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Video Emerges of Hunter Biden Complaining to a Hooker That a Russian Drug Dealer Seized Another of His Computers

I'm so damn proud of my crackhead.

EXCLUSIVE: 'The Russians have videos of me doing crazy f***ing sex!' Hunter Biden is seen in unearthed footage telling a prostitute that Russian drug dealers stole ANOTHER of his laptops for blackmail while he was close to overdosing in a Vegas hotel room

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT

Hunter Biden claims Russian drug dealers stole another one of his laptops for blackmail while he was drugged out in a Vegas hotel room in 2018

Video obtained by DailyMail.com shows Hunter with a naked hooker in 2019 after filming a sex tape and explaining how he believed his laptop was stolen

Hunter left the camera rolling as he recounted a Las Vegas bender in which he spent '18 days going round from penthouse suite to penthouse suite'

The incident would mean Hunter lost a total of three computers, each likely to hold sensitive information on President Joe Biden

The laptops contain embarrassing pictures, videos and communications of the president's son

'They have videos of me doing this,' he said, referring to the filmed sex he just finished. 'They have videos of me doing crazy f***ing sex f***ing, you know'

Hunter's claims also raise the possibility that he was targeted as a vulnerable conduit to Joe Biden as part of a foreign intelligence operation

Posted by: Ace at 06:20 PM




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1 No mean tweets here

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2021 05:20 PM (DpkTQ)

2 >>>1 No mean tweets here


exactly!

NORMS RESTORED

YOU'RE WELCOME

Posted by: Bill Kristol, David French, Jonah Goldberg, and AllahPindit at August 11, 2021 05:22 PM (0G13K)

3 How the FNM will cover this

Hunter Biden today had a candid discussion about Russian hacking and the dangers of drug abuse with a young woman he was mentoring

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2021 05:22 PM (DpkTQ)

4 JOE BIDEN - MAN OF THE (Jerry Springer) PEOPLE!

Posted by: jbspry at August 11, 2021 05:23 PM (ATe9j)

5 A really nice pure brunette.


I'm dying to know what he thinks is crazy sex.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 05:23 PM (ySQBZ)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at August 11, 2021 05:23 PM (0uh7N)

7 They are just laughing in our faces saying "Yeah we stole the election. What are you gonna do about it?"

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:23 PM (xopIz)

8 Now Hunter can become Mayor of D.C.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at August 11, 2021 05:24 PM (5DHVq)

9 Make it stahp.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 11, 2021 05:24 PM (wAnMi)

10 > I'm dying to know what he thinks is crazy sex.

A guy with lobster claws is there.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (UW2ZS)

11 Remember when a Bush daughter had a DUI? That was A Big Deal.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (K9BmL)

12 The media would cancel all of their regularly scheduled programming to cover this wall to wall if it was Don Jr. But there's a good chance this will never be mentioned on air. The double standards have been around forever but when they become so starkly obvious like this example, it becomes especially grating.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (700n7)

13 Every serviceman that died since after the Korean "conflict" died in vain.

This is how they (the Left) kill the U.S. military and the country.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (xopIz)

14
remember when fcking KOMPROMAT was a really "hot take" by Fake News and Democrats?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (hIntH)

15 It takes the Brits to release this stuff... Wonder if Jen will be asked about it... hahahahahahahahaha.. I crack myself up

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (I2VcN)

16 How many laptops does a crack head need?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (JUOKG)

17 I hope there are no tag teams with the big guy ewww

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (uUDKV)

18 Keep screwing with hookers and this is what you get,.
But he will never learn and we will hear of his shit at least 4 more years.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (znIQ9)

19 'The Russians have videos of me doing crazy f***ing sex!' Hunter Biden is seen in unearthed footage telling a prostitute that Russian drug dealers stole ANOTHER of his laptops for blackmail while he was close to overdosing in a Vegas hotel room

And these people scold us about masks.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2021 05:26 PM (3fR4G)

20 16 How many laptops does a crack head need?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (JUOKG)

Evidently a lot since he keeps losing them during stoned stupors

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 05:26 PM (I2VcN)

21 He's living my best life

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:26 PM (XvPQV)

22
that's Artiste hunter biden, Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:26 PM (hIntH)

23 Thank Gaia the Mean Tweets are gone. *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 11, 2021 05:26 PM (W4eKo)

24 I sort of love that the news isn't that Russia got the president's son's (and bribe partner) laptop, or that the president's son is a drug addict.

They're both in the same place at the same time. Russia blackmail material AND the son of the president is a hardcore druggie.

And it's somehow not news.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 11, 2021 05:26 PM (F9ExA)

25 Just remember people. We are a nation of laws.
(Gawd I crack me up!)

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 05:27 PM (KPEbq)

26 I just don't care.

I don't care if they're mine.

I don't care if they're theirs.

I don't care.

Posted by: TC at August 11, 2021 05:27 PM (mmycy)

27 Not a word from Democrats Propaganda Ministry, or it will be it's another smear tactic from DJT but never happened.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 05:27 PM (znIQ9)

28 Probably loses phones and laptops in a drugged out haze every other month

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2021 05:27 PM (uUDKV)

29 The only thing Hunter could do that the media would raise a collective eyebrow over would be to repeat and be genuinely converted.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 05:27 PM (cSyAR)

30 The media would cancel all of their regularly scheduled programming to cover this wall to wall if it was Don Jr.

**

I seem to remember the Bush daughters drinking a beer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 11, 2021 05:27 PM (F9ExA)

31 Daily Mail does the job US 'newsmedia' won't do. And British DM is subject to tighter restrictions on press freedom than US press is.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at August 11, 2021 05:27 PM (qpX6U)

32 Hunter was taken out of context. Next?

Posted by: Jen Psocki at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (W4eKo)

33
This is the fcking guy who "sells" his "paintings" for $500K to "international" "art collectors."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (hIntH)

34 I'm dying to know what he thinks is crazy sex.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 05:23 PM (ySQBZ)

-----------

Peanut M&Ms?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (kTF2Z)

35 Crazy sex was okay in 2018. No COVIDs

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (uUDKV)

36 They're both in the same place at the same time. Russia blackmail material AND the son of the president is a hardcore druggie.


And he mentions his dad is gonna run for president

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (I2VcN)

37 He's turned his life around!

LOL
I wonder how many diseases he's carrying around

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (oEn12)

38 Will anyone ask Pissaki if Biden is still proud of his son?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (a3Q+t)

39 Is *anything* they claimed about Drumpf not actually true of themselves?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (klPiX)

40 I'm dying to know what he thinks is crazy sex.

A guy with lobster claws is there.
Posted by: bonhomme


German porn for this guy is the childrens hour.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (KPEbq)

41 DTJr would *still* be in a Congressional hearing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (XHhHI)

42 So. . . why does Hunter take so many videos of himself doing crazy sh#t -- and WHY does he keep it handy on a laptop????

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (bDqIh)

43 So, just to clarify, Dems accuse Republicans of doing what they do now includes the Russians having blackmail material involving hookers?

I feel like an idiot for not realizing that before now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (GbPPJ)

44 OUT - mean tweets

NEW HOTNESS - meat 'n sheets

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (ePZfA)

45 And he mentions his dad is gonna run for president

*

It has to always be noted in the Hunter threads:

Somewhere there's a two year old whose mom is a stripper, whose dad is a meth-head, and whose grandpa is President of the United States.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (F9ExA)

46 Giuliani and Posobiec should have put the drive image along with a hash on Wikipedia.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (mbFEM)

47 Yet our Democrat media won't find this newsworthy.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (NXZ4e)

48 He's living my best life
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:26 PM (XvPQV)

what's stopping you ? go do it. you only have one life to live, man !

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (V13WU)

49 The peeing hooker video exists but it's not Trump, it's Hunter....

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (uUDKV)

50 Imagine the diseases this guy must have {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (I2VcN)

51 so, just to clarify, Dems accuse Republicans of doing what they do now includes the Russians having blackmail material involving hookers?

I feel like an idiot for not realizing that before now.

**

Trump did it first.

Ta-dah!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (F9ExA)

52 Hunter is so blackmailing Joe

Joe cares about nis illusionary legacy and Hunter could destroy that in a nanosec

and Hunter is just the scumbag who would pull that kinda shit on his dad

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (YK4Qh)

53 Yeah, but saying the Russian Mafia has something so Vlad Putin has it, is like saying if some US Company spies on you, the CIA has it...

oh.... wait.... shit...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (oHd/0)

54 Still, if he's with women....assuming he's not sexing the dudes?....how crazy can it get?

He's literally telling a hooker about his crazy sex. Seems silly.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (ySQBZ)

55 42 So. . . why does Hunter take so many videos of himself doing crazy sh#t -- and WHY does he keep it handy on a laptop????
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (bDqIh)

Two words --
Crackhead
Biden

Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (BJKQV)

56 "Not a smidgen of corruption."

--The MSM

"Since there indeed appeared to be substantial corruption, which is more than a smidgen, we rate this statement as TRUE."

--Politifact and Snopes

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (PiwSw)

57 Wow what a sleazy hotel room. No class.

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (gmo/4)

58 How the FNM will cover this

Pivot to Cuomo's resignation.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (2nFxy)

59 I wonder how many diseases he's carrying around
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

All of them.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 05:31 PM (mD/uy)

60 Imagine the diseases this guy must have {{{shudder}}}

It can't be all that bad. Some of them are even treatable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 11, 2021 05:31 PM (SchxB)

61 Hunter was taken out of context. Next?
Posted by: Jen Psocki at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (W4eKo)
----------

So you're saying this was non-contextual sex?

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 05:31 PM (ePZfA)

62 42 So. . . why does Hunter take so many videos of himself doing crazy sh#t -- and WHY does he keep it handy on a laptop????
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (bDqIh)


Probably all the crack he smokes.

Or the meth.

Or both.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 11, 2021 05:31 PM (mbFEM)

63 So. . . why does Hunter take so many videos of himself doing crazy sh#t -- and WHY does he keep it handy on a laptop????
Posted by: Lizzy


Seriously, pervs like to revisit their kink.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 05:31 PM (KPEbq)

64 Lizzy just asked the $64,000 question.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 05:31 PM (ZXUb0)

65

I saw Crazy Fucking Sex Fucking open for Crazy Penis at the Bowery Ballroom in '02.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:31 PM (s2VJv)

66 So. . . why does Hunter take so many videos of himself doing crazy sh#t -- and WHY does he keep it handy on a laptop????
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (bDqIh)

Drugs and hubris. There's something about knowing you're invincible.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 05:31 PM (klPiX)

67 what if...US intelligence released this bit to DM to blunt any BM that Russia has ? hmmmm ?

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2021 05:31 PM (V13WU)

68 >>Imagine if was DTJ Junior the fake news

Let's not, because getting upset about hypocrisy is so tiresome. It exists, has existed for so long, and it given that the Dems and MSM have no shame, it scores no points.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:31 PM (bDqIh)

69 So. . . why does Hunter take so many videos of himself doing crazy sh#t -- and WHY does he keep it handy on a laptop????

**

It's probably not easy to get new material of the sexual interests he and dad enjoy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (F9ExA)

70 59 I wonder how many diseases he's carrying around
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
-----------

You mean, like, in a briefcase?
*cackle*
*hic*
*shart*

Posted by: Hillary at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (ePZfA)

71 As a small comfort, at least we have the knowledge that the WH Comms team is forced to watch this and get heartburn over the remote possibility they'll be pressed to explain.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (700n7)

72 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (r2xsG)

73 I saw Crazy Fucking Sex Fucking open for Crazy Penis at the Bowery Ballroom in '02.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:31 PM (s2VJv)

Is that the one with Lords of Acid doublebill?

Great show

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (XvPQV)

74 304 We're working on PH Ds for EVERYONE!!
Posted by: Oregon at August 11, 2021 05:17 PM (KPEbq)

Everybody gets a post hole digger!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2021 05:19 PM (1SZn0)


I have to believe there are two people that "public image rehabilitation" pros will absolutely refuse to work with at any price: Hunter and Kommie-La.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (AMIL/)

75 The lowlifes from Delaware strike again!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (bCkNL)

76 54 Still, if he's with women....assuming he's not sexing the dudes?....how crazy can it get?

He's literally telling a hooker about his crazy sex. Seems silly.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (ySQBZ)


He was all out of M and Ms so he had to tell her about it.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (mbFEM)

77 Somewhere there's a two year old whose mom is a stripper, whose dad is a meth-head, and whose grandpa is President of the United States.


The kid and the stripper are both lucky they got away from that family.

Posted by: huerfano at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (MzKgG)

78 So. . . why does Hunter take so many videos of himself doing crazy sh#t -- and WHY does he keep it handy on a laptop????
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (bDqIh)
---
He doesn't want to be selfish. His dad might enjoy them.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (XHhHI)

79 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (GbPPJ)

If you want to know what a Dem or Liberal is really doing, just look at what they accuse their enemies of.

AntiFA... Fighting Fascists.... and they are Fascist.
BLM, most Racist movement in generations.
Trump tried to overthrown an Election...

See how it all fits?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (oHd/0)

80 So was all of this happening while the Secret Service was involved in his protection?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (F9ExA)

81 18-day Vegas sex romp: there has to be hundreds of witnesses, and many hours of cam surveillance to document it. If any US reporter cared.

Another question: how much does an 18-day Vegas sex vacation cost, and who paid for it? Can't have been cheap.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (qpX6U)

82 My password as a Biden.

Posted by: Hunter at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (klPiX)

83 Somewhere there's a two year old whose mom is a stripper, whose dad is a meth-head, and whose grandpa is President of the United States.

It's the American Dream, isn't it?

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (fFtVH)

84 willowed: >>> I seem to remember a guy going to jail for patting a waitress on the butt as she walked by. Saw it on the TV
Posted by: Javems at August 11, 2021 04:41 PM (8SSHh)


If that's the one I remember that was on National news everywhere it was here in Savannah, a waitress at Vinnie Van Go-Go's. What most people consider the best pizza here although I like Sreaming Meemies, vinnie's is real good for southern pizza, top two here easy. It's mostly all outside, hot as hell in the kitchen and the waiters/waitresses don't wear a lot. Not provocative just trying not to have a heat stroke.

So this guy sees her and grabs her between the legs from the back as she walks by. Not her ass, but real nasty firmly up her love calzone. She immediately snatches his hand, puts him into a wrist lock and bounces him to the ground. This happened like a hand coming back from the flame, all instinct on the girl's part. There may have been some tables and chairs he met on the way to the ground. I would have given her a standing O. Well, the police were called, there was security video and he was hauled off with his wife and kids watching.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (/Hhiw)

85 So. . . why does Hunter take so many videos of himself doing crazy sh#t -- and WHY does he keep it handy on a laptop????

So Joe can jerk off to it later.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (SchxB)

86 Hunter spilling his guts out to a hooker, because they all adhere to a code of silence, per their union bylaws.

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (gmo/4)

87 I have to believe there are two people that "public image rehabilitation" pros will absolutely refuse to work with at any price: Hunter and Kommie-La.
Posted by: Gref

"I'm a seasoned professional! Not a damn miracle worker!!"
-- Zombie Helen Keller

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (mD/uy)

88
I have to believe there are two people that "public image rehabilitation" pros will absolutely refuse to work with at any price: Hunter and Kommie-La.
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 05:32 PM (AMIL/)


You might be surprised.

Posted by: Lindsey Lohan's PR Team at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (PiwSw)

89 Nothing will happen.

You're probably right, but this time he talks about Russians and blackmail and that his dad was gonna run for president

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (I2VcN)

90 He's living my best life
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:26 PM (XvPQV)

what's stopping you ? go do it. you only have one life to live, man !
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (V13WU)

I'm married. My hooker days are over now...sadly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (XvPQV)

91 Who's going to be under the eternal lid first-Joe or Hunter?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (cSyAR)

92 This is pathetic. Hunter is crying for help with lost laptops and no one will pick up the phone!

*eyeroll*

But I am sincerely glad to have been born into my own dysfunctional family instead of being born a Biden. Dodged a serious bullet there . . .

Posted by: Catherine at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (RILHI)

93 There has to be golden showers.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (ySQBZ)

94 Not even a paid companion can pretend to be interested in his bullshit.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (uhPTO)

95 Good question from a friend at FB:

"What song do you love, but once you put aside all nostalgia, you know is objectively crap?"

I put down The Pina Colada Song, which is basically a Three's Company episode set to music.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (L2ZTs)

96 'I make like a gazillion dollars.'

Ruh roh -- Arkansas baby mama might start looking for an increase in her childcare payments.

I wonder just what Hunter's lawyers told that family court judge.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (F0YaR)

97 What I like is that Biden's have a built in excuse.

Oh that's just Hunter being Hunter....

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (mbFEM)

98 Such a scumbag. He's always filthy and diseased looking. Just imagine if...

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (O+I8R)

99 So the Ruskies have sex-related blackmail material on Joe Biden (via Hunter) and Biden lets that Nord pipeline go through while cutting back on American oil production. America went from being oil-independent to now importing oil from Russia.

Why aren't Democrats online going nuts and demanding his impeachment?

Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (BJKQV)

100 What a douchebag

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (FA5Pj)

101 I believe the Bush daughter used a fake ID to order a drink at a college bar. And it was wall to wall coverage with super snoop journalists hot on the president s trail to report how he covered up the incident and lied to the nation. Barbara Bush was surely an alcoholic whose family was keeping her dark secret and were threatening the SS agents to deny everything!

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (l9dEr)

102 "I'm so damn proud of my crackhead."
---
Ace, you are a blessing especially when you post videos of bats eating grapes.

I read this story on Brietbart and watched the video. Not once was I able to reduce my thoughts about it to poetry. But you did.

Now I am trying to sort out if if I should be really horrified or just horrified as in Jackass the Movie XXX.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (jzjXx)

103 The media would cancel all of their regularly scheduled programming to cover this wall to wall if it was Don Jr. But there's a good chance this will never be mentioned on air. The double standards have been around forever but when they become so starkly obvious like this example, it becomes especially grating.
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (700n7)


If DeSantis or whomever are smart (yes, I know), they will be cataloguing every one of these incidents of MFM fake news and be ready to shove it down their throats the moment they run for POTUS.

No candidate who treats the MFM as a legitimate outlet for political discourse or information will get my vote. End of story.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (2JVJo)

104 If a Motel 6 turned out to be a Motel 9, I don't mind. I don't mind.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (63Dwl)

105 BUH BUH BUH

TRUMP TALKED ABOUT GRABBING!

AND PROBABLY DID IT. BECAUSE HE TALKED ABOUT IT.

Posted by: The Left at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (ePZfA)

106 Grampa says dad is just sowing his goats.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (W4eKo)

107 Wondering if Hunter and Harry were ever in Vegas at the same time?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (ZXUb0)

108 "Hunter's claims also raise the possibility that he was targeted as a vulnerable conduit to Joe Biden as part of a foreign intelligence operation"

Probably the easiest mark in the history of espionage.

Well done, Biden DNA.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (aXxgO)

109 This guy really is putting the "whores" back in "Louis Quatorze"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (6FeV1)

110 93 There has to be golden showers.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (ySQBZ)


"You rang?"

- - Annie Sprinkle

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (s2VJv)

111 The next time you're at a hotel, just remember, the only thing separating you and the Hunter Biden-esque previous resident is a 20 minute cleaning.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (UW2ZS)

112 Leave Hunter alone!

Posted by: Barr at August 11, 2021 05:36 PM (r2xsG)

113 Say, Joe Biden's briefcase or satchel could hold a laptop...

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2021 05:36 PM (JioHo)

114 "What song do you love, but once you put aside all nostalgia, you know is objectively crap?"
------------

The Golden Grahams theme.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 05:36 PM (klPiX)

115 109 This guy really is putting the "whores" back in "Louis Quatorze"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (6FeV1)


Whores d'oeuvres...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:36 PM (s2VJv)

116 Posted by: Barr at August 11, 2021 05:36 PM (r2xsG)

Rat Bastard

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 05:36 PM (I2VcN)

117 Hunter is still the smart one in the family.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2021 05:36 PM (BJKQV)

118
No candidate who treats the MFM as a legitimate outlet for political discourse or information will get my vote. End of story.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (2JVJo)

Yep

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 05:36 PM (cSyAR)

119 dagny: "I'm dying to know what he thinks is crazy sex."

Yeah, you say that now, but when you find out, you'll wish you never asked.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 11, 2021 05:37 PM (aXxgO)

120 Hunter:
Motel 6 may as well be Motel 9, the way their rates have gone up.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:37 PM (L2ZTs)

121 If Trump even admitted that the Russians had kompromat on him, that would have been it, in a number of people's minds.

Hunter *admits* that he doesn't even know how much kompromat the Russians have on him.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:37 PM (XHhHI)

122 >>> The next time you're at a hotel, just remember, the only thing separating you and the Hunter Biden-esque previous resident is a 20 minute cleaning.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (UW2ZS)


This has never bothered me.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at August 11, 2021 05:37 PM (/Hhiw)

123 95 Good question from a friend at FB:

"What song do you love, but once you put aside all nostalgia, you know is objectively crap?"
---------------

George Harrison - Got My Mind Set On You

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 05:37 PM (ePZfA)

124 13 Every serviceman that died since after the Korean "conflict" died in vain.

This is how they (the Left) kill the U.S. military and the country.
--------

OK.

Now do World War I

Without US involvement (and fashionably late no less, by 4 years) there is arguably no Nazis, No Communists, No Pearl Harbor, No World War II no 25 million killed, no Holocaust, no Cold War, no Korea, No Viet Nam no .. etc etc etc.

I don't necessarily believe all that but ya gotta think about stuff like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2021 05:37 PM (dyShS)

125 There has to be golden showers.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (ySQBZ)


That's probably the tame stuff.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 11, 2021 05:37 PM (jOcSX)

126 Yikes, Ace

Put a warning on video like that if it all blurred. I wouldn't've wasted my time.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 11, 2021 05:38 PM (uk57j)

127 What's better than the constitution?

Prostitution!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2021 05:38 PM (6FeV1)

128 This song is just six words long.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 05:38 PM (klPiX)

129 Apparently Hunter has even more laptops than Neil Breen.

(One of you will get that joke)

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:38 PM (icI8A)

130 What a douchebag
Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (FA5Pj)
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Please, don't lump us in with him!

Posted by: Douchebags at August 11, 2021 05:38 PM (XHhHI)

131 The next time you're at a hotel, just remember, the only thing separating you and the Hunter Biden-esque previous resident is a 20 minute cleaning.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (UW2ZS)
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No....no....
Germs a'no here...
...no.

Posted by: Consuela at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (ePZfA)

132 And these people scold us about masks.
Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2021 05:26

Bingo. I guess you can keep your mask off while doing drugs, like eating or drinking. The evil covid bug doesn't work then.

And you put your mask on and are protected from the now active evil covid bug. This is all BS.

Posted by: Farmer at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (55Qr6)

133 >>>So. . . why does Hunter take so many videos of himself doing crazy sh#t -- and WHY does he keep it handy on a laptop????
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (bDqIh)

======

Why do I drink more than I should?

'Tis a mystery.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (xqXiI)

134 No candidate who treats the MFM as a legitimate outlet for political discourse or information will get my vote. End of story.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (2JVJo)


I cannot wait until Darth Santis slips and actually tells a journalist to go fuck themselves.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (GbPPJ)

135 Another song I love but that I know is kinda crappy is "Alone Again Naturally" by Gilbert O'Sullivan.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (L2ZTs)

136
I've been reading that Taliban-train nurse's twitter. She's a real beauty. Says "fuck you freedom" and "fuck your constitution when hospitals are full". Note "your", she disavows the constitution.

She always unvaccinated to charged with attempted murder, and wants QR codes stamped on our foreheads.

Real beauty, she is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (Mzdiz)

137 Apparently Hunter has even more laptops than Neil Breen.

(One of you will get that joke)
Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:38 PM (icI8A)

*Raises hand*

I wonder who has the creepier sex scenes, though?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (XvPQV)

138 111 The next time you're at a hotel, just remember, the only thing separating you and the Hunter Biden-esque previous resident is a 20 minute cleaning.
Posted by: bonhomme

this is why we pack a uv sterilizer wand

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (oEn12)

139 hahahaha-soul of the biden family-hahahaha.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (ZXUb0)

140 We have your laptop, Hunter.

- Which laptop

The one with all the crazy debauched sex tapes on it.

- Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?!

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (icI8A)

141 But he's an artiste now.

Posted by: aelfheld at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (Zy9Yy)

142 "What song do you love, but once you put aside all nostalgia, you know is objectively crap?"

A number of KISS songs from their 1970's albums come to mind.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (xPJvm)

143 Nothing to see here - WH press pool

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (r+sAi)

144 127 What's better than the constitution?

Prostitution!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2021 05:38 PM (6FeV1)


So you're read the Budget Reconciliation and Infrastructure Bills?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (s2VJv)

145 Wait, so you're saying that Hunter Biden is a national security threat? I see a future for him as Director of the CIA ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (UFfne)

146 There has to be golden showers.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (ySQBZ)

That's probably the tame stuff.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 11, 2021 05:37 PM (jOcSX)
----------------

Everything they accused Trump of doing was projection.

There is absolutely golden-shower involved.

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (ePZfA)

147 Pug: I wanna rock 'n' roll all night and party ev-er-y day!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (L2ZTs)

148 What song do you love, but once you put aside all nostalgia, you know is objectively crap?
---
I don't have a song like that.

Heck, I even had to get myself to admit I liked some really great pop songs.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:41 PM (XHhHI)

149 "What song do you love, but once you put aside all nostalgia, you know is objectively crap?"

S.O.D's remake of "Diamonds and Rust" (extended dance remix):

https://youtu.be/SbHacAWg3JQ

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 11, 2021 05:41 PM (SchxB)

150 They are probably convincing themselves that it is more *patriotic* to cover this shit up.

That is what they did with Benghazi - the fuckwad administration somehow convinced the MSM that it was more patriotic to hide what was going on from the public - like they were all junior G-men or something on a secret mission to protect national interests.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 11, 2021 05:41 PM (uk57j)

151 Pug

Knights in White Satin

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 05:41 PM (I2VcN)

152 Now do World War I

Without US involvement (and fashionably late no less, by 4 years) there is arguably no Nazis, No Communists, No Pearl Harbor, No World War II no 25 million killed, no Holocaust, no Cold War, no Korea, No Viet Nam no .. etc etc etc.

I don't necessarily believe all that but ya gotta think about stuff like that.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2021 05:37 PM (dyShS)

Three years late. We didn't get too much into the field before 1918, but we were providing a lot of money, supplies and even manpower in 1917.

Quibbling aside..yeah, if Imperial German had won WW I, it would be a better world. Which is why it had to happen, I guess. The ruler of the Earth demanded it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (XvPQV)

153 Everything they accused Trump of doing was projection.

There is absolutely golden-shower involved.
Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (ePZfA)
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Hunter was probably consulted on the pee-pee scene.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (XHhHI)

154 EDKH 2 years ago today.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (r+sAi)

155 Donna, Nights In White Satin was "deep" by 1960s/early 70s standards. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (L2ZTs)

156 The next time you're at a hotel, just remember, the only thing separating you and the Hunter Biden-esque previous resident is a 20 minute cleaning.
Posted by: bonhomme


"Damn you all to hell!"

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (KPEbq)

157 124 Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2021 05:37 PM (dyShS)

Oh I hate WWI. Germany did a really stupid thing by trying to rob the Bank of France. But it was horrible. Western Christendom killed itself.

Only a remnant remain.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (xopIz)

158 Another song I love but that I know is kinda crappy is "Alone Again Naturally"

Kinda crappy? That may be the worst song in the history of civilization.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (W4eKo)

159 why does Hunter take so many videos of himself doing crazy sh#t -- and WHY does he keep it handy on a laptop????

He's probably required to. They want continued access, Hunter wants continued access- it's all a win-win.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (8eSmR)

160 I want to be Hunter's hooker friend/ sex slave.

Posted by: David French at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (nyiY4)

161 135 Another song I love but that I know is kinda crappy is "Alone Again Naturally" by Gilbert O'Sullivan.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (L2ZTs)


Strange as it sounds, I find that song very moving to me all these years later. The lyrics sort of hit home in a way that 48 years ago were just so much dumb treacle to a 13 year old.

He's a damn good lyricist for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (s2VJv)

162 137 Apparently Hunter has even more laptops than Neil Breen.

(One of you will get that joke)
Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:38 PM (icI8A)

*Raises hand*

I wonder who has the creepier sex scenes, though?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (XvPQV)
---

They both love the tuna.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

163 I watched slow pitch softball last night. Not once did I worry if my laptop had been stolen by Russians. What I was worried about is the clueless umps and heart attacks.

Prayer: Please God, can this bad movie just end, now.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (jzjXx)

164 Axeman, hmmm
Blanco, OMG!!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (L2ZTs)

165 >>>I wonder who has the creepier sex scenes, though?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (XvPQV)

======
Dollars to donuts he's imitated the sex scenes from The Wolf of Wall Street, at a minimum.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (xqXiI)

166 Pug: I wanna rock 'n' roll all night and party ev-er-y day!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (L2ZTs)

Naw, I actually honestly hate that one. Always have. I was thinking of Love Gun, Cold Gin, Firehouse, etc.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at August 11, 2021 05:43 PM (xPJvm)

167 OT/

I just noticed that Twitter has updated their site design(new font).

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 11, 2021 05:43 PM (700n7)

168 Claiming he's going from penthouse to penhouse when it looks like he's hole'd up in a flophouse.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 11, 2021 05:43 PM (nWxPx)

169 Does a hooker charge more when the vocal therapy comes after the sex? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2021 05:43 PM (bCkNL)

170 So, basically the president's son has been compromised by Russian intelligence services and the media nor Republicans on any committees have done a thing about it.

This group that was all Russia all the time a few years ago for a DNC financed misinformation op.

Got it.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2021 05:43 PM (sOXXq)

171 JJ, true.
Now listen to Gilbert's follow-up, "Clair." :-)
(You'll wonder how he stayed out of jail.)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:43 PM (L2ZTs)

172 158 Another song I love but that I know is kinda crappy is "Alone Again Naturally"

Kinda crappy? That may be the worst song in the history of civilization.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (W4eKo)


"Fahn Fahn Fahn mit die Autobahn..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:43 PM (s2VJv)

173
So you're read the Budget Reconciliation and Infrastructure Bills?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (s2VJv)

------

Have they funded the Truth and Reconciliation Commission yet? Or should I say, extended funding to the January 6th Truth and Reconciliation Kangaroo Theater for the next century?

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2021 05:44 PM (UFfne)

174 crappy songs I love:

That covers...a lot of ground. From Strawberry Alarm Clock to Novelty records to a lot of 80's ballads.

But if I have to pick...Katy Perry's Firework.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:44 PM (XvPQV)

175
So you're read the Budget Reconciliation and Infrastructure Bills?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


No one has.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2021 05:44 PM (63Dwl)

176 171 JJ, true.
Now listen to Gilbert's follow-up, "Clair." :-)
(You'll wonder how he stayed out of jail.)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:43 PM (L2ZTs)

Yeah, that's creepy and sucked as did the third in his trio of hits Get Down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:44 PM (s2VJv)

177 reason, that Harrison song is another good example.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:44 PM (L2ZTs)

178 It's nice to see "Hooker" capitalized.

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2021 05:44 PM (HgGBT)

179 Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (icI8A)
-----------------

Hunter - "The blue HP with a Weezer sticker on the lid?
I've been looking for that one..."

- No. This is a black Lenovo.

Hunter - "I don't have a black Leno....wait. Is the HDMI all junked up with cra-I mean, parmesan cheese?"

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 05:44 PM (ePZfA)

180 What is worse paying to watch Hunter have sex with a hooker or paying for one of his paintings?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (l9dEr)

181 And the UK press are the only ones that cover this stuff. F'ing embarrassing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (V5Nn3)

182 I wonder if daddy Biden gets an exclusive "first peak" at Hunter's sexcapades?

And yeah, I mean that exactly as it sounds.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (xYLkR)

183 Neil wrote himself turning down the hot 16 year old. Hunter....well, I think we know what he would do.

So, advantage Neil?

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (icI8A)

184 Does a hooker charge more when the vocal therapy comes after the sex? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2021 05:43 PM (bCkNL)

Strictly hourly.
The talking after the sex is a reason why a lot of guys rent tail, actually. And it's a reason why some girls sell their ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (XvPQV)

185 Imperial Germany had no fucking navy.

It was the Brits and the French to get us to fight the Germans.

So they could keep their empires.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (xopIz)

186 "let's make love before we die, on warm leatherette"

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (vV9Nr)

187 169 Does a hooker charge more when the vocal therapy comes after the sex? Asking for a friend.

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This comment has caused me to seek out a therapist with a fixed address.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (jzjXx)

188 I wonder if biden baby gets a S.S. detail?
Or at least someone keeping tabs.

Posted by: Bosk at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (x6uUk)

189 Mark, Katy's made a whole career out of crappy. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (L2ZTs)

190 "So, basically the president's son has been compromised by Russian intelligence services and the media nor Republicans on any committees have done a thing about it."

I think Russia has figured out they can afford to let China pimp out America for free.

Yay. I guess.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (49Exr)

191 It's nice to see "Hooker" capitalized.

Well, duh.

Posted by: TJ Hooker at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (r+sAi)

192 I'm married. My hooker days are over now...sadly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:33 PM (XvPQV)

Then you need to get divorced, obviously. Then you will be free to pursue your interests - hookers, strippers and whatnot.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (V13WU)

193 Offered without further comment.

The bio of the nice anti-vax anti-dating nurse indicates she is Sicilian....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (PiwSw)

194 "Why does he keep so many sex tapes?"

To masturbate to them later. And/or a voyeurism fetish. The simplest answer is the correct one.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (icI8A)

195 Neil wrote himself turning down the hot 16 year old. Hunter....well, I think we know what he would do.

So, advantage Neil?
Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (icI8A)

He's slightly more moral, I suppose. But Neil also writes himself murdering more people, while Hunter hasn't killed anyone that I know of.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (XvPQV)

196 95 Good question from a friend at FB:
"What song do you love, but once you put aside all nostalgia, you know is objectively crap?"


Not songs I love, but I think a lot of beatles song fit that category for many people. shit like sgt. pepper and penny lane and jude. I grew up with that crap and was ostracized many times because i said they sucked. But they do suck. Yeah, there is a lot of good songs in there too, and tons of talent, but a lot of real fucking crap.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (uk57j)

197 Quibbling aside..yeah, if Imperial German had won WW I, it would be a better world. Which is why it had to happen, I guess. The ruler of the Earth demanded it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (XvPQV)

But without dropping the bomb in WWII, there's a chance a full scale nuclear war would've happened in an alternate history (about the only thing imaginary worse than WWII).

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (700n7)

198 "I stick the aerial into my brain, TV o. d."

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (vV9Nr)

199 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing: "If DeSantis or whomever are smart (yes, I know), they will be cataloguing every one of these incidents of MFM fake news and be ready to shove it down their throats the moment they run for POTUS."

That's been a bit of a pipe dream for me for years. Granted, mine was a campaign speech where the candidate goes to the dais, reads bullet-pointed page after bullet-pointed of government waste and abuse (like financing the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow), and then pretty much walks away. Just remind everyone exactly how disgusted they should be with what goes on with their and their kids', and their kids', yet to be earned money in one giant, undigestible red pill.

It could readily be modified to list the abuses, lies, and corruption of the MFM AKA the DNC front group.

The unvarnished lists are a statement and campaign all its own. They need no flourishing at all. Just read it and drop the mic.

That is my dream.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (aXxgO)

200 What's the hooker so busy with? Chopping up another eight ball?

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

201 Axeman, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (L2ZTs)
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InXS wrote some *great* stuff. But it was too dancey for me to consider I liked it until I had to.

But it was great stuff.

Probably the band that has caused me the most embarrassment was Steely Dan. But their stuff is nowhere near objectively crap--and a number of jazz musicians are fans.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (XHhHI)

202 Hunter presumably emailed the Big Guy. That not only exposes his communication but email accounts and all types of information intelligence services will use against you.

It's funny how the media and Big Tech colluded to ensure the substance of the his story didn't leak out, not was it allowed to be published anywhere.

This grotesque compromise of their candidate and his son by a foreign intelligence service.

Makes you wonder what they have on Puddin Head.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (sOXXq)

203 >>>But if I have to pick...Katy Perry's Firework.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:44 PM (XvPQV)

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Wow. Props for even admitting that. Although, "Crazy Love" by Poco. There. I said it.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at August 11, 2021 05:47 PM (xqXiI)

204 Did you not read "The Guns of August?"

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:47 PM (xopIz)

205 180 What is worse paying to watch Hunter have sex with a hooker or paying for one of his paintings?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (l9dEr)

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It's legal to burn his paintings with fire. So, paintings are the better option.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2021 05:47 PM (xYLkR)

206 Mark, Katy's made a whole career out of crappy. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (L2ZTs)

You see my problem!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:47 PM (XvPQV)

207 Gentlemen, I agree that Hey Jude is massively overrated. Interesting that it was the Beatles' all-time biggest hit.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:47 PM (L2ZTs)

208 Does a hooker charge more when the vocal therapy comes after the sex? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2021 05:43 PM (bCkNL)

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Yes, but Hunter used to getting the Family and Friends discount IYKWIMAITYD, allowing him to throw an extra 10% to The Big Guy.

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2021 05:47 PM (UFfne)

209 Gilbert O'Sullivan? Probably never gave his real address.

Posted by: klaftern at August 11, 2021 05:47 PM (r4sI4)

210 Nooo, they took the laptop that has all my Age of Empires 2 saves, and all my Asian vids!!

Posted by: Hunter, doing a laptop inventory at August 11, 2021 05:48 PM (icI8A)

211 Swingin': SACRILEGE!!! :-)
Crazy Love is one of my all-time favorites.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:48 PM (L2ZTs)

212 204 Did you not read "The Guns of August?"
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:47 PM (xopIz)


Still waiting for the follow up, "The Gums of Kamala."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:48 PM (s2VJv)

213 klaftern, his real name was Ray Sullivan.
He even gives his real name in "Clair."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:48 PM (L2ZTs)

214 Hunter's a frequent flier, maybe he's got a brother punch card.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:48 PM (icI8A)

215 Strictly hourly.
The talking after the sex is a reason why a lot of guys rent tail, actually. And it's a reason why some girls sell their ass.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (XvPQV)

I thought the reason hookers get paid a lot is because they LEAVE after sex.

Posted by: Jericho at August 11, 2021 05:49 PM (88xKn)

216 213 klaftern, his real name was Ray Sullivan.
He even gives his real name in "Clair."
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:48 PM (L2ZTs)


He is absolutely HUGE in Japan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:49 PM (s2VJv)

217 106 Grampa says dad is just sowing his goats.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (W4eKo)


Hey, kiddo, family ties only go so far. But I would like to drop in on you and your Mom sometime, just to say say hi, and to sniff-around in your hair and your Mom's, for half an hour each. It's not every little girl who can say they had their hair sniffed by the Most Powerful Guy in the World, you know.

Posted by: Your Grandpa Joe at August 11, 2021 05:49 PM (AMIL/)

218 Axeman, I love Steely Dan.
And Doof is also an INXS fan. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)

219 A thought for everyone to make you hate life -

Somewhere out there is a vid with Hunter Biden and Andrew Gillum. There is a 0% chance that it doesn't exist.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:49 PM (icI8A)

220 Man, as much as I hate Biden, I really don't want to watch that shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2021 05:49 PM (o2MD2)

221 It's nice to see "Hooker" capitalized.

Well, duh.
Posted by: TJ Hooker


I purposely don't capitalize people or things I don't respect. So of course Hooker get capitalized.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (KPEbq)

222 Imperial Germany had no fucking navy.

It was the Brits and the French to get us to fight the Germans.

So they could keep their empires.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM


Pssst....Imperial Germany had the second largest Navy in the world in 1914.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (JUOKG)

223 Somewhere out there is a vid with Hunter Biden and Andrew Gillum. There is a 0% chance that it doesn't exist.

I thought I was recovered from the coof, but now I feel sick again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (SchxB)

224 He is absolutely HUGE in Japan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Truth be told, most of us Morons are too.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (mD/uy)

225 42 So. . . why does Hunter take so many videos of himself doing crazy sh#t -- and WHY does he keep it handy on a laptop????
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:29 PM (bDqIh)

Dear Lizzy: He TOOK the videos. By the way, Darcy says hello.

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (HgGBT)

226 If you want to know how they came up with the story about Trump and Russians having compromising material on him this was how.

Evil cannot create. It cannot imagine. It can only repeat what it knows. And this is what all of the Democrats like Hillary, the Bidens, the Obamas know. They know they are all compromised.

I would love for one of these prostitutes to ask him why he thinks this has created no issues for his father when it would have ruined any Republican president or candidate. We all know it is because leftists hate the US anyway so what does it matter if Putin blackmails Biden to let him build his pipeline to Germany. Biden was going to let him anyway.

Posted by: Thatch at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (qWceQ)

227 Remember back in the old days, when Billy Carter's behavior reflected badly on the Presidency? Good times.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (YynYJ)

228 Whoops, off sock.

Posted by: dantesed at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (88xKn)

229 Since you mention huge in Japan, a song that is probably bad but I like it is...well, Big in Japan. That song bangs.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (icI8A)

230 "That may be the worst song in the history of civilization."

No no no. There's that whiney song that makes you want to slit your wrists. Chapman something about how "you have a fast car, let's go drive off a cliff."

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (49Exr)

231 The classiest sister-fuckers from the great state of Delaware you could put in the highest office of the land. Take a bow.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (DXFDM)

232 But without dropping the bomb in WWII, there's a chance a full scale nuclear war would've happened in an alternate history (about the only thing imaginary worse than WWII).
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 11, 2021 05:46 PM (700n7)

Eh. Without Nazis, I'm not sure the impetus would be there to develop atomic bombs, let alone use them.

Prior to WW 1, most wars of the 19th century were limited affairs, for specific objectives, or colonial grindfests.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (XvPQV)

233 J.J.,

She brings the gums.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (xopIz)

234 218 Axeman, I love Steely Dan.
And Doof is also an INXS fan. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)


INXS was the last band I followed before leaving pop music to my youth. Best band of the 80s to my ear.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (s2VJv)

235 Hunter Biden didn't kill himself.

(too soon?)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (QFVV9)

236 Ya know, I was thinking, the MMM Bop song had a nice little beat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (r+sAi)

237 Broseidon, IMHO that's Alphaville's best song.
Forever Young is too morose for me.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:51 PM (L2ZTs)

238 Someone should do an "Art Show" that's nothing but blown up pics of this crackhead doing his thing.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2021 05:51 PM (AD3JT)

239 Truth be told, most of us Morons are too.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (mD/uy)


I was on a subway in Tokyo once. I was the tallest person in the car. It was awesome.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2021 05:51 PM (PiwSw)

240 JJ, hmmm.
To each his own but if I had to name a best band of the 1980s, I'd likely go with The Cure.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:51 PM (L2ZTs)

241 using a hooker is tantamount to hunting at the meat counter

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 05:52 PM (YK4Qh)

242 So glad we've got dignity back in the White House at last. What with a few videos of Hunter's bare-ass escapades with paid whores romping around, well it gives us a little amusing reprieve from witnessing Bogus Biden fondling the children.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2021 05:52 PM (XZvba)

243 OK, wait. There was the laptop he cracked out and forgot at the repair shop. And now there's one seized by Russian crack dealers. What's the third one?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2021 05:52 PM (JN3xP)

244 The next time you're at a hotel, just remember, the only thing separating you and the Hunter Biden-esque previous resident is a 20 minute cleaning.
Posted by: bonhomme

"Damn you all to hell!"
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (KPEbq)

Don't forget to bring a NM-9 Semen Detection Lamp!

Posted by: Holiday Inn Express at August 11, 2021 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

245 "Nooo, they took the laptop that has all my Age of Empires 2 saves"

Hey now. Checkfire.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 05:53 PM (49Exr)

246 QDPSteve's question.

Beatles - Hey Jude

Seriously. Look at it objectively on paper.

Octopus' Garden is more intricate.

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 05:53 PM (ePZfA)

247 Quibbling aside..yeah, if Imperial German had won WW I, it would be a better world. Which is why it had to happen, I guess. The ruler of the Earth demanded it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review


Is that some magic timeline where Germans turn into good shepherds of morality, justice, peace and love? How does that work? It is so easy to blame Hitler on WWI or Versailles but maybe it is something else.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 11, 2021 05:53 PM (uk57j)

248 using a hooker is tantamount to hunting at the meat counter
Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 05:52 PM (YK4Qh)

some like to pretend they are hunters....

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2021 05:53 PM (V13WU)

249 Holiday Inn Express, I find a sleeping bag and full body unitard work best for me.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:53 PM (L2ZTs)

250 236 Ya know, I was thinking, the MMM Bop song had a nice little beat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (r+sAi)

____

Dancing Queen is great!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 11, 2021 05:53 PM (xYLkR)

251 243-
The third laptop was seized from his shrinks office.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2021 05:53 PM (AD3JT)

252 Somewhere there's a two year old whose mom is a stripper, whose dad is a meth-head, and whose grandpa is President of the United States.

The kid and the stripper are both lucky they got away from that family.
Posted by: huerfano at August 11, 2021 05:32

LMAO, thanks for the best chortle of my day so far.

Posted by: Farmer at August 11, 2021 05:53 PM (55Qr6)

253 reason, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:53 PM (L2ZTs)

254 I wonder if biden baby gets a S.S. detail?
Or at least someone keeping tabs.

Posted by: Bosk at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (x6uUk)

--------

And how about grandchildren? Despite probably being responsible for over 100 abortions, Hunter likely has at least 10 illegitimate kids running around (all being paid off by the Biden Crime Family). It's like he could have been in the NBA ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (UFfne)

255 Late to the last party but my question doesn't even seem that off topic here.
What is a non binary Viking? What does that even mean? I guess I need to go to woke school.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (Y+l9t)

256 Since I find Hunter beyond drearilly uninteresting.


Imma go with this.


Lenin or Chrurcill?


Greater and more impactful historical figure?

Posted by: TC at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (mmycy)

257 Just remember- the Biden family is the only one with a child who's being blackmailed

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (B2mhs)

258 And the British "ruled the seas."

You are making my point. Germany was considered a threat, when all they wanted was respect and a piece of the international business and trade market.

Britain saw this as a threat and the U.S. came in on Britain's side.

Notice that he U.S. Navy was third or lower.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (xopIz)

259 Don't forget to bring a NM-9 Semen Detection Lamp!
Posted by: Holiday Inn Express at August 11, 2021 05:52 PM (v0R5T)
-----------

This room....

*inhales deeply*

....is clear.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (ePZfA)

260 Hey, Bulldog was the best Beatles song. Fight me!

Posted by: Guy who says fight me! at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (F9j5E)

261 >>> "let's make love before we die, on warm leatherette"
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (vV9Nr)


Being naked on leather is about the worst surface to ever be naked on. Voice in head: what about hot asphalt, anthill, molten lava, lego pit, should I go on? Ok shut up voice in head, yes there are a lot worse places to be naked than leather but it's down there at the bottom of the list. I don't understand how cows can stand it. I don't even like to wear shorts when I'm sitting in leather car seats.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (/Hhiw)

262
Hunter Biden didn't kill himself.

(too soon?)
Posted by: Puddleglum


I was just thinking maybe old man biden will have the CIA "off" hunter, and we'll see grainy video of a CIA Shit wearing a MAGA hat at the scene of the crime. Fake News would love it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (hIntH)

263 Well at least ol Hunter was witha 35 year old Russian woman--not Ms. Fang Fang Bang Bang that was jumping Eric Swalwell's bones.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (cn6vO)

264 The First
@TheFirstonTV
Arnold Schwarzenegger to people who won't follow CDC guidelines:

"Screw your freedom."

-
Well, California Republican.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (d9FiS)

265 Maybe Republicans can have a hearing on this. Maybe slip some strongly worded language into an infrastructure bill or something. Anything but substance. It's what they do.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (sOXXq)

266 Capt Shitbird here is almost certainly not unique among DC kids.

He might actually be one of the more restrained ones.


We really have no idea how compromised and for how long all these fks are.

Assume 100%. Assume at least 29 years.

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (cknjq)

267 >>To masturbate to them later. And/or a voyeurism fetish. The simplest answer is the correct one.

Sure, but factor in that he's been a Senator's son for his entire adult life -- and is doing business with all sorts of people who would pay for that kind of footage*. It indicates a pathological level of recklessness. Dude wants to get caught.

*No doubt DID pay for it by supplying him hookers and blow when he's on their country for a deal, filming it, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:55 PM (bDqIh)

268 Guy, not Revolution? :-)

IMHO Lennon actually sounds like Dennis Prager on that one. "If you're gonna go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao..."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:55 PM (L2ZTs)

269 A brawl at the zoo between white trash, black trash, yellow trash...uh...

Our Delightful Chinese Betters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eYL0Antcqg

I think they're just practicing for flying out of Philadelphia's Airport.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2021 05:55 PM (5NkmN)

270 "The next time you're at a hotel, just remember, the only thing separating you and the Hunter Biden-esque previous resident is a 20 minute cleaning."
Posted by: bonhomme

You don't say.

Posted by: andrew gillum at August 11, 2021 05:55 PM (m/Gc2)

271 some like to pretend they are hunters....
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2021 05:53 PM (V13WU)

hardy, har, har

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 05:55 PM (YK4Qh)

272 Arnold Schwarzenegger to people who won't follow CDC guidelines:

"Screw your freedom."

-
Well, California Republican.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (d9FiS)

That's very Fascist of him.
Also very GOPe

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:55 PM (XvPQV)

273 There is not a a Republican politician alive who would have had the balls and smarts to say "Who? Hunter?" at the debates during Joe's little planned cryfest.

Not a one. Even after Trumpy McHitlerburton blazed the trail. If you don't think that's an important thing, I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (klPiX)

274 Screw your freedom."

-
Well, California Republican.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (d9FiS)

I remember the last time an Austrian said that to America....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (6FeV1)

275 Being a hooker for Hunter is desperate and stupid. He's a loose end, which makes you a crime scene prop.

AP - The nation mourns after FBI Agents discover Hunter Biden and two other women dead from apparent heroin overdose to the back of the head.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (49Exr)

276 Also, Harrison's "Only A Northern Song" was George Harrison saying to Paul and John, "you know you guys are ripping me off right?"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (L2ZTs)

277
arnold shwarzenegger the austrian nazi?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (hIntH)

278 Jill sez he's the heart and soul of the family.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

279 All that White House decency is kind of humbling.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (cSyAR)

280 We really have no idea how compromised and for how long all these fks are.

Assume 100%. Assume at least 29 years.
Posted by: weirdflunky at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (cknjq)


Remember Tim Kaine's son was Antifa before it was cool.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

281 There was the laptop he cracked out and forgot at the repair shop. And now there's one seized by Russian crack dealers. What's the third one?

You know he's filled one for the Chinese.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (JioHo)

282 The best band of the eighties was...oh, who the hell knows.

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (HgGBT)

283 253 reason, yup.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:53 PM (L2ZTs)
-----------

But I'll be damned if I don't belt it out every time it happens to come on the radio.

Juuud-juud-juudy-judy-judy-judy WHAAA-POW!

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 05:57 PM (ePZfA)

284 Qusay, Uday, and Hunter, three of a kind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 05:57 PM (d9FiS)

285 Can there actually be blackmail when there is no risk of prosecution, loss of social status, employment or anything else? No one who can affect Hunter Biden negatively cares about his degenerate illegal actions, so this kompromat is useless.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at August 11, 2021 05:57 PM (9o9OU)

286 Lenin or Chrurcill?


Greater and more impactful historical figure?
Posted by: TC


Not that it is a good thing, but Lenin by a mile.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 05:57 PM (KPEbq)

287 Germany, pre WWI was actually quite moral. There were expressions "Honest as a German", etc. thru-out central Europe.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:57 PM (xopIz)

288 you know...there was a another Austrian with totalitarian tendencies, also A..something...

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2021 05:57 PM (V13WU)

289 Comediennes could have material for a decade mocking this putrid dickhead and his vile family and besides a weak impersonation by Dan Carvey, NOTHING.

Sad and pathetic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2021 05:57 PM (moFdV)

290 Lenin or Chrurcill?


Greater and more impactful historical figure?
Posted by: TC at August 11, 2021 05:54 PM (mmycy)

Churchill is 'better' but Lenin is more impactful.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 05:57 PM (XvPQV)

291 I remember the last time an Austrian said that to America....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (6FeV1)

We may not be able to save the Republic, but you can be damn sure we'll avenge it.

Posted by: Hoyt's Tony Stark at August 11, 2021 05:57 PM (49Exr)

292 Best band of the early 1980s was probably Go-Gos.

Most attractive band of the 1980s was Bangles.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:57 PM (L2ZTs)

293 Is it a coincidence that his initials are HB ?

Hookers and Blow

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2021 05:58 PM (M+Lyo)

294 reason, I always turn it off halfway through.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:58 PM (L2ZTs)

295 @202

It's amusing how you guys forget that Joe Biden himself was on camera boasting of his influencing the prosecutor in Ukraine, and that was available everywhere before the election

No need to "surmise" that he could have been blackmailed by the Biden stuff--he boasted of his own corruption.

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 05:58 PM (AwPyG)

296 arnold shwarzenegger the austrian nazi?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (hIntH)
........

he climb de Alps barefoot

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2021 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

297 "Sure, but factor in that he's been a Senator's son for his entire adult life -- and is doing business with all sorts of people who would pay for that kind of footage*. It indicates a pathological level of recklessness. Dude wants to get caught.

*No doubt DID pay for it by supplying him hookers and blow when he's on their country for a deal, filming it, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:55 PM (bDqIh)"

Well, two things:

1. Being super high and horny kind of kills all that complex reasoning that should compel you to stop filming fuck tapes.

2. He thinks he's invincible, and he's not entirely wrong so far. Has he gotten into any real trouble yet? Daddy has been able to clean it up. He's just never satisfied because what he actually wants to be is loved and considered competent, like big bro Beau, and that'll never happen. Oh well, gotta fill the void with crack and paid for pussy!

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 05:58 PM (icI8A)

298 Good evening, horde!

Sharon, I was wondering that, myself. What bit of DNA can tell us that one is "non-binary?"

Jeez, it almost makes me cry to even wonder about it. What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2021 05:59 PM (OX9vb)

299 Most attractive band of the 1980s was Bangles.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:57 PM (L2ZTs)


The lead singer was super-cute.

The rest? Meh.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2021 05:59 PM (5NkmN)

300 80s? What about "The Cars?"

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:59 PM (xopIz)

301 I wonder if biden baby gets a S.S. detail?
Posted by: Bosk at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (x6uUk)

No, they opted for S&M.

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2021 05:59 PM (HgGBT)

302 I remember the last time an Austrian said that to America....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (6FeV1)

LOL

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 05:59 PM (klPiX)

303 AP - The nation mourns after FBI Agents discover Hunter Biden and two other women dead from apparent heroin overdose to the back of the head.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur


Always felt a little bad for the Hooker who was with Tattaglia.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 06:00 PM (KPEbq)

304 JAS, Cars would be in the Top 5 for sure.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 06:00 PM (L2ZTs)

305 Schwarzenegger? The one who was doinking the maid and had a child out of wedlock? He's lecturing on moral obligations now?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2021 06:00 PM (sOXXq)

306 Old an busted: Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS

New and shiny: Hunter Does Everybody

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 06:00 PM (d9FiS)

307 But Trump's taxes

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 06:01 PM (klPiX)

308 I still have a funny feeling that the damning materials have been assembled in laptops by the people who want to get it into evidence.

It's a little hard to believe that Hunter filmed all this himself, kept it in easy-to-transport and lose laptops, and that it "fell" into the wrong hands.

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:01 PM (AwPyG)

309 So...Does Hunter get cancelled because of his lack of diversity in hookers, or because the hookers all look to be XX Women?

Posted by: Bete at August 11, 2021 06:01 PM (Ojki1)

310 Marcus T, "Schwarzenegger" is German for "Cuomo"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 06:01 PM (L2ZTs)

311 If you look closely, you can tell it's not Hunter Biden.

It's Don Jr.

Posted by: JB at August 11, 2021 06:01 PM (TO8Xm)

312 Being naked on leather is about the worst surface to ever be naked on.
Posted by: banana Dream

I'm gonna go with a sandy beach. And salt water everywhere. That burning you feel is not only passion.

No bueno if you ask me.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 06:01 PM (mD/uy)

313 Hey April. How are you?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2021 06:01 PM (Y+l9t)

314 >>> It's amusing how you guys forget that Joe Biden himself was on camera boasting of his influencing the prosecutor in Ukraine, and that was available everywhere before the election. No need to "surmise" that he could have been blackmailed by the Biden stuff--he boasted of his own corruption.
Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 05:58 PM (AwPyG)


"the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization"

It's like all the leftists have been given a truth serum, but it still doesn't matter.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2021 06:02 PM (/Hhiw)

315 Old an busted: Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS

New and shiny: Hunter Does Everybody
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 06:00 PM (d9FiS)

Debbie Does Dallas; Hunter Does The Rest.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 06:02 PM (cSyAR)

316 Hunter only has a few years (or months) left to perpetuate his politically connected corruption so he is gonna sell all the "art" he can before Joe shuffles off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2021 06:02 PM (r+sAi)

317 Three is a piece over at arxtechnia about music evolving with "harmonic surprise" that people get used to so they have to come up with something better (or something, i just scanned it.)

Maybe these shit songs were really good to the ears of people who had not been accustomed to some quality in the music, but now that we have heard it (19,245,342 time in the case of hey jude) our ears are no longer impressed and it sounds like shit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 11, 2021 06:02 PM (uk57j)

318 Always felt a little bad for the Hooker who was with Tattaglia.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 06:00 PM (KPEbq)

What else would you expect from a pimp?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 06:02 PM (klPiX)

319 Sure, but factor in that he's been a Senator's son for his entire adult life -- and is doing business with all sorts of people who would pay for that kind of footage*. It indicates a pathological level of recklessness. Dude wants to get caught.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:55 PM (bDqIh)

Just spitballing this here -- Hunter's dad likes to fondle children, Hunter was once a child.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2021 06:02 PM (BJKQV)

320 Can there actually be blackmail when there is no risk of prosecution

They can turn the risk on and off. See, for instance, Andrew Cuomo.

Posted by: t-bird at August 11, 2021 06:02 PM (JioHo)

321 A. Friend asks:

"Does Hunter's latest fckup affect the value of my bribe painting?"

Posted by: Hoyt's Tony Stark at August 11, 2021 06:02 PM (49Exr)

322 Axeman, I love Steely Dan.
And Doof is also an INXS fan. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:49 PM (L2ZTs)
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That's what I'm saying. I love Steely Dan, but there's no way I think it's crap.

The same thing is true even with Rundgren's Hello It's Me. It's a song that I could have heard a little less in my life, but it's still objectively a pretty good song. And Rundgren would always get a pass from me anyway, because of his smooth-as-glass arrangements on a lot of primo songs.

Now, take Something/Anything, it's a little too mellow, but after a while, the songs start to sound the same, and I don't like them so much.

I love the band America--great vocals and interesting acoustic work. But I don't enjoy Muskrat Love.
Ambrosia is a great band of assembled studio techs, however, you get to 180 and they're sappy and no guilty pleasure as a result. But they come back in 1982 with Road Island and "For Openers" rocks, but the rest of the album slides off into bubblegum.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 06:02 PM (XHhHI)

323 301 I wonder if biden baby gets a S.S. detail?
Posted by: Bosk at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM (x6uUk)

slutz n stripperz

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 06:02 PM (YK4Qh)

324
You've all already forgotten that hunter biden was shown to use the *-word.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:02 PM (hIntH)

325 Always felt a little bad for the Hooker who was with Tattaglia.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp

I did too. We clearly are caring people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 06:03 PM (mD/uy)

326 Would not be surprised if there is a golden showers video of Hunter out there.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2021 06:03 PM (NpAcC)

327 305 Schwarzenegger? The one who was doinking the maid and had a child out of wedlock? He's lecturing on moral obligations now?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2021 06:00 PM (sOXXq)


Get to da choppa!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2021 06:03 PM (PiwSw)

328 If they didn't say "Hey Jude" six hundred thousand times during the refrain I might have liked it at one time.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 06:03 PM (klPiX)

329 We might be looking at the more impactful at the expense of the greater?

Posted by: TC at August 11, 2021 06:03 PM (mmycy)

330 There's a paparazzi photo of Hunter and the current wife in the DM story. He does not look particularly well.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2021 06:03 PM (AD3JT)

331 The muh norms restored no mean tweets will never get old.

Neither will the classic, what a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 06:04 PM (hQVBP)

332 >>Remember Tim Kaine's son was Antifa before it was cool.

Don't forget VA Congressman Jim Moran's son who casually slammed his girlfriend's head into a trashcan (IIRC) when they were arguing in public. (Moran himself has gotten into physical altercations with a kid and also a priest after Sunday service. It runs in the family)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 06:04 PM (bDqIh)

333 Can he not afford an escort or does he like street walkers better?

Posted by: JB at August 11, 2021 06:04 PM (TO8Xm)

334 The best band of the eighties was...oh, who the hell knows.
Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2021 05:56 PM (HgGBT)
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The answer is Queensryche.

(or possibly Talk Talk).

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 06:05 PM (XHhHI)

335 222 Imperial Germany had no fucking navy.
It was the Brits and the French to get us to fight the Germans.
So they could keep their empires.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:45 PM


Pssst....Imperial Germany had the second largest Navy in the world in 1914.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 05:50 PM (JUOKG)


The Third Reich didn't have much of a surface fleet, but the Scharnhorst, Gneisenau, and Prinz Eugen in Brest for a time, then the Tirpitz in Norway for many years, tied-down all of the modern and some earlier Royal Navy capital ships. Plus destroyers to screen those capital ships against U-boats, instead of screening convoys. Meanwhile, the Royal Navy struggled to stay in the fight several times in the Mediterranean up to late 1942. Interesting situation.

Posted by: Your Grandpa Joe at August 11, 2021 06:05 PM (AMIL/)

336 he's been a Senator's son for his entire adult life

You are SO close to realizing how Washington works.

Posted by: The Kennedy Clan at August 11, 2021 06:05 PM (/2aWP)

337 Axeman, you covered a lot of ground there. :-)

As I understand it, Ambrosia was kind of an adult contemporary version of BOC-- very talented session musicians/techs who started their own band and rocked it for a while. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 06:05 PM (L2ZTs)

338 Remember that story about Jeffrey Dahmer? The one where one of his victims escaped, and Dahmer managed to talk two cops out of investigating further.

The cops later would say there were no red flags at all.

A naked 15 year old in handcuffs bleeding from the anus with a hole drilled in his head who was obviously confused and Dahmer's apartment reeked of death.

Nope, no red flags here.

I feel like the news media does the same exact thing with Democrats. Nope, no red flags here.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 06:06 PM (UW2ZS)

339
Why would anyone trust the "DNA" report of anything that's been dead for 1000 years??

I've always been skeptical of all the "magical" information revealed by DNA. It plays well as a Device on TV and movies, though.

Yeah, I guess I'm a "science-denier."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:06 PM (hIntH)

340 This guy is out of control. Somebody seriously needs to consider giving him an intervention.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at August 11, 2021 06:06 PM (ePZfA)

341 If they didn't say "Hey Jude" six hundred thousand times during the refrain I might have liked it at one time.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 06:03 PM (klPiX)
---
"Judie-judie-judie-judie-judie, now."

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 06:06 PM (XHhHI)

342 Schwarzenegger? The one who was doinking the maid

Didja see her picture? It was Ernest Borgnine!

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 11, 2021 06:06 PM (vV9Nr)

343 Hunter will only get cancelled if, like Hulk Hogan, he says the n-word in one of his sex tapes.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 06:06 PM (icI8A)

344 T-storm coming

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (znIQ9)

345 "Jill sez he's the heart and soul of the family."

The corrupt and rotten heart and soul.

Posted by: f'd at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (Tnijr)

346 reason, I always turn it off halfway through.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:58 PM (L2ZTs)
--------

Ouch. But also understandable.

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (ePZfA)

347 Hi, Sharon!

If I can manage to not get wound up in the state of the world today, everything else is good. How bout you?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (OX9vb)

348 "Nope, no red flags here.

I feel like the news media does the same exact thing with Democrats. Nope, no red flags here.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 06:06 PM (UW2ZS)"

When Dahmer finally got caught, the only reason they even investigated further was because they didn't have the right set of handcuff keys for the guy he cuffed. Otherwise they were going to let him go again.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (icI8A)

349
People are fcking stupid.

People believe the bullshit they saw on Jurassic Park -- finding an old egg and extracting its "DNA" and recreating life in a test tube. People believe we can do that shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (hIntH)

350 I did too. We clearly are caring people.
Posted by: Tonypete


True, true, no suffering for my enemies. Just a round to the base of the skull.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (KPEbq)

351 This Russian understands what makes men happy and now we know for sure that we lost the Cold War.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdE3qgs6/

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (hQVBP)

352 "crazy f***ing sex f***ing"

Sounds like something Pat O'Brien would have said on voice mail circa 2005.

"Let's hire a hooker, do some crazy fucking sex fucking, get some coke. But you have to pretend to be into Betsy."

Posted by: Alex at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (YjiAb)

353 > Didja see her picture? It was Ernest Borgnine!

Yep, that maid had no alibi. I guess sometimes cheating is about the thrill of getting away with it, but I'm surprised Arnold couldn't get away with it with an attractive woman.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (UW2ZS)

354 Well, two things:

1. Being super high and horny kind of kills all that complex reasoning that should compel you to stop filming fuck tapes.

2. He thinks he's invincible, and he's not entirely wrong so far. Has he gotten into any real trouble yet? Daddy has been able to clean it up. He's just never satisfied because what he actually wants to be is loved and considered competent, like big bro Beau, and that'll never happen. Oh well, gotta fill the void with crack and paid for pussy!
Posted by: Broseidon


I had a friend and sometime roommate who was obsessed with photos and video of conquests. I mean, when I thought about it, it was disturbing. Like a serial killer taking trophys. I think a lot of people have that view though, that it is a conquest and has to be recorded. Not so much to jerk off to (I think,) but as a trophy. Some material accomplishment to make up for a wasted and dissipated day.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (uk57j)

355 Hunter will only get cancelled if, like Hulk Hogan, he says the n-word in one of his sex tapes.
Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 06:06 PM (icI8A)
------------

Apparently using it in texts with his (Caucasian) lawyer isn't good enough.

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (ePZfA)

356 Come on man... who's son hasn't been drugged up and saddled by Russian hookers? Y'all need to start humping your sister, niece, granddaughter, whatever. Perverts.

Feel my leg hairs.


> rezident retard, yesterday

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (BFigT)

357 Can he not afford an escort or does he like street walkers better?
Posted by: JB at August 11, 2021 06:04 PM (TO8Xm)

I think Hunter gets off on taking risks. He's mostly bored. So every time he is caught and gets a pass is a huge dopamine hit, because it proves he is more important than the Rule of Law.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (49Exr)

358 >>> Hunter will only get cancelled if, like Hulk Hogan, he says the n-word in one of his sex tapes.
Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 06:06 PM (icI8A)


Didn't he write it out already in an email to his accountant or somesuch person?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (/Hhiw)

359 This guy is out of control. Somebody seriously needs to consider giving him an intervention.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at August 11, 2021 06:06 PM (ePZfA)

This was always one of my favorite formulations. Don't know why I stopped using it. Never gets old.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (klPiX)

360 Jeebus, off Grandpa Joe sock!

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (AMIL/)

361 How sick is it that he's complaining about his life to a whore?

Poor me and the Russian mafia.

Crazy sex

I mean come on?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (ySQBZ)

362 Remember that there's a photo of naked hunter in a hotel room with what looks like a naked Lady Gaga sitting on the bed behind him.

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (AwPyG)

363 But no mean tweets.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 11, 2021 06:09 PM (jvt6t)

364 This guy was a commissioned officer in the U.S. Navy...think about that.

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2021 06:09 PM (AwYPR)

365 A naked 15 year old in handcuffs bleeding from the anus with a hole drilled in his head who was obviously confused and Dahmer's apartment reeked of death.

-
Well, it was a Saturday night.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 06:09 PM (d9FiS)

366 >>Schwarzenegger? The one who was doinking the maid and had a child out of wedlock? He's lecturing on moral obligations now?


Heh, don't forget his campaign consultant, Matthew Dowd, who started shtupping Maria behind Arnold's back (and they're still together). Dowd is like David French with the fake Christian conservative commentary shtick on twitter. So moral!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 06:09 PM (bDqIh)

367 I think in the context (and I'm the first to point out, a huge portion of their catalog is rubbish) of the times Hey Jude was pretty spot on. My older brother had that, and a bunch of tunes on 45 RPM vinyl, and I could tell it was something special.

Remember just a few years earlier they were playing tunes like "Hold Me Tight", and there was all kinds of stuff going on in the country - released in August, 1968 , America had been racked by political assasinations, riots, and societal upheavals in a very short period of time. Now the tune itself is a bit vague or whatever, but it really captured the zeitgeist of the times, I suppose.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2021 06:09 PM (dyShS)

368 "I had a friend and sometime roommate who was obsessed with photos and video of conquests. I mean, when I thought about it, it was disturbing. Like a serial killer taking trophys. I think a lot of people have that view though, that it is a conquest and has to be recorded. Not so much to jerk off to (I think,) but as a trophy. Some material accomplishment to make up for a wasted and dissipated day.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (uk57j)"

There's that aspect too - except that these are hookers, so there's no "conquest" aspect. But yeah, it's like Dennis in Always Sunny, with his vast collection of rated sex tapes.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 06:10 PM (icI8A)

369 How can a diseased crackhead possibly function sexually?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 06:10 PM (cSyAR)

370 Dowd is like David French with the fake Christian conservative commentary shtick on twitter. So moral!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 06:09 PM (bDqIh)


Another thing to thank Shrub for.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2021 06:10 PM (PiwSw)

371
First Son, everyone.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:10 PM (hIntH)

372 The talking after the sex is a reason why a lot of guys rent tail, actually.

==

so then why do husbands roll over and snore instead?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 11, 2021 06:10 PM (oEn12)

373 Doesn't blackmail require the target to have a sense of shame? Otherwise, how could he be coerced into any particular actions?

Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense! at August 11, 2021 06:10 PM (4TxFG)

374 This guy is out of control. Somebody seriously needs to consider giving him an intervention.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen

Ball peen hammer intervention?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 06:10 PM (d9FiS)

375 How sick is it that he's complaining about his life to a whore?

Poor me and the Russian mafia.


Seems to me he's humblebragging. "I've been blackmailed by the Russian mob!"

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 06:11 PM (UW2ZS)

376 219 A thought for everyone to make you hate life -

Somewhere out there is a vid with Hunter Biden and Andrew Gillum. There is a 0% chance that it doesn't exist.
Posted by: Broseidon



The Squad Lezbo Vid.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 11, 2021 06:11 PM (QFVV9)

377 Can he not afford an escort or does he like street walkers better?
Posted by: JB at August 11, 2021 06:04 PM (TO8Xm)
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Scheduling conflict. The second escort was delayed about 45 minutes and he needed something to pass the time.

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 06:11 PM (ePZfA)

378 >>> Remember that there's a photo of naked hunter in a hotel room with what looks like a naked Lady Gaga sitting on the bed behind him.
Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (AwPyG)


Everything was familiar but the face ... as the saying goes. Who can identify women by their body? Unless there's something unique about it you need to see a face well to identify someone.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2021 06:11 PM (/Hhiw)

379 "I mean come on?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (ySQBZ)"

Depends on the club, but a half hour with a stripper is probably cheaper than a half hour with a therapist a lot of the time. And they have more tolerance for you being shitfaced and cracked out.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 06:11 PM (icI8A)

380 357. He needs to constantly score drugs and that is likely easier and faster for him on the streets and alleys. The hooker is likely the mule also. Full service drug scoring.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM (cFDEz)

381 Remember that there's a photo of naked hunter in a hotel room with what looks like a naked Lady Gaga sitting on the bed behind him.
Posted by: artemis


DOCTOR jill has to be shitting bricks there are other laptops...

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM (KPEbq)

382 > so then why do husbands roll over and snore instead?

Because talking gets us in trouble.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM (UW2ZS)

383 On the bright side, we haven't seen video yet of Hunter being back-doored by a Moscow hot smoked sausage.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM (bCkNL)

384 How sick is it that he's complaining about his life to a whore?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (ySQBZ)

Yet it fits with a certain incredible degree of self importance and total lack of context for what life actually is.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM (klPiX)

385 "Didn't he write it out already in an email to his accountant or somesuch person?
Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (/Hhiw)"

He did, yeah.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM (icI8A)

386 If I can manage to not get wound up in the state of the world today, everything else is good. How bout you?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2021

+++
I know just what you mean. I had one of those little life triumps today. Managed to put together a coffee table that arrived disassembled. Hauled the big box up to my condo, managed to get the pieces out of the box, put it together and got rid of all the detritus.
Voila! Nice new coffee table for a very good price.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM (Y+l9t)

387 Somewhere out there is a vid with Hunter Biden and Andrew Gillum. There is a 0% chance that it doesn't exist.
Posted by: Broseidon


Lanced Bottoms

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM (YK4Qh)

388 @365

There's another famous case (Ohio, maybe?) where there was a serial killer killing gay prostitutes. One escaped, and told the police that the killer lived in a big house with an indoor pool, which was a complete rarity in the area.

The guy killed some more people before he was finally caught--his mansion had an indoor pool. The cops hadn't bothered to follow up

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM (AwPyG)

389 It's nice knowing 93% of US Media has your back.

//Han-Tur Bai-Dan

Posted by: sven at August 11, 2021 06:13 PM (Lzpvj)

390 This guy is out of control.

He is completely in our control! You wouldn't believe the shit we can make him do.

Posted by: The CCP at August 11, 2021 06:13 PM (2nFxy)

391 When you listen to him... he's bragging to himself about how important he is.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2021 06:13 PM (AD3JT)

392 372 The talking after the sex is a reason why a lot of guys rent tail, actually.

==

so then why do husbands roll over and snore instead?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 11, 2021 06:10 PM (oEn12)

You won't leave after, so that's the next best thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at August 11, 2021 06:13 PM (II3Gr)

393 The talking after the sex is a reason why a lot of guys rent tail, actually.

==

so then why do husbands roll over and snore instead?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 11, 2021 06:10 PM (oEn12)

Husbands get enough talking the other 23 hours of the day???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 06:13 PM (XvPQV)

394 Hunter will be found dead with a needle in his arm, a roman candle up his culo, a can of spam on il cazzo, and a tranny sitting on his face.

And our media won't say a word.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 06:13 PM (mD/uy)

395 Anal seepage > Hunter Biden

TBH, probably the same thing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2021 06:13 PM (BFigT)

396 Axeman, you covered a lot of ground there. :-)

As I understand it, Ambrosia was kind of an adult contemporary version of BOC-- very talented session musicians/techs who started their own band and rocked it for a while. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 06:05 PM (L2ZTs)
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I'm just trying to think through what would qualify.

Was Ambrosia "dreck"? Yeah, when I didn't like them so much. America is tame and kind of AM-radio to people, but the vocal harmony is some of the best.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 06:13 PM (XHhHI)

397 so then why do husbands roll over and snore instead?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 11, 2021 06:10 PM (oEn12)
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Consider yourself fortunate that he reliably rolls over first.

I have...uh...possibly fallen asleep while still in a gravitationally-advantageous situation with regards to Mrs. Reason...at least once...

Posted by: reason at August 11, 2021 06:13 PM (ePZfA)

398 ""Let's hire a hooker, do some crazy fucking sex fucking, get some coke. But you have to pretend to be into Betsy."
Posted by: Alex at August 11, 2021 06:07 PM (YjiAb)"

Those were the best voicemails ever until Mel Gibson drank a wee bit too much.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 06:13 PM (icI8A)

399 Old and busted: It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son, son

New and shiny: It be me, it be me
I be the senator's son, son

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 06:14 PM (d9FiS)

400 How can a diseased crackhead possibly function sexually?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy



He paid for the meal, they don't care if he eats.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 06:14 PM (KPEbq)

401 How sick is it that he's complaining about his life to a whore?

Poor me and the Russian mafia.

Crazy sex

I mean come on?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 06:08 PM (ySQBZ)
......

Nobody understands me. *snif snif*waah*
Money's on the dresser.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2021 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

402 This guy was a commissioned officer in the U.S. Navy...think about that.

Well no, not really.

He was ineligible, due to past admitted drug use, I expect. But daddy pulled some strings. He was too old as well. Another "waiver" needed. Plus some things we don't know about. But, you know. Democrat, so it's All Good.

Except Numb Nuts couldn't stay clean for even a few days, and blew his Very First Piss Test on his Very First Day.

That's a really special kind of dumb fuck, right there.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2021 06:14 PM (dyShS)

403 @378

You can see her face. She's got a pretty distinctive face, too.

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:14 PM (AwPyG)

404 371
First Son, everyone.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:10 PM (hIntH)

The Fortunate Son

Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2021 06:14 PM (BJKQV)

405 Too bad Trump's inept campaign couldn't have dug this stuff up earlier.

Posted by: Blago at August 11, 2021 06:14 PM (q7rr+)

406 Can we haz something happy?

Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2021 06:14 PM (VDqwV)

407 detritus.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM (Y+l9t)


Now, there is a word I rarely see. Nice!

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 06:14 PM (AMIL/)

408 Islands In The Stream by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. Or Come On, Ilene by Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2021 06:15 PM (0OP+5)

409 I bet shortly after reading this, his sister in law was in the shower with a bar of Lava and a bottle brush.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2021 06:15 PM (0w9Mo)

410 Remember Al Gore's son was constantly getting into trouble?

Not like this of course. Hunter wins the gold

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:15 PM (AwPyG)

411 Years ago I watched some talk show where a prostitute was being interviewed. She said that people would be surprised how little sex is involved many times with her clients. So often the men only want to talk, to have someone who will listen to them.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2021 06:15 PM (XZvba)

412 I think he's messed up because the family put him in charge of criminal and other disgusting stuff.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 06:16 PM (ySQBZ)

413 Hunter isnt the sick one, his enablers are.

Before I dumped Facebook like the two dollar 500 pound 60 year old hooker that it was, I had to put up with reading Facebook posts from lefties back in the day about how wonderful it was that Hunter was boinking his dead brothers wife, isnt love wonderful?

Blech

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 06:16 PM (hQVBP)

414 Nice, sharon.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 06:16 PM (klPiX)

415 The Fortunate Son
Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2021 06:14 PM (BJKQV)
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A song that I first heard as "I ain't no fortune in bombs."

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 06:16 PM (XHhHI)

416 There's a paparazzi photo of Hunter and the current wife in the DM story. He does not look particularly well.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2021 06:03 PM (AD3JT)

I'm a recovering drunk with 20+ years of sobriety and have worked with drunks and addicts for most of that time. It sometimes takes alcoholics and addicts years to recover physically. Years. Neurological problems abound. And then there are the cognitive issues and memory loss.

Meth is the worst when it comes to long-term damage and mental debilitation, at least from what I've seen. That shit takes no prisoners.

Posted by: troyriser at August 11, 2021 06:17 PM (pYLCQ)

417 Geraldine Ferraro had some fucked up kids, too.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2021 06:17 PM (0w9Mo)

418 I know just what you mean. I had one of those little life triumps today. Managed to put together a coffee table that arrived disassembled. Hauled the big box up to my condo, managed to get the pieces out of the box, put it together and got rid of all the detritus.
Voila! Nice new coffee table for a very good price.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM (Y+l9t)
-----------

Come now, Sharon. You know you didn't get rid of *all* of us. You never can.

*evil laughter, crack of lightning*

NOBODY EVER CAN!

Posted by: tiny bits of statically-charged Styrofoam at August 11, 2021 06:17 PM (ePZfA)

419
When I got caught doing something when I was a kid, dad would go overboard with punishment.

Why?

Because, he explained, that was also for "the other ten times you did something but didn't get caught."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:17 PM (hIntH)

420 The only thing wrong with The Beatles' "Hey Jude" was that it was too long. I mean, if it only ran 11 seconds instead of 7 minutes, 11 seconds, it could've been a song for the ages. But it's those extra 7 minutes that ruin it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 11, 2021 06:18 PM (aXxgO)

421 > The guy killed some more people before he was finally caught--his mansion had an indoor pool. The cops hadn't bothered to follow up

Remember that insane chick who put a bomb collar on a pizza delivery guy? She was in prison before they got her for that. Her cellmate snitched to the police that she was the pizza delivery guy bomber. The police wrote that down, put it in a file, and left it there. They didn't hand over the snitch file to the FBI, who were investigating the pizza bomb collar.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 06:18 PM (UW2ZS)

422 The third laptop was seized from his shrinks office.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 11, 2021 05:53

I don't remember that. When was it seized by whom?

Posted by: Farmer at August 11, 2021 06:18 PM (55Qr6)

423 What a loser.

Posted by: Billy Carter at August 11, 2021 06:18 PM (BJKQV)

424 I wonder how old Hunter was when he got molested for the first time.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 06:18 PM (cSyAR)

425
Point is, think about all the things these Shits like hunter get caught doing, then multiply it by 10 for all the things they've done and got away with.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:19 PM (hIntH)

426 Why would anyone trust the "DNA" report of anything that's been dead for 1000 years??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:06 PM (hIntH)

I no longer do, because Science has become Outcome driven. It's not about expanding our knowledge re Vikings, it's about crafting a narrative that women were fierce warriors and men were genderfluid.

It's why I don't trust the "Out of Africa" theory. I think it was a bone throne to Africans so they wouldn't feel like such losers.

"Okay, China is awarded oldest civ and gunpowder, Europe gets the Renaissance, America gets capitalism, rebirth of the Republic, Superpower, etc ad naus and... oh Africa... Africa gets Most Improved Benchwarmer! Yay Africa!"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 06:19 PM (49Exr)

427 >>Because, he explained, that was also for "the other ten times you did something but didn't get caught."


I used to get 2-3x the punishment my sister got.

"She's just stupid. You know better."

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2021 06:19 PM (F7I7c)

428 Heh. Joe is on video speaking with one of Hunter's business associates, regarding the 'Biden family legacy'. Should have been talking to the hookers' pimps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 06:19 PM (pbStR)

429 He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman whores

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 06:19 PM (d9FiS)

430 Best 80s band?

The Michael Stanley Band

https://youtu.be/D3GKe2c5KRk

Ok, probably not the best but I liked them. Michael Stanley died a few months back. Cancer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 11, 2021 06:19 PM (QFVV9)

431 Remember Al Gore's son was constantly getting into trouble?

Not like this of course. Hunter wins the gold
Posted by: artemis

Usually its just embarrassing, this actually has implications of corruption and blackmail that go up to Joe Biden.

If Hunter was just some pathetic addict, no one would care. (UNLESS IT WAS A REPUBLICAN, THAN IT WOULD REALLY, REALLY MATTER)

Posted by: Blago at August 11, 2021 06:19 PM (q7rr+)

432 it was that Hunter was boinking his dead brothers wife, isnt love wonderful?

Blech
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 06:16 PM (hQVBP)

I notice they do that one a lot. They take something damaging and transform it into something AMAZING and HEARTWARMING.

Hillary with the balloons looked like a crazed retard - and they immediately turned it into some kind of FUN BEWILDERMENT OF FUN SHE IS SO FUN AND GENUINE.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (klPiX)

433 Hunter is my heart. And hole. Yeah, my heart and hole.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (sWM8x)

434 This would be a 24/7 news frenzy if this were Don Jr. or Eric, but since it's a Democrat... crickets.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (NpAcC)

435 Wasnt the original Hey Jude 40 minutes long?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (hQVBP)

436 NOBODY EVER CAN!

Posted by: tiny bits of statically-charged Styrofoam

Oh, this is so true! Evil things. They actually evade the broom like they are alive, alive I say.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (Y+l9t)

437
btw, aren't we overdue for the rotten DOJ to raid one of President's Trump's lawyers or associates?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (hIntH)

438
put it together and got rid of all the detritus.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM


"detrious" is such a perfectly cromulent word

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (DUIap)

439 I had an acquaintance, an English major. Claimed "Hey Jude " was about a guy singing to his penis.

The guy knew John Donne.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (xopIz)

440 410 Remember Al Gore's son was constantly getting into trouble?

Not like this of course. Hunter wins the gold
Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:15 PM (AwPyG)


"I know, right?!"

- - Tim Kaine

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (s2VJv)

441 ""Okay, China is awarded oldest civ and gunpowder, Europe gets the Renaissance, America gets capitalism, rebirth of the Republic, Superpower, etc ad naus and... oh Africa... Africa gets Most Improved Benchwarmer! Yay Africa!"
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 06:19 PM (49Exr)"

Africa, the Daniel Baldwin of continents.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (icI8A)

442 Coffeetable ain't nothing but an ambulatory shelf.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (F7I7c)

443 278 Jill sez he's the heart and soul of the family.
________________

He probably is, which tells you everything you ever needed to know about the Biden family.

They make the Manson Family look like model citizens.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (k4dH2)

444 If you want to watch something tonight besides Hunter Biden's nekkid ass-crack, and -
you have netflix, then-
Watch "Blood Red Sky".

It's one of the better netflix movies(actually pilfered from Germany) and pretty darn good action movie:

The schtick is vampire vs terrorists on an international flight.

One thing that I really like about this movie is that it takes it's premise and plays it out straight, going dramatically where the characters and set up and plot demands that it go.

Nice use of backstory in bits.

Give it a whirl. You'll enjoy it.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (5NkmN)

445 Gawd.
Our country is dissolving into a cesspool of corruption, filth and debauchery.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (axyOa)

446 (???)

Me: C'mon people: Yay! Africa!

Everyone: Yay. Africa.

Me: ...

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 06:21 PM (49Exr)

447 Voila! Nice new coffee table for a very good price.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Perfect! Cozy home is a good refuge.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2021 06:21 PM (OX9vb)

448 Did anybody see the Newsom tape from today, when he rants and pounds the desk?

Maybe he saw Dave in Fla' analysis

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:21 PM (AwPyG)

449 Oh, I have another one. Remember Robert Pickton? He was the Canadian pig farmer that killed like 50 women. One of his employees called the police for YEARS and told them Pickton was the killer. He had seen the inside of Pickton's trailer and knew he was the guy.

Police somehow decided the former employee was just a crank and never followed up.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 06:21 PM (UW2ZS)

450 The Ahnoldinator proves once again that there's no such thing as a conservative who is "fiscal" only.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 06:21 PM (XHhHI)

451 Geraldine Ferraro had some fucked up kids, too.

Posted by: garrett
------

Al Gore

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 06:21 PM (pbStR)

452 420 The only thing wrong with The Beatles' "Hey Jude" was that it was too long. I mean, if it only ran 11 seconds instead of 7 minutes, 11 seconds, it could've been a song for the ages. But it's those extra 7 minutes that ruin it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 11, 2021 06:18 PM (aXxgO)


I believe there is a shortened version made for AM stations to play. Same with Inna Gadda Da Vida, FYI.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 06:22 PM (AMIL/)

453 I used to get 2-3x the punishment my sister got.

"She's just stupid. You know better."
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2021 06:19 PM (F7I7c)

my sisters got all kinds of shit

cars, clothes, best schools

I got the shit kicked out of me for making his matini too vermouthy

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 06:22 PM (YK4Qh)

454 Hitler will remain the greatest bad-guy of all time.


Not only because he is most likely that when you look at the body count.


But because he is also likely that when you take everything else into account.

Posted by: TC at August 11, 2021 06:22 PM (mmycy)

455 In other news, Sean Penn really cares if you have been vaccinated. He loves you.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 11, 2021 06:22 PM (jzjXx)

456 I used to get 2-3x the punishment my sister got.

"She's just stupid. You know better."
Posted by: garrett


I was the oldest, parents were plum wore out by the time little brother started pulling shit.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 06:22 PM (KPEbq)

457 Had to look at this with a different perspective. Hunter's really isn't a blackmail threat because everyone knows he a meth-head fuck up and goes OK it just Hunter. The national security question is probably a lot different.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 06:22 PM (ZXUb0)

458 Laaa la la lalala laaa
Fuck you

Posted by: How I heard it at August 11, 2021 06:22 PM (Tnijr)

459 "She's just stupid. You know better."

Oh. A Kennedy.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (xopIz)

460 I would not be surprised if Hunter has been cheating on his new wife with a bunch of hookers.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (NpAcC)

461
I got the shit kicked out of me for making his matini too vermouthy
Posted by: REDACTED



That's rough man! And yet, funny.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (hIntH)

462 Al Gore
-------

Sr., or Jr.?

------

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (pbStR)

463 I know just what you mean. I had one of those little life triumps today. Managed to put together a coffee table that arrived disassembled. Hauled the big box up to my condo, managed to get the pieces out of the box, put it together and got rid of all the detritus.
Voila! Nice new coffee table for a very good price.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2021 06:12 PM


Nice. Do we see shelving in your future?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (a3Q+t)

464 Not only because he is most likely that when you look at the body count.


But because he is also likely that when you take everything else into account.


Nothing compared to Mao

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (ySQBZ)

465 >> I think he's messed up because the family put him in charge of criminal and other disgusting stuff.


Yes. That's why I think that on some level he wants to get caught.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (bDqIh)

466 Again, it's a little too convenient to me that all the damning evidence is in tidy little laptops.

I mean, does Hunter seem like a guy capable of setting up a video feed?

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (AwPyG)

467 Truth is stranger than monkey smegma.

Posted by: Junior Samples at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (sWM8x)

468 Todd Rundgren's A Capella album is very good.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (0OP+5)

469 Police somehow decided the former employee was just a crank and never followed up.

*********

We have got top men in law enforcement protecting us.

Top.

Men.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (hQVBP)

470 O/U that Hunter has boned Jill in the bh ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (YK4Qh)

471 Al Gore
-------

Sr., or Jr.?

------
Yes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (pbStR)

472 Wasnt the original Hey Jude 40 minutes long?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (hQVBP)

Just seemed like it.

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2021 06:24 PM (AwYPR)

473 LOL. I was the youngest of 8. I was great. It was my older brother that was a bad student.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 06:24 PM (xopIz)

474 The way things are nowadays there is nothing wrong with taking pics or video of sexual activity if you are a male. You'd be surprised how many men set up a camera in their bedroom nowadays or have a video surveillance system turned on during an encounter. If a female accuses you of something, heres the video. Nothing wrong with covering your ass and yes they also can be "receipts".

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2021 06:24 PM (0jZnq)

475
you can totes trust Big Pharma, now, everyone!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:24 PM (hIntH)

476 But, by then my parents were tired and couldn't do much.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 06:24 PM (xopIz)

477 Did anybody see the Newsom tape from today, when he rants and pounds the desk?
.......

Did he run out of Men's Hair Products?

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2021 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

478 "She's just stupid. You know better."

Wifey says to tell you that you are not alone.

She really hated that.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 06:25 PM (49Exr)

479 And they make such a BIG DEAL out of Sodom and Gomorrah!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 11, 2021 06:25 PM (d9FiS)

480 460 I would not be surprised if Hunter has been cheating on his new wife with a bunch of hookers.
Posted by: redridinghood



His wife probably is a hooker. That would save some time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 11, 2021 06:25 PM (QFVV9)

481 In other news, Sean Penn really cares if you have been vaccinated. He loves you.

******

Sean Penn can go suck the WuFlu infested farts out of my ass.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 06:25 PM (hQVBP)

482 Yes. That's why I think that on some level he wants to get caught.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (bDqIh)

You (may) know I always respect your opinion but to me that would be utterly indistinguishable from believing you'll never get caught.

And left long enough 99% of criminals eventually get there. So I don't know.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 06:26 PM (klPiX)

483 Just shut up already and stop being so mean and buy one of his high class paintings!!

What are the odds that this will be buried by the lame stream media?

I do believe that there is a movement afoot to try to clean this thing up and make him the next US Senator from California, stressing all the way about rehab and reformation. We can't hold his sordid past against him if he has reformed, right?

Posted by: Patricia at August 11, 2021 06:26 PM (1bKMN)

484 Did anybody see the Newsom tape from today, when he rants and pounds the desk?
.......

Did he run out of Men's Hair Products?
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2021 06:25 PM (v0R5T)
***

Did we put missiles back into Disneyland?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2021 06:26 PM (axyOa)

485 Hunter will flame out dead someday. State funeral will be epic. Spit!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at August 11, 2021 06:26 PM (0OmEj)

486 @477

Looks like he's a little impaired, if you know what I mean.

Which is encouraging, in a macabre way

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:26 PM (AwPyG)

487 That's rough man! And yet, funny.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (hIntH)

only saw him 2 weekends a month, thank God

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 06:26 PM (YK4Qh)

488 The Maskless Ranger: "Wasnt the original Hey Jude 40 minutes long?"

If I'm ever somewhere where this version plays, I'm afraid I'll just have to shoot myself.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 11, 2021 06:26 PM (aXxgO)

489 Frankly, the Beatles are a conspiracy!

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2021 06:26 PM (HgGBT)

490 Thanks for the link to Michael Stanley. Yeah, they were pretty good.

But I'll raise you New Girl Now by Honeymoon Suite.

https://youtu.be/D9U97EP_5QE

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 06:26 PM (XHhHI)

491 471 Al Gore
-------

Sr., or Jr.?

------
Yes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (pbStR)

IIRC, a few days before the Democratic National Convention, Al Gore III was caught speeding and the cops found marijuana in his car (and he may have failed a drug test, I can't remember). The press agreed to hold the story until after the convention.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2021 06:27 PM (PiwSw)

492 But because he is also likely that when you take everything else into account.
Posted by: TC at August 11, 2021 06:22 PM (mmycy)

I think Stalin and Mao had higher body counts, but no one will every beat Genghis Kahn. I wouldn't put Hilter on the top as bad guy. Despite all the devastation and death he caused, he was too much of a weirdo f'k up and he wasn't around as as long as the communists. The Communists were really on a much larger scale.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2021 06:27 PM (V5Nn3)

493 Bill Shakespeare couldn't have written a tragic comedy that touches this shit show.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Vincit qui se vincit at August 11, 2021 06:27 PM (L8pum)

494 Remember the Rocket to the Moon ride?

Man was that lame.

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:27 PM (AwPyG)

495 @477

Looks like he's a little impaired, if you know what I mean.

Which is encouraging, in a macabre way
Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:26 PM (AwPyG)

That shit needs to go viral

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2021 06:27 PM (M+Lyo)

496 Nah, I think Hunter's pathology developed way before he was ever doing any real work for the family. He's just a classic Fredo - the younger brother with no real expectations on him because big bro is the golden boy. Black Orchid has said that he was actually a nice guy in HS - probably a class clown goof off. And she said Beau was an asshole. Why? Because he was the driven, successful, obviously political one.

Posted by: Broseidon at August 11, 2021 06:28 PM (icI8A)

497 The guy knew John Donne.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (xopIz)

He must be quite advanced in years.

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2021 06:28 PM (HgGBT)

498 480 460 I would not be surprised if Hunter has been cheating on his new wife with a bunch of hookers.
Posted by: redridinghood

would be shocked if he wasn't

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 06:28 PM (YK4Qh)

499 Nice. Do we see shelving in your future?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2021 06:23.

Not unless Ace is willing to come and help.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2021 06:28 PM (Y+l9t)

500 Imagine if a Hey Jude...
Was forty minutes long...

Posted by: John Lennon at August 11, 2021 06:28 PM (sWM8x)

501 Hunter will flame out dead someday. State funeral will be epic. Spit!
Posted by: USNtakim
----------

Well, he was a Naval officer, so merits full John-John treatment.

I've never figured out Teddy arranged ship & etc. for that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 06:29 PM (AytXr)

502
remember obama assigned biden to do the Cancer Cure Moosnhot bullshit hoax?

Well, this video is hunter biden's "Moonshot For America" apparently.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:29 PM (hIntH)

503 >>Not unless Ace is willing to come


Is it November, already?

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2021 06:29 PM (F7I7c)

504 I cannot recall DOCTOR Jill ever saying anything publicly about her step-son Hunter's problems. Or a reporter asking her a question about Hunter. Usually Mom's are fierce defenders of their sons and daughters. Joe must have put out the word to keep Jill out of this. Maybe at her insistence?

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 06:29 PM (AMIL/)

505
noodoooo

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:29 PM (hIntH)

506 I think Stalin and Mao had higher body counts, but no one will every beat Genghis Kahn...
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2021 06:27 PM (V5Nn3)

Look up Tamerlane.

Posted by: troyriser at August 11, 2021 06:29 PM (pYLCQ)

507 @495

It was all over the Gab feed this morning.

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2021 06:30 PM (AwPyG)

508
nood and it's all balluxed up

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 06:30 PM (hIntH)

509 I love hearing all you ernest youngsters talk about how "Hey Jude" is too long. Why, it's almost as if you've never heard of pot! Gives me hope for the younger generation.

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2021 06:30 PM (HgGBT)

510 493 Bill Shakespeare couldn't have written a tragic comedy that touches this shit show.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Vincit qui se vincit at August 11, 2021 06:27 PM (L8pum)

"A Midsummer Night's Crack Binge"

Posted by: 29Victor at August 11, 2021 06:31 PM (BJKQV)

511 Nothing compared to Mao

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 11, 2021 06:23 PM (ySQBZ)

Mao arguably wouldn't have happened without Hitler. Mao wasn't an individually impressive figure. He ended up on top of the heap, but someone was going to.

Posted by: TC at August 11, 2021 06:31 PM (mmycy)

512 435 Wasnt the original Hey Jude 40 minutes long?

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at August 11, 2021 06:20 PM (hQVBP)


I remember making sweet, sweet love in the back seat of a '58 Ford Falcon to "Hey Jude". No way I could last for forty straight minutes, even at 19 years young.

Too much sharing?

Posted by: Javems at August 11, 2021 06:31 PM (8SSHh)

513 Of course, in 1981, Def Leppard put out High and Dry.

https://youtu.be/dciXtq7SCx8

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 06:31 PM (XHhHI)

514 Loved reading the comments at the Daily Mail. Gives me a little hope that people see what a sham the Biden's are.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2021 06:31 PM (NpAcC)

515 Bill Shakespeare couldn't have written a tragic comedy that touches this shit show.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
------
Its from the Democrat playbook. Started with FDR, has grown considerably since. Consider the list of sleazy personal lives of Democrats...it's too long to even draw up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2021 06:32 PM (9Fwwf)

516 But I'll raise you New Girl Now by Honeymoon Suite.

https://youtu.be/D9U97EP_5QE
Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 06:26 PM (XHhHI)
~~~~~~~~~~

Or Wave Babies...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 11, 2021 06:33 PM (DLOoE)

517 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at August 11, 2021 06:33 PM (UHVv4)

518 How many laptops does a crack head need?
Posted by: Mister Scott

How much crack could a crackhead crack if a crackhead could crack crack?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 11, 2021 06:33 PM (USQTQ)

519 I think Stalin and Mao had higher body counts, but no one will every beat Genghis Kahn.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2021 06:27 PM


On the other hand, Genghis Khan *did* do a great deal of *re*populating as well.

Posted by: Bert G at August 11, 2021 06:36 PM (OMsf+)

520 So, we go into puppy land.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 06:36 PM (xopIz)

521 Evening.

Think that hooker Hunter was with is affordable?

I still intend on keeping to my Vow of Whoring whenever I get my dorky collection shit out of the way.

Posted by: Robert - 23 Days until the new Iron Maiden albuM at August 11, 2021 06:36 PM (QWENX)

522 Hey nood

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 06:37 PM (klPiX)

523 Much quicker to ask which dictator doesn't have a Hunter laptop.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 11, 2021 06:51 PM (Ndje9)

524 Not that I have any reference points, but even blurred, that was a good looking prostitute. I guess though, when you're a complete dirtbag with money to burn, that's what you hire.

Posted by: Nobody at August 11, 2021 09:08 PM (/OS5c)

525 You are making my point. Germany was considered a threat, when all they wanted was respect and a piece of the international business and trade market.

Hahaha.
Might want to check their plans for a peace settlement after the war. Germany also started WW1 by threatening to abandon its alliance with Austria if Austria accepted the offer by Serbia to agree to all of Austria's terms after the assassination of Franz Ferdinand. Gemany was terrified by the rise of Russia-Von Moltke the elder was obsessed with war against Russia. Twice in the late 19th century Germany murdered British nurses working in charities in Germany and boasted of it in the national papers to provoke Britain into war. Virulently anti-Seimitic university professors toured Germany speaking to vast crowds explaining how the Juice were responsible for the evils of Europe. It is sublimely ignorant to pretend that Germany was just another country. BTW reparations was inspired by the indemnity the French were made to pay to the Germans after the 1870 war. The French payments were more than the Germans ever paid back in absolute terms and as a percentage of their respective economies. The French did not elect Nazis.

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