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Would-Be Miss New Jersey Gives an Interesting Answer to the Standard Pageant Question, "What Is the Most Important Issue Facing Us?"

Her answer: mass censorship and toxic bullying by #Woke psychopaths.

She didn't win, of course.

But she won my heart.

We live in a society that values cowardice and cruelty, not courage and virtue.

She's #based, obviously.

She can be seen at... OANN. She just got a job there in May.

brookemurrayoann.jpg

Right out of college:

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In the hip slang of the kids today, I would " do " her in her " vagina. "

Posted by: Ace at 01:02 PM




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1 NJ?

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2021 12:01 PM (ONvIw)

2 She has a solid future in front of her.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:02 PM (jg5Rp)

3 points deducted for following Ben Shapiro

Posted by: ace at June 22, 2021 12:02 PM (0G13K)

4 Good for her

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM (R8ZvK)

5 but I guess Ben Shapiro is Baby's First "Conservatism"

Posted by: ace at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM (0G13K)

6 I'd hit that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM (/MaDp)

7 Oh, Ace.

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM (ONvIw)

8 Belly fat

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM (flINI)

9 Why do you assume she has a front hole ace?

Posted by: f'd at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM (Tnijr)

10 Ace, maybe she just wanted to ask Ben if he thinks she has nicer tits than Abby.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 22, 2021 12:04 PM (Gdsun)

11 Wow, she's LIT!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:04 PM (Bmy3R)

12 Ace has a heart? Of course he does

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 22, 2021 12:04 PM (fbgDX)

13 Finally something from New Jersey I can like!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at June 22, 2021 12:04 PM (oj5rr)

14 In the hip slang of the kids today, I would " do " her in her " vagina. "
++++
Heh. Sponge posted the clip for me to look at in the MR this morning. As I watched it, I will admit to thinking, "huh. I wonder if she's looking for a husband..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:04 PM (Jsjd7)

15 In the hip slang of the kids today, I would " do " her in her " vagina. "

Front Hole, Ace. FRONT HOLE!!!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (Bmy3R)

16 tff

In the hip slang of the kids today, I would " do " her in her " vagina. "

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (yrol0)

17 hurray ... young people will rescue the nation.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (Cus5s)

18 I like her courage, but her looks are kinda meh. Perhaps she got her job because she's good at it.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (v16oJ)

19 I wish the term "PC" would just fucking die already. It's not PC. It's NewSpeak.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (6FeV1)

20 Good for her and OANN.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (khAeP)

21 Report: Biden's Tax Proposal Could Raise Rates On Over 60% Of Americans

-
I did not know that 60% of Americans earned more than $400,000.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (d9FiS)

22 Front Hole, Ace. FRONT HOLE!!!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (Bmy3R)

Not a medically trained expert but is not that the middle hole?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (yrol0)

23 I'd hit that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM


Like the fist of an angry god.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (m+jkK)

24 She has a solid future in front of her.

Nice ass too.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (Lu9XP)

25 She must be the few blonds on OAN.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (yQpMk)

26 ace, ace, ace.

What on earth is Ron DeSantis' garbage going to say?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (6FeV1)

27 I bet her dad is proud of her. During her response to the pageant question, she was visibly and audibly nervous and probably afraid. She powered through and said her piece anyway. Good on her. That took balls, especially because she probably knew that was the end of the line for her on the pageant circuit (which is big, scary, deal in the pageant subculture, per my understanding).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (Jsjd7)

28 I'd hit that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM

Like the fist of an angry god.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (m+jkK)




Rightwise born King of England etc.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (yQpMk)

29 How long before the chicks with dicks insist on participating in the pageants? They're real women!

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (mNhhD)

30 I'd hit that like it owed me fitty dolla.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (Bmy3R)

31 I am guessing that the carpet does not match the drapes

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (flINI)

32 3st?

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (FWn1L)

33 21 Report: Biden's Tax Proposal Could Raise Rates On Over 60% Of Americans

-
I did not know that 60% of Americans earned more than $400,000.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (d9FiS)

That is almost impossible as only about 55% of all households even pay income taxes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:07 PM (yrol0)

34 8 Belly fat
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM (flINI)
---------------

Navel maneuvers

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:07 PM (jg5Rp)

35 As Howie Carr would say, definitely not guilty

Posted by: Talisman Bill at June 22, 2021 12:07 PM (227hl)

36 Eh, not only read the contents, but watched the videos before posting!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at June 22, 2021 12:07 PM (FWn1L)

37 Rightwise born King of England etc.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM


It was that or angry god. I flipped a coin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 12:07 PM (m+jkK)

38 I am guessing that the carpet does not match the drapes
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (flINI)
++++
Two-tone is a stylish choice for automobiles, so no problem. Play through.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:07 PM (Jsjd7)

39 Who is the first "celebrity" in the video clip?

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2021 12:07 PM (v16oJ)

40 We need to come up with a hit song that will win her heart for ace ...

Do you like Valu-Rite coladas
and Vespa rides in the rain?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 12:08 PM (DMUuz)

41 As Howie Carr would say, definitely not guilty
Posted by: Talisman Bill at June 22, 2021 12:07 PM


^^^ This.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 12:08 PM (m+jkK)

42 Modern day Esther. For this time you are made...

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2021 12:08 PM (0OP+5)

43 but her looks are kinda meh

Atrocious elbows. Simply atrocious.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 22, 2021 12:08 PM (QU5/8)

44 She must be the few blonds on OAN.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (yQpMk)


I'm kinda shocked they let someone from OAN into the pageant in the first place.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2021 12:08 PM (Ez6QX)

45 29 How long before the chicks with dicks insist on participating in the pageants? They're real women!
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (mNhhD)

In a first for the Miss Silver State pageant in Nevada, a gender-nonconforming biological male who identifies as transgender has been crowned queen at the pageant's 2021 competition, Fox 5 Las Vegas reports.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:08 PM (yrol0)

46 23 I'd hit that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM

Like the fist of an angry god.
--------------
Yes, Elvis is a god and can get very angry.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:08 PM (/MaDp)

47 40 We need to come up with a hit song that will win her heart for ace ...

Do you like Valu-Rite coladas
and Vespa rides in the rain?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 12:08 PM (DMUuz)


If you like roasted ewok heads,
and making Jonah complain...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 22, 2021 12:09 PM (s2VJv)

48 Wow those are some serious wooly caterpillars on her face. Why can't women leave their eyebrows alone?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:09 PM (KZzsI)

49 In a first for the Miss Silver State pageant in Nevada, a gender-nonconforming biological male who identifies as transgender has been crowned queen at the pageant's 2021 competition, Fox 5 Las Vegas reports.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:08 PM (yrol0)
++++
I smell subversion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:09 PM (Jsjd7)

50 I'm kinda shocked they let someone from OAN into the pageant in the first place.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2021 12:08 PM (Ez6QX)

I'm guessing she got the OAN gig because of the pageant. Maybe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 12:09 PM (6FeV1)

51 Apparently, growing up among toxic waste dumps doesn't guarantee bad outcomes. We need some soul samples taken so that the magic formula can be duplicated statewide.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 22, 2021 12:09 PM (uCu+5)

52 She does fit the Left's / BLM physical stereotype of privileged white girl. I can't help it if the commie girls are all ugly inside and out.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 12:09 PM (2DOZq)

53 I'd like to take the time to appreciate the balls on this woman.

Not like a New Zealander Olympic weightlifter kind of way, but in a "get the f out of here with this bullshit" kind of way.

Kudos.

And btw, I'm not usually an appreciator of balls.

Especially on women.

Or Men trying to pretend to be women.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (9V81o)

54 In a first for the Miss Silver State pageant in Nevada, a gender-nonconforming biological male who identifies as transgender has been crowned queen at the pageant's 2021 competition, Fox 5 Las Vegas reports.

This is like picking the school downs syndrome girl for prom queen. Now you're just laughing at the entire concept out of some misguided gesture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

55 PC is newspeak for Newspeak.

Posted by: klaftern at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (r4sI4)

56 Do most young women like reading "I'd hit it"?

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (ONvIw)

57 23 I'd hit that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM


Like a regard on a drum set

Posted by: Shitbird at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (2cfUo)

58 She's definitely a looker.

FOX will probably try to steal her away.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (Siz82)

59 Non Christian playing the fake rigged Left Right WWE game. Not impressed. Let me know when somebody gets promoted quickly straight out of college for putting America and Christians First.
Spoiler: you won't find any. Wonder why?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (U8H2e)

60 33 21 Report: Biden's Tax Proposal Could Raise Rates On Over 60% Of Americans

-
I did not know that 60% of Americans earned more than $400,000.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (d9FiS)

That is almost impossible as only about 55% of all households even pay income taxes.

***

Here's where I point out yet again that the Left understands math the way a blind guy understands p0rn.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (c9WaF)

61 40 We need to come up with a hit song that will win her heart for ace ...

Do you like Valu-Rite coladas
and Vespa rides in the rain?
------------------
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa (ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (/MaDp)

62 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (arJlL)

63 She is privileged, she's gorgeous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:11 PM (KZzsI)

64 Would pork.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2021 12:11 PM (o2MD2)

65 I would give either lady the second-best thirty seconds of my life followed by five minutes of gentle sobbing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 22, 2021 12:11 PM (jOcSX)

66 In a first for the Miss Silver State pageant in Nevada, a gender-nonconforming biological male who identifies as transgender has been crowned queen at the pageant's 2021 competition


To be fair, the judges like their homes and families and would hate to lose either to a terrible accidental accident.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:11 PM (Bmy3R)

67 Not a medically trained expert but is not that the middle hole?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM


Which is proof that G*d is an urban planner, putting the playground between the municipal waterworks and sewage plant.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 12:11 PM (DMUuz)

68 The second questioner looked very uncomfortable with her answer.

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2021 12:11 PM (ONvIw)

69 In a first for the Miss Silver State pageant in Nevada, a gender-nonconforming biological male who identifies as transgender has been crowned queen at the pageant's 2021 competition, Fox 5 Las Vegas reports.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:08 PM (yrol0)
++++
I smell subversion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:09 PM


That's probably tucked junk sweat you're smelling.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 12:11 PM (m+jkK)

70 That's just pure WrongThink. She would have won if she wore a BLM armband.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 12:11 PM (v0R5T)

71 Here's where I point out yet again that the Left understands math the way a blind guy understands p0rn.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (c9WaF)

"I don't know exactly what's happening here, but it sounds like someone is getting fucked. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 12:12 PM (6FeV1)

72 She looks like what I have in mind when I tell Mrs D I'm stopping off for a short one.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2021 12:12 PM (axyOa)

73 I'd hit that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM


Like a regard on a drum set
Posted by: Shitbird at June 22, 2021 12

Hammer that like an eight armed roofer trying to beat an approaching thunderstorm.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 12:12 PM (2DOZq)

74 Breaking911
@Breaking911
SCHUMER: "Just a note: How despicable a man is Donald Trump?! He lost an election legitimately. He can't face that, that it was his failure. And he creates a lie, a big lie, and wins so many people over to that lie with the help of news media..."

-
Yeah, boy, the MSM's pro-Trump bias is just embarrassing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 22, 2021 12:12 PM (d9FiS)

75 Saw this yesterday -- what a great answer!!

Good for her. Her twitter account is proudly non-progressive; this was not a one-off.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2021 12:12 PM (bDqIh)

76 Pretty sure Spain already had a chick with a dick win their national pageant.

Posted by: Gibson Girl at June 22, 2021 12:13 PM (yggLc)

77 I heard a stampede of toxic bullies rushing to prove her correct.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2021 12:13 PM (uZQVO)

78 Report: Biden's Tax Proposal Could Raise Rates On Over 60% Of Americans ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (d9FiS)
----
That is almost impossible as only about 55% of all households even pay income taxes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:07 PM (yrol0)
++++
But they have an income tax *rate.* Even fairly poor folks technically pay taxes, they just get more than that value back through various subsidies, deductions, transfers, benefits, etc. They can raise the *rates* on more people than the number that actually have a net-positive tax burden. They'll just ensure that the subsidies grow for desired groups, too. That's the part they won't mention, because it might get people to notice that these "broad-based" changes almost exclusively just squeeze the high-middle harder.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:13 PM (Jsjd7)

79 "I did not know that 60% of Americans earned more than $400,000.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (d9FiS) "

LOL, it was back last century when I learned that I was counted among "the rich" ... my wallet, and the CPA who did my taxes disagreed, but what do they know compared to the all-wise Ruling Class ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 22, 2021 12:14 PM (wHoql)

80 Which is proof that G*d is an urban planner, putting the playground between the municipal waterworks and sewage plant.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2021 12:11 PM (DMUuz)

***

I am SO stealing this.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 22, 2021 12:14 PM (flINI)

81 27 I bet her dad is proud of her. During her response to the pageant question, she was visibly and audibly nervous and probably afraid. She powered through and said her piece anyway. Good on her. That took balls, especially because she probably knew that was the end of the line for her on the pageant circuit (which is big, scary, deal in the pageant subculture, per my understanding).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (Jsjd7)

This.

Oh, and the good news that I gleaned from that clip? She got applause and no boos (that I could hear anyway). The judges were more subdued, but her message resonated with a good-sized portion of the audience. While everything she said deserved a rousing, standing ovation, I'll take what applause she got. There's at least some hope in the USA out there.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 22, 2021 12:14 PM (mdjgu)

82 In a first for the Miss Silver State pageant in Nevada, a gender-nonconforming biological male who identifies as transgender has been crowned queen at the pageant's 2021 competition, Fox 5 Las Vegas reports.

Women will only stop supporting this crap when enough of their favorite shit is ruined. I'm hoping for more of this.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 22, 2021 12:14 PM (9LYIb)

83 The second questioner looked very uncomfortable with her answer

I think he wakes up with that expression on his face, like he just ate a spoonful of alum.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:14 PM (KZzsI)

84 Finally something from New Jersey I can like!
Posted by: Biden's Dog at June 22, 2021 12:04 PM (oj5rr)



Berserker is pretty awesome. Just saying.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2021 12:14 PM (Ez6QX)

85 It's like a countering of the direction of the current culture. I wonder if there's a term for that.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 22, 2021 12:14 PM (iABds)

86 Pretty sure Spain already had a chick with a dick win their national pageant.
Posted by: Gibson Girl at June 22, 2021 12:13 PM


Note: There are no chicks with dicks. There are, however, dudes with tits.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 12:14 PM (m+jkK)

87 She draws her circles backwards. It is a white supremacist dogwhistle.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 12:15 PM (psJgU)

88 Like a Neil Ellwood Peart Solo.
Solo would prolly last longer tho.

Posted by: Shitbird at June 22, 2021 12:15 PM (2cfUo)

89 This is like picking the school downs syndrome girl for prom queen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

Id hit it!

Posted by: Hunter B at June 22, 2021 12:15 PM (yrol0)

90 Between her and CBD, that makes 2 conservatives in NJ.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 12:15 PM (psJgU)

91 Dated, I guess:

Justine Brooke Murray is the reigning Miss Garden State in the Miss America Organization. She founded her platform, "Don't Shout Down, Don't Shut Down- Let's Talk" in a mission to restore civil discourse in the U.S., defend the First Amendment rights of students on college campuses, and to give a voice back to those who are shut down simply for their views. Justine is currently attending the Maxwell School at Syracuse University, where she pursues a double major in Political Science and Citizenship and Civic Engagement. Justine is a correspondent for Campus Reform and a 2019-2020 fellow for CAMERA on Campus. She reports for CitrusTV, the student TV station at Syracuse University and works on the Prager University Video Production Comittee. Justine has an encyclopedic knowledge of Jazz standards and is a former member of the Paper Mill Playhouse Broadway Show Choir in New Jersey.

https://bit.ly/3qiLyor

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:15 PM (yQpMk)

92 Here's where I point out yet again that the Left understands math the way a blind guy understands p0rn.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM (c9WaF)

...

Math has a soundtrack?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 22, 2021 12:16 PM (yL25O)

93 @Breaking911
SCHUMER: "Just a note: How despicable a man is Donald Trump?! He lost an election legitimately. He can't face that, that it was his failure. And he creates a lie, a big lie, and wins so many people over to that lie with the help of news media..."
===

What's the point of even making this statement? Something tells me he got wind of something other than his own halitosis and is ordering the apparatchiks to up their hate spewing.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2021 12:16 PM (IytoW)

94 The old man judge looked disgusted.

And homosexual.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 22, 2021 12:16 PM (Ndje9)

95 74 Breaking911
@Breaking911
SCHUMER: "Just a note: How despicable a man is Donald Trump?! He lost an election legitimately. He can't face that, that it was his failure. And he creates a lie, a big lie, and wins so many people over to that lie with the help of news media..."

-
Yeah, boy, the MSM's pro-Trump bias is just embarrassing!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 22, 2021 12:12 PM (d9FiS)
-------------------------------------------

He had to counter today's Medite Poll saying that 40% of Americans and 80% of Republicans thing that the election was rigged.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (jg5Rp)

96 In the hip slang of the kids today, I would " do " her in her " vagina. "
----------
LLOYD: When I first saw Mary, I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I would do anything to bone her.

HARRY: That's a special felling, Lloyd.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (WGara)

97 "gender-nonconforming biological male who identifies as transgender"

Interesting how language is also being mutilated.

"an American military weapon that fires 5.56 out to max effective ranges of 500m point and 800m area with a selector
for semi and burst...was found at the scene"

M16A2? Why didn't you just say M16A2?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (83lwH)

98 I'd hit it like an orbiting tungsten rod.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (uZQVO)

99 Who is the first "celebrity" in the video clip?


Posted by: pep at June 22, 2021 12:07 PM (v16oJ)

First of all, Miss New Jersey won, no doubt there. When in doubt, bet on Miss Texas, but in this case, bring on the Jersey Shore!
When I first saw the original questioner, I immediately thought of the actress who did a bit part on Friends. She played the annoying friend on Friends who spoke with an absurd fake English accent. I thought she was pretty funny. I think that was here but I can't be sure. Either way, no big deal, all she did was ask a question.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (gJfTA)

100 93 @Breaking911
SCHUMER: "Just a note: How despicable a man is Donald Trump?! He lost an election legitimately. He can't face that, that it was his failure. And he creates a lie, a big lie, and wins so many people over to that lie with the help of news media..."
===

What's the point of even making this statement? Something tells me he got wind of something other than his own halitosis and is ordering the apparatchiks to up their hate spewing.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2021 12:16 PM (IytoW)

=========

I guess he says similar things about Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

101 90 Between her and CBD, that makes 2 conservatives in NJ.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 12:15 PM (psJgU)

Don't forget FenelonSpoke! There's at least three in Joisey.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (mdjgu)

102 The second questioner looked very uncomfortable with her answer.
Posted by: CN at June 22, 2021 12:11 PM (ONvIw)
........

the horrible WrongThink made his anus leak.

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (v0R5T)

103 The old man judge looked disgusted.

And homosexual.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives

But mostly homosexual.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (Rvt88)

104 I would be grateful for her to walk by me and not even notice me.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (G2zl5)

105 Justine is currently attending the Maxwell School at Syracuse University, where she pursues a double major in Political Science and Citizenship and Civic Engagement.

Those are kind of puff degrees, but she's probably not an airhead at least.

What's the point of even making this statement?

Probably was informed by the confused and frightened intern he was sexually molesting that more people are recognizing the election was stolen

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:18 PM (KZzsI)

106 I would give either lady the second-best thirty seconds of my life followed by five minutes of gentle sobbing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 22, 2021 12:11 PM (jOcSX)



I would disappoint her all night long.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:18 PM (yQpMk)

107 Screen door, hurricane, etc.

Also she's what I call Normal Super Hot. By which I mean that, obviously, she's super hot but she's also someone you would meet in college or synagogue or through friends at work. She's within the realm of attainable hot. Which makes her hotter.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 22, 2021 12:18 PM (GbPPJ)

108 "How despicable a man is Donald Trump?! He lost an election legitimately. He can't face that, that it was his failure. And he creates a lie, a big lie"

Hillary Clinton tries to look smaller

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:18 PM (83lwH)

109 I don't know why, but I feel the sudden need to cheer this young woman like Jeff Bridges did when King Kong slammed the helicopter to bits in mid-air with his fists. This should be the norm. The fact that I find her very brave for speaking up like she does is a sad, sad reflection of where we are. Whomever she is, she rocks.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM (O+I8R)

110 105 What's the point of even making this statement?

Probably was informed by the confused and frightened intern he was sexually molesting that more people are recognizing the election was stolen
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:18 PM (KZzsI)

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"STOP LOOKING AT THIS THING OVER HERE! DON'T LOOK AT IT!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

111 "Antisemitism is the only form of bigotry that you're told to apologize for condemning"

Oh give me a break. Try condemning CRT as anti-White bigotry and see how the folks at Prager U react.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM (VbI7r)

112 Like the kids used to say at Juvie, "I would do her in her Yam Chute!".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM (IMeDs)

113 Willowed:

Q: Why don't you teach prostitutes philosophy?

A: That would be putting Descartes before the whores.
Posted by: Rich "Big Picture" Lowry: "We'll Be Here All Week. Folks!" at June 22, 2021


***

A pun worthy of Dorothy Parker, who famously said "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM (/XOcP)

114 I'd hit it like an orbiting tungsten rod.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

There was a time I had a tungsten rod.

*Wistfully, drums fingers on table*

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM (Rvt88)

115 He had to counter today's Medite Poll saying that 40% of Americans and 80% of Republicans thing that the election was rigged.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (jg5Rp)

There is a growing mountain of evidence that the election was rigged. The only support for the legitimacy of the election is Experts and Officials saying "Trust us."

Well, funny thing... nobody does trust you anymore. So what else you got?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM (6FeV1)

116 Like old cheese, Schumer gets better every day.

Posted by: klaftern at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM (r4sI4)

117 where she pursues a double major in Political Science and Citizenship and Civic Engagement

...

aside from all the "she's already got a double major" jokes the horde will produce--what the crap is citizenship and civic engagement?

That's a major?

By the way Syracuse, if you're going to just be a party school, you need to have a decent basketball team more than once in thirty years.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM (yL25O)

118 115 There is a growing mountain of evidence that the election was rigged. The only support for the legitimacy of the election is Experts and Officials saying "Trust us."

Well, funny thing... nobody does trust you anymore. So what else you got?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM (6FeV1)

==========

"This election was fair, and if you look into it we will destroy you."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

119 my guess is the actress Jennifer Coolidge. I could be off on this but that is my guess.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (gJfTA)

120 "She draws her circles backwards. It is a white supremacist dogwhistle."

I wish 4chan would make the Nike Logo the new Super Secret Supremacist Logo. I would ask but that would get the opposite result.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (83lwH)

121 She draws her circles backwards. It is a white supremacist dogwhistle.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 12:15 PM (psJgU)
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There is a subtlety to this that is very difficult to detect, so congratulations for spotting it.

Western tradition is to draw circles right-to-left, in the form that non-progressive speakers call "clockwise." This is extremely problematic as the technological and military progress of the West imposed R2L circling on the rest of the world, despite indigenous cultures - especially in the southern hemisphere - traditionally using left-to-right ("counter-clockwise") circling technique.

The imposition of R2L circling on cultures that traditionally use L2R techniques has been a subtle - and very persistent - manifestation of colonialism. The deliberate reversal of circling method by western racial supremacists calls attention to their colonial progress and, indeed, basks in and celebrates it.

L2R circling is a symbolic practice that needs to be exposed and taken over by Progressive elements so it acts as a repudiation of colonialism instead of a celebration of it.

Posted by: Your Kid's Anthropology Professor at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (Jsjd7)

122 Her answer beats the crap outta "World Peace."

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (axyOa)

123 Oh give me a break. Try condemning CRT as anti-White bigotry and see how the folks at Prager U react.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM (VbI7r)

How do they react? I have a feeling you're not telling the truth.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (2DOZq)

124 She has super nice pecs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (o2MD2)

125 She's within the realm of attainable hot. Which makes her hotter.

Yeah, she seems like someone you might know or work with, but also is very pretty. But her eyebrows bug the crap out of me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

126 >>In a first for the Miss Silver State pageant in Nevada, a gender-nonconforming biological male who identifies as transgender has been crowned queen at the pageant's 2021 competition, Fox 5 Las Vegas reports.


How many times have we seen something like this?
Someone becomes the "first" something, say, the first gay/Downs/whatever prom queen and people feel so dang good about doing this it spreads like wildfire. The first one is a viral youtube or tiktok, all the local news stations report it with their "Aw, is tolerance awesome?" banter and then it's what everyone else must do.

We will see a lot more of this trans beauty pageant stuff soon. The pageants will be dying to prove they are not anachronistic, patriarchal anti-feminist institutions, they are sooo hip with the non-binary/gender non-conforming kids, you guyz!! Wear a gown made from seqined pride flags, talk about the importance of pronouns and inclusion during you interview!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2021 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

127 I would not "do" her in the manner suggested by Ace.

I would however, commit Oannanism upon her personage.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 22, 2021 12:21 PM (w9Wax)

128 That's a major?


We used to call it a MRS degree program.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

129 Schumer literally oozes sleaze and evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 12:22 PM (O+I8R)

130 125 She's within the realm of attainable hot. Which makes her hotter.

Yeah, she seems like someone you might know or work with, but also is very pretty. But her eyebrows bug the crap out of me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

==========

"I want you, Chris..."

"Oh, dear lord...do something with those eyebrows first. Jeez."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 22, 2021 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

131 Your Kid's Anthropology Professor

Joe, you should do this professionally. No kidding - you have a gift.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (Rvt88)

132 I bet her dad is proud of her. During her response to the pageant question, she was visibly and audibly nervous and probably afraid. She powered through and said her piece anyway. Good on her. That took balls, especially because she probably knew that was the end of the line for her on the pageant circuit (which is big, scary, deal in the pageant subculture, per my understanding).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (Jsjd7)


Note the tepid "golf clap" applause when she finished.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (YqDXo)

133 I think Israel has made some mistakes in how they work with the US.

Does anyone doubt Israel has info on Biden stealing they election they could dump, but hold onto to make sure the paste eater doesn't do anything hasty?
That works in the short term...but they've been doing the short term for a long time (I'm betting they had a lot of stuff on Clinton too).

The Chinese model works better, and frankly anyone with some money can pull it off - just bribe/blackmail the right people to push your agenda and then use them to do the same to more people in the Infotainment industry until you basically control the US...


Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (DpkTQ)

134 92 Math has a soundtrack?

Must be what they mean by "Math Rock"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (Bmy3R)

135 The pageants will be dying to prove they are not anachronistic, patriarchal anti-feminist institutions, they are sooo hip with the non-binary/gender non-conforming kids, you guyz!! Wear a gown made from seqined pride flags, talk about the importance of pronouns and inclusion during you interview!!
=====

Then the pageants will just be dying.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (IytoW)

136
"This election was fair, and if you look into it we will destroy you."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (LvTSG)



The AZ person coming out the other day saying we will ban all these false audits!

At which point I became convinced the audits were necessary.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (GbPPJ)

137 She faintly reminds me of a young Tatum O'Neal.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (O+I8R)

138 Chuck Schumer is best understood as a clown who has no idea that he makes people laugh for all the wrong reasons. Chuckles once gave a joint press conference at which he and another congressdweller vowed to have the Senate investigate whether cereal makers were including more air and less product in their boxes of cereal.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (QU5/8)

139 We used to call it a MRS degree program.

These days its just easy enough to blast through but looks good on a resume because they don't really care what the degree is as long as you get one or two.

Get a double degree in Structural Engineering and History of philosophy and you'll impress me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (KZzsI)

140 Western tradition is to draw circles right-to-left, in the form that non-progressive speakers call "clockwise." This is extremely problematic as the technological and military progress of the West imposed R2L circling on the rest of the world, despite indigenous cultures - especially in the southern hemisphere - traditionally using left-to-right ("counter-clockwise") circling technique.

The imposition of R2L circling on cultures that traditionally use L2R techniques has been a subtle - and very persistent - manifestation of colonialism. The deliberate reversal of circling method by western racial supremacists calls attention to their colonial progress and, indeed, basks in and celebrates it.

L2R circling is a symbolic practice that needs to be exposed and taken over by Progressive elements so it acts as a repudiation of colonialism instead of a celebration of it.
Posted by: Your Kid's Anthropology Professor at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (Jsjd7)

Thanks. I think this also explains why the water goes down the toilet in the opposite direction when you get below the Equator.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (mdjgu)

141 "I want you, Chris..."

"Oh, dear lord...do something with those eyebrows first. Jeez."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Face down, butt up, aka The Child Support position, you're not looking at her eyebrows.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (rmsWT)

142 This slender, busty beauty was nodding along with Ms. Murray as she snapped pictures of the event:
https://is.gd/ZLZRwd

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (Jsjd7)

143 my guess is the actress Jennifer Coolidge. I could be off on this but that is my guess.
Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (gJfTA)



AKA Stifler's mom.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (Ez6QX)

144 I'm looking forward to Sloth Month.

Wrath Month, not so much.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (WGara)

145 There was a time I had a tungsten rod.

*Wistfully, drums fingers on table*
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 12:19 PM


Bob Dole can help with that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (m+jkK)

146 136 The AZ person coming out the other day saying we will ban all these false audits!

At which point I became convinced the audits were necessary.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (GbPPJ)

===========

Barbara Streisand couldn't have done it any better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

147 I missed this line:

Kataluna Enriquez, who had previously entered other women's beauty pageants and has won pageants for transgender contestants, called this win a

"celebration of womanhood."

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (yrol0)

148 Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (DpkTQ

I think most countries know that fraud took place and some have first hand knowledge.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (2DOZq)

149 142 This slender, busty beauty was nodding along with Ms. Murray as she snapped pictures of the event:
https://is.gd/ZLZRwd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (Jsjd7)

=======

She looks cold.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 22, 2021 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

150 "I want you, Chris..."

"Oh, dear lord...do something with those eyebrows first. Jeez."


More like "We should go out again!"
"sure, but... tell me first, why do you do that with your eyebrows??? Wait, where are you going?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

151 Best pageant answer ever was in the Miss Teen USA pageant in 2006. Girl was asked why American students can't locate other countri

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 22, 2021 12:25 PM (mNhhD)

152 "the horrible WrongThink made his anus leak."

Terror. He knows this video will be used at his trial as proof he failed to denounce Goldstein.

Which reminds me LOL proof that conservatism has failed? Having to explain why witch hunts are bad. SMH.

You had ONE job!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:25 PM (83lwH)

153 my guess is the actress Jennifer Coolidge. I could be off on this but that is my guess.
Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (gJfTA)


AKA Stifler's mom.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (Ez6QX)
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Or Amber Cole.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2021 12:25 PM (WGara)

154 F15s are hitting it hard today. Probably preparing to bomb the gas lines insurrections in downtown Big H.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:25 PM (yrol0)

155 Wrath Month, not so much.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (WGara)

Lust month gon be lit AF

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 12:25 PM (6FeV1)

156 Re: Schumer and the phoneybloney election... The lady doth protest too much.

Posted by: klaftern at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (r4sI4)

157 Yeah, she seems like someone you might know or work with, but also is very pretty. But her eyebrows bug the crap out of me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (KZzsI)


Gah, I have rants for days about the current trend of super strong over filled in brows.

There's a happy medium between 30's tweezed completely off and then thin pencil in and Frida Kahlo.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (GbPPJ)

158 Thanks. I think this also explains why the water goes down the toilet in the opposite direction when you get below the Equator.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (mdjgu)



If you are on the Equator, does it go straight down?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (yQpMk)

159 She looks cold.

Wonder how she looks without all that contouring makeup?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (KZzsI)

160 aka The Child Support position
I'm going to regret this, but why is this "The Child Support" position?

Posted by: Iris at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (DibdT)

161 Justine Brooke Murray for . . . well, for something! We don't want the courage she displays to vanish!

I wish I subscribed to OANN. Last year when you could watch them free online, I noticed that they tended to hire the hottest girls I'd seen outside of the Mexican weather broadcast. But the OANN ladies had more class. Justine should fit right in there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (/XOcP)

162 135 The pageants will be dying to prove they are not anachronistic, patriarchal anti-feminist institutions, they are sooo hip with the non-binary/gender non-conforming kids, you guyz!! Wear a gown made from seqined pride flags, talk about the importance of pronouns and inclusion during you interview!!
=====

Then the pageants will just be dying.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2021 12:23 PM (IytoW)

....

The bathing suit portion will be replaced with the purple hair dye pageant.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (yL25O)

163 If you are on the Equator, does it go straight down?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (yQpMk)
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No. It floats.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (Jsjd7)

164 After the Y2K election the FNM drilled through the Florida results with a fine tooth comb...and no objections from the government.
Why are these audits different?
Yeah yeah we know the answer.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (DpkTQ)

165 "Rutgers is a place where all identities can feel validated and supported."

Well, there's your problem right there. Isn't the point of Universities to challenge the views of 18-22 year olds? Or is it to abet and calcify irrational and immature thoughts?

Posted by: red speck at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (gS3OW)

166 >>The AZ person coming out the other day saying we will ban all these false audits!


That was Colorado. Yeah, totally suspect.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

167 158 Thanks. I think this also explains why the water goes down the toilet in the opposite direction when you get below the Equator.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (mdjgu)


If you are on the Equator, does it go straight down?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (yQpMk)

The Clitoris Effect.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (yrol0)

168 She has pointy shoes to match her elbows.

Hubbahubba!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (n/szn)

169 I'm not really a fan of blondes, but she looks very pretty in that graduation picture.

And no, morons, that's not a euphemism for anything.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (2JVJo)

170 In a first for the Miss Silver State pageant in Nevada, a gender-nonconforming biological male who identifies as transgender has been crowned queen at the pageant's 2021 competition, Fox 5 Las Vegas reports.


If one of the other contestants had taken the time to kick xer in the nuts, somebody else would of won.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (axyOa)

171 91 Justine is currently attending the Maxwell School at Syracuse
University, where she pursues a double major in Political Science and
Citizenship and Civic Engagement.

is it (political science and citizenship) and civic engagement or political science and (citizenship and civic engagement)? enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, parenthesis partisan at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (v3pYe)

172 "celebration of womanhood."
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (yrol0)

"Anything you can do,
I can do better!
I can do anything better than yooooo!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (6FeV1)

173 Lust month gon be lit AF
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 12:25 PM (6FeV1)



Better start stocking up on Red Lobster biscuits.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

174 She looks cold.


It must be dark, her highbeams are on.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (yQpMk)

175 I wish I subscribed to OANN. Last year when you could watch them free online, I noticed that they tended to hire the hottest girls I'd seen outside of the Mexican weather broadcast. But the OANN ladies had more class. Justine should fit right in there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (/XOcP)
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I think that's because for the newsreader gig, they don't pretend that the on-air person is some kind of Legitimate Journalist. They hire actresses and models who can look pretty and speak clearly while covering that the prompter tells them to. They know that newstalkers aren't journalists, so they seem to go for watchability instead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (Jsjd7)

176 Back in the original SIM CITY days you could download er...quasi-legal SIM stuff called 7 Deadly SIMS. Each category of furniture, clothing, household furnishings were based on the 7 deadly sins. The WRATH stuff was all Goth.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (Bmy3R)

177 She has eyebrows ?

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (9LYIb)

178 169 I'm not really a fan of blondes, but she looks very pretty in that graduation picture.

And no, morons, that's not a euphemism for anything.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (2JVJo)

==========

*starts looking for euphemisms because told there were not euphemisms*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

179 A candidate for Miss New Jersey? Kiss her where it smells!!

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (Xy8o7)

180 Fun fact: The current President of Rutgers was the Dean of Students at Yale when snowflake students had a meltdown over Halloween costumes.

Posted by: Cornpop at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (l7udz)

181 This slender, busty beauty was nodding along with Ms. Murray as she snapped pictures of the event:
https://is.gd/ZLZRwd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021


***

Clearest case of RBF I've ever seen. Gorgeous, but she has RBF.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (/XOcP)

182 This slender, busty beauty was nodding along with Ms. Murray as she snapped pictures of the event:
https://is.gd/ZLZRwd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM


*sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (m+jkK)

183 >>The bathing suit portion will be replaced with the purple hair dye pageant.


The gown portion will become a drag show.

They'll look like Conchita Wurst, who won Eurovision some years ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (bDqIh)

184 Odd that you don't hear of any trans male athletes dominating their sport.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (psJgU)

185 There's a happy medium between 30's tweezed completely off and then thin pencil in and Frida Kahlo.
Posted by: alexthechick

Where do you fall on tattooed in eyebrows?

*Adopts the Spock "Interesting" face.*

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 12:29 PM (Rvt88)

186 Wonder how she looks without all that contouring makeup?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM (KZzsI)

Meeeeow

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:29 PM (Xy8o7)

187 Not a fan of the caterpillar brow. Like AtC says, the happy medium is something between the pencil thin 20s/30s brows and the caricature Faye Dunaway does Joan Crawford. Medium, with a nice arch. Can't go wrong.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 12:29 PM (O+I8R)

188 I always say, who in TF wakes up every morning needing their "identity" to be "validated"?

These people were raised all wrong.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:29 PM (Bmy3R)

189 The bathing suit portion will be replaced with Best Tuck and Cover.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:30 PM (yrol0)

190 That was Colorado. Yeah, totally suspect.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

Ah yes *waves paw* Out there.

When a company says that's it, we're banning audits! it's time to call the cops because someone's doing a little embezzling.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 22, 2021 12:30 PM (GbPPJ)

191 He had to counter today's Medite Poll saying that 40% of Americans and 80% of Republicans thing that the election was rigged.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:17 PM (jg5Rp)

Rasmussen this week also had a majority think the election was riddled with fraud. The number continues to rise. A major economic collapse or military loss might lead to the toppling of this government at this rate.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 22, 2021 12:30 PM (puu6v)

192 "She draws her circles backwards. It is a white supremacist dogwhistle."
.......

She's Australian?

Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

193 The only eyebrows that kill me are the drawn-on ones. It's very weird that anyone thinks that looks good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 22, 2021 12:30 PM (QU5/8)

194 Lust month gon be lit AF
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 12:25 PM (6FeV1)

Better start stocking up on Red Lobster biscuits.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

You owe me a keyboard

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 22, 2021 12:30 PM (6FeV1)

195 >>> But her eyebrows bug the crap out of me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:20 PM (KZzsI)
--------------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzT46uTQ0s

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:30 PM (jg5Rp)

196 When a company says that's it, we're banning audits! it's time to call the cops because someone's doing a little embezzling.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 22, 2021 12:30 PM (GbPPJ)


How does the saying go? "The more he spoke of his honor, the more we counted the silverware."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 22, 2021 12:31 PM (jOcSX)

197 I noticed that they tended to hire the hottest girls I'd seen outside of the Mexican weather broadcast. But the OANN ladies had more class. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:26 PM

++++
I think that's because for the newsreader gig, they don't pretend that the on-air person is some kind of Legitimate Journalist. They hire actresses and models who can look pretty and speak clearly while covering that the prompter tells them to. They know that newstalkers aren't journalists, so they seem to go for watchability instead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021


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Exactly. In Britain they call them "newsreaders," not "reporters" or "journalists."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:31 PM (/XOcP)

198 who in TF wakes up every morning needing their "identity" to be "validated"?
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My guess, someone that doesn't drink coffee.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:31 PM (/MaDp)

199 Out - pointy elbows
In - shaggy brows

She could newscast for OANN while eating crackers and I would not complain.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 22, 2021 12:31 PM (kZVsz)

200 Clearest case of RBF I've ever seen. Gorgeous, but she has RBF.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (/XOcP)

Yup, looks like the boyfriend just told her he was tired of her shit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 12:32 PM (oHd/0)

201 Her answer would have been better in a bikini.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 22, 2021 12:32 PM (F4y8l)

202 I always say, who in TF wakes up every morning needing their "identity" to be "validated"?

These people were raised all wrong.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:29 PM (Bmy3R)
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I dunno. I do, at least to a point. Wanting validation and working to achieve it (say you want the part of your identity that is comprised of "I am good at my job" to be confirmed) is perfectly natural.

*Demanding* validation without earning it is a form of mental illness. Demanding validation of the physically impossible is a more severe form of mental illness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:32 PM (Jsjd7)

203 who in TF wakes up every morning needing their "identity" to be "validated"?

--

Ellen Elliott Page

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 12:32 PM (O+I8R)

204 140 Thanks. I think this also explains why the water goes down the toilet in the opposite direction when you get below the Equator.
on australian assault weapons, does the thing that goes up go down?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 22, 2021 12:32 PM (v3pYe)

205 Does anyone doubt Israel has info on Biden stealing they election they could dump, but hold onto to make sure the paste eater doesn't do anything hasty?

They will get their delivery of Iron Dome replacement missiles

Posted by: Jean at June 22, 2021 12:32 PM (Xih1H)

206 She's no Frida Kahlo.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 12:32 PM (2DOZq)

207
What's the point of even making this statement? Something tells me he got wind of something other than his own halitosis and is ordering the apparatchiks to up their hate spewing.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2021 12:16 PM (IytoW)

Polls are showing more and more Americans realize the election was stolen (and that's the ones answering honestly).

It will get funnier when McConnell and McCarthy denounce Republicans who realize the election was stolen.

The United States government has about the same legitimacy as the Cuban junta.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 22, 2021 12:32 PM (puu6v)

208 >>Odd that you don't hear of any trans male athletes dominating their sport.


As men, or as women?

The ones competeing against women are kicking butt. Someone here mentioned yesterday that there will be at least 20 trans athletes at the Olympics. I would not be surprised if, say, Iran puts men in hijabs as their women's soccer team -- they already got caught doing that years agi (pre-trans trend). Why wouldn't a country put men on their women's teams in a quest for the gold?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2021 12:32 PM (bDqIh)

209 192 "She draws her circles backwards. It is a white supremacist dogwhistle."
.......

She's Australian?
Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

Lefthanded?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (oHd/0)

210 That was Colorado. Yeah, totally suspect.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (bDqIh)


Mentioned in the morning thread, there's been a sudden, large outpouring of anti-Biden, pro-Trump bumperstickers, grafitti, signs, shirts etc. in my neck of NoCO lately.

It almost looks like the election is looming again. My Mexican neighbor has brand new "F*ck Biden" and "Trump 2024- F*ck Your Feelings" stickers on back of his F250. Lots of TRUMP WON grafitti around. Funny thing is, most of the swag looks new, not just newly-applied.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (Bmy3R)

211 This slender, busty beauty was nodding along with Ms. Murray as she snapped pictures of the event:
https://is.gd/ZLZRwd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM


I'd let her adjust my 40mm telephoto lense.
150mm...
200mm...
300mm...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (axyOa)

212 @DailyCaller
REPORTER: "What is the game plan in getting young people vaccinated in greater numbers?"

@PressSec: "Dr. Fauci has done several Q/A's with TikTok and Instagram influencers... Microsoft is giving away Xboxes at boys and girls clubs."

https://tinyurl.com/yhxljw4v

Unbelievable!

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (cF8AT)

213 And no, morons, that's not a euphemism for anything.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 12:27 PM (2JVJo)

==========

*starts looking for euphemisms because told there were not euphemisms*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 22, 2021 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

...

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE M4P WAS SIMPLY CALLING US ALL MORONS AND CLARIFYING THAT THE TERM WAS NOT INTENDED AS A SOFTENING OF A MORE PRICKLY PEJORATIVE, WHEREUPON TJM DECIDED TO PROVE HIS POINT.

Posted by: BEN R. OETHLESBERGER at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (yL25O)

214 209 192 "She draws her circles backwards. It is a white supremacist dogwhistle."
.......

She's Australian?
Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

Lefthanded?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (oHd/0)

Oh, crap, would a left handed person in Australia then draw circles clockwise?

/head explodes

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (oHd/0)

215 I always say, who in TF wakes up every morning needing their "identity" to be "validated"?
---------

The Godless.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (Xy8o7)

216 We are nothing here if not critical.... The Horde Way...

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (6Je/Q)

217 "celebration of womanhood."
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:24 PM (yrol0)

"Anything you can do,
I can do better!
I can do anything better than yooooo!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Except lift weights in the Olympics.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 12:34 PM (ohWrE)

218 It's trannies and commies all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 22, 2021 12:34 PM (TKmok)

219 Medium, with a nice arch. Can't go wrong.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 22, 2021 12:29 PM (O+I8R)


Also sisters, not twins.

On tattooed brows, I know three people who have them. All of them had health conditions where they could not grow brows and all of them got super sick of having to draw them in. There are tattoo artists who specialize in that kind of work and all three of them looked like they had nicely groomed brows.

But outside needing to do that for health reasons? No.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 22, 2021 12:34 PM (GbPPJ)

220 Best answer ever, in the Miss Teen USA pageant in 2006, by a young lady who was asked why American students can't locate other countries on a map:

"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our education like such in South Africa and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, uh, and I believe that they should our education over here, in the US should help the US, uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future. For our children."

Biden couldn't have said it better. And this chick has 30 IQ points on AOC.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 22, 2021 12:34 PM (mNhhD)

221 This is like picking the school downs syndrome girl for prom queen. Now you're just laughing at the entire concept out of some misguided gesture.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:10 PM


Yeah, it's not a good idea to pick the prom queen just to make fun of her.

Posted by: Carrie at June 22, 2021 12:34 PM (EughT)

222 We don't live in a society that values cowardice. We live in a society where cowards value cowardice. We also live in a society that contains principled people. People like this who won't submit or give up to the mob. That's the future because unlike cowards, their courage isn't ephemeral or circumstantial. It's enduring and tenacious. You want to fight this fight? Let's have at it.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 12:34 PM (rLZe7)

223 Ace that was a little rough. Justine rates a far more gentlemanly remark.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 22, 2021 12:34 PM (ya9BE)

224 Did Marx ever opine on trannies?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:35 PM (/MaDp)

225 It was actually none other than the CO secretary of state, the official responsible for election management and integrity, who made the idiotic comments about "fraudits" (see, they even have their own dumb cutesy term for the slack-jawed consumption by their dumb supporters/fellow zombies).

Very encouraging!

I've been aware of and followed various kinds of election reviews, audits, etc for decades.

Never has one been attacked, essentially in principle, the very concept of reviewing results and procedures portrayed as some kind of dangerous nuttery, instead of what it is - rather prosaic and routine. In a civic sense, country is unrecognizably degraded and dumbed down.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 22, 2021 12:35 PM (OTzUX)

226 asmussen this week also had a majority think the election was riddled with fraud. The number continues to rise. A major economic collapse or military loss might lead to the toppling of this government at this rate.
====

The more people see a shambling dementia patient, the more people think, "No one elected a shambling dementia patient."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2021 12:35 PM (IytoW)

227 I wake up every moring hoping all my body parts are still working and nothing hurts, and the coffee pot isn't broken. Don't need my identity validated.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:35 PM (Bmy3R)

228 The AZ Secretary of State advised that the vote they certified was an accurate reflection of the will of Arizona voters and then said even if the audit disputed that they couldn't do anything about it anyway. Unethical? Stupid? Criminal? All of the above.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 22, 2021 12:36 PM (YDEpQ)

229 The original questioner in the first video looks more to me like Juliette Lewis.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:36 PM (/XOcP)

230 I think that's because for the newsreader gig, they don't pretend that the on-air person is some kind of Legitimate Journalist. They hire actresses and models who can look pretty and speak clearly while covering that the prompter tells them to. They know that newstalkers aren't journalists, so they seem to go for watchability instead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021

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That said, I will still hazard a guess that the on-air talent they hire actually believe in the same core values that the writers and execs (and the target market) hold.

It's still your face on the screen and your voice speaking the words. You'd better be okay with it to some degree. I imagine that's why van Sustren left CNN for FNC, and Camerota left FNC for CNN.

And if the only thing you can find to criticize on a lady is the lay of her brow-hair....then she's doing jus' fine. *chef kiss* Jus' a'fine.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 22, 2021 12:36 PM (kZVsz)

231 Not a single 'um', 'er' or 'ya know' in her whole speech. Well done young lady, well done!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2021 12:36 PM (Fc5rx)

232 222 We don't live in a society that values cowardice. We live in a society where cowards value cowardice. We also live in a society that contains principled people. People like this who won't submit or give up to the mob. That's the future because unlike cowards, their courage isn't ephemeral or circumstantial. It's enduring and tenacious. You want to fight this fight? Let's have at it.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 12:34 PM (rLZe7)


Moral Cowardice precedes Physical Cowardice, in most cases..

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 12:36 PM (6Je/Q)

233 Mentioned in the morning thread, there's been a sudden, large outpouring of anti-Biden, pro-Trump bumperstickers, grafitti, signs, shirts etc. in my neck of NoCO lately.

It almost looks like the election is looming again. My Mexican neighbor has brand new "F*ck Biden" and "Trump 2024- F*ck Your Feelings" stickers on back of his F250. Lots of TRUMP WON grafitti around. Funny thing is, most of the swag looks new, not just newly-applied.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (Bmy3R)


I commented over at Althouse on her post about branding, "I believe that part of the reason Trump was so hated by the establishment GOP was that he figured out how to build a competing conservative brand which wasn't the boring, stodgy old northeastern WASP conservatism. Boat rallies, online trolling, hanging "Trump Won" banners in guerilla-style protests... the things are fun. The left has done it for decades, often as barely concealed astroturfed movements, but the right never quite caught on until Trump. What remains to be seen is if the brand has longevity, and if others can pick it up and carry it like Trump can."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 22, 2021 12:36 PM (jOcSX)

234 224 Did Marx ever opine on trannies?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:35 PM (/MaDp)

Groucho? He liked the 4 speed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (oHd/0)

235 OT, I found this entertaining article on Karl Hess. He was speech writer for Barry Goldwater, among others, and went on to become an anarchist. I sometimes wonder what he would think of today's political scene. Some of this rings true and some is whacked out 60s nonsense. I haven't had time to watch any of the linked videos but they look interesting too.

https://tinyurl.com/4u9kycce

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (5HBd1)

236 "She draws her circles backwards. It is a white supremacist dogwhistle."
.......
She's Australian?
Posted by: wth at June 22, 2021 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

Lefthanded?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (oHd/0)

Oh, crap, would a left handed person in Australia then draw circles clockwise?
/head explodes
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 12:33 PM (oHd/0)
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Do dogs circle the other way before lying down?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (WGara)

237 aka The Child Support position
I'm going to regret this, but why is this "The Child Support" position?
Posted by: Iris


Because a guy will pass up all warning signs, signals and common sense to hit that in that position.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (ohWrE)

238 Apropos of nothing, I have bare spots on my legs where wearing trousers for decades rubbed the hair off. Since I retired and started wearing shorts pretty much exclusively, I expected my leg hairs to grow back in those areas but no, they still look like a bad EpiLady job.

I despair.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (yQpMk)

239 Also saw an interesting political ad - some woman running for a state office, I think, who bills herself a "Democrat's Democrat" features her mother in the ad. The mother says, "and she probably voted for Joe Biden," while holding up a pic of the daughter and Joe Biden together.

Not "she voted for Joe Biden," but "she probably voted for Joe Biden."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (IytoW)

240 Focus on the brain and the words, not the cans, morons.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (rLZe7)

241 My neighbor STILL has his Latinos for Trump election yard sigh posted.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (jg5Rp)

242 Not eyebrows, but eyes: Helen Kane, the "Boop-Boop-A-Doop Girl"

https://tinyurl.com/84z2pf4t

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (2JVJo)

243 238 Apropos of nothing, I have bare spots on my legs where wearing trousers for decades rubbed the hair off. Since I retired and started wearing shorts pretty much exclusively, I expected my leg hairs to grow back in those areas but no, they still look like a bad EpiLady job.

I despair.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (yQpMk)

Leg Toupees...

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (6Je/Q)

244 I have a growing desire to see a lot of African animals attack the next joint session of Congress once the doors are locked.

Elephants, hungry lions, and/or tigers would work. Congress already has too many hyenas.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (joJfO)

245 I have a dream. I have a dream where intelligent young women are not judged but the size of their boobs but by the content of their characters.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (AiZBA)

246 I have a dream. I have a dream where intelligent young women are not judged but the size of their boobs but by the content of their characters.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (AiZBA)

My dreams are just the opposite.

( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (XvPQV)

247 240 Focus on the brain and the words, not the cans, morons.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (rLZe7)

Asking a lot of Morons, Marcus...

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (6Je/Q)

248 224 Did Marx ever opine on trannies?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:35 PM (/MaDp)

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He was a big fan of "three-on-the-tree."

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (kZVsz)

249 Why do we have so many social media scholars when so many of these celebrities barely made it past fucking high school?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (HnNKD)

250 The more people see a shambling dementia patient, the more people think, "No one elected a shambling dementia patient."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2021 12:35 PM (IytoW)


He'll wind up like Jimmuh Carter, with no one admitting they voted for him.

Try to find a Carter voter. Go ahead. Try.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (YqDXo)

251 much exclusively, I expected my leg hairs to grow back in those areas but no, they still look like a bad EpiLady job.

I despair.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (yQpMk)

AtC says it's okay in your case to get them tattooed back on.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (yL25O)

252 >>It was actually none other than the CO secretary of state, the official responsible for election management and integrity, who made the idiotic comments about "fraudits"


It helps that her big campaign issue when she was first elected in 2018 (IIRC)was. . . expanded voting rights (e.g. more fraud). She does not want to have her own new initiatives questioned or proven to have enabled massive voter fraud.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (bDqIh)

253
I despair.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (yQpMk)
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As you approach 29, it ain't the trousers.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (jg5Rp)

254 "The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons." - Emerson, Conduct of Life: A Philosophical Reading

Will have to check that out. Been looking for something with meat on the bone. I like life lessons in my books, like Dune.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (83lwH)

255 I have a dream. I have a dream where intelligent young women are not judged but the size of their boobs but by the content of their characters.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (AiZBA)


That is a very stupid dream.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (GbPPJ)

256 My dreams are just the opposite.
( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (XvPQV)
++++
Nice. Things went bad post-boobjob:
( * ) ( * )

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (Jsjd7)

257 I know a few politicos that do Republican politics for a living and they are saying that internally Democrats are concerned that the "woke" movement is really hurting them and that there's real cracks showing even in minority communities.

Posted by: Blago at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (PwNLq)

258 I have bare spots on my legs . . . .
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

You had bare spots?

Luxury!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (Rvt88)

259 I despair.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (yQpMk)


Just shave the rest off. We won't laugh at you, honest.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)

260 Focus on the brain and the words, not the cans, morons.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM


We can multitask, you know.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (m+jkK)

261 244 I have a growing desire to see a lot of African animals attack the next joint session of Congress once the doors are locked.

Elephants, hungry lions, and/or tigers would work. Congress already has too many hyenas.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (joJfO)


...

You would enjoy the ending of That Hideous Strength

Posted by: TexasDan at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (yL25O)

262 I was watching CSPAN live during all the fake impeachment BS and right after one of the sessions they cut to a camera crew that had the camera and mic on and Schumer shows up.

Off camera one of the CSPAN crew could be heard saying, "Wow! You got down here fast!" It cracked me up, reminding me of the joke "The most dangerous place on Earth is standing between so-and-so and a camera"

Posted by: Biergood at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (FQWHA)

263 I have a dream. I have a dream where intelligent young women are not judged but the size of their boobs but by the content of their characters.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (AiZBA)

Embrace the might and POWER of the word...

AND!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (oHd/0)

264 Try to find a Carter voter. Go ahead. Try.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (YqDXo)
--------------------------

I voted for Carter.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (jg5Rp)

265 The US is too large to be forcibly governed; it relies on the willingness of the citizenry and local governments to do so. Widespread election fraud is a huge blow to the legitimacy of any such effort.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (jOcSX)

266 "Moral Cowardice precedes Physical Cowardice, in most cases..
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 12:36 PM (6Je/Q)"

For those who posses it, cowardice is an existential condition. It putrefies everything they think or act upon.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (rLZe7)

267 That is a very stupid dream.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (GbPPJ)


Heh.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (AiZBA)

268 Isn't the point of Universities to challenge the views of 18-22 year olds?

Well it's supposed to be but these days.... they start out assuming young people have it all figured out and their job is to support and direct that in constructive ways.

Remember those cartoons showing how young people were all creative and amazing then they go to school and all learn to be idnetical and lose their creativity? Curly lines and colors vs black and white straight lines, etc?

Education took those seriously and are determined not to "teach" kids anything any more. They are there to learn from the snowflakes and make sure they are left wing now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

269 Leg Toupees...
Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (6Je/Q)

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The kids at the pool will play with my leg hair again! This is brilliant!

Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at June 22, 2021 12:41 PM (kZVsz)

270 "Focus on the brain and the words, not the cans, morons."

Wait. If those are cans then what are brows again?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:41 PM (83lwH)

271 241 My neighbor STILL has his Latinos for Trump election yard sigh posted.

Seems all my Latino neighbors were pro-Trump. These folks next door are super-MAGA. We all commiserated together outside at like 3am on election night as it was being stolen in front of us. I'll never forget that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:41 PM (Bmy3R)

272 I know a few politicos that do Republican politics for a living and they are saying that internally Democrats are concerned that the "woke" movement is really hurting them and that there's real cracks showing even in minority communities.
Posted by: Blago at June 22, 2021 12:40 PM (PwNLq)
++++
Maybe they are. Maybe they aren't. I think the real Inner Party folks might not care in reality. They're in "acquire total control" (the endgame) now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:41 PM (Jsjd7)

273 I have a dream. I have a dream where intelligent young women are not judged but the size of their boobs but by the content of their characters.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 22, 2021 12:38 PM (AiZBA)


Yeah, but they're coming to take you away, ha ha.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 12:41 PM (2JVJo)

274 Meanwhile, British clothing chain Marks Spencer has announced new lingerie inspired by - wait for it - George Floyd. https://bit.ly/3vOVCqC

Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 12:41 PM (u+Y3T)

275 Winners go home and f*ck the prom runner-up. Because the queen is actually a dude.

Posted by: zombie Sean Connery in The Rock 2 - Gibraltar Sunrise at June 22, 2021 12:41 PM (h5TKJ)

276 Pretty Girl. Smart, Brave.

Dear Ace,

As a resident of N.J. and a person old enough to be her mother, I would respectfully say that "I would
do you in your vagina" is not the best pick up line and if you want to "do something" with her you might take her on some nice dates first and pick up the tag. Since she seems to be somewhat conservative she probably wouldn't scream "Sexist Pig!" if you picked up the tab.

I'm glad someone who isn't leftist can get a job nowadays in media

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2021 12:41 PM (k39e/)

277 Ellen Elliott Page
As a thin as a rail, not well endowed, but cute 5 ft woman, Ellen could find a man, or I guess another woman.
As a thin as a rail, no muscles, feminine looking 5 ft tall "man" with a frankenpenis is Elliot going to be attractive to anyone that isn't a pedophile?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2021 12:42 PM (DpkTQ)

278 253
I despair.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (yQpMk)
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As you approach 29, it ain't the trousers.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (jg5Rp)

I am hairy... not Sasquatch hairy.. exactly... I suspect that I will be shorn after death and woven into a hipster sock cap somewhere...

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 12:42 PM (6Je/Q)

279
Did Marx ever opine on trannies?
Posted by: Puddin Head


I think he said he wouldn't join their club if they wanted him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2021 12:42 PM (63Dwl)

280 I have a growing desire to see a lot of African animals attack the next joint session of Congress once the doors are locked.

Elephants, hungry lions, and/or tigers would work. Congress already has too many hyenas.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 22, 2021


***
Tigers aren't African. If we pull in a couple of Bengal tigers, we'll be appropriating their culture!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:42 PM (/XOcP)

281 Trump was a once in a country's lifetime phenomenon. I'd love to see him make it twice.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:42 PM (Xy8o7)

282 REVEALED: Google FUNDED virus research carried out by Wuhan-linked scientist Peter Daszak for over a decade, new report reveals, amid accusations Big Tech has silenced COVID lab leak theory



why is google in the virus business at all
?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 22, 2021 12:42 PM (bTQ72)

283 274 Meanwhile, British clothing chain Marks Spencer has announced new lingerie inspired by - wait for it - George Floyd. https://bit.ly/3vOVCqC
Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 12:41 PM (u+Y3T)

Hoopin hole for easy access.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 22, 2021 12:42 PM (Y5qcH)

284 About those tattoos.
Some women, maybe this is passe, will have the outline of their lips tattooed just a little darker than their natural color.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:42 PM (jg5Rp)

285 Taint toupees. Because y'all ripped em out via waxing.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 12:43 PM (ohWrE)

286 You just know where this is headed. A left handed Australian drawing a circle while standing on her head and looking in a mirror. When will the madness end?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2021 12:43 PM (Fc5rx)

287 Focus on the brain and the words, not the cans, morons.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (rLZe7)

I do not understand these words in this order.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:43 PM (Xy8o7)

288 Murray also includes this tasty hit on John Kerry, from JJS's favorite Dov Hikind. Did you know John Kerry did not get Senate confirmation in his new job, as Iran negotiator? As a widely suspected Iran agent and traitor, he probably couldn't pass.
https://tinyurl.com/3b5mwm2w

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 22, 2021 12:43 PM (Fj6k3)

289 "Remember those cartoons showing how young people were all creative and amazing then they go to school and all learn to be idnetical and lose their creativity?"

Conformity Experiment
https://tinyurl.com/jx648c6w

Really scary how "sitting with the popular kids" still rules our world after we leave High School.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (83lwH)

290 Nice. Things went bad post-boobjob:
( * ) ( * )
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2021 12:39 PM (Jsjd7)

-------------
It was a shoddy job to begin with...

(* ) ( .)

Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (kZVsz)

291 285 Taint toupees. Because y'all ripped em out via waxing.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 12:43 PM (ohWrE)

Josh Brolin approves this message..

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (6Je/Q)

292 126- How many times have we seen something like this?
Someone becomes the "first" something, say, the first gay/Downs/whatever prom queen and people feel so dang good about doing this it spreads like wildfire. The first one is a viral youtube or tiktok, all the local news stations report it with their "Aw, is tolerance awesome?" banter and then it's what everyone else must do.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 22, 2021 12:21 PM

Black female mayors and police chiefs come to mind. I'm sure many are capable and qualified, but not all of them.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (qe5CM)

293 Maybe they are. Maybe they aren't. I think the real Inner Party folks might not care in reality. They're in "acquire total control" (the endgame) now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

______

I'm not a Trump superfan, but I have to say I never really saw minorities actually look enthusiastic about conservatism pre-Trump. It always looked very "astro turf" to me when say a Bushie would roll out a black supporter.

It's still obviously very small, but it does feel real to me.

The GOP might be swapping upper class suburban Karens for Blacks and Latinos.

Posted by: Blago at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (PwNLq)

294 And no one yet has said,
"I'd crawl a mile over broken glass to sniff the tires of the delivery truck that took her panties to the laundry?"

It's like I don't even . . .

Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (NnGzE)

295 I too have a dream about young women, but it involves them beating me in the face with said boobs until I consent to seating them on my face.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (o2MD2)

296 I once had a female boss with colored yellow-blond hair but had black Groucho Marx bushy eyebrows. Really. They were like two connecting caterpillars with long hairs going every which way and it was unnerving to look at her directly. I could not believe that no one in her family suggested a major plucking and trimming, and I know she had a grown daughter.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (pmLp6)

297 why is google in the virus business at all
?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 22, 2021 12:42 PM (bTQ72)

...

We thought it was computer viruses.

Posted by: Google at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (yL25O)

298 Meanwhile, British clothing chain Marks Spencer has announced new lingerie inspired by - wait for it - George Floyd. https://bit.ly/3vOVCqC
Posted by: Mookie


Stained boxers with a tear hole so you can shove fentanyl up your ass?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (ohWrE)

299 Tigers aren't African. If we pull in a couple of Bengal tigers, we'll be appropriating their culture!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Hippos.
Hungry, hungry mad as hell hippos.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2021 12:45 PM (W2Pud)

300 the original questioner in the first video looks more to me like Juliette Lewis.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:36 PM (/XOcP)

here is the link to the video from Friends. That was the first person that came to mind before anyone asked about it. https://tinyurl.com/5y5hehre
The Julliete Lewis idea works too. She does sound like her.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 12:45 PM (gJfTA)

301 There are tattoo artists who specialize in that kind of work and all three of them looked like they had nicely groomed brows.

But outside needing to do that for health reasons? No.


"Ai! Shaving off your brows and drawing them back in is my people's culture!"
--Maria Conchita Guadalupe Carmen del Rosaria Guzman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

302 Maybe the George Floyd lingerie line will include a maternity nightie with a target on the belly?

Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 12:45 PM (u+Y3T)

303 You know what Ace? Your last little comment is complete bullshit. That girl is someone's daughter and she wss obviously raised right. Hip? Screw you and all the other idiots who jumped on that bandwagon.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * morons are one thing, real morons are pathetic at June 22, 2021 12:45 PM (szM6s)

304 I've had good looking women tell me how frustrating it is to them that men only notice their beauty.

And for the record that isn't quite right. I notice when a good looking woman is funny or smart too. The good looking part though is...distracting. That's the word I'll go with.

When you get a little older it gets easier to manage as a guy, but, well, it is biological, and no as a guy you can't help it.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2021 12:45 PM (DpkTQ)

305 The Miss NJ pageant is an auxiliary/metaphorical plot element in "American Pastoral" by the late Philip Roth

Posted by: Swamposphere at June 22, 2021 12:46 PM (KvssO)

306

Outspoken cocksucker and D-list hollywod celery and current twitter Iman, george takei, issues fatwa to his "fans." "Orders" them to get "fully vaccinated" otherwise theyre not his "fans."

Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at June 22, 2021 12:46 PM (9OWV6)

307 282 REVEALED: Google FUNDED virus research carried out by Wuhan-linked scientist Peter Daszak for over a decade, new report reveals, amid accusations Big Tech has silenced COVID lab leak theory



why is google in the virus business at all
?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 22, 2021 12:42 PM (bTQ72)

So much for 'Don't be evil'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 12:46 PM (oHd/0)

308 ( Off to read Ace's last little comment)... BRB..

Posted by: kraken at June 22, 2021 12:46 PM (6Je/Q)

309 FenelonSpoke, bringing respect and civility to the HQ.
Thank you.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:46 PM (jg5Rp)

310

Taint toupees


merkin?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 22, 2021 12:47 PM (bTQ72)

311 As a thin as a rail, no muscles, feminine looking 5 ft tall "man" with a frankenpenis is Elliot going to be attractive to anyone that isn't a pedophile?

I think she was mostly attractive to pedophiles before the hack job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

312 My neighbor STILL has his Latinos for Trump election yard sigh posted.

Its why they call it "White Supremacy". That's as big a lie as "Anti Fascism". Trump was the first to sell Nationalist Populism - and the movement is by and large color blind.

The Ruling Class both hates and fears the proletariat. They are truly banking everything on keeping us divided by color. Among the working class - I don't think its working.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 22, 2021 12:47 PM (9LYIb)

313 233 Colorado Alex,
A) Most of the formal GOP party organization are a collection of grifters that exist to take donor money and put it in their pocket.
B) Most GOP Senators and key Rep. chairmen/ranking minority members are on the take from corporations/wealthy donors through their non profits, relatives, and related campaign donations.
C) Conservatism as an ideological movement is essentially 'dead' in that there is not a clear definition of core principles and agreed upon policies to implement those principles. All you have to do is look at GOP appointees to the courts or how the Republicans in Congress behaved during Trump's first two years for that.

Posted by: whig at June 22, 2021 12:47 PM (pO7gM)

314 I once had a female boss with colored yellow-blond hair but had black Groucho Marx bushy eyebrows

You worked for Frida Khalo?

Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 12:47 PM (u+Y3T)

315 I think God was having a laugh when he named the most famous carnival barking con man in modern times "Marx".

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:47 PM (Xy8o7)

316 shes: smart as a whip tough as nails and hotter than a firecracker
definite wife material

Posted by: sound awake at June 22, 2021 12:48 PM (aNx50)

317 G'rump928(c) @ 238- Navy uniforms 22 years will take the hair off your legs, but tag on some chemo and endochrine snarls and you can get bald all over except parts of you head.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2021 12:48 PM (0OP+5)

318 Black female mayors and police chiefs come to mind. I'm sure many are capable and qualified, but not all of them.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (qe5CM)


That makes one of us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 12:48 PM (YqDXo)

319 That girl is someone's daughter and she wss obviously raised right.

I used to be like this. Son, they're all somebody's daughter. Whether she was raised right or not is anybody's guess, anyone can talk like that if they think it will give them an angle. Just remember a pretty face doesn't mean a pretty heart, and be careful. Trust me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

320 238 Apropos of nothing, I have bare spots on my legs where wearing trousers for decades rubbed the hair off. Since I retired and started wearing shorts pretty much exclusively, I expected my leg hairs to grow back in those areas but no, they still look like a bad EpiLady job.

I despair.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (yQpMk)

Wearing sox for 40 something year. No hair from about 6 inches above ankles down.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:49 PM (yrol0)

321 223 Ace that was a little rough. Justine rates a far more gentlemanly remark.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 22, 2021 12:34 PM (ya9BE)

How about "I'd watch her do a hot tub stream on twitch?"

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2021 12:49 PM (G2zl5)

322 Meanwhile, British clothing chain Marks Spencer has announced new lingerie inspired by - wait for it - George Floyd. https://bit.ly/3vOVCqC
Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 12:41 PM (u+Y3T)

---------
It's all latex and pleather.

You know.

It doesn't breathe.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 22, 2021 12:49 PM (kZVsz)

323 I think she was mostly attractive to pedophiles before the hack job.
When I saw you had the body of a 15 year old girl Mrs Page you had my interest, but now, with the body of a 12 year old boy Mr Page, well, you have my full attention.

Posted by: Some Hollywood Producer at June 22, 2021 12:49 PM (DpkTQ)

324 Chia legs

Posted by: Muldoon at June 22, 2021 12:49 PM (Fc5rx)

325 303 You know what Ace?

He used to call out vulgarity.
Maybe he's gone through the change of life.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:49 PM (jg5Rp)

326 How about "I'd watch her do a hot tub stream on twitch?"
Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2021 12:49 PM (G2zl5)

-----------

I'd smash her subscribe button.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 22, 2021 12:49 PM (kZVsz)

327 Outspoken cocksucker and D-list hollywod celery and current twitter Iman, george takei, issues fatwa to his "fans." "Orders" them to get "fully vaccinated" otherwise theyre not his "fans."
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at June 22, 2021 12:46 PM (9OWV6)


Both of them hustled out to get vaccinated pronto.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 12:50 PM (YqDXo)

328 I'm not a Trump superfan, but I have to say I never really saw minorities actually look enthusiastic about conservatism pre-Trump. It always looked very "astro turf" to me when say a Bushie would roll out a black supporter.

It's still obviously very small, but it does feel real to me.

The GOP might be swapping upper class suburban Karens for Blacks and Latinos.
Posted by: Blago at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (PwNLq)

Trump was popular with black guys long before he ran for President. Billionaire player who had no filter.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 22, 2021 12:50 PM (2DOZq)

329 I would crawl through broken glass being pulled back by a team of Clydesdales to
ehh, NM

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 22, 2021 12:50 PM (buTO7)

330 302 Maybe the George Floyd lingerie line will include a maternity nightie with a target on the belly?
---------------
So do you knee the chick's shoulder as foreplay?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:50 PM (/MaDp)

331 I could go for unicorns based on water horses (rhinoceros unicornus) from India as an alternative.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 22, 2021 12:50 PM (joJfO)

332 We always get the smartest and prettiest chicks. Well done, lady.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 12:51 PM (KnJdm)

333 but I guess Ben Shapiro is Baby's First "Conservatism"

Pretty much, yeah. Like Glenn Beck? I think it was. Very good at super introductory Conservatism 101.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:51 PM (KZzsI)

334 312 East of Omaha,
The middle and working class have the least insulation from evil and stupid policies implemented by government. Much of the upper class and truly wealthy as well as the welfare class have insulation--much of the upper class is shielded from direct effects due to government jobs, cartelized corporation jobs, and inherited/earned wealth. The poor have government largesse for now.

Posted by: whig at June 22, 2021 12:51 PM (pO7gM)

335 You worked for Frida Khalo?


Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 12:47 PM (u+Y3T)

+++Worse. Much, much worse.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 22, 2021 12:51 PM (pmLp6)

336 310 Taint toupees

merkin?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 22, 2021 12:47 PM (bTQ72)
-------------------

Angela Merkin?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 12:51 PM (jg5Rp)

337 I've had good looking women tell me how frustrating it is to them that men only notice their beauty.


I wonder how they'd like to be in the pug ugly category and never be noticed. Period.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 12:51 PM (ohWrE)

338 I read that in my head in a thick Joisey accent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 22, 2021 12:51 PM (z4k8L)

339 Posted by: Sock Monkey * morons are one thing, real morons are pathetic at June 22, 2021 12:45 PM (szM6s)

I'm not following you. All women are someone's daughter. What does being raised right have to do with it? If they werre raised wrong, they're slags and should be treated as such?

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:51 PM (Xy8o7)

340 Wearing sox for 40 something year. No hair from about 6 inches above ankles down.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:49 PM (yrol0)
======

It doesn't anything close to 40 years...

People see it and comment on it like I have cancer or something.

"Yeah, it's from dressing properly. You should try it."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 22, 2021 12:52 PM (IytoW)

341 The GOP might be swapping upper class suburban Karens for Blacks and Latinos.

Posted by: Blago at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (PwNLq)

nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Quint at June 22, 2021 12:52 PM (gJfTA)

342 Trump was popular with black guys long before he ran for President. Billionaire player who had no filter.

Yeah, thus all the rap songs comparing themselves to Donald Trump. He was their acme, the dude has a solid gold tower in Downtown Manhattan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:52 PM (KZzsI)

343 She's cute because she's young. She'll stay cute if she takes care of herself and because she's not going to be twisted by hate, and that shows on the face. Her voice is sort of irritating. Is it a New Jersey accent? With experience she'll learn to speak slower and with a greater sense of confidence in her delivery. The eyebrows are a current fashion.

Posted by: Synova at June 22, 2021 12:52 PM (BD/yx)

344 I've had good looking women tell me how frustrating it is to them that men only notice their beauty.

And for the record that isn't quite right. I notice when a good looking woman is funny or smart too. The good looking part though is...distracting. . . .
Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2021


***
Same here. All of my major relationships have been with women who were smart as well as cute-to-hot. Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 wasn't only a Bailey Q. lookalike, she was funny (she could have done standup comedy) and smart too. Of course the worker on the assembly line that day at the girl factory forgot to install the Conscience Module or to delete the Sociopath Package, one or the other. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:52 PM (/XOcP)

345 "Navy uniforms 22 years will take the hair off your legs"

Meh they are already there. The Equator Crossing ceremony was really faggoty, so I opted out. Not interested in having sailors pour maple syrup down my ass crack. Thanks but nah.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:52 PM (83lwH)

346 Rick223 Johnson is right!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 22, 2021 12:52 PM (z4k8L)

347 I like big character and I can not lie

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 12:53 PM (psJgU)

348 I bet Trump is in more rap songs than any president.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:53 PM (Xy8o7)

349 The GOP might be swapping upper class suburban Karens for Blacks and Latinos.

Posted by: Blago at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (PwNLq)


Which is why the tranny olympians is such a no-fucks-given issue here. Let them see their daughters displaced by mentally-ill men.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 12:53 PM (KnJdm)

350 I'm not dis'ing her because of her voice. I sound like a chipmunk.

Posted by: Synova at June 22, 2021 12:53 PM (BD/yx)

351 Mythinformed MKE
@MythinformedMKE
A University of Oklahoma instructor suggests adhering to Standard American English is racist and rewards a "white upper class way of speaking and writing".

Suggesting that black students cannot use Standard American English is racist. #CriticalRaceTheory

-
Wazzup, dawg? Do ya feel me?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 22, 2021 12:53 PM (d9FiS)

352 Not interested in having sailors pour maple syrup down my ass crack. Thanks but nah.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:52 PM (83lwH)

Another maple syrup hater.

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 12:54 PM (KnJdm)

353 274 Meanwhile, British clothing chain Marks Spencer has announced new lingerie inspired by - wait for it - George Floyd. https://bit.ly/3vOVCqC
---
Further proof that people who work in marketing are selected more for brazenness/chutzpah than brains. There is no need to shoehorn St. George into a simple announcement of new lingerie colors.

Omni-Pride Month is glitching a lot of corporate drones' firmware

Posted by: Swamposphere at June 22, 2021 12:54 PM (KvssO)

354 Outspoken cocksucker and D-list hollywod celery and current twitter Iman, george takei, issues fatwa to his "fans." "Orders" them to get "fully vaccinated" otherwise theyre not his "fans."
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at June 22, 2021 12:46 PM (9OWV6)


If I were on social media, I'd tell that little snot that I take "orders" only from Captain James T Kirk.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 12:54 PM (2JVJo)

355 "Report: Biden's Tax Proposal Could Raise Rates On Over 60% Of Americans"

That would be 100% of Americans that actually pay taxes.

Posted by: Ripley at June 22, 2021 12:54 PM (PTDkx)

356 Only ugly, insipid women bitch about other women being called pretty or attractive. Unattractive women can be beautiful when they are kind and engaging. But nasty horrible feminists are unattractive to any normal man.

They are just jelly and want to be important. Which they never will be, by the way.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 22, 2021 12:54 PM (haWye)

357 Complaining people only notice you because of your looks is foolish. That's like a mountain vista being upset that people only notice the stunning natural beauty instead of the mineral resources. Don't be an ass, beauty attracts attention and admiration, nobody can see how smart or witty or charming or sweet you are at a glance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

358 I'd hit that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM

Like the fist of an angry god.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM (m+jkK)

Rightwise born King of England etc.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:06 PM (yQpMk)

late to the party but

like a screen door in a hurricane...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 22, 2021 12:55 PM (8D42x)

359 Meh they are already there. The Equator Crossing ceremony was really faggoty, so I opted out. Not interested in having sailors pour maple syrup down my ass crack. Thanks but nah.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:52 PM (83lwH)

No melted butter? That's barbaric.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 22, 2021 12:55 PM (Y5qcH)

360 Whig,

None of that contradicts my point: the grifters hollowed out the GOP brand, and Trump created a competing conservative brand that had coherence, but just as importantly had some semblence of life and vitality. That's why he threatened their rice bowls: people will flock to the side which they think is having fun, and will win. The Northeastern WASP GOP with severe dignity, "competence", and compromising with the left, lost out to shitposting dank memes, bikinis and boat rallies, and guerilla-style sign campaigns.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 22, 2021 12:55 PM (jOcSX)

361 shes: smart as a whip tough as nails and hotter than a firecracker
definite wife material
Posted by: sound awake at June 22, 2021


***
"She was --
Hotter than a two-dollar pistol -- she was the fastest thing around --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:55 PM (/XOcP)

362 337 I've had good looking women tell me how frustrating it is to them that men only notice their beauty.

I wonder how they'd like to be in the pug ugly category and never be noticed. Period.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 12:51 PM

I wonder how many of them emphasize their beauty and never ever let a man get close enough to notice anything else.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2021 12:55 PM (G2zl5)

363 318-
That makes one of us.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 12:48 PM

Just added that last bit for the censors.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 22, 2021 12:55 PM (qe5CM)

364 ...like Ike Turner when his dinner was late.

(ducks)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 22, 2021 12:55 PM (Bmy3R)

365 george takei, issues fatwa to his "fans." "Orders" them to get "fully vaccinated" otherwise theyre not his "fans."

He has fans still? Little queer kind of disappeared when the Milo dustup happened when his exact same quotes were brought to light and everyone knew he was a disgusting pedo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:56 PM (KZzsI)

366 238 Grump928, I would recommend being checked out by a doctor. Loss of hair on legs can be a symptom for poor peripheral circulation among other things.

Old time docs used to use fingernail condition and body hair as indicators of health. Bad health affects both.

Posted by: whig at June 22, 2021 12:56 PM (pO7gM)

367 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 22, 2021 12:53 PM (d9FiS)

Sup tho.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 22, 2021 12:56 PM (527JS)

368 If I were on social media, I'd tell that little snot that I take "orders" only from Captain James T Kirk.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 12:54 PM (2JVJo)

*golf clap*

Posted by: flounder at June 22, 2021 12:56 PM (KnJdm)

369 Standard American English is racist and rewards a "white upper class way of speaking and writing".

Suggesting that black students cannot use Standard American English is racist.


What was that quote Bia Den said about Obola speaking?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 12:57 PM (ohWrE)

370 I'd hit that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 12:03 PM

Like the fist of an angry god.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 12:05 PM


***

I'd hit that so hard there'd be a new tsunami in Japan. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 12:57 PM (/XOcP)

371 She's cute because she's young. She'll stay cute if she takes care of herself and because she's not going to be twisted by hate, and that shows on the face

And if she can resist the temptation to try to look young cute forever and mangle her face with surgery.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

372 Just added that last bit for the censors.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 22, 2021 12:55 PM (qe5CM)


Yeah, I figured!

Just remember, when we're in the camps, I called "top bunk" a long time ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 22, 2021 12:57 PM (YqDXo)

373 The Northeastern WASP GOP with severe dignity, "competence", and compromising with the left, lost out to shitposting dank memes, bikinis and boat rallies, and guerilla-style sign campaigns.

Only the GOP would embrace a political philosophy that was resoundingly ran out of an entire region and attempt to take it national.

Posted by: East of Omaha at June 22, 2021 12:58 PM (9LYIb)

374 Old time docs used to use fingernail condition and body hair as indicators of health. Bad health affects both.

Fingernails are a good and easy tell for bad nutrition and chemical imbalance. Heed your nails, boys

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

375 All the women bitching about people noticing they are attractive can fix that shit p.d.q. Stop bathing, shaving, and gain 100 pounds and be appreciated for you intellect. Yeah, is that stupid or what?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2021 12:58 PM (o2MD2)

376 Clean bright and articulate. I believe they said Obama was the first clean bright and articulate black guy. And got away with it!

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:58 PM (Xy8o7)

377 I call top spot on the mass grave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 22, 2021 12:58 PM (z4k8L)

378 And for no other reason than I was just thinking I wish I could watch The Broadway Melody rather than have to go to work, here's early sound star Bessie Love:

https://tinyurl.com/2dtjpxwc

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 12:59 PM (2JVJo)

379 I wonder how they'd like to be in the pug ugly category and never be noticed. Period.
And...this they don't get in my experience.
They get attention from men they don't want...and don't realize there will come a time when they get NO attention from any men and will hate that more - cue Jessica Valenti here.

And if you explain this latter part is what life is like for men well...its in one ear and out - because they compare Joe Average* to Leo DiCaprio and don't get that the latter isn't normal.
*Not Average Joe - he sips penis by choice.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2021 12:59 PM (DpkTQ)

380 The irony here is that no one ever misses New Jersey.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:59 PM (Xy8o7)

381 Toldja Winchester white box was shit.

Winchester, LLC is recalling the following lots of 9mm Luger 115 grain Full Metal Jacket and 115 grain Jacketed Hollow Point pistol ammunition

https://bit.ly/3qgzGDq

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 12:59 PM (YYlyE)

382 "I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with Donald Trump. Y'all meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months" - Ludacris

Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2021 01:00 PM (u+Y3T)

383 Winchester, LLC is recalling the following lots of 9mm Luger 115 grain Full Metal Jacket and 115 grain Jacketed Hollow Point pistol ammunition

https://bit.ly/3qgzGDq
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 12:59 PM (YYlyE)



Oh, hell. I think we have some of that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2021 01:00 PM (Ez6QX)

384 Of course the worker on the assembly line that day at the girl factory forgot to install the Conscience Module or to delete the Sociopath Package, one or the other. . . .
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I have a sixth sense about those chicks. Good for an evening or two but definitely abandonable.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 01:00 PM (/MaDp)

385 Stop bathing, shaving, and gain 100 pounds and be appreciated for you intellect.

Yeah if it really bothered them so much, they would spend the 4 hours a day they spend on workouts and makeup and hair and grooming to read books instead. You're taking a big chunk of your life to look good, and you're mad people notice??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

386 Toldja Winchester white box was shit.

Winchester, LLC is recalling the following lots of 9mm Luger 115 grain Full Metal Jacket and 115 grain Jacketed Hollow Point pistol ammunition

https://bit.ly/3qgzGDq
Posted by: bonhomme


It was because it was 9mm.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 01:00 PM (ohWrE)

387 I'm not following you. All women are someone's daughter. What does being raised right have to do with it? If they werre raised wrong, they're slags and should be treated as such?
Posted by: ... a

Maby read it a little more carefully. Ace commends her for speaking out courageously and then ends it with a crude comment. I've made crude comments in anger here but I draw the line at letting my dick swing and acting like I'm still figuring out my hormones. You're righ. Every woman is someone's daughter and I treat them that way until they display a reason not to. You want to play the hasty generalization game go ahead. I stand by what my nic says.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * morons are one thing, real morons are pathetic at June 22, 2021 01:01 PM (szM6s)

388 Which is why the tranny olympians is such a no-fucks-given issue here. Let them see their daughters displaced by mentally-ill men.
Posted by: flounder
____

I feel the same way, also with creeper men in the changing rooms and rest rooms.

Hey, we tried to protect you, but you called us bigots. Enjoy getting raped at the Target.

Posted by: Blago at June 22, 2021 01:01 PM (SqlHd)

389 380 The irony here is that no one ever misses New Jersey.
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This is very true.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 01:01 PM (/MaDp)

390 "That is one ugly bitch." -- Megan Rappin' Hoe

Posted by: ShainS at June 22, 2021 01:01 PM (QBv/U)

391 I've had good looking women tell me how frustrating it is to them that men only notice their beauty.


That's as believable as when good-looking women claim they can't get a date because men are "intimidated" by their beauty.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2021 01:02 PM (mR6Gs)

392 Of course the worker on the assembly line that day at the girl factory forgot to install the Conscience Module or to delete the Sociopath Package, one or the other

I have a theory that like Hero Games, we're all built with a set number of points. You spend a lot on appearance, well you don't have as many points for "sane" or "smart". You spend a lot of points on great health, you don't have as many points for longevity. Its a tradeoff, somewhere, always.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

393 Grump928, I would recommend being checked out by a doctor. Loss of hair on legs can be a symptom for poor peripheral circulation among other things.



It is on the specific spots where pants rub; knee caps, outside of the calf etc. My thighs remain suitably furred.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 01:03 PM (emxxF)

394 Winchester white box is shit, I had some 223 rounds, only time I've ever see a firing pin hit a primer with a perfect dent and the round wouldn't go off.

Happened several times, but never with any other brand.

I honestly never remember having a dud round in my life, even shooting older ammo from like the 1960's.

Posted by: Blago at June 22, 2021 01:03 PM (SqlHd)

395 Top post at WZ right now is another shining example of stupid people with stupid thoughts who would go unnoticed by the world but for Twitter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2021 01:03 PM (psJgU)

396 360 Colorado Alex, Everytime some GOPe figurehead popped up as NT, like Christine Whitman, it was because they were getting sweet cash for it (see her green grifting for example). Other NT'ers like Kellyanne Conway's useless spouse wanted govt jobs or were frustrated Bushies seeking to extend their grifting when Jeb did not win. Jeb was the one supposed to challenge Hillary.

The principled NT'ers during 2016 saw that Trump was actually being rather conservative and dropped their opposition.

The whole objectionable Trump persona thing was simply an excuse for most of the GOPe political types because they really have no principles about smears, leaks, nasty comments, fake investigations, etc. as long as they are the ones dealing them out.

Posted by: whig at June 22, 2021 01:03 PM (pO7gM)

397 The irony here is that no one ever misses New Jersey.

Because it's a one party state these days.

NJ used to be a nice state, very pretty in spots with decent people.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2021 01:03 PM (mR6Gs)

398 Not interested in having sailors pour maple syrup down my ass crack. Thanks but nah.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:52 PM (83lwH)

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YEW HAVEN'T WIVVED!

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 22, 2021 01:03 PM (kZVsz)

399 That's as believable as when good-looking women claim they can't get a date because men are "intimidated" by their beauty.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2021 01:02 PM (mR6Gs)



Whatever happened to Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 01:04 PM (emxxF)

400 I feel the same way, also with creeper men in the changing rooms and rest rooms.

Hey, we tried to protect you, but you called us bigots. Enjoy getting raped at the Target.
Posted by: Blago


It wasn't a buncha guys sitting around Buffalo Wild Wings and joking about letting Joe put on a dress and play women's soccer. We TRIED to tell them. But nooooooooooo...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 01:04 PM (ohWrE)

401 That's as believable as when good-looking women claim they can't get a date because men are "intimidated" by their beauty.

This one I'll buy. Most men don't like being shot down in flames, so they tend not to overreach. Asking super hotty out means a 99.999% chance of her laughing in your face, or being told she has a boyfriend and showing off a ring with a rock on it the size of your eyeball.

So they don't try. So she sits there and guys avoid her for more likely game.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

402 > Winchester white box is shit, I had some 223 rounds, only time I've ever see a firing pin hit a primer with a perfect dent and the round wouldn't go off.

I am of the opinion that WWB is only a half step above Tula and Bear.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 01:05 PM (YYlyE)

403 Sorry, toots. Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Many of my clients have married wimmin that i could just never find atteactive. What i think matters not one whit. MPPPP says he is not atrtracted to blondes. The spark of attraction varies wildly among us.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 22, 2021 01:05 PM (n/szn)

404
Did you see the new Reese's peanut butter cup tv ad with strange fag marriage undertones?

Instead of chocolate, the outer part is their fake peanut butter, much like their fake peanut butter inner part.

They go something like "some things are weird enough to want to marry each other," which seems like an obvious reference to "same sex" fake marriage.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 01:05 PM (t6DA7)

405 Of course the worker on the assembly line that day at the girl factory forgot to install the Conscience Module or to delete the Sociopath Package, one or the other. . . .
--------------------
I have a sixth sense about those chicks. Good for an evening or two but definitely abandonable.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021


***

Not many straight men at the age I was then (20s) would have that sixth sense, or would heed it if they did.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 22, 2021 01:05 PM (/XOcP)

406 Apropos of nothing, I have bare spots on my legs where wearing trousers for decades rubbed the hair off. Since I retired and started wearing shorts pretty much exclusively, I expected my leg hairs to grow back in those areas but no, they still look like a bad EpiLady job.

I despair.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 12:37 PM (yQpMk)

Wearing sox for 40 something year. No hair from about 6 inches above ankles down.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:49 PM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 22, 2021 01:06 PM (m+jkK)

407 Why does California have 1.8 million more registered voters than eligible citizens and why did this overage rise 72 percent in the 2020 election cycle?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 01:06 PM (yrol0)

408 I honestly never remember having a dud round in my life, even shooting older ammo from like the 1960's.
Posted by: Blago at June 22, 2021 01:03 PM (SqlHd)


I have. I've had dead primers in my reloads. Also Remington .22 is just about the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 22, 2021 01:06 PM (o2MD2)

409 The whole objectionable Trump persona thing was simply an excuse for most of the GOPe political types because they really have no principles about smears, leaks, nasty comments, fake investigations, etc. as long as they are the ones dealing them out.
Posted by: whig at June 22, 2021 01:03 PM (pO7gM)

Spot on.

Trump's "objectionable" personality traits are nothing compared to the low-down, dirty-dealing, back-stabbing scuz merchants among the NT crowd.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 22, 2021 01:06 PM (mR6Gs)

410 Ah, found the Classic

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 22, 2021 01:07 PM (emxxF)

411 Blago,
John Farnam noted firearms trainer (Defense Training Intl) mentioned several months ago after a national firearms training event that quite a few trainers had noted Winchester and Remington at the time were having some quality issues.

Winchester just took over from ATK/Federal running the federal Lake City Ammo plant so mgmt might be a tad distracted as well as demand has skyrocketed for ammo.

Posted by: whig at June 22, 2021 01:07 PM (pO7gM)

412 Nood - tuckers

Posted by: 496 at June 22, 2021 01:07 PM (U1eOr)

413 Also Remington .22 is just about the bottom of the barrel.

That is trully depressing given the heritage of the brand. Someone needs to Harley Davidson these American Gun brands, take an overrated brand and make it a fine product. US guns used to be the most cutting edge, amazing on earth. Now they're bottom tier.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 22, 2021 01:07 PM (KZzsI)

414


nood pentagon perverts

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 22, 2021 01:08 PM (t6DA7)

415 > That's as believable as when good-looking women claim they can't get a date because men are "intimidated" by their beauty.

When I was at BYU, the second runner up Miss USA was a student. I knew a couple of people who were friends with her. Apparently she had trouble getting dates because so many guys assumed she was so far out of their league they didn't even try.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2021 01:08 PM (YYlyE)

416 That's as believable as when good-looking women claim they can't get a date because men are "intimidated" by their beauty.

If I saw a beautiful woman, I would admire her, but there is no way in hell I would approach her. I know the 18th century MP John Wilkes said "I can talk past my face in half an hour" as an explanation for why a snaggle-toothed, cross-eyed man could snag such swell Georgian trim, but I'd be shot down faster than a Fokker triplane over a BEF trench.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2021 01:09 PM (2JVJo)

417 376 Clean bright and articulate. I believe they said Obama was the first clean bright and articulate black guy. And got away with it!
Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:58 PM (Xy8o7)-
------

That was Resident in Chief, Joey B.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 01:09 PM (jg5Rp)

418 Wearing sox for 40 something year. No hair from about 6 inches above ankles down.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2021 12:49 PM

*fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Double bump

Posted by: rickb223 at June 22, 2021 01:09 PM (ohWrE)

419 Objections to Trump were all about amnesty. If he had been in favor of it then Bill Kristol would have been praising his straightforward no politician way of speaking.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 22, 2021 01:09 PM (G2zl5)

420 Not interested in having sailors pour maple syrup down my ass crack. Thanks but nah.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 22, 2021 12:52 PM (83lwH)

/shakes head sadly...

Yeah... the NEW Navy...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 01:10 PM (oHd/0)

421 Why does California have 1.8 million more registered voters than eligible citizens and why did this overage rise 72 percent in the 2020 election cycle?
Posted by: rhennigantx

It's a Biden miracle!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 22, 2021 01:10 PM (d9FiS)

422 417 376 Clean bright and articulate. I believe they said Obama was the first clean bright and articulate black guy. And got away with it!
Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 12:58 PM (Xy8o7)-

That was Resident in Chief, Joey B.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2021 01:09 PM (jg5Rp)

Remember when Obama said we needed a New Federal Police agency, with funding like the Pentagon got?

Now... lets see... defund local police, do not enforce laws against rioting, do not enforce many laws... which leads to Chaos... which leads to calls for Federal Intervention.

Connection.... made.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 22, 2021 01:12 PM (oHd/0)

423 409 JoeF.
A typical GOPe stunt was the flyers that the GWB campaign put out about McCain's adopted daughter. A similar issue was an interview with GWB during his father's turn as president where a reporter asked them what they talked about on the golf course and it was as crude as Trump's private Apprentice comment.

Also see the recent report from biographies of the Bush family that the NYT was right in 92 about GHWB having an affair with a certain aide which caused Barbara to fall into a major depression.

Posted by: whig at June 22, 2021 01:12 PM (pO7gM)

424 (* ) ( .)
Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at June 22, 2021 12:44 PM (kZVsz)

These are my wife's, after nursing our second!

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 22, 2021 01:13 PM (vN+oL)

425 405 Of course the worker on the assembly line that day at the girl factory forgot to install the Conscience Module or to delete the Sociopath Package, one or the other. . . .
--------------------
I have a sixth sense about those chicks. Good for an evening or two but definitely abandonable.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021

***

Not many straight men at the age I was then (20s) would have that sixth sense, or would heed it if they did.
-----------------
Wolfus, you married her at 20. What the fuck were you thinking? Little Head does not have a seat on the board of directors at 20.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 22, 2021 01:14 PM (/MaDp)

426 Posted by: Sock Monkey * morons are one thing, real morons are pathetic at June 22, 2021 01:01 PM (szM6s)

I don't know about anyone else but I come here for a respite from the scold crowd.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2021 01:17 PM (Xy8o7)

427
She really needs...a.....

Sugar Daddy!

Posted by: Sapwolf at June 22, 2021 01:33 PM (S4A66)

428 >>>In the hip slang of the kids today, I would " do " her in her " vagina. "

Is this the hip slang of the kids today? I am sorry to hear that.

Posted by: m at June 22, 2021 02:02 PM (6dJKT)

429 Both class and lack of are on display here. Lack of, unfortunately, is in the majority.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 22, 2021 02:18 PM (KATBx)

430 I would let her do me if she chose me.

Posted by: Dwayne at June 22, 2021 04:58 PM (gtu/X)

431 "Legally Blonde 2 " come to life. I'm a big fan.

Posted by: Old fogey at June 22, 2021 09:08 PM (NWnwl)

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