Quick Hits: 64% of the Public Doubts Kamala "Veep Throat" Harris' Preparedness to Assume the Presidency from the Dying-Brained Biden

Kamala Harris not up to the job of the presidency, a large majority of the public says.

new poll from Convention of States Action shows nearly 60% of those surveyed are not confident about Vice President Kamala Harris becoming president.
The poll, in partnership with the Trafalgar Group, shows 58.6% of the electorate is "not confident at all" that Harris is ready to be president. Five percent said they were "not very confident."
The flagging numbers for the vice president cross partisan lines, as 42.6% of Democrat voters say they are not very confident or not confident at all that Harris is ready to become the county's next commander in chief.

On the plus side, 56% of the public agreed that Veep Throat was "well-prepared" to "juggle male DNA with her jacked uvula."

Antifa is again attacking protesters protesting the Wi Spa's pedophile-friendly policies, but this time, some cops take an interest.

Here's an antifa getting hit with a rubber round.

From the Financial Times: More Funemployment-style spin for leftwing Democrats.

Let's call it "Funflation!"

NPC "journalism." I like how the humanoid robots try to blend in by speaking repeatedly of "emotional intelligence."

What in the world pic.twitter.com/tR9APKPJCo
— Casey Toner (@ctoner) July 16, 2021

More Multiracial White Supremacy:

58YO Asian woman is in critical condition after the suspect yanked her and her 21YO son down a flight of subway stairs at the Canal Street subway station Saturday morning. The suspect attempted to pull the son’s bag forcing them both to fall down in an attempted robbery. pic.twitter.com/1fme9vvKPl
— Sarah Y. Kim (@Syissle) July 18, 2021

The many mentally-ill faces of Tater:

Love it pic.twitter.com/T0okRsEfw4
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) July 18, 2021

JK Rowling's lunatic stalkers up the ante, calling for pipe bombs:

To be fair, when you can’t get a woman sacked, arrested or dropped by her publisher, and cancelling her only made her book sales go up, there’s really only one place to go. pic.twitter.com/MsNWXhWlyc
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) July 19, 2021

Important Newspeak updates from, I s you not, the Vagina Museum.

You might think it’s wonderful to see the @vagina_museum bravely explaining how people ought to speak.

But until they change their name to “Front Hole Museum”, they’re basically fascists. pic.twitter.com/bWZlFMTt5L
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 17, 2021

A Democrat seeking office in Seattle once panicked a bus full of schoolchildren by telling them she was a Muslim, and she had a bomb.

This is a Democrat. Her name is Ubax Gardheere. She threatened to blow up a school bus full of children and called them cowards as they fled.

She is running for office in Seattle. pic.twitter.com/0z0c6HMm9a
— Ian Miles Cheong @ stillgray.substack.com (@stillgray) July 19, 2021

Same as it ever was:

The communists never changed their playbook. pic.twitter.com/bnZsinUG9X
— Ian Miles Cheong @ stillgray.substack.com (@stillgray) July 19, 2021

Archleftist Ro Khanna praises Bill Kristol.

True Conservative, yo!

.@BillKristol is one of the most thoughtful voices in defending liberalism and democratic institutions in our country. Learned a lot in our conversation about shaping also an inclusive narrative around American patriotism.
— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) July 19, 2021

Ahoy!

If the buggy's a rockin', don't come a-knockin':

What is even happening. pic.twitter.com/CMciIjlTkE
— Ian Miles Cheong @ stillgray.substack.com (@stillgray) July 18, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 04:26 PM

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

2 JK Rowling's lunatic stalkers up the ante, calling for pipe bombs:

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And she probably still thinks I'm more of a threat to her than the people literally threatening her life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

3 Even firster than first.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2021 03:28 PM (QU5/8)

4 That sneaker pic is disturbing, yet I laughed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 03:29 PM (yQpMk)

5 The good news for Kalamata is that about 75% of the public believe Biden is insane.

Posted by: Marcus T, Libertad at July 19, 2021 03:29 PM (VpIIl)

6 I read the content. All of it. Some of it twice. The shoe face screaming is a nice touch too.

But rockin' the wagon? that's not wholesome

Posted by: DanMan at July 19, 2021 03:31 PM (RusNE)

7 The Vagina Museum's Twitter account encourages you to "Become a Member."

There's a joke there, I'm just not sure what it is.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 19, 2021 03:31 PM (BJKQV)

8 Lol at that shoe face

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 03:31 PM (s99R7)

9 If the buggy is rockin' don't come knockin'

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2021 03:32 PM (xPl2J)

10 5 The good news for Kalamata is that about 75% of the public believe Biden is insane.

And they'd be right

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2021 03:32 PM (Zmnko)

11 but 80% of the 64% think Joe is on par

polls continue to beclown themselves

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 03:32 PM (YK4Qh)

12 >>On the plus side, 56% of the public agreed that Veep Throat was "well-prepared" to "juggle male DNA with her jacked uvula."

Hahaha

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 03:33 PM (VmZxp)

13 I saw that the Fed's target is 2% annual inflation. So, by design, they want prices to double ever 36 years. Barely longer than a 30 year treasury note.

That is fucked up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 03:33 PM (yQpMk)

14 Gettin' it on, in an Amish wagon!

Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at July 19, 2021 03:33 PM (xxG/v)

15 It's easy to say inflation is temporal. A decade is temporal. The scarcity is real, and people aren't stupid, well mostly. Biden sounded just like Carter today.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 19, 2021 03:33 PM (oWBc3)

16 Althouse linked to an article about how the polling for 2020 was absolutely horrible. My theory for a while has been that the Dems believed the polling showing a blue wave, and when it didn't materialize they were stuck. Expanding their control of the House and gaining outright control of the Senate would have allowed Pelosi and Schumer to exercise greater influence over policy. Instead, with the margins so tight, the Dems are reliant on the executive branch much more. Unfortunately, they're also realizing to their horror that Harris is not controllable. She's an arrogant idiot who abuses staffer and won't listen to advice, and if put into the Oval Office she'll end up stumbling her way into disaster.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 19, 2021 03:33 PM (jOcSX)

17 Sod off, ray.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 03:33 PM (yQpMk)

18 That Amish Sex Buggy Video is hysterical.

And that is a well-trained horse.

Wonder if the Amish wear their hats when doing the do.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 19, 2021 03:33 PM (haWye)

19 Kamala Harris not up to the job of the presidency, a large majority of the public says.

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Yeah, but 100% in the Chinese Communist Party do in -- you know, the only vote that matters.

Posted by: ShainS at July 19, 2021 03:34 PM (iBMrD)

20 huh, not sure if being a pink running shoe is better or worse than being a potato.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we're not doing hash-in-nic anymore? (T/XHv) at July 19, 2021 03:34 PM (T/XHv)

21 "Veep Throat" is really catching on but I have yet to see it used anywhere but here.

Posted by: f'd at July 19, 2021 03:34 PM (Tnijr)

22 17 Unfortunately, they're also realizing to their horror that Harris is not controllable. She's an arrogant idiot who abuses staffer and won't listen to advice, and if put into the Oval Office she'll end up stumbling her way into disaster.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 19, 2021 03:33 PM (jOcSX)

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Imagine a White House so toxic that staffers are constantly quitting and spilling about how awful it is. It would be the leftist dream of the Trump administration made real.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

23 Tatiana is brilliant

Posted by: vmom restituere verum papam at July 19, 2021 03:34 PM (s99R7)

24 As soon as normals read the subway attack story, the black on Asian violence thing popped. Of course, not mentioned by the media.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 19, 2021 03:34 PM (oWBc3)

25 Inflation is not your friend.

The power that be seem to forget what inflation does to servicing the national debt. We have had year of nearly 0% interest on the national debt. Now make that 2%, 3% 4% or more and what where all the tax revenue goes.

Likewise, take Social Security. Social Security's Trustees projected that reserves in the retirement trust fund would be depleted in 2034. Increase inflation will cause the CPI to go up resulting in higher payments to Social Security recipients, thus the trust fund empties sooner.

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2021 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

26 17 Althouse linked to an article about how the polling for 2020 was absolutely horrible.

I guess Althouse was stoned during the "he who pays the piper, names the tune" part of the class

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 03:35 PM (YK4Qh)

27 Slick did the same thing when he picked Al Gore for VP. "You impeach me, you get Gore."

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2021 03:35 PM (Pqytn)

28 CANDIDATE REGISTRATION FORM

NAME (FIRST, LAST) ____________ _____________

DID YOU PUT "UBAX" FOR EITHER NAME? IF YES PLEASE DISPOSE OF FORM IN NEAREST RECYCLING RECEPTACLE, YOU ARE DISAQUALIFIED FROM OFFICE

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 19, 2021 03:35 PM (31l4A)

29 I saw that the Fed's target is 2% annual inflation. So, by design, they want prices to double ever 36 years. Barely longer than a 30 year treasury note.

That is fucked up.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 03:33 PM (yQpMk)

The problem is that deflation is seen as much worse. The fear is that once you start seeing deflation, it's too late to stop it from cascading through the economy, hurting borrowers and causing secondary and tertiary effects.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 19, 2021 03:36 PM (jOcSX)

30 JK Rowling's lunatic stalkers up the ante, calling for pipe bombs:
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And she probably still thinks I'm more of a threat to her than the people literally threatening her life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

Agree. Your basic guilt-ridden, I-don't-deserve-this-succcess, doesn't-anyone-want-me-for-me suburban white middle class wine box mom.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2021 03:36 PM (2JVJo)

31 This particular Twilight Zone episode we are living in has been on far, far too long.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 19, 2021 03:36 PM (XZvba)

32 The dude who flashed his junk in the Wi Fitness women's locker room is a member of antifa -- which explains why antifa is so passionate about making sure he has the ability to keep on flashing.

I'll find the tweet that backs this up. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2021 03:36 PM (bDqIh)

33 I loaded this post on my tablet, saw only the shoe, and thought, "that shoe kinda looks like that Trump Inauguration SJW screaming."

Then I scrolled down.

Posted by: weew at July 19, 2021 03:37 PM (+m+uH)

34 This particular Twilight Zone episode we are living in has been on far, far too long.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 19, 2021 03:36 PM (XZvba)

I'm waiting for the karmic payoff.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 03:37 PM (yQpMk)

35 24 The exit polls said trump lost, then he won by76 k votes.
Posted by: Stinkler at July 19, 2021 03:34 PM (Z2F4h)

the requirements for being an exit pollster are at least three tats, one ring and unmatched socks

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 03:37 PM (YK4Qh)

36 I thought of Kamala when I saw those pink sneakers.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2021 03:37 PM (Ti+Tv)

37 Good thing neither Kameltoe nor the meat puppet are actually in charge, eh?

Fucking Oligarchy.

FLick the Bic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (V6f9+)

38 32 JK Rowling's lunatic stalkers up the ante, calling for pipe bombs:

I thought bongs were pipes

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (YK4Qh)

39 So I'm kinda out of popular culture these days. I decided to look up who Olga Kuryenko is.

I found this interview on Youtube:

https://youtu.be/MGH4leVm0kM

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Chernyenko My Coat At The Cleaners at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (Clxcy)

40 40 FLick the Bic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (V6f9+)

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Is that a sex thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

41 Ubax sounds like the bad guy from an old Tom Baker Dr. Who.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we're not doing hash-in-nic anymore? (T/XHv) at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (T/XHv)

42 Hello

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (70/+T)

43 That's a great photoshop on top.

Captures screaming Karen perfectly

Posted by: Zeera at July 19, 2021 03:39 PM (DDazy)

44 That Amish buggy may have been Burton OH on a Saturday night. Amish kids had a locker club in Burton or one of those NE OH villages where they kept their "Yankee Clothes".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 19, 2021 03:39 PM (I58tH)

45 There's a vagina museum? In De Wallen in Amsterdam I assume?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at July 19, 2021 03:39 PM (oWBc3)

46 If we would have just changed the name of Asian Carp sooner that subway attack would not have happened!

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 03:39 PM (2DOZq)

47 I thought bongs were pipes
Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (YK4Qh)

You can make a bong out of anything. /collegestudents

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 19, 2021 03:39 PM (jOcSX)

48 45 Hello
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (70/+T)

early thread winner

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 03:39 PM (YK4Qh)

49 Hello
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (70/+T)
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Hey there, been meaning to ask, how is Covid Jr.?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (2SdPm)

50 She's cute and charming but she apparently likes squirrels.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Chernyenko My Coat At The Cleaners at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (Clxcy)

51 JK Rowling's lunatic stalkers up the ante, calling for pipe bombs:

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And she probably still thinks I'm more of a threat to her than the people literally threatening her life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

Well you ARE a while male. So she kinda hates you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (V6f9+)

52 Don't start me on "emotional intelligence"

I hate that made up term. All it is is a way to try to give crybaby temper tantrums some kind of equivalence to being smart.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (5p7BC)

53 I think we all know something Kamal is qualified for but that would require her standing on the $5.00 corner.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (qZdIZ)

54 Doing great blake all is well!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (70/+T)

55 Who is MacKenzie Scott and is there a form I can fill out?

Posted by: spindrift at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (h5TKJ)

56 55 Don't start me on "emotional intelligence"

I hate that made up term. All it is is a way to try to give crybaby temper tantrums some kind of equivalence to being smart.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (5p7BC)

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What an emotionally intelligent thing to say...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

57 FLick the Bic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (V6f9+)

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Is that a sex thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

Schlicter thing.
But it does help me finish, so yes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 03:41 PM (V6f9+)

58 I hate that made up term. All it is is a way to try to give crybaby temper tantrums some kind of equivalence to being smart.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (5p7BC)

easy now

no reason to get hasty

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 03:41 PM (YK4Qh)

59 no reason to get hasty
Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 03:41 PM (YK4Qh)

Fucking Treebeard....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 03:42 PM (V6f9+)

60 On the job training.

https://bit.ly/3xTvmgm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 19, 2021 03:42 PM (d9FiS)

61 You are one of the reasons too, baseball skank.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2021 03:42 PM (63Dwl)

62 Big surprise Trafalgar is actually one of the most accurate pollsters
I always check aces pollsters

Posted by: Kurt at July 19, 2021 03:42 PM (rEWMP)

63 Am I still legal?

God still hates you so, SSDD.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 03:42 PM (yQpMk)

64 63 no reason to get hasty
Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 03:41 PM (YK4Qh)

Fucking Treebeard....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 03:42 PM (V6f9+)

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Just imagine the splinters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

65 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 03:43 PM (yQpMk)

66 Posted by: Stinkler at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (Z2F4h)

Your response is pure emotional retardation

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 03:43 PM (2DOZq)

67 Doing great blake all is well!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (70/+T)
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Great.

At least one family I know knew how to deal with Covid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at July 19, 2021 03:43 PM (2SdPm)

68 Your response is pure emotional retardation
Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 03:43 PM (2DOZq)

That's just the organic brain damage talking.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 03:44 PM (yQpMk)

69 Like a talking Ibex isn't scary enough without a bomb.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 19, 2021 03:44 PM (uhPTO)

70 "emotional intelligence"

That's an oxymoron if ever I heard one

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2021 03:44 PM (Zmnko)

71 Kamala will have all of your cocks in her satchel prepared to feed her cock monster.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 19, 2021 03:44 PM (HJR1G)

72 Likewise, take Social Security. Social Security's Trustees projected
that reserves in the retirement trust fund would be depleted in 2034.
Increase inflation will cause the CPI to go up resulting in higher
payments to Social Security recipients, thus the trust fund empties
sooner.
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Read something about getting a big raise next year, woohoo!

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 03:44 PM (+ya+t)

73 You know, it's really great what one of the things Trump did/does; showed us all the fake, phony, frauds out there and the majority have sunk into oblivion. (mostly)

I had to stop and think who Bill Kristol was.

That was a real pleasure knowing he's got a lot less impact in my life at least than he used to.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 03:44 PM (wb4G5)

74 If this buggy's rockin', don't come knockin'!

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at July 19, 2021 03:44 PM (R5lpX)

75 Up until a few months ago, I thought that screaming Hillary supporter was a man. The more you know....

Posted by: Mishdog at July 19, 2021 03:44 PM (cqAUI)

76 So many progs want JK Rowling cancelled and I can't even remember why? Something people thought was homophobic or transphobic? Just after she was lauded for making Dumbledore gay. My kids read all of the HP books, hell, I read all of the HP books and we loved them. She got millions of kids to actually put down the video games and read a book. I don't care that she has more money than the Queen, she has my eternal thanks for making kids interested in books.

Posted by: megthered at July 19, 2021 03:46 PM (YLNRu)

77 Hmmm. The Vagina Museum? I may have to look into that.

Posted by: A gynecologist at July 19, 2021 03:46 PM (Xwt96)

78 Emotional intelligence exists. It's how a husband knows that everything is pretty fucking far from fine, when his wife says "fine."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2021 03:47 PM (QU5/8)

79 The problem is that deflation is seen as much worse.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 19, 2021 03:36 PM (jOcSX)

And they may be correct, but the damage caused by inflation is well known, and the damage caused by deflation is mostly hypothetical, because it just doesn't happen very often.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 03:47 PM (Q9lwr)

80 76 So many progs want JK Rowling cancelled and I can't even remember why? Something people thought was homophobic or transphobic? Just after she was lauded for making Dumbledore gay. My kids read all of the HP books, hell, I read all of the HP books and we loved them. She got millions of kids to actually put down the video games and read a book. I don't care that she has more money than the Queen, she has my eternal thanks for making kids interested in books.
Posted by: megthered at July 19, 2021 03:46 PM (YLNRu)

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She's a TERF, a trans-exclusionary radical feminist.

Which means that she thinks that men are men and women are women.

For that, she must be destroyed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

81 For many married men, the Vagina Museum is a trip down memory lane.

Posted by: Jron at July 19, 2021 03:47 PM (X0WfC)

82 70 "emotional intelligence"

probably the basis of 98% of aurguments

private and public

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 03:47 PM (YK4Qh)

83 Do you people think the Amish just find their babies under a cabbage leaf?

Posted by: A gynecologist at July 19, 2021 03:48 PM (Xwt96)

84 I think 2024 is winnable and there's an opening for the right Republican.

I'll be shocked if we don't have some sort of financial catastrophe in the next 3 years. But then again, I thought I'd be in a bread line within 4 years of Obama.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2021 03:48 PM (PwNLq)

85 Can;t find the tweet from the Wi spa flasher showing he's antifa -- think it was Andy Ngo who retweeted him when this first came out.

>>JK Rowling's lunatic stalkers up the ante, calling for pipe bombs:

JK Rowling (paraphrased): As a woman who's been physically abused, I support women's only spaces, such as homeless shelters being biological women only for so that vulnerable women are protected from biological male abuse

Transgenders: You are literally killing transgenders with that opinion and we'll bomb you.

I can't even with this sh#t -- JK's words are murder, but bombing her is okie-dokie.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)

86 I keel your cheeldren then go on my CNN show and say Trump did it!

Posted by: Ubax Stelter at July 19, 2021 03:48 PM (AMIL/)

87 I thought the Newseum and Vagina museum were the same thing?

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 03:48 PM (2DOZq)

88 Inflation? Not a problem, invest in the stock market. When prices go up so will the value of your stocks.

DOW - down - 751.85 (2.17%)
NASDAQ - down - 152.25 (1.06%)
S&P 500 - down - 68.67 (1.59%)

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 03:49 PM (qleR6)

89 Spaghetti western > emotional intelligence

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 19, 2021 03:49 PM (d9FiS)

90 @75 - You mean he's not?!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at July 19, 2021 03:49 PM (AD14M)

91 "emotional intelligence"

That could explain Kavanaugh, Barret , and Roberts

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2021 03:49 PM (Zmnko)

92 In addition to the drain on the SS trust fund, Veterans Compensation and Pension increases at the same rate.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 19, 2021 03:49 PM (I58tH)

93 >>So many progs want JK Rowling cancelled and I can't even remember why?

See #85

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2021 03:49 PM (bDqIh)

94 nice

cop: I'm prepared to kill you

elct him to something

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:49 PM (M5vv0)

95 If the buggy is rockin' don't come knockin'
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2021 03:32 PM (xPl2J)

soooo... that would be the Amish Paradise that Weird Al was singing about...?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at July 19, 2021 03:49 PM (8D42x)

96 Oh, and the vile, idiotic Biden is fit for the presidency???

The country's a dumpster fire - that is, it's populace (mostly) is.

The Harris sexual innuendo stuff has been painfully boring since before most here had even heard of her.

She's an idiot. That's the point. And those around her, and those hired down the chain - all equally unfit to be any position of responsibility in what America *was*, at least.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 03:49 PM (OTzUX)

97 I saw Emotional Intelligence open up for Men Without Hats at your momma's house in '85.

Posted by: Chocolate Chocolate Chip at July 19, 2021 03:50 PM (b/ZXL)

98 I'm waiting for the karmic payoff.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 03:37 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah. The one where everyone takes off their masks and they're all aliens. (well at least the Democrats are. And not the good ET aliens either).

I keep waiting for a gravelly voiced Rod Serling Telling me there's a sign post up ahead.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 03:50 PM (wb4G5)

99 I think we all know something Kamal is qualified for but that would require her standing on the $5.00 corner.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 19, 2021 03:40 PM (qZdIZ)

Come on! This is the kind of fake news/disinformation that we need to avoid.

I think it is pretty obvious that she has a tremendous amount of practice, and is worth much more than $5/BJ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 03:50 PM (Q9lwr)

100 Let's call it "Funflation!"

Winflation.

Posted by: flounder at July 19, 2021 03:50 PM (KnJdm)

101 83 Do you people think the Amish just find their babies under a cabbage leaf?
Posted by: A gynecologist at July 19, 2021 03:48 PM (Xwt96)
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Mostly with the spinach and radishes.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 03:50 PM (qleR6)

102 You are literally killing transgenders with that opinion and we'll bomb you.

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Emotional unintelligence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 19, 2021 03:51 PM (d9FiS)

103 Excuse me if I'm mistaken but I think the spa is ANTI ped0 and they're refusing to wax the balls of a tranny thus the AntiFa pro ped0 riot.

Titania McGrath: the only genuine, honest liberal in the world.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 19, 2021 03:51 PM (UHVv4)

104 and is worth much more than $5/BJ.
The fight for $15!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2021 03:51 PM (r+sAi)

105 Market was down 750 today. Primarily due to "covid concerns" as my local cell of the Ministry of Propaganda told me.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at July 19, 2021 03:52 PM (u3OgD)

106 I think it is pretty obvious that she has a tremendous amount of practice, and is worth much more than $5/BJ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2021 03:50 PM (Q9lwr)

in town, maybe

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 03:52 PM (YK4Qh)

107 They shaved paradise
And put up a pussy-lot
[lot, lot, lot]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 19, 2021 03:52 PM (UHVv4)

108 The name "Ubax" is extra-terrestrial in origin. Wonder what its head looks like?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 19, 2021 03:52 PM (HaL55)

109 105 Excuse me if I'm mistaken but I think the spa is ANTI ped0 and they're refusing to wax the balls of a tranny thus the AntiFa pro ped0 riot.

Nah.. This is the one where the "woman" with the dick was letting it hang out in front of the Kiddies in the womens shower room

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2021 03:52 PM (Zmnko)

110 Athletic shoe is crying out due to the agony of de feet!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 03:53 PM (Xwt96)

111 I think it is pretty obvious that she has a tremendous amount of practice, and is worth much more than $5/BJ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown's

her competitive advantage is that she does five guys at a time

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:53 PM (M5vv0)

112 Amish buggies don't have dashboards, and therefore no dashboard lights, so how do the kids find paradise?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2021 03:54 PM (a3Q+t)

113 111 her competitive advantage is that she does five guys at a time
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:53 PM (M5vv0)

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She'll get me a burger from Five Guys at the same time? Nice...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

114 Kamala will bring laughter back to the White House. Does anybody remember laughter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2021 03:54 PM (63Dwl)

115 Athletic shoe is crying out due to the agony of de feet!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (KnJdm)

116 I think my toenails are made of adamantium....

Posted by: sven at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (Lzpvj)

117 What an emotionally intelligent thing to say...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

The term 'emotional intelligence' is just the left's latest way of telling you that their smirking dismissal of your rational fears is just too bad for you. Look to see a lot of these dismissal phrases associated with the real fears of regular Americans.

The left is always coming up with nonsensical phrases for common rational behavior: Irrational Exuberance, Racial Contextual Defiance, Online Radical Rightwing Imprinting, Patriotic Presupposition Postulation, etc etc

Posted by: Boswell at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (5iUNf)

118 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 19, 2021 03:49 PM (I58tH)

Also Union wages have a COLA clause. (that's a drunk santa on the beach in Fla in the summer. Hey he gets a vacation too)

There's a couple other things but I forget. But never fear they're talking about screwing with the way the number is figured. Just like Obama did and kept SS from having a COLA for 2 or 3 years while all that time the prices of stuff retired folks had to buy kept going up. Just like now. Only they can't go out and drum up some more business or a 2nd job.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (wb4G5)

119 She'll get me a burger from Five Guys at the same time? Nice...
Posted by: TheJames

that is different, she charges extra if you want her to do your burger, extra extra if it is after you eat the burger

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (M5vv0)

120 I mean, a poll from Convention of States Action?

Posted by: LMAO at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (9zXwu)

121 her competitive advantage is that she does five guys at a time
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The original kielbasa queen.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (+ya+t)

122 The name "Ubax" is extra-terrestrial in origin.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 19, 2021 03:52 PM

How do you know that? Are you an exobiologist?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (a3Q+t)

123 Ace is deleting posts again. cOnSeRvAtIvE pRiNcIpLeS!

Posted by: muckker at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (fud2Z)

124 fwiw, five guys sucks now

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (M5vv0)

125 115 Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (KnJdm)

BWAHAHAHA!

Oh Aime that is the funniest, like you know sweet f*ck all about athletic shoes....

Posted by: sven at July 19, 2021 03:56 PM (Lzpvj)

126 114 Kamala will bring laughter back to the White House. Does anybody remember laughter?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2021 03:54 PM (63Dwl)

I thought I had that deleted

Posted by: Bobby Plant at July 19, 2021 03:56 PM (YK4Qh)

127 Something's been eating the leaves on my altheas so I put out snail bait and sprayed for cut worms.

I'm out watering them and as I focus on the damaged leaves I see this huge grasshopper staring at me. (they can see you and know you want to kill them)

I'm going to buy a bottle of grasshopper killer.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 03:56 PM (qleR6)

128 the story said she charges extra if you want the hol to yourself

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:56 PM (M5vv0)

129 Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (+ya+t)

That's what's called "air tight". Google it if you dare.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 03:57 PM (wb4G5)

130 grasshopper killer.
Posted by: B

side by side or over under?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:57 PM (M5vv0)

131 I've got a uvula joke AND a Vagina Museum joke rolled into one, but I don't want to have to apologize to my dear departed Grandma yet again.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 03:58 PM (Xwt96)

132 124 Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (M5vv0)

I witnessed the first shut down Cincos Muchachos ever in Alexandria...

In all my travels I had never seen an out of business one.

Posted by: sven at July 19, 2021 03:58 PM (Lzpvj)

133 Does Ubax Gardheere's sanctum treasure include the fabled Talisman of Whiteness? Do I need a +2 weapon or greater to even harm Ubax?

Posted by: Broseidon at July 19, 2021 03:58 PM (az5oB)

134 That's what's called "air tight". Google it if you dare.
Posted by: j

what are things everybody should know at the hq for $100.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:58 PM (M5vv0)

135 fwiw, five guys sucks now
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM

Not to mention that often there are one, two, or even three gals on the crew of five these days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2021 03:59 PM (a3Q+t)

136 So, use a gender neutral term like fighter as in "firefighter" instead of "fireman".

Got it.

Today I got a Dreamsicle from the Ice Cream Fighter, when he drove his truck into our neighborhood.

It was yummy!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2021 03:59 PM (EERbD)

137 so how do the kids find paradise?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2021 03:54 PM (a3Q+t)
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You need lights?

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 03:59 PM (qleR6)

138 118 Yeah, the usual method they use to lower SS COLA and the others that follow it is not figure in the inflation of non necessities, like food and gas. Hell, the old geezers get meals on wheels so they don't need to buy food or use any gas.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 19, 2021 03:59 PM (I58tH)

139 I witnessed the first shut down Cincos Muchachos ever in Alexandria...

In all my travels I had never seen an out of business one.
Posted by: s

that is sad, you would think that something so new and popular would not have that issue.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:59 PM (M5vv0)

140 Ace is not only actively promoting GOP shill Ian Miles Chong but also deleting posts that criticize him for it.

Dude, you are as bad as Conservatives, Inc.

Posted by: pucker at July 19, 2021 03:59 PM (pRTll)

141 fwiw, five guys sucks now

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (M5vv0)

It sucked before too.

Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at July 19, 2021 03:59 PM (9zXwu)

142 I'm not sure what the problem is. I think Karmella would be every bit as good as Biden at what is expected of Biden.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you take this brand new key [/ at July 19, 2021 04:00 PM (9aYjv)

143 so not "con man" it is a "con fighter"....

not a "garbageman" it is a "garbage fighter" fuck I am Japanese.

Posted by: sven at July 19, 2021 04:01 PM (Lzpvj)

144 fwiw, five guys sucks now

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (M5vv0)

I recall when Five Guys was a local chain of five restaurants. The food writer, a very famous food critic, refused to rate them in an article about the best burgers in town. She said any place that only cooked burgers to well done, can not be rated, and they were not.

Now as a business, they proved her wrong, they are almost universally beloved and they are all over the globe now.

Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 04:01 PM (F2/Ok)

145 Braenyard, good luck. The only really effective grasshopper killer requires an ag liscense

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2021 04:01 PM (TPzMt)

146 fwiw, five guys sucks now

**

They're Cookout but with fewer options (especially milkshakes) and for three or four times the cost.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key [/ at July 19, 2021 04:01 PM (9aYjv)

147 142 I'm not sure what the problem is. I think Karmella would be every bit as good as Biden at what is expected of Biden.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you take this brand new key [/ at July 19, 2021 04:00 PM (9aYjv)
-----------------

Being there

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 04:01 PM (qleR6)

148 the thing is is, she wants to suicide her bad self for the eternal glory and to be ravged by 72 jihadi virgin

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:01 PM (M5vv0)

149 "So many progs want JK Rowling cancelled and I can't even remember why?"

via
https://tinyurl.com/428c83a

On June 6, 2020, Rowling retweeted an op-ed piece that discussed "people who menstruate" apparently taking issue with the fact that the story did not use the word women. "People who menstruate. I'm sure there used to be a word for those people. Someone help me out. Wumben? Wimpund? Woomud?" she wrote.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:02 PM (49Exr)

150 That's what's called "air tight". Google it if you dare.
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Just when I thought I'd heard it all, lol.

Posted by: dartist at July 19, 2021 04:02 PM (+ya+t)

151 139 Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:59 PM (M5vv0)

The burgers were IMHO overrated, but the fries were acceptable once upon a time, at some point their trainees quit caring about their oil quality.

Posted by: sven at July 19, 2021 04:02 PM (Lzpvj)

152 You need lights?
Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 03:59 PM

Survey say no!

Posted by: Thai Ladybois at July 19, 2021 04:02 PM (a3Q+t)

153
Hell, the old geezers get meals on wheels so they don't need to buy food or use any gas.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

I'm a geezer. How do I get this free food delivered?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2021 04:02 PM (63Dwl)

154 Ace is officially a GOP shill. How much are you getting for promoting tweets of GOP operatives, Ace?

Posted by: Number 666 at July 19, 2021 04:02 PM (Em7Wl)

155 I recall when Five Guys was a local chain of five restaurants. The food writer, a very famous food critic, refused to rate them in an article about the best burgers in town. She said any place that only cooked burgers to well done, can not be rated, and they were not.

Now as a business, they proved her wrong, they are almost universally beloved and they are all over the globe now.
Posted by: Q

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:03 PM (M5vv0)

156 She'll get me a burger from Five Guys at the same time? Nice...
Posted by: TheJames

She's more of a Weiner World type of gal.

Or maybe "Hott Diggity Dogg" type of gal.

One heartbeat away...

Posted by: Golfman at July 19, 2021 04:03 PM (hOMhY)

157 Now watch the crowd engage the boring teenager.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:03 PM (OTzUX)

158 The Amish still use a buggy. When is the last time someone mentioned using a Wii?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2021 04:03 PM (TPzMt)

159 The burgers were IMHO overrated, but the fries were acceptable once upon a time, at some point their trainees quit caring about their oil quality.
Posted by: s

i agree, they were not great but good enough and fast enough to be competitive with fast food.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:04 PM (M5vv0)

160 Up until a few months ago, I thought that screaming Hillary supporter was a man. The more you know....
Posted by: Mishdog at July 19, 2021 03:44 PM (cqAUI)

What? I just got around to thinking they were a guy. Now you tell me that was a female? That's what I first thought when it was a thing.

Now I don't know what to believe.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 04:04 PM (wb4G5)

161 People with a little emotional intelligence

... can meme.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2021 04:04 PM (/hXfz)

162 fwiw, five guys sucks now
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM

Shep is now the manager there? I mean, talk about a leader with the ability to turn around the work culture!

Posted by: Boswell at July 19, 2021 04:04 PM (5iUNf)

163 Ace is officially a GOP shill. How much are you getting for promoting tweets of GOP operatives, Ace?
Posted by: Number 666 at July 19, 2021 04:02 PM (Em7Wl)

Heh.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:04 PM (yQpMk)

164 That Buggy is gonna stink.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 04:05 PM (VmZxp)

165 Shep is now the manager there? I mean, talk about a leader with the ability to turn around the work culture!
Posted by: B

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:05 PM (M5vv0)

166 Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2021 03:59 PM (EERbD)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 19, 2021 04:05 PM (oEn12)

167 Instead of saying "Vagina Museum," say "Flayed-Open and Fold-Up Cock Lined With Fish Skin and Leaking Pus Museum."

Posted by: Museum for Real Vaginas at July 19, 2021 04:05 PM (JN3xP)

168 153 Haven't figured that out myself, Bert. I think you go through something like a senior center.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 19, 2021 04:05 PM (I58tH)

169 Ben And Jerry's Introduces Fun New Flavor 'Push The Jews Into The Sea Salt And Caramel'

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 19, 2021 04:05 PM (d9FiS)

170 Make sure you click on the tweets posted by GOP shills Ace is promoting. Otherwise, he won't get referal money.

Posted by: Bumper 666 at July 19, 2021 04:06 PM (DnvAO)

171 Five Guys Burgers have little to no salt in them.

That's why they don't taste like anything.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 04:06 PM (VmZxp)

172 Dear Penthouse
I have the perfect wife, well 98% perfect. She has this mean tweet problem. But the sex is great.. and she raised our kids... and she loves me like no other.

But...

There is this latino Florida chick that is REALLY hot. I keep telling myself it won't go bad, like with that Jersey Girl I thought was really hot...or that nice girl from Wisconsin that I thought was really hot...

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:06 PM (49Exr)

173 Fucking third tier candidate. Anyone really surprised? Nothing shocks me anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2021 04:06 PM (nxdel)

174 fwiw, five guys sucks now
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 03:55 PM (M5vv0)

When the one in our town opened up - they had quite the schtick, and stuck to it for about a year. They'd announce when people entered, and how many. Then, they'd shout 1 patty, 2 patties, whatever. The fries never got started until the burger was getting assembled. The joint was always jumping. Then, they just sort of gave it all up, and couldn't have been less excited. I'm not even sure I've been there since the lockdowns started last year. I was never a big fan. A regular burger is too big for me, so I always got the small burger (1 patty) and I can't eat 5 lbs of potatoes in a small order. You've really got to eat the stuff there, otherwise the spuds congeal and the burger steams in the foil wrapper, making the bun sort of a pasty doughy yuck. Not sure it could change much from there, but who knows. I'd assume they're all different depending on management. If I go again, I'll have to get a shake or water, because I'm not ever buying a coke anything again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 19, 2021 04:06 PM (wAnMi)

175 So, what is this "emotional intelligence" dealio?

Is this some way of attributing the Low IQ tantrum response of most progtards opposing views as "intelligence", instead of -

you know...a Low IQ tantrum?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2021 04:06 PM (EERbD)

176 We are going to get Ho Harris before the end of next year as leader of the Marxists world.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2021 04:06 PM (Cxk7w)

177 FWIW, a guy I know that's pretty plugged into DC says Democrats have terrible numbers for Kamala internally.

She's like Hillary, everyone pretends she's popular, but she's loathed if she's ever at the top of the ticket.

I like my chances better against Kamala than Biden. Biden knows his best chance is to just hide.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2021 04:07 PM (PwNLq)

178 It's worth remembering that all of this is on purpose. Joe is obviously a severely compromised dementia patient with a felon, drug-addicted, money-laundering son and family. Karmella came in 4th place in the presidential primaries in her home state.

All of this is because the people in charge WANT you to know that they can do it, and they can do it very obviously and with the worst of the worst just to rub your nose in it. It's part of the kink.

See also: Epstein, Rittenhouse, January 6th tourists, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:07 PM (9aYjv)

179 "So many progs want JK Rowling cancelled and I can't even remember why?"

via
https://tinyurl.com/428c83a

On June 6, 2020, Rowling retweeted an op-ed piece that discussed "people who menstruate" apparently taking issue with the fact that the story did not use the word women. "People who menstruate. I'm sure there used to be a word for those people. Someone help me out. Wumben? Wimpund? Woomud?" she wrote.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:02 PM (49Exr)

England is well ahead of us on the war to crush Feminists who don't want to have sex with guys wearing dresses. They have hate crime legislation to do it with too.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2021 04:07 PM (eoQWY)

180 >>>171 Five Guys Burgers have little to no salt in them.

That's why they don't taste like anything.

...

hm. I was wondering. I never liked Five Guys. Everyone was screaming about them. Never understood.

I think maybe it was just an early example of idiots believing whatever the crowd on twitter had been convinced to repeat by an Alpha Idiot.

Also like the point about the burgers being welldone. Also true, based on my limited experience.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:07 PM (0G13K)

181 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 19, 2021 04:08 PM (arJlL)

182 Do they have female penises at the Vagina Museum?

Posted by: f'd at July 19, 2021 04:08 PM (Tnijr)

183
Uh-huh.

One of the big reasons I like Ace, is that he's one of the only (maybe the only?) voices on the Right strongly encouraging the base to turn on the GOP.

That's a really dumb line for trolling, and nobody who follows AoS will buy into it. Be better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 04:08 PM (JN3xP)

184 RE: Vagina Museum.

I'd pay good money to watch a bunch of LARPing barbarians try to batter down the down with a giant foam dildo.

Posted by: flounder at July 19, 2021 04:08 PM (KnJdm)

185 Like a. Lizard. Slowly licking. An orange. Forever.

Posted by: Wm. Shatner at July 19, 2021 04:08 PM (a3Q+t)

186 I'm a geezer. How do I get this free food delivered?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2021 04:02 PM (63Dwl)

Mealsonwheelsamerica dot org.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:08 PM (V6f9+)

187 Jedediah -n- Rebekah sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes makin' babies in a horse-drawn carriage!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 04:08 PM (Xwt96)

188 And do they have a snack bar?

Posted by: f'd at July 19, 2021 04:09 PM (Tnijr)

189 180 hm. I was wondering. I never liked Five Guys. Everyone was screaming about them. Never understood.

I think maybe it was just an early example of idiots believing whatever the crowd on twitter had been convinced to repeat by an Alpha Idiot.

Also like the point about the burgers being welldone. Also true, based on my limited experience.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:07 PM (0G13K)

=========

I've never actually eaten a burger from Five Guys. I do like their hot dogs, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

190 In-and-Out burgers, though: THE HYPE IS REAL

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:09 PM (0G13K)

191 True Pure Emotional Intelligence is seasoned with a side of autism and a generous helping of Aspergers.

Posted by: Miklos, for example at July 19, 2021 04:09 PM (QzkSJ)

192 What's gonna be even more fun is when the Fed ups the interest rate, all the credit card rates will go up also.

And people are going to scream and scream cause we've had like over 15 years of 0% interest and your credit card interest rate hasn't gone up in that time but now those payments are going to have to get bigger and some folks won't be able to pay them. Boom goes the economy when more and more people are forced to live within their means. Can't buy more crap and people jobs will go away over that too.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 04:09 PM (wb4G5)

193 Hello, Morons.

Posted by: M0dAfUck3r at July 19, 2021 04:09 PM (G6MUs)

194 FWIW, a guy I know that's pretty plugged into DC says Democrats have terrible numbers for Kamala internally.

She's like Hillary, everyone pretends she's popular, but she's loathed if she's ever at the top of the ticket

Naw. She's way worse.

Way

Posted by: Golfman at July 19, 2021 04:10 PM (hOMhY)

195 Also like the point about the burgers being welldone. Also true, based on my limited experience.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:07 PM (0G13K)

you are right. It was on their site at one point almost in a defensive way. They said they only do well done and that is that.

Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 04:10 PM (F2/Ok)

196 bill in arkansas

I'm a geezer. How do I get this free food delivered?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2021 04:02 PM (63Dwl)
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Pray tell.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 04:10 PM (qleR6)

197 I would very much like to buy a corn dog at the Vagina Museum Cafe.

Posted by: f'd at July 19, 2021 04:10 PM (Tnijr)

198 192 And people are going to scream and scream cause we've had like over 15 years of 0% interest and your credit card interest rate hasn't gone up in that time but now those payments are going to have to get bigger and some folks won't be able to pay them. Boom goes the economy when more and more people are forced to live within their means. Can't buy more crap and people jobs will go away over that too.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 04:09 PM (wb4G5)

==========

We pay off our credit cards in full every month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

199 Was that Khamala working on getting the Amish vote?

Posted by: Bosk at July 19, 2021 04:10 PM (FgPjD)

200
Five Guys' burgers ok, I guess. Nothing special. Their fries blow, though. And that's the main/only reason I like fast food. Good fries are critical.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 04:10 PM (JN3xP)

201 Posted by: Bumper 666 at July 19, 2021 04:06 PM (DnvAO)

Why would you need to click the post to go to twatter when you can read it here? Besides, twatter can't monetize anything unless you're a registered user and are logged in. That's why they make it nearly impossible to navigate without being logged in. And now, IG has made it entirely impossible to view anything without being registered/logged - everybody is moving that direction, save for goolag/YT (for now).

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 19, 2021 04:11 PM (wAnMi)

202 A Big Kahuna Burger. That is a tasty burger.

Posted by: Jules, Bad MoFo at July 19, 2021 04:11 PM (I58tH)

203 180 Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:07 PM (0G13K)

If you find yourself in North Carolina or Tennessee you can go to backyard BBQ, they do everything burger wise Cincos Muchachos does.

5 Guys is okay if you get A-1 cooked in for taste, but for real moron happiness one needs come to the ArkLaTex or Pensacola and go to WhataBurger.

Posted by: sven at July 19, 2021 04:11 PM (Lzpvj)

204 I ate a dog.

Posted by: JEF at July 19, 2021 04:11 PM (J7Wmq)

205 Stay away from the Double Furburgers.

Posted by: f'd at July 19, 2021 04:11 PM (Tnijr)

206 (0G13K)

you are right. It was on their site at one point almost in a defensive way. They said they only do well done and that is that.
Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 04:10 PM (F2/Ok)
---------------

That's why God gave us fire, to kill all the worms and germs.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 04:11 PM (qleR6)

207 I like 5 Guys burgers ok. They aren't sufficiently better than fresh grilled Burger King double Whopper or a Wendy's Baconator.

They are more consistent that Burger King, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:11 PM (V6f9+)

208 Just got back from a trip to the Boston area.
we went to Five Guys on the way there. Ok but overpriced.
Went to a McDonald's today. Very clean. Ordered at the "kiosk" - "customized" each burger (aka picked the condiments).
They got everything right and the burgers were fresh hot and delicious.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 19, 2021 04:12 PM (oEn12)

209 i like burger king burgers. they're smoky.

I would guess they're only smoky because they give them a paint-up with Liquid Smoke.

Still, I like that.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:12 PM (0G13K)

210 I think Five Guys makes an above average burger and fries. The problem is they are tremendously overpriced.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 04:12 PM (2DOZq)

211 Naw. She's way worse.

Way
Posted by: Golfman

Way!

Posted by: Wayne and Garth at July 19, 2021 04:12 PM (QzkSJ)

212 At least the initial stores for Five Guys opened in NoVA back in the .... late 90s? Early 2000s? Used to drive by the very first location, never bothered to stop. Long before Twitter existed, anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:12 PM (OTzUX)

213 I can't even with this sh#t -- JK's words are murder, but bombing her is okie-dokie.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)

Collectivists never have an issue with planning atrocities against someone not in the group. It is what socialism/communism/fascism is *for*.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2021 04:12 PM (eoQWY)

214 Liquid Smoke is an acceptable product. It literally is liquid smoke. They burn sh*t and then distill the charred whatever.

I have no problem with it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:13 PM (9aYjv)

215 "JK's words are murder, but bombing her is okie-dokie"

Thats's why they claim her words are violence, so they are *responding* to violence instead of initiating.

On the bright side, it means they still have some shame, or they wouldn't feel the need for such cover. But the bad news is that's all the good news there is.

I predict the threat will shut her down. The police will refuse to protect her, the nazi will find her and hurt her, and she will fold.

Because "the best have lost all conviction"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:13 PM (49Exr)

216 hm. I was wondering. I never liked Five Guys. Everyone was screaming about them. Never understood.

I think maybe it was just an early example of idiots believing whatever the crowd on twitter had been convinced to repeat by an Alpha Idiot.

Also like the point about the burgers being welldone. Also true, based on my limited experience.

Posted by: ace

fucking contrarians

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:13 PM (M5vv0)

217 In-and-Out burgers, though: THE HYPE IS REAL
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:09 PM (0G13K)

In-and-Out, WhataBurger the hype is real.

5 Guys...meh. Though they do seem to be the right place to have a French Fry Throwing War.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2021 04:13 PM (EERbD)

218 sigh /

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:13 PM (M5vv0)

219 Liquid Smoke is an acceptable product. It literally is liquid smoke. They burn sh*t and then distill the charred whatever.

I have no problem with it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:13 PM (9aYjv)

Easy way to OK pulled pork with a pork roast in the oven.

Posted by: flounder at July 19, 2021 04:14 PM (KnJdm)

220 202 A Big Kahuna Burger. That is a tasty burger.
Posted by: Jules, Bad MoFo at July 19, 2021 04:11 PM (I58tH)

Those burgers are to die for.

Posted by: M0d The fUck3r at July 19, 2021 04:14 PM (N08t9)

221 Burger King > In & Out Burger

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

222 I am a Whopper fan.

If Burger King could get its fries more like McDonalds, and add a fish sammich that doesn't suck, they'd be something.

(Not that I eat fries anymore BUT i do remember them being very meh. BTW, McDonald's fries aren't as good anymore because they stopped frying them in tallow (meat fat) and started frying them in vegetable oil, because vegetarians and I think Indians demanded it. So Burger King has an opening there.)

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:14 PM (0G13K)

223 Put a tiny bit of liquid smoke in some pulled chicken I made last week. Also some smoked paprika. S**t is damn good.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:14 PM (OTzUX)

224 >>>219 Liquid Smoke is an acceptable product. It literally is liquid smoke. They burn sh*t and then distill the charred whatever.

i don't have a problem with it, I just mean, it's the "flame grill" that's giving it that taste. (I don't think.)

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:15 PM (0G13K)

225 [monetize social media] - everybody is moving that direction, save for goolag/YT (for now).
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 19, 2021 04:11 PM (wAnMi)
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Training up a whole nation takes a while.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 04:15 PM (qleR6)

226 Then comes makin' babies in a horse-drawn carriage!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 04:08 PM

Slowly at first, then at a ~~canter~~ gallop.

Posted by: That Guy who says "Slowly at first, then ..." at July 19, 2021 04:15 PM (a3Q+t)

227 Missed the WhoDis? today. Too bad. John Schneider actually bought the house I grew up in (some years after I'd left, of course).

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 19, 2021 04:15 PM (dfRN6)

228 also based on our trip I deduce that only hispanics work in the service industry in MA/CT
dunno where they hid all the black people

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 19, 2021 04:15 PM (oEn12)

229 Kamala working the Amish vote?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2021 04:15 PM (axyOa)

230 Corky's in Memphis, although known mostly for BBQ, had a spectacular mile high burger with every trimming known to man - but that was sometime ago.

The Pig Stand in Ville Platte, LA also made some fantastic burgers...I think I was mostly drunk when I ate there, so there is that.

Posted by: Boswell at July 19, 2021 04:15 PM (5iUNf)

231 Only time I had a 5 Guys was when we went to ABQ in June. We had checked in to the rental, it had been a long day and my grandson asked if anyone wanted one because he was going. I said yes because I was starving. Keep in mind I was starving as in I would eat a horse between two fields. It was delicious. lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2021 04:15 PM (nxdel)

232 We've often talked about the glory that once was of McDonald's fries, and how they now suck. Of course,beef tallow in the fryer was the key, and I seem to remember a friend telling me (he managed and eventually got his own store) they added a small amount of sugar to the salt.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 19, 2021 04:15 PM (I58tH)

233 FWIW, a guy I know that's pretty plugged into DC says Democrats have terrible numbers for Kamala internally.

She's like Hillary, everyone pretends she's popular, but she's loathed if she's ever at the top of the ticket

Naw. She's way worse.

Way
Posted by: G

what do the other four guys say?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:16 PM (M5vv0)

234 Went to a McDonald's today. Very clean. Ordered at the "kiosk" - "customized" each burger (aka picked the condiments).

They got everything right and the burgers were fresh hot and delicious.
Good thing you didn't see the robots putting lubricant on your burgers.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2021 04:16 PM (ZsR3z)

235 Five Guys' burgers ok, I guess. Nothing special. Their fries blow, though. And that's the main/only reason I like fast food. Good fries are critical.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 04:10 PM (JN3xP)

I'm assuming they all post the farm that the potatoes were grown? I think the fries are good for that type of fry, it's a real potato person's fry. Better than In N Out's Kennebec's, which I've never really warmed up to either. The best fries for the places around me are Mooyah, and especially Habit Burger, which has really good fries and the best burgers of all the chains in CA I've tried. Funny enough, there's a place called Mr. Falafel in my town, they have ok gyros, falafels and shawarmas, but their burgers are great and the fries are amazing. I don't know what they do to the fries, but they're incredibly crispy, creamy inside and fantastic seasoning. So good I've never tried their onion rings, which people swear by. Now I'm hungry again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 19, 2021 04:16 PM (wAnMi)

236
Burger restaurants are something I don't get really. You can do much better, much cheaper at your house. And they're super-easy to make... you can do it faster than driving to the place, ordering, and coming back. Toasting the buns + slicing the veggies + cooking the beef/melting cheese + sautee for onions/mushrooms

I've always seen them as something just for when you're on the road, and really can't make your own.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 04:16 PM (JN3xP)

237 also based on our trip I deduce that only hispanics work in the service industry in MA/CT
dunno where they hid all the black people

**

No one wants to think too hard about that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:16 PM (9aYjv)

238 "JK's words are murder, but bombing her is okie-dokie"

Thats's why they claim her words are violence, so they are *responding* to violence instead of initiating.

On the bright side, it means they still have some shame, or they wouldn't feel the need for such cover. But the bad news is that's all the good news there is.

I predict the threat will shut her down. The police will refuse to protect her, the nazi will find her and hurt her, and she will fold.

Because "the best have lost all conviction"
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:13 PM (49Exr)

This isn't new, Rowling has been attacked for this several times now. The fact that she has tons of money and all the Pottergeeks who aren't crazy left with her helps. Other TERFs (trans-exclusionary radical feminists) have not been so lucky.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2021 04:16 PM (eoQWY)

239 what is abq, some weird versin of bbq?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:17 PM (M5vv0)

240
Is that Shoe On Head in the first pics?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2021 04:17 PM (pNxlR)

241 Not to be the TITPB

but how fucking hard is it to make a hamburger

at home, where you know where the fingers have been

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 04:17 PM (YK4Qh)

242 >>Burger restaurants are something I don't get really. You can do much better, much cheaper at your house. And they're super-easy to make... you can do it faster than driving to the place, ordering, and coming back. Toasting the buns + slicing the veggies + cooking the beef/melting cheese + sautee for onions/mushrooms

well... it's hard to buy lettuce, tomato, and onion for just one day's burger. That is a problem.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:17 PM (0G13K)

243 The police will refuse to protect her, the nazi will find her and hurt her, and she will fold.

Because "the best have lost all conviction"
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:13 PM (49Exr)

She has hundreds of millions of $ to afford private security. She'll be fine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:17 PM (V6f9+)

244 A Prez can do for the country what they did on their way to becoming Prez. Trump could negotiate the country's biz deals.

A BJ queen can beejer China so we can move up in the world. Yay for us.

Posted by: jc at July 19, 2021 04:18 PM (N1WXz)

245 Stay away from the Double Furburgers.
Posted by: f'd at July 19, 2021 04:11 PM (Tnijr)
........

unless you have floss.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2021 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

246 Best burgers here are an independently owned shop. Good fries and a flan to die for.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2021 04:18 PM (TPzMt)

247 I'm a geezer. How do I get this free food delivered?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2021 04:02 PM (63Dwl)

IKR! These kids think they're funny and stuff but don't have a clue what being old is really like. They'll get just as shocked as we were when it happened to us. Maybe more cause they've been pampered a bit emotionally. And healthwise? All these health nuts are going to lose when the arthritis kicks in and the prostate swells up and your SO finds these bumps in your tits.

Growing old ain't for sissies.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 04:18 PM (wb4G5)

248 I knew a guy named Jedediah who dabbled in transcendental meditation a little bit.

He was Ohmmm...ish

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 04:18 PM (Xwt96)

249 what is abq, some weird versin of bbq?

LOL.. Albuquerque.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2021 04:18 PM (nxdel)

250
ABQ is airline-ese for Albuquerque, NM

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2021 04:18 PM (pNxlR)

251 >>>245 Stay away from the Double Furburgers.
Posted by: f'd

LUNCH IS SERVED!!!

Posted by: Kamala Furburger Harris at July 19, 2021 04:18 PM (0G13K)

252 We've often talked about the glory that once was of McDonald's fries, and how they now suck. Of course,beef tallow in the fryer was the key, and I seem to remember a friend telling me (he managed and eventually got his own store) they added a small amount of sugar to the salt.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 19, 2021 04:15 PM (I58tH)

**

Whenever this comes up it's necessary to point out that we tracked down the numbers in one of JJ's threads a year or two ago and found out that making everything taste worse and become more expensive through the multi-billion dollar switch from trans-fats potentially "saved" five (5) people's lives each year.

That's not a joke, btw. The data is out there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:18 PM (9aYjv)

253 Some asshole muslims on twitter are all upset I want ben and jerry to die

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2021 04:19 PM (Irn0L)

254 I am a Whopper fan.

If Burger King could get its fries more like McDonalds, and add a fish sammich that doesn't suck, they'd be something.

(Not that I eat fries anymore BUT i do remember them being very meh. BTW, McDonald's fries aren't as good anymore because they stopped frying them in tallow (meat fat) and started frying them in vegetable oil, because vegetarians and I think Indians demanded it. So Burger King has an opening there.)
Posted by: ace

you should give the mcd quarter pndr a try. since they decide to go to the fresh never frozen beef it is very good.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:19 PM (M5vv0)

255 Burger King > In & Out Burger
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

Oh FFS! Burger King is awful. I used to work there when but a teen. I still can't eat one. Their fake grilled chemicals are just too much. Sorta like the Quiznos "Flavor".

Burger King is the "Prometheus" of Burger joints.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2021 04:19 PM (EERbD)

256 >> Liquid Smoke is an acceptable product. It literally is liquid smoke. They burn sh*t and then distill the charred whatever.

It can be really overpowering if you Bobby Flay it.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 04:19 PM (VmZxp)

257 hat is abq, some weird versin of bbq?

LOL.. Albuquerque.
Posted by: J

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:19 PM (M5vv0)

258 "This isn't new, Rowling has been attacked for this several times now. "

You think she'll survive it? I don't think the nazis will let her get away with it. May give other people ideas.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:19 PM (49Exr)

259 If Burger King could get its fries more like McDonalds, and add a fish sammich that doesn't suck, they'd be something.

They used to have The Whaler, which was a decent fish sandwich.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:19 PM (yQpMk)

260 Burger King > In & Out Burger > Jack-In-The-Box

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

261 but how fucking hard is it to make a hamburger

at home, where you know where the fingers have been
Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 04:17 PM (YK4Qh)

Depends. Do you have everything prepped and portioned? Got a bun toaster? Melted butter? Hamburger thawed and in patties? You ok with doing the dishes and cleanup afterwards?

Or do you want to save 15 minutes or more and just spend $5 and get a burger?

Spending money to save time is good unless you have more time than money.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (V6f9+)

262 31 This particular Twilight Zone episode we are living in has been on far, far too long.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 19, 2021 03:36 PM (XZvba)

And when you turn it off or unplug it it still stays on. Just like that Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (H8QX8)

263 well... it's hard to buy lettuce, tomato, and onion for just one day's burger. That is a problem.

You've paid less, and now you have tasty leftover veggies to snack on? Not seeing the problem. Perhaps Americans wouldn't be such lardasses if they ate more crudites.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (ZsR3z)

264 Best burgers and fries I've had is a stereotype. Little Greek burger joint called Mary Ann's in Lake Charles, LA. It's since closed since the Greek guy can't cook from Heaven.

It was almost an exact replica of the we SNL skit except it was a black lady taking your order and yelling it to the owner / cook.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (2DOZq)

265 255 Oh FFS! Burger King is awful. I used to work there when but a teen. I still can't eat one. Their fake grilled chemicals are just too much. Sorta like the Quiznos "Flavor".

Burger King is the "Prometheus" of Burger joints.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2021 04:19 PM (EERbD)

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I worked at the BK lounge throughout college, for four years. There were no chemicals added. Frozen patties that went into the broiler. If enough went in, the grease flamed up at the bottom of the broiler.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

266 Usually there is a much better option than Fast Food Burgers.

You just have to ask a cop, emt or a fireman where the best local burger joint is.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (VmZxp)

267 Wendy's Double cheeseburger, 4 spicy nuggets, small fries, drink, $3.99. With my free Frosty key tag I get a free Jr Frosty and get out of there for $4.27 with tax. I'm cheap like that.

Posted by: f'd at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (Tnijr)

268 I feel like we're not focusing enough on a person named Ubax.

Which is either a Kevin Spacey movie or a Prince of the Nine Hells.

(It sounds like Obox-Ob and ace can't pretend that he doesn't know what that is)

Posted by: Broseidon at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (az5oB)

269 Good fries and a flan to die for.

*****

Do they have one of those punch card deals where if you buy 10 the next one is free?

You know, a Flan Club?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (Xwt96)

270 Best burgers here are an independently owned shop

Seriously the best burgers I've ever had were at a bar. Bar food is good stuff!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (nxdel)

271 Ask not what your country can do for you.

Rather ask what your country can do TO you.

(apologies to JFK)

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (wb4G5)

272 I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver......

Posted by: Doctor Evil at July 19, 2021 04:21 PM (JUOKG)

273 >>I worked at the BK lounge throughout college, for four years. There were no chemicals added. Frozen patties that went into the broiler. If enough went in, the grease flamed up at the bottom of the broiler.

huh. Well okay then!

once i'm off this semi-fast i'll get a couple of whoppers.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:21 PM (0G13K)

274
well... it's hard to buy lettuce, tomato, and onion for just one day's burger. That is a problem.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:17 PM (0G13K)

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Right, if you're a single dude, that's tricky. I'm cooking for a family, so that's no problem. But yeah, when I was single, I was always wasting shit when I made tacos/burgers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 04:21 PM (JN3xP)

275 We've often talked about the glory that once was of McDonald's fries, and how they now suck.

Don't get me started on the disfiguring joy that was the original fried pie.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:21 PM (yQpMk)

276 One week in France, the only edible meals I had were at a 5 guys and in Brussels.

(Yes, I know Brussels isn't in France)

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 04:21 PM (5p7BC)

277 I cook every night and at least twice a day each day on weekends.

I have no problem going to Cookout to feed the family tasty hamburger plates (with fries and whatever else) for $20.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:21 PM (9aYjv)

278 Missed the WhoDis? today. Too bad. John Schneider
actually bought the house I grew up in (some years after I'd left, of
course).

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 19, 2021 04:15 PM (dfRN6)

heh, that is a pretty cool anecdote.

Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 04:21 PM (F2/Ok)

279 >>Wendy's Double cheeseburger

F that redheaded C.

Worst. Food Poisoning. Ever.

I cried. Then. Like Wanda Jackson. I cried again.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (VmZxp)

280 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (xK9An)

281 Burger restaurants are something I don't get really. You can do much better, much cheaper at your house. And they're super-easy to make... you can do it faster than driving to the place, ordering, and coming back. Toasting the buns + slicing the veggies + cooking the beef/melting cheese + sautee for onions/mushrooms

I've always seen them as something just for when you're on the road, and really can't make your own.
Posted by: Y

what is this is true for $100?

everything is better; better beef, more beef, better staff.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (M5vv0)

282 Read that Greenland has stopped oil drilling - for the environment.

Trump will buy Greenland at a discount in'24.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (qleR6)

283
The best fast food fish sandwich that you can get right now is-

Cajun Flounder Sandwich at Popeyes.

Ask for extra tartar sauce and you'll be in pure fish sandwich bliss.

Argh, now I want one.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (EERbD)

284 Ubax Gardheere sounds like a name from a science fiction movie.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (cSyAR)

285 Burger King is the "Prometheus" of Burger joints.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2021 04:19 PM (EERbD)

Posted by: Gainzzzz matter at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (l5R6/)

286 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah but how long ago was that Boomer?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (wb4G5)

287 Ace implicitly admits he's a GOP shill because he immediately deletes posts that call him out as a GOP shill. Ace knows Ian Miles is a third-world GOP-paid "influencer" and still chooses to promote the dude. If it was unique and relevant content, that would be something. But 4 tweets of meaningless shit in a row? That smells like referral cash.

Soon Ace will be promoting "Lincoln Project" clicks.

Posted by: GOP-shill #1 at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (F75r2)

288 273 >>I worked at the BK lounge throughout college, for four years. There were no chemicals added. Frozen patties that went into the broiler. If enough went in, the grease flamed up at the bottom of the broiler.

huh. Well okay then!

once i'm off this semi-fast i'll get a couple of whoppers.
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:21 PM (0G13K)

=========

The toppings are, in order from bottom to top, four pickles, a round of ketchup, two rings of fresh onions. The top of the bun is slathered in mayo, then lettuce, and then two tomato slices. I get mustard added because it should be part of the base recipe. I say this as an expert.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

289 Only rarely get a burger from a chain, usually In n Out, but they're good. Most burgers I have are in brewpubs or similar restaurants, they can be very good, much better than I could do at home. A hockey guy had a great small dive pub/bar down near the zoo, they had excellent burgers. Sadly the place didn't survive The Great Global Idiocy - need to contact him at his other place and see if he has plans to resurrect something downtown-ish.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (OTzUX)

290 Seriously the best burgers I've ever had were at a bar. Bar food is good stuff!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (nxdel)

Bowling Alleys have their own uniqueness that I have not seen close to being replicated.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (2DOZq)

291 Best burgers and fries I've had is a stereotype.
Little Greek burger joint called Mary Ann's in Lake Charles, LA. It's
since closed since the Greek guy can't cook from Heaven.

It was almost an exact replica of the we SNL skit except it was a
black lady taking your order and yelling it to the owner / cook.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM

I just did some 80/20 chuck burgers on the propane grill and they are the best I ever did. I have no idea what I did different to make them so good.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (JUOKG)

292 Home grilled hamburgers are the best

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (Cxk7w)

293 They used to have The Whaler, which was a decent fish sandwich.

Damn dude you have to be as old as me! I worked at a BK in my 20's. Anyone who ordered a Whaler we had to talk into the mic "Whaler Down" telling the cook to put one in the fryer. So yeah.. they were fresh. Remember the YUMBO? lmao!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (nxdel)

294 He was Ohmmm...ish

*initiates drinking sequence*

Posted by: Miklos considers this egregious even by Muldoonian standards at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (QzkSJ)

295 247 I was sailing along pretty good until about 64, 65 and then the arthritis kicked in. Now it's like every week a new place hurts, plus all the other little fringe benefits like, for example, eye floaters and of course having to be on a fiber regimen or things come to a halt. I'm only 70 but it sure as hell isn't the new 50.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (I58tH)

296 I recall when Five Guys was a local chain of five restaurants. The food writer, a very famous food critic, refused to rate them in an article about the best burgers in town. She said any place that only cooked burgers to well done, can not be rated, and they were not.

Now as a business, they proved her wrong, they are almost universally beloved and they are all over the globe now.
Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 04:01 PM (F2/Ok)

I'd like to know this critic's name, because she's absolutely right, and she has integrity. If I want a well-done burger, I'll get a Big Mac. If I'm paying anything more, I want it the way I like it, which is medium-rare.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (mdjgu)

297 286 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah but how long ago was that Boomer?
Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (wb4G5)

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I'm significantly younger than most around these parts. I've seen 29 far fewer times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

298 Who is the weirdo? I don't recognize the fist.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (yQpMk)

299 It posted by itself. Without my comment. The hell?

Posted by: Gainzzzz matter at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (l5R6/)

300 Even if Burger King had fantastic burgers (seriously?) I wouldn't give them a freaking dime. They're right up there with Nike and Coke as far as woke. How quickly they forget. Gaia murderer. https://youtu.be/G-P7VceH9F8
Then there was the pink tax thing. Those are off the top of my head.

In N Out (I could almost hit one with a rock from where I'm sitting) is ok, but I don't get the hype. Sometimes I get a hankering, but it's probably more of a grease deficiency. I've not had a Whataburger, if one opens in CA I might. Never had a Chic Fil A either. My fave is still Habit Burger, which is as close to something I'd make as anything I've had. Mooyah is good - strangely juicy angus beef and decent fries.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (wAnMi)

301 >>I just did some 80/20 chuck burgers on the propane grill and they are the best I ever did. I have no idea what I did different to make them so good.

Salt, Fresh Ground Black Pepper (not too much!) and a pinch of Brown Sugar for every other burger.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 04:24 PM (VmZxp)

302 (Yes, I know Brussels isn't in France)

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 04:21 PM (5p7BC)

I think I had BK in Brussels. It was the worst BK ever. I am not a huge Brussels fan though there are some nice sights. Next time I will check out Bruges.

Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 04:24 PM (F2/Ok)

303 Is it getting hot in here?

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 04:24 PM (qleR6)

304 Spending money to save time is good unless you have more time than money.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (V6f9+)

I've got time and money

and I'd still do it for myself

maybe that's why I have money

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 04:24 PM (YK4Qh)

305
I'm not sure what a bun-toaster is... but, I just broil them in the oven... you can do like eight or ten at a time, and it takes maybe three minutes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 04:25 PM (JN3xP)

306 My brother was always the most cynical about fast food burgers. "If I wanted a homemade burger I'd just cook at home, when I go fast food, I want plasti-burger and no one does plastic better than McDonalds."

Can't argue with that - the Micky D's burger was actually made for the 70's plastic age...its just as awful as the 70's was.

Posted by: Boswell at July 19, 2021 04:25 PM (5iUNf)

307 >>>300 Even if Burger King had fantastic burgers (seriously?) I wouldn't give them a freaking dime. They're right up there with Nike and Coke as far as woke. How quickly they forget. Gaia murderer. https://youtu.be/G-P7VceH9F8

they did the "Gay Burger" bullshit too, of course.

But I do like the whopper. Sorry. I'm not happy about giving any corporation my money but what are you gonna do?

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:25 PM (0G13K)

308 Do they have one of those punch card deals where if you buy 10 the next one is free?

You know, a Flan Club?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (Xwt96)
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The first rule of Flan Club is: you do not talk about Flan Club.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 19, 2021 04:25 PM (7CyHK)

309 Dave in Fla, really? I think an intervention is needed. Five days in Fwahnce with no good food? Would think that would actually take effort.

Did you get out of Old Town last time you were here in America's Finest City?

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:25 PM (OTzUX)

310 Worst. Food Poisoning. Ever.

I cried. Then. Like Wanda Jackson. I cried again.
Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 04:22 PM (VmZxp)

Only time I got food poisoning was at Wendy's.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 04:25 PM (2DOZq)

311 Garrett my BIL years ago ordered a chicken sandwich from Wendy's. He ended up with some freaking parasite that made him sick for months and he dropped 25 pounds. I still, because of recent events can't bring myself to eat chicken. Not even something I've made.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2021 04:26 PM (nxdel)

312 >>they did the "Gay Burger" bullshit too, of course.

Hold the Mayo.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 04:26 PM (VmZxp)

313 >>Wendy's Double cheeseburger
F that redheaded C.
Worst. Food Poisoning. Ever.
I cried. Then. Like Wanda Jackson. I cried again.
Posted by: garrett

That should be Jr Double Cheeseburger. Sure they suck but every fast food place I go to sucks.

Posted by: f'd at July 19, 2021 04:26 PM (Tnijr)

314 Even if Burger King had fantastic burgers (seriously?) I wouldn't give them a freaking dime.

As long as they continue to have the Family Feedbag for $12.99, I can't quit them. 3 Whoppers, 3 Double Cheeseburgers, and 3 small fries for $13.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:26 PM (yQpMk)

315 Boy, the troll in this thread is so butt hurt he is buying Tiger Balm by the gross.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:26 PM (V6f9+)

316 I worked at the BK lounge throughout college, for four years. There were no chemicals added. Frozen patties that went into the broiler. If enough went in, the grease flamed up at the bottom of the broiler.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

The meat must come with the flavoring on/in it.

You can broil burgers all day long and you'll never get that flavor outside of a Burger King place.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2021 04:26 PM (EERbD)

317 Also let me say

Smokehouse Pool Hall, Florence Alabama

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:26 PM (9aYjv)

318 I just did some 80/20 chuck burgers on the propane grill and they are the best I ever did. I have no idea what I did different to make them so good.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (JUOKG)
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Taste the meat, not the heat.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (7CyHK)

319 I'd like to know this critic's name, because she's
absolutely right, and she has integrity. If I want a well-done burger,
I'll get a Big Mac. If I'm paying anything more, I want it the way I
like it, which is medium-rare.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 19, 2021 04:23 PM (mdjgu)

Phyliss C. Richman.

Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (F2/Ok)

320 Just seeing her freckled face makes me want to puke.

Fuck Wendy.

Fuck her right in the cornhole.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (VmZxp)

321 316 Boy, the troll in this thread is so butt hurt he is buying Tiger Balm by the gross.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:26 PM (V6f9+)

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No, I'm good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

322 BTW I go to Burger King like once every two months so they're not exactly making bank off me.

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (0G13K)

323 145 Braenyard, good luck. The only really effective grasshopper killer requires an ag liscense
Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2021 04:01 PM (TPzMt)
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I forgot. Years ago there was an infestation, they were eating my mulberry trees, and I resorted to shooting them with my Benjamin BB pistol.

Bastards

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (qleR6)

324 I was a Burger Chef fan when I was a kid.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (2DOZq)

325 If I want some good food fast I'll drive down the road to Fincher's and get a Pig and a fry.

Posted by: f'd at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (Tnijr)

326 As long as they continue to have the Family Feedbag for $12.99
Family Feedbag? Wow, great marketing. Right up there with Dress Barn.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (ZsR3z)

327 Brussels had great beer and chocolate. Not into mussels, so can't comment on those, but others liked them. I had something French, was good, can't recall. Just 2 days, for work. This was a while ago, and even then, the combo of arrogance and mediocrity that oozed out of the EU (and, to an extent, the Euro NATO types) was stunning.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:28 PM (OTzUX)

328 the Black forest is in Germany while Black Forest carvings were done in Switzerland

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 04:28 PM (YK4Qh)

329 323 BTW I go to Burger King like once every two months so they're not exactly making bank off me.
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (0G13K)

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I only get it when we travel. There isn't a Burger King within 20 miles of my house for some reason. I don't exactly live in the sticks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

330 I was a Burger Chef fan when I was a kid.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (2DOZq)

Are you Jeff?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:28 PM (yQpMk)

331
Only time I got food poisoning was at Wendy's.
Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 04:25 PM (2DOZq)

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Never got it from them. But Subway? The times I ate there - good lord. Might as well just chug some phenolphthalein. It hollows me out. I don't know if it's "food poisoning" or if I just have a horrible allergic reaction to their "food."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 04:28 PM (JN3xP)

332 I'm not sure what a bun-toaster is...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

*carefully considers whether or not to consult the Urban Dictionary*

Posted by: Miklos hates it when this happens at July 19, 2021 04:28 PM (QzkSJ)

333 The worst burger I had was in Japan - at a McDoinalds - Macadanoldo's as they say - a barely cooked something something with an half cooked egg on it - as a friend said, Japan is the land of "almost right."

Posted by: Boswell at July 19, 2021 04:28 PM (5iUNf)

334 >> I'm not sure what a bun-toaster is...

I'm... intrigued.

Posted by: Toaster Fucker at July 19, 2021 04:29 PM (VmZxp)

335 (Yes, I know Brussels isn't in France)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 04:21 PM (5p7BC)

At least in Brussels, they don't vote for Marco Rubio. Right?

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:30 PM (EVrGQ)

336 For some reason, drive-in movie pizzas remain the best ever in my memory.

Maybe we were just always munchied, but they were better than Shakeys.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:30 PM (yQpMk)

337 One of my first jobs was working at a Wendy's.
It's still my overall favorite chain.

Food is pretty fresh, best fast food place for baked potatoes and chili.

I know they're bad for you, but I really like their deep fat fried chicken/nuggets.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:30 PM (V6f9+)

338 A burger is a sandwich!

Posted by: Joan-Ha guldburg at July 19, 2021 04:30 PM (FgPjD)

339 I think Craig Claiborne, the NYT food critic, used to occasionally review MacDonald's. It was great. He raved about it, and said "you know why the company's so big and the people come here - because it tastes great" - something like that. I didn't read him all the time, but I do recall him having that sort of "stuff it, pretentious foodie fabois of mine" moment - unless it was another high-end food critic.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:30 PM (OTzUX)

340 "You've paid less, and now you have tasty leftover veggies to snack on? Not seeing the problem."

Plus, you get to watch Miss Sokovia clean up and wash dishes in her naughty maid costume.
https://tinyurl.com/f9t8fbvs

While you have a beer.

Can't get that at Five Guys, not without being arrested

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:30 PM (49Exr)

341 they did the "Gay Burger" bullshit too, of course.

Hold the Mayo.
Posted by: garrett

Have it Your Way™

Posted by: Non-judgemental Miklos at July 19, 2021 04:31 PM (QzkSJ)

342 The worst burger I had was in Japan - at a McDoinalds - Macadanoldo's as they say - a barely cooked something something with an half cooked egg on it - as a friend said, Japan is the land of "almost right."
Posted by: Boswell at July 19, 2021 04:28 PM (5iUNf)
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The weirdest burger I had was at a place called "America Burgers" in Glasgow, Scotland. We were really hungry, and I wondered what they thought American burgers were like. The burger wasn't bad, but there was something about the patty...then, I realized that it was deep-fried.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 19, 2021 04:31 PM (7CyHK)

343 Hold the Mayo.
Posted by: garrett

Have it Your Way
Posted by: Non-judgemental Miklos at July 19, 2021 04:31 PM (QzkSJ)

Extra pickle.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:31 PM (yQpMk)

344 If the choice is make it at home or get it at some burger joint I think I'll make my own. The current sanitary conditions and cleanliness of the dreck that works at those joints leaves a lot to be desired.

I can do without ingesting someone else's DNA.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (BFigT)

345 Do they ever ask people their rationale for thinking Kamala can't take over for Joe? I guess not. It's just a "Yes" or "No" poll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (k39e/)

346 No, I'm good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

The other one. The one NOT reviewing boring Danish silent films on their blog.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (V6f9+)

347 F that redheaded C.
Worst. Food Poisoning. Ever.
I cried. Then. Like Wanda Jackson. I cried again.
Posted by: garrett

I remember back in the 70's Jack in the Box almost killed me. Twice. But, they were the only place open at 1am. Think once was their weird AF fried tacos, and the other time was a burger. They used to have the weirdest damned burgers, like mustard, onions (rehydrated I believe) and not sweet relish. I can feel 1975 reaching out to me.

Wendy's used to have this weird schtick in the 70's that they were the fastest fast food what ever was. They'd be shouting the order as you placed it, and as a stoned 18 year old that freaked me right out. Cheese "CHEESE!" No wait, no ch.. "NO CHEESE!" and tom... "TOMATOES!" Ma... "MAYONNAISE!" Agh! Get out of my head! Of course, they would play shit like flight of the bumblebee or the theme to the green hornet just to drive the point home.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (wAnMi)

348 337 One of my first jobs was working at a Wendy's.
It's still my overall favorite chain.

Food is pretty fresh, best fast food place for baked potatoes and chili.

I know they're bad for you, but I really like their deep fat fried chicken/nuggets.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:30 PM (V6f9+)

They used to do a chicken-fried steak platter when I was a kid. And I ate it. A lot.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (dfRN6)

349 I think the new Trough feature at Golden Corral is a nice addition....

Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (ATvAW)

350 346 No, I'm good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

The other one. The one NOT reviewing boring Danish silent films on their blog.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (V6f9+)

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Not silent anymore! We've gotten to the talkies!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

351 There is a time when you and your dog sign the deal.

Today, at 4:17 EST, Zod and Canis Zod Jr. did so.

I was a little drunk; he wanted a walk. I read Irish literature in college; we bought him from a northern Irish breeder in Oxford, MS (dropped out of college-read Faulkner, Oxford lit fixture-modernism-Joyce-oxford-dog) I was listening to "Rocky Road To Dublin," Kings of Connaught. Whiskey, a dog, a leash, southern literature, Irish literature, a one-year-old boy dog, a hot afternoon...
"Walk?"
(Canis) "Aye."
Now there's a baby-pool in the backyard full of water, he's soaking wet, Zod Imperial, now Mrs. and Canis Sr just joined the party. Water, dogs, pools, yadayada.

If you needed a smile, you should be here.

We danced in the driveway. He's a better dancer.

Posted by: ZOD at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (xK9An)

352 Yeah, long ago and far away, Burger Chef had an excellent fish sandwich.

When I was stationed in Japan, the most popular breakfast item for the Japanese was Mac's Filet-O-Fish.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (EERbD)

353 The burger wasn't bad, but there was something about the patty...then, I realized that it was deep-fried.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 19, 2021 04:31 PM (7CyHK)

There was a lunch counter downtown when I was a kid that deep fat fried their burgers. I liked them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

354 @Breaking911

BREAKING: Judge rules Indiana University can require its roughly 90,000 students and 40,000 employees to get vaccinated for COVID-19 - AP

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2021 04:33 PM (cF8AT)

355 Food is pretty fresh, best fast food place for baked potatoes and chili.

***

(fistbump)

They're great for when you're having one of those summertime chili hankerings but don't want to make a huge batch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:33 PM (9aYjv)

356 Shakey's was fun. Entertainment, pitchers of beer, pizza and a pretty girl. Life was good.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 04:33 PM (qleR6)

357 Never got it from them. But Subway? The times I ate there - good lord. Might as well just chug some phenolphthalein. It hollows me out. I don't know if it's "food poisoning" or if I just have a horrible allergic reaction to their "food."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 04:28 PM (JN3xP)

True food poisoning would occur about 4 to 6 hours after consumption. I had to handle a lot of claims from Red Lobster . 98% were just an allergic reaction that occurred within 30 minutes.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 04:33 PM (2DOZq)

358 Only burger I had in Japan (once) was at Mos Burger: "Fine Japanese Burger and Coffee".

Didn't have the coffee. The burger was barely OK.

At at the MacDonald's in Moscow, the first one, a while after it opened (early 90s), the one on the Arbat. Don't recall the food quality. Of course it was the cleanest place I saw in Moscow.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:33 PM (OTzUX)

359 BREAKING: Judge rules Indiana University can require its roughly 90,000 students and 40,000 employees to get vaccinated for COVID-19 - AP

**

Nuremburg says hi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:33 PM (9aYjv)

360 329 the Black forest is in Germany while Black Forest carvings were done in Switzerland

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 04:28 PM (YK4Qh)

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And Hollywoke will reboot Black Forrest Gump -- a character descendant from the black Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Posted by: ShainS at July 19, 2021 04:33 PM (Om2Hq)

361 Zod makes me miss my dog.

Good Canis Zod, good Canis...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:33 PM (V6f9+)

362 332 I'm not sure what a bun-toaster is...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

bagel warmer, in town

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 04:34 PM (YK4Qh)

363
I can do without ingesting someone else's DNA.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (BFigT)

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Well, some people can't, Mr. High-and-Mighty.

Posted by: Your Next President at July 19, 2021 04:34 PM (JN3xP)

364 If I wasn't married to Mrs928, I'd have a deep fat fryer in the kitchen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:34 PM (yQpMk)

365 it is fucking hot and humid here, not as balls, but it is noticabl

however

it is kind of nice.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:34 PM (M5vv0)

366 Abdullah seeks to revive two-state solution, bury Jordan is Palestine

I got some bad news for you pipsqueak, Jordan is THE palestinian state..Hope you have a nice house in Palm Beach is all picked out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2021 04:34 PM (Irn0L)

367 The worst burger I had was in Japan - at a McDoinalds - Macadanoldo's as they say - a barely cooked something something with an half cooked egg on it - as a friend said, Japan is the land of "almost right."
Posted by: Boswell at July 19, 2021 04:28 PM (5iUNf)

When I was in Italy, I was told I had to try a McDonalds burger there, because all the food was fresh. The beef was locally sourced grass-fed stuff. So, I figured since the only bathrooms in the whole fucking country are there, what the fuck. They were right. And the fries were actually cooked in tallow, and delicious. It was like a time machine.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (wAnMi)

368 Next time I will check out Bruges.
Posted by: Quint
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Bruges is worth the trip, very pretty and interesting little town. Don't try to get food after 9PM though.

Rhomboid - Haven't been to SD since we talked, I'm probably heading out there in August, but I have your recommendations pinned to my desktop.

And yes, the food in France sucks, it sucks balls. It is terrible. There are too many restaurants, they all serve the exact same food and it is all horrid. There will be 4 cafes at an intersection, one on each corner, all with the same menu. They don't have enough good cooks in the in the country to support all of these restaurants. The best food you can find in Paris is at the American chains.

After a week of this crap, I was in Brussels and found a great and cheap asian noodle place with 40 different styles to choose from.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (5p7BC)

369 I just did some 80/20 chuck burgers on the propane
grill and they are the best I ever did. I have no idea what I did
different to make them so good.

Salt, Fresh Ground Black Pepper (not too much!) and a pinch of Brown Sugar for every other burger.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 04:24 PM

I did them the same way I always do, salt and pepper let them come up to room temp for an hour before I put them on the grill but today something magical occurred and I am pi$$ed that I can't figure it out so I can duplicate it. Same temp and time, same everything....it's frustrating.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (JUOKG)

370 What was the point of Ubax saying what she did? Was it just to then afterwards accuse kids who left the bus of Islamaphobia?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (k39e/)

371 Mrs928 won't even cook her fried eggs in the bacon fat, though she will cook mine. No way would she let me have a deep fat fryer going rancid in the kitchen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (yQpMk)

372 Not silent anymore! We've gotten to the talkies!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, feeling very Danish at July 19, 2021 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

Cheerfully withdrawn, then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (V6f9+)

373 I can do without ingesting someone else's DNA.
Posted by: M

where do you get your cows from?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (M5vv0)

374 You know, maybe this will be the thing that destroys taxpayer-funded public schools. Go ahead, Democrats. Require students to be injected with the experimental chemical.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (9aYjv)

375 How do you stop the corrupt Obama v3.0 regime?

By voting for FISAGate conspirator Marco Rubio harder, ruh ruh. Read my op-ed on Ace HQ tomorrow.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (MzBKd)

376 YD, my reaction to chicken the last few times I'm convinced it's some spice they are putting on it. I'll never in my life eat a rotisserie chicken again. I thought I was going to die.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (nxdel)

377 BREAKING: Judge rules Indiana University can require its roughly 90,000 students and 40,000 employees to get vaccinated for COVID-19 - AP

What I got out of that is IU has almost had one employee for every two students.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (2DOZq)

378 I invented the Double Quarter Pounder w/Cheese, but McDonalds stole my idea.

Posted by: Cleo McDowell at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (b/ZXL)

379 Next time I will check out Bruges.

******

The Burghermeister's Bargain Burger Barn in Bruges is a burgeoning burger business.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (Xwt96)

380 Driving home from Mexico I had a craving for McDonalds. Stopped in San Clemente and got a Big Mac, Quarterpounder with cheese, two regular cheeseburgers and fries. Lined them up on the dashboard and headed up 5. By the time I got to Magic Mountain the urgent need for a restroom forced me into a Denny's bathroom.
This is where I earned my nickname.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

381 My fave is still Habit Burger, which is as close to something I'd make as anything I've had. Mooyah is good - strangely juicy angus beef and decent fries.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 19, 2021 04:23

Hamburger Habit is my go to around here

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 19, 2021 04:36 PM (M+Lyo)

382 90,000 students.

Inflation isn't just for the yankee dollar.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:36 PM (9aYjv)

383 Taco Bell is my nemesis.

Whenever I get "bound" up I go get a beef chalupa and I'm on the toilet before bedtime.

I've watched and all the employees seem to be keeping clean and gloved up. Maybe it's at the place where they package all the stuff?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 04:36 PM (wb4G5)

384 Never got it from them. But Subway? The times I ate there - good lord. Might as well just chug some phenolphthalein. It hollows me out. I don't know if it's "food poisoning" or if I just have a horrible allergic reaction to their "food."

At least now you know you're not allergic to tuna.

Posted by: mc at July 19, 2021 04:36 PM (arTnq)

385 Pretty sure Jack's was the first chain to have tacos - way back in the 60s. They also had friend shrimp back then. It was all great when you were a kid, especially after a day at the beach.

Last had something from them .... 8 years ago? Early morning, no time, going to a shootin' match. Was surprised at how good the bkfst sandwich was, and how friendly and competent the kids were. I used to park in their corporate HW parking lot to launch inland bike rides up through Miramar.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:37 PM (OTzUX)

386 weirdly, the very best sub shop ever is in kansas

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:37 PM (M5vv0)

387 "What was the point of Ubax saying what she did?"

Ctrl Left.

Control Freaks.

They get off on making people jump.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:37 PM (49Exr)

388 What was the point of Ubax saying what she did? Was it just to then afterwards accuse kids who left the bus of Islamaphobia?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (k39e/)

Palestinian refugee chick in school had to scold us Americans about in the same manner. But we were adults. I think it is part of their culture of hate and envy.

Posted by: flounder at July 19, 2021 04:38 PM (KnJdm)

389 368 Next time I will check out Bruges.
Posted by: Quint

when i was a pup. I would go to a crazy fucking auction in Brugge

almost as nuts as the Druot

had to fight to bid

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 04:38 PM (YK4Qh)

390 Taco Bell is my nemesis.

Whenever I get "bound" up I go get a beef chalupa and I'm on the toilet before bedtime.

I've watched and all the employees seem to be keeping clean and gloved up. Maybe it's at the place where they package all the stuff?
Posted by: j

which end are you inserting it into?

asking for a friend

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:38 PM (M5vv0)

391 I see that Dave in Fla's anti-spoofing handle works.

It's easy to recognize the weirdo.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2021 04:38 PM (yQpMk)

392 The Carl's Jr in town has better breakfast burritos than I expected. Real bacon, real eggs, pico di gallo...not bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:38 PM (V6f9+)

393 I treated myself to a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich the other day. Pretty darn tasty.

Posted by: Bosk at July 19, 2021 04:38 PM (FgPjD)

394 Captain, um, that's a lot of food. You'd have been better off just heading down towards the water a little, there was a great old-school Mexican place that had been an old school beach burger place, think the Mexican one's still there. Or maybe it was still burgers when you were driving through.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:39 PM (OTzUX)

395
Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:30 PM (EVrGQ)
------------
Socking Ace, huh?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 04:39 PM (5p7BC)

396 Mos Burger has really upped their game in recent years.

When we visit Japan, we always make a point to hit Mos Burger at least once for lunch.

They kinda remind me of JitB in the 90's when they really upped their game for awhile, they served the best Hatch Chile Burger I've ever had.

Anyway, Mos Burger has become something like that. They always have a new burger to try. And it's almost always great.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2021 04:39 PM (EERbD)

397 After eating BK I can poop over a 12' fence into a Coke bottle.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 19, 2021 04:39 PM (L9P9s)

398 Went to Burger King once at 12 noon, got hamburger that was as cold as it would be sitting on countersink night before.
That had to be over twenty years ago and never went to one again.

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2021 04:39 PM (Cxk7w)

399 369 I just did some 80/20 chuck burgers on the propane
grill and they are the best I ever did. I have no idea what I did
different to make them so good.

it is the missing special sauce

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 04:40 PM (YK4Qh)

400 377 BREAKING: Judge rules Indiana University can require its roughly 90,000 students and 40,000 employees to get vaccinated for COVID-19 - AP

What I got out of that is IU has almost had one employee for every two students.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (2DOZq)

Depending on how this all shakes out, it could become 1:1.

Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2021 04:40 PM (cF8AT)

401 What the fuck is wrong with Conservatives defending this Demon?
This Demon knows watching porn and/or fapping all the time not only makes you have low T but also ED. Why did she tag TPUSA after she was kicked out. She continues to Groom kids. She makes incest prom with "men" that could pass for 14 years old when she is not making literal cuckold porn with black dudes while her husband films.
Why are Conservative Influencers and Thought Leaders defending this and throwing White People and Christians under the bus telling us we are not welcome if we don't now except *checks notes* degenerate Porn Stars grooming kids and taking pictures with her at a Conservative Christian event to boost her OnlyFans because capitalism and money good.
(In fairness I understand why the new crop of CoomConCucks are allowing the mask to slip in light of the cuckolding fetish and Black People Fetish)
Fucking pathetic. Let it burn.

@brandi_love
Coming at ya LIVE from my hotel @TPUSA
tonight at 8:30pm eastern.
Behind the paywall of my OnlyFans (so we don't offend the Low T white nationalist religious zealots)
Zealots have warped feelings too ya know!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 19, 2021 04:40 PM (7kU7v)

402
Now fried chicken? I get going out for that. It's hard to do at all, harder to do well, and it makes a gigantic mess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 04:40 PM (JN3xP)

403 I have serious doubts about Kamala's competence to do anything important

Posted by: Pure Emotional Intelligence at July 19, 2021 04:41 PM (6mvRv)

404 Socking Ace, huh?
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 04:39 PM (5p7BC)

It never works, Ace is inimitable.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 19, 2021 04:41 PM (yQpMk)

405 Salt, Fresh Ground Black Pepper (not too much!) and a pinch of Brown Sugar for every other burger.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2021 04:24 PM

Sometimes the butchers run out of crappy beef to grind, so they'll use really decent chuck and leftover prime. Flavor up the wazoo. So it's probably nothing to do with what you do or don't remember. In the past couple of years my local market has gone from "ground chuck" to "ground beef". But, at least they don't load it with water like my local Safeway does.

Oh, and there's nothing wrong with MSG. Keep some on hand, use sparingly. Can make a big difference.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 19, 2021 04:41 PM (wAnMi)

406 Since it's the topic now, Sonic's "crave" double cheeseburger is pretty good. We saw a promotion where you can use the phone app to order and get it for half price.

Their red, white, and blue float is surprisingly good, too. Strawberries on top of vanilla ice cream on top of blue raspberry slush.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:41 PM (9aYjv)

407 In-N-Out is the best fast food burger, of course getting through a In-N-Out drive through is not easy. Just too many people want one in my area.

McDonalds is gross, amazed they've been able to stay on top so long. I know a guy that owned a lot of them decades ago and sold recently, probably worth north of $100 million now.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2021 04:42 PM (PwNLq)

408 I would drop out of IU and be smarter for it.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 19, 2021 04:42 PM (L9P9s)

409 Taco Bell is my nemesis.

Whenever I get "bound" up I go get a beef chalupa and I'm on the toilet before bedtime.
...

which end are you inserting it into?

asking for a friend
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:38 PM (M5vv0)
LOL
Every once in a while, you really knock one out of the park.
Well done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:42 PM (V6f9+)

410 I would drop out of IU and be smarter for it.
Posted by: Regular joe at July 19, 2021 04:42 PM (L9P9s)

Certainly richer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 19, 2021 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

411 Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (9aYjv)

Lots of parents started home schooling because of the covid lockdown and the teachers greed. Watch how that will start cooking up as the enrollment rates are down and teachers start getting laid off. The Union'll be right there with new rules for Home School and maybe even try to eliminate it. They've crippled the charter schools and they'll go after HS if they make inroads on their numbers.

I hope to see more HS and that any push from the Teachers Union gets swatted down.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 04:42 PM (wb4G5)

412 Yeah, G'rump

I figure I must be over target because this troll comes after me on a regular basis.

If I wasn't hitting close to home, he wouldn't bother.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 04:42 PM (5p7BC)

413 McDonalds is gross, amazed they've been able to stay on top so long. I know a guy that owned a lot of them decades ago and sold recently, probably worth north of $100 million now.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2021 04:42 PM (PwNLq)

I like Egg McMuffins. That's about it, though.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 19, 2021 04:43 PM (Ez6QX)

414 My farmer died.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 19, 2021 04:43 PM (yQpMk)

415 374 You know, maybe this will be the thing that destroys taxpayer-funded public schools. Go ahead, Democrats. Require students to be injected with the experimental chemical.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:35 PM (9aYjv)
--------------------------------

Makes no sense.
They younger one is, the healthier one is the less susceptible one is to a bad case of the Covid.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 04:43 PM (qleR6)

416 Big Jim's Drive Inn, The Dalles OR. Making burgers since 1966. The cheapest burger has lettuce and tomato, and the other burgers are very good. Great chocolate shake. I've been trying that way on the weekends so have been stopping there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 19, 2021 04:43 PM (YynYJ)

417 Now fried chicken? I get going out for that. It's hard to do at all, harder to do well, and it makes a gigantic mess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2021 04:40 PM

My wife can do some serious fried chicken, the best I have had since my hillbilly grandmother passed. Other than that and meatballs she can't cook $hit, I do everything else.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 19, 2021 04:44 PM (JUOKG)

418 And by catching it they increase the potential for genetic immunity.

Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 04:44 PM (qleR6)

419 in·im·i·ta·ble

adjective
so good or unusual as to be impossible to copy; unique.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:44 PM (49Exr)

420 I figure I must be over target because this troll comes after me on a regular basis.

If I wasn't hitting close to home, he wouldn't bother.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 19, 2021 04:42 PM (5p7BC)

Lord love him he's just not very bright.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 19, 2021 04:44 PM (yQpMk)

421 Makes no sense.
They younger one is, the healthier one is the less susceptible one is to a bad case of the Covid.
Posted by: Braenyard, Trump/DeSantis 2024 at July 19, 2021 04:43 PM (qleR6)

**

Science has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 19, 2021 04:44 PM (9aYjv)

422 naturalfake, interesting, didn't know that about Mos Burger. But you won't get me in a burger place in Japan, unless I'm there for a month or more. I love the food and spend a fair amount of time and effort exploring it thoroughly.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:44 PM (OTzUX)

423 West AR and East OK is chicken country. The best fried chicken seems to be at the grocery deli section. One store even has a sign saying when batches will be coming out of the fryer, so you can get it really hot, and they put it in insulated bags.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at July 19, 2021 04:44 PM (I58tH)

424 If you saw the chunk of suet they grind any burger meat with

if would give you pause

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2021 04:44 PM (YK4Qh)

425 I like Egg McMuffins. That's about it, though.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 19, 2021 04:43 PM (Ez6QX)

Had some of their fries the other day. Still not bad.

Posted by: Javems at July 19, 2021 04:45 PM (8SSHh)

426 Every once in a while, you really knock one out of the park.
Well done.
Posted by: Mark Andrew

thank you sir

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 19, 2021 04:45 PM (M5vv0)

427 I've seen BK employees deliberately slow down when they got slammed. I guess they figured half the crowd would just leave and they could go back to business as usual.

Posted by: mc at July 19, 2021 04:45 PM (arTnq)

428 @413 - Breakfasts are the best part of fast food

Posted by: Pure Emotional Intelligence at July 19, 2021 04:45 PM (6mvRv)

429 in-imi-ta-ble

adjective
so good or unusual as to be impossible to copy; unique.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:44 PM (49Exr)

I'm just a walking thesaurus.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 19, 2021 04:46 PM (yQpMk)

430 McDonalds is gross, amazed they've been able to stay on top so long. I know a guy that owned a lot of them decades ago and sold recently, probably worth north of $100 million now.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2021 04:42 PM (PwNLq)

We've got a McD's, a Five Guys and an In N Out on 3 corners of an intersection here. I pass them all and go to the taqueria. Cheaper, tastier, more variety. Strangely, all the Gen Z's go to the Chipotle across the street. Having a burrito the size of a newborn seems to be a big selling point. Even if it feels like you're shitting a full grown man in full football gear an hour later.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 19, 2021 04:46 PM (wAnMi)

431 Had some of their fries the other day. Still not bad.
Posted by: Javems

That beef tallow in the 80's was when McDonalds fries were the best thing on Earth.

But I do have a tendency to remember things with rose colored glasses, so who knows.

I'm just amazed at how stupid corporations can be, they stopped using beef tallow to placate vegetarians that wouldn't step foot in a McDonalds?

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2021 04:47 PM (PwNLq)

432 McDonalds is gross, amazed they've been able to stay on top so long. I know a guy that owned a lot of them decades ago and sold recently, probably worth north of $100 million now.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2021 04:42 PM (PwNLq)

*********

Every now and then, I crave an Egg McMuffin with Sausage.

Other than that, I wouldn't go their for anything else. McDee's has to have a large set of customers who will only go there for one or two items every so often.

Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at July 19, 2021 04:47 PM (xxG/v)

433 I know some of the local suburban parents here are on a hair-trigger to pull their kids and put them back in private school, where they were the last semester of this year, if the public schools pull any nonsense due to "delta variant" or anything else.

It's a tiny, 11th-hour sign of some life in their brains (the parents'). Otherwise, nothing indicating much hope for them or the area.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at July 19, 2021 04:47 PM (OTzUX)

434 It's quiet, too quiet.

The drums have stopped!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 19, 2021 04:47 PM (yQpMk)

435 Nudity!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 19, 2021 04:47 PM (yQpMk)

436 Nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at July 19, 2021 04:48 PM (V6f9+)

437 "Abdullah seeks to revive two-state solution, bury Jordan is Palestine"

There will never be a two-state solution. Because the Palestinian goal is not to have their own state, it's to kill all the Jews in the region.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 19, 2021 04:48 PM (49Exr)

438 >>>425 I like Egg McMuffins. That's about it, though.

love, love, love sausage egg-a-muffins!

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2021 04:48 PM (0G13K)

439 That beef tallow in the 80's was when McDonalds fries were the best thing on Earth.

And they made their own fries from whole potatoes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) (yQpMk) at July 19, 2021 04:48 PM (yQpMk)

440 We've got a McD's, a Five Guys and an In N Out on 3 corners of an intersection here. I pass them all and go to the taqueria. Cheaper, tastier, more variety. Strangely, all the Gen Z's go to the Chipotle across the street. Having a burrito the size of a newborn seems to be a big selling point. Even if it feels like you're shitting a full grown man in full football gear an hour later.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 19, 2021 04:46 PM (wAnMi)

Heh, son loves him some Chipotle. He's a millennial though.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 19, 2021 04:48 PM (Ez6QX)

441 Lets go make it in a Walmart parking lot honey bunns..

In Reno...that's almost a mile high.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 19, 2021 04:49 PM (Zwi3l)

442 I know some of the local suburban parents here are on a hair-trigger to pull their kids and put them back in private school, where they were the last semester of this year, if the public schools pull any nonsense due to "delta variant" or anything else.

It's a tiny, 11th-hour sign of some life in their brains (the parents'). Otherwise, nothing indicating much hope for them or the area.
Posted by: rhomboid

there's been an exodus in my world.

Parents are PISSED at teachers and schools.

I'd pull my kids out buy my wife (who's mom was a public school teacher and fanciers herself as some sort of Saint) insists that private schools have issues too.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2021 04:49 PM (PwNLq)

443 Among popular fast food places, I think Hardee's and Sonic both make a fairly good burger, better than bigger chains.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2021 04:50 PM (5We2S)

444 Senate Democrats propose requiring women to register for military draft
Senate Armed Services Chair Jack Reed has proposed changing draft registration requirements to include all Americans.

https://tinyurl.com/9ns5u2h8

Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2021 04:50 PM (XrnX7)

445 Senate Democrats propose requiring women to register for military draft
Senate Armed Services Chair Jack Reed has proposed changing draft registration requirements to include all Americans.

https://tinyurl.com/9ns5u2h8
Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2021 04:50 PM (XrnX7)

LOL, because he knows it will never pass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2021 04:53 PM (Irn0L)

446 They've known from the start that their "vaccine" wasn't very effective and that clotting was a problem. But they went ahead anyway cause of all the money invested.

That's why Fakey was confused about whether to mask or not and now they're saying the "vaccinated" getting infected is because it's Delta or something.

Some researchers are questioning whether the "vaccine" doesn't actually make someone more likely to get it and to spread it around. There's very little science in evidence that last few months.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 19, 2021 04:55 PM (wb4G5)

447 Grandkids, 15 and 13, are going to private school this year.
Not so much the shut-down, but the declining quality of the local schools.

Posted by: Sal at July 19, 2021 05:00 PM (Uu3D6)

448 Saw an ad for our local public school.
WTF?
First off, local public schools have NO BUSINESS spending dollars on advertising.
Secondly, I betcha that home schooling and private schools are eating into this fall's enrollment.Which means less dollars to the district.
Eat it, bitches.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2021 05:16 PM (ufFY8)

449 Heh, son loves him some Chipotle. He's a millennial though.

Posted by: Jordan61-(Ez6QX) at July 19, 2021 04:48 PM (Ez6QX)

I understand there are different styles. We had a place at college that made burritos like pillows. This was long before Chipotle was thing and the burritos were way better

But to me burrito is a word that means something. It is supposed to be small. The idea of throwing in rice would be absurd to a Mexican or Texan on the border. A burrito is a snack, made of beef or beans and cheese. Now most of the Millennials go for a burrito bowl, whatever that is.

Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2021 05:17 PM (F2/Ok)

450 Ace, (long time lurker, occasional commenter) Ian Miles Cheong posted the other day that the pervert in the spa was a guy by the name "Precious".

He happens to be LA-Antifa's live streamer, and I saw him several times last year (on AustinZone's conglomerate stream).

THAT is why antifa are counter protesting, they are trying to protect their own!!

Not to mention he takes his name from the serial killer in Silence of the Lambs that skinned his female victims and wore their skin! So he's not JUST a pervert!!

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at July 19, 2021 06:03 PM (snzH5)

451 I watched the stream sat afternoon, and several times while talking among themselves, they confirmed they were doing it for "Precious".

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at July 19, 2021 06:06 PM (snzH5)

452 Eh, Willowed I see...

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at July 19, 2021 06:07 PM (snzH5)

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