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Lego Tactical Assault Squad Cafe: Wingsuit & CopterPack Edition

eaglefishing.jpg


Mom says no swimming an hour after lunch.

Hey, nice rescue beaver.

Cute otter says "Good morning."

Cute kitten snuggles her stuffed animal as she goes to sleep.

Adopting a stray cat who keeps hanging around the house.

Rescuing Franklin, a neglected sheep. It's fun when he's introduced to a rescue dog.


Dalmatian thinks he found his mommy.


From Steven Inman: Antifa Kung Fu.

Kung fu Chaz.

Vicious bandit steals security guard's hot pocket.

Boy vs. trashcan.

Posted by: Ace at 07:32 PM




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1 *diving coach to eagle*

REACH for the water!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 06:32 PM (csEWM)

2 Gettin my Inman fix.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 15, 2021 06:32 PM (i9ZF7)

3 Kung Fu eagle !

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2021 06:33 PM (V13WU)

4 Why do flamingo's do the one foot thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 06:34 PM (csEWM)

5 Ducks always hang around flamingos, swans.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2021 06:34 PM (V13WU)

6 Rookie mistake...read content

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2021 06:35 PM (axyOa)

7 That top picture reminds me that a bird kill a man.

Posted by: TC at July 15, 2021 06:36 PM (YQiBw)

8 Flamingos are very pleasant looking birds.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2021 06:36 PM (V13WU)

9 That eagle pic is awesome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 15, 2021 06:36 PM (EvG/x)

10 Cute otter says "Good morning Surprise!."

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 15, 2021 06:36 PM (i9ZF7)

11 Rescue Beavers was the original title for Baywatch.

Posted by: f'd at July 15, 2021 06:36 PM (Tnijr)

12 4 Why do flamingo's do the one foot thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 06:34 PM (csEWM)

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Because doing it "no feet" is just silly!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2021 06:36 PM (CAJOC)

13 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April at July 15, 2021 06:37 PM (OX9vb)

14 Red tailed hawk pounced and seized a snake the other day. I smiled.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 06:38 PM (Zyyst)

15 They are not pink because they eat shrimp, right ?

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2021 06:38 PM (V13WU)

16 14 Red tailed hawk pounced and seized a snake the other day. I smiled.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 06:38 PM (Zyyst)

----------------------------

Pounced and seized? Was it Republican?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2021 06:39 PM (CAJOC)

17 Watched an eagle score a trout at the golf course once. It was magnificent!
The only eagle i saw all damn day.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2021 06:39 PM (axyOa)

18 Nice beaver!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2021 06:40 PM (rBtIz)

19
Just reading, Biden's surgeon general, the one now calling for censorship of "misinformation" (the working definition of that now is "true information we don't like"), made big Pandemic bucks.

Fucker made $2M from pandemic consulting work.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 06:40 PM (Mzdiz)

20 Mom says no swimming an hour after after lunch.
.........

NO DIARRHEA IN THE POOL

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2021 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

21 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2021 06:40 PM (arJlL)

22 No One, must have been because it was self sufficient.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 06:40 PM (Zyyst)

23 "Why do flamingo's do the one foot thing? "

Flamingos actually have eight legs but only deploy one at a time unless agitated.

Posted by: f'd's True Facts at July 15, 2021 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

24 17 Watched an eagle score a trout at the golf course once. It was magnificent!
The only eagle i saw all damn day.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2021 06:39 PM (axyOa)

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I once saw a trout score an eagle at the golf course.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2021 06:41 PM (CAJOC)

25 That top picture reminds me that a bird kill a man.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Aeschylus at July 15, 2021 06:41 PM (2JVJo)

26 No beaver for an hour after lunch?

Posted by: Lysdexic Miklos at July 15, 2021 06:41 PM (QzkSJ)

27 When does the copter pack go on sale?

TAKE MY MONEY!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2021 06:41 PM (kTF2Z)

28 You can have my hot pocket when you pry it from...


Holy shit that's hot! Fuck fuck fuck! Take it. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Alabama at July 15, 2021 06:42 PM (4fSQf)

29 25 That top picture reminds me that a bird kill a man.

Tell me about it.
Posted by: Aeschylus at July 15, 2021 06:41 PM (2JVJo)

Wasn't it the turtle that killed you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 06:42 PM (csEWM)

30 Was listening to the Mexican videos on the side bar, the second was better. And I do listen to Alternate songs

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2021 06:44 PM (Cxk7w)

31
Can I air a pet peeve? I really dislike this formulation. Do these people have names? Can you not remember them?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 15, 2021 06:10 PM (i9ZF7)


Eagles look like that when they're diving on kittens and puppies too.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 15, 2021 06:44 PM (Fs5vw)

32 I saw a bald eagle pluck a good sized salmon out of the water right off the bow as we were crossing the start on a sailboat race.

It was super cool. I was on the bow timing the start. Damn near lost my shit it was so cool.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 15, 2021 06:44 PM (EvG/x)

33 Hey in that Human Slingshot vid, can anyone explain where the camera is, and how it's mounted on/attached to the guy?

I think maybe it's on a pole on the top of his helmet... but why is the pole invisible?

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2021 06:44 PM (0G13K)

34 Why do flamingo's do the one foot thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 06:34 PM


They're either in the air, flying, or on the ground, standing. If they're standing using one leg, they're on foot. If using both, they're on feet.

This was explained to us earlier this week, when ace posted the clip of the one-legged dude evading police on foot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2021 06:44 PM (DMUuz)

35 I had the honor of rehabbing a hawk once. Majestic.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 06:45 PM (Zyyst)

36 That mallard must feel like Paolo at The Lincoln Project.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2021 06:45 PM (ZsR3z)

37 Oop. Hate commenting on iPhones.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 15, 2021 06:45 PM (Fs5vw)

38 Shouldn't that copter pack have been blowing a lot of dust?

Fake!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 15, 2021 06:45 PM (i9ZF7)

39 That hawk picture is absolutely awesome. I think it's a hawk. Is it a hawk?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2021 06:46 PM (1L6wv)

40 LMAO

https://mobile.twitter.com/SassafrasYote/status/
1415145752863547397

@SassafrasYote
My favorite genre of meme is people unknowingly kidnapping coyotes

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 15, 2021 06:46 PM (U8H2e)

41 DUCK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 15, 2021 06:46 PM (EvG/x)

42 33 Hey in that Human Slingshot vid, can anyone explain where the camera is, and how it's mounted on/attached to the guy?

I think maybe it's on a pole on the top of his helmet... but why is the pole invisible?
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2021 06:44 PM (0G13K)

There is something blurred out on his helmet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 06:47 PM (csEWM)

43 I spent hours trout fishing one day and an Osprey bagged a big, beautiful cut throat and then landed on a branch next to me to eat it. That osprey mocked me!

Posted by: Heidi at July 15, 2021 06:47 PM (l5R6/)

44 Not sure a beaver is a ideal pet

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2021 06:47 PM (Cxk7w)

45 Hey nurse! Hugs darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 06:47 PM (Zyyst)

46
The hawks around here are pretty smart. When I bush hog out in the fields, they know I'll be stirring up a lot of field mice and other small critters.

They'll come hang out on the power lines and circle overhead. They will dive bomb like lightning when they see a good target.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 06:48 PM (Mzdiz)

47 I identify as a flamingo.

Posted by: the duck at July 15, 2021 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

48 I once offered a female co-worker my Hot Pocket.

I don't work there no mo

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 06:48 PM (L2ZTs)

49
"The following media includes potentially sensitive content."

_________

OMG! I looked at it! Now I must take to my bed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2021 06:48 PM (mht8P)

50 Hi Ben Had!
Hugs right back at you!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 15, 2021 06:48 PM (EvG/x)

51 I want to see an eagle snag one of those 10 lb. goldfish from a lake.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 15, 2021 06:48 PM (8uddF)

52 Probably covered already but la county has reimposed their draconian and insane mask rules

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2021 06:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

53 Drove close to 500 miles today, did 2 site visits and had untold aggravation and I work for a woke fuck SOB who is politicizing the military and should be fired and he is a fat body, lose some weight you fat fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 06:49 PM (Irn0L)

54 Watching Gunpowder Milkshake.

Amy Pond and some milf-y costars. And gunporn.

They may still make it terrible.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2021 06:49 PM (4q7lA)

55 That Sidebar Mexican music is 100% better than Mariachi music, that crap is the same song all fkin day.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2021 06:49 PM (Cxk7w)

56 What the duck?

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 15, 2021 06:49 PM (F0YaR)

57 DUCK!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 15, 2021 06:46 PM (EvG/x)

---------------

RABBIT!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2021 06:49 PM (kTF2Z)

58 NBC local has posted this on Facebook. "Should reparations, or payments to descendants of enslaved Americans, begin in the Houston area?"

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2021 06:49 PM (NpAcC)

59 Hiya Heidi !

Regards to da Cannibal !

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2021 06:49 PM (arJlL)

60 publius, I have the same thing happen when I mow. I love watching them.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 06:50 PM (Zyyst)

61 Drove close to 500 miles today, did 2 site visits and had untold aggravation and I work for a woke fuck SOB who is politicizing the military and should be fired and he is a fat body, lose some weight you fat fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 06:49 PM (Irn0L)



Other than that, how was the play?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 15, 2021 06:50 PM (i9ZF7)

62 Shouldn't that copter pack have been blowing a lot of dust?

Fake!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 15, 2021 06:45 PM (i9ZF7)
.........

Hey, don't give the gardeners any ideas, those fucking leaf blowers are enough of a nuisance!

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2021 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

63 That Sidebar Mexican music is 100% better than Mariachi music, that crap is the same song all fkin day.
Posted by: Skip

The Mexican Hat Dance ?

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2021 06:50 PM (arJlL)

64 Other than that, how was the play?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 15, 2021 06:50 PM (i9ZF7)

Got a free phillopino lunch that was pretty good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 06:50 PM (Irn0L)

65 Nevergiveup


Retire. It. Is. Awesome!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2021 06:51 PM (gpKIi)

66 Hiya Duke!
How are you? How's your Marine?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 15, 2021 06:51 PM (EvG/x)

67 Go pros are one of the best inventions going. It's opened up a whole new way of viewing so many things.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 15, 2021 06:51 PM (Fs5vw)

68 2 Gettin my Inman fix.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 15, 2021 06:32 PM (i9ZF7)


Checking those links is quickly becoming the high point of my day.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 15, 2021 06:52 PM (pJkPQ)

69 Heidi!! Hope you and Cannibal Bob are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 06:52 PM (Zyyst)

70 I once offered a female co-worker my Hot Pocket.

I don't work there no mo
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 06:48 PM (L2ZTs)
........

explosive diarrhea in the workplace is a no-no

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2021 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

71 I just had an opportunity to watch the video that is said to have sparked the Cuban protests, linked in JJ Sefton's morning news.

I'm old, so not my favorite musical style, but it does evoke emotion. Powerful. I hope the Cubans can pull off a revolution for freedom and prosperity.

Posted by: April at July 15, 2021 06:52 PM (OX9vb)

72 Drove close to 500 miles today, did 2 site visits and had untold aggravation and I work for a woke fuck SOB who is politicizing the military and should be fired and he is a fat body, lose some weight you fat fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 06:49 PM


I believe you'd endorse the solution proposed:

https://tinyurl.com/2srnz433

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2021 06:52 PM (DMUuz)

73 Hiya JT! The Cannibal says hi back at you!

Posted by: Heidi at July 15, 2021 06:52 PM (l5R6/)

74 JT to creeper....
JT to creeper...

Come in please !

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2021 06:52 PM (arJlL)

75 I've decided the obvious response to the door-to-door COVID injection salesmen is to put up a sign on the door saying

COVID QUARANTINE
NO VISITORS

Although I'm honestly tempted to answer the door, talk to them for 15 minutes, and then tell them they've been exposed and need to go get the nasal jab.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical cold enough? at July 15, 2021 06:53 PM (tHe1p)

76 Hi Nurse! All good here. He's deploying in September so he's coming home on Leave next week. How's yours?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2021 06:53 PM (kTF2Z)

77  Not sure a beaver is a ideal pet

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2021 06:47 PM (Cxk7w)

****

But Beavers ARE ideal to pet...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 15, 2021 06:53 PM (flINI)

78 Hiya JT! The Cannibal says hi back at you!
Posted by: Heidi

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2021 06:53 PM (arJlL)

79 *hands NGU a triple Balvenie*

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 06:53 PM (Zyyst)

80 >>>There is something blurred out on his helmet.


I noticed something funky going on there.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2021 06:54 PM (0G13K)

81 65 Nevergiveup


Retire. It. Is. Awesome!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2021 06:51 PM (gpKIi)


Yes it is. And more affordable than I thought it would be.

Posted by: Justsayin' at July 15, 2021 06:54 PM (Fs5vw)

82 Howdy Ben Had!! I always love it when a hawk bags a snake or, here in the city, a pigeon!

Posted by: Heidi at July 15, 2021 06:54 PM (l5R6/)

83
Go pros are one of the best inventions going. It's opened up a whole new way of viewing so many things.
Posted by: Justsayin'

__________

Go Pro on a lure coursing Borzoi

https://youtu.be/GE0NvuHZfpU

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2021 06:54 PM (mht8P)

84 4yo- Pizza Wieners!!! Hahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
*5 minutes later
Hahahahahahahaha pizza wiener.

Yep. He is all boy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2021 06:54 PM (gpKIi)

85 Name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 06:54 PM (tHe1p)

86 qdpsteve, a little meeting with HR first? Heh.

Posted by: April at July 15, 2021 06:54 PM (OX9vb)

87 76 Hi Nurse! All good here. He's deploying in September so he's coming home on Leave next week. How's yours?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Holy shit.
Didn't know we were sending boys out. Prayers.
Haven't talked to mine in a week or so.

Ugh

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 15, 2021 06:55 PM (EvG/x)

88 NBC local has posted this on Facebook. "Should reparations, or payments
to descendants of enslaved Americans, begin in the Houston area?"

Sure. You first. You can donate your salary right now.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2021 06:55 PM (ZsR3z)

89 I've decided the obvious response to the door-to-door COVID injection salesmen is to put up a sign on the door saying

COVID QUARANTINE
NO VISITORS

Although I'm honestly tempted to answer the door, talk to them for 15 minutes, and then tell them they've been exposed and need to go get the nasal jab.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical cold enough? at July 15, 2021 06:53 PM (tHe1p)


So perfect. Open the door, shake their hand, cough a bit while listening and then say 'You sure are brave to come up here. I thought the sign would keep you away.' when they ask what sign, look around and say Dammit, reach behind the door and then pull out the sign and tape it to your door.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 15, 2021 06:55 PM (i9ZF7)

90 Guess I better go run, dammit.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 15, 2021 06:55 PM (5p7BC)

91 Heidi, please tell Bob I said hello. Also, get right up to his ear and ask...

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2021 06:55 PM (kTF2Z)

92 Name field test
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius?

Murray the Field Test !

Did I win ?

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2021 06:55 PM (arJlL)

93 Go pros are one of the best inventions going. It's opened up a whole new way of viewing so many things.
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 15, 2021 06:51 PM (Fs5vw)
........

My daughter took one into a shark cage with two teenage girls, who knocked a panel of the cage out leaving a big rectangular hole. Tiger sharks swimming around...
The freakout was epic and she got it all on GoPro.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2021 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

94 wth, true
April, all HR departments can DIAF. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)

95 look around and say Dammit, reach behind the door and then pull out the sign and tape it to your door.

***

hahaha

That's it, thanks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 06:56 PM (tHe1p)

96 That pool stunt is exactly what my doggo would do if we had a pool. And floaties. And a teddy bear.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at July 15, 2021 06:56 PM (Agr8U)

97 *hands NGU a triple Balvenie*
Balvenie is what I drink when I'm not in the mood for smoke. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, Balvenie Doublewood is excellent.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2021 06:56 PM (ZsR3z)

98 I think maybe it's on a pole on the top of his helmet... but why is the pole invisible?
Posted by: ace at July 15, 2021 06:44 PM (0G13K)


Most of the 360 cameras that were really popular a few years ago would digitally remove the stick they were mounted on. GoPro Fusion (which was an older generation, probably older than what they used for that one) could do it for sure.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2021 06:56 PM (ghoDT)

99 I'm thinking of making a sign that says, "if you're here to talk about religion, solar, or vaccines, GO AWAY!"

Posted by: Heidi at July 15, 2021 06:56 PM (l5R6/)

100 Long ago it was thought Cuba could have been a sparkling paradise in the Caribbean. The rot might be too long infested now.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2021 06:57 PM (Cxk7w)

101 >>>Most of the 360 cameras that were really popular a few years ago would digitally remove the stick they were mounted on. GoPro Fusion (which was an older generation, probably older than what they used for that one) could do it for sure.


ah, thank you.

Posted by: ace at July 15, 2021 06:57 PM (0G13K)

102 I'm working with a truly enormous piece of meat. I've been massaging it and putting stuff on it all day. Now I have it someplace warm.

Did I mention it's a brisket?

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2021 06:58 PM (ZsR3z)

103
Job opening of the Day

"Graphics / Desktop Publishing Technician For Ordnance / Munitions / Small Arms / Countermeasures"
SM&A

Posted by: MiklosGlobalCorp at July 15, 2021 06:58 PM (QzkSJ)

104 Drove close to 500 miles today, did 2 site visits and had untold aggravation and I work for a woke fuck SOB who is politicizing the military and should be fired and he is a fat body, lose some weight you fat fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 06:49 PM (Irn0L)
***

Heh. Nephew worked for a company making small vehicles like golf carts. The boss retired and let his son take over. After awhile, nephew comes in to find the delivery trailer gone.
Wassup?
New boss: Sold it. Got a great deal!
Nephew: How we gonna deliver our carts?
Blank stare.
Nephew quit.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2021 06:58 PM (axyOa)

105 I love the ideas of drones and go pros. It sounds like it would be amazing to fly around and look at everything for 50 feet up.

Would probably be boring in context.

Maybe with like an RC plane?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 06:58 PM (csEWM)

106 Posted by: Justsayin' at July 15, 2021 06:51 PM (Fs5vw)

I like the videos where they put them in a crab pot and drop it. Or on hooks halibut fishing.

Posted by: Bosk at July 15, 2021 06:58 PM (FgPjD)

107 Success: Human Slingshot
Failure: Darwin Award

Goes viral either way

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at July 15, 2021 06:58 PM (Agr8U)

108 91 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!?

Duke! Bob laughed out loud! He's busy figuring out a car top carrier for our month in the mountains this September.

Posted by: Heidi at July 15, 2021 06:59 PM (l5R6/)

109 Miklos, you need to page redc1c4.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:00 PM (Zyyst)

110 Drove close to 500 miles today

***

If you were a truck driver that would be something like $750-1000 or so. I've got a cousin that does it. Hard life and rough on the body, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:00 PM (tHe1p)

111 Boy and trashcan has me cracking up

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2021 07:00 PM (Cxk7w)

112 PAGING redc4

redc4 to the red courtesy phone please

Posted by: MiklosGlobalCorpPartners at July 15, 2021 07:01 PM (QzkSJ)

113 Name field test
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius?


Fosdick. Fosdick the field test.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2021 07:02 PM (axyOa)

114 I probably did that last weekend. I like to get in drive mode and just go. The problem is that I need to do less ambitious trips and just stop and hang out in a few of those places. Plus I need a day afterwards to recover.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 15, 2021 07:02 PM (5HBd1)

115 Predatory birds are all quite a sight. I get to watch Kites (somewhat semi-predatory as far as birds go) float around all day snatching cicadas out of the air and eating on the go. It's like bats only more slowly and more visible. But hawks et al. are magnificent flyers. You almost can't tell if they're flying towards you or away from you, and then, boom, they zip across the horizon. Beautiful. Unless you're a dove.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2021 07:03 PM (aXxgO)

116 I need to do the Texas Mome. Give me a chance to drive the car outside of Kentucky and Indiana. Do something outside besides work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:04 PM (csEWM)

117 In Japan, I remember signs at a tourist spot that had signs 'Watch for stooping Kites!'

I will admit, I started looking around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:05 PM (csEWM)

118 Drove close to 500 miles today, did 2 site visits and had untold aggravation and I work for a woke fuck SOB who is politicizing the military and should be fired and he is a fat body, lose some weight you fat fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup

We had an XO (Commander) that looked EXACTLY like Lou Costello. And he stuttered. If making announcements at quarters, he would start speaking, then start stuttering, and turn his face away and look down, just like Costello when he would do his "I'm a baaaaad boy" routine.

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2021 07:05 PM (arJlL)

119 "Hey covid guys! Glad you're here!...
(pick the next statement that works best for you

a) "Look at this great new gun I just bought"

b) "I've been horribly sick for weeks!"

c) "You're just in time for our gimp game"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)

120 But hawks et al. are magnificent flyers. You almost can't tell if
they're flying towards you or away from you, and then, boom, they zip
across the horizon. Beautiful. Unless you're a dove.

I was with the family at the National Zoo one day. We were in front of the aviary, which is a large volume enclosed by a coarse weave net. An eagle was standing on the ground next to the net, when a rather foolish pigeon settled next to the outside of the net. The eagle reached through the net, and that was the end of the pigeon.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2021 07:06 PM (ZsR3z)

121
Tucker talking about how Gen. Milli Vanilli calls us Nazis. He really things half the country is a bunch of Nazis.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:06 PM (Mzdiz)

122 I was planning to take time off for a week to work on my trailer. But they still haven't built it yet. And every time I call to check on it, they tell me "two weeks"

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 15, 2021 07:06 PM (5HBd1)

123 It'll be a while before I can organize it, BUT...

how would people feel about a Tahoe MoMee in 2022 or 2023?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)

124 Aetius, We would love to have you. We feed you, give you a place to shoot and have an open bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:07 PM (Zyyst)

125 Drove close to 500 miles today, did 2 site visits and had untold aggravation and I work for a woke fuck SOB who is politicizing the military and should be fired and he is a fat body, lose some weight you fat fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I hope you are drinking now.

Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2021 07:07 PM (dYrVA)

126 Been through all the videos I think, the animals and their stuffed toys are too cute.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2021 07:07 PM (Cxk7w)

127 I vote "No" on the copter pack. Human Slingshot......"No" x eleventy...

Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 15, 2021 07:07 PM (rCCYG)

128 Trumps fatal flaw. The enemy of your enemy is not your friend.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2021 07:07 PM (gpKIi)

129 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2021 07:08 PM (arJlL)

130 124 Aetius, We would love to have you. We feed you, give you a place to shoot and have an open bar.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:07 PM (Zyyst)

How is the hotel situation down there? Something cheap? I actually expect gas to be the highest expanse for the trip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:08 PM (csEWM)

131 Trumps fatal flaw. The enemy of your enemy is not your friend.
No, but he can be convenient.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2021 07:08 PM (ZsR3z)

132 Been through all the videos

***

I thought it was very nice of twitter to inform me that there is no widespread evidence of voter fraud in Maricopa County according to Politifact, WaPo, and the NYT.

That's very considerate of them to keep me informed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:08 PM (EUHQH)

133 That Sidebar Mexican music is 100% better than Mariachi music, that crap is the same song all fkin day.
Posted by: Skip

And just think -- Reggaeton is 10x worse than Mariachi.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 15, 2021 07:09 PM (OssQ4)

134 Aetius, We would love to have you. We feed you, give you a place to shoot and have an open bar.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:07 PM (Zyyst)


There might be pralines. There were pralines last year.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2021 07:09 PM (ghoDT)

135 Aetius, I am debating whether to stay at Motel 6 or the Hampton Inn.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)

136
Last year a red-tail hawk landed on the tray feeder outside. I don't think it wanted sunflower seed. Loved his look; no nonsense at all. We told it that it had carte blanche on all the rodents and snakes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2021 07:09 PM (mht8P)

137 Ace ought to do a post on crows or turtles climbing things.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at July 15, 2021 07:09 PM (dDkyV)

138 MAGA:
right here in SoCal, I was hangin' out at the park, and caught a squirrel running up and down a tree.

Tried to take a pic but my camera phone is... not great. I need to get me a real camera.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 07:10 PM (L2ZTs)

139 Aetius, email me. Address in the left side bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:11 PM (Zyyst)

140 Door to door Covid salesperson... I figure I'll just answer the door. Stark naked.
That usually works out.

Posted by: Inogame at July 15, 2021 07:11 PM (+2xjH)

141
When our great matriarch Miss Possum was having a false pregnancy, she collected toys and tried to nurse them. Funny and sad at the same time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2021 07:11 PM (mht8P)

142 Buddy has a pair of mating Merlins in his back yard.
Look up what a Merlin eats.
He hasn't seen a song bird or robin all summer.
Horrible screech too.

Posted by: Bosk at July 15, 2021 07:11 PM (FgPjD)

143 qdpsteve, opt for the Motel6 but the Holiday Inn Express is offering us a discount. Do not use the Hampton

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:13 PM (Zyyst)

144 Hey, nice rescue beaver.

Thanks! But it's not a rescue.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 15, 2021 07:13 PM (vOGqy)

145 Cotton in Iowa

Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2021 07:13 PM (Rs1Q4)

146 Gunpowder Milkshake update.

So far kinda John Wick chick flick. I don't think Amy Pond did the work on the range like Keanu though. -1.

Carla Gugino as a librarian. But not a naughty one. Another -1.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2021 07:14 PM (4q7lA)

147 If anyone wants to know just why Trump didn't drop the hammer on the rioters back last summer, Tucker is explaining right now. Milley is a fucking tinpot dictator wannabe.

Posted by: Jackal at July 15, 2021 07:14 PM (2tM+H)

148 hogmartin, nobody told me!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:14 PM (Zyyst)

149
Earlier today, Ace asked AllahPussy to write another piece about how authoritarian Trump is.

AnalPundit has delivered. He's written a screed about Trump and MilliVannilli accusing Trump of plotting a coup, and only MilliVannilli was able to stop him.

When he's not doing that, AnalCuckPundit is writing absolutely unhinged fear porn about the Covid. The Delta variant is going to kill us all unless 100% of us get vaccinated NOW!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:15 PM (Mzdiz)

150 Ben, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)

151 Hmmm, 12 and a half hours from Lexington to city center. Bet I could beat that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:15 PM (csEWM)

152
JeCovid Witnesses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:15 PM (Mzdiz)

153 I believe you'd endorse the solution proposed:

https://tinyurl.com/2srnz433
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2021 06:52 PM (DMUuz)

Sigh yes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 07:15 PM (Irn0L)

154 Best five war animals?
1) Horses.
2) Dogs.
3) Camels.
4) Birds.
5) Elephants.


Posted by: TC at July 15, 2021 07:16 PM (YQiBw)

155 Was Copter Guy at Funston? It looked familiar.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2021 07:16 PM (l0Lgi)

156 pep: "The eagle reached through the net, and that was the end of the pigeon."

Yeah. A mere snack.

I don't think I've seen a non-captive eagle, but there was one (well, two) in the region. They (I think they were bald eagles, but I forgot) had settled onto one of those giant, multi-cable steel power supports to build a nest. So the power company did a cool thing. Once mating season was done, they built a brand new support structure nearby and away from the power lines. They then transferred the eagle-constructed nest over.

The next year the pair returned and nested.

One of the few times I say, "Yeah, it was an expensive move, but worth it." It's a rare event in the region.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2021 07:17 PM (aXxgO)

157 Notice: Arktoons is featuring web comic Stonetoss, twice weekly, starting next week.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 15, 2021 07:17 PM (OssQ4)

158 143 qdpsteve, opt for the Motel6 but the Holiday Inn Express is offering us a discount. Do not use the Hampton
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:13 PM (Zyyst)

qdpsteve, there's a special on the horse trailer. So I am told.

Posted by: RI Red -(k9o3c) at July 15, 2021 07:18 PM (k9o3c)

159 When we lived in Boise, we put out suet that a Kestral would grab and hide in our neighbor's eaves. We didn't care for the neighbor so thought it hysterical.

Posted by: Heidi at July 15, 2021 07:18 PM (l5R6/)

160 >They are not pink because they eat shrimp, right ?
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2021 06:38 PM (V13WU)

How many shrimps do you have to eat
Before you make your skin turn pink?
Eat too much and you'll get sick
Shrimps are pretty rich

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 15, 2021 07:18 PM (DXFDM)

161 Ben Had, I'll shoot you an email once I set up my vacation through work and can make sure I can make it. Should work out fine, but I have to get it approved first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:18 PM (csEWM)

162 >>Holiday Inn Express is offering us a discount. Do not use the Hampton
Posted by: Ben Had

How do you get the discount and why not Hampton?

Posted by: Aviator at July 15, 2021 07:19 PM (HQ9Sl)

163 When he's not doing that, AnalCuckPundit is writing absolutely unhinged fear porn about the Covid. The Delta variant is going to kill us all unless 100% of us get vaccinated NOW!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Ah, the toilet hobo wing of the party.

Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2021 07:19 PM (dYrVA)

164 publius: "Tucker talking about how Gen. Milli Vanilli calls us Nazis. He really things half the country is a bunch of Nazis."

He's right but not at all in the way he imagines. And that SOB leads troops.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2021 07:19 PM (aXxgO)

165 JeCovid Witnesses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:15 PM (Mzdiz)


Damn it. I just cleaned the keyboard.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2021 07:20 PM (axyOa)

166 And that SOB leads troops.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2021 07:19 PM (aXxgO)

Well not really.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 07:21 PM (Irn0L)

167 Aetius, I understand. We have no space or time restrictions.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:21 PM (Zyyst)

168 162 >>Holiday Inn Express is offering us a discount. Do not use the Hampton
Posted by: Ben Had

How do you get the discount and why not Hampton?
Posted by: Aviator at July 15, 2021 07:19 PM (HQ9Sl)

I have learned the reason not to use specific hotels is usually bed bugs. At least, that is the first thing I think of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:21 PM (csEWM)

169 Great to see that Heidi and Cannibal Bob are well!

Posted by: Emmie (Hrwnm) at July 15, 2021 07:21 PM (Hrwnm)

170 JeCovid Witnesses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:15 PM (Mzdiz)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:22 PM (csEWM)

171 Woke up to a bang on my backdoor window so loud I thought someone was trying to get in. Looked and there was a robin that knocked himself out laying on my porch. 2 seconds later a falcon landed by it, looked around and the robin was gone. Looked up falcons and they get up to 200mph diving on prey. I figure the robin was busting it's ass trying to get away. Falcon wasn't much bigger than the robin.

Posted by: dartist at July 15, 2021 07:22 PM (+ya+t)

172 Today, the Joint Chiefs of Staff have no executive authority to command combatant forces. The issue of executive authority was clearly resolved by the Goldwater-Nichols DOD Reorganization Act of 1986: "The Secretaries of the Military Departments shall assign all forces under their jurisdiction to unified and specified combatant commands to perform missions assigned to those commands..."; the chain of command "runs from the President to the Secretary of Defense; and from the Secretary of Defense to the commander of the combatant command."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 07:22 PM (Irn0L)

173 Gotta say, having a beer by myself at the bar isn't as awful as I had thought it would be.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at July 15, 2021 07:22 PM (FkKuz)

174 Aviator, I never could get anyone at the Hampton to speak to me. The Holiday Inn was amenable. Ask for CJ.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:23 PM (Zyyst)

175 And that SOB leads troops.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2021 07:19 PM (aXxgO)

Well not really.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 07:21 PM (Irn0L)
***

Probably a good thing for him...now.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2021 07:24 PM (axyOa)

176 154 Best five war animals?
1) Horses.
2) Dogs.
3) Camels.
4) Birds.
5) Elephants.
6) Bath-salt gorilla cavalry.

Posted by: ZOD at July 15, 2021 07:24 PM (xK9An)

177 The Delta variant is going to kill us all unless 100% of us get vaccinated NOW!

**

That's why there's been 3000 (three thousand) with-COVID deaths nationwide over the last 14 days.

One Sunday at one large church in one city in one state. Nationwide.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:24 PM (EUHQH)

178 Nevergiveup

Good evening, Sir. Sorry you are having a bad day.

This must be a new boss. It's a shame that that boss is making his 1 of 1 subject matter expert have to struggle against stupidity.

Should be plenty of ways to grease the skids from under a stupid, out of specs fat boy boss. Big Navy is so forgiving of out of standards senior officers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2021 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

179
"Have you heard the good fake news?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 15, 2021 07:24 PM (2YTuC)

180 176 154 Best five war animals?
1) Horses.
2) Dogs.
3) Camels.
4) Birds.
5) Elephants.
6) Bath-salt gorilla cavalry.
Posted by: ZOD at July 15, 2021 07:24 PM (xK9An)

Don't forget pigs, slathered in grease and set on fire.

Used by the romans against elephants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:24 PM (csEWM)

181 Gotta say, having a beer by myself at the bar isn't as awful as I had thought it would be.

***

Do it a few times and you'll make some friends that way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:25 PM (EUHQH)

182 *raises sword*

We fight by the smell of bacon, boys!

For the Conscript Fathers of Rome!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:25 PM (csEWM)

183 Nevergiveup: "Today, the Joint Chiefs of Staff have no executive authority to command combatant forces..."

Thank heavens for that. Now all we have to worry about is whoever is operating pResident Puddinghead.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2021 07:25 PM (aXxgO)

184 My daughter took one into a shark cage with two teenage girls, who knocked a panel of the cage out leaving a big rectangular hole. Tiger sharks swimming around...
The freakout was epic and she got it all on GoPro.


Like a real life Far Side "Don's Discount Shark Cages" comic.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Chernyenko My Coat At The Cleaners at July 15, 2021 07:26 PM (Clxcy)

185 Gunpowder Milkshake update. Not yet clear that Amy Pond has the gunplay chops to be John Wickette.

But she's got some good punching kicking going. So +1.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2021 07:26 PM (4q7lA)

186 RI Red, hahahaha.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:27 PM (Zyyst)

187 That's why there's been 3000 (three thousand) with-COVID deaths nationwide over the last 14 days.

One Sunday at one large church in one city in one state. Nationwide.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:24 PM (EUHQH)


Don't you care about those 3000 people? All the people who are not me should give up all their liberties until Covid is eradicated!

Posted by: Karen McKarenface at July 15, 2021 07:27 PM (Hrwnm)

188
Yep, it looks like Trump was going to use the Insurrection Act to put down the Antfi riots. The military under Vanilli refused.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:27 PM (Mzdiz)

189
Ben Had: you've got mail

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2021 07:27 PM (DUIap)

190 Ah, the toilet hobo wing of the party.

You could almost hear the pants crapping coming through the USB port.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 15, 2021 07:28 PM (W4eKo)

191 Gotta say, having a beer by myself at the bar isn't as awful as I had thought it would be.

***

Do it a few times and you'll make some friends that way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:25 PM (EUHQH)
***

And you will always be in good company.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2021 07:28 PM (axyOa)

192 Aetius, I forgot to mention the deep fried bacon.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:28 PM (Zyyst)

193 his must be a new boss. It's a shame that that boss is making his 1 of 1 subject matter expert have to struggle against stupidity.

Should be plenty of ways to grease the skids from under a stupid, out of specs fat boy boss. Big Navy is so forgiving of out of standards senior officers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2021 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

Well the "Boss" I was talking about is only a Figurehead Boss and Army. But my immediate "Boss" is a recluse and never speaks to me or his Command ( of which I am the conduit to ). I have taken to running thing without consulting with him.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 07:28 PM (Irn0L)

194 Do it a few times and you'll make some friends that way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:25 PM (EUHQH)

I must admit - sacred honor and all that - that every time I see your name, I think Robbie Douglas, son of the Lord of Douglas in 1356.

And yes. I hope to make some friends.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at July 15, 2021 07:29 PM (FkKuz)

195 9. krokodil crocodiles

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 15, 2021 07:29 PM (UHVv4)

196 So that's... Carry the one...

214 with-COVID deaths a day out of 330,000,000 people.

One 101 level lecture course at a state college.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:30 PM (EUHQH)

197
The military also refused Trump's orders to get the fuck out of Afghanistan. Good ol' "Mad Dog" actively thwarted the orders of the CinC on that, and delayed, delayed, delayed.

It was also Bill Barr cucking out about the Insurrection Act.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:30 PM (Mzdiz)

198 I think the weirdest species of videos on youtube is black people reacting to, "Things White People Like..."

Here's a dude reacting to the Beach Boys, God Only Knows.

https://tinyurl.com/3k9prjkc


The most hilarious thing would be white people reacting to stuff Black people like, it would simply be a person giggling and stammering uncomfortably to themselves.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2021 07:31 PM (lo0uK)

199 Every once in awhile while patrolling my back 40 I will come across a nice pile of dove feathers.

Hawk's calling card.

Eat well and live my sharp taloned brother.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2021 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

200 Speaking of "an hour after you eat", hubby's family has a get together every year, always at a place with cabins by a creek/river.

Every year, all of the kids wanted to go swimming as soon ad they got up - usually at the crack of dawn. The grownups had to get breakfast ready, eat, then clean up the mess, etc.

One year, in desperation, I told our kids that the river didn't open until 10:00 a.m. - they were young enough that they believed it. Word got around to all of the other families, and very quickly my little exaggeration became accepted legend.

It wasn't until years later - when our kids were old enough to go to the river by themselves - that DD#2 asked someone in the camp office, " Why doesn't the river open until 10:00?"

Busted.

But their generation grew up and had kids of their own, and the river was "closed" until 10:00 a.m. all over again.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 15, 2021 07:31 PM (SRRAx)

201 Nevergiveup

Excellent. I guess some flags were promoted above their communication and leadership levels. Sad.

But a good COS and CMCPO can fix a lot of issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2021 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

202 One 101 level lecture course at a state college.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:30 PM (EUHQH)

Hell, my C105 lecture freshman year had easily 3-400 people- which was the same as my graduating class in high school. It was a bit surprising.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:32 PM (csEWM)

203 The web footed little bastard!

Posted by: DaveA at July 15, 2021 07:33 PM (FhXTo)

204 The deep state's military basically proved to Trump, and us all, that the American President is just a figurehead with zero control or power. Commander in Chief is just words, signifying nothing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 15, 2021 07:33 PM (OssQ4)

205 162 >>Holiday Inn Express is offering us a discount. Do not use the Hampton
Posted by: Ben Had
---------------------

Short trip to Casino, no comps, no casino hotel vacancies, only bare bones vacancies. OK, but a/c not on, no ice bucket, no cups, the toilet lever was broken, local tv only.

Checked out the next morning and the manager had four of his *girls* in conference.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2021 07:34 PM (4DHSI)

206 I must admit - sacred honor and all that - that every time I see your name, I think Robbie Douglas, son of the Lord of Douglas in 1356.

And yes. I hope to make some friends.

***

I feel sort of bad that my name is a much worse and less noble joke of a name.

FWIW, I met some dear friends as a complete stranger at a nice little bar in a crappy medium sized city. Don't be afraid to try more than one, btw. If you find one that has a chess set permanently set up at a table for the patrons you might want to focus on that bar for a few weeks, even if you don't enjoy chess. It's a good sign.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:34 PM (EUHQH)

207 198 I think the weirdest species of videos on youtube is black people reacting to, "Things White People Like..."

Here's a dude reacting to the Beach Boys, God Only Knows.

https://tinyurl.com/3k9prjkc


The most hilarious thing would be white people reacting to stuff Black people like, it would simply be a person giggling and stammering uncomfortably to themselves.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2021 07:31 PM (lo0uK)

I get a big kick out those videos, especially with black folks listening to metal for the first time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 15, 2021 07:34 PM (II3Gr)

208 Well the "Boss" I was talking about is only a Figurehead Boss and Army. But my immediate "Boss" is a recluse and never speaks to me or his Command ( of which I am the conduit to ). I have taken to running thing without consulting with him.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 07:28 PM (Irn0L),


What!!???
An army boss who is a figurehead? Inconceivable!!!
Surely he's out running PT at 0600 every day!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2021 07:35 PM (axyOa)

209 198 I think the weirdest species of videos on youtube is black people reacting to, "Things White People Like..."

Here's a dude reacting to the Beach Boys, God Only Knows.

https://tinyurl.com/3k9prjkc

The most hilarious thing would be white people reacting to stuff Black people like, it would simply be a person giggling and stammering uncomfortably to themselves.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2021 07:31 PM (lo0uK)

It is a strange genre of youtube video. That is an awesome song. I still think the vocal only track is better because it shows how much work they put into the harmony and so forth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:36 PM (csEWM)

210 204 The deep state's military basically proved to Trump, and us all, that the American President is just a figurehead with zero control or power. Commander in Chief is just words, signifying nothing.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 15, 2021 07:33 PM (OssQ4)
------------------

We're not in as bad a shape as the fish that bird has his eyes on.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2021 07:36 PM (4DHSI)

211 >>Here's a dude reacting to the Beach Boys, God Only Knows.
https://tinyurl.com/3k9prjkc

That brother gets it. "God Only Knows" has the same you-and-only-you love-lyrics common to the best Motown hits.

Posted by: ZOD at July 15, 2021 07:36 PM (xK9An)

212 Surely he's out running PT at 0600 every day!
Posted by: Diogenes
___

LOL!

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2021 07:36 PM (otDZX)

213 >>We're not in as bad a shape as the fish that bird has his eyes on. Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2021 07:36 PM (4DHSI)

All watched by a lizard, gently licking an orange.

Posted by: ZOD at July 15, 2021 07:37 PM (xK9An)

214
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:34 PM (EUHQH)

I think I'll dabble around. I'm 40, and have recently been re-released into the wild.

I haven't any friends in real life, and am trying to get myself out there.

The chess is a great idea. I may bring my own set.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at July 15, 2021 07:37 PM (UNFkJ)

215 The rank and file GOP and the Democrats pushed the narrative that Trump was unstable, a Nazi, whatever. They leveraged the Command and Control apparatus to neuter Trump so any attempt to restore law and order last summer was seen, reported and digested by the DOD, IC and DOJ as coming from an unstable and reckless individual.

That they bought into it says a lot.

*Specifically they were already in on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2021 07:37 PM (BFigT)

216 >>That is an awesome song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:36 PM (csEWM)

It is.

Posted by: ZOD at July 15, 2021 07:38 PM (xK9An)

217 That brother gets it. "God Only Knows" has the same you-and-only-you love-lyrics common to the best Motown hits.
Posted by: ZOD at July 15, 2021 07:36 PM (xK9An)

This.

Sam Cooke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl5usKhGz60

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:38 PM (csEWM)

218 The most hilarious thing would be white people reacting to stuff Black people like, it would simply be a person giggling and stammering uncomfortably to themselves.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2021 07:31 PM (lo0uK)

***

I've long thought that "middle aged, middle class straight white married Christian man reacting to stupid urban music" would be a moneymaker, but it would also destroy my life.

Also I'm fairly certain the vast majority of the reaction videos are fake.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:38 PM (EUHQH)

219 AltonJackson, I will email you in the am, but tell kiddo how much we enjoyed her company.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:38 PM (Zyyst)

220 So the left is totally cool with the military disregarding the national command authority? Ok, good to know.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2021 07:39 PM (kTF2Z)

221 I get a big kick out those videos, especially with black folks listening to metal for the first time.
Posted by: Insomniac

It's hilarious. I have gotten lost for hours.

Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2021 07:39 PM (dYrVA)

222 Gunpowder Milkshake - clever fight choreography. +1.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2021 07:40 PM (4q7lA)

223 Insom, you got mail!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:40 PM (Zyyst)

224 >> So the left is totally cool with the military disregarding the national command authority?

When it serves their purposes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:40 PM (Mzdiz)

225 Also I'm fairly certain the vast majority of the reaction videos are fake.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:38 PM (EUHQH)

The british metal guitarist reacting to Roy Clark guitar pieces are pretty good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:41 PM (csEWM)

226 That they bought into it says a lot.

*Specifically they were already in on it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2021 07:37 PM (BFigT)


When you make deals to get stars, integrity is one of the first things you sacrifice. Making flag rank has always been political, but things like integrity was mandatory. Not so much now i think.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2021 07:41 PM (axyOa)

227 @218

Maybe, but I've known a lot of black people in my life, I'm fairly confident to a high degree of certainty, that the words, this or that Beach Boys song is great, have never passed their lips.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2021 07:41 PM (lo0uK)

228
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:38 PM

Thanks, Ben Had

I will; I keep gently twisting her arm...she'll see the light eventually

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 15, 2021 07:42 PM (DUIap)

229 Gotta say, having a beer by myself at the bar isn't as awful as I had thought it would be.
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Beats sitting home and a good place to make like minded friends. This place always reminds me of sitting in a bar. Get to know the bartender and throw him/her a bone. Has Ace ever bought us a round?

Posted by: dartist at July 15, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)

230 @225

>>The british metal guitarist reacting to Roy Clark guitar pieces are pretty good.


So it's affirmed, we all pretty much watch the same things on youtube.

Interesting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2021 07:42 PM (lo0uK)

231 SMH, I really want to try the lumpia.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:43 PM (Zyyst)

232 So it's affirmed, we all pretty much watch the same things on youtube.

Interesting.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2021 07:42 PM (lo0uK)

Lol. Well, there is a reason we all hang out here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:43 PM (csEWM)

233 The british metal guitarist reacting to Roy Clark guitar pieces are pretty good.


***

Now I could certainly see musician to musician type setups where one is trying to understand what's happening in the other genre.

But "45 year old rapper has never heard of the Beastie Boys" type stuff is absurd.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:43 PM (EUHQH)

234 Great Steve Inman video....

https://tinyurl.com/yeboq539

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2021 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

235 White people go to a black barbecue:

tinyurl.com/3muc5krs

Dominoes at 3:30. S'all good.

Posted by: ZOD at July 15, 2021 07:44 PM (xK9An)

236 Great to see that Heidi and Cannibal Bob are well!
Posted by: Emmie

Seconded !

And I wish them safe travels !

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2021 07:44 PM (arJlL)

237 223 Insom, you got mail!
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:40 PM (Zyyst)

Got it, and reply sent!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 15, 2021 07:44 PM (II3Gr)

238
If you remember during the height of the looting an burning last year, we were all discussing the Insurrection Act.

Our President, Donald J. Fucking Trump was going to invoke it, and use the "regular army" if need be to restore order and put down a real insurrection.

Although many don't realize it, the Insurrection Act gives the President authority to go in on his own when state and local authorities are failing to enforce the law and protect the constitutional rights of US citizens in those states.

Trump was going to invoke that. The military refused, and Barr and others actively undermined him. The law says the President shall determine, not his underlings.

The United States military refused lawful orders of the President of the United States to restore order and put down a real violent insurrection.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)

239 225 Also I'm fairly certain the vast majority of the reaction videos are fake.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:38 PM (EUHQH)

The british metal guitarist reacting to Roy Clark guitar pieces are pretty good.

Specifically, the one where Clark plays the spanish guitar piece on an episode of the Odd Couple does not seem faked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:44 PM (csEWM)

240 Has Ace ever bought us a round?

Posted by: dartist at July 15, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)

I mean. I think all the threads ARE rounds.

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at July 15, 2021 07:45 PM (UNFkJ)

241 Maybe, but I've known a lot of black people in my life, I'm fairly confident to a high degree of certainty, that the words, this or that Beach Boys song is great, have never passed their lips.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2021 07:41 PM (lo0uK)

**

Sure, but think of playing a new song for a friend that you KNOW will like whatever it is you're playing for them. A smile, some head nodding, a "That's cool, I like that" and that's about that for most people.

Reaction videos have to be fairly fake for them to be watchable.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:46 PM (EUHQH)

242 Who was the last American president who truly commanded the government?


Lincoln or Roosevelt?

Posted by: TC at July 15, 2021 07:46 PM (JUR9u)

243 >>>When you make deals to get stars, integrity is one of the first things you sacrifice. Making flag rank has always been political, but things like integrity was mandatory. Not so much now i think.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2021 07:41 PM (axyOa)
---------------

Ike and Patton had to suck it up but they didn't suck it.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2021 07:47 PM (4DHSI)

244 @TPostMillennial

A star is born! Ohio congressional candidate Ruth Edmonds preaches unity on Tucker Carlson.

https://tinyurl.com/yz3694h3

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2021 07:47 PM (cF8AT)

245 242 Who was the last American president who truly commanded the government?

Lincoln or Roosevelt?
Posted by: TC at July 15, 2021 07:46 PM (JUR9u)

I am not even sure Lincoln. Hard to say.

To be strictly fair, the president never was meant to 'command' the government.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:47 PM (csEWM)

246 199 Every once in awhile while patrolling my back 40 I will come across a nice pile of dove feathers.

Hawk's calling card.

Eat well and live my sharp taloned brother.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2021 07:31 PM (R/m4+)
the owls and hawks around here have the same view of dove as me
aint worth the effort
however, I'm still not eating their favorite meal

cat

Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2021 07:48 PM (Rs1Q4)

247 @242

Lincoln, Roosevelt was mostly a figure head and by the time Ike was giving his fairwell and beware the MIC speech, shit had already gone sideways, which is why he gave the speech.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2021 07:49 PM (lo0uK)

248 I mean. I think all the threads ARE rounds.
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You're right! Lol

Posted by: dartist at July 15, 2021 07:49 PM (+ya+t)

249 242 Who was the last American president who truly commanded the government?



how would we know ?

Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2021 07:49 PM (Rs1Q4)

250 Who was the last American president who truly commanded the government?

**

Washington.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:49 PM (EUHQH)

251 >>>The United States military refused lawful orders of the President of the United States to restore order and put down a real violent insurrection.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)
-----------------------

Also lied to him about the draw down and disobeyed his direct orders.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2021 07:49 PM (4DHSI)

252 Ben Had,

I'll make them at the daughter's house, and bring them to the MoMee.

Plenty of places in Killeen/Ft Hood to pick up the ingredients.

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2021 07:49 PM (otDZX)

253 We're staying at the Hampton for the Texas MoMe - hubby has points.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 15, 2021 07:50 PM (SRRAx)

254 SMH, I really want to try the lumpia.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:43 PM (Zyyst)


Ben Had, if you ever find yourself in Corpus Christi there is a place called the Little Manila Lumpia House that has AMAZING pancit and lumpia.

Posted by: JordanKai61 at July 15, 2021 07:50 PM (K0bra)

255
So the left is totally cool with the military disregarding the national command authority?

They're all for "Seven Days In May" if they are the ones running the coup.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2021 07:50 PM (63Dwl)

256 I picked up 30 dead dove after the freeze, I don't think we are going to have much of a dove season this year

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:51 PM (Zyyst)

257 Almost dark here in the woods. The hermit thrushes have stopped their flute-like calls, and now we've got some barred owls calling each other.

Who who who-who, who cooks for you-u-u.

The corgi, a city girl becoming more wild each day in her free-range wild woodland habitat, was spooked by the owls.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 15, 2021 07:51 PM (auMxu)

258 Ooh, SMH is making some? I missed that part!

Posted by: JordanKai61 at July 15, 2021 07:52 PM (K0bra)

259 Has Ace ever bought us a round?
Posted by: dartist at July 15, 2021 07:42 PM


Tuits

Posted by: Snizz at July 15, 2021 07:52 PM (DMUuz)

260
And don't forget Harry Truman, during the last few years of his life wrote an op-ed that basically said, "You know, creating the CIA was a big mistake."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:52 PM (Mzdiz)

261 Huh, I see ellipsis made the sidebar. Good. You should listen to that guy... He's pre-med.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2021 07:52 PM (7Ttpp)

262 Who was the last American president who truly commanded the government?
Washington.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:49 PM (EUHQH)

Concur.

President Trump should have asked for one million rifles to assemble and form under his command from the civilian "militia".

He would have gotten that plus many more...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2021 07:53 PM (R/m4+)

263 Ooh, SMH is making some? I missed that part!
Posted by: JordanKai61
___

Yeah, I opened my big, fat, trap, so now I gotta make some for the MoMee.

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2021 07:53 PM (otDZX)

264 244 @TPostMillennial

A star is born! Ohio congressional candidate Ruth Edmonds preaches unity on Tucker Carlson.

https://tinyurl.com/yz3694h3
Posted by: Tami
-------------------

A winner.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2021 07:54 PM (4DHSI)

265 'Mass Casualty event' at a prison in California?

Top story at WZs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 07:54 PM (csEWM)

266 Used to live on Vancouver island and the bald eagles were many. Neighbour would throw chicken pieces into the water and eagles would come from across Nanoose bay to scoop up the goodies. To watch them come screeching across the water is something you never forget

Posted by: kelly at July 15, 2021 07:55 PM (Q+UUo)

267 Yeah, I opened my big, fat, trap, so now I gotta make some for the MoMee.
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2021 07:53 PM (otDZX)


Ha, well that'll teach you! Looking forward to it, I haven't had good lumpia in forever.

Posted by: JordanKai61 at July 15, 2021 07:55 PM (K0bra)

268 Just how lumpy are those lumpia?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at July 15, 2021 07:55 PM (II3Gr)

269 Theresa in Fort Worth, that made me laugh. The things we tell our children!

Posted by: April at July 15, 2021 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

270 SMH, I will mug you at the entrance. I have never yet gotten a mouthful of Stephen Price Blair's eggplant dish.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2021 07:56 PM (Zyyst)

271
I've linked it a couple of times, none of you gave a shit, but on youtube is a couple of videos about the process of crafting and recording of "God Only Knows."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 15, 2021 07:56 PM (Bjxno)

272 Reaction videos have to be fairly fake for them to be watchable.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Not true. The reaction videos by vocal coaches are actually quite good. Look up "the charismatic voice" and also "beth roars". They analyze the singing and are very enjoyable without being fake. Also, "lost in vegas" (two black dudes) put on extremely cogent reaction videos analyzing the songs vis compositions, guitar tone, etc. Their analyses of Van Halen, Ratt, etc., are very good. They go back and forth discussing what works and what doesn't. Very well-spoken and intelligent guys.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 15, 2021 07:58 PM (KAi1n)

273 Washington.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:49 PM (EUHQH)

Yeah

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2021 07:58 PM (/JgAk)

274 Part of what I love about this place is how a throwaway joke will prompt a conversation about something that will span hours (or days, or even become part of the HQ lore) and eventually turn into comments after three or four completely unrelated threads that are recommendations about local places that have something to do with it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 07:58 PM (EUHQH)

275
Harry Truman, on the CIA, speaking to a biographer:

But it got out of hand. The fella ... the one that was in the White House after me never paid any attention to it, and it got out of hand. Why, they've got an organization over there in Virginia now that is practically the equal of the Pentagon in many ways. And I think I've told you, one Pentagon is one too many.

Now, as nearly as I can make out, those fellows in the CIA don't just report on wars and the like, they go out and make their own, and there's nobody to keep track of what they're up to. They spend billions of dollars on stirring up trouble so they'll have something to report on. They've become .. it's become a government all of its own and all secret. They don't have to account to anybody.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 07:58 PM (Mzdiz)

276 A winner.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2021 07:54 PM (4DHSI)

Hope she's prepared. They'll be coming for her after that appearance on Tucker.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2021 08:00 PM (cF8AT)

277 I've linked it a couple of times, none of you gave a shit, but on youtube is a couple of videos about the process of crafting and recording of "God Only Knows."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 15, 2021 07:56 PM

Eees not true, mon. I watched them. I have the CDs from years ago that had the studio sessions takes. It's amazing to listen to the process that went into making them.

There is some vocal harmony at the start of the second verse of "Wouldn't It Be Nice" that can only be appreciated without the instrumentals.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2021 08:00 PM (DMUuz)

278 Truman continued:

That's a very dangerous thing in a democratic society, and it's got to be put a stop to. The people have got a right to know what those birds are up to. And if I was back in the White House, people would know. You see, the way a free government works, there's got to be a housecleaning every now and again, and I don't care what branch of the government is involved. Somebody has to keep an eye on things.

And when you can't do any housecleaning because everything that goes on is a damn secret, why, then we're on our way to something the Founding Fathers didn't have in mind. Secrecy and a free, democratic government don't mix. And if what happened at the Bay of Pigs doesn't prove that, I don't know what does. You have got to keep an eye on the military at all times, and it doesn't matter whether it's the birds in the Pentagon or the birds in the CIA.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 08:00 PM (Mzdiz)

279
A star is born! Ohio congressional candidate Ruth Edmonds preaches unity on Tucker Carlson.

https://tinyurl.com/yz3694h3
Posted by: Tami


Yeah, she's okay. I don't care for her "both sides" bullshit. Instead of saying the Democrats must stop "fixing" problems that don't exist, she pretty much concedes the Fake Narrative and argument to the Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 15, 2021 08:00 PM (Bjxno)

280 Not true. The reaction videos by vocal coaches are actually quite good. Look up "the charismatic voice" and also "beth roars". They analyze the singing and are very enjoyable without being fake. Also, "lost in vegas" (two black dudes) put on extremely cogent reaction videos analyzing the songs vis compositions, guitar tone, etc. Their analyses of Van Halen, Ratt, etc., are very good. They go back and forth discussing what works and what doesn't. Very well-spoken and intelligent guys.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 15, 2021 07:58 PM (KAi1n)

***

Yeah, but that also moves it into the professional realm, which ties into my #233, and I think that's a different "reaction" video altogether. That's more along the lines of a movie review or the like. It's not just some moron off the street in Baltimore who has never heard AC/DC and couldn't tell you what a treble clef was screaming YO THAT'S AWESOME!!! when he hears rock and roll for the first time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 08:01 PM (EUHQH)

281
Eees not true, mon. I watched them. I have the CDs from years ago that had the studio sessions takes. It's amazing to listen to the process that went into making them.

There is some vocal harmony at the start of the second verse of "Wouldn't It Be Nice" that can only be appreciated without the instrumentals.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Oh good. I'm not a Beach Boys fan, but I certainly appreciate Brian Wilson's work making a couple of beautiful songs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 15, 2021 08:02 PM (Bjxno)

282 The best Beach Boys songs on the youtubes are the ones where the people make them sound amateurish and horrible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 08:03 PM (EUHQH)

283 Having a Hair Loss treatment place your sponsor for a video on the Demon Core accident is kind of... creepy, in poor taste and funny?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 08:03 PM (csEWM)

284 One year, in desperation, I told our kids that the river didn't open until 10:00 a.m. [...] DD#2 asked someone in the camp office, " Why doesn't the river open until 10:00?"

Busted.

But their generation grew up and had kids of their own, and the river was "closed" until 10:00 a.m. all over again.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 15, 2021 07:31 PM (SRRAx)


That is a great story. Tremendous parenting, and imaginative to boot! I salute you, ma'am, and am jealous that I am not that clever.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at July 15, 2021 08:04 PM (Agr8U)

285 Something for Ace tomorrow...

Did Obama Plagiarize the Kenya Section of Dreams? Looks Likely.
In June, the memoir of veteran publisher and editor Peter Osnos, An Especially Good View: Watching History Happen, was released with minimal fanfare. Although he sanitizes his experience as the publisher of Barack Obama's Dreams from My Father, Osnos lets slip a detail that could transform Obama's reputation from "the best writer to occupy the White House since Lincoln" to the best plagiarist to occupy the White House before Biden.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 15, 2021 08:04 PM (UHVv4)

286
By "fella that came after me" Truman was talking about Ike. And Ike realized the problem too, as evidenced by his military-industrial complex speech.

One of Truman's faults was he was a rabid partisan who hated Republicans. But what I'd give for a Truman now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 08:04 PM (Mzdiz)

287 . . . transform Obama's reputation from "the best writer to occupy the White House since Lincoln" to the best plagiarist to occupy the White House before Biden.
Posted by: andycanuck

Shocked I am!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2021 08:05 PM (mD/uy)

288
When we were mocking and opposing Common Core seem like the good ol' days, now, eh?

No one can say we didn't have plenty of warnings of the wickedness coming.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at July 15, 2021 08:05 PM (Bjxno)

289 Duncan and Sooth, I love that Brian finally finished Smile, without the Beach Boys, in 2011. :-)

(He started the project in 1966.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)

290 Tucker talking about how Gen. Milli Vanilli calls us Nazis. He really things half the country is a bunch of Nazis.

Half the country IS a bunch of Nazis. What the general may or may not realize is that it is the half he has signed up with.

Posted by: azjaeger at July 15, 2021 08:06 PM (3/XaG)

291
remember the movie SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES?

Brian Dennehy was the haunted house in it. Or the warlock. I forget.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at July 15, 2021 08:06 PM (Bjxno)

292 He said the quiet part out loud...

@JackPosobiec

"It's about who gets to count the vote" - The Most Legitimate President Ever

https://tinyurl.com/yfokdpah

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2021 08:06 PM (cF8AT)

293 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 08:00 PM (Mzdiz)

I might take his words more seriously if it didn't sound like he believed the Bay of Pigs was a bigger issue than his ceding half of Europe to Stalin.

Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2021 08:07 PM (gDSJf)

294
When did it start? Woodrow Wilson basically.

But it became the monster it is after WWII, when this national security state was set up.

That's when the constitutional framework of the United States was replaced with what we now call the Deep State.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 08:07 PM (Mzdiz)

295 I didn't know Bill Ayers was a plagiarist.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2021 08:08 PM (Z5e9a)

296 Sorry, Ward, but Lumpy was a bit hard on the Beaver last night so you're out of luck tonight.

Posted by: june cleaver at July 15, 2021 08:08 PM (UHVv4)

297 When did it start? Woodrow Wilson basically.

But it became the monster it is after WWII, when this national security state was set up.

That's when the constitutional framework of the United States was replaced with what we now call the Deep State.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 08:07 PM (Mzdiz)

I'd say it was inevitable once you had the income tax. Once you can feed the dragon all the cash it could desire, then the dragon begins to put on the pounds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 08:08 PM (csEWM)

298 If I had known about Shohei Ohtani, I might have tuned into the All-Star game. The thing is, once the media makes itself a pariah, people avoid it, which means they don't see advertisements for other media. A similar feedback mechanism is at work in keeping up with a sports season. Once you check out, you miss other games.

More blame is to be put on ESPN than a foreign star.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 15, 2021 08:09 PM (V8zw+)

299
remember the book FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC?

I didn't read it. But I remember it in the house when I was a kid.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at July 15, 2021 08:09 PM (Bjxno)

300 285 Something for Ace tomorrow...

Did Obama Plagiarize the Kenya Section of Dreams? Looks Likely.
In June, the memoir of veteran publisher and editor Peter Osnos, An Especially Good View: Watching History Happen, was released with minimal fanfare. Although he sanitizes his experience as the publisher of Barack Obama's Dreams from My Father, Osnos lets slip a detail that could transform Obama's reputation from "the best writer to occupy the White House since Lincoln" to the best plagiarist to occupy the White House before Biden.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 15, 2021 08:04 PM (UHVv4)



Simple answer. No Obama did not plagiarize the Kenya sections. Bill Ayers did.

Posted by: buzzion at July 15, 2021 08:10 PM (vMCab)

301 Long Beach Unified School District, near me, has both a Woodrow Wilson High School and a David Starr Jordan High School.

They're already talking about renaming Jordan. IMHO they should rename Wilson as well.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)

302 Is ESPN still woketard propaganda 24-7 btw?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)

303 BWAHAHAHAHA!

@scuba2024

#PureGold!

@JesseKellyDC calls @VP "Willie Brown's Bratwurst Bun!"

https://tinyurl.com/yzv7lrd7

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2021 08:13 PM (cF8AT)

304 remember the movie SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES?
Brian Dennehy was the haunted house in it. Or the warlock. I forget.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at July 15, 2021 08:06 PM (Bjxno)

He was the travelling carnival tents.

I think he got nominated for some award too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2021 08:13 PM (R/m4+)

305 Is ESPN still woketard propaganda 24-7 btw?


Do Bears Still shit in the woods?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 08:13 PM (Irn0L)

306 There we are.

Beach Boys "I Get Around" shred

youtu.be/xYc4DT18EJg

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 08:13 PM (0mXIm)

307 nfl, the felon league, will play the black national anthem before every game and also be even more woke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 08:14 PM (Irn0L)

308 Sjg, I'm not entirely sure Truman can be blamed about ignoring Stalin's post-WW2 aggression.

Stalin had already openly murdered a ton of his own people and proved he didn't GAF about the lives of non-Russians. I'd bet that by 1946 all Harry and everyone in Europe wanted was some fucking long-term stability.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:15 PM (L2ZTs)

309 How about this reaction? Herman Li the guitarist for DragonForce reacts to a girl's cover of Through the Fire and Flames.

https://youtu.be/k6b_IyM42hc

Posted by: buzzion at July 15, 2021 08:16 PM (vMCab)

310 remember the book FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC?

I read the first 2. I got turned off by brother and sister having sex. That may have actually happened in the first one maybe I gave the author the benefit of the doubt with the second one. My memory is a bit foggy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2021 08:16 PM (nxdel)

311 nfl, the felon league, will play the black national anthem before every game and also be even more woke
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 08:14 PM (Irn0L)

They are gonna play "I Got A Woman" by Ray Charles?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2021 08:17 PM (R/m4+)

312 nfl, the felon league, will play the black national anthem before every game and also be even more woke
Posted by: Nevergiveup

It's hard for me to ignore something I've ignored for decades. And I even grew up with the NFL HOF in my hometown.

I'm so old I remember when you could walk into the film library there and request any game you'd like and they'd screen it for you. Good times.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2021 08:17 PM (mD/uy)

313 Stalin had already openly murdered a ton of his own people and proved he didn't GAF about the lives of non-Russians. I'd bet that by 1946 all Harry and everyone in Europe wanted was some fucking long-term stability.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:15 PM (L2ZTs)

'Openly murdered' is kind of a misnomer. Certainly all the Soviets knew what was going on (reminds one of the Germans, no?) Outside people who should have been doing their fucking jobs as journalists were willfully ignorant because Stalin was such a dreamboat. Just like Hitler was before the war.

And fucking people put pictures of that asshole and Mao on their walls and are not fucking shunned the way they should be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 08:18 PM (csEWM)

314
Sorry, Ward, but Lumpy was a bit hard on the Beaver last night so you're out of luck tonight.
Posted by: june cleaver


Lumpy transitioned to Lumpia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2021 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

315 'Openly murdered' is kind of a misnomer. Certainly all the Soviets knew what was going on (reminds one of the Germans, no?) Outside people who should have been doing their fucking jobs as journalists were willfully ignorant because Stalin was such a dreamboat. Just like Hitler was before the war.

**

Thank goodness that can't happen here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 08:18 PM (0mXIm)

316 WTF, they added a name to Jordan? Mom graduated from Jordan and Dad from Millikan. First graduating class.

Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2021 08:19 PM (dYrVA)

317 Thank goodness that can't happen here.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 08:18 PM (0mXIm)

Agreed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 08:20 PM (csEWM)

318 You know who else walked on the Earth?

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2021 08:21 PM (XHhHI)

319 Infidel, wow!
And as I understand it, the high school has always been named for David Starr Jordan, who was huge on eugenics and concepts such as 'racial hygiene.'

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)

320 I'm so old I remember when you could walk into the film library there and request any game you'd like and they'd screen it for you. Good times.
Posted by: Tonypete

Did you ever request the Heidi game ?

Posted by: JT at July 15, 2021 08:22 PM (arJlL)

321 Gunpowder Milkshake update. Very estrogen-y. Which is odd since the "milf-y" costars are actually sort of post-menopausal.

But the gunporn is ramping up. So far Net Zero.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2021 08:22 PM (4q7lA)

322
nfl, the felon league, will play the black national anthem before every game and also be even more woke
Posted by: Nevergiveup

They are gonna play "I Got A Woman" by Ray Charles?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


WAP

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2021 08:22 PM (63Dwl)

323 Stalin had already openly murdered a ton of his own people and proved he didn't GAF about the lives of non-Russians. I'd bet that by 1946 all Harry and everyone in Europe wanted was some fucking long-term stability.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:15 PM (L2ZTs)

Truman gave Stalin everything he wanted. Eastern Europe certainly wasn't happy about being conquered, and it wasn't peaceful for them. Eisenhower came in and actually bothered to slap Stalin on the wrist and Truman threw a fit.

Truman fetishized Dictators, which is why he was VP under FDR in the first place.

Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2021 08:23 PM (gDSJf)

324 Is ESPN still woketard propaganda 24-7 btw?
---
Think of it as the birth place of Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2021 08:23 PM (XHhHI)

325 qdp, of course, not mentioned in the old year books I have. That's creepy. So glade the parents were normies.

*thank you Dear Lord*

Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2021 08:23 PM (dYrVA)

326 Isn't Millikan Jordan an old basketball player??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 15, 2021 08:24 PM (UHVv4)

327 Did you ever request the Heidi game ?
Posted by: JT

Oh yeah - they had it both ways (!!?);

1) The feed from the cameras on the field and
2) The GameNOWAITHeidi that was aired.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2021 08:24 PM (mD/uy)

328 Eisenhower came in and actually bothered to slap Stalin on the wrist and Truman threw a fit.

Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2021 08:23 PM (gDSJf)
---
Guess who thought one of the highlights of her career as Secretary of State was meeting Putin at the time?

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2021 08:25 PM (XHhHI)

329 Infidel, yup :-)

And I learned the school is named David Starr Jordan in full, by driving by the school's own auditorium, which still lists it. The area the school is in, btw, is... not nice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:25 PM (L2ZTs)

330 Covid is exploding!

Posted by: CNN at July 15, 2021 08:26 PM (MnC1G)

331 Racial hygiene?? Like getting bathed by a hot Japanese chick??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 15, 2021 08:26 PM (UHVv4)

332 Sjg, interesting. I always had the impression that nobody ever promised Stalin anything, he just grabbed Eastern Europe and dared everyone else to do something about it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)

333 andycanuck, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)

334 Truman fetishized Dictators, which is why he was VP under FDR in the first place.
Posted by: Sjg at July 15, 2021 08:23 PM (gDSJf)

Concur. Truman was a bastard. He needs to be dug up and put on trial and his name removed from history.

Which the lefties will do eventually.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2021 08:27 PM (R/m4+)

335 One of Truman's faults was he was a rabid partisan who hated Republicans. But what I'd give for a Truman now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 15, 2021 08:04 PM (Mzdiz)

And Truman had the balls to remind the japs TWICE what we meant by unconditional surrender!

Unlike "our" adventures in the ME!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at July 15, 2021 08:28 PM (b6M47)

336 Oh, qdp, I'm sure. But this was in the 50's. I'm sure it was different then. The only reason I would ever step foot in CA again was to visit the Reagan ranch. Have been to the library.

Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2021 08:29 PM (dYrVA)

337 Mark Milley walks into the court martial to hear the verdict. He notices a dagger on the desk in front of the presiding officer. It is pointing toward him. At that moment he realizes it's over. All his plans. All his machinations. He has lost.

"General Milley, you are reduced to the rank of private with the loss of all pay and benefits. You are remanded to custody in Ft Leavenworth at hard labor for not less than ten years. Now begin the walk of shame.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2021 08:29 PM (kTF2Z)

338 Half the country IS a bunch of Nazis. What the general may or may not realize is that it is the half he has signed up with.

Posted by: azjaeger at July 15, 2021 08:06 PM (3/XaG)
---
I see Nazi-people. And they don't even know it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2021 08:30 PM (XHhHI)

339 #332 firstest with the mostest, boots on the ground, itchy trigger fingers, and rape them all.

Worked for Uncle Joe.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2021 08:30 PM (K4Dl+)

340 publius, hmm, not sure Truman hated Repubs. He enjoyed taunting them, sure, but I've read he would also always give Repubs public credit when they worked with him.

He also did a lot to rehabilitate Herbert Hoover's image in the late 1940s and early 1950s. I think even Harry understood that Herbert had been unfairly maligned with blame for the Depression by FDR.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)

341
Covid is exploding!
Posted by: CNN


TV news said Los Angeles has mandated masks for all - vaccinated or not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2021 08:31 PM (63Dwl)

342 The American colonists proved to be exceptional at fighting.



Posted by: TC at July 15, 2021 08:31 PM (JUR9u)

343 If they go back to mandatory masks here, I'm leaving. I'll put things in storage, camp out of my car and find a place that doesn't require masks. I'm done with this nonsense.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 15, 2021 08:32 PM (5HBd1)

344 Notsothoreau, you're in California too?

I so, so wish I could get my family to leave California ASAP, but I can't.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)

345 TV news said Los Angeles has mandated masks for all - vaccinated or not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2021 08:31 PM (63Dwl)

It's not enough.

We need forced vaccinations!

Posted by: CNN at July 15, 2021 08:33 PM (uIEtm)

346 You have to love the soviets. This is one I had never heard about:

https://tinyurl.com/5cajue3r

Also, it makes one wonder. If we had nuclear accidents. The Soviets had several. How are the Iranians doing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 15, 2021 08:33 PM (csEWM)

347 Reality:

"General Milley, what are your plans now that you've received your $15M advance on your book deal? Travel? Beach homes? And congratulations on your hiring at the multiple board of director positions and as a professor at the three universities in California, and congrats also on your permanent position at that DC think tank."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 08:34 PM (0mXIm)

348 Lena Headey dual wielding custom stainless 1911s.

With bayonets. +2.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2021 08:34 PM (4q7lA)

349 Aetius, how are the Iranians doing you ask?

Let's just say that in Teheran, glowing green in the dark has been "in!" for quite some time. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:34 PM (L2ZTs)

350 If they go back to mandatory masks here, I'm leaving. I'll put things in storage, camp out of my car and find a place that doesn't require masks. I'm done with this nonsense.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 15, 2021 08:32 PM (5HBd1)

***

Don't you care that 200 people are dying nationwide every day you monster?!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - how are the door to door vaccine injectors keeping the chemical at -70 Celsius? at July 15, 2021 08:35 PM (uCXwd)

351 You are remanded to custody in Ft Leavenworth at hard labor for not less than ten years. Now begin the walk of shame.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Could we first send him to Ft. Polk to shovel shit for 6 mos or so? Then to Ft Leavenworth.

Or, we could reopen Portsmouth Naval Prison in Kittery ME and toss his sorry ass in there. One of the most dismal spots in the universe - just for him.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2021 08:35 PM (mD/uy)

352 A day without Steve Inman is like a day without sunshine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 15, 2021 08:35 PM (HaL55)

353 Truman was VP because Roosevelt's pick was a commie and they knew the nation wouldn't stand for it.
So they picked a red neck who was an artillery Captain in WWI.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2021 08:36 PM (4DHSI)

354 I so, so wish I could get my family to leave California ASAP, but I can't.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)

Maybe if you leave they will too?

Posted by: Infidel at July 15, 2021 08:37 PM (dYrVA)

355 305 Is ESPN still woketard propaganda 24-7 btw?


Do Bears Still shit in the woods?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2021 08:13 PM (Irn0L)

Well, half the time they shit at Soldier Field. Not sure anywhere else in the league counts as the woods, except maybe GB.

Posted by: Bete at July 15, 2021 08:37 PM (Ojki1)

356 Good evening, Horde.

Just had a lovely and lavish meal at The Top Restaurant in Columbus. Very old school. Lots of beef.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2021 08:37 PM (+4oV5)

357 Carla Gugino following up a mini gun mag dump with a tomahawk +2

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2021 08:38 PM (4q7lA)

358 Very old school. Lots of beef.
Posted by: Ladyl

But no bone in it - right?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2021 08:38 PM (mD/uy)

359 302 Is ESPN still woketard propaganda 24-7 btw?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)

Does a bear shit in the Popes hat?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2021 08:38 PM (yrol0)

360 Lots of beef.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2021 08:37 PM (+4oV5)



Phrasing?

Posted by: I mean at July 15, 2021 08:39 PM (ktZTZ)

361 Michele Yeoh in flight. After beating guys to death with a chain. +2

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2021 08:39 PM (4q7lA)

362 {{{Ladyl}}}
It is hard to find a better meal than one involving really good beef!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at July 15, 2021 08:40 PM (b6M47)

363 {{Ladyl}} sounds wonderful. I was checking my voice mail today and you were on there apparently right before I left for NM. So sorry I didn't realize you had called!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2021 08:40 PM (nxdel)

364 But no bone in it - right?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2021 08:38 PM (mD/uy)


Dang.

My reputation precedes me!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2021 08:40 PM (+4oV5)

365 I love my girl Karen but I'm a little worried about this one. The clip I saw is giving off an all too quirkily empowered female vibe. Not that that should surprise anyone.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2021 08:40 PM (Sq5xa)

366 302 Is ESPN still woketard propaganda 24-7 btw?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)

Does a half black no talent football player only need to half kneel?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2021 08:40 PM (yrol0)

367 No, I'm in WA state. They just lifted the mask mandate for anyone that is vaxxed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 15, 2021 08:40 PM (5HBd1)

368 They just lifted the mask mandate for anyone that is vaxxed.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 15, 2021 08:40 PM (5HBd1)

And you are paying attention to that "mandate"?

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at July 15, 2021 08:41 PM (b6M47)

369 I was a driver for the brig chasers back in the 60s and we picked up two knuckleheads from my own squadron who had been over the hill for 2 months. Driving them to captains mast they asked me to let them go and I said somebody gonna stand in front the captain and it won't be me. One of the guys got the big chicken dinner and the other guy got fined, busted, and restricted. When I got out 2 years later he was a PO3 again.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2021 08:41 PM (0OP+5)

370 {{{Hrothgar}}}

{{{Jewells}}}

{{{Tontpete}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2021 08:42 PM (+4oV5)

371 It is hard to find a better meal than one involving really good beef!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at July 15, 2021 08:40 PM (b6M47)

may I jump in

Steak is the Christine chapel of food.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2021 08:42 PM (yrol0)

372 367 No, I'm in WA state. They just lifted the mask mandate for anyone that is vaxxed.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 15, 2021 08:40 PM (5HBd1)



That has essentially lifted it for everyone. Hell even a Walmart here has removed the "vaccinated individuals are not required to wear a mask," garbage.

Posted by: buzzion at July 15, 2021 08:42 PM (vMCab)

373 Fort Rucker: "Show your papers!"

Alabama military base 1st in U.S. to order troops to show COVID vaccine proof

https://tinyurl.com/2kb8aesx

Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2021 08:42 PM (otDZX)

374 367 No, I'm in WA state. They just lifted the mask mandate for anyone that is vaxxed.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at July 15, 2021 08:40 PM (5HBd1)

please be proud to wear the yellow star

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2021 08:43 PM (yrol0)

375 {{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at July 15, 2021 08:43 PM (b6M47)

376 The last time I saw ESPN for any reason, I was in a store where there were TV's and it was on every one of them. Some basketball player's sister had just tragically been killed.

The lecture from the SportsCenter host was the weirdest most inane shit I had heard in a long time. It's like he was talking to an audience of very very slow 12 years olds.

The player was standing up before the game looking depressed and the host said something like: "Look at his face. This is real. His sister is really gone. It's real. This is reality. This isn't a TV show. It's real."

I was like WTF of *course* it's fucking real, you retarded monkey halfwit.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2021 08:44 PM (Sq5xa)

377 Steak is the Christine chapel of food.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2021 08:42 PM (yrol0)

This guy gets it!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at July 15, 2021 08:45 PM (b6M47)

378
I was like WTF of *course* it's fucking real, you retarded monkey halfwit.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2021 08:44 PM (Sq5xa)


Why I can't bring myself to watch television.

Except for Unpractical Jokers.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2021 08:46 PM (+4oV5)

379 Since the Beach Boys got mentioned. How about some Kokomo from Leo Moracchioli?

https://youtu.be/jn9oO8RZXEc

Posted by: buzzion at July 15, 2021 08:46 PM (vMCab)

380 Infidel, maybe. Hard to know.
It helps that I just found out my 16-year-old niece also wants to leave.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)

381 Sensing something in my office. Apparently 2 people tested positive for the Wuhan. And as I was leaving for the evening I saw a clipboard by the front door that we have to sign in to stating we ain't got the Wuhan. Well, shit. I may be working at home again soon.

Because: Fuck. This. Shit.

A few months ago AtC (pretty sure) linked an article positing the theory that the world actually DID end in 2012, and we are now living in a kind of Lost-style purgatory. Kind of makes sense, when you think about it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 15, 2021 08:46 PM (x8Wzq)

382 {{hrothgar}} how are you my dear?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2021 08:47 PM (nxdel)

383 373 Fort Rucker: "Show your papers!"

Alabama military base 1st in U.S. to order troops to show COVID vaccine proof

https://tinyurl.com/2kb8aesx
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2021 08:42 PM (otDZX)


Good Lord.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2021 08:47 PM (+4oV5)

384 @362

Baked Flounder Florentine would like to have a word with you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2021 08:47 PM (lo0uK)

385 >>>102 I'm working with a truly enormous piece of meat. I've been massaging it and putting stuff on it all day. Now I have it someplace warm.

Me too!!!!

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual David French at July 15, 2021 08:48 PM (0G13K)

386 Pug, I'm kinda glad I quit my traditional part-time job pre-CV19.

If I had been forced to come in every day, *but* still had to wear a mask all day long, I would have lost my shit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:48 PM (L2ZTs)

387 My wife in a long past life was a swimmer and lifeguard trainer, and she was damn good. Generally better than everyone else she came into contact with. In a time and place where women did have to eat a particular lot of shit because they were women.

They wanted to call her "Instructress". She said *NO*. I'm an instructor like everyone else. Now get in the fucking water.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2021 08:49 PM (Sq5xa)

388 Dear Jewells I'm doing great. How about you?

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at July 15, 2021 08:49 PM (b6M47)

389
AllahCuckPussyKarenPundit says we need 98% vaccination rates to stop Delta.

If that were the case, that would make Delta the most contagious virus ever known by far, beating measles, which has the highest R0 yet discovered.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 15, 2021 08:51 PM (f1Vqw)

390 Dillon Jordan who backed the 2018 Maggie Gyllenhaal drama The Kindergarten Teacher is accused of pimping women to Johns across the US for at least seven years, between 2010 and 2017, according to an indictment filed in the Southern District of New York.

well duh!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2021 08:51 PM (yrol0)

391 Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2021 08:42 PM (otDZX)

Top off mandatory Covid badges and add a sustained dose of CRT, and you will not believe the morale of the "fighting" force you have created!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at July 15, 2021 08:52 PM (b6M47)

392 Just had a lovely and lavish meal at The Top Restaurant in Columbus. Very old school. Lots of beef.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2021 08:37 PM (+4oV5)


The Top was old school when it opened in the 50s. Awesome restaurant!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 15, 2021 08:52 PM (O6DoG)

393 Instructress. Ridiculous. Correct term is obviously Instructette or Mistress of the Pool. C'mon, man.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 15, 2021 08:52 PM (QU5/8)

394 389
AllahCuckPussyKarenPundit says we need 98% vaccination rates to stop Delta.

If that were the case, that would make Delta the most contagious virus ever known by far, beating measles, which has the highest R0 yet discovered.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 15, 2021 08:51 PM (f1Vqw)

Next we will be full on catholic (nee Mormon) and dig up and vac the dead.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2021 08:52 PM (yrol0)

395 They wanted to call her "Instructress". She said *NO*. I'm an instructor like everyone else. Now get in the fucking water.

Instructrix.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 15, 2021 08:52 PM (HaL55)

396 392 Just had a lovely and lavish meal at The Top Restaurant in Columbus. Very old school. Lots of beef.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2021 08:37 PM (+4oV5)


The Top was old school when it opened in the 50s. Awesome restaurant!
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 15, 2021 08:52 PM (O6DoG)


Just fabulous! We had a great time and a great meal!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2021 08:53 PM (+4oV5)

397 Glad you had a good time at the Top Ladyl.

I haven't been there in ages although I did catch Hyde Park not long ago.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2021 08:53 PM (mD/uy)

398 If I had been forced to come in every day, *but* still had to wear a mask all day long, I would have lost my shit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2021 08:48 PM (L2ZTs)

Well, to be fair, my office was more interested in avoiding lawsuits and gubmint repercussions than anything else. Still, a few tender persons prone to the vapors can wreck things.

Anyhoo, if they clamp down, I'm remote again. Hell, I worked at home most of 2020, and this year I worked for a month and a half at my folks' house in Montana. I can do this.

So fucking tired of this booshit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 15, 2021 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)

399 Dear Jewells I'm doing great. How about you?

Can't complain! Got the last of the cactus out of the garden this morning! I did a happy dance!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2021 08:54 PM (nxdel)

400 Regarding Powerpuff Empowerment or whatever the Karen Gillan movie is. My point is quirky female empowerment may be even worse than the regular stupid female empowerment we keep being subjected to. Just make a good story about a human being. How about that?

I don't give a fuck that it's a woman other than the fact that I enjoy looking at women. I don't need to be reminded in every single frame. I'm not that far gone yet.

The fact that you think you have to tell me every two seconds that this isn't a story about a man is not a good sign.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2021 08:54 PM (Sq5xa)

401 BTW, I love that osprey pic. I've seen them in the wild. the yare fun to watch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, (x8Wzq) Unassuming Gentleman at July 15, 2021 08:54 PM (x8Wzq)

402 So China is gonna Nuke Japan?

wtfo

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2021 08:54 PM (yrol0)

403 390 Dillon Jordan ... is accused of pimping women to Johns across the US for at least seven years, ... well duh!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2021 08:51 PM (yrol0)
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Side money?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2021 08:54 PM (4DHSI)

404 Instructrix.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. (HaL55) at July 15, 2021 08:52 PM (HaL55)

I never said they were grammatically correct. No really, they asked her if she wanted Instructress on the back of her jacket. While everyone else had Instructor.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2021 08:56 PM (Sq5xa)

405 397 Glad you had a good time at the Top Ladyl.

I haven't been there in ages although I did catch Hyde Park not long ago.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2021 08:53 PM (mD/uy)


Ooooh--Hyde Park is very good, too.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 15, 2021 08:56 PM (+4oV5)

406 Jewells, weed control is hard, seemingly endless, work, but once you get the ground cleared it just looks so great!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at July 15, 2021 08:56 PM (b6M47)

407 Side money?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2021 08:54 PM (4DHSI)

25 bucks is 25 bucks

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2021 08:57 PM (yrol0)

408 Okay. Final verdict. John Wick on Estrogen. Coulda used some Sucker Punch lingerie in the gunfights but maybe that is just me. And Amy Pond should have gone with the Ruby Roundhouse outfit instead.

But not terrible.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2021 08:58 PM (4q7lA)

409
In the same post as AnalKarenCuckPundit says we need 98% vaccination rate, he quotes some other estimate that R0 for Delta is 1.42.

He then says "you can see how the exponential growth can really get out of hand with that!).

Fool. Herd immunity level is 1 - 1/R0, which is about 30%. Not 98%. IOW, resistance of just 30% of the population is enough for herd immunity at R0 = 1.42.

Utter Doofus. Knows nothing, but thinks he's some sort of expert.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 15, 2021 08:59 PM (f1Vqw)

410 Knows nothing, but thinks he's some sort of expert.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at July 15, 2021 08:59 PM (f1Vqw)

I know the type.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2021 09:01 PM (Sq5xa)

411 ONT up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2021 09:02 PM (nxdel)

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