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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Daily Tech News 21 July 2021The news is that now the other server has died. That one has twice-daily offsite backups, so I'm assuming it's gone for good and I'm restoring to another server now. Update: What the heck? They fixed the other server. Starting things back up over there now. Not bad service for a $50 budget box that had been running non-stop for three years until just now.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
I have many servers. No time to do anything with them, but many servers.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 21, 2021 04:27 AM (MqQvv) 2
1 Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 21, 2021 04:27 AM (MqQvv)
The hamsters of argument are harder to herd than the dogs of war. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 04:28 AM (Lzpvj) Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 04:29 AM (Lzpvj) 4
ace gets to take off until Monday with fun SJW and lunatic posts. He deserves it tho.
Meanwhile ace's enemies have been doing in dry on pixy the last few months. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2021 04:35 AM (g5ZhJ) 5
For those anime-curious folks out there, might I recommend "Goblin Slayer" this morning. Warning- like Berserk! and some other animes, it takes some pretty dark and graphic turns,!
As I understand, it's basically a DnD campaign brought to life as an anime, and the Goblin Slayer character is based off a person or two that took things in strange directions, and had clever interpretations of rules and items. It got generally positive reviews, but I enjoyed it quite a bit, and I think a sequel is nearing completion soon. Intro: https://youtu.be/0i0z98M2y5U Posted by: Grimmy at July 21, 2021 04:36 AM (3MG/9) 6
4 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2021 04:35 AM (g5ZhJ)
"Coffee may be for closers, but lubricant is for socialists." //Aric Borwin Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 04:37 AM (Lzpvj) Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 04:39 AM (vd8XM) 8
https://youtu.be/M0yY3UhOH7k
Sulla and Pompey You know funnily enough Sulla's sin was not going far enough. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 04:40 AM (Lzpvj) 9
Time to wake up the gf and get this day started properly until we have to wake up the kids.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2021 04:40 AM (g5ZhJ) 10
All your server are belong to us.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 04:40 AM (yrol0) 11
7 Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 04:39 AM (vd8XM)
I liked the spastic chick, it is not like anyone worthwhile was hurt darlin' only Californians involved. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 04:41 AM (Lzpvj) 12
9 Time to wake up the gf and get this day started properly until we have to wake up the kids.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2021 04:40 AM (g5ZhJ) godfather girlfriend goldfish Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 04:41 AM (yrol0) 13
9 Time to wake up the gf and get this day started properly until we have to wake up the kids.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2021 04:40 AM Wait...wake her up? Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 21, 2021 04:46 AM (3MG/9) 14
Well damn, they were good hamsters, going to be something someday besides python chow.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 21, 2021 04:47 AM (qZdIZ) 15
Twice daily? Like Enzyte? Whatever happened to those ads?
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 21, 2021 04:48 AM (Eus9b) 16
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Pontoon Captain* (like a real captain, only drunker) at July 21, 2021 04:48 AM (ju2Fy) 17
Heard from wife number 1 - Do want you want but don't wake me.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2021 04:48 AM (D44eV) 18
Well damn, they were good hamsters, going to be something someday besides python chow.
Posted by: Gmac And only 5 days to full retirement Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 04:49 AM (vd8XM) 19
Messages, sometimes signed "Dad," from the email account robinware456@gmail.com were found on a Hunter Biden laptop seized by the FBI in December 2019 from a Delaware computer shop owner.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 04:49 AM (yrol0) 20
On phone now
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 04:51 AM (Cxk7w) 21
Messages, sometimes signed "Dad," from the email account robinware456@gmail.com were found on a Hunter Biden laptop seized by the FBI in December 2019 from a Delaware computer shop owner.
Posted by: rhennigantx "Dad"...hmmmm. Well, we can't crack that code. On to arresting "patriots" Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 04:52 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 04:52 AM (Lzpvj) 23
Ace has been sticking pennies in the floppy drive again hasn't he?
Posted by: Rbastid at July 21, 2021 04:53 AM (8DvVv) 24
Nice Bruce - congrats. You will love it.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2021 04:53 AM (D44eV) Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 04:54 AM (vd8XM) 26
15 Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at July 21, 2021 04:48 AM (Eus9b)
Enzyte Bob's paymaster went to prison Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 04:54 AM (Lzpvj) 27
Nice Bruce - congrats. You will love it.
Posted by: Tonypete The retirement? I was referring to the hamsters that died. I've been retired since 2009. And loving it Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 04:55 AM (vd8XM) 28
So great, it's rubber bans and strings holding us together.
They have duct tape in Australia I assume Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 04:55 AM (Cxk7w) Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 04:56 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 04:57 AM (vd8XM) 31
https://www.culturehustleusa.com/products/
black-3-0-the-worlds-blackest-black-acrylic-paint-150ml I should paint my entire truck with it, all except glass, and lights Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 04:58 AM (Cxk7w) 32
29 Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 04:56 AM (vd8XM)
Have fun having fun with it-I am pretty certain I am okay with working through them. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 04:58 AM (Lzpvj) 33
19 Messages, sometimes signed "Dad," from the email account robinware456@gmail.com were found on a Hunter Biden laptop seized by the FBI in December 2019 from a Delaware computer shop owner.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 04:49 AM That doesn't prove anything! Plenty of strippers and prostitutes i sleep with call me daddy! Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 21, 2021 04:58 AM (3MG/9) 34
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 04:55 AM (Cxk7w)
They have Poisonous Beaver Duck tape in Australia. Posted by: Rbastid at July 21, 2021 04:58 AM (8DvVv) Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:00 AM (vd8XM) 36
33 Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 21, 2021 04:58 AM (3MG/9)+
It has been made plain that if venerating a dementia addled, crack slinging coven of Delaware hilljacks is the price to pay for having Obama's handlers in charge is the price America must pay then by lord the FIB wants that paid. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:01 AM (Lzpvj) 37
A denial of service attack? Wait, no. Denial of service was my last marriage.
Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at July 21, 2021 05:02 AM (IEbz8) 38
A denial of service attack? Wait, no. Denial of service was my last marriage.
Posted by: Infidel Heh, kinda like "free beer tomorrow" Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:03 AM (vd8XM) 39
Here I thought the Olympics were started and was gladly missing it.
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 05:03 AM (Cxk7w) 40
Here I thought the Olympics were started and was gladly missing it.
Posted by: Skip Nope. The opening gladly missing it ceremonies start Friday. Make sure to not set your VCRs Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:04 AM (vd8XM) 41
Smells like fresh coffee
Not available to Kapoor Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 05:05 AM (yrol0) 42
39 Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 05:03 AM (Cxk7w)
I thought they were over, I am pretty certain all our athletes hate us and our love of the country to the point the audience is kind of not invited. Without peaceful national pride what is the point? The Olympics devolves into the world's biggest 1/2 assed sports meet. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:05 AM (Lzpvj) 43
COVID Soars 900% Among Illegals Caught In Rio Grande Valley
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 05:06 AM (yrol0) 44
Decision time.
Should I spend the day watering the gardens, or let it turn brown and let my wife replace it all next year Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:06 AM (vd8XM) 45
40 Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:04 AM (vd8XM)
I think the Olympic Marchers all moon Old Glory or something...aren't the Japanese requiring the Olympians to wear nasal condoms and sleep in cargo containers or something? All horribly fascinating. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:07 AM (Lzpvj) 46
The Marxists are trying everything to destroy us, replacing the population, bankruptcy, draconian laws to follow.
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 05:07 AM (Cxk7w) 47
43 Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 05:06 AM (yrol0)
It's a magical disease, anytime the democrats need hysteric unity it flares up. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:07 AM (Lzpvj) 48
The Olympics devolves into the world's biggest 1/2 assed sports meet.
Posted by: sven The Olympics devolves into the world's biggest 1/2 assed fully vaxxed and all inclusive sports meet. Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:08 AM (vd8XM) 49
Scotland Confirms 5,522 Deaths Within 4 Weeks of Vaccination in a Population Smaller Than Minnesota
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 05:09 AM (yrol0) 50
48 Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:08 AM (vd8XM)
My interest in this olympiad such as it is is sociological, all the athletes are "vaccinated" yet Japan still has draconian rules for them. I am "vaccinated" so I have some interest, my understanding of the English language indexed merely as the "magical big catalogue of guttural sounds denoting agreed upon ideas" aspect of neuro linguistics is that vaccinated people are historically "safe" ie "A vaccine is a biological preparation that provides active acquired immunity to a particular infectious disease." If vaccines offer no protection from a viral plague then they are by definition "not vaccines." Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:13 AM (Lzpvj) 51
So, she said "I do" and didn't.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 21, 2021 05:14 AM (xopIz) 52
49 Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 05:09 AM (yrol0)
When you accept that the people in power have gotten everything they wanted via the plague you accept you will never get a straight answer on any aspect of it. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:14 AM (Lzpvj) 53
mtaibbi
The rise of an alternative media outlet was presented as a frightening, unsolvable Scooby-Doo mystery. Its not: NPR just sucks and is unlistenable, so people are going elsewhere. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 05:17 AM (yrol0) 54
If vaccines offer no protection from a viral plague then they are by definition "not vaccines."
Posted by: sven That's the part I'm having trouble with. Get the vaccine because it will protect you. But not against someone who isn't vaccinated. Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:17 AM (vd8XM) 55
Bruce that's the 5 pound hammer hitting the nails head
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 05:18 AM (Cxk7w) 56
53 Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 05:17 AM (yrol0)
Nina Totenkopf and friends could make an alien invasion sound both boring and a net societal good with a condescending delivery that makes you feel inferior for not understanding why BLOORT eating your family is the natural order of things. We are NPR. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:18 AM (Lzpvj) 57
Daily new Kovid cases are on the rise.
Will all of our athletes and tv crews be quarantined for 14 days when they return? It could be the deadly Zeta Kovid Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:22 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: Federal Agent #1 at July 21, 2021 05:22 AM (A87fj) 59
Correction
Daily new Kovid cases are on the rise IN JAPAN Will all of our athletes and tv crews be quarantined for 14 days when they return? It could be the deadly Zeta Kovid Posted by: Bruce Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:23 AM (vd8XM) 60
Nina Totenberg. A face for radio.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 21, 2021 05:23 AM (xopIz) 61
I'm out, stay safe and cool
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2021 05:25 AM (Cxk7w) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2021 05:25 AM (mht8P) 63
Isn't the term "server" exploitative, patriarchical and racist?
Posted by: Hadrian All English/American words are. They have been stolen from other cultures and were never paid for Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:27 AM (vd8XM) 64
Life expectancy in the U.S. fell by 1.5 years from 78.8 years in 2019 to 77.3 years in 2020, a new CDC report finds, which is the biggest drop seen since life expectancy fell by 2.9 years during World War II.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 05:28 AM (yrol0) 65
I think the Olympic Marchers all moon Old Glory or something...aren't the Japanese requiring the Olympians to wear nasal condoms and sleep in cargo containers or something? All horribly fascinating. Posted by: sven The Appliances' Delivery Boxes' Olympics -- Now With Tranny Sprinkles! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 05:28 AM (UNthw) 66
Sorry about your server. This chick wants to talk it out over a cup of coffee.
https://tinyurl.com/9myt7bds Posted by: flounder at July 21, 2021 05:28 AM (KnJdm) 67
I tried to pay the ancient Romans for Latin, but I couldn't find any still alive.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 21, 2021 05:29 AM (xopIz) 68
65 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 05:28 AM (UNthw)
FINALLY MY TIME HAS COME! //Maytag Repairman Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:29 AM (Lzpvj) 69
When you accept that the people in power have gotten everything they wanted via the plague you accept you will never get a straight answer on any aspect of it.
Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:14 AM (Lzpvj) French author Albert Camus wrote a book titled "The Plague" in the 1940s, in which he describes a town that got hit by a lethal disease that spread quick and caused all types of social decadence and institutional rot. Just like the 'rona. It was a metaphor for the Nazi occupation of France. This is where we are now. I'm sure Pixy and Canadians are very familiar with that by now. California is getting there. Posted by: Federal Agent #1 at July 21, 2021 05:29 AM (qmCuh) 70
Isn't the term "server" exploitative, patriarchical and racist? Posted by: Hadrian I am not a server -- I am an autonomous CPU! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 05:30 AM (UNthw) 71
67 Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 21, 2021 05:29 AM (xopIz)
Pay us we are the modern Rome and it makes as much economic sense as Bidenomics. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:31 AM (Lzpvj) 72
69 Posted by: Federal Agent #1 at July 21, 2021 05:29 AM (qmCuh)
as long as the checks clear we will do our bidding.... //Federal Agent #1,597,983 Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:32 AM (Lzpvj) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:33 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2021 05:33 AM (mht8P) Posted by: flounder at July 21, 2021 05:34 AM (KnJdm) 76
75 Posted by: flounder at July 21, 2021 05:34 AM (KnJdm)
Levy your ruling on everything but the evidence and the law.... it is the democrat way and we should embrace it ourselves. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:35 AM (Lzpvj) 77
What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is Ace running over there? The server is probably held together with paper clips and clothespins.
Posted by: Winston Smith at July 21, 2021 05:35 AM (QqAEG) 78
I have jury duty today. Convict or not convict? ------------- *stands* *extends arm* *scowls* *turns thumb down* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2021 05:36 AM (mht8P) Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 21, 2021 05:36 AM (xopIz) 80
79 Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 21, 2021 05:36 AM (xopIz)
Will there even be civilization? Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:37 AM (Lzpvj) Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 21, 2021 05:37 AM (xopIz) 82
What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is Ace running over there? The server is probably held together with paper clips and clothespins. Posted by: Winston Smith at July 21, 2021 05:35 AM (QqAEG) -------------- Mucilage. Joey ate all the library paste. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2021 05:38 AM (mht8P) 83
https://tinyurl.com/9myt7bds
Posted by: flounder at July 21, 2021 05:28 AM (KnJdm) Faker than a 3-dollar bill. She looks like shecgad one too many Botox injections. In a couple of years she will be like a wasted p0rn actress. Posted by: Federal Agent #1 at July 21, 2021 05:39 AM (1VvJB) 84
flounder
Careful placement of the fingers there. She is not smiling. At all. That adds a lot of charisma points, and she has few. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:39 AM (u82oZ) 85
Hadrian the Seventh I have received notice to gird my loins for a stint of up to two months in the jury pool for the Federal District Court here. My give-a-fuckometer refuses to budge. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 05:39 AM (UNthw) 86
Winston Smith
Some of us donate bailing wire. We don't really use square bails anymore, but the wire is handy. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:41 AM (u82oZ) 87
85 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 05:39 AM (UNthw)
It being Federal make a silent pledge, if the prosecution relies on a 302 refuse to indict or convict. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:41 AM (Lzpvj) 88
Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Put all your education down, and note that you use reason to decide cases. You will not have to serve. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:42 AM (u82oZ) 89
The Olympics devolves into the world's biggest 1/2 assed sports meet.
Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:05 AM (Lzpvj) I'm glad Ussain Bolt and Michael Phelps retired before they were subjected to this freakshow. Posted by: Federal Agent #1 at July 21, 2021 05:42 AM (xqIDx) Posted by: flounder at July 21, 2021 05:43 AM (KnJdm) 91
mucilage (n.) late 14c., mussillage, "viscous substance found in vegetable material," from Old French mucilage (14c.) and directly from Late Latin mucilago "musty or moldy juice" (4c.), from Latin mucere "be musty or moldy," from mucus "mucus" (see mucus). Meaning "adhesive gum" is attested by 1859. Based on the entymologixal root, SloJo is a booger eater. No surprise there ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 05:44 AM (UNthw) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:44 AM (u82oZ) 93
88 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:42 AM (u82oZ)
"You can't reason here, this is a feral courtroom!" //US Atty Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:44 AM (Lzpvj) 94
The Board of Regents of the University of California (UC) on June 23, 2021 voted to end its affiliation with all Catholic hospitals if they do not agree to perform abortions, euthanasia, assisted suicide and the direct sterilization of patients, in direct violation of their Christian religious beliefs.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 05:45 AM (yrol0) 95
Will there even be the Olympics in 11 years?
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 21, 2021 05:36 AM (xopIz) There won't be an Australia by then. It has already reached the status of Chinese province. 2 million people were ordered to be caged over 2 cases of rona for the second time by their Stasi leaders, and everybody complied like sheep. Let's face it, Australia is China. Posted by: Federal Agent #1 at July 21, 2021 05:46 AM (C+DJp) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2021 05:46 AM (mht8P) 97
flounder
Thank you. My interest in staying on Earth to find out what happens next has returned. Are you going to do something for the 'ettes? I hear they like firm ... abs. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:46 AM (u82oZ) 98
Our servers last long time! Work hard, complain little.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 21, 2021 05:47 AM (YQmy3) 99
Put all your education down, and note that you use reason to decide cases. You will not have to serve. Posted by: NaCly Dog Yeah, I have figured that I have some solid hole cards that'll let me collect the "not letting you into the pool" pot without difficulty. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 05:47 AM (UNthw) 100
Are you going to do something for the 'ettes? I hear they like firm ... abs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:46 AM (u82oZ) I don't do selfies. Posted by: flounder at July 21, 2021 05:48 AM (KnJdm) 101
Listening to NPR "news" is sort of like what I imagine a double loading dose heavy duty tranquilizers would be like, everything in the world loses the sharp edges, everything is just one big fuzzy warm ooze of ..nothingness. There's no there there. Electro-shock therapy. It was completely unlistenable decades ago. I'm not anti-intellectual, I fully recognize there are a lot of people smarter than I, and it is worth deferring to them on many issues, generally speaking.
But modern media is chock full of credentialed idiots. Pseudo-intellectuals. Quacks. F them. Condescension and smarmy BS from a bunch of hacks is going bye-bye. Who'd a thunk it. Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2021 05:48 AM (130AC) 102
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 05:45 AM (yrol0)
=============== UC: "Unless you agree to slaughter children, we will prohibit their parents from getting medical care." Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 21, 2021 05:49 AM (YQmy3) 103
Yeah, I have figured that I have some solid hole cards that'll let me collect the "not letting you into the pool" pot without difficulty.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 05:47 AM (UNthw) FiL gave me a tip. Drag your feet when they start getting people to go in for selection. First group of however many to go in for selection were mostly selected. Second group, only a few. Posted by: flounder at July 21, 2021 05:49 AM (KnJdm) Posted by: Rosasharn at July 21, 2021 05:49 AM (yEBFM) 105
102 Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 21, 2021 05:49 AM (YQmy3)
and the trolls wonder why we call it a Malthusian death cult. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:50 AM (Lzpvj) 106
Hadrian the Seventh
First, I hope your Majesty is doing OK. And that she appreciates all you do for her. I do believe that there are compelling stories in the Olympics, on the field of play. And sports that can really thrill. But NBC did such a poor job that my interest flat-lined. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:50 AM (u82oZ) 107
The Board of Regents of the University of California (UC) on June 23, 2021 voted to end its affiliation with all Catholic hospitals if they do not agree to perform abortions, euthanasia, assisted suicide and the direct sterilization of patients, in direct violation of their Christian religious beliefs.
Posted by: rhennigantx satan's work is never completed. I know my thoughts are wrong about this but, were I the Big Man, these heathen bastids would be surprised to discover my lack of mercy upon their deaths. Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2021 05:51 AM (D44eV) 108
That hat...yum. Tan lines are nice too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 21, 2021 05:51 AM (YQmy3) 109
Are your various Karens as bad as ours?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2021 05:33 AM (mht8P) Australia invented Karens. Australian Karens are far ahead than those in the rest of the world. Only New Zealand Karens beat them. If I am being harsh on Aussies, it's because I like that country too much. Seriously, no trolling. I just hate what Leftists, and now China-owned politicians have done to that country. They should have never given up their weapons. Citizens need them now more than ever. Then again, Aussies never had to fight a war in their own country to rid themselves of tyrants. Their fights have always been abroad. Posted by: Federal Agent #1 at July 21, 2021 05:52 AM (aWCzk) 110
Lost interest years ago in any Olympics. Posted by: NaCly Dog You mean to say that devoting the majority of their budget and screen time to delivering treacle-slathered vignettes of the competitors' struggles in place of showing the actual events left you dissatisfied? The deuce you say! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 05:52 AM (UNthw) 111
"Your honor, as I understand it the prosecutor has an ethic that prevents him prosecuting someone that he knows to be innocent. Defense counsel has no reciprocating ethic preventing him or her from defending someone he/she knows to be guilty. Therefore I tend to believe everything the prosecutor says and I tend to disbelieve everything the defense says."
You will be "thanked and excused" lickety split. Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 21, 2021 05:53 AM (xopIz) 112
Rosasharn
** Respectful tip of the hat ** That is good news. May your furry companion lift your spirits. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:53 AM (u82oZ) 113
107 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:50 AM (u82oZ)
My wife started telling me of the blind, deaf paralympian who had to drop out because her telepathic translator could not travel with her.... I then realized that the current epoch is beyond parody and pledged to not watch a moment of the mess if possible. The Olympics are about national pride and athletic excellence, I find I am SOOOO tired of the stories of the brave legless kickboxers, and the armless hammer throwers that at the end of the day once national pride has functionally been removed the whole matter is a bore. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:53 AM (Lzpvj) 114
45 40 Posted by: Bruce at July 21, 2021 05:04 AM (vd8XM)
I think the Olympic Marchers all moon Old Glory or something...aren't the Japanese requiring the Olympians to wear nasal condoms and sleep in cargo containers or something? All horribly fascinating. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 05:07 AM (Lzpvj) And fascinatingly horrible. Posted by: m at July 21, 2021 05:53 AM (Zsfob) 115
Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
I'll admit it. I am that shallow. I could watch it on the wife's TV. But have not had a TV since mid 1977. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:54 AM (u82oZ) 116
So. We are fucked, or not? I'm prepared, in either event. Preparation H supplies are ... adequate.
But I'm not gonna like it. Kinda like US Way Down South (aka, Australia), land of Britain's prison rejects and Lockdown Centrals (or entrails, if you prefer). Somehow, Aussie politicos have convinced themselves that they can hide from this fucking Chinese virus. ****bzzzzt**** wrong answer. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2021 05:54 AM (F0YaR) 117
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 21, 2021 05:49 AM (yEBFM)
============== Given your enthusiasm I detect your husband takes the puppy outside at night. My wife similarly puts me in charge of house-training our doggies. Lots of middle of the night trudges to the designated urination station. Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 21, 2021 05:54 AM (YQmy3) 118
First, I hope your Majesty is doing OK. ------------ Her surgery went off fine. She has a variety of pins, screws and splints in her finger for the next three weeks. They said take it easy, keep your hand up to reduce swelling, don't lift anything heavier than a coffee cup (this is always good advice) and don't drive. So we went up to NRG Center and set up the gypsy encampment for this weekend's shows. She'll be in Topeka next month. Is that in your neck of the woods? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2021 05:55 AM (mht8P) 119
Lots of middle of the night trudges to the designated urination station.
Posted by: Huck Follywood Wait - are we talking for the doggehs or for you? Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2021 05:56 AM (D44eV) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2021 05:57 AM (mht8P) 121
Nina Totenberg. A face for radio.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at July 21, 2021 05:23 AM (xopIz) A voice for erectile dysfunction. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at July 21, 2021 05:58 AM (y7DUB) 122
Lots of middle of the night trudges to the designated urination station. Posted by: Huck Follywood ... but enough about your prostate difficulties, eh? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 05:58 AM (UNthw) 123
Wait - are we talking for the doggehs or for you?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2021 05:56 AM (D44eV) ================== Busted. Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 21, 2021 05:58 AM (YQmy3) 124
And it's a shame really, because the rise of "24 hour news", with the flashy tabloid graphics and sensationalist trailer trash stories and Jerry Springer style presentations delivered by bubble headed bleached blondes is equally unlistenable or unwatchable.
There is a HUGE market for straight news, insightful versus inciteful. Near as I can tell this was deemed "against public policy" long, long ago. And anyone who tries to provide it has a rough time of it. Pretty cray cray. Look at how Tucker Carlson is pilloried, for an example. Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2021 05:58 AM (130AC) 125
Hadrian the Seventh
Yes. Yes it is. I could meet you and her? And fund a breakfast or lunch for the two of you? Cause I would like to do that. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 05:58 AM (u82oZ) 126
This reminds me of Japan and the Olympics, which will go on if it shortdicks every cannibal in the Congo.
*one of my favorite phrases* Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2021 05:59 AM (F0YaR) 127
If you want to be taken out of the jury pool, try this:
When they ask you if you have a reason to be biased, say yes, you've met people like the accused/plantiff and they tend to play the victim card do you don't believe they can be really innocent or have a legitimate reason to sue. It works great. I was sick of pretending hacks in a black robe cared about the law and I didn't want to be part of their charade any more. Posted by: Federal Agent #1 at July 21, 2021 06:01 AM (fzZ1i) 128
GnuBreed
It is a good, totally inappropriate phrase for the woke. Be careful Cannibal Bob or Heide is not around. They will probably laugh. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 06:02 AM (u82oZ) 129
If vaccines offer no protection from a viral plague then they are by definition "not vaccines."
So I read on ZH, just as evening follows daytime, the black market is providing, for a cost, the necessary documents to circumvent Macron's efforts to create castes within France. For a free "vaccine", people are willing to pay €300 for a pass without taking the "jab". Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 21, 2021 06:03 AM (HT8XR) 130
... and the armless hammer throwers Aye, laddie, but the tale of the Armand Hammer thrower be one for the ages, be it not? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 06:03 AM (UNthw) Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2021 06:04 AM (F0YaR) 132
132 Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 21, 2021 06:03 AM (HT8XR)
"Placebex" by Fauci Farm-o-suiticles. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:04 AM (Lzpvj) 133
Went to bed before the ONT was up so missed the song/picture of the day. I'd like to know how they got the picture took? Drone? Guy on a surf board?
The song behind it was lovely too. RIP Chris Cornell. Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2021 06:04 AM (QFVV9) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 06:04 AM (u82oZ) 135
133 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 06:03 AM (UNthw)
His grandson got railroaded right well, kind of funny given the fortune was made helping the left's Soviet buddies. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:05 AM (Lzpvj) 136
134 Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2021 06:04 AM (F0YaR)
I am as fond of the Chinese people as I am repelled by their government. The Chinese are allowed to be proud of their culture, I wish we were. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:06 AM (Lzpvj) 137
Puddleglum
Misanthropic Humanitarian took that on his last Tahiti vacation using a waterproof Go Pro as he was hanging ten. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 06:06 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 06:08 AM (u82oZ) 139
Federal Agent #1 Can that be shortened to, "Can we be told how many victim cards are in the defendant's deck?" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 06:08 AM (UNthw) 140
Given your enthusiasm I detect your husband takes the puppy outside at night. My wife similarly puts me in charge of house-training our doggies. Lots of middle of the night trudges to the designated urination station.
Posted by: Huck Follywood I will have Kidsharn's help, which is worth a lot. Hubbysharn got to see the last puppy grow up before he passed away - and was very involved. I never mind the late night trips outside, I know there is an end in sight. Last puppy is 2 now and ready for a playmate. It has been a sucky year and this is the first good thing to happen. Posted by: Rosasharn at July 21, 2021 06:08 AM (yEBFM) 141
And on that note, I have to go.
A mole problem is an early warning sign. Have a splendid day, enjoying life and being you. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 06:09 AM (u82oZ) 142
Well in local news they arrested Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman yesterday on drug and firearms charges. Their parents must have reached into a Scrabble bag to create their names.
Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 06:09 AM (Tnijr) 143
141 Posted by: DeadDog at July 21, 2021 06:07 AM (sRQq5)
I have evolved on child welfare to the point I accept I cannot end it and view it as "a greedhead tax" that childless yuppies get to pay for having Americans that can be bothered to breed breed. The future belongs to those who show up. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:10 AM (Lzpvj) 144
142 Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:06 AM
+ 6.022 x 10ēģ Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 21, 2021 06:08 AM (u82oZ) Do we have a mole in here? Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 06:10 AM (yrol0) Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:11 AM (Lzpvj) 146
... and, unless I misread my sources, the Federal Prosecutor here is the one who complied with stand down orders from on high in the Hunter Biden laptop trove o' evidence in the latter half of 2020, so THAT signaled his dedication to the pursuit of justice. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 06:12 AM (UNthw) 147
Do we have a mole in here?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 06:10 AM (yrol0) Time for some Avogadro on toast. Good morning all! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 21, 2021 06:13 AM (Dc2NZ) 148
Greetings morning-type fappers and fappees.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 21, 2021 06:13 AM (HaL55) 149
I am as fond of the Chinese people as I am repelled by their government.
The Chinese I worked with in Malaysia were cool. Liked to eat, smoke, drink, gamble, and screw. My kinda' folks. Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 21, 2021 06:13 AM (/fp1w) 150
WTF
The eulogies for 29-year-old Dean Maguire at his funeral on Friday included one person cursing inside St. Marys Priory in Dublin, reports said. Sorry for the language, father, one mourner said, according to The Irish Times. Rest in peace, you fking legend. Behind the altar was a professionally printed banner that said, You know the score, get on the floor, dont be funny, show me the money. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 06:14 AM (yrol0) 151
Well in local news they arrested Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman yesterday...
*** You have got to be kidding. (searches name) Holy crap. Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 06:14 AM (RDD2k) 152
Morning peeps. "Haze" in our forecast for the next couple days because of wildfires out west. I haven't been paying attention to "the west" and didn't realize it was on fire.
Again. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 21, 2021 06:15 AM (BFigT) 153
153 Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 21, 2021 06:13 AM (/fp1w)
Simple people, and simple is too often used as a veiled insult I do not intend it as such. I find as I age I value complexity less and less. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:15 AM (Lzpvj) 154
Wait, there's an "aviation enthusiast" among our pool of commenters? How'd that get by AoSHQ's standards and practices folks? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 06:15 AM (UNthw) 155
the server was down ... was that during the ont?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2021 06:16 AM (oEn12) 156
Personal stories of overcoming adversity are for the Special Olympics.
Some dick who just hates their own skin color or whose parents spent the food budget on sports equipment doesn't get my sympathy. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:17 AM (6FeV1) 157
Simple people, and simple is too often used as a veiled insult I do not intend it as such.
Yep. They had no pretensions. I like that quite a bit. Not a damn thing wrong with simple - and quite a bit thats right. Posted by: Arrow Straight at July 21, 2021 06:18 AM (/fp1w) 158
Holy crap.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 06:14 AM (RDD2k) That's Rodreeculous. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:18 AM (6FeV1) 159
Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly was arrested for marijuana in a joint search warrant.
Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 06:18 AM (Tnijr) 160
The part that makes me not give a sh*t about "adversity" in the Olympics is that these are PROFESSIONAL athletes. They've achieved a life where they make their money running, jumping, or throwing a ball.
If it were amateurs I might still want to hear. As pros I couldn't care less. Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 06:19 AM (RDD2k) 161
Well, I told The Girl From Sunday about the TxMoMe and this place last night. She thinks it's way kewl.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 21, 2021 06:20 AM (HaL55) 162
But it's somehow white peoples who teach their babies racism.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 06:20 AM (RDD2k) 163
164 Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 06:19 AM (RDD2k)
"Do your job" https://youtu.be/qmghQhEcFjY Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:21 AM (Lzpvj) 164
The FBI and local cops took down Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly for marijuana possession. Glad to know they are out there protecting us.
Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 06:21 AM (Tnijr) 165
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 21, 2021 06:08 AM (yEBFM)
============== Well, I hope the lord blesses you with quick training and a happy dog. My two dogs are of different ages as well, and my older dog helped me training the younger. Its happy news your offspring will contribute as well. Having dogs is a great joy for me...once they are trained! Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 21, 2021 06:21 AM (YQmy3) 166
Name field test
Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 06:21 AM (RDD2k) 167
I am as fond of the Chinese people as I am repelled by their government.
The Chinese are allowed to be proud of their culture, I wish we were. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:06 AM (Lzpvj) I get what you are saying. But their brainwashing is somewhat more thorough than ours (for now). I rarely dislike any individual person, but there are certain groups (commies, Dems, antifa, birm) that need a slow trip thru the reeducation camps. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2021 06:21 AM (F0YaR) 168
Well in local news they arrested Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman yesterday... *** You have got to be kidding. (searches name) Holy crap. Posted by: Moron Robbie Why shortchange us and not include the other nine names? All are here at https://tinyurl.com/4ay8rpeb Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 06:22 AM (UNthw) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 21, 2021 06:22 AM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:22 AM (6FeV1) 171
170 Name field test
Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 06:21 AM (RDD2k) Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen? Posted by: m at July 21, 2021 06:22 AM (Zsfob) 172
166 Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 06:20 AM (RDD2k)
Evidently pre-linguistic toddlers who cannot control their bowels have at least enough agency to be castigated as bigots... the CRT hysterics are obviously better parents than I, I was at odds on a rough day as to whether the crying meant hunger, boredom, fear, or whimsy they have sussed out racial intent. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:23 AM (Lzpvj) 173
Secen other names ... sorry. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2021 06:23 AM (UNthw) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:23 AM (6FeV1) 175
puppehs!!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 21, 2021 06:23 AM (oEn12) Posted by: f'd at July 21, 2021 06:23 AM (Tnijr) 177
Heard from wife number 1 - Do want you want but don't wake me.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2021 04:48 AM (D44eV) Easier than it sounds! Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 06:24 AM (oRPrS) 178
176 Posted by: DeadDog at July 21, 2021 06:22 AM (sRQq5)
because otherwise society will grind you to dust, sorry we ceded the fiscal sanity argument when 9/11 hit....thought it had been made clear champ. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:24 AM (Lzpvj) Posted by: Rodreecus Philayoungy Jolly, Zerrick Kenterris Usry, and Jameliha Shalonda Coleman at July 21, 2021 06:24 AM (RDD2k) 180
174 Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2021 06:22 AM (6FeV1)
The transition to their world will not be fun, it is going on in South Africa. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:24 AM (Lzpvj) 181
Many hate jury duty, but the grand jury was kind of fun. At first you all are so kind and gentle with the thugs that come before you. That last about 2 days. Then you all have heard it all and everyone on the jury is ready to hang them high, hang them high.
Posted by: Colin at July 21, 2021 06:25 AM (TOwRr) 182
JJ
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 21, 2021 06:25 AM (yrol0) 183
Nooooooood!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 21, 2021 06:25 AM (T7iTv) 184
171 Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2021 06:21 AM (F0YaR)
How do you reeducate someone to being a self-contained non blame-throwing civically virtuous human being? I have never seen it done. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:26 AM (Lzpvj) 185
Zerrick Kenterris Usry has a nice Afro-Sci Fi feel.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 21, 2021 06:26 AM (Dc2NZ) 186
189 Posted by: DeadDog at July 21, 2021 06:25 AM (sRQq5)
Hey cutie pie, I raised a kid and paid plenty of taxes. Try being a grown-up. Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:27 AM (Lzpvj) 187
the CRT hysterics are obviously better parents than I, I was at odds on a rough day as to whether the crying meant hunger, boredom, fear, or whimsy they have sussed out racial intent.
Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:23 AM (Lzpvj) Only the categorically insane or evil would ascribe adult tendencies to the most naively innocent among us. I'm surprised they haven't yet said Down's Syndrome people are actually the most racist of all, but I'm quite sure it's coming. Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 06:27 AM (oRPrS) 188
My all-time favorite is still the guy they caught around Decatur, AL.
Reprobatus Bibbs https://tinyurl.com/x59upfr2 Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -94F? at July 21, 2021 06:27 AM (RDD2k) 189
193 Posted by: ... at July 21, 2021 06:27 AM (oRPrS)
"That coma victim there, he is thinking wrongthink" Uh doctor Bigot, he is arguably incapable of thought at all.... "I KNOW I KNOW HE IS RACIST!" //Doctor Bigot MD Posted by: sven at July 21, 2021 06:28 AM (Lzpvj) 190
It has been a sucky year and this is the first good thing to happen.
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 21, 2021 06:08 I will certainly second that. The list of bad crap we've had to deal with recently is way too depressing to compile. You just have to put one foot forward and keep on going. Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2021 06:37 AM (55Qr6) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0283 seconds. |
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