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Saturday Morning Coffee Break
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Oh FFS!
IF a hot cup of coffee is the first thing you reach for once you roll out of bed in the morning, then you might want to think again. For most of us, it's what gives us the energy we need to get through the day, but a doctor warns we should NEVER drink it first thing.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)I don't take any medical advice unless Facebook and Twitter approves of it first.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 08:01 AM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 08:02 AM (xopIz)
What if it is covfefe left over in an insulated mug from the previous day? Is it OK then?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 08:03 AM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2021 08:04 AM (Kd5Vh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:04 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 08:04 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 08:05 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 08:06 AM (2JoB8)
Never Let a Crisis Go To Waste: before social media can weigh in on it, word should spread that sulfur dioxide gas kills the CoViD. Its best to go outside and breath deeply through the nostrils to get the therapy deep into the respiratory system.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 08:06 AM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 08:03 AM (+LCoQ)
Mine is like a good sourdough. It always has a little left from the previous day, so there are coffee molecules in there from the mother cup 20 years ago.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:06 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 08:06 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 08:07 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: zmdavid at September 25, 2021 07:37 AM (xqRaG)
I get shampoo up my nose on a regular basis when showering. I have yet to get a brain-eating amoeba.
Or maybe that's just what the brain-eating amoebae want me to think.
(Side note... is it amoeba/amoebae or amoebum/amoeba?Now i've said the word "amoeba" too many times and it's stopped being a word in my head. Or maybe that's just what the brain-eating amoebases wanted me to do....)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 07:40 AM (6FeV1)
The brain amoebas just want to eat your yummy yummy cerebellum, on the other hand.
If you own cats, there's a good chance that the parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, is at least influencing your behavior.
And interestingly, there's some research out there indicating that your gut flora may have an effect on brain development and general neural function. Who knows? But, since I've read some of that I've wondered if a lot of the "increase" in autism is due to parents feeding their kiddos some crazy "all-natural" yoghurt contaminated with some pathologic bacter too early an age
Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2021 08:08 AM (5NkmN)
I have ideas about what to do with my time going forward. I'm going to obtain a list of registered voters in my neighborhood and start quietly organizing.
WBU?
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at September 25, 2021 08:08 AM (Fxvzm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:09 AM (mdgQ7)
My Go To: English muffin with 2 slices of Canadian bacon, three of regular bacon, a layer of "Flamin Jack" cheese, an egg and jalape`no slices (preferred fresh over pickled).
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 08:09 AM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2021 08:09 AM (nfrXX)
https://helminthictherapywiki.org/
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at September 25, 2021 08:10 AM (Fxvzm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 08:11 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2021 08:11 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 08:11 AM (ACi07)
I quietly compiled a similar list during campaign season, but for completely different reasons.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 08:11 AM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:11 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:12 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 08:14 AM (2JoB8)
So last week I was teaching from a book that had the line I was broker than the Ten Commandments and I asked my students what that was alluding to. One of them said People are breakin them all the time! Lyin, stealing, killin.
I may have laughed.
Posted by: Jmel at September 25, 2021 08:14 AM (bVhJi)
Cup at a time drip filter holder. Perfect cup every time , regardless of boiling water over fire, in a microwave, or otherwise.
Posted by: flounder at September 25, 2021 08:15 AM (KnJdm)
https://helminthictherapywiki.org/
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at September 25, 2021 08:10 AM (Fxvzm)
Is this the thing where you infect yourself with intestinal parasite to keep your immune system too busy to give you allergies?
Is so, I'm helminthic curious, but not sure how safe it is?
How'd it go for you?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2021 08:15 AM (5NkmN)
First thing I reach for is a smoke, so kiss my ass doc.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2021 08:15 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2021 08:15 AM (a3Q+t)
21 Horde, what's your favorite non-electric coffee brewer: Moka pot, French press, that blue pot you put over a campfire, something else?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 08:11 AM (ACi07)
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I've been using an AeroPress for about 6 years now.
Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at September 25, 2021 08:16 AM (ezUat)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2021 08:17 AM (a3Q+t)
Then coffee.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2021 08:17 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2021 08:17 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2021 08:18 AM (VwHCD)
https://bit.ly/3i8LEwh
Cetrizine is otherwise known as Zyrtec. Loratadine is otherwise known as Claritin. Dexchlorpheniramine is not often-used in the US anymore, but it used to be. The other two core drugs were Azithromycin and Levofloxacin, both common antibiotics with the first being the infamous "Zpak" from the HCQ+Zinc+Zpak combination that a fraudulent study was used to discredit. Both of the first two antihistamines are available over the counter in most nations including the United States. The dosing they used is twice that on the label. The two antibiotics are both available anywhere for little money.
All of our patients evolved satisfactorily and were recovered at the beginning of June. No adverse effects were recorded in any patient and no one required hospital admission. At the end of June, 100% of the residents and almost half of the workers had positive serology for COVID-19, most of them with past infection. Not one adverse event occurred among these residents and staff and no hospitalizations were necessary either.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 25, 2021 08:19 AM (Do5/p)
hmm, OK, if they say so.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2021 08:19 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:20 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 25, 2021 08:20 AM (Z/jzm)
Symbiotic organisms. Without them, our immune systems attack our bodies.
I've re-upped my colony twice since 2014. No ill effects, all positive. Even allayed some arthritis I didn't know I had.
The studies at the link confirm the science. A Facebook group for users abounds with anecdotes.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at September 25, 2021 08:20 AM (Fxvzm)
Posted by: StewBurner at September 25, 2021 08:20 AM (Guh8+)
Then coffee.
Keeps you regular.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2021 08:20 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 25, 2021 08:20 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2021 08:17 AM
Since their horses have been taken away, the strategic coconut supply has been diverted to the Border Patrol so they can make cloppy sounds.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2021 08:21 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 08:21 AM (VSn/R)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 08:21 AM
Hair of the dog, hair of the dog.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 25, 2021 08:22 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2021 08:22 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 08:22 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: 4thewin at September 25, 2021 08:22 AM (Oq5a2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2021 08:21 AM (a3Q+t)
Dang it. Guess I'll have to stick with the glazed sour cream....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2021 08:22 AM (7bRMQ)
I use a single-cup pour-over but I do use an electric induction kettle to heat the water. Now that I think about it, that's really no different from a Mr. Coffee, is it?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2021 08:23 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: SSBN at September 25, 2021 08:23 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2021 08:24 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 08:24 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 08:24 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 08:21 AM
It's five o'clock somewhere.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2021 08:25 AM (a3Q+t)
Symbiotic organisms. Without them, our immune systems attack our bodies.
I've re-upped my colony twice since 2014. No ill effects, all positive. Even allayed some arthritis I didn't know I had.
The studies at the link confirm the science. A Facebook group for users abounds with anecdotes.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at September 25, 2021 08:20 AM (Fxvzm)
Thanks for the link. I'll check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2021 08:25 AM (5NkmN)
Oh Lord, I loved the cherry fritters.
Apple fritter was the next best thing.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 08:26 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: Theo at September 25, 2021 08:26 AM (LkCx0)
For most of us, it's what gives us the energy we need to get through the day, but a doctor warns we should NEVER drink it first thing.
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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe. - Lord Salisbury
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 08:27 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 08:27 AM (xopIz)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 08:24 AM (xopIz)
Good point. But they can be restored quickly.
I would theorize that my 3-day encounter with Wuhan Flu was mercifully mild thanks to hookworms taming my immune system.
No immune overreaction nor flood of fluid to the lungs, no shortage of breath.
Similarly, cold symptoms only last about 24 hours for me now. They used to drag on for a week.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at September 25, 2021 08:27 AM (Fxvzm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 08:24 AM (/U27+)
Hadrian, I think you misspelled "beer"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 25, 2021 08:28 AM (VSn/R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:20 AM
Impressive!
Posted by: SSBN at September 25, 2021 08:23 AM
Yes, except all he has now is his net.
Posted by: Myrmidon at September 25, 2021 08:29 AM (fSbLC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2021 08:30 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 25, 2021 08:30 AM (xopIz)
Eh, it sounds like they threw a bunch of crap at the wall to see what would stick. Probably the high dose steroids more than any of that other stuff.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:31 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Ariana Grande at September 25, 2021 08:31 AM (a3Q+t)
I think you misspelled "beer"!
You mean Bourbon, right? I thought you said Bourbon.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2021 08:30 AM (BFigT)
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I don't drink, not because of any objection but because I can't stand the taste of alcohol.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 08:32 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 08:33 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 08:33 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Ana Navarro at September 25, 2021 08:33 AM (jvt6t)
Donut shop purchases: blueberry glazed for Her Majesty (and Delilah), plain cake or sausage kolaches for me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 08:33 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 08:34 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2021 08:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 08:35 AM (jvt6t)
https://youtu.be/SEEwAvlJOcI
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:35 AM (mdgQ7)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
If you just look at #16 it's worth it, but lots of other good ones
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 08:35 AM (2JoB8)
We can't say much yet, and I don't mean to sound cryptic, but we've come upon some last-minute evidence that could blow this whole case open in Kyle's favor."
... they raised $2M for a cash bail, and are still raising money. Certainly Kyle deserves it, and it is an important fight ... but those lawyers are doing quite well. Slow justice, or injustice.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2021 08:35 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 08:36 AM (ju2Fy)
*****
Catchy saying, but would he steak his life on it?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 08:37 AM (Xwt96)
Interesting. I hadn't heard about antihistamines. I have read that doxycycline is more effective than Z-pak at stopping cytokine storms, and when used in conjunction with Ivermectin is most effective.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2021 08:37 AM (J5gTp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2021 08:37 AM (EZebt)
Is that a pump in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Zombie Mae West at September 25, 2021 08:37 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Reuben
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I've replaced my primary care guy with Dr. Google.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 08:38 AM (WD9ZA)
Catchy saying, but would he steak his life on it?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 08:37 AM (Xwt96)
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You got a beef with it?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 08:38 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 08:38 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Reuben
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I've replaced my primary care guy with Dr. Google.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 08:38 AM (WD9ZA)
I go to Web, MD.....I am dying from literally everything.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 08:39 AM (jvt6t)
*******
Ow! Right in both eyes! And the bridge of my nose!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 08:34 AM
Thank goodness it wasn't a BB gun.
Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at September 25, 2021 08:39 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 25, 2021 08:40 AM (T1fV4)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 08:40 AM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2021 08:37 AM (EZebt)
Hey! Whadda trying to do, cut in on our cash flow!!!!????
Posted by: Planned Murderhood at September 25, 2021 08:41 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:35 AM (mdgQ7)
It takes many people, including the medical establishments, time to process new ideas. To avoid learning new things, they often belittle or make fun of what they do not take time to understand.
In the meantime, other people suffer.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at September 25, 2021 08:42 AM (Fxvzm)
Yet another rainy day here. Eh, I don't mind a lazy morning sipping coffee in muh robe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 08:42 AM (Dc2NZ)
I go to Web, MD.....I am dying from literally everything.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 08:39 AM (jvt6t)
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Clickbait articles. I'm dying from 10 of the 6 signs of pancreatic cerebral hemorrhage thrombosis cancer. Number 1: morning wood.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 08:42 AM (/U27+)
__________
You got a beef with it?
I got a bone to pick. Nah, just ribbing ya.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2021 08:43 AM (nfrXX)
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Coming soon to late-night, bottom-feeder lawyer commercials:
"Have you used a Smith-Nephew Pico 7 Negative Pressure Wound Vac? If so call us at Medical Justice. You may be entitled to compensation. Call NOW!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 08:43 AM (L47aO)
__________
You got a beef with it?
I got a bone to pick. Nah, just ribbing ya.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2021 08:43 AM (nfrXX)
Catchy sayings are a rare thing.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 08:44 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:31 AM
Yeah, that's what doctors do when they genuinely want to treat and cure someone. And they found a 100% successful treatment. Along with HCQ ZPac, Ivermectin and monoclonal antibodies successful treatments used all over the world.
The USA is THE ONLY country in the world where the entire government, media and "healthcare" community is outright lying about and banning successful treatments for SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19. The. only. one. Every other country's "healthcare" system is doing everything they can to find successful treatments.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 25, 2021 08:44 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2021 08:37 AM (J5gTp)
It is often used prophylactically when entering regions with malaria or other similar infections.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 08:45 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: zmdavid at September 25, 2021 07:37 AM
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Yes it is. And distilled water is NOT necessarily free of microorganisms. If you insist on flooding your nasal cavity with water it needs to be freshly boiled. -- distilled or not
Posted by: Bigsmith at September 25, 2021 08:45 AM (G/mW5)
Dude. It was a funny Spaceballs clip.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:45 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 25, 2021 08:38 AM (flINI)
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Cannot get either around here.
I want a jelly donut from the Dunkin on Ave U in Brooklyn
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2021 08:46 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Zombie Mae West at September 25, 2021 08:37
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Don't think 3 inches would make you happy, Mae.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 08:46 AM (ju2Fy)
If you insist on flooding your nasal cavity with water it needs to be freshly boiled. -- distilled or not
Posted by: Bigsmith at September 25, 2021 08:45 AM (G/mW5)
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It's a good idea to wait until it's cooled down before use.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2021 08:46 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 25, 2021 08:44 AM (Do5/p)
orangeman bad
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 08:46 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 08:46 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jak Sucio
Just take some aspirin, drink ginger ale, and eat some Campbells Chicken Soup. You'll be fine.
Dr. Puddleglum
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 25, 2021 08:46 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2021 08:46 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 08:42 AM
And people wonder why this is my favorite place on the Net!
Posted by: Kurt E. at September 25, 2021 08:47 AM (a3Q+t)
Given the increases in the use of machine learning and artificial intelligence; radiology also has benefited from AI analysis of x-ray imaging, how long are we from taking photos of some lesion or skin abnormality, submitting it to Big Tech and in exchange for them using the data for nefarious purposes, the results are made known saving a trip to the dermatologist.
[thinking about this, I'm sure that this would be shut down after a couple days from all of the dick-pics received]
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 08:48 AM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:31 AM
Yeah, that's what doctors do when they genuinely want to treat and cure someone. And they found a 100% successful treatment. Along with HCQ ZPac, Ivermectin and monoclonal antibodies successful treatments used all over the world.
The USA is THE ONLY country in the world where the entire government, media and "healthcare" community is outright lying about and banning successful treatments for SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19. The. only. one. Every other country's "healthcare" system is doing everything they can to find successful treatments.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 25, 2021 08:44 AM (Do5/p)
Hasn't the Aussie gov banned imec (or has threatened doing so)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 08:48 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 08:46 AM (ju2Fy)
It's been a while......
Posted by: Zombie Mae West at September 25, 2021 08:48 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2021 08:48 AM (nfrXX)
https://youtu.be/SEEwAvlJOcI
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:35 AM (mdgQ7)
Well, if I could get singing parasites to provide my own soundtrack and turn my life into a musical...
I'm in!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2021 08:48 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:50 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2021 08:51 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:51 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 08:51 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2021 08:52 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Bigsmith at September 25, 2021 08:45 AM
Let's not be giving people ideas, eh, mate?
Posted by: Candiru at September 25, 2021 08:52 AM (a3Q+t)
It's weird NOT seeing a Latinx Person of Color labor leader/folklorist/astrophysicist being spotlighted.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 08:52 AM (Dc2NZ)
Campbells went Woke when they promoted the "I am your father" advertisement campaign.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 08:52 AM (+LCoQ)
https://youtu.be/SEEwAvlJOcI
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:35 AM (mdgQ7)
All I ever needed was ivermec? Fcking Weyland-Yutani asshoes!!
Posted by: Ellen Ripley at September 25, 2021 08:52 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Hadrian
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Ah. I heat Nettie-bottle water in the microwave. I complained once about having gotten it way too hot. The ever-amusing Mrs. H suggested, 'Use oven mitts.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 08:53 AM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 25, 2021 08:53 AM (T1fV4)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2021 08:54 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
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Haven't bought a can since.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 08:54 AM (WZ5i4)
Up on the hobby farm putting in 9 wildlife plots. Mow, plow, disk, fertilize, lime, seed and cover. On the tractor all day. Haul rocks out of seed beds (some too big to pick up without tractor bucket), sleep like the dead at night. I do love it and its tax deductible. Beautiful scenery. Deer watching me from the woods. FUCK IDIOT BIDEN!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 25, 2021 07:55 AM (cb/hk)
***
Put up a piece of plywood with JOE BIDEN CORN MAZE just off the road in front of the flat, bare field.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Haiti has no home here at September 25, 2021 08:54 AM (SfD1B)
What? Next you are going to tell me pre washed grocery store salad is not free of e coli.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:54 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2021 08:54 AM (NpAcC)
That's just gayer n hell.......
Posted by: West Virginia Food Critic at September 25, 2021 08:55 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Greta T. at September 25, 2021 08:55 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:55 AM (mdgQ7)
Norway Official: COVID-19 Can Now Be Compared to the Flu as Country Removes Pandemic Restrictions
https://bit.ly/3u9k4ng
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 08:56 AM (s4dNo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:55 AM (mdgQ7)
Pairs well with grits. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 08:56 AM (jvt6t)
President Trump talked about HCQ early in the Plandemic, I think April 2020. Immediately everyone in on the Plandemic in the USA called HCQ fish cleaner and scared people away from it. Ivermectin shown to be successful, same people called it "horse paste" to scare people away from it. Monoclonal antibodies shown successful, Biden Administration immediately regulates the distribution.
These people are evil.
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 25, 2021 08:56 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 25, 2021 08:56 AM (T1fV4)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2021 08:57 AM (5NkmN)
Campbells went Woke when they promoted the "I am your father" advertisement campaign.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Dr. Puddleglum suggests (insert brand here) Chicken Soup. You're welcome!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 25, 2021 08:57 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: West Virginia Food Critic at September 25, 2021 08:55 AM (jvt6t)
Oh, sure. Couldn't have one when I worked there.
Posted by: Shep! at September 25, 2021 08:58 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2021 08:24 AM
True! Power went out when I was in shower. Everything is off except for gas stove and water, which means coffee press time. Mmm.... coffee!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 25, 2021 08:58 AM (SP9pb)
https://youtu.be/SEEwAvlJOcI
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:35 AM (mdgQ7)
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I was wondering if John Hurt and Mel were poker buddies or something, forgetting that Hurt was in the Brook-produced "Elephant Man".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 08:59 AM (Dc2NZ)
Why the hell would steroids be contraindicated for a respiratory illness? My youngest had several rounds of dexamethasone as a young'un due to severe respiratory illness. Obviously not ideal, but it kept him alive and prevented further hospital visits. (RSV almost killed him.)
(First time a pharmacist ever said boo about a prescription was for budesonide for said youngest as a baby. He said it was a high dose for a baby his age, and I said, "He hasn't been able to breathe for months. What do you want me to do?" and he agreed and filled the scrip.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 25, 2021 09:00 AM (8548M)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2021 08:57 AM (5NkmN)
Dash my wigs. That's a terrible thing to say......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 09:01 AM (jvt6t)
******
Riiiiight! Just order up everything in the first 100 pages of the PDR if you're not sure. Bound to be something in there that works. Strap an onion on your belt while you're at it.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:01 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:02 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 25, 2021 09:04 AM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:01 AM (Xwt96)
It's coming back in style! I knew it would!
Posted by: Grampa Simpson at September 25, 2021 09:04 AM (WmVfO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:04 AM (3DjGn)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2021 09:05 AM (nfrXX)
Ha I do like a good chicken noodle when I am under the weather as I am today! I know a place makes it on the fly. They have broth steaming, then cook the noodles about 50%, and flash grill a chicken breast. It get assembled and delivered with a little parsley.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 09:05 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 09:06 AM (mdgQ7)
I did call the doc while they were symptomatic to ask about how to treat the two of them, and I asked if we should get a scrip for dexamethasone just to have it handy in case the youngest did get seriously sick, given his medical history. They said they hadn't noticed dexamethasone helping patients in the hospital. I said the idea was to keep him OUT of the hospital. They said it was no good. Which has got to be bullshit.
A month later, the doctor, knowing the 10yo had already had covid, recommended we get him the shot. My husband did ask about myocarditis and was told the virus would do the same thing.
We're looking for a new pediatrician.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 25, 2021 09:07 AM (8548M)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2021 09:05 AM (yrol0)
You get Pho Ga!! Add extra jalapenos! You go now!!
Posted by: Every Vietnamese Mom at September 25, 2021 09:07 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:07 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:04 AM (3DjGn)
Seriously???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 09:07 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Theodoric of York at September 25, 2021 09:08 AM (830x5)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2021 09:10 AM (Kd5Vh)
Oh, so they are recommending dog antibiotics, fishtank cleaner and horse paste?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 09:10 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:10 AM (3DjGn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2021 09:10 AM (Kd5Vh)
*moves closer to ringside*
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 09:11 AM (jvt6t)
A String and 2 Cans Blog.
I'm conducting experiments to see if i can add a third can.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 25, 2021 09:11 AM (T1fV4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 09:11 AM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Thorvald at September 25, 2021 09:11 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2021 09:11 AM (axyOa)
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There's no money in keeping people out of the hospital with ten cent generic medications.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:12 AM (3DjGn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 09:12 AM (mdgQ7)
Wait until they will start regulating and banning vitamin supplements that have proved of preventive and therapeutic value. They're "dangerous" and haven't been medically tested and approved, you know.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2021 09:13 AM (J5gTp)
https://tinyurl.com/rdh359ck
Cockwomble
I find this word acceptable for quite a few politicians
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:13 AM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/2sb52cs5
There are lots of these.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:10 AM (3DjGn)
Intersting; the article notes there is talk of a "controlled" rollout of imec treatment. So the SA gov wants its cut in the form of taxes, and/or they don't want people getting the real thing vs a placebo?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 09:13 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 09:14 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Thorvald at September 25, 2021 09:11 AM (a3Q+t)
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What did you do with her, Thorwald?
Posted by: L. B. "Jeff" Jeffries at September 25, 2021 09:14 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 09:15 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 09:14 AM (mdgQ7)
Don't forget us!
Posted by: AMA at September 25, 2021 09:15 AM (ACi07)
You have a meeting that will take 40 minutes to get there if you drive the speed limit.
You arrive in 25 minutes and insist you did not speed.
As proof, you say you never got a speeding ticket.
The audit confirms the trip would take 40 minutes and that you did not get a ticket.
The media is claiming that's proof you didn't speed.
Posted by: Lrrr at September 25, 2021 09:16 AM (TBKRq)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 09:13 AM (ACi07)
It's either that or a Winnie Necklace. Your choice.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 09:16 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 09:16 AM (2JoB8)
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It's a weird situation everywhere.
Down the rabbit hole you go:
https://tinyurl.com/n2s6kzr4
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:16 AM (3DjGn)
Until then they can fuck right off.
When's the plinking going to commence down under?
They seem to hire only the best with the authoritah trait.
Posted by: micky at September 25, 2021 09:16 AM (3byMq)
You have a meeting that will take 40 minutes to get there if you drive the speed limit.
You arrive in 25 minutes and insist you did not speed.
As proof, you say you never got a speeding ticket.
The audit confirms the trip would take 40 minutes and that you did not get a ticket.
The media is claiming that's proof you didn't speed.
Posted by: Lrrr at September 25, 2021 09:16 AM (TBKRq)
Right! See how we owned the Trumpers with Facts and Logic???
Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 25, 2021 09:17 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:17 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 25, 2021 09:11 AM (T1fV4)
Robot threeway??
Posted by: Bender at September 25, 2021 09:18 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:04 AM
WTF? They use ivermectin over there on a friggin daily basis for a host of parasite infections. Somebody is making $hit up.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 25, 2021 09:19 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: This... is XiNN at September 25, 2021 09:17 AM (ACi07)
Also, your car is racist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 09:19 AM (6FeV1)
*
It's a weird situation everywhere.
Down the rabbit hole you go:
https://tinyurl.com/n2s6kzr4
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:16 AM (3DjGn)
Heh, so basically SA is similar to the rest of the continent, where it's been used for decades as a dewormer and for things like Dengue fever, even OTC.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 09:20 AM (ACi07)
valleyvet.com still has 500ml ivermectin 1% in stock, $89 shipped
https://tinyurl.com/s57d6ex5
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 25, 2021 09:20 AM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 09:20 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 09:20 AM (ACi07)
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Yep. Recognized powerful anti-viral, and don't you dare try to use it as an anti-viral.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 25, 2021 09:21 AM (HBEnm)
Posted by: 4thewin at September 25, 2021 09:21 AM (Oq5a2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 09:22 AM (mdgQ7)
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Read the link at 178.
All an op.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 25, 2021 09:23 AM (HBEnm)
Posted by: 4thewin at September 25, 2021 09:21 AM (Oq5a2)
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Points for effort, but "pho" is pronounced "fuh".
Try that out when you pass a Vietnamese restaurant named "Pho King".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:23 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: ALI "KING" SHARPDON at September 25, 2021 09:23 AM (HLwmB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2021 09:24 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 25, 2021 09:04 AM (bA3Ln)
Savages! Science has demonstrated that heroic purging will soon set the balance of the bodily humours to right.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:24 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:24 AM (yQpMk)
Indeed
Posted by: The Lancet at September 25, 2021 09:25 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: 4thewin at September 25, 2021 09:21 AM (Oq5a2)
that sounds Pho king ridiculous...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:26 AM (ynpvh)
Savages! Science has demonstrated that heroic purging will soon set the balance of the bodily humours to right.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:24 AM (yQpMk)
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Jesuit's bark + steel FTW.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:26 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:27 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:27 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: 4thewin at September 25, 2021 09:21 AM (Oq5a2)
You no funny round eye!
Posted by: Vietnamese Everywhere at September 25, 2021 09:28 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:28 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 25, 2021 09:04 AM (bA3Ln)
Savages! Science has demonstrated that heroic purging will soon set the balance of the bodily humours to right.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:24 AM (yQpMk)
Trepanning helps release those ill humours.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:28 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: donna&&&&&V at September 25, 2021 09:28 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:27 AM (LBiAf)
I could go for that. Don't do coffee; don't like the taste or the bitterness.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:29 AM (ynpvh)
My brain eating amoebas, gut bacteria, parasites and I would like to take this moment to say...
Fuck Joe Biden.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:29 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: donna&&&&&V at September 25, 2021 09:28 AM (HabA/)
Put a sign on the back window: "Light out; watch for finger".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:29 AM (ynpvh)
I think I know what we will have for lunch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:30 AM (yQpMk)
Nearly? How do you 'nearly' get a disease?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:30 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 25, 2021 09:31 AM (JUOKG)
I think I know what we will have for lunch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:30 AM (yQpMk)
Beer is high in B vitamins. Very good for you. The alcohol lowers your blood pressure. Good for you (unless you're hypotensive).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:31 AM (ynpvh)
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Ban Volcanos!
For the Children!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 25, 2021 09:31 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:28 AM (ynpvh)
You can't treat just the black bile like that. That just makes the unbalance worse.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:31 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2021 09:31 AM (Kx3kq)
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I remember reading long before the Chynah Flu Op about a guy in OK, who was riddled with cancer, lesions all over his body. A friend suggested Ivermectin, and he completely recovered. Docs were, of course, baffled. I realize this doesn't even rise to the level of anecdata, but it does really make me wonder how much they know about curing terminal illness, but the population crazed, One Earfer's just keep it for their own longevity.
Note: Old Democrats never die.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2021 09:31 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 09:32 AM (2JoB8)
I think I know what we will have for lunch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:30 AM
I would kill for an actual no kidding real pork schnitzel with fried potato's.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at September 25, 2021 09:32 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: donna&&&&&V at September 25, 2021 09:28 AM (HabA/)
Just wear something low cut. IF you do get pulled over, just be honest and say, "I know the light is out, Ociffer. That's why I'm going to O'Reilly's to get right with Jesus."
Then you bat your eyelashes. Maybe cry a little.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:32 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 25, 2021 09:32 AM (T1fV4)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:28 AM (ynpvh)
A breaded pork cutlet with mushroom sauce.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:32 AM (yQpMk)
====================
A delicious pork cutlet breaded in regret and inexplicable bar tabs.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2021 09:33 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:33 AM (yQpMk)
All day, kameraden.
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:33 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: micky at September 25, 2021 09:33 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:34 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:30 AM (csEWM)
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I nearly got the Black Plague.
Only missed it by three centuries.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:34 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 09:32 AM (2JoB
I was getting coffee before leaving the truck stop and I was standing in line to get a couple of breakfast tacos. I was behind this ENORMOUSLY FAT dude and it just kinda hit me that maybe I don't really need tacos all that much.
Thank you, Fat Guy!
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:35 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:34 AM (csEWM)
Nonsense.
*makes sign against the evil eye*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:35 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JT at September 25, 2021 09:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:28 AM (ynpvh)
You can't treat just the black bile like that. That just makes the unbalance worse.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:31 AM (yQpMk)
Have you tried anal insufflation with tobacco?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:36 AM (ynpvh)
Only missed it by three centuries.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:34 AM (LBiAf)
That Xenopsylla cheopis was coming right at me, I swear!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:36 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:36 AM (ynpvh)
People pay good money for that in Vegas.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:36 AM (yQpMk)
******
That may be one of the best cut-and-paste fails I've ever seen. I've seen stuff come out of cranial burr holes, but never mushroom gravy.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:36 AM (Xwt96)
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at September 25, 2021 08:46 AM (ju2Fy)
It's been a while......
Posted by: Zombie Mae West at September 25, 2021 08:48 AM (jvt6t)
114 Dude. It was a funny Spaceballs clip.
As they say on wikipedia: [ citation needed ]
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2021 08:48 AM (nfrXX)
These two comments, in this sequence, are going to be the funniest thing I read all weekend.
Posted by: BifBewalski @(VcFUs) at September 25, 2021 09:37 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:36 AM (ynpvh)
That's a pretty strong snort.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:37 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at September 25, 2021 08:20 AM (Z/jzm)
*Gasps!*
My new BFF!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2021 09:37 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 25, 2021 09:32 AM (T1fV4)
I've often wondered that if you're pulled over any a good looking girl cop when is the best time to ask for her number?
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:37 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: donna&&&&&V
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The real danger is that you may be rear-ended.
Posted by: Pete Butterjug, Sec. of Transportation at September 25, 2021 09:37 AM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2021 09:13 AM (J5gTp)
THAT, they'll never do
That's a multi-billion dollar industry
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:37 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:37 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:37 AM (1Yy3c)
If you're a fit, good-looking guy and she's not a dyke?
Anytime.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:38 AM (mR6Gs)
I'd bet the answer to that is zero.
Posted by: micky at September 25, 2021 09:38 AM (3byMq)
******
That may be one of the best cut-and-paste fails I've ever seen. I've seen stuff come out of cranial burr holes, but never mushroom gravy.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:36 AM (Xwt96)
Maybe out of the crust of some sort of pork-based shepard's pie, perchance?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:38 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:36 AM (Xwt96)
Hey Doc, wasn't there some indication early on that high cholesterol was associated with bad outcomes with the Vid? And that treating that was therapeutic?
Am I imagining this?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:39 AM (yQpMk)
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Yes. 703-837-5309."
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:39 AM (xK9An)
Jaeger = hunter
So Jaegerschnitzel = pan fried cutlet in the style of hunters
Wienerschnitzel = pan fried cutlet in the style of people from Vienna
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:39 AM (Xwt96)
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It's an interesting observation, but I'd need to see an instance where masks reduced incidents by 80% or so in less than a month before I say one way or another.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:39 AM (3DjGn)
Only missed it by three centuries.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Not really. Those of us bound for VN were immunized, because of an outbreak there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2021 09:31 AM (Kx3kq)
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15 is my limit on Jaeger Schnitzel.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 25, 2021 09:13 AM (J5gTp)
THAT, they'll never do
That's a multi-billion dollar industry
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:37 AM (mR6Gs)
We'll just tax the sh!t out of it so you proles can't afford it.
Posted by: W. Gates at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (ACi07)
@HillaryClinton 7m
Just call me Madam Chancellor. @qubelfast #LoveQUB
Photos: Andrew Towe/Queen's University
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:34 AM (csEWM)
Thing is, nobody cares if you take ivermectin or don't. Nobody's going to try to run you off the road if you don't take it, or jump over the counter at a counter-service restaurant while flinging furniture, nor try to passive-aggressive you about killing grandma. That's the real purpose of a mask, to give you the right- the duty to do those things to other people in public, just like you always wanted to.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (cF8AT)
"Yes. 703-837-5309."
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:39 AM (xK9An)
*Wonders who picks up if I call that number*
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:37 AM (1Yy3c)
If you're a fit, good-looking guy and she's not a dyke?
Anytime.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:38 AM (mR6Gs)
And for Pete's sake, you're supposed to stick you finger in a dike, not a dyke.
Posted by: little dutch boy at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (ynpvh)
The mask is the other side's red MAGA cap.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (mR6Gs)
That's a multi-billion dollar industry
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Like internal combustion vehicles and gas stations?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (3DjGn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (Kd5Vh)
Posted by: micky at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (3byMq)
@HillaryClinton 7m
Just call me Madam Chancellor. @qubelfast #LoveQUB
Photos: Andrew Towe/Queen's University
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (cF8AT)
Never stop grifting is the Clinton motto.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (yQpMk)
Carry on.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (VxC1e)
It's twue, it's TWUE!!!
Posted by: Lilli von Shtupp at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (3DjGn)
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2021 09:31 AM (Kx3kq)
It is proof that for 15 minutes heaven on earth can come to the gasthaus table. Along with pomme frits and a lager.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (axyOa)
If I turned on the charm with a good-looking lady cop, she'd probably say I remind her of her grandfather.
*purses lips wryly*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (Kd5Vh)
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Flight Attendant Syndrome
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 09:42 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:36 AM (ynpvh)
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What's the street slang for that?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 09:42 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2021 09:42 AM (Kx3kq)
@HillaryClinton 7m
Just call me Madam Chancellor. @qubelfast #LoveQUB
Photos: Andrew Towe/Queen's University
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (cF8AT)
Will they build her a fake Oval Office too?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 09:42 AM (ACi07)
Anytime.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:38 AM (mR6Gs)
This also goes for grabbing their butt, looking down their shirt, copping a feel, asking them for a date and asking for their phone number at a wake.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:42 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 09:42 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:39 AM (3DjGn)
A fair point: Ivermectin at least actually has a use and does do something (remove parasites, if nothing else.) I am just saying it is not a bad idea to consider what you are doing and why you are doing it.
Introspection is another one of those western civilizational things that we need to preserve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:43 AM (csEWM)
@HillaryClinton 7m
Just call me Madam Chancellor. @qubelfast #LoveQUB
Photos: Andrew Towe/Queen's University
Forgot the link: https://tinyurl.com/yed6w4ve
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (cF8AT)
Well, the black and gold gown looks better than the frumpy moo-moos she normally wears.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:43 AM (1Yy3c)
"Yes. 703-837-5309."
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:39 AM (xK9An)
*Wonders who picks up if I call that number*
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (1Yy3c)
Associated General Contractors of America...
Posted by: little dutch boy at September 25, 2021 09:43 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 09:42 AM (Dc2NZ)
poke n smoke
Posted by: Lilli von Shtupp at September 25, 2021 09:43 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 09:43 AM (Dc2NZ)
That bitch loves titles.
I look forward to calling her the Late Senator Clinton.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:43 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:43 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:39 AM (xK9An)
*Wonders who picks up if I call that number*
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (1Yy3c)
Not Jenny.
Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2021 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 09:44 AM (jvt6t)
This.
That is the perfect comparison.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - what if Marek's was the experiment? at September 25, 2021 09:41 AM (3DjGn)
The only difference is, they get US to wear the mask at times while they would never done a MAGA hat.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:44 AM (mR6Gs)
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I stopped reading at 'If you're a fit, good-looking guy...'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2021 09:45 AM (bk3Sg)
.....
I look forward to calling her the Late Senator Clinton.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:43 AM (yQpMk)
Wait, does Hillary Clinton have evidence that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 09:45 AM (ACi07)
@Nytimes
As the Proud Boys marched to the Capitol on Jan. 6, a member of the far-right group was texting real-time updates -- to his FBI handler.
The informer gave the bureau an inside view that day, according to confidential records obtained by The New York Times.
https://tinyurl.com/yjmsapjn
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2021 09:45 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2021 09:45 AM (Kd5Vh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:36 AM (ynpvh)
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What's the street slang for that?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 09:42 AM (Dc2NZ)
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"Doing a Floyd."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:46 AM (LBiAf)
That bitch loves titles.
and credentials, awards and empty honorifics of all kinds
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:46 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:46 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2021 09:46 AM (axyOa)
I would like to know this because the same people who pushed one of the fraudulent "HCQ doesn't work" studies also pushed a fraudulent study about how ACE inhibitors killed Covid patients.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at September 25, 2021 09:46 AM (WfMUc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2021 09:45 AM (Kd5Vh)
Yeah, but you never know WHO you'll actually get by getting the number off the wall.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:46 AM (ynpvh)
and credentials, awards and empty honorifics of all kinds
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:46 AM (mR6Gs)
but mostly, the money.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 09:47 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 09:47 AM (2JoB8)
******
I couldn't say. Truth be told the static to signal ratio for all of this COVID stuff is so far off the charts that I only follow it in the big picture scheme of things. Too easy to get lost in the weeds. One could probably find an "article" claiming that left-handed Lithuanians with freckles are more susceptible to the infection than mongooses are. Or that pickle juice enemas prevent all COVID deaths. Lots of cherry picking of "articles" and then expounding on the truthiness of them, as fits one's chosen bias. Sort of like the new nic Tall Gentleman fella upthread.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:47 AM (Xwt96)
As the Proud Boys marched to the Capitol on Jan. 6, a member of the far-right group was texting real-time updates -- to his FBI handler.
The informer gave the bureau an inside view that day, according to confidential records obtained by The New York Times.
https://tinyurl.com/yjmsapjn
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2021 09:45 AM (cF8AT)
Sure.
As if the place was crawling with FBI agents anyway.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:47 AM (mR6Gs)
@Nytimes
As the Proud Boys marched to the Capitol on Jan. 6, a member of the far-right group was texting real-time updates -- to his FBI handler.
The informer gave the bureau an inside view that day, according to confidential records obtained by The New York Times.
https://tinyurl.com/yjmsapjn
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2021 09:45 AM (cF8AT)
"Everyone else here is wearing jorts too! I fit in perfectly! You guys are so SMART!"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 09:47 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 09:48 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at September 25, 2021 09:46 AM (WfMUc)
And how many nursing home residents were on ACE inhibitors?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:48 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: micky at September 25, 2021 09:48 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: little dutch boy at September 25, 2021 09:43 AM (ynpvh)
I called and didn't get an answer.
Well! I guess I'll just get someone else to build me a bookshelf.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:49 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:50 AM (Xwt96)
*****
Bonus points if you can make smoke rings.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:50 AM (Xwt96)
...that you can light. Pfft!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:50 AM (ynpvh)
I don't know who would answer at 837-5309, but Jenny's number is 867-5309
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2021 09:45 AM
(8 6 7 5 3 0 9iiine)
Posted by: Tommy TwoTone's back up singers at September 25, 2021 09:51 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 09:47 AM (2JoB
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In a Jager, you can fight the hurricane. You can win.
*theme music power-up*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:51 AM (LBiAf)
Would it hurt Frau Gruppencankles to hit the hair salon before appearing at a public event? She looks like a bag lady stole the dean's bathrobe.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2021 09:51 AM (gbfHZ)
Jenny's hot sister Jenna lives in NoVA, hence the 703 area code. She's at 837-5309.
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:52 AM (xK9An)
@HillaryClinton 7m
Just call me Madam Chancellor. @qubelfast #LoveQUB
Photos: Andrew Towe/Queen's University
Posted by: Tami
No
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 25, 2021 09:52 AM (J7wri)
Jenny's hot sister Jenna lives in NoVA, hence the 703 area code. She's at 837-5309.
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:52 AM
I thought they were twins...
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2021 09:53 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 09:53 AM (VxC1e)
"Located in the Metropolitan Washington, D.C. area, the Associated General Contractors of America has more than 80 years of experience in the construction industry. We are comprised of over 33,000 members which include general contractors, specialty contractors as well as suppliers and service providers in 100 chapters throughout the nation. Both at the national level and the state level, our goal is to work in the best interest of our members."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 09:54 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 09:55 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 09:42 AM (VxC1e)
You misspelled "sky waitress".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2021 09:55 AM (gbfHZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 09:55 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2021 09:56 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2021 09:51 AM (gbfHZ)
She has the transfixing smell of an assertive, complex cheese. And Fred Flintstone toes. With chipped polish. And old-lady face powder.
Beautiful.
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:56 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:56 AM (Xwt96)
Well! I guess I'll just get someone else to build me a bookshelf.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 09:49 AM (1Yy3c)
I know someone. He works for kibble.
Be sure to vacuum after he's done, he's rather hirsute.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2021 09:57 AM (gbfHZ)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2021 09:58 AM (V13WU)
@Nytimes
As the Proud Boys marched to the Capitol on Jan. 6, a member of the far-right group was texting real-time updates -- to his FBI handler.
The informer gave the bureau an inside view that day, according to confidential records obtained by The New York Times.
https://tinyurl.com/yjmsapjn
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2021 09:45 AM (cF8AT)
Oh yes, if NYT is printing this, sure seems like more is about to come out!
Others may emerge. HA! Set up, again.
Posted by: Pony Tail at September 25, 2021 09:58 AM (tzZq2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2021 09:58 AM (Kd5Vh)
Discuss.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:56 AM (Xwt96)
Der Wienerschnitzel used to be a hot dog francise.
Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2021 09:59 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at September 25, 2021 09:46 AM (WfMUc)
There was early worry that ACE inhibitors upregulated ace receptors and would make people more susceptible. Never panned out.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 09:59 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 09:59 AM (xK9An)
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I don't take any medical advice unless Facebook and Twitter approves of it first.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 08:01 AM (+LCoQ)
Of course it's NOT the first thing most of us reach for when we get out of bed.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:00 AM (FNdgH)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 10:01 AM (Xwt96)
Whatever.
And good morning! It's a gorgeous day here on our little plot. Finishing my last cuppa, before taking down the tomato vines. Maters finished up VERY early this year, we usually are picking the last of them mid October. Going to bring in the squash, too. Lots of other tasks, but it's sounding too much like the gardening thread in this gray box, so I'll stop.
So, have a great weekend, and enjoy your coffee and covfefe whenever you want it.
Posted by: Flyover at September 25, 2021 10:02 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2021 10:02 AM (Kx3kq)
@Nytimes
...
The informer gave the bureau an inside view that day, according to confidential records obtained by The New York Times.
https://tinyurl.com/yjmsapjn
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2021 09:45 AM (cF8AT)
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This can't be true. We all know Twitter doesn't allow leaked material to be posted.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 25, 2021 10:02 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:03 AM (KbLYZ)
"Public servant"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 10:03 AM (mdgQ7)
Investors have realized that Nancy Pelosi and other members of congress have had fantastic trading histories with "nearly psychic" levels of predicting the future, and disclose their holdings by law. So there are stock analysts that are using congressional financial disclosures to plan portfolios and investing strategies
https://tinyurl.com/y7fxvejc
Investors perceive that senators may have insider information," he said. "And we see abnormal positive returns when there's a disclosure by a senator.
In other words, [ . . . ] research shows that after the disclosures are published, there's a bump in the price of stocks bought by lawmakers.
So I suspect that the solution that will be that Congress will only disclose yearly in the future
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:03 AM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:50 AM (Xwt96)
I can blow spit bubbles off my tongue... What do I win?
Posted by: Fou Troll at September 25, 2021 10:03 AM (HLwmB)
Just call me Madam Chancellor. @qubelfast #LoveQUB
Photos: Andrew Towe/Queen's University
Forgot the link: https://tinyurl.com/yed6w4ve
Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2021 09:40 AM (cF8AT)
Coincidentally, the first thing her hero and mentor said when he was elected in 1933.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:04 AM (FNdgH)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:04 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 10:04 AM (mdgQ7)
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I don't take any medical advice unless Facebook and Twitter approves of it first.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 08:01 AM (+LCoQ)
Of course it's NOT the first thing most of us reach for when we get out of bed.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:00 AM (FNdgH)
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Not the first thing most guys reach for, anyway...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 25, 2021 10:04 AM (CAJOC)
Planet Destruction Simulators is a whole category in the Google Play Android game database.
I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2021 10:04 AM (gbfHZ)
I just experienced retrograde peristalsis in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2021 10:05 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 10:05 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 10:04 AM (mdgQ7)
Unless Hindenburg dies.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 10:06 AM (yQpMk)
ntrospection is another one of those western civilizational things that we need to preserve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 09:43 AM (csEWM)
**
Reading the papers at the NIH and how it's been used for so many viruses, I will say that - if nothing else - I have learned that I will probably never not be on a dose of ivermectin from here on out, even if it's just monthly.
The other thing that this COVID nonsense has been helpful for? Opening my eyes to how abortions play a huge role in how vaccines are produced and, if a pro-vaccine commenter is right, a core element in the mapping of the human genome.
I had no idea essentially all of modern medicine is based on aborted babies. We're all culpable.
Looking around at current events, I have to assume it was all on purpose.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 25, 2021 10:06 AM (HBEnm)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:00 AM (FNdgH)
Not the first thing most guys reach for, anyway...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 25, 2021 10:04 AM (CAJOC)
I don't know what the ladies do... down there. And I don't WANT to know.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:06 AM (FNdgH)
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 10:06 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:06 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 10:04 AM (mdgQ7)
That's an interesting game to play.
Compare Biden's current residency to Hillarity's hypothetical one and try to guess who is the bigger fuck up.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 10:06 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2021 10:06 AM (yQpMk)
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O, the humanity.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 10:07 AM (LBiAf)
And Revolver, Darren Beattie.
https://tinyurl.com/45vjdf2k
Posted by: Pony Tail at September 25, 2021 10:07 AM (tzZq2)
Posted by: Fou Troll at September 25, 2021 10:07 AM (HLwmB)
Yeah, right. Prolly sent them a case hand grenades disguised as potatoes.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2021 10:07 AM (Xrfse)
The ruling class just says whatever they want - facts and us peons be damned.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:09 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:06 AM (mD/uy)
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There you go again...
Posted by: The Huge Manatee at September 25, 2021 10:09 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 10:09 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 25, 2021 10:09 AM (Kd5Vh)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 10:01 AM (Xwt96)
They're still in business! Closest one to me is Baton Rouge...'bout 700 miles...let's do lunch!
Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2021 10:10 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 10:04 AM (mdgQ7)
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"President" isn't in the chancellor career path. The next rung is Fuhrer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 10:10 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2021 10:10 AM (axyOa)
Yeah, right. Prolly sent them a case hand grenades disguised as potatoes.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2021 10:07 AM (Xrfse)
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Nah, she did the sad face tweet #Can'tWeAllJustGetAlong
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 25, 2021 10:10 AM (CAJOC)
**
Causation and correlation something something.
If society in a parallel universe that was exactly like ours except for there being no interest in coffee and they traditionally had a glass of water first thing in the morning, I suspect those same doctors would eventually determine that glass of water to be exactly as damaging as people drinking coffee.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 25, 2021 10:10 AM (HBEnm)
Neither is anything but the political machine pushing them out on the stage.
He wasn't named after a mountain climber from the future, though.
Posted by: klaftern at September 25, 2021 10:11 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 10:11 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 10:11 AM (mdgQ7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 10:04 AM (mdgQ7)
You know who else was "Chancellor?"
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 10:11 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 10:09 AM (mdgQ7)
I have a real stick up my butt about that.
Posted by: Muammar Gaddafi at September 25, 2021 10:11 AM (yQpMk)
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Wait. I thought the outstanding contributions all flowed into the coffers of the Clinton Global Crime Fund.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 10:11 AM (VxC1e)
Any connection to the slave trade or other rayciss past?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:12 AM (FNdgH)
Posted by: Muldoon
I read that as the Enema Machine
Posted by: JT at September 25, 2021 10:12 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 10:12 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2021 10:10 AM (AwYPR)
That's only about a ten of eleven hour drive. Just leave at 2AM and you'll be there before you know it.
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 10:13 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 10:13 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: JT
JT my boy, you have got to change the places you hangout.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:13 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 25, 2021 10:13 AM (HBEnm)
Any connection to the slave trade or other rayciss past?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:12 AM (FNdgH)
Anything that comes from Latin or Rome would be associated with a slave holding (unrepentant) society. Mostly white slaves, sure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: JT at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (mR6Gs)
In other words, [ . . . ] research shows that after the disclosures are published, there's a bump in the price of stocks bought by lawmakers.
Works the other way too. By using the IRS as an espionage service to monitor the transactions of successful investors, The Party can find yet another income stream by brokering investment tips.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (+LCoQ)
Compare Biden's current residency to Hillarity's
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 10:06 AM (1Yy3c)
Hillary: Bested by, successively, a closet-gay half-black Chicago teenager, a game show host, and a halfwit.
She knows that in 2020, her party looked at her and at Biden and said, "umm...him." In 2016 she was mocked by rednecks for four years. In 2008 a mediocrity from her hometown beat her like a red-haired stepchild without breaking a sweat.
Her interior life can't be an easy one to live.
Posted by: ZOD at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (xK9An)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
It should bother us that many of us know that.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 10:13 AM (1Yy3c)
Atlanta is between me and Baton Rouge...no way can I make it in 10 or 11 hrs.
Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2021 10:15 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 10:13 AM (VxC1e)
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Chamberlain
https://tinyurl.com/929tzvmu
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 25, 2021 10:15 AM (CAJOC)
**
Causation and correlation something something.
If society in a parallel universe that was exactly like ours except for there being no interest in coffee and they traditionally had a glass of water first thing in the morning, I suspect those same doctors would eventually determine that glass of water to be exactly as damaging as people drinking coffee.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) Make objection religious, not abortion. Mark of the beast, damnation, etc at September 25, 2021 10:10 AM (HBEnm)
Also worth noting, there are some doctors who believe the first thing THEY should do with their underaged patients is put their peni inside them.
Any article that starts, first thing with "a doctor says" is stupidity and quackery and idiotic appeal to authority. Remember, Jill Biden is a doctor.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:15 AM (FNdgH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (csEWM)
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This is impossible. There were no slaves until 1619.
Slaves are an American invention, like ice cream.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 10:16 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 25, 2021 09:50 AM (Xwt96)
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So that's why they called it Longbottom Leaf!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 10:16 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 25, 2021 10:17 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 25, 2021 10:17 AM (cSyAR)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 10:17 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (mR6Gs)
I'd say the tone between the two sides seemed to change then. The 'Holy War' view certainly seemed to pick up steam. Do as I say, not as I do. Never holding their own guys to account for anything they do, etc.
On the other hand, I am not sure this is not a return to norms. The more I study history the more I realize a lot of what we cherish is a historical/cultural/value/moral/religious nexus anomaly. How lucky we have been is truly special.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 10:18 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (csEWM)
Ok then, all we need to add then is that these courts were where the poor indigent slaves of various colors were traded.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:18 AM (FNdgH)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 08:11 AM (ACi07)
I like my french press, and glass percolator.
But I'd love to have a granite-ware pot for the campfire...
Posted by: Flyover at September 25, 2021 10:18 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 10:17 AM (2JoB
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No, I believe the Groom of the Stool was directly under the king.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 10:18 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 25, 2021 10:17 AM (cSyAR)
Missing a favorite toy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 25, 2021 10:18 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: klaftern at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 10:06 AM (1Yy3c)
All this disaster would have started 5 yrs ago.
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (Kx3kq)
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The Mask is a Jim Carrey movie. I keep thinking of the mask mandates and the tagline 'Somebody stop me'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (Dc2NZ)
"Public servant"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 10:03 AM (mdgQ7)
And murder. Lots of murders.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:12 AM (mdgQ7)
And you can find it in the dark!
Posted by: Flyover at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 10:11 AM (mR6Gs)
No, tell us!
Posted by: NBC News Anchor from 1970-82 at September 25, 2021 10:21 AM (FNdgH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:55 AM (mdgQ7)
Pairs well with grits. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 25, 2021 08:56 AM (jvt6t
Or fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Posted by: Fox2 at September 25, 2021 10:21 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:12 AM (mdgQ7)
And you can find it in the dark!
Posted by: Flyover at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (Rbu5d)
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It must have a hell of a warranty. What's the half-life on a baby like that anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 10:21 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Robert - Tremonti *Marching In Time* Out NOW!!! at September 25, 2021 10:06 AM (1Yy3c)
All this disaster would have started 5 yrs ago.
Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (Kx3kq)
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Without the firebreak of a Trump presidency to show what can be done if one has the will, it might have been seen as an inevitability after eight years of Obama.
I remember thinking Obama was the Worst Thing Ever. How naive I was!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 10:21 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 10:18 AM (VxC1e)
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So, we're not doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 10:21 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:15 AM (FNdgH)
That's why I loathe any news story that begins with , " ...Experts say" or "Experts warn...."
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 10:22 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
It should bother us that many of us know that.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:14 AM (mD/uy)
Yeah, I wonder how many STDs have been propagated by those.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 10:22 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: klaftern at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (taPSh)
I doubt she is ever completely sober. Wish she would finally self destruct or find recovery like all the drinkers in my family though.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:22 AM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (R/m4+)
What I'd like to know is, has Rose McGowan said anything about university chancellors recently?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:22 AM (FNdgH)
Posted by: Cicero
300 to 400 years on workmanship if used as directed. Installation issues are assumed by the users.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:23 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:22 AM (KbLYZ)
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Only the good die young. Hillary will last forever.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 10:23 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2021 10:23 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (R/m4+)
What I'd like to know is, has Rose McGowan said anything about university chancellors recently?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2021 10:22 AM (FNdgH)
Has she said anything at all recently, or did she go for a walk in Ft. Marcy Park?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2021 10:24 AM (ACi07)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2021 10:24 AM (2JoB8)
The Mask is a Jim Carrey movie. I keep thinking of the mask mandates and the tagline 'Somebody stop me'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 25, 2021 10:19 AM (MIKMs)
I heard someone who should have known say that in Hebrew the word used to describe the Golden Calf, the "idol" is the same term used for mask: it is a mask between you and God
Anyone speak Biblical Hebrew?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:24 AM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at September 25, 2021 10:24 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:55 AM (mdgQ7)
Hey, I worked for BAIN, and you're a liar!
Posted by: Mitt Romney at September 25, 2021 10:24 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: JoeF.
I'm with you but even worse is "some say. . . ".
Some what?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:24 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:22 AM (KbLYZ)
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*raises hand*
Can I put in a vote for self-destruction? 'Cuz I would vote for self-destruction.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2021 10:24 AM (LBiAf)
Posted by: BignJames at September 25, 2021 09:59 AM (AwYPR)
There's one about 1.5 miles from me...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 25, 2021 10:25 AM (ZSK0i)
Has her husband gambled away anyone else's fortunes?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 10:25 AM (VxC1e)
Has her husband gambled away anyone else's fortunes?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2021 10:25 AM (VxC1e)
She actually is doing good, she landed the lead role in the new live action Howdy-Doody movie.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2021 10:27 AM (KbLYZ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 25, 2021 10:27 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: JoeF.
I'm with you but even worse is "some say. . . ".
Some what?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2021 10:24 AM (mD/uy)
"Some" of the writer's friends and co-workers
Posted by: JoeF. at September 25, 2021 10:28 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2021 08:20 AM (BFigT)
I did that for a while. I should start doing it again. Even before my feet hit the floor.
Posted by: m at September 25, 2021 10:29 AM (SJbY/)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 25, 2021 10:31 AM (pxVvf)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 25, 2021 10:38 AM (T1fV4)
They misspelled "coworker."
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2021 10:41 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2021 08:31 AM (mdgQ7)
Late to the party, but here is a link to the actual paper:
https://tinyurl.com/33rdzbhk
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 11:17 AM (kuT1Q)
Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at September 25, 2021 08:44 AM (Do5/p)
No. Many other countries are also in the tank for Big Pharma. Canada, for sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2021 11:22 AM (kuT1Q)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 25, 2021 12:32 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ol' Country Boy at September 25, 2021 04:32 PM (Zd+Sa)
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