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Don't they pretend to be great champions of the press?CNN is facing fierce backlash after it emerged star anchor Chris Cuomo was reportedly still advising embattled older brother Andrew Cuomo amid his sexual harassment allegation scandal -- with some calling for the network to launch an investigation. The prime-time personality was among a handful of people consulting Gov Cuomo as he tried to salvage his career in the wake of last week's bombshell report accusing him of sexually harassing 11 women, the Washington Post revealed on Monday. ... [T]he retaliation against CNN was swift with critics declaring it was "utter madness" that Chris was supposedly still conferring with Gov Cuomo. Some went as far as calling for the CNN anchor to be investigated by the network. It comes after reports first emerged in May that Chris had advised his brother and staffers to take a defiant approach as the accusations gained momentum. CNN issued a statement at the time saying Chris would no longer engage in discussions with Gov Cuomo's staffers about the allegations -- and Chris declared on air that he understood how it could be problematic for the network.He said he'd stop offering politico-media advice to his scandal-plagued, elder-killing brother, but he continued doing so. So a Cuomo lied. Stop the presses. Washington Post opinion writer Erik Wemple on Monday called for CNN to "commission a report of its own to determine just how its star anchor fit into this sexual harassment pushback effort." "This has got to be Chris Cuomo’s last day on the job come on," writer Jonathan Katz tweeted. Variety editor-at-large Kate Arthur simply tweeted: "Utter madness." Fox News senior meteorologist Janice Dean said in response to the report: "So yeah, this is a problem. @CNN."The Washington Post's media critic Erik Wemple wrote a column urging an investigation: More relevant to CNN's leadership is the link between the involvement of people such as Chris Cuomo and the miserable work culture of the state's so-called "executive chamber." The loyalties of such outside advisers, notes the report, channeled directly to Andrew Cuomo -- not to the public interest or the state government, and certainly not to the sexual harassment victims. That dynamic was one of several factors that "contributed to creating an environment where the Governor's sexually harassing conduct was allowed to flourish and persist," reads the report. Again: That's far more than an optics problem for CNN. The AG report, of course, focuses on Andrew Cuomo's conduct, not Chris Cuomo's. That's why CNN needs to commission a report of its own to determine just how its star anchor fit into this sexual harassment pushback effort. What, precisely, did he say in the conference calls? Was he aware that the executive chamber had provided false information to the Albany Times-Union as the paper explored the predicament of "Trooper #1"? What role did he play in the governor's denials?It goes beyond that. According to a reporter who I can't now remember, ,Chris Cuomo spammed his brother's false denials (which he himself co-wrote) to his pals in the media. Given my hazy memory there, take that with a grain of salt; I'll keep looking for the source. But, if my memory is right, he was acting both as a "journalist" and a spin doctor trying to influence journalists simultaneously. He also got paid off by his brother in VIP Covid Treatment, of course. So: How is CNN's "media watchdog" Sad Potato covering this? With one hilarious defense after another. Ktgreat is especially fond of Tater's claim that Chris Cuomo could not possibly influence CNN's coverage of his brother, because he "works on a completely different floor." Well, moving from one floor to another isn't as difficult a thing for most people as it might seem to An Human Potato. Why, it's almost as if CNN's "media watchdog" is just listing a series of excuses why he's too busy to watchdog the media this week. Meanwhile: Valerie Jarrett kept Cuomo's secrets for a decade -- but now that he's resigning and can no longer help the Democrat Crime Family, she dishes dirt to "distance herself" from the man she once plumped for president. Top Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett claims she raised concerns about Gov. Andrew Cuomo's (D., N.Y.) efforts to influence a federal investigation in 2014. In the years since that encounter, she couldn't stop praising him. Jarrett told the New Yorker‘s Ronan Farrow in a report published Tuesday that Cuomo called her in April 2014 to complain about then-U.S. attorney Preet Bharara, who was investigating Cuomo's shuttering of an investigation into public corruption at the New York state house. Jarrett said that while Cuomo did not explicitly ask her to shut down the probe, she was so alarmed by his ranting that she reported it to White House lawyers, who deemed the call "highly inappropriate." A Justice Department official said that Cuomo was "trying to exert political pressure" on the investigation, according to the New Yorker. Cuomo resigned as governor on Tuesday after the New York attorney general found he sexually harassed 11 women. Jarrett repeatedly praised Cuomo in the years since the phone call. She compared him favorably last year with President Donald Trump and urged other governors to follow Cuomo's lead in the response to coronavirus. "Any one else think @NYGovCuomo is behaving a lot more presidential than the president?" Jarrett wrote. Update: Not a cult. 62 Omg. Headline at the Bulwark right now: Andrew Cuomo Resigned Because the Democrats Aren't a CultMore fallout below, starting with another lowlight reel of the Cuomosexuals, thanks to kallisto.
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I blame Chaplinsky
Posted by: FilmLadd at August 10, 2021 01:52 PM (yyzDr) 2
Twilight of the spicey meatballs
Posted by: Swamposphere at August 10, 2021 01:52 PM (c4Dda) 3
Otters notified
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 10, 2021 01:53 PM (mZUr4) 4
FYNQ
Posted by: CNN at August 10, 2021 01:53 PM (Psuwu) 5
CNN Sucks
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 10, 2021 01:53 PM (yrol0) 6
Trump lyed and Governer Como died!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 10, 2021 01:53 PM (KAa1E) 7
"That's why CNN needs to commission a report of its own to determine"
Heh. I'll be looking for that to be initiated tomorrow. Posted by: Golfman at August 10, 2021 01:54 PM (hOMhY) 8
TENTH!!
Posted by: exdem13 at August 10, 2021 01:54 PM (W+kMI) 9
Is it me or has the word "presidential" officially lost all meaning?
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 01:54 PM (Psuwu) 10
Durham is investigating CNN
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 01:55 PM (Psuwu) 11
Chris Cuomo is a star? Huh.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 10, 2021 01:55 PM (cSyAR) 12
No one else remembers when Fake News Media were calling Cuomo America's Boyfriend? Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 01:56 PM (K/Vb5) 13
Willowed:
Huh. Came back to the news threads after several weeks away for mental recuperation. That was a big mistake on my part. I had to watch my country die, but I think I'll pass on watching the corpse get desecrated. I'll still be around for non-news threads (mostly lurking, as usual, since by the time I get caught up everything I want to say has usually been said, and better). General chatter, pets, books -- probably chess, since I'm trying to learn). Posted by: empire 1 at August 10, 2021 01:56 PM (JJatH) 14
Fredo is a star anchor? So what ratings these days are necessary to be called a star?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2021 01:56 PM (8W0/e) 15
If Other Brother Fredo gets hired by CNN, they should put Fredo, Other Brother Fredo, and Toobin in an office together, and make it into a sitcom.... like a throwback to one of those "wacky sex romp" movies of the seventies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 01:56 PM (XGAZE) 16
If they dig deep enough they're going to find a videotape of the Cuomo brothers getting peed on by Russain hookers while Bill Clinton sits there watching and smoking a cigar.
Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2021 01:57 PM (Ti+Tv) 17
glad to see Tara Reade is speaking out
Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2021 01:57 PM (DJFLF) Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at August 10, 2021 01:57 PM (MkuC5) 19
empire 1 I am with you
the USA is dead it's a zombie which is why our president now is an actual zombie it's apropos avoid the news. ignore politics. it's all a joke now. Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 10, 2021 01:57 PM (j9HX3) 20
Damn, Greenwald is a fvcking honey badger.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 01:58 PM (Bmy3R) 21
he should be shot out of a canon through flaming barbed wire into a vat of lemon juice and razor blades before being strung up in a gibbet...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at August 10, 2021 01:58 PM (8D42x) 22
Seeing Fredo nude photo bomb his wife's video yoga class was enough for me.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 10, 2021 01:58 PM (ptqGC) 23
Again: That's far more than an optics problem for CNN.
++++ Again with the "optics" shit. It's oddly so appropriate. They don't care about honesty or truth or honor or morality or whatever else - they just care about the "optics" - about the *appearance* of those things. This is true, as far as it goes. It reflects, however, an antiquated position. Now, they don't even care about that. This isn't just CNN, it's everything. They used to care about at least the illusion of being normal humans who aren't just abject piece of shit homunculuses masquerading around in human suits, but now they can't even be bothered to keep up appearances. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 01:58 PM (Jsjd7) 24
New Yorkers will elect Fredo next year with 65 percent of the vote. Stupid/arrogant is a terminal condition.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at August 10, 2021 01:58 PM (kauCr) 25
He also got paid off by his brother in VIP Covid Treatment, of course.
Was that the time he pretended to hide in his basement but was actually out gallivanting around? Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 10% at August 10, 2021 01:59 PM (Ez6QX) 26
I read Sad Potato's Twitter peelings and am laughing and pointing.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 01:59 PM (Bmy3R) Posted by: zmdavid at August 10, 2021 01:59 PM (xqRaG) 28
Is it me or has the word "presidential" officially lost all meaning?
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 01:54 PM (Psuwu) ++++ Just you. Or rather, "not including me" might be more accurate. The word has meaning, and it means "not a disruptive outsider." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 01:59 PM (Jsjd7) 29
empire 1, FYI, there's not much newz or politix in most threads, it's mostly Hollywood stuff, so you're safe. Boobz and furniture and music and a few other things, though.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 10, 2021 01:59 PM (OTzUX) 30
24 New Yorkers will elect Fredo next year with 65 percent of the vote. Stupid/arrogant is a terminal condition.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at August 10, 2021 01:58 PM (kauCr) "Doubtful." - - Letitia James Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2021 01:59 PM (s2VJv) 31
It was okay to be skeptical then. Now just taking the fucking shot stupid prole .
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 01:59 PM (uUDKV) 32
LMAO
https://is.gd/jne9IZ Fitness trainer Jessica Maiolo is booted from Team USA Paintball after 'fat-shaming' high school football star, 17, in hospital with COVID by saying 'he doesn't need a vaccine, he needs a f***ing treadmill' Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 01:59 PM (xji+j) 33
Right on time, lol. I was just saying in the last thread, "Fredo has to be sweating, right about now. Nobody thought the Daleys could be buried, but Jarrett did it. If there's a thought flitting through that void in his skull, it's that one." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 02:00 PM (JN3xP) 34
Mike Lindell's symposium can be found of Whatfinger. It is being broadcast by RSBN because somebody hacked his original site.
Posted by: DanMan at August 10, 2021 02:00 PM (RusNE) 35
Tater really out Tatered himself: "Chris didn't try to influence our news coverage; he works on a whole different floor!"
I mean, that's just beautiful. Posted by: Ktgreat at August 10, 2021 02:00 PM (AD3JT) 36
>>>2 Twilight of the spicey meatballs
I'm on day 4 of a strict water-only fast and all this talk of sausage and meatballs is driving me batty Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:00 PM (0G13K) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2021 02:00 PM (s2VJv) Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 02:01 PM (Bmy3R) 39
14 Fredo is a star anchor? So what ratings these days are necessary to be called a star?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2021 01:56 PM (8W0/e) Chris Cuomo is CNN's highest rated anchor. Let that sink in for a moment. Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 10, 2021 02:01 PM (mdjgu) 40
35 Tater really out Tatered himself: "Chris didn't try to influence our news coverage; he works on a whole different floor!"
I mean, that's just beautiful. Posted by: Ktgreat at August 10, 2021 02:00 PM (AD3JT) Tater Cratered. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2021 02:01 PM (s2VJv) Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 10, 2021 02:01 PM (OTzUX) 42
>>>5 Tater really out Tatered himself: "Chris didn't try to influence our news coverage; he works on a whole different floor!"
Yup. Tater is exceeding all hopes I had for him. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:01 PM (0G13K) 43
Willowed...
Overheard in Zucker's office right now: "PLEEEEEEZZZZE let me stay!! I promise I'll be good!! Hey you gave Toobin another chance!! Everything was just a huge misunderstanding!! PLEEEEEZZZE!!!..." Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 02:01 PM (L2ZTs) 44
One thing I think Democrats hope is he is gone so it's off the pages after they kiss it goodbye after today.
No point in dragging anyone else down with him. Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 02:01 PM (znIQ9) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (LvTSG) 46
There's a team USA paintball team??
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (uUDKV) 47
36 >>>2 Twilight of the spicey meatballs
I'm on day 4 of a strict water-only fast and all this talk of sausage and meatballs is driving me batty Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:00 PM (0G13K) Wuhan bat soup for you! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (s2VJv) 48
Babylon Bee jokes but I give it 6 months tops before Andrew is on CNN. Own show or main anchor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (KZzsI) 49
It still amazes me how on target Glenn Greenwald has been with this.
I don't know who has changed more or if that window shifted on me and moved him around or what. Posted by: Blanco at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (Ytx3s) 50
Fredo Cuomo was named in the AG report as having written false statements for Andrew to issue to the press. He was therefore intimately involved in a scheme to subvert and deceive the press he supposedly works for.
====== Lying liars lie. Even to other liars. Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (IytoW) 51
They used to care about at least the illusion of being normal humans who aren't just abject piece of shit homunculuses masquerading around in human suits, but now they can't even be bothered to keep up appearances.
Disagree. The plural of homunculus is homunculi. Posted by: pep at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (ZsR3z) 52
38 Team USA...Paintball?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 02:01 PM (Bmy3R) My question, too. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (dfRN6) 53
Omg. Headline at the Bulwark right now:
Andrew Cuomo Resigned Because the Democrats Aren't a Cult Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (ptqGC) 54
Bottom line -- nothing will change. Media's psychotic hypocrisy and lies on behalf of democrats will continue without slightest pause or self-reflection.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (D9vwz) 55
as nelson would say, ha-ha!
Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (WhsA3) 56
This is true, as far as it goes. It reflects, however, an antiquated position. Now, they don't even care about that.
Right, the optics are irrelevant, because they control the optics, and even if they didn't they and their supporters simply do not care. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:03 PM (KZzsI) 57
Yup. Tater is exceeding all hopes I had for him.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:01 PM Kind of a low bar, there, huh? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2021 02:03 PM (dkvcO) 58
Next you'll tell me there's a Team USA Cornhole Team.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 02:03 PM (Bmy3R) 59
Nothing like a good cheese to snack on. Tasty and addictive.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 02:03 PM (xji+j) 60
Disagree. The plural of homunculus is homunculi.
Posted by: pep at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (ZsR3z) ++++ I wasn't sure which way that should be pluralized. I guess I guessed wrong. Sigh. Here's a pretty girl as an act of contrition: https://is.gd/NGFhQl Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 02:03 PM (Jsjd7) 61
Should they investigate Fredo Cuomo?
Yes. He helped his brother massage his messaging on the slaughter of seniors in homes, then helped spin that massaging as part of the CNN crew to protect him. Will they investigate Fredo? Not if they can help it. Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:03 PM (KpBS0) 62
Omg. Headline at the Bulwark right now:
Andrew Cuomo Resigned Because the Democrats Aren't a Cult Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (ptqGC) ++++ Wow. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 02:03 PM (Jsjd7) 63
Cuomo leaving does nothing for the state. Kathy Hochul is a liberal seat-warmer for full on Marxist Letitia James in '22. I cannot see any Republican winning since a) there is no charismatic local candidate and b) the state GOP is horrendous. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2021 02:04 PM (s2VJv) 64
Nothing like a good cheese to snack on. Tasty and addictive.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 02:03 PM (xji+j) ++++ This is Baby Bel's entire business model. It's a successful idea. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 02:04 PM (Jsjd7) 65
pep, that reminds me:
I just learned recently there's a state park in Arizona called... Homolovi. Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 02:04 PM (L2ZTs) 66
>>>41 ace - hydrate! It's August.
I'm keeping hydrated. I'm about to drink my second electrolyte water dose. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:04 PM (0G13K) Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 02:04 PM (Bmy3R) 68
The Bulwark is a cult.
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:04 PM (uUDKV) 69
59 Nothing like a good cheese to snack on. Tasty and addictive.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 02:03 PM (xji+j) Limberger/Fromunda. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (s2VJv) 70
It's hard to not get the impression that much like his brother, a lot of people hate Fredo and have been waiting for this.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (AD3JT) 71
I lost 2.4 pounds just in sweat.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (0G13K) 72
Durham is investigating CNN
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 01:55 PM (Psuwu) So glad to hear it. They both suck. Posted by: Ziba at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (S1hrL) 73
There's a team USA paintball team??
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (uUDKV) US National Flashlight Tag Team. Or possibly the US National Fleshlight Tag Team. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (m2mOU) 74
32 LMAO
https://is.gd/jne9IZ Fitness trainer Jessica Maiolo is booted from Team USA Paintball after 'fat-shaming' high school football star, 17, in hospital with COVID by saying 'he doesn't need a vaccine, he needs a f***ing treadmill' Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 01:59 PM (xji+j) Saw her pic, she's a 1. Also, she apparently is against fishing in a barrel, which paintballing slow moving fat kids would seem to be like. Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (Ti+Tv) 75
Is it me or has the word "presidential" officially lost all meaning?
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 01:54 PM (Psuwu) Pretty much, the left is good at destroying what's left of our language as an institution. Barky pretty much besmirched the title. Trump could have brought some luster back, but the nonstop howls about how unpresidential he was, as if they ever had a clue. And now we've got a dementia patient they trot out as our bi-weekly reminder the office means absolutely nothing. Can't even say you're the president of the company and have a straight face. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (wAnMi) 76
Empire 1, glad you are getting into chess!
Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (KpBS0) 77
US National Flashlight Tag Team. Or possibly the US National Fleshlight Tag Team.
Posted by: tomato tomato Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (/vi7S) 78
62 Omg. Headline at the Bulwark right now:
Andrew Cuomo Resigned Because the Democrats Aren't a Cult Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (ptqGC) ======== Now, let's tackle Biden. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG) 79
So Saintly Preet Bharara was investigating Cuomo, when Dem politicians put pressure on...and Bharara folded like a cheap suit.
But please, Dems, keep lecturing me on ethics. Posted by: Wally at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (FJYfm) 80
34. Lindells symposium is being carried live by OAN right now.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (ejh1p) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:06 PM (KZzsI) 82
58 Next you'll tell me there's a Team USA Cornhole Team.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 02:03 PM (Bmy3R) Kick the Can and Penny-Pitching. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2021 02:06 PM (s2VJv) 83
Did Ace see this flaming tik-tok "influencer" working in the fraudulent biden white house? Fcking disgusting. https://youtu.be/Kwf6MQkEhiM?t=25 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:06 PM (K/Vb5) 84
ace, my "hydrate!" admonition was a weak attempt at humor, since you said you were on an H2O-only fast.
I find weak attempts at humor to be right in my wheelhouse. Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 10, 2021 02:06 PM (OTzUX) 85
Hi, I'd like to announce the results of our investigation into the question of whether Fredo...I mean, Chris...Cuomo aided his brother Killy McMurderer in obfuscating numerous credible reports of activities that we constantly pretend to care about.
But, first, Trump said pussy! -CNN Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 10, 2021 02:06 PM (T7iTv) 86
>>>Did Ace see this flaming tik-tok "influencer" working in the fraudulent biden white house?
I think I might have linked that in yesterday's quick hits, or maybe i meant to put it in today's. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:06 PM (0G13K) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:06 PM (KZzsI) 88
Omg. Headline at the Bulwark right now:
Andrew Cuomo Resigned Because the Democrats Aren't a Cult ======= Two Americas? More like two separate dimensions overlapping. We cannot coexist with these people. Like matter and anti-matter. The video posted last night about the mass psychosis was spot-on. I recommend watching. Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 02:07 PM (IytoW) 89
From the Bulwark article:
"...the Democrats are a political party, while the Republicans are a personality cult." Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:07 PM (ptqGC) 90
Please to be explaining Fleshlight to some of the ettes.
I think a detailed explanation for Fenelon Spoke would be an intriguing exercise. Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 10, 2021 02:08 PM (OTzUX) 91
Has Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife been indicted yet? Posted by: Just Wondering at August 10, 2021 02:08 PM (2sIJ3) 92
87 I'm about to drink my second electrolyte water dose.
Is it Brawndo? I hear that has electrolytes Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:06 PM (KZzsI) ========= FIGHT MILK! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG) 93
Nothing will get those Trumpian rubes vaccinated faster than a flaming gay Tik Tok influencer...
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:08 PM (uUDKV) 94
>>>empire 1 I am with you
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 10, 2021 01:57 PM (j9HX3) ====== Ditto. While I appreciate JJ's yeoman's work on the Morning thread, I avoid them. Too depressing. Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 02:08 PM (wkps7) 95
the thing is if you are 17 and fat it is your parents that are to the issue.
get those fat kids outside and do something Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:08 PM (/vi7S) 96
89 From the Bulwark article:
"...the Democrats are a political party, while the Republicans are a personality cult." Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:07 PM (ptqGC) ======== Why didn't the political party deal with Cuomo last year? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG) 97
Early 2020 "pandemic" from the garbage "magazine" Marie Clair: "My Boyfriend Andrew Cuomo's New Girlfriend Is America" Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:09 PM (K/Vb5) 98
There's a team USA paintball team??
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:02 PM (uUDKV) Soon enough we'll have Dungeons & Dragons, not to mention video games, which is a natch. They'll have something like a triathlon, where the player does a FPS, driving and arcade game. I'm dead serious. We'll have teams for Call of Duty or whatever the hell is popular that year. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 10, 2021 02:09 PM (wAnMi) 99
Just read at another site that Andy has nowhere to move to now that he's resigning-- his ONLY residence is the governor's mansion-- so he may have to bunk with (guess who?) Fredo for a bit (!!!!!!!).
OMG. Talk about a fantastic real-life sitcom, those two living together. Also the daily dick-measuring contests... Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 02:09 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Bright Eyes at August 10, 2021 02:09 PM (2cfUo) 101
People are crackin' on it, but I actually think that paintball is a good sport for kids.
Those skills may come handy in other situations somewhere down the line, if you know what I'm saying. Dueling was a demonstration sport in at least two Olympics. One involved shooting at plaster heads, the other was more like real dueling, in that you'd shoot at a human opponent, but with wax bullets. Goggles and helmets were worn. So, pretty much like paintball. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:09 PM (XGAZE) 102
93 Nothing will get those Trumpian rubes vaccinated faster than a flaming gay Tik Tok influencer...
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:08 PM (uUDKV) ========= I think that one was targeted at the black people. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:09 PM (LvTSG) 103
Please to be explaining Fleshlight to some of the ettes.
I think a detailed explanation for Fenelon Spoke would be an intriguing exercise. Easy, it's a masturbation product for men, designed to resemble a human vagina as closely as possible. That is, to the point that casts of real human vaginas were made and used to create molds. Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (SchxB) 104
Which party keeps having people creepily obsess about their politicians as their boyfriends?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (8W0/e) 105
The inspector general for the National Security Agency announced Tuesday that his office has opened a probe related to recent allegations that the NSA illegally spied on Fox News host Tucker Carlson.
NSA Inspector General Robert P. Storch confirmed that his office "is conducting a review related to recent allegations that the NSA improperly targeted the communications of a member of the U.S. news media." The NSA Office of Inspector General, or OIG, "is examining NSA's compliance with applicable legal authorities and Agency policies and procedures regarding collection, analysis, reporting and dissemination activities, including unmasking procedures, and whether any such actions were based upon improper considerations," said Mr. Storch, who was appointed to the watchdog job by former Presidents Barack Obama and Donald Trump. Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (X5CsJ) Posted by: Mary Jo at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (Psuwu) 107
Please to be explaining Fleshlight to some of the ettes.
When a man loves latex very, very much... Posted by: pep at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (ZsR3z) 108
Oh no, not Team USA Paintball! Now how will The Ocho get any revenue?
Eh, I don't care about "fat shaming" but ffs are some of those dopamine- and clout-chasing fitness buffs on social media a bunch of nasty, entitled turds. Being fit doesn't automatically make you a Better Person. Speaking of entitled shits, I just saw that one of the BRCC execs went on some podcast to berate Alex Jones for not using his "fat sausage fingers" to "defend the country" or something like that. Also used the term "incel", which is a dead giveaway to indicate a leftist. Finally, he promised to dox Jones, to general snickers of all of the water-heads on the panel. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (DXFDM) 109
Now, let's tackle Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG) I think we're about to be surprised at who will be getting tackled. Night of the Long Knives Part II - The Purge of the Figureheads. Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (MkuC5) 110
Who started calling Chris Cuomo Fredo?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (cSyAR) 111
Imagine being stuck writing what amounts to a rhetorical question, over and over again, for decades. This is the conservative writing style I guess. I'm sure your sworn enemies who have absolutely zero scruples about anything will get right on holding themselves to the same requirements they have of everyone else. It just takes 6,000,001 articles, and we have only pointed out hypocrisy 6,000,000 times.
Posted by: nope at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (+oHrV) Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 02:11 PM (L2ZTs) 113
Restoration of basic rule of law, and sovereignty, and border security = "cult"
Best economic conditions for un- and low-skilled labor, first real household income increase in lower 40% in decades, lowest black/Hispanic unemployment ever = "cult" Rational approach to Iran including taking out their top murderer = "cult" Confronting China's all-front trade, financial, intelligence, and influence offensive, with immediate concrete results = "cult" Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 10, 2021 02:11 PM (OTzUX) 114
109 I think we're about to be surprised at who will be getting tackled.
Night of the Long Knives Part II - The Purge of the Figureheads. Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (MkuC5) ========= I think this ends with Cuomo, like the last panic began and ended politically with Al Franken. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG) 115
More Bulwark BS:
"The Republican party has delighted in elevating serial abusers to prominence, and anyone who made even a peep has been immediately declared persona non grata. The republican party is a [sic] organization where the tolerance of sexual harassment is part of the price of entry." Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:11 PM (ptqGC) 116
> That is, to the point that casts of real human vaginas were made and used to create molds.
Also, it is mounted inside a rigid plastic cylinder, which resembles a regular flashlight. Hence the name. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:11 PM (XGAZE) 117
If Fredo Cuhomo is a star, the bar must be set very, very low. As in, star = under 150,000 viewers. I crap bigger than that.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (w5raC) 118
I can;t believe Fredo took this week off and just left me here covering this story and holding my dick.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (OoD92) Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (SchxB) 120
so Letitia will be the Duke of New York.
Posted by: x at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (oA+QO) 121
Andrew Cuomo Resigned Because the Democrats Aren't a Cult
-------- I think this is what they refer to in the biz as "flipping the script". Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (Psuwu) 122
it's apropos
avoid the news. ignore politics. it's all a joke now. Posted by: BlackOrchid I'M NOT LAUGHING!!!! Posted by: Governor Cuomo at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (tjZg/) 123
Easy, it's a masturbation product for men, designed to resemble a human vagina as closely as possible. That is, to the point that casts of real human vaginas were made and used to create molds.
not so good it is a vag in a maglite which you wash in your dishwasher Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (/vi7S) 124
Mitch enters the ring and helps Joe off the mat
Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (YK4Qh) 125
Did Ace see this flaming tik-tok "influencer" working in the fraudulent biden white house?
Fcking disgusting.https://youtu.be/Kwf6MQkEhiM?t=25 Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:06 PM (K/Vb5) Love Quarter Black's reaction!! Hope Crowder's doing ok and gets well enough to do his show again soon. But surgery complications are scary. Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (KpBS0) 126
Cuomosexuals LOL
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (oEn12) 127
"...the Democrats are a political party, while the Republicans are a personality cult."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:07 PM (ptqGC) ------------ The Democrats are a criminal syndicate, while the Republicans are a lack-of-personality cult. Posted by: zmdavid at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (xqRaG) 128
>>>>Nothing will get those Trumpian rubes vaccinated faster than a flaming gay Tik Tok influencer...
When every decision in the administration is based on a virtue signal.. Posted by: Blanco at August 10, 2021 02:12 PM (Ytx3s) 129
Nothing will get those Trumpian rubes vaccinated faster than a flaming gay Tik Tok influencer...
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:08 PM (uUDKV) ========= I think that one was targeted at the black people. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:09 PM (LvTSG) Who will turn that shit off 1.5 seconds into it. Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2021 02:13 PM (mR6Gs) 130
Is this worse than Watergate?
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 10, 2021 02:13 PM (DB16e) 131
Also, it is mounted inside a rigid plastic cylinder, which resembles a regular flashlight. Hence the name.
I'm gonna guess there's not any way possible to shrug off someone finding that stuffed under your mattress. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:13 PM (KZzsI) 132
I never fucked that flashlight!
Bill Clinton Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:13 PM (uUDKV) 133
Whoever upthread that remarked that next there will be a USA cornhole team your wish is granted. https://www.usa-cornhole.org/
Posted by: Jen the original at August 10, 2021 02:13 PM (ejh1p) Posted by: Greta Foulcleft at August 10, 2021 02:13 PM (1KzGA) 135
Repatriation of corporate capital and manufacturing = "cult"
Decisive Israeli/Sunni Arab world rapprochement = "cult" Opposition to crude, repugnant Nazi-like delusional racist indoctrination funded by taxpayers = "cult" Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 10, 2021 02:13 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2021 02:14 PM (NRjPt) 137
Who started calling Chris Cuomo Fredo?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (cSyAR) ------ Some guy in a NYC bar called Fredo "Fredo" one night, and 'Roid Boy threatened to throw him down some stairs. And thus, Fredo was born. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:14 PM (ptqGC) 138
I never fucked that flashlight!
Bill Clinton Posted by: steevy That depends on what the definition of 'I' is. Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:14 PM (mD/uy) 139
"Andrew Cuomo Resigned Because the Democrats Aren't a Cult"
or because he was no longer useful to the cult ... a certain type of cult ... grifter/perv/nihilst .. Commie Cult is close enough for me. Den of Thieves, Crime Family ... so many ways they are bound together by evil. Usually they all know each others' crimes, so protect each other. So what really caused Cuomo to go from potential Biden replacement to this forced resignation? Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2021 02:15 PM (Cus5s) 140
I'm actually surprised they haven't done midnight basketball vaccination partys. Or maybe a poetry slam...
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:15 PM (uUDKV) Posted by: The Cabbie, Ernest Borgnine, etc at August 10, 2021 02:15 PM (tjZg/) 142
96 89 From the Bulwark article:
"...the Democrats are a political party, while the Republicans are a personality cult." Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:07 PM (ptqGC) ======== Why didn't the political party deal with Cuomo last year? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG) They wrote this while wearing their Fauci underwear, under the soft glow of their RBG candles. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 10, 2021 02:15 PM (KbCG3) 143
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:11 PM (ptqGC)
I don't know what the word is for something that is so far beyond parody it becomes self parody and then beyond that actually gets sucked into a black hole of a joke where humor and seriousness merge into one, and can never escape yet that too is actually a joke. But that's what that is. Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:15 PM (Psuwu) 144
Some guy in a NYC bar called Fredo "Fredo" one night, and 'Roid Boy threatened to throw him down some stairs. And thus, Fredo was born. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:14 PM (ptqGC) I remember that now. Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:15 PM (cSyAR) 145
> I'm gonna guess there's not any way possible to shrug off someone finding that stuffed under your mattress.
Definitely not as plausibly deniable as having a slab of raw liver (for men) or a big sausage (for women, or, I guess, some men) in your fridge. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:15 PM (XGAZE) 146
A good sharp Cheddar is about as addictive as Chocolate.
It is known Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2021 02:14 PM (NRjPt) Tillamook is my go-to for cheddar cravings. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at August 10, 2021 02:15 PM (xPJvm) 147
Some guy in a NYC bar called Fredo "Fredo" one night, and 'Roid Boy threatened to throw him down some stairs. And thus, Fredo was born.
Posted by: J party in the hamptons Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:15 PM (/vi7S) 148
This pretty girl with wavy hair is skeeved out by Andy's perversion and murder, and is offended by Fredo's dishonesty:
https://is.gd/RSY1ZR Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (Jsjd7) 149
the thing is if you are 17 and fat it is your parents that are to the issue.
get those fat kids outside and do something Posted by: confederatefifth He plays football. They were state champs. He looks like he rides the pine tho. Also, she wasn't wrong. I mean If hot fit girls and women can't motivate boys and men to get in shape, it's so over. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (xji+j) 150
There are more Democrats trying to wash Cuomo's taint off their faces then accusers. It's like Bukaki-Palooza.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (sOXXq) 151
soothsayer, i think I meant to link it yesterday but accidentally deleted it. I'll include that in today's. Thanks.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (0G13K) 152
"...the Democrats are a political party, while the Republicans are a personality cult."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:07 PM (ptqGC) The best reply to this is to simply remind them that during the campaign of 2016, the dem candidate's slogan was, and I quote, "I'm with her." Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (KbCG3) 153
CNN: So you don't mind if we whack Chris Cuomo?
Chris Cuomo is a dead man and you don't mind? Democrat Party: He's small potatoes. Posted by: CodFather II: Greaseball Boogaloo at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (/1l9x) 154
Fredo Cuomo's a "star"? I consistently kick his ass in the ratings.
Posted by: Test Pattern at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (FJYfm) 155
LizLem --
Yeah. I'm reading "The Wandering Inn" web serial, and the primary protagonist was a chess prodigy on earth before being transported to Innworld. It can be used for leveling up in the [Tactician] and [Strategist] classes, and the way Pirateaba writes about it is just plain interesting. I'm studying the chess.com lessons (just finished the last of the beginner series, will be starting intermediate today) and trying to find a good beginner book. I'm a little late getting to it more than superficially -- got tired of my husband trashing me in 3-5 moves -- but I flatter myself it would take him at least 6 or 7 now! Posted by: empire 1 at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (JJatH) 156
The Cuomosexuals thing, it reminds me of the fawning adoration they threw at that sleazy lawyer representing the stripper porn star. Can't remember either of those names and I find that a blessing.
They pick the worst, most reprehensible, ghastly people to idolize. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (KZzsI) 157
Glenn Greenwald -- A pleasant surprise as a journalist. And a pain in the asses of duplicitous media sleazebags everywhere.
Ronan Farrow -- Haven't heard his name in quite a while. He accidentally did some journalism once. And mostly learned his lesson. Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (F0YaR) 158
Lol. It's funny how they are dropping like flies.
I bet Trump will have an extra scoop tonight. Posted by: Bosk at August 10, 2021 02:17 PM (x6uUk) 159
My people always called 'cornhole' beanbag. Cornhole had a completely different meaning in my circle.
What am I talking about? It still does. Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:17 PM (mD/uy) 160
I saw Vag in a Maglite open for Red Hot Chili Peppers but it turns out it was just Amy Schumer.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:17 PM (Psuwu) 161
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:09 PM (LvTSG)
Can confirm. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 10, 2021 02:17 PM (rGSjI) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 10, 2021 02:17 PM (w5raC) 163
Andy has nowhere to move to now that he's resigning-- his ONLY residence is the governor's mansion-- so he may have to bunk with (guess who?) Fredo for a bit (!!!!!!!). OMG. Talk about a fantastic real-life sitcom, those two living together. Also the daily dick-measuring contests... Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 02:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Perfect Goombahs... Larry and Balki are still cooler. Andrew can live in the Fredo's basement, like Fredo did during his fake quarantine, before he got caught out in public by the biker they tried to cancel. Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:17 PM (KpBS0) 164
Definitely not as plausibly deniable as having a slab of raw liver (for men) or a big sausage (for women, or, I guess, some men) in your fridge.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:15 PM (XGAZE) ++++ Oh yeah! Eat it, baby. Eat the whoooooole sausage! Posted by: Andy Cuomo, Former Governor at August 10, 2021 02:17 PM (Jsjd7) 165
Lest we forget the on-air jerkoff fests the cuomo brothers used to have last year on cnn. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:17 PM (K/Vb5) 166
"...the Democrats are a political party, while the Republicans are a personality cult."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:07 PM (ptqGC) The best reply to this is to simply remind them that during the campaign of 2016, the dem candidate's slogan was, and I quote, "I'm with her." Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (KbCG3) And "Barack Hussein Obama...MMM MMM MM" Posted by: Wally at August 10, 2021 02:18 PM (FJYfm) 167
> Tillamook is my go-to for cheddar cravings.
Oregon may be full of communists, but they make some damned good cheese. I'm guessing that the rural cheese-intensive regions of Oregon don't have much overlap with the urban communist-intensive regions, though. Given that Tillamook doesn't make imitation soy cheese, I'm almost certain of it. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:18 PM (XGAZE) 168
How many conservative women have used a public forum to offer to pleasure Donald Trump?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:18 PM (cSyAR) 169
They pick the worst, most reprehensible, ghastly people to idolize.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Barkey and Xiden are two more examples. Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:18 PM (mD/uy) 170
Fredo and Goombah. Our betters.
Posted by: wth - no sofisticado at August 10, 2021 02:18 PM (v0R5T) 171
Why is Harris on my television with the word live next to her head?
Posted by: Jen the original at August 10, 2021 02:18 PM (ejh1p) 172
A guy finds a vibe in a girl's room and he goes "sexy". A girl finds one of those fleshlight things in a guy's room and you'll hear the EW!!!!! a mile away as she runs down the street.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (KZzsI) 173
For a while there I think you could ask Siri "who is Fredo" and a picture of Chris Cuomo would come up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (KiuXs) 174
>>>112 Hey ace, I'm hydrating too.
(You can hydrate with DrPepper right??) actually I heard a while ago, maybe from a doctor, that you can hydrate with caffeinated products. Caffeine is a diuretic, but unless you're drinking espresso or something, the water you're inputting exceeds the diuresis. obviously it's better to hydrate with, well, water. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (0G13K) 175
Democrat Party: He's small potatoes.
Posted by: CodFather II: Greaseball Boogaloo Did someone mention potatoes? Posted by: Brian Stelter, potato personality at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (tjZg/) 176
"I'm gonna guess there's not any way possible to shrug off someone finding that stuffed under your mattress."
a mechanic working on one our 40 ton off road haul trucks found a dildo and Vaseline stashed in the cab Posted by: DanMan at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (RusNE) 177
Cheddar. Edam. Gruyere. Gouda. All are fantastic. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (JN3xP) Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (Psuwu) 179
Donald Trump Jr. tweeted* out the other day that being anointed by CNN as 'presidential material' means you're likely to wind up in prison. See Michael Avenatti and Andrew Cuomo.
*not an exact quote, but a paraphrase of what he tweeted. Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (F0YaR) 180
Cuomo is way too white, way too male, and way too heterosexual to have any future in the Democratic Party.
They're cutting their losses now. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:20 PM (XGAZE) 181
Andy can go live with Mommy Matilda. I'm sure she believes he's a good boy.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:20 PM (ptqGC) 182
I think Chris Cuomo is CNN highest rated "star", but didn't it also come out last week that none of their shows cracked a million viewers?
Poor Tater's ratings went up when he went on vacation and some random filled in for him. Posted by: Ktgreat at August 10, 2021 02:20 PM (AD3JT) 183
You don't have to argue with the bullshitters at the bulwark. Trust me they KNOW they are lying to you.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:20 PM (Psuwu) 184
Easy, it's a masturbation product for men, designed to resemble a human vagina as closely as possible. That is, to the point that casts of real human vaginas were made and used to create molds.
WTF?? Seriously? Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2021 02:20 PM (nxdel) 185
There's a cheese popular in WNY called Yancey's Fancy that kicks all kinds of cheese-cravings ass. That stuff is the shit! Used to get it at Wegmans. Can't find it in in CO. The cheese, that is. No Wegmans either.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 02:20 PM (Bmy3R) 186
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (0G13K)
LMNT is the best hydration packet on the market and has some good flavors. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 10, 2021 02:21 PM (rGSjI) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:21 PM (XGAZE) 188
A guy finds a vibe in a girl's room and he goes "sexy". A girl finds one of those fleshlight things in a guy's room and you'll hear the EW!!!!! a mile away as she runs down the street.
better than if you walk in and fine her fisting it Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:21 PM (/vi7S) 189
Great sandwich cheese: Havarti. Not so good for snacking, but damn straight for sandwiches.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 02:21 PM (Jsjd7) 190
speaking of cheese: I got a high-fat cheese for the semi-fast part of my regime. I keep buying Boursin cheese, garlic and herbs.
I've eaten a lot of it the past two plus months. That, liverwurst from whole foods, and kettle and fire bone broths have been my primary foods. (And a little Fun Foods like Quest Protein chips and these AWESOME Moon CHeese "Garlickin' Parmesan" treats.) Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:21 PM (0G13K) 191
CNN doesn't investigation the current news. You think they are going to investigate themselves?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 02:21 PM (Y5qcH) 192
ace you oughta put up something on OR declaring that non-whites no longer have to read or know math to graduate high school - and that this is a "benefit" to them.
I know in this late-stage of decline it's hard to get interested in new outrages, but wow. Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 10, 2021 02:21 PM (OTzUX) 193
184 Easy, it's a masturbation product for men, designed to resemble a human vagina as closely as possible. That is, to the point that casts of real human vaginas were made and used to create molds.
WTF?? Seriously? Posted by: Jewells45 at August 10, 2021 02:20 PM (nxdel) ======= Better or worse than penis shaped dildos? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:22 PM (LvTSG) 194
So does Andrew stay at home and drink or does he hit the bars?
Posted by: mr tmz at August 10, 2021 02:22 PM (m/Gc2) 195
a mechanic working on one our 40 ton off road haul trucks found a dildo and Vaseline stashed in the cab
Posted by: DanMan at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (RusNE) Did you imply ownership of the dildo or do guidelines state that you can only refer to it using the indefinite article "a" dildo? Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 10, 2021 02:22 PM (KbCG3) 196
The whole "Trumpism is a Personality Cult" is so stupid.
If Trump changed his stance on say, immigration or wars for oil, his approval among the base would go from 95% to 5%, stat. Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2021 02:22 PM (mR6Gs) 197
human vaginas were made and used to create molds.
-------- Speaking of which if anyone needs a moldy vagina I'm here. Posted by: Meryl Streep at August 10, 2021 02:22 PM (Psuwu) 198
>>>187 > Cheddar. Edam. Gruyere. Gouda. All are fantastic.
Quiche lorraine uses bacon and gruyere and it's so, so good. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:22 PM (0G13K) 199
Havarti is great. Spendy, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:21 PM (XGAZE) ----- Yes, Havarti is awesome too. I shouldn't have forgotten that. All of those are in the class of cheeses I can eat til I'm sick. I don't know if it's a specific category. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 02:23 PM (JN3xP) 200
OK, I watched part of that Tater clip. Now I feel more stupid.
Posted by: wth - no sofisticado at August 10, 2021 02:23 PM (v0R5T) 201
>>>192 ace you oughta put up something on OR declaring that non-whites no longer have to read or know math to graduate high school - and that this is a "benefit" to them.
thanks, I saw that, i'll try to remember it. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:23 PM (0G13K) 202
They pick the worst, most reprehensible, ghastly people to idolize.
That's part of the kink. It will take a while, and it's profoundly sad to watch, but all these goofballs are getting cocky, and think everything is all sewn up, and it's gonna he totalitarian wanker rule from here on out as far as the eye can see. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this shit works. Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2021 02:23 PM (NRjPt) 203
ace you're making me hungry, and I'm not hungry.
Anyway gonna go swim. Another boringly perfect summer day here. Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 10, 2021 02:23 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: Charlie Browns Truck Dildo at August 10, 2021 02:23 PM (LYEvi) 205
Pepper Boursin is special.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:23 PM (Psuwu) 206
I somewhat expect that someday when they talk about putting the lid on Biden's it's a coffin lid they're talking about.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:24 PM (cSyAR) 207
At Tillamook, the secret ingredient is cocaine.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 02:24 PM (L2ZTs) 208
> Better or worse than penis shaped dildos?
Indeed. Women get disgusted at the idea of sex dolls, but at least those are a representation of an entire woman. Their sex toys are just representation of amputated sex organs. Now, which is the creepier of the two? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:24 PM (XGAZE) 209
Right wing lunatic and insurrectionist Greenwald!
Posted by: runner at August 10, 2021 02:24 PM (PlGk9) 210
Meunster is wonderful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 10, 2021 02:24 PM (LYEvi) 211
Havarti grilled cheese with green apple slices.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 02:24 PM (Y5qcH) 212
Yeah, quiche lorraine is awesome. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 02:24 PM (JN3xP) 213
speaking of cheese: I got a high-fat cheese for the semi-fast part of my regime. I keep buying Boursin cheese, garlic and herbs.
Highly recommend the shallot and chive Boursin cheese. Fantastic. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2021 02:24 PM (m2mOU) 214
You don't have to argue with the bullshitters at the bulwark. Trust me they KNOW they are lying to you.
Exactly. You're not going to shame a scammer and a con artist. They aren't capable of it or they wouldn't get into that business to start with. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:24 PM (KZzsI) 215
195 a mechanic working on one our 40 ton off road haul trucks found a dildo and Vaseline stashed in the cab
Posted by: DanMan at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (RusNE) test for DNA ?? Posted by: REDACTED at August 10, 2021 02:24 PM (YK4Qh) 216
CNN doesn't need to investigate Fredo, they should just fire him for being a jackass.
Posted by: wth - no sofisticado at August 10, 2021 02:25 PM (v0R5T) 217
My dildo's eyes are nothing like the sun.
Posted by: Stuff Shakespeare Wrote, Vol. LVII at August 10, 2021 02:25 PM (h5TKJ) 218
Aren't a cult? They march in lock step and finish each others sentences... A cult
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:25 PM (Zmnko) 219
Aetius, especially Yvonne DeCarlo as Mrs Meunster. Rowrr! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 02:25 PM (L2ZTs) 220
I'm having a fairly urgent cheese craving right now. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 02:25 PM (JN3xP) 221
>>> Posted by: empire 1 at August 10, 2021 02:16 PM (JJatH)
Oooh, I checked out the intro. I like how the inn is made a sentient thing from the opening paragraphs, like Shirey Jackson does in The House on Haunted Hill. That was an obvious inspiration, and I like the writing style and concept. I'm intrigued to read more! Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:25 PM (KpBS0) 222
Did you imply ownership of the dildo or do guidelines state that you can only refer to it using the indefinite article "a" dildo?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer The guy's gonna be a cob-logger here soon. You just watch. Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 10, 2021 02:25 PM (tjZg/) 223
Now, which is the creepier of the two?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:24 PM (XGAZE) Dolls of any kind are pretty creepy. Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:25 PM (Psuwu) 224
195 a mechanic working on one our 40 ton off road haul trucks found a dildo and Vaseline stashed in the cab
Posted by: DanMan at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (RusNE) Isn't it called the caboose? Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 02:26 PM (Y5qcH) 225
"Did you imply ownership of the dildo or do guidelines state that you can only refer to it using the indefinite article "a" dildo?"
let's just say the driver did not make it through the next day Posted by: DanMan at August 10, 2021 02:26 PM (RusNE) 226
Cuomo is way too white, way too male, and way too heterosexual to have any future in the Democratic Party.
Does it matter? He still has money. He still has "influence," of a sort. In a few years - hell, a few months - this will all be forgotten and he'll become an "elder statesman." He's in no danger of squatting under an overpass, selling his solidified feces sculptures for coffee money. Wake me when the asshole actually feels real-life consequences. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:26 PM (2JVJo) 227
Quiche lorraine uses bacon and gruyere and it's so, so good.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:22 PM (0G13K) You asked for it... https://youtu.be/HJxz3owrJ80 Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 10, 2021 02:26 PM (mZUr4) 228
USA Olympic Tattoo Artist Team? Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:26 PM (K/Vb5) 229
CNN doesn't need to investigate Fredo, they should just fire him for being a jackass.
============ Is that the standard? Because no one ever told me that was the standard. Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at August 10, 2021 02:26 PM (OoD92) 230
0. Andrew Cuomo will always be the Murderer Gov.
1. They are all scum. 2. Tater is a dumb unfunny potato-shaped joke. 3. CNN is a farce.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math 231
if you want a spendy but super-luxurious cheese -- Epoisses cheese. They have it at Whole Foods sometimes, and a lot of specialty cheese shops. It's called "The Napoleon of Cheese."
It's slightly stinky but really good. Super-fatty. A commenter here -- NerdyGirl? -- turned me on to a cheaper similar cheese, Taglione or something. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:26 PM (0G13K) 232
The Bulwark had that shit written weeks ago....just in case.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 10, 2021 02:27 PM (AD3JT) 233
> Aetius, especially Yvonne DeCarlo as Mrs Meunster. Rowrr! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve She was pretty hot, but I'm still giving the edge to Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:27 PM (XGAZE) 234
Cuomo had to resign because he was HIGHLY TOXIC to the Pure and Clean driven snow of the Demoncrat party.....
Posted by: James at August 10, 2021 02:27 PM (24+Vp) 235
Finding a dildo means you have a freak. Finding Vaseline just means it's a considerate freak.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 02:27 PM (Y5qcH) 236
Real men do eat quiche but the themes and point of that essay were dead on. We're breeding a whole generation of males who are not men and are not just femmy but deliberately weak and pathetic like those French royals with a hanky in their sleeve and heavy makeup on.
Damme if it isn't glorious at this ball, Jacques! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:28 PM (KZzsI) 237
>>>actually I heard a while ago, maybe from a doctor, that you can hydrate with caffeinated products. Caffeine is a diuretic, but unless you're drinking espresso or something, the water you're inputting exceeds the diuresis.
obviously it's better to hydrate with, well, water. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (0G13K) ====== My doctor told me the same. Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 02:28 PM (wkps7) 238
234 Cuomo had to resign because he was HIGHLY TOXIC to the Pure and Clean driven snow of the Demoncrat party.....
Posted by: James at August 10, 2021 02:27 PM (24+Vp) Too old school dem... Not woke enough Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:28 PM (Zmnko) 239
Texas Supreme Court overturns Communist judge. Traitorous Donkey commies can be arrested when they get back.
Lord I hope Abbot has the stones to stick to his words. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 10, 2021 02:28 PM (w5raC) 240
Finding a dildo means you have a freak. Finding Vaseline just means it's a considerate freak.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 02:27 PM (Y5qcH) c.f. George Carlin, maniacs and crazy people. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2021 02:29 PM (6FeV1) 241
> Dolls of any kind are pretty creepy.
True enough, but which is creepier, a doll or a doll head? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:29 PM (XGAZE) 242
She was pretty hot, but I'm still giving the edge to Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:27 PM (XGAZE) ------- No question: Morticia's hotter. But... Jeannie vs. Samantha? That's a hard one, IYKWIM. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 02:29 PM (JN3xP) 243
Pro Cheese Tip: If you like fresh mozzarella, never buy any that is NOT packed in water.
It's not guaranteed to be great, but it has a chance unlike the vacuum packed stuff. Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:29 PM (Psuwu) 244
62 Omg. Headline at the Bulwark right now:
Andrew Cuomo Resigned Because the Democrats Aren't a Cult Posted by: Jane D'Oh ================== See it now at the Dispatch! Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, The Kevin WIlliamson Professor Of Angry Plagiarism Studies at August 10, 2021 02:29 PM (OoD92) 245
Texas Supreme Court overturns Communist judge. Traitorous Donkey commies can be arrested when they get back.
Lord I hope Abbot has the stones to stick to his words. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 10, 2021 02:28 PM (w5raC) Did I read something about them taking their road show to Portugal? Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (cSyAR) 246
Texas Supreme Court overturns Communist judge. Traitorous Donkey commies can be arrested when they get back.
Lord I hope Abbot has the stones to stick to his words. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious Book 'em, Danno! Posted by: The Steve Lord at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (tjZg/) 247
Chris Cuomo could not possibly influence CNN's coverage of his brother, because he "works on a completely different floor."
- Collusion made possible by the miracle of modern elevators. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (d9FiS) 248
Fredo Cuomo, purely coincidentally, announced he was taking a previously-unannounced week off on Friday, effective yesterday.
....... How corn-venient. Posted by: wth - no sofisticado at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (v0R5T) 249
He has to skate on all the murders
because other Dem govs are guilty of the same thing.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math 250
So 1 of the things the the everything is infrastructure is $110 B for the hiway trust fund.
IOW, they are borrowing money to payback funds directed by law (gas tax) for hiways they stole to spend on Medicaid or Obamacare. Posted by: rhennigantx at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (yrol0) 251
obviously it's better to hydrate with, well, water.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (0G13K) I have a water tracking app. You can add other drinks besides water, and it subtracts the water it takes to process a non-water drink for you. So soda, coffee, juice etc DOES add to your water count over the day, but not as much as if you drank straight water or tea. 1 oz of water = 1 oz, one oz of soda or juice < 1 oz. Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (KpBS0) 252
Did I read something about them taking their road show to Portugal?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (cSyAR) Two did Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (Zmnko) 253
do you think that cuomo ever thought of saying he was a tranny to save his career?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (OJLyx) 254
Cuomo Sapien.
And fleshlights are made of silicon. Not that i know from personal experience. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Posted by: BluesFish at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (kPJ/p) 255
Catherine Zeta Jones is gonna be Morticia Addams in the new Wednesday Netflix show directed by Tim Burton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG) 256
> Dolls of any kind are pretty creepy.
================== Except for Lenore. Lenore is pretty hot. Posted by: Mr. Universe at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (OoD92) 257
>>>236 Real men do eat quiche but the themes and point of that essay were dead on. We're breeding a whole generation of males who are not men and are not just femmy but deliberately weak and pathetic like those French royals with a hanky in their sleeve and heavy makeup on.
Nah. Egg eating is super-healthy and should be encouraged. Especially adding in bacon and cheese. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (0G13K) 258
My cousin makes potatoes au gratin with Gruyere and it's amazing
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (uUDKV) 259
Joey just took a softball question about Cuomo resigning. He "respects his decision." And that's it.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (ptqGC) 260
"Chris Cuomo spammed his brother's false denials (which he himself co-wrote) to his pals in the media."
The talking heads congregate at Mahogany Ridge and barter gossip. It's a club, kind of like Elysium, but they haven't figured out how to levitate yet. Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (qpX6U) 261
> But... Jeannie vs. Samantha? That's a hard one, IYKWIM.
Tough one indeed. But I'm going with Samantha there. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (XGAZE) 262
the thing about jeannie, she was hot and took orders, however, what was with the weird accnt, or did barbara eden have some sort of weird speech impedimnt or something
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (OJLyx) 263
They're right, Democrats aren't a cult. They are a criminal organization.
Count the scumbags in the last year or so, and the ones on the grill. Oddly, they are all Democrats. Weird, huh? Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (VpIIl) 264
253 do you think that cuomo ever thought of saying he was a tranny to save his career?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (OJLyx) Isn't one of his daughters some sub-species? Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (Zmnko) 265
ace, thanks. :-)
I have found as I get older that while I still love and crave soft drinks, the only thing that actually *quenches thirst* for me anymore is actual water. Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (L2ZTs) 266
Chrissy Teigen is some kind of alien creature.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (sWM8x) 267
then call it a fcking omelette! Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (K/Vb5) 268
Catherine Zeta Jones is gonna be Morticia Addams in the new Wednesday Netflix show directed by Tim Burton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG So I guess we're never again getting original shows.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math 269
No question: Morticia's hotter. But... Jeannie vs. Samantha? That's a hard one, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 02:29 PM (JN3xP) ++++ Two words: Elizabeth Montgomery. Samantha. Hands down. Barbara Eden is a stone-cold fox, but Montgomery is something else entirely. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (Jsjd7) 270
From the Bulwark article:
"...the Democrats are a political party, while the Republicans are a personality cult." Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:07 PM (ptqGC) ------- Trump permanently broke the #NeverAlphas. Hey Muldoon, what's the ICD-10 Code for Trump-Induced Schizophrenia? Republicans are such a personality cult, got the next nine most popular politicians among the base now are: Santo Juan McCain; "Lucky" Pierre Delecto; Yeb! Bush; Cocaine Turtle McConnell; Kevin McCarthy-Luntz; George W. Chimp; Paul RINO; #DrunkJohnBoehner; and Frank Murkowski's daughter. Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (5aOWm) 271
Wait are we now mining EVERY female character for shows? Can't be long until we get a buttkicking Daisy Duke spinoff.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (Psuwu) 272
Did I read something about them taking their road show to Portugal? Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (cSyAR) Yep, I think two women traitors did. One was a real porker. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (w5raC) 273
259 Joey just took a softball question about Cuomo resigning. He "respects his decision." And that's it.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (ptqGC) Does he know who Cuomo is? Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (Zmnko) 274
267
then call it a fcking omelette! Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (K/Vb5) It's a pie! Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (Y5qcH) 275
Aetius, especially Yvonne DeCarlo as Mrs Meunster. Rowrr! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve She was pretty hot, but I'm still giving the edge to Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:27 PM (XGAZE) I don't usually say this, but embrace the power of "and." It would be the hottest (and probably last) night of your life. Like having a threesome with Maleficent and Queen Grimhilde. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:33 PM (2JVJo) 276
Samantha, for sure.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2021 02:33 PM (6FeV1) 277
Rodrigo - ever have anything from Rogue Creamery? Best blue cheese you'll ever find, plus all sorts of other great cheese.
Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at August 10, 2021 02:33 PM (qJPgD) 278
253 do you think that cuomo ever thought of saying he was a tranny to save his career?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:30 PM (OJLyx) "I, Andrew Cuomo, am so appalled at the accusations that have been made against me that now I'm going to live out the rest of my life as a gay/tranny man." Posted by: Thrawn at August 10, 2021 02:33 PM (wQb4c) 279
So re classic sitcoms coming back, are the Cummo brothers better suited to the reboot of "Perfect Strangers" or the reboot of "Silver Spoons"?
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 02:33 PM (L2ZTs) 280
We should mark this in our calendars and turn this into Kill an Old Person Day.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 10, 2021 02:33 PM (oy1++) 281
But... Jeannie vs. Samantha? That's a hard one, IYKWIM.
Tough one indeed. But I'm going with Samantha there. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia Handcuffs for the win. Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:33 PM (mD/uy) 282
You know what my brother (Obama logo still on car) and sister (CNN and New York Times subscriber) are e-mailing everybody about today?
Explosion starts oil fire in Texas (1933) Posted by: wth - no sofisticado at August 10, 2021 02:34 PM (v0R5T) 283
Speaking of Oregon, their communist governor has decreed that graduating seniors can no longer be given tests to determine whether they can read, write, and do basic arithmetic.
Because literacy and arithmetic are racist, dontcha know? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:34 PM (XGAZE) 284
I wonder what EllyMae would have looked like if they had ever slipped her into something sexy.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:34 PM (cSyAR) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:34 PM (K/Vb5) 286
So soda, coffee, juice etc DOES add to your water count over the day, but not as much as if you drank straight water or tea.
Tea is still a diuretic, just not as strong as coffee. Just straight super cold ice water really hits the spot. If you give up all that other stuff for a few weeks, you'll find that water tastes amazing and you will want it instead. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:34 PM (KZzsI) 287
Inspector General of the NSA supposedly opening an investigation into the the targeting of Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 10, 2021 02:34 PM (vwBrW) 288
>>> Catherine Zeta Jones is gonna be Morticia Addams in the new Wednesday Netflix show directed by Tim Burton. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)
Not bad casting. She'll have more warmth than Angelica Huston, more like the original actress, and the appropriate crazy eyes for the part. I wonder if Helena Bonham Carter was busy. Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:34 PM (KpBS0) 289
Does he know who Cuomo is?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (Zmnko) Yes. And he will be playing every Weezer album in discographical order tonight while breaking open the Special Paste and quietly sobbing. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2021 02:34 PM (6FeV1) 290
Last week MPPP linked Julie Newmar guesting on Bewitched. That video lead me to her guest spot on The Monkees. Both clips are highly recommended. Even if you hate the Monkees.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:34 PM (Psuwu) 291
Do they just send Joe out every day to get ice cream or something to prove he is still alive...
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:35 PM (uUDKV) 292
Catherine Zeta Jones is gonna be Morticia Addams in the new Wednesday Netflix show directed by Tim Burton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG) Oh, God. As if the Addams Family movies weren't bad enough. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:35 PM (2JVJo) 293
I wish I could buy a stake in E-ZPASS. I spend a fortune every month
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2021 02:35 PM (GPwVZ) 294
Samantha ? Jeannie because she's not only button cute but the obedience thing.
Jeannie HAD to obey. Samantha WANTED to. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI) 295
Speaking of cheese, good old fashioned Welsh Rabbit (aka Rarebit) needs to make a comeback.
Dark porter, mustard, quality cheese and some crusty artisinal bread. It's soooo good. Nobody seems to remember Welsh Rabbit anymore. It's cheese on toast for adults. Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 02:35 PM (Bmy3R) 296
Inspector General of the NSA supposedly opening an investigation into the the targeting of Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 10, 2021 02:34 PM (vwBrW) Durham gonna lead the investigation? Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2021 02:35 PM (GPwVZ) 297
288 Not bad casting. She'll have more warmth than Angelica Huston, more like the original actress, and the appropriate crazy eyes for the part. I wonder if Helena Bonham Carter was busy.
Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:34 PM (KpBS0) ========= I think she and Burton split a while back, like a decade ago. They never actually married, for sure. For all Burton's faults, he gave us Eva Green in that red dress in Dark Shadows. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG) 298
>>> They're right, Democrats aren't a cult. They are a criminal organization.
Rudy took out the mob, and political Democrats filled in the void. Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (KpBS0) 299
> Barbara Eden is a stone-cold fox, but Montgomery is something else entirely.
Yeah, she was one of those women who was damned near too beautiful to be a human being. Audrey Hepburn would be another. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (XGAZE) 300
>>>Dark porter, mustard, quality cheese and some crusty artisinal bread. It's soooo good. Nobody seems to remember Welsh Rabbit anymore. It's cheese on toast for adults.
i've had that, i remember thinking it was really good. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (0G13K) 301
Northernlurker no different
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (znIQ9) 302
So re classic sitcoms coming back, are the Cummo brothers better suited to the reboot of "Perfect Strangers" or the reboot of "Silver Spoons"?
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 02:33 PM (L2ZTs) Bosom Buddies Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (dZ6gQ) 303
Isn't one of his daughters some sub-species?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (Zmnko) I thought that was DeBlasio with the weird daughter? Posted by: Thrawn at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (wQb4c) 304
Buratta cheese is where it's at.
Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (wyw4S) 305
So re classic sitcoms coming back, are the Cummo brothers better suited to the reboot of "Perfect Strangers" or the reboot of "Silver Spoons"?
DUMB AND DUMBER Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (w5raC) 306
So I guess we're never again getting original shows.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (9N2Ey) Considering the airwaves are blanketed with ads for the new female-led version of Fantasy Island, no. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (2JVJo) 307
Joey just took a softball question about Cuomo resigning. He "respects his decision." And that's it.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 10, 2021 02:31 PM (ptqGC) ------- I would have donated $100 to his reelection campaign if he had replied "But, but ... Trump said 'Pussy!'" Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 02:37 PM (T6vnn) 308
302 So re classic sitcoms coming back, are the Cummo brothers better suited to the reboot of "Perfect Strangers" or the reboot of "Silver Spoons"?
Three's company throw in Newsome Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:37 PM (Zmnko) 309
As if the Addams Family movies weren't bad enough.
I liked them but yeah Anjelica Houston wasn't great casting. She did fine with the role but is a block of ice Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI) 310
Fredo!!! *hic* Bulwark!!! *hic* Stay safe.
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 10, 2021 02:37 PM (TKmok) 311
>>.304 Buratta cheese is where it's at.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:37 PM (0G13K) 312
So re classic sitcoms coming back, are the Cummo brothers better suited to the reboot of "Perfect Strangers" or the reboot of "Silver Spoons"?
Posted by: qdpsteve "One Day at a Time" - Either could be Bonnie Franklin's character. Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:37 PM (mD/uy) 313
Elizabeth Montgomery in the great Twilight Zone episode "Two:"
https://tinyurl.com/4dcfy7vy Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 02:37 PM (Jsjd7) Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:37 PM (0G13K) 315
Mary Ann over Ginger
Bailey Quarters over Jennifer Marlowe Donna That 70s Show over Jackie Samantha over Jeannie Morticia over Lily Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (Bmy3R) 316
Biden just said Cuomo has done "a hell of a job."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (63Dwl) 317
a mechanic working on one our 40 ton off road haul trucks found a dildo and Vaseline stashed in the cab
===== You never know when the urge will strike! Posted by: Shep! at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (IytoW) 318
You guys like to torture ace don't you?
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (uUDKV) 319
Considering the airwaves are blanketed with ads for the new female-led version of Fantasy Island, no.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (2JVJo) OMG. Not another female-led trash fire.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math 320
304 Buratta cheese is where it's at.
Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (wyw4S) Just got some today.. Gonna have it with Our fresh garden tomatoes and basil.. With a splash of Balsamic vinegar Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (Zmnko) 321
Whoops, I guess it's spelled burrata. I took 2 semesters of Italian in college but I'm 29 so give me a break.
Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (wyw4S) 322
We look forward to working with Andrew Cuomo to strengthen sexual harassment laws. We believe, with his unique insight, we will be able to successfully lobby congress for better enforcement. This is why I welcome Mr. Cuomo to our firm with open arms.
Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (7rKzw) 323
I think Smoked Gouda is my favorite cheese, I could eat a wheel of that stuff. I mean, I'd probably die, but it would be wonderful until that point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (KZzsI) 324
Biden looks worse than usual. He just said "it's just so sad" about Cuomo because of what a great governor he's been.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (ptqGC) 325
316 Biden just said Cuomo has done "a hell of a job."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (63Dwl) ========== "Who didn't call the lid?!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (LvTSG) 326
The media won't dare ask Joey Finger Banger about his sexual assault allegations. No sirree. Those have been litigated by Big Tech cancelling everyone who mentioned them, dont'cha know.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (VpIIl) 327
What's the diff between an omelette and freetata?
Nothing. They're both omelettes. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales Frittatas and Free Tatas are two completely different things. Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (mD/uy) 328
Today would be a good day to announce the formation of a new PAC that exists solely to fund primary opponents to run against the RINO's who voted for "infrastructure."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (sWM8x) Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (0G13K) 330
Biden just said Cuomo has done "a hell of a job."
====== Not as good as Joe, though. He stuck fingers in. Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (IytoW) 331
Can't be long until we get a buttkicking Daisy Duke spinoff.
Posted by: ... Staring Hattie Boydle https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij3cwkmYVmY Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (xji+j) 332
Julie Newmar Cat Woman over Eartha Kitt.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (cSyAR) 333
316 Biden just said Cuomo has done "a hell of a job."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (63Dwl) Especially for Us Posted by: NY's dead rest home victims at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (Zmnko) 334
Three's company throw in Newsome
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:37 PM (Zmnko) Different Strokes with A. Cuomo placing Arnold. "What are you talking about, Willis" Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (UuD2k) 335
I like Laura Prepon too but Mila Kunis is gorgeous
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (uUDKV) 336
somebody said that gov cuomo is going to the vally where is is going to be starring in shaking hands with the gov 1 - 10
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (OJLyx) 337
Just got some today.. Gonna have it with Our fresh garden tomatoes and basil.. With a splash of Balsamic vinegar
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (Zmnko) -------- Sounds like a perfect dinner for a hot day. Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (wyw4S) 338
OMG. Not another female-led trash fire.
Let's be honest, its not like the original show was Shakespeare. Its like people complaining that Kevin Smith ruined He-Man. Dude. It was horrible crap to begin with. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (KZzsI) 339
I think Smoked Gouda is my favorite cheese, I could eat a wheel of that stuff. I mean, I'd probably die, but it would be wonderful until that point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (KZzsI) ++++ My dad makes smoked Gouda. Starts with a good Gouda wedge and smokes it. When he is feeling particularly nice, he will also do good cheddar and bacon, and merge all three into the world's best smoked mac and cheese. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (Jsjd7) Posted by: The Grim Reaper at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (TKmok) 341
>>>323 I think Smoked Gouda is my favorite cheese
another great one. I have a theory: No one actually likes Brie. People just pick it up for parties without ever wondering, "Wait, do I LIKE this?" I think they think it's sophisticated. It's a real zero of a cheese. Get any other cheese over brie. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (0G13K) 342
/off two bit backstabbing traitor sock
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (7rKzw) 343
Kamala standing like a vulture behind Joe's right shoulder, watching him like a hawk.
Ohhhh! Joe just said women should be believed. Huh. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (ptqGC) 344
Durham gonna lead the investigation?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2021 02:35 PM If he needs an assistant, I'm tanned, rested, and ready! Posted by: Felix Steiner at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (a3Q+t) 345
these leftists seem a bit odd, has anyone noticed?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (ZZK0E) 346
I like Laura Prepon too but Mila Kunis is gorgeous
Yeah. I feel kinda creepy for how much I liked how she looked knowing that she was like 16 at the time though. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (KZzsI) 347
Considering the airwaves are blanketed with ads for the new female-led version of Fantasy Island, no.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:36 PM (2JVJo) ------- So you're saying that Michael Bloomberg has a shot at the role of Tattoo? Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (T6vnn) 348
>>Buratta cheese is where it's at.
With a fresh garden tomato, balsamic reduction and some proscuito. *Chef Kiss* Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (Kg9Z/) 349
> I thought that was DeBlasio with the weird daughter?
Dem politicians and ugly daughters go together like cheese and bacon. Amy Carter. Chelsea Clinton. Kamala Harris (stepdaughter, but the rule applies). Both of LBJ's daughters. Caroline Kennedy, who looks like Ted Kennedy in drag. Margaret Truman. The only Dem politician I can think of offhand who had hot daughters was Al Gore. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (XGAZE) 350
OK, guys. Here's what my old man does. Most people do smoked mac and cheese by doing their regular mac in the oven, and then smoking it. My dad flips the script. He smokes a side of bacon, and cold smokes sharp cheddar, gruyere, and gouda, and then uses that stuff as the ingredients for the oven mac. It's the best food ever made. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (JN3xP) 351
Oh shoot, Ace, are you fasting right now? I saw everyone talking about good and fatty cheese and just assumed we were talking about good and fatty cheese.
Sorry if I've rubbed salt in the wound. Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (wyw4S) Posted by: Just Lily at August 10, 2021 02:41 PM (RLLZj) 353
so where are they going to get a hispanic woman midget?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:41 PM (bP9CR) Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2021 02:41 PM (Kg9Z/) 355
323 I think Smoked Gouda is my favorite cheese, I could eat a wheel of that stuff. I mean, I'd probably die, but it would be wonderful until that point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (KZzsI) I smoked parma cheese! Posted by: Hunter B at August 10, 2021 02:41 PM (yrol0) 356
>>> For all Burton's faults, he gave us Eva Green in that red dress in Dark Shadows. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
I wanted to like that film but it went very weird. And not in a good Tim Burton way like he usually does. HBC was fun in that for the short bit she was there. Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:41 PM (KpBS0) 357
I liked them but yeah Anjelica Houston wasn't great casting. She did fine with the role but is a block of ice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI) The problem was that the movies went right for the "black" in black comedy. The Addamses in the TV series were creepy and kooky, but were also kind, funny and generous and never deliberately hurt anyone who came within their orbit. The movie Addamses delighted in pain and deliberate creepiness. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:41 PM (2JVJo) 358
A great job? Dead elderly ,rampant crime, people leaving the City/State? yeah... great job
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2021 02:41 PM (Zmnko) 359
a mechanic working on one our 40 ton off road haul trucks found a dildo and Vaseline stashed in the cab
So when the driver employed it did the 'beep, beep, beep I'm backing up' horn go off? Just asking. Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:41 PM (mD/uy) 360
It's a real zero of a cheese. Get any other cheese over brie.
Yeah its kinda flavorless and has a nasty texture. It was one of those trendy superfoods for a long time though. I miss Fondue, that stuff was the bomb. I mean its hell on the host to clean up but it was so good in the 70s. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:41 PM (KZzsI) 361
>>>354 >>It's a real zero of a cheese. Get any other cheese over brie.
Triple Creme ... exactly, if you want to impress someone, get a triple creme. Brie is what, a double creme? It's neither here nor there. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:41 PM (0G13K) Posted by: Burrata at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (63Dwl) 363
It's a real zero of a cheese. Get any other cheese over brie.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (0G13K) When I'm eating with cheese snobs, I only eat the inner cheese and throw away the rind. I then tell them that you're not supposed to eat it and argue with them about it. Drives them nuts. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (UuD2k) 364
Has anyone mentioned my smooth, creamy, dreamy thighs yet?
Posted by: Brian Stetler at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (a3Q+t) 365
Granny was better than any of them. could cook, shoot, and make rheumatis medicine.
Posted by: x at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (oA+QO) 366
Growing pains - Cuomo as Boner
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (/6GbT) 367
I like brie. I use it in place of butter on homemade sourdough bread.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (5HBd1) 368
It's a real zero of a cheese. Get any other cheese over brie.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (0G13K) --------- *hurriedly puts away the rest of the triple creme brie and almond crackers * Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (wyw4S) 369
Ohhhh! Joe just said women should be believed. Huh.
===== These are some sick, deranged, evil mf'ers. The assholes who support them and vote for them are worse. Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (IytoW) 370
but any other cheese is better than brie. It's just... nothing.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (0G13K) 371
You guys like to torture ace don't you?
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:38 PM (uUDKV) ......... payback for all the TikTok videos Posted by: wth - no sofisticado at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (v0R5T) 372
so where are they going to get a hispanic woman midget?
Posted by: confederatefifth I bet she knows a little Spanish. Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (mD/uy) 373
Speaking of entitled shits, I just saw that one of the BRCC execs went on some podcast to berate Alex Jones for not using his "fat sausage fingers" to "defend the country" or something like that. Also used the term "incel", which is a dead giveaway to indicate a leftist. Finally, he promised to dox Jones, to general snickers of all of the water-heads on the panel.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 10, 2021 02:10 PM (DXFDM) what is really funny is that Alex claims to be banned from every platform including Linked-in and Uber already. Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (0dhMv) 374
He should played the 'Vast Right Wing Conspiracy' card.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 02:43 PM (bPH26) 375
I have a theory: No one actually likes Brie. People just pick it up for parties without ever wondering, "Wait, do I LIKE this?" I think they think it's sophisticated.
Fuck you, asshole. Posted by: Brie Larson at August 10, 2021 02:43 PM (2JVJo) 376
OMG. Not another female-led trash fire.
Let's be honest, its not like the original show was Shakespeare. Its like people complaining that Kevin Smith ruined He-Man. Dude. It was horrible crap to begin with. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (KZzsI) The thing is that not every piece of entertainment has to be a masterpiece. Fun, even if crappy, is good too. People enjoyed them. E.g., I enjoyed the heck out of Tomorrow War, but it wasn't exactly a piece of art. Lately, nothing good has come out of diversitying up anything. And these people have no clue what makes a good, actually strong woman.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math 377
I'm partial to fromunda.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 10, 2021 02:43 PM (Kg9Z/) 378
Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes sucked
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:43 PM (uUDKV) 379
I wanted to like that film but it went very weird
Yeah I gave it a shot but it was terrible. Some good performances, but just awful. Burton couldn't seem to work out the tone and the script was bad. It just did not work at all, and of all the concepts, you'd think he would have knocked that one out of the park. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:43 PM (KZzsI) 380
There's also fake brie which you have to be aware of. I think it's Dominion Brie.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:43 PM (Psuwu) 381
>>>367 I like brie. I use it in place of butter on homemade sourdough bread.
have you tried a triple creme? Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:43 PM (0G13K) 382
Fredo Cuomo is a star anchor? In what univserse? Only on CNN which can't even break the million viewer bar these days.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at August 10, 2021 02:43 PM (cn6vO) 383
Is the newly unemployed greaseball gonna be Epsteined?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2021 02:43 PM (ufFY8) 384
You're not a wartime consigliere, Fredo
Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2021 02:43 PM (gmo/4) 385
So when the driver employed it did the 'beep, beep, beep I'm backing up' horn go off? Just asking.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:41 PM (mD/uy) {snort} Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 10, 2021 02:43 PM (Agr8U) 386
Well the old He Man was not really good but at least it was about , you know, He-Man
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:44 PM (uUDKV) 387
>>but any other cheese is better than brie. It's just... nothing.
Camembert (and Brie are) like the American Cheese of France. Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2021 02:44 PM (Kg9Z/) 388
One thing for sure Brie doesn't taste like ass.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:44 PM (cSyAR) 389
Presidential.
They keep using that word. I don't think it means what they think it means. Posted by: Just Lily ------- Oh, they know what it means to them . Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 02:44 PM (bPH26) 390
An investigation? Lol. Why would anyone take that to mean anything other than govt CYA exonerating one of their own? What's the point, to rediscover the facts that were already made public?
When is the last time an investigation penalized any govt employee? Lois Lerner? Comey? Brennan? Clinton 1 and 2? Klinesmith? Not even a minimum wage sacrificial red shirt intern paid any price for any of it. Posted by: KnifeFightThunderdome at August 10, 2021 02:44 PM (z6Rgj) 391
then call it a fcking omelette!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:32 PM (K/Vb5) It's a pie! Posted by: sniffybigtoe Eggs Benedict is a sandwich! Fight me! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 10, 2021 02:44 PM (d9FiS) 392
It was horrible crap to begin with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (KZzsI) the thing is is, then why is it they cannot invent their own crap, why do they have to use somebody elses Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:44 PM (bP9CR) 393
The gov could be Eddie Hascole's dad in Leave it to Beaver.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 10, 2021 02:44 PM (oy1++) 394
So you're saying that Michael Bloomberg has a shot at the role of Tattoo?
Posted by: ShainS at August 10, 2021 02:40 PM (T6vnn) It will be Leslie Jones, and by God you *will* like it, zek. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2021 02:44 PM (6FeV1) Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 02:44 PM (Bmy3R) Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 10, 2021 02:45 PM (FdqJj) 397
Fresh figs stuffed with blue cheese, wrapped in prosciutto, and grilled.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 10, 2021 02:45 PM (ptqGC) 398
Pretty soon we're going to get a remake of Bewitched in which the role of Samantha is played by a 400 pound transvestite.
You know it's coming. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:45 PM (XGAZE) Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2021 02:45 PM (Kg9Z/) 400
Take me to your Liederkranz
Posted by: E.T. at August 10, 2021 02:45 PM (63Dwl) 401
Mozzarella di bufala from Campania
Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 02:45 PM (VpIIl) 402
>>> I like Laura Prepon too but Mila Kunis is gorgeous
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (uUDKV) I found out Laura Prepon turned into a foodie and HSN kitchen gadget maven, who knew! It's interesting to see what paths celebs go down when they make enough from acting to do their own thing. Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:45 PM (KpBS0) 403
A nice Wensleydale...that's the ticket.
Posted by: Wallace at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (bPH26) Posted by: Ladyl at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (TdMsT) 405
>>>397 Fresh figs stuffed with blue cheese, wrapped in prosciutto, and grilled.
do people know pepper delights? A NJ/NY/philly thing. Hot cherry peppers stuffed with prosciutto and mozzarella (I think) and kept in olive oil. Really good, but can be a little too spicy for my whitebread tongue. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (0G13K) 406
so where are they going to get a hispanic woman midget?
Posted by: confederatefifth ........ the wrestling arena? Posted by: wth - no sofisticado at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (v0R5T) 407
Biden no longer able to follow sidewalks at the White House, roaming through the bushes and flowers : https://tinyurl.com/ye78ck23
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (vwBrW) 408
Fresh figs stuffed with blue cheese, wrapped in prosciutto, and grilled.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! Jane, I didn't figure you as one to talk dirty to us. Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (mD/uy) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (XGAZE) Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (Psuwu) 411
ho lee fook
fat drunk and hyped up no way to go thru life PepsiCo and Boston Beer to create alcoholic Mountain Dew drink Posted by: Hunter B at August 10, 2021 02:47 PM (yrol0) 412
A nice Wensleydale...that's the ticket.
Posted by: Wallace at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (bPH26) --------- Posted by: Gromit at August 10, 2021 02:47 PM (wyw4S) 413
>>>403 A nice Wensleydale...that's the ticket.
hah. I tried that because of Wallace and Grommit. It's... it's fine. But as you might guess from it being Wallace's favorite cheese, it's very mild. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:47 PM (0G13K) 414
LizLem ---
It starts a bit slow, but gets more involved rather quickly, and there are a number of lesser protagonists, some of whom I skip over because I simply don't like them. I'll give you one very minor spoiler, since you'd find out quickly anyway: the Inn isn't sentient. That's just Erin's mood at this point. You won't run out of reading in a hurry, either. I'm at the current end, which is Vol. 8, ch. 8.35. If you prefer black-on-white, the first four volumes are out on Kindle, at about $4 each, but if you can handle the white-on-black, it's all free. Posted by: empire 1 at August 10, 2021 02:47 PM (JJatH) 415
i was wondering if the left will suddenly like the military and salute the flag once they get the military to start droning and nuking anti-vax dissidents
Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 02:47 PM (ZZK0E) 416
the thing is is, eventually somebody is going to notice that shit shows made $ when they were invented by men and made by men, but when women do the same show they arre shitty.
what is wrong with women anyway? Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:47 PM (bP9CR) 417
do people know pepper delights? A NJ/NY/philly thing. Hot cherry peppers stuffed with prosciutto and mozzarella (I think) and kept in olive oil. Really good, but can be a little too spicy for my whitebread tongue.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (0G13K) I've bought them at Fresh Market. Yum. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 10, 2021 02:47 PM (ptqGC) 418
We do stuffed Sicilian Olives every week. Bread crumb, olive oil and a whole lot of goodness.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 02:47 PM (VpIIl) 419
Taking notes on all the fancy cheeses for upcoming engagement party.
Appreciate it. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 02:47 PM (xji+j) 420
Did Sundowner tell Cuomo to sniff some hair on the way out?
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 02:48 PM (znIQ9) 421
Nah, I predict the next thing will be a remake of The Wizard of Oz, and it will be gayest thing you've ever seen. Yes, "dorothy" will be a tranny. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:48 PM (K/Vb5) 422
do people know pepper delights? A NJ/NY/philly thing. Hot cherry peppers stuffed with prosciutto and mozzarella (I think) and kept in olive oil. Really good, but can be a little too spicy for my whitebread tongue.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (0G13K) ++++ A great, proper, NY-style Italian food mart and deli near where my brother used to live had those. They kick all the ass, every time. They're absolutely wonderful and now I want them. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 02:48 PM (Jsjd7) 423
All eggs are Eggs Benedict when I eat them.
Posted by: Judge Roberts Esq at August 10, 2021 02:48 PM (Psuwu) 424
>>>PepsiCo and Boston Beer to create alcoholic Mountain Dew drink
well apparently White Claw is popular and a bunch of hard ciders which are kind of like alcoholic sodas I mean... this is Idiocracy now, isn't it? Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:48 PM (0G13K) Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:48 PM (bP9CR) 426
>>>Staring Hattie Boydle
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij3cwkmYVmY Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (xji+j) ===== She obviously never skips leg day. Wow. Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 10, 2021 02:48 PM (wkps7) 427
I don't like cheese at all.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:48 PM (2JVJo) 428
PepsiCo and Boston Beer to create alcoholic Mountain Dew drink - moer globohomo toxic sludge, eh? I'm reminded that gatorade has fucking flame retardant in it for no reason other than they probably had a special coupon. If only they could wedge in some soybean oil. Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 10, 2021 02:48 PM (ZZK0E) 429
403 A nice Wensleydale...that's the ticket.
Posted by: Wallace at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (bPH26) "Oh. Sorry, Sir, I thought you were talking to me. Mr. Wensleydale, that's my name." Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (dfRN6) 430
Saw that Alex Cord died. He was 88. I had just seen him in a Rifftrax about a demon cat on a yacht. He was the drunk bad guy. I'm thinking he was actually drunk because it was such a crappy movie. The girls were hawt, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (xPJvm) 431
370 but any other cheese is better than brie. It's just... nothing.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:42 PM (0G13K) Agreed. It's slimy and tasteless with an algae-tasting rind. Posted by: Ladyl at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (TdMsT) 432
do people know pepper delights? A NJ/NY/philly thing. Hot cherry peppers stuffed with prosciutto and mozzarella (I think) and kept in olive oil. Really good, but can be a little too spicy for my whitebread tongue.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (0G13K) --------- A few years ago down here Costco sold Peppadews stuffed with cream cheese in olive oil similar to what you describe, but no prosciutto. I wish they would have them again. They were delicious. Posted by: Gromit at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (wyw4S) 433
Is this worse than Watergate?
Posted by: Fool Otto at August 10, 2021 02:13 PM (DB16e) Nothing is worse than Watergate, that blessed event where evil doers were banished from the world and holiness recovered its eternal enthronement in its proper place in Washington DC. Witness the beneficence it has distributed on the country and the world it rules over. Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (0dhMv) 434
do people know pepper delights? A NJ/NY/philly thing. Hot cherry peppers stuffed with prosciutto and mozzarella (I think) and kept in olive oil. Really good, but can be a little too spicy for my whitebread tongue.
Grew up on them, but I'm a NY-born Guinea so it's par for the course. Very common party apetizer. As little kids it was like a challenge, a dare, to eat one. If you could eat those spicy suckers you felt like an adult. Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (Bmy3R) 435
I read Sad Potato's Twitter peelings and am laughing and pointing.
-- Potato's Twitter peelings...dang, that's funny! Posted by: Lady in Black at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (O+I8R) 436
>>>423 All eggs are Eggs Benedict when I eat them.
love eggs benedict. Wish I could think of a good substitute for the muffin. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (0G13K) 437
There's nothing wrong with mild cheese. Not everything has to taste like feet.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (Psuwu) 438
Nah, I predict the next thing will be a remake of The Wizard of Oz, and it will be gayest thing you've ever seen.
Yes, "dorothy" will be a tranny. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 10, 2021 02:48 PM (K/Vb5) Gregory Maguire already ruined Oz with his meretricious "re-imaginings." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (2JVJo) 439
>>> You won't run out of reading in a hurry, either. I'm at the current end, which is Vol. 8, ch. 8.35. If you prefer black-on-white, the first four volumes are out on Kindle, at about $4 each, but if you can handle the white-on-black, it's all free.
Posted by: empire 1 at August 10, 2021 02:47 PM (JJatH) Nice. My eyes are 29-ish enough I can handle the white on black text for now. Smart to have it all free but do relatively cheap Kindles. Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM (KpBS0) 440
Texas update:
H.E.B. reinstitutes employee mask requirement tomorrow. Just got an email from my government employer: not coming back to the office in September after all. Thank goodness I live in conservative Texas. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM (QU5/8) 441
So you're saying that Michael Bloomberg has a shot at the role of Tattoo?
Posted by: ShainS Thousand Millimeter Reich could rise to the occasion. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM (d9FiS) 442
Now I have a weird craving for Velveeta. I think I'll wait it out until it passes.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM (cSyAR) Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM (0G13K) 444
313 Elizabeth Montgomery in the great Twilight Zone episode "Two:"
https://tinyurl.com/4dcfy7vy Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) A post apocalypse Elizabeth Montgomery was still a beauty. One of my favorite TW episodes. Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM (QFVV9) 445
I've talked about this one before, but this one kicks ass. Butterfly some chicken breasts and pound them flat. Coat them with butter, salt, pepper, and a little bit of cayenne and a little bit more paprika. Line them with prosciutto and stuff them with fresh baby spinach and a soft goat cheese like chevignol or something, and bake them. Holy crap is it ever good. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM (JN3xP) 446
the thing is is, brie is about what it goes with, which is everything
is is a warm generous background of gooey fat for which everything it is with is better. Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM (bP9CR) 447
do people know pepper delights? A NJ/NY/philly thing. Hot cherry peppers stuffed with prosciutto and mozzarella (I think) and kept in olive oil. Really good, but can be a little too spicy for my whitebread tongue.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (0G13K) --------- BJs sells these in a jar. The peppers are not hot though. Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM (IytoW) 448
196 The whole "Trumpism is a Personality Cult" is so stupid. If Trump changed his stance on say, immigration or wars for oil, his approval among the base would go from 95% to 5%, stat. Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2021 02:22 PM (mR6Gs) How about this contrast: During Trump rallies people chant USA USA!! During Barky's rallies the crowds chanted OBAMA OBAMA! Posted by: Justsayin' at August 10, 2021 02:51 PM (Fs5vw) 449
WaPo: CNN's Chris Cuomo 'Failed to Maintain the Most Basic of Journalistic Principles'
Well, that's pretty rich Posted by: SMOD at August 10, 2021 02:51 PM (X5CsJ) 450
444: TW = TZ
Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 10, 2021 02:51 PM (QFVV9) 451
Fresh figs stuffed with blue cheese, wrapped in prosciutto, and grilled.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! Jane, I didn't figure you as one to talk dirty to us. Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:46 PM (mD/uy) -------------- I'm full of surprises. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:51 PM (ptqGC) 452
436 >>>423 All eggs are Eggs Benedict when I eat them.
love eggs benedict. Wish I could think of a good substitute for the muffin. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (0G13K) ========== Butter and bacon grease. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG) 453
The Filipino-run store deli counters here often have jalapeños that have been stuffed with cream cheese, breaded, and deep-fried.
Delicious. I've made them at home a few times when I've had the deep-fryer out for other purposes. A little fiddly to make, but worth it. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:51 PM (XGAZE) 454
A post apocalypse Elizabeth Montgomery was still a beauty. One of my favorite TW episodes.
Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM (QFVV9) ++++ It's a very good episode, Young Charles Bronson was just as unsettling as older Charles Bronson, though. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 10, 2021 02:51 PM (Jsjd7) 455
430 Saw that Alex Cord died. He was 88.
last I heard he lived in a small town a little north of Dallas near his good friend Robert Fuller. RIP. Posted by: x at August 10, 2021 02:51 PM (oA+QO) 456
>>>437 There's nothing wrong with mild cheese. Not everything has to taste like feet.
well... I guess. Mozzarella is super mild. Ricotta, etc. But i like cheese with some snap. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:51 PM (0G13K) 457
440 Thank goodness I live in conservative Texas.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM (QU5/ ======== You should try conservative SC> Posted by: TheJamesMadison, nihilism is all fun and games with a Carpenter leading the way at August 10, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG) 458
There was a restaurant in Chicago we used to go to that did artichokes stuffed with brie. Delicious.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:52 PM (ptqGC) 459
Gregory Maguire already ruined Oz with his meretricious "re-imaginings."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (2JVJo) --------- And a Happy New Year to you. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 10, 2021 02:52 PM (LBiAf) 460
>>> Fresh figs stuffed with blue cheese, wrapped in prosciutto, and grilled. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!
I had a carb allowed weekend recently and had melty gorgonzola, fig and prosciutto with herbs on flatbread. So good! Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:52 PM (KpBS0) 461
Pepper Delights made me think of an Upstate NY specialty using cherry peppers - Utica Greens. Utica Greens f'ing rock. My sister introduced me to them afteer she moved to Rochester. I need to make a batch, been too long.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 10, 2021 02:52 PM (Bmy3R) 462
Democrats are not a cult! Ask any Democrat and they will all agree!!
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:52 PM (Psuwu) 463
Guy Smiley: I just found several "pepper delights" products at Amazon...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 02:52 PM (L2ZTs) 464
>>>453 The Filipino-run store deli counters here often have jalapenos that have been stuffed with cream cheese, breaded, and deep-fried.
oh those are great. People make those low carb, with pork panko instead of breading and wrapped in bacon. They bake instead of deep fry. Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:53 PM (0G13K) 465
I've never tried Ricotta, simply because of the way TV chefs pronounce the word.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:53 PM (cSyAR) 466
But i like cheese with some snap.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:51 PM (0G13K) You and Paul Anka. Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:53 PM (Psuwu) 467
Also, that chicken recipe is super low carb so those of you who do that low card diet can eat it. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2021 02:53 PM (JN3xP) 468
I'm still waiting for the White Christmas remake that has Phil Davis as a closeted gay with the hots for Bob Wallace (that's why he doesn't want to marry Judy Haynes). And General Waverly's housekeeper would be a big black woman laying down earthy smack on the ofays of Vermont. And his granddaughter would be a goth, a lesbian and a vegan with a Bernie tattoo.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:53 PM (2JVJo) 469
love eggs benedict. Wish I could think of a good substitute for the muffin.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (0G13K) -------- I have Maria Emmerich's cookbook called Keto Comfort Foods from the library. In it she has a recipe for eggs Benedict and instead of the English muffin she makes crab cakes using canned crab. The picture looks really good. Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2021 02:53 PM (wyw4S) 470
Considering the airwaves are blanketed with ads for the new female-led version of Fantasy Island, no.
No doubt sexism will be the root cause of the low ratings that gets it cancelled after one season. Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 10, 2021 02:53 PM (SchxB) 471
> People make those low carb, with pork panko instead of breading and wrapped in bacon.
Wow. I'll have to try bacon wrapping the next time I make them. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:54 PM (XGAZE) 472
"The Republican party has delighted in elevating serial abusers to prominence, and anyone who made even a peep has been immediately declared persona non grata. The republican party is a [sic] organization where the tolerance of sexual harassment is part of the price of entry."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:11 PM (ptqGC) So they now admit they aren't Republicans? No more seats at the oppo table on TV for you then. Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2021 02:54 PM (eoQWY) 473
449 WaPo: CNN's Chris Cuomo 'Failed to Maintain the Most Basic of Journalistic Principles'
Well, that's pretty rich Posted by: SMOD And the Cuomo Family's usefulness in today's Democrat Party has reached it's end. The neo-Bolsheviks take down another political dynasty. Not as bloody as the Romanov's end but about as effective. Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 10, 2021 02:54 PM (QFVV9) 474
I don't have the patience for animated movies but I will say those Wallace and Grommit movies are adorable.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 10, 2021 02:54 PM (aW5/6) 475
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
Sorry, fresh out! The Monty Python board game has a card in that which has you do the cheese shop skit: you get points for how long you can keep coming up with different kinds of cheese. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:54 PM (KZzsI) 476
love eggs benedict. Wish I could think of a good substitute for the muffin.
====== Perhaps this will work for you? https://tinyurl.com/xcj6f7p2 Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2021 02:54 PM (IytoW) 477
465 I've never tried Ricotta, simply because of the way TV chefs pronounce the word.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at August 10, 2021 02:53 PM (cSyAR) reee-GO'-duh Fuckin hell. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2021 02:54 PM (6FeV1) 478
Make yourself some nice Ricetta Peperoni Ripieni/di carne. You won't be disappointed with the right recipe.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 10, 2021 02:54 PM (VpIIl) 479
I had some different types of tomatoes the other day and made a simple vinaigrette dressing, and topped the salad with a large ball of Burratta from the Murray's here. So good.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:54 PM (ptqGC) 480
DC Comics finally confirms what everyone has known for decades.
Robin is gay. https://bit.ly/3iAOdIb Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 02:55 PM (UW2ZS) 481
love eggs benedict. Wish I could think of a good substitute for the muffin.
Posted by Ace. Sandwich Thins have less calories and fewer carbs. https://arnoldbread.com/breads/sandwich-thins/multigrain Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at August 10, 2021 02:55 PM (d9FiS) 482
Nood.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 10, 2021 02:55 PM (khAeP) 483
A post apocalypse Elizabeth Montgomery was still a beauty. One of my favorite TW episodes.
Posted by: Puddleglum Consider the plot - Charles Bronson finds himself in a post-apocalyptic world devoid of humans except for Elizabeth Montgomery. I'm sure he was thinking - "Oh, Darn!!" Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2021 02:55 PM (mD/uy) 484
I have Maria Emmerich's cookbook called Keto Comfort Foods from the library. In it she has a recipe for eggs Benedict and instead of the English muffin she makes crab cakes using canned crab. The picture looks really good.
Posted by: bluebell at A I've done that. I have also used a salmon cake. Minimal carbs as I only put bread crumbs on the outside so the cakes get brown and crispy. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 10, 2021 02:55 PM (ZkbE5) 485
obviously it's better to hydrate with, well, water.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:19 PM (0G13K) I dunno, man. The well water here has so much iron it stains a new ceramic toilet bowl in a year. We drink bottled water or get it from town. Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 02:55 PM (0dhMv) 486
Nood Rashida Tlaib.
Posted by: Catherine at August 10, 2021 02:55 PM (jc0Ct) 487
And a Happy New Year to you.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 10, 2021 02:52 PM (LBiAf) **shrugs** What can I tell you - it's one of those days where I hate everything, including myself. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (2JVJo) 488
love eggs benedict. Wish I could think of a good substitute for the muffin.
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (0G13K) Toast the bottom of a keto Sola hamburger bun. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!(ptqGC) at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (ptqGC) 489
Biden gets lost on a short, paved path at the White House, just after a SS agent points the way.
https://bit.ly/3iywhxK Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 02:56 PM (UW2ZS) 490
There's nothing wrong with mild cheese. Not everything has to taste like feet.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:49 PM (Psuwu) Exactly -- that's what Scotch is for Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (mZUr4) 491
WaPo: CNN's Chris Cuomo 'Failed to Maintain the Most Basic of Journalistic Principles'
Damned if they know what those principles are, but they're pretty sure Cuomo failed. I've never tried Ricotta, simply because of the way TV chefs pronounce the word. It doesn't have a lot of flavor but it adds great texture and taste to other stuff, like lasagna. I grew up on cottage cheese in lasagna and its surprisingly good. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (KZzsI) 492
Robin is gay.
https://bit.ly/3iAOdIb Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2021 02:55 PM (UW2ZS) I can't see why it never came up over all these years, in so far as porking buttholes is such and integral facet of crime fighting. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (6FeV1) 493
the thing is is, brie is about what it goes with, which is everything
is is a warm generous background of gooey fat for which everything it is with is better. Posted by: confederatefifth at August 10, 2021 02:50 PM This man, he gets it. Posted by: Brie Larson at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (a3Q+t) 494
Bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers are heaven!
Posted by: LizLem at August 10, 2021 02:57 PM (KpBS0) 495
The Ambiguously Gay Duo
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (Psuwu) 496
Nood Rashida Tlaib.
Posted by: Catherine at August 10, 2021 02:55 PM (jc0Ct) *shudders* *throws up in mouth* Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (mZUr4) 497
Consider the plot - Charles Bronson finds himself in a post-apocalyptic world devoid of humans except for Elizabeth Montgomery.
Talk about motivation to repopulate the planet. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:58 PM (KZzsI) 498
Which Robin? There's been like 4 of them by now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 10, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI) 499
I know it is not very important, but the Tillamook county fair is one of the best county fairs I've ever been to.
Lot of milk cows, though. I called 'em "supermodel cows" with soft brown eyes with long lashes; all legs, hips and udders, and primped until they just about shone Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 03:00 PM (0dhMv) 500
Doof that is a eye bleach
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:02 PM (znIQ9) 501
Ace: "But, if my memory is right, he was acting both as a 'journalist' and a spin doctor trying to influence journalists simultaneously."
To be fair, he's a spin doctor every day at his "journalist" job, so not really a "crime" now since he's an every day "criminal" already. (Sorry about the scare quotes, but kinda obligatory here.) Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (aXxgO) 502
Different Strokes with A. Cuomo placing Arnold.
"What are you talking about, Willis" Posted by: sniffybigtoe I read that in a Ben Shapiro voice Posted by: Miklosian Facts and Logic at August 10, 2021 03:05 PM (QzkSJ) 503
Cuomo (both of them) should have a rally for the veterans. God bless those heroes.
Posted by: Jake Tapper Consultancy at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (aXxgO) 504
Fredo Cuomo was named in the AG report as having written false statements for Andrew to issue to the press. He was therefore intimately involved in a scheme to subvert and deceive the press he supposedly works for.
====== How touchy these assholes are. All they do is subvert and deceive the public - that is their main job every day, all day. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 03:07 PM (av9aS) Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 10, 2021 03:10 PM (FdqJj) 506
Staring Hattie Boydle
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij3cwkmYVmY Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 02:39 PM (xji+j) ===== She obviously never skips leg day. Wow. Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance She rests on Sunday's. She doesn't lift heavy. More of a volume girl. Bikini and fitness champ. She has great genetics. She is a legend. She trail-blazed a path for all the athletic toned legs you see today. That video was 7 years ago. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2021 03:11 PM (qUkfe) 507
I get it that being a creep with gov. power is wrong,.... and I think I heard of one lame cover up or something. But this gumbah is corrupt and criminal 8 ways to Sunday and they get him flirting?
This doesn't make sense to me. Is this just payback? What about Clinton and Bidet, and probably every other dem policitian? what about his handling of the coof? This is like watching a Soviet advisor get the axe and no one having any idea what is going on, it's just that we get all the propaganda in English now. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 03:12 PM (av9aS) 508
I do not know how to directly reach out to AOSHq so decided comments might make a run at this concept. I loved the "click and clat, the tappet brothers" of PBS Radio. They were some of the funniest and most knowledgeable men in radio, automotive engineering, and comedy. Maybe in this bizzaro world we live in now, Fredo and my other brother Fredo, can do show together now. They have a couple of areas of expertise or expert tease, the tappet - tappan zee thing is just pure gold, and with live call in the people that would like to ask these to pistons a few questions would keep the show going for a while.
Posted by: Commander Cobra at August 10, 2021 03:30 PM (xzley) 509
"CNN is facing fierce backlash after it emerged star anchor Chris Cuomo"
Contemplate for a moment that Chris Frikkin' Cuomo is your "star anchor" And despair. Posted by: Gord Otherings at August 10, 2021 03:43 PM (fBtlL) 510
So New York Lt. Gov. Kathy Hochul will be the new Governor. She has been with Cuomo for many years. How did she not know that this guy was a creep and why did she not say something about the sexual harassment and Nursing Home disaster?
They should begin a investigation of her immediately.... Posted by: James at August 10, 2021 03:58 PM (24+Vp) 511
Pretty soon we're going to get a remake of Bewitched in which the role of Samantha is played by a 400 pound transvestite.
You know it's coming. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2021 02:45 PM (XGAZE) No, the vandals are getting to old to know what is worth desecrating. They will move on to 90s and 00s stuff before going back to the 60s Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2021 05:17 PM (eoQWY) 512
I get it that being a creep with gov. power is wrong,.... and I think I heard of one lame cover up or something. But this gumbah is corrupt and criminal 8 ways to Sunday and they get him flirting?
This doesn't make sense to me. Is this just payback? What about Clinton and Bidet, and probably every other dem policitian? what about his handling of the coof? This is like watching a Soviet advisor get the axe and no one having any idea what is going on, it's just that we get all the propaganda in English now. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2021 03:12 PM (av9aS) They got Al Capone for tax evasion, not organized crime. Yes, this is just the working out of the struggles of factions in a royal court, or a crime family. The real crimes are known to the insiders. Posted by: Oldcat at August 10, 2021 05:19 PM (eoQWY) Processing 0.09, elapsed 0.0962 seconds. |
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