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Two very unhealthy "men" from nasty leftwing website "The Bulwark" tempt the Grim Reaper by dancing on the grave of a better man.

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Twitter agrees to pay over eight hundred million dollars to settle a class-action lawsuit, brought because they misled investors.

Twitter disclosed a binding agreement to settle a class-action lawsuit, under which the social network will pay $809.5 million to resolve claims it provided misleading user-engagement info to investors.

The original lawsuit, filed in 2016 by a Twitter shareholder, alleged Dorsey and others including former CEO Dick Costolo and board member Evan Williams hid facts about Twitter's slowing user growth while they sold their personal stock holdings "for hundreds of millions of dollars in insider profits." The complaint alleged the company was tracking daily active users (DAUs) as the primary indicator of Twitter's user engagement by early 2015 but didn't reveal that to investors at the time (when it was reporting monthly active user figures). According to the lawsuit, Twitter's DAU figures showed that user engagement growth was either flat or declining.

Twitter, in an 8-K filing Monday, noted that the final settlement agreement will not "include or constitute an admission, concession, or finding of any fault, liability, or wrongdoing by the Company or any defendant." The agreement still requires court approval; the consolidated case was being heard in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California.

Of course it won't. But an $809 million settlement is all the admission you need.

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Inflation propels food prices to their highest levels in "decades."


In the U.S., the Consumer Price Index (CPI) for all items rose 5.3% over a 12-month period ending in August 2021, reducing the purchasing power of consumers when it comes to everyday living costs. Food inflation, in particular, has become worrisome. Higher global shipping costs and labor shortages have resulted in massive production delays and shipping bottlenecks.

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, food prices on average increased 3.7% since last August. The change tracks two major categories: grocery store prices, which increased 3.0% (with five of the six major grocery stores in the country reporting price hikes), and prices for dining out, which increased 4.7%.

U.S. suppliers are feeling the squeeze. The widespread labor shortfall is affecting the ability of wholesale distributors to operate at normal capacity. Major distributors like Sysco Corp and United Natural Foods Inc. are experiencing production delays and slowdowns for common food items like cheese, spices, and bacon as companies continue to scramble for staff, Bloomberg reported.

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In a Fox Poll that is skewed towards Democrats, as usual -- Fox finds Biden's approval higher than any other pollster -- they nevertheless find that only 49% of the country finds him "mentally stable" enough to be president.

Only 49 percent of registered voters think President Joe Biden has enough "mental soundness" to serve as president, a Sunday Fox News poll revealed.

Respondents were asked, "Do you think Joe Biden has the mental soundness to serve effectively as president, or not?"

While 49 percent said yes, 48 percent said no. When respondents were asked weeks before, between September 7-10, 49 percent said yes, and only 45 percent said no, handing Biden three more points of less confidence in his mental soundness on Sunday.

On the question asking if respondents believe "Joe Biden is a strong leader, or not?" only 45 percent said yes, down four points from October of 2020. Fifty-three percent said Biden is not a strong leader, up eight points since October 2020.

The poll also asked, "Do you think the country has become more or less united since Joe Biden took office?" Fifty-four percent of the country is less united, while 37 percent said the country is more united since Biden took office.


Biden's handlers go the extra mile to protect their decrepit sexual assailant boss from being asked questions and from answering them.


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Lastly, all-American red-blooded men and true conservatives Matt K. Lewis and George Will talk about... men's fashion and, of course, blue jeans.

Watch that if you hate life and are just looking for a reason to end it all.

I found this picture of Matt K. Lewis, sporting a haircut that says "Tiger Beat August '77."

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What an eerie photo. When I walk around the room, I feel like his eyes are following my penis wherever it goes.

Posted by: Ace at 05:46 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at September 21, 2021 04:46 PM (pLEy5)

2 Where's his upper lip?

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2021 04:47 PM (E2MsH)

3 Why Christian Laettner? I am confused.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:47 PM (FwSdb)

4 George Will standing up for manhood.

This house sho gone crazy!

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:47 PM (mbFEM)

5

"The original lawsuit, filed in 2016 by a Twitter shareholder, alleged Dorsey and others including former CEO Dick Costolo and board member Evan Williams hid facts about Twitter's slowing user growth while they sold their personal stock holdings "for hundreds of millions of dollars in insider profits."

Don't you know they care about the blacks though, and transpeople????

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 21, 2021 04:47 PM (4WPW/)

6 board member Evan Williams

The bourbon?

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:49 PM (mbFEM)

7 Don't you know they care about the blacks though, and transpeople????

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 21,

Yes.. and they protect us from mean tweets

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 04:49 PM (8nD9v)

8 Willowed but a fun observation:

The U of Kentucky won the weekend sweepstakes for loudest chant of "f*ck Biden."

I'm sure Mitch noticed. They're losing the yutes

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 04:49 PM (AwPyG)

9 Inflation propels food prices to their highest levels in "decades."

"We rate this as false as President Biden stated he saved Americans almost a dollar for 4th of July cookouts." ~Politifact (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at September 21, 2021 04:50 PM (pLEy5)

10 What an eerie photo. When I walk around the room, I feel like his eyes are following my penis wherever it goes.

Posted by: Ace at 05:46 PM


Well I don't have a penis, but yeah that picture is creepy as hell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 04:50 PM (Ez6QX)

11 If growth is flat or declining- are we saying the rate of climb is changing- or do they just mean that fewer people are using twitter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:50 PM (FwSdb)

12 Is the $809 million settlement coming our of Dorsey's hide, or is the board just settling with some shareholders with shareholder money?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2021 04:51 PM (hwaFC)

13 Good grief, he's even CREEPIER in the video at the link! How is that possible?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)

14
What an eerie photo. When I walk around the room, I feel like his eyes are following my penis wherever it goes.


Teh Ewok uses his keyboard prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2021 04:51 PM (n+4am)

15 How does a civilian have the authority to order working press out of a public place?

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 04:51 PM (r1z5A)

16 Matt K. Lewis looks like Casey Kassem's retarded brother.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2021 04:51 PM (/B8gH)

17 from previous thread"

"We're doing stabbercize sessions. It's good cardio.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 21, 2021 04:13 PM (oEn12) "

I hope you will tell us about this on the GAINZZZ thread; sounds like a useful life skill these days.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 21, 2021 04:51 PM (jDHSU)

18 Does Ace think about his penis too much?

And what does this mean?

Maybe a good cigar would help.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky, cigar afficianado at September 21, 2021 04:52 PM (vcOmj)

19 Creeps gotta creep

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 04:52 PM (ewXOW)

20 vmom did you get the chance to watch the movie Kate? It was really stabby!

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:52 PM (mbFEM)

21 I found this picture of Matt K. Lewis, sporting a haircut that says "Tiger Beat August '77."


He looks like he could be Kevin Bacon's cousin.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2021 04:52 PM (hwaFC)

22 Ahoy! I love seeing the cruise ship emoticons! They mean ace still loves me!

I'd love to someday have the opportunity to race ace around the Lido Deck on Vespas one evening at oh-dark-thirty!

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at September 21, 2021 04:53 PM (a3Q+t)

23 I guess biden was giving away the store at the UN today...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 04:53 PM (8nD9v)

24 He looks like he could be Kevin Bacon's cousin.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2021 04:52 PM (hwaFC)


Aren't we all Kevin Bacon's cousin?

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:53 PM (mbFEM)

25 Aren't we all Kevin Bacon's cousin?
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:53 PM (mbFEM)



Whoa.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2021 04:53 PM (hwaFC)

26 If growth is flat or declining- are we saying the rate of climb is changing- or do they just mean that fewer people are using twitter?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

If the roots are strong, there will be growth in the Spring.

Posted by: Chauncey Gardner, economic affiicianado at September 21, 2021 04:53 PM (vcOmj)

27 Matt Lewis looks like he could be David Hogg's father. That would have required Lewis to maintain an erection during heterosexual intercourse, however, so I presume it's just a coincidence.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM (QU5/8)

28 Even Swift's "joke" blows. These people can't even at least make asses of themselves with a bon mot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM (Bmy3R)

29 Matt K Lewis had a pretty mouth. I bet it got used often in high school and college.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM (IukSd)

30
One has to wonder why the corrupt FED wants to sustain and bolster the Inflated stock market during rampant inflation...

I mean, it's the opposite of what a reasonable Fed would do.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM (4KqRl)

31
If growth is flat or declining

__________

"Declining? Hell, we're just growing in another direction!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM (/U27+)

32 We are such an incredibly rich country that we have wealthy libs enough to fund at least four fake conservative entities to fight against conservative interests: The Bulwark, The Lincoln Project, The Dispatch, and National Review. Crazy. And it's a full on five entities if you go ahead and count the GOP.

Posted by: Match Checksout at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM (dYe5S)

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I found this picture of Matt K. Lewis, sporting a haircut that says "Tiger Beat August '77."


The photo is probably from 2019.

And I don't know what's creepier, the photo or finding out that Teh Ewok was searching the intertubes for pics of Matt K. Lewis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM (n+4am)

34 Only 49 percent of registered voters think President Joe Biden has enough "mental soundness" to serve as president, a Sunday Fox News poll revealed.

Well, at least I know that every other person around me is a complete idiot.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM (Xrfse)

35 I went to a restaurant yesterday.

A 22 oz DRAFT BEER, not in a bottle, cost $9.75.

Inflation is out of control.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM (52QgA)

36 Jim Swift has a pyramid neck. It is not a good look to sport without a mask.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (IukSd)

37
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (DUIap)

38 25 Aren't we all Kevin Bacon's cousin?
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:53 PM (mbFEM)

To a degree...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (8nD9v)

39 What an eerie photo. When I walk around the room, I feel like his eyes are following my penis wherever it goes.

Posted by: Ace at 05:46 PM
.......

Put on some pants!

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

40 Remind me to schedule a cruise on the Bulwark.

SARC

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

41 @29

>>Matt K Lewis had a pretty mouth. I bet it got used often in high school and college.

The Original Cock Holster.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (/B8gH)

42 Does anyone have a penis for Jordan61?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (3DZIZ)

43 >>I found this picture of Matt K. Lewis, sporting a haircut that says "Tiger Beat August '77."


Um, is that 1/2" gray roots showing?
Because that + the crows feet indicate he's growing into this look during middle age. Yiiiiikes, that's bad.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (ewXOW)

44 If the real reporters ever got to Sundowner there might be a meltdown.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (2JoB8)

45 Who's the fat guy?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

46 Wait, 2 years ago a 9 piece bucket of KFC was $10.
Now, an 8 piece bucket is $20.
And that somehow a less than 5% per year price increase?

McD's normal meal for me was about $8 a couple years ago... now its $12 or more....

Who is tracking these numbers for the government... Michael Mann?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (oHd/0)

47 Fertilizer prices are rising, the urea they use comes from chyna and is increasingly harder to get. Decreased fertilization. decreased crop production.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (hEEp7)

48 The Penis Mightier!

Posted by: Matt K. Lewis at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (hwaFC)

49 And I don't know what's creepier, the photo or finding out that Teh Ewok was searching the intertubes for pics of Matt K. Lewis.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM (n+4am)


Did he say he was searching the intertubes? Because max creepiness if he had it saved in his "My Pictures" folder.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (mbFEM)

50 He looks like he could be Kevin Bacon's cousin.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2021 04:52 PM (hwaFC)

Aren't we all Kevin Bacon's cousin?
Posted by: blaster

I know that I am, now. What a mind-blower.
WOW!

Posted by: Kyra Sedgewick.....OOOPS! at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (vcOmj)

51 Matt Lewis
@mattklewis
5h
George Will says today's adult men should grow up and quit wearing denim! I pushed back on that-and evoked this EPIC response

Did you now, Matt? I bet you have lots of practice pushing back against, er, things.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (Bmy3R)

52
I went to a restaurant yesterday.

A 22 oz DRAFT BEER, not in a bottle, cost $9.75.

Inflation is out of control.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM


usually, you'd have to go to a sportsball facility to see those kind of beer prices

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (DUIap)

53 That face is nightmare material for young boys.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

54 Put on some pants!
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM


Canonically, that's only required during the Book Thread.

Chaps, OTOH, ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (a3Q+t)

55 @30

Powell (Fed chairman) and two others directors are now under an ethics probe for buying bonds at the same time the US govt bought the same bonds.

Can't be any more obvious--and it shows how openly corrupt they are.

We'll see--some people think they're about to come crashing down, but we've hoped that before.

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 04:57 PM (AwPyG)

56 >>Does anyone have a penis for Jordan61?


Sorry, misplaced mine last night. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQQ9yfFYeL8

Posted by: Kin Missile/i] at September 21, 2021 04:57 PM (ewXOW)

57
Incidentally, the "highs" in this current stock market aren't exactly equitable, so to speak. Most corps aren't sharing the exuberance, so to speak.

It's really only a handful of companies enjoying the "all-time highs" in biden's inflated stock market bubble.

(I think I just answered my previous question.)

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:57 PM (4KqRl)

58 Teh Stoopid has now officially become overwhelming, everywhere one looks.

Just zipping around online, saw a hilariously idiotic AP headline/lead paragraph. You see, the Taliban is "doubling down" on an all-male, all-Taliban govt. (deputy ministers announced).

If your jaw doesn't drop, in silent disbelief, at the multifaceted idiocy of this "journalism", then the marinade has already rotted your capabilities.

I really don't think there's any hope now, beyond the limits that inertia put on the pace and depth of degradation. So, there will be no collapse. But the US populace (and seemingly, most of the world's) is so far gone, there'll be no real improvement for a very long time.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 04:57 PM (OTzUX)

59 Can't be any more obvious--and it shows how openly corrupt they are.

We'll see--some people think they're about to come crashing down, but we've hoped that before.
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 04:57 PM (AwPyG)


Rules. HAHAHAHA! Suckers!

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 04:57 PM (mbFEM)

60 g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson


Greetings, man from Michigan.

Is all quiet on the Ann Arbor front?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 21, 2021 04:58 PM (vcOmj)

61 I wear jeans to smite George Will.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2021 04:58 PM (Bmy3R)

62 Matt K. Lewis is Mike Damone with his surefire 5-point plan for getting laid.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 04:58 PM (4I/2K)

63 So Matt Lewis is a trannie? Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 21, 2021 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

64

lol!
Powell is a piece of shit, but it's obvious he's being ousted so the obama junta can put their own stooge in as Fed Chair.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 04:59 PM (4KqRl)

65 What an eerie photo. When I walk around the room, I feel like his eyes are following my penis wherever it goes.

"Real talk here guys, is Ace's penis a sandwich?" ~True Conservative Twitter Feeds Everywhere (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at September 21, 2021 04:59 PM (pLEy5)

66 Fertilizer prices are rising, the urea they use comes from chyna and is increasingly harder to get.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM


Can't we just vote piss harder?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 04:59 PM (a3Q+t)

67 usually, you'd have to go to a sportsball facility to see those kind of beer prices
Posted by: AltonJackson


I always thought if I could go to a sporting event and afford to get drunk, I was a success.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 04:59 PM (r1z5A)

68 SNAP, the food stamp program from the Ag Dept., has raised the amounts for monthly SNAP accounts about 20% starting on Oct 1, 2021.

That tells you that they expect prices to rise to over 30% over the next year or more.

I say that because the SNAP has always paid out about 20 to 30% less that the actual cash value needed to supply whatever level of family the applicant had.

They know they have to raise the rate or otherwise they will have big problems by mid winter when things always get dicey about prices of staples.

And for the first time in decades they're also going to raise the SS monthly benefit by about the same starting in Jan 1 2022.

They know what's coming. Be warned.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:59 PM (aayoh)

69 28 Even Swift's "joke" blows. These people can't even at least make asses of themselves with a bon mot.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2021 04:54 PM (Bmy3R)


You are being too kind. That didn't even approach joke status.

That was a simple statement of opinion.

I guess the "was indeed" construction makes it a clever witticism in this dickweed's opinion.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 04:59 PM (Xo5lP)

70 You know the meanest mean girls are the girls that were bullied. Jamie Swift was bullied... to eat pounds of cheesecake.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2021 04:59 PM (IukSd)

71 Twitter has $809 million lying around? I don't understand the world.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 21, 2021 05:00 PM (H8QX8)

72 "Major distributors like Sysco Corp and United Natural Foods Inc. are experiencing production delays and slowdowns for common food items like cheese, spices, and bacon as companies continue to scramble for staff, Bloomberg reported. "
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All of our price increases are government induced.
Our government.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 05:00 PM (SjHwm)

73 @59

I dunno--Michael Burry is suddenly tweeting on twitter again, after many years. (He's the guy from "The Big Short")

Signs and wonders

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:00 PM (AwPyG)

74
McD's normal meal for me was about $8 a couple years ago... now its $12 or more....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (oHd/0)


I don't know what's worse, the price increases or the food shortages. Over the weekend I stopped at a Burger King for a quick lunch while running errands (hey, I was busy all day Sunday). Ordered an original chicken sandwich meal.

All out of original chicken. Okay, how about a whopper.

We have that, but no pickles. Okay, I don't need pickles. And I'll have a Coke.

All out of Coke, but we have Coke Zero... Gimme a root beer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2021 05:00 PM (n+4am)

75 62 Matt K. Lewis is Mike Damone with his surefire 5-point plan for getting laid.

Damone's Five-Point Plan

https://tinyurl.com/ttwzzesn

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2021 05:00 PM (Bmy3R)

76 Who's the fat guy?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

-------

Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 21, 2021 05:00 PM (O5M9T)

77 And for the first time in decades they're also going to raise the SS monthly benefit by about the same starting in Jan 1 2022.

They know what's coming. Be warned.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 04:59 PM (aayoh)



+20% for SS COLA?

It's YOLO time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2021 05:00 PM (hwaFC)

78 Inflation propels food prices to their highest levels in "decades."

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Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 21, 2021 05:01 PM (O5M9T)

79 usually, you'd have to go to a sportsball facility to see those kind of beer prices

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (DUIap)

it depends on where you are. In the Swamp and most Blue cities they will raise prices as high as possible almost as a joke. They want to see what they can get away with.

I ventured to a red area, nearby and you could get pitchers or beer, legit beer, for $5. That is when I realized that in the Swamp, they don't even sell pitchers of beer anymore. Crap it might have been 30 years ago I saw pitchers of beer sold in certain shitty areas. Just one more example of how there are two Americas.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 05:01 PM (e1mwr)

80 I just came from the store.
Fu*k me!
It is insane. And..a hell of a lot of empty shelves.
There are some grim days ahead.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2021 05:01 PM (axyOa)

81 Does anyone have a penis for Jordan61?
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 21, 2021 04:55 PM


Bacon Wenches can be (and are) exceedingly selective.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 05:01 PM (a3Q+t)

82 68 SNAP, the food stamp program from the Ag Dept., has raised the amounts for monthly SNAP accounts about 20% starting on Oct 1, 2021.

This isn't food stamps but my High school Grandson just got an EBT card of 750 dollars for covering the free meals he didn't get last year because there was no school in session... Seriously..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 05:02 PM (8nD9v)

83 +20% for SS COLA?

It's YOLO time.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Well, it's 6 pm Eastern Standard Time here.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 21, 2021 05:02 PM (vcOmj)

84 George Will = Herb Tarlek
https://youtu.be/pFE31-GzjaY

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 21, 2021 05:02 PM (xPl2J)

85 We have that, but no pickles. Okay, I don't need pickles. And I'll have a Coke.

All out of Coke, but we have Coke Zero... Gimme a root beer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Hell, they probably ran out the back while you were there to ask McD's next door for the Coke Zero.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 05:02 PM (mD/uy)

86 George, enough about your mother, - tell me about your wife.

Posted by: Dr. Freud at September 21, 2021 05:02 PM (stUc+)

87 I don't know what's worse, the price increases or the food shortages. Over the weekend I stopped at a Burger King for a quick lunch while running errands (hey, I was busy all day Sunday). Ordered an original chicken sandwich meal.

All out of original chicken. Okay, how about a whopper.

We have that, but no pickles. Okay, I don't need pickles. And I'll have a Coke.

All out of Coke, but we have Coke Zero... Gimme a root beer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2021 05:00 PM (n+4am)


Yeah there's a lot of that going on lately.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)

88 They usually raise SS close to the amount that they raise Medicare. - a wash -

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 05:02 PM (SjHwm)

89 Are you sure that's Matt Lewis and not David Cassidy after sneaking into Danny Bonaduce's stash?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2021 05:02 PM (2JVJo)

90 +20% for SS COLA?

It's YOLO time.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2021 05:00 PM (hwaFC)


I said in the Obama days the plan was go for a toot of 1500% inflation and make all the debt go away. Those on the government teat will be made whole. Errybody else well there's three hots and a cot in the camps. Or more like 2 lukewarms and a cot.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 05:03 PM (mbFEM)

91 From the Jim Swift Brainy Joke Book:

"That hot dog was indeed a concoction by the Earl of Sandwich."

"His automobile was indeed a Studebaker."

"That penis was indeed rough upon my tonsils."

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 05:03 PM (Xo5lP)

92 Fertilizer prices are rising, the urea they use comes from chyna and is increasingly harder to get. Decreased fertilization. decreased crop production.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (hEEp7)

Urea collection stations. Million dollar idea!

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 05:03 PM (4I/2K)

93 This isn't food stamps but my High school Grandson just got an EBT card of 750 dollars for covering the free meals he didn't get last year because there was no school in session... Seriously..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 05:02 PM (8nD9v)


He didn't get to go to the school and pick up a week's worth of free food? They did that here. You didn't even need to be a student in the district.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 05:03 PM (Ez6QX)

94 When I walk around the room, I feel like his eyes are following my penis wherever it goes.
.......

You really shouldn't let your penis wander off like that.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

95 Tiger Beat was the magazine for all those Full House fellers, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 05:04 PM (FwSdb)

96
He didn't get to go to the school and pick up a week's worth of free food? They did that here. You didn't even need to be a student in the district.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 05:03 PM (Ez6QX)

He never ate the free food.. We don't know why they are doing this

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 05:05 PM (8nD9v)

97 He didn't get to go to the school and pick up a week's worth of free food? They did that here. You didn't even need to be a student in the district.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 05:03 PM (Ez6QX)


Here they paid the bus drivers to take the meals around. On the days they weren't driving just to "exercise the buses."

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 05:05 PM (mbFEM)

98 You really shouldn't let your penis wander off like that.
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

His penis has not had a good walkabout since... Trump's election when that was the running gag?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 05:05 PM (FwSdb)

99 Food prices are up 10%!

Let's let in millions of illegals and give them food stamps/EBT!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2021 05:05 PM (IukSd)

100 look at ground beef prices is you are concerned about inflation. I can't believe what they charge for ground beef these days. There is a reason I invested in the ETF's MOO and COW. Not reccos, and i am not in them. I don't recommend stocks because that never ends well, even on winners. But it is not as if people who invested in ag did poorly over the years. Right now everything is going up because WS is all about the Biden.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 05:05 PM (e1mwr)

101 You really shouldn't let your penis wander off like that.
Posted by: wth

See!! I been saying for years it has a mind of it's own!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 05:06 PM (mD/uy)

102 Grave dancing is a sign of our norms being restored now that the Orange Savage has been slain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 05:06 PM (d9FiS)

103 My recent chats with Border Patrol went about as expected. Morale bad, anger substantial. Actually I can't believe there hasn't already been a NYPD-style rush for the exits. There's nothing in the pipeline that could change this disaster, for years to come. Biden's approval ratings are as relevant as the relative humidity level in my tupperdor.

I know things like approval ratings are grist for everyday commentary, maybe they provide encouragement to some, but come on. There's a small chance such things could help avert the absolute worst disasters the Dems may initiate, but only those requiring congressional participation.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 05:06 PM (OTzUX)

104 I ventured to a red area, nearby and you could get pitchers or beer, legit beer, for $5. That is when I realized that in the Swamp, they don't even sell pitchers of beer anymore. Crap it might have been 30 years ago I saw pitchers of beer sold in certain shitty areas. Just one more example of how there are two Americas.
Posted by: quint


$5 for a pitcher of beer? Some kind of Lite Beer on tap.
Lite Beer.
When I was a kid, we called it "3.2" beer. Yeah, when I was a kid. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 21, 2021 05:06 PM (vcOmj)

105 He never ate the free food.. We don't know why they are doing this
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 05:05 PM (8nD9v)


Crazy. CA, right?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 05:06 PM (Ez6QX)

106 Real food inflation is around 13%, using the 1980 CPI.
Didn't Yelp report that something like 1/3 of all businesses closed due to Covid are permanently closed?
I think I saw on Insty that commercial real estate rentals are down like 60%.
The PPP and government covid loans have pretty much loaned the max out, and still have tens of billions left over.

The economy pump they want to prime sounds like a coffee grinder with a handful of quarters in it

Posted by: Lrrr at September 21, 2021 05:06 PM (jIL4c)

107 Eating food at reasonable price is just another facet of white superiority.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 21, 2021 05:07 PM (IukSd)

108 Damone's Five-Point Plan

https://tinyurl.com/ttwzzesn

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 21, 2021 05:00 PM (Bmy3R)

Thank you.

Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at September 21, 2021 05:07 PM (4I/2K)

109 Am I really supposed to believe these incompetents are going to provide fuel, food, shelter to the bulk of Americans? Will my social score figure in my access to such bounty? Will my vax status play a part? Stay tuned!!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 05:07 PM (r1z5A)

110 Fed much?

DarrenJBeattie - Latest Revolver News investigative bombshell exposing the Jan 6 Commission:

Decision By January 6th Commission to Ignore Oath Keeper Stewart Rhodes Just Unmasked Their Entire Investigation

. . .But the Commission's never-ending appetite for phone records of anyone remotely associated with 1/6 belies the fishiest and perhaps darkest aspect of this otherwise merely farcical fishing expedition.

That is, the Commission seems to have requested data from the communications devices of everyone who set foot in DC on January 6, except for Stewart Rhodes, the founder and leader of the Oathkeepers, which is the largest militia group associated with the events of 1/6 . Stewart Rhodes looms so large over the Oath Keepers that he is said to effectively be the Oath Keepers. Given that the Oath Keepers are the most widely prosecuted organized militia group charged with carrying out a conspiracy to obstruct the Senate vote on January 6, the omission of Rhodes from the Commission's fact-finding expedition is quite strange, to say the least.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 05:07 PM (ewXOW)

111 >>>the urea they use comes from chyna and is increasingly harder to get. Decreased fertilization. decreased crop production.

Posted by: Ben Had at Sep
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Hold the phone.
There's not enough piss in the US to make fertilizer? It's against regulations to make fertilizer in the US?

Making fertilizer isn't green?
See: Bangladesh.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 05:08 PM (SjHwm)

112 The supply shortages have me stumped.

I've seen WAY more trucks on 99 Highway than other years. Lots of very long Freight trains have been running (got a crossing not far from the house, can hear the ding from the crossing).

GDP growth is north of 6%, although that is being eaten by inflation...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 05:08 PM (oHd/0)

113 My bad SS is about 7%.

The SNAP is correct.

Hey. Math am hard.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:08 PM (aayoh)

114 My bad SS is about 7%.

The SNAP is correct.

Hey. Math am hard.
Posted by: jakee308


Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 21, 2021 05:09 PM (vcOmj)

115 Torba's latest post (founder of Gab):

"Our country is literally being invaded as we speak, 100 million people are being forced to inject themselves with a substance that goes against their faith, and the GOP is whining on Twitter that Dems don't want to send $1 Billion of our money to a foreign country.

We need a great reset alright, a reset of the entire Republican party. We need people who stand for America and Americans, not some far off land in the desert. Fund OUR borders. Build US an Iron Dome on OUR Southern Border.

It's so painfully obvious at this point who they serve, and it's not the American people. That I can tell you."

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:09 PM (AwPyG)

116 113 My bad SS is about 7%.

The SNAP is correct.

Hey. Math am hard.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:08 PM (aayoh)
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Old people don't riot as well as specials do.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 05:09 PM (SjHwm)

117 >>Eating food at reasonable price is just another facet of white superiority.


Haitians who invade our country and set up camp in Del Rio have a right to free food and water while demanding asylum, but you, dear citizen, will pay for their meals while scrambling to pay for your own.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 05:09 PM (ewXOW)

118 Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 05:07 PM (ewXOW)

Wait, how the hell does a Congressional Commission have the authority to get private citizens phone records?

So much of a Right to be safe in our persons and papers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 05:10 PM (oHd/0)

119 HOW DARE YOU??!???

Posted by: Greta T. at September 21, 2021 05:10 PM (a3Q+t)

120 I think I saw on Insty that commercial real estate rentals are down like 60%.
The PPP and government covid loans have pretty much loaned the max out, and still have tens of billions left over.

The economy pump they want to prime sounds like a coffee grinder with a handful of quarters in it
Posted by: Lrrr


Heh, Seattle used a bunch of covid money to buy over a hundred units (at 300,000 per unit) to house to homeless. Covid money...

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 05:10 PM (r1z5A)

121 103 rhomboid that's what I would expect of the situation.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 05:10 PM (2JoB8)

122 Will my vax status play a part?

You can take that to the bank. Wait, wut bank?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 21, 2021 05:11 PM (Xrfse)

123 Some (maybe a lot) of this has other causes - like minimum wage laws and other impositions on people trying to work and run a business - but the cost of restaurant meals seems to have dramatically risen the last few years. It's so bad we'd cut back about 75% on eating out even prior to The Great Idiocy.

Now? The occasional meal out, and it's been rare, has been shockingly expensive. No "fine dining" places, just really good solid local places we've known for some time (actually excellent food, just not in the fine dining category).

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 05:11 PM (OTzUX)

124 Haitians who invade our country and set up camp in Del Rio have a right to free food and water while demanding asylum, but you, dear citizen, will pay for their meals while scrambling to pay for your own.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 05:09 PM (ewXOW)
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After being granted asylum they will shoot, rob, and rape you.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 05:11 PM (SjHwm)

125 I ventured to a red area, nearby and you could get pitchers or beer, legit beer, for $5. That is when I realized that in the Swamp, they don't even sell pitchers of beer anymore. Crap it might have been 30 years ago I saw pitchers of beer sold in certain shitty areas. Just one more example of how there are two Americas.
Posted by: quint


$5 for a pitcher of beer? Some kind of Lite Beer on tap.
Lite Beer.
When I was a kid, we called it "3.2" beer. Yeah, when I was a kid. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 21, 2021 05:06 PM (vcOmj)

on the right day, they offer Blue Moon. Sure it is not the greatest but it is decent in a huge pitcher. the other cool thing is random people will buy you a drink or share with you. in the blue cities I know,that is undeard of. They would rather shank you than thank you. If I sound stark, and like I have an agenda, that is just my game. I have seen the two Americas and they could not be more different. ANd this time it is not North and South,it is city/suburbs vs rural.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 05:11 PM (e1mwr)

126 The SS COLA isn't announced till October so it could be more as they use the prices from July to September to figure it.

The SNAP amounts are already out.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:13 PM (aayoh)

127 Had to go to Colorado to get 3.2 beer.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 05:13 PM (SjHwm)

128 After being granted asylum they will shoot, rob, and rape you.

Cultural Exchange!

Posted by: Commisar of Plenty and Diversititty at September 21, 2021 05:13 PM (e5/+j)

129 100 million people are being forced to inject themselves with a substance that goes against their faith

Their faith in the efficacy and safety of the "cure".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 21, 2021 05:14 PM (Xrfse)

130 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
One of the @DailyCaller's headlines yesterday: "Elites attend galas and award shows unmasked while servants have to cover their faces."

This should not just be a "right-wing media" issue. It's an "everybody with common sense" issue...

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No, Brian, you can't hang with us. Now, go play in the traffic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 05:14 PM (d9FiS)

131 >>Wait, how the hell does a Congressional Commission have the authority to get private citizens phone records?


They've been subpoenaing their fellow Congressman's records as well as Trump staff and family.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 05:14 PM (ewXOW)

132 BREAKING NEWS: McConnell loses arm wrestling match with Schumer, will vote to raise debt ceiling

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 05:14 PM (L2ZTs)

133 126 The SS COLA isn't announced till October so it could be more as they use the prices from July to September to figure it.
...
Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:13 PM (aayoh)
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What ever it is it will be ten cents more than they raise Medicare.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 05:15 PM (SjHwm)

134 $5 for a pitcher of beer? Some kind of Lite Beer on tap.
Lite Beer.
When I was a kid, we called it "3.2" beer. Yeah, when I was a kid. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at September 21, 2021 05:06 PM (vcOmj)

I have heard of that.But not in this case. The beer companies want to sell beer.No question their goal is profits. But some places wont put up with this shit. I know very well swamp areas where they are selling 4 packs of cans foer $27. And that is not even close to the high point.And the funny part is a lot of that beer is crap a guy that was a lawyer two years ago made.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 05:15 PM (e1mwr)

135 BREAKING NEWS: McConnell loses arm wrestling match with Schumer, will vote to raise debt ceiling
Posted by: qdpsteve

I kicked that pansy's ass!!

-- Amy Schumer

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 05:16 PM (mD/uy)

136 After being granted asylum they will shoot, rob, and rape you.

Cultural Exchange!
Posted by: Commisar of Plenty and Diversititty


We must learn to accept their cultural differences and embrace this tapestry of other nations that is the new America.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 05:16 PM (r1z5A)

137 132 BREAKING NEWS: McConnell loses arm wrestling match with Schumer, will vote to raise debt ceiling

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 05:14 PM (L2ZTs)
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Yo mama's gonna giv you a spankin for telling tails like that.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 05:16 PM (SjHwm)

138 'Drunk' driver, eh?

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 05:16 PM (0OP+5)

139 I have heard of that.But not in this case. The beer companies want to sell beer.No question their goal is profits. But some places wont put up with this shit. I know very well swamp areas where they are selling 4 packs of cans foer $27. And that is not even close to the high point.And the funny part is a lot of that beer is crap a guy that was a lawyer two years ago made.
Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 05:15 PM (e1mwr)

$27 for four cans? Tall boys?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 05:16 PM (FwSdb)

140 First showing in over a week tomorrow. C'mon, buy this fucking house!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2021 05:17 PM (kTF2Z)

141 OH and most of that COLA gets chewed up by any raises in the Medicare Premium that is paid out first from the Beneficiaries account.

And that's been going up fast of late.

Unless you are qualified for State Medicaid which pays the Medicare premium as they are the ones that Medicares sends the money to as they process any of a medicaid clients health care costs.

I expect we'll hear some squawking about that from the States. And rightly so because the Fed is saddling them with the Health care costs of all the illegals who haven't even paid a dime into the kitty.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:17 PM (aayoh)

142 140 First showing in over a week tomorrow. C'mon, buy this fucking house!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2021 05:17 PM (kTF2Z)
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Hey, good luck.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 05:18 PM (SjHwm)

143 Tony, has anyone ever *seen* Chucky and Amy Schumer together??

At this stage it wouldn't surprise me if Amy actually *is* Chucky in a rubber mask and drag.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 05:18 PM (L2ZTs)

144 Good news, everybody! The border crisis is practically solved!

The Hill
@thehill
.@VP Kamala Harris: "What I saw depicted about those individuals on horseback treating human beings the way they were is horrible. I fully support what is happening right now, which is a thorough investigation."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 05:18 PM (d9FiS)

145 "If the roots are strong, there will be growth in the Spring."

we should be so lucky as to have Chance running things ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 21, 2021 05:18 PM (jDHSU)

146 $27 for four cans? Tall boys?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 05:16 PM (FwSdb)
I wish I could say it were so.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 05:19 PM (e1mwr)

147 McConnell also has the mow the Capitol Hill lawn for a week wearing only his underwear and a sandwich board that reads "I'm a loser!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 05:19 PM (L2ZTs)

148 Afternoon.

I'm in Colorado.

Being from South Texas it's easy to forget that the summer season doesn't last eleven and a half months everywhere. In some places it actually gets cold quickly. I guess I need to start packing warmer clothes now.

Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!! at September 21, 2021 05:19 PM (Gl/Y7)

149 112 The supply shortages have me stumped.

I've seen WAY more trucks on 99 Highway than other years. Lots of very long Freight trains have been running (got a crossing not far from the house, can hear the ding from the crossing).


socially-distanced pallets

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 21, 2021 05:19 PM (oY6Yp)

150 3 Why Christian Laettner? I am confused.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 04:47 PM (FwSdb)
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Indeed. Does he just hate Kentucky that much? The shot was like 30 years ago. What a douche he is.

Posted by: Adrienne at September 21, 2021 05:19 PM (gegMK)

151 What an eerie photo. When I walk around the room, I feel like his eyes are following my penis wherever it goes.

Posted by: Ace at 05:46 PM

And it's poetry like this that keeps the Horde coming back here every day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2021 05:19 PM (rBtIz)

152 First showing in over a week tomorrow. C'mon, buy this fucking house!

Posted by: Duke Lowell


From what I've read, you may be pleasantly surprised...only to be shocked when you price the replacement property.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 05:20 PM (r1z5A)

153 Duke here houses are selling fast, you'll be fine

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 05:20 PM (2JoB8)

154 ace: in fairness, NOBODY can take their eyes off your penis... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 05:20 PM (L2ZTs)

155 >>.@VP Kamala Harris: "What I saw depicted about those individuals on horseback treating human beings the way they were is horrible. I fully support what is happening right now, which is a thorough investigation."


She needs to take this all the way to the top and hold whoever is in charge accountable.
Remind me again, who is the desigated 'border czar' in charge of resolving this crisis?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 05:21 PM (ewXOW)

156 Don't know about where you live but here
Medicade is the bottom of the barrel. May as well go to a vet or shoot yourself.
WAIT, that was in insult to veterinarians, I apologize.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2021 05:21 PM (SjHwm)

157 Horde. I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 21, 2021 05:21 PM (XnReI)

158 Just think. 15,000 or so Haitians with who knows how many ex-Ton Ton Macou embedded roving the country like an invading army.

Just what the ruling class wants an active threat to the citizenry so they can require martial law lockdowns and street patrols.

And they're sending the other illegals to the key Republican States.

The only hope is that the Republican Govs form an association to aid each other but that only works if their congruent physically.

And if you have a Dem Governor and a GOP Legislature forget it.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:21 PM (aayoh)

159 Is it me or does Swift look like Pritzkers kid?

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:22 PM (aayoh)

160 157 Horde. I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 21, 2021 05:21 PM (XnReI)

If it stayed frozen, you're fine. If it was wrapped, you'll be even better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 05:22 PM (FwSdb)

161 Horde. I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One a


Frozen, yes. Sushi, no.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 05:22 PM (r1z5A)

162 Grave dancing is a sign of our norms being restored now that the Orange Savage has been slain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 05:06 PM (d9FiS)

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I'm old enough to remember that the original norms brought to us by our betters a mere six years ago included Russian Hookers, Golden Showers, and Obama's Bed -- with MUCH dissembly required.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 21, 2021 05:22 PM (O5M9T)

163 Being from South Texas it's easy to forget that the summer season doesn't last eleven and a half months everywhere. In some places it actually gets cold quickly. I guess I need to start packing warmer clothes now.
Posted by: Robert *Be Ungovernable* - Iron Maiden, Senjutsu, OUT NOW!!!

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I just noticed as I came in, the leaves on our linden tree are turning yellow. Fall has fell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 05:22 PM (d9FiS)

164
I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?
Posted by: thathalfrican


If it was wrapped up properly, sure.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 05:22 PM (4KqRl)

165 The scary claremonster is hiding in my fridge! IT'S GONNA EAT ALL MY FOOD.

Posted by: Jim Swift at September 21, 2021 05:22 PM (310Aw)

166 It is really hard for microbes to grow when the water inside them is crystallizing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 05:23 PM (FwSdb)

167 >> What an eerie photo. When I walk around the room, I feel like his eyes are following my penis wherever it goes.


Funniest quip I've seen on the internet in at least a year.

Posted by: BoomerVF14 at September 21, 2021 05:23 PM (JLW+t)

168 157 Horde. I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 21, 2021 05:21 PM (XnReI)

If it says the 9th that's usually use or freeze date.. So if it has been frozen the whole time yes..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 05:23 PM (8nD9v)

169 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 21, 2021 05:21 PM (XnReI)

Cook it real good. If it's been frozen all that time for sure and was frozen upon being caught then you're okay. They are conservative on those sell by dates. Not too much cause the stores need to get rid of them too.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:23 PM (aayoh)

170 Yeah I'm not gonna get excited about my SS raise because Medicare will increase their premiums, like they do every damn year.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2021 05:23 PM (nxdel)

171 Good news, everybody! The border crisis is practically solved!

The Hill
@thehill
.@VP Kamala Harris: "What I saw depicted about those individuals on horseback treating human beings the way they were is horrible. I fully support what is happening right now, which is a thorough investigation."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 05:18 PM (d9FiS)

And no one has asked her what the F she's been doing since being appointed The One In Charge Of The Border? They create a problem, complain about the problem, and then blame the people for pointing out the problem is getting bigger. Right in our faces.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 21, 2021 05:23 PM (nWxPx)

172 >>>16 Matt K. Lewis looks like Casey Kassem's retarded brother.


Is he available for a cameo in a movie?

Posted by: Ron Howard at September 21, 2021 05:24 PM (0G13K)

173 some might be,i am not sure about that. But i know it is becoming absurd. I used to scoff at cheap beer but no more. i have had it all and been there, done that. But I stand by what I said because it is the truth. I can go to a place and get $5 pitchers or stay in the swamp and they have 4 packs for over $20. Sure they are specialty beers but the are not that good. It is a heat check,they just want to see how much people will pay fore fermented malt.

But again, does anyone else in a major city get cheap pitchers of beer? I know where I am,they don't even sell pitchers, they are not even an option anymore.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 05:24 PM (e1mwr)

174 Had to look up Claremonster.

Seems like a good guy on Steam. Level 13.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 05:24 PM (FwSdb)

175 If food is frozen it lasts indefinitely.

The bacteria is what makes it decay, and the freezing stops the bacteria.

I heard someone from the FDA say that properly wrapped food can last 10 years or more, easy.

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:24 PM (AwPyG)

176 >>>After being granted asylum they will shoot, rob, and rape you.

>You left out kidnapping and slavery.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 21, 2021 05:24 PM (stUc+)

177 The scary claremonster is hiding in my fridge! IT'S GONNA EAT ALL MY FOOD.
Posted by: Jim Swift at September 21, 2021 05:22 PM (310Aw)

Not Claremonster, Zuul.

Posted by: Peter Venkman at September 21, 2021 05:24 PM (4I/2K)

178 The SNAP amounts are already out.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:13 PM (aayoh)


Yup, a 29% permanent increase, starting in October, for 42 million people.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2021 05:25 PM (F0YaR)

179 @VP Kamala Harris: "What I saw depicted about those individuals on horseback treating human beings the way they were is horrible

She forget to say "What I saw on CNN." Not in person

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 05:25 PM (8nD9v)

180 HotFart headline:

"New: Biden's numbers are worse than Trump's ever were in latest Iowa poll"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 05:25 PM (L2ZTs)

181 About inflation. Because I am an idiot who keeps his laser mf printer directly under a hanging potted ivy that hasn't been repotted in ages but is watered (too) regularly, I had to replace said unit bought on Amazon last February for $215. Current price, $282. No math or nothing but that's a third more. Inflation, plus supply chain issues is my take.

Posted by: From that time at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (4780s)

182 Yup, a 29% permanent increase, starting in October, for 42 million people.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2021 05:25 PM (F0YaR)

Bread and Circuses

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (FwSdb)

183 Yup, a 29% permanent increase, starting in October, for 42 million people.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2021 05:25 PM (F0YaR)

Soon to be joined by several million more

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (8nD9v)

184 144 Good news, everybody! The border crisis is practically solved!

The Hill
@thehill
.@VP Kamala Harris: "What I saw depicted about those individuals on horseback treating human beings the way they were is horrible. I fully support what is happening right now, which is a thorough investigation."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 05:18 PM (d9FiS)


Welp, I agree with her. No horses - Border Patrol should have used tanks.

Posted by: Gref at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

185 And no one has asked her what the F she's been doing since being appointed The One In Charge Of The Border? They create a problem, complain about the problem, and then blame the people for pointing out the problem is getting bigger. Right in our faces.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 21, 2021 05:23 PM (nWxPx)

Come on! She was busy going to Viet Nam to pay her respects to a Monument comemerating John McCain getting shot down and captured...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (oHd/0)

186 I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

You check expiration dates? What the heck is wrong with you?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (mD/uy)

187 Back in the day, the pizza joints in the local college town kept a chalkboard tally of pitchers of beer drank (drunk?) by each fraternity.

Probably couldn't do that, nowadays.

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (AwPyG)

188 Matt Lewis looks like a nice, young, man who tortures his victims to death.

I would comment on Swift but I can barely work up an emotion to care. Like the rest of Bulwark and the Lincoln Project (are we sure they are not just one organization? I get them mixed up), they are all banal mediocrities.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (QFVV9)

189
The problem with our residential freezers is they don't get cold enough.

These asshole manufacturers design the freezer compartments to maintain 0 degrees. That's the maximum proper temp for frozen food. So, every time you open the freezer door, the temp goes up over 0 degrees, exposing the frozen food to warm air.

-10 degrees is good for keeping foods frozen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 05:27 PM (4KqRl)

190
'Drunk' driver, eh?

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 05:16 PM


Neilia Biden?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 21, 2021 05:27 PM (DUIap)

191 I would comment on Swift but I can barely work up an emotion to care. Like the rest of Bulwark and the Lincoln Project (are we sure they are not just one organization? I get them mixed up), they are all banal mediocrities.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (QFVV9)

That is kind of my take as well. It is hard to work up outrage- sure, they are scum for dancing on someone's grave, but we knew that already. They are far more contemptible to the living.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 05:28 PM (FwSdb)

192 >>> Kamala Harris: "What I saw depicted about those individuals on horseback treating human beings the way they were is horrible

>I'm going to need an Afghani translator for this one.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 21, 2021 05:28 PM (stUc+)

193 freezing is the key. I used to never eat bread, I mean real bread from a bakery. I am still not a bread guy and that is a good thing. But once I realized the key is to freeze the stuff, then it became more available. I might eat a loaf of really good bread over a few weeks. It is easy to freeze and toast or whatever. your other option is to eat it all in a day or so.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 05:28 PM (e1mwr)

194 quint: spot on about the 2 Americas:

https://is.gd/2ufMu6

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 21, 2021 05:28 PM (jDHSU)

195 Been an extended late summer here in South Central PA.

Temps are finally declining. Late heat is not good for the crops.

It's a toss up whether this means a cold or warm winter. Last year fall came early but we got hardly any snow.

Well do what I do I prepare for blizzards so I'm never disappointed.

After the snows of the 90s where they were like 3 years in a row of blizzard winters in the NE. I resort to my original upbringing around Lake Michigan. Lot of snow (lake effect) cold winds (off the prairies to the west). I've been prepping the house and accoutrements for a month now. So far I'm ready in two weeks for anything.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:28 PM (aayoh)

196 187 Back in the day, the pizza joints in the local college town kept a chalkboard tally of pitchers of beer drank (drunk?) by each fraternity.

Probably couldn't do that, nowadays.
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (AwPyG)

Awwww.... drunk sailor memories. Tidewater Community College had a bar near it (Norfolk VA), that had a Penny Pitcher Night. $5 cover then 1 cent per pitcher.... with lots of drunk College Girls.

Good times.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 05:28 PM (oHd/0)

197 158 Just think. 15,000 or so Haitians with who knows how many ex-Ton Ton Macou embedded roving the country like an invading army.

Just what the ruling class wants an active threat to the citizenry so they can require martial law lockdowns and street patrols.

And they're sending the other illegals to the key Republican States.

The only hope is that the Republican Govs form an association to aid each other but that only works if their congruent physically.

And if you have a Dem Governor and a GOP Legislature forget it.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:21 PM (aayoh)
-------
The best way to eradicate whites In America is to import those who will do the job for you. And if they don't get their desired race war, they'll invite in the Chinese army (supposedly already in British Columbia from what I've told by many -- but do not know for a fact).

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 21, 2021 05:29 PM (O5M9T)

198 Matt K. Lewis says no white shoes or dick glitter after Labor Day.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2021 05:29 PM (310Aw)

199 I am glad that I don't have any idea who Matt K. Lewis is.

Posted by: squeakywheel at September 21, 2021 05:29 PM (NXy9v)

200 161 Horde. I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One a


Frozen, yes. Sushi, no.


sprinkle some polonium on it and it'll freshen right up.

Posted by: Putin knows stuff about sushi at September 21, 2021 05:29 PM (sGtp+)

201 176 >>>After being granted asylum they will shoot, rob, and rape you.

>You left out kidnapping and slavery.
Posted by: Dr. Bone



Reavers?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 05:29 PM (QFVV9)

202 Frozen frozen will be good awhile, start cooking it and you will know. Worse is frozen too long.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 05:30 PM (2JoB8)

203
If you have a freezer that gets good and properly cold, -10 or less, your food items will never develop a "frost" on them (or their package/wrapping).

A good, cold freezer is super dry, which is key to longevity.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 05:30 PM (4KqRl)

204 Reavers?
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 05:29 PM (QFVV9)

Not ones for kidnapping or slavery, really.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 05:30 PM (FwSdb)

205 Remember, SNAP and other rolls were plummeting in the Trump years, due to ..... real economic growth. And they'd plunged quite a bit, over time, after welfare reform in the 90s - which was just pen-and-phoned away, fairly lawlessly, by the affirmative action non-entity.

Great job, America!

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 05:30 PM (OTzUX)

206 So did Israel really say they might remove their Ambassador to the US ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 05:30 PM (8nD9v)

207 Yup, a 29% permanent increase, starting in October, for 42 million people.

If 42 mil. is indeed the figure, that is mind-blowing. Talk about a sinking ship, there's the proof.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 21, 2021 05:31 PM (Xrfse)

208 Horde. I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 21, 2021 05:21 PM
Wrap it in bacon and pan sear. Bon appetit!

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 05:31 PM (0OP+5)

209 The Reavers were a great boogeyman for a sci-fi show. A bit odd that they could operate spacecraft considering how they were set up, but a great villain for a sci-fi show, regardless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2021 05:31 PM (FwSdb)

210 Horde. I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 21, 2021 05:21 PM


Slap hot iron to it until the internal temperature is 145 degrees F (some fish, like halibut, are done at 130-135), and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2021 05:31 PM (a3Q+t)

211
That's it in a nutshell -- our crappy refrigerator/freezers don't get cold and dry enough.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 05:31 PM (4KqRl)

212 Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 05:28 PM (e1mwr)

Just putting it in the fridge can make it last twice as long. I don't eat a lot of bread all the time so it goes bad to me quickly. So I started freezing it but then you have to thaw it and it can get mushy.

So I tried just refrigeration and that worked. One thing; Like milk don't mess with it too much. Get what you want and wrap it back up cause it's partly YOU that's supplying the bacteria that makes it go bad.

Found out why Mom's always get mad when the boys drink out of the container; the milk goes bad faster. Back wash I guess.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:31 PM (aayoh)

213 Good news, everybody! The border crisis is practically solved!

The Hill
@thehill
.@VP Kamala Harris: "What I saw depicted about those individuals on horseback treating human beings the way they were is horrible. I fully support what is happening right now, which is a thorough investigation."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 05:18 PM (d9FiS)

And no one has asked her what the F she's been doing since being appointed The One In Charge Of The Border? They create a problem, complain about the problem, and then blame the people for pointing out the problem is getting bigger. Right in our faces.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 21, 2021 05:23 PM (nWxPx)
***********
She needs to be mocked mercilessly. Maybe they'll create a chant to yell at football games just for her.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2021 05:31 PM (NpAcC)

214 https://tinyurl.com/fsmrmpxc


Just because.


RJD

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 21, 2021 05:32 PM (cknjq)

215 thathalfrican, when in doubt throw it out. Not worth getting food poisoning.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2021 05:32 PM (310Aw)

216 First showing in over a week tomorrow. C'mon, buy this fucking house!
------------
Realtor of my parents house had photos online that people could use their phone to scan from the handout. That way they didn't have to go through making an appointment for a walk through.

Posted by: dartist at September 21, 2021 05:32 PM (+ya+t)

217 Ben & Jerry's Unveils Defund The Police Flavored Ice Cream

-
Everything But Blueberry and Vanilla Surprise!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 05:32 PM (d9FiS)

218 206 So did Israel really say they might remove their Ambassador to the US ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2021 05:30 PM (8nD9v)

Really? Wow. Did the French Amb ever come back?

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2021 05:32 PM (hV9ir)

219 Remember in The Odd Couple when Jack says to Felix that he can have the brown sandwiches or the green sandwiches.

What's the green?

It's either very new cheese or very old meat.

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:32 PM (AwPyG)

220 redridinghood: we can't yell "F Kamala" because she would enjoy that too much.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)

221 FUCK JOE BIDEN and KAMALA FUCKS.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2021 05:32 PM (310Aw)

222 154 ace: in fairness, NOBODY can take their eyes off your penis... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 21, 2021 05:20 PM (L2ZTs)


Is this a little TMI?

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 05:33 PM (mbFEM)

223 Back in the day, the pizza joints in the local college town kept a chalkboard tally of pitchers of beer drank (drunk?) by each fraternity.

Probably couldn't do that, nowadays.
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM


Probably depends on where you are.

https://tinyurl.com/sv47meax

Posted by: Bert G at September 21, 2021 05:33 PM (UhON+)

224
Next time you go to Costco or your local supermarket, look at the thermometers in their freezers. Their freezers get proper cold, that's why you don't see frost on the stuff you buy from the store.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 21, 2021 05:33 PM (4KqRl)

225 23 I guess biden was giving away the store at the UN today...
Posted by: It's me donna
____________

Well he's giving away our country to third-world invaders, so at least he's consistent.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2021 05:33 PM (k4dH2)

226 204 Reavers?
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 05:29 PM (QFVV9)

Not ones for kidnapping or slavery, really.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Right. Forgot about that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2021 05:34 PM (QFVV9)

227 Defund de fun police.

Posted by: London Breed at September 21, 2021 05:34 PM (310Aw)

228 That's it in a nutshell -- our crappy refrigerator/freezers don't get cold and dry enough.

Posted by: Soothsayer



Gotta buy a big freezer soon...cider pressing coming up and the pigs have a date with little white packaging.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 05:34 PM (r1z5A)

229 BP horsey "outrage!" is the perfect follow-on idiocy to the "kids in cages!" "outrage". Both, utterly ridiculous. BP has used horses since the agency was established, duh, in remote/roadless areas. Duh. And everyone/every creature that is detained or in custody in some way has, duh, wires or fences or bars or walls that keep them there. Duh.

The redundant confirmations of the ignorance, and stupidity, of a working/destructive portion of the American people keep piling up, and it won't stop.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 05:34 PM (OTzUX)

230 The Squad told Nancy the price of their votes on the infrastructure bill was removing $1B in funding for Iron Dome in Israel. Nancy said "Done!"

That's why Israel is considering calling back their ambassador.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 05:35 PM (mbFEM)

231 I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?
Posted by: thathalfrican
===
If it's frozen still, it's good for months if not years. If you've unfrozen it, you're on the edge. And not the good side of the edge.

Posted by: From that time at September 21, 2021 05:35 PM (4780s)

232 >>> What an eerie photo. When I walk around the room, I feel like his eyes are following my penis wherever it goes.

Posted by: Ace at 05:46 PM

Well I don't have a penis, but yeah that picture is creepy as hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 21, 2021 04:50 PM (Ez6QX)


I guess I just skimmed over that at the end. I didn't catch the penis bit first read. LOL!

Posted by: banana Dream at September 21, 2021 05:35 PM (O/2Wz)

233 You check expiration dates? What the heck is wrong with you?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (mD/uy)

No doubt, checking the color is more accurate.

Posted by: WeBoned! at September 21, 2021 05:36 PM (8k7U7)

234 Where are all my favorite nattering nabobs of negativity now that Durham has successfully indicted Michael Sussmann of Perkins Coie with a 27-page detailed document laying out a massive conspiracy, Marc Elias (also of Perkins Coie) left the firm a few weeks ago along with 10 of his co-conspirators, Andrew Weissman has left Jenner & Block which he was at for less than a year, and now Rodney Joffee has suddenly been removed from the Neustar website?

Do you think maybe all of them wanted to spend more time with their families or do you think "something's happening?"

'Cause if you ask me, something's happening.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2021 05:36 PM (+ZGEx)

235 Just putting it in the fridge can make it last twice as long. I don't eat a lot of bread all the time so it goes bad to me quickly. So I started freezing it but then you have to thaw it and it can get mushy.

So I tried just refrigeration and that worked. One thing; Like milk don't mess with it too much. Get what you want and wrap it back up cause it's partly YOU that's supplying the bacteria that makes it go bad.

Found out why Mom's always get mad when the boys drink out of the container; the milk goes bad faster. Back wash I guess.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:31 PM (aayoh)

I can't vouch for this but I accept your idea and will look into it. The bakery guys told me to freeze it. You can take a slice of frozen, sliced bread,high end bread,and cook it in about ten more seconds that the unfrozen stuff. I could see if it was a huge loaf you have to cut being a problem.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 05:37 PM (e1mwr)

236 Their freezers get proper cold, that's why you don't see frost on the stuff you buy from the store.
Posted by: Soothsayer
**
Unless you go to my local store, where they take out a pallet of ice cream, leave it in the freezer aisle, then go on lunch break. Makes me nuts.

Posted by: squeakywheel at September 21, 2021 05:37 PM (NXy9v)

237 thathalfrican, when in doubt throw it out. Not worth getting food poisoning.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 21, 2021 05:32 PM (310Aw)

Ah, the halcyon days of college - eating un-refrigerated 4 day old pizza. Those days are long gone.

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2021 05:37 PM (gmo/4)

238 btw, regarding pizza I have never seen a legit option to store it. The web taught me the best way to reheat pizza was on a super low heat griddle, covered with tin foil. The key with pizza is it starts losing moisture right after it comes out. When you reheat it, you want to retain as much moisture as possible. The problem is you can't add it, you can only retain what little is left.

Posted by: quint at September 21, 2021 05:37 PM (e1mwr)

239 Every thread's a food thread!

Posted by: That guy who always says... at September 21, 2021 05:38 PM (Xrfse)

240 She needs to be mocked mercilessly. Maybe they'll create a chant to yell at football games just for her.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2021 05:31 PM (NpAcC)

"SUCK IT HARRIS"?

"BLOW ME KAMALA"?

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:38 PM (aayoh)

241 @VP Kamala Harris: "What I saw depicted about those individuals on horseback treating human beings the way they were is horrible. I fully support what is happening right now, which is a thorough investigation."
=======================
Shorter: Kamel-ah calls for investigation into Biden administration's handling of the border crisis.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 21, 2021 05:38 PM (7Fj9P)

242 'Cause if you ask me, something's happening.
Posted by: IrishEi


Yep, shredders are running overtime, and the purchase of bleach bit has gone through the roof.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2021 05:38 PM (r1z5A)

243 Ladies and gentlemen the potato of the United states. And his little minions yelling let's go let's go guys. I'm sure some felt mis-appropriated sexually.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 21, 2021 05:39 PM (ytSiK)

244 IrishEi, don't forget the bomb dropped on Jake Sullivan.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 05:39 PM (hEEp7)

245 I know I have comments in January with the Leftists taking over Israel was fked, they would let the Muslims run rampant

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 05:39 PM (2JoB8)

246 87 Back in the day, the pizza joints in the local college town kept a chalkboard tally of pitchers of beer drank (drunk?) by each fraternity.

Probably couldn't do that, nowadays.
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:26 PM (AwPyG)

Awwww.... drunk sailor memories. Tidewater Community College had a bar near it (Norfolk VA), that had a Penny Pitcher Night. $5 cover then 1 cent per pitcher.... with lots of drunk College Girls.

Good times.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 05:28 PM
Back when my drinking buddy and I was both EO1s, we'd start out with a pitcher and 2 glasses, then our own pitcher and glass, and finally drinking straight from our individual pitchers.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 05:39 PM (0OP+5)

247 If 42 mil. is indeed the figure, that is mind-blowing. Talk about a sinking ship, there's the proof.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 21, 2021 05:31 PM (Xrfse)


via NPR --

Aug 16, 2021 The average benefits for people in the SNAP program will rise more than 25% above pre-pandemic levels. The increase begins in October, available immediately and indefinitely to 42 million people.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2021 05:39 PM (F0YaR)

248 229 BP horsey "outrage!" is the perfect follow-on idiocy to the "kids in cages!" "outrage". Both, utterly ridiculous. BP has used horses since the agency was established, duh, in remote/roadless areas. Duh.
____________

It's more media-created bullshit.

They print a photo of a BP agent on a horse, holding the reins (which the media incorrectly call "a whip") while spinning them. BP agents are trained to spin their reins to keep the illegals from getting too close to the horses. The still photo makes it look like the agent is about to hit the illegal with the reins, but if you watch the video, the illegal never gets hit. The agent is just spinning the reins. So it's a lot of hand-wringing and wailing and moaning by idiot leftist politicians, who as usual don't have a f*cking clue what is going on or what they're talking about.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2021 05:39 PM (k4dH2)

249 Kamala Blows! would be the obvious choice for a chant.

But, she's kind of a nuthin' even within the Biden administration. Wait till she's Chief Puppet then the chants for her will start.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2021 05:39 PM (Xo5lP)

250 @234 maybe they needed to clear their schedules to be paid contributors to CNN and MSNBC?

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 05:39 PM (mbFEM)

251 Look at all the fools in the Biden pic wearing masks.

The stoopid, it burns.

The last picture of that fag sodomite Lewis fella. He has yella teeth. Gay, yella toothed and wanting George Will's dick in yo ass is no way to go thru life Matt.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2021 05:40 PM (R/m4+)

252 Some Rat, Ben Had

Yes indeedy. And damn, I forgot about Jake. Wish we had an edit button!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2021 05:41 PM (+ZGEx)

253 @234

I dunno. I mentioned last thread that it seems clear from the indictment that the attorney client privilege has been breached between Clintons, CIA, Alphabet (google) and Perkins Coie.

So; either the bad guys have orchestrated Sussman to be the fall guy, or the judge has found credible evidence of a conspiracy to defraud the court, which is one of the reasons to breach the privilege.

But note that the judge is married to Lisa Page's lawyer.

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:41 PM (AwPyG)

254 Quick hits.

US does not mention the murderous perpetrators - the Iranian intelligence service - in noting anniversary of US Embassy bombing in Beirut.

Suicide bomber who murdered 182 at Kabul airport (did you know 169 Afghans were murdered?) was ..... released from Bagram prison not long before his operation.

But man, and I have to emphasize this - those mid-terms!

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 05:41 PM (OTzUX)

255 Horde. I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?

******

Yeah. Just slap some hot iron to it.

Posted by: Horde-sourced food advice at September 21, 2021 05:42 PM (Xwt96)

256 'Cause if you ask me, something's happening.
============================
Jack Cashill's piece at American Thinker. Really, really good read:
https://tinyurl.com/fwpbsyh4

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 21, 2021 05:42 PM (7Fj9P)

257 Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:31 PM (aayoh)

I can't vouch for this but I accept your idea and will look into it. The bakery guys told me to freeze it. You can take a slice of frozen, sliced bread,high end bread,and cook it in about ten more seconds that the unfrozen stuff. I could see if it was a huge loaf you have to cut being a problem.

Posted by: quint
====
From freezer to toast is practically indistinguishable from fresh. I make my own oatmeal bread in two loaf batches, slice and freeze one, eat the other fresh. Then by slice from freezer to toaster. Works fine.

Posted by: From that time at September 21, 2021 05:42 PM (4780s)

258 >>> 234
.....
'Cause if you ask me, something's happening.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2021 05:36 PM (+ZGEx)

???

I think the "something" may not be sufficient to fix the massive problems seen in our bloated, corrupt and evil feralgov.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 21, 2021 05:42 PM (ACi07)

259 But note that the judge is married to Lisa Page's lawyer.
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:41 PM (AwPyG)


The officiant at the wedding? One Merrick Garland.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 05:43 PM (mbFEM)

260 eating un-refrigerated 4 day old pizza. Those days are long gone.

Posted by: Archer

What can go bad on pizza?

My wife has the ouchiest stomach known to man. I can eat anything.

The poor woman sniffs any food item, even just from the store, that comes out of the fridge.

Disgusting!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2021 05:43 PM (mD/uy)

261 Interesting that the CEO of American Airlines had come out publicly against vaccine mandates to fly today. I think Delta and Southwest already have.

You can see that the narrative is collapsing; to me the "tell" was when it seemed almost overnight there were no more people in commercials wearing masks.

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:44 PM (AwPyG)

262 Trivial Pursuer, all correct. I just wanted to make the equation of the equally idiotic and slanderous "children in cages!" nonsense and the "Cossacks mowing down poor migrants!" nonsense.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 05:45 PM (OTzUX)

263 All of government is one incest nest

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 05:45 PM (2JoB8)

264 I understand tensions are running high, however we must respect the comity of the institutions enshrined in the Constitution between the Executive, Legislative and Judicial branches of government. Thus, in my opinion, President Biden has acted appropriately and within the bounds of his legal authority. Any subversion by members of Congress will be dealt with with the harshest of penalties and the public would be well advised to stand down and let Congress do the work of the people.

Posted by: A Turtle Named Mitch at September 21, 2021 05:47 PM (BFigT)

265 Horde. I got some frozen fish. Best used by date was the ninth of this month. Can I still eat it?
---------------
Thaw it in the fridge and smell it. I'd bet it's good.

Posted by: dartist at September 21, 2021 05:47 PM (+ya+t)

266 >> Interesting that the CEO of American Airlines had come out publicly against vaccine mandates to fly today. I think Delta and Southwest already have.


Maybe they should check in w/their flight attendants -- they are mask absolutists to the point of taking joy in harassing travelers for the slightest slip off the nose.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2021 05:47 PM (ewXOW)

267 Kamala's solution:

Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 21, 2021 05:47 PM (d9FiS)

268 You can see that the narrative is collapsing; to me the "tell" was when it seemed almost overnight there were no more people in commercials wearing masks.
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:44 PM (AwPyG)

When they did not exempt people who already recovered from having the Vids from the Vaccine Mandate, it was a bridge too far for many.

It meant it was not about medical science, but about political science.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 05:47 PM (oHd/0)

269 IrishEi, a good friend just enlightened me about Joffee. Thank you for bringing this up.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 05:48 PM (hEEp7)

270 KAMA, KAMA, KAMA KAMA BLOW ME

(to the rhythm of Karma Chameleon)

Posted by: jakee308 at September 21, 2021 05:48 PM (aayoh)

271 Somebody wake me up when the Haitian team-roping event starts.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 05:48 PM (Xwt96)

272 Hi artemis:

Read this excellent post by former fed prosecutor which explains how the attorney client privilege battle was waged and why Perkins Coie gave in:

https://shipwreckedcrew.substack.com
/p/the-sussmann-indictment-reads-like

Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2021 05:49 PM (+ZGEx)

273 262 Trivial Pursuer, all correct. I just wanted to make the equation of the equally idiotic and slanderous "children in cages!" nonsense and the "Cossacks mowing down poor migrants!" nonsense.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 05:45 PM (OTzUX)

Hmmm.... perhaps.... Border Patrol needs a Winged Hussar Division?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 05:49 PM (oHd/0)

274 Something's happening, for sure - we've been discussing them right here. All bad, all completely avoidable, all a result of Trump's removal.

It's cute and nice that some be finally indicted. I stayed completely out of the idiotic flame wars here about the topic, since I knew there was no way to know the future about such things.

But Trump was removed, there is nothing that can be done to change the entire collection of ridiculous (and criminal) actions done that were a factor in reducing his ability to have a positive impact even in his one term.

Oh - and the cretinous MSM is now admitting the outlandish corruption evidence on Hunter's laptop is legit - which anyone with an IQ over 80 realized from the start. That too, will change nothing.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at September 21, 2021 05:49 PM (OTzUX)

275 @272

Thanks so much!

But the players seem mighty swampy. We'll hope for the best

Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:50 PM (AwPyG)

276 But note that the judge is married to Lisa Page's lawyer.
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:41 PM (AwPyG)

The officiant at the wedding? One Merrick Garland.
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 05:43 PM (mbFEM)

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I envision D.C. has a giant, monstrous, incestuous, continual orgy -- imagine "Eyes White Shut" (or the coming sequel with a transgendered Matt K. Lewis as the lead, "Eyes Wide Apart") on steroids and cocaine ... but mostly cocaine.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 21, 2021 05:50 PM (O5M9T)

277 Exercise immediately after COVID and after the VAX can kill. Take a couple of days off. It may be linked to other problems but it has happened enough to be noticed.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 21, 2021 05:51 PM (nLrWw)

278 I think the "something" may not be sufficient to fix the massive problems seen in our bloated, corrupt and evil feralgov.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 21, 2021 05:42 PM (ACi07)
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Gotta start somewhere.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2021 05:52 PM (+ZGEx)

279 That photo of Matt Lewis makes feel good because it means I no longer have the biggest combover.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 21, 2021 05:53 PM (W+kMI)

280 271 Somebody wake me up when the Haitian team-roping event starts.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 05:48 PM (Xwt96)

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"I bless the reins down in Africa ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 21, 2021 05:53 PM (O5M9T)

281 IrishEi, a good friend just enlightened me about Joffee. Thank you for bringing this up.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 05:48 PM (hEEp7)
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Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2021 05:54 PM (+ZGEx)

282 Interesting that the CEO of American Airlines had come out publicly against vaccine mandates to fly today. I think Delta and Southwest already have.

You can see that the narrative is collapsing; to me the "tell" was when it seemed almost overnight there were no more people in commercials wearing masks.
Posted by: artemis at September 21, 2021 05:44 PM (AwPyG)
......

Please please please Hawaiian Air next! And soon! I'm getting vax on Thursday so i can travel in November.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

283 47 Fertilizer prices are rising, the urea they use comes from chyna and is increasingly harder to get. Decreased fertilization. decreased crop production.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 04:56 PM (hEEp7)

Yeah, CF Holdings, a gigantic nitrogen plant in LA was knocked offline due to some hurricane down there.

Posted by: Clutch at September 21, 2021 05:55 PM (9UmRs)

284 My wife freaks over the best by date and the sell by dates on food.


I have an iron stomach for the most part. I think the military did that for me.

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2021 05:56 PM (gmo/4)

285 https://townhall.com/psaki confirms border patrol agents are under investigation for protecting america

More Garland political prisoners?

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 05:56 PM (2JoB8)

286 When I walk around the room, I feel like his eyes are following my penis wherever it goes.
........

Hey... dude! I'm up here!
*points two fingers back at his eyes*

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

287 Back when my drinking buddy and I was both EO1s, we'd start out with a pitcher and 2 glasses, then our own pitcher and glass, and finally drinking straight from our individual pitchers.
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2021 05:39 PM

Bring a pitcher of beer every 10 minutes until someone passes out...then bring one every 15 minutes.

Posted by: Thornton Melon at September 21, 2021 05:59 PM (rBtIz)

288 Speaking of inflation, just went to by 4lb pack of Costco bacon. I'm pretty sure a year ago it was in the $12 range. Now it's $22! Wife and I decided we'll have to live on hotdogs and eggs for breakfast until we get out of this nightmare.

Posted by: stuckInCalifornia at September 21, 2021 06:00 PM (a74KK)

289 @287 the proper measures are 7 and 10.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 06:00 PM (mbFEM)

290 280 271 Somebody wake me up when the Haitian team-roping event starts.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 05:48 PM (Xwt96)


"I bless the reins down in Africa ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 21, 2021 05:53 PM (O5M9T)

But it never reins in California.... it pours...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2021 06:00 PM (oHd/0)

291 CPI underestimated the rise in food prices. Compared to 2019 the increase is 10% across the board, 20% in beef and pork, and I shudder to think what they might have been if we didn't have the Trump administration flattening the cost of living curve for 3 years after Obummer. This is the sort of thing that is much crueler on the lower half of America at the store, 'cause I guarantee you Kroger and Meijer and Wal-Mart don't change their prices on the poor side of town.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 21, 2021 06:01 PM (W+kMI)

292 So what state is going to get the 15,000 Haitians?

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 06:02 PM (2JoB8)

293 Somebody wake me up when the Haitian team-roping event starts.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2021 05:48 PM (Xwt96)
.......

Will there be branding?

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

294 When I get 2 comments in 10, We are willowed

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2021 06:03 PM (2JoB8)

295 @287 the proper measures are 7 and 10.
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 06:00 PM

To be fair, he never drank at the firstie club.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2021 06:03 PM (rBtIz)

296 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (jDHSU) at September 21, 2021 06:03 PM (jDHSU)

297 Will there be branding?
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2021 06:02 PM

Only if they retain dumb fuck fraternities.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2021 06:04 PM (rBtIz)

298 >>When I walk around the room, I feel like his eyes are following my penis wherever it goes.

Penis envy - Freud was on to Matt long before he was even born, apparently.

Posted by: Boswell at September 21, 2021 06:04 PM (5iUNf)

299 To be fair, he never drank at the firstie club.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2021 06:03 PM (rBtIz)


Can't tell you how many times I used that line there.

Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 06:04 PM (mbFEM)

300 Half hitch and a hooey and that Haitian ain't goin anywhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2021 06:04 PM (hEEp7)

301 That was "join certain", not "retain".

Stoopid phone.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2021 06:05 PM (rBtIz)

302 Can't tell you how many times I used that line there.
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2021 06:04 PM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2021 06:06 PM (rBtIz)

303 241 @VP Kamala Harris: "What I saw depicted about those individuals on horseback treating human beings the way they were is horrible. I fully support what is happening right now, which is a thorough investigation."
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Shorter: Kamel-ah calls for investigation into Biden administration's handling of the border crisis.
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I still have $5 says the drooling dotard is gone by Xmas. He's been installed in despite of Trump, and let things all go to Hell, as expected and planned. However, his warranty has long expired, so it's time for the Stunning And Brave Womyn Of Color to take over.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 21, 2021 06:08 PM (W+kMI)

304 JFC, did y'all know that there is a 'problem solvers caucus'? Jr. High Key Club nidjuts. Oh, but suits and ties, ftw. Posing posers being useless.

Posted by: micky at September 21, 2021 06:12 PM (3byMq)

305 I still have $5 says the drooling dotard is gone by Xmas. He's been installed in despite of Trump, and let things all go to Hell, as expected and planned.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 21, 2021 06:08 PM (W+kMI)

Plan? What plan? These people are just as incompetent and stupid as you see them on your TV every night. Punchy is every bit the vegetable you see him to be, Pippi Long-saki is every bit the Emo imbecile talking to herself at the WH cafeteria lunch table that you suspect she does, Sullivan challenges Kirby at Fortnite on the WH computers during his lunch break and Milley is lost most days watching that Motorcycle Diaries masturbation over Che...watch you are seeing is what it is...these people aren't imbued with the natural human intelligence thought processes most sentient humans find necessary to hid their idiocy...

Posted by: Boswell at September 21, 2021 06:19 PM (5iUNf)

306 God bless you ACV, you will truly be missed...

Posted by: Big JiLm at September 22, 2021 08:02 PM (QnLni)

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