Mid-Morning Art Thread

Annabel Sleeping
Lucian Freud

Posted by: CBD at 09:45 AM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2021 08:45 AM (cF8AT)

2 Annabel has the feet of a 90 year old man.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 08:46 AM (U7wke)

3 Ugly feet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 08:46 AM (U2p+3)

4 Looks like Annabel is in Anti-vaxxer prison.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 24, 2021 08:46 AM (3D/fK)

5 Annabel had a rough night

Posted by: 496 at June 24, 2021 08:46 AM (U1eOr)

6
Surprise Anal in the corner...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 24, 2021 08:46 AM (s2VJv)

7 Damn those are some ugly feet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 24, 2021 08:46 AM (nxdel)

8 Dreaming about having pretty little feet, not these big ugly man feet

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 24, 2021 08:47 AM (uwc6D)

9 Dirty feet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 08:47 AM (LvTSG)

10 Sometimes it's nice to roll over, curl up in a little ball and go back to sleep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 08:47 AM (U2p+3)

11 Easy position for an anal otter attack!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2021 08:47 AM (yrol0)

12 Alternate Title:

"Annabel Has Foot Fungus"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2021 08:47 AM (dWwl8)

13 Annabel's feet haven't seen a washcloth or a pumice stone for that matter in quite some time.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2021 08:47 AM (Rvt88)

14 Oh, no.....

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2021 08:47 AM (V13WU)

15 Lucian Freud

Sigmund's brother?

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2021 08:48 AM (cF8AT)

16 Alternate Title:

"Annabel Farts a Lot When She Sleeps"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2021 08:48 AM (dWwl8)

17 Yawn.

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2021 08:48 AM (IMeDs)

18 How do we know it's Annabel ?

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2021 08:48 AM (V13WU)

19 Creepy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:48 AM (4fSQf)

20 Also known as the "Agony of Da Feet".

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 08:48 AM (UHVv4)

21 ugh, she has man feet

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 24, 2021 08:48 AM (iTXRQ)

22 I gotta wonder why the artist didn't name it "Anabel's Feet"

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:48 AM (arJlL)

23 Ahh, the fetal position. Bet she's drooling on that pillow like a pro.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 08:49 AM (HaL55)

24 Lucian Freud

Sigmund's brother?
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2021 08:48 AM (cF8AT)

Grandson.

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2021 08:49 AM (V13WU)

25 An impasto ass-toe.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 08:49 AM (UHVv4)

26 Is that Monica Lewinsky in her blue dress?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2021 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

27 Annabel is nowhere near Miami.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 08:49 AM (+UWHh)

28 Interesting where everybody's eyes immediately go.

Is she in the "feet-all" position?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 24, 2021 08:49 AM (dfRN6)

29 LOL no wonder women get paranoid about their looks

Honey do these shoes make my feet look tortured?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 08:49 AM (83lwH)

30 Lucian is playing tricks on us, this is not Annabel !

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2021 08:49 AM (V13WU)

31 non descript robed figure insensate after wine stomping grapes....

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 08:49 AM (Lzpvj)

32 "How do we know it's Annabel ?"

You know another woman with feet like that?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 24, 2021 08:50 AM (3D/fK)

33 The feet are the focal point, for sure, and those puppies look overworked, dirty, and tired.

The silver lining is that the inclusion of said puppies makes this art.

Posted by: 496 at June 24, 2021 08:50 AM (U1eOr)

34 Is that Monica Lewinsky in her blue dress?
Posted by: redridinghood

Can't tell without seeing what's in her mouth.

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:50 AM (arJlL)

35 You know another woman with feet like that?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 24, 2021 08:50 AM (3D/fK)

that is exactly my point - this is a male model in a wig

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2021 08:50 AM (V13WU)

36 Honey do these shoes make my feet look tortured?

Cruel Shoes: "I'll take them."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 08:50 AM (HaL55)

37 6
Surprise Anal in the corner...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 24, 2021 08:46 AM (s2VJv)

by Professor Plum in the naproom!

SexClue

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2021 08:50 AM (yrol0)

38 ...a male model with roomy hips

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2021 08:51 AM (V13WU)

39 She has the makings of an expert barefoot waterskier.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 24, 2021 08:51 AM (4I/2K)

40 34 Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:50 AM (arJlL)

"Which mouth? GIGGITY GIGGITY WOO WOO WOO!"

//Billiam from Hot Springs

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 08:51 AM (Lzpvj)

41 And Bel's on her toes.
Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at June 24, 2021 08:51 AM (oj5rr)

42 Alternate Title:

"Annabel the Evil Doll Depressed at 50 Over Her Lack of Evil Accomplishments, Drinks a Lot and Stays in Her Evil Bathrobe All Day Long"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2021 08:51 AM (dWwl8)

43 Annabel must be an Ewok. Look at those feets! Nice ass, though.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 08:51 AM (NQJ5P)

44 LOL no wonder women get paranoid about their looks

Honey do these shoes make my feet look tortured?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

Or..

"Does this robe make my feet stink?"

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:52 AM (arJlL)

45 Honey do these shoes make my feet look tortured?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 08:49 AM (83lwH)

Got those pretty little straps around your ankles
Got those shiny little chains around your heart
You go to have your independence
But you don't know just where to start

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2021 08:52 AM (yrol0)

46 One of my Top 10 Stupid Moments

As a kid I ran around barefoot, and developed these thick padded callouses protecting my feet. One day during my college years I got bored and shaved all hardened skin off.

Why? Dumbass.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 08:52 AM (83lwH)

47 Despite the feet I like it but then again I'm an ass man.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 08:52 AM (UHVv4)

48 She's a poet who don't know it. But her feet sure do: they're long fellows.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 08:52 AM (HaL55)

49 C'mon, man!

Posted by: Quentin Taratino at June 24, 2021 08:52 AM (4I/2K)

50 You know, whoever it is, this person would be an excellent addition to any team in the grape squashing competition.

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2021 08:52 AM (V13WU)

51 I like how the embiggening of the work really brings out the texture of the brush strokes. The strokes enhance the forms and give them a solid-ness.

Posted by: Kris at June 24, 2021 08:52 AM (OyyDO)

52 Lucian Freud almost does the "Ottoman Man".
https://is.gd/Z6aaEr

Wouldn't hang either.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 24, 2021 08:53 AM (W6m3L)

53 Well if the woman up there is Mrs. Bates, who's that woman buried out in Greenlawn Cemetary?

Posted by: 496 at June 24, 2021 08:53 AM (U1eOr)

54 That's not Annabel! She's an impasto!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 08:53 AM (UHVv4)

55 This strikes me as sort of a thematic opposite to Wyeth's "Day Dream:"
https://is.gd/kAVhaF (warning: do not post on old threads)

In that one, it is a dream-like depiction of a nude sleeping woman, idealized and idyllic perfection drawn from the front.

This one is a more-realistic depiction of a sleeping woman, from behind, with great detail but little description. Only the feet are exposed. The environment is not some ideal - just a narrow bed with a pile of laundry on the floor behind it. It is the opposite of idealized idyll.

It makes for a neat juxtaposition (in my mind, anyway - but I'm just a Moron so don't read too much into it).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 08:54 AM (Jsjd7)

56 @andycanuck, exactly !

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2021 08:54 AM (V13WU)

57 Got those pretty little straps around your ankles
Got those shiny little chains around your heart
You go to have your independence
But you don't know just where to start
Posted by: rhennigantx

Or when not to shart.

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 08:54 AM (arJlL)

58 The strokes enhance the forms and give them a solid-ness.
Posted by: Kris at June 24, 2021 08:52 AM (OyyDO)

A good solid stroking enhances many things.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2021 08:54 AM (yrol0)

59 I wonder if feet were normally that punished before good footwear was invented-

-ooops, google says this was painted in 1987

So much for my theory

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 08:54 AM (83lwH)

60 Annabel built up some strong hunches by walking through mud.

Posted by: fluffy at June 24, 2021 08:54 AM (UnQlg)

61 The artist died in 2011.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 08:54 AM (UHVv4)

62 Big damn feet.

Posted by: Billy Fish at June 24, 2021 08:55 AM (4I/2K)

63 Honey do these shoes make my feet look tortured?

*posts pictures of ballerina feet*

Posted by: Kris at June 24, 2021 08:55 AM (OyyDO)

64 Obligatory - The Beatles' Your Feets Too Big - https://youtu.be/u2d-qTZSdSI

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 08:55 AM (HaL55)

65 2 Annabel has the feet of a 90 year old man.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

*****

Anabel's Arch Enemy - a limerick

Anabel's asleep on the sheet
Her humiliation utterly complete
Disfigured and lame
She cowers in shame
And suffers de agony of de feet!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 08:55 AM (Fc5rx)

66 So. . .clothed, female version of Guy on Ottoman?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 08:55 AM (2JVJo)

67 Haunches, not hunches.

Was that me or was it autocucumber?

Posted by: fluffy at June 24, 2021 08:55 AM (UnQlg)

68
This is why wearing shoes is a good idea.

Maybe this is the reason previous generations didn't live as long. The decay started in their feet and worked its way up.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 24, 2021 08:55 AM (2iDSr)

69 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

70 60 Annabel built up some strong hunches by walking through mud.
Posted by: fluffy at June 24, 2021 08:54 AM (UnQlg)

1 such hunch was that living on the edge of a swamp was a bad real estate move.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2021 08:55 AM (yrol0)

71 Plot twist - Annabel was born Jim 'Big Foot' Jenkins.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:56 AM (4fSQf)

72 I always tickle a woman with a counterfeit $100. bill to awaken her.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 24, 2021 08:56 AM (eZwXS)

73 Looks more like "In the fetal position after the latest beating."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

74 Congrats to CBD! He managed to find the least objectionable Freud painting in existence. For once, the scene isn't so nasty and the viewer can look at the brush stroke technique and color schemes he used to achieve his effects.

I still don't care for his work but at least this one lets me pay attention to the piece without being distracted by questions about Freud's taste or mental status.

Posted by: JTB at June 24, 2021 08:56 AM (7EjX1)

75 It is possible he is breaking all the basics, the fundamentals, and wants it to be the reverse of Olympia or Venus paintings of the past.

Posted by: runner at June 24, 2021 08:56 AM (V13WU)

76 61 The artist died in 2011.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 08:54 AM (UHVv4)
-
Stroke, right?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at June 24, 2021 08:56 AM (oj5rr)

77 My #61 Wasn't a reply to #59 -- somewhat horde mind.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 08:56 AM (UHVv4)

78 This picture is an advertisement for foot binding.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 08:56 AM (NQJ5P)

79 FEET!

Posted by: Rex Ryan at June 24, 2021 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

80 This is a job for O'Keefe's Working Feet.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

81 Imagine in Hunter Biden had painted this.

Perspective changes a bit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 08:57 AM (4fSQf)

82 Annabel the Hobbit.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 24, 2021 08:57 AM (haWye)

83 I like how the embiggening of the work really brings out the texture of the brush strokes. The strokes enhance the forms and give them a solid-ness.
Posted by: Kris

He does show a really good eye for strokes.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 24, 2021 08:57 AM (W6m3L)

84 "Cruel Shoes: "I'll take them."

I'm amused when the feminist lecturing me about Teh Patriarchy wear high heels to elongate her calves and arch her ass out for my male gaze. Industrious!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 08:57 AM (83lwH)

85 Annabell sleeping or alternately ass in blue with dirty feet. Would not hang.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 24, 2021 08:57 AM (eJn7u)

86 When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd.

Except dem feet

Posted by: 496 at June 24, 2021 08:57 AM (U1eOr)

87 When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd.

Except dem feet
Posted by: 496 at June 24, 2021 08:57 AM (U1eOr)
++++
Oh, I dunno. They work for me.

Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at June 24, 2021 08:58 AM (Jsjd7)

88 I sincerely hope this isn't Annabel from several years later.

http://www.theartblog.org/wp-content/
uploaded/LucienFreud.jpg

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 08:58 AM (UHVv4)

89 I can't even.

Posted by: Dick Morris at June 24, 2021 08:58 AM (4I/2K)

90 The artist died in 2011.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 08:54 AM (UHVv4)

Annabel saw how he had painted her feet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 08:59 AM (U7wke)

91 That's kind of creepy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 08:59 AM (csEWM)

92 89 I can't even.
Posted by: Dick Morris at June 24, 2021 08:58 AM (4I/2K)
-
That's odd.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at June 24, 2021 08:59 AM (oj5rr)

93
1 such hunch was that living on the edge of a swamp was a bad real estate move.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2021 08:55 AM (yrol0)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/n7GyLr7Cz2g

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

94 Let he who is without dirty, smelly, calloused feet with bunions, hammertoes, ingrown toenails, plantar warts, and fallen arches cast the first stone.

Posted by: 496 at June 24, 2021 09:01 AM (U1eOr)

95 Annabelle is taking a nap after a hard day stomping grapes.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2021 09:01 AM (H0hIr)

96 I like how the embiggening of the work really brings out the texture of the brush strokes. The strokes enhance the forms and give them a solid-ness.
Posted by: Kris

When embiggening, her feet are even UGLIER !
And her left foot looks like she's got a heel growing out of the middle of it.

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 09:01 AM (arJlL)

97 I am NOT an art person, and gourmet coffee is wasted on these taste buds but... everything else in the painting appears to be background, he wanted the feet to draw all the attention. Why?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:01 AM (83lwH)

98 At least he liked sleeping dogs too...
https://tinyurl.com/2f2tx32r

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 09:01 AM (UHVv4)

99 put those feet
under the sheet

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 24, 2021 09:02 AM (sJHOI)

100 Obligatory - The Beatles' Your Feets Too Big - https://youtu.be/u2d-qTZSdSI
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 08:55 AM (HaL55)

Stop stealing my tunes, you limey mop heads!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in1eK3x1PBI

Posted by: Fats Waller at June 24, 2021 09:02 AM (dWwl8)

101 he wanted the feet to draw all the attention. Why?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:01 AM (83lwH)
-
Sole searching?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at June 24, 2021 09:02 AM (oj5rr)

102 So, nukes, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 09:02 AM (LvTSG)

103 Little girl with giant feet

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 24, 2021 09:02 AM (6Pqz7)

104 99 put those feet
under the sheet
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 24, 2021 09:02 AM (sJHOI)

Tout de suite!

Posted by: 496 at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (U1eOr)

105 "I always tickle a woman with a counterfeit $100. bill to awaken her."

Tease!

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (83lwH)

106 Annabel has crusty feet.

Posted by: Guzalot at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (prSvo)

107 Perhaps we are supposed to think about the journey.
Instead of always focusing on the destination.

Hence, the feet

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (U2p+3)

108 98 At least he liked sleeping dogs too...
https://tinyurl.com/2f2tx32r
Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 09:01 AM (UHVv4)

Whippet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (csEWM)

109 Annabel got ugly feet.

Posted by: From that time at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (4780s)

110 97 I am NOT an art person, and gourmet coffee is wasted on these taste buds but... everything else in the painting appears to be background, he wanted the feet to draw all the attention. Why?
--------------
Foot Fetish. True Romance.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (NQJ5P)

111 Put your socks back on baby.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (eZwXS)

112 Alternate title: After reading the Morning Report

Posted by: Novadog at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (oqSjl)

113 Aw hell no.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (4I/2K)

114 That Reminds Me - aa limerick

When I gaze at this pic of Aanabel
I stop and have to wonder, "What the hell?"
'Cause it turns out all along
I've been doing something wrong:
'Cause my nose it runs... And my feet smell.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 09:04 AM (Fc5rx)

115 Whippet??
Whippet good! You must Whippet!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 09:04 AM (UHVv4)

116 I like how the embiggening of the work really brings out the texture of the brush strokes. The strokes enhance the forms and give them a solid-ness.
Posted by: Kris

Lot of paint piled up on that canvas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2021 09:04 AM (csEWM)

117 Annabel got ugly feet.
Posted by: From that time

Ya think ?

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 09:04 AM (arJlL)

118 Little Annabel looks like a champion grape-crusher.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 09:04 AM (9Fwwf)

119 Put your socks back on baby.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (eZwXS)

Lose the dress.

Keep the shoes.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

120 I found Nurse Ratched's new piece:
https://tinyurl.com/e69vc6

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2021 09:05 AM (7Fj9P)

121 That's not Annabel, that's Sly Stallone undercover in a dress.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 24, 2021 09:05 AM (QU5/8)

122 106 Annabel has crusty feet.
Posted by: Guzalot at June 24, 2021 09:03 AM (prSvo)
-
But of course. She's toested.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at June 24, 2021 09:05 AM (oj5rr)

123 "So, nukes, huh?"

He didn't actually said he would use nukes on civilians, but did he imply it by saying we would need nukes because he has them? I'm not arguing, I'm trying to sharpen my talking points but I'm not seeing it how others are. Lil help?

Also, Russia still has all their Soviet Nukes still pointed at us right? Asking for a turkish friend.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:06 AM (83lwH)

124 Perhaps we are supposed to think about the journey.
Instead of always focusing on the destination.

Hence, the feet
Posted by: nurse ratched

After viewing , them, no one will go anywhere !

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 09:06 AM (arJlL)

125 That's not Annabel, that's Sly Stallone undercover in a dress.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 24, 2021 09:05 AM (QU5/

To Wong Foo

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

126 To bring you the finest in toe jam, we go directly to the jammed toes themselves.

Posted by: 496 at June 24, 2021 09:07 AM (U1eOr)

127 Perhaps we are supposed to think about the journey.
Instead of always focusing on the destination.

Hence, the feet
Posted by: nurse ratched

BUILD THE WALL!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

128 She looks like she has a stomachache.

Posted by: Cybernetic at June 24, 2021 09:07 AM (xawZJ)

129 Foot Fetish. True Romance.

At least that's one fetish I don't have.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 09:07 AM (2JVJo)

130 "That's not Annabel, that's Sly Stallone undercover in a dress."

Good point, like for Sniper drills, we can use this as a card for our Tranny Check deck LOL

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:07 AM (83lwH)

131 I am NOT an art person, and gourmet coffee is wasted
on these taste buds but... everything else in the painting appears to
be background, he wanted the feet to draw all the attention. Why?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:01 AM (83lwH)

To show what it was like when she finally escaped her sex slavers after slitting their throats in their sleep, stealing a shower curtain for a robe, walking 10 miles through a subway tunnel barefoot, and finally finding a place to snooze in some crack den. Have you no imagination? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 09:08 AM (VwHCD)

132 96 I like how the embiggening of the work really brings out the texture of the brush strokes. The strokes enhance the forms and give them a solid-ness.
Posted by: Kris

When embiggening, her feet are even UGLIER !
And her left foot looks like she's got a heel growing out of the middle of it.
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 09:01 AM (arJlL)

Agreed, but to me they look like tired feet. They're the feet of a woman or mother that has been on them all day. Freud used green and purple to bring out the redness and soreness of the feet. The coolness of the rest of the work just makes them even warmer. To me, they throb and ache. I can really feel this painting.

Posted by: Kris at June 24, 2021 09:08 AM (OyyDO)

133 Baby got back ... !

Posted by: Dr_No at June 24, 2021 09:08 AM (mu5GU)

134 The Riksmuseum has been working on Rembrandt's "Night Watch" for the last two years. Years ago the painting was physically cropped (a la scissors) when the huge painting was moved to another building and some shit for brains LOST the trimmed off sections. The stories of the last few days detail how the museum has used AI and other technical means to return the painting to it's original look. The process also lets the restorers correct other problems that have developed with age and human caused damage.

Just FYI but I found it fascinating.

Posted by: JTB at June 24, 2021 09:08 AM (7EjX1)

135 He didn't actually said he would use nukes on civilians, but did he imply it by saying we would need nukes because he has them?

That's why Nancy was freaking out when people were taking a tour of the Capitol this winter- Biden wanted to call in a strike!

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 09:08 AM (9Fwwf)

136 She looks like she has a stomachache.
Posted by: Cybernetic

Annabel after a hard night of partying and a late visit to Toxic Hell.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2021 09:08 AM (Rvt88)

137 Those are man feet, baby!
-Austin Powers

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:09 AM (+UWHh)

138 "Have you no imagination? lol"

I though I did until now haha good work

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:09 AM (83lwH)

139 19 University of Iowa students sign a deal with a Hollywood studio for a Great Gatsby adaptation

The New Jay Gatsby will be a black lesbian art dealer in hot pursuit of Daisy

Posted by: Jmel at June 24, 2021 09:09 AM (bVhJi)

140 Anna from Hobbiton.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 24, 2021 09:09 AM (buTO7)

141 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. All this talk of feet. Artist really nailed it.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 09:10 AM (axyOa)

142 She looks like she has a stomachache.
Posted by: Cybernetic

Annabel after a hard night of partying and a late visit to Toxic Hell.
Posted by: Tonypete

She'll clear within the next five minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:10 AM (+UWHh)

143 Perhaps we are supposed to think about the journey.
Instead of always focusing on the destination.

Hence, the feet
Posted by: nurse ratched

In the wise words of George Harrison, "If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."

https://tinyurl.com/u7xew3yk

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 09:10 AM (2JVJo)

144 Im shopping for a fetish but nothing submerges my nuclear submarine.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 24, 2021 09:10 AM (eZwXS)

145 Nighttime in Lubyanka.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 24, 2021 09:11 AM (yQpMk)

146 One of these days
These feets are gonna
Walk all over you

Posted by: Annabel Sinatra at June 24, 2021 09:11 AM (4I/2K)

147 To show what it was like when she finally escaped her sex slavers after slitting their throats in their sleep, stealing a shower curtain for a robe, walking 10 miles through a subway tunnel barefoot, and finally finding a place to snooze in some crack den. Have you no imagination? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

She slit their throats by using an over-grown toenail.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:11 AM (+UWHh)

148 I would have to say I'm a "Freud not!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 09:11 AM (Fc5rx)

149 Annabelle meets the cobbler.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 24, 2021 09:12 AM (knAZ8)

150 Careful now! She's going to have cold feet and she'll use the small of your back to warm them up when you get into bed with her.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 24, 2021 09:13 AM (xxG/v)

151 "Im shopping for a fetish but nothing submerges my nuclear submarine."

The funny thing about the fetish community is that everyone thinks their fetish is hot and all the other ones are sick.

Critical Thinking Skilled need not apply.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:13 AM (83lwH)

152 120 I found Nurse Ratched's new piece:
https://tinyurl.com/e69vc6
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

That's very pretty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 09:13 AM (dQOwJ)

153 Who played my fiddle with their feet?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 24, 2021 09:14 AM (eZwXS)

154 Apparently, Annabel is one of Lucian's daughters.

"The body is curled up in the fetal position, which can be interpreted as a reaction to a physical or psychological trauma. Representing his sleeping daughter like this, Freud may be suggesting that he is a helpless observer of her mental and emotional pain."

"In his paintings, Freud demonstrates a tangibility of humans - be it their emotional pain and struggle, or be it naturalism in depicting of their bodies. This tangibility of Annabel is shown in a brute physicality of her feet. The artist emphasizes small details, like motion of muscles and texture of the skin. He de-idealizes the human body, breaking with the tradition of representing a female figure as a beautiful and flawless object, and insists on the corporeality of all bodies."

https://tinyurl.com/yzwkep78

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2021 09:14 AM (cF8AT)

155 I can really feel this painting.
Posted by: Kris

Well, I can't; THANK GOD !

And I hope the artist never painted testicles !

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 09:14 AM (arJlL)

156 "She slit their throats by using an over-grown toenail."

Nah she just spreads her toes - chemical warfare

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:14 AM (83lwH)

157 The funny thing about the fetish community is that everyone thinks their fetish is hot and all the other ones are sick.

Critical Thinking Skilled need not apply.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:13 AM (83lwH)

Yif!!

Posted by: Furries at June 24, 2021 09:14 AM (4I/2K)

158 Hi Mr Poppins!
Thank you for the George Harrison tune.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 09:15 AM (dQOwJ)

159 123 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:06 AM (83lwH)

so your read on this is Zhou Bai-Dan was seriously implying the desire of a caucus who simply wants left alone is in fact the acquisition of WMD to end his government?

*really* or was this more SwallowWellish duck waving?

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:15 AM (Lzpvj)

160 Careful now! She's going to have cold feet and she'll use the small of your back to warm them up when you get into bed with her.
Posted by: Blor Utar

It'd be like laying on an iceberg.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:15 AM (+UWHh)

161 Give poor Annabel a blanket.

Posted by: red speck at June 24, 2021 09:16 AM (gS3OW)

162 "A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step"

And ends with feet like that !

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 09:16 AM (arJlL)

163 It'd be like laying on an iceberg.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:15 AM (+UWHh)
++++
Meh. Could be worse.

Posted by: Titanic passenger, clinging on for dear life at June 24, 2021 09:16 AM (Jsjd7)

164 135 Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 09:08 AM (9Fwwf)

Yup...the right engaging in 1/64th the jackassery the left shrugged about from their morality pets is casus belli for total war from the left to the right.

Makes total sense.

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:17 AM (Lzpvj)

165 "A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step"

And ends with feet like that !
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 09:16 AM (arJlL)
++++
Nyet, comrade. A journey of a thousand miles being with one steppe.

Posted by: Russian at June 24, 2021 09:17 AM (Jsjd7)

166 Whatever you do- don't google Brie Larson zombie feet.

Posted by: LT Murica at June 24, 2021 09:17 AM (stW/m)

167 Actually, that looks like how I wake up every morning, while Mrs. Speck lies all snuggled up on her side of the bed with half the comforter on the floor.

Posted by: red speck at June 24, 2021 09:17 AM (gS3OW)

168 Good Lord! Those feet are a wreck!

Quick, somebody call a toe truck!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 09:18 AM (Fc5rx)

169 It'd be like laying on an iceberg.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:15 AM (+UWHh)
++++

Meh. Could be worse.

Posted by: Titanic passenger, clinging on for dear life

Or Donner party survivor.

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2021 09:18 AM (arJlL)

170 Isn't this the same artist who gave us the naked fat man on the ottoman painting?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 24, 2021 09:18 AM (qzeNC)

171 11 Easy position for an anal otter attack!
____________

May want to re-think that. Her butt looks kinda bony.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (k4dH2)

172 Whatever you do- don't google Brie Larson zombie feet.
Posted by: LT Murica at June 24, 2021 09:17 AM (stW/m)
++++
I took one for the team. It could be worse, but it isn't pleasant.

Wolfus should give this a wide berth, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (Jsjd7)

173 Whatever you do- don't google Brie Larson zombie feet.
Posted by: LT Murica at June 24, 2021 09:17 AM (stW/m)

Don't google anything. Google is evil and should be destroyed.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

174 I smell feet!

Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (Fv+iD)

175 Okay, go ahead. Put the tiny toe in your muscular scared taco flavored lips and mouth.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (eZwXS)

176 I'm not arguing, I'm trying to sharpen my talking points but I'm not seeing it how others are. Lil help?
===============================
You're going to need A LOT of help if you're trying to engage Biden on what Biden said, because no one knows WtF he said. He speaks in stilted sentences, screws up quotes, ("Blood of patriots, you know, the thing...") and leaves massive gaps in his "points". All you can do is take his, *literally* demented, word soups and try to glean some meaning. It's absolutely terrifying this guy is even the figurehead of a U.S. President.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (7Fj9P)

177 "so your read on this is Zhou Bai-Dan was seriously implying the desire of a caucus who simply wants left alone is in fact the acquisition of WMD to end his government? *really* or was this more SwallowWellish duck waving?"

LOL what?

Last night people were claiming Biden proposed using nukes on us. I'm trying to understand where people got that from his speech because I'm missing it.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (83lwH)

178 I like how the embiggening of the work really brings out the texture of
the brush strokes. The strokes enhance the forms and give them a
solid-ness.
I was able to tell what was painted over what, which was kewl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (HaL55)

179 Also, Russia still has all their Soviet Nukes still pointed at us right? Asking for a turkish friend.
---------------
Why did Biden reverse our Energy Indepence in order to import Russian oil and gas?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (NQJ5P)

180 Hi Mr Poppins!
Thank you for the George Harrison tune.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 24, 2021 09:15 AM (dQOwJ)

You're welcome, dear lady. A 50th anniversary box set of his album All Things Must Pass is coming out in August, I believe. I hope the remix is better than the one Harrison did himself; that one sounds very tinny and shrill to me. IMO, the best CD version was the original release.

https://tinyurl.com/v4mcrc7a

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2021 09:20 AM (2JVJo)

181 177 "so your read on this is Zhou Bai-Dan was seriously implying the desire of a caucus who simply wants left alone is in fact the acquisition of WMD to end his government? *really* or was this more SwallowWellish duck waving?"

LOL what?

Last night people were claiming Biden proposed using nukes on us. I'm trying to understand where people got that from his speech because I'm missing it.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (83lwH)

Needing nukes to overcome a state implies the willingness of said state to use nukes. Generally nukes have not been needed to overcome a state.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 24, 2021 09:20 AM (z5Vrg)

182 @AP 1m

BREAKING: The Biden administration extends for one month a nationwide eviction ban that was put in place to help people who couldn't make rent payments during the pandemic. The new expiration date is July 31.

So when do the bank bailouts begin because of all the defaults on the loans for these buildings?

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2021 09:21 AM (cF8AT)

183 Man, the E-Mail scammers aren't even trying anymore.

**** Commercial use of this software is prohibited ****
**** Please purchase a license to remove this notice ****
Attention:

First I will like to explain in detail, All issues relating to the project, I am Timothy Henkinson, a Security personnel at the Raleigh-Durham International Airport, North Carolina, USA. ...

I'm offended at the poor quality of this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 09:21 AM (Jsjd7)

184 The Epoch Times yesterday: With Its Power Grid Under Pressure, California Asks Residents to Avoid Charging Electric Vehicles

Forgive me, but I'm laughing pretty hard inside. It's like they just barely beat The Bee (Babylon, not Sacramento) to a headline.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 09:22 AM (vOGqy)

185 Sure, go ahead and stomp grapes with those feet. The grapes will wash the cow dung off your feet.

Who wants Annabel wine?

Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 09:22 AM (Fv+iD)

186 So when do the bank bailouts begin because of all the defaults on the loans for these buildings?
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2021 09:21 AM (cF8AT)

'Hey - who put all the dominoes here?'

Posted by: Biden fiscal policy maker at June 24, 2021 09:22 AM (U1eOr)

187 This must have been Steven Tyler's mom.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:22 AM (NQJ5P)

188 The woman Hunter sent back.

Posted by: BignJames at June 24, 2021 09:22 AM (AwYPR)

189
Who wants Annabel wine?
Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 09:22 AM (Fv+iD)

Annabel's Toe Jam.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

190 "no one knows WtF he said."

Agreed, the actual statement was a hot tranny mess.

I want to say that by claiming we would need nukes to take on America, Biden implied he would use nukes against us. But that analysis seems weak, I'm looking for a stronger point and I can't find the words.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:23 AM (83lwH)

191 Good Lord! Those feet are a wreck!

Quick, somebody call a toe truck!!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 09:18 AM (Fc5rx)

Achilles Towing Inc.
We heel your wrecks.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 09:24 AM (axyOa)

192 Great Scott, she's got a case of Toe-main poisoning!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 09:24 AM (Fc5rx)

193 I smell feet!
Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (Fv+iD)

or corn nuts.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 24, 2021 09:24 AM (4I/2K)

194 Holy crap! That building collapse. Over half of the building just caved in like the supports were cut off. Controlled demolitions don't even fall that fast!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 24, 2021 09:24 AM (knAZ8)

195 190 "no one knows WtF he said."

Agreed, the actual statement was a hot tranny mess.

I want to say that by claiming we would need nukes to take on America, Biden implied he would use nukes against us. But that analysis seems weak, I'm looking for a stronger point and I can't find the words.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:23 AM (83lwH)

That's exactly it. He's assuming (incorrectly) that military parity is needed, which is why he also mentions the F-15s. Nukes don't come into the equation at all unless a country is willing to use them.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 24, 2021 09:24 AM (z5Vrg)

196 >>> Don't google anything. Google is evil and should be destroyed.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

Brave search is available in beta now:

search.brave.com

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2021 09:24 AM (BxgaY)

197 Freud had a bondage kink with his womyn?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 09:24 AM (/1dQ8)

198 Joe. Bring. It.

Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 09:25 AM (Fv+iD)

199 194 Holy crap! That building collapse. Over half of the building just caved in like the supports were cut off. Controlled demolitions don't even fall that fast!
------------------
Miami - sink holes. It happens.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:25 AM (NQJ5P)

200 Great Scott, she's got a case of Toe-main poisoning!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 09:24 AM (Fc5rx)

Tea, meet screen.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 24, 2021 09:25 AM (4I/2K)

201 So when do the bank bailouts begin because of all the defaults on the loans for these buildings?
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2021 09:21 AM (cF8AT)
++++
They already have. A lot of the 2009 supports never went away.

For this next round (if the commercial real estate and multifamily markets get bad enough), my guess is that they do it differently. The state will play kingmaker with preferred companies to take over those bankrupt properties, and grease the skids with delicious subsidy money in exchange for the chosen firm also taking on debt liabilities...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 09:25 AM (Jsjd7)

202 The Epoch Times yesterday: With Its Power Grid Under Pressure, California Asks Residents to Avoid Charging Electric Vehicles

Forgive me, but I'm laughing pretty hard inside. It's like they just barely beat The Bee (Babylon, not Sacramento) to a headline.
Posted by: t-bird

They did. Because we joked it was ERCOT telling Texans that.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:25 AM (+UWHh)

203 Holy crap! That building collapse. Over half of the building just caved
in like the supports were cut off. Controlled demolitions don't even
fall that fast!
I wonder if a sinkhole could've caused that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 09:25 AM (HaL55)

204 196 Brave search is available in beta now:

search.brave.com
Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2021 09:24 AM (BxgaY)

========

When do we find out that it was developed by the CIA?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

205 108 98 At least he liked sleeping dogs too...

https://tinyurl.com/2f2tx32r

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2021 09:01 AM (UHVv4)

Whippet?
whippet good?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 24, 2021 09:26 AM (v3pYe)

206 I am all in favor of renaming Washington Football Team to Washington Team Football. Having WTF on their helmets is the only way forward for them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:26 AM (NQJ5P)

207 A class action lawsuit filed last week in California accuses Subway, the Connecticut-based fast food giant, of fraud and false advertising over the content of its tuna sandwiches, which the suit claims is an "entirely non-tuna based mixture that Defendants blended to resemble tuna and imitate its texture."

Posted by: SMOD at June 24, 2021 09:26 AM (RHGPo)

208 Posted by: Furries at June 24, 2021 09:14 AM

No...you people get a bullet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 09:26 AM (m+jkK)

209 Communism is much like a sink hole which is also the story of KamalaHarris.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 09:26 AM (/1dQ8)

210 Here's info about brave search from their launch:

https://brave.com/
brave-search-beta/

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2021 09:26 AM (BxgaY)

211 Just FYI but I found it fascinating.
====================
Is there a documentary about this? I was in the fine art biz years ago, and the Getty Museum was offloading a bunch of Rembrandt etchings. We picked a lot of them and resold them, and man, that was some interesting art. From the process, through tracking the different states of the etchings was amazing. We had an original, first state the Rembrandt actually handled.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2021 09:27 AM (7Fj9P)

212 Jeffrey Tucker has been one of my rocks on covidiocy, but his latest article, a largely out of nowhere blame-Trump screed, is a head-scratcher. For Tucker of all people to rely on anti-Trump WaPo leftist "sources" ("maybe this anecdote is true and maybe not," Tucker actually writes at one point, while giving it legitimacy by using it.)

Still, all the hogwash aside, he does make some legit, debateable points. This one's gonna cause some ruffling in the ranks.

https://tinyurl.com/v9ysb8vw

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2021 09:27 AM (Bmy3R)

213 What fresh hell does this Friday Eve bring?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24, 2021 09:27 AM (W+Idx)

214 Bad case of tolio.

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 24, 2021 09:27 AM (4I/2K)

215 Annabel has probably never worn shoes in her life. Keep them barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen, I say!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2021 09:28 AM (HnNKD)

216 Stolen from Gunfreezone.net:

"You just have to accept that we're going to take your AR's because they are useless against us. See, we have f-15's and nukes. Do you have f-15's and nukes? No you don't, so bend over and take it."

Posted by: Guzalot at June 24, 2021 09:28 AM (prSvo)

217 Annabel been doing some tar and gravel roofing--barefoot.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 24, 2021 09:28 AM (rXie1)

218 Test of Subway tuna found no DNA of actual tuna. Lol. That was a headline yesterday.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24, 2021 09:28 AM (W+Idx)

219 "assuming (incorrectly) that military parity is needed, which is why he also mentions the F-15s."

Agreed. As a former Marine, an M6A12 gets me the aircraft, or the pilots that would have flown them against me.

"That's exactly it."

Ok cool, I thought I was missing something.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:28 AM (83lwH)

220 If your nose runs and your feet smell, you were built upside-down.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 09:29 AM (HaL55)

221 Test of Subway tuna found no DNA of actual tuna. Lol. That was a headline yesterday.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24, 2021 09:28 AM (W+Idx)

In an EXTREMELY faulty test.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

222 Greetings:

And then coach said, "If you don't buy shoes that look like your feet, you'll soon have feet that look like you shoes.".

Many years later, Sweetheart said, "I found this great pair of shoes and they almost fit.".

Posted by: 11B40 at June 24, 2021 09:29 AM (evgyj)

223 I Speak Jive - a limerick

Come on, just wait a minute, Mister!
That sore on her foot's not a blister
You can't give her flak
For a fluid filled sac
She's a genuine real-life Sole Cyster!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 09:29 AM (Fc5rx)

224 Annabel been partying with Hunter, IYKWIM. He said, lay there, Anna, and I'll blow paint ya.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 24, 2021 09:29 AM (rXie1)

225 >>> When do we find out that it was developed by the CIA?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

Well, like proud boys, and promise keepers, I think there's always a reasonable chance. But right now it seems like the best search engine for a person that doesn't want to be tracked and exploited.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2021 09:29 AM (BxgaY)

226 Clearly the sinkhole is the fault of DeSantis and Trump. The only question is: were the residents primarily white or minorities? If white, they deserved it. If minority, DeSantis allowed the sinkhole on purpose to kill them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 24, 2021 09:29 AM (knAZ8)

227 177 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:19 AM (83lwH)

One would say at a minimum what Zhou was saying was "I will use everything at my disposal up to and including (the federal) f-15s and Nukes."-This is not a great gigantic logical leap of faith tiger.

The implied (not stated) policy of the United States of America regarding foreign enemies is no first strike. Evidently Zhou is more excited at the prospect of waving his WMD wang at us than foreign powers. Zhou like Urkle tacitly states that the US would *never* use nukes on a non nuke opponent. Evidently he would consider the necessity of them to try to thwart the federal government though by Americans which would imply he considers ANY resistance by ANY level of weaponry by US citizens to be the maximum escalatory endeavor in the sense that the super state would consider it a "war of national survival."

This is not a sane party and it is not led by a sane man.

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:30 AM (Lzpvj)

228 I'm offended at the poor quality of this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 09:21 AM

I'm still laughing at the Nigerian email I got signed "Agatha Warlord".

I should check my spam folder. I haven't gotten one of these in a while.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2021 09:30 AM (m+jkK)

229 My initial take on Biden's comments is that, given the context of his speech, he was just trying to talk tough. He came off as an idiot. He has demonstrated the way to take on the government is with compromised voting machines and a few hundred corrupt counters.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 09:30 AM (axyOa)

230 The only rational response to the building response is a federal power grab and another trillion in spending on the infrastructure to prevent another sinkhole related collapse.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 24, 2021 09:31 AM (knAZ8)

231 I'll be the first to admit that Annabel's hind paws are not a good standard for women to aspire to.

That said, the artist did a good job of depicting what rough, uncared-for feet would look like.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 09:31 AM (/XOcP)

232 My initial take on Biden's comments is that, given the context of his speech, he was just trying to talk tough. He came off as an idiot. He has demonstrated the way to take on the government is with compromised voting machines and a few hundred corrupt counters.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 09:30 AM (axyOa)

This.

Blithering idiot says what?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

233 Just found an ammo can w/500 rds. of 5.56 in the garage...Imma see what else I can find.

Posted by: BignJames at June 24, 2021 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

234 219 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:28 AM (83lwH)

The rational mind as perfectly embodied by the most revered widely elected American ever seems to think that the American people are more worthy of a broad spectrum total military response than the people of Afghanistan or Iraq were.

That is his point.

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:31 AM (Lzpvj)

235 Whether it was no dna or some dna I would expect a tuna sandwich to be, you know. 100% tuna. I mean shit man.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 24, 2021 09:32 AM (W+Idx)

236 A12 LOL I meant A2.

I have large hands.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:32 AM (83lwH)

237 229 My initial take on Biden's comments is that, given the context of his speech, he was just trying to talk tough. He came off as an idiot. He has demonstrated the way to take on the government is with compromised voting machines and a few hundred corrupt counters.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 09:30 AM (axyOa)

=========

"America is super safe and the government is just here to help you live a better life."
-A better sales pitch that Democrats could never use

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

238 232 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

Blithering idiot says "I will use everything I have to destroy everything you have."

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:32 AM (Lzpvj)

239
The rational mind as perfectly embodied by the most revered widely elected American ever seems to think that the American people are more worthy of a broad spectrum total military response than the people of Afghanistan or Iraq were.

That is his point.
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:31 AM (Lzpvj)

To be fair, losing a war in Afghanistan or Iraq costs him very little. Losing in the US would cost him his wealth and power.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 24, 2021 09:32 AM (z5Vrg)

240 when do the bank bailouts begin because of all the defaults on the loans for these buildings?
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2021 09:21 AM (cF8AT)

This is simply another scheme to impoverish small landlords using the same logic as Obamacare resulted in far fewer individual and small medical practices by raising costs for them. This is also similar to the effects of the Covid lockdowns on small business retail and restaurants. The left hates and fears small business for the most part because the amount of profit and value is insufficient to maintain deadbeat leftists for long. By making the landlords bear the costs, it will result in fewer such small owners while larger establishments will put the costs on the remaining solvent tenants.

Posted by: whig at June 24, 2021 09:33 AM (pO7gM)

241 60 Annabel built up some strong hunches by walking through mud.
i don't think that's how it works.

Posted by: Columbo at June 24, 2021 09:33 AM (v3pYe)

242 Sven

Nuking Japan totes bad.

Nuking Des Moines is okay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 09:33 AM (/1dQ8)

243 My initial take on Biden's comments is that, given
the context of his speech, he was just trying to talk tough. He came off
as an idiot. He has demonstrated the way to take on the government is
with compromised voting machines and a few hundred corrupt counters.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 09:30 AM

I disagree. I think he means it and so did the ugy banging the hot chinese spy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 24, 2021 09:34 AM (JUOKG)

244 Test of Subway tuna found no DNA of actual tuna. Lol. That was a headline yesterday.

Soylent Subs.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 09:34 AM (DMQdU)

245 Biden's a fool. Always was. Always will be.

Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 09:34 AM (Fv+iD)

246 The other piece of Biden's channeling of Fanf Fang's boytoy is a simple rule. Regardless of whether Biden was off-script doing his weird tough guy thing or if it was written by his handlers, one truth remains as a basic rule.

When someone says he wants you dead, you should believe him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 09:34 AM (Jsjd7)

247 216 Posted by: Guzalot at June 24, 2021 09:28 AM (prSvo)

remember Trump said "grab them by the Pu**y allegedly" and *somehow* the US could not find victory in the middle east....

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:34 AM (Lzpvj)

248 "He came off as an idiot. "

I want to ask him if Assault Nukes are okay

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:35 AM (83lwH)

249 I saw Fanf Fang's Boytoy open for Aerosmith at The Texxas Jam in '87.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

250 246 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 09:34 AM (Jsjd7)

Absolutely, Biden is the unfettered democrat mind...and it is not a pleasant place willing to brook dissent.

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:35 AM (Lzpvj)

251 Biden should have pounded the table with his shoe. Or a bike chain.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:35 AM (NQJ5P)

252
IMAGINE the media outrage and hair on fire punditry if Trump had inferred that he would use nukes on the American public. IT WOULD NEVER END.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 24, 2021 09:35 AM (rXie1)

253 I am all in favor of renaming Washington Football Team to Washington Team Football. Having WTF on their helmets is the only way forward for them.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:26 AM (NQJ5P)

Great idea! But it is DC. They will fu*k up anything including the teams initials.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 09:35 AM (axyOa)

254 Assault nukes with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 09:35 AM (/1dQ8)

255 I can't recall a sinkhole occurring on the beach or any of the barrier islands. It does seem to explain what happened.

Posted by: pawn at June 24, 2021 09:35 AM (OU875)

256 242 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 09:33 AM (/1dQ

Omar Mateen was misunderstood....the people who think that ballot integrity matters need to be unpersoned.

//Deep Donk

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:36 AM (Lzpvj)

257 Our whole government is a sting operation. They send you a Walmart gift and bust us at the store.

But you get an autograph of Harris.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 24, 2021 09:36 AM (eZwXS)

258 Biden should have pounded the table with his shoe. Or a bike chain.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:35 AM (NQJ5P)

Corn Pop was a bad dude.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

259 Test of Subway tuna found no DNA of actual tuna. Lol. That was a headline yesterday.

Soylent Subs.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 09:34 AM (DMQdU)

Subway...where the meat is guaranteed to be 50%....meat.

Posted by: BignJames at June 24, 2021 09:36 AM (AwYPR)

260 252
IMAGINE the media outrage and hair on fire punditry if Trump had inferred that he would use nukes on the American public. IT WOULD NEVER END.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 24, 2021 09:35 AM (rXie1)

=========

"We told you...we told you that Trump was a dictator who would hold onto power forever. What more proof do you need than this? Just because poor transgendered persons want to live their own quiet lives, Trump wants to nuke them. He's a monster, and we must impeach him."
-Mitch McConnell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 09:36 AM (LvTSG)

261 However, Biden did threaten every citizen's life yesterday. Never forget that.

Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 09:36 AM (Fv+iD)

262 244 Test of Subway tuna found no DNA of actual tuna. Lol. That was a headline yesterday.

Soylent Subs.
----------------------
If we nuke China food prices will drop.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:36 AM (NQJ5P)

263 Subway is, was, and always will be shit.

Time for my shower.

Posted by: Jared Fogle, Prevert at June 24, 2021 09:36 AM (IMeDs)

264 Annabel built up some strong haunches by walking through mud.

Somebody had to pull the plow. Her husband was busy guiding it.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 09:37 AM (pbStR)

265 I saw Counterfeit Tuna open for Phish and Hot Tuna in '07 at Sea World. It was a Bread retrospective. They stunk up the place.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 09:37 AM (Fc5rx)

266 255 I can't recall a sinkhole occurring on the beach or any of the barrier islands. It does seem to explain what happened.
----------------
There were probably too many people on the island and it began to tip.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:38 AM (NQJ5P)

267 "I disagree. I think he means it"

Whoever approved his speech certainly did.

This is like that Star Trek episode when the Chancellor is parked half dead in front of a microphone with a voiceover.

Biden is a corpse. I want the puppet masters.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:38 AM (83lwH)

268 I disagree. I think he means it and so did the ugy banging the hot chinese spy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 24, 2021 09:34 AM (JUOKG)

You could be right.
Either way, he just created a whole ad campaign for the GOP, assuming they have the nads to go with it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 09:38 AM (axyOa)

269 Patterns of Force.

Professor Gill

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 09:38 AM (/1dQ8)

270 Biden speech.

Gun sales are thru the roof with first time buyers and the majority of them women (IIRC).

He's talking to put a headline above 1) border issue with VP visit: 2) crime in the inner city 3) not meeting his vaxx goal 4) 4th of July and most Americans flipping off covid restrictions. The bucket of water the MSM can carry is emptying fast.

UNFORTUNATELY the GOPe is going to sign off on an infrastructure bill while allowing the other BS to be passed thru reconciliation. Their only hope is Manchin votes against budget. We're hosed.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 24, 2021 09:39 AM (lnki2)

271 268 I disagree. I think he means it and so did the ugy banging the hot chinese spy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 24, 2021 09:34 AM (JUOKG)

You could be right.
Either way, he just created a whole ad campaign for the GOP, assuming they have the nads to go with it.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2021 09:38 AM (axyOa)

==========

"That would give us an unfair advantage. That would be ungentlemanly."
-The GOPe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 24, 2021 09:39 AM (LvTSG)

272 Did someone actually pay money for this?

There have been some losers posted on these threads previously but I can't recall one I disliked more than this one. If forced to hang it, I would do so in the outhouse.

Posted by: creeper at June 24, 2021 09:39 AM (XxJt1)

273 I disagree. I think he means it and so did the ugy banging the hot chinese spy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 24, 2021 09:34 AM (JUOKG)

What amazed me more was the absolute historic inaccuracy of what he said. Yes, you could own cannons, and many TOWNS did. Even up to the Civil War almost all the cannons used by the Confederacy early in the war were donated private cannons.

And in fact, you can own a cannon TODAY. I know folks who do, ie historic re-enactors.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 09:39 AM (oHd/0)

274 However, Biden did threaten every citizen's life yesterday. Never forget that.
Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 09:36 AM (Fv+iD)

Democrats want you to vote for them or they will kill you by any means possible.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

275 Subway tuna is PEOPLE!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2021 09:39 AM (Bmy3R)

276 Rerun the Daisy commercial with Bidet talking nukes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 09:39 AM (/1dQ8)

277 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 24, 2021 09:39 AM (lnki2)

You left one out... the Vaccine they are forcing on the populace is not safe.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 09:40 AM (oHd/0)

278 "But you get an autograph of Harris."

Act NOW and for $19.95 she will give you something more.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:40 AM (83lwH)

279 Democrats want you to vote for them or they will kill you by any means possible.
Posted by: Sponge

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:40 AM (+UWHh)

280 I would never order tuna from a sandwich shop. It's probably all cat meat.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2021 09:40 AM (HnNKD)

281 Biden is a corpse. I want the puppet masters.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

- - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Our President is a bad squel to Weekend at Bernie's.

Posted by: Guzalot at June 24, 2021 09:40 AM (prSvo)

282 Rerun the Daisy commercial with Bidet talking nukes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 09:39 AM (/1dQ

++++
This is a terrible idea. You'll put your eye out!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 09:40 AM (Jsjd7)

283 Biden threatens to nuke Americans.

Hunter must've invested in a bomb shelter company.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

284 For $18.99 more you get the treatment for Harris' gift.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM (/1dQ8)

285 SPAM. Something Previously Alive and Moving.

Subways new ad campaign

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM (lnki2)

286 This must have been Steven Tyler's mom.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021

***
Then she'd be proud of her granddaughter Liv's feet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM (/XOcP)

287 Just found an ammo can w/500 rds. of 5.56 in the garage...Imma see what else I can find.
=====================
I've noticed that the ammo supply seems to be loosening up. I've seen bulk rates on .223 and 9 mill in the .50-.60 cent range.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM (7Fj9P)

288 275 Subway tuna is PEOPLE!
----------------
So is Hobo Jerky.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM (NQJ5P)

289
I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:40 AM (+UWHh)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

290 The country's coming unglued.

Posted by: Elmer at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM (CfLIM)

291 280 I would never order tuna from a sandwich shop. It's probably all cat meat.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2021 09:40 AM (HnNKD)

You say that like it's a bad thing....

Posted by: Alf.. at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM (oHd/0)

292 273 Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 09:39 AM (oHd/0)

Cincinnati Ohio sent cannons to the Texian Militia for the Alamo the "twin sisters."

How did they do this if private ownership of heavy weaponry was illegal since 1783?

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:42 AM (Lzpvj)

293 Subway tuna is PEOPLE!
----------------
So is Hobo Jerky.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM (NQJ5P)

To Serve Man.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

294 "However, Biden did threaten every citizen's life yesterday. Never forget that."

I think it's worse than that. Biden is a zombie, a walking vessel that his handlers can fill with their unedited desires (because the blame will fall on him).

These aren't the ravings of a senile fool. This is the true face of the enemy.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:42 AM (83lwH)

295 The country's coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM (CfLIM)
++++
:: channels sponge ::

You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/sSLZNfK8OBM

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 09:42 AM (Jsjd7)

296 I would never order tuna from a sandwich shop. It's probably all cat meat.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2021 09:40 AM (HnNKD)

What dumb ass goes to Subway in the first place?

Then orders.......tuna.

No wonder Joe Biden is where he is today.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2021 09:42 AM (IMeDs)

297 This must have been Steven Tyler's mom.
Posted by: Puddin Head

So Big 10 Inch was referring to feet?

Who knew?!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2021 09:43 AM (Rvt88)

298 Just found an ammo can w/500 rds. of 5.56 in the garage...Imma see what else I can find.
=====================
I've noticed that the ammo supply seems to be loosening up. I've seen bulk rates on .223 and 9 mill in the .50-.60 cent range.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Wish I could find spam cans or plastic wrapped battle packs like the old days.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:43 AM (+UWHh)

299 The quotes I'm seeing indicate that Biden referenced "the blood of patriots..." but left out the other source of nourishment for the tree of liberty that Jefferson cited, i.e. "the blood of tyrants."

Hmmm.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 09:43 AM (Fc5rx)

300 294 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:42 AM (83lwH)

Biden is the living embodiment of the democrat party id.

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:43 AM (Lzpvj)

301 @BNONews 48s

NEW: At least 51 people unaccounted for after building collapse in Surfside, Florida - CNN

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2021 09:43 AM (cF8AT)

302 Alternate Title: After Hunter's Foot Job.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 24, 2021 09:43 AM (i+7ni)

303 >>> And in fact, you can own a cannon TODAY. I know folks who do, ie historic re-enactors.

Can you own a 155? It's a single shot, breech loading weapon.

Posted by: fluffy at June 24, 2021 09:44 AM (UnQlg)

304 ++++
:: channels sponge ::

You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/sSLZNfK8OBM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 24, 2021 09:42 AM (Jsjd7)

The most overused beat in music.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 24, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

305 Have you no imagination? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2021 09:08 AM (VwHCD)You have enough for all of us.

Posted by: creeper at June 24, 2021 09:44 AM (XxJt1)

306 This must have been Steven Tyler's mom.
Posted by: Puddin Head

So Big 10 Inch was referring to feet?

Who knew?!
Posted by: Tonypete

"You must have 10 inches to ride this ride"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:44 AM (+UWHh)

307 301 Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2021 09:43 AM (cF8AT)

It sucks, remember when engineers and architects were portrayed as important people in entertainment?

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:45 AM (Lzpvj)

308 I've seen bulk rates on .223 and 9 mill in the .50-.60 cent range.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Seen any phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range yet?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 24, 2021 09:45 AM (Rvt88)

309 303 Posted by: fluffy at June 24, 2021 09:44 AM (UnQlg)

Yes, the ammunition depending would be "destructive devices" individually with a 200 stamp each.

Part of why I do not have a 40mm pom pom gun.

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:45 AM (Lzpvj)

310 Creepy. Is this the inspiration for that Conjuring movie?

Posted by: Winston Smith at June 24, 2021 09:46 AM (kfQ5v)

311 What? You think you need guns to protect yourself from a tyrannical government? Silly wingers, the government has weapons far more powerful than your puny guns. They would be useless against us. So give the government your guns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 24, 2021 09:46 AM (knAZ8)

312 >>> What dumb ass goes to Subway in the first place?

I prefer to think of myself as ... fearless.

Posted by: fluffy at June 24, 2021 09:46 AM (UnQlg)

313 And in fact, you can own a cannon TODAY. I know folks who do, ie historic re-enactors.

Can you own a 155? It's a single shot, breech loading weapon.
Posted by: fluffy

Probably. But you can only fire non-explosive solid rounds. Have a friend that works for a company that has a ranch where you can drive tanks and fire them. The rounds are solid.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 24, 2021 09:46 AM (+UWHh)

314 "Subway tuna is PEOPLE!"

Subway- Eat Flesh

Posted by: Zombie Jared at June 24, 2021 09:46 AM (stW/m)

315 The most overused beat in music.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Not immigrant song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5vQz4Xz6q8

Posted by: Jean at June 24, 2021 09:47 AM (Xih1H)

316 I need to know about Jimmy John's tuna salad. Cuz I get that sometimes

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 24, 2021 09:47 AM (sJHOI)

317 UNFORTUNATELY the GOPe is going to sign off on an infrastructure bill while allowing the other BS to be passed thru reconciliation. Their only hope is Manchin votes against budget. We're hosed.
===========================
I think you're wrong here. The "budget" is D.o.A., like every other budget submitted in the last, what, 26 years? They will continue to fund on C.R.'s until the ultimate collapse. As far as reconciliation, IIRC, the Senate Parliamentarian has indicated that they can't use that power for spending bills.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2021 09:47 AM (7Fj9P)

318 It is funny that he thinks we need nuclear weapons to change things. I'm so old I remember when we did that at the ballot box.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 09:47 AM (1vynn)

319 I've noticed that the ammo supply seems to be loosening up. I've seen bulk rates on .223 and 9 mill in the .50-.60 cent range.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM

I am able to get 9mm and .45acp for $25 a box for FMJ stuff at the pawn store and they have plenty of ammo every time I go there. They also have 5.56 for less than a 75 cents a round for the green tip stuff.

Still cant find any 45 Colt, 22 magnum or .380acp though.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 24, 2021 09:47 AM (JUOKG)

320 311 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 24, 2021 09:46 AM (knAZ

remember when it was pointed out here to the people mocking "scissor control" in the UK that some of us pointed out we were ONE democrat administration from that here?

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:47 AM (Lzpvj)

321 Man, Youtube sure wants you to know that "experts" agree that the vaccine is super-safe, super-effective and super-awesome.

Damn near every time I go there I get that section of pushed content.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 09:48 AM (U7wke)

322 >>> I would never order tuna from a sandwich shop. It's probably all cat meat.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2021 09:40 AM (HnNKD)

How can some outfit be too cheap to not buy regular canned tuna? Canned tuna is good low-budget protein. How could obtaining an alternative save them money? You can get 48 cans of tuna on amazon right now for $37 and that is not cheap. But you could make 100 sammies with that. I'm sure you could cut the cost in half or more by buying in bulk like chains do. I don't understand why anyone would even screw with it. Throw in 75% sawdust to make a little more money?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 24, 2021 09:48 AM (BxgaY)

323 "You must have 10 inches to ride this ride"

Words to live by.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 24, 2021 09:48 AM (2JVJo)

324 Cincinnati Ohio sent cannons to the Texian Militia for the Alamo the "twin sisters."

How did they do this if private ownership of heavy weaponry was illegal since 1783?
Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:42 AM (Lzpvj)

3 years ago I touched off a 12 Lbs Napoleon as a Civil War Re-enactment.... yes, I was shooting at the Yankees!

Posted by: Alf.. at June 24, 2021 09:49 AM (oHd/0)

325 The lawn mowing guy was bragging about his covid shot today, and as he's talking I'm thinking of telling him I don't experiment with drugs, but just nodded at whatever. Not a good actor so I'm sure he knows I don't GAF.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 24, 2021 09:49 AM (buTO7)

326 Subway- Eat Flesh
Posted by: Zombie Jared at June 24, 2021 09:46 AM (stW/m)

LMFAO!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2021 09:49 AM (Bmy3R)

327 I like the feet. Needs more hair though

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at June 24, 2021 09:49 AM (yFOIQ)

328 "Gun sales are thru the roof with first time buyers and the majority of them women (IIRC)."

That follows. A disproportionate number of women count on the State to be their man. They heard a bump in the night that sounded like Antifa and asked Uncle Sugar Daddy to go check outside. He declined.

So they are waking up to the realization that they can't depend on the State to protect them from rape and murder. I wonder if that will be reflected in 2022 voting. I remember (Willie Horton?) being pleasantly surprised at how strongly the female demographic responded to rising crime.

Do women keep an eye on that subconsciously? Same way men size up the room when they enter?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:50 AM (83lwH)

329 >>>And in fact, you can own a cannon TODAY. I know folks who do, ie historic re-enactors.<
>I know a guy who tried to steal a cannon. He rolled it halfway down the street, got tired and abandoned the effort.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 24, 2021 09:50 AM (HnNKD)

330 What dumb ass goes to Subway in the first place?
Then orders.......tuna.
======================
I think that story is a red herring: albacore is a similar species, that runs w/tuna. You have probably eaten as much albacore as actual tuna over the coarse of your life.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2021 09:50 AM (7Fj9P)

331 You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a subway tuna sandwich.

Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 09:50 AM (Fv+iD)

332 194 Holy crap! That building collapse. Over half of the building just caved in like the supports were cut off. Controlled demolitions don't even fall that fast!
_______________

I wonder if that collapsed FL building was engineered by the same "diverse" firm that did that collapsed FL bridge?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 24, 2021 09:50 AM (k4dH2)

333 Biden's speech was muddled like his brain, but the meaning and threat is there.

Stop underestimating these people!

A question: Has anyone in the junta made any effort to clear up what he said?

Posted by: Justsayin' at June 24, 2021 09:51 AM (Fs5vw)

334 Subway tuna sub is chocked full of Bill Gates' lab grown tuna!

Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 09:51 AM (Fv+iD)

335 3 years ago I touched off a 12 Lbs Napoleon as a Civil War Re-enactment.... yes, I was shooting at the Yankees!
------------------
Fist Bump.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 09:52 AM (NQJ5P)

336 "scissor control"

This is about us isn't it?

Posted by: !Hillary(hic) and Huma at June 24, 2021 09:52 AM (i+7ni)

337

Wicked Tuna

Posted by: Zombie Errol Flynn at June 24, 2021 09:52 AM (hYLGm)

338 Can you own a 155? It's a single shot, breech loading weapon.
Posted by: fluffy at June 24, 2021 09:44 AM (UnQlg)

Yes, you can... know a guy who has one, and pulls it with his WW2 Halftrack... with a Ma Deuce on it.

But of course, any real ammunition he may have once had was lost in a tragic boating accident while trying to re-enact a crossing of the Rhine....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 09:53 AM (oHd/0)

339 333 Posted by: Justsayin' at June 24, 2021 09:51 AM (Fs5vw)

JOE IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE!

//Piss Hockey

Go long on shovels- https://www.oism.org/nwss/

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:53 AM (Lzpvj)

340 336 Posted by: !Hillary(hic) and Huma at June 24, 2021 09:52 AM (i+7ni)

*retch*

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:54 AM (Lzpvj)

341 I think that story is a red herring: albacore is a similar species, that runs w/tuna. You have probably eaten as much albacore as actual tuna over the coarse of your life.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2021 09:50 AM (7Fj9P)

This being California, if Subway was serving albacore and calling it tuna - they're screwed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 09:54 AM (U7wke)

342 @321

The vaccines are safe and if you go around spreading "disinformation" you will not only be de-platformed but you are going on a big fat list, buster.

--
DemoTechnoFascists

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2021 09:54 AM (qmgN2)

343 wonder if that collapsed FL building was engineered by the same "diverse" firm that did that collapsed FL bridge?

We TOLD them! All foundations must be at least two feet deep.

Posted by: Florida Memorial University Student Design Contest at June 24, 2021 09:54 AM (9Fwwf)

344 "Youtube sure wants you to know that "experts" agree that the vaccine is super-safe, super-effective and super-awesome."

Fen: Honey, I'm going out with guys tonight, I promise I am NOT cheating on you.

Wifey: Um... okay?

Fen: Hey just calling to check in and remind you I am NOT at Ambers place getting high.

Wifey: ....

Fen: Wow sorry I got home a few hours later than expected. But just to be clear I did NOT cheat on you.

Wifey: So you're cheating on me.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:54 AM (83lwH)

345 Damn you, Biden!

The cost of F15s has skyrocketed after his speech. Can't even find one scalpers haven't already grabbed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 09:54 AM (4fSQf)

346 "Can you own a 155? It's a single shot, breech loading weapon"

Is it painted Black or Scary Black?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:55 AM (83lwH)

347 345 Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 09:54 AM (4fSQf)

My AR-47's price went down....

Posted by: sven at June 24, 2021 09:55 AM (Lzpvj)

348 The country's coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at June 24, 2021 09:41 AM

I'm on it. Got a post to finish first, though.

Posted by: The Gorilla at June 24, 2021 09:55 AM (m+jkK)

349 325 The lawn mowing guy was bragging about his covid shot today, and as he's talking I'm thinking of telling him I don't experiment with drugs, but just nodded at whatever.
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You could have told him that Dr. Robert Malone, the guy who invented the mRNA technology used in the covid vaccines, was on t.v. the other night saying that we don't know enough about the risks of this technology, and the government isn't doing enough to collect the data so that the risks can be analyzed, and Google (via YouTube) shut down Dr. Malone's podcast, because they don't want the millions of people getting these vaccines to know that they're part of a giant pharma experiment.

But if the lawn guy is cool with being experimented on, it's all good.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 24, 2021 09:56 AM (k4dH2)

350 Holy crap! That building collapse. Over half of the building just caved in like the supports were cut off. Controlled demolitions don't even fall that fast!
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Yeah, we were at the mandated CRT training the day we were supposed to be finalizing the load calcs on that building. You know, the schedule just got away from us.

Posted by: FL Structural Engineering Corp, a woman/minority owned business at June 24, 2021 09:56 AM (7Fj9P)

351 The vaccines are safe and if you go around spreading "disinformation" you will not only be de-platformed but you are going on a big fat list, buster.

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DemoTechnoFascists
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 24, 2021 09:54 AM (qmgN2)

No worries. I'm in Europe...AFAUK.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 09:56 AM (U7wke)

352 Charge! Charge the blockhouse! *blows bugle* *runs upstairs*

Biden in the Whitehouse

Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 24, 2021 09:56 AM (4I/2K)

353 346 "Can you own a 155? It's a single shot, breech loading weapon"

Is it painted Black or Scary Black?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:55 AM (83lwH)

And it has that thing that goes up in the middle... you know... the personnel shield!

Luckily, no chain saw Bayonet though.... it stays on the Carrier.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 24, 2021 09:56 AM (oHd/0)

354 The country's coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer�

Also unhinged.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 24, 2021 09:57 AM (tziDe)

355 I think that story is a red herring: albacore is a
similar species, that runs w/tuna. You have probably eaten as much
albacore as actual tuna over the coarse of your life.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2021 09:50 AM

It is. Cooking degrades dna in any food substance. I suspect this was just a hit job on somebody who wants to embarrass subway.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 24, 2021 09:57 AM (JUOKG)

356 Why, no - It is not true that I own an atomic Annie with ammunition.

Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 09:57 AM (Fv+iD)

357 This being California, if Subway was serving albacore and calling it tuna - they're screwed.

I could swear I've always seen it as "albacore tuna". Yes, here we go: albacore is also knows as "longfin tuna", so it is a species of tuna.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 09:57 AM (1vynn)

358 Don't complain. CBD could've entertained us with Freud's "Man With Leg Up" instead of Annabel's dirty feet and haunches . . .

Posted by: Ned Reid at June 24, 2021 09:57 AM (iTaVT)

359 Paint's dry.

Posted by: klaftern at June 24, 2021 09:57 AM (r4sI4)

360 "Google (via YouTube) shut down Dr. Malone's podcast"

Wow.

(Dr Strange pose) We're in the Endgame now.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 09:58 AM (83lwH)

361
It is. Cooking degrades dna in any food substance. I suspect this was just a hit job on somebody who wants to embarrass subway.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 24, 2021 09:57 AM (JUOKG

This is how corporate takeovers happen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2021 09:58 AM (4fSQf)

362 Why would Subway be using albacore instead of plain tuna? It's almost twice as expensive.

Posted by: creeper at June 24, 2021 09:58 AM (XxJt1)

363 Overnight it seems like, Turner's (last gun store in city of Los Angeles) has zero available handgun inventory.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 24, 2021 09:58 AM (i+7ni)

364 A few years ago my Mom was in hospital and Subway had the franchise rights. Um the coffee was ok.

Two years ago when my Dad's decline started Starbucks had the franchise. The coffee sucked.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 24, 2021 09:59 AM (6Pqz7)

365 Overnight it seems like, Turner's (last gun store in city of Los Angeles) has zero available handgun inventory.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 24, 2021 09:58 AM (i+7ni)

I'll be bahk.......

Posted by: Terminator at June 24, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

366 I think that story is a red herring: albacore is a similar species, that runs w/tuna. You have probably eaten as much albacore as actual tuna over the coarse of your life.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2021 09:50 AM (7Fj9P)

doesn't albacore cost more that regular tuna at the grocery?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 24, 2021 09:59 AM (sJHOI)

367 I could swear I've always seen it as "albacore tuna". Yes, here we go: albacore is also knows as "longfin tuna", so it is a species of tuna.
Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 09:57 AM (1vynn)

And that would matter if the world were sane and reasonable. Subway is screwed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 24, 2021 09:59 AM (U7wke)

368 It is. Cooking degrades dna in any food substance. I suspect this was just a hit job on somebody who wants to embarrass subway.

Or a hit job on DNA testing.

Posted by: t-bird at June 24, 2021 09:59 AM (AytXr)

369 Subway is rotten to the albacore.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 24, 2021 10:00 AM (Fc5rx)

370 211 ... Brave Sir Robin,

I'm not aware of a documentary on the Night Watch restoration yet. I hope there is one coming soon. We saw a brief item at the end of a BBC news cast and learned there were other stories on ABC and other news outlets. Youtube has some videos about it.

I envy your chance to deal with those etchings. They must have been magnificent.

Posted by: JTB at June 24, 2021 10:00 AM (7EjX1)

371 Why would Subway be using albacore instead of plain tuna? It's almost twice as expensive.
Posted by: creeper at June 24, 2021 09:58 AM (XxJt1)

Puhleeezze........

Posted by: Wild Conspiracy Theories at June 24, 2021 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

372 doesn't albacore cost more that regular tuna at the grocery?

We at schooner's tuna....

Posted by: Archer at June 24, 2021 10:00 AM (Fv+iD)

373 I miss seeing the actor Darren McGaven. Always like that guy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 10:01 AM (NQJ5P)

374 1) Hunter can't pay for his $80k hooker AGAIN
2) Buys stock in Barretta
3) Daddy threatens to nuke Deplorables

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 24, 2021 10:02 AM (83lwH)

375 Well, at least Subway doesn't use sewer rat tuna. As far as I know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 24, 2021 10:02 AM (tziDe)

376 Subway is rotten to the albacore.

Sorry, Charlie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 24, 2021 10:02 AM (HaL55)

377 I'm in double trouble. I used to shoot a 12lb cannon frequently during Old South week . We may also had been a few balls short on the Frat pool table afterwards.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 24, 2021 10:02 AM (2DOZq)

378 Quoth Muldoon: I would have to say I'm a "Freud not!"
Well done, Jung man.
If only i could come up with a pun for adler, or lacan...

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at June 24, 2021 10:02 AM (rw/ga)

379 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 24, 2021 10:02 AM (khAeP)

380 Well, at least Subway doesn't use sewer rat tuna. As far as I know.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 24, 2021 10:02 AM (tziDe)

You don't see any cows around here, do ya?

Posted by: Demolition Man at June 24, 2021 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

381 Chicken of the Sea regular tuna on sale this week for 89 cents. Albacore is $1.69.

Posted by: creeper at June 24, 2021 10:03 AM (XxJt1)

382 317

I think the rule was they had used it once this year but could use it for 2022. Also, I think the rule was the $15 minimum wage wasn't germane to the bill. So it was tossed. Agree with the CR. But any "budget" called that and then separately fund everything else. They'll run up to the "omni budget" spending bill (whatever the grab bag thing at the end is called).

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 24, 2021 10:03 AM (lnki2)

383 Once something is covered in substitute mayonnaise DNA structure of the protein becomes impossible to test cuz substitute mayonnaise. Mayonnaise has super powers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2021 10:03 AM (NQJ5P)

384 All foundations must be at least two feet deep.
Posted by: Florida Memorial University Student Design Contest at June 24, 2021 09:54 AM

Way to bring it back to today's artwork! Bravo!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2021 10:04 AM (DMUuz)

385 As my Italian grandfather always said

You should tuna the other cheek.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 24, 2021 10:05 AM (2DOZq)

386 328.
Those relying on Uncle Sugar have access to guns. Probably can't afford "registered/ legal" guns given the market.

I suspect Suburb Wine Karen who didn't like mean tweets has a whole new opinion on those nasty guns.

The police aren't there to protect you. And there's less of them now. They're there to protect the criminals.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 24, 2021 10:07 AM (lnki2)

387 360 "Google (via YouTube) shut down Dr. Malone's podcast"

Wow.

(Dr Strange pose) We're in the Endgame now.
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Yes, Our Tech Masters can't have us little people knowing about the risks of the "perfectly safe" experimental mRNA vaccines they're busy shoving down everyone's throats.

In fact, we're not even allowed to discuss the fact that there ARE risks, and lots of them still unknown, because apparently we is too stooopid to hear this information and decide for ourselves if we want to expose ourselves (or our children) to those risks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 24, 2021 10:07 AM (k4dH2)

388 As far as reconciliation, IIRC, the Senate Parliamentarian has indicated that they can't use that power for spending bills.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2021 09:47 AM (7Fj9P
No, she said they could have one more reconciliation in this Congress, and it can be used for a spending bill because that's budgetary, but the bill can't have any non-spending stuff in it like ballot harvesting or no voter IDs.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 24, 2021 10:19 AM (BMmaB)

389 As my Italian grandfather always said

You should tuna the other cheek.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 24, 2021 10:05 AM (2DOZq
You can tune a piano . . . .

Posted by: REO Speedwagon at June 24, 2021 10:20 AM (BMmaB)

390
Dr. Scholls daughter OR the BigFoot is a DAME.

Posted by: Saf at June 24, 2021 01:03 PM (/N+d8)

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