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Media Scoop: "Let's Go Brandon" Chants Now Sweeping the Nation

Your very informed, very professional, very observant, very objective media at work.

Some recent outbreaks of the "Let's Go Brandon" chant at RedState.

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Posted by: Ace at 01:19 PM




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1 sports ball still a thing?

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 04, 2021 12:19 PM (esUY8)

2 Heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 04, 2021 12:19 PM (F7dSF)

3 Read the content.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 04, 2021 12:19 PM (U7wke)

4 Fuck joe biden, indeed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 04, 2021 12:19 PM (F7dSF)

5 Yes, that's exactly what I meant!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 12:20 PM (PCMWa)

6
sports ball still a thing?
Posted by: Martin Tell


Lot's of people in the stands.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2021 12:20 PM (63Dwl)

7 I see that you can now purchase

#FJB

T-shirts. YeeeHaaw!

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2021 12:20 PM (gmo/4)

8 sports ball still a thing?
Posted by: Martin Tell

Not in my house.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 12:20 PM (PCMWa)

9

Brandon? Brandon Cruz? Courtship of Eddie's Father?

Or the Whore-Ship of Hunter's Father?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2021 12:21 PM (s2VJv)

10 The chanting will lead to Senile Joe having a very public freak out breakdown temper tantrum.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 04, 2021 12:21 PM (cSyAR)

11 Lot's of people in the stands.

Why?

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 04, 2021 12:21 PM (esUY8)

12 lol at that gulag suggestion

Posted by: flounder at October 04, 2021 12:21 PM (KnJdm)

13 I don't much care about this kind of thing. Like poll numbers, totally irrelevant if a handful of key urban centers get to stuff the ballot box as much as they want.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2021 12:21 PM (QU5/8)

14 It's nice we can insult Biden with a "Let's Go Brandon" chant and he won't know what's up.

Posted by: Gina Talia at October 04, 2021 12:21 PM (Lud1o)

15
I see that you can now purchase

#FJB

T-shirts. YeeeHaaw!
Posted by: Archer


Glenn Beck is selling "Let's Go, Brandon" shirts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2021 12:21 PM (63Dwl)

16 Who is "Brandon" supposed to be?

Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (dqP+A)

17 Went grocery shopping this morning at a few places.

The return to normalcy was apparent on many shelves.

#FJB

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (PCMWa)

18 Norms restored!

Posted by: mr tmz at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (m/Gc2)

19 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK JOE BIDEN

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (bDqIh)

20 The Talladega race is on right now! NBCSN!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (yrol0)

21 This is just so incredibly laughable. You can clearly hear what they're saying. That stupid bitch should be embarrassed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (nxdel)

22 10 The chanting will lead to Senile Joe having a very public freak out breakdown temper tantrum.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 04, 2021 12:21 PM (cSyAR)

You know that at some point where he cannot be shielded by his handlers in the Kalorama Klown Kompound Joe is going to let loose with an F bomb on live TV.

Not that anyone watches him anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

23 FUCK JOE BIDEN...FUCK JOE *clap, clap*

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (B0mGw)

24 Henry Brandon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2021 12:23 PM (63Dwl)

25 Brandon? Brandon Cruz? Courtship of Eddie's Father?

Or the Whore-Ship of Hunter's Father?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2021 12:21 PM (s2VJv)

A snippet of an interview with the winner of the NASCAR Xfinity Series Race at Talladega, Brandon Brown, went viral after an NBC reporter reportedly misheard offensive chants rumbling down from the stands. "Dad, we did it, let's go!" Brown shouted at the camera.

Posted by: flounder at October 04, 2021 12:23 PM (KnJdm)

26 It's no, they're chanting Booourns but stupider.

You know, memetics works both ways, TPTB. And I am going to laugh and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:23 PM (mf5HN)

27 While we're at it, fuck Brandon too.

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2021 12:23 PM (qoOH5)

28 16 Who is "Brandon" supposed to be?
Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (dqP+A)

First time winner Brandon Brown.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2021 12:23 PM (yrol0)

29 It's nice we can insult Biden with a "Let's Go Brandon" chant and he won't know what's up.
Posted by: Gina Talia at October 04, 2021 12:21 PM (Lud1o)

You don't it even have to change it, he is so senile!

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 04, 2021 12:23 PM (c8cE2)

30 That stupid bitch should be embarrassed.
Posted by: Jewells45

She a newscrunt. They are incapable of embarrassment.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 12:23 PM (PCMWa)

31 I am loved!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2021 12:24 PM (wXMeL)

32 It is neither "Let's Go, Brandon", nor "F*** Joe Biden".

It's obviously "Epstein didn't kill himself".

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2021 12:24 PM (ZsR3z)

33 What a fine, FINE, stylish suit Biden is wearing -- how could anyone possibly think the emperor has no clothes?

Posted by: NBC at October 04, 2021 12:24 PM (bDqIh)

34 "Let's go Brandon"

Wait, that's not mayonnaise.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2021 12:24 PM (VpIIl)

35 "That stupid bitch should be embarrassed."

We still talking about Biden?

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 04, 2021 12:24 PM (B0mGw)

36 Who Brandon?

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2021 12:24 PM (DJFLF)

37 You know that at some point where he cannot be shielded by his handlers in the Kalorama Klown Kompound Joe is going to let loose with an F bomb on live TV.

I'm betting he'll drop down on the floor/ground at some point, reach into his shit filled drawers, pulling out a gob and start finger painting.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - FJB!! at October 04, 2021 12:24 PM (N39Ws)

38 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 04, 2021 12:24 PM (6Hiuc)

39 Paula, you are ill.

Posted by: Charles Boyer at October 04, 2021 12:24 PM (csEWM)

40 Have to admit that female reporter is quick on her feet, and would go down on Sundowner in a second

Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 04, 2021 12:24 PM (QXMVu)

41 I can't wait to hear about where Brandon needs to go at the World Series.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

42 10 The chanting will lead to Senile Joe having a very public freak out breakdown temper tantrum.
---
He's already mentioned it once, so you know he's sensitive to it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 04, 2021 12:25 PM (sWM8x)

43 I saw another t-shirt that said

F%^& The Mask

F&**( The Vaccine

F&^** Joe Biden

*clap clap clap*

Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at October 04, 2021 12:25 PM (hQVBP)

44 I saw a clip of a local newsclip of the Nashville courthouse arson last week. The blow-dried buffoon was calling it "mostly peaceful" until the flames got too high. The Soviets were less heavy-handed.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 04, 2021 12:25 PM (nMx88)

45 Who is "Brandon" supposed to be?
Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (dqP+A)

First time winner Brandon Brown.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 04, 2021 12:23 PM (yrol0)

Then who was phone?

Posted by: flounder at October 04, 2021 12:25 PM (KnJdm)

46 They're saying Booorns!

Posted by: spindrift at October 04, 2021 12:25 PM (h5TKJ)

47 What a very stupid time we live in.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at October 04, 2021 12:25 PM (m+jkK)

48 Not with Jill Biden's dick.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 12:25 PM (mdgQ7)

49 Who you gonna believe, NBC News or your lying ears?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 04, 2021 12:25 PM (d9FiS)

50 This isn't the first time I've seen this, but it is far and away the stupidest attempt I have seen.

I briefly attended the University of Colorado and at the home football games a common chant was "Fuck 'em up! Fuck 'em up! Go CU!" This is obviously problematic for broadcast so the broadcasters - when it came up, which was rare (they got good at cutting the mics trained on the home team sections of the stadium), they claimed the chant was "Buffaloes, Buffaloes, Go CU!" This was at least plausible, since the team is the Buffaloes. It was also obviously bullshit.

But not so obvious as this. What is this even supposed to mean? It doesn't even *sound* close. Who the fuck is this "Brandon" anyway, and why are people chanting his name? Do they even bother to spin some bullshit story about it? No, and that's a pity. I'd like to meet this great leader of men. I am sure he is a splendid "Hail fellow, well met" type that everyone loves.

Good grief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:26 PM (+IIqY)

51 LOL Brandon? Who? Yeah, a whole crowd yelling it.

Their spin gets dumber every day. Even Pravda was better than this. The Monitor in Napoleonic France was smarter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:26 PM (KZzsI)

52 36 Who Brandon?

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2021 12:24 PM (DJFLF)

NASCAR driver who won the Talladega XFinity series race. He was being interviewed after his victory, near the grand stands, by a NBC reporter. In the background fans were shouting "F Joe Biden". Reporter tried to spin it as Lets Go Brandon

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - FJB!! at October 04, 2021 12:26 PM (N39Ws)

53 What a very stupid time we live in.
Posted by: Bob at the NSA

This business is out of control. It's out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 12:26 PM (PCMWa)

54 The left had a scream at the sky day. Maybe there should be a fuck Joe Biden day.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 04, 2021 12:26 PM (cSyAR)

55 The Right is just a lot funnier than the Left, from memes to basically everything, so when I see how lame late night and SNL are I believe it has to be because of black listing, or they wouldn't suck so much.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 04, 2021 12:26 PM (Lud1o)

56 no no no, it's a recommendation for out Presnident:

it's "Fudge, Joe, Buy Some"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 04, 2021 12:26 PM (4a9Vv)

57 Crap. Off, NSA sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2021 12:27 PM (m+jkK)

58 Guessing this means the chanting is not good for El Narrativo.

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2021 12:27 PM (qoOH5)

59 Fuck joe biden, indeed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 04, 2021 12:19 PM (F7dSF)


**hugs**

Couldn't have said it better, dear lady.

Hope you had a lovely weekend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 12:27 PM (2JVJo)

60 Who is "Brandon" supposed to be?
Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (dqP+A)


You had a car....

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2021 12:27 PM (gmo/4)

61 RIP Todd Akin. Coulda done without that memory coming back, but I do hope for his soul.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at October 04, 2021 12:27 PM (c8cE2)

62 51 LOL Brandon? Who? Yeah, a whole crowd yelling it.

Their spin gets dumber every day. Even Pravda was better than this. The Monitor in Napoleonic France was smarter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:26 PM (KZzsI)

Into the Hall of Fame, right next to the TV newscaster who read off "Wi Too Lo, Ho Lee Fuq, Sum Ting Wong, Bang Ding Ow"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - FJB!! at October 04, 2021 12:27 PM (N39Ws)

63 Slow Joe is probaby asking who this Brandon guy is? The entire White House staff is probably scurrying around tasking the FBI and Fed police to track this guy down and find out just who he is.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2021 12:27 PM (axyOa)

64 55 The Right is just a lot funnier than the Left, from memes to basically everything, so when I see how lame late night and SNL are I believe it has to be because of black listing, or they wouldn't suck so much.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 04, 2021 12:26 PM (Lud1o)

=========

"If the right was as funny as the left, then the right would actually do well with late night comedy shows."
-The Left, not realizing it's not 2004.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

65 Kid wins his first NASCAR race (due to darkness) and this is what everyone will remember. Way too funny.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 04, 2021 12:27 PM (BFigT)

66 "Fuck" doesn't sound anything like "let's go"

These people need both IQ tests and hearing tests.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2021 12:27 PM (k4dH2)

67 FUCK JOE BIDEN!
and
FUCK JOE BIDEN!

but please no "FUCK KAMALA". Too many visitors have paid homage.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

68 I bought my #FJB tee shirt on Amazon last week. Wore it last Friday.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 04, 2021 12:28 PM (/Kt3K)

69 It is very common for sports fans to break out in jeers against the president. People used to yell "Fuck Trump" all the time. In fact, it happens far less under Biden than it did under any other president, including Obama. It is all just a sign that people really love Joe Biden and think the country is headed in the right direction

-CAT the DNC strategist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 04, 2021 12:28 PM (mdgQ7)

70 66 "Fuck" doesn't sound anything like "let's go"

These people need both IQ tests and hearing tests.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2021 12:27 PM (k4dH2)

Leftist test. If you hear "let's Go Brandon", you're retarded.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

71 They are lying about the words because they can't call them racist or sexist.

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (qoOH5)

72 I'll share with you all a dream I had last night. Maybe a nightmare.
I dreamt I was at a party, kind of a big indoor party, more than a hundred people, friends and such.
There, on his knees, is a man, sobbing in to his hands. Boo hoo type sobbing. It was pitiful and terribly out of place at a gathering such as this.
I put down my drink and try to comfort the man. I pull him upright. Still can't see his face.
He puts his head in my shoulder and crying, sobs "I can't stand it anymore, everyone hates me. I'm ridiculed everywhere I go..."
He sobs some more, I pat his back, there, there, old chap...
He pulls back, then I see his face.
It's Joe Biden.
Then I woke up.

Posted by: casual observer 1004 at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (aAP3z)

73 Took a bunch of hydraulic hoses in to be rebuilt this morning. Fittings not in stock, don't know when they'll get them.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (wXMeL)

74 This ain't no free shot, this ain't no fungo,
This ain't no foolin' around.
This ain't no sports club, , no paralympics,
I ain't got time for that now.

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (esUY8)

75 FUDGE JOE BIDEN

Posted by: BYU Crowd high on caffeine at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (Nf8gX)

76 Run with it.

Much like Cockney rhyming slang, something like this would fly over the heads of "smarter" people, until they learn what it meant. By that time, however, it would have been broadcast at political events without censoring.

We "deplorables" should fun with it.

Posted by: another anon at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (Z5gTD)

77 If you watch the clip closely you'll see that the NB See You Next Tuesday Newsreader was thinking on her feet and came up with the alternative "Let's Go Brandon" line. She knew what the crowd was chanting.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (flINI)

78 Anyone know anything about the crash of many social media? My wife is on Assbook, and she asked me. It's the sort of thing this site is pretty good at.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (7X3UV)

79 For all those who are asking who Brandon be, it was the guy who won the race who was being interviewed, so it's not like the name Brandon was pulled out of thin air.

It's still stupid, but there was a guy named Brandon being interviewed.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (mf5HN)

80 Into the Hall of Fame, right next to the TV newscaster who read off "Wi Too Lo, Ho Lee Fuq, Sum Ting Wong, Bang Ding Ow"

We really ought to do a hall of fame stupid reporter moments.
Other nominations:

-Rubber Bullets that were earplugs
-Chainsaw bayonet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

81 But not so obvious as this. What is this even supposed to mean? It doesn't even *sound* close. Who the fuck is this "Brandon" anyway, and why are people chanting his name? Do they even bother to spin some bullshit story about it? No, and that's a pity. I'd like to meet this great leader of men. I am sure he is a splendid "Hail fellow, well met" type that everyone loves.

Good grief.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:26 PM (+IIqY)


Joe, I bet that out there, somewhere, is a large bosomed beauty in a tight halter top that is wondering the same thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2021 12:30 PM (axyOa)

82 Don't hesitate!!! Get one before they're gone!!

https://www.teepublic.com/mug/fuck-biden

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2021 12:30 PM (AwYPR)

83 He pulls back, then I see his face.
It's Joe Biden.
Then I woke up.

Posted by: casual observer 1004 at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (aAP3z)


Stay away from the brown acid, dude.

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2021 12:30 PM (gmo/4)

84 I bought my #FJB tee shirt on Amazon last week. Wore it last Friday.
Posted by: Jaimo at October 04, 2021 12:28 PM (/Kt3K)

Get your order in just in time for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 04, 2021 12:30 PM (6Hiuc)

85 80 Into the Hall of Fame, right next to the TV newscaster who read off "Wi Too Lo, Ho Lee Fuq, Sum Ting Wong, Bang Ding Ow"

We really ought to do a hall of fame stupid reporter moments.
Other nominations:

-Rubber Bullets that were earplugs
-Chainsaw bayonet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:30 PM (KZzsI)
-Biden won the election

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

86 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

87 The most popular president ever.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (cSyAR)

88 My wife is on Assbook, and she asked me. It's the sort of thing this site is pretty good at.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (7X3UV)

There's an Assbook?

Posted by: Assman at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (KnJdm)

89 78 Anyone know anything about the crash of many social media? My wife is on Assbook, and she asked me. It's the sort of thing this site is pretty good at.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (7X3UV)


It's the Greys, man...

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (DJFLF)

90 Come on, Brandon, you're holding everyone up.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (v9pBv)

91 I heard Yanni.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (kTF2Z)

92 "If the right was as funny as the left, then the right would actually do well with late night comedy shows."
-The Left, not realizing it's not 2004.


"And ban anyone on the right from television!"
--Also the left

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

93 The goolag suggestion is actually funny and quite a troll.

Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (7X3UV)

It seems to be down.. As is Instagram

Posted by: It's me donna at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (8nD9v)

95
Can we actually fuck Biden, instead of just talking about it?

Metaphorically.


Ford Fairllane / Andrew Dice Clay:

"I fucked 'im. Oh!"

*flicks away cigarette butt, drives away*

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (hdyth)

96 Off sock

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (16VAg)

97 We really ought to do a hall of fame stupid reporter moments.
Other nominations:

-Rubber Bullets that were earplugs
-Chainsaw bayonet


Canoeist in ankle deep water.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (ZsR3z)

98 Fuck Tony F too!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (UHVv4)

99 @1

>>sports ball still a thing?

**Checks NL East Standings: Mets in 3rd Place, Out of playoffs.


Nope, not a thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (l4f4c)

100 There's an Assbook?

"you are all so mean!!!!"
--Brie Larson running away crying

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (KZzsI)

101 For context, my dad told me NBC stood for Nothing But Commies and he died in 1991.

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (qoOH5)

102 Anyone know anything about the crash of many social media? My wife is on Assbook, and she asked me. It's the sort of thing this site is pretty good at.

Facebook is down. I just tried to get on to cancel my Sheps shift on Wednesday.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (nxdel)

103 Brandon. Funny name.

Posted by: Chad at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (sWM8x)

104 78 Anyone know anything about the crash of many social media?

--

Something something DNS

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (16VAg)

105 -Chainsaw bayonet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

-flood reporter canoeing past people walking in ankle deep water

Posted by: flounder at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (KnJdm)

106 "Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuck-offs and misfits - a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.

-- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (s2QJJ)

107 it's really "Fudd, Joe Biden" because sometimes Biden is vewwy vewwy quiet.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (4a9Vv)

108 There's an Assbook?

************

I'm on Titsbook myself!

Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (hQVBP)

109 Heh - I like it. But again, I always thought "you respect the rank, not the man" was bullshit every time I got told it.

When a man is allowed to wear the rank that is obviously not deserving of it, - screw his rank. My view was "unpopular" among the senior enlisted.

Whatever. Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (3ffZo)

110 I bet the NASCAR-NBC-White House conference call was a hoot.

Posted by: mrp at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (Pqytn)

111 Off thread from previous:

Amazon sells different brands of Zinc/Quercetin.

This combines two anti inflammatories in one pill that complement each other.

The Zinc is 22mg per and the Quercetin is 800mg per.

They say does is 2 pills but I think after initial does, take only one due to the zinc being problematic approaching 50mg.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (nwORd)

112 88 My wife is on Assbook, and she asked me. It's the sort of thing this site is pretty good at.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (7X3UV)

There's an Assbook?

Posted by: Assman at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (KnJdm)

It's pronounced "Aus Man", like Donnie and Marie. Geesh.
https://assmann-usa.com/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

113 The Right is just a lot funnier than the Left, from memes to basically everything, so when I see how lame late night and SNL are I believe it has to be because of black listing, or they wouldn't suck so much.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 04, 2021 12:26 PM (Lud1o)
++++
This is the wrong way to look at things. Right-wing memes tend to be effective because the right wing has an easier job when it comes to meming. Right-wing memes have the benefit on building on the scaffolding erected by the long history of jingoism, supremacism, colonialism and patriarchy of the wider culture. A right-wing meme can call on deep reservoirs of cultural knowledge to reinforce its message of oppression and contempt for the other within its midst.

Left-wing meming is a greater challenge. The left wing cultural scaffolding doesn't exist due to their position as minority fighters against the broader cultural legacy of oppression. It's hard to be pithy and terse when you have to contextualize absolutely everything due to being disempowered by the culture you're critiquing.

Posted by: Your Kid's Communications Professor at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (+IIqY)

114 When similar nationwide chants occur in 2025 following the inauguration of POTUS Hunter Biden, the Big Karen media will ensure us that what's really being yelled is admiration and sympathy for him with chants of "Let's Go Bang One" and "Let's Go Bong One."

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (UaEGL)

115 -flood reporter canoeing past people walking in ankle deep water
Posted by: flounder at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (KnJdm)

That is a classic

Posted by: It's me donna at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (8nD9v)

116 "Something something DNS"

How massive and coordinated would a DNS have to be to work against Facebook and Instagram? More likely an infrastructure issue.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (B0mGw)

117 1 sports ball still a thing?
Posted by: Martin Tell at October 04, 2021 12:19 PM (esUY

Nah. Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

Posted by: Yogi Berra and boo boo at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (MFphb)

118 Get your order in just in time for Thanksgiving.

Pfffft. I started my Xmas shopping today. No, I'm not kidding. Don't come crying to me when Amazon and the stores have been picked clean by Halloween.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (ZsR3z)

119 Who is "Brandon" supposed to be?
Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (dqP+A)


The kid that won the XFinity race at Talladega on Saturday was named Brandon.

Media spun "fuck Joe Biden" into "let's go Brandon."

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Its FB, messenger, Instagram

Mebbe Putin hacked em

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (16VAg)

121 LET'S GO FONZI...

LET'S GO FONZI...

LET'S GO FONZI...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2021 12:34 PM (flINI)

122 It is very common for sports fans to break out in jeers against the president. People used to yell "Fuck Trump" all the time. In fact, it happens far less under Biden than it did under any other president, including Obama. It is all just a sign that people really love Joe Biden and think the country is headed in the right direction

-CAT the DNC strategist.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

At professional whist tournaments, chants of "F*ck George Washington" would frequently break out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 04, 2021 12:34 PM (d9FiS)

123 FUCK JOE BIDEN!
and
FUCK JOE BIDEN!

but please no "FUCK KAMALA". Too many visitors have paid homage.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 12:28 PM (ynpvh)


Yeah. Most people don't like crowds.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2021 12:34 PM (axyOa)

124 -Chainsaw bayonet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

-flood reporter canoeing past people walking in ankle deep water
Posted by: flounder at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM


Iraqi woman holding up a live cartridge and claiming it came through her wall

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2021 12:34 PM (m+jkK)

125 --Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2021 12:35 PM (wXMeL)

126
There's an Assbook?

Posted by: Assman at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (KnJdm)



There actually is.

AssBook The Social Index and Tools for Patriots:

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Biden Says He Won't Answer A Foreign Policy Question Because It Would 'Confuse The American People'

Speaking of the easily confused

Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2021 12:35 PM (41qix)

128 Presdent Obama should dew something about this because Joe Byedum is are Predeent.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (6QJnV)

129 The Demsm are congenital liars.

But we've known this for at least fifty years now.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (MH0eD)

130 You know that at some point where he cannot be shielded by his handlers in the Kalorama Klown Kompound Joe is going to let loose with an F bomb on live TV.
--
It'd happen within a month if there were protesters outside his DE home that prevented him from sleeping in his Michael Jackson style O2 tent.

Course, if we did that, we'd be arrested for terrorism and attempted assassination.

Posted by: Lrrr at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (jIL4c)

131 Old on the ball Joe only knows what is handlers tell him.' He wouldn't answer a foreign policy today because he said it would only confuse the American people. At this point in time any questions would only serve to confuse old Joe.

Posted by: Javems at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (AmoqO)

132 Biden Says He Won't Answer A Foreign Policy Question Because It Would 'Confuse The American People'

Speaking of the easily confused
Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2021 12:35 PM (41qix)
++++
I'd buy it. Every answer that guy gives is confusing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (+IIqY)

133 Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (flINI)

134 Canoeist in ankle deep water.

Ooh, that's a good one, too

Dan Rather's "False but true" TANG memo thing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

135 This is just so incredibly laughable. You can clearly hear what they're saying. That stupid bitch should be embarrassed.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (nxdel)

Meh. Maybe she's giving cover to her political god.
Maybe she's giving cover to her network because they'd normally have to go away from cursing that can be clearly heard or risk a fine.
But, if she and her producers merely mistook what was being said, she can continue on with her interview.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (MFphb)

136 124 -Chainsaw bayonet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

-flood reporter canoeing past people walking in ankle deep water
Posted by: flounder at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM

Iraqi woman holding up a live cartridge and claiming it came through her wall

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2021 12:34 PM (m+jkK)

Maybe she watched that episode of "Forensic Files", where they show an entire cartridge going through the wall after being shot. I commented to my wife, "Shot by what? A slingshot?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

137 At this point in time any questions would only serve to confuse old Joe.

At this point, table cutlery confuses Joe Biden.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2021 12:37 PM (ZsR3z)

138 just a nit that in the opening blurb it would have been good list the name of the NBC reporter that pulled this stunt. Name them as much as possible, I say. She hides behind "NBC" like an anon ...

Posted by: mercury at October 04, 2021 12:37 PM (nIeVx)

139 Brandon is a personal friend of mine and I'm heartened so many people are in his corner,

Brian Williams

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:37 PM (y7DUB)

140 133 Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (flINI)

For Kamala, "Ho To Lo"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

141 Hey have you noticed just how many people recently are rooting for Brandon?

Posted by: Elevator conversation at October 04, 2021 12:37 PM (vaxb+)

142 Biden Says He Won't Answer A Foreign Policy Question Because It Would 'Confuse The American People'


And who has been given a de facto monopoly on the education of the American Public for decades ?

Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (3ffZo)

143 "Raw, Raw, Raw! That's the spirit we have here!"

Posted by: MW at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (yiWf9)

144 Biden Says He Won't Answer A Foreign Policy Question Because It Would 'Confuse The American People'

Speaking of the easily confused

Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2021 12:35 PM (41qix)


I would expect a statement like that from Charles I or Louis XIV.

Posted by: mrp at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (Pqytn)

145 Biden Says He Won't Answer A Foreign Policy Question Because It Would 'Confuse The American People'


Translated. Americans are too stupid to understand my brilliance on the global stage.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

146 BUBBLES THE CHIMP SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (6Hiuc)

147 Pfffft. I started my Xmas shopping today. No, I'm not kidding. Don't come crying to me when Amazon and the stores have been picked clean by Halloween.
Posted by: pep at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (ZsR3z)


And even if they are not Fedex and USPS (at least around here) are already hopelessly behind. Not sure how UPS is faring. Last week wifey had a work related Fedex package sitting in the local Fedex facility for over a week because they can not get enough drivers.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (Ar78U)

148 There's an Assbook?

Posted by: Assman at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM

Of course. It's part of my coffee table book collection that I came up with while skiing.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (Do5/p)

149 Who is Joe Biden? Is that the guy who hosts Wheel of Fortune??

Posted by: James at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (otFiP)

150 TV newscaster who read off "Wi Too Lo, Ho Lee Fuq, Sum Ting Wong, Bang Ding Ow"

-
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard! Of course, I'm going to Hell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (d9FiS)

151 Anyone know anything about the crash of many social media? My wife is on Assbook, and she asked me. It's the sort of thing this site is pretty good at.

Facebook is down. I just tried to get on to cancel my Sheps shift on Wednesday.
Posted by: Jewells45


Wal Marts grocery ordering app is down.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 12:39 PM (OCTRt)

152 Every day they send Joe to the Oval Office and tell him to piss in the corner. Keeps him occupied.

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2021 12:39 PM (qoOH5)

153 72 I'll share with you all a dream I had last night. Maybe a nightmare.
I dreamt I was at a party, kind of a big indoor party, more than a hundred people, friends and such.
There, on his knees, is a man, sobbing in to his hands. Boo hoo type sobbing. It was pitiful and terribly out of place at a gathering such as this.
I put down my drink and try to comfort the man. I pull him upright. Still can't see his face.
He puts his head in my shoulder and crying, sobs "I can't stand it anymore, everyone hates me. I'm ridiculed everywhere I go..."
He sobs some more, I pat his back, there, there, old chap...
He pulls back, then I see his face.
It's Joe Biden.
Then I woke up.
Posted by: casual observer 1004 at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (aAP3z)


Opium is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 04, 2021 12:39 PM (Fs5vw)

154 103 Brandon. Funny name.
Posted by: Chad at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (sWM8x)

==========

At least it's not Todd.

Fucking Todd...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

155 Canoeist in ankle deep water.

Ooh, that's a good one, too

Dan Rather's "False but true" TANG memo thing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (KZzsI)



Gloria Vanderbilt Jr. standing in a flooded ditch......

https://tinyurl.com/hux9pavj

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

156
The kid that won the XFinity race at Talladega on Saturday was named Brandon.

Media spun "fuck Joe Biden" into "let's go Brandon."
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

----

"Reports of a series of spectacular German victories over the Red Army, each one closer to Germany than the last."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 04, 2021 12:40 PM (hdyth)

157 Why don't they just go full bore with the gaslighting?

WE LOVE BI-DEN!

Makes about as much sense as Let's go Brandon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 04, 2021 12:40 PM (csEWM)

158 just a nit that in the opening blurb it would have been good list the name of the NBC reporter that pulled this stunt. Name them as much as possible, I say. She hides behind "NBC" like an anon ...

Posted by: mercury at October 04, 2021 12:37 PM (nIeVx)


The reporter was the messenger. She was merely repeating what the director/producer was screaming in her earpiece.

Posted by: mrp at October 04, 2021 12:40 PM (Pqytn)

159 Biden Says He Won't Answer A Foreign Policy Question Because It Would 'Confuse The American People'

Translated. Americans are too stupid to understand my brilliance on the global stage.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Translated: "I have no fucking idea"

Posted by: ... at October 04, 2021 12:40 PM (qoOH5)

160 BUBBLES THE CHIMP SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (6Hiuc)



No I didn't......

Posted by: George W. Bush at October 04, 2021 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

161 Reminds me of Monday Night Football a long time ago. Guys flips off the camera and Meredith quips "he's saying we're number one."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (kTF2Z)

162 Okay, thought experiment:

You're the Sports Director of NBC. You review the footage of the brain dead young lass.

What, if any, words do you have for her?

*I know, I know. I dream big.*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (mD/uy)

163 154 103 Brandon. Funny name.
Posted by: Chad at October 04, 2021 12:32 PM (sWM8x)

==========

At least it's not Todd.

Fucking Todd...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

Heh. From the joke, "I am sofa king we Todd Did", I named any derpy character Todd. My kid had a toy Obiwan Kenobi (younger version) that had melted a bit, making him look...well, mentally not all there. We named him Jedi Todd.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

164 I don't think I've ever laughed so hard!

KTVU, local Oregon channel. The dumb goes to all levels of reporting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

165 Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (Ar78U)

Hah! Got you beat. I've been stocking up on canned goods and water for when the food prices go thru the roof and the shelves are empty.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (nwORd)

166 How to keep Blo Jiden occupied for hours:

If Pete and Repeat landed on a branch and Pete flew away. Who is left on the branch?

Posted by: James at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (otFiP)

167 159 159 Biden Says He Won't Answer A Foreign Policy Question Because It Would 'Confuse The American People'

Translated. Americans are too stupid to understand my brilliance on the global stage.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Translated: "I have no fucking idea"
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2021 12:40 PM (qoOH5)

==========

Translated: "My butt's been wiped."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

168 This busty redhead in a green bikini assumes that if he's real, Brandon is probably some sort of asshole, too:
https://is.gd/NVM1jW

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (+IIqY)

169 the zinc being problematic approaching 50mg.
----------------------------
Yes, my single, daily zinc tablet is 50mg called 'ultra strength' by the maker. [Also take with food instructions.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (UHVv4)

170 Lean to the left. Lean to the right. Stand up. Sit down. Fight, fight, fight!

Posted by: Brandon at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (gmo/4)

171 I'm pissed my Gen X insults were willowed. Oh well. next time. actually I was soooooo late.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 04, 2021 12:42 PM (RoIW/)

172 155 Canoeist in ankle deep water.
Ooh, that's a good one, too
Dan Rather's "False but true" TANG memo thing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

Gloria Vanderbilt Jr. standing in a flooded ditch......
https://tinyurl.com/hux9pavj
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

No, thats Glory Hole Vanderbilt. Please get them straight...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

173 Okay, thought experiment:
You're the Sports Director of NBC. You review the footage of the brain dead young lass.

What, if any, words do you have for her? ...
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (mD/uy)
++++
Listen, toots, this was really *really* stupid. You're a laughing stock. I should fire you for the damage done to our brand. And I will do exactly that unless you walk over to that door, throw the lock, come back here, and show me how you got this job in the first place.

Posted by: What will actually happen in the Sports Director's office at October 04, 2021 12:43 PM (+IIqY)

174 This busty redhead in a green bikini assumes that if he's real, Brandon is probably some sort of asshole, too:
https://is.gd/NVM1jW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (+IIqY)



She's got exactly 7 minutes till burn.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Guys flips off the camera and Meredith quips "he's saying we're number one."

lol!! I loved him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2021 12:43 PM (nxdel)

176 That NBC see-you-next-tuesday will probably get a huge raise and a promotion for her quick thinking to cover up the "fuck Joe Biden" chant.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 04, 2021 12:43 PM (5aFbR)

177 This busty redhead in a green bikini assumes that if he's real, Brandon is probably some sort of asshole, too:
https://is.gd/NVM1jW

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (+IIqY)

She's going to spontaneously combust in that direct sunlight!

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2021 12:43 PM (gmo/4)

178 The classic Boo-urns clip -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kpb8eu1pEY

Hans Moleman: I was saying "Let's go Brandon."

Posted by: Eternity Matters at October 04, 2021 12:43 PM (MTm8X)

179
No, thats Glory Hole Vanderbilt. Please get them straight...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 12:42 PM (ynpvh)



I sit here, in my chair, corrected.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Yeah. Google doesn't do that now.

I've been surprised at the way all my searches have gone thru with no obvious shadow banning. Comes up with the current "facts" as well as anything else.

Just shows you can't fool most of the people all of the time so google gave up.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (nwORd)

181 hah. maybe we will witness Biden having a meltdown in public. So much for being the great unifier.

Posted by: IC at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (hV9ir)

182 Apparently WhatsApp is down as well but nobody noticed because nobody can figure out what the hell its for.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (KZzsI)

183 I was chanting let's go Brandon
Hans Moleman

Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (CYnTg)

184 >>> 21 This is just so incredibly laughable. You can clearly hear what they're saying. That stupid bitch should be embarrassed.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2021 12:22 PM (nxdel)

Is crowd cheering for Uncle Joe, Comrade!

Posted by: PRAVDA Stenographer #589253 at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (ACi07)

185 108 There's an Assbook?

************

I'm on Titsbook myself!
Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at October 04, 2021 12:33 PM (hQVBP)


Embrace the power of "and"!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (dfRN6)

186 Fuck Yo Couch!
Fuck Yo Couch!

Darkness!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (0YQB4)

187 I'd much rather have the crowds chanting, Fuck DC!

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (Fs5vw)

188 In my imagined parallel dimension, Sinema responds to Biden: "Oh, you think it's "part of the process" to harass me in the bathoom? You know what else is "part of the process", you filthy lech? Me becoming a Republican."

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (H8QX8)

189 Jake--the word you're looking for is "dose" ...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (+56GQ)

190 Has Brad been forgotten then? I liked Brad.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (RoIW/)

191 Her friend wrote an obit for her on Twitter. The twats shadow banned it, labeled it as "misleading" and prevented it from being re-tweeted. No factual errors in the obit, just an unacceptable (to the Twats) opinion that healthy people should not be forced to get the vaccine in order to participate in life.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2021 12:19 PM (k4dH2)


Seems like this ploy kind of backfired on the Tw@tter

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (DJFLF)

192 This busty redhead in a green bikini assumes that if he's real, Brandon is probably some sort of asshole, too:
https://is.gd/NVM1jW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (+IIqY)


Wow, who got to apply the SPF 100000 she must be wearing?

Posted by: spindrift at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (h5TKJ)

193 187 I'd much rather have the crowds chanting, Fuck DC!

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (Fs5vw)

Conceptually, I agree but to having Biden singled out like that is so very satisfying.

Posted by: IC at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (hV9ir)

194 I don't think I've ever laughed so hard!

Not quite the same, since there was no live reporter, but that idiot school board member who read off a list of submitted speakers to a hearing is in that category.

Don Keqdiq, Don Keydiq

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (ZsR3z)

195 Has Brad been forgotten then? I liked Brad.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (RoIW/)



Then, you totaled him.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

196 This busty redhead in a green bikini assumes that if he's real, Brandon is probably some sort of asshole, too:
https://is.gd/NVM1jW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (+IIqY)

She's losing her bottom. Someone needs to give her a hand.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (cSyAR)

197 182 Apparently WhatsApp is down as well but nobody noticed because nobody can figure out what the hell its for.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (KZzsI)

WhatsApp is for relaying office drama(s) amongst employees?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (5aFbR)

198 188 In my imagined parallel dimension, Sinema responds to Biden: "Oh, you think it's "part of the process" to harass me in the bathoom? You know what else is "part of the process", you filthy lech? Me becoming a Republican."
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (H8QX

==========

"I encourage MAGA to follow this part of the process with every Democratic office holder in the country."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

199 At this point, table cutlery confuses Joe Biden.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2021 12:37 PM (ZsR3z)


I did a substitute teaching job in a school with a special ed class once. In that class was a teenage girl whose only task was to separate cutlery into drawer with containers, over and over. She had the Biden look. Kept her happy.

Posted by: Javems at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (AmoqO)

200 -
I'd much rather have the crowds chanting, Fuck DC!

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM -
-
Right on!

Posted by: Marvel at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (SchQD)

201 This busty redhead in a green bikini assumes that if he's real, Brandon is probably some sort of asshole, too:
https://is.gd/NVM1jW

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (+IIqY)

Talk about a whiter shade of pale...otherwise, yow!

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (AwYPR)

202 Has Brad been forgotten then? I liked Brad.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (RoIW/)
++++
https://youtu.be/QgJ4pvsar1c

Posted by: #MeToo at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (+IIqY)

203 The NBC sports reporter at the race is Jammie Little. I'd venture a guess she made something up at that moment because of the word "fuck." Maybe she was prompted, maybe not. Seems innocuous. But if it furthers the "Fuck Joe Biden" narrative in any meaningful way that's a good thing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (BFigT)

204 Let's Go Brandon, Watch Them Go Go Go!

Posted by: Go Go Gophers at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (L2a8p)

205 Has Brad been forgotten then? I liked Brad.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (RoIW/)


Brad got totalled.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (igSoX)

206 Then, you totaled him.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

I like turtles.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (RoIW/)

207 What's "willowed", boomer??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (UHVv4)

208 This busty redhead in a green bikini assumes that if he's real, Brandon is probably some sort of asshole, too:
https://is.gd/NVM1jW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (+IIqY)


Oh, that white, almost-translucent skin. I like that very much.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (2JVJo)

209 I hear them chanting "Yanny."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (Bmy3R)

210 Bring Back MySpace!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (0YQB4)

211 He'll probably say "Lets go Brandon" out loud from his ear piece the next time he walks through a crowd chanting "Fuck Joe Biden"

Posted by: dartist at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (+ya+t)

212 He puts his head in my shoulder and crying, sobs "I can't stand it anymore, everyone hates me. I'm ridiculed everywhere I go..."
He sobs some more, I pat his back, there, there, old chap...
He pulls back, then I see his face.
It's Joe Biden.
Then I woke up say: "That's the consequence of stealing an election, asshat".


Fixed

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (DJFLF)

213 What's "willowed", boomer??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (UHVv4)
++++
A movie starring ewoks, if memory serves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (+IIqY)

214 WhatsApp us for arranging rendezvous with the old flames you are cheating with from Facebook...

Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (CYnTg)

215 169 the zinc being problematic approaching 50mg.
----------------------------
Yes, my single, daily zinc tablet is 50mg called 'ultra strength' by the maker. [Also take with food instructions.]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (UHVv4)

I've got he 50mg Zinc too, I just split it in half because my one-a-day has zinc. It gets me to approx 37mg daily.

Posted by: Inogame at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (53oGX)

216 At least it's not Todd.
Fucking Todd...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 12:39 PM (LvTSG)
Heh. From the joke, "I am sofa king we Todd Did", I named any derpy character Todd. My kid had a toy Obiwan Kenobi (younger version) that had melted a bit, making him look...well, mentally not all there. We named him Jedi Todd.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2021 12:41 PM (ynpvh)


There was also the "blame Todd" meme going around last Spring, Todd being a MOR white cis-hetro whatever you call it. Don't know if the Bee started it, or somewhere else...
https://youtu.be/hhSf4MBemdg

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (wAnMi)

217 203 The NBC sports reporter at the race is Jammie Little. I'd venture a guess she made something up at that moment because of the word "fuck." Maybe she was prompted, maybe not. Seems innocuous. But if it furthers the "Fuck Joe Biden" narrative in any meaningful way that's a good thing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (BFigT)

=========

"From where I am sitting, it sounds like the crowd is saying, 'We disagree heartily and vociferously with Joe Biden's domestic agenda, wishing for a change in administration as soon as feasible.'"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

218 Rising energy prices and new regulations are causing the cost of oil and natural gas to skyrocket since last January, with new data showing Americans will pay a lot more to heat their homes this winter.

I do not believe this because I have been told we are in the middle of Global Warming epoch...

Posted by: James at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (otFiP)

219 Jammie Little

Half a great female prOn name.

Jammie Lotta would be better.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (Bmy3R)

220 In my imagined parallel dimension, Sinema responds to Biden: "Oh, you think it's "part of the process" to harass me in the bathoom? You know what else is "part of the process", you filthy lech? Me becoming a Republican."
Posted by: Ordinary American

Too much to unpack here but sick freak who followed Sinema into the restroom explains why it was appropriate.

https://bit.ly/3DacZGj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (d9FiS)

221 https://youtu.be/QgJ4pvsar1c

Posted by: #MeToo at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (+IIqY)


Typical. What a bitch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (RoIW/)

222 I'd much rather have the crowds chanting, Fuck DC!

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (Fs5vw)

-------

"OMG, it sounds like they're chanting 'Nuke DC!'"

/NTTAWWT

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (zQmVJ)

223 She's losing her bottom. Someone needs to give her a hand.

"That's so hurtful!!!!"
--Brie Larson running further away, crying

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

224 I'm pissed my Gen X insults were willowed. Oh well. next time. actually I was soooooo late.

As a public service:
Oh and they're all homos and trannies.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (ZsR3z)

225 It's going to be hilarious when they live interview someone on the street and they look in the camera and say Let's go Brandon. Everyone will know what was meant and it won't be bleeped.

Posted by: InCali at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (jZOLv)

226 This busty redhead in a green bikini assumes that if he's real, Brandon is probably some sort of asshole, too:
https://is.gd/NVM1jW

Posted by: Joe Mannix

If that gal laid out on top of a while sheet, you'd only see some hair.

IFKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (mD/uy)

227 As Letterman used to say when he was still funny, "They're not booing, they're chanting Daaaaave!!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (dfRN6)

228 *smishes MP4*

Apparently WhatsApp is down as well but nobody noticed because nobody can figure out what the hell its for.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (KZzsI)


Supposedly the rest of the world uses it instead of texting but who cares?

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (mf5HN)

229 "Let's Go Brandon" with a pineapple. Sideways.

Posted by: Zek at October 04, 2021 12:49 PM (OzNIz)

230 There's an Assbook?
Posted by: Assman at October 04, 2021 12:31 PM (KnJdm)

That new Playboy that's coming out, right?

Posted by: Roy at October 04, 2021 12:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

231 Do you hear Yanni or do you hear Laurel?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2021 12:49 PM (63Dwl)

232 228
Apparently WhatsApp is down as well but nobody noticed because nobody can figure out what the hell its for.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (KZzsI)

Supposedly the rest of the world uses it instead of texting but who cares?
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (mf5HN)

=========

It's how the Taliban took Kabul.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

233 Scylla - Get a Helmet:
https://youtu.be/Hs-hLr6iQu0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:49 PM (+IIqY)

234 I'd much rather have the crowds chanting, Fuck DC!

And hence, the difference.

"Let not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country". I dunno' - OK, I do know - I don't think my elder generation can wrap their heads around "hey G-Man, just mind your own fucking business" on a 24/7 level. They want to accomplish great things - via government. Go to the moon. Contain communism. All that shit requires money, and power, and rules. Every time Tom Hanks tugs on that space suit ? That was a dollar taken from somebody against their will. NASA don't run on donations.

Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 12:49 PM (3ffZo)

235 207 What's "willowed", boomer??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (UHVv4)

-------

Out: Okay, Boomer.
In: OKCupid.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at October 04, 2021 12:50 PM (zQmVJ)

236 What's "willowed", boomer??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (UHVv4)
++++
A movie starring ewoks, if memory serves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (+IIqY)


Ron Howard flick. Val Kilmer played Batman and Warwick Davis was Dr. Fauci IIRC. Can't remember who the little guys were.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 12:50 PM (wAnMi)

237 I like that part in "Mony, Mony" where everyone yells "Hey! Let's Go Brandon!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 12:50 PM (Bmy3R)

238 What's "willowed", boomer??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 12:46 PM (UHVv4)


Lol... shut up andy...if thats your real name. I've already forgotten, because ya know boomer.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 04, 2021 12:50 PM (RoIW/)

239 Fuck Yo Couch!
Fuck Yo Couch!

Darkness!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (0YQB4)

***

That's the spirit!

Posted by: Couch Fucker at October 04, 2021 12:50 PM (flINI)

240 The reporter must have been using a Newton

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 04, 2021 12:50 PM (0YQB4)

241 Supposedly the rest of the world uses it instead of texting but who cares?
===
Just us.

Posted by: terrorists and drug lords at October 04, 2021 12:50 PM (gYksk)

242 You love me.

You really love me.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 04, 2021 12:51 PM (BcAbd)

243 Into the Hall of Fame, right next to the TV newscaster who read off "Wi Too Lo, Ho Lee Fuq, Sum Ting Wong, Bang Ding Ow"

That's Wi Tu Lo. Tu, not Too.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2021 12:51 PM (KAi1n)

244 That's the spirit!

Every time I read that phrase, I hear it in my head in Rutger Hauer's voice.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2021 12:51 PM (ZsR3z)

245
=========

"From where I am sitting, it sounds like the crowd is saying, 'We disagree heartily and vociferously with Joe Biden's domestic agenda, wishing for a change in administration as soon as feasible.'"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 12:47 PM (LvTSG)



https://youtu.be/RrZlWw8Di10

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Do you hear Yanni or do you hear Laurel?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2021 12:49 PM (63Dwl)


There are 5 dresses.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 12:52 PM (wAnMi)

247 As a public service:
Oh and they're all homos and trannies.
Posted by: pep at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (ZsR3z)


Hey! I will have you know I am neither of those things.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 04, 2021 12:52 PM (igSoX)

248 "Raw, Raw, Raw! That's the spirit we have here!"
Posted by: MW

"Pep Pills! Pep Pills! Moooooar Pep Pills!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 04, 2021 12:52 PM (vcOmj)

249 cawfee. later.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 04, 2021 12:52 PM (RoIW/)

250 Supposedly the rest of the world uses it instead of texting but who cares?
===
Just us.
Posted by: terrorists and drug lords
==
don't forget us mate!!

Posted by: aussie resistance at October 04, 2021 12:52 PM (flEQc)

251 Has Brad been forgotten then? I liked Brad.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'here a variant there a variant, everywhere as variant!' at October 04, 2021 12:45 PM (RoIW/)

Dude got wrecked and that bitch skated.

Posted by: Brad's Adjuster at October 04, 2021 12:52 PM (uhPTO)

252 I've got the 50mg Zinc too, I just split it in half because my one-a-day has zinc. It gets me to approx 37mg daily.
---------------------
Alot easier to figure out than horse-paste!

And how do the horses get it out of the tube with their hoofs and all?!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 12:53 PM (UHVv4)

253 *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Toaster fucker at October 04, 2021 12:53 PM (6Hiuc)

254 "Val Kilmer played Batman and Warwick Davis was Dr. Fauci IIRC."

Can we call Dr. Fauci "Peck" now?

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 04, 2021 12:53 PM (B0mGw)

255 "Brandon's" comments this morning basically promised that if Infrastructurepalooza isn't passed, the US dollar would be replaced as the world currency reserve, our debt would be downgraded, interest rates and inflation would spike.

Sounds to me like someone's trying to get ahead of the news cycle. And that we should all be growing vegetables.

Posted by: Zek at October 04, 2021 12:53 PM (OzNIz)

256
The reporter must have been using a Newton
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


Eat up Martha?

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at October 04, 2021 12:53 PM (63Dwl)

257 Fuck DC doesn't scan.

I'm sorta serious about that. The cadence of 1-1-2 with the syllables for Fuck Joe Biden lends itself to the sing song nature of the chant and it sounds harmonious to the ear.

The 1-1-1 of Fuck D C is harsh and discordant.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:54 PM (mf5HN)

258 Apparently WhatsApp is down as well but nobody noticed because nobody can figure out what the hell its for.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM (KZzsI)



It's for sending memes. That's it.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

259 Fuck Big Pharma works

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 12:54 PM (Bmy3R)

260 At least it's not Todd.

Fucking Todd...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

TJM, you have your beautiful wife. Let me have the Cake Girl.

Posted by: Todd at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (mhN6B)

261 Sounds to me like someone's trying to get ahead of the news cycle. And that we should all be growing vegetables.

Posted by: Zek


Going into winter. Great timing Brandon!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (OCTRt)

262 OT, just getting caught up with weekend news. Crazy lefties followed Sinema into the ladies bathroom? Good grief - do they really think that would change her mind?

Posted by: IC at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (hV9ir)

263 We like Roy! We like Roy!

Posted by: Abe Simpson at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (uhPTO)

264 Ron Howard flick. Val Kilmer played Batman and Warwick Davis was Dr. Fauci IIRC. Can't remember who the little guys were.
-----------------------
LOL.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (UHVv4)

265 That's the spirit!

Every time I read that phrase, I hear it in my head in Rutger Hauer's voice.
Posted by: pep at October 04, 2021 12:51 PM (ZsR3z)


Ha! Same here.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (AiZBA)

266 And how do the horses get it out of the tube with their hoofs and all?!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)

I think the pertinent question is; Do the horses squeeze the tube in the middle or roll it up as they go?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (mD/uy)

267 "Brandon's" comments this morning basically promised that if Infrastructurepalooza isn't passed, the US dollar would be replaced as the world currency reserve, our debt would be downgraded, interest rates and inflation would spike.

How do you get your Teenager to quit running up debt as a Government Loving, Socially Conscious Affluent Suburbanite ?

Take away their damn credit cards.

Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (3ffZo)

268 heh, they just make us stuff don't they?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (D8mow)

269 Brandon's" comments this morning basically promised that if Infrastructurepalooza isn't passed, the US dollar would be replaced as the world currency reserve, our debt would be downgraded, interest rates and inflation would spike.

Sounds to me like someone's trying to get ahead of the news cycle. And that we should all be growing vegetables.
==
Yeah, so they are absolutely going to crater this thing on purpose. And Biden is the scapegoat, once removed from . . .

Posted by: you the primary scapegoat will be Trump at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (flEQc)

270 The Sheriff is a-near!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (Bmy3R)

271 This is far right East Rutherford, New Jersey.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (vN+oL)

272 "OMG, it sounds like they're chanting 'Nuke DC!'"

/NTTAWWT
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (zQmVJ)


I'd accept that too. LOL

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (Fs5vw)

273 183 I was chanting let's go Brandon

i was chanting let's go brandin'

Posted by: that nxivm guy at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (v0xyy)

274 The reporter must have been using a Newton
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 04, 2021 12:50 PM (0YQB4)


That's pretty funny, I'll put that in my PalmPilot... hold on a sec, getting a page...

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (wAnMi)

275 ***

That's the spirit!
Posted by: Couch Fucker at October 04, 2021 12:50 PM (flINI)




https://youtu.be/7IB8nZtUQH4

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

276 Fuck DC doesn't scan.

I'm sorta serious about that. The cadence of 1-1-2 with the syllables for Fuck Joe Biden lends itself to the sing song nature of the chant and it sounds harmonious to the ear.

The 1-1-1 of Fuck D C is harsh and discordant.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:54 PM


You should listen to AtC...she was a cheerleader.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)

277 Well, I prefer "F Fauci in the squeakhole with an X-Men figurine. But that doesn't roll off the tongue as melodically.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (kbvR/)

278 Let's go Brandon! And the horse you rode in on!

Posted by: 29Victor at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (BJKQV)

279 259 Fuck Big Pharma works
----------------
Followed by

I Ver Mec Tin

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (D8mow)

280 I think the pertinent question is; Do the horses squeeze the tube in the middle or roll it up as they go?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (
Does the Ivermectin lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (cSyAR)

281 we should all be growing vegetables.
Posted by: Zek

So we can participate in interstate commerce? Be careful with that.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (KAi1n)

282 "What we got hear is failure to communicate"

Posted by: James at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (otFiP)

283 This stuff with Facebook sucks. I finally got to start an account and become part of the problem instead of not being the problem for all these years contributing to the decline of the country and help fund mine and your demise.

I was up to 283 friends. Now what am I going to do!

Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (0jZnq)

284 Now now they've changed it to "Good luck Fauci!"

Posted by: NB See at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (OzNIz)

285 TJM, you have your beautiful wife. Let me have the Cake Girl.
Posted by: Todd


Well Todd, how did you get here?
Where is that large automobile?
Where is your beautiful house?
Where is your beautiful wife?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (vcOmj)

286 Kneepad's step-daughter is back with another crazy picture. This chick needs to get some sun, a healthy meal and maybe learn a trade. The modeling gig is just not working.

https://tinyurl.com/btzyma66

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (WF8ae)

287 How do you get your Teenager to quit running up debt as a Government Loving, Socially Conscious Affluent Suburbanite ?

Take away their damn credit cards.
Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (3ffZo)


Huh, I was gonna say cut off their damned hands, but I guess you could try the card thing first.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (wAnMi)

288 - The 1-1-1 of Fuck D C is harsh and discordant.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:54 PM -
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-------------

OK. Then "Horse Fuck D C" it is.

Posted by: irright at October 04, 2021 12:58 PM (SchQD)

289 Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (mf5HN)

**smishes back**

Bad weekend. Hope yours was better.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 12:58 PM (2JVJo)

290 I'm sorta serious about that. The cadence of 1-1-2 with the syllables for Fuck Joe Biden lends itself to the sing song nature of the chant and it sounds harmonious to the ear.

The 1-1-1 of Fuck D C is harsh and discordant.
Posted by: alexthechick


Sing song. Like "Fuck your Cub-bies!"
(Cards singing to Cubs fans)

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 12:58 PM (OCTRt)

291
I was up to 283 friends. Now what am I going to do!
Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (0jZnq)



Live life. Outside.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Per the Twats: FB and Instagram are down because the DNS records got withdrawn from the global routing tables.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Basically, FB disappeared itself from everything.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:58 PM (mf5HN)

293 She's got exactly 7 minutes till burn.
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)


That gives her six and a half minutes to get her clothes back on after I'm done.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 12:58 PM (jOcSX)

294 Does anyone have a spare stylus? I lost mine.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at October 04, 2021 12:58 PM (UHVv4)

295 I would not F**k Harris with your dick........

Posted by: James at October 04, 2021 12:59 PM (otFiP)

296 in the squeakhole with an X-Men figurine.
Posted by: Marcus T

It's not a figurine! It's an action figure!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 12:59 PM (mD/uy)

297 So we can participate in interstate commerce? Be careful with that.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM


I know, right?

Posted by: Wickard v. Filburn at October 04, 2021 12:59 PM (m+jkK)

298 You should listen to AtC...she was a cheerleader.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)


I thought she was pre-med.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 12:59 PM (jOcSX)

299
https://tinyurl.com/btzyma66
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (WF8ae)



AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WTF is THAT?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

300 One, Two - tell me who's brains are poo - The Prez!
Three, four -and his VP's a whore - The Prez!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 12:59 PM (Bmy3R)

301 I look forward to chanting lets go Brandon at the Coastal Carolina game.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 04, 2021 12:59 PM (L9P9s)

302 It's like a cock fight between Jim Jones cult vs Heaven's Gate cult .

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 04, 2021 01:00 PM (BcAbd)

303 How do you get your Teenager to quit running up debt as a Government Loving, Socially Conscious Affluent Suburbanite ?

Take away their damn credit cards.
Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 12:55 PM (3ffZo)

Huh, I was gonna say cut off their damned hands, but I guess you could try the card thing first.
Posted by: clutch cargo


1.Report card stolen.
2. Wait
3. Go bail kids out of jail for using stolen credit cards.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 01:00 PM (OCTRt)

304 Per the Twats: FB and Instagram are down because the DNS records got withdrawn from the global routing tables.


It's a start.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

305 Supposedly the rest of the world uses it instead of texting but who cares?
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (mf5HN)
++++
We are the only major country that actually still uses SMS for texting. There are many reasons for this, not least of which is market pressure. US cellular carriers went to "unlimited" a lot sooner and more universally than in other countries. When you're not paying a dime per message, there's little incentive to jump to a different system. SMS is also universal as the entire cellular network participates. If your friend isn't on WhatsApp or Telegram or whatever is in vogue today, you can't send messages. Anyone with a cell phone can exchange SMS.

The US sent 2.2 trillion text messages in 2020, or about 183 billion texts per month, or about 523 text messages per person per month, all on SMS. In Germany, it is about 40 messages per person per month because virtually all messaging is done on WhatsApp or Skype. They don't text less, they just use SMS less, as do most other countries.We're an aberration and it comes down to it being universal and that it became "free" here before major competitors surfaced.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:00 PM (+IIqY)

306 "in the squeakhole with an X-Men figurine.
Posted by: Marcus T"

This reqwiyas careful study.

Posted by: The Malignant Gnome at CDC at October 04, 2021 01:00 PM (OzNIz)

307 That gives her six and a half minutes to get her clothes back on after I'm done.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Show off!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 01:00 PM (mD/uy)

308 257 Fuck DC doesn't scan.

I'm sorta serious about that. The cadence of 1-1-2 with the syllables for Fuck Joe Biden lends itself to the sing song nature of the chant and it sounds harmonious to the ear.

The 1-1-1 of Fuck D C is harsh and discordant.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:54 PM (mf5HN


LMAO. Cromulent analysis.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 04, 2021 01:00 PM (Fs5vw)

309 Supposedly the rest of the world uses it instead of texting but who cares?
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (mf5HN)


My first thought was that the Chinese are preparing to do something nasty and want to ensure that the targets can't communicate. Not against a major power, but against civilian targets.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 01:01 PM (jOcSX)

310 Kneepad's step-daughter is back with another crazy picture. This chick needs to get some sun, a healthy meal and maybe learn a trade. The modeling gig is just not working.

https://tinyurl.com/btzyma66
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (WF8ae)


Keep her away from the fucking sewing machine as well.

Fuck, I used to impress girls at the bar by tying things like that in a knot with my tongue.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 04, 2021 01:01 PM (wAnMi)

311 Maybe I can get this out and and answered by the movie folks before a willowing:

Was watching a little of "Omega Man" on TV and the back of the jacket worn by Paul Koslov's character was edited out. Anyone know what was the red symbol on the back of his jacket? Couldn't find anything on the internet...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 04, 2021 01:01 PM (aW5/6)

312 So Fauci isn't sure yet if he'll let me celebrate Christmas with my family. Uh huh.

Posted by: dartist at October 04, 2021 01:01 PM (+ya+t)

313
I thought she was pre-med.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 12:59 PM (jOcSX)



Certified, bonafide....Whatever.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

314 I would like to thank the Lamestream Media for giving us a cover label to covertly identify and recognized like-minded members of the Resistance in public. Kek.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 04, 2021 01:01 PM (W+kMI)

315 Your body can only properly metabolize about 15mg of zinc a day. There are some recommendations that suggest 40mg per day is the upper limit.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2021 01:02 PM (kbvR/)

316 312 So Fauci isn't sure yet if he'll let me celebrate Christmas with my family. Uh huh.

Didn't mention Kwanzaa, did he.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 01:02 PM (Bmy3R)

317 https://tinyurl.com/btzyma66
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (WF8ae)


American Gothic > American Pathetic

Posted by: Toaster fucker at October 04, 2021 01:02 PM (6Hiuc)

318 Sportsball is not watched in my house, but I could be swayed to support the first team to hold a "Fuck Joe Biden Night" complete with a souvenir bobblehead.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 04, 2021 01:02 PM (wUHYj)

319 Per the Twats: FB and Instagram are down because the DNS records got withdrawn from the global routing tables.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Basically, FB disappeared itself from everything.
Posted by: alexthechick


What intern is taking the heat for that?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 01:02 PM (OCTRt)

320
The 1-1-1 of Fuck D C is harsh and discordant.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:54 PM (mf5HN



DC has warranted some harsh, no?

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

321 Also, for what it's worth, SMS (though not MMS (picture messages)) use a different communications channel from the messaging apps and it is more robust. SMS (and why texts are so short) are crammed into the signalling channel used to ring the phone and are routed entirely differently. They tend to be immune from things like DNS outages or other internet problems.

At least, they used to be. I am not sure how the voice-over-LTE schemes have changed that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:03 PM (+IIqY)

322 11 Lot's of people in the stands.

Why?
=======
'Cause people like their sportsball and car racing, and are damn tired of sitting around at home. The chant should tell you everything else you need to know. BTW Trump won the election.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 04, 2021 01:03 PM (W+kMI)

323 The US sent 2.2 trillion text messages in 2020, or about 183 billion texts per month, or about 523 text messages per person per month, all on SMS. In Germany, it is about 40 messages per person per month because virtually all messaging is done on WhatsApp or Skype. They don't text less, they just use SMS less, as do most other countries.We're an aberration and it comes down to it being universal and that it became "free" here before major competitors surfaced.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:00 PM (+IIqY)

Aggshually, if you discount the SMS texts my wife sends, the US numbers are probably closer to those of Germany.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 04, 2021 01:03 PM (dfRN6)

324 but I could be swayed to support the first team to hold a "Fuck Joe Biden Night" complete with a souvenir bobblehead.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

Along with "Nickel beer" night.

It worked for the Indians.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 01:03 PM (mD/uy)

325 https://tinyurl.com/btzyma66
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 04, 2021 12:57 PM (WF8ae)
++++
American Neurotic

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:03 PM (+IIqY)

326 We played "Spot a White Person in a Commercial" while watching sportsball yesterday.

We gave up by the 2nd quarter.

But, I had to watch the Bills beat Houston like a rented crack ho.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 01:04 PM (Bmy3R)

327 Kneepad's step-daughter is back with another crazy picture. This chick needs to get some sun, a healthy meal and maybe learn a trade. The modeling gig is just not working.

https://tinyurl.com/btzyma66
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Children Of the Corn Pop?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 04, 2021 01:04 PM (d9FiS)

328 @291 Sponge-I live life outside more than anyone here at AoS. Three weeks of piddling on Facebook doesn't constitute being a shut in. Judging by how many here post all day long I'd say people should heed your advice though.

Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2021 01:04 PM (0jZnq)

329 Good. Leftards can join in by contributing on volume, and the fuck joe biden's will accentuate the message. It'll be a total fuck joe biden world.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at October 04, 2021 01:04 PM (buTO7)

330
Aggshually, if you discount the SMS texts my wife sends, the US numbers are probably closer to those of Germany.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 04, 2021 01:03 PM (dfRN6)

So it's not just my wife?

Posted by: Inogame at October 04, 2021 01:04 PM (53oGX)

331 Also, sorry for math on the blog at 305. Here's a pretty girl as an act of contrition:
https://is.gd/6XDgrA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (+IIqY)

332 The 1-1-1 of Fuck D C is harsh and discordant.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:54 PM (mf5HN


Not if followed by a one beat clap or boot stomp.
Then it's Fuck D C Boom
Fuck D C Boom

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (MFphb)

333 I've read that zinc displaces copper in your system, too. I take the zinc every two or three days since I get it in a multivitamin already.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (3DjGn)

334 Well, come on all of you, big strong transgender men,
Uncle Joe needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in DC Land
Put down your books and pick up your butt-**ked buns
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

Posted by: James at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (otFiP)

335 You should listen to AtC...she was a cheerleader.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)


This is a true fact. Both that you scamps should listen to me and that I was a cheerleader.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (mf5HN)

336 @326
"We played 'Spot a White Person in a Commercial' while watching sportsball yesterday. --Guy Smiley"

You must have missed Obligatory Ghey Guy and Doofus Dad.

Posted by: Zek's Covid Recovered Ass at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (OzNIz)

337 Lot's of people in the stands.

*

And the covid cases in the vaxxine hesitant Southern states have gone down.

Not a single superspreader event after a month of football.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at October 04, 2021 01:06 PM (3DjGn)

338 Sponge-I live life outside more than anyone here at AoS. Three weeks of piddling on Facebook doesn't constitute being a shut in. Judging by how many here post all day long I'd say people should heed your advice though.
Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2021 01:04 PM (0jZnq)



We all should.

I was offline all weekend, mostly, as the kid had a band competition, so we were outside all day Saturday and recovering Sunday.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

339 335 You should listen to AtC...she was a cheerleader.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)

This is a true fact. Both that you scamps should listen to me and that I was a cheerleader.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (mf5HN)

Listening, and also Observation...

Posted by: Inogame at October 04, 2021 01:06 PM (53oGX)

340 My first thought was that the Chinese are preparing to do something nasty and want to ensure that the targets can't communicate. Not against a major power, but against civilian targets.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 01:01 PM (jOcSX)


Either South Korea or Taiwan. China will lose either way. They can't project power. Literally - quite literally - the only power they have is all the factories that global currency built on debt, including ours, have placed there. Which - once shit hits the fan - will turn into skeletons once these global markets dry up and stop. And they will dry up and stop.

War Cocks will insist we go over there and "do something". We should not. My kids won't.

Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 01:07 PM (3ffZo)

341 335 You should listen to AtC...she was a cheerleader.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)

This is a true fact. Both that you scamps should listen to me and that I was a cheerleader.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (mf5HN)

==========

Did you pour a bucket of pig's blood on the awkward girl at prom?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

342 Well, come on all of you, big strong transgender men,
Uncle Joe needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in DC Land
Put down your books and pick up your butt-**ked buns
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
Posted by: James

Boy - did that bring back some memories.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 01:07 PM (mD/uy)

343 You must have missed Obligatory Ghey Guy and Doofus Dad.
Posted by: Zek's Covid Recovered Ass at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (OzNIz)

Not even many white gheys and doofuses anymore.

I thought I had a winner at one point but on closer inspection, it was a ghey Asian.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 01:07 PM (Bmy3R)

344 How about F%$@ Pelosi ?

Fits

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 04, 2021 01:07 PM (M+Lyo)

345 311 I saw that too and was wondering,maybe nudity? IMDB dos not say

Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2021 01:07 PM (CYnTg)

346 Let's go Brandon?

Jason and Justin must be seriously jealous.

Kyle? He was so pissed he went to hang out with Todd.

Posted by: the other Kevin at October 04, 2021 01:07 PM (QzkSJ)

347 We played "Spot a White Person in a Commercial" while watching sportsball yesterday.

---

Taco Bell ran an ad all weekend where a woman dreams that every man is gay. And she gets free tacos. Or something.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 04, 2021 01:07 PM (uhPTO)

348 ut I could be swayed to support the first team to hold a "Fuck Joe Biden Night" complete with a souvenir bobblehead.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

Along with "Nickel beer" night.

It worked for the Indians.
==
I think you have to refer to them as the Guardians now.

Posted by: season is over at October 04, 2021 01:08 PM (QTSkW)

349
This is a true fact. Both that you scamps should listen to me and that I was a cheerleader.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (mf5HN)



How did you do the tumbling stuff with boobs that big? Seems like you'd a knocked yourself out.....a lot.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

350 We played "Spot a White Person in a Commercial" while watching sportsball yesterday.

We gave up by the 2nd quarter.

But, I had to watch the Bills beat Houston like a rented crack ho.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 01:04 PM (Bmy3R)

C'mon man! They're there, you're just not paying attention.
The Gay man doing Yoga in the Peleton commercial, the white lesbian in the background while the black girl who won't wear pants plays dinosaur?
You gotta look, but...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 04, 2021 01:08 PM (MFphb)

351 I wonder if FJB is still available for a car license plate in any state?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at October 04, 2021 01:08 PM (3DjGn)

352 Children of The Corn Pop.

Nice bumper sticker. Whatcha gonna put it on?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 04, 2021 01:08 PM (BcAbd)

353 Copper in your blood like those pointy-eared freaks?? No thanks!

Posted by: dr leonard mccoy at October 04, 2021 01:09 PM (UHVv4)

354 "I've read that zinc displaces copper in your system, too. I take the zinc every two or three days since I get it in a multivitamin already.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (3DjGn)"

True. Especially if you take it in doses that exceed 15mg a day you run that risk. In certain cases it can also make antibiotics less effective. This idea you can just dose yourself with large zinc intakes is very misleading.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2021 01:09 PM (kbvR/)

355 Kneepad's step-daughter is back with another crazy picture. This chick needs to get some sun, a healthy meal and maybe learn a trade. The modeling gig is just not working.
-----------
Actually think those 2 beat out the little girls in The Shining.

Posted by: dartist at October 04, 2021 01:09 PM (+ya+t)

356 Fuck DC doesn't scan.
I'm sorta serious about that. The cadence of 1-1-2 with the syllables for Fuck Joe Biden lends itself to the sing song nature of the chant and it sounds harmonious to the ear.
The 1-1-1 of Fuck D C is harsh and discordant.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 12:54 PM (mf5HN)


Plus, FJB is classic Alinsky on every level.

It doesn't need to be modified or anything added to it.

It works perfectly just as it is. Plus, it's fun. That matters hugely.

Any changes would make it less effective.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 04, 2021 01:09 PM (Xo5lP)

357 This is a true fact. Both that you scamps should listen to me and that I was a cheerleader.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (mf5HN)


Scamps, heh my Grandma use to say that to us teasing.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 04, 2021 01:09 PM (M+Lyo)

358 boy, wow, that screenshot really says everything necessary ... they clearly have a 24/365 response team to tweak "the algorithm" as required by the exigencies of the Narrative.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 04, 2021 01:09 PM (jDHSU)

359 Taco Bell ran an ad all weekend where a woman dreams that every man is gay. And she gets free tacos. Or something.
==
In dream interpretation the taco represents . . .

Posted by: nailed it! at October 04, 2021 01:10 PM (6PhJH)

360 Fuck, I used to impress girls at the bar by tying things like that in a knot with my tongue.
Posted by: clutch cargo

That would impress anybody.

Do yoga too and charge Big Moneys

Posted by: the sprit of entrepreneurialism at October 04, 2021 01:10 PM (QzkSJ)

361 Along with "Nickel beer" night. It worked for the Indians.

==

I think you have to refer to them as the Guardians now.



Nah - the Dot Not Feathers are still "Indians". That's one group you can count on to bitch - until the end of time. Good for them.

Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 01:10 PM (3ffZo)

362 Yeah, I can't figure it out either, Steevy. I even sat through some VERY long trailers to see if I could find a scene with the back of the jacket. No dice.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 04, 2021 01:10 PM (aW5/6)

363 boy, wow, that screenshot really says everything necessary ... they clearly have a 24/365 response team to tweak "the algorithm" as required by the exigencies of the Narrative.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 04, 2021 01:09 PM (jDHSU)
++++
I assumed that was a photoshop job to make a meme to prove the point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:10 PM (+IIqY)

364 262 OT, just getting caught up with weekend news. Crazy lefties followed Sinema into the ladies bathroom? Good grief - do they really think that would change her mind?
___________

Illegal alien lefties.

That's some "hiding in the shadows" they do, right? It's the U.S. Senator who was forced to hide (in the bathroom stall), not the law-breaking illegal aliens chasing and harassing and berating the senator for not voting for to give them even more rights and privileges in the country that is not their country, and which they entered illegally.

Sinema owns this kind of shit because she supports Biden's open borders policies and Obama's illegal amnesties. She has no one to blame but itself. It is she and her lefty ilk who have created this monster, by making these entitled illegal aliens feel even more entitled to more and more of Americans' stuff. She is reaping what she has sown. Screw her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2021 01:10 PM (k4dH2)

365 Taco Bell ran an ad all weekend where a woman dreams that every man is gay. And she gets free tacos. Or something.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 04, 2021 01:07 PM (uhPTO)


Lucky you. I get Amy Schumer's tampon commercials.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 04, 2021 01:10 PM (igSoX)

366 F*%$ Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 04, 2021 01:10 PM (M+Lyo)

367 Fuck.Joe.Biden

Posted by: cccp3o at October 04, 2021 01:11 PM (1/w6B)

368 Taco Bell ran an ad all weekend where a woman dreams that every man is gay. And she gets free tacos. Or something.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 04, 2021 01:07 PM (uhPTO)


Tuna tacos

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 04, 2021 01:11 PM (M+Lyo)

369 Didn't watch any sportsball over the weekend but I did catch a James Arness/Angie Dickenson western the other night where every second commercial was Mike Huckabee flogging sleeping pills, so there is that.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 04, 2021 01:11 PM (dfRN6)

370 @338 Sponge-I was offline all weekend too with an ex-girlfriend I reconnected with on Facebook. We met at the Apple Hill apple festival in Placerville, Ca. Dutch Apple Pie, Apple Cider shakes with caramel lined cups. I've had enough apple this n that to last me a while. We hung out the rest of the weekend in Sacramento.

Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2021 01:11 PM (0jZnq)

371 Taco Bell ran an ad all weekend where a woman dreams that every man is gay. And she gets free tacos. Or something.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 04, 2021 01:07 PM (uhPTO)
++++
Huh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:11 PM (+IIqY)

372 a woman dreams that every man is gay. And she gets free tacos.

That's not how this works

That's not how any of this works

Posted by: the frat house wisdoms at October 04, 2021 01:12 PM (QzkSJ)

373 By the way, Copper deficiency is exactly what you don't want. It causes fatigue, weakness and taxes your immune response. It's all about balance and taking the right dose for your situation.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2021 01:12 PM (kbvR/)

374 We hung out the rest of the weekend in Sacramento.
Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2021 01:11 PM (0jZnq)


Nice. Women can be fun.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

375 We played "Spot a White Person in a Commercial" while watching sportsball yesterday.



They are all over ION TV. Usually in the most inappropriate setting.

Kohler faucets - Older black gentleman and wife in kitchen. He just finished installing a faucet that turns on when you run your hand next to it.

He is playing with it. Along with his wife and the 12 yr old white girl they obviously kidnapped from the neighborhood.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 01:13 PM (OCTRt)

376 Huh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:11 PM (+IIqY)


It's a thing. I've seen it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 04, 2021 01:13 PM (igSoX)

377 Man it sounds like your guys' weekends kicked way more ass than mine. I was fighting plumbing, sweeping acorns off the driveway, replacing internet equipment and putting down herbicide.

Apples and concerts sound much better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:13 PM (+IIqY)

378 Kneepad's step-daughter is back with another crazy picture

I liked this response: "the girl next to her should get the suit tailored next time"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

379

https://www.amazon.com/Biden-Banner-Flags-
Garden-Outdoor/dp/B08NX2PWVK

https://tinyurl.com/yel67xjv

Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2021 01:13 PM (jg5Rp)

380 335 You should listen to AtC...she was a cheerleader.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)


This is a true fact. Both that you scamps should listen to me and that I was a cheerleader.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021 01:05 PM (mf5HN)

-----------------------------

Should we every be so fortunate as to get another round of Victory Tits, I think we've identified the theme.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 04, 2021 01:13 PM (CAJOC)

381 Crazy lefties followed Sinema into the ladies bathroom?

Interfering with a Government person's Functions

USC 1118

Ten years

Posted by: the law of present moment at October 04, 2021 01:13 PM (QzkSJ)

382 362 I just did a search and the picture popped up.It's a big red middle finger LOL

Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2021 01:14 PM (CYnTg)

383 I've had enough apple this n that to last me a while.

So THAT'S what the kids are calling it now.

Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 01:14 PM (3ffZo)

384 I've had enough apple this n that to last me a while. We hung out the rest of the weekend in Sacramento.
Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2021 01:11 PM (0jZnq)

Let me get this straight, it all started when a woman offered you an apple ?

*shakes head in dismay

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2021 01:14 PM (qREJU)

385 "Adults aged 19 years and over who are interested in using zinc supplements should be careful to consume no more than 40 mg per day. Too much zinc can cause health problems."

I dare not post the link, as last time I blew the margins like our VP needed a promotion...

Posted by: Inogame at October 04, 2021 01:14 PM (53oGX)

386 276 Fuck DC doesn't scan.

You should listen to AtC...she was a cheerleader.
=====
That's an insult to the cheerleaders at my alma mater. Good girls all of them, good students, nice sense of rhythm, polite to awkward nerds.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 04, 2021 01:14 PM (W+kMI)

387 Only things I've been watching on TV lately are on Motor Trend: Roadkill, Wheeler Dealer, Dirt Every Day, Fifth Gear, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

388
Jammie Little

Half a great female prOn name.

Jammie Lotta would be better.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM


Jammie Bigly

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2021 01:15 PM (DUIap)

389 Only things I've been watching on TV lately are on Motor Trend: Roadkill, Wheeler Dealer, Dirt Every Day, Fifth Gear, etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:15 PM (KZzsI)



Largely the only thing I miss about not having cable anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

390 Anyone know anything about the crash of many social media? My wife is on Assbook, and she asked me. It's the sort of thing this site is pretty good at.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2021 12:29 PM (7X3UV)


It'll be interesting if this turns out to be Russia. Supposedly Putin is displeased with Zuckerberg worrying more about squelching domestic political dissent than pedophilia.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 04, 2021 01:16 PM (U7wke)

391 The Babylon Bee won the state of Utah with the headline: "Enraged Mormon BYU Football Crowd Shouts 'Fudge Joe Biden!'"

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 04, 2021 01:16 PM (dJs6r)

392 maybe we will witness Biden having a meltdown in public. So much for being the great unifier.
Posted by: IC at October 04, 2021 12:44 PM

My fondest wish in this regard has always been, and remains. Biden breaks down at the podium, looks off-camera at his handlers, and pleadingly cries, "I don' wanna do this anymore! Why are you making me do this!", while sobbing.

My second-fondest wish is him shitting himself so loud and liquid you can hear it, on live TV. Both would be too much to ask for.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 01:16 PM (OssQ4)

393 Jammie Bigly
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2021 01:15 PM (DUIap)

Jammie Lately

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (M+Lyo)

394 USC 1118

Ten years


They all identified as female congressmen, so you're transphobic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (KZzsI)

395 Jammie Senseless

Posted by: naturalfake at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (Xo5lP)

396 Hey if anyone is going to any MLB playoff games, (obvs not me) do us a solid and start the "let's go Brandon" chant, while they are in midst of game.

Posted by: nailed it! at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (vaxb+)

397 Facebook and Instagram are down for me at least. Anyone else? Or have you all left or never joined?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (2RBkF)

398 For the record - I too have had weekends where I got so much "apple" that I didn't want any more "apple". I couldn't eat another "apple" if my dick depended on it - and it kinda' did. Alas, no more "apple" for me.

But it's been a while. A mortgage, a couple kids ... well, quite a while. I should probably refer to my notes on the details.

Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (3ffZo)

399 My second-fondest wish is him shitting himself so loud and liquid you can hear it, on live TV. Both would be too much to ask for.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 01:16 PM (OssQ4)
++++
I defend against this outcome. I am highly effective. My life is hell.

Posted by: Presidential Butt Plug at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (+IIqY)

400 388Jammie Little

Half a great female prOn name.

Jammie Lotta would be better.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM

Jammie Bigly
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2021 01:15 PM (DUIap)
------------------------------

Jammie Tin

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (CAJOC)

401 There are Zinc + copper supplements in a1:9 ratio for balance

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (YZG/i)

402 How did they make Taladega Nights if you can't drive there at night?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (BRpqW)

403
My second-fondest wish is him shitting himself so loud and liquid you can hear it, on live TV. Both would be too much to ask for.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 01:16 PM (OssQ4)



You're mean.......

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

404 Kevin Collier
@kevincollier
·
8m
Don't yet know exactly what's behind the DNS issue that's knocked Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp offline, but it's really bad. Pretty much everything that runs through those three companies are inaccessible. Employees can't even enter conference rooms because they're IoT!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (jOcSX)

405 Lets go Brandon is something you can say in polite company.

I intend to do so.

Posted by: fluffy at October 04, 2021 01:18 PM (UnQlg)

406 Thanks, Steevy!! Jeez Louise, with what's on TV now, including commercials (has anyone seen the "private parts" deodorant? the women poop commercials?), THAT'S what they choose to edit???!!

LOL!!!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 04, 2021 01:18 PM (aW5/6)

407 Let me get this straight, it all started when a woman offered you an apple ?

*shakes head in dismay
Posted by: runner at October 04, 2021 01:14 PM (qREJU)

heh

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 04, 2021 01:18 PM (MFphb)

408 Disgracebook's been down most of the day looks like. Good riddance.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at October 04, 2021 01:18 PM (OUMaO)

409
#pluckjoebiden

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2021 01:18 PM (pNxlR)

410 Largely the only thing I miss about not having cable anymore.

We get it on one of those streaming services, I can't remember which. My brother has switched like 4 times going for the best deal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

411 How WHY did they make Talladega Nights if you can't drive there at night?
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (BRpqW)



Corrected.....

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

412 Sorry but I am coming to the defense of the NBC pit/frontstretch reporter. And while I am, I state that I am getting tired of right-leaning article writers and commenters obviously NOT watching the thing being commented or written. First, the lady's name is not Jamie Little (who works for Fox), it was Kelli Stavast. Secondly, races are loud. Even when the race ends, the noise rings in your head for a long time. Like all pit reporters, Kelli is wearing a full headset, and yes, she has to interview the winner while the producer is yelling in her ear. I forgive Kelli if she mistook FJB for Let's go Brandon because of the noise and confusion, and also because the win was such an upset, but we do need to know if her producer gave her the instruction to cover it up. We don't know that. I love y'all, but we all need to know what we are commenting on.

Posted by: Al Unsure at October 04, 2021 01:18 PM (XrAad)

413 397 Facebook and Instagram are down for me at least. Anyone else? Or have you all left or never joined?
Posted by: Pete in Texas a

You and the rest of the world

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 01:18 PM (YZG/i)

414 My fondest wish in this regard has always been, and remains. Biden breaks down at the podium, looks off-camera at his handlers, and pleadingly cries, "I don' wanna do this anymore! Why are you making me do this!", while sobbing.

My second-fondest wish is him shitting himself so loud and liquid you can hear it, on live TV. Both would be too much to ask for.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 01:16 PM (OssQ4)

Im keeping some hope alive for either.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (6Hiuc)

415 Illegals said that they"supported" her. So, they voted?

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (qREJU)

416 Jammie Bigly
Posted by: AltonJackson

Jammie Tin
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Dick Gazinya

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (mD/uy)

417 Man it sounds like your guys' weekends kicked way more ass than mine. I was fighting plumbing, sweeping acorns off the driveway, replacing internet equipment and putting down herbicide.

Apples and concerts sound much better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:13 PM (+IIqY)


If it makes you feel any better, I fell down the cellar stairs on Saturday.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (2JVJo)

418 Even the voiceover work is noticeably black people

Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (CYnTg)

419 Brandon is going to bring NASCAR back all by himself! He's a mix of Richard Perry and Dale Earnhardt!! All this chanting is a sign of his massive popularity!!- Da Media

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (3/XaG)

420 Don't yet know exactly what's behind the DNS issue that's knocked Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp offline, but it's really bad. Pretty much everything that runs through those three companies are inaccessible. Employees can't even enter conference rooms because they're IoT!
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (jOcSX)
++++
Heh. Good.

As someone once wrote about IoT (maybe 8 years go or so): "Our only hope is that the Internet of (incompatible) Things collapses under its own weight before the Internet of (insecure) Things gets us all killed."

Too late. They fixed the compatibility stuff. So may Big Tech please be the first to die.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (+IIqY)

421 Headline at DM:

"The day the internet broke: Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Amazon Web Services are all down along with web on AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon cell phones"

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (HeKhk)

422
We get it on one of those streaming services, I can't remember which. My brother has switched like 4 times going for the best deal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:18 PM (KZzsI)


Was somewhere and found out that they completely changed the crew on Car Fix. I was HIGHLY disappointed. The original two were good and entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

423 Kevin Collier
@kevincollier
Employees can't even enter conference rooms because they're IoT!
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (jOcSX)

Dear big tech, how does it feel ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (M+Lyo)

424 Im keeping some hope alive for either.

Remember when Obama was going to snap and go nuts on TV? Good times...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

425 Dear Lord Baby Jesus...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 01:20 PM (OssQ4)

426 @384 runner-LMAO, yes. An apple.

Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2021 01:20 PM (0jZnq)

427 -
My second-fondest wish is him shitting himself so loud and liquid you can hear it, on live TV. Both would be too much to ask for.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 01:16 PM -
-
-----------

Uh-oh. That was a big one.

Posted by: Joey Biden, I'm President! at October 04, 2021 01:20 PM (SchQD)

428 Employees can't even enter conference rooms because they're IoT!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (jOcSX)

*dies laughing*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 01:20 PM (YZG/i)

429 I've been doing one a day zinc/quercetin (plus vitamin D) from amazon for approaching a couple of months. I was still alive two weeks ago so I bought another bottle.

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops at October 04, 2021 01:20 PM (kfcYC)

430 Lets go Brandon is something you can say in polite company.

I intend to do so.
Posted by: fluffy

If I'm in the bar, and say that, I will know quickly for whom to buy beers.

Posted by: low level anarchy at October 04, 2021 01:20 PM (QzkSJ)

431 Here's a funny trailer for an 80s style action thriller that is also a stop-action cartoon movie:

https://tinyurl.com/Chuck-Steel-Trampires


"Chuck Steel - Night of the Trampires

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2021 01:20 PM (N1+1o)

432 Silly leftists. Only Repukelicans change their positions when you follow them into a room and yell at them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 01:20 PM (Bmy3R)

433 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (jOcSX)

I feel so bad.... Not

Posted by: It's me donna at October 04, 2021 01:20 PM (8nD9v)

434 401 There are Zinc + copper supplements in a1:9 ratio for balance
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (YZG/i)
------------------

Remember balanced brewer's yeast?

Can't find it anywhere.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2021 01:20 PM (jg5Rp)

435 Richard Petty. I swear you have to look at every single word. Autocorrect must be deep state

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 01:21 PM (3/XaG)

436 @404

>>Employees can't even enter conference rooms because they're IoT!

That's hysterical and also insane that the entire company and all of it's vertices are run as a single point of failure topology.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2021 01:21 PM (l4f4c)

437 421 Headline at DM:

"The day the internet broke: Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Amazon Web Services are all down along with web on AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon cell phones"
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (HeKhk)

==========

They'll reset to a prior edition from a couple of years ago, and Trump will get access to the Presidential Twitter Account again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

438 @kevincollier
Employees can't even enter conference rooms because they're IoT!
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (jOcSX)


I've been saying all this centralization and hosted shit is SHIT for YEARS.........but I'm the dumbass......

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

439 "we all need to know what we are commenting on."

you're new here, right ?

/s, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 04, 2021 01:21 PM (jDHSU)

440 Was somewhere and found out that they completely changed the crew on Car Fix. I was HIGHLY disappointed. The original two were good and entertaining.

Wheeler Dealers changed mechanics after a few seasons because apparently Edd China was a collossal jerk and very hard to work with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

441 I was saying let's go Brandon...

Posted by: Brandon's Mom at October 04, 2021 01:22 PM (8548M)

442 Headline at DM:

"The day the internet broke: Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Amazon Web Services are all down along with web on AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon cell phones"
Posted by: one of the quiet ones


And THAT is why the HQ is on mu.nu

All hail Pixy!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2021 01:22 PM (OCTRt)

443 *dies laughing*
Posted by: vmom

If one must

DIE STABBING

Posted by: Mr. Stabalicious at October 04, 2021 01:22 PM (QzkSJ)

444 Fuck Joe Biden

Thanks Obama

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura highway at October 04, 2021 01:22 PM (M+Lyo)

445 I forgive Kelli if she mistook FJB for Let's go Brandon because of the noise and confusion, and also because the win was such an upset, but we do need to know if her producer gave her the instruction to cover it up. We don't know that. I love y'all, but we all need to know what we are commenting on.
Posted by: Al Unsure at October 04, 2021 01:18 PM (XrAad)
++++
No. I get where you're coming from, but no. Misheard something? Misspoke? Stumbled on a word? Whatever? The Left never lets go of those. Context doesn't matter. Everything is an opportunity to attack. Everything is a weapon.

It's time to start giving back. Fuck them. She said it. It was stupid. She should be humiliated and made into a meme. No quarter. No more "we're above that." No. If they want to recognize the Golden Rule then so will I, but so long as they ignore it, so will I. Only a sucker extends common courtesy to monsters who want you dead. So fuck her, regardless of context.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:22 PM (+IIqY)

446 Sorry but I am coming to the defense of the NBC pit/frontstretch reporter.

Fuck that and fuck them. They went from the sport that - quite literally - stopped the pace laps to show the first F-111As drop ordinance in response to 9/11 to bringing in the FBI to suss out a pull rope on a garage door because Bubba Wallace said so.

This ain't your Daddy's NASCAR. Or my NASCAR. And to Hell with fair. Fair is a luxury. I can't afford it right now.

Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 01:22 PM (3ffZo)

447 I like to watch the AHC The All Hitler Channel - That dumb son of a bitch keeps loosing WW2 and all the commercials are for the hurrycane, medicare advantage and final expenses life insurance.

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2021 01:23 PM (gmo/4)

448 >>> we do need to know if her producer gave her the instruction to cover it up. We don't know that.

You may be right, but I do not care. I am running with it.

Remember the basket of deplorable? To me, it seemed Shrillary was describing attributes, not labeling people. But fuck it, let her fight that one.

Posted by: fluffy at October 04, 2021 01:23 PM (UnQlg)

449 It's time to start giving back. Fuck them. She said it. It was stupid. She should be humiliated and made into a meme. No quarter. No more "we're above that." No. If they want to recognize the Golden Rule then so will I, but so long as they ignore it, so will I. Only a sucker extends common courtesy to monsters who want you dead. So fuck her, regardless of context.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:22 PM (+IIqY)


AMEN

Posted by: It's me donna at October 04, 2021 01:23 PM (8nD9v)

450 If it makes you feel any better, I fell down the cellar stairs on Saturday.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Tsk
Next time keep your kidnap victims in a handicap accessible room.
Not only will you prevent accidents, but a ramp is handy for wheeling bodies in and out.

Follow me for more helpful tips!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 01:23 PM (YZG/i)

451 They'll reset to a prior edition from a couple of years ago, and Trump will get access to the Presidential Twitter Account again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
==
That sounds like a fun reality! I'mma get some popcorn and put my feet up.

Posted by: at this point, I'm starting to reject "reality" at October 04, 2021 01:23 PM (4AkjK)

452 Surprised not to see mention of the massive international outage of Facebook, WhatsApps, and Instagram. Also Telegram is extremely slow.

Could it be an intentional disruption or is this accidental.

As a network Eng, it is highly suspicious.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 04, 2021 01:23 PM (LW36e)

453 >>>Hey if anyone is going to any MLB playoff games, (obvs not me) do us a solid and start the "let's go Brandon" chant, while they are in midst of game.
Posted by: nailed it! at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (vaxb+)

=======

I just may buy a "Let's go, Brandon!" T-shirt.

Posted by: Now they tell me at October 04, 2021 01:23 PM (jPtGI)

454 Every reporter has an email addy and Twitter ID that is easy to find.

This "reporter" bint needs to get a few hundred thousand Twitter DMs that say FJB, and a million or more emails that say the same.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 04, 2021 01:23 PM (4ZE6o)

455 heh, the Redskins had a great come back yesterday. They had to overcome the Refs to get a win.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 04, 2021 01:23 PM (D8mow)

456
Wheeler Dealers changed mechanics after a few seasons because apparently Edd China was a collossal jerk and very hard to work with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:21 PM (KZzsI)


Yeah....Ant Anton or whatever replaced him. He was fine by me, but went all American, married the blond broad from that Cali house flipping show, knocked her up and promptly divorced in a year........

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

457 Yeah NASCAR had a big BLM thing last year too, 'member? I 'member. The hell with them all. NASCAR is no better, they don't really even race actual cars any longer, and they are so dumb they put auto and car both in their name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

458 Employees can't even enter conference rooms because they're IoT!
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 04, 2021 01:17 PM (jOcSX)

-----------------------------

The employees are IoT? I mean, I always assumed Zuckerberg was...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 04, 2021 01:24 PM (CAJOC)

459 "421 Headline at DM:

"The day the internet broke: Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Amazon Web Services are all down along with web on AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon cell phones"
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (HeKhk) "

here's to it getting wider and deeper until all that's left is the stuff that Pixy & his employers host / maintain.

*makes "toast" gesture, quaffs cold coffee*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 04, 2021 01:24 PM (jDHSU)

460 It's time to start giving back. Fuck them.
===
This thing will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm'l Josh Painter was a never trumper at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (kP/c2)

461 So fuck her, regardless of context.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

But that's not who we are, You Guys.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (OssQ4)

462 The employees are IoT? I mean, I always assumed Zuckerberg was...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 04, 2021 01:24 PM (CAJOC)
++++
Heh. A man with a hat named Wyatt walked into the room.

#syntacticAmbiguity

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (+IIqY)

463 Partying hearty or hardly partying?

Urban Meyer explains.

https://bit.ly/3oF93cu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (d9FiS)

464 243 Into the Hall of Fame, right next to the TV newscaster who read off "Wi Too Lo, Ho Lee Fuq, Sum Ting Wong, Bang Ding Ow"

That's Wi Tu Lo. Tu, not Too.
Posted by: SFGoth

Bang Ding Au

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (kfcYC)

465 Are you mostly OK MP^4?

Posted by: fluffy at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (UnQlg)

466
-Rubber Bullets that were earplugs
-Chainsaw bayonet
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


> underground utilities' lines markers spray painted on roads and sidewalks that were "swastikas"

> displaying cards with "K"s on them that were paeans to the KKK at major league baseball games

> flashing the "ok" hand sign that denoted agreement with white supremacists

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (pNxlR)

467 along with web on AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon cell phones"
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (HeKhk) "


I have tmobile - dunno what they mean about the web being down

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (YZG/i)

468 Let's go surfing! Clap clap clap.

Posted by: Kenobi Reeves breaking those points at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (oJplX)

469
Could it be an intentional disruption or is this accidental.

As a network Eng, it is highly suspicious.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 04, 2021 01:23 PM (LW36e)



Either way, I can't stop applauding it.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

470 Oh no, MP4. I hope you're okay and unbroken!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (+IIqY)

471 440 Was somewhere and found out that they completely changed the crew on Car Fix. I was HIGHLY disappointed. The original two were good and entertaining.

Wheeler Dealers changed mechanics after a few seasons because apparently Edd China was a collossal jerk and very hard to work with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

Zimmerman and Santiago were the best. (car fix)

Posted by: Inogame at October 04, 2021 01:26 PM (53oGX)

472 This is a true fact. Both that you scamps should listen to me and that I was a cheerleader.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 04, 2021

==========
Did you pour a bucket of pig's blood on the awkward girl at prom?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021


***
And Alex, did you think that girl Buffy Something, Summerville or Summers, was weird?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2021 01:26 PM (/XOcP)

473 439 I read this blog every day but haven't commented for a long time. AoS is a necessity for me, for anyone who wants to laugh when he or she feels like screaming.

Posted by: Al Unsure at October 04, 2021 01:26 PM (XrAad)

474 I'm usually the guy going "well maybe this isn't so bad" but... this was deliberate. Crowds have been chanting this for months now, and its not exactly difficult to make out. Whether she was given instructions to lie or made it up herself is irrelevant. It was dumb and wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

475 Could it be an intentional disruption or is this accidental.

As a network Eng, it is highly suspicious.
==
Look mate, its an op.

Posted by: aussie resistance at October 04, 2021 01:27 PM (+j+Ls)

476 I have tmobile - dunno what they mean about the web being down
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (YZG/i)


Same. Well, actually I have Patriot Mobile, and they use the T-Mobile network.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 04, 2021 01:27 PM (igSoX)

477 467 along with web on AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon cell phones"
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (HeKhk) "


I have tmobile - dunno what they mean about the web being down
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (YZG/i)

Yeah, I have Verizon. Web works fine.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 04, 2021 01:27 PM (dfRN6)

478 My Verizon phone is working on the internet over LTE, but it is taking *forever* to do lookups and some fail. I bet I am hitting the tertiary DNS before it resolves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:27 PM (+IIqY)

479 We live in a borderless blog. WTF? I see Haitians everywhere.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 04, 2021 01:27 PM (UCZTi)

480 436 @404

>>Employees can't even enter conference rooms because they're IoT!

That's hysterical and also insane that the entire company and all of it's vertices are run as a single point of failure topology.


i remember a day back in the '80s that the entire phone system in cache valley, utah suffered an outage. there were supposedly two independent circuits taking different routes, but it turned out there was a conduit somewhere that both circuits went through. a backhoe found it. stupid backhoes.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 04, 2021 01:27 PM (oY6Yp)

481 I have tmobile - dunno what they mean about the web being down
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Are you using the cellular network, or Wi-Fi?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 01:27 PM (OssQ4)

482 Brandon could have been a legend if he had corrected her. instead, he's the goof with a stupid haircut.

Posted by: x at October 04, 2021 01:27 PM (oA+QO)

483
Zimmerman and Santiago were the best. (car fix)
Posted by: Inogame at October 04, 2021 01:26 PM (53oGX)



Zimmerman's t-shirts were ALWAYS awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

484 So fuck her, regardless of context.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



Google says - why YES, yes I would.

Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 01:28 PM (3ffZo)

485 421 Headline at DM:

"The day the internet broke: Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Amazon Web Services are all down along with web on AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon cell phones"
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 04, 2021 01:19 PM (HeKhk)


It's a digital pandemic! Quick! Everyone put on masks!

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 04, 2021 01:28 PM (Fs5vw)

486 i remember a day back in the '80s that the entire phone system in cache valley, utah suffered an outage. there were supposedly two independent circuits taking different routes, but it turned out there was a conduit somewhere that both circuits went through. a backhoe found it. stupid backhoes.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 04, 2021 01:27 PM (oY6Yp)
++++
Back when I worked for a places with thousands of leased lines, we called that "Backhoe Fade."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:28 PM (+IIqY)

487 > underground utilities' lines markers spray painted on roads and sidewalks that were "swastikas"

Wasn't that some dimwitted celebrity bint (BIRM), not a reporter? I can't exactly remember.

Good nominations either way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

488 468 Let's go surfing! Clap clap clap.
Posted by: Kenobi Reeves breaking those points at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (oJplX)

========

I'm up for some skeet surfing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

489 If Sinema had real guts, she would tweet: "Come to think of it, that bathroom attendant DID seem noisier than most."

Posted by: irright at October 04, 2021 01:29 PM (SchQD)

490 Taco Bell ran an ad all weekend where a woman dreams that every man is gay. And she gets free tacos. I

No, if every man was gay her taco would be free.
Did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 04, 2021 01:29 PM (3/XaG)

491
If it makes you feel any better, I fell down the cellar stairs on Saturday.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Tsk
Next time keep your kidnap victims in a handicap accessible room.
Not only will you prevent accidents, but a ramp is handy for wheeling bodies in and out.

Follow me for more helpful tips!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12)


Look, they are going to caterwaul and call out for their mommies and food, MPPP, but that's what a good set of earplugs are for -- to ignore them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2021 01:29 PM (pNxlR)

492 I wanna live with the Sinema Girl
I could be happy the rest of my life
With the Sinema Girl

Posted by: Neil Jung at October 04, 2021 01:29 PM (mR6Gs)

493 Who were those car guys that were on NPR? That was one of the only shows worth listening to on the radio from them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

494 So joe thought it was funny that someone followed Sinema into the bathroom to harass her....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 04, 2021 01:29 PM (8nD9v)

495 I see Haitians everywhere.
Posted by: Puddin Head

It's not the drumming

It's when the drumming stops

Posted by: T. T. Macoute at October 04, 2021 01:29 PM (QzkSJ)

496 Redundancy is easy to build but hard to keep. Example: my old company. My site had redundancy. One link through CenturyLink, another through Level3. That was fine and all was well.

Then they merged, and our infrastructure folks didn't realize that their backends merged, too. Level3 had a problem and boom - both lines went down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:29 PM (+IIqY)

497 shooting was, and always will be, America's national sport.

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 04, 2021 01:29 PM (piH/n)

498 Remember, Putin was highly pissed at FB on Friday.

And today, FB and everything it touches or is interdependent with is Off-line.

The level of redundancy and failover protections in place make this highly unlikely as just a technical glitch. Especially with the selectivity of services impacted.

Guess FB wasn't on the list Biden gave Putin of services Russia was not allowed to attack.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at October 04, 2021 01:30 PM (LW36e)

499 ========

I'm up for some skeet surfing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 04, 2021 01:28 PM (LvTSG)


Second shot. Aim higher.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

500 Alyssa Milano thought the utility line marks were swastikas I think

Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2021 01:30 PM (CYnTg)

501 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2021 01:30 PM (arJlL)

502 Alyssa Milano thought the utility line marks were swastikas I think
Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2021 01:30 PM (CYnTg)
++++
I'm no paragon of mental health, but I am pleased that I am not shattered wreck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:30 PM (+IIqY)

503 If Sinema or Manchin DID want to defect to the GOP, McConnell would probably refuse them

That's not who we are.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 04, 2021 01:30 PM (mR6Gs)

504 Alyssa Milano thought the utility line marks were swastikas I think
Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2021 01:30 PM (CYnTg)



I thought it was ear plugs she thought were rubber bullets.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

505
Wasn't that some dimwitted celebrity bint (BIRM), not a reporter? I can't exactly remember.


Sarah Silverman

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2021 01:31 PM (pNxlR)

506 I'm up for some skeet surfing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

uh no

Posted by: the Val formerly known as Kilmer at October 04, 2021 01:31 PM (QzkSJ)

507 2nd wave.....sorry. My bad.


Damn brain.

Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 04, 2021 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

508 I can still remember how that internet used to make me smile...


...Do you recall what was revealed the day the internet died?

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2021 01:31 PM (gmo/4)

509
If it makes you feel any better, I fell down the cellar stairs on Saturday.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Ouch. I feel your pain. I slipped taking dinner to the desk. Landed on hip. Still hobbling and working from home today. And ruined a really nice steak.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2021 01:31 PM (iorxD)

510 503 If Sinema or Manchin DID want to defect to the GOP, McConnell would probably refuse them

I think Sinema will go Independent... That will probably cost us a chance at an Arizona Senate seat

Posted by: It's me donna at October 04, 2021 01:32 PM (8nD9v)

511 Aw man I'm mixing up my stupid celebrity bints again

Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2021 01:32 PM (CYnTg)

512 i remember a day back in the '80s that the entire phone system in cache valley, utah suffered an outage. there were supposedly two independent circuits taking different routes, but it turned out there was a conduit somewhere that both circuits went through. a backhoe found it. stupid backhoes.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 04, 2021 01:27 PM (oY6Yp)


Supposed to take separate routes into the CO. Being cheap bastards bit them in the ass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 04, 2021 01:32 PM (6Hiuc)

513 My second-fondest wish is him shitting himself so loud and liquid you can hear it, on live TV. Both would be too much to ask for.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2021 01:16 PM (OssQ4)


You're mean.......
-----------
Oh, it's not so bad.

Al Roker

Posted by: dartist at October 04, 2021 01:32 PM (+ya+t)

514 NOOD POLITICS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:32 PM (+IIqY)

515 I thought it was ear plugs she thought were rubber bullets.
Posted by: Sponge

I read that as Rubber Biscuit

Posted by: an old fashioned singalong at October 04, 2021 01:32 PM (QzkSJ)

516 Whether she was given instructions to lie or made it up herself is irrelevant. It was dumb and wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I absolutely love her attempted cover up - no matter how it got there.

She brought more attention to the FJB chant and any other venue instance could have. In a way, a Streisand affect.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2021 01:32 PM (mD/uy)

517 I see Haitians everywhere.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Purple Haitians
Are in my brain
Lately things don't seem the same
Scuse me while I curse Joe Bide...

Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at October 04, 2021 01:33 PM (mR6Gs)

518 Who were those car guys that were on NPR? That was one of the only shows worth listening to on the radio from them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021


***
"Click and Clack: Car Talk."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2021 01:33 PM (/XOcP)

519 I thought it was ear plugs she thought were rubber bullets.

No, that was an actual reporter Ryan J Reilly from Huff Po. Well, sort of a reporter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2021 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

520 512 i remember a day back in the '80s that the entire phone system in cache valley, utah suffered an outage. there were supposedly two independent circuits taking different routes, but it turned out there was a conduit somewhere that both circuits went through. a backhoe found it. stupid backhoes.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 04, 2021 01:27 PM (oY6Yp)


Supposed to take separate routes into the CO. Being cheap bastards bit them in the ass.


iirc, it wasn't at the co; it was somewhere out in the mountains.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at October 04, 2021 01:33 PM (v3pYe)

521 was makin' a joke, there, Al ... you know, asking this crowd to not just whip out the first quip that comes to mind ?
sorry.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 04, 2021 01:34 PM (jDHSU)

522 466 > flashing the "ok" hand sign that denoted agreement with white supremacists

And now they tell me the "peace sign" means "Two genders."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 04, 2021 01:34 PM (Bmy3R)

523 If Sinema or Manchin DID want to defect to the GOP, McConnell would probably refuse them.

Honestly - they're both probably screwed. I get why Sinema did it. Look, y'all say what you want. I've always thought she was honest. Many here don't agree with her. It is what it is.

Don't understand why Manchin did what he did. These fuckers all work for their party. They rise through the ranks. Sometimes, they get "fast tracked" - but they work for the party first and foremost.

Manchin had a career in politics. He was getting some of the graft. He was made. And he just pissed it away, on purpose.

Posted by: Main Street at October 04, 2021 01:34 PM (3ffZo)

524 Whether she was given instructions to lie or made it up herself is irrelevant. It was dumb and wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It was dumb, but it shows you how media savvy and
how quick-witted they can be when it comes time to protect their guy

Posted by: JoeF. at October 04, 2021 01:34 PM (mR6Gs)

525 Oh no, MP4. I hope you're okay and unbroken!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 04, 2021 01:25 PM (+IIqY)


I'm fine. The washing machine and dryer are in the cellar, so I throw my dirty clothes down the stairs into a pile. I fell on that. Only my feelings are hurt.

Narrator: He was stinking drunk at the time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2021 01:35 PM (2JVJo)

526 "didn't realize that their backends merged."

That's what she said.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 04, 2021 01:35 PM (aW5/6)

527 Aw man I'm mixing up my stupid celebrity bints again
Posted by: steevy


Sounds like a premised for a great TV game show.

Celebrity Bints!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 04, 2021 01:35 PM (vcOmj)

528 though I gotta say, I'm with the crowd here who thinks that we wasted the last few decades being nice, taking a thoughtful and measured approach to things, ... and losing every match to the side that thought this was a war, and acted like it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 04, 2021 01:36 PM (jDHSU)

529
It wasn't a urinalist, but whoever created a graphic with an unfired round, including its brass, emerging from the barrel of a rifle because "GUBS R BAD!" put their ignorance of how things really work on display for all and sundry to see.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2021 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

530 The day the internet broke

-
And they were singing bye, bye anti-American guy
Drove my hybrid to riot but the riot ran dry

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 04, 2021 01:38 PM (d9FiS)

531 though I gotta say, I'm with the crowd here who thinks that we wasted the last few decades being nice, taking a thoughtful and measured approach to things, ... and losing every match to the side that thought this was a war, and acted like it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 04, 2021 01:36 PM (jDHSU)

I tried to teach the GOP how to win

Posted by: PDT at October 04, 2021 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)

532
Here's another one

> tampons make great earrings

I noticed she did not go full bore crazy and employ used ones for that purpose, though. That showed a definite lack of commitment on her part.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2021 01:39 PM (pNxlR)

533 My At&t data and phone are working.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2021 01:39 PM (jg5Rp)

534 Manchin is trying to figure out how to get elected in 2024. The path in very red WV is getting narrower and narrower.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 04, 2021 01:39 PM (V6xwG)

535 tried; but it's hard to teach people who don't want to learn ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at October 04, 2021 01:40 PM (jDHSU)

536 You are supply chain problem... you gotta be go.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 04, 2021 01:43 PM (BcAbd)

537 Is TJM here?

At the end of an article on A. Huxley an editorial correction that the author had referred to Leslie Howard (cocksman par excellence) as a woman.

kids

Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2021 01:45 PM (jg5Rp)

538 The chanting will lead to Senile Joe having a very public freak out breakdown temper tantrum.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 04, 2021 12:21 PM (cSyAR)


I'm pretty sure that's already happened: Joe Stolen looks pretty angry in the photo where he's yanking down his mask to yell at someone at the 9/11 memorial. Of course the FNM covered that incident (with a pillow).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 04, 2021 01:48 PM (pJWtt)

539 Why heckfire I've just come in from yelling "Let's Go Brandon" at my little dog in the backyard. And she looked back at me and said "I've got to take a Biden" and laid some dog turds on the grass. If she hadn't been occupied in laying down a Biden she would have replied "Fuck Joe Biden".

She's a pretty smart dog and likes to talk.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at October 04, 2021 02:13 PM (cn6vO)

540 he's here, he never leaves.

Posted by: 5280 greaser at October 04, 2021 02:16 PM (oSX/P)

541 Yeah, I can't figure it out either, Steevy. I even sat through some VERY long trailers to see if I could find a scene with the back of the jacket. No dice.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 04, 2021 01:10 PM

It's a red fist raised in the "Lets Go Brandon" salute.

Posted by: Texican-ette at October 04, 2021 02:20 PM (gou4q)

542 going to be hilarious when they live interview someone on the street and they look in the camera and say Let's go Brandon. Everyone will know what was meant and it won't be bleeped.
Posted by: InCali at October 04, 2021 12:48 PM (jZOLv)

---------

Excellent!!!

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 04, 2021 02:27 PM (lonOK)

543 how long before democrats move to ban sporting events again. It's a place where people are mass-congregating and, based on these videos, expressing their united discontent with the current regime.

Smells like the right to peaceably assemble, can't have that.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 04, 2021 02:30 PM (ZR7kf)

544 Jim@165: My kid had a toy Obiwan Kenobi (younger version) that had melted a bit, making him look...well, mentally not all there. We named him Jedi Todd.

Jedi Matt Damon.

Posted by: Rowsdower Continues to Insist Ashli Babbitt is Crispus Attucks and Michael Byrd is Lon Horiuchi at October 04, 2021 02:40 PM (P/ALc)

545 An interesting discussion is worth comment. I do
believe that you need to publish more on this issue, it might not be
a taboo matter but usually folks don't speak about
such issues. To the next! All the best!!

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