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Let's Go Brandon Cafe

This dog does know what he'd do if he could catch a car: He'd eat it.

Dog recognizing a human friend it hasn't seen for ten months.

Feeding time for little bats. And playing with one of those bats.

Giving a drink to a squirrel.

Mixing a squirrel feeder with your Halloween decor.

Dog is doing the 100 pushup challenge.

Dog enjoys a pedicure. Or "endures," maybe.

Man sneezes and scares cat.


Master Blaster runs Bartertown.

Baby goat pajama party.

Inman: There are two reasons you shouldn't hit someone wearing a helmet in the head.

Road incident.

Stupid motorcycle tricks.

When bulls have beef.

Mongoose pretends he wants to fight, but only has one move.



Posted by: Ace at 08:10 PM




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1 Good grief, it's like you WAIT for me to post something in the quick hits thread.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2021 07:11 PM (owdWk)

2 Past bed time

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2021 07:12 PM (2JoB8)

3 Barter Town?

Pig shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:12 PM (kBuGL)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 06, 2021 07:12 PM (DxzEE)

5 Watched Happy Death Day ...this better be good

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 06, 2021 07:12 PM (YZG/i)

6 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at October 06, 2021 07:13 PM (arJlL)

7 An absolute tragedy: They are moving Star Trek to midnight. How can they do that to us?

Posted by: Mookie at October 06, 2021 07:13 PM (u+Y3T)

8 Watched Happy Death Day ...this better be good
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 06, 2021 07:12 PM (YZG/i)

That's a fun little film.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2021 07:14 PM (owdWk)

9 Let's Go Brandon Cafe

Tonight it's LET'S GO DODGERS Cafe!!!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:14 PM (mZUr4)

10 I love the swimmy beaver vid, it looks so nervous then happy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

11 Had to see a couple videos
That animals mimic other animals or humans to me is funny yet astonishing, had no idea it was a common thing.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2021 07:15 PM (2JoB8)

12 I won't lie, I'm jealous of that capybara.

Posted by: CppThis at October 06, 2021 07:15 PM (UewuT)

13 Oops watching, not watched
She hasnt been murdered yet

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 06, 2021 07:15 PM (YZG/i)

14 So how can Mitch screw the Dems and us at the same time? You know that's his move here

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 06, 2021 07:16 PM (QZ/dC)

15
Dog enjoys a pedicure. Or "endures," maybe.

__________

He took it very well. We use a Dremel on our guys and to hear them you'd think they were being murdered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 07:16 PM (/U27+)

16 Good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2021 07:16 PM (2JoB8)

17 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 07:17 PM (mD/uy)

18 Rikki-Tikki -Tavi was a friend of mine.

Posted by: Donovan at October 06, 2021 07:17 PM (JPtHE)

19 The doggie with the tp wall is so smart

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 06, 2021 07:17 PM (YZG/i)

20 Night Skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:17 PM (kBuGL)

21 Sweet Dreams, Skip.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 07:17 PM (6vyWO)

22 Oops watching, not watched
She hasnt been murdered yet
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 06, 2021 07:15 PM (YZG/i)

Surprise ending when Phil Connors is revealed as the killer.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2021 07:18 PM (owdWk)

23 The Rifleman?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:18 PM (kBuGL)

24 We use a Dremel on our guys and to hear them you'd think they were being murdered.

Vibrations might be uncomfortable? I dunno

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 07:19 PM (KZzsI)

25 OMG, the picture on the previous post is rage-inducing.

I am so freakin; tired of these people parading their kinks/deviancy. What is so hard about being normal?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2021 07:19 PM (bDqIh)

26 MLB playoffs already? Did the Pirates make it?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I slay me.

Off to bed I go. Work tomorrow. I'll be up at 0300 and will jab the ONT with a sharp pointy stick.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2021 07:20 PM (QFVV9)

27 That helmet beatdown was pretty funny.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2021 07:20 PM (Xrfse)

28 Re Germans from last thread

The quip is that they are either at your throat, or at your feet.

I think I first heard that from Barzini's book The Europeans.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 06, 2021 07:20 PM (Qx0Oe)

29 Squirrel in mini Scream mask is. . . odd.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2021 07:20 PM (bDqIh)

30
Vibrations might be uncomfortable? I dunno
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 07:19 PM (KZzsI)

__________

It also gets hot. I think that bothers them more. But sighthounds are notoriously toe shy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 07:21 PM (/U27+)

31 I am so freakin; tired of these people parading their kinks/deviancy. What is so hard about being normal?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2021 07:19 PM (bDqIh)

They don't want to be normal. They want the world to look like them because maybe then the vast gaping emptiness inside would fill up with something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:21 PM (kBuGL)

32 What is so hard about being normal?

Well it used to be easy to shock the squares and put a thumb in mom's eye. Funny hair, a punk tee shirt, an ear piercing, a tat.

Nowadays the pastor rides a motorcycle up the center aisle of church looking like that, so you gotta work harder.

The idea that dressing well, being respectful, hard working, and decent would shock people and stand out is unthinkable, of course.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 07:21 PM (KZzsI)

33 My dogs run so much they do their own pedicures.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 07:21 PM (6vyWO)

34 Awful non nooders

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2021 07:21 PM (EZebt)

35 I am so freakin; tired of these people parading their kinks/deviancy. What is so hard about being normal?

Normal requires accepting responsibilities.

Posted by: Toni at October 06, 2021 07:21 PM (PgM6e)

36 What is so hard about being normal?
Posted by: Lizzy

You don't get many clicks or likes if you're normal. If you ain't marginalized, you ain't nothin.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2021 07:21 PM (OX9vb)

37 Squirrel stuffing little squirrel in the box was cute.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2021 07:22 PM (0OP+5)

38 quokka wanna juggle?

https://tinyurl.com/nxszcvc4

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2021 07:23 PM (bDqIh)

39 34 Awful non nooders
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2021 07:21 PM (EZebt)

Hey, I nooded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:23 PM (kBuGL)

40 An absolute tragedy: They are moving Star Trek to midnight. How can they do that to us?
Posted by: Mookie at October 06, 2021 07:13 PM (u+Y3T

===
I've been watching on Prime

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2021 07:23 PM (EZebt)

41 MLB playoffs already? Did the Pirates make it?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I slay me.

Off to bed I go. Work tomorrow. I'll be up at 0300 and will jab the ONT with a sharp pointy stick.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 06, 2021 07:20 PM (QFVV9)

Guess they need better steroids.

Less than five years before they're renamed Undocumented Merchant Shipmates.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2021 07:23 PM (owdWk)

42 Seriously though, it's probably just on account of being tired and not thinking clearly but I'm gonna temporarily switch my preferred fantasy from "I'm the Norse god of technology and hot naked gladiatrices fight duels to gain my favor" to "I'm a capybara and hot naked gladiatrices scratch my luxurious fur with those little metal things."

(...when Cafe and ONT collide!)

Posted by: CppThis at October 06, 2021 07:24 PM (UewuT)

43 I see that paragon of virtue, the "moderate" Merrick Garland that nobody could possibly have any objections to when Obama nominated him to SCOTUS, has a daughter who is married to a guy who founded a company that sells CRT materials to schools.

The same schools where parents have been objecting to having the racist CRT brainwashing shoved down their kids' throats, and that Merrick Garland threatened to sic DOJ lawyers on for objecting to the CRT garbage -- the same garbage his son-in-law sells to those same schools.

Garland never mentioned his obvious conflict on interest when he sent his letter to parents, threatening to prosecute them for objecting to the CRT bullshit materials that his son-in-law sells to schools.

But Garland is totes impartial and ethical, naturally!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2021 07:24 PM (k4dH2)

44 Dodgers' Justin Turner went to high school at Mayfair High School, which is located in my home town. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:24 PM (L2ZTs)

45 Wow, 53% chance of rain here in Central Calif on Friday.

If it does rain? That will literally be the first rain THIS YEAR.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2021 07:24 PM (oHd/0)

46 Re Germans from last thread

The quip is that they are either at your throat, or at your feet.

I think I first heard that from Barzini's book The Europeans.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 06, 2021 07:20 PM (Qx0Oe)

===
Don't know their own history.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2021 07:24 PM (EZebt)

47 Awful non nooders
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2021 07:21 PM (EZebt)

There was definitely a nood announced. I saw I and scurried here post haste!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:24 PM (mZUr4)

48 *waves to Toni* I have a great story for you. Email in the morning

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 07:25 PM (6vyWO)

49 Star Trek episode A Private Little War is playing now. Nancy Kovak my vote for hottest Star Trek dame.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 06, 2021 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

50 Mind if we continue the "Germans vs the world" discussion?

"Everything would be so much better if we could run it!" - Gemans

"Why don't you assholes sit the fcuk down and shut the fcuk up?" - Gen Patton

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:25 PM (L2ZTs)

51 The Rifleman?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:18 PM (kBuGL)

The Rifleman killed some young people in Tourist Trap. No jury woulda convicted, had he just spared Tanya Roberts and the other hot chick.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 06, 2021 07:25 PM (uhPTO)

52 Dodgers' Justin Turner went to high school at Mayfair High School, which is located in my home town. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:24 PM (L2ZTs)

Nice. That and $2 will get you a soda somewhere!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:26 PM (mZUr4)

53 I am shocked!

"Facebook Whistleblower Will Reportedly Meet With January 6 Committee."

Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2021 07:26 PM (NpAcC)

54 Doof, God knows I've tried

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

55 Awful non nooders
Posted by: S



in fairness, the "nood" is the secnd most embarrassing commnt

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 06, 2021 07:26 PM (BfTqw)

56 Mind if we continue the "Germans vs the world" discussion?

I'd rather not. I was told I can't read. Sigh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2021 07:26 PM (Xrfse)

57 49 Star Trek episode A Private Little War is playing now. Nancy Kovak my vote for hottest Star Trek dame.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 06, 2021 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

Everything is a metaphor for Vietnam, man!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:27 PM (kBuGL)

58 Dodgers' Justin Turner went to high school at Mayfair High School, which is located in my home town. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:24 PM (L2ZTs)

Does everyone in your town look like homeless bums?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2021 07:27 PM (owdWk)

59 Thank you for the otter, Ace.


Off to dinner with #1 son. Love to you all!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2021 07:27 PM (U2p+3)

60 Squirrel stuffing little squirrel in the box was cute.
Posted by: Eromero

Sorta like putting a toddler to bed. It's tiring.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2021 07:27 PM (iorxD)

61 I think Garland is sufficiently evil that he'd want to stomp on parents even if he didn't have the financial incentive.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 06, 2021 07:27 PM (OU6jH)

62 I've been watching on Prime.


I'm done with evil Amazon. Plus there is something appealing about the nightly episode that you don't just choose from a list.

Posted by: Mookie at October 06, 2021 07:27 PM (u+Y3T)

63 Garland never mentioned his obvious conflict on interest when he sent his letter to parents, threatening to prosecute them for objecting to the CRT bullshit materials that his son-in-law sells to schools.

But Garland is totes impartial and ethical, naturally!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

He thought it was a tax!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 07:27 PM (mD/uy)

64 Doof, God knows I've tried
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)

Don't give up!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:27 PM (mZUr4)

65 I've also read that while Germans as a whole (or at least, the older generation) have spent their entire lives apologizing for Hitler and the holocaust?

The Austrians have never felt any such compunction. Rather their attitude is, "eh, things got messed up. Whatever."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)

66 Squirrel stuffing little squirrel in the box was cute.
Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2021 07:22 PM (0OP+5)
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It was. But that looked like a bluebird box. I've never knowing a squirrel to go in one of those before. The squirrels in my backyard live high up in the trees in big shaggy nests.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2021 07:28 PM (wyw4S)

67 Burt: uh no. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

68 Off to dinner with #1 son. Love to you all!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2021 07:27 PM (U2p+3)

Enjoy, Birthday Girl!!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:28 PM (mZUr4)

69 49 Star Trek episode A Private Little War is playing now. Nancy Kovak my vote for hottest Star Trek dame.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 06, 2021 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

Nice choice, mine is still Yeoman Barrows.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:28 PM (kBuGL)

70 Stop motion on 'Old Saint Dick' shows pistol is airbrushed out at end of confrontation.
(just before he turns back to his car)

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 07:29 PM (fv0Fk)

71 Notorious BFD: you can if you try!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)

72 61 Evil is why he got the job, but now he gets a payoff for the Becky

Posted by: CN at October 06, 2021 07:29 PM (ONvIw)

73 Have a great dinner with your son, nurse!

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2021 07:29 PM (wyw4S)

74
There was definitely a nood announced. I saw I and scurried here post haste!
Posted by: Doof



Did you know that your name spelled backwards is Food?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 07:29 PM (NIJCu)

75 What's sad about the German response to Hitler is that burying it just ensures that it'll happen again. Because now Nazi stuff is forbidden knowledge and thus irresistible to the angry youth.

Charlie Chaplin et al had the right idea: make fun of them.

Posted by: CppThis at October 06, 2021 07:29 PM (UewuT)

76 Happy birthday, Nurse

Posted by: CN at October 06, 2021 07:29 PM (ONvIw)

77 Nancy Kovak my vote for hottest Star Trek dame.


She's definitely in the top 3.

Posted by: Mookie at October 06, 2021 07:29 PM (u+Y3T)

78 Did you watch the lottery-winner Columbo on the weekend, Ace?

If you did, especially if you still have free access to the video to check, there was an uncredited role despite having several lines of a servant at the party wearing 18th Century dress and wig who answers the phone and calls Rip Torn over to answer it; and who pointed out Rip Torn dressed as George III to Columbo after he crashed the costume party. It's about 45 minutes in on my with-TV-ads copy so about 35 minutes into the show I'd guess.

Did he seem really, really familiar to you?? I thought he might have been a young Jeffrey Tambor but I don't think their chins match but I'm sure I've seen him before!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 06, 2021 07:30 PM (UHVv4)

79 Burt: uh no. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:28 PM (L2ZTs)

Sorry, he's got to be one of the 10 ugliest humans on the planet.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2021 07:30 PM (owdWk)

80 75 What's sad about the German response to Hitler is that burying it just ensures that it'll happen again. Because now Nazi stuff is forbidden knowledge and thus irresistible to the angry youth.

Charlie Chaplin et al had the right idea: make fun of them.
Posted by: CppThis at October 06, 2021 07:29 PM (UewuT)

This is not far wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:30 PM (kBuGL)

81 Class action lawsuit being filed against Dominion saying it is usurping the government's obligations wrt elections.

Which seems pretty obvious. AZ lawmakers didn't even have the passwords.

Dershowitz is one of the lawyers. Might get interesting.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 07:30 PM (AwPyG)

82 street tatted bum? kinda like Molina ? like that ?

Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 06, 2021 07:31 PM (oSX/P)

83 *waves at Ben Had*
Looking forward to your email!

Posted by: Toni at October 06, 2021 07:31 PM (PgM6e)

84 Notorious BFD: you can if you try!

It's no use. I've been chastised and I can't get up. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2021 07:31 PM (Xrfse)

85 80 Hard to make fun of mass murder

Posted by: CN at October 06, 2021 07:31 PM (ONvIw)

86 Notorious BFD, your Chastise Alert bracelet is in the mail!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)

87 Hell, youtube has banned the swastika (even when a video is discussing German WWII equipment.)

Willful ignorance? Meet Censorship. I'm sure you'll have stupid children.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:32 PM (kBuGL)

88 Have a great dinner with your son, nurse!
Posted by: bluebell

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at October 06, 2021 07:32 PM (arJlL)

89 Posted by: Doof


Did you know that your name spelled backwards is Food?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 07:29 PM (NIJCu)

Yup. Unintended but not complaining. I like food.

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:33 PM (mZUr4)

90 Little squirrel does the same thing little humans do when they don't want to go--they become inert dead weight.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 07:33 PM (AwPyG)

91 Charlie Chaplin et al had the right idea: make fun of them.
Posted by: CppThis at October 06, 2021 07:29 PM (UewuT)

This is not far wrong.


America made a huge mistake when instead of mocking islam as the creepy little death cult that it is, we elevated it to one of the world's "great religions". How has groveling worked out?

Posted by: Mookie at October 06, 2021 07:33 PM (u+Y3T)

92 CIA have fucked up so badly, they're completely compromised. They're losing in country informants by the boatload.

A cable sent to all stations reveals their communication network was hacked by China and Iran. Their tradecraft is shit. They're overly trusting of sources. They're prioritizing getting info over being secure. They've had multiple Americans turn traitor. AND rival countries are using their tech to uncover, follow, and identify contacts and spies better than we are.

https://bit.ly/3moThQg

Posted by: bonhomme at October 06, 2021 07:34 PM (i0wNm)

93 0:09

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 07:34 PM (fv0Fk)

94 It's no use. I've been chastised and I can't get up. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2021 07:31 PM (Xrfse)
---------

I've taught five kids how to read. We can do this!

*runs off to the attic to dig out the ol' homeschool books *

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2021 07:34 PM (wyw4S)

95 A young Terri Garr was pretty cute in the last episode, trying to spin off Assignment Earth as a series.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 07:34 PM (KZzsI)

96

Kellogg's and Wendy's are teaming up for the Frosty Chocolatey Cereal. The two brands announced the dessert turned breakfast meal on Tuesday - but consumers will have to wait until December to take a spoonful of the chocolatey collaboration, when it's set to hit retailers' shelves nationwide.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2021 07:34 PM (63Dwl)

97 85 80 Hard to make fun of mass murder
Posted by: CN at October 06, 2021 07:31 PM (ONvIw)

Anything can be made fun of. However, I will admit it is hard to come up with a quip about the Cambodian Killing Fields, Cultural Revolution, Stalin's Purges or the Holocaust. It is kind of s situational thing.

I have been becoming more and more viscerally opposed to PC- even if I do not want to indulge personally, if you understand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:35 PM (kBuGL)

98 Card pitcher snags a comebacker or it just hit his glove, not sure, but it was smokin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 06, 2021 07:35 PM (r5BVk)

99 They've had multiple Americans turn traitor.

And that's excluding the current junta.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2021 07:35 PM (Xrfse)

100 Another product I have no reason to buy.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 07:35 PM (JtCHm)

101 America made a huge mistake when instead of mocking islam as the creepy little death cult that it is, we elevated it to one of the world's "great religions". How has groveling worked out?
Posted by: Mookie at October 06, 2021 07:33 PM (u+Y3T)

In fairness, we haven't yet tried groveling while not also bombing the shit out of innocent and guilty muzzies indiscriminately.

So I don't think we have any objective data that groveling alone would NOT work.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2021 07:35 PM (owdWk)

102 bluebell has the best homeschool books!

- "Mathematics for Real Men And Women"
- "Civics & Government The Way They Oughta Be"
- "Growing Up With Guns The Way God Wants You To"

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:36 PM (L2ZTs)

103 95 A young Terri Garr was pretty cute in the last episode, trying to spin off Assignment Earth as a series.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 07:34 PM (KZzsI)

Young Frankenstein is on Prime, btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:36 PM (kBuGL)

104 Yeoman Colter. It is known.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 06, 2021 07:36 PM (k2yk7)

105 A young Terri Garr was pretty cute in the last episode, trying to spin off Assignment Earth as a series.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 07:34 PM (KZzsI)

Also cute in Mr Mom.

220. 221. Whatever it takes

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:36 PM (mZUr4)

106 They've had multiple Americans turn traitor.


But enough about the left.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 07:36 PM (mD/uy)

107 nice knockers

Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 06, 2021 07:36 PM (oSX/P)

108 >>>78 Did you watch the lottery-winner Columbo on the weekend, Ace?

yes, I did. I didn't notice the Jeffrey Tambour looking guy.

I'm watching a boring one called "Undercover" which is not really a proper Columbo episode, but a standard police procedural rewritten for columbo. It's a literal treasure hunt.

Posted by: ace at October 06, 2021 07:37 PM (0G13K)

109
Kellogg's and Wendy's are teaming up for the Frosty Chocolatey Cereal. The two brands announced the dessert turned breakfast meal on Tuesday - but consumers will have to wait until December to take a spoonful of the chocolatey collaboration, when it's set to hit retailers' shelves nationwide.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Sounds like Garbage.

2. They should've gone with Pop Tarts + Wendys.

Doesn't Kellogg's own Pop Tarts?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 07:37 PM (NIJCu)

110 Bertram: sounds like the next Kaboom!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

111 Squirrel stuffing little squirrel in the box was cute.
Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2021 07:22 PM (0OP+5)
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It was. But that looked like a bluebird box. I've never knowing a squirrel to go in one of those before. The squirrels in my backyard live high up in the trees in big shaggy nests.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2021 07:28 PM
Oh yeah, that's what they do kick out the bluebird. But most of the time nest high up or sometimes nest in knotholes.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2021 07:37 PM (0OP+5)

112 nurse ratched

Happy Birthday! ♬ And many more. ♩

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2021 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

113 >>America made a huge mistake when instead of mocking islam as the creepy little death cult that it is, we elevated it to one of the world's "great religions". How has groveling worked out?


"Yeah, about that mocking idea . ."
-- Charlie Hebdo

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2021 07:37 PM (bDqIh)

114 Charlie Chaplin et al had the right idea: make fun of them.

The French Response at first. That's not gonna' work either.

You can mock the school bus bully, the entire time he's breaking your nose, all you want as long as you can talk through the blood. The After School Specials show the bully stopping, while the kids rally around the clever bleeder who makes a nice speech.

That's bullshit. In real life, bully just keeps on punching. And walks off the bus with the pretty little blonde girl.

Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 07:37 PM (1Vt4p)

115 Ben Had

♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ ♪

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2021 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

116 107 nice knockers
Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 06, 2021 07:36 PM (oSX/P)

*golfclap*
*pedant glasses* Just watched this the other night: 'What Knockers!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 06, 2021 07:38 PM (kBuGL)

117 Their tradecraft is shit. They're overly trusting of sources.

I think they are lazy and trying to do things on the cheap so they hire contractors and stupid crap like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

118 In the same Quimpeeass poll

57% support the 3.5 trillion plan

seems legit

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2021 07:38 PM (us2H3)

119 65 Germans and Austrians. A German would say the situation is serious, but not hopeless. An Austrian, the situation is hopeless, but not serious.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2021 07:38 PM (C1Lsn)

120 I've taught five kids how to read. We can do this!

Can we start with Green Eggs and Ham?

Hope you are well, my friend.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2021 07:38 PM (Xrfse)

121 Soothsayer, no THIS sounds like Garbage:

https://youtu.be/2GhPUAVgHZc

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:38 PM (L2ZTs)

122 So, Biden can't even shuffle to the oval anymore. They had to construct a digital oval office studio. But the stupid millennials running the show cant get the seasons right for the window.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2021 07:38 PM (0ryfU)

123
Well it used to be easy to shock the squares and put a thumb in mom's eye. Funny hair, a punk tee shirt, an ear piercing, a tat.

__________

We sit by and watch the barbarian. We tolerate him in the long stretches of peace, we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence; his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creed refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond, and on these faces there are no smiles.

Hilaire Belloc

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 07:38 PM (/U27+)

124 @97

I heard a screenwriter explain that there were certain situations where you couldn't write jokes--they called it a "Bono," which means the same as "dead spot."

Sonny Bono had a restaurant on Melrose, and after he died a bunch of different people tried to run a new restaurant there, but it never worked. So that's why

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 07:39 PM (AwPyG)

125 That dog biting the passing the cars is just the canine version of "head crusher". I'm biting your car, and I bite your car.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 07:39 PM (Qa/tj)

126 walk this way.

Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 06, 2021 07:39 PM (oSX/P)

127 Yeoman Colter. It is known.
Posted by: Common Tater

Janice Rand

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 07:39 PM (mD/uy)

128 61 I think Garland is sufficiently evil that he'd want to stomp on parents even if he didn't have the financial incentive.
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No doubt, but as a lawyer Garland has an express ethical duty to disclose conflicts of interest, and to recuse himself from participating in matters relating to his conflict.

He failed to disclose his son-in-law's financial interest in the pushing the CRT materials on schools, and he failed to recuse himself. Instead, he stepped right into the middle of it, with a public warning to parents who dare to object to the CRT crap -- the same CRT materials his son-in-law sells to schools.

Garland's behavior is grossly unethical. And this man heads the federal law enforcement agency, and was once nominated to be on the Supreme Court! There is no excuse for this kind of conduct. It is outrageous.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2021 07:39 PM (k4dH2)

129 What is so hard about being normal?
Posted by: Lizzy

I have long held belief that normal is boring, sanity is overrated and the color beige should be eradicated. These creatures seem to take that far more seriously than is healthy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 06, 2021 07:39 PM (Vxu+H)

130 Garland's behavior is grossly unethical. And this man heads the federal law enforcement agency, and was once nominated to be on the Supreme Court! There is no excuse for this kind of conduct. It is outrageous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
___

Yet, nothing will happen to him.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 07:40 PM (JtCHm)

131 The dude(?) with the pacifier is just using it as a cock placeholder.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 06, 2021 07:40 PM (WmGrA)

132
no THIS sounds like Garbage:

https://youtu.be/2GhPUAVgHZc

;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


Better than Hole.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 07:40 PM (NIJCu)

133 walk this way.
Posted by: memin_pinguin

If I walk that way, I'll hurt myself.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 07:40 PM (mD/uy)

134 Soothsayer, no THIS sounds like Garbage:

https://youtu.be/2GhPUAVgHZc

;-)
Posted by: q


if you are going to do that do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBFOJ3R0M4

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 06, 2021 07:41 PM (BfTqw)

135 {{{SMH}}}
* Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2021 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

136 NaCly, dearest.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 07:41 PM (6vyWO)

137 Terri Gar guest starred as Phoebe's mom in Friends. It was great--they are so much alike.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 07:41 PM (AwPyG)

138 Hi Salty.

Hi Ben Had.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 07:42 PM (JtCHm)

139 61 I think Garland is sufficiently evil that he'd want to stomp on parents even if he didn't have the financial incentive.

I have no doubt that he's a sexual deviant involving children.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 06, 2021 07:42 PM (cSyAR)

140 Another product I have no reason to buy.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 07:35 PM (JtCHm)

Howdy SMH. Was disappointed at the critical comments hurled at you about your question to Catholic Hordelings on a recent Art Thread. Totally undeserved. Hope you weren't too upset. I'm in your corner - for whatever it's worth.

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:42 PM (mZUr4)

141 Yet, nothing will happen to him.
___________

Of course it won't. Everybody in this administration is a crook, starting with Joe "10% for the Big Guy" Biden.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2021 07:42 PM (k4dH2)

142 c5, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)

143 Thanks, Doof, it's all good.

I'm just more circumspect when it comes to commenting here from now on.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 07:43 PM (JtCHm)

144 Hope you are well, my friend.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2021 07:38 PM (Xrfse)
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Doing as well as possible. I've started a 54-day rosary novena that this vaccine mandate falls through. Got a bunch of family members affected by it.

How are you, Sam I am?

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2021 07:43 PM (wyw4S)

145 thanks!
Posted by: qd


Posted by: confederatefifth at October 06, 2021 07:43 PM (BfTqw)

146 Joe Mama, + 1,000

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 07:43 PM (6vyWO)

147 97 It's usually in poor taste to make fun of mass murder Chaplin probably did not understand where the great dictator was headed and it could still be funny. I am more in favor of naming evil evil and not try to masquerade it as clowning or sick. It's easy to discount the actions of clowns and sick people, but evil, no. It needs to be clear out loud and clear and not be allowed to be attributed to incompetence either.

Trannies are ill and delusional, Garland and Milley are evil.

Posted by: CN at October 06, 2021 07:44 PM (ONvIw)

148 Sneeze scaring the cat into the pool cracked me up!

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 07:44 PM (Qa/tj)

149
So TRAPT...
WTF is this faggits problem? Shitty music never heard of him. Shits on the Left and Right. Piles on White People threatening to dox them all on Gab if they don't worship him. Says everybody hates White People and we have no clue how bad it really is (we do). Makes the Conservative Case for the Tower of Babel in America with Whites as the subhuman rung. Half Mexican and Half White and of fucking course doesn't claim is White Half (none of them do because it's bad).
Just

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 06, 2021 07:44 PM (jaMw1)

150 Love the links to Garbage!! One of my all time favorite bands!!!

A great song most have never heard. Track 1 from their debut album...
https://youtu.be/qRdZ1eEciQ4

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:45 PM (mZUr4)

151 "Yeah, about that mocking idea . ."
-- Charlie Hebdo
Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2021 07:37 PM (bDqIh)
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Deport them, jail them, shoot them.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 07:46 PM (fv0Fk)

152 I think Garland is sufficiently evil that he'd want to stomp on parents even if he didn't have the financial incentive.


Show me anyone that is still in DC - other than with the express goal of burning it down. Now tell me why I should trust them - with anything ?

Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 07:46 PM (1Vt4p)

153 Pfizer whistleblower posts memo from "corporate" saying "we want to avoid the information on the fetal cells floating out there"

project veritas, or see @pepelivesmatter on gab.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 07:46 PM (AwPyG)

154 How are you, Sam I am?

Heh. Doing okay, all things considered. Adding my prayers to your novena. I always enjoy our occasional exchange. God bless!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2021 07:46 PM (Xrfse)

155 Thanks, Doof, it's all good.

I'm just more circumspect when it comes to commenting here from now on.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 07:43 PM (JtCHm)

"Don't let the bastards grind you down"

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:46 PM (mZUr4)

156 I thought they were scratching their beavers until the end and noticed they were capybaras.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 07:47 PM (Qa/tj)

157
I just got some new protein shake powder.
Germanchökolätekäke

Tastes good...because it's loaded with sugar and fat.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 07:47 PM (NIJCu)

158 Rittenhouse Rye, FTW!

Two Manhattans, one Sazerac. Time to let the shit-talking commence.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 06, 2021 07:47 PM (TSSas)

159 Remember the Donald Duck cartoon about Hitler?

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 07:47 PM (AwPyG)

160 I'm not down, Doof, lol.

Just more...aware...of some things.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 07:48 PM (JtCHm)

161 I always enjoy our occasional exchange. God bless!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2021 07:46 PM (Xrfse)
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As do I, and same to you! We all need all the blessings.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2021 07:48 PM (wyw4S)

162
I shall be calling you Food, from now on.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 07:49 PM (NIJCu)

163 or this,

https://youtu.be/3ppiohVRZ0s

is it irnic that the best music from a decde of garbage is from a band with the name garbage?

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 06, 2021 07:49 PM (BfTqw)

164 That Hall and Nails mashup in the sidebar is awesome.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 06, 2021 07:50 PM (RrtlF)

165 Rittenhouse Rye, FTW!

Two Manhattans, one Sazerac. Time to let the shit-talking commence.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 06, 2021 07:47 PM (TSSas)

Very nice. Rittenhouse is a great 100 poof rye at a great price.

Try an American Trilogy. I just discovered it and it's quite yummy. Rye, Apple brandy, orange bitters, simple syrup from sugar in the raw.

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:50 PM (mZUr4)

166
"Doing as well as possible. I've started a 54-day rosary novena that this vaccine mandate falls through. Got a bunch of family members affected by it."

Hey bluebell, would you mind sending me the novena? I'll be happy to pray with you.

Posted by: Moki at October 06, 2021 07:50 PM (JrN/x)

167 McCain -- Managing to suck some crooked dick while moldering in the grave.

That takes major talent.

Evening, y'all. That dog did more pushups than me today. Well, it would only take one to win.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 06, 2021 07:50 PM (F0YaR)

168 Doof, are we talking about the catholic church that collects tythes from a billion people, and collects money from the government to feed and house illegals. Disclaimer-lapsed catholic.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 07:50 PM (6vyWO)

169 Yeoman Colt was played by Laurel Goodwin in the pilot. She's the gal who at the end of the episode impertinently asked Capt. Pike who he had planned on banging when the Talosians had the females imprisoned with him.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 06, 2021 07:51 PM (k2yk7)

170 Todd >> Brandon

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 06, 2021 07:51 PM (F0YaR)

171 Hey bluebell, would you mind sending me the novena? I'll be happy to pray with you.
Posted by: Moki at October 06, 2021 07:50 PM (JrN/x)
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I will!

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2021 07:51 PM (wyw4S)

172 Let's go, Brandon!

Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2021 07:52 PM (6RgRK)

173 Critics are asking what Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg is doing about the congestion of cargo ships at the ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach, as investigators point to a cargo ship's anchor as a likely cause of a recent oil spill in the area.

https://tinyurl.com/ykhfwp7a

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 07:52 PM (JtCHm)

174 159 Russia banned it for awhile as it " incited hatred " look for Garland and Biden to ban ridicule.

Posted by: CN at October 06, 2021 07:52 PM (ONvIw)

175 That Hall and Nails mashup in the sidebar is awesome.
Posted by: M


the best is right around 1 min in

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 06, 2021 07:52 PM (BfTqw)

176 Let's go, Brandon!

Yes!

Posted by: Arkansas Brandon Baby at October 06, 2021 07:53 PM (Xrfse)

177 I shall be calling you Food, from now on.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 07:49 PM (NIJCu)

I've been called worse!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:53 PM (mZUr4)

178 I thought the squirrel feeder was funny.

Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2021 07:53 PM (6RgRK)

179 Doof, are we talking about the catholic church that collects tythes from a billion people, and collects money from the government to feed and house illegals. Disclaimer-lapsed catholic.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 07:50 PM (6vyWO)

That the one!!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:54 PM (mZUr4)

180 Try an American Trilogy.

.....

Will Calvados work? I've got a Demerara syrup prepared as well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 06, 2021 07:54 PM (TSSas)

181 SMH, LOL like a loon at that one. Just desserts for CA.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 07:54 PM (6vyWO)

182 >>I have long held belief that normal is boring, sanity is overrated and the color beige should be eradicated.

Heh. Not saying embrace bland, just enough with the intentional, in your face performative weirdness.

Went to a botanical garden with my parents recently. This is a happy place for them, as they are avid gardners and have not gotten out much since covid started due to age and comormidities. We passed a transwoman in a small garden, just standing in the path smiling, waiting to be noticed. No biggie. Came upon him later while admiring a lilly pond. Parents were sitting taking it in while I tried to get a decent picture. Then I noticed transdude sitting on the bench in the background of my shot, big grin, so I moved to a different angle. Then I noticed he's in a mini skirt with legs open. Wtf. Got my parents out of there. Foryunately they were oblivious to the show/provocation. The more I thought about it the angrier I got. This f#cker wanted to spoil a perfectly lovely morning at a most beautuful, peaceful place.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2021 07:54 PM (bDqIh)

183
I will!
Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2021 07:51 PM (wyw4S)

{{{{bluebel!!!}}}} Thanks sweet one!

Hope you and yours are doing good!!!

Posted by: Moki at October 06, 2021 07:54 PM (JrN/x)

184 this was good but not enough to save the 90S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwvEYtzV23k

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 06, 2021 07:56 PM (BfTqw)

185
Doof, are we talking about the catholic church that collects tythes from a billion people, and collects money from the government to feed and house illegals. Disclaimer-lapsed catholic.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 07:50 PM (6vyWO)

___________

*hands Ben Had "Past Due" notice*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 07:56 PM (/U27+)

186 Hope you and yours are doing good!!!
Posted by: Moki at October 06, 2021 07:54 PM (JrN/x)
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We are, thank you, and I hope you and your family are well too.

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2021 07:56 PM (wyw4S)

187 This f#cker wanted to spoil a perfectly lovely morning at a most beautiful, peaceful place.
Posted by: Lizzy

It's what the left does Lizzy. They always tear down, never build up.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 07:56 PM (mD/uy)

188 Terri Gar guest starred as Phoebe's mom in Friends. It was great--they are so much alike.

Except for how Terri Garr is really pretty and Phoebe looks like the south end of a northbound Mandrill

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2021 07:56 PM (KZzsI)

189 Strong wxmxyn complains to her boss that her boyfriend is abusive. Boss doesn't care. Why would he? So she writes a book about what bad people they are.

The thrust of Grisham's piece was that, even though she informed Trump and first lady Melania Trump that her relationship with Miller had turned abusive, "they didn't seem to care."


Have any of these inside the Trump WH tell alls sold more than a dozen copies?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2021 07:57 PM (0ryfU)

190 Nice capybara!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 06, 2021 07:57 PM (OssQ4)

191 https://tinyurl.com/ykhfwp7a
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 07:52 PM (JtCHm)


I grew up in HB and remember the lit up ocean oil rigs there and LB. Fag boy has no idea wth is going on. What a disgrace.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2021 07:57 PM (iorxD)

192
Garland's behavior is grossly unethical.

Brandon will probably put him on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2021 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

193 Nice capybara!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

Thanks! I've just had it stuffed.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 07:58 PM (mD/uy)

194 173 Critics are asking what Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg is doing about the congestion of cargo ships at the ports...
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Don't bother him, he's pregnant.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 07:58 PM (fv0Fk)

195 I'm watching a boring one called "Undercover" which is not really a proper Columbo episode, but a standard police procedural rewritten for Columbo. It's a literal treasure hunt.
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The network here is showing them in order so that one isn't for another three weeks or so. I'll keep an eye out for it as a stinker then.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 06, 2021 08:00 PM (UHVv4)

196
Have any of these inside the Trump WH tell alls sold more than a dozen copies?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 06, 2021 07:57 PM (0ryfU)

To the Daily Mail?

Posted by: Moki at October 06, 2021 08:00 PM (JrN/x)

197 We're not back in the office yet, but COVID is now starting on a tear through the jabbed among us at work - after months and months of basically nobody getting it, or at least not knowing they got it.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at October 06, 2021 08:00 PM (GvumD)

198 Bats! O frabjous day! We have bats!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2021 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

199 Obama gave the CCP al l of our CIA contacts. Same circus, different day

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at October 06, 2021 08:01 PM (b+v9B)

200 Watch out, he's capybara of anything.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 06, 2021 08:01 PM (mNhhD)

201 >>> 197 We're not back in the office yet, but COVID is now starting on a tear through the jabbed among us at work - after months and months of basically nobody getting it, or at least not knowing they got it.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at October 06, 2021 08:00 PM (GvumD)

It's because of you unvaxxed people!!!

Posted by: Karen #19537162 at October 06, 2021 08:01 PM (ACi07)

202 Damn, that dude whacking the dude with the helmet brings back some memories. A dude I know got jumped by a few dudes as he was getting off his harley. He beat one of the dudes pretty bad with his helmet and that dude ended up with some brain damage. He still ain't right, and this was years ago.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2021 08:02 PM (VwHCD)

203 We're charging along, bluebell!

Posted by: Moki at October 06, 2021 08:02 PM (JrN/x)

204 Obama gave the CCP al l of our CIA contacts. Same circus, different day
Posted by: J


it was the iranians, then they shared with the chinese

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 06, 2021 08:02 PM (BfTqw)

205 127 Yeoman Colter. It is known.
Posted by: Common Tater

Janice Rand
Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 07:39 PM (mD/uy)

Green Alien Dancer...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2021 08:02 PM (oHd/0)

206 someone should do a flick about the leftist process of combing thru law schools to find candidates for a lifetime of grooming

teach them how to pretend to be very moderate until in their final placement and then boom

or even better, convince people that you are somewhat conservative until you get on the SCOTUS

this is what Garland is so pissed about

all those years pretending

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2021 08:02 PM (us2H3)

207
174 159 Russia banned it for awhile as it " incited hatred " look for Garland and Biden to ban ridicule.
Posted by: CN


They're trying to do that right now with The Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2021 08:04 PM (63Dwl)

208 206 Actually the grooming and pretending is real.

Posted by: CN at October 06, 2021 08:04 PM (ONvIw)

209 That Halls n Nails vid...

There was a small piece of Iron Maiden in there.

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at October 06, 2021 08:04 PM (8ft+D)

210 >>> Damn, that dude whacking the dude with the helmet brings back some memories. A dude I know got jumped by a few dudes as he was getting off his harley. He beat one of the dudes pretty bad with his helmet and that dude ended up with some brain damage. He still ain't right, and this was years ago.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2021 08:02 PM (VwHCD)


The guy with the helmet in the vid didn't even hit the other one very hard. But side concussions are weird. They can switch a person right off sometimes.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 08:04 PM (Qa/tj)

211 VJ strikes again, I have forgotten about her

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at October 06, 2021 08:05 PM (b+v9B)

212 terri garr finally got the hook

Posted by: REDACTED at October 06, 2021 08:05 PM (us2H3)

213 199 Deadly evil.

Posted by: CN at October 06, 2021 08:05 PM (ONvIw)

214 Hadrian, I find G-D every morning when the sun rises, every time I feel the gift of life in a bred mare, every time I place a needle to end the pain and suffering of a beloved animal. I owe nothing to a church that left it's flock afloat in it's greatest hour of need.



Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 08:05 PM (6vyWO)

215 I don't give a fuck about the FBI
I don't give a fuck about the CIA
I don't give a fuck about cash on a string
I don't give a fuck about anything
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: Drerbrerard at October 06, 2021 08:06 PM (FeRav)

216 The guy with the helmet in the vid didn't even hit the other one very hard. But side concussions are weird. They can switch a person right off sometimes.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 08:04 PM (Qa/tj)

Not to mention that the helmets are pretty hard. Kind of like a hollow bowling ball.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2021 08:07 PM (VwHCD)

217 Hadrian, I find G-D every morning when the sun rises, every time I feel the gift of life in a bred mare, every time I place a needle to end the pain and suffering of a beloved animal. I owe nothing to a church that left it's flock afloat in it's greatest hour of need.



Posted by: Ben Had

Lovely words. No animals here, but I find G-D in so many things every day to be thankful for.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2021 08:08 PM (iorxD)

218
I owe nothing to a church that left it's flock afloat in it's greatest hour of need.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 08:05 PM (6vyWO)

__________

I think you'll find a lot of staunch regulars - not the usual bellyachers - infuriated at what's happened the last few years. My TLM parish has tripled in size since I joined but we're to be considered divisive. It's nuts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 08:10 PM (/U27+)

219 COVID is now starting on a tear through the jabbed among us at work

We're al gonna die!!! Wait, wut?

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 06, 2021 08:10 PM (Xrfse)

220 I nominate Kirk as the best-tasting human.

Though it should be added that he was the only human I was able to bite.

Posted by: The Mugato at October 06, 2021 08:10 PM (xxG/v)

221 John McCain had a foundation much like the Clinton Foundation. And much like the Clinton Foundation it was funded by wealthy donors that had at it's core George Soros. Another key source of funding was long time Clintonite Doug Band and his company TENEO.

Obama got his being boost in his Senate run and then the presidency from George Soros who in 2007 chose Obama over Clinton.

Soros was the organizing funder behind Daniel Jones and his attempt to bring down Trump after the election. Daniel Jones is an ex-FBI agent and also an ex-staffer for Diane Feinstein when she was the head of the Senate Armed Service Committee.

Almost exactly a year ago when all the experts said he was doing nothing John Durham started subpoenaing people for a grand jury in regard to the Alfa Bank hoax that resulted in an indictment of the lawyer for the Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC, Michael Sussmann, for lying to the FBI but the indictment was in reality a roadmap for a conspiracy. Also subpoenaed for a grand jury appearance at the same time were Daniel Jones and now Biden National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan.

Who did you think was paying for all of this?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2021 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

222 can it be real ?

Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 06, 2021 08:11 PM (oSX/P)

223 * hugs JackStraw so hard*

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 08:12 PM (6vyWO)

224 Hello, JackStraw.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2021 08:12 PM (47H9d)

225 Kellogg's and Wendy's are teaming up for the Frosty Chocolatey Cereal.

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"Chocolatey" anything is to chocolate what Aunt Jemima Syrup is to maple syrup.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2021 08:12 PM (VxC1e)

226 >>> Not to mention that the helmets are pretty hard. Kind of like a hollow bowling ball.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2021 08:07 PM (VwHCD)


My head went through a car driver-side window once and that put me out like a light. Doesn't take much impact force to break a car window from the inside out but that shut my brain down.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 08:13 PM (Qa/tj)

227 Who did you think was paying for all of this?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2021 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
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Darling!

Posted by: bluebell at October 06, 2021 08:13 PM (wyw4S)

228 Hi JackStraw!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 06, 2021 08:13 PM (bDqIh)

229 I feel kind of bad for Brandon. I mean, he didn't ask for any of this shit, as far as I know.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2021 08:13 PM (II3Gr)

230 Glad you're back, JackStraw.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)

231 Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2021 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

Good to see you here again.

Posted by: tbodie at October 06, 2021 08:14 PM (IkffI)

232 Hadrian, you and I are family . I did get a good laugh at the humor.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 08:14 PM (6vyWO)

233 I'm binge watching a show called Rust Valley Restorers. I've never been a muscle car buff but those cars were beautiful.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 06, 2021 08:14 PM (cSyAR)

234 JackStraw!!!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2021 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

235 Jack!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 08:14 PM (mD/uy)

236 Jake Sullivan is married to Margaret Goodlander, a former advisor to senators Joe Lieberman and John McCain and law clerk to Chief Judge Merrick Garland and Justice Stephen Breyer.

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2021 08:14 PM (iorxD)

237 I feel kind of bad for Brandon. I mean, he didn't ask for any of this shit, as far as I know.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2021 08:13 PM (II3Gr)

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Well, neither did Todd.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)

238 Watched Happy Death Day ...this better be good
Posted by: vmom
Just watched the trailer, looks a little ground hog day ish.

Posted by: MikeM at October 06, 2021 08:15 PM (5SG4R)

239 Most beautiful Star Trek is Celeste Yarnell, Yeoman Landon.

Posted by: CN at October 06, 2021 08:15 PM (ONvIw)

240 Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2021 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

Well Damn Son...

Good to see you in the neighborhood!


***Bro Hug***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 06, 2021 08:15 PM (BgMrQ)

241 237 I feel kind of bad for Brandon. I mean, he didn't ask for any of this shit, as far as I know.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2021 08:13 PM (II3Gr)

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Well, neither did Todd.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)

Fuckin' Todd...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2021 08:15 PM (II3Gr)

242 Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2021 08:10 PM

Well, I'll be dipped in bacon. That really you?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2021 08:15 PM (Xrfse)

243 Welcome back JackStraw. We were going to send hounds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2021 08:15 PM (VxC1e)

244 Mr. Straw... nice to see you again.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2021 08:16 PM (BFigT)

245 Hola, JackStraw, good to see you again!

Posted by: Infidel at October 06, 2021 08:16 PM (iorxD)

246
*hushed whispers*

It's Jack... JackStraw!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 08:16 PM (/U27+)

247 Side hugs only.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 06, 2021 08:17 PM (cSyAR)

248
We were going to send hounds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2021 08:15 PM (VxC1e)

_______

We're ready!

Posted by: Hadrian's Borzoi at October 06, 2021 08:17 PM (/U27+)

249 Well, neither did Todd.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)

Fuckin' Todd...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2021 08:15 PM (II3Gr)

Lol.

Posted by: tbodie at October 06, 2021 08:17 PM (IkffI)

250 I've got an infused 1:1 Demerara syrup that I simmered with a cracked nutmeg nut, 2 dozen clove studs, 10 whole allspice berries, and 2 cinnamon sticks for an hour.

If you don't make a batch of that shit and keep it on hand to mix into cocktails, dump into unsweetened tea, or glaze a ham with, you are missing out.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 06, 2021 08:18 PM (TSSas)

251 *hushed whispers*

It's Jack... JackStraw!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Ala the orchestra in Bug's "Leopold!"?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 08:19 PM (mD/uy)

252 Welcome back, Jack! Good to see you posting yet again.

As for the Star Trek babes, I have to go Voyager and Seven of Nine, though all of the originals are excellent choices. If only I could have bitten Miss Kovak instead of Kirk...

Posted by: The Mugato at October 06, 2021 08:19 PM (xxG/v)

253 Howdy SMH. Was disappointed at the critical comments hurled at you about your question to Catholic Hordelings on a recent Art Thread. Totally undeserved. Hope you weren't too upset. I'm in your corner - for whatever it's worth.
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2021 07:42 PM (mZUr4)

Hadrian, I find G-D every morning when the sun rises, every time I feel the gift of life in a bred mare, every time I place a needle to end the pain and suffering of a beloved animal. I owe nothing to a church that left it's flock afloat in it's greatest hour of need.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 08:05 PM (6vyWO)
Ben Had, you, nurse, and I will have quite the conversation on this topic at the MoMe. Pretty much agree completely with you.

Posted by: researchers at October 06, 2021 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

254 Bitter Clinger, I'd throw it in some tequila and be dancing on table tops in short order.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 08:19 PM (6vyWO)

255 I saw Demerara Syrup open for Def Leppard at the Cotton Bowl in 85.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:19 PM (kTF2Z)

256 off researcher nic

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2021 08:20 PM (sy5kK)

257
Almost exactly a year ago when all the experts said he was doing nothing John Durham started subpoenaing people for a grand jury in regard to the Alfa Bank hoax that resulted in an indictment of the lawyer for the Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC, Michael Sussmann, for lying to the FBI but the indictment was in reality a roadmap for a conspiracy.


All those people who said Durham was a fraud....boy, were they wrong!

Meanwhile, Brennan, Clapper, Page, Strokj, Ohr, McCabe, and obama are free and clear.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:20 PM (NIJCu)

258 Have a great night, everyone.

Enjoy!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 06, 2021 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

259 In fairness, we haven't yet tried groveling while not also bombing the shit out of innocent and guilty muzzies indiscriminately.

So I don't think we have any objective data that groveling alone would NOT work.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 06, 2021 07:35 PM (owdWk)

Innocent muslims are those who sit quietly and let the "guilty" ones terrorize us.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2021 08:20 PM (AOzvG)

260 I've got an infused 1:1 Demerara syrup that I simmered with a cracked nutmeg nut, 2 dozen clove studs, 10 whole allspice berries, and 2 cinnamon sticks for an hour.

If you don't make a batch of that shit and keep it on hand to mix into cocktails, dump into unsweetened tea, or glaze a ham with, you are missing out.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 06, 2021 08:18 PM (TSSas)


Sounds good. Maybe too much clove. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2021 08:20 PM (47H9d)

261 As for the Star Trek babes, I have to go Voyager and Seven of Nine, though all of the originals are excellent choices. If only I could have bitten Miss Kovak instead of Kirk...
Posted by: The Mugato at October 06, 2021 08:19 PM (xxG/v)

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I second Seven of Nine, though I never liked the way they did her hair. I liked the episodes where she got to wear it down.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 08:21 PM (CAJOC)

262
Green Alien Dancer...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2021 08:02 PM


Yvonne Craig

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2021 08:21 PM (DUIap)

263 I missed you, Jack, nice to see you around.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 06, 2021 08:21 PM (a4EWo)

264
Ala the orchestra in Bug's "Leopold!"?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 08:19 PM (mD/uy)

_________

It's a sad commentary that anyone watching that cartoon at the time knew who "Leopold" was. But now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 08:21 PM (/U27+)

265
I feel kind of bad for Brandon. I mean, he didn't ask for any of this shit, as far as I know.
Posted by: Insomniac


Fuck 'im.

It's War.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:21 PM (NIJCu)

266 *Throws an Ibizan in with Hadrian's Borzoi's.*

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 08:21 PM (6vyWO)

267 Welcome back, JackStraw!

Posted by: Toni at October 06, 2021 08:21 PM (PgM6e)

268 241 237 I feel kind of bad for Brandon. I mean, he didn't ask for any of this shit, as far as I know.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2021 08:13 PM (II3Gr)
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Well, neither did Todd.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)
Fuckin' Todd...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 06, 2021 08:15 PM (II3Gr)

Just like those women named Karen............. wrong name, wrong time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2021 08:22 PM (sy5kK)

269 Who did you think was paying for all of this?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2021 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
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It's about time.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:22 PM (fv0Fk)

270 221 Wish you well Jackstraw.
Nice surprise.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2021 08:22 PM (9hXN1)

271 "Meanwhile, Brennan, Clapper, Page, Strokj, Ohr, McCabe, and obama are free and clear."

Rumor has long been that Page has been giving state's evidence. Remember, she has a young family.

We think this, mainly because those famous texts were all linked to her side of the accounts.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:23 PM (AwPyG)

272 Run - don't walk - to buy this book:

https://tinyurl.com/259phphz

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2021 08:23 PM (cTqLg)

273
If only I could have bitten Miss Kovak instead of Kirk...
Posted by: The Mugato


She looked even better in Jason and the Argonauts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2021 08:23 PM (63Dwl)

274 Bitter Clinger, I'd throw it in some tequila and be dancing on table tops in short order.
Posted by: Ben Had

*scribbles notes*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 08:23 PM (mD/uy)

275
Who did you think was paying for all of this?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2021 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

He's BAACCKKK!

*insert thumbs up emoji here*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2021 08:24 PM (sy5kK)

276 There was a famous photo floating around conservative twitter, (before they were all purged,) of McCain boarding a Soros yacht to celebrate his birthday.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:24 PM (AwPyG)

277 Hi everyone and nice to see all of you, too. Hope all is well.

Don't give up just yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2021 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)

278
Rumor has long been that Page has been giving state's evidence. Remember, she has a young family.

________

If she's anything like the women going to Confession at my church, it's little wonder why the investigation is taking so long.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 08:25 PM (/U27+)

279 Deport them, jail them, shoot them.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 07:46 PM (fv0Fk)


Grease the bullets with lard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2021 08:25 PM (AOzvG)

280 So nice to see you here Jack.

Now - you want to tell us why you still don't understand why anyone would doubt the wheels of justice are turning toward their obvious conclusion ?

Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 08:25 PM (1Vt4p)

281
The same Page who shit-posts on twitter daily?

Oh, and how's that Rod Rodentstein white-hat going?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:25 PM (NIJCu)

282 JackStraw, no fear of that. Jake Sullivan is about to get a reaming.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 08:26 PM (6vyWO)

283 oh boy.

Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 06, 2021 08:26 PM (oSX/P)

284 Don't give up just yet.

Sigh. I expected something more profound with the triumphant return. Just kidding. Welcome back.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 06, 2021 08:27 PM (Xrfse)

285
btw, what happened to the "Special Counsel" investigation into biden sanctioned by Barr in December?

It simply vanished, that's what happened. Like it never happened.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:27 PM (NIJCu)

286 Shocker: The turtle is gonna help dems raise the debt ceiling

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:27 PM (kTF2Z)

287
@281

I think a lot remains to be seen. But there were people even today, claiming that Pence was a white-hat.

That's hard to believe.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:28 PM (AwPyG)

288 Everyone should watch the latest Project Veritas video. Pfizer doesn't want you to know that those vaccines really are made of dead babies.

Posted by: Happily Deranged at October 06, 2021 08:28 PM (4kNKX)

289 Ala the orchestra in Bug's "Leopold!"?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2021 08:19 PM (mD/uy)

***Opera Clap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 06, 2021 08:28 PM (BgMrQ)

290 Hi Jack!

oh wait good thing I'm not on an airplane.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2021 08:28 PM (evAgx)

291
Now - you want to tell us why you still don't understand why anyone would doubt the wheels of justice are turning toward their obvious conclusion ?
Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 08:25 PM

281
The same Page who shit-posts on twitter daily?

Oh, and how's that Rod Rodentstein white-hat going?
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:25 PM


JFC people, give it a miss

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2021 08:30 PM (DUIap)

292 Who did you think was paying for all of this?

Besides us, the taxpayers? I'll want to see the ledger. But I get the point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2021 08:30 PM (BFigT)

293
welcome back, JackStraw

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2021 08:31 PM (DUIap)

294 Man - this really is a thing.

Hi - so glad you were completely wrong, loudly, the entire time. Hugs !!!

This is a teaching moment. For me as much as anyone.

Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 08:31 PM (1Vt4p)

295 Hi everyone and nice to see all of you, too. Hope all is well.

Don't give up just yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2021 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)

*Does goofy Forrest Gump wave*

Good to see you.

*belly-dives off shrimp boat*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 08:32 PM (x8Wzq)

296 >>>Yvonne Craig
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2021 08:21 PM (DUIap)

One of my favorites: (ho ho ho)
https://bit.ly/3Fo7W79

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 08:32 PM (Qa/tj)

297 @278
There's a funny confession scene in A League of Their Own when the Madonna character is in confession, and someone notes that it's taking a long time.

"And the priest has dropped his Bible, twice."

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:33 PM (AwPyG)

298 I am quite happy about the let's go Brandon chant. I prefer not to use casual profanity but Biden is so deserving. Now i can chant to my heart's content, get my point across and avoid repetitive profanity.

Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 06, 2021 08:33 PM (IDhUW)

299 lmao

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 06, 2021 08:33 PM (jaMw1)

300 273
If only I could have bitten Miss Kovak instead of Kirk...
Posted by: The Mugato

She looked even better in Jason and the Argonauts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2021 08:23 PM (63Dwl)

the dance scene in the temple was always my favorite part. Well, that and the Skeletons!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2021 08:33 PM (evAgx)

301 215, Butthole Surfers, right?

Posted by: Question Authority at October 06, 2021 08:33 PM (M5PBG)

302
Ruger SR-11 (10MM)

https://youtu.be/kp-ekx9hiYQ?t=638

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:34 PM (NIJCu)

303 This is a teaching moment.

That's not possible.

Posted by: Mrs. McGillicuddy, 4th grade teacher at October 06, 2021 08:34 PM (Xrfse)

304
SR-1911, rather

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:34 PM (NIJCu)

305 ISIS-K suicide bomber was released from prison by Taliban just DAYS before killing 13 US service members and hundreds of Afghan civilians in Kabul bomb blast _DM

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:35 PM (fv0Fk)

306 welcome back, JackStraw
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 06, 2021 08:31 PM (DUIap)

Likewise from me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2021 08:35 PM (AOzvG)

307 Point, POINT, I made my point. Sometimes there are some graceless assholes here.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 08:36 PM (6vyWO)

308
Jack's back. Y'all rekon Zombie will be back too? Eventually?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 06, 2021 08:37 PM (IJES/)

309 Now i can chant to my heart's content, get my point across and avoid repetitive profanity.

Let's go Brandon!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 06, 2021 08:33 PM (IDhUW)

It's kind of magical just how quickly this became a thing. I want this on a t-shirt. I honestly feel the disquiet. Even where I live. I hate to see how quickly the Aussies seem to be capitulating. I hope and pray we won't.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 08:37 PM (x8Wzq)

310 Missouri and Arkansas join Nebraska and West Virginia by refusing to comply with plan for IRS to be notified when accounts register more than $600 in transactions

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:38 PM (fv0Fk)

311 I suspect zombie is in hiding.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2021 08:38 PM (evAgx)

312 Missouri and Arkansas join Nebraska and West Virginia by refusing to comply with plan for IRS to be notified when accounts register more than $600 in transactions
Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:38 PM (fv0Fk)

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It has begun...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2021 08:39 PM (VxC1e)

313 Point, POINT, I made my point. Sometimes there are some graceless assholes here.

When your point is 2+2=5 ... it's not graceful to say nothing in opposition. Or graceful to decline to remind said 2+2=5 supporters.

Because they still believe in 5.

Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 08:39 PM (1Vt4p)

314 308
Jack's back. Y'all rekon Zombie will be back too? Eventually?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 06, 2021 08:37 PM (IJES/)

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How about TBH?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2021 08:40 PM (VxC1e)

315
- Waiting 2 moar weeks for Durham and Trump to Coom.
- not having sex with your girl to have as many Heritage American Babies as possible to show up for the future to fight.
ngmi.

Time to pour the Bisquick

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 06, 2021 08:40 PM (jaMw1)

316 309 Now i can chant to my heart's content, get my point across and avoid repetitive profanity.

Let's go Brandon!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 06, 2021 08:33 PM (IDhUW)

It's kind of magical just how quickly this became a thing. I want this on a t-shirt. I honestly feel the disquiet. Even where I live. I hate to see how quickly the Aussies seem to be capitulating. I hope and pray we won't.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 08:37 PM (x8Wzq)

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Amazon's got a bunch of t-shirts (and other stuff) with Let's Go Brandon on it. Some also include FJB for good measure.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 08:40 PM (CAJOC)

317 BTH

Damn ipad

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2021 08:40 PM (VxC1e)

318 I suspect zombie is in hiding.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2021 08:38 PM (evAgx)

Me too. She did say she lives behind enemy lines.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 06, 2021 08:40 PM (IJES/)

319 Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 08:39 PM (1Vt4p)

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It's also possible to disagree without being a jerk.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:41 PM (kTF2Z)

320 313 Point, POINT, I made my point. Sometimes there are some graceless assholes here.

When your point is 2+2=5 ... it's not graceful to say nothing in opposition. Or graceful to decline to remind said 2+2=5 supporters.

Because they still believe in 5.
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Opposition can be stated gracefully.


Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:41 PM (fv0Fk)

321 Missouri and Arkansas join Nebraska and West Virginia by refusing to comply with plan for IRS to be notified when accounts register more than $600 in transactions
Posted by: Braenyard
___

My daughter has no clue how fortunate she is living in Missouri.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 08:41 PM (JtCHm)

322
How about TBH?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2021 08:40 PM (VxC1e)

Terlit Boulder Hobo?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 06, 2021 08:41 PM (IJES/)

323 317 BTH

Damn ipad
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2021 08:40 PM (VxC1e)

Nope...

He can stay gone, along with BSG.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)

324 Because they still believe in 5.
Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 08:39 PM (1Vt4p)

OK, Kreplach.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (AOzvG)

325 Because they still believe in 5.
Posted by: Main Street

Five, is the loneliest number...

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (vf1Ls)

326 Hi Jack! Missed your commentary around here.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (Hh3y4)

327 Because nothing says "I'm sorry I brought up such a divisive topic" like calling everyone graceless assholes.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

328 Main Street, I don't agree and shall we agree to disagree?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (6vyWO)

329 WB, Jack.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (JtCHm)

330 He can stay gone, along with BSG.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)

I loved the reboot, but that last episode killed the whole series for me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2021 08:43 PM (evAgx)

331 He can stay gone, along with BSG.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)

I loved the reboot, but that last episode killed the whole series for me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2021 08:43 PM (evAgx)

The last season was awful.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at October 06, 2021 08:44 PM (Hh3y4)

332 327 Because nothing says "I'm sorry I brought up such a divisive topic" like calling everyone graceless assholes.
Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

Begun the asshole wars have...

Posted by: Yoda Man at October 06, 2021 08:44 PM (BgMrQ)

333 I miss curious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2021 08:44 PM (VxC1e)

334
It's kind of magical just how quickly this became a thing. I want this on a t-shirt.

Here you go:

https://tinyurl.com/34em3cza

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2021 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

335 @333

I miss Empire of Jeff. He brought the snark.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:45 PM (AwPyG)

336 I am, however, a graceful asshole. so I'm good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 08:45 PM (x8Wzq)

337 I just left Misery, I mean Missouri, not a fan

Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 06, 2021 08:45 PM (oSX/P)

338 I honestly feel the disquiet. Even where I live. I hate to see how quickly the Aussies seem to be capitulating. I hope and pray we won't.
~~~
It would be nice to have a leader. But without one, we must put our trust in God, as is right. Individually we may fall but we are still more than conquerors thru Him who loves us. I will fight to the best of my ability.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 06, 2021 08:46 PM (IDhUW)

339 The Austrians have never felt any such compunction. Rather their attitude is, "eh, things got messed up. Whatever."
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)


To be honest by the Anschluss, they had been apologizing for Archduke Franz Ferdinand, Bosnia, Metternich, Maria Theresa and Marie Antoinette

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2021 08:46 PM (KbLYZ)

340 I just left Misery, I mean Missouri, not a fan
___

Good thing I didn't ask for your opinion.

Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 06, 2021 08:46 PM (JtCHm)

341 Damn, watching Golf Channel is becoming a chore, what with all the MSNBC commercials.

SMDH...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 06, 2021 08:46 PM (BgMrQ)

342 327 Because nothing says "I'm sorry I brought up such a divisive topic" like calling everyone graceless assholes.
Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

------------------------------

I may be graceless, and an asshole, but... wait, was there a third thing?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 08:46 PM (CAJOC)

343 Gabby Petito's body was discovered in an isolated area which had evidence of a campsite, just 'a five minute walk from where cops found Brian Laundrie's van' _DM
----------------

And still, No cause of death.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (fv0Fk)

344 >>> I loved the reboot, but that last episode killed the whole series for me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2021 08:43 PM (evAgx)


Segwaying away from the poster BSG but Battlestar actually did have an earlier reboot using some of the original cast where they got to earth and were traveling around on magic space motorcycles. I liked it but I was a kid and liked most things with lasers and fighting. It only had a few episodes and died.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (Qa/tj)

345 artemis, I will burn chemjeff at the stake but JackStraw is at least allowed the courtesy of a welcome back and then the wars can begin.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (6vyWO)

346 I am, however, a graceful asshole. so I'm good.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 08:45 PM (x8Wzq)

Did you realize that a golf green without an Internet connection to the HQ would be an "Ace-less grasshole"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (AOzvG)

347 MacKonnell must supportss Presdent Bidum Build Back Bill to save are FART Tube program. This be ergint !!@

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (6QJnV)

348 >>> And still, No cause of death.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (fv0Fk)


covid

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (Qa/tj)

349 Listening to Clutch, Blast Tyrant. I love this album. I lament the fact that it took me years before I discovered this band.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (x8Wzq)

350 was not directed at you.

Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (oSX/P)

351
I for one, am shocked, shocked!, that our Pfizer Pfriends have been lying about the use of fetal cell lines.

This will make for a regrettable stain on an otherwise unblemished record of corporate virtue.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 06, 2021 08:48 PM (Mzdiz)

352
And still, No cause of death.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (fv0Fk)

____________

Murder hornets

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 08:48 PM (/U27+)

353 347 MacKonnell must supportss Presdent Bidum Build Back Bill to save are FART Tube program. This be ergint !!@
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (6QJnV)

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Build Back Bill? Is that the Bubba Clinton restoration project I've heard so much about?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2021 08:49 PM (VxC1e)

354 @345

?

Jackstraw and I have long been joined at the hip. (in a nonsexual way, of course)

Just say "sorry," and let's move on.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:49 PM (AwPyG)

355
Gabby Petito's body was discovered in an isolated area which had evidence of a campsite, just 'a five minute walk from where cops found Brian Laundrie's van' _DM

That's what happens when the FBI looks for clues.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:50 PM (NIJCu)

356 In celebration of Jack Straw showing up, I shall do one of my classic Don Quixote posts :

There is actually something that YOU can do about AG Garland's actions. Garland and his subordinates are committing two federal crimes by their actions. The first is conspiring to oppress and intimidate citizens attempting to exercise their Constitutional rights (a violation of 18 USC 241). The second crime is depriving people of their Constitutional rights under color of law (a violation of 18 USC 242). Because the DOJ and attorney general are tasked with enforcing the same laws, there is a mechanism in place if they violate them. Write a letter of complaint to the Inspector General of the DOJ complaining about these violations of the law. You may make your complaint anonymously if you feel intimidated by the AG's actions. Here is the address to send your written complaint to:

U.S. Department of Justice
Office of the Inspector General
950 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20530-0001

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 06, 2021 08:50 PM (DS1sj)

357 >>> Because nothing says "I'm sorry I brought up such a divisive topic" like calling everyone graceless assholes.
Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)

------------------------------

I may be graceless, and an asshole, but... wait, was there a third thing?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 08:46 PM (CAJOC)


Does this require bleach? Because my asshole and I didn't sign up for this.


Oh hell, I'm in guys, so how do I start?

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 08:50 PM (Qa/tj)

358 Rainess Holmes, shot Memphis college senior dead because he wouldn't hand over iPad passcode during home invasion _DM

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:50 PM (fv0Fk)

359 Did you realize that a golf green without an Internet connection to the HQ would be an "Ace-less grasshole"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (AOzvG)

Muldoonesque...

Well done!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 06, 2021 08:51 PM (BgMrQ)

360 Clutch kicks ass. Saw them a couple times in concert.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2021 08:51 PM (47H9d)

361 Missouri and Arkansas join Nebraska and West Virginia by refusing to comply with plan for IRS to be notified when accounts register more than $600 in transactions
~~~
Good for them. Abolish the IRS.

This reminds me of the headline i saw regarding governors gathering in TX to discuss border issues.

I hope like minded governors\states start forming alliances.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 06, 2021 08:51 PM (IDhUW)

362 I've taken apart a dozen's of Mac Mini's, I forgot to disconnect the IR cable.

Ripped that sucker clean off its board.

Good thing I have a couple of spare boards.

** A little Less Bourbon Next Time **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2021 08:51 PM (6bEbz)

363 I like MO well enough. But I did notice two things there that make me wonder if it's a Moron secret base:

1.) A freaking huge number of porno stores, just lining the interstate. A bewildering number of them.

2.) A gas station in STL or KCMO, I forget which one, with a sign saying "No shirt, no shoes, no pants, no service."

At some point, someone must have come in in shoes & shirt and said "sign doesn't say shit about *pants*, brother. Now gimme a pack of smokes and a Slim Jim."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2021 08:51 PM (cTqLg)

364 This will make for a regrettable stain on an otherwise unblemished record of corporate virtue.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 06, 2021 08:48 PM (Mzdiz)

--------

Meh. You get over it.

Posted by: Bayer AG at October 06, 2021 08:52 PM (VxC1e)

365 The movie Robocop was too optimistic about Detroit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 06, 2021 08:53 PM (ybIRR)

366 A jack straw sighting? Duuude...fist bump.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2021 08:53 PM (VwHCD)

367 Murder hornets
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 08:48 PM (/U27+)

Big as humming birds, they are. And they'll land on you and burrow under your skin in seconds, and eat their way to your brain stem.

Or so I imagine from the breathless reporting. I may have overthought this. I remember the killer bees things from the '70s and '80s.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)

368 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2021 08:51 PM (cTqLg)

and that's the normal stuff

Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 06, 2021 08:53 PM (oSX/P)

369
Anyone remember several years ago the FBI taking credit for "finding" a bunch of adult woman who were missing for many years -- they were "discovered" by the FBI in the middle of residential neighborhood in Cleveland, Ohio.

Somehow this odd household eluded the FBI for over a decade...until one of the girls finally escaped...thus leading to the FBI "solving" this crime.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:53 PM (NIJCu)

370 Gabby Petito's body was discovered in an isolated area which had evidence of a campsite, just 'a five minute walk from where cops found Brian Laundrie's van' _DM
----------------

And still, No cause of death.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:47 PM (fv0Fk)

Saw something today, that she was last seen by herself in a restaurant in WY, a full day after laundrie was enroute back to florida and using her credit card. There is more to this story that the media is keeping from us for certain.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 06, 2021 08:54 PM (IJES/)

371 Asshole Status:

[ ] graceful

[ ] graceless

[x] still under warranty



Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 06, 2021 08:54 PM (QU5/8)

372 >>> Clutch kicks ass. Saw them a couple times in concert.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2021 08:51 PM (47H9d)


I liked Blast Tyrant.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 06, 2021 08:54 PM (Qa/tj)

373 367 Murder hornets
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2021 08:48 PM (/U27+)

Big as humming birds, they are. And they'll land on you and burrow under your skin in seconds, and eat their way to your brain stem.

Or so I imagine from the breathless reporting. I may have overthought this. I remember the killer bees things from the '70s and '80s.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)

----------------------

Now I kinda wanna watch The Swarm.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 08:54 PM (CAJOC)

374
In fact, most of the missing abducted girls lived within, like, a mile of the house they were being held.

Well done, FBI.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:55 PM (NIJCu)

375 AoP that was indeed Muldoon-tier. Bravo.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 06, 2021 08:55 PM (OssQ4)

376 I remember the killer bees things from the '70s and '80s.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)

-------------

The way to kill killer bees is to drive them into the Super Dome.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:55 PM (kTF2Z)

377 As for the Star Trek babes, I have to go Voyager and Seven of Nine, though all of the originals are excellent choices. If only I could have bitten Miss Kovak instead of Kirk...

Posted by: The Mugato at October 06, 2021 08:19 PM (xxG/v)

Oh yeah. Seven of nine tertiary adjunct of unimatrix zero one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2021 08:55 PM (VwHCD)

378 John Durham just had a protective order granted, protecting all non-classified discovery. (And presumably, the classified stuff is protected.)

So, if there are any leaks there's consequences for them

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:55 PM (AwPyG)

379 371 Asshole Status:

[ ] graceful

[ ] graceless

[x] still under warranty

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 06, 2021 08:54 PM (QU5/

-------------------------------

We've been trying to reach you. Your asshole warranty is about to expire. This will be our last attempt to contact you.

Posted by: Asshole Warranty Telemarketers at October 06, 2021 08:56 PM (CAJOC)

380 It's also possible to disagree without being a jerk.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:41 PM (kTF2Z)

Nope - simply nope. When one side screamed, constantly - "trust the process, millions of indictments, the system is working" - and the other side said "the system is broken, don't care about the details" ...

... one side was proven right. One side wrong. Disagreement at the time was not an exercise in "polite". And the argument was not politely conducted.

Disagreement in the face of such shit is always labelled "being a jerk". Yay ... Trust the System guy is back. And look - he's got inside info, keen insight, into how the system is working in subtle ways. You don't even have to look - he'll explain it to you.

Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 08:56 PM (1Vt4p)

381 It's usually in poor taste to make fun of mass murder Chaplin probably did not understand where the great dictator was headed and it could still be funny. I am more in favor of naming evil evil and not try to masquerade it as clowning or sick. It's easy to discount the actions of clowns and sick people, but evil, no. It needs to be clear out loud and clear and not be allowed to be attributed to incompetence either.


Well, there's a T-shirt I saw a while back, that had Stalin on it, that said "Black Humor is like food. Not everyone gets it!"

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain: Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at October 06, 2021 08:57 PM (nD+x1)

382
At this point, the FBI is as much of a Suspect in the murder of gabby as her brian laundrymat.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:57 PM (NIJCu)

383 @369

And Elizabeth Smart (maybe?) where the neighbor called the police to say he was keeping a young girl in a tent in his back yard, and the police came to check and never went into the back yard; the abductor just told them that all was cool

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 08:57 PM (AwPyG)

384 Well done, FBI.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:55 PM (NIJCu)



----------

You sneer, but don't forget that the FBI singlehandedly ended the reign of terror of that TV actress who got her dumb girls into USC.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2021 08:57 PM (VxC1e)

385 Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 08:56 PM (1Vt4p)

--------------

Grow up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:59 PM (kTF2Z)

386
You sneer, but don't forget that the FBI singlehandedly ended the reign of terror of that TV actress who got her dumb girls into USC.
Posted by: Cicero


Ah yes, the criminal mastermind and threat to society Lori Loughlin.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:59 PM (NIJCu)

387 Coroner rules missing hiker whose body was found in the same Wyoming forest as
Gabby Petito's remains had killed himself with gunshot to the head...
-----------------

Clever FIBBERS holding Laundrie in witness protection while they lure out true killer.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:59 PM (fv0Fk)

388 omehow this odd household eluded the FBI for over a decade...until one of the girls finally escaped...thus leading to the FBI "solving" this crime.
~~~
Well, the FBI was, either in on the crime and covering it up or was not in on the crime and couldn't be bothered to investigate. Either way, abolish the FBI.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 06, 2021 08:59 PM (IDhUW)

389 Ah yes, the criminal mastermind and threat to society Lori Loughlin.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:59 PM (NIJCu)

yeah, she's scary.

Scary Hawt! Boo yeah!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 09:00 PM (x8Wzq)

390 What Duke said.

I had a boss years ago who, along with his wife, were conservative Christians. I learned the hard way that it was illegal to disagree with them.

I learned to just nod my head and say "yep, you're so right!!" all the time. And to this day if they were in the middle of the street I'd run them over.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 09:00 PM (L2ZTs)

391
And nothing beats the recorded phone tip to the FBI warning that teenager Nik Cruz is going to shoot up his high school.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 09:01 PM (NIJCu)

392 @386

Because everyone was shocked; shocked, I tell you, to discover that wealthy parents can get their kids into a private college

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 09:01 PM (AwPyG)

393
Well, hell, Biden did that meeting about the debt ceiling on the fake White House set:

https://twitter.com/AF632/status/
1445824250015719441

WTF is going on that they have to use the fake WH set so much lately?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 06, 2021 09:01 PM (Mzdiz)

394 Grow up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2021 08:59 PM (kTF2Z)


All you said, right there, was so full of a lack of logic that it would be funny - or shocking - depending on what side of the spectrum one dwells on.

"Grow up" ? Might as well throw out "come on, man".

Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 09:01 PM (1Vt4p)

395 Somehow this odd household eluded the FBI for over a decade...until one of the girls finally escaped...thus leading to the FBI "solving" this crime.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er

FBI had zip to do with catching Castro. "Dead giveaway guy" had more to do with it than those buffoons.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mqIHpNRRtS0

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 06, 2021 09:01 PM (OssQ4)

396 Nope - simply nope. When one side screamed, constantly -

Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 08:56 PM (1Vt4p)
---------------

That's what you didn't hear; The other side screaming.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 09:01 PM (fv0Fk)

397 Thanks Ben, but just passing through.

Just remember, Hillary Clinton's campaign lawyer was not just indicted for lying to the FBI and starting the Russia collusion hoax, the indictment Durham used was 27 pages long.

A normal indictment for lying to the FBI is at most two pages. Durham wrote what is know as a "speaking indictment" which basically means he laid out a criminal conspiracy and a roadmap of where he is going. Those who said he is done are wrong. He is just getting started and the issues of statute of limitations and funding are moot.

I urge you all to read the indictment. Ask ATC or another lawyer familiar with federal indictments what it means if you are confused.

Later

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2021 09:02 PM (ZLI7S)

398 Ah yes, the criminal mastermind and threat to society Lori Loughlin.
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 06, 2021 08:59 PM (NIJCu)

--------------------------------

I'm disappointed that #FreeAuntBecky never trended on Twitter.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 09:02 PM (CAJOC)

399 What Duke said.

Posted by: qdpsteve

Seconded. Welcome back, JackStraw.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 06, 2021 09:02 PM (OssQ4)

400 Now gimme a pack of smokes and a Slim Jim.

Yea... gonna' call BS on this. You never, never get just one Slim Jim. Especially one of the gas station varieties. Those are the gourmet ones.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2021 09:03 PM (BFigT)

401 Wait... Jackstraw?....where? Wut?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2021 09:03 PM (RoIW/)

402 Coroner rules missing hiker whose body was found in the same Wyoming forest as
Gabby Petito's remains had killed himself with gunshot to the head...
-----------------

Clever FIBBERS holding Laundrie in witness protection while they lure out true killer.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 08:59 PM (fv0Fk)

Wait. What? Is she a Senator's daughter or something? The fuck is up with the stupid case?!

I fucking hate the Feebs. and why is this such a yuge story? Nothing makes a lick of sense anymore. And I am out of booze!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 09:03 PM (x8Wzq)

403 Wow, That's exactly what I expected. Did not disappoint.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2021 09:03 PM (6bEbz)

404 Taqiy, yup thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 06, 2021 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)

405 Why does ace give us bats? We haven't had enough bats? Geees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 06, 2021 09:04 PM (RoIW/)

406 @380

I dunno; I'm as disappointed as anybody that the bad guys weren't rolled up two years ago, but you have to admit that SOMETHING's still happening.

Exactly what it is remains to be seen.

Posted by: artemis at October 06, 2021 09:04 PM (AwPyG)

407 Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 08:56 PM (1Vt4p)

I guess ignoring is not an option here?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 06, 2021 09:04 PM (Ocv6A)

408
At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if Charles Manson turns out to have been an FBI informant.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 06, 2021 09:05 PM (Mzdiz)

409 NOOD ONT!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 06, 2021 09:05 PM (CAJOC)

410 deja vu all over again.

Posted by: memin_pinguin at October 06, 2021 09:05 PM (oSX/P)

411 *scampers upstairs*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 06, 2021 09:06 PM (x8Wzq)

412 > WTF is going on that they have to use the fake WH set so much lately?

Maybe rezident retard is unable to operate outside a very structured environment and they had to build one for him?

Like at a hospital.
Or some sort of "institution."
Or Delaware.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2021 09:06 PM (BFigT)

413 Welts.
Jack came and tested the waters and found fecund material. By Jack.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 09:07 PM (fv0Fk)

414 @408

>>At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if Charles Manson turns out to have been an FBI informant.

Well, not FBI, he may have been mixed up with The CIA and MKultra.

But who knows, probably not, maybe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2021 09:07 PM (6bEbz)

415 At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if Charles Manson turns out to have been an FBI informant.
Posted by: publius

No, but would you believe... CIA?

C'mon, man! It was Laurel Canyon!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 06, 2021 09:07 PM (OssQ4)

416 artemis, I agree. Sullivan has gone radio silent.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2021 09:07 PM (6vyWO)

417 That's what you didn't hear; The other side screaming.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2021 09:01 PM (fv0Fk)



What you refuse to acknowledge - one side was proven right. All those "thousands of indictments" never happened. An election was rigged. Now - all those institutions are being aimed against the citizenry - unless you think Ace is making shit up on a daily basis here.


One side was proven correct. One side shown to be full of shit. Who cares that the side that didn't have a clue screamed ? They are - literally - clueless.

Why celebrate one of the most loud clueless coming home ?

Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 09:08 PM (1Vt4p)

418
Later
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2021 09:02 PM (ZLI7S)


Well done, asshole *main street*. At least Jack has reasoned arguments supported by points he can back up. Go taunt lefty on twatter if you want to be a shit head. Fuck off.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 06, 2021 09:09 PM (IJES/)

419 Welcome back JackStraw! Very nice to see you here!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 06, 2021 09:12 PM (HeKhk)

420 Terlit Boulder Hobo?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 06, 2021 08:41 PM (IJES/)


He suffocated from wearing 8 masks while hiding under the covers. He was such a rebel

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2021 09:16 PM (KbLYZ)

421 You sneer, but don't forget that the FBI singlehandedly ended the reign of terror of that TV actress who got her dumb girls into USC.


And, let us also not forget that while accusing Steven Hatfill of writing the Anthrax letters, and pinning the Atlanta Olympics bombing on Richard Jewell, the FBI did manage to nail Martha Stewart.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 06, 2021 09:17 PM (DS1sj)

422 At least Jack has reasoned arguments supported by points he can back up.

Gave you years of details. I could give you years of details about - say - the Dallas Cowboys practice squad. All my philosophical musings about how they ran such and such defense against such and such offense.

If the Cowboys constantly lose on Sunday - yet you still cling to the conviction that Americas Team is going to the Super Bowl ? Sure - maybe I'm an asshole for telling you just that.

Whomever told you first that Santa Clause wasn't real may have been an asshole. He also wasn't wrong.

Posted by: Main Street at October 06, 2021 09:18 PM (1Vt4p)

423 the FBI did manage to nail Martha Stewart.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 06, 2021 09:17 PM (DS1sj)


Bill did it first

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2021 09:26 PM (KbLYZ)

424 Main Street, has anyone ever told you that you are a very small, and inconsequential person? If not, allow me to be the first.

Jack Straw may have been wrong, but he is not a small person.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 06, 2021 09:36 PM (DS1sj)

425 421 You sneer, but don't forget that the FBI singlehandedly ended the reign of terror of that TV actress who got her dumb girls into USC.


And, let us also not forget that while accusing Steven Hatfill of writing the Anthrax letters, and pinning the Atlanta Olympics bombing on Richard Jewell, the FBI did manage to nail Martha Stewart.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 06, 2021 09:17 PM (DS1sj)

Richard Jewell (the movie) should be required viewing for anyone who trusts the FBI.

Posted by: redchief at October 06, 2021 09:39 PM (Kab4E)

426 I urge you all to read the indictment. Ask ATC or another lawyer familiar with federal indictments what it means if you are confused.
So you're still smarter than the rest of us. Thanks.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 06, 2021 11:13 PM (UHVv4)

427 Scarface II, starring Laurie Loughlin.

Posted by: Klaftern at October 06, 2021 11:54 PM (taPSh)

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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