Spoiler Alert: The Libs of TikTok Are Still At It

Lunatic Karen fires her doctor because he says that given that they're both vaccinated, it's probably safe to drop the useless, Facial Virtue Signaling Paper masks. She wants back-pats and peepee touches for being So Stunning and So Brave.

This covid hysteric is happy that her friend got a covid test just so they could have dinner together.

If I have to get a covid test to have dinner with you, guess what, I see a 7-Eleven burrito in your near future.

These covid hysterics are wearing head coverings which are nearly space helmets.

Did you ever dream of being The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? No? Well, some people did.

"Being a woman is not a biological state, but a social state." This pyrsyn claims that the only element of womanhood is society saying you're a woman. This explains why they are so determined that we all agree that delusional people are seeing reality. If we say they're women, poof, they're women. It's a magic spell we all cast together, fueling it with the power of our belief.

Speaking of: This man pretending to be a woman is going to force society to acknowledge him as woman by undergoing a "pregnancy simulation."

I used to simulate that I was an elf magic-user in D&D. But if I'd demanded that people call me Malchior the Eldritch, they would have told me, "Shut the **** up, idiot."

But now when someone LARPs as something they're clearly not, I can be banned, fired, or even arrested for not indulging their cosplay fantasy.

By the way: After his "labor simulation," he's stoked to be moving on to the "lactation phase."

This Absolute Vision of Womanhood states in his Manly Alec Baldwin Whisper that using the term "protect women and children" has been "used against marginalized people through most of human history." It's "anti-trans," which is more terrible than, say, not protecting children.

Protecting the feelings of trans people is now officially more important than protecting children. Children, he says, should be strong enough to protect themselves.

Children don't need protecting. Marginalized trans adults need all the protecting.

Remember the joke, "I'm a male lesbian?" It's not a joke anymore; this pyrsyn (who is obviously a woman) says she's "gender binary" and understands how some "men" can also be lesbians, and she says there is no Gender Binary. Though, ironically, she has a couple of nice Gender Binaries hanging from her neck.

This is Part 19 of a series on all the various types of asexuals. Today's asexual: A "Libidoist," which is an asexual who... is horny and wants sex. You know -- that kind of asexual. Non-asexuals who identify as asexual.

Covid hysteric makes up a story in which she is the So Stunning and So Brave conquering hero.

More made-up nonsense: Don't confuse "genderfluid" with "genderflux." See, Genderflux is totally different from Genderfluid. Even though "flux" and "fluid" (and "flow") are all the same word, and even though this means the same thing. She says the big difference is that while the genderfluids might sometimes feel like a man and sometimes like a woman, the genderfluxes experience a difference in "intensity" in how they feel like different genders.

So many snowflakes attempting to make up new definitions of "pointy ice crystal" to justify thinking they're so very, very special and unique.

More made-up stupidity from marginal, useless people: This pyrsyn wants to explain what
Alexigender means, which means sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes androgynous, sometimes "neutral."

It seems like they're just trying to make things as complicated as possible for Normies. Remember, SJWs have no power over you unless you fail their purity tests. So the purity tests are designed to be impossible to pass.

Given that these people want to force you to carry around a notebook and do homework just figuring out what pronouns to use with them -- as their pronouns literally change day by day or hour by hour -- I think people will conclude that the easiest thing to do is just completely ostracize them. Given these people's weirdness and lack of social skills, I'm pretty sure that most people are already taking that tack.

I think the obvious problem here is this: What these people are demanding is huge amounts of work to just refer to them in the third person. That level of work might be worth it if they were intelligent, interesting, and/or hot like fire, but obviously, not a single one of these stupid, boring, ugly people is worth even the lowest level of mental engagement and effort.

What they really should be saying is "Call me anything, or don't call me anything, I'm not picky, I want to make it as easy as possible for you to lower yourself to just bear to be within five yards of me." They're going quite far in the opposite direction, which naturally results in everyone else going quite far in the opposite-opposite direction.

This pyrsyn seems to have realized that: After noting that she devised a color coded scheme to alert people to what gender she was feeling today (purple for they/them, blue for he/him, pink for she/her (how stereotypical!!!)), she now says you can just call her they/them, though I will call her "her," because she's not worth the effort to call her some stupid Narcissist Pronouns.

This girl is kinda cute, but not nearly cute enough to get away with this overbearing, tedious, insufferable lecturing about the 57 flavors of "agender" and "asexual."

"This is exhausting," Libs of TikTok says. Yes.

I don't even know what to say.

This Leftist White Woman Karen has an interesting gambit. Well, narcissism is never interesting, really. Her deal is to tell you that all white people are "colonizers" and should be called "colonizers." Her justification? Well, there are 25 million descendants of the Mayflower pilgrims alive.

And she's one of them!, she reveals, grabbing a little Social Cache (descendants of the Mayflower are usually proud of that lineage) but then claiming, clearly falsely, that she's "not proud" of telling you this thing about her that she is so obviously proud of.

I'm a genius. It disgusts me to say that, but I thought I should finally admit it. If you want to insult me by calling me "Ace the Genius," I guess I have to concede: That's fair. I deserve it.

Teachers are just determined to "educate" children about their bizarre sexualities. This pyrsyn has a special class, which he proudly films, to tell people he's now non-binary and goes by the pronoun "zoa."

This pyrsyn, who is a teacher (or implies ze is), explains how to bring up the transgender discussion with a teacher. I think making your male face up to look like a low-rent street tart is icebreaker enough.

This teacher -- who teaches preschoolers -- is teaching preschoolers about gender, genitals, and consent.

A polyamorous witch who wants to "rap" with your preschoolers about genitals and consent.

In another video, she complains that people are calling her names just because questions of genitals and consent "just came up" when rapping with preschoolers.

Gee, I wonder who it was who brought those up.

Probably the preschoolers, yeah?

Fire them all.

This visibly mentally stable pyrsyn wants to discuss Emoji Pronouns. Like if I said my emoji was 🚢, and I insisted you all call me 🚢 on the blog, or refer to me as "Cruise Ship" when speaking. (I might allow you to call me "Ahoy" if I'm feeling Ahoyish that day. I'll wear a color-coded bracelet to let you know.)

A Fat Rights Zealot has real problems, people -- she can't find towels that will fit her body. Even oversized ones.

By the way, she's trying on towels in normal stores like Target instead of special-ordering online. Because of course she is. She wants to be in "rage," as she says she ultimately became.

Posted by: Ace at 05:40 PM

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1 Potatoes

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2021 04:40 PM (/plaZ)

2 Evil.

Posted by: Catherine -who generally doesn't curse. at September 07, 2021 04:41 PM (IrCgw)

3 I read the whole post before I commented!

Ok half of it at least

The first few paragraphs

One sentence

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 04:41 PM (hQVBP)

4 Libs of TikTok, nuke from orbit. That is all.

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 04:41 PM (KnJdm)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 04:43 PM (arJlL)

6 Maybe Dolly Parton should have told Jolene to wear a mask before taking her man.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2021 04:43 PM (MOoWd)

7 What the heck is a "simulated pregnancy"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 04:43 PM (AJzTi)

8 Just five more hours until my simulated lottery win. Then, I'm buying a container load of ammo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 07, 2021 04:43 PM (SLnV4)

9 So drunk pissing in an alley will get you life on the sex offender registry and talking to kids about buttsecks will get you...a job at your local school district?

Do I have that right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 04:43 PM (DpkTQ)

10 I used to simulate that I was an elf magic-user in D&D. But if I'd demanded that people call me Malchior the Eldritch

Obligatory question: What class? And what version? (I prefer Pathfinder, which is basically DnD 3.5.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, the DM's wife at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (XKZwp)

11 #TransSimPregnancy - I don't understand this world anymore.

Posted by: IC at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (hV9ir)

12 Damn, Odo still can't make human faces. I don't get why he's fat now.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (UW2ZS)

13 I've no idea what the hell Sodom and Gomorra were doing that earned them their fate that we aren't, but I have no doubt we'll get there soon at this rate.

With gusto, and the demand for applause.

Posted by: Bete at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (Ojki1)

14 From previous thread:
555 Dictator Applesauce Brains To Unveil Plan To Mandate Vaccines

President Joe Biden on Thursday will present a six-pronged strategy intended to fight the spread of the highly contagious COVID Delta variant and increase U.S. COVID-19 vaccinations, the White House said on Tuesday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at September 07, 2021 04:31 PM (d9FiS)

Lemme put my dystopia cap on and take a stab at this.

1) national vaccination registry, 2) national vax passport, 3) federal ban on non-vaxxed travel via bus, train, and aircraft, 4) vax passport checkpoints at state boundaries and elsewhere along interstate highways, 5) door-to-door forced vaccinations by armed police and/or feds, 6) concentration camps

I'll be willing to bet three fiddy that at least *half* of those are on the demented, child-molesting, meat-puppet-in-chief's list. The rest of them will follow soon enough.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (DTX3h)

15 Arent you all so glad social media was invented?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (hQVBP)

16 What the heck is a "simulated pregnancy"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

What the heck is that thing in the pic ?

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (arJlL)

17 Death will be a respite from this madness

Posted by: Democrat voters at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (mR6Gs)

18 I see a 7-Eleven burrito in your near future.
......

beats those shriveled up hot dogs that have been in the warmer for 8 days.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

19 How come these Trans-simulation people never simulate strangling themselves from a lamp post with barbed wire? Instead they just torture us. Isn't torturing themselves part of the kink?

Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (5iUNf)

20 3 out of 5 watch at home

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (/hXfz)

21 You know how if you start talking in an overly affected accent as a joke for a few minutes and then it actually becomes difficult to drop the accent? About halfway through the content above I could actually feel my grip on reality slipping a little.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (EughT)

22 Posts like this help me to remember how far beyond saving the country - nay, the civilization - really is. I'm going out to the garage and work on my homemade armor and my Mad Max post-apoc motorcycle.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (lNHqD)

23 Speaking of: This man pretending to be a woman is going to force society to acknowledge him as woman by undergoing a "pregnancy simulation."

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If Hillary and Web Hubbell had a son ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (3Q4Q0)

24 I'm bored of these people. I used to feel sad for them, but now I just don't care. They like being mentally ill. Someday it won't seem so fun.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (45fpk)

25
Holy smokes. The lady in the first video has perhaps the *most* problematic problem-glasses I've ever seen.

Those glasses really make a statement. And that statement is: "If I'm approaching you, you may want to kill yourself to avoid any contact with me. If you have a gun, shoot yourself. If you don't, jump out a window or into traffic."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (FvCkv)

26 The Nuremberg Code (1947)

The voluntary consent of the human subject is absolutely essential. This means that the person involved should have legal capacity to give consent; should be so situated as to be able to exercise free power of choice, without the intervention of any element of force, fraud, deceit, duress, overreaching, or other ulterior form of constraint or coercion; and should have sufficient knowledge and comprehension of the elements of the subject matter involved as to enable him to make an understanding and enlightened decision. This latter element requires that before the acceptance of an affirmative decision by the experimental subject there should be made known to him the nature, duration, and purpose of the experiment; the method and means by which it is to be conducted; all inconveniences and hazards reasonably to be expected; and the effects upon his health or person which may possibly come from his participation in the experiment.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (DpkTQ)

27 Just four more days until we simulate 9/11 with our new allies, al Qaeda. Gonna be lit!

Posted by: Jake Sullivan at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (SLnV4)

28 Tic Toc is for people with short atten

Hey, a cloud that looks like a dog taking a dump!!!

Posted by: Minuteman at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (LaNzR)

29 So ace refers to his dick as a 7-11 burrito? Lol.

Posted by: JROD at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (0jZnq)

30 What the heck is a "simulated pregnancy"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Remember when we were kids and put a basketball under our shirt and pretended to be pregnant?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)

31 > A polyamorous witch who wants to "rap" with your preschoolers about genitals and consent.

In positive news, that chick got fired.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2021 04:46 PM (UW2ZS)

32 The white pill: These people will be murdered after the revolution because they're natural shit stirrers and thus won't be needed after the mission's accomplished.

The black pill: You'll be killed first and won't be around to see these people get what they deserve.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 07, 2021 04:46 PM (j3npP)

33 That's a whole bunch of crazy right there.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 04:46 PM (x6uUk)

34 1st Graphic.... No Words, No Words....

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 04:46 PM (6Je/Q)

35 WTF is a "simulated pregnancy?"

Seriously, there's whole population in the land that need killin'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2021 04:46 PM (BFigT)

36 > What the heck is that thing in the pic ?

Odo from Star Trek, Deep Space 9, but fat.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2021 04:46 PM (UW2ZS)

37 Holy shit! I just got back the home office and checked the blog. I think the world has lost it's fucking mind.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (GI9K/)

38 So, there are already court challenges against the Texas voter laws.

Pray tell, how can the people/orgs/$oro$ filing suit have "standing," given that no elections have taken place yet?

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (oZuI0)

39 So ace refers to his dick as a 7-11 burrito? Lol.
Posted by: JROD at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (0jZnq)

You know the rule...never put your burrito in crazy...

Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (5iUNf)

40 You can see how carefully she shaves above her nose.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

41 Genderflux makes the gendersolder genderflow.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (sWM8x)

42 That pregnant thing looks like a cartoon character.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (yQpMk)

43 16 What the heck is a "simulated pregnancy"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

What the heck is that thing in the pic ?

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (arJlL)

And where does the simulated baby come out?
Alex, "What is a Tranny Vagina". I mean Really, Alex, I have to f'n idea where a tranny baby comes out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (ynpvh)

44 Tic Toc is for narcissists.

And retards.

And narcissistic retards.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (LaNzR)

45 We are long overdue for another world war and a subsequent draft.

Thank God I wont be counted in such a draft too since I identify as a pacifist.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (hQVBP)

46 TransSimWhatever is either trying to get cast in a reboot of that Bette Midler Halloween movie or is a bunny boiler in the making.

Talk about a smirk that only a jackal could love.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (qsfSB)

47 Holy smokes. The lady in the first video has perhaps the *most* problematic problem-glasses I've ever seen.

Those glasses really make a statement. And that statement is: "If I'm approaching you, you may want to kill yourself to avoid any contact with me. If you have a gun, shoot yourself. If you don't, jump out a window or into traffic."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 04:45 PM (FvCkv)

The fat chick who can't find towels to fit her has some funky glasses, too.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (Ez6QX)

48 Simulated is about all she's ever gonna have. Unless she prowls around the docks at 3 a.m. during Fleet Week....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (jvt6t)

49 >>> 43
.....
And where does the simulated baby come out?
Alex, "What is a Tranny Vagina". I mean Really, Alex, I have to f'n idea where a tranny baby comes out...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (ynpvh)

Out of a shoe box?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2021 04:48 PM (ACi07)

50 Daughters of the American shitcanning

Posted by: Hands at September 07, 2021 04:48 PM (786Ro)

51 Social Media will be the death of The Republic....and then all of us.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 07, 2021 04:48 PM (mR6Gs)

52 I now use the term Gender Pretender.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 04:48 PM (IyWjs)

53 41 Genderflux makes the gendersolder genderflow.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (sWM8x)

Then were do I put the GenderSolderWick?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 04:48 PM (ynpvh)

54 Yes, why do these trannies think that they need to look like a prostitute in order to be considered women? They don't know any real women who don't wear makeup like that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 04:49 PM (AJzTi)

55 RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE!

First comment to the lady who is "looking for a new family doctor" takes the lead and won't let go: "Pretty soon your family will be looking for a new family."

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 04:49 PM (ePZfA)

56 Tik Tok is the modern carnival freak show

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 04:49 PM (2JoB8)

57 But if I'd demanded that people call me Malchior the Eldritch, they would have told me, "Shut the **** up, idiot."

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I wouldn't say that, Ace. And there's no need to make any demands... you're "Malchior the Eldritch" to me. Forever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 04:49 PM (FvCkv)

58 I want that fat thing as my sexual fantasy fulfillment Now !!!!!

Posted by: James at September 07, 2021 04:49 PM (24+Vp)

59 So in that Chinese sci-fi, "The Three Body Problem" the advanced aliens stunted human development, blocking quantum research.

And so the humans became preoccupied with silly, flashy and frivolous.

And I can't help but think we've been similarly trapped-- does anyone seriously see this generation inventing a hundred different technologies to do something like go to the moon?

No. They're spending their stimulus checks on outfits for their Fortnight characters.

Posted by: Lrrr at September 07, 2021 04:50 PM (q1bU+)

60 Placating the insane really seems to be helping, huh?

Posted by: huerfano at September 07, 2021 04:50 PM (MzKgG)

61 So at this point, John Wayne Gacy was just a murdersexual unjustly persecuted by the Cis Hierarchy.

I can has PhD now?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 07, 2021 04:50 PM (u1eUk)

62 By the way: After his "labor simulation," he's stoked to be moving on to the "lactation phase."

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Which will be followed by the "post-birth abortion and sell the baby's organs and tissue online phase." If he's lucky, he'll have a litter of eight!

Out: Octomom.
In: Octoman.

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 07, 2021 04:50 PM (es5Qa)

63 They don't know any real women who don't wear makeup like that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 04:49 PM (AJzTi)

They don't know any real women...or men for that matter - that is why they are Trans-Sim-Kurazy-town.

Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2021 04:50 PM (5iUNf)

64 Seriously, can anyone think of a worst invention in human history than social media?

Not even disco was this bad.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 04:51 PM (hQVBP)

65 We're going to need another spectrum

Posted by: Hands at September 07, 2021 04:51 PM (786Ro)

66 Lemme put my dystopia cap on and take a stab at this.

1) national vaccination registry, 2) national vax passport, 3) federal ban on non-vaxxed travel via bus, train, and aircraft, 4) vax passport checkpoints at state boundaries and elsewhere along interstate highways, 5) door-to-door forced vaccinations by armed police and/or feds, 6) concentration camps

And allow me to put on my Cassandra robes:
1) if, by some miracle, the GOP takes over next year, they'll flap their mouths and make whimpering excuses, telling you that while they would love to get rid of all those mandates, they just don't have enough of the government to do it! and you will have to 2) VOTE HARDERER in this most important election of our lives, and 3) if there's ever another GOP president, he won't get rid of the mandates either, because they will be 4) "settled law" and 5) "his" party will fight tooth and nail to keep the mandates.

Hear me now and believe me later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 04:51 PM (2JVJo)

67 The endless parade of human debris marches on...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 07, 2021 04:51 PM (Xrfse)

68 46 TransSimWhatever is either trying to get cast in a reboot of that Bette Midler Halloween movie or is a bunny boiler in the making.

Talk about a smirk that only a jackal could love.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (qsfSB)

The Tranny ATE my Baby!--Some Australian...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 04:51 PM (ynpvh)

69 I notice TransSimulated is fat octopus shaming

No pictures of Ursula

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 04:51 PM (qsfSB)

70 This is a known phase of fascist propaganda.

They don't EXPECT you to believe any of it, or be convinced by any of their insane counter-logical arguments.

If anything, the more ridiculous the lie and insanity, the better.

Power comes from being able to force people to say things that they KNOW are not true. Anybody that refuses to repeat the lie is punish severely.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 07, 2021 04:51 PM (52QgA)

71 I have never felt Compelled to engage in Twitter... God is Good...

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (6Je/Q)

72 And where does the simulated baby come out?
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I bet if you gave him a card that said "Congratulations on the Butt Baby!" you'd get called in to HR.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (sWM8x)

73 Why has no one suggested to these pyrsyns that they just kill themselves.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (fF8HX)

74 Is that Danny Devito reprising his role as the transgender Penguin in the new Batman movie?

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (Geoni)

75 Tik Tok is the modern carnival freak show
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 04:49 PM (2JoB

.......

I haven't seen the two-headed baby in a jar yet.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (v0R5T)

76 Flux them.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (UHVv4)

77 64 Seriously, can anyone think of a worst invention in human history than social media?

Not even disco was this bad.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 04:51 PM (hQVBP)

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Does this mean we can all get together at Comiskey Park and set Mark Zuckerberg on fire? Count me in.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (lNHqD)

78 OT: Watching an off road race on TV. Somewhere in the UP of Michigan. The token cute gal is Haley Shanley, one of the announcers. It must be windy, warm, and humid as her long blond hair is all over the place and she looks like she's baking out there. She really is cute. She keeps trying to get her hair out of her eyes while on camera. It's not working.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (QFVV9)

79 Notice that it is predominately the young who are into the face shields and double masks.

Posted by: Furious George at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (9vQJW)

80 Tik Tok is the modern carnival freak show
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 04:49 PM (2JoB)

Without the dignity...

Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2021 04:53 PM (5iUNf)

81 And where does the simulated baby come out?
.......

the cloacal malformation.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2021 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

82 Look, I don't have time to get into the details right now, I'll put it in a memo and send it to you in an email.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 07, 2021 04:53 PM (ecYxZ)

83 @43 jim(in Kalifornia)-I'm gonna guess the Tranny-gina is the same thing as the Man-gina (anus).

Posted by: JROD at September 07, 2021 04:53 PM (0jZnq)

84 The simulated pregnancy dude is hilarious. Reminds me of a Belushi dressed as a girl.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 07, 2021 04:53 PM (2DOZq)

85 Whoa there, big fella! What's wrong with 7-11 burritos?

Posted by: Weasel at September 07, 2021 04:53 PM (MVjcR)

86 I wonder if Twitter Jack s worried that all the hardcore loons seem to be migrating from Twitter over to Tik-Tok? Every hear of MySpace, Jack?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 07, 2021 04:53 PM (9JKP1)

87 Skip

Are ya done in the steeple ?

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 04:53 PM (arJlL)

88 What is that? Is that a... what is that? It must be a, uh, no it can't be that. What is that?

Posted by: f'd at September 07, 2021 04:53 PM (Tnijr)

89 "What is a Tranny Vagina". I mean Really, Alex, I have to f'n idea where a tranny baby comes out...

The back whole.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 04:53 PM (x6uUk)

90 This is all like Folie a deux, only instead of two it's spreading to millions through social media.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 07, 2021 04:54 PM (IJ9BR)

91 Nor Compelled to do Tik Tok ( dumbass name, dumber than Twitter)...

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 04:54 PM (6Je/Q)

92
This latter element requires that before the acceptance of an affirmative decision by the experimental subject there should be made known to him the nature, duration, and purpose of the experiment; the method and means by which it is to be conducted; all inconveniences and hazards reasonably to be expected; and the effects upon his health or person which may possibly come from his participation in the experiment.

_________

Unless it's an emergency, then the experimental subject must shut up and do as he's told.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 04:54 PM (/U27+)

93 If we reinstitute the draft, it will not go over well. It will have to include members of all 57 varieties, including the beans and steak sauce. Since no one in their right mind is going to volunteer for the military under the present regime, and those already in service are going to be retiring, transferring to the French Foreign Legion or going AWOL, a draft will be required in order to launch the next wave of DemonRat wars. I predict mass resistance. This will be known as The Uncivil War.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2021 04:54 PM (/uaBM)

94 That thing is pregnant? I would not even use Bill Clinton's dick to do that biological entity !!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at September 07, 2021 04:54 PM (24+Vp)

95 Ben Shapiro wearing Eddie Murphys fat suit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 07, 2021 04:54 PM (/hXfz)

96 Oh, and later tonight is my simulated banging of Kate Upton.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 07, 2021 04:54 PM (Geoni)

97 I know, It's a .. not it's not that either. What is that?

Posted by: f'd at September 07, 2021 04:54 PM (Tnijr)

98 does anyone seriously see this generation inventing a hundred different technologies to do something like go to the moon?

*******

Reminds me of the guy who helped land a rocket on an asteroid get cancelled by the Twitter mob because he wore a shirt with sexy women shaking their whaggambogas, a shirt that another woman made for him by the way.

We are an unserious people getting prepped for the camps.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 04:54 PM (hQVBP)

99 What the heck is that thing in the pic ?
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2021 04:44 PM (arJlL)

He looks like Alice the Goon. With a wig.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 07, 2021 04:54 PM (Ez6QX)

100 > Does this mean we can all get together at Comiskey Park and set Mark Zuckerberg on fire? Count me in.

Spotted the fake fan. It's called Cominskey Field.

Posted by: Obama at September 07, 2021 04:55 PM (UW2ZS)

101
I think people will conclude that the easiest thing to do is just completely ostracize them.

-------

HOLY SHIT.

The thing in that video is one of those Dark Crystal puppets made flesh. Those eyes, OMG. What is going here??

*adds 1 point to the 'this is all a simulation' column*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 04:55 PM (FvCkv)

102 Does this mean we can all get together at Comiskey Park and set Mark Zuckerberg on fire? Count me in.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (lNHqD)

Don't you mean Cominsky Field?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 07, 2021 04:55 PM (2DOZq)

103 Which one of you lucky 'ron doctors in our midst will volunteer to "deliver" the #transsimpregnancy? CAT? Muldoon?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2021 04:55 PM (O+I8R)

104 66 Hear me now and believe me later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 04:51 PM (2JVJo)

That's just a recap of what the GOP did/said when Obumbo was in office.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 04:55 PM (ynpvh)

105 Totally off topic dudes but I think the best country is sad. Pain is the heart of country.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2021 04:55 PM (MOoWd)

106 I think even sailors in San Francisco for Fleet Week at 3am on a Saturday of a 4 day leave would hit that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 04:56 PM (qsfSB)

107 73 Why has no one suggested to these pyrsyns that they just kill themselves.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (fF8HX)

In many cases you don't have to; they do it of their own volition.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 04:56 PM (ynpvh)

108 He probably got a lot a cool pretend gifts at his simulated baby shower.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 07, 2021 04:56 PM (Ndje9)

109 It seems all culture is now simply derivative...

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 04:56 PM (6Je/Q)

110 Without social media, no one would know any of these people existed beyond their families.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 04:56 PM (eyes1)

111 "This pyrsyn wants to explain what
Alexigender means, which means sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes androgynous, sometimes "neutral.""

I was led to believe that it means "diminutive and forceful, occasionally shouty".

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 04:56 PM (ghoDT)

112 They make bath sheets for the super fat chicks

Posted by: NCKate at September 07, 2021 04:57 PM (QxvkR)

113 that's CGI, right ? not an actual face, just some modified image ?

JesusMaryJoseph that is just SO effed up I just can't even.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 04:57 PM (Seiya)

114 This country is turning into an insane asylum.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 07, 2021 04:57 PM (TdMsT)

115
Don't you mean Cominsky Field?
Posted by: Barack Obama

__________

Go away, you prissy little poseur, you president-manque.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 04:57 PM (/U27+)

116 To simulate pregnancy I suggest the dr. run a golf ball up his urethra, leave it there for 9 months then pop it out with a hammer.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 04:57 PM (x6uUk)

117 71 I have never felt Compelled to engage in Twitter... God is Good...

********

I had a former coworker who met her future husband on Twitter.

Funny thing, he looks like David French too. I give it a year.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 04:58 PM (hQVBP)

118 Pray tell, how can the people/orgs/$oro$ filing suit have "standing," given that no elections have taken place yet?

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (oZuI0)

Apparently, you have not fully understood the new rules.

Posted by: It's a tax Roberts at September 07, 2021 04:58 PM (UVMn8)

119 Which one of you lucky 'ron doctors in our midst will volunteer to "deliver" the #transsimpregnancy? CAT? Muldoon?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2021 04:55 PM (O+I8R)

I am a simulated Dr. I will deliver that simulated baby. Over the internet. First in history. And a big fat non-simulated bill.

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 04:58 PM (KnJdm)

120 Some funny comments there, Ace...but depressing clown world shit overall.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 04:58 PM (XvPQV)

121 Pardon my honesty, Ma'am, but your new baby looks like a turd.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 04:58 PM (sWM8x)

122 105 Totally off topic dudes but I think the best country is sad. Pain is the heart of country.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2021 04:55 PM (MOoWd)

Yep.. and some " rock" too, on occasion... one of the most forlorn, emotionally devastated songs I've ever heard is " Hurt", done by Johnny Cash...

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 04:58 PM (6Je/Q)

123 119
I am a simulated Dr. I will deliver that simulated baby. Over the internet. First in history. And a big fat non-simulated bill.
Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 04:58 PM (KnJdm)

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You could probably get Medicare too pay for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 04:59 PM (eyes1)

124 What happens when Mr. Simulated Pregnancy gets to the end of three weeks? Does he push some huge object through his butt-hole, because I'm gonna guess that's nothing new for this douche-nozzle.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2021 04:59 PM (k4dH2)

125 > They make bath sheets for the super fat chicks

Wow. They even have a name so you can find it on Amazon.

No no no, you don't want a bath towel, fatty. You need a bath SHEET.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2021 04:59 PM (UW2ZS)

126 Well we can try and see if this face generator can glitch enough to generate TransSmiWhatever... but I think the software will break before that.

https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 04:59 PM (qsfSB)

127
Yep.. and some " rock" too, on occasion... one of the most forlorn, emotionally devastated songs I've ever heard is " Hurt", done by Johnny Cash...
Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 04:58 PM

It is

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2021 04:59 PM (MOoWd)

128 Pardon my honesty, Ma'am, but your new baby looks like a turd.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 04:58 PM (sWM8x)

Breathtaking!

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 04:59 PM (KnJdm)

129 Has any prosperous country in history ever fallen from its heights of prosperity due to explosive mental illness? I think we're gonna be the first.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2021 04:59 PM (O+I8R)

130 121 Pardon my honesty, Ma'am, but your new baby looks like a turd.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 04:58 PM (sWM8x)

That's what the simulababy will look like too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:00 PM (ynpvh)

131 Without social media, no one would know any of these people existed beyond their families.

The days when these people were locked up to scream at their attic walls are long gone. Now we all get to enjoy them.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 07, 2021 05:00 PM (9JKP1)

132 I bet she could go to My Pillow, using the promo code POSO and get a great deal on fatty towels.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 05:00 PM (x6uUk)

133
Odo from Star Trek, Deep Space 9, but fat.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2021 04:46 PM (UW2ZS)

*********

Looks more like a Pakled, albeit a retarded one.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 07, 2021 05:00 PM (Uqk0T)

134 Russian ammo ban goes into effect today. Existing import licenses will still bring in some product but the clock is ticking down.

If you shoot Com Bloc guns, you better buy your ammo now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:00 PM (XvPQV)

135 Yep. It is no longer a hypothesis.

Transgender persons are just crazy.

Narcissistic, borderline personality disorders and psychopaths. They all have the same issues.
They all have the dismissive of speaking in their attempt to make you understand what they want and why.
They are not humble.
They are not introspective.
They are not empathic or sympathetic.
They demand and they shame you for their mental health deficiencies.
Normal people will not continue to put up with this abuse.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 07, 2021 05:01 PM (haWye)

136 Body positive bath towels on Amazon, now available in planet size!

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:01 PM (hQVBP)

137 129 Has any prosperous country in history ever fallen from its heights of prosperity due to explosive mental illness? I think we're gonna be the first.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2021 04:59 PM (O+I8R)

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Late stage Rome seems to have been petty crazy.

We probably have a fair bit further to fall. Our leaders aren't even being that depraved in public yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:01 PM (eyes1)

138 Totally off topic dudes but I think the best country is sad. Pain is the heart of country.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2021 04:55 PM (MOoWd)

My favorite is sad but not really is the Craig Morgan song Almost Home,

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 07, 2021 05:01 PM (2DOZq)

139 My bet is the guy is shooting for maternity leave then time off for his fake kid's illness, doctor appointments, and so on.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (UVMn8)

140 Not simulated? Fat Crow's real parents disowning him years ago.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (Geoni)

141
Body positive bath towels on Amazon, now available in planet size!
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:01 PM (hQVBP)

_________

"We protest the lack of solar size body positive bath sheets!" - Fatties

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (/U27+)

142 140 Not simulated? Fat Crow's real parents disowning him years ago.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (Geoni)

I'm sure Xer parents are so proud they will be having a simulagrandchild.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (ynpvh)

143 139 My bet is the guy is shooting for maternity leave then time off for his fake kid's illness, doctor appointments, and so on.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (UVMn

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Any employer who tolerates that deserves to lose the money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (eyes1)

144 Body positive bath towels on Amazon, now available in planet size!

Stacy Abrams gives them 5 Stars!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (qsfSB)

145 Body positive bath towels on Amazon, now available in planet size!

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:01 PM (hQVBP)

Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: Tank Adams at September 07, 2021 05:03 PM (UVMn8)

146 77 64 Seriously, can anyone think of a worst invention in human history than social media?

Not even disco was this bad.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 04:51 PM (hQVBP)

-------------------------------
Does this mean we can all get together at Comiskey Park and set Mark Zuckerberg on fire? Count me in.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 07, 2021 04:52 PM (lNHqD)

I got some old disco records up in the frontroom we can use as fuel. Go to Comiskey and I'll meet you over by dere.

Posted by: Roy at September 07, 2021 05:03 PM (Ti+Tv)

147 I have never felt Compelled to engage in Twitter... God is Good...

Ancient American curse:

May you Tweet forever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 05:03 PM (IyWjs)

148 The woman who is complaining about towels would be attractive if she lost weight, but I guess she just wants attention for complaining.

Why do you need a towel to wrap around you anyway? Can't just, you know-use it to wipe off excessive moisture after a shower and then get into your clothes? I usually don't wrap myself in a towel and neither does FenSpouse or son, as far as I know. It's not a thing women HAVE to do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 05:03 PM (AJzTi)

149 Looking at his picture I first thought that he looks like the ugly version of Snow White. I then see that he has a picture of Snow White up on his office board.

Other than that, I had to skim through the post as this all makes my head hurt.

Oh, and if you want the trans surgery, the VA will pay for all of it including all the pre-surgery counseling, hormone therapy, etc. If you are a Vet that needs dental work, the only way to get dental benefits is that you have to be 100% service connected to get a tooth worked on. Think about that.

Posted by: Cheri at September 07, 2021 05:03 PM (oiNtH)

150 I'm sure Xer parents are so proud they will be having a simulagrandchild.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (ynpvh)

simulacrumsnatchers.

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 05:03 PM (KnJdm)

151 144 Body positive bath towels on Amazon, now available in planet size!

Stacy Abrams gives them 5 Stars!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (qsfSB)

She's big enough to pull asteroids out of orbit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:03 PM (ynpvh)

152 Without social media, no one would know any of these people existed beyond their families.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 04:56 PM (eyes1)

Concur. Turn that TikTok and Twatter crap off and leave it off.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (R/m4+)

153
My bet is the guy is shooting for maternity leave then time off for his fake kid's illness, doctor appointments, and so on.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (UVMn

__________

Birthday parties and little league games should be a blast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (/U27+)

154 >>> 137 129 Has any prosperous country in history ever fallen from its heights of prosperity due to explosive mental illness? I think we're gonna be the first.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2021 04:59 PM (O+I8R)

=====

Late stage Rome seems to have been petty crazy.

We probably have a fair bit further to fall. Our leaders aren't even being that depraved in public yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:01 PM (eyes1)

Just think, the Romans didn't have teewee for the psychos to display themselves.

(also, how did you get that hash???)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (ACi07)

155 Hey fattie

Ya know, in the old days, women knew how to sew

Fuck, I'm a hetero male construction worker and I fuckin know how to sew. I ain't great at it, but I can make it work

I could stitch together 2 towels in about 15 minutes

Why don't you learn this simplest of all girl tasks you fat fuck - the fifteen minutes it takes you to stitch together something that I could use as a fucking king size blanket will keep you from raiding the fridge for a little while and maybe keep you off that show My 600 pound life

But nah,

see ya there next month, haas

Posted by: HoldTheSoyChief at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (aWy7N)

156 Wait 'til he's up all night changing simulated diapers!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (Ndje9)

157 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (xK9An)

158 That pyrsyn may well suicide one of these days, when it finds the world will not conform to its' vision.... well that or go on a killing spree...

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (6Je/Q)

159 154 (also, how did you get that hash???)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (ACi07

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Randomly generated. I'll probably get another the second my phone hits another cell tower.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:05 PM (eyes1)

160 147 I have never felt Compelled to engage in Twitter... God is Good...

Ancient American curse:

May you Tweet forever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 05:03 PM (IyWjs)

It always seemed apparent to me if someone uses Twitter they must be a twit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ynpvh)

161
Yeah.... whaddya bet that gross dude with the pretendnancy spends the next three months of life mainlining coffee and passing out at his desk after he keeps himself awake for days at a time while the fake baby pretends to fake learn how to fake-sleep?

Because I'll bet that doesn't happen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 05:05 PM (FvCkv)

162 Speaking of: This man pretending to be a woman is going to force society to acknowledge him as woman by undergoing a "pregnancy simulation."

In Brave New World the pregnancy simulation was for people born a woman, with a uterus, that wanted the experience.

Aldous Heinlein is spinning like a top. If we could hook a generator, unlimited energy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:05 PM (yrol0)

163 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhggggghhh!

Why do that to me, ace?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 05:05 PM (z4k8L)

164 >>> 139 My bet is the guy is shooting for maternity leave then time off for his fake kid's illness, doctor appointments, and so on.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (UVMn

It's going to write the next Harry Potter!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ACi07)

165 Looking at his picture I first thought that he looks like the ugly version of Snow White. I then see that he has a picture of Snow White up on his office board.

Posted by: Cheri at September 07, 2021 05:03 PM (oiNtH)

The pic reminds me of the masterpiece painting of Christ that some women "restored".

Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 05:06 PM (UVMn8)

166 (Checks actuarial tables, nods)

Who will get my books? Also, who will hold Mrs. Zod's hand?

Remember when 'The Big Finish Line' was something to be shunned?

Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:06 PM (xK9An)

167 153
My bet is the guy is shooting for maternity leave then time off for his fake kid's illness, doctor appointments, and so on.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (UVMn

__________

Birthday parties and little league games should be a blast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (/U27+)

Picture of Xer Simulachild: https://tinyurl.com/8k2jdum9

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:06 PM (ynpvh)

168 Transgender is blackface.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:06 PM (yrol0)

169 >simulated pregnancy

Now I know what Tranny Mike Stoklasa would look like. Thanks, I hate it.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 07, 2021 05:06 PM (DXFDM)

170 I don't know for sure but I would hazard a guess that most of these weirdos on Tik Tok have no other job except to sit around thinking up craziness to amaze the world with. Wait until they're out of fashion and have to get real work. Uh oh.

Posted by: abbynormal at September 07, 2021 05:06 PM (Xpj5t)

171 simulanklebiters

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2021 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

172 I have to wonder how 37 week pregnant guy and the towel lady smell. I bet they know each other strictly in a 'no tongues' way.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2021 05:06 PM (0OP+5)

173 Toda y at Ulta I saw a standee of some singer who has a makeup line. The slogan for makeup? God is a woman.

I think she's one of the satan/wiccans who occassioanly are outed on Crazy Days and Nights.

(So Funny that everyone in the Bible who actually interacted with God consistently referred to Him as Him and He.)

Posted by: LASue at September 07, 2021 05:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

174 Ugly fat dude decides he'd rather live life as an ugly fat woman, complete with rhinestone hairband.

Bet this freakazoid has a Little Mermaid bedspread in his smelly pink bedroom, where he masturbates to fantasies of group sex with all of Snow White's dwarves.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 07, 2021 05:06 PM (k4dH2)

175 164
It's going to write the next Harry Potter!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ACi07)

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It will be called Harry Clotter, and he will go to a school for sorcerers called Hogwats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (eyes1)

176 Hey fattie

Ya know, in the old days, women knew how to sew

Fuck, I'm a hetero male construction worker and I fuckin know how to sew. I ain't great at it, but I can make it work

I could stitch together 2 towels in about 15 minutes

Why don't you learn this simplest of all girl tasks you fat fuck - the fifteen minutes it takes you to stitch together something that I could use as a fucking king size blanket will keep you from raiding the fridge for a little while and maybe keep you off that show My 600 pound life

Posted by: HoldTheSoyChief at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (aWy7N)

Considering her "shirt" looks like it is made of four handkerchiefs sown together, this is a great suggestion.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (Ez6QX)

177 >>> 159 154 (also, how did you get that hash???)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (ACi07

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Randomly generated. I'll probably get another the second my phone hits another cell tower.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:05 PM (eyes1)

I wonder if Bob is jealous...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (ACi07)

178 Back of the hand and a hearty stay the fvck away from me.

Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (+ya+t)

179 Have you noticed body positivity only applies for women? If her weight is north of the glaciers of Antarctica you still have to see her as a sexy sexy thang.

But if a guy is one pound over normal weight and one inch shy of 6 feet he is an unperson incel for all of his days.

Mmmkay

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (hQVBP)

180 I wonder if fake woman with fake pregnancy and then, I'm assuming fake baby, will then pay the family rate for health insurance at work? Will the fake baby then disappear?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (iydjf)

181 My bet is the guy is shooting for maternity leave then time off for his fake kid's illness, doctor appointments, and so on.
Posted by: Beartooth

And they are getting away with it as companies are terrified of lawsuits and being labeled transphobic. It is crazy.

Posted by: Cheri at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (oiNtH)

182 37 weeks into my simulated pregnancy
---
Newman!

Posted by: Jerry at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (OaZlZ)

183 They make bath sheets for the super fat chicks

Wow. They even have a name so you can find it on Amazon.

No no no, you don't want a bath towel, fatty. You need a bath SHEET.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2021 04:59 PM (UW2ZS)

Just so you know, in order not to shame your fat, caulk-spackled ass, many women's catalogs call plus sizes "goddess" size now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (2JVJo)

184 Why do you need a towel to wrap around you anyway? Can't just, you know-use it to wipe off excessive moisture after a shower and then get into your clothes? I usually don't wrap myself in a towel and neither does FenSpouse or son, as far as I know. It's not a thing women HAVE to do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at

Or she could buy a robe? This isn't difficult. I have beach towels. I hope those would fit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (IJ9BR)

185 144 Body positive bath towels on Amazon, now available in planet size!
Stacy Abrams gives them 5 Stars!
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 05:02 PM (qsfSB)
She's big enough to pull asteroids out of orbit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:03 PM (ynpvh)

I knoes dats right!

Posted by: Tank Abrams, Fat democrat at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (R/m4+)

186 TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 04:56 PM (eyes1)

Did Tarantino paid homage to the movie Badlands in True Romance?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (2DOZq)

187 I read the content.
I'm sorry I read the content.
I did read Revelations over the weekend.
I thought I was screwed. I may well be, but these mentally deranged idiots are certainly headed for someplace bad.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (FtJ1S)

188 The slogan for makeup? God is a woman.

Posted by: LASue at September 07, 2021 05:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

Howsabout a sammich, God?

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (KnJdm)

189 186 Did Tarantino paid homage to the movie Badlands in True Romance?
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (2DOZq)

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Yes. Next question?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (eyes1)

190 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (xK9An)

So I see you're back to the margarine and the crown today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (AJzTi)

191 It always seemed apparent to me if someone uses Twitter they must be a twit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ynpvh)

May you scroll in interesting tweets.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (IyWjs)

192 Try a fucking beach towel, blimp.
Oh, and your lipstick is hideous, you're still a pig.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2021 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

193 Just use a tent to dry off lady.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2021 05:09 PM (r+sAi)

194 when the "national divorce" or "realignment of the states" or whatever its going to be called finally happens...crazy people like this are going to be offered the choice of: going to an inpatient mental hospital...prison...or deprtation to the nearest blue state of their choice...because the society that WE are going to create...is going to be known for two things: a low tolerance for bullshit...and high expectations of those who want to become full fledged members

Posted by: sound awake at September 07, 2021 05:09 PM (BQ5+M)

195 There is a reason that firearms and ammo sales are at maximum overdrive. The West is having a collective nervous breakdown as the Terminator state is shedding its human skin.

On the plus side, gas operated shotguns with detachable mags are now a thing. Linda Hamilton had to pump her shotgun.

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:09 PM (xunV5)

196 That is one ugly man/woman... Yikes

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2021 05:09 PM (L91xj)

197 179 But if a guy is one pound over normal weight and one inch shy of 6 feet he is an unperson incel for all of his days.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (hQVBP)

Not true. I'm more than a few pounds overweight and more than a few inches shy of 6', and she still stays with me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

198 If I have to get a covid test to have dinner with you, guess what, I see a 7-Eleven burrito in your near future.
++++

Dinner is served, my dear.
https://youtu.be/b8Fd76HpaFo

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 07, 2021 05:09 PM (QUJVI)

199 Let me guess, after the simulated pregnancy everybody will have to identify the air in his arms as a baby.

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (OaZlZ)

200 I was just thinking how awful it would be to have to work with Mr. Mom, but really it wouldn't be so bad. Everything that went wrong would be totally his fault. Everything.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (sWM8x)

201 all these dudes look like the announcer in Gladiator

Posted by: x at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (oA+QO)

202 On the plus side, gas operated shotguns with detachable mags are now a thing. Linda Hamilton had to pump her shotgun.
Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:09 PM (xunV5)

I have a repeat audio of an 870 racking as my slumber tunes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (yrol0)

203 I thought all the fat bitches were into showing off all three acres of the goods so why cover up in a bath towel when hand towels are around

Posted by: NCKate at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (QxvkR)

204 On the plus side, gas operated shotguns with detachable mags are now a thing.

They are everywhere! There must be fifty brands and styles.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (yQpMk)

205 Did Tarantino paid homage to the movie Badlands in True Romance?
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (2DOZq)

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Yes. Next question?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (eyes1)

Did he also consider it a comedy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (XvPQV)

206 >>190 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:04 PM (xK9An)
So I see you're back to the margarine and the crown today.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (AJzTi)

No.

Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (xK9An)

207 Fuck, I'm a hetero male construction worker and I fuckin know how to sew. I ain't great at it, but I can make it work

If'n you are a single dude, you have pretty much had to teach yourself how to sew- unless you wanted to buy a lot of new pants. It's always pants. Pockets. Buttons. Etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (z4k8L)

208 What she needs is a towel on a stick to get to those hard to reach spots.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (x6uUk)

209
Just use a tent to dry off lady.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

__________

Ringling Brothers ought to have some.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (/U27+)

210 They have blowers down at the carwash. Just sayin'

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (ecYxZ)

211 All Hail Zod! We can relax now for he is here to protect us from evil.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (/uaBM)

212 So Funny that everyone in the Bible who actually interacted with God consistently referred to Him as Him and He.)

God is non-corporeal so has no sex or gender. But Jesus taught us to pray, "our father who art..." which is good enough, considering he is the incarnated God to refer to as a source.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (ySQBZ)

213 Joe said that in America when things go bad and are serious, we always come out better because we are Diverse....I think not

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (L91xj)

214 >>Yes. Next question? Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (eyes1)

Define the universe. Give three examples.

Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (xK9An)

215 41 Genderflux makes the gendersolder genderflow.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (sWM8x)

--------

The Genderflux Capacitor will allow Genderfluid travel Back to the Future ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (Ji8Ca)

216 I am fake baby pro-abortion. Its for the best.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (r+sAi)

217 197 179 But if a guy is one pound over normal weight and one inch shy of 6 feet he is an unperson incel for all of his days.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (hQVBP)

Not true. I'm more than a few pounds overweight and more than a few inches shy of 6', and she still stays with me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

Granted she's blind as a bat without her glasses, so that must help.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

218 211 All Hail Zod! We can relax now for he is here to protect us from evil.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (/uaBM)

WAIT!

/Looks Confuslated...

I thought he WAS Evil.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (oHd/0)

219 The fact the people who like me best are beer drinkers make me question my Christianity.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (G4oPj)

220 We probably have a fair bit further to fall. Our leaders aren't even being that depraved in public yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone

Anyone seen Swallowswell lately?

Posted by: Miklosian Musings at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (QzkSJ)

221 It is written that Zod prefers I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (/uaBM)

222 Didn't Browning (PBUH) have a good autoloading shotgun? Mag 8? Auto 8? 1908?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (z4k8L)

223
Shorter Libs of TikTok:

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME FUCK YOU DADDY LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME FUCK YOU DADDY LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (n+4am)

224 On the plus side, gas operated shotguns with detachable mags are now a thing.

They are everywhere! There must be fifty brands and styles.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (yQpMk)

My local gunsmith doesn't give them much praise. He thinks they're more a gimmick than useful. I'm willing to give one a try though.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (UVMn8)

225 I thought he WAS Evil.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (oHd/0)

Lawful evil. Better than the other kinds.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (ghoDT)

226 215 41 Genderflux makes the gendersolder genderflow.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 04:47 PM (sWM8x)

--------

The Genderflux Capacitor will allow Genderfluid travel Back to the Future ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (Ji8Ca)

What a queer concept...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

227 I have a simulated baby every morning just after my first sip of coffee!
Sometimes it's just a turtle head...

Posted by: Fat Bastard at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (aAP3z)

228 No.
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (xK9An)

The crown is magically appearing without the aid of margarine? Congratulations!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (AJzTi)

229 I'm on my 2,288 week of pregnancy and still busy as a bee, hasn't slowed me down at all.

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (2JoB8)

230 >>211 All Hail Zod! We can relax now for he is here to protect us from evil.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (/uaBM)

Yea verily, it is a hard rain that falls, and falls hard on the heads of those who are not Under The Tent.

Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (xK9An)

231 199 Let me guess, after the simulated pregnancy everybody will have to identify the air in his arms as a baby.
Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (OaZlZ)
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He'll finish out his raucous Jaunt Through Femininity by having a late-term abortion.

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (ePZfA)

232 Off sock.

Yes. Next question?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:08 PM (eyes1)

Why so curt? I just watch Badlands for the first time today and noticed the narration and similar music.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

233 Well that face generator just created an image that would be intriguing book cover art, now to write something to fit. Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (qsfSB)

234 Browning was a great poet. Wrote that famous sonnet, Ode to a Twelve Gauge.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (/uaBM)

235 37 weeks - just go ahead and induce.

Seriously. Someone give this guy some nuclear levels of pitocin and lets see what comes out.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (Sd2Hw)

236 228 No.
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (xK9An) The crown is magically appearing without the aid of margarine? Congratulations!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (AJzTi)\

No.

Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (xK9An)

237 So I DDG SPT:

He still looks like an ogre. & according to another comment, its not a trans woman, its a fetishist.

the fake pregnancy stunt was "insensitive and irresponsible" as it relied on a "shock factor" grounded in the idea that men

Thus, a trans woman cannot become pregnant unless she receives a uterine

wait what!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (yrol0)

238 Didn't Browning (PBUH) have a good autoloading shotgun? Mag 8? Auto 8? 1908?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (z4k8L)

The Auto 5? I think it's recoil operated. Lovely shotty

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (XvPQV)

239 If'n you are a single dude, you have pretty much had to teach yourself how to sew- unless you wanted to buy a lot of new pants. It's always pants. Pockets. Buttons. Etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 05:10 PM (z4k8L)

Navy, deployed at sea... ain't like they got a seamstress onboard.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (oHd/0)

240 I am fake baby pro-abortion. Its for the best.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (r+sAi)

Won't anyone pretend to think about the fake children?

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 05:14 PM (KnJdm)

241 Something tells me he's not going to lose the simulated baby weight.

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:14 PM (OaZlZ)

242 223
Shorter Libs of TikTok:

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME FUCK YOU DADDY LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME FUCK YOU DADDY LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (n+4am)

I'm sorry, but I saw something out-of-context there that made me puke a little in my mouth:

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:14 PM (ynpvh)

243 Didn't Browning (PBUH) have a good autoloading shotgun? Mag 8? Auto 8? 1908?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (z4k8L)

Auto 5 ? the humpback

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2021 05:14 PM (M+Lyo)

244 232 Why so curt? I just watch Badlands for the first time today and noticed the narration and similar music.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq

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I was trying to do an Airplane II information desk guy thing.

No one got it, but i thought it was hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:14 PM (eyes1)

245 Seriously. Someone give this guy some nuclear levels of pitocin and lets see what comes out.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (Sd2Hw)

Brown Twins

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:14 PM (yrol0)

246 Simulate a vaginal delivery?
Shove a bumbershoot up
Your ass and open it, freak. Make sure you tear.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2021 05:14 PM (pnu2i)

247 235 37 weeks - just go ahead and induce.

Seriously. Someone give this guy some nuclear levels of pitocin and lets see what comes out.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (Sd2Hw)

Next up? He'll go to Texas and get an abortion...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (oHd/0)

248 Seriously. Someone give this guy some nuclear levels of pitocin and lets see what comes out.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (Sd2Hw)

Pitocin is of the devil. I say let's go for it.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (45fpk)

249 222 Didn't Browning (PBUH) have a good autoloading shotgun? Mag 8? Auto 8? 1908?
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You're probably thinking of the Auto 5.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (sWM8x)

250 Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (xK9An)

Well, then, you're not imperial if you have no ornamental trappings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (AJzTi)

251 Just use a tent to dry off lady.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Ringling Brothers ought to have some.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:11 PM (/U2

Good point. Since Ringling Brothers closed down I bet you could get those tents cheap and while there pick her up a couple of clown shoes too.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (UVMn8)

252 Next up? He'll go to Texas and get an abortion...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (oHd/0)

No one will sue.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (yQpMk)

253 One thing about a pretend baby. You can keep them on puberty blockers indefinitely because they aren't going to tell you their gender.

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (OaZlZ)

254 And I kind of like ketchup potato chips.

I do too, there are some very odd, alternate chip flavors from other nations that are fun to try. Some are ghastly but its interesting to find out, anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

255 I wonder if Id make a good match with blind women, but I just cant see it.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (hQVBP)

256 Old and busted -- sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

the new hotness -- fake bits of foam I make my home, but humans will never touch me.

Another old saw goes -- call me anything you like, just don't call me late for dinner.

I'm not seeing many missed dinners in this bunch. Around feedin' times, their pronoun becomes sooey.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (F0YaR)

257 But if a guy is one pound over normal weight and one inch shy of 6 feet he is an unperson incel for all of his days.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger

The bulge around my waist is an oversized money belt

Posted by: Miklos, just being honest and body-positive at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (QzkSJ)

258 The Auto 5? I think it's recoil operated. Lovely shotty
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (XvPQV)

The 5 Automatic is also the brand of Seiko that Gene Kranz wore.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (ghoDT)

259 LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME FUCK YOU DADDY LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME FUCK YOU DADDY LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (n+4am)

I'm sorry, but I saw something out-of-context there that made me puke a little in my mouth:
====

We don't get it...

Posted by: The Bidens at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (iydjf)

260 So... when do the infant terrariums show up for these apparently broken and severely retarded people to "observe" their bought creations?

It's coming.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (BFigT)

261 The fact the people who like me best are beer drinkers make me question my Christianity.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 07, 2021 05:12 PM (G4oPj)
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That is the most Calvinist post that has ever been posted.

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (ePZfA)

262 So, did some side by side testing of a gas operated magazine-fed shotty vs a standard pump.

gas operated shotty was the AR-like Rock Island VR-60, with 2 5 round magazines.

Pumpy gun was a cheap Stevens 320 with 5~6 round tube mag and ghost ring sights.

Loading magazines was not easy or intuitive and rim lock is a real danger. Recoil from both shotties was mild. Reloading was not as easy as expected using the magazines.

In the end, you can fire 10 rounds of 12 gauge faster with the VR-60, but you can fire 11+ rounds faster with the Stevens. I'm keeping both, but I prefer the Stevens 320.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (XvPQV)

263 Btw, there are 50 states not 57,

Baskin Robinss has 44 flavors not 31

There are 2 genders, and in my opinion, 1 of which is worth a fuck

Posted by: Y5 at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (7uacM)

264 If you feel the need to discuss sex with preschoolers you are automatically self defined as an "Incarcerable Pervert"

Posted by: azjaeger at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (9Z7QL)

265 I think it's nice of them to make it easier for the rest of us to identify the toxic.

Such as the cute hyper thing blathering on and on. Now normally she'd be attractive to most guys/gals until you hit that pronoun barrier and the 10 minute lecture on how to deal with their problem.

If you're lucky to see this without engaging with them first then you can quietly back away and pretend you weren't ever interested and go about your business. This is double good for the work environment.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (nzLi4)

266
remember the alt-left webzine called Salon?
*This is not Bablyon Bee:

They hitched their wagon to Satanists in their fight to kill unborn (And Almost Born) babies.

"The Satanists Are Right!" they cry.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 05:17 PM (Jjqlo)

267 Ok, here's my idea for a screenplay, "The Transaction."

Jason Momoa is a regular family guy but he drives a Lambo and he's secretly gay on the side and he's whoring out on Grindr.

He hooks up with some "hot young dude" but it turns out he's getting catfished by Liam Neeson. He's all "no way, old man, leave me alone," but Liam gets obsessed with him, and goes all Fatal Attraction on him, and he drives a Porsche 911 GTS and he's also a retired CIA agent.

Jason gets tired of Liam threatening his suburban white-picket-fence charade of a lifestyle, so he runs his Porsche off the Brooklyn Bridge in an adrenaline-pumping Michael Bay style chase scene. He thinks Liam's dead now but he's totally not.

Liam uses his spycraft to fully transition to a comely hussy, both to disguise himself as he hunts Momoa, and to seduce the sexually confused husband and father. These motives become hopelessly entwined in a really artistic way.

They fall in love and kill the wife together before living out their shared dream of robbing banks to raise funds for BLM. And you can donate to BLM too with a QR code in the credits.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 05:17 PM (FvCkv)

268 But if a guy is one pound over normal weight and one inch shy of 6 feet he is an unperson incel for all of his days.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

I know he doesn't get a lot of love here, but Brad Paisley's Online covers the subject:

https://tinyurl.com/3jw3d42t

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 05:17 PM (2JVJo)

269 Well, then, you're not imperial if you have no ornamental trappings.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hmmm

Ornamental Trappists

Posted by: Monastery and Convent of St. Miklos at September 07, 2021 05:17 PM (QzkSJ)

270 The Auto 5? I think it's recoil operated. Lovely shotty

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (XvPQV)

Great video on the Winchester Sour Grapes Letter on the Auto 5, peripherally, at Forgotten Weapons.

https://youtu.be/fHU4dyfrOBk

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 05:17 PM (KnJdm)

271 I'd rather just have more shotguns

Posted by: x at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (oA+QO)

272 Auto Five still works. The major pain with them is you have to set the friction rings for various loads.

The new mag detachables come primarily from Turkey and are either AR or AK pattern with 5 round mags (import restrictions) but you can buy aftermarket larger capacity mags. If you choose wisely with your your buttstock and loads, recoil is less than the pump actions with faster reloading. 3 gun competitions are the impetus to that market.

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (xunV5)

273 SimPreg is a dude?

Well blow me down.........

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (jvt6t)

274 I was trying to do an Airplane II information desk guy thing.

No one got it, but i thought it was hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at September 07, 2021 05:14 PM (eyes1

We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.

Posted by: Just a side note at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (2DOZq)

275
All this mockery will cause xer to have a miscarriage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (/U27+)

276 Next up? He'll go to Texas and get an abortion...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (oHd/0)

In 1973, the number of deaths related to abortions was 47.

Its about 3 today. Maybe we get lucky!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (yrol0)

277 The Auto 5? I think it's recoil operated. Lovely shotty
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (XvPQV)

The 5 Automatic is also the brand of Seiko that Gene Kranz wore.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (ghoDT)

I went back to battery powered, standard movement watches. Just wasn't happy with automatics, didn't keep time reliably.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (XvPQV)

278 My friend still shoots an auto 5 that has no bluing left on it. Works perfect.

Manufactured from 1902-1998

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (M+Lyo)

279 They fall in love and kill the wife together before living out their shared dream of robbing banks to raise funds for BLM. And you can donate to BLM too with a QR code in the credits.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 05:17 PM (FvCkv)

Take my money.

Posted by: Hollywood at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (yQpMk)

280 Next up? He'll go to Texas and get an abortion...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (oHd/0)
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We'll make him carry around a five pound sack of flour with a face drawn on it, like in Home Ec.

Posted by: reason at September 07, 2021 05:19 PM (ePZfA)

281 The Lives and Love of a CIA Devil

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 05:19 PM (qsfSB)

282 So... when do the infant terrariums show up for these apparently broken and severely retarded people to "observe" their bought creations?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2021 05:16 PM (BFigT)

You know it's coming. Because of course they have to ape every trapping of childbearing, even the terrarium. So now actual couples with real children won't be able to find terraria anywhere.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 05:19 PM (ghoDT)

283 6 weeks later at work: Ummm... yeah, your baby looks stillborn.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2021 05:19 PM (r+sAi)

284
lol @ those wacky japs!

This is an old video. It's a tv ad from Japan for detergent...and, well,...
Qiaobi Detergent Commercial

https://youtu.be/9hyzQBKFpVc

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 05:19 PM (Jjqlo)

285 271 I'd rather just have more shotguns

Posted by: x at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (oA+QO)

I'd like to see that gender reveal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:19 PM (ynpvh)

286 And now for story about pleasant, normal people

(From Sunny Skyz)

https://tinyurl.com/fsrcsc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 05:19 PM (AJzTi)

287 The one thing that the Auto Five had going for it was that the hump at the rear, just as the square Glock slide does, makes it easier and faster to be on target. The Auto Five was so popular among some hunters, that the revised Auto Five has the hump although it is a different recoil system.

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:20 PM (xunV5)

288 My first major trial as an associate was defending a supplement company against serious personal injury claims by an attractive woman who, it turned out, had serious personality disorders. She had faked a pregnancy of twins for 8 months and even attended a huge baby shower She eventually claimed a miscarriage but I was suspicious (about everything about her) and in the course of discovery, determined she had never been pregnant. Her husband was shocked and appalled (so was the jury; we won), but she came up with all sorts of excuses.

Posted by: LASue at September 07, 2021 05:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

289 I had a simulated baby and it was defective, so I sent it back and demanded a refund. They sent me a refund, but it was simulated. Now I'm stuck with all these simulated baby clothes.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2021 05:20 PM (/uaBM)

290 284
lol @ those wacky japs!

This is an old video. It's a tv ad from Japan for detergent...and, well,...
Qiaobi Detergent Commercial

https://youtu.be/9hyzQBKFpVc

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 05:19 PM (Jjqlo)

I thought that was Chinese.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

291 I went back to battery powered, standard movement watches. Just wasn't happy with automatics, didn't keep time reliably.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (XvPQV)

I have one, and it does drift a few second a month. They probably reset them every week (or maybe every shift).

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 05:21 PM (ghoDT)

292 "Lunatic Karen fires her doctor because he says that given that they're both vaccinated, it's probably safe to drop the useless, Facial Virtue Signaling Paper masks. She wants back-pats and peepee touches for being So Stunning and So Brave."

It doesn't get any better than this.

Posted by: Corona at September 07, 2021 05:21 PM (nakGR)

293 The estranged wife's lover will be played by Justin Timberlake, and will die trying to save her when Momoa and Neeson carry out their murder plot.

The hard bitten NYPD homicide detective who links the conscience-shocking double murder to the string of BLM-related heists will be played by Ben Stiller.

He's a renegade cop who plays by his own rules, and isn't afraid to break them. When the FBI agent (Denzel Washington) assigned to the bank jobs tries to claim jurisdiction over Stiller's murder, he just goes rogue.

His unsanctioned investigation uncovers Denzel as the conspiratorial link between BLM and the non-cishet duo of thrill-killers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 05:21 PM (FvCkv)

294 Brain parasites. It has to be brain parasites.

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2021 05:21 PM (OMAvJ)

295 FDA Confirms Both Vaxxed and Unvaxxed Have 99% Chance of Not Getting COVID-19

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:22 PM (yrol0)

296 I'd like to see that gender reveal.

Posted by: jim

They make gender reveal kits for Tannerite or Sonic boom but probably banned in CA because there is only blue or pink clouds from it.

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:22 PM (xunV5)

297 " If you choose wisely with your your buttstock and loads, recoil is less than the pump actions with faster reloading."
-----------

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 07, 2021 05:22 PM (ePZfA)

298 Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 05:19 PM (Jjqlo)

Holy crap!! He came out white. And Japanese!! I wish they'd play that commercial on heavy rotation in Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore.......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 05:22 PM (jvt6t)

299 >>> 252 Next up? He'll go to Texas and get an abortion...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (oHd/0)

No one will sue.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (yQpMk)

LOL

M. Garland, whammen, etc hardest hit!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2021 05:23 PM (ACi07)

300 >>250 Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:13 PM (xK9An) Well, then, you're not imperial if you have no ornamental trappings. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2021 05:15 PM (AJzTi)

No.

Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:23 PM (xK9An)

301 Towel girl put makeup on ...she thinks that will make her attractive....

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2021 05:23 PM (V13WU)

302 What do you feed a simulated baby?

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 05:23 PM (KnJdm)

303 I wonder if he'll turn down a C section if his baby is a little late.

Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 05:23 PM (+ya+t)

304 The STATE is requiring medical offices to require masks. Most doctors tell you you can take it off once out of anyone's view. I tell them I can't understand them if they keep it on. They never do.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 07, 2021 05:24 PM (ySQBZ)

305 I watched a matchmaker video on how she gave up taking on female clients because their demands were unhinged.

To start off requiring their man to be 6 feet at least and she mentioned how only 14% of the single male population are actually over 6 foot so right off the bat they eliminated 86% of men.

As much as she would try to reason and say they needed to expand their horizons especially over a criterion men have absolutely no control over they were adamant, so that along with other lunatic demands caused her to say F it and leave the profession. Lulz

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:24 PM (hQVBP)

306 302 What do you feed a simulated baby?
Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 05:23 PM (KnJdm)

Similac

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:24 PM (yrol0)

307 302 What do you feed a simulated baby?

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 05:23 PM (KnJdm)

Common Core and Critical Race Theory.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:24 PM (ynpvh)

308 Now boarding! Helicopter rides with simulated disembarkments!

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at September 07, 2021 05:25 PM (Q+ESV)

309 You can feed simulated babies to crocodiles. Or so I have heard.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2021 05:25 PM (/uaBM)

310 303 I wonder if he'll turn down a C section if his baby is a little late.

Posted by: dartist at September 07, 2021 05:23 PM (+ya+t)

It needs a hysteroctomy. Keep digging till you find the uterus.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:25 PM (ynpvh)

311 So, I filled out the only required field on the vax "attestation" form at work, which was a field to type my name. In other words, I did not provide an answer to the question of whether I've had the shot, as it wasn't required. Thought that had closed the issue, but I just got a generic email requesting me, again, to fill out the form.

Since it's generic, I'm going to ignore it until someone comes after me in person, in which case I'll tell them I've filled out every required field and keep dragging this out as long as I can.

(You would think they'd have been smart enough to either make the question required or interpret no response as decline to provide. But no.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2021 05:25 PM (8548M)

312 What do you feed a simulated baby

===

trick question . you do not feed a simulated baby.

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2021 05:25 PM (V13WU)

313 don't you mean Simulac?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 05:25 PM (qsfSB)

314
Holy crap!! He came out white. And Japanese!! I wish they'd play that commercial on heavy rotation in Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore.......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 05:22 PM (jvt6t)

__________

Chinx don't care about your racial hangup.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:25 PM (/U27+)

315 Similac

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:24 PM (yrol0)

Of course.

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 05:26 PM (KnJdm)

316 As much as she would try to reason and say they needed to expand their horizons especially over a criterion men have absolutely no control over they were adamant, so that along with other lunatic demands caused her to say F it and leave the profession. Lulz
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:24 PM (hQVBP)

Now do dicks!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:26 PM (yrol0)

317 Radical idea: if you want to have abortion on demand move to Cali or NY.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at September 03, 2021 07:11 PM (yL291)

then, after 12-18 hours, when when the contractions are off the chart, bring on the epidural needle straight into the spinal column.

Welcome to womanhood.

Posted by: LASue at September 07, 2021 05:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

318 FDA Confirms Both Vaxxed and Unvaxxed Have 99% Chance of Not Getting COVID-19
Posted by: rhennigantx
Not getting? Or not dying?

Posted by: MikeM at September 07, 2021 05:26 PM (6WyvU)

319
In the climax, Stiller intercepts Momoa and Neeson in a parking garage where they meet Washington to hand off the heist money for BLM. All three of them die, but Denzel escapes with the Lamborghini full of cash. In the denouement, he stands at the spot where Momoa originally ran Neeson off the bridge.

He peers through a pair of binoculars at a gay party cruise boat gliding down the river under a BLM flag, and he knows all the sacrifice was worth it. As he walks into the sunset, the Brooklyn Bridge explodes in the background.

Fin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 05:26 PM (FvCkv)

320 MAE, The JM Browning long recoil system for the Auto Five was later adapted for JMB's long recoil Remington auto rifles (Model 8 for example).

Winchester passed on Browning's Auto Five design so he took it to FN and later to Remington. The Model 11 Remington is essentially an Auto Five with a few minor changes.

Have two and quite like them.

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:26 PM (xunV5)

321 If you want to wear a low cut dress to show off your tits, you should have some. No one wants to see your hairy chest

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 07, 2021 05:26 PM (YynYJ)

322 "pregnancy simulation"...Are they going to pull a bowling ball out of this freaks asshole, wipe it off, wrap it in a blanket, and present it to him as the grand finale?
Or is he going to have a "penis baby"

Posted by: Tyler Mason at September 07, 2021 05:26 PM (a1YNN)

323 Anna NOPE

Similac Pro-Sensitive�* Infant Formula with Iron, 4 Count,

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:26 PM (yrol0)

324 297 heh.

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:27 PM (xunV5)

325 #weirdo #freak #subhuman #degenerate #molester #lunatic #nutjob

Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 07, 2021 05:27 PM (0ifll)

326 Brain parasites. It has to be brain parasites.
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2021 05:21 PM (OMAvJ)

Oh, those poor parasites.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 05:27 PM (wAnMi)

327 The Pregnancy Simulator guy...

Anyone notice the Disney princess obsession on his cubicle wall? He's an alleged adult (along with alleged woman). Honestly, it's amazing how quickly our country went from self-sufficiency as a goal to infantilization as a goal. From "Give me liberty or give me death" to "Give me a pillow and turn on the Disney channel or I'll scream"

Posted by: red speck at September 07, 2021 05:27 PM (gS3OW)

328 lol @ those wacky japs!

This is an old video. It's a tv ad from Japan for detergent...and, well,...Qiaobi Detergent Commercial

https://youtu.be/9hyzQBKFpVc

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 05:19 PM (Jjqlo

Speaking of Japanese TV from the past - MXC
https://tinyurl.com/3n2a9zdv

Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 05:27 PM (UVMn8)

329 All of these represent desperate people screaming "Pay Attention To Me!"

And for some reason now they are indulged. It wasn't always so and I suspect it will also end, rather abruptly.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 07, 2021 05:27 PM (3yqPP)

330
I predict I will win all 23 Oscars for this film. It will make Terrence Malick look like a grindhouse hack.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (FvCkv)

331 Anna

I have adopted (as in pay cash money) my wifes sister 4 grandkids.

I know how to spell and buy it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (yrol0)

332
Shouldn't all these discarded masks be treated as biohazard waste? Special hamdl8ng, etc? If it saves one life...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (/U27+)

333 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

I gotta say I'm 100% with ace's suggestion that all lefties and other delusions be completely ostracized in public.

If/when I ever get another 'traditional' job, I'm going to try and set a record for least amount of words ever said to anyone else.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (L2ZTs)

334 other delusionals, that is.
That's the only correct term for these sick people: delusionals.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (L2ZTs)

335 On the plus side, gas operated shotguns with detachable mags are now a thing. Linda Hamilton had to pump her shotgun.
Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:09 PM (xunV5)

Linda Hamilton could have pumped my shotgun.

Sorry, ettes, I had to.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (T7iTv)

336 Have two and quite like them.
Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:26 PM (xunV5)

I still shoot my 1100, can't let it go. Every once in a while I will take the 870 to the skeet field

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2021 05:29 PM (M+Lyo)

337 318 FDA Confirms Both Vaxxed and Unvaxxed Have 99% Chance of Not Getting COVID-19
Posted by: rhennigantx
Not getting? Or not dying?
Posted by: MikeM

Well, at least today. Tomorrow, after the reading of the chicken entrails and then after they are thrown into the Flames of Truth, it may be something different.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2021 05:29 PM (QFVV9)

338 I've never thought about stapling squirrel tails to my forehead. Now that I see it, I'm glad I didn't.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 05:29 PM (wAnMi)

339 332
Shouldn't all these discarded masks be treated as biohazard waste? Special hamdl8ng, etc? If it saves one life...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (/U27+)

That would go for used: Kleenex, toilet paper, toothbrushes,...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:29 PM (ynpvh)

340 Speaking of Japanese TV from the past - MXC
https://tinyurl.com/3n2a9zdv

Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 05:27 PM (UVMn

MXC was one of the best things to ever happen to TV.

Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 05:29 PM (KnJdm)

341 >>> 326 Brain parasites. It has to be brain parasites.
Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2021 05:21 PM (OMAvJ)

Oh, those poor parasites.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 05:27 PM (wAnMi)

That would help explain some of the freak out over Ivermectin.

...ok, the THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS or whatever it is per "vaccine" dose helps too...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2021 05:29 PM (ACi07)

342 332
Shouldn't all these discarded masks be treated as biohazard waste? Special hamdl8ng, etc? If it saves one life...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (/U27+)

Wife is in healthcare. RED BAGS!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2021 05:29 PM (yrol0)

343 Shouldn't all these discarded masks be treated as biohazard waste? Special hamdl8ng, etc? If it saves one life...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (/U27+)

They should be.. On my morning walk I am dodging them.. People just toss them on the paths

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2021 05:30 PM (L91xj)

344 337 318 FDA Confirms Both Vaxxed and Unvaxxed Have 99% Chance of Not Getting COVID-19
Posted by: rhennigantx
Not getting? Or not dying?
Posted by: MikeM

Well, at least today. Tomorrow, after the reading of the chicken entrails and then after they are thrown into the Flames of Truth, it may be something different.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2021 05:29 PM (QFVV9)

THey go the local PP for an aborted baby sacrificed to Moloch. That gives better results.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:30 PM (ynpvh)

345 Sorry, ettes, I had to.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (T7iTv)

It's the law.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 05:30 PM (wAnMi)

346
If/when I ever get another 'traditional' job, I'm going to try and set a record for least amount of words ever said to anyone else.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs)

_________

Not related to business? Not talking. Pronouns? Never use any pronouns of whatever shape, fashion or color?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:30 PM (/U27+)

347 I predict I will win all 23 Oscars for this film. It will make Terrence Malick look like a grindhouse hack.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (FvCkv)

A+ on the pitch. Better than everything coming from Hollywood today.

Posted by: LASue at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

348 Speaking of Japanese TV from the past - MXC
https://tinyurl.com/3n2a9zdv

Posted by: Beartooth at September 07, 2021 05:27 PM (UVMn

MXC was one of the best things to ever happen to TV.
Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 05:29 PM (KnJdm)

Right you are, Ken

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (XvPQV)

349 Puddinhead says all our electricity will be zero-emissions by 2020.

http://bitly.ws/gm3S

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (sWM8x)

350 346
If/when I ever get another 'traditional' job, I'm going to try and set a record for least amount of words ever said to anyone else.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs)

_________

Not related to business? Not talking. Pronouns? Never use any pronouns of whatever shape, fashion or color?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:30 PM (/U27+)

Mouth broken. Watch for finger.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (ynpvh)

351 Cruise Ship?

More like refer to you as Fire Island Ferry.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (M1LKA)

352 Towel girl put makeup on ...she thinks that will make her attractive....

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2021 05:23 PM (V13WU)

Yeah...I noticed that...and a lot of it. What's the deal with these pigs wearing so much makeup they look even more like the fat clown at the third-rate circus?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (Q9lwr)

353 Browning A5. All the cool kids have at least one.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (0OP+5)

354 MXC was one of the best things to ever happen to TV.

Rated as true.
Spent many an hour watching with my youngest. I still watch old episodes and laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (x6uUk)

355 349 Puddinhead says all our electricity will be zero-emissions by 2020.

http://bitly.ws/gm3S

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (sWM8x)

A nuclear war can do that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (ynpvh)

356 >>MXC was one of the best things to ever happen to TV.

Right you are Ken.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (M1LKA)

357 The trick to loading magazines to avoid rimlock is to stack the rims forward when loading which is also necessary for old rimmed rifles cartridges like the .303 British, 7.62x54 Russian, 35 Remington in a Model 8, or even most .22 LR box magazines. Slapping the charging handle on a mag operated shotgun can jar it loose if it occurs.

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (xunV5)

358
Ace used to post those Jap MXC vids, for a spell.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (Jjqlo)

359 Hadrian, exactamundo.
In California, anything any white male says in public can and will be used against him with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)

360 >>> 349 Puddinhead says all our electricity will be zero-emissions by 2020.

http://bitly.ws/gm3S
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2021 05:31 PM (sWM8x)

Seriously?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (ACi07)

361 Ok, here's my idea for a screenplay, "The Transaction."

Ripped from the headlines! A guaranteed critic fave!

Linda Hamilton had to pump her shotgun.

I referred to that in writing Western Hero

'Sarah Connoring' a shotgun, cock and fire with one hand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (KZzsI)

362 I had a patient who identified as Rum Tum Tigger from Cats, right down to the costume and makeup. I put an instant stop to it and had him washed.. in normal times, an employer could have an engineer sent to crisis for that. Not so sure. Now

Posted by: CN at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (ONvIw)

363 Lipstick on a pig, CBD, lipstick on a pig...

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (V13WU)

364 CBD, they're wannabe drag queens.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)

365 >>Browning A5.

I have a Browning Gold that is just dwnright unfair to the Upland Birds.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (M1LKA)

366 qdpsteve... Yo!

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (6Je/Q)

367 last tweet is funny

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (oEn12)

368 Country songs:

"He stopped loving her today" George Jones.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at September 07, 2021 05:33 PM (YynYJ)

369 trick question . you do not feed a simulated baby.
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2021 05:25 PM (V13WU)

H8ER!!!!

Posted by: Ugly Dudes Simulating Everywhere at September 07, 2021 05:33 PM (jvt6t)

370 359 Hadrian, exactamundo.
In California, anything any white male says in public can and will be used against him with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (L2ZTs)

Well, honestly, any non-liberal. The libs love to white-face conservatives of color.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:33 PM (ynpvh)

371 Hey kraken!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:33 PM (L2ZTs)

372 353 Eromeo,
Inherited both Auto Fives in our house. One is has the old suicide safety but the other is a lovely Sweet Sixteen with upgraded stock.

The worst that I can say about them is that the foregrip can break over time.

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:33 PM (xunV5)

373 jim, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:33 PM (L2ZTs)

374 Fat Pyrsyn going for the Gacy Effect....

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 05:34 PM (6Je/Q)

375 Children, he says, should be strong enough to protect themselves.
---
From people who throw hissies about "victimization" if you don't play along with their make-believe.

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:34 PM (OaZlZ)

376 This girl is kinda cute, but not nearly cute enough to get away with . . . .

Rule Number 1.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2021 05:34 PM (QU5/8)

377 It's now been proven that a simulated baby can grow up to be president.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2021 05:34 PM (/uaBM)

378 Now we know why the Circus went out of business. It couldn't compete with the left!

Posted by: Tyler Mason at September 07, 2021 05:34 PM (a1YNN)

379 >>I gotta say I'm 100% with ace's suggestion that all lefties and other delusions be completely ostracized in public. Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (L2ZTs)

I get this, but allow me to digress to 1973.

Remember Nixon's resignation speech? "Always remember, others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."

We must remain whole (and DEVO). Let them destroy themselves. Our Martian masters will reward us for our fortitude by remaining impassive in the face of artificial-penis weirdness.

Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:34 PM (xK9An)

380 MAE, The JM Browning long recoil system for the Auto Five was later adapted for JMB's long recoil Remington auto rifles (Model 8 for example).

Winchester passed on Browning's Auto Five design so he took it to FN and later to Remington. The Model 11 Remington is essentially an Auto Five with a few minor changes.

Have two and quite like them.
Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:26 PM (xunV5)

I had a chance for an Auto 5 and didn't take it. I have regrets but I was too hung up on shell capacity. I do own an Remington 11-48 that is a delight.

But I'm (so far) really impressed by the Stevens 320. I think the price point, light weight and ghost ring sights are strong points in its favor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:34 PM (XvPQV)

381 To the passive-aggressive tubbo who's mad that no towels "fit" her... she might be relieved to find these things -- aptly named (for her) -- "comforters" that would probably suffice.

Posted by: red speck at September 07, 2021 05:34 PM (gS3OW)

382 That fake pregnant man is obviously an "autumn," but he's dressing like he's a "winter."

Someone needs to get him help.

Posted by: LASue at September 07, 2021 05:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

383 >MXC was one of the best things to ever happen to TV.
Posted by: flounder at September 07, 2021 05:29 PM (KnJdm)

Right you are, Ken!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 07, 2021 05:35 PM (DXFDM)

384 376 This girl is kinda cute, but not nearly cute enough to get away with . . . .

Rule Number 1.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2021 05:34 PM (QU5/

I thought we weren't allowed to talk about Rule #1.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:35 PM (ynpvh)

385 Hey kraken!
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:33 PM

Aren't you supposed to release the kraken?

Posted by: Prometheus at September 07, 2021 05:35 PM (a3Q+t)

386 They all get to see themselves on screen and imagine that millions are influenced. They are stars. It started with selfies and will end with pograms.

Posted by: Paul in texas at September 07, 2021 05:35 PM (Z6XcQ)

387 I know transmen and transwomen and they aren't anywhere near that crazy. They know they're trans, for one thing.
The whole idea that being a woman is a social construct or that being *pregnant* is a social construct that one can just play-act through and it's as if you really have gone through that physical process? No. OMG. I'm sorry for women who want children but can't bear them, and it's tragic sometimes. Other women choose not to have kids, and that's okay, too. But actually having a life in your womb, rolling the dice on morning sickness severity, having the kid jumping on your bladder for three months or more. I don't care who you are, you don't get to play act that. I don't care if you induce vomiting every morning for four weeks, you're sick in the head and it is NOT the same, there is NOT a baby depending on you for life who will be harmed if you dehydrate too much.
And what makes me mad is that the trans folks who just want to do their thing, their lives are made harder because the only people who *benefit* from being accepting of these insane ideas are well off, privileged, mostly white (cis) women who are building social capital with their their friends.

Posted by: Synova at September 07, 2021 05:35 PM (BD/yx)

388 Zod, hmmmm thanks

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:35 PM (L2ZTs)

389 >>>So drunk pissing in an alley will get you life on the sex offender registry and talking to kids about buttsecks will get you...a job at your local school district?

Do I have that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2021 04:43 PM (DpkTQ)

=======

Coincidently, I went through my Phy. Ed. program in college with a former State Trooper. He was kicked off the force after being busted by a city cop for drunk pissing in an alley.

Posted by: I don't like my nic at September 07, 2021 05:35 PM (RIPpb)

390 Prometheus, I took the lid off the bottle of rum. Does that count? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (L2ZTs)

391 Remember Nixon's resignation speech? "Always remember, others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself."

We must remain whole (and DEVO). Let them destroy themselves. Our Martian masters will reward us for our fortitude by remaining impassive in the face of artificial-penis weirdness.
Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:34 PM (xK9An)

Nixon was a squish Left-Center GOP loser.
Our China problem traces directly to him.
If we hated our enemies more and earlier, they would not have destroyed the Republic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (XvPQV)

392 kraken done been released... while back....

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (6Je/Q)

393 God hates sin.
No one with sin will be allowed into heaven.
You will have to confess that you lied, agreeing a man is really a woman.
Or be condemned to hell.
Why risk your eternal salvation for a lie?

A stupid, obvious, clear LIE?

Posted by: Lrrr at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (jIL4c)

394 Maybe that dude will decide to have a late term abortion to protest Texas' law.

Probably just as well, because the pretend baby will be a mongoloid.

And wind up taking ~~dad's~~ mom's job filling salt shakers at Applebees.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (wAnMi)

395
When the Democrats are on the same side as antifa..
When the Democrats are on the same side as satanists...
When the Democrats are on the same side as pedophiles...
When the Democrats are on the same side as the Taliban...

You know you're in the year 2021.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (Jjqlo)

396 I wonder if you could claim the life insurance if you fake died giving birth to the fake baby.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (r+sAi)

397 Shouldn't all these discarded masks be treated as biohazard waste? Special hamdl8ng, etc? If it saves one life...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:28 PM (/U27+)

Time to start a K Street firm. We can get a crackpot PhD to concur, then have a plan ready with modest spending outlays ($1,000,000,000.00) and start SAVING LIVES!!

Posted by: Ugly Dudes Simulating Everywhere at September 07, 2021 05:37 PM (jvt6t)

398 Most of the MtF trannies are straight guys (no way are they getting rid of their dicks) who hate women. They want to invade women's spaces and take over. They want women and girls forced to look at and touch their junk. It's debasing to women, that's what gets them off. They're loud and physically aggressive towards women who don't submit, not to mention litigious.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:37 PM (hn75F)

399 336 Hatari,
Supposedly the remnants of Remington Firearm that were not sold off plan to start making shotguns again. Dunno which models but I would stock up right now on replacement gas system parts for your 1100. The 870's pretty much can go on for a long time with minimal parts breakage.

Both are excellent, I prefer the 1100 slightly because of softer shooting but the 870 is a tank that keeps going and going (aside from maybe the last that the company made before bankruptcy).

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:37 PM (xunV5)

400 A polyamorous witch who wants to "rap" with your preschoolers about genitals and consent.
----
Well, you know what *they* say.

Yeah, stupid shit.

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:37 PM (OaZlZ)

401 Masks are used once in a medical setting, but other uses are in and out of businesses and hung on the turn signal or rearview mirror for who knows how long. Unsanitary. I bet that 37 week pregnancy guy re-uses tampons that way. Visual too harsh?

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2021 05:37 PM (0OP+5)

402 You know, lonely confused people used go to the bar and quietly drink away their problems.

How I long for those simpler days.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 07, 2021 05:37 PM (/ysh1)

403 I swear there were none of those identical responses when I wrote mine. Sigh, Horde mind. You gotta be fast around here.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at September 07, 2021 05:38 PM (DXFDM)

404 A polyamorous witch who wants to "rap" with your preschoolers about genitals and consent.

You know, if I was gonna pick someone to rap with babies about genitals and consent, I'd pick Busta Rhymes over a polyamorous witch. I think Busta would give them a healthier view of the subject.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2021 05:38 PM (QU5/8)

405 >>Nixon was a squish Left-Center GOP loser.
Our China problem traces directly to him. If we hated our enemies more and earlier, they would not have destroyed the Republic. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (XvPQV)

Huh.

Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:38 PM (xK9An)

406
We can get a crackpot PhD to concur

__________

Dr. Steven Hotez, Baylor College of Medicine. Man's a lunatic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:38 PM (/U27+)

407 >>870 is a tank

It's a gun.

A mallet.

A lever.

It does it all.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 05:39 PM (M1LKA)

408 The fact that 99% of their eyes are just basically only the whites of their eyes is kinda like natures' way of saying RUN!

Posted by: Corona at September 07, 2021 05:39 PM (nakGR)

409 *future conversation*

Grandson, did I ever tell ya the time I sock failed on AoSHQ?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 05:39 PM (jvt6t)

410 I'm reading the book of Jeremiah at the moment. The passages where the Lord talks about His people turning away from him, and therefore he will destroy them and humble them... It's hard to read.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2021 05:39 PM (8548M)

411 " It started with selfies and will end with pograms."

memorable words !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 05:39 PM (Seiya)

412 I have a Browning Gold that is just dwnright unfair to the Upland Birds.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 05:32 PM (M1LKA)

Eh...there are better shotguns. But if you want to get rid of it I could be convinced to take it off your hands for you...because that's what friends do!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2021 05:40 PM (Q9lwr)

413 TransSim ugly "pregnant" person reminds me of that guy in Jurassic Park. The bad guy who steals the amber-encased mosquito to sell it to someone. He gets eaten by a dinosaur.

And I was also wondering, who is more unattractive. TransSim ugly "pregnant" person or Dr. Rachel Levine. I can't reach a conclusion.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2021 05:40 PM (O+I8R)

414 >> I'm reading the book of Jeremiah at the moment.

The book of Aunt Jemimah is fluffier and sweeter.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 05:40 PM (M1LKA)

415 My friend still shoots an auto 5 that has no bluing left on it. Works perfect.

Manufactured from 1902-1998
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (M+Lyo)

Hand carved out of diamond? How does a gun take 96 years to make?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 07, 2021 05:40 PM (T7iTv)

416 I think the obvious problem here is this: What these people are demanding is huge amounts of work to just refer to them in the third person. That level of work might be worth it if they were intelligent, interesting, and/or hot like fire, but obviously, not a single one of these stupid, boring, ugly people is worth even the lowest level of mental engagement and effort.
---
I is not. That's why we have pronouns. We made the minimal accommodation for sexes and plurality.

That's it. They are not meant to have a whole second address book entry.

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:40 PM (OaZlZ)

417 I wonder if you could claim the life insurance if you fake died giving birth to the fake baby.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (r+sAi)

Or what if you fake gave birth to fake conjoined twins sharing a fake heart? Would the doctors be famous for separating them? What would be the outcry if they condemned one of them to death so the other could survive?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 05:40 PM (wAnMi)

418 I have had the same mask laying around - stuffed in back pocket used on rare occasions... for the last 18 months... it's black, doesn't show stains...

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 05:40 PM (6Je/Q)

419 410 I'm reading the book of Jeremiah at the moment. The passages where the Lord talks about His people turning away from him, and therefore he will destroy them and humble them... It's hard to read.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2021 05:39 PM (8548M)

The Israelites were really good at killing the messenger, literally.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (ynpvh)

420 I never see people like this where I live. Not in the stores or at ball games or in the park or anywhere. Except this one guy who used to come to the vet. Real nice guy. Kind of burly. Always wore a dress. I don't think he was trying to transition or anything. He was kind of like Klinger in MASH. Just liked to wear dresses. His wife was nice too. She never seemed embarrassed.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (45fpk)

421 *sigh*

Simu - simulated
Lac - lactate

Simulac

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (qsfSB)

422 398 Most of the MtF trannies are straight guys (no way are they getting rid of their dicks) who hate women. They want to invade women's spaces and take over. They want women and girls forced to look at and touch their junk. It's debasing to women, that's what gets them off. They're loud and physically aggressive towards women who don't submit, not to mention litigious.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:37 PM (hn75F)

That's a lie! I'll whoop you!

Posted by: Zoe Tur at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (PiwSw)

423 #188: If God was a woman, women would not need makeup. Lots of cute shoes and matching handbags, yes. That goes without saying.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (3yqPP)

424 Nixon was a squish Left-Center GOP loser.
Our China problem traces directly to him.
If we hated our enemies more and earlier, they would not have destroyed the Republic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (XvPQV)

When Mao sent his "volunteers" south across the Yalu, we should have nuked whatever city he was in....repeat as needed.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (R/m4+)

425 Don't get *me* started on Nixon.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (KAi1n)

426 >>Eh...there are better shotguns. But if you want to get rid of it I could be convinced to take it off your hands for you...because that's what friends do!

12 Ga. 3" Chamber / 28" barrel.

It's made for full gron men.

You probably wouldn't like it.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (M1LKA)

427
The fact that 99% of their eyes are just basically only the whites of their eyes is kinda like natures' way of saying RUN!
Posted by: Corona at September 07, 2021 05:39 PM (nakGR)

__________

https://images.app.goo.gl/sKw2ei8ybZ18617q8

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (/U27+)

428 Happy New Year, btw.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 05:42 PM (M1LKA)

429 415 My friend still shoots an auto 5 that has no bluing left on it. Works perfect.

Manufactured from 1902-1998
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2021 05:18 PM (M+Lyo)

Hand carved out of diamond? How does a gun take 96 years to make?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 07, 2021 05:40 PM (T7iTv)

Nice hard finish, but too brittle.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:42 PM (ynpvh)

430 >>870 is a tank

It's a gun.

A mallet.

A lever.

It does it all.
Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 05:39 PM (M1LKA)

When the magazine cap and forend tube nut comes off from endless hours of walking up and down the pier with it slung, it turns into wind chimes.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 05:42 PM (ghoDT)

431 Russian women in lingerie
https://youtu.be/42ov-uhyilc

You can tell by the flawless, idealized bodies and the inability to smile.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:42 PM (XvPQV)

432 TransSim ugly "pregnant" person reminds me of that guy in Jurassic Park. The bad guy who steals the amber-encased mosquito to sell it to someone. He gets eaten by a dinosaur.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2021 05:40 PM (O+I8R)
---
That's Wayne Knight. And that's also why I socked "Jerry" saying "Newman!" above.

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:42 PM (OaZlZ)

433 287 The one thing that the Auto Five had going for it was that the hump at the rear, just as the square Glock slide does, makes it easier and faster to be on target. The Auto Five was so popular among some hunters, that the revised Auto Five has the hump although it is a different recoil system.
Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:20 PM (xunV5)

Huh. Form becomes function becomes function being form. That's kind of cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 05:43 PM (z4k8L)

434 And what makes me mad is that the trans folks who just want to do their thing, their lives are made harder because the only people who *benefit* from being accepting of these insane ideas are well off, privileged, mostly white (cis) women who are building social capital with their their friends. Posted by: Synova at September 07, 2021 05:35 PM (BD/yx)

Synova, I hate to break the news, but the boundary line for insane starts way before that. If your body tells you you're one sex and your mind tells you you're another, the problem isn't your body.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 05:43 PM (BMmaB)

435 You know, lonely confused people used go to the bar and quietly drink away their problems.

Sadly, as Skeeter Davis sagely observed, "when you're running from yourself, there's just no place to hide."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 07, 2021 05:43 PM (2JVJo)

436 I'm reading the book of Jeremiah at the moment. The passages where the Lord talks about His people turning away from him, and therefore he will destroy them and humble them... It's hard to read.

*nods sagaciously*

He was a bullfrog.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2021 05:43 PM (QU5/8)

437 407 >>870 is a tank

Tied to paracord and a canoe and full of birdshot, it's also a (really shitty, expensive) anchor.

Posted by: ZOD at September 07, 2021 05:43 PM (xK9An)

438 If that manchick really wants to experience lactation I'd suggest we set up that pear of anguish to squeeze down on his dudeboobs until something squirts out.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 07, 2021 05:43 PM (we2l3)

439 417 I wonder if you could claim the life insurance if you fake died giving birth to the fake baby.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (r+sAi)

Or what if you fake gave birth to fake conjoined twins sharing a fake heart? Would the doctors be famous for separating them? What would be the outcry if they condemned one of them to death so the other could survive?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 05:40 PM (wAnMi)

I once went to the Henry Ford Museum in Detroit. Ate at an 1850's resturant there. I remember talking to the waitress about the prices not being 1850's prices, to which she said without a pause, "If you pay with 1850's money, you'll get 1850's prices".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

440 "Wherever you go, there you are", MP4....

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 05:44 PM (6Je/Q)

441 Whig @ 372 353 Eromeo,
Inherited both Auto Fives in our house. One is has the old suicide safety but the other is a lovely Sweet Sixteen with upgraded stock.

The worst that I can say about them is that the foregrip can break over time.

My newer (1964) gold A5 is pristine but my 1946 model has a cracked forearm..

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2021 05:44 PM (0OP+5)

442 "If we hated our enemies more and earlier, they would not have destroyed the Republic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (XvPQV) "

This !
they made progress only due to our tolerance; an error that they will not make with our dissents.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 05:44 PM (Seiya)

443 What they really should be saying is "Call me anything, or don't call me anything, I'm not picky, I want to make it as easy as possible for you to lower yourself to just bear to be within five yards of me."

indeed. this totally works.

Posted by: Ray J. Johnson at September 07, 2021 05:44 PM (sGtp+)

444 Slinged 870 saved my life once.

Fell / broke through the ice on a -20 day on the river. Only thing that kept me from getting swept downstream was that 870.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 05:44 PM (M1LKA)

445 What's the over/under on fake baby labor time?

I bet 36 hours.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 07, 2021 05:44 PM (r+sAi)

446 Rage Against the Towels is a crappy name for a band.

Come on, Tubby, get creative. Sew a few towels together and make your own custom size towel. But then of she did that she'd be complaining the giant towel doesn't fit in the washing machine, they don't make towel racks big enough, etc.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:45 PM (hn75F)

447 Nixon was a conservative Republican the way Bush was a conservative Republican.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:45 PM (hQVBP)

448 1946 model has a cracked forearm..

"At least you have a cracked forearm." - Michelle Fields.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 05:45 PM (qsfSB)

449 Nixon was a conservative Republican the way Bush was a conservative Republican.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:45 PM (hQVBP)

+1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:45 PM (XvPQV)

450 424 Nixon was a squish Left-Center GOP loser.
Our China problem traces directly to him.
If we hated our enemies more and earlier, they would not have destroyed the Republic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:36 PM (XvPQV)

When Mao sent his "volunteers" south across the Yalu, we should have nuked whatever city he was in....repeat as needed.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (R/m4+)

From what I was told, McArthur wanted to nuke to Chosin dam and drown all the Chinese there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2021 05:45 PM (ynpvh)

451 Eh...there are better shotguns. But if you want to get rid of it I could be convinced to take it off your hands for you...because that's what friends do!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2021 05:40 PM (Q9lwr)

Hmmm.

John Moses Browning was the Michelangelo of firearms?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 05:45 PM (z4k8L)

452 He was a bullfrog.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2021 05:43 PM (QU5/

---
He made wine...or somebody sold a bullfrog wine....

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:46 PM (OaZlZ)

453 446 Rage Against the Towels is a crappy name for a band.

Come on, Tubby, get creative. Sew a few towels together and make your own custom size towel. But then of she did that she'd be complaining the giant towel doesn't fit in the washing machine, they don't make towel racks big enough, etc.
Posted by: JuJuBee

Hey man, that's not cool.

Wanna get high?

Posted by: Towlie at September 07, 2021 05:46 PM (QFVV9)

454 Problem solved.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (R/m4+)

We've always been taught for at least 70 years that "we're better than that."
"Without the US as a counterbalance to evil, the world would descend into chaos."

I guess it's time to look out for ourselves now isn't it?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 05:47 PM (jvt6t)

455
"The Barbarian hopes - and that is the mark of him, that he can have his cake and eat it too. He will consume what civilization has slowly produced after generations of selection and effort, but he will not be at pains to replace such goods, nor indeed has he a comprehension of the virtue that has brought them into being. Discipline seems to him irrational, on which account he is ever marvelling that civilization, should have offended him with priests and soldiers. In a word, the Barbarian is discoverable everywhere in this, that he cannot make: that he can befog and destroy but that he cannot sustain; and of every Barbarian in the decline or peril of every civilization exactly that has been true.

"We sit by and watch the barbarian. We tolerate him in the long stretches of peace, we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence; his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creed refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond, and on these faces there are no smiles."

- Hilaire Belloc

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:47 PM (/U27+)

456 Besides RATT would sue over infringement

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 05:47 PM (qsfSB)

457 Give the "pregnant" dude an episiotomy when he goes into "labor". Just for starters.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:47 PM (hn75F)

458 I think there's at least a few sites where you can get towels the size of Montana.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:47 PM (L2ZTs)

459 Speaking of JackStraw, whatever happened to him??

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 05:48 PM (6Je/Q)

460 "teaching preschoolers about gender, genitals, and consent."

If I had a preschooler, they would already know that ANYONE who brings up this stuff is committing a BAD TOUCH and needs to go away from you immediately, or you are to scream bloody murder until I or the police arrive. Also, scratching eyes out, tearing of genitals, gouging soft body parts, is allowed in that case if they fo not go away.

Posted by: GWB at September 07, 2021 05:48 PM (8YyYb)

461
It is disturbing how readily you, an ewok versed in pyrsynhood, have taken up these whackos' lingo and made it your own, ace

lac

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2021 05:48 PM (/Kzdq)

462 kraken, he became the new vegan entree at Jack In The Box...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:48 PM (L2ZTs)

463 Reason 7643 I hate the FNM. Talking about 9-11. "tragic event" FUCK YOU LYING LIARS, it was not a tragedy it was a deliberate act of terrorism. You should be slapped or right out punched every time you talk about it without calling it an act of terrorism.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply Irredeemable at September 07, 2021 05:48 PM (pxVvf)

464 There was an transgendered lady whose face looked like a shoe, xhe had so many simulated babies, xer uterus fell out. Oh!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 07, 2021 05:49 PM (ecYxZ)

465 Give the "pregnant" dude an episiotomy when he goes into "labor". Just for starters.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:47 PM (hn75F)

I don't think you'll get anywhere talking philosophy with it.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2021 05:49 PM (ghoDT)

466 ]i\Give the "pregnant" dude an episiotomy when he goes into "labor". Just for starters.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:47 PM (hn75F)]/i]

Heh. If he wants authentic then give him authentic.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 07, 2021 05:49 PM (AiZBA)

467 There is no hope for America. Might as well welcome the chicoms in now and get it over with. let them slaughter the woke people. If only Comrade Mao knew

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2021 05:49 PM (IHyjr)

468 The Episiotomy of John Stuart Mill....

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 05:50 PM (6Je/Q)

469 459 Speaking of JackStraw, whatever happened to him??
Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 05:48 PM (6Je/Q)

Dunno. Sailed beyond the sunset, maybe. Or he's off laughing at us with Uncle Palpy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at September 07, 2021 05:50 PM (XvPQV)

470 TransSimWhatever

Seriously she is Kathy Nagy's character in Hocus Pocus

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 05:50 PM (qsfSB)

471 I seem to have come across a stream of Russian women who have a keen interest in my well being and act like girly girls that love men, you know the complete opposite of American women.

That with Putin recently saying vaccine mandates are wrong has me thinking the Russians are running Psyops to get us to join their side.

I admit I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to their kgb newsletter.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:50 PM (hQVBP)

472 Is that human beach ball forcing her preconceived notions of what a towel is on transitioned bedspreads and quilts? She's purposely overlooking them because racist blanketphobe.

Seriously, why isn't she bitching at car manufacturers for not making a car that will allow her to sit in the front seat behind the steering wheel? Or complaining that Southwest Airlines doesn't fly C-17's so she can travel to visit her relatives?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 05:50 PM (wAnMi)

473 MAE, Hmm, Stevens 320 sez you. I haven't bought a new shottie in awhile as the most recent one was inherited. Have to take a look at it. Thanks.

The 1148 is another outstanding Remington shotgun though. Haven't got to shoot one, only handle it.

Recently just about finished ordering parts for an LR 308 build though.

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:50 PM (xunV5)

474 This reminds me ! If OM is reading, how about some pics of the very stylish Carla Bruni-Sarkozy for the chess thread?

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2021 05:50 PM (V13WU)

475 Fort McCoy hit by case of measles amid Afghan refugee resettlement effort
The CDC says Afghanistan has the 7th highest number of measles cases in the world

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2021 05:51 PM (IHyjr)

476 Speaking of JackStraw, whatever happened to him??
Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 05:48 PM (6Je/Q)
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He took a lot of flack after the EC certification.

Part of me thinks (like Q) "assignment complete".

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:51 PM (OaZlZ)

477 I wouldnt worry about JackStraw, I hear he will be back in two weeks.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:51 PM (hQVBP)

478 Measles?

Bringing Third World love...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2021 05:51 PM (qsfSB)

479 Rage Against the Towels is a crappy name for a band.

They rally round the buffet, but can't access their pockets cuz they're whales.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2021 05:52 PM (QU5/8)

480 We sit by and watch the barbarian. We tolerate him in the long stretches of peace, we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence; his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creed refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond, and on these faces there are no smiles." - Hilaire Belloc Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 05:47 PM (/U27+)

Hadrian, on these very pages I used to opine that the existence of these freaks was a sign of our affluence, the fact that they could be tolerated was something we should celebrate. I don't say that any more.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 05:52 PM (BMmaB)

481 Fort McCoy hit by case of measles amid Afghan refugee resettlement effort

Just dandy. Plus they're practically on top of Waterpark Jamboree, loaded with families and little kids.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2021 05:52 PM (45fpk)

482 "assignment complete"

yup.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 05:53 PM (Seiya)

483 12 Ga. 3" Chamber / 28" barrel.

It's made for full gron men.

You probably wouldn't like it.

Posted by: garrett at September 07, 2021 05:41 PM (M1LKA)

So your Crocs have straps so you don't get blown out of them when you fire it?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2021 05:53 PM (Q9lwr)

484
Is that human beach ball forcing her preconceived notions of what a towel is on transitioned bedspreads and quilts? She's purposely overlooking them because racist blanketphobe.

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LOL, that's what Lady YD said - "why doesn't she just use a blanket?" No snark, she just couldn't understand what this lady was so angry about (because she's very sweet and doesn't know much about the insanity of our broader society).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 05:53 PM (FvCkv)

485 I guess it's time to look out for ourselves now isn't it?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 05:47 PM (jvt6t)

Yup....I paid all those taxes over the years I want to see if they really work. Nuke all they asses.

Bombs Away!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2021 05:53 PM (R/m4+)

486 It is so unfair how Reality won't let you twist it.

*stamps feet*

Posted by: Emmie at September 07, 2021 05:53 PM (6RgRK)

487 Point of order:

Asexual is not same thing as non-sexual.

Compare moral, immoral, and amoral.

Mathematics is amoral, neither moral nor immoral.

Mathematics is also asexual, neither sexual nor non-sexual.

A non-sexual person is sexual person that isn't getting any.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 07, 2021 05:53 PM (xopIz)

488 "Bringing Third World love..."

Makes me think of the southern border. You don't hear anything about what illegal immigrants are bringing here and I'm sure they are.

Posted by: Bosk at September 07, 2021 05:54 PM (x6uUk)

489 Almost 500 comments in, and am I really the first person to notice that the pregnancy faker looks like a "female" Gru from Despicable Me?

Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at September 07, 2021 05:54 PM (8kDS2)

490
Was it someone here who, hearing someone declare themselves "non-binary", proceeded to observe that by declaring a category like "non-binary" simultaneously brought into being its partner, "non-non-binary" and as such, there being two categories, "non-binary" was, in fact, a member of a binary categorization.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2021 05:54 PM (/Kzdq)

491
They rally round the buffet, but can't access their pockets cuz they're whales.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2021 05:52 PM (QU5/

"With a pocket full of shells (and cheese)!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 05:54 PM (FvCkv)

492 441 Eromeo, Had to replace one of those forearms on the one with the suicide safety (1920's era). That particular shotgun was given to my great grandfather by his sons to replace one that was dropped in a river during hunting waterfowl. The story goes that there might have been a snake in the boat involved.

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:55 PM (xunV5)

493 Was it someone here who, hearing someone declare themselves "non-binary", proceeded to observe that by declaring a category like "non-binary" simultaneously brought into being its partner, "non-non-binary" and as such, there being two categories, "non-binary" was, in fact, a member of a binary categorization. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2021 05:54 PM (/Kzdq)

I have an answer for that.

Posted by: Hegel at September 07, 2021 05:55 PM (BMmaB)

494 Oh. It's "Celebrate Mental Illness Month" again.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 07, 2021 05:55 PM (xopIz)

495 More I want to share, but don't wanna get willowed. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:55 PM (L2ZTs)

496 There is no hope for America. Might as well welcome the chicoms in now and get it over with. let them slaughter the woke people. If only Comrade Mao knew
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2021 05:49 PM (IHyjr)

That really is the silver lining to the coming invasion. All the politicians, media, antifa/blm, teachers and tik-tok degenerates sobbing they're "on your side guys!" as they're systematically lined up along the ditches and dispatched. In the end it probably is a good thing they never read any history.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 05:55 PM (wAnMi)

497 Jeremiah is tough to read sometimes, its so sad.

God: You are my prophet to Israel, speak my words!
Jeremiah: My GOD what an honor, may I be worthy!
God: Nobody will listen to you.
Jeremiah: What?
God: I am going to punish Israel and slay many of them.
Jeremiah: Wait, what?
God: You too shall suffer greatly, but I will preserve you. Speak my words of judgment, but no one will heed you. Israel is doomed.
Jeremiah: ....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2021 05:55 PM (KZzsI)

498
There are not enough pork chops in this great country of ours that you could tie around the neck of that "pregnancy simulator" in order to get the dogs to play her / him / it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2021 05:56 PM (/Kzdq)

499 #439: I have gotten drunk at Eagle Tavern at Greenfield Village. Of course back then I lived about half a mile away.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at September 07, 2021 05:56 PM (3yqPP)

500 Krebs, what if you Shake-n-Bake the pork chops?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:56 PM (L2ZTs)

501 Teddy R.: Walk softly and carry a big stick.

The Junta: Step on rake with an impotent stick.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 05:56 PM (jvt6t)

502 That really is the silver lining to the coming invasion. All the politicians, media, antifa/blm, teachers and tik-tok degenerates sobbing they're "on your side guys!" as they're systematically lined up along the ditches and dispatched. In the end it probably is a good thing they never read any history. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 05:55 PM (wAnMi)

Might be a good time to teach the young-un's about how revolutionary warfare works.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 05:56 PM (BMmaB)

503 The pregnancy faker looks like a guy member of the Tribe with big time mommy and daddy issues.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (xopIz)

504 I handled one of the turkish made Stevens 555 OU. I want. Light as a feather and points good.

I recently bought my niece a 20ga Tri-Star Viper G2, turkish as well, semi auto. Very impressed. Shot 50 rds right out of the box with no FTF

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (M+Lyo)

505 Alexigender? The Left is just throwing shit against the wall to see if it will stick.
What a clown show we are witnessing.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (NpAcC)

506 He took a lot of flack after the EC certification.

Part of me thinks (like Q) "assignment complete".
Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:51 PM (OaZlZ)

I get that some might think that, but to what end? What would be gained by keeping the hope alive until the end? Certainly the betrayal would have been the same (talking about ours toward the government.)

This is just my read: I think Jack was a good dude who believed in the goodness of some of the people in Washington. He believed there were still men of honor and duty there. He was wrong. I think the unending tide of shit that would be directed his way by some of us (imagine what you feel, but after telling everyone that it would never come to this, over and over) keeps him away. I cannot say that I blame him.

Hell, I have been feeling like shit since Nov 3- and I did not vouch for decent and honorable men in DC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (z4k8L)

507 I wouldnt worry about JackStraw, I hear he will be back in two weeks.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:51 PM (hQVBP)

Ouch. I liked JackStraw's input, but when your wrong just admit your wrong and that you blew it out of your ass.

Hope he comes back.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (R/m4+)

508 Krebs, what if you Shake-n-Bake the pork chops?
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:56 PM (L2ZTs)

I'll Hayulp.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (jvt6t)

509 I forgot to call shotgun

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (M+Lyo)

510 Please tell me Pregnant Dude does not have a real-life OB-GYN who goes along with the insanity by doing the monthly visits, weigh-ins, measuring the tummy, etc.

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (hn75F)

511 eremiah is tough to read sometimes, its so sad.

*********

Jeremiah had it so bad an entire second book was written just to record his lamentations.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (hQVBP)

512 JM Browning made his first gun at age 11, out of spare parts that his dad had. His dad was disappointed in the quality.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (YynYJ)

513 495 More I want to share, but don't wanna get willowed. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:55 PM (L2ZTs)

And where the HELL did SHE get off too???

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (6Je/Q)

514 John Moses Browning was the Michelangelo of firearms?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yes. However, his brother is one of the unsung geniuses that actually fabricated and machined the parts for Brownings firearm ideas.

Read an interesting article based on a lawsuit involving patent infringement involving Browning and the Brownings laid out how they worked together to create prototypes for patents.

Posted by: whig at September 07, 2021 05:58 PM (xunV5)

515 Jeremiah receives one of the more poignant passages where the Lord laments about Potter's field and the thirty pieces of silver ("his price").

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 05:58 PM (OaZlZ)

516 I'm reading the book of Jeremiah at the moment. The passages where the Lord talks about His people turning away from him, and therefore he will destroy them and humble them... It's hard to read.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 07, 2021 05:39 PM (8548M)

Im doing the Bible in a year, and we're just finishing Jeramiah. Brutal stuff.

Posted by: LASue at September 07, 2021 05:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

517 Alexigender? The Left is just throwing shit against the wall to see if it will stick. What a clown show we are witnessing. Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (NpAcC)

I was thinking it would work better in French: Alexigendre. It just rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 05:58 PM (BMmaB)

518 I'll go ahead and post what I wanted to Kraken:

Ruben Navarette was writing at FB about the CA recall election. He noted, and this is a good point, California is actually *12* states in one, geographically.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:58 PM (L2ZTs)

519 Please tell me Pregnant Dude does not have a real-life OB-GYN who goes along with the insanity by doing the monthly visits, weigh-ins, measuring the tummy, etc.

Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (hn75F)

Then you really don't want to know about the breast pump.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 05:58 PM (wAnMi)

520 Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (hn75F)

Transitioning Mid Wife.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2021 05:58 PM (jvt6t)

521 505 Alexigender? The Left is just throwing shit against the wall to see if it will stick.

could be worse. could be a sirigender living the life in apple's walled garden.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at September 07, 2021 05:58 PM (oY6Yp)

522 I'm supergender myself.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:59 PM (L2ZTs)

523 Mathematics is amoral, neither moral nor immoral.

Mathematics is also asexual, neither sexual nor non-sexual.

Then why does it keep asking me to find it's X ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2021 05:59 PM (M+Lyo)

524
Krebs, what if you Shake-n-Bake the pork chops?
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs)

So you think she / he / it has a chance to experience puppy love?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2021 05:59 PM (/Kzdq)

525 Hope he comes back.

********

Me too actually, nothing he said was out of malice, the reality of how forgone our country has become was an extremely bitter pill to swallow

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 06:00 PM (hQVBP)

526
All the politicians, media, antifa/blm, teachers and tik-tok degenerates sobbing they're "on your side guys!" as they're systematically lined up along the ditches and dispatched.

--------

That's the irony. When a serious country gives us the full-nelson and takes over this dog-and-pony show, people like us, who can contribute *something* to society stand a chance of survival, if only as slaves.

These people will be liquidated nearly immediately. No good for anything, even on a Canal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 06:00 PM (FvCkv)

527 kraken, good question.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 06:00 PM (L2ZTs)

528 518 I'll go ahead and post what I wanted to Kraken:

Ruben Navarette was writing at FB about the CA recall election. He noted, and this is a good point, California is actually *12* states in one, geographically.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 05:58 PM (L2ZTs)

Hmmm... dunno about the " 12", but it IS a lot o f different cultures and tribes with no common ground.

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 06:00 PM (6Je/Q)

529 Krebs, from actual hungry puppies maybe...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 06:00 PM (L2ZTs)

530 Hope he comes back.

********

Me too actually, nothing he said was out of malice, the reality of how forgone our country has become was an extremely bitter pill to swallow
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at September 07, 2021 06:00 PM (hQVBP)

Im pretty sure he was right, it just all got covered up.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 07, 2021 06:01 PM (M+Lyo)

531 you could be right, too, Aetius - we'll never know for sure.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (Seiya) at September 07, 2021 06:01 PM (Seiya)

532 kraken, right but Ruben noted that as a group, a large plurality of Latinos support the Newsom recall.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 06:01 PM (L2ZTs)

533 So you think she / he / it has a chance to experience puppy love?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2021 05:59 PM (/Kzdq)

If the puppy is a donkey that identifies as a young canine...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at September 07, 2021 06:01 PM (wAnMi)

534 All this bullshit says we have life to easy. Africa, Haiti don't have time for that shit. Too busy survivin

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 07, 2021 06:02 PM (/6GbT)

535 Yup, the nood is here. Knew it was coming fast.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 06:03 PM (L2ZTs)

536 Women -- real women -- especially those who have had children -- would be outraged at this mental case.

Posted by: PubliusII at September 07, 2021 06:03 PM (NCsa7)

537 That's the irony. When a serious country gives us the full-nelson and takes over this dog-and-pony show, people like us, who can contribute *something* to society stand a chance of survival, if only as slaves. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 06:00 PM (FvCkv)

What are the odds we could take over Canada like the Angles or the foederati and use that as a platform to come back to run the show here?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 06:03 PM (BMmaB)

538 Libsoftiktok... hmmm... let's see...

My God, it's full of ~~stars~~ stupid!!!

Posted by: Dr. Bowman at September 07, 2021 06:03 PM (dB4Iz)

539
What if a business required an AIDS "passport?"

Or required an abortion "passport" proving you've never had an abortion?

That'd be cool and legal, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 07, 2021 06:03 PM (Jjqlo)

540 >If we hated our enemies more and earlier, they would not have destroyed the Republic.

this

no compromises, no agreements, no national divorce

you either keep a boot on the neck of leftists (and globalists", or they put one on yours.

there a lot of false binary choices, but history proves this one over and over again

Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 07, 2021 06:03 PM (0ifll)

541 I am just starting 2nd Corinthians, or as Trump would put it, Corinthians Two. Its less depressing than Jeremiah but there are some sad parts of it, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2021 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

542 Jack got tired of juvenile delinquency often permeating the comments section. Who can blame him...

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2021 06:03 PM (V13WU)

543 532 kraken, right but Ruben noted that as a group, a large plurality of Latinos support the Newsom recall.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 06:01 PM (L2ZTs)

I cannot see them identifying with that ponce, for sure....

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 06:03 PM (6Je/Q)

544 "I see a 7-Eleven burrito in your near future."

That works for me!

The current sunspot number is 80. Run for cover. Try to stay on the dark side of the planet if possible.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 07, 2021 06:04 PM (qpX6U)

545
Damn, Ed Driscoll links Treacher AND Williamson in one post.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 06:04 PM (/U27+)

546 542 Jack got tired of juvenile delinquency often permeating the comments section. Who can blame him...
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2021 06:03 PM (V13WU)

Well, there is that... he seemed a good guy..

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 06:04 PM (6Je/Q)

547 kraken, yup. They know a hypocrite when they see one.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 06:04 PM (L2ZTs)

548
All this bullshit says we have life to easy. Africa, Haiti don't have time for that shit. Too busy survivin
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 07, 2021 06:02 PM (/6GbT

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Well, if it weren't for Haitian boytoys, Fauci wouldn't have had to tug on his rotten pecker in all those bathhouses to figure out where AIDS came from, and then rise to prominence. So, in a way, they're kind of responsible for COVID, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2021 06:05 PM (FvCkv)

549 Well, there is that... he seemed a good guy..
Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2021 06:04 PM (6Je/Q)

He is.

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2021 06:05 PM (V13WU)

550 Imagine working in the cubicle next to Pregnant Dude.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 06:05 PM (hn75F)

551 JuJu: I'd be taking lots of 'mental health days.'

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 06:05 PM (L2ZTs)

552 If we hated our enemies more and earlier, they would not have destroyed the Republic.

Its a bit of misunderstanding of love to say that.

If you love your children, you punish them or stop them from doing things that are bad for them, even if it enrages, shocks, or makes them temporarily miserable.

If you hate, or even worse, are indifferent to your child, you let them do whatever they want or simply are cruel to them.

Stopping the left from its corrupt insanity, is an act of love, not hate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2021 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

553
Stopping the left from its corrupt insanity, is an act of love, not hate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 07, 2021 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

__________

*pulls out belt*

This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2021 06:07 PM (/U27+)

554 Hadrian: "I'm going to reluctantly enjoy it a lot more than I should or you will, too!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 06:08 PM (L2ZTs)

555 I know that this is not the wokest crowd, but I certainly hope nobody here is deadnaming wind forms.

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2021 06:08 PM (OaZlZ)

556 Nobodies going to invade the mainland. "A gun behind every blade of grass."

I do foresee the demise of the Federal Govt. States are gonna have to pick up the slack. Hyperinflation will be really surprising to the LIVs.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 07, 2021 06:08 PM (xopIz)

557 Usually I skip the weirdo links page Ace puts up, but today I did watch the first few, until I could feel my IQ melting away and my brain shrinking.

Activate the genderflux capacitor and get me out of this century!

Posted by: mindful webworker is a guy at September 07, 2021 06:09 PM (Oy2Ew)

558 What I just don't understand is who trans people want to have sex with. If you are a woman pretending to be a man, do you want to have sex with women? Doesn't that just make you a butch lesbian? And if you're a man posing as a woman, do you want to have sex with men? In that case you're gay. Why go to the trouble of dressing up like a woman? If you want to have sex with women, then you're actually heterosexual. Do they think pretending to be a woman will make them more desirable to women? Lesbians won't sleep with Dick and heterosexual women want a man.
I'm confused.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 07, 2021 06:09 PM (Y+l9t)

559 Mindful, good news: the genderflux capacitor is up and running.

Bad news: you're now a Russian ballerina in the year 1850.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at September 07, 2021 06:10 PM (L2ZTs)

560
There were rare, but highly publicized cases of sexual abuse at day care. Often false reports in the days of "believe the children."

Now, there's a widespread, real threat of preschool staff filling toddlers' heads with age-inappropriate crap.

Posted by: JM in Florida - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at September 07, 2021 06:10 PM (HCeRP)

561 I knew a trans woman that took a guy to the company Holiday party.

It would have been a lot cheaper to just live as a gay man.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 07, 2021 06:11 PM (xopIz)

562 "The Wrath of Khan" is on. I cannot tell who is the bigger ham, Shatner or Montalban.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at September 07, 2021 06:12 PM (xopIz)

563 JuJuBee @ 510- 'Well, ok now, just put your legs up in these and we'll take a .....bwannnnanhhh!!!'

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2021 06:13 PM (0OP+5)

564 475 Fort McCoy hit by case of measles amid Afghan refugee resettlement effort
The CDC says Afghanistan has the 7th highest number of measles cases in the world
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 07, 2021 05:51 PM (IHyjr)

Line these phuckers up and give them the basic training series of innoculations. Don't like it? Get on the c-17 over there for your trip back to the sandbox.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 06:14 PM (VcFUs)

565 There are not enough pork chops in this great country of ours that you could tie around the neck of that "pregnancy simulator" in order to get the dogs to play her / him / it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2021 05:56 PM (/Kzdq)

It would be wrong to say, "Drop him into the enclosure with the African Wild Dogs and they will play with the remaining scraps"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 06:14 PM (HG00O)

566 510 Please tell me Pregnant Dude does not have a real-life OB-GYN who goes along with the insanity by doing the monthly visits, weigh-ins, measuring the tummy, etc.

Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (hn75F)

Were i a board certified obgyn, i would soak that asshoe's medicalminsurance for every damned dime i could make them pay. And i would also force my woke ass employees to be the primary care providers for every hairy balled visit too.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at September 07, 2021 06:16 PM (VcFUs)

567 All this bullshit says we have life to easy. Africa, Haiti don't have time for that shit. Too busy survivin
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 07, 2021 06:02 PM (/6GbT)

One of the problems with Haiti and Africa is that they live on handouts from the industrialized countries. The incentive is to stomp out the competition to that sweet grant money, and the grant money smothers out the home-grown industries like brick making and farming.

Any local who advocates stopping the flow of money gets whacked by those buying influence or those competing to be bought.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2021 06:18 PM (HG00O)

568 These people are so sick. I find it hard to believe that there are people who support this kind of behavior.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 07, 2021 06:20 PM (Y+l9t)

569 510 Please tell me Pregnant Dude does not have a real-life OB-GYN who goes along with the insanity by doing the monthly visits, weigh-ins, measuring the tummy, etc.

Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (hn75F)

If he is, you're probably paying for it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 07, 2021 06:23 PM (wGeit)

570 566 510 Please tell me Pregnant Dude does not have a real-life OB-GYN who goes along with the insanity by doing the monthly visits, weigh-ins, measuring the tummy, etc.

Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 07, 2021 05:57 PM (hn75F)

When delivery time comes put "her" in stirrups say 'there seems to be an extremely small birth canal and I will have to cut'.

Posted by: Javems at September 07, 2021 06:28 PM (OMAvJ)

571 Damn, Odo still can't make human faces. I don't get why he's fat now.
Posted by: bonhomme

In my 20s I worked briefly as a valet at a luxury condo in downtown Boston. While parking a Lexus, I noticed two lights on the dashboard, labelled "Odo" and "Security". I face palmed as it dawned on me -- that's where they got that character's name and position. Some f'n screenwriter driving a Lexus.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 07, 2021 07:20 PM (OssQ4)

572 Thanks for waiting until dinner hour has passed.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at September 07, 2021 07:49 PM (vGJY7)

573 562 "The Wrath of Khan" is on. I cannot tell who is the bigger ham, Shatner or Montalban.

***

I'm laughing at the superior intellect

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards at September 07, 2021 07:58 PM (LBDTv)

574 180 I wonder if fake woman with fake pregnancy and then, I'm assuming fake baby, will then pay the family rate for health insurance at work? Will the fake baby then disappear?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 07, 2021 05:07 PM (iydjf)

It will be on the father's insurance.

Posted by: Fox2 at September 07, 2021 08:05 PM (jBoTu)

575 @JAS, not demise, but rather shrinkage. The Federal Government will just be too broke trying to service the debt to be able to do as many things as it now does, and in some cases the states will pick up the slack, and in some cases those things just won't be done any more.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 08:51 PM (BMmaB)

576 What I just don't understand is who trans people want to have sex with.

I met her in a club down in North Soho where they drink champagne that tastes just like cherry cola. . . .

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 07, 2021 08:52 PM (BMmaB)

577 The level of insanity, loud and proud insanity has increased exponentially since the dawn of social diseased media.

We went from sending people to the moon to.. to whatever the flying fuck magic shit world that is the tangible antithesis of the very science "they" claim to be living by.

Posted by: GetchaPull at September 08, 2021 12:00 AM (aR6C/)

578 >>>This covid hysteric is happy that her friend got a covid test just so they could have dinner together.

Two people have requested that I do this. I did. A third person sat so far away from me at an outside cafe that she was practically at another table. I had gotten a test, hadn't brought it up, told her after the fact when it dawned on me that if she got a sniffle in the next six weeks, I would be mercilessly and eternally and publicly hounded for that.

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