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Kudos to whoever made this. The brilliance of finding the perfect song for each fall was outstanding. I laughed so hard at 1:00 and then at 1:33. Thank you for making this. pic.twitter.com/CevrZT0rOv
— Jason Gregor (@JasonGregor) April 1, 2020

Thanks to TSgtCiz for the last clip.

Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM

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1 Pups!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 06:53 PM (wAnMi)

2 Bubba wallace wins nascar race racists lose!

Posted by: carley at October 05, 2021 06:53 PM (Nlm1Q)

3 Lol, at last !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 05, 2021 06:53 PM (jDHSU)

4 Mooses are scary AF. An angry, stupid, smelly minivan.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 06:53 PM (wAnMi)

5 Ouch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 05, 2021 06:54 PM (csEWM)

6 Yay cafe

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 06:54 PM (YZG/i)

7 Some of the sound synching on the fail video is perfection.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 06:54 PM (wAnMi)

8 Am I supposed to care that Joe West is retiring? I thought MLB already replaced all umpires with instant replay anyway.

Seems the idea of humans on ball fields of any stripe are essentially an anachronism.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2021 06:54 PM (HN0nw)

9 ace check your email

hahaha

no, seriously, it's worth a try. I sent the o-fishul pdf of the powerpoint that the feds accidentally posted where they acknowledge that 60% of hospitalized with COVID are fully vaccinated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 06:55 PM (VW7tl)

10 Even if not 1 funny, cute furry animal was here glad to get rid of Ella

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2021 06:56 PM (2JoB8)

11 Evening everybody!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 06:56 PM (eZshs)

12 Bubba wallace wins nascar race racists lose!

**

hahaha, at which point you accidentally make the point that he's a fairly unremarkable race car driver taking up a seat from a more talented driver at that level.

What's his sponsorship secret I wonder?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 06:56 PM (VW7tl)

13 Cats and TV, dude, leave them alone Tom is trying Netflix and Chill

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 06:57 PM (KZzsI)

14 @12 racist.

Posted by: carley at October 05, 2021 06:57 PM (Nlm1Q)

15 No bats but at least I don't have to look at American Godawful any longer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 06:58 PM (KZzsI)

16 Chick in the hot tub... so graceful and sexy...
Oopty.

Posted by: wth at October 05, 2021 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

17
Does anyone consider dictionary.com a real "dictionary?"

You shouldn't.

"antivaxxer" is now "defined" as a real word in the "online" fake "dictionary."

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 06:58 PM (JOgHK)

18 no, seriously, it's worth a try. I sent the o-fishul pdf of the powerpoint that the feds accidentally posted where they acknowledge that 60% of hospitalized with COVID are fully vaccinated.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 06:55 PM (VW7tl)

From what I get from friend working ICU, it's everybody. Not sure how they're getting away with calling it "breakthrough". Sounds more like the shots are an E ticket and you get to go to the front of the line.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 06:58 PM (wAnMi)

19 Zap the troll, please.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2021 06:58 PM (HN0nw)

20 pitching machine, bat-robot, a bunch of those Boston Dynamics mechanical dogs out on the field ... it could work, and save a lot of money too !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 05, 2021 06:58 PM (jDHSU)

21 Bubba got a win* but anyone who knows racing knows its very common for someone to be in the lead in the first laps then disappear later. Usually by them not taking a pit stop and running tires too long etc, then having to go back and deal with their neglect of their car.

But hey, he won more races than I have, so good for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

22 Thanks for the prayers and good wishes last thread, all.

Posted by: Jordan61, Runner's Island Ambassadrex at October 05, 2021 06:59 PM (9zXwu)

23 I'm watching something called Rust Valley Restorers. It's a reality show about a car restoration company.
I find it oddly fascinating., especially considering I'm not a car buff.
This episode a 66 Pontiac Beaumont is being restored. The head honcho hopes to sell it for $45,000ca

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 06:59 PM (cSyAR)

24 I like the colors on the dogs horse

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2021 06:59 PM (2JoB8)

25 What's his sponsorship secret I wonder?
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racist

****

Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking it was based on, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:00 PM (VW7tl)

26 I learned this week that the Brits spent seven hours of BBC programming on coverage of the Chelsea Flower Show (in September instead of May this year). I am trying to imagine anything similar in the U.S. Maybe the more rural states?

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 05, 2021 07:00 PM (Ajt8v)

27 Pampered,know-nothing, mentally-deficient sacks of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2021 07:00 PM (HJ9cz)

28 I'm watching something called Rust Valley Restorers. It's a reality show about a car restoration company.

I liked a couple seasons of that but got tired of it because the main guys are such mangy dopes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:00 PM (KZzsI)

29 OK, that last clip was funny!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 07:00 PM (oHd/0)

30 Does anyone consider dictionary.com a real "dictionary?"

"antivaxxer" is now "defined" as a real word in the "online" fake "dictionary."
Posted by: S'oothsay'er

Merriam Webster quietly redefined 'vaccine' recently also.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 07:01 PM (eZshs)

31 From what I get from friend working ICU, it's everybody. Not sure how they're getting away with calling it "breakthrough". Sounds more like the shots are an E ticket and you get to go to the front of the line.

**

Someone posted a video a couple of nights ago where a doctor did bloodwork on a patient that he had a long history with immediately after he was pressured to get the shot. It really, really f*cked up his body's natural protective measures (t cells and others?).

If I understood him correctly that was exactly the point he made, and even asked if that would be "breakthrough" if you looked at the patients charts.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:02 PM (VW7tl)

32
Speaking of the racist fraud bubba wallace...

a black racist body-with-vaginie was caught going around her neighborhood and leaving racist notes "from the kkk" in mailboxes.

It's one of those stories about Racist Hoaxes you need to hear about from foreign news outlets.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 07:02 PM (JOgHK)

33 Does anyone consider dictionary.com a real "dictionary?"
You shouldn't. "antivaxxer" is now "defined" as a real word in the "online" fake "dictionary."
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 06:58 PM (JOgHK)

Merriam-Webster is also in the business of edumication

"Definition of anti-vaxxer
: a person who opposes the use of vaccines or regulations mandating vaccination Some self-identified anti-vaxxers are vehemently against all vaccines. Some are skeptical of specific vaccines ... -- Kelly McLaughlin and Yelena Dzhanova

Ironically, probably one reason the anti-vaxxer movement has swayed so many people is because the vaccines for childhood diseases have been so successful. Most of today's parents have never experienced the damage they can do. -- The San Mateo (California) Daily Journal"

Just a sampling

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 07:02 PM (wAnMi)

34 Bubba got a win*. . . .
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Isn't his nickname a cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 07:03 PM (eZshs)

35 Sheepdog breaks up fight between ornery sheep.

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What's all this then?

Posted by: Sheepdog at October 05, 2021 07:03 PM (d9FiS)

36 Seriously though, that's good NEWS for Bubba. Get it? Get it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:03 PM (VW7tl)

37 a black racist body-with-vaginie was caught going around her neighborhood and leaving racist notes "from the kkk" in mailboxes.

Yeah, that was one of those everyone knew was a hoax. You can always tell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

38 I liked a couple seasons of that but got tired of it because the main guys are such mangy dopes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:00 PM (KZzsI)

They are mangy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 05, 2021 07:04 PM (cSyAR)

39 Had no idea moose would eat pumpkin, if thought about might guess they would.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2021 07:05 PM (2JoB8)

40
Merriam Webster quietly redefined 'vaccine' recently also.

Posted by: Tonypete

I won't bother to look but I wouldn't be surprised if these fake online "dictionaries" also redefined "insurrection" and "treason."

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 07:05 PM (JOgHK)

41 Speaking of the racist fraud bubba wallace

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 07:02 PM (JOgHK)

William Wallace > bubba wallace

Posted by: Golfman at October 05, 2021 07:06 PM (hOMhY)

42 pretty sure the title to the First! photo in the last thread is "American Pathetic", as opposed to "American Gothic"... large portions of that generation are screwed, blued and literally tattooed.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at October 05, 2021 07:06 PM (AlC5R)

43 No wonder the moose out front has been falling down on the job.

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2021 07:07 PM (arJlL)

44 Unamerican Gothic

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2021 07:07 PM (cTqLg)

45 My favorite is still changing the definition of "herd immunity" to make it mean "when every human in a population has been meticulously vaccinated."

While the word "herd" is literally in the definition. You know. What we routinely call groups of humans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:07 PM (VW7tl)

46
Keri Smith, Unsafe Space
@ksemamajama
They control the dictionary. They've already redefined: racism, sexism, woman, fascism, preference, violence, peaceful, rights, freedom & harm. The Anti-Vax redefinition is the latest in a long line of their lies. They control ppl by controlling thought by controlling language.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 07:08 PM (JOgHK)

47 12 Bubba wallace wins nascar race racists lose!

**

hahaha, at which point you accidentally make the point that he's a fairly unremarkable race car driver taking up a seat from a more talented driver at that level.

What's his sponsorship secret I wonder?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 06:56 PM (VW7tl)

He was at the right place at the right time. Restrictor Plate racing in a nutshell. Many a NASCAR driver have won a race via rain out. Some Indy 500 winners won because of a race not reaching 500 miles because of rain. Weather happens.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 05, 2021 07:08 PM (QFVV9)

48 Also, that last video speaks to me. The number of times I have fallen in my life....

And the squirrel eating is ridiculously cute.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 05, 2021 07:08 PM (Ajt8v)

49 The guy in that photo with the pulchritudinous Emhoff has the male version of "problem glasses."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2021 07:09 PM (cTqLg)

50 Dinner tonight - put a frozen preseasoned boneless ribeye in a 2hr sous vide @130 then 30second cast iron sear in butter on each side.

OH....so good....

Posted by: redchief at October 05, 2021 07:09 PM (Kab4E)

51 Vioxx was FDA approved. I mean, what's a few thousand heart attacks when real people are suffering the discomfort of arthritis.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 07:09 PM (0ryfU)

52 I looked up where Rust Valley is and its like seven feet from Washington State, up in BC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

53 May favorite part of the day at ace...well and booze time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 07:09 PM (RoIW/)

54 One of my favorite sayings is the world is made up of 5% wolves 5% Sheepdogs and 90% sheep and the sheep can't tell the difference between the wolves and sheepdogs.

Posted by: Just a side note at October 05, 2021 07:10 PM (2DOZq)

55 9 I sent the o-fishul pdf of the powerpoint that the feds accidentally posted where they acknowledge that 60% of hospitalized with COVID are fully vaccinated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 06:55 PM (VW7tl)

I also found it here. Download it while you can.

https://preiew.tinyurl.com/ydpe6s36

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 05, 2021 07:10 PM (DTX3h)

56 The modern day dictionaries are morphing into Orwell Speak at a rapid pace. Glad I kept my ancient, 60s era, dictionary. It's the size of an anvil and about as heavy but still useful.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 05, 2021 07:10 PM (QFVV9)

57 He was at the right place at the right time. Restrictor Plate racing in a nutshell. Many a NASCAR driver have won a race via rain out. Some Indy 500 winners won because of a race not reaching 500 miles because of rain. Weather happens.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 05, 2021 07:08 PM (QFVV9)

**

IIRC that's how sugartits won her only race, too. She didn't run out of gas IIRC.

I'd love to see a series of white women and black anything racing against one another. Maybe some Chinese chicks, too. I would watch that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:10 PM (VW7tl)

58 Shit. Typo in that link.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydpe6s36

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 05, 2021 07:11 PM (DTX3h)

59 I just want to say I find this new political climate so refreshing. The encouragement of total strangers all across the country has really pulled me out of a funk and made me feel like I can do anything. Thanks everyone!

Posted by: Brandon at October 05, 2021 07:11 PM (u1eUk)

60 My favorite is still changing the definition of "herd immunity" to make it mean "when every human in a population has been meticulously vaccinated."

While the word "herd" is literally in the definition. You know. What we routinely call groups of humans.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:07 PM (VW7tl)

My favorite is a 23 YO NBA player more eloquently and articulately explaining the vax and natural immunity WAY better than the highest paid government official.

Posted by: Golfman at October 05, 2021 07:11 PM (hOMhY)

61 I have never seen anything eat a pumpkin like that moose was doing.

Damn.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 05, 2021 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

62 a black racist body-with-vaginie was caught going around her neighborhood and leaving racist notes "from the kkk" in mailboxes.

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The KKK must have a new inclusive diversity policy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 05, 2021 07:11 PM (d9FiS)

63
Someone on twitter (nerdrotic) mentioned this promo-teaser for the Twilight Zone episode "A Nervous Man In A $4 Room." It cool:

https://youtu.be/eMKqwWbdr4E

Television was still a new Medium at the time, but Rod Serling was doing cool shit like this.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 07:12 PM (JOgHK)

64 She didn't run out of gas IIRC.

Yeah you can take a risk in a potential rainout by just not going in for a pit stop. You'll be well ahead of everyone who does, and if you can just not run out of gas or blow a tire before the rainout you can get a W.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

65 One of my favorite sayings is the world is made up of 5% wolves 5% Sheepdogs and 90% sheep and the sheep can't tell the difference between the wolves and sheepdogs.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 05, 2021 07:10 PM (2DOZq)

and one sheep-pig.

Posted by: Babe at October 05, 2021 07:12 PM (4I/2K)

66 51 Vioxx was FDA approved. I mean, what's a few thousand heart attacks when real people are suffering the discomfort of arthritis.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 07:09 PM (0ryfU)

IIRC, the link between heart attacks and vioxx was still cloudy. Per the pharma company, Viox wasnt to be prescribed of more then 12 months(?) but the lawyers were suing them for the obese guy who got a heart attack after taking 1.

FWIW, my mom had back issues due to genetic disc problems....Vioxx was a god-send for her.

Posted by: redchief at October 05, 2021 07:12 PM (Kab4E)

67 The FDA only approves drugs that are good for you!

Posted by: Phen Fen at October 05, 2021 07:12 PM (Ojki1)

68 I've found that the Cambridge Dictionary is probably the best online dictionary available.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/

Just don't forget to select 'Murcan English rather than Limey. There's a dropdown menu at the top left of the screen which won't appear unless the browser is wide enough (which is a dumb design).

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 05, 2021 07:12 PM (DTX3h)

69 One of my favorite sayings is the world is made up of 5% wolves 5% Sheepdogs and 90% sheep and the sheep can't tell the difference between the wolves and sheepdogs.
Posted by: Just a side note at October 05, 2021 07:10 PM (2DOZq)

Guess we're the wolves.

Posted by: Golfman at October 05, 2021 07:13 PM (hOMhY)

70 I love McCoy. He just shoots everyone with speed to keep them going.

Posted by: Mookie at October 05, 2021 07:14 PM (u+Y3T)

71 @68

Arrghh. The language selection is on the top *right*. I think it's going to be an early night.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 05, 2021 07:14 PM (DTX3h)

72 They used to prescribe speed for weight loss.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 05, 2021 07:15 PM (5HBd1)

73 Well I have to get up at 0300 so off to bed. I'll poke the ONT later, see if anybody is awake.

zzzzzz...

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 05, 2021 07:16 PM (QFVV9)

74 Sheep know the difference, the issue is the wolf to sheepdog ratio isn't even, it's 10-1, just like in nature.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 05, 2021 07:16 PM (oWBc3)

75 Unamerican Gothic
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Kamala's stepdaughter and boyfriend?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 07:17 PM (CTJwJ)

76 here's the video someone posted about the doctor discussing the labwork after the patient had gotten the shot:

https://youtu.be/ZwR7natWqLk

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:17 PM (r9lDC)

77 The FDA only approves drugs that are good for you!

**

You may be entitled to a financial settlement, call now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:18 PM (r9lDC)

78 I kept my grandfather's 10 volume Century dictionary and cyclopedia from 1904 just for this reason.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at October 05, 2021 07:18 PM (b+v9B)

79 I see "Doctor" Francis Collins is stepping down as head of NIH by year's end. Good sign, or does that mean Fraudci gets top spot?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 07:18 PM (wAnMi)

80 Sheep know the difference, the issue is the wolf to sheepdog ratio isn't even, it's 10-1, just like in nature.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 05, 2021 07:16 PM (oWBc3)

The sheepdog responds to the masters call.

Posted by: Golfman at October 05, 2021 07:18 PM (hOMhY)

81 Is there anyway to figure out whats being affected by the supply shortage? So far nothing I usually stock up on is out except for a pair of lounge pants I ordered that took 3 weeks to deliver

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 05, 2021 07:18 PM (hQVBP)

82 That's one big ass moose. I'd let him eat the mailbox after he finished the pumpkins.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 05, 2021 07:18 PM (2NHgQ)

83 Moar Orca videos pleze.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 05, 2021 07:19 PM (7F9te)

84 Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 05, 2021 07:11 PM (DTX3h)

Got it, thanks much.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Cannibals are people too! at October 05, 2021 07:20 PM (RoIW/)

85 The sheepdog responds to the masters call.
Posted by: Golfman at October 05, 2021 07:18 PM (hOMhY)

Did I mention my perfect score at the Sheepdog Nationals?

Posted by: Babe at October 05, 2021 07:20 PM (4I/2K)

86 I see "Doctor" Francis Collins is stepping down as head of NIH by year's end. Good sign, or does that mean Fraudci gets top spot?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 07:18 PM (wAnMi)

That means Collins got another year's income tacked on to his retirement.

Posted by: Golfman at October 05, 2021 07:21 PM (hOMhY)

87 I've found that the Cambridge Dictionary is probably the best online dictionary available.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/

Just don't forget to select 'Murcan English rather than Limey. There's a dropdown menu at the top left of the screen which won't appear unless the browser is wide enough (which is a dumb design).
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 05, 2021 07:12 PM (DTX3h)

I only use dictionaries for spelling. At this point in my life, I figure if I don't know what a word means, I don't need to know.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2021 07:21 PM (HN0nw)

88 Was that moose in front of Bubba's mailbox?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2021 07:21 PM (63Dwl)

89 My favorite is a 23 YO NBA player more eloquently and articulately explaining the vax and natural immunity WAY better than the highest paid government official.

This goes along with my theory that there are primarily two world views: Image of God and Life Unworthy of Life. Those who know that man is the pinnacle of God's Creation have a vocabulary to comprehend life, liberty and humility (among other things). Those who are of the latter are stunted in their humanity and are lacking the vocabulary thus even the ability to contemplate things that transcend mere wealth and power.

Fauci, being a reprobate is unable to understand or contemplate humanity - he has the understanding of a beast.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 05, 2021 07:23 PM (+LCoQ)

90 Kamala's stepdaughter and boyfriend?

That's a male?

Posted by: Mookie at October 05, 2021 07:23 PM (u+Y3T)

91 Does anyone consider dictionary.com a real "dictionary?"
You shouldn't.
"antivaxxer" is now "defined" as a real word in the "online" fake "dictionary."
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 06:58 PM (JOgHK)

We have a 1980s epoch unabridged Webster's paper version. If it ain't ( <<<<that one isn't ) in there, it ain't a word in the English language

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at October 05, 2021 07:23 PM (IJES/)

92
So the way they're going to make the fake global warming a "national emergency" and "pandemic" is they will begin a fake death toll of "all the people" "killed" by "climate change" every day.

In other words, 95% of all deaths will be attributed to "climate change" and we'll have to take drastic measures to end that "pandemic."

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 07:24 PM (JOgHK)

93 That's a male?

Supposedly one of them is

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

94 We have a moose out front!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 05, 2021 07:24 PM (0OmEj)

95 We have a moose out front!
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 05, 2021 07:24 PM (0OmEj)

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Well, this complicates things.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 07:25 PM (kTF2Z)

96 >>>We have a moose out front!
Posted by: USNtakim

Other moose outside shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:26 PM (VWp7G)

97 here's the video someone posted about the doctor discussing the labwork after the patient had gotten the shot:

https://youtu.be/ZwR7natWqLk

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:17 PM (r9lDC)

Well that's appropriately scary. Everybody is going to die of cancer. If they don't have a heart attack.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 07:26 PM (wAnMi)

98 I am very sorry to hear that Francis Collins is associated with the NIH, because he has an interesting testimony about how he went from Atheism to Christianity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 07:26 PM (lQj4a)

99 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 07:26 PM (MVjcR)

100 >>That's a male?

Supposedly one of them is
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It's a fluid situation.

Posted by: Aviator at October 05, 2021 07:26 PM (HQ9Sl)

101 There's a noose out front!

Posted by: Bubba Karen-Wallace at October 05, 2021 07:26 PM (Xrfse)

102 70 I love McCoy. He just shoots everyone with speed to keep them going.
Posted by: Mookie at October 05, 2021 07:14 PM (u+Y3T)

Probably better than injecting everyone with the Venus Drug.

Personally, I could use a dose of Retinax-5.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 05, 2021 07:27 PM (vuisn)

103 We have a moose out front!

But where is the squirrel?

Posted by: Mookie at October 05, 2021 07:27 PM (u+Y3T)

104
I only use dictionaries for spelling. At this point in my life, I figure if I don't know what a word means, I don't need to know.
Posted by: BurtTC

**

I can't quote it exactly, but I remember really liking something Mark Twain said about that. Something like "I've got just as much right to spell a word the way it ain't pronounced as I have to pronounce it the way it ain't spelt"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:27 PM (r9lDC)

105 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:26 PM (VWp7G)

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Good to see you around. Everything good?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)

106 I have never seen anything eat a pumpkin like that moose was doing.

Damn.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

I read a story about a teen that would sneak into a pumpkin patch at night, cut a hole in the pumpkins and have sex with them.

The farmer was miffed.

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2021 07:27 PM (arJlL)

107 We have a moose out front!
~~~
What msg does it have for us?

Evening all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 05, 2021 07:27 PM (IDhUW)

108 Hiya Weasel !

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2021 07:28 PM (arJlL)

109 Howdy JT!

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

110
Everybody is going to die of cancer.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Well, that's true.
Everyone, if they live long enough, will get a cancer.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 07:28 PM (JOgHK)

111 Sup, y'all?
Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 07:26 PM (MVjcR)

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Chicken's ass when it eats.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 07:28 PM (kTF2Z)

112 Facebook "whistleblower" was part of team that censored Hunter Biden laptop story

Posted by: SMOD at October 05, 2021 07:28 PM (X5CsJ)

113 @81

>>Is there anyway to figure out whats being affected by the supply shortage?

It's mainly affecting electronics and random things like, gang boxes, bx cable, and commercial construction related materials.

I work in broadcast systems integration, I ordered end-to-end broadcast fiber interfaces in the begining of August, I'm not going to seen them before Thanksgiving and maybe not then.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2021 07:29 PM (0ZszS)

114 Is there anyway to figure out whats being affected by the supply shortage? So far nothing I usually stock up on is out except for a pair of lounge pants I ordered that took 3 weeks to deliver

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 05, 2021 07:18

Sorry you were so put out.

Posted by: Golfman at October 05, 2021 07:29 PM (hOMhY)

115 >>>Good to see you around. Everything good?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Yep, had Mohs surgery last week. Stitches get out tomorrow. Doc got all the cancer in first shot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:29 PM (VWp7G)

116 Only 17 travel days left before the TXMoMe!

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 07:29 PM (MVjcR)

117 >>> 55 9 I sent the o-fishul pdf of the powerpoint that the feds accidentally posted where they acknowledge that 60% of hospitalized with COVID are fully vaccinated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 06:55 PM (VW7tl)

I also found it here. Download it while you can.

https://preiew.tinyurl.com/ydpe6s36
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 05, 2021 07:10 PM (DTX3h)

Looks like it's gone now.

"Trust the SCIENCE!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2021 07:29 PM (ACi07)

118 We have a moose out front!

What msg does it have for us?

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Posted by: Mookie at October 05, 2021 07:29 PM (u+Y3T)

119 We have a moose out front!
~~~
What msg does it have for us?

Evening all
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Moose don't talk with their mouths full.

Moose etiquette.

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2021 07:29 PM (arJlL)

120 I learned this week that the Brits spent seven hours of BBC programming on coverage of the Chelsea Flower Show (in September instead of May this year). I am trying to imagine anything similar in the U.S. Maybe the more rural states?
Posted by: Beltway Elite at October 05, 2021 07:00 PM (Ajt8v)

BBC gets paid by fees on television. They get paid if it is any good or not.
It is like the Corporate News channels on bundled cable

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2021 07:30 PM (KbLYZ)

121 And after the patient got the second clotshot, the guy's bloodwork looked like he has AIDS now.

Completely effed up immune system.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at October 05, 2021 07:30 PM (xopIz)

122 Great news, Wyatt!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)

123 >>I read a story about a teen that would sneak into a pumpkin patch at night, cut a hole in the pumpkins and have sex with them.

The farmer was miffed.
Posted by: JT

It's OK as long as you sell the pumpkins in the next village over from yours.

Posted by: Ask the Imam at October 05, 2021 07:30 PM (HQ9Sl)

124 Yep, had Mohs surgery last week. Stitches get out tomorrow. Doc got all the cancer in first shot.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Good !

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2021 07:30 PM (arJlL)

125 >>> 58 Shit. Typo in that link.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydpe6s36
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 05, 2021 07:11 PM (DTX3h)

"gone" or not!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2021 07:30 PM (ACi07)

126 Yep, had Mohs surgery last week. Stitches get out tomorrow. Doc got all the cancer in first shot.

That's great news.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 05, 2021 07:30 PM (Xrfse)

127 And Francis Collins really does have a MD degree from the UNC-Chapel Hill.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 07:31 PM (lQj4a)

128 That's a male?

Supposedly one of them is
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It's a fluid situation.
Posted by: Aviator at October 05, 2021 07:26 PM (HQ9Sl)

Oh *that's* not right! No...

Posted by: Guy Fleegman at October 05, 2021 07:31 PM (4I/2K)

129 Sorry you were so put out.

*******

Well I was fine but everyone around me screaming at the sight of my pantless attire much less so

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 05, 2021 07:31 PM (hQVBP)

130
Glad to hear it, Wyatt Earp.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 07:32 PM (JOgHK)

131 It's mainly affecting electronics and random things like, gang boxes, bx cable, and commercial construction related materials.

Roofing, generators, switchgear, lighting, structural steel, even more mundane items like wall panels and PVC pipe. Thanks, "president" potato head. #FJB

Posted by: Mookie at October 05, 2021 07:32 PM (u+Y3T)

132
Chicken's ass when it eats.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 07:28 PM (kTF2Z)
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True. True.

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 07:32 PM (MVjcR)

133 Yep, had Mohs surgery last week. Stitches get out tomorrow. Doc got all the cancer in first shot.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:29 PM (VWp7G)

Good to hear Wyatt Earp!

Heal up and take care.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 05, 2021 07:32 PM (R/m4+)

134
Mohs...

like the "scale of hardness."

(not about erections)

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 07:32 PM (JOgHK)

135 123 too bad the miffed farmer didn't get a video. Shame the bastard with vegetable pron

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2021 07:32 PM (ONvIw)

136 Looks like it's gone now.

"Trust the SCIENCE!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2021 07:29 PM (ACi07)

If you take out the "preview" bit and just do the URL you will get it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 07:32 PM (lQj4a)

137 I have never seen anything eat a pumpkin like that moose was doing.

Cows will do that too, they love that stuff. Any kind of squash, its like candy to them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:32 PM (KZzsI)

138 Yep, had Mohs surgery last week. Stitches get out tomorrow. Doc got all the cancer in first shot.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Nice! Glad to hear it went well.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 07:33 PM (eZshs)

139
We have a moose out front!
~~~
What msg does it have for us?

Fan mail from some flounder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2021 07:33 PM (63Dwl)

140 I used to work for a dermatologist, Mohs is the shizznit. I think it has something like a 99% success rate

Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger at October 05, 2021 07:33 PM (hQVBP)

141 Thanks all. Appreciate it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:33 PM (VWp7G)

142 Glad you are back, Wyatt!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 07:34 PM (YZG/i)

143 >>>I used to work for a dermatologist, Mohs is the shizznit. I think it has something like a 99% success rate
Posted by: The Maskless and Unvaxed Ranger

This was my second bout. Had it in the early 2000s. Apparently it comes back often, but the success rate, as you said, is great.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:34 PM (VWp7G)

144 And after the patient got the second clotshot, the guy's bloodwork looked like he has AIDS now.

This isn't new, the researchers knew this happen and had seen it happen in the past. This did not sneak up on the CDC or anyone else. People who developed the process have been going around warning people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:34 PM (KZzsI)

145 They're... they're still down there. Staring at me.

Posted by: Tim Curry and His Amazing Cape of Wizardry at October 05, 2021 07:35 PM (Vjx8V)

146 Thanks, Vmom.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:35 PM (VWp7G)

147 134
Mohs...

like the "scale of hardness."

(not about erections)
Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 07:32 PM (JOgHK)

Erections are measured in Curlies.

Posted by: Roy at October 05, 2021 07:35 PM (Ti+Tv)

148 President threatens press, says learning how to fly drones. Outrage! Murderer! Oh wait, it was Biden, it's okay.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at October 05, 2021 07:35 PM (oWBc3)

149 I have never seen anything eat a pumpkin like that moose was doing.
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Cows will do that too, they love that stuff. Any kind of squash, its like candy to them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:32 PM (KZzsI)

If you've never seen video of hippos destroying watermelon, it's a sight to behold.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2021 07:35 PM (HN0nw)

150 Nobody's claimed bluebell ~~owns~~ is the staff for that orange and white kitty yet?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2021 07:35 PM (ACi07)

151 Yes, good to see you Wyatt. Stay frosty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:35 PM (KZzsI)

152 I like this video. You're a DOCTOR, dammit!!!!

Posted by: Mookie at October 05, 2021 07:36 PM (u+Y3T)

153 Beautiful little donkey, love its coloring. Dogge good backscratcher!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 05, 2021 07:36 PM (nWxPx)

154 76 here's the video someone posted about the doctor discussing the labwork after the patient had gotten the shot:

https://youtu.be/ZwR7natWqLk

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:17 PM (r9lDC)

That is actually clinical proof of what some of us have been saying for some time.

You only have so much immune system. If you artificially set it off against something is is not actually a threat, then it is not as able to combat ACTUAL threats... like cancer.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 07:36 PM (oHd/0)

155 Roofing, generators, switchgear, lighting, structural steel, even more mundane items like wall panels and PVC pipe. Thanks, "president" potato head. #FJB
Posted by: Mookie

I spoke with the general foreman in charge of our Meijer grocery remodel. Usually, it's a 5 week job. Now - been at it for a month with no end in sight - can't get shelving, refrigerated cabinets, conductors, ducting or flooring in the quantities needed. He hopes to be done by Christmas but isn't sure that will happen at all.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 07:36 PM (eZshs)

156 I looked up where Rust Valley is and its like seven feet from Washington State, up in BC.

Which explains how they got hold of a Pontiac Beaumont, which is one of those odd Canadian Pontiacs which were Chevy sheet metal and engines with a different grille and Pontiac badging. A result of some trade agreement that went away about 1970 and since then the Canadians get basically the same cars we do with a couple small trim differences for marketing reasons, like they made a stripper full size Chevy called a Bel Air till the early 80s cause enough Canadians still wanted an absolutely basic full size.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 05, 2021 07:37 PM (3/XaG)

157 https://preiew.tinyurl.com/ydpe6s36
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 05, 2021 07:10 PM (DTX3h)

Looks like it's gone now.

"Trust the SCIENCE!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2021 07:29 PM (ACi07)

tinyurl.com/ydpe6s36

Try it now.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 07:37 PM (wAnMi)

158 Only 17 travel days left before the TXMoMe!
Posted by: Weasel
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That's it...rub it in for those of us unable to attend.

Posted by: Unbecomingly envious Mike Hammer at October 05, 2021 07:38 PM (AytXr)

159 Between the wood costs earlier this year and the shortages, its been a real nightmare for construction. Just in the middle of people doing tons of remodeling.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

160 >>>You only have so much immune system. If you artificially set it off against something is is not actually a threat, then it is not as able to combat ACTUAL threats... like cancer.
Posted by: Romeo13

And when vast swaths of cancer deaths occur down the road, they'll say, "Well, cancer kills a lot of people," and move on.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:38 PM (VWp7G)

161
Is this true? I dunno. (holy shit, it is true!)

Supposedly in Australia, the "authorities" are randomly calling people to confirm they are inside their home.

If the ~~citizen~~ subject does not answer within 5 rings, the police are dispatched. If the subject does answer, they must show a "selfie" of their present location.

I shit you not.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 07:38 PM (JOgHK)

162 We TOLD you that AIDS was a straight persons virus!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:38 PM (r9lDC)

163 “I can cipher some, but I expect I’ve got my own notions about spelling.”—Owen Wister, The Virginian

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 05, 2021 07:39 PM (CX3cf)

164 And when vast swaths of cancer deaths occur down the road, they'll say, "Well, cancer kills a lot of people," and move on.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:38 PM (VWp7G)

They'll blame it on climate change and raise taxes to help fight it.

Posted by: Roy at October 05, 2021 07:39 PM (Ti+Tv)

165 I spoke with the general foreman in charge of our Meijer grocery remodel. Usually, it's a 5 week job. Now - been at it for a month with no end in sight - can't get shelving, refrigerated cabinets, conductors, ducting or flooring in the quantities needed. He hopes to be done by Christmas but isn't sure that will happen at all.

Posted by: Tonypete

All planned.

Posted by: Mookie at October 05, 2021 07:39 PM (u+Y3T)

166 Mooses are scary AF. An angry, stupid, smelly minivan.
Posted by: clutch cargo -

But you'd have moose-burgers for a couple of years!
(related to me by my sister who said all 4 in the family got tired of moose before it was gone)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2021 07:39 PM (9m5oN)

167 >>>They'll blame it on climate change and raise taxes to help fight it.
Posted by: Roy

Or covid, twenty years after it began.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:39 PM (VWp7G)

168 Canada has some cool Canuck-only cars. Its like all those oddball Australian cars, some are awesome.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:39 PM (KZzsI)

169 I read a story about a teen that would sneak into a pumpkin patch at night, cut a hole in the pumpkins and have sex with them.

The farmer was miffed.
Posted by: JT at October 05, 2021 07:27 PM (arJlL)

That's some Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown..

Posted by: Linus at October 05, 2021 07:40 PM (oHd/0)

170 That is actually clinical proof of what some of us have been saying for some time.

You only have so much immune system. If you artificially set it off against something is is not actually a threat, then it is not as able to combat ACTUAL threats... like cancer.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 07:36 PM (oHd/0)

Strangely enough, Dr. Malone, the guy that invented the mRNA process said exactly the same thing. He also predicted the "breakthrough" cases we're experiencing.

So of course, these dangerous videos had to be removed from Social Media. Because Dr. Malone is an insane anti-vaxxer. Who's been inventing and promoting vaccines his entire life. Tricky bastard.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 07:40 PM (wAnMi)

171 Why on earth is Biden threatening the press? They continually cover for him except for Doocey (sp?) who sometimes actually asks some intelligent questions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 07:40 PM (lQj4a)

172 Because Dr. Malone is an insane anti-vaxxer. Who's been inventing and promoting vaccines his entire life. Tricky bastard.

*

Wrecker.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:41 PM (r9lDC)

173 But you'd have moose-burgers for a couple of years!
(related to me by my sister who said all 4 in the family got tired of moose before it was gone)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2021 07:39 PM (9m5oN)

Never had it. A friend in Idaho says it's better than elk. Hard to believe, but yeah, you'd need a couple of freezers for one of those things.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 07:41 PM (wAnMi)

174 171 Why on earth is Biden threatening the press? They continually cover for him except for Doocey (sp?) who sometimes actually asks some intelligent questions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 07:40 PM (lQj4a)

His handlers whispered to him he was supposed to attack someone but he forgot exactly who it was.

Posted by: Roy at October 05, 2021 07:41 PM (Ti+Tv)

175 I am contributing to fix the lumber shortage by having timber cut on my property. Timber prices are still really good so I'm hoping for a nice chunk of money.
Still whittling away at the mortgage. The balance is now below $18,000. At this point I owe less on my mortgage than I owe on my car.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 05, 2021 07:42 PM (Vxu+H)

176 >>> >>> 144 And after the patient got the second clotshot, the guy's bloodwork looked like he has AIDS now.
This isn't new, the researchers knew this happen and had seen it happen in the past. This did not sneak up on the CDC or anyone else. People who developed the process have been going around warning people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:34 PM (KZzsI)

>>> 154 76 here's the video someone posted about the doctor discussing the labwork after the patient had gotten the shot:
https://youtu.be/ZwR7natWqLk
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:17 PM (r9lDC)
That is actually clinical proof of what some of us have been saying for some time.
You only have so much immune system. If you artificially set it off against something is is not actually a threat, then it is not as able to combat ACTUAL threats... like cancer.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 07:36 PM (oHd/0)

Hmm, what was it that Fauxi was involved with before the woofloo...?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2021 07:42 PM (ACi07)

177 I read a story about a teen that would sneak into a pumpkin patch at night, cut a hole in the pumpkins and have sex with them.

The farmer was miffed.
Posted by: JT at October 05, 2021 07:27 PM (arJlL)

Farmer ended up having a sale on Cumquats.

Posted by: Roy at October 05, 2021 07:42 PM (Ti+Tv)

178 FenelonSpoke

Francis Collins was the uncharismatic but bureaucratically effective leader of the Human Genome Project. Others helped, but he got it done.

Good scientist and researcher, with a strong Chemistry background. He has done good at the Head of NIH. In the past. I heard him speak at the Patent Office before the Human Genome Project patent (a roomful of boxes long) arrived there.

But he did not stop Fauci. He could have. So he has been found wanting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 07:43 PM (u82oZ)

179 Yep, had Mohs surgery last week. Stitches get out tomorrow. Doc got all the cancer in first shot.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Do you find yourself going nyuck, nyuck, nyuck?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at October 05, 2021 07:43 PM (cSyAR)

180 That's some Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown..
Posted by: Linus at October 05, 2021 07:40 PM (oHd/0)

If there isn't an incest pron movie called The Great Pump Kin, starring Linus and Lucy, then our pron industry is fail.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2021 07:43 PM (HN0nw)

181 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 07:43 PM (xK9An)

182 Why on earth is Biden threatening the press? They continually cover for him except for Doocey (sp?) who sometimes actually asks some intelligent questions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 07:40 PM (lQj4a)

Dementia. Paranoia and suspicion are universal with the disease. It's got no rhyme or reason. They can hate family members and be positive they're being spied on or poisoned, but complete strangers they'll ask to watch the silverware. He's getting worse every day.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 07:44 PM (wAnMi)

183 >>>Do you find yourself going nyuck, nyuck, nyuck?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods

No, but my hair is now bowl shaped.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:44 PM (VWp7G)

184
Mooses are scary AF. An angry, stupid, smelly minivan.
Posted by: clutch cargo -

On the other hand, they're a lot of fun to watch when they're chasing a new butterbar across an Army land navigation course.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2021 07:44 PM (gbfHZ)

185 The guy that does Uneducated Economist said that lumber prices did come down from the highs and they don't have any problems getting doors. But windows seem to be hard to come by.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 05, 2021 07:44 PM (5HBd1)

186 181 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 07:43 PM (xK9An)

Tastes just like Butter?

/looks confuseled

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 07:45 PM (oHd/0)

187
That's it...rub it in for those of us unable to attend.
Posted by: Unbecomingly envious Mike Hammer at October 05, 2021 07:38 PM (AytXr)
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Sorry, bro. But if you made it we wouldn't be able to talk about you behind your back!

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 07:45 PM (MVjcR)

188 181 ZOD IMPERIAL.

backwards, partially, that would be "I DOZ"

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 05, 2021 07:45 PM (3/XaG)

189 But windows seem to be hard to come by.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 05, 2021 07:44 PM (5HBd1)

F'n Bill Gates.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 05, 2021 07:46 PM (HN0nw)

190 Canada has some cool Canuck-only cars. Its like all those oddball Australian cars, some are awesome.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Albertamobiles? Moosemobiles?

I have it on good authority that Studebakers are popular.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 07:46 PM (1vynn)

191 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 07:43 PM (u82oZ)

Thanks; I knew he was involved with the Human Genome Project. I didn't know he hadn't done anything to stop Fauci.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 07:47 PM (lQj4a)

192 Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2021 07:29 PM (0ZszS)

Congrats on the clean scan by the way!

I wasn't around when you announced that good news earlier.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 07:47 PM (BgMrQ)

193 Proof of a Lab's 'soft mouth;' put two raw eggs on the chair, preparing to take them downstairs for feeding of Canis Zod and Canis Jr.

Jr. picked up one of the eggs from the seat-cushion in his mouth, walked it down five stairs and down a hallway, and laid it on the carpeted bedroom floor, uncracked.

Hail Canis Zod Jr.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 07:47 PM (xK9An)

194 Mike Hammer, you're there in spirit.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 07:47 PM (0GsHi)

195 188 181 ZOD IMPERIAL.

backwards, partially, that would be "I DOZ"
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 05, 2021 07:45 PM (3/XaG)

Zodoz? Does he wear a skimpy bathing suit and look like Sean Connery?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

196 Congrats Thomas Bender!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 07:47 PM (YZG/i)

197 "I am very sorry to hear that Francis Collins is associated with the NIH, because he has an interesting testimony about how he went from Atheism to Christianity."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 07:26 PM (lQj4a)

His transition to a "progressive" Christion isn't very interesting. He resorted back to government over God as soon as Covid hit.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 05, 2021 07:48 PM (4thlk)

198 Sorry, bro. But if you made it we wouldn't be able to talk about you behind your back!
Posted by: Weasel
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Pfft. My ears have gotten so bad, you'd have to shout in my face...without a mask.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 07:48 PM (1vynn)

199 Zodoz? Does he wear a skimpy bathing suit and look like Sean Connery?

I was thinking more like there are 12 involved

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 05, 2021 07:49 PM (3/XaG)

200 Its like all those oddball Australian cars, some are awesome.

**

People don't realize it, but when GM brought back the GTO name a few years ago that was a Holden out of Australia. Manero? Monero? Something like that.

Interesting car. If we couldn't get it as the Australian then I always thought it should've just been called a Camaro, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:49 PM (r9lDC)

201 Pfft. My ears have gotten so bad, you'd have to shout in my face...without a mask.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 07:48 PM (1vynn)
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WHAT? Please talk into my good ear.

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 07:49 PM (MVjcR)

202 Mrs. F. Is definitely going to get swept up. She's had words with more than one SFUSD trustee.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2021 07:50 PM (EZebt)

203 My sweet Baboo Linus took "it" out and asked me to kiss it for luck while we waited on the Great Pumpkin.

Posted by: Sally Brown at October 05, 2021 07:50 PM (4I/2K)

204
WHAT? Please talk into my good ear.
Posted by: Weasel
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I refer to that as 'My better ear'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 07:50 PM (pbStR)

205 WHAT? Please talk into my good ear.
Posted by: Weasel

That would be the *not* near the breech I'll bet...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2021 07:51 PM (9m5oN)

206 If that memo had been signed by Bill Barr instead of Garland can you imagine the media howling about Trump's incipient fascism?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2021 07:51 PM (EZebt)

207 Just thought I'd share with all my fellow Morons who might be looking at alternative employment where the Vax isn't required.
Go sign up here for emailed push of available work.
https://novaxmandate.org/

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 05, 2021 07:52 PM (LW36e)

208 WHAT? Please talk into my good ear.

**

Ha. That reminds me of that Rodney Dangerfield joke. Something like "I was talking to my wife, feeling down about myself. Said "Honey, I look in the mirror and I see a once vibrant man out of the prime of his life, getting old and fat, with hair growing out of his ears, balding, and triple chins. Say something good about me to cheer me up."

"Your eyesight is damn near perfect."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:52 PM (r9lDC)

209 Church Militant-The Conservative RC site has an interview with Robert Malone-the MRNA guy critiquing the nanny state:

https://tinyurl.com/568y689y

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 07:52 PM (lQj4a)

210 Uh oh! 8% battery life left!

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 07:52 PM (MVjcR)

211 >>backwards, partially, that would be "I DOZ"
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 05, 2021 07:45 PM (3/XaG)

No. Resume your incompetence.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 07:52 PM (xK9An)

212 Interesting. Lt. Col who is in the brig, and under a gag order, can somehow tell Trump he does not want his support, and badmouth him.

Then is let out of the brig today.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

213 His transition to a "progressive" Christion isn't very interesting. He resorted back to government over God as soon as Covid hit.

I am not familiar with his politics or indeed with his work recently with the NIH.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 07:53 PM (lQj4a)

214
That would be the *not* near the breech I'll bet...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2021 07:51 PM (9m5oN)
-------
Yep!

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

215 Not sure if this was mentioned earlier, but the Lt. Col. who criticized the Afghan evacuation apparently tore into President Trump and Don Jr in a Facebook post, claiming he "didn't want or need his help."

Seems kinda odd.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:54 PM (VWp7G)

216 Mooses are scary AF. An angry, stupid, smelly minivan.
Posted by: clutch cargo -

Blasphemy.

Wish I had a moose in my freezer just now, but can't convince DH to go get one. Maybe in a couple of years, on our own land, when he doesn't have to haul it out.

Moose are only scary if you provoke them, or get between mama and baby. We have them all over the neighborhood. It isn't that hard to avoid them. But yes, they do eat the pumpkins. Who would pass up all that sweet yumminess when all the leaves are gone and there's only twigs to eat?

They are stupid, but they know a good thing when it's offered.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 05, 2021 07:54 PM (qvjMx)

217 I don't want to think of Linus as having sex with the Great Pumpkin or Sally having sex with Linus. I just want to think of them as sweet cartoon characters of children originally from the 60's.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 07:55 PM (lQj4a)

218 215 Not sure if this was mentioned earlier, but the Lt. Col. who criticized the Afghan evacuation apparently tore into President Trump and Don Jr in a Facebook post, claiming he "didn't want or need his help."

Seems kinda odd.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:54 PM (VWp7G)

While still under a gag order. AND was then let out of the Brig.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

219 >>>Interesting. Lt. Col who is in the brig, and under a gag order, can somehow tell Trump he does not want his support, and badmouth him.

Then is let out of the brig today.
Posted by: Romeo13

Damn you, Romeo and your quicker fingers! You'd think he would say nothing after Trump conservatives raised $2 million for his legal fund.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:55 PM (VWp7G)

220 215 Not sure if this was mentioned earlier, but the Lt. Col. who criticized the Afghan evacuation apparently tore into President Trump and Don Jr in a Facebook post, claiming he "didn't want or need his help."

Seems kinda odd.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:54 PM (VWp7G)

Not odd at all. He isn't being political, he's calling out the military for a poor choice that got people killed. Not the same thing at all.

Why politicize it?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 05, 2021 07:55 PM (qvjMx)

221 But yes, they do eat the pumpkins. Who would pass up all that sweet yumminess when all the leaves are gone and there's only twigs to eat?

They are stupid, but they know a good thing when it's offered.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Which means you can bait them into your 'range'.
Well done!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2021 07:56 PM (9m5oN)

222 DEA agent dead and another in critical condition after shootout on Amtrak

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 05, 2021 07:56 PM (5HBd1)

223 Speaking of good ear/bad ear.

I've lost lower tones in left ear and higher tones in right ear.

The rifle muzzle was nearest the left ear and radio handset was hissing in right ear.

So sometimes I'm shaking my head left and right trying to figure don't which hears a persons voice best. The wife will say, "Don't shake your head no to me!"
She can be kinda mean that way.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 05, 2021 07:56 PM (LW36e)

224 >>Not odd at all. He isn't being political, he's calling out the military for a poor choice that got people killed. Not the same thing at all. Why politicize it?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 05, 2021 07:55 PM (qvjMx)

Concur.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 07:57 PM (xK9An)

225 Reuters traveled the bayous of hard-hit Terrebonne, Lafourche, Jefferson and Plaquemines parishes in recent days, speaking with more than 40 residents. All said they felt abandoned by state and federal officials. A few said they had not received any type of support from any level of government.

A Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) spokesman said the agency was working as quickly as possible. Louisiana's Governor John Bel Edwards on Monday announced a temporary sheltering program supported by FEMA that he said would start bringing trailers into the hardest-hit areas to alleviate housing shortages.

Reuters can't find anyone to blame except nebulous "government" and unnamed Fema spokesman. If Trump were.... nevermind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 07:57 PM (0ryfU)

226 >>> 212 Interesting. Lt. Col who is in the brig, and under a gag order, can somehow tell Trump he does not want his support, and badmouth him.

Then is let out of the brig today.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

Did he also say that Go Brandon is the warmest, kindest bravest man he's ever met?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2021 07:57 PM (ACi07)

227 >>>Not odd at all. He isn't being political, he's calling out the military for a poor choice that got people killed. Not the same thing at all.

Why politicize it?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Then why go after Trump? He wasn't POTUS when Afghanistan fell.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:58 PM (VWp7G)

228 Of course Ben Had calls me when I'm busy then when i try calling back...it's always busy!!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 05, 2021 07:58 PM (UUBmN)

229 Supposedly in Australia, the "authorities" are randomly calling people to confirm they are inside their home.

Not in the least bit surprising. I have to believe that the lid is gonna blow clean off of that situation. How much longer are the Aussies gonna put up with this shit? Eh, maybe forever. Two years of this tyrannical gaslighting and very few are pushing back.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 05, 2021 07:59 PM (Xrfse)

230 Not odd at all. He isn't being political, he's calling out the military for a poor choice that got people killed. Not the same thing at all. Why politicize it?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 05, 2021 07:55 PM (qvjMx)

Except he ripped on Trump in that Facebook page, specifically saying Trump divided the Nation.

He could have just said, thanks, but no thanks, but did not. HE made it political.

And is now out of the Brig.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

231 >>> 228 Of course Ben Had calls me when I'm busy then when i try calling back...it's always busy!!
Posted by: lin-duh at October 05, 2021 07:58 PM (UUBmN)

*shifty eyes*

Ben Had knows things.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2021 07:59 PM (ACi07)

232 So sometimes I'm shaking my head left and right trying to figure don't which hears a persons voice best. The wife will say, "Don't shake your head no to me!"
She can be kinda mean that way.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz

Go visit the Audiology department at the VA, that's how I go my hearing aids.
(sat in the 'conning tower' right off the flight deck for 2 Westpacs, except when there was an emergency on the deck, then I was out there among the jets).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2021 08:00 PM (9m5oN)

233 >>Then why go after Trump? He wasn't POTUS when Afghanistan fell. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 05, 2021 07:58 PM (VWp7G)

Because he had four years to extract the US from that country and failed to do so.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:00 PM (xK9An)

234 lin-duh

She must have quite the support group to organize.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

235 Helena,
Well, she knows a hall of a lot more than me, that's for sure!!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 05, 2021 08:01 PM (UUBmN)

236 lin-duh, we are having a failure to communicate. I don't like to call people after 8 but I can call you RIGHT NOW. I need your brain.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:01 PM (0GsHi)

237 But windows seem to be hard to come by.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Most people aren't exhibitionists.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2021 08:02 PM (P1f+c)

238
Her Majesty, Dot and Delilah have arrived in New Jersey for tomorrow's quinquennial Morris and Essex KC show. Early judging time (8:45 Eastern), so if Lila doesn't win they can get out and down the road quickly. Wish her luck all the same.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:04 PM (/U27+)

239 Jr. picked up one of the eggs from the seat-cushion in his mouth, walked it down five stairs and down a hallway, and laid it on the carpeted bedroom floor, uncracked.

Hail Canis Zod Jr.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 07:47 PM (xK9An)

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Pffffft. Canis Duke Jr can do card tricks.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:04 PM (kTF2Z)

240 This is cool, so many restored normz.

BDW
@BryanDeanWright
19m
Can confirm.
___________
Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec
1h
Taiwan stuff heating up more than people realize
This isn't just posturing
There are top Chinese generals telling Xi they want the green light

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 08:04 PM (wAnMi)

241 We TOLD you that AIDS was a straight persons virus!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated at October 05, 2021 07:38 PM (r9lDC)

Am I gone off the deep end in paranoia, or does it seem reasonable that this is the purpose of this whole assfuckery for the last two years?

I'll know for sure if Fauci starts clamoring that everyone take AZT

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2021 08:05 PM (KbLYZ)

242 Hail Canis Zod Jr.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 07:47 PM (xK9An)

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Pffffft. Canis Duke Jr can do card tricks.
Posted by: Duke Lowell a

==

Doggeh can get the whole floor wet when he drinks water

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 08:05 PM (YZG/i)

243 Hadrian the Seventh

Good Luck to Her Majesty, Dot and Delilah. May they get all the awards this time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

244 Because he had four years to extract the US from that country and failed to do so.
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:00 PM (xK9An)

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Sure, the country's going to hell in a hurry, but no mean tweets, eh Zod?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:06 PM (kTF2Z)

245
Why politicize it?
Posted by: tcn

His parents went on fucking Tucker fucking Carlson.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 08:08 PM (JOgHK)

246 Because he had four years to extract the US from that country and failed to do so.
Posted by: ZOD
~~~~

Not exactly true. He tried to but then the Gen staff warned him what would happen (as actually happened for Biden). So then Trump worked the problem to get to a condition where he could leave without it collapsing.
The Pres Pudd'n-pop said, "Fuck everything Trump did." kicked over all the building blocks to peace and ordered an immediate withdrawal so he could claim to have done what Trump didn't do.
And he was right. Biden did do what Trump didn't. He fucked it all up.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 05, 2021 08:08 PM (LW36e)

247
Doggeh can get the whole floor wet when he drinks water

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 08:05 PM (YZG/i)

__________

https://images.app.goo.gl/piZhB1rPBe5cop9P8

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:08 PM (/U27+)

248 >>Except he ripped on Trump in that Facebook page, specifically saying Trump divided the Nation. He could have just said, thanks, but no thanks, but did not. HE made it political. And is now out of the Brig.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2021 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

Because he was pitched and was told that if he trashed Trump then he'd get set free because Milley and also deep state and maybe a pension after all as long as the orange-man-bad stuff continued because deep state intentions overcome institutional deep state incompetence kinda thing or something.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:08 PM (xK9An)

249 Oh my gosh that cat video! Little boy looks just like my great grandson!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 05, 2021 08:09 PM (nxdel)

250 Not exactly true. He tried
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 05, 2021 08:08 PM (LW36e)

And he failed.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:09 PM (xK9An)

251 what is the sicilian defense in chess?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2021 08:09 PM (KbLYZ)

252 The fuck is this? Biden announced that he and Jinping have reached an agreement, but Biden's such an incompetent moron, this reporter is left to speculate what the fuck he's talking about.

Top. Men.

https://reut.rs/3uM7LxK

Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2021 08:10 PM (i0wNm)

253 >>Sure, the country's going to hell in a hurry, but no mean tweets, eh Zod?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:06 PM (kTF2Z)

Jargon.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:11 PM (xK9An)

254 Hadrian, good luck to Her Majesty, Dot, and Delilah!

Btw, I've been meaning to ask - what brand of shampoo / conditioner do you guys use for the doggehs?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 08:11 PM (YZG/i)

255
what is the sicilian defense in chess?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2021 08:09 PM (KbLYZ)

__________

Don't confuse this with the silicone defense in chess.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:11 PM (/U27+)

256 And he failed.
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:09 PM (xK9An)

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What's your solution?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)

257 And he failed.
Posted by: ZOD
~~~

Failed to fail?
Yup you're right about that.

Sometimes you gotta have the brains to know when the pie ain't done.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 05, 2021 08:11 PM (LW36e)

258 clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

Wonder where the JMSDF AIP submarines are right now?

Xi had a huge chip on his shoulder, and he needs a distraction in the worst way. He had underperformed, and can blame no one else, since he became the Maximum Leader.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

259 52 I looked up where Rust Valley is and its like seven feet from Washington State, up in BC.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2021 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

Their saying, "eh?" All the time should have been. Clue that they're from Up There.

Posted by: Fox2 at October 05, 2021 08:11 PM (P5U01)

260 >>> 252 The fuck is this? Biden announced that he and Jinping have reached an agreement, but Biden's such an incompetent moron, this reporter is left to speculate what the fuck he's talking about.

Top. Men.

https://reut.rs/3uM7LxK
Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2021 08:10 PM (i0wNm)

An agreement that his cut is being raised from 10 to 15 percent?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2021 08:12 PM (ACi07)

261 what is the sicilian defense in chess?
Posted by: Kindltot

Finger the bad guy and kill all the witnesses?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 08:12 PM (eZshs)

262 Never bet against a Sicilian when lives are on the line.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 08:12 PM (0ryfU)

263
Gun Weasel still here?

Ever see this young lady, Autumn, shoot her guns?

https://youtu.be/Ay2-kSekDSc?t=8726

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 08:13 PM (JOgHK)

264 >>What's your solution? Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)

Bath-salt gorilla cavalry.

Check. Your move.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:13 PM (xK9An)

265 Bath-salt gorilla cavalry.

Check. Your move.
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:13 PM (xK9An)

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Jargon.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:13 PM (kTF2Z)

266 https://images.app.goo.gl/piZhB1rPBe5cop9P8
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:08 PM (/U27+)

That's exactly what happens!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 08:14 PM (YZG/i)

267
Autumn's Armoury is the name of the Youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_bEN-rN7borJDeXQM_viUA

Either this girl is 7 years old, or she's a midget.

She shoots guns. Real guns.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 08:14 PM (JOgHK)

268 >>Failed to fail? Yup you're right about that.

Sometimes you gotta have the brains to know when the pie ain't done. Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 05, 2021 08:11 PM (LW36e)

Yes.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:14 PM (xK9An)

269 >>Jargon. Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:13 PM (kTF2Z)

Yes.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:15 PM (xK9An)

270 Taiwan stuff heating up more than people realize
This isn't just posturing
There are top Chinese generals telling Xi they want the green light
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 08:04 PM (wAnMi)

Isn't the ROC Samson option the destruction of Three Gorges and flooding the entire Yangtze valley?

Posted by: Fox2 at October 05, 2021 08:16 PM (P5U01)

271 Un-American Gopniks

Posted by: Question Authority at October 05, 2021 08:16 PM (M5PBG)

272
Btw, I've been meaning to ask - what brand of shampoo / conditioner do you guys use for the doggehs?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 08:11 PM (YZG/i)

____________

We use a variety of show shampoos from Chris Christianson, depending on color. Cowboy Magic conditioner from Tractor Supply.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:16 PM (/U27+)

273
Well?

Did anyone watch the vid I cued up above?

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 08:17 PM (JOgHK)

274 @192

>>Congrats on the clean scan by the way!

Thank you.

I've evaded cancer this round, it's a 15 round fight and it's only round 8, a long way to go.

However, in the end, the house always wins.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2021 08:18 PM (0ZszS)

275 Isn't the ROC Samson option the destruction of Three Gorges and flooding the entire Yangtze valley?
Posted by: Fox2

If attacked I hope they do retaliate and destroy their chip plants too.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2021 08:18 PM (9m5oN)

276 Fuck cancer
And
Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 08:19 PM (YZG/i)

277 >>270 Taiwan stuff heating up more than people realize This isn't just posturing There are top Chinese generals telling Xi they want the green light
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 08:04 PM (wAnMi)

Five gets you ten that we'll see 'civil unrest' in Taipei by 'liberation factions' who 'seek an orderly plebiscite' that only a beneficent PLA presence can ensure...

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:19 PM (xK9An)

278 We use a variety of show shampoos from Chris Christianson, depending on color. Cowboy Magic conditioner from Tractor Supply.

Posted by: Hadrian the Sevent

Thanks!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 08:19 PM (YZG/i)

279 China is totally going to pwn the shit out of Taiwan the moment they're confident they can get away with it. Been waiting like 70 years for it. So, is that time now, with the rest of the world in disarray courtesy of a super mysterious virus that tooooootallly didn't escape or get leaked from a Chinese lab? It's certainly possible.

Posted by: CppThis at October 05, 2021 08:19 PM (UewuT)

280
Remember during bush when "dissent" was the "highest form of patriotism?"

Then came obama, and "dissent" was "racist."

Then came the invalid unelected biden, and "dissent" is "treason."

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 08:19 PM (JOgHK)

281 Taiwan's goose was cooked on 8/31/2021.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:21 PM (kTF2Z)

282 If China takes Taiwan, what could we possibly do about it?

China makes pretty much everything we need and use.

China invades and I expect a very large shrug from the Uniparty....

Uniparty: Whatya going to do? MOAR H1B's!!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2021 08:21 PM (0ZszS)

283
btw, the vandal of that stupid "mural" for the overdosed criminal looks like an alt-left Hoaxer. But maybe I'm just too cynical.

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 08:23 PM (JOgHK)

284 >>279 China is totally going to pwn the shit out of Taiwan the moment they're confident they can get away with it. Been waiting like 70 years for it.
Posted by: CppThis at October 05, 2021 08:19 PM (UewuT)

Yep. 'Civil unrest,' followed by an 'invitation of peacekeeping forces.' After that, just a matter of quietly sweeping up the pieces.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:23 PM (xK9An)

285 Uniparty: Whatya going to do? MOAR H1B's!!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2021 08:21 PM (0ZszS)

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If only we had a president who made it a priority to reduce our reliance on China and bring manufacturing to the US.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:23 PM (kTF2Z)

286 However, in the end, the house always wins.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2021 08:18 PM (0ZszS)

To paraphrase Norm MacDonald's thoughts:

It's a tie!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:23 PM (BgMrQ)

287 Did anyone watch the vid I cued up above?
Posted by: S'oothsay'er
--
Link went to the little girls channel not a video.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2021 08:24 PM (9m5oN)

288 Yep. 'Civil unrest,' followed by an 'invitation of peacekeeping forces.' After that, just a matter of quietly sweeping up the pieces.
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:23 PM (xK9An)

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Wish I could disagree with this, but I fear you're right.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:24 PM (kTF2Z)

289 Duke Lowell

Taiwan has some counters. But if Communist China wants to win, they keep sending missiles and bodies until the ROC runs out of ammo.

Will Xi in China survive a bloody win?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

290
Delilah is an Irish-marked brindle sable and has a very complicated bath

Blue shampoo for the whites
Black on Black for the frosting on her withers
Gold on Gold to bring out the red undercoat. Rinse.

Then Thick and Thicker to add volume. Wait two minutes and rinse.

Then Conditioner. Rinse and blow dry after grinding her nails down.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:26 PM (/U27+)

291 Taiwan makes a lot of stuff as well.

The whole this is scary.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 05, 2021 08:26 PM (WF/xn)

292 >>Wish I could disagree with this, but I fear you're right. Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:24 PM (kTF2Z)

You can't. I am. Kneel.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:26 PM (xK9An)

293 OK, all y'all have a nice evening. See many of you soon! I owe a bunch of you email and those will start going out tomorrow (I hope!)

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 08:26 PM (MVjcR)

294 ZOD

Good counterintel, and strong measures by the security forces is the counter. They should have the players from Communist China on a database.

Do the Taiwan leaders have the steel to resist?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

295 People don't realize it, but when GM brought back the GTO name a few years ago that was a Holden out of Australia. Manero? Monero? Something like that.

Interesting car. If we couldn't get it as the Australian then I always thought it should've just been called a Camaro, though.
That car, the Monaro GTO, was really something, especially the last couple years when it made 400 net hp. I looked at them when they were first introduced but I insisted on manuals at that time and they were all autos. Then it came out the manuals had serious problems. It failed for the same reason I liked it...it looked like a slightly bigger Grand Am..serious sleeper. Most people buy fast cars to show off and the GTO didn't look like anything special. GM didn't really care cause they were planning to drop that sort of car in Australia anyway.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 05, 2021 08:27 PM (3/XaG)

296 291 Taiwan makes a lot of stuff as well.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 05, 2021 08:26 PM (WF/xn)

And their participation in somethingnavalsomethingun derwatersomething makes keeping them 'afloat' nearly imperative.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:27 PM (xK9An)

297 Will Xi in China survive a bloody win?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Xi needs a distraction from all the electricity problems.
He'll fan the flames of war as a distraction.

Again I hope Taiwan has let them know that the dam will go as well as all of Taiwan's semiconductor plants before the PLA can finish.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2021 08:28 PM (9m5oN)

298 277 >>270 Taiwan stuff heating up more than people realize This isn't just posturing There are top Chinese generals telling Xi they want the green light
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 05, 2021 08:04 PM (wAnMi)

I know. People are too worried about Proper Pronouns to pay any attention to it. A strong administration could deal with the situation; a weak administration like this one could easily blunder into all out war because they will be scared it will hurt them politically if they fold.

weak governments cause far more wars than strong governments do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 08:28 PM (evAgx)

299 Will Xi in China survive a bloody win?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

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Will Taiwan put up the fight knowing they'll lose? I'd like to think so, but I don't know.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)

300 Hail ZOD!

*curtsies*
Have the Aztecs thrown Pelosi in the volcano yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:28 PM (U2p+3)

301 Biden: I see these signs around uh but I tell you these people don't treat me like someone who won 81 million votes.

*seven people clap*

I laughed a belly laugh. Weeping or seething is also a valid response.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 05, 2021 08:29 PM (ybIRR)

302 290
Delilah is an Irish-marked brindle sable and has a very complicated bath

==

Wow! That must take quite while.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 08:29 PM (YZG/i)

303
Link went to the little girls channel not a video.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

The earlier link I posted:

https://youtu.be/Ay2-kSekDSc?t=8726

Posted by: S'oothsay'er at October 05, 2021 08:29 PM (JOgHK)

304 You can't. I am. Kneel.
Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:26 PM (xK9An)

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No. You will fetch me a beer. You will do this now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:29 PM (kTF2Z)

305 >>Have the Aztecs thrown Pelosi in the volcano yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched

You'll know when you see the flash of steam when her soggy depends hit the lava.

Posted by: Aviator at October 05, 2021 08:29 PM (HQ9Sl)

306 Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:26 PM (xK9An)

Nobody is kneeling to you Zod. They either have arthritis or know that in reality you a nice elderly man with spectacles who enjoys doing this intergalactic "Zod" thing performance piece..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 08:30 PM (lQj4a)

307 Does Taiwan have any coal?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2021 08:30 PM (63Dwl)

308 consider this scenario - China launches a Taiwanese invasion. The US sends a Carrier task force over to monitor the situation and provide support to Taiwan. China hits the Carrier task force with several satellite guided ballistic nukes. (no defense against them) The carrier group is wiped out.

What happens next?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 08:31 PM (evAgx)

309 Fen with the elbow drop!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:31 PM (kTF2Z)

310 >>Good counterintel, and strong measures by the security forces is the counter. They should have the players from Communist China on a database. Do the Taiwan leaders have the steel to resist?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

They're probably demoralized by the convolutions they have to go through to get security assistance/security. cooperation from the US through AIT. Good point; if their internal security is tight, they could crush the 'spontaneous student uprisings' likely to come. We'll see soon.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:31 PM (xK9An)

311 Bertram Cabot, Jr

China is buying Australian coal again, at a premium price. LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

312 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at Oc

I have met ZOD.
You are incorrect.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:32 PM (U2p+3)

313 Hadrian, Have you ever used Orvus shampoo? Extremely gentle but cleans great. I use it on manes, tails and my head.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:32 PM (4R//6)

314 >>> 308 consider this scenario - China launches a Taiwanese invasion. The US sends a Carrier task force over to monitor the situation and provide support to Taiwan. China hits the Carrier task force with several satellite guided ballistic nukes. (no defense against them) The carrier group is wiped out.

What happens next?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 08:31 PM (evAgx)

It would be very tragic because Joe would be too stressed out to handle the situation.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 05, 2021 08:32 PM (ACi07)

315 >>Nobody is kneeling to you Zod. They either have arthritis or know that in reality you a nice elderly man with spectacles who enjoys doing this intergalactic "Zod" thing performance piece..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 08:30 PM (lQj4a)

No.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:32 PM (xK9An)

316 306 Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:26 PM (xK9An)

Nobody is kneeling to you Zod. They either have arthritis or know that in reality you a nice elderly man with spectacles who enjoys doing this intergalactic "Zod" thing performance piece..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 08:30 PM (lQj4a)

Awww Fen, don't ruin the mental image I've developed for Zod.

I imagine him along the lines of Gary Oldman in "The 5th Element"

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:32 PM (BgMrQ)

317
Will Taiwan put up the fight knowing they'll lose? I'd like to think so, but I don't know.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)

__________

Will they blow the Three Rivers Gorge Dam when they do?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:33 PM (/U27+)

318 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:32 PM (U2p+3)

So he's not nice?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 08:33 PM (lQj4a)

319 What happens next?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 08:31 PM (evAgx)

We all go to meet God...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:33 PM (BgMrQ)

320 >>300 Hail ZOD! *curtsies*
Have the Aztecs thrown Pelosi in the volcano yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:28 PM (U2p+3)

The old gods don't want her.

And the beds are being prepped for spring bulbs.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:33 PM (xK9An)

321 Nurse, I don't think we can expect salvation from a late model Pontiac

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2021 08:34 PM (KbLYZ)

322 IM nonprofessional 0 the Taiwan thing rests on how serious the Taiwanese elites are. I don't think it is to China's benefit to eventually win a grinding war with high casualties and end up in control of an island with a destroyed economy. And that's without considering whether Taiwan can make the dam fail. But if the Taiwan elites are open to taking some sort of big payoff and retiring to Switzerland or something then it could happen. In previous decades that would be a ridiculously cynical scenario but now you never know how low any "ruling class" really is.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 05, 2021 08:35 PM (3/XaG)

323 @308

>>What happens next?

The GOP agitates for invading Morocco and Suriname.

The Democrats draft a bill to import 1 million Taiwanese refugees.

And China keeps on keeping on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2021 08:35 PM (0ZszS)

324
Have you ever used Orvus shampoo? Extremely gentle but cleans great. I use it on manes, tails and my head.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:32 PM (4R//6)

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I think so. We have so many different shampoos, detanglers, de-yelliowers, conditioners, etc. it's not funny.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:35 PM (/U27+)

325 >>>China hits the Carrier task force with several satellite guided ballistic nukes. (no defense against them) The carrier group is wiped out.

What happens next?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 08:31 PM (evAgx)
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They don't have the technical expertise to do that.
If they did do it we could nuke 'em but adults in the White House would be necessary.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2021 08:35 PM (CLkaN)

326 Chyna has been flying directly over Taiwan for days now. It's coming and dickwad will still be sucking on an ice cream cone.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:35 PM (4R//6)

327 I imagine him along the lines of Gary Oldman in "The 5th Element"
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:32 PM (BgMrQ)

I think he's been misspelling "Zoe" all along

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2021 08:36 PM (KbLYZ)

328 321 Nurse, I don't think we can expect salvation from a late model Pontiac
Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2021 08:34 PM (KbLYZ)

can we hope for Paradise by the Dashboard Light?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 08:36 PM (evAgx)

329 308 consider this scenario - China launches a Taiwanese invasion. The US sends a Carrier task force over to monitor the situation and provide support to Taiwan. China hits the Carrier task force with several satellite guided ballistic nukes. (no defense against them) The carrier group is wiped out.

What happens next?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 08:31 PM (evAgx)

I'd rather not find out because son #3 is very likely to be on that carrier.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 05, 2021 08:36 PM (z0bUQ)

330 Will they blow the Three Rivers Gorge Dam when they do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:33 PM (/U27+)

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What makes this situation all the more dangerous is that China is on the brink of economic disaster. Would Xi go ahead knowing that millions would be killed? He will if he thought he could hold onto power.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:37 PM (kTF2Z)

331
Nuclear war and dog bathing. Where else but AoSHQ?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:37 PM (/U27+)

332 I think he's been misspelling "Zoe" all along
Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2021 08:36 PM (KbLYZ)

He must make the correction.

He must do this now.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:37 PM (BgMrQ)

333
They don't have the technical expertise to do that.
If they did do it we could nuke 'em but adults in the White House would be necessary.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2021 08:35 PM (CLkaN)

they've been investing in satellite tech. Even our own military thinks they have the ability to do that now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2021 08:37 PM (evAgx)

334 Tom Servo

In a real administration, with American Values,
loss of a CVBG (7-8,000 lives and 1/4th of our deployable CVNs would start a nuclear war.

China's population and industry is concentrated in the massive urban areas. Not that many air bursts needed. Three Gorges Dam gets blown off it's unanchored foundation.

We would get our hair mussed, but not as bad today as when the new Chinese missile silos come online. We will find out how good our intel and ABM systems are.

The reality is Biden and his staff running things are Made Men of Red China, and will do nothing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

335 I've evaded cancer this round, it's a 15 round fight and it's only round 8, a long way to go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Sorry, TB - missed it earlier - nice on the clean scan!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 08:38 PM (eZshs)

336 China hits the Carrier task force with several satellite guided ballistic nukes. (no defense against them) The carrier group is wiped out.

A very strongly worded letter would be sent.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 08:38 PM (0ryfU)

337 Michael Shannon is a good actor.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 05, 2021 08:38 PM (ybIRR)

338 Stalin didn't care about the end of the world since he planned on it.

No idea where Xi is at

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2021 08:38 PM (KbLYZ)

339 Hadrian, Orvus will take piss yellow out of a tail that has to be judged in a Palomino color class.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:39 PM (4R//6)

340 I'd rather not find out because son #3 is very likely to be on that carrier.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont

My boy will be over there in another couple weeks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:39 PM (U2p+3)

341 Millions being killed is an economic bonus for Xi.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2021 08:39 PM (CLkaN)

342 The reality is Biden and his staff running things are Made Men of Red China, and will do nothing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

With all due respect Salty, if the Chinese nuked a carrier group, I don't think the American public, as fractured as it is, would stand for it.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)

343

Last Updated an hour ago
Asia Pacific
Biden says he and China's Xi agree to abide by Taiwan agreement

https://tinyurl.com/548dnunt

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2021 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

344 335 I've evaded cancer this round, it's a 15 round fight and it's only round 8, a long way to go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Sorry, TB - missed it earlier - nice on the clean scan!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 08:38 PM (eZshs)
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Oh, what a relief it is.
Good show.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2021 08:41 PM (CLkaN)

345 Hey, oh, all!

Posted by: RI Red at October 05, 2021 08:41 PM (CJtAX)

346 343

Last Updated an hour ago
Asia Pacific
Biden says he and China's Xi agree to abide by Taiwan agreement

https://tinyurl.com/548dnunt
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2021 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

Dare I say: Peace in our time...eh wot?!?!

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at October 05, 2021 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)

347 He must make the correction.

He must do this now.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:37 PM (BgMrQ)

I laughed. If he looked something like Zoe Deschanel in her prime some of the morons would be happy to make ZIR any corrections necessary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 08:42 PM (lQj4a)

348
With all due respect Salty, if the Chinese nuked a carrier group, I don't think the American public, as fractured as it is, would stand for it.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)

___________

Your faith is touching but, I fear, misplaced.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:42 PM (/U27+)

349 Awww Fen, don't ruin the mental image I've developed for Zod.

I imagine him along the lines of Gary Oldman in "The 5th Element"
Posted by: browndog

Will Zod go the same way?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2021 08:42 PM (9m5oN)

350 >>With all due respect Salty, if the Chinese nuked a carrier group, I don't think the American public, as fractured as it is, would stand for it.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

When you say "American public" the DOJ Deep state hears "domestic terrorists"

Posted by: Aviator at October 05, 2021 08:42 PM (HQ9Sl)

351 >>A very strongly worded letter would be sent.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2021 08:38 PM (0ryfU)

Dear Xi:

I thought we had agreed that apple sandwich Amtrak! You have hurt our thing, and the other thing. My son, very dear to me, also seven types of candle. Don't make us waffle the fandango!

Your friend,
Jim Biden

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:42 PM (xK9An)

352 Hadrian, Have you ever used Orvus shampoo? Extremely gentle but cleans great. I use it on manes, tails and my head.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:32 PM (4R//6)

You are risking more horse puns.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 05, 2021 08:43 PM (WF/xn)

353 My boy will be over there in another couple weeks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:39 PM (U2p+3)

A Marine isn't he? Mine is currently working in planning air operations to support the Marine forces. Pretty sure he is a tad busy right about now. Wants to get back into flying but not the way of the service.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 05, 2021 08:43 PM (z0bUQ)

354 @335

>>Sorry, TB - missed it earlier - nice on the clean scan!

Thank you.

As you enter the twilight years, things start to accelerate, so hopefully I'm around for a little while longer.

My goal is to make it to 75, everything after that is gravy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2021 08:43 PM (0ZszS)

355 RI Red, did ya find the ranch?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:43 PM (4R//6)

356 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2021 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

So dopey Joe will let China do whatever they want as regards Taiwan?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2021 08:43 PM (lQj4a)

357 Ok. Y'all are scaring the crap out of me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:43 PM (U2p+3)

358 Your faith is touching but, I fear, misplaced.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:42 PM (/U27+)

Yeah...

I'm old school that way. I shoulda learned from 9/11.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:43 PM (BgMrQ)

359 Millions being killed is an economic bonus for Xi.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2021 08:39 PM (CLkaN)

only if he can direct markets and dominate them afterwards. Most nations don't like China, and they don't trust them. Argentina needs a market for soy and beef, but they would be cool not selling to the nation that violates their fishing exclusion zones.

but then he may not care

Posted by: Kindltot at October 05, 2021 08:44 PM (KbLYZ)

360 Ben Had

The Red Chinese Air Force is not overflying Taiwan. Some in China are urging that, but that is an unprovoked attack.

What the Red Chinese Air Force is doing is going into the SW corner of the Taiwan Air Defense Zone without clearance. The ROC Air Force is scrambling fighters, and the aircraft are tracked. But the Red Chinese aircraft are out of range of all but the best Taiwan AA missiles.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

361 A Marine isn't he? Mine is currently working in planning air operations to support the Marine forces. Pretty sure he is a tad busy right about now. Wants to get back into flying but not the way of the service.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont

Yep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:44 PM (U2p+3)

362 348
With all due respect Salty, if the Chinese nuked a carrier group, I don't think the American public, as fractured as it is, would stand for it.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)
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Gas up with ESSO, America's high octane gasoline.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2021 08:44 PM (CLkaN)

363 >>> 357 Ok. Y'all are scaring the crap out of me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:43 PM (U2p+3)

{{{nurse}}}

In just over two weeks (!) we will be eating bacon and making pew-pew noises.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2021 08:44 PM (ACi07)

364 With all due respect Salty, if the Chinese nuked a carrier group, I don't think the American public, as fractured as it is, would stand for it.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)

.....

What would we do?

Start a war? They make virtually every f*cking thing we buy.

Nuke them? Mutually assured destruction.

Face it, we can't do sh*t.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 05, 2021 08:45 PM (7F9te)

365 >>But the Red Chinese aircraft are out of range of all but the best Taiwan AA missiles. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

And, as you've noted, *technically* not in Taiwanese airspace--a distinction that would matter, even at the UN.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:46 PM (xK9An)

366 Ben Had, my Google fu is . . . Awesome.
I cannot wait. Even Mrs. Red is excited about attending.
My only problem is the 11 lb. ammo limit.
And the Reds invading Taiwan.

Posted by: RI Red at October 05, 2021 08:46 PM (CJtAX)

367 NaCly, I can always rely on you for the most accurate analysis. Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:46 PM (4R//6)

368 I don't think the American public, as fractured as it is, would stand for it.

Sure they will.

Posted by: The Coof at October 05, 2021 08:47 PM (Xrfse)

369 Ok. Y'all are scaring the crap out of me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:43 PM (U2p+3)

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He's going to be fine. So will mine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2021 08:47 PM (kTF2Z)

370 In just over two weeks (!) we will be eating bacon and making pew-pew noises.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at

Helena!!!!!
*hugs!*

Can't wait!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:47 PM (U2p+3)

371 What would we do?
Start a war? They make virtually every f*cking thing we buy.
Nuke them? Mutually assured destruction.
Face it, we can't do sh*t.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 05, 2021 08:45 PM (7F9te)

Not to go all Buck Turgidson on ya, but a proportionate response would be required.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:47 PM (BgMrQ)

372 name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - PUBLIUS click this for the powerpoint pdf at October 05, 2021 08:47 PM (/BX3R)

373 Last Updated an hour ago
Asia Pacific
Biden says he and China's Xi agree to abide by Taiwan agreement
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

This is what I get out of that announcement:

Chairman Xi - "You sure do have purty mouth Joe."
If, God forbid, our carrier task forces get hit hard, there'll be a war here too against Joe.
If you were the Chinese leadership - what would you do and when would you do it?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 08:48 PM (eZshs)

374 RI Red, that news just made me and nurse very happy campers.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:48 PM (4R//6)

375 Duke!
Hugs to you too. Ugh.
This military mom thing may kill me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2021 08:49 PM (U2p+3)

376 Not to go all Buck Turgidson on ya, but a proportionate response would be required.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 05, 2021 08:47 PM (BgMrQ)
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How about an overwhelming disproportionate response?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2021 08:49 PM (CLkaN)

377 If China takes Taiwan and the spice (chips/goods/merch) begins to flow at drastically reduced prices would anyone in this country, other than those keen to what's going on, care? Likewise if the ChiComs cut us off, what are we going to do? Zip, that's what.

Thus is the state of affairs here and now. We'll not do a thing, diplomatically or otherwise but to nod in agreement with Xi.

China has already overthrown our own government. I seriously doubt we'd bitch about it should the reds take the lost provenience.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2021 08:49 PM (BFigT)

378 I'm back, using my phone this time.
Speaking of washing animals, Fun Size Joe is overdue for a pass through the sink. Ive started calling him Ol' Smeller. His big sister, too.

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 08:49 PM (MVjcR)

379 They don't have the technical expertise to do that.
If they did do it we could nuke 'em but adults in the White House would be necessary.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2021 08:35 PM (CLkaN)

Any Communist styled military requires the masses to enlist as was definitely proven in WWII. This Soviet mass required weapons of pedestrian nature - the AK 47, the T-34 tank, the Yak-3 fighter...these are weapons of the masses and not of advanced modern forces, even in 1945. But easily produced in massive amounts and can overwhelm a superior fighting force that must contend with weather and a modern fighting force on another front.

Such masses would not be available now and the use of modern warfare instruments would not be constructive for the limited use against internal and easily available strategies for military neutralization of mobilization and strike capabilities.

Posted by: Boswell at October 05, 2021 08:49 PM (5iUNf)

380 >>> 372 name field test
Posted by: Moron Robbie - PUBLIUS click this for the powerpoint pdf at October 05, 2021 08:47 PM (/BX3R)

*holds up card*

5.0

Posted by: East German Judge at October 05, 2021 08:50 PM (ACi07)

381 The Biden-Xi agreement could be that Xi promises to let former Taiwan keep selling to the U.S. for all we know..but honestly, if Taiwan wants to fight and say Japan and India back them, maybe South Korea, because they all hate and fear China, isn't that maybe even more useful than the U.S. in reality?

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 05, 2021 08:50 PM (3/XaG)

382 IIRC China already gave The Big Guy $10M so that they can do whatever the f*ck they want whenever they want to and the US leadership won't say boo.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - PUBLIUS click this for the powerpoint pdf at October 05, 2021 08:51 PM (/BX3R)

383 Jason Bourne made it OK for Michael J Fox to be a cameraman.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 05, 2021 08:51 PM (ybIRR)

384 Doggeh gets dandruff in some spots. Trying this expensive korean dog shampoo (powder) on the flaky spots

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 08:51 PM (YZG/i)

385
"What man, you were asked to ask, ever ended his days on his own terms, free to the end, at liberty mentally and physically, competent in mind and body, to choose his course of greatest wisdom or his course of greatest good? As he grew weary, as he grew weak, opportunities to choose departed from him (he could elect to do only what he was able to do). Of the fewer and fewer choices left, more and more (it seemed safe to guess) would be made between what he wanted to do very little, and what he wanted to do even less."

James Gould Cozzens, "By Love Possesed"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:51 PM (/U27+)

386 nurse, you carry the worry and your boy carries the courage.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:52 PM (4R//6)

387
ONT

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2021 08:53 PM (/U27+)

388 Added, and the Horde prays for both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:53 PM (4R//6)

389 India already has a hate on and
genetically somewhere deep inside
Japan's hate is sublimated.
Just let it go.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2021 08:53 PM (CLkaN)

390 Ok. Past my bedtime. Nite!

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2021 08:53 PM (MVjcR)

391 >>If you were the Chinese leadership - what would you do and when would you do it?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2021 08:48 PM (eZshs)

I'd encourage North Korea to redouble its feelers to a receptive Blue House. Engaging proven 'federation' sympathies on the Korean peninsula would jeopardize actual US military presence. Then, while the eggheads in Biden's State Department were trying for the umpteenth time to square the Korean circle, I'd arrange for bombings in Taipei.

Posted by: ZOD at October 05, 2021 08:54 PM (xK9An)

392 Tonypete

IF I was XI, I would back off on alienating the world against Red Chinese thugocracy.

He can improve his standing with the Chinese people, and not unify the opposition inside China in the now out of favor oligarchs. Be a capitalist China again, and not a Commie Dictator. He has issues. His stay when younger in an Iowa farm family did not inform him.

But there seems to be no one to advise Xi to cool it. Even winning in Taiwan will see the end of him. A short, victorious war is not in the cards.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 05, 2021 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

393 I ran out of episodes in For All Mankind
Good show

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 05, 2021 08:54 PM (YZG/i)

394 isn't that maybe even more useful than the U.S. in reality?
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 05, 2021 08:50 PM (3/XaG)

Yeah, but how many pink- high- heel brigades do the south Koreans have?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2021 08:54 PM (6FeV1)

395 Celebrating Thomas Bender's good news!

Posted by: Emmie at October 05, 2021 08:56 PM (6RgRK)

396 Sweet dreams, Weasel. Chicken fried steak is coming.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:56 PM (4R//6)

397 In short - the Sino-Soviet arsenal is limited in advance initial strike capability without masses to reinforce advancements, cannot withstand internal target strikes against vulnerable dams or other structural targets that would limit force movements, and could not mount a serious counter offensive after any counter strike from the west.

They know this - therefore, politics is the best weapon and they intend to exploit it as long as this lane is open.

Posted by: Boswell at October 05, 2021 08:58 PM (5iUNf)

398 RI Red, that news just made me and nurse very happy campers.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2021 08:48 PM (4R//6

That is such a low hanging softball, I can't even.
So, I'll just say I told Mrs. R about bacon wenches today. She laughed.
But I did not tell her about horse trailers.

Posted by: RI Red at October 05, 2021 08:58 PM (CJtAX)

399 All of America's truly existential enemies through most of its history have been white people. England in the early days. Mexico in the 19th century (they were, and still are, totally ruled by white people). Germany in the 20th c.

By the time we got to a real non white mortal threat in Japan, it's like we collectively as a nation didn't really remember how to Racist right, beyond a few offensive cartoons here and there and FDR's internment charade.

Other countries like... well, basically everyone... have long, long, ancient racial hatreds born of centuries of conflict. We as Americans just don't have that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2021 09:01 PM (6FeV1)

400 DEA agent dead and another in critical condition after shootout on Amtrak
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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One perp dead, the other, Devonte Okeith Mathis, arrested. Dammit, he just just turning his life around!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2021 09:03 PM (l0Lgi)

401 My take, the chi-coms are testing the reaction of Taiwan to see their weaknesses. Don't know if they will go, but I doubt they would ever attack a US ship, they know Joe won't do crap to actually interfere. But they almost certainly will wait until after their olympics. They are weird about that crap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 05, 2021 09:28 PM (r5BVk)

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