get started.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 10:08 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 10:08 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 10:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Just a side note at October 09, 2021 10:10 PM (2DOZq)
Real hug soon. Sweet dreams.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 10:10 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Jewells45
Dupuytren's Contracture. It's hereditary, my late dad had it, too. When I first got it diagnosed 7 years ago, the hand specialist said that nobody really knows why it occurs, but he said that it was fairly common in people with Viking ancestry.
It is apparently a gene that makes one heal faster after a wound. And keeps growing under the skin of my palm and restricts muscles over time. There is a shot that the doc shoots into the cords that develop between the skin and the muscle, partially dissolving it, but it can also dissolve the soft tissue between knuckles, so it's tricky.
On Monday I go back in, and after numbing the hand first, they snap it and it breaks and heals. Full range restored. The other option is open surgery of the hand, and they clean it out.
Other than that, nobody seems to know how it occurs. So, Viking and German ancestry is my heritage.
I have this sudden urge from time to time to conquer the world by force.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:10 PM (sy5kK)
Heritage Rough Rider .22 SA revolvers, starting at $124.99 for the 4.75 in. barrel, blue steel, wood grip model. https://tinyurl.com/6d2hk6yc
I've got the same in the .22 LR with .22 Mag extra cylinder in my cart, for $165.22.
There's still time for you to get yours before the TxMoMeet!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2021 10:11 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 10:12 PM (c2FXQ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:10 PM (sy5kK)
Well, get off your fucking ass and do it already. Shit's getting boring. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2021 10:12 PM (VwHCD)
Oh yeah.. will never forget it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2021 09:54 PM (nxdel)
Was that in the convertible limo with all the fireworks, with the ZZ Top beard? I think I missed that one.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2021 10:13 PM (P4LRL)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2021 10:15 PM (QzJWU)
Heritage Rough Rider .22 SA revolvers, starting at $124.99 for the 4.75 in. barrel, blue steel, wood grip model. https://tinyurl.com/6d2hk6yc
I've got the same in the .22 LR with .22 Mag extra cylinder in my cart, for $165.22.
There's still time for you to get yours before the TxMoMeet!
Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2021 10:11 PM
Acquire one. You will do it now. //ZOD voice
totes cereal, it's a fun little shootin' iron
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 10:15 PM (DUIap)
FYI.......RV has one more spot. Email in nic
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 09, 2021 10:16 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 10:16 PM (c2FXQ)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 09, 2021 10:17 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 10:18 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 09, 2021 10:19 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (jyKhd)
You could probably get a Southwest flight from PHX to LUV-Dallas round trip for a hundred fifty or less. And there are morons getting picked up every day for the ride to Corsicana by fellow morons. Rooms are available at local hotels.
Hope that you make it, AOP!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 10:22 PM (jyKhd)
We sure get a lot of stories from our get togethers. Last year it took half a nation to find Left Coast Dog. But I have his number now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 09, 2021 09:57 PM (u82oZ)
Yeah, by the time I stumbled out of that little Mexican place where Salty and friends picked me up, I was buzzed. Perfectly ready to meet morons face2face for the first time.
And it only got better and better for 3 days.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:23 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 10:00 PM (r1z5A)
It's complicated.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 10:26 PM (c2FXQ)
It's complicated.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:25 PM
says a man who was left at a starbucks in a bad part of Dallas...
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 10:27 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 10:27 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 09, 2021 10:27 PM (8rMsj)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 10:16 PM (c2FXQ)
The question is who is going to beat on them. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2021 10:28 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 10:28 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 10:31 PM (c2FXQ)
LCD et al - wishing everyone a safe and EASY trip without getting lost, stranded, or left to die.
WDS - yay!!
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 09, 2021 10:31 PM (8rMsj)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
It seemed his postings that day became more and more pleading...
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 10:31 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 09, 2021 10:31 PM (BgMrQ)
It's complicated.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:25 PM
says a man who was left at a starbucks in a bad part of Dallas...
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 10:27 PM (DUIap)
Hey, you and hogmartin said you'd keep that on the downlow!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 09, 2021 10:33 PM (/UQ/R)
A couple of non-stops to Houston, IAH, but that's a long road trip to Corsicana.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 10:33 PM (jyKhd)
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 09, 2021 10:33 PM (8rMsj)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:32 PM
a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, I always say
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 10:36 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 10:27 PM (Y+l9t)
I checked several dates before and after Oct. 20. No joy. And there are really only 2 choices here, Westjet, which is my preference, and Air Canada, which sucks donkey balls. Neither had a non-stop flight in my time frame. And these "one stop" flights mean a change of plane, and waiting in some God-forsaken airport waiting room.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 10:36 PM (jyKhd)
Can't wait to see you. Also glad we won't be shivering in heavy coats. That was a pretty crazy experience.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 10:36 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 10:26 PM (c2FXQ)
Absolutely!
The last time I felt like this, I was a kid and it was a couple of weeks before Christmas.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 10:38 PM (Y+l9t)
And your little dog, too!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2021 10:39 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2021 10:40 PM (c2FXQ)
a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, I always say
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 09, 2021 10:36 PM (DUIap)
Rod? Rod Stewart? Is that really you?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Maybe you could offer to fix some airplanes for them and fly for free.
Posted by: Miklosian Suggestifications LLP at October 09, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:10 PM (sy5kK)
Well, get off your fucking ass and do it already. Shit's getting boring. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2021 10:12
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And it's going to hell in a handbasket under this faux pres Biden, who everyone knows stole the election.
I was surprised I had as much Scandi blood as I did when I had my DNA done. Them Vikings got around.
Posted by: Farmer at October 09, 2021 10:42 PM (55Qr6)
And your little dog, too!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2021 10:39 PM (QzJWU)
It appears there is a solution to the puzzle!
Hope your doggie doesn't have any aversions to firearms or ammo, though.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I actually like the break in the middle of a long flight. I don't feel quite so homicidal if I get a chance to walk around and stretch out a little.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 10:43 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Maybe you could offer to fix some airplanes for them and fly for free.
Posted by: Miklosian Suggestifications LLP at October 09, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Thread winner!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:44 PM (sy5kK)
And your little dog, too!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2021 10:39 PM (QzJWU)
That's a generous offer. Only flights available are the 17th and the 22nd, and both are way high in price, 700 and 1000 dollars. Not going to happen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 10:44 PM (jyKhd)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 09, 2021 10:45 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 09, 2021 10:43 PM (r1z5A)
Point is, it ought to be a short flight. 3.5 hours from YYC to PHX. But not with two stops that are well off the direct line of flight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 10:46 PM (jyKhd)
Good night.
Sweet Dreams
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 09, 2021 10:46 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 09, 2021 10:48 PM (yQpMk)
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of professional football players.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 10:48 PM (/7aTk)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 09, 2021 09:41 PM (ZSK0i)
She got pinched by the chain mail bottom which is a problem with mail, she should have gone for the padding underneath, the "gambethong"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2021 10:49 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 09, 2021 10:49 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 09, 2021 10:49 PM (yQpMk)
Aggie kicker made the field goal, A&M wins in THE upset of the decade.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2021 10:49 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 09, 2021 10:50 PM (oSX/P)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2021 10:51 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jefferson Sessions at October 09, 2021 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2021 10:52 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2021 10:53 PM (VxC1e)
And will still win the National Championship.
Because unlike any other college program including Georgia, Alabama is a professional quality team.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 10:53 PM (/7aTk)
I am thinking, I will have to get Pogo to stay with the family who kept her last winter; they are happy to have her again. I can tolerate a wait at some goddam stopover to save $400, but I cannot expect the dog to be able to deal with that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 10:54 PM (jyKhd)
I will be sending my contributions for the door prizes to WDS, who is awesome in bringing them to the meet up for me.
I promise to be there next year though!
Posted by: alamogordo at October 09, 2021 10:56 PM (Dt7YJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 10:56 PM (jyKhd)
I just bumped my hand and the biggest Dupuytren's cord snapped. I could hear it and then felt it. The doc numbs the entire hand before they do that. Effing A.
Reminds me of hitting your thumb when hammering a nail and missing, except in my palm instead of a thumb.
I've got some Bulleit bourbon around here somewhere.
Down to one typing hand now.
back in a few.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:58 PM (sy5kK)
I thought all Socialist Cooking can be described as follows:
- make a beautiful meal.
- give it to one of your elite betters.
- eat dirt (again).
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2021 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 10:10 PM (sy5kK)
Most of the men in my step-family have that, via grandpa.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2021 10:59 PM (KbLYZ)
1. Georgia
2. Iowa
3. Cincinnati
4. Oklahoma
5. Michigan
with Alabama dropping to 6th.
5th and 6th might be reversed but Michigan looks good.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts tomorrow's rankings at October 09, 2021 11:00 PM (yQpMk)
I want to make it next year. But at this stage I caution everyone, go ahead and don't believe I'll be there until you actually see me there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Cabbage.
All socialist cooking involves cabbage
Posted by: The Peoples' Chef Miklos at October 09, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 11:02 PM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
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Fear not. A rookie FBI agent has already been assigned the nic qdpsteve at the MoMe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2021 11:02 PM (VxC1e)
This is not a fat kid - he was maybe a bit chubby before he got sick.
But he did get dengue fever a year ago - I wonder if that was a factor.
Anyway please pray for him. There is no meds to treat either I think. Either he pulls through or not.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 09, 2021 11:03 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2021 11:02 PM (VxC1e)
Be aware, he will be the one wearing the qdpsteve name tag and black Florsheims!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 11:04 PM (hOUT3)
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Not really. The Norks have been promised cabbage in year 2050. Until then dirt will remain the preferred dining option.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2021 11:04 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
I know someone who got surgery for that. He's happy with the result
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 09, 2021 11:05 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 09, 2021 11:05 PM (8rMsj)
Prayers up!
Posted by: alamogordo at October 09, 2021 11:06 PM (Dt7YJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 11:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2021 11:04 PM (VxC1e)
with grass salads and tree bark sides
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 11:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 09, 2021 10:48 PM (yQpMk)
G'rump, you'll get no sympathy from us.
Posted by: Mariners fans at October 09, 2021 11:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Zettai
Really excellent stuffed cabbage (töltött káposzta) requires whole sauerkraut leaves, to which I have no access at present.
Posted by: The Peoples' Chef Miklos with Fritz Feld "POP!* at October 09, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 09, 2021 11:07 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: Cicero
The Juche sauce is to die for!
Posted by: The Peoples' Chef Miklos of Developed Socialism at October 09, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mariners fans at October 09, 2021 11:07 PM (sy5kK)
I had complete confidence that the boys could pull off an Oklahoma style victory.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 09, 2021 11:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mariners fans
*FistBump*
-- The Oregon State Beavers
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 11:11 PM (/7aTk)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
OD>>>OPs
Posted by: Stylish 80s Miklos at October 09, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
All socialist cooking involves cabbage
Posted by: The Peoples' Chef Miklos at October 09, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Beets are for celebrations.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2021 11:12 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2021 11:12 PM
Turnips are for chilli...
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 11:13 PM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: Miklos il-Sung at October 09, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 11:15 PM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: Miklos, either are worth it 'cause BEETS at October 09, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Peoples' Chef Miklos with Fritz Feld "POP!* at October 09, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
I make sauerkraut in quart jars, I bet you could make the leaves that way.
I was told that "Kapolza" was cabbage but I never knew what language. So apparently it was Hungarian
Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2021 11:16 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 09, 2021 11:16 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Tuna at October 09, 2021 11:17 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 11:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: The Peoples' Chef Miklos of Developed Socialism at October 09, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
It is a Long Arduous March to get there.
(better weather in April, though)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2021 11:17 PM (KbLYZ)
The brilliant logic of college football rankings. Alabama loses to an unranked team and will still be ranked a lot higher than teams with no losses.
Posted by: Doof at October 09, 2021 11:17 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 11:17 PM (QQcV5)
If 'qdpsteve' is wearing Florsheims, it's NOT me. I've never worn Florsheims in my life.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2021 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Farmer at October 09, 2021 11:19 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 11:17 PM (QQcV5)
I wonder whether deSantis put out the info on his wife's breast cancer to have a pretext to not run for pres in 24
Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2021 11:19 PM (KbLYZ)
*FistBump*
-- The Oregon State Beavers
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2021 11:11 PM (/7aTk)
Who are undefeated in the Pac-12 north, ahead of Stanford and the ducks.
Yeah, the world as we know it is disappearing.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 11:21 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 09, 2021 11:03 PM (YZG/i)
Prayers for the young man, his family, and his medical team!
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 09, 2021 11:21 PM (8rMsj)
Posted by: The Peoples' Chef Miklos at October 09, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Beets are for celebrations.
when we party, we patry with tree bark!
Posted by: N Korea party with the bark! at October 09, 2021 11:22 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Go Gos at October 09, 2021 11:22 PM (63Dwl)
Succumb to the beet surrender
Posted by: The Jam at October 09, 2021 11:24 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: people who don't like beets at October 09, 2021 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 09, 2021 11:26 PM (nx1eS)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2021 11:19 PM (KbLYZ)
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It would be a healthy thing for him to run.
He would have his first presentation to the nation as a whole along side the most popular politician in the world.
A good set up for his presidential run in 24.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 11:27 PM (QQcV5)
https://tinyurl.com/heros-to-zeros-in-LA
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 09, 2021 11:27 PM (IuPpm)
And Mary, they are thinking of sending more Afghans here to Vermont. This should be wonderful for your Pashtun Drum Circle! (Is your Special Young Friend Ahmed Pashtun? There seem to be so many kinds.)
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at October 09, 2021 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 11:17 PM (QQcV5)
It's getting tougher and tougher to find anyone in DC that still supports America.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 11:29 PM (sy5kK)
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You are exploring exit plans, right?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 11:30 PM (QQcV5)
Bad news: Chuck Grassley is older than dust...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2021 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Half the people in DC need walkers for support.
Posted by: Relatively Youthful Miklos at October 09, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Socialist cooking involves cabbage *on special occasions,* such as when the Commissar is coming over.
Otherwise? Back to dirt, dogshit and muddy water.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2021 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 11:29 PM (sy5kK)
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He looked sound, mentally and physically.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 11:32 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2021 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
That would suck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2021 11:34 PM (VxC1e)
i almost said something, but figured they'd just blame me when it went missing. sure enough, one day it was no longer there. a while later i had reason to knock on their door, and, in the convo, asked about it in passing.
"someone stole it... we didn't think anyone would take it".... me walking away "some fortune tellers you are... hell even i knew the vagrants would take it."
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 09, 2021 11:34 PM (IuPpm)
Cogent and strong voice.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 11:34 PM (QQcV5)
Posted by: qdpsteve
The one at Madame Tussaud's is a bit more limber.
Posted by: Moderately Youthful Miklos at October 09, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated
Guess
Now inside cabinet of BBQ Grotto, from whence it exerts it's healing, if not homing powers
Posted by: Miklos Merely Speculates at October 09, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
I guess Pogo is going to spend the winter here at home, with her other family.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 11:37 PM (jyKhd)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 11:30 PM (QQcV5)
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seriously, and in detail... hopefully taking advantage of some of the idiotic things Brylcreem signed this year, and pissing off all the neighbors who voted for him...
because we're givers!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 09, 2021 11:37 PM (IuPpm)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2021 11:38 PM (QQcV5)
https://tinyurl.com/heros-to-zeros-in-LA
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 09, 2021 11:27 PM (IuPpm)
Yeah it's your body, but it's OUR choice, peasant!
Posted by: Biden and other assorted communists at October 09, 2021 11:38 PM (sy5kK)
At least you have the patience to wear the mandated airline face burkha for many hours. Something I could not and will not do.
Posted by: Miklos misses Yucatan at October 09, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 09, 2021 11:40 PM (bTQ72)
Posted by: Zettai at October 09, 2021 11:40 PM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: will choose a nic later
Biggus Dickus?
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at October 09, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Don't you normally drive?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2021 11:42 PM (1e3E/)
Posted by: Miklos misses Yucatan at October 09, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
I have an N95 mask from which I removed the center layer of filter media, leaving just the blue outer layer, and the white inner layer. Looks "almost" stock. And i will get a bottle of water, and sip on that.
If the land border crossing were not closed to "non-essential" traffic, I would do it as a road trip. That is my default choice. Two days and a bit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2021 11:43 PM (jyKhd)
I did the same for the very few (medical) occasions when Unavoidable. Got the idea from someone Right Here.
Posted by: Miklosius yet-Invictus at October 09, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
88 is pretty impressive, too. Too bad he can't retire though and enjoy some personal time.
At this point, with the sellouts and Communists in DC, it's all hands on deck.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 11:46 PM (sy5kK)
see a few copy cats and no authority figure has said pop to me yet
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 09, 2021 11:47 PM (bTQ72)
My 16-year-old niece decided to throw a party. My sister/her mom has tried to be hospitable, ordered pizza and what not. But a lot more kids showed up than anyone expected.
Niece is trying to play it cool. My sister is losing her shit. My mom/niece's grandma/also my sister's mom is trying to keep my sister calm and only making her more crazy.
I was just joking with my sister, she should just tell the kids someone's called the police and they're on their way. My hunch is that most of the guests would leave in that situation. :-)
I should mention that thus far everyone I've bumped into has been polite/non-crazy. (There's a line in my house for the bathroom.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2021 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Don't you normally drive?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2021 11:42
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Yes, I'm puzzled. If you drove down to the TxMoMee you wouldn't take Pogo and then go to AZ for the winter?
Posted by: Farmer at October 09, 2021 11:49 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2021 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2021 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Niece is trying to play it cool. My sister is losing her shit. My mom/niece's grandma/also my sister's mom is trying to keep my sister calm and only making her more crazy.
I was just joking with my sister, she should just tell the kids someone's called the police and they're on their way. My hunch is that most of the guests would leave in that situation. :-)
I should mention that thus far everyone I've bumped into has been polite/non-crazy. (There's a line in my house for the bathroom.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 09, 2021 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)
AHH. Teenage party in SoCal. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2021 11:56 PM (sy5kK)
Also, why hasn't anyone tried to lure all these people to Gracie Mansion, to pee on DiBlasio's fence instead?
Posted by: Rbastid at October 09, 2021 11:59 PM (sgLoJ)
Some memes die before their time.
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2021 11:59 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Farmer at October 09, 2021 11:49 PM (55Qr6)
I cannot cross the border by road. Border is closed to "non-essential" traffic. Has been for a year now. And amyloid-brain Biden keeps extending the closure, every damned month. And on the 30th of this month, I cannot board any aircraft in Canada, for domestic or international flight, without proof of double vaxx. So, if I am to go to AZ, I had better get on a plane before month end. Or I don't go at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:02 AM (N38Xu)
Also, I ordered some food to be delivered.
It *was* delivered... but the kids grabbed and ate it before I could get to it. So now I have to order again. Kids!! (sings that song from Bye Bye Birdie)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2021 12:06 AM (QQcV5)
Some memes die before their time.
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2021 11:59 PM (F0YaR)
Can I interest you in a dancing baby?
Posted by: Doof at October 10, 2021 12:06 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Zettai at October 10, 2021 12:07 AM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)
Some memes die before their time.
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2021 11:59
Indeed GnuB. What ever happened to the translator at Mandela's funeral when Obama was hitting on the hot Danish PM?
I had to explain the "Lets Go Brandon" meme to J, she had no idea. That cracks me up, have any of his hadlers told senile Joe what that means? I'll bet not.
Posted by: Farmer at October 10, 2021 12:08 AM (55Qr6)
Why can't they be like we were, perfect in every way? What's the matter with kids today?
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2021 12:08 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
It can't suck much worse than being ruled by a Trudeau, and as an added plus you can bitch slightly more freely.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2021 12:09 AM (F0YaR)
The supply chain problems are getting worse. All the grocery stores have holes in all the shelves. We cannot find small cans of tomato juice anywhere in the local area. They have the big jugs, but my mother likes the cans because she doesn't use it fast enough, and a big jug will go bad on her.
Finding stuff is hit and miss. They've got various stuff, but it's hit and miss to find the exact thing you want. And prices are just going up, up, up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Or in best luck he opens the border.
Y'all have a good evening.
'night.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2021 12:12 AM (QQcV5)
Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at October 10, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ever So Helpful Miklos at October 10, 2021 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Big energy problems all over Europe and to the east as well. The entire country of Lebanon went dark today. Their two main power plants ran out of fuel. Not joking, they ran out of fuel.
It's gonna be several days before they can get the system back online.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:15 AM (Mzdiz)
It can't suck much worse than being ruled by a Trudeau, and as an added plus you can bitch slightly more freely.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2021 12:09 AM (F0YaR)
Don't think I haven't thought of it. Problem is, would the USA accept a retired Peon as a citizen? I expect my Canadian pension would continue, but it's scarcely enough to live on, plus I would have to buy medical insurance. If I could get a green card, I could work part time, and earn a few dollars. Biggest problem is all my "stuff". Cars, tools, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:15 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: Madame Miklos, Reader and Advisor at October 10, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
It's gonna be several days before they can get the system back online.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Maybe they could siphon some gas out of Syria's tank.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:17 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 10, 2021 12:19 AM (pnF+f)
No that's not a joke.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Syrian Air Force has no tasty de-iceing fluid.
Is have sadz.
Posted by: Contract Russian maintenance tech at October 10, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at October 10, 2021 12:20 AM (Y0TMu)
No that's not a joke.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)
One almost hesitates to ask...taking turns doing what?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:21 AM (N38Xu)
My sister will absolutely be going crazy tonight...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:21 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai at October 10, 2021 12:22 AM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:24 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos will plead "I needed the cash!" at October 10, 2021 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at October 10, 2021 12:24 AM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: Zettai at October 10, 2021 12:22 AM (Y0TMu)
"Alright, kiddos, India needs you to be bad between now and Christmas. Do it for Mother India!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:24 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: some guys named John at Walmart at October 10, 2021 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at October 10, 2021 12:26 AM (Y0TMu)
Just reading a story from the UK. You know those keyless car systems, with the remote start and all that?
Well, car thieves have been using a sophisticated device to hack all of that, and basically just drive away with the vehicles. It's a handheld device, which can hack into the entry and engine start systems. Thieves come up, press a few keys and get it and drive off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:28 AM (Mzdiz)
If it's got a computer in it, it can be hacked.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 10, 2021 12:31 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
I was involved in an entry control project for hotels.
The RFID in some hotel card keys?
Hackable within seconds (there are videos).
Posted by: Unsurprised Miklos at October 10, 2021 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Voila, no more car thefts!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:32 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:02
Well that sucks! We may have a problem when we try to go to AZ to bury Jo, my MIL in Nov. If the fraud in chief wants us all vaxxed to fly I'm in trouble.
Posted by: Farmer at October 10, 2021 12:32 AM (55Qr6)
No that's not a joke.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)
One almost hesitates to ask...taking turns doing what?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:21 AM (N38Xu)
exactly my thought.
no disparaging remarks from me, though.
I'll leave that up to Steve.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 10, 2021 12:33 AM (sy5kK)
Still I shudder to think what it's gonna look like after the party is over. Talk about Halloween scares!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:34 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:34 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:28 AM (Mzdiz)
You know, a few prepared "bait" cars would put an end to that. Set them up so the thieves could get in, start the car, and drive off. It goes for about a quarter mile, then a solenoid shuts off the fuel. All the doors lock, so they cannot be opened from inside. All the lights start flashing, headlights, too. And then a valve is opened on a concealed canister of compressed air, and a recorded voice says, "And now, the Zyklon B!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:35 AM (N38Xu)
Still I shudder to think what it's gonna look like after the party is over. Talk about Halloween scares!
Posted by: qdpsteve
DO NOT EAT THE "CANDY"
Posted by: Cautionary Miklos at October 10, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:35 AM (L2ZTs)
"experiencing a low grade fever and light body aches" and that he was canceling in-person events until he was in the clear.
In the same thread, the campaign also said that West was taking hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2021 12:36 AM (oYQin)
You'll have to call Roto-Rooter. They'll run a camera down the line. They'll find that someone managed to flush a '65 Impala. Not a model, either.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 10, 2021 12:36 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Farmer at October 10, 2021 12:32 AM (55Qr6)
This is orders from Turdeau in Ottawa. But the Resident in the WH may have similar plans.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:37 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: Gov. Gavin Gruesome at October 10, 2021 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:37 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:35 AM (N38Xu)
I love it!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai at October 10, 2021 12:38 AM (Y0TMu)
Blessings to everyone.
Good Night
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at October 10, 2021 12:38 AM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Zettai at October 10, 2021 12:38 AM (Y0TMu)
That occurred to me as well.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:39 AM (Mzdiz)
But it's all right now
In fact it's a gas
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 10, 2021 12:39 AM (SchxB)
"Maybe I'm not getting enough Zyklon B!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:39 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2021 12:40 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Waste of a cool Impala.
Kids.
Posted by: Miklos bets AOP could fix it though at October 10, 2021 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2021 12:36 AM (oYQin)
He should be OK. Big scandal in Alberta. A temp doctor at the hospital in Rimbey, Alberta, about an hour and half northwest of me, treated three WuFlu patients with Ivermectin sourced from the local farm Co-Op. They all got well. Needless to say, Alberta Health is horrified.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:40 AM (N38Xu)
No that's not a joke.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:19
You really sound like a grumpy old uncle. But do keep these kids in line. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at October 10, 2021 12:41 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Zettai at October 10, 2021 12:41 AM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: Zettai
It's a gas, man
Posted by: 60s kids at October 10, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
He hates videos.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:42 AM (Mzdiz)
No lectures from me! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: 60s kids at October 10, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Damned right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktSWQ9Ki7TY
Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman at October 10, 2021 12:43 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You can't treat illness here! This is the War on Covid Room!
Posted by: Dr. Merkin Muffley at October 10, 2021 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos E. Neuman at October 10, 2021 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)
I told you, Larry, it was a bad idea to put QDPSteve's meal on the L.A. traffic watch helicopter.
Posted by: Doordash Manager at October 10, 2021 12:48 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:48 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: How to Get Famous on Youtube at October 10, 2021 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)
It's basically Zyklon B in street legal form.
Just in case you get an antifa infestation, it's good info for when needed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2021 12:49 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos E. Neuman at October 10, 2021 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
It's actually a very nice little rock and roll instrumental piece. Sounds like it might have come out of a New Orleans studio, doesn't it?
BTW, WWOZ has a promo going. Win a dinner with Irma Thomas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:49 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:50 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Miss Irma has cooked my dinner many times. She cooks (cooked?) RB&R on Mondays at her club, the Lion's Den.
Posted by: Miklso has been fed by a Grammy Winner at October 10, 2021 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)
No shit?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 10, 2021 12:52 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2021 12:52 AM (KAi1n)
Oops, and now Hunter Biden's crack dealer has hijacked the Doordash guy's car. Dang!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:52 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
Dine with the Soul Queen of New Orleans at the Crescent City Steakhouse
Current bid $2300
Ok, Lottery Ticket Week
Posted by: Miklos will "invest" as they say in DC at October 10, 2021 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at October 10, 2021 12:38 AM (Y0TMu)
That occurred to me as well.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:39 AM (Mzdiz)
It's not as dangerous as Covid, that's for sure!
Posted by: Millenials and Democrats at October 10, 2021 12:55 AM (sy5kK)
I think the problem is the audio. Something about the dinky little laptop speakers drive the cat crazy. He doesn't mind the TV or radios, it's just the audio from the laptops that drive him nuts.
He'll come up, start fuss meowing, and then sort of claw and swat at the laptop.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:55 AM (Mzdiz)
A little rain today and a gale warning.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 10, 2021 12:55 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Gale Storm at October 10, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
No shit?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries
Heh, i did that crap back in the Spring. While waiting for the procedure, my BP checked in at 113/73. I was pleased as poop about that because last July it was 124/84.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2021 12:56 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:57 AM (L2ZTs)
He'll come up, start fuss meowing, and then sort of claw and swat at the laptop.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:55 AM (Mzdiz)
Might be some ultrasonics leaking through the laptop speakers, some artifact of the mp3 sample rate, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:57 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at October 09, 2021 09:01 PM (hOUT3)
I can't even get my head around that at this moment."
"Everything is relative!"
aaaand now, post-Post Modernism
Posted by: barbarausa at October 10, 2021 01:01 AM (W7IZQ)
My new doc ordered the "ColoGuard" test for me. Poop in a bucket and send via UPS (United Poop Service). I'll have to do it again in three years, but easier than the booty cam.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 10, 2021 01:01 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:55 AM (Mzdiz)
BTW, I sent you an email of a friend who would like to receive your newsletter. Did you get that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 01:02 AM (N38Xu)
Well, car thieves have been using a sophisticated device to hack all of that, and basically just drive away with the vehicles. It's a handheld device, which can hack into the entry and engine start systems. Thieves come up, press a few keys and get it and drive off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 12:28 AM (Mzdiz)
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they have been doing something similar here in Lost Angels, for awhile. ~$20 device captures and boosts the signal from that whiz-bang remote in your house, and presto, you car is unlocked and started.
if there's a long driveway/big yard, one goes up towards the house, and the other stands near the car...
Herself keeps hers in a Faraday cage bag, unless she's walking out the door.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 10, 2021 01:03 AM (IuPpm)
Posted by: Farmer at October 10, 2021 01:03 AM (55Qr6)
It's probably something like that. My hearing ain't what it used to be by a long shot, but I can hear a hint of some type of distortion. It's not just one laptop, but all the laptops we have. The audio output stages are not all that great, and I'm sure it's some sort of distortion/noise that we don't hear, but sounds like hell to the cat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at October 10, 2021 01:04 AM (Y0TMu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 12:40 AM (N38Xu)
They're afraid of their job security. Can't have patients getting well with unofficial methods.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 10, 2021 01:04 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Farmer at October 10, 2021 12:32 AM (55Qr6)
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drive Forrest, drive!
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 10, 2021 01:04 AM (IuPpm)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2021 01:05 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)
This true of cellphones, too. Shitty audio quality is the standard of the day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 01:05 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2021 01:06 AM (zVpyY)
I always tell people who say they don't like cats, "You've just never had one prepared the right way." The looks on their faces are worth it every time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 10, 2021 01:07 AM (SchxB)
Not recently. When did you send it? I just checked the spam folder -- nothing it in. Thunderbird has it's own spam filter, but Charter "helpfully" added it's own spam filter. It creates a "junk mail" folder on your IMAP account. There is no way I can see to control that one, you might have to go into some settings for you account on their website somewhere, but I can't find.
So, I have two spam folders I have to check now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 10, 2021 01:04 AM (sy5kK)
It's worse than that. The fact that ivermectin works, and is cheap, undermines the push for vaccines.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 01:07 AM (N38Xu)
KLOS had an ad from some shyster looking for people who had driven for a ride share, food delivery, etc, in the last couple of years. you were supposed to text a word to a 6 digit number to contact them about possible funds you might be owed.
if interested, i'd call their business line on a weekday and make inquiries. since it's a paid ad, they should be happy to give you the info.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 10, 2021 01:08 AM (IuPpm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:07 AM (Mzdiz)
It was Sept. 22.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 01:09 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 01:02 AM (N38Xu)
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try sending it to me, and i can forward... link in nick
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 10, 2021 01:12 AM (IuPpm)
Found it. And nope, he's not on the subscriber list. I must have failed to add it. I see I got a bunch of stuff on Sept 22, and I must have just forgotten.
I'm adding it now. If he'd like a the back issues, I can send the whole wad.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Hey red!
Yeah, it's most likely about back wages or what not. I'll look into it, thanks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 01:12 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2021 01:13 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Please go ahead and do that!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 01:15 AM (N38Xu)
I'm going to send out another round-up of stuff later on, and he should get that. Just let me know if he wants all the previous stuff. I had to send someone a big wad of stuff without permission.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Right-o. Give him my apologies for not getting his address on the list.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 10, 2021 01:13 AM (a4EWo)
Thanks, Debby.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 01:16 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Please go ahead and do that!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Facts. Science.
I sense danger
Posted by: Robby the MiklosBot at October 10, 2021 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)
All I had to do was be there to take it direct from the DoorDasher and fight off the teenagers. "Please sir, I want some more!" "But sir, I haven't eaten since the Hapsburg rebellion!" Whiners.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 01:16 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 01:16 AM (L2ZTs)
"What's this? Three quarts of clear gruel?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 01:18 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Useful Info at October 10, 2021 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Right-o. Heh. One of my late father's catch phrases. I've been known to use it, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 01:19 AM (N38Xu)
When my mother dies (85, not doing well), i'm not going to be looking forward to driving to DC and back to deal with stuff. Was planning to fly one-way and drive her car back. Grrrr
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2021 01:20 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 01:20 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, witha better chin than any male Hapsburg at October 10, 2021 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 12:48 AM (L2ZTs)
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the one upside to having ulcerative colitis is that i can eat a late lunch the day before, with corn. then around dinner time, chug a bottle of chilled lemon lime magnesium citrate. jello if necessary for cravings. another bottle a couple of hours later... and martinis are a clear liquid.
one more bottle in the morning, and, if no corn is sighted, i'm good to go... i throw away all the nasty shit they send me, which is designed for people with a properly functioning GI tract.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 10, 2021 01:24 AM (IuPpm)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2021 01:20 AM (KAi1n)
Check with OK Sam, he might have a supercargo slot open:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDVg8d9D5Bw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 01:24 AM (N38Xu)
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 10, 2021 01:24 AM (oMu4d)
Oh, local Coof story with some close friends of the family. One of my mother's young girlfriends, 83, got the Coof a little over two weeks ago. We just found out about it. My mother is 91, and Polly here is one of her young girlfriends.
Polly visited a woman a little over two weeks ago. Woman's husband died of the Coof, and the woman herself got it. She infected Polly. All of these were vaccinated, mind you, fully, and way back in early 2021 when it was just for the 65+ and high-risk cohort.
Polly didn't suspect the Coof at first, because symptoms were gastro, not respiratory (Coof can do that -- that Baric/Batwoman engineered spike is very efficient at infecting human cells).
Long story short, she's okay now, on the upswing. Her family got her to a local renegade doc, who gave her ivermectin, HCQ, and the whole FLCCC protocol and whatever else he though might help. She got a little short of breath at one point, but she's okay.
She said her lungs still aren't hitting on all 8 yet -- she can get winded easy, but she's over the hump and recovering.
As I understand it, this doc has sourced his own ivermectin, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 10, 2021 01:25 AM (oMu4d)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at October 10, 2021 01:25 AM (SchxB)
Pete, fun fun fun 'til the doctor takes my prostate away...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2021 01:26 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pete Bog
The basement Grotto has been disinfected again?
Woo-Hoo!
Posted by: Miklos, without a specific Plan at October 10, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2021 01:20 AM (KAi1n)
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AMTRAK, if you're not in a rush... or are they mandating vax cards as well? just get a cabin, so you don't have to be told to wear a mask all day, every day...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 10, 2021 01:28 AM (IuPpm)
There is a claim out there, stories of which I'm reading, that Congresscritters have secretly been using ivermectin (the whole FLCCC protocol) for themselves and family and staff. And they're not telling anyone.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 10, 2021 01:34 AM (Mzdiz)
I don't expect the Nomenklatura in any country has been taking the vax that they demand their subjects take.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2021 01:36 AM (N38Xu)
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George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)