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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (9/25/21)
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"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit." (H/T Hrothgar)
Impossible Foods’ latest meatless product is set to hit tables from Thursday: plant-based pork that claims to be tastier and healthier than the real deal. The ground pork product will first be available in restaurants in the U.S., Hong Kong and Singapore, with further plans for retail expansion in those markets in the coming months. It marks the California-based company’s third commercial launch after ground beef and chicken nuggets as it seeks to solidify its position in the growing plant-based protein space. Speaking in a first-on interview ahead of the launch, Impossible Foods’ president Dennis Woodside told CNBC’s “Squawk Box Asia” that the pork alternative could beat the real deal in both taste and nutritional value.Could beat? Yeah and I could vote a straight Dem ticket in 2022.
Hey Honey, we aren't remodeling the bathroom any time soon.
Researchers want to give the toilet a smart makeover — but we’re not talking about heated seats or bidet attachments. Take the Stanford School of Medicine, where The Wall Street Journal reports that researchers are developing a scanner that can recognize the user’s unique “anal print,” or “distinctive features of their anoderm,” meaning the skin of the anal canal. To pull it off, they installed a camera inside a toilet bowl and used machine learning algorithms to match stool samples to specific, uh, users. The system could even calculate “the flow rate and volume of urine using computer vision as a uroflowmeter,” according to the researchers’ 2020 paper.
This may be the biggest squirrel poaching bust ever.
One of the most common violations for a conservation officer to deal with is someone going over the legal limit. Officers with the Missouri Department of Conservation recently dealt with a case that may be the biggest squirrel poaching bust ever anywhere. In a post on their Facebook page, the MDC reported Agents Brad Hadley and Eric Long got a tip about a group of non-residents who were squirrel hunting in the Current River Conservation Area and surrounding locations. The tip ended up being a good one as the officers quickly discovered the group of 16 had taken 471 squirrels over the prior two days.
WHY WE TURN DOWN THE RADIO WHILE WE’RE PARKING
The human brain may be amazing, but it can’t listen to Olivia Rodrigo and find a parking spot at the same time But why must Olivia be silenced so that you can locate the perfect place to park? The explanation is fairly straightforward. Under normal circumstances, listening to music while driving is a form of multitasking, explains cognitive scientist Art Markman, author of Brain Briefs. “That’s actually not terrible, because driving frankly isn’t that hard,” he says. “It doesn’t occupy our full mental resources.” In fact, some research suggests that music can help you keep up with the flow of traffic under ordinary conditions.
Irate contractor. Did he overreact or is the homeowner a ditz? You be the judge.
When you hire someone to fix things in your home, you are putting trust in a complete stranger. While you are paying them and it’s their job, you still are letting in a person you know nothing about in your home. They may do a half-hearted job or they might steal something from your home, you really never know. A woman from Colorado trusted a job regarding the renovation of her shower and had a negative experience with the contractor she hired. She asked the contractor to not pay until she sees the finished bathroom, but the man didn’t take it very well and destroyed all the work he had just done. A video of an angry contractor demolishing tiles in the shower that he himself put up went viral
Scientists were puzzled by a bizarre case stdy: a 33-year-old male with a history of illicit drug use who’d been experiencing “a substantial amount of sperm passage from his rectum with ejaculation for the past two years,” according to study titled “A Curious Case of Rectal Ejaculation,” published last month in the Cureus Journal of Medical Science. In crude terms, the unfortunate patient was jizzing out of his butt. The man had experienced five days of testicular pain, doctors said, noting a “substantial amount of urine and sperm” coming from his rectum. A CT scan of the man’s pelvis later revealed he was experiencing a chronic case of “rectourethral fistula,” an extremely rare condition in which there’s a new anatomical connection between the urethra and rectum.
And there is your Jr. High humor for the evening.............
Oh boy, I can't wait until November 4th to see what toys made it into the National Toy Hall of Fame.
2021 National Toy Hall of Fame FinalistsNot to give too much away, sand is a finalist.
The following 12 toys are finalists for 2021 induction into The Strong’s National Toy Hall of Fame. Only three will take their honored places in the hall this year when they are announced by The Strong on Thursday, November 4, at 10:30 a.m.
My brother and I were pros before it became a recognized sport. And I'm sure my daughters weren't too far behind.
Competitive Pillow Fighting – How a Children’s Game Became a Popular Sport in Japan Every year, dozens of teams from all over Japan travel to the Japanese town of Ito to compete in one of the world’s most unique sporting events – All-Japan Pillow Fighting Championships. Pillow fighting is an age-old pastime practiced by children of all ages all over the world. Japan is no different, only here the game has been elevated to the status of national sport, with teams made up of people of all ages competing against each other for fame and fortune. After first battling it out in regional qualifying events, winning teams meet up in the small fishing town of Ito, south of Tokyo, to compete in the All-Japan Pillow Fighting Championships, for the title of Japan’s best pillow fighters.
On this day: 25 Sep 1980
John Bonham, drummer with Led Zeppelin, died aged 32 after a heavy drinking session. ‘Bonzo’ was found dead at guitarists Jimmy Page's house of what was described as asphyxiation, after inhaling his own vomit after excessive vodka consumption, (40 shots in 4 hours). During live sets his drum solo, ‘Moby Dick,’ would often last for half an hour and regularly featured his use of his bare hands. In 2007, Ludwig issued a limited edition drum kit in Bonham's memory. via thisdayinmusic.com
Have you ever heard, "Do not try this at home"? This is one of those times. Genius Award Winner.
FLASHY Mum ends up flashing her bare boobs after awkward holiday outfit fail A MUMFLUENCER has had a very awkward moment this week when a fashion malfunction resulted in her boobs being completely exposed. The woman revealed the hilarious mishap to her Instagram followers as her attempt to alter her outfit backfired.
Thinking about Halloween? Planning that next costume? You can end up like Pappa Smurf, permanently.
A REAL life "Papa Smurf" was left with blue skin and a white beard after drinking liquid silver right up until his death aged 62. Paul Karason died in an Oregon hospital on this day eight years ago after a heart attack - but the incredible pictures of his unique looks continue to circulate online.An ex-spousal unit? Shocked I am.
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Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2021 08:58 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2021 08:58 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: wing at September 25, 2021 08:58 PM (PlW9M)
Smile, darn ya, smile
You know this great world is a good world after aaaallll
♪
As the masks make a small comeback, I'm singing songs about smiles in the aisles again.
♪
Smile, darn ya, smile
And pretty soon watch Lady Luck give you a caaallll...
♪
Posted by: mindful webworker - again at September 25, 2021 08:59 PM (Oy+M5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 08:59 PM (B94nA)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2021 08:59 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2021 08:59 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 09:00 PM (o4h3M)
Posted by: mindful webworker - calling the front desk at September 25, 2021 09:01 PM (Oy+M5)
Why are these people not being paid instead of fined?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2021 09:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: mindful webworker - a landslide at September 25, 2021 09:01 PM (Oy+M5)
Posted by: redchief at September 25, 2021 09:02 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:02 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:03 PM (B94nA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 09:03 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 25, 2021 09:03 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2021 09:03 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: redchief at September 25, 2021 09:03 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Biden is contemplating a 'smart' toilet mandate.
And lower flush volume.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a landslide at September 25, 2021 09:04 PM (Oy+M5)
L. O. L.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 25, 2021 09:04 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 25, 2021 09:04 PM (UY/aS)
Posted by: Jmel at September 25, 2021 09:04 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: CppThis at September 25, 2021 09:04 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 09:04 PM (ORYzU)
I tried some of those products a few years back. I reviewed them here for the fun of it and so no one else had to try them. The Beyond meat Italian Sausage was ok if made into a really good spaghetti. The Impossible Burger from BK was pretty gross, particularly the smell.
I can see people accepting this stuff because desire and cultural persuasion have an effect. But these things don't compare from my experience. Then again, the price of real meat is rising so fast I can see where they have an opportunity possibly.
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 09:05 PM (IbPe4)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 25, 2021 09:05 PM (3AD8C)
Like all things government, the HIPAA regulations do more harm than good. That and the digital medical reporting act has done more harm to the health system than any other. Now the Dr's have to spend most of their time while with a patient filling out little boxes for some HS Diplomaed EEOC federal employee to check for errors and it's made it very difficult for relatives to see and help their family when in the hospital.
It's like the Federal Voting Commission; more trouble than it's worth and hasn't stopped any of the fraud. Just made the system more burdensome for those who are not familiar or are part of it.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2021 09:06 PM (ClrTw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2021 09:06 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 09:06 PM (o4h3M)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2021 09:07 PM (+lVUW)
Yeah, I see those drivers all the time.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a landslide at September 25, 2021 09:07 PM (Oy+M5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:07 PM (B94nA)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2021 09:07 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 09:07 PM (ORYzU)
Posted by: CppThis at September 25, 2021 09:08 PM (UewuT)
Driving is difficult, at least for those of us who pay attention, so we don't get run over by the people who treat driving like it's no big deal.
Here's a hint: You're driving something with a minimum weight of about 3,000 lbs, which, when moving at 65 mph down the road, can do incredible damage to itself and other objects.
Heck, I saw a car clipped just off the rear bumper by a car doing no more than about 25 mph, and the car that got clipped wound up on its roof.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 25, 2021 09:08 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:58 PM
At this point who give a fuck?
Thank you for the awesome ont, MisHum. You are the MAN!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 09:08 PM (U2p+3)
DREAD can be sustained over a long time. Because it is non specific. It's just the idea that "something is wrong."
Horror is more specific, terror is even more specific than that, as it is tied to known elements.
Also, I am crazy and know nothing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:08 PM (OU+8W)
My thoughts exactly. And don't get me started on those dastardly bunny rabbits that have infiltrated MY yard.
Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at September 25, 2021 09:09 PM (+lVUW)
1. https://youtu.be/1nbXLMs2ezM
2. https://youtu.be/cJyTpzZ6p4Q
3. https://youtu.be/PxtTn1RBos4
4. https://youtu.be/QbkMuW2gEp4
5. https://youtu.be/ImH3XJGu6No
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:09 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 25, 2021 09:05 PM (3AD8C)
crows? I hope you don't meant doves/pigieons sometimes called flying rats in major cities. Dove hunting is huge business in Texas so my guess is it is regulated. I recall there always being open season on crows and some others in the Southern States I have lived in.
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 09:09 PM (IbPe4)
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Is that what you call em out there ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2021 09:09 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at September 25, 2021 09:09 PM (gy1ev)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 09:10 PM (nxdel)
Do I want that? Because I don't think I want that. I can think of no good reason to want that.
However, it would be interesting to see what the smart toilet would make of the rectourethral fistula guy.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2021 09:10 PM (ZsR3z)
And go the Martha's Vineyard for surf and turf.
Fuck you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 09:10 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 25, 2021 09:10 PM (UY/aS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 09:10 PM (nxdel)
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Hey, I was proud of myself today. I walked into a room and remembered why I was there.
....granted it was the bathroom, but still, a win is a win, amiright?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 25, 2021 09:11 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at September 25, 2021 09:09 PM (gy1ev)
*curtsies*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 09:11 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 09:11 PM (IbPe4)
I was driving to work, and one of those rats was racing toward the road.
I said "I'm stuck, here, because of the other cars, you approach my lane at your doom."
Squirrel's response went unrecorded, other than the "thump".
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:11 PM (OU+8W)
Drs. can be really pissy about their prerogatives and position cause most of the time, the nurses could handle most of what comes into the ER as well as a Dr. And as for interpretation the tech has seen far more cases than most Drs. that sign off on the x-rays or tests.
The medical quild has made our health system very inefficient and in many cases deadly. They are soon going to find out that guilds don't fare well for long and they are brutally taken apart because they usually outlive their limited usefullness and start killing or injuring people or just making living too difficult.
They're worse than a union because they spend a lot of time hiding information and keeping it hid and enforcing their rules.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2021 09:12 PM (ClrTw)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 25, 2021 09:12 PM (QFVV9)
I have posted this before, but from a personal experience, I knew a truly gifted and dedicate orthopedic surgeon in a rural area (where his services were desperately needed and beneficial) that told me he was quitting because of the overreach of the medical records act. The impact on his private practice were profound and detrimental to providing first class health care!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:12 PM (B94nA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 09:10 PM
*checks watch*
Why yes.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 09:12 PM (ORYzU)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 25, 2021 09:12 PM (oEn12)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 09:12 PM (f3F1i)
Is it just me or does that make as much sense as joe biden?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 25, 2021 09:12 PM (FtJ1S)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 09:12 PM (mD/uy)
That's a win in my book!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 09:12 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: CppThis at September 25, 2021 09:13 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Jewells45 a
YES! When I was commuting 110 miles round trip every day, there were evenings where I would arrive home and not know how I got there. Serious autopilot.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 09:13 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:03 PM (B94nA)
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LOL... back in the day that was OTC: no Rx needed
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 09:13 PM (f3F1i)
Driving is difficult, at least for those of us who pay attention, so we don't get run over by the people who treat driving like it's no big deal.
Here's a hint: You're driving something with a minimum weight of about 3,000 lbs, which, when moving at 65 mph down the road, can do incredible damage to itself and other objects.
Heck, I saw a car clipped just off the rear bumper by a car doing no more than about 25 mph, and the car that got clipped wound up on its roof.
Posted by:
that is is maybe dangerous does not mean it is difficult, driving is easy
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 09:13 PM (K3ZCc)
True, but the problem comes when they encounter something they think they can handle as well as a doc, but can't.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2021 09:13 PM (ZsR3z)
Stuff was basically codeine. One swig would knock you out.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 25, 2021 09:13 PM (vuisn)
Biden is contemplating a 'smart' toilet mandate.
And lower flush volume.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a landslide
I've been in homes that have toilets that supposedly save water. You end up flushing two or three times.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2021 09:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 09:10 PM (nxdel)
Unfortunately yes, scared the living shit out of me. I don't remember driving like 20 miles. Stone sober, just really behind on sleep from work
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2021 09:14 PM (WF/xn)
I do not always acknowledge this, usually because of alcohol.
But thank you, thank you very much.
And The Keep remake will be...
a thing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:14 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:14 PM (JAANK)
there is a guy in the pen for doing this very research at one of the state parks a while ago.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 09:14 PM (KbLYZ)
Hack hack cough cough kyak kyak wheeeze...
Ask your pharmacist for One Night Cough Syrup.
"For medicinal purposes only."
Okay, content consumed. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Now, the long, long slug until the tech report.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Trump the Everready bunny at September 25, 2021 09:14 PM (Oy+M5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2021 09:14 PM (BFigT)
I was driving to work, and one of those rats was racing toward the road.
I said "I'm stuck, here, because of the other cars, you approach my lane at your doom."
Squirrel's response went unrecorded, other than the "thump".
Posted by: B
so you are saying you are going to be reincarnated as a squirrel then?
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 09:14 PM (K3ZCc)
I look forward to my daily ration of gruel. It's got electrolytes.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2021 09:15 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2021 09:15 PM (P4LRL)
Great Saturday Night Joke!
A blue dude with a white beard... could be a bad ink job...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 25, 2021 09:15 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2021 09:16 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:16 PM (JAANK)
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Hub told me today of a contractor who totally demolished a room after being told by the owner he wasn't going to get paid for his work.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/lqd4cHMbyT3Z/
I suspect the trades aren't playing.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:16 PM (PZBsS)
Biden is contemplating a 'smart' toilet mandate.
And lower flush volume.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a landslide at September 25, 2021 09:04 PM (Oy+M5)
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when Frisco mandated that, they shortly thereafter discovered that there wasn't enough liquid in the sewers to move the shit along, and that resulted in clogs.
but that won't stop the stupid.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 09:16 PM (f3F1i)
How is the kitty hunt going?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 09:17 PM (U2p+3)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2021 09:17 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 09:17 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 25, 2021 09:17 PM (4thlk)
I look forward to my daily ration of gruel. It's got electrolytes.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2021 09:15 PM (ZsR3z)
Cannibal Bob gets the last laugh
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2021 09:17 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 09:17 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 25, 2021 09:18 PM (YynYJ)
Would get much higher ratings than that women's basketball or soccer crap.
Posted by: NC Ref at September 25, 2021 09:18 PM (we2l3)
but that won't stop the stupid.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 09:16 PM (f3F1i)
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Lack of water in the sewers also means more roaches. Yay.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 25, 2021 09:18 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:18 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2021 09:07 PM (+lVUW)
What does the toilet think when someone his hugging it and calling to ralph?
Posted by: Javems at September 25, 2021 09:18 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Kindltot
Negative Ghostrider.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 09:18 PM (mD/uy)
Still no actual kitty, though.
Everything must be in place.
PS Love you and thank you.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:19 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2021 09:19 PM (qAR6u)
Pot, Morphine, Chloroform and alcohol.
-I bet it worked.
-coughs back in the day were probably pretty nasty for miners and such. Someone dying of TB would probably look at this as a godsend.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:19 PM (csEWM)
80 Thanks for the great ONT, Mis Hum!
Great Saturday Night Joke!
A blue dude with a white beard... could be a bad ink job...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 25, 2021 09:15 PM (rwusL)
Thanks
Posted by: Mis Hum cell phone at September 25, 2021 09:19 PM (gy1ev)
Posted by: boynsea at September 25, 2021 09:19 PM (cx155)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 25, 2021 09:19 PM (lNHqD)
Kept referring to the hub and his partner as "Hey, electrician."
So yeah, blue-collar vs. white-collar is very much real.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:19 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2021 09:20 PM (ClrTw)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 09:20 PM (ORYzU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 09:20 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:20 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 09:21 PM (nxdel)
Someone dying of TB would probably look at this as a godsend.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:19 PM
Arthur Morgan says "Hi"
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2021 09:21 PM (DUIap)
They're worse than a union because they spend a lot of time hiding information and keeping it hid and enforcing their rules.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2021 09:12 PM (ClrTw)
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actually, most of those restrictions are there thanks to the federal government... between Congress and the regulatory agencies, shit has gotten ridiculous.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 09:21 PM (f3F1i)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2021 09:20 PM (ClrTw)
It's a proprietary formula.
https://stoatnet.org/spice.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2021 09:22 PM (P4LRL)
Tomorrow, schweinshaxe (again).
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:02 PM (xK9An)
* * * *
You visiting Germany? Sounds wonderful!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 25, 2021 09:22 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2021 09:22 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Some of us drive 20+ year-old vehicles to prevent being spied on.
The fact that most people will happily pay for a "smart toilet" is just par for the course.
Convenience and "safety" over anything else.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:22 PM (PZBsS)
Sensors detect an inflamed anal canal and reduced urinary flow. Please report to Garden Center 12 for humane composting. Thank you. Have a nice day.
Posted by: Toiletron 7000 at September 25, 2021 09:22 PM (QU5/8)
I wish the lovable animals (cats, dogs, sharks, spiders) weren't so lovable, but this is the world we have.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:23 PM (OU+8W)
....granted it was the bathroom, but still, a win is a win, amiright?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at September 25, 2021 09:11
Good job blake. I'm headed to the kitchen, what are the odds I'll remember everything I wanted to do...slim at best.
Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2021 09:23 PM (55Qr6)
bastards.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 09:23 PM (f3F1i)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 09:23 PM (K3ZCc)
Sensors detect an inflamed anal canal and reduced urinary flow. Please report to Garden Center 12 for humane composting. Thank you. Have a nice day.
Posted by: Toiletron 7000 at September 25, 2021 09:22 PM (QU5/
This cracked me up ! Hah
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2021 09:23 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2021 09:24 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:19 PM (PZBsS)
{{{SMH}}}
Learn your place peasant, and there will be no problems!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:24 PM (B94nA)
Posted by: Central Toilet Scrutinizer at September 25, 2021 09:24 PM (VFYBy)
....granted it was the bathroom, but still, a win is a win, amiright?
Posted by: blake
Hahaha!
When you get to the point where you don't remember why you went to the bathroom, time to stock up on Depends.™
Posted by: mindful webworker - not that old, yet at September 25, 2021 09:24 PM (Oy+M5)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 09:24 PM (K3ZCc)
Enable a speech function and upload Kamala Harris' voice.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:24 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 09:10 PM (nxdel)
Ever drive 30 miles past your exit, look up and think "oh crap". Books on tape are a menace when driving.
Posted by: Javems at September 25, 2021 09:24 PM (AmoqO)
Because nothing could EVER go wrong
Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2021 09:25 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2021 09:25 PM (Kx3kq)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2021 09:25 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 09:26 PM (mdgQ7)
bastards.
Posted by: redc1c4
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Soy-free buns are possible.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:26 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:26 PM (B94nA)
there is no big white vs blue rift
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 09:27 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: CITIZEN 12973932729J at September 25, 2021 09:27 PM (4thlk)
Got here as fast as I could.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 09:27 PM (pJade)
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2021 09:27 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Rectus Sheathus at September 25, 2021 09:28 PM (GKpUA)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2021 09:28 PM (P4LRL)
if you drink a lot of that silver colloid it is important to keep out of the sunlight in case you develop
Posted by: Kindltot
________
And there's no fixing it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 09:28 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Rusty at September 25, 2021 09:28 PM (2w0s8)
Posted by: Jewells45
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All the time in Iraq.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:28 PM (PZBsS)
Can it monitor my testicles as they retreat up into my chest cavity?
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2021 09:28 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:28 PM (JAANK)
lol! Reminds of the time my boss told me he read the paper while driving. For real. Actually read the paper. No wonder he has had 3 very bad accidents. He's a slow learner. It's why I never rode with him. Anywhere.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 09:29 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2021 09:25 PM (qAR6u)
Comrade, in the green eyeshade corner office world, only TODAY's bottom line estimates are worthy of consideration!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:29 PM (B94nA)
Also, I love cats and hope to adopt one soon. Maybe during October's "Shelter Cat Month."
Finally, a "month celebration" we can all get behind. Er, or get in front of. Or be along side of?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:29 PM (OU+8W)
You'll never take me alive toilet cop!!!
Posted by: CITIZEN 12973932729J
__________
*cop shows photo to witness*
"Seen this asshole before?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 09:30 PM (/U27+)
I was driving to work, and one of those rats was racing toward the road.
I said "I'm stuck, here, because of the other cars, you approach my lane at your doom."
Squirrel's response went unrecorded, other than the "thump".
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:11 PM (OU+8W)
Don't tell that story on Nextdoor. The local LiberalDemocratWomyn's group will go batshit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2021 09:28 PM (P4LRL)
Like they are wrapped up in newsprint and do Morris dancing during yuletide
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 09:30 PM (KbLYZ)
You want pajama fight? Look up the video sin pajamas with Natty Natasha and Becky g.
Thank me now because I'll be passed out later from dehydration...
Posted by: Dirty Frank at September 25, 2021 09:30 PM (GKpUA)
Who do you think approached certain legislators with the idea?
For a long time most legislation has come from the lobbyists of various special interests. So those rules didn't necessarily originate with the law makers but with the regulated.
Plus many of our legislators over the years and throughout the states have been Drs.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2021 09:30 PM (ClrTw)
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2021 09:25 PM (Kx3kq)
I have one in the house and it is mine! I also know where to get more but just can't fit the reservoirs in the spaces available.
Posted by: Javems at September 25, 2021 09:31 PM (AmoqO)
When I get home after picking up some cough medicine.
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2021 09:32 PM (VFYBy)
bastards.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 09:23 PM (f3F1i)
* * * *
I know it's not the same, but I once enjoyed a grilled sausage wrapped in a warm flour tortilla. The tortilla was far less bread than the bun and was quite tasty.
Yes... in Texas!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at September 25, 2021 09:32 PM (rwusL)
I was driving to work, and one of those rats was racing toward the road.
I said "I'm stuck, here, because of the other cars, you approach my lane at your doom."
Squirrel's response went unrecorded, other than the "thump".
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:11 PM (OU+8W)
Don't tell that story on Nextdoor. The local LiberalDemocratWomyn's group will go batshit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
Those people who are ecstatic over the idea of killing unborn babies cry real tears over the killing a squirrel.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2021 09:32 PM (+lVUW)
Reminds me of when I was a kid and we went to Montreal for vacation. Signs at the exits said "Sortie" and after about 20 miles my dad says "This Sortie has to be a huge town but where the hell is it!!"
Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2021 09:32 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Flynrench at September 25, 2021 09:32 PM (c7RQf)
Elderly Jane and Alice, Jane is driving:
Jane! You just ran a stop sign!
Oh shit, Alice! Am i driving?
Posted by: boynsea at September 25, 2021 09:33 PM (cx155)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:33 PM (PZBsS)
I hope I see you tomorrow in one of the latter day threads. Or, you know, RIP and all that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:33 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 09:34 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 09:34 PM (xopIz)
Posted by: Flynrench at September 25, 2021 09:34 PM (c7RQf)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:34 PM (B94nA)
it is a bit funny how many western military words are french, given that thing about who writes history
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 09:35 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Kindltot
LOL.
ISWYDT
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 25, 2021 09:35 PM (Tqlu8)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 25, 2021 09:36 PM (1RGs5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:36 PM (JAANK)
*cop shows photo to witness*
"Seen this asshole before?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 09:30 PM (/U27+)
------------------------------------
For some reason, this reminds me of the office scene from Porky's, one of the funniest movie moments ever. "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PRICK?"
https://tinyurl.com/3rst6et2
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 25, 2021 09:36 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:36 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:26 PM (PZBsS)
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yes they are, but this is SoCal, we don't have AC, so baking is out from May to October, or so. fortunately, there are a couple commercial options i've found. hamburger buns are the same thing. most have soy flour in them. flour tortillas mostly are made with soybean oil, etc.
the list goes on, as that soy shit is in everything.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 09:37 PM (f3F1i)
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 25, 2021 09:37 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Javems
Bigger hammer.
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2021 09:37 PM (Kx3kq)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 25, 2021 09:37 PM (4thlk)
The English have a sense of humor, and historically have been kind to the people they absorbed...
Why we have German influences as well via Scandia and Dane'smark.
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 09:37 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 09:37 PM (K3ZCc)
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I believe that the Lord, in His Infinite Wisdom, made us in a way to want to be with other people who share His wisdom and beliefs.
The HQ is one such place where we can connect and share fellowship with others.
Granted, there are those that don't desire such fellowship and instead want to stir discord, but that is Stan's and his minions way.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:37 PM (PZBsS)
Why we have German influences as well via Scandia and Dane'smark.
Posted by: s
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 25, 2021 09:38 PM (K3ZCc)
Smart Pipe
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 25, 2021 09:38 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2021 09:29 PM (nxdel)
I drove a big truck over the road for a couple of years. You would not believe what I've seen people doing.
Posted by: Javems at September 25, 2021 09:38 PM (AmoqO)
Ma'am-I am sort of at a loss as to how Papa Smurf went full Elton John with his derrière while driving a truck....a glorious truck....
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 09:38 PM (Lzpvj)
To pull it off, they installed a camera inside a toilet bowl and used machine learning algorithms to match stool samples to specific, uh, users. The system could even calculate "the flow rate and volume of urine using computer vision as a uroflowmeter," according to the researchers' 2020 paper.
Stop the world! I wanna get off!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
It had taken about 10 years for them to finally get the low flow toilets working better. One thing that happened was the toilet paper makers were persuaded to make the paper narrower than before so that it can fit in the more restrictive channel. They didn't really mind as it reduced the cost of making the roll yet they still charge the same or more. Reduction in both directions by at least 1/2" some were even reduced more than that as they were really big sheets.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2021 09:39 PM (ClrTw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2021 09:40 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 09:37 PM (f3F1i)
I am convinced that due to the quantity and ubiquity of soy products in virtually everything, it must really be detrimental to our health.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:40 PM (B94nA)
Posted by: Law & Order: Ass Crime at September 25, 2021 09:40 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:41 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:42 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2021 09:42 PM (VFYBy)
You'll never take me alive toilet cop!!!
Posted by: CITIZEN 12973932729J
__________
*cop shows photo to witness*
"Seen this asshole before?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 09:30 PM (/U27+)
I'm just surprised it took 148 comments to get to this.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2021 09:42 PM (axyOa)
BWRAWRRK BWRAWRRK
https://youtu.be/9DwIVip0ln4
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 09:43 PM (Lzpvj)
Should have replied, "yes, paid liar?"
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 25, 2021 09:43 PM (3/XaG)
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Radio guy told the story of Florida Man who stuck a ball point in his urethra seeking pleasure but he didn't find it.
To alleviate the situation he decided to push it on through and out his butt.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 09:44 PM (pJade)
You have to wonder if the fecal footprint sorter will be coupled with any useful apps....
Loki sits on the John....
*cue ride of the valkyries*
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 09:45 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Downcast at September 25, 2021 09:45 PM (JjMWb)
Posted by: Flynrench at September 25, 2021 09:45 PM (c7RQf)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 09:45 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 09:46 PM (/g7XU)
https://youtu.be/ZR8gVlyMan0
Want to tackle MMD for either Oingo Boingo's "Weird Science" or "Dead Man's Party."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:47 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:47 PM (OU+8W)
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 09:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Never saw the sheep as it was above the road.
I'll take hitting a rabbit anytime.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 25, 2021 09:47 PM (FtJ1S)
200, the Saga of the best 66% of Leonidas' army
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 09:48 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: IC at September 25, 2021 09:48 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 09:48 PM (/g7XU)
Should have replied, "yes, paid liar?"
Posted by: Azjaeger
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My husband has this thing called discretion. And he's not vindictive.
I will put my hub up against any lawyer anyday.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:48 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:48 PM (JAANK)
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 25, 2021 09:49 PM (EughT)
Turns out it was not the same day. No, it wasn't even the next morning, it was the next afternoon. Which wasn't one of the three contradictory answers we'd already gotten. My husband wasn't sure whether to be impressed or appalled that calling the secretary worked, when the nurses and docs treated him like a mushroom.
Posted by: Not From Around Here at September 25, 2021 09:49 PM (wrzAm)
https://tinyurl.com/3rst6et2
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 25, 2021 09:36 PM (lNHqD)
And with that I'm in deep kimchi with Mrs D. I'm in tears laughing and she's like WTF?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2021 09:49 PM (axyOa)
She complied and they were saved.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:49 PM (OU+8W)
>>>favorite summer meals is pork steak, marinated in Teriyaki Sauce
Teriyaki tri-tip skewers and rice are on the menu for tomorrow.
Posted by: flounder at September 25, 2021 09:50 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:50 PM (PZBsS)
https://youtu.be/24AVhVL1jds
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 25, 2021 09:50 PM (YynYJ)
I think I need new glasses.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 09:50 PM (/g7XU)
Johan Krapur was exiled from Nifleheim to Wales and became John Crapper....his alchemy no longer a working endeavor he branched out into highly specialized porcelain work.
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 09:51 PM (Lzpvj)
.....
Squirrel's response went unrecorded, other than the "thump".
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:11 PM (OU+8W)
Don't tell that story on Nextdoor. The local LiberalDemocratWomyn's group will go batshit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2021 09:30 PM (+lVUW)
Those people who are ecstatic over the idea of killing unborn babies cry real tears over the killing a squirrel.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2021 09:32 PM (+lVUW)
Not seeing the problem with making them cry real tears.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 09:51 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:51 PM (OU+8W)
How many FBI agents were pulled off the hunt for Brian Laundrie to look for "domestic terrorists" in the crowd?
Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2021 09:52 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2021 09:52 PM (OU+8W)
https://youtu.be/lZY91ZsyHGw
The happiest truck driver in DC sits down and something else plays
"It's Raining Men"
https://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 09:53 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 09:53 PM (3zLgX)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 09:53 PM (/g7XU)
Good night, Hordians. Up early tomorrow for 7:00 AM Mass.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 09:54 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 09:55 PM (/g7XU)
I don't know the details here, but it sounds like your husband encountered a lawyer and took his money. That puts him in the top two or three percent of people already.
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 09:55 PM (IbPe4)
"Citizen, you have used your weekly ration of toilet paper. Your dispenser is now locked. Have a nice day".
Posted by: boynsea at September 25, 2021 09:55 PM (cx155)
Hard to believe that the state that shat out the Juan Queeg nugget for 40 f*cking years has a feckless GOP.
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 09:55 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 09:53 PM (/g7XU)
Good call. Angel food cake is right out.
Posted by: flounder at September 25, 2021 09:56 PM (KnJdm)
How many FBI agents were pulled off the hunt for Brian Laundrie to look for "domestic terrorists" in the crowd?
Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2021 09:52 PM (qAR6u)
Obviously not enough, to we would have heard about it already!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:56 PM (nxz6A)
Or
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:57 PM (nxz6A)
The doctors and nurses attending have not released any patient condition. Rumor has it he may have been visited by a pirate eyepatch designer, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2021 09:57 PM (a3Q+t)
Sigh, I know. I am so ashamed for voting for those traitors.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 09:58 PM (/g7XU)
Pro: Indiana Jones!
Con: Doomcock
Dammit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:58 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 09:59 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 09:59 PM (nxz6A)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 09:58 PM (/g7XU)
Nothing to be ashamed of. YOU did not cast the vote, but you can try to vote the fuckers out. The entire point of the system was to make bad people make the right decision for selfish reasons. The Founders knew people were shit. They tried to plan for it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 10:00 PM (csEWM)
How many FBI agents were pulled off the hunt for Brian Laundrie to look for "domestic terrorists" in the crowd?
Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2021 09:52 PM (qAR6u)
"Hello fellow 4channers!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 10:00 PM (ACi07)
Dammit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:58 PM (csEWM)
Not a fan of the OverlordDVD?
Posted by: redchief at September 25, 2021 10:00 PM (Kab4E)
The best pound cake I ever had was made from scratch by one of my co-workers. It would melt in your mouth. I used to order at least one from her to take to Thanksgiving dinner.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:01 PM (/g7XU)
BTW, same with doctors. This is not about one single profession, but I don't think any professions have been mentioned here that are particularly known for absolute honesty and amazing work time in and time out.
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 10:01 PM (IbPe4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 10:01 PM (JAANK)
The good news about lawyers is that they are like everyone else. The bad news is that they are like everyone else. Whenever you hire people who have expertise you lack, you are depending in no small part on their integrity. If they have none, it will be unpleasant. No less true of mechanics, plumbers, electricians etc. than lawyers.
Posted by: Law & Order: Ass Crime at September 25, 2021 10:01 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: flounder at September 25, 2021 09:56 PM (KnJdm)
Unless it's homemade.
Then it's heavenly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 10:02 PM (U2p+3)
I made grape jam today out of some green grapes, and it has an unfortunate baby-poop color to it.
I am going to label the jars "Raisin Jam" on the hope that will make it more appealing.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:02 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 10:02 PM (IbPe4)
See you next week.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:03 PM (pJade)
I do think having the analyst bot having doctor Phil or Guy Fieri or Tieri whatever the f*ck his name is critiquing the dietary choices you made or the culinary ones would be awesome...
"Miz-ter Olafson, why in the HELL would you drink Crisco is that OKAYYYY to you?"
Well Phil it keeps my ulcers lubricated....
Imagine Nancy Grace accusing you of murder after a three flusher....
I changed my mind this is an awesome technology.
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 10:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Swimmigly! He referred to Biden as a "dumb son of a bitch".
On air. Verbally, and only slightly indirect, during a rant about the Afghanistan cluster fvck.
.
Posted by: boynsea at September 25, 2021 10:03 PM (cx155)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ALH
__
Not gonna lie, I have zero desire to vote for anyone nowadays.
When one does not know whom to vote for, it's easier to just restrain.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:03 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: klaftern at September 25, 2021 10:03 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Javems at September 25, 2021 09:38 PM (AmoqO)
I've seen people reading while driving. I get as far away from them as possible. Once I saw a couple fighting in the car. They were hitting each other.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2021 10:03 PM (+lVUW)
Trump has endorsed Herschel Walker to replace the communist Warnock, and he's trying to get David Perdue to run for governor.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:03 PM (/g7XU)
Not a fan of the OverlordDVD?
Posted by: redchief at September 25, 2021 10:00 PM (Kab4E)
This is an example of the Hannity effect. (My term.) I agree with most everything he says. I just hate the messenger's style and delivery. Plus, I think he blows smoke some/alot of the time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 10:04 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 25, 2021 09:52 PM (qAR6u)
You know that picture of the handsome young men with identical hair cuts, raybans and jorts?
I realized what they were, the were Biden's Dementors
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:05 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: ALH
__
Not gonna lie, I have zero desire to vote for anyone nowadays.
When one does not know whom to vote for, it's easier to just restrain.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:03 PM (PZBsS)
It would be nice if there was a "none of the above" option. Sorry, you all suck, nobody gets the job.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 10:05 PM (ACi07)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
*****
I'm resting comfortably, thanks. I went with the new Apple iPatch.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 10:06 PM (Xwt96)
Lad and I were in the silver stallion Crown Vic Police Interceptor in scenic Columbia South Carolina when we witnessed Moesha X having either a convulsion or a happygasm to the point legitimately she was at risk of tipping her car....
it takes a lot of coordination to get the oscillatory motion to time just right....
of course weighing a half ton doesn't hurt either.
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 10:06 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 10:06 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 10:06 PM (ePyHC)
Next senator from GA.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:07 PM (pJade)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 10:07 PM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 10:06 PM (JAANK)
My local version of the show is enough for me, thanks Anna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 10:08 PM (csEWM)
Old timers are going to straighten it out.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:08 PM (pJade)
If, by some miracle, that a politician is worth voting for in my birth state of Illinois, and I'm able to vote(My Texas ID expired in Nov 2020 and I can't get an IL ID until 2022), I might vote for some local election.
Yes, I'm a black person who cannot vote in IL because I have no valid ID.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:08 PM (PZBsS)
Biden's toilet needs therapy the minute he enters the house let alone the water closet....
why?
He is full of sh*t
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 10:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:08 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Braenyard
___
No, they're not.
They gonna continue the grift.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:09 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 10:07 PM (Xwt96)
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Some of these young conservative women are tough.
She won't back down.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:09 PM (pJade)
I think so, too. Warnock is a creepy little guy.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:09 PM (/g7XU)
seriously near the canuck border...
that sucks, tell us some more Zhou about the joys of Amtrak
Posted by: sven at September 25, 2021 10:10 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Muldoon
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So.
Not gonna go anywhere.
Kabuki theater.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:10 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 09:53 PM (/g7XU)
When my mom made strawberry shortcake, she made biscuits, only with sugar in the dough. They soaked up the juice from the strawberries very nicely.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2021 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:10 PM (PZBsS)
It's all click bait, designed to sucker you in.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:11 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:10 PM
Hardly "kabuki theatre"... It's called "keeping the pressure on"!
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 10:11 PM (ePyHC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 10:11 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 10:12 PM (Xwt96)
He's got one scheduled on Oct 9,. He always stages them about the time Dems are about to pull something.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:13 PM (pJade)
The Boomers got theirs.
Us GenX, not so much.
The Millenials and Zoomies are so screwed.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:13 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:13 PM
So... Six times a day, every day?
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 10:14 PM (ePyHC)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:14 PM (/g7XU)
Right on. Can't wait to see you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 10:14 PM (U2p+3)
You know damn well that the 87,000 additional IRS agents aren't gonna go after their benefactors.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:15 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 10:14 PM (ePyHC)
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Maybe timed to take the wind out of the Cheney Bush fundraiser.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:16 PM (pJade)
only 87k?
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:16 PM (/g7XU)
Kabuki theater.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:10 PM (PZBsS)
I don't think it is supposed to go anywhere, but it probably is an attempt to show there is a threat.
And the way things have been handled so far, I expect this threat to be handled in the most radical and hamfisted manner possible
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:17 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:16 PM (pJade)
He will beat them like the rented mules they are.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:17 PM (/g7XU)
In any case, it will double from what it is now.
Gotta catch those of us who have $600 dollars in our checking accounts.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:18 PM (PZBsS)
Right on. Can't wait to see you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 10:14 PM (U2p+3)
{{{nurse}}}
Hope you're behaving until you can get here... or can frame someone else! ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 10:18 PM (ACi07)
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I don't expect anything from this junta, except pain.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:19 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:16 PM
That's "Republicans" trying to pull some shit -- but, Uniparty, so yeah...
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 10:19 PM (hndBJ)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:14 PM (/g7XU)
Don't be silly, only the New York Times can initiate an audit on tax evasion on a politician.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:19 PM (KbLYZ)
Has Joey Bidet retreated from supporting giving service members a DD for refusing the jab?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 10:19 PM (JAANK)
As it stands right now, short of a court-martial, getting a DD is not gonna happen.
Now, discharge under less than honorable circumstances is more administrative, ie, Article 15.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:21 PM (PZBsS)
Also I can just hear her yelling. "Outta da way peasants!! Royals walkin' here! Royals walkin' here!!"
https://tinyurl.com/87ne9xvh
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Said if I don't do nothin I go to the end of the line.
There's things in heaven and things on earth. I'm on earth right now.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:23 PM (pJade)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 10:23 PM (JAANK)
I wonder if Brian Laundrie will just turn himself in out of shear desperation now that "Dog The Bounty Hunter" is hot on his trail...
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 10:25 PM (hndBJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 10:06 PM
Good to hear. I ris starting to worry about one of the class' star pupil's virtuous humor being damaged.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2021 10:25 PM (a3Q+t)
The Boomers got theirs.
Us GenX, not so much.
The Millenials and Zoomies are so screwed.
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As a Gen X man myself, I'm not expecting jack from the government in my old age, unless I fully give up and join the welfare line. Not that Social Security will mean anything with the present inflation trend.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 25, 2021 10:25 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Yikes! Ms. Markle seems to have doubled in size. Harry chose very poorly.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:25 PM (/g7XU)
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My concern is more in tune with where people spend their time in eternity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igq1dAMDohE
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:25 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Has Joey Bidet retreated from supporting giving service members a DD for refusing the jab?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 10:19 PM (JAANK)
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Everything Uncle Joey says is a trial balloon. Then they follow the path of least resistance.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:25 PM (pJade)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2021 10:26 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: pookysgirl needs (but does not want) a psych degree at September 25, 2021 10:27 PM (XKZwp)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQNBXbGN11I
Posted by: exdem13 at September 25, 2021 10:27 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 10:27 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
******
You have a cornea sense of humor!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 10:28 PM (Xwt96)
How is your downsizing going?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 10:28 PM (U2p+3)
It said "get off me ya spoiled bitch!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2021 10:26 PM (ybIRR)
every other choice imaginable. There should be some group in the trade that can mediate those situations. I have seen work that is so shoddy it was as if the guy was laughing at the poor customer. There are reasons why some trades need licenses. I am not for massive regulation, but in a dispute, someone should be able to come in and see who did their part and who did not.
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 10:29 PM (IbPe4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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My hub is an electrician.
If someone told him he wasn't going to get paid for the good work he put in, I fully expect him to do what he needed to do to ensure no other contractor will ever do any work on that home.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:29 PM (PZBsS)
Giving them any attention only encourages more shitty unwanted "news" about them.
Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2021 10:30 PM (oT1NJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai
We could turn the Student Loan people loose on his ass.
They'd trace him in about 20 minutes.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:30 PM (mD/uy)
I do appreciate your posts. They range from silly and rhythmic to factual and cautionary. Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 10:31 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)
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Stiff my husband for the good work he has done, I fully support him to destroy whatever work he did do if the customer straight up told him he was not getting paid for his work.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:32 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: JROD at September 25, 2021 10:33 PM (0jZnq)
They'd trace him in about 20 minutes.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:30 PM (mD/uy)
The car warranty people could do it in 10.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:33 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 10:34 PM (Xwt96)
Some are appreciative, some not so much.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:34 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 10:34 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:35 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:35 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:36 PM (/g7XU)
If the kid is out of the swamp, he's got a smart hound dog on his trail.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:37 PM (pJade)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2021 10:37 PM (JAANK)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:38 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: JROD at September 25, 2021 10:39 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 10:39 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:40 PM (pJade)
she resembles Cankles more. She's got that short, frumpy look about her.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:40 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Bigsmith at September 25, 2021 10:40 PM (G/mW5)
anyway, I can only give you my very little experience with the issue. I had bad experiences with lawyers and some contractors. I don't think anyone is above question particularly when their work is there to be judged I have had good experiences with electrictians though. Ours is a proud vet. He is in major demand.
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 10:40 PM (IbPe4)
Thanks for letting me play.
Endeavour to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 10:42 PM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 10:44 PM (im+0d)
Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2021 10:44 PM (oT1NJ)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:45 PM (/g7XU)
Posted by: Jewells45
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All the time in Iraq.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 09:28
Wow, that says a lot. Many thanks for your service and those that served with you.
Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2021 10:45 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Jewells45
The car knows the way home.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2021 10:46 PM (/g7XU)
I watched "In Bruges," finally. I sort of expected a Guy Ritchie caper film. Imagine my surprise when I saw what it actually was. Don't get me wrong, I liked it, but it was sometimes jarring.
Posted by: Senator Pughorn Leghorn at September 25, 2021 10:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 10:46 PM (pK7cg)
It's being referred to the FBI. Why? This is a military matter. Shoot them.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:47 PM (pJade)
Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2021 10:48 PM (oT1NJ)
Posted by: Jewells45
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There were a couple of times in my ill-spent youth when I had no idea how I got home.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 10:49 PM (pK7cg)
The 14 Mexican soldiers said they did not realize they had entered the United States"
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Fourteen were in two vehicles and there's this thing about rivers, bridges and wheeled vehicles.
And they didn't know they crossed the border?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:51 PM (pJade)
I started a Salman Rushdie novel, The Enchantress of Florence. Gorgeous book, though I am still not used to his long sentence composition.
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 25, 2021 10:51 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2021 10:28 PM (U2p+3)
I found a home for Mom's piano, one of my niece's daughter is starting piano lessons, so that is good, and Dad's brass instruments I can give to other relatives that play brass.
My sister asked for the Victrola, and that was all last week.
My wife is picking through her own stuff and helping her own dad, but I will wait a couple of days to ask for an update. We are in luck, in that there is no pressing financial need to deal with all the property right now
I have been back at the house yesterday to pick up the mail, but I have been canning this weekend.
I need to get you some pics
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:52 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2021 10:52 PM (r1z5A)
Yeah, I used to rely on that a lot.
Then they put alcohol in the fuel.....
Posted by: boynsea at September 25, 2021 10:52 PM (cx155)
Posted by: Braenyard
I like the cut of your jib.
Posted by: Some Rat at September 25, 2021 10:53 PM (r1z5A)
The 14 Mexican soldiers said they did not realize they had entered the United States"
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Fourteen were in two vehicles and there's this thing about rivers, bridges and wheeled vehicles.
And they didn't know they crossed the border?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:51 PM (pJade)
that has happened before. It is a wonder we detained them the way our border patrol is treated these days. I can't recall what came out of the last incident, I know there was scuttlebut about drugs and other things. But that was a few years ago I never followed up on it.
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 10:53 PM (IbPe4)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 25, 2021 10:55 PM (yqqF2)
America is divided, they say, between, liberals and conservatives, Democrats and Republicans, blue staters and red staters, rich and poor, black and white, etc.
But there is another division in the United States that is rarely if ever, talked about - the division between those teenagers who go to college and those who join America's armed forces.
https://tinyurl.com/ayreea8h
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:55 PM (PZBsS)
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Since I never got shot, it apparently knows to stop at the gate of Army bases also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 10:55 PM (WZ5i4)
SoCal: A man and a woman were arrested in a massive drug bust that led to the seizure of enough of a powerful synthetic opioid to possibly kill more than 50 million people. Andres Jesus Morales and Christine Ponce. NY Post
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 10:56 PM (pJade)
Posted by: Braenyard
Send them back. In a crate. Like an air-dropped Humvee
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:57 PM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 25, 2021 10:58 PM (yqqF2)
Three of those years, I was in Iraq.
I am so glad that my oldest daughter no longer works at Ft. Hood.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:59 PM (PZBsS)
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over the neighbors dog
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 25, 2021 10:59 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 11:00 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:01 PM (PZBsS)
Many years ago husband was transferred to Chicago for his job from Florida. Two of our kids were in high school at the time. A couple of students at their new school actually said to them "so we guess you aren't going to college because everyone from the south joins the military".
We were stunned at the assumption.
Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2021 11:01 PM (oT1NJ)
Posted by: Skip
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Yes I do.
Oldest is at home in TX, the younger is at home with her children (my g-babies) in MO.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:02 PM (PZBsS)
I could answer this, but it might be a bit of a downer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at September 25, 2021 11:04 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at September 25, 2021 11:04 PM (BvRyV)
I also blew up green army guys with Black Cats. And ant hills. And we destroyed Stretch Armstrong. Took some doing.
Being a boy in the '70s (and '80s) was fun as shit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 25, 2021 11:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:38 PM (PZBsS)
I have a golfing buddy down Houma way (about 70 miles west of Nawlins) who is still without power. He had major roof damage, and cannot hire a roofer. Now he's also dealing with black mold.
He's having a very bad year.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2021 11:06 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:06 PM (PZBsS)
"Khalil El Dahr", became angry and "had to be physically restrained by flight crew members ... during the passenger's attempt to gain access to the flight deck
_Boston Herald
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:07 PM (pJade)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:07 PM (PZBsS)
I am so sorry. Sending fervent prayers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 25, 2021 11:08 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:08 PM (PZBsS)
Willie used to always let me know when I get a little blew on my face
Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 25, 2021 11:09 PM (DpkTQ)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:10 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at September 25, 2021 10:51 PM (EiPf6)
When you finish, if you like Rushdie you might also like Mark Helprin (not to be confused with halprin who's a journalist asshole). A good book to start is Freddy and Fredericka which is fun also A Winter's Tale which is probably more Rushdie-like. A Soldier of the Great War is also very good but can be a bit sad as war is sad.
Both authors write what other people have termed "magical realism". Niel Gaiman does too but he's a bit too out there for me, and I get the sense that he's just trying to pull me along as a joke
Posted by: banana Dream at September 25, 2021 11:10 PM (yqqF2)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 25, 2021 11:12 PM (yqqF2)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:08 PM (PZBsS)
Yup. I love flying in airplanes. I hate air travel. I feel helpless, and it's like being herded to different pens an told to wait, then proceed. Basically anywhere in CONUS is driving distance for me and my wife. Just gotta plan ahead.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 25, 2021 11:12 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:08 PM
My
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 11:12 PM (jiBeN)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:12 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:08 PM (PZBsS)
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Hmm. What are your thoughts about cattle cars?
Posted by: The Dept of Homeland Security at September 25, 2021 11:13 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Jim S. at September 25, 2021 11:14 PM (ynUnH)
Posted by: Zettai
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I have always despised flying.
Having to fly to Iraq involved a lot of sleeping pills.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:14 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 10:35
Oh I'm sure on that. Made me laugh, when training waitrons at very different levels of restaurants I always told them...DO NOT PISS OFF YOUR BARTENDER.
Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2021 11:15 PM (55Qr6)
We were stunned at the assumption.
Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2021 11:01 PM (oT1NJ)
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"From the south" or "from the country" or "from that part of the state" or whatever pejorative they use, has the same meaning: "not as smart or hip as WE are." It's a blessing in disguise. Hopefully, when our military is given the inevitable order to launch the War On Domestic Terror, many of these troops will remember, and consider, what Leftists actually think of them before they go along.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 25, 2021 11:15 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: The Dept of Homeland Security
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F you.
I rode in cattle cars in 87/88.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:15 PM (PZBsS)
It's being referred to the FBI. Why? This is a military matter. Shoot them.
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I agree fully. However, the Hiden junta has made it clear they think the U.S. Military are a bunch of stupid gumps that can't be allowed to make decisions on their own.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 25, 2021 11:17 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Jim S. at September 25, 2021 11:14 PM (ynUnH)
Eh. Except President Tug Benson loves America. Drool-cup Joe does not.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 25, 2021 11:18 PM (x8Wzq)
Then again, US military installations are gun-free...
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:19 PM (PZBsS)
I rode in cattle cars in 87/88.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:15 PM (PZBsS)
Heh. Me too. Fort Sill. I got pretty good at napping while standing. Basic training, y'all!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 25, 2021 11:20 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2021 11:21 PM (oT1NJ)
I used to like flying... I had two (2) rides in a Huey that I thoroughly enjoyed at the time!
Sometime in the mid-90's, I flew to California -- I got on the plane and sat down like I owned it... Then on the take-off roll, shear panic took over for the entire flight... And then, eventually I had to very reluctantly fly back -- It was horrible, and I've not flown since...
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 11:21 PM (mPGKv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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LOL!
Never knew I could sleep standing up until then.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:21 PM (PZBsS)
They didn't fool around back then, apparently. Kind of like the Panama Canal and the Hoover Dam.
Posted by: mnw at September 25, 2021 11:22 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 25, 2021 11:22 PM (oSX/P)
Posted by: 5280 greaser
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And yet, so many work there.
Even blue-collar types.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:23 PM (PZBsS)
Open question: My neighbor (male, in his 80's) died last winter after contracting covid. His heirs put the home up for sale. Sometime after putting the home up for sale, they had some sort of memorial service at the residence, where they sprinkled his ashes all over the property. Is that something I should/could/might mention to the new owners?
Is it just me, or would anyone else be creeped out by that?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 25, 2021 11:23 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:24 PM (pJade)
Never knew I could sleep standing up until then.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:21 PM (PZBsS)
Don't tell my bosses, but I can still take a five minute cat nap at my desk. Once I did that snort when my head fell back. I have to remain cautious. Heh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 25, 2021 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:01 PM (PZBsS)
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may i ask why you would want that?
feel free to reply via e-mail, if appropriate.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 11:24 PM (f3F1i)
I sure agree with you.
Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2021 11:21 PM (oT1NJ)
The country parts of PA have always provided a lot of servicemen. I used to go to diners in Central PA, they would have pics of the young people who joined upon display. I always respected that.
It is amazing how few serve these days. Most don't think of it as even an option. Too bad for them, because many will look back and see the opportunities lost and benefits they could have had.
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 11:25 PM (IbPe4)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:26 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:26 PM (PZBsS)
Prayers up, hun.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:07 PM (PZBsS)
Thanks. Of course, he knows it could be worse; his next door neighbor lost 1/4 of his entire roof. But yeah, the recovery is going slow in south LA.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2021 11:27 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:26 PM (PZBsS)
My nephew is at Hood. I worry about him. I really do.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 25, 2021 11:28 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 11:28 PM (1Yy3c)
Was stationed there between 2002 and 2009.
As far as military bases go, it is the most hood.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:29 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at September 25, 2021 11:04
Sorry to hear that . But you are being great support, good job.
Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2021 11:30 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2021 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:30 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: 5280 greaser at September 25, 2021 11:31 PM (oSX/P)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:24 PM
The Hebrew caption reads (from Goolag Translate):
"The Arabs from the village of the murderers House says in the Hebron in the Hebron, we remind us from time to time who are and what their intentions are. Our sniper lowers them the flag. Laurid also them"
??
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 11:31 PM (Z6Xxu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 11:31 PM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2021 11:31 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: 5280
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It may get worked on Wednesday.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:31 PM (PZBsS)
Is it just me, or would anyone else be creeped out by that?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 25, 2021 11:23 PM (dQvv7)
No and no.
Now if they had dismembered the body and buried it all around the property that would be different.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 11:32 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 11:32 PM (IbPe4)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:33 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:34 PM (PZBsS)
Nada yet. He likes to do big jobs first, I understand that but a heads up would be appreciated.
*he does good work and is inexpensive
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:35 PM (pJade)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:30 PM (PZBsS)
Not a lot for me. Fort Sill. Fort Sam. Then Aschaffenburg in West Germany. But I hate hearing all these horrific things. It breaks my heart to see what has become of the Army I enlisted in and swore an oath to defend the Constitution of the United States of America.
Seems everyone is forgetting the domestic part of that oath.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 25, 2021 11:35 PM (x8Wzq)
I didn't think much of Ft. Dix the short time I spent there. Ft.Drum is not hood,it is more like the movie The Shining.
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 11:35 PM (IbPe4)
The country parts of PA have always provided a lot of servicemen. I used to go to diners in Central PA, they would have pics of the young people who joined upon display. I always respected that.
It is amazing how few serve these days. Most don't think of it as even an option. Too bad for them, because many will look back and see the opportunities lost and benefits they could have had.
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 11:25 PM (IbPe4)
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I believe that a lot still do, but fewer and fewer from the burbs. I'm in a very rural part of Western PA, and it's still the plan for many local kids, including those who are talented, well-raised and far more intelligent than I am. The VFW and Legion halls around here are always packed, and it's not just the older crowd, not by a long shot. And the pictures still go up in the diners, but more and more, the conversations under those pictures are full of fear and uncertainty about what those kids might be ordered to do.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 25, 2021 11:35 PM (lNHqD)
Bing Translator renders it thus:
The Arab rioters from the village of Beit Ummar in the Hebron sector remind us from time to time who they are and what their intentions are. Our sniper takes down their flag. We'll take them down, too.
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 11:36 PM (Z6Xxu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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I used to feel that way.
Now, I just shrug and let the good LORD sort it out.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:37 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Honest Augusto's Used Car Delivery at September 25, 2021 11:38 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Quint
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Because college is still seen as the way.
Enlist in the military, you're seen as a failure.
I do not care how many disagree, it's the truth.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:39 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 11:36 PM (Z6Xxu)
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This stupid denying them money for the Iron Dome does nothing but force physical confrontation.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:39 PM (pJade)
Now, I just shrug and let the good LORD sort it out.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:37 PM (PZBsS)
Yes. I am a wayward Catholic. My son has been helping me with all of this. He's a minister in his church. Good man.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 25, 2021 11:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 11:41 PM (1Yy3c)
When it comes to dismemberment and dispersal of remains - who can be anything but 'pro-choice'?
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at September 25, 2021 11:41 PM (dQvv7)
I just believe in His Word.
And thank God, I can read as opposed to relying on someone to translate for me.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:41 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 11:41 PM (1Yy3c)
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I don't know what it means, but it sounds like a good time to me!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 25, 2021 11:41 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 11:32 PM (IbPe4)
Grandpa liked it. So did Dad. Of course, that was in the 60s.
El Paso has grown a lot just since I was alive. Just ever eastward. Traffic is sporty these days. Not th worst I have ever driven. Exciting though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 11:42 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:43 PM (pJade)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 11:43 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 11:44 PM (Z6Xxu)
Enlist in the military, you're seen as a failure.
I do not care how many disagree, it's the truth.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:39 PM (PZBsS)
imo they are wrong. I don't doubt many see it that way, they have been misguided. How many people join the Guard and Reserves and are helped to pay for college? How many do a short hitch and get tons to pay for college?
I know in the service itself, you pretty much need to advance your education to advance, and that is not just officers. I haven't followed it in some time but that was the case no long ago. I don't doubt most won't even consider military service. But if they think anyone who joins is a loser, then they are the losers. And at some point you have to forget what others think, in the end, randos don't matter a hill of beans and they wont be there for you anyway.
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 11:44 PM (IbPe4)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 11:42 PM (csEWM)
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I worry about you sometime.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:44 PM (pJade)
The fact of the matter is this:
Those that go to college will be seen as more worthy than those that go into the military.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:45 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:43 PM (pJade)
Both grandfathers. My Dad, and Uncle, two great uncles. Tons of cousins.
I never got the idea that they did something wrong. I got the feeling I did. No pressure of course. Still, I wonder about it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 11:45 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Robert
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Fistula (n.), Medtalk, translates, - 'Your life has taken a turn for the worse'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 11:45 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 11:44 PM (Z6Xxu)
His brother 'Bleeding Hemorrhoid' was even meaner than him though...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 11:46 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 11:42 PM (csEWM)
*Keeps garlic, holy water and crucifixes at the ready*
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 11:47 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:15 PM (PZBsS)
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i rode in cattle cars in 83, FNG.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 11:47 PM (f3F1i)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 11:47 PM (1Yy3c)
On the plus side, at least I am corporeal. Downside, the Water of Life now burns me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 11:48 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 25, 2021 11:48 PM (KATBx)
And from what I've seen, it doesn't matter much. *shrugs*
Then again, my side of the family is not all that into supporting family members.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:48 PM (PZBsS)
I just believe in His Word.
And thank God, I can read as opposed to relying on someone to translate for me.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:41 PM (PZBsS)
As does my son. The failing is on me. I was born and raised Catholic. But, in defense of the Catholic church, it's not nearly as stodgy and political as it was in olden times. The joke was always, "oh I don't have to read the Bible, I'm Catholic." My mother reads the Bible every day. Rank and file Catholics are very devout, just like every other faithful Christian. We all believe in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. It boils down to just how we profess our faith.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 25, 2021 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zettai at September 25, 2021 11:48 PM (Z6Xxu)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:48 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:50 PM (pJade)
ONT's that involve the deceased speaking freely are the best.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 25, 2021 11:50 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:51 PM (PZBsS)
ONT's that involve the deceased speaking freely are the best.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 25, 2021 11:50 PM (dQvv7)
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I have a hard time trusting the deceased. They tend to vote straight Dem.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 25, 2021 11:51 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 11:52 PM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:52 PM (PZBsS)
- a series on the profits -, years ago.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:53 PM (pJade)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:26 PM (PZBsS)
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'nuff said... we're getting ready to leave #Failifornia, and (hopefully) leaning towards the Hill Country. but nowhere near Austin OR Killeen... i've had enough of Lieberals AND the Army for a lifetime.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 11:53 PM (f3F1i)
The denomination wars have always bored me.
Posted by: SMH
Too many take their eyes off the cross
Posted by: Sock Monkey * do these pants make my butt look big? at September 25, 2021 11:54 PM (hSg/W)
I was raised Baptist.
The denomination wars have always bored me.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:51 PM (PZBsS)
Most are over distinctions about either earthly matters or minutiae in interpretation in scripture. Heck, it has been going on since the beginning. Aryans, Gnostics, Donatists (which was over actions at least.) Etc. Etc. Etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 11:54 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 11:54 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 11:55 PM (IbPe4)
This is particularly hard on daughter since this is the first time she's had to deal with the death of a close friend of her own age. Her grandmother and great-aunt were in their late 90S when they passed. This is kind of like the discussion on the let thread down below of the difference of losing a sick, elderly let and a pet that should have had many years to go. Anna was only forty or so.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at September 25, 2021 11:55 PM (BvRyV)
- a series on the profits -,
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:53 PM (pJade)
St. Iacocca?
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 11:55 PM (1Yy3c)
I have a hard time trusting the deceased. They tend to vote straight Dem.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 25, 2021 11:51 PM
Yeah, but you have to admire the dedication it takes to depart the mortal plain and still let your voice be heard.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 25, 2021 11:55 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I've rode (and drove) in those and five-tons, humvees, LMTVs, MTVs, HETTs, MRAPs, HEMITTS, Abrams, Bradleys, and Paladins.
Only flew in Hueys, Blackhawks, and Shithooks.
I did sit in an Apache one time though.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:56 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 25, 2021 11:53 PM (f3F1i)
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You might want to talk to Weird Dave to get a new comer's impression.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:57 PM (pJade)
Posted by: Quint at September 25, 2021 11:57 PM (IbPe4)
Facing loss of everything, including torture and death, would you allow people who did renounce Christ to be readmitted to the Church? Baptism or no Baptism required (which was one of the focal points of the schism.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 11:57 PM (csEWM)
Vice President Kamala Harris has expanded her team with new senior advisors, including the brother-in-law of White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, as she faces public relations challenges over the border crisis.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2021 11:58 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SMH
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I did some work (via Lockheed) on the Fire Control system.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 11:58 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 25, 2021 11:59 PM (PZBsS)
Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2021 12:00 AM (oT1NJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Never mind the actual crisis...just fret over the public relations.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 12:00 AM (830x5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2021 11:58 PM (63Dwl)
So is he also a shameless lying piece of shit, too?
*Shakes the Magic 8 Ball*
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 12:00 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at September 26, 2021 12:00 AM (BvRyV)
In spite of this we got unit citations for combat readiness and during the Brandenburg Gate situation Ivan BLINKED.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 26, 2021 12:01 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 12:02 AM (830x5)
https://tinyurl.com/4vnxmmxs
Posted by: KT at September 26, 2021 12:02 AM (0ghg2)
Posted by: SMH
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I did some work (via Lockheed) on the Fire Control system.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 11:58 PM (pK7cg)
I knew some guys very involved in that project that worked for Hughes. They kept changing things to please the Marines but it never went through. They offered up every possibility but the Marines stuck with the Super Cobra. I am not sure today if they ever went with that bird.
Posted by: Quint at September 26, 2021 12:03 AM (IbPe4)
https://is.gd/RgWXDq
This didn't happen under Trump
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 12:03 AM (pJade)
Now I'm not sure if it's 'mortal plain' or 'mortal plane'. Who is in charge of late night grammatical decisions? We need a ruling.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 26, 2021 12:03 AM (dQvv7)
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 25, 2021 09:49 PM (EughT)
I do not like synthetic ham
fuck you fuck you sam I am.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2021 12:04 AM (VwHCD)
https://is.gd/RgWXDq
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 12:03 AM (pJade)
At present, the attacker's motivations are still unknown.
Posted by: NY Times at September 26, 2021 12:05 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 12:06 AM (bk3Sg)
We're building back better!!!!
Assholes
Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2021 12:06 AM (oT1NJ)
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 25, 2021 09:49 PM (EughT)
I do not like synthetic ham
fuck you fuck you sam I am.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2021 12:04 AM (VwHCD)
Pure poetry.
Posted by: NY Times at September 26, 2021 12:07 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 26, 2021 12:03 AM (dQvv7)
Mortal plane.
"Mortal, plain," is how Dracula prefers his victims.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 12:09 AM (1Yy3c)
https://is.gd/RgWXDq
This didn't happen under Trump
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 12:03 AM (pJade)
Such beautiful multiculturalism and tolerance.
At least no one was hurt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 12:09 AM (csEWM)
https://tinyurl.com/4vnxmmxs
Posted by: KT at September 26, 2021 12:02 AM (0ghg2)
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Top people. So well respected. NOT
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 12:11 AM (pJade)
Talking about the islamic types... Amazon Music keeps inserting music from Yusef Islam/Cat Stevens into my playlist every night despite the fact that I hit 'NEXT' within three seconds.
I don't believe Amazon has inserted a 'DON'T PISS OFF A PAYING CUSTOMER' algorithm into their code.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 26, 2021 12:12 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 26, 2021 12:03 AM (dQvv7)
It sure the hell isn't me. I write in a combo of short hand, morse code, and hieroglyphics under a layer of jersey dialect. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 26, 2021 12:12 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 26, 2021 12:12 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2021 11:58
OK, I just have to say ROTFLMAO. These clowns never cease to amuse.
While they try to f@#k over our country. Disgusting commie vermin.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2021 12:13 AM (55Qr6)
- a series on the profits -, years ago.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2021 11:53 PM (pJade)
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i'm at a loss for a comment on this.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 12:14 AM (f3F1i)
I don't think skipping really does anything.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 12:14 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 26, 2021 12:03 AM (dQvv7)
Usually would be plane for that usage, I think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 12:15 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:15 AM (PZBsS)
Pennsylvania's biggest pension fund. _Pennlive
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 12:16 AM (pJade)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:16 AM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2021 12:17 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The Great Kreskin at September 26, 2021 12:18 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 12:18 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 26, 2021 12:20 AM (/4vtq)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 12:14 AM (f3F1i)
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Well, the dead are commenting.
Really, It was difficult to understand the Gospels without an understanding of its precursor. And Pachwa brought it to life. (wasn't raised in the church)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 12:20 AM (pJade)
Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2021 12:21 AM (oT1NJ)
Booster shots for COVID-19 will initially be on the honor system
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=117840
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:21 AM (PZBsS)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:16 AM
Hey - don't be down on Pennsylvania. This is solid Trump Country. Until 3 am election night, that is.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 26, 2021 12:21 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2021 12:23 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:23 AM (PZBsS)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Yet in front of the main gate, it's The Great Place.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:24 AM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 26, 2021 12:20 AM (/4vtq)
Pretty sure no one cared.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 12:25 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:26 AM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 26, 2021 12:03 AM (dQvv7)
Mortal plane, as in "plane of existence."
Posted by: pookysgirl, your late-night grammarian at September 26, 2021 12:26 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 12:28 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 26, 2021 12:28 AM (ybIRR)
Logistics are fascinating to me.
Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2021 12:29 AM (oT1NJ)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:15 AM (PZBsS)
I was born in 19*Aliens appear out of nowhere, beam Robert into their flying saucer and race back across the galaxy faster than light*
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 12:29 AM (1Yy3c)
Booster shots for COVID-19 will initially be on the honor system
''Give us this day our daily boostershot. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen. Awomen."
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 26, 2021 12:31 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 26, 2021 12:31 AM (dQvv7)
Exactly right. Global Warming. Masks. All religious behavior.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 12:33 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Surfperch
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Cocaine
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 12:33 AM (830x5)
Posted by: Surfperch
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Cocaine
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 12:33 AM (830x5)
That seems to be the only active ingredient NOT included.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 12:34 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: pookysgirl, your late-night grammarian at September 26, 2021 12:26 AM
Thanks for your official ruling. I can sleep soundly tonight (hopefully soon) knowing I got it right.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at September 26, 2021 12:36 AM (dQvv7)
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 12:38 AM (pJade)
That seems to be the only active ingredient NOT included.
Posted by: Aetius
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Not *mentioned*, explicitly.
As an side, the photos of the Amtrak derailment that I've seen show civilians doing rescue work.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 12:38 AM (830x5)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 26, 2021 12:29 AM (1Yy3c)
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Thanks for your answer.
So you're a millennial.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:38 AM (PZBsS)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 12:39 AM (pJade)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 12:40 AM (pJade)
Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2021 12:42 AM (oT1NJ)
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Get on 'em Uncle Joe.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 12:44 AM (pJade)
The fact is, she is among the elite who doesn't have to follow the rules TPTB institute.
https://tinyurl.com/fprypvw7
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:44 AM (PZBsS)
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And I'm doing my small part to ensure that no young person joins the military now.
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:45 AM (PZBsS)
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That's the day the president of Mexico let them loose.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 12:49 AM (pJade)
Posted by: Surfperch
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Cocaine
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 12:33 AM (830x5)
That seems to be the only active ingredient NOT included.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 12:34
It's interesting that cocaine wine was widely marketed amongst the elite. Both Pres McKinley and the Pope were known to indulge.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2021 12:49 AM (55Qr6)
Better or worse than Hillary? To me, they are almost the same person.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 12:49 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 12:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 26, 2021 12:20 AM (/4vtq)
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at a guess: water, flavorings, sweetener (sugar, molasses, etc) possibly a thickening agent as well...
yeah, the Army trained me in extemporaneous compounding during 91Q school. i can make damn near anything, given the ingredients and tools. i can even write the recipes/procedures, if i have the Rx for the final product form and strength.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 12:52 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:45 AM (PZBsS)
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you and me both.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 12:53 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:24 AM (PZBsS)
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that's because "truth in advertising" laws don't apply to the government at any level...
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 12:57 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at September 26, 2021 12:58 AM (PZBsS)
'It's somehow let go of her and this crocodile is quite angry. Her son Jason, who was lucky enough to have a gun at that stage, has put his knee on its head, its neck area, and put four good shots straight into the back of the head of the crocodile and killed it right there and then."
https://is.gd/BpwQG0
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 01:00 AM (pJade)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 01:06 AM (WZ5i4)
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Sounds like the same time.
nighter's folks
Posted by: Braenyard at September 26, 2021 01:07 AM (pJade)
Posted by: klaftern at September 26, 2021 01:09 AM (taPSh)
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/mind boggles
sleeping in a tent, on the ground, *anywhere* near where crocodiles are to be found...
that's like playing Russian Roulette with a loaded semi-auto pistol.
what nucking fidiots.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 01:13 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 01:06 AM (WZ5i4)
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have you tried showering?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 01:14 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 01:06 AM (WZ5i4)
Same thing here. Cannot seem to get rid of the fuckers. Just did another round of every single drain gets bleached again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 01:16 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 01:06
No, it caught my attention. Them buggers have been driving us nuts, along w/ small flies.
I have brought in tomatoes and apples. No more they are exiled to the porch. I think we have the bugs under control now.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2021 01:23 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2021 01:06 AM (WZ5i4)
compared to this thread? it seems more jovial at least. I tried vinegar traps with some liquid soap.They worked once or twice but then they stopped working.
We got them once or twice over the years, but to be honest the main thing was to wait them out. I tried a few other things but won't get into it. Really it came down to waiting them out. They say the key is they need a water source, cut that off and they wont last long.
Posted by: Quint at September 26, 2021 01:25 AM (tU3dj)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2021 01:26 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Quint at September 26, 2021 01:33 AM (tU3dj)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2021 01:26
Just a thought, but if Michael Jackson had that maybe he could have slept. Not needed that proforol or whatever it was that killed him.
Haven't seen AOP here tonight, but he mentioned not being able to sleep for 2 to 3 hours, mind racing. I totally understand.
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2021 01:40 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer
Mebbe you guys could have a race.......
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 01:45 AM (arJlL)
https://is.gd/BpwQG0
Posted by: B
this is why tents have zippers
Posted by: conFederatefifth at September 26, 2021 01:47 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: CppThis
In the American colonies, lobster was considered prison food (because it's what was served to prisoners held on prison ships in the northeast). Times change. One day a slice of avocado on toast won't be considered haute cuisine.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2021 01:49 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2021 01:40 AM (55Qr6)
he should see a doctor in that field that actually gives a damn. My guess is he can be helped with this if it is not some random doc prescribing the next, new thing. I wish him good luck, he has always been a good dude here.
Posted by: Quint at September 26, 2021 01:49 AM (tU3dj)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2021 01:49 AM (KAi1n)
oysters and caviar were garbage food too. In NYC, they used to give caviar for free at pubs because all the salt would make the punters order more beer. BTW, sorry for the Brit talk,not sure why I worded it that way lol.
Posted by: Quint at September 26, 2021 01:52 AM (tU3dj)
Posted by: S
in fairness, the thing was that they were not smart enough to Understand that they were not just giant sea bugs.
Posted by: conFederatefifth at September 26, 2021 01:53 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: conFederatefifth at September 26, 2021 01:53 AM (K3ZCc)
in Australia they call them bugs.Here it would be a turn off. But damn, I love those bugs!
Posted by: Quint at September 26, 2021 01:55 AM (tU3dj)
Posted by: conFederatefifth at September 26, 2021 01:55 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Farmer
Mebbe you guys could have a race.......
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 01:45
You do make me laugh JT. Just reminded me of Joe Pesci in that movie...something like do you think I'm funny, Funny how?
Posted by: Farmer at September 26, 2021 01:56 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Q
markting
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 26, 2021 01:57 AM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Farmer
Mebbe you guys could have a race.......
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 01:45
I once had a live in Lady Friend, who had the same type of sleep problem I had... led to a LOT of late night discussions.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 26, 2021 02:00 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: F
sometimes you have to just say your wife, "no, having sex five times a night is enough, now goodnight."
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 26, 2021 02:02 AM (K3ZCc)
naturally, having found a very low dose of methimazole that treats the issue, the quacks at the VA keep wanting to reduce my dose, which brings back the symptoms both times they tried that shit. the last idiot who started down that road got an ass chewing as to why we were not going to try that a third time.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 02:09 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 26, 2021 02:02 AM (K3ZCc)
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"Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought I would be writing to you, but..."
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 02:10 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: Kindltot
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And there's no fixing it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 09:28 PM (/U27+)
Clear as black and white.
Posted by: Satai Daleen at September 26, 2021 02:14 AM (qyH+l)
Logistics are fascinating to me.
Posted by: four seasons at September 26, 2021 12:29 AM (oT1NJ)
Joplin is not all that far from Shelby, and passengers who were not injured were bused to hotels in Shelby, which sits at the intersection of I-15 and U.S. rte. 2. It's not really desolate; just farm and ranch country.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 02:21 AM (UntVx)
Posted by: Quint at September 26, 2021 01:49 AM (tU3dj)
Heh. I came in from working outside about 6:30, had a bite to eat, and felt sleepy, so went down for a nap. Slept until midnight. Got up to read the ONT.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 02:30 AM (UntVx)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2021 02:30 AM (KAi1n)
Beans didn't do well this year, or I would have pickled them, too. I still have one jar left from last year.
The strawberries never made it from the garden to the house. I can't imagine what might have occurred on that short trip. Hmm... So, this year no strawberry-blueberry jam. But that won me a ribbon at the state fair three years ago, so I will make more next year when I put in more strawberries.
Very satisfying seeing those lovely jars all lined up.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 26, 2021 02:32 AM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2021 02:32 AM (SEDJv)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 26, 2021 02:34 AM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Quint
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 02:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2021 02:32 AM (SEDJv)
I can't imagine they would have bothered listing ingredients back then. Certainly not by percentages.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 26, 2021 02:34 AM (SDdx5)
Posted by: Farmer
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 02:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2021 02:35 AM (SEDJv)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 26, 2021 02:32 AM (SEDJv)
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nope: not a P-Shop. being a pharmacy household, we have a collection of old product containers, including one for whooping cough tablets that has a similar ingredient list, except that the first line is heroin, not morphine.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 02:38 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 02:39 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2021 02:40 AM (UntVx)
Posted by: Quint at September 26, 2021 02:41 AM (tU3dj)
But I fkn hate when "writers" get cute and feel compelled to inject their own irrelevant personal details, like crappy musical tastes or faggy drink choices, into the story to make it all about them. Stick to the story, scribe, nobody gives two shits about you!
Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 26, 2021 02:42 AM (nfBgZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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First thought was Joplin, MO. 1,500 miles.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 26, 2021 02:42 AM (ju2Fy)
However it happened, how terrifying. And tragic. Better there than in a city, but still.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 26, 2021 02:42 AM (SDdx5)
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 02:45 AM (arJlL)
However it happened, how terrifying. And tragic. Better there than in a city, but still.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 26, 2021 02:42 AM (SDdx5)
Didn't I see something about the BLM-SA were messing with some trains in the NE- including trains carrying toxic waste materials? Probably not connected, just skittered across my mind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 02:52 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2021 02:56 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 02:52 AM (csEWM)
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the usual assholes were/are fing with coal trains headed to various ports, but, IIRC, all that was near the harbors, not out in the sticks.
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 02:57 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 02:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2021 02:56 AM (2JoB
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anyone in Shelby have a Jalopy?
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 02:58 AM (f3F1i)
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 03:15 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 03:15 AM (arJlL)
*with trepidation looks it up*
Not that I can find. Just a joke story written about a wax museum with statues of famous people made using ear wax.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2021 03:19 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 03:15 AM (arJlL)
*with trepidation looks it up*
Not that I can find. Just a joke story written about a wax museum with statues of famous people made using ear wax.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I should think they would at least have clumps of famous people's earwax.
Posted by: JT at September 26, 2021 03:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 26, 2021 03:24 AM (nfBgZ)
Posted by: Crom's Tankard at September 26, 2021 03:25 AM (nfBgZ)
Posted by: m at September 26, 2021 03:38 AM (cME97)
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at September 26, 2021 04:04 AM (uPF0t)
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