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Victoria Secrets Rebrands Itself as the Lingerie of Choice for Woke, Ugly Women

Victoria's Secret has decided that beauty isn't beauty -- woke bullying "activism" is now true beauty.

The embattled lingerie brand, which has struggled to maintain its share of the marketplace amid numerous scandals in recent years, announced a new initiative Wednesday with a very different look. Replacing its typical crop of long-legged, bombshell models is a unique group of "trailblazing" women, deemed The VS Collective, "designed to shape the future" of the company.


"We are proud to bring together an unparalleled group of trailblazing partners who share a common goal to drive positive change," the company wrote in a statement on the rebrand, a clear attempt to move away from its long history of appealing to the male gaze.

Yeah... why would a woman buying a silk teddy wish to "appeal to the male gaze"?

I'm sorry, is there any other purpose of sexy undergarments? Undergarments which are not meant to be seen do not have to be pretty. In fact, they're often not very pretty.

The article notes that Victoria' Secret's former marketing director said something about the company not hiring plus-sized models. And a former executive is linked to Jeffrey Epstein.

And so: Their #Woke pennance.

..

"We are creating a platform that will build new, deeper relationships with all women," Martha Pease, Chief Marketing Officer, said in a press release. "In marrying our new partners' energy, creativity and perspectives with our network and scale, we can transform how we connect with and show up for women."

The founding members of The VS Collective will collaborate with the brand on product lines, digital content and internal programs, in addition to supporting women-focused causes. According to The New York Times, the iconic supermodel "Angels," with their massive bedazzled wings, are gone for good.

Among the new set of brand ambassadors is soccer superstar Megan Rapinoe, an outspoken LGBTQIA+ and equal pay activist who reflects the brand's pivot away from its narrow view of female beauty standards.

When women put on a matching silk bra and panty set, are they fantasizing they've become as hot as Megan Rapinoe?

meganrapinoesupermodel.jpg

They've also hired a transgender and various other people who do not conform to the White Supremacist Patriarchy's ideas of feminine beauty standards.

Is this "Get Woke, Go Broke"?

Tim Pool made a good point a while ago: A lot of times, this bizarre pandering to the fringe left isn't a case of "Get Woke, Go Broke." It's rather a case of "Got Broke, Get Woke" -- companies are ailing, almost going bankrupt, and then choose to make one last desperate bid for media attention and renewed financial strength by rebranding themselves as Woke Political Goods.

Is that what's going on with Victoria's Secret?

Well, maybe. Victoria's Secret has been experiencing "financial woes" for years.

Moody's Investors Service on Tuesday downgraded L Brand's outlook from "stable" to "negative," with Moody's Vice President Christina Boni citing "the deteriorating operating margins and negative comparable store sales at Victoria's Secret for the past 10 quarters."

Moody's anticipates that L Brands, which "has very good liquidity and moderate leverage," can continue to generate around $375 million of free cash flow to reduce debt, according to a note emailed by Moody's to Retail Dive.

Boni's team also said they're concerned that Victoria's Secrets sales and profit "trends may remain weak" and that the company can ill afford any downward movement from its so far well performing Bath & Body Works unit.

In addition, Victoria's Secret is "massively restructuring." Something that financially healthy companies don't often do.

If that's what's going on-- well, good luck with alllll of that.

Because that never works.

Ask the producers of Terminator: Dark Fate. And the producers of the woke reboot of Charlies Angels. And the producers of The Last Jedi. And the producers of Woke Star Trek. And the producers of Woke Doctor Who.



I don't know if this is worth mentioning, but Megan Rapinoe is a nasty SJW bully who would cancel you in a hot second.

So: Via Twitch, shouldn't she be cancelled, given the #StopAntiAsianHate moral panic that Megan Rapinoe no doubt supports?

Good point on SJW racists generally:


What do you think? Will you be more or less likely to buy Victoria's Secret for yourself or as a gift?

I think the brand is radioactive.

And to be honest, Victoria's Secret was never what I thought it should be, based on their modeling shows. I would go into Victoria's Secret looking for something sexy -- and I would always find their undergarments to be... practical and not very sexy at all.

They were merely pink.


And this is my experience from 10, 20 years ago when I would bother going in the shop. I always was left puzzled as to why Victoria's Secret was considered "sexy" at all.

I don't know if it ever really appealed to the "male gaze" so much as "the male gayz."


Again, I think their sexy reputation was only due of their fashion shows, in which models wore stuff not even on sale in the shop.

And now the sexy fashion shows are gone.

Replaced by a mannish raging Entitlement Queen with a pink version of Richard Spencer's haircut.

Specualtion:

28 This is an executive exit strategy.

My theory is that executives go along with this (a) anticipating a short bump in sales and valuation due to the publicity, and (b) with the expectation that they will sell all stocks and find a different job. Company owners rarely do this shit. It is always grifters-for-hire in the C-suite that approve this stuff and they are the chicken, not the pig.

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Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

2 Rapinoe turned one whine about not getting paid as much as her male counterparts into a small empire of endorsements.

I mean...better than Hope Solo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

3 *eyes stack of Sears Catalogs in the corner*

I'm OK with this.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 01:31 PM (KnJdm)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

5 And to be honest, Victoria's Secret was never what I thought it should be, based on their modeling shows. I would go into Victoria's Secret looking for something sexy -- and I would always find their undergarments to be... practical and not very sexy at all.

And you just wanted to feel pretty.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 17, 2021 01:31 PM (jOcSX)

6 That is TERRIBLE.

Victoria's Secret.

We'll hide your package.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Reading The content like a newbie

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 01:31 PM (Cxk7w)

8 BARF

Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2021 01:31 PM (Zmnko)

9 The new Victoria's Secret fall line is going to be all flannel.

Except for the banana hammock.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 17, 2021 01:31 PM (jOcSX)

10 Probably was the first

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 01:32 PM (Cxk7w)

11 Come on, man! Go full Victor Secrets ... or go home.

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 01:32 PM (Q65OF)

12 I want to smack that smug look right off of her face.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:32 PM (Ez6QX)

13 "Victor's Secret- For when your Secret isn't"

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at June 17, 2021 01:32 PM (N3El/)

14 > And this is my experience from 10, 20 years ago when I would bother going in the shop. I always was left puzzled as to why Victoria's Secret was considered "sexy" at all.

You went to VS when you were NINE YEARS OLD?

Posted by: ArthurK at June 17, 2021 01:32 PM (mI1ez)

15 And you just wanted to feel pretty.





Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 17, 2021 01:31 PM (jOcSX)

lol

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 01:32 PM (KnJdm)

16 Yuck

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 01:33 PM (kTF2Z)

17 >>>You went to VS when you were NINE YEARS OLD?


Yes.

Well, *almost* nine years old.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:33 PM (0G13K)

18 14 > And this is my experience from 10, 20 years ago when I would bother going in the shop. I always was left puzzled as to why Victoria's Secret was considered "sexy" at all.

You went to VS when you were NINE YEARS OLD?
Posted by: ArthurK at June 17, 2021 01:32 PM (mI1ez)

========

Dude's been getting trim for a long time. Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

19 Victor's Secret > Lady Penis

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 01:33 PM (3/f2v)

20 "and I would always find their undergarments to be... practical and not very sexy at all.

They were merely pink."

So undergarments can't be sexy and practical? Huh.

I'm probably missing the point there, but something most people can agree on is that Megan Rapinoe doesn't likely invoke thoughts about teh sechs in most people, particularly with her attitude.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 17, 2021 01:33 PM (a+Mub)

21 Don't worry, ladies. We're still here for you.

Posted by: Frederick's of Hollywood at June 17, 2021 01:33 PM (Jsjd7)

22 Prediction: the NFL buys the Lingerie League, brands it with Victoria's Secret, and all the players will be trans.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (ohOLP)

23 So they are going with the "we will put mean ugly and fat people in sexy underwear and hopes that sells" route?

That's a bold strategy cotton, let's see if it pays off.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (JUOKG)

24 I have always thought VS was more a male salesman recipient.
No real male is buying crap from woke lesbian

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (Cxk7w)

25 My dad used to get the Victoria's Secret catalogue. It wasn't because he was some perv checking out the models (that would have been his teenaged sons, ahem...), it's because he would buy Victoria Secret products for his wife and the mother of his children.

She may have had a few years on those ladies and may not have had the same body she once had but Victoria's Secret helped them spice up their romantic life. While I'm sure he bought items that I really don't want to think about - he also bought their sweaters and casual wear because of brand loyalty.

Considering how flexible and open-minded the Boomer generation is known to be I'm sure he will be thrilled to see the trans-women and the models of "realistic" bodies...

Posted by: Santos L. Halper at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (6mWO8)

26 I've used that "evolving toolset for sociopaths" line in converstations about woeness

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (sJHOI)

27 Going for the butch and mentally disturbed clientele.

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (gmo/4)

28 This is an executive exit strategy.

My theory is that executives go along with this (a) anticipating a short bump in sales and valuation due to the publicity, and (b) with the expectation that they will sell all stocks and find a different job. Company owners rarely do this shit. It is always grifters-for-hire in the C-suite that approve this stuff and they are the chicken, not the pig.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (2vKyL)

29 #NotMyLingerie

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (TNyrE)

30 the clothes were trying to accomplish through a male lens and through what men desired.


Yes. And it made them billions. Because males like to look at sexy females.

How it was designed.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

31 "We are proud to bring together an unparalleled group of trailblazing partners who share a common goal to drive positive change," the company wrote in a statement on the rebrand, a clear attempt to move away from its long history of appealing to the male gaze.
++++
Forgive me for being a knuckle-dragging, brutish man, but I have a question.

In what way is lingerie about anything *other* than the "male gaze?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (Jsjd7)

32 The left sucks. They ruin everything.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (tlCCt)

33 Somebody is intentionally flying the VS brand into a cliff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (guGkK)

34 VICTORIA'S SECRET IS A DICK!

Posted by: Charleton Heston at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (sWM8x)

35 I used to give B'Gal VS gift certificates when we were first dating. She always put them to good use. Very. Good. Use.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (HaL55)

36 They are also updating their line of perfumes. The new scents will include Sweaty Fat Roll, Crumbs in my Navel, Underboob Transudation, Cottage Cheese Thighs, Lesbian Snizz Drip, and Ode de Odoriferous Ass Crack.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (VpIIl)

37 Out: Lace teddies
In: Cottons panties with special padding to hide your female penis. Make sure you give them a surprise after last call "ladies!"

Posted by: Victorias Secret at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (DpkTQ)

38 The VS Collective?

Prepare to be assimilated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (04XgJ)

39 30 the clothes were trying to accomplish through a male lens and through what men desired.


Yes. And it made them billions. Because males like to look at sexy females.

How it was designed.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

Men should appreciate women in baggy sweat pants and long shirts. That's true sexy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

40 Ladies, buy our lingerie and then you too can look like a fat tranny or a short ugly dyke!

Posted by: Victoria's Secret Marketing Team at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (k4dH2)

41 "Got Broke, Get Woke"

So they target a bunch of broke retards and a miniscule portion of society to boost their bottom lines? Sounds legit, if'n you are a woke retard.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (DB16e)

42 OK, so I have a question, may I ? Thank you. Why is it embattled ? Any fantasy/lifestyle brand does well when they keep the fantasy going. How dumb are their executives and brand managers ??

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (V13WU)

43 Wait, wait, wait...Are you telling me Ewoks wear lingerie?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (dfRN6)

44 See here, I'm taking all my edible panties business to See's.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (guGkK)

45 I always was left puzzled as to why Victoria's Secret was considered "sexy" at all.



Fredrick's of Hollywood.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (3/f2v)

46 I think she's hot.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (0axUO)

47 How'd Smirnoff or whomever fare when they used that obnoxious cuunt in their ads?

Why is SHE the only one they can pull of that team to do ads? She's an America hating piece of shit that should be considered a cancer, not paid handsomely for her presence.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

48 My wife has a really low opinion of the quality of their stuff. This would be from 10 years ago, when she tried them a couple times and found it to be expensive but poorly made.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (ohOLP)

49 goes w/o saying, but if you own stock in Limited Brands well..............

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (sJHOI)

50 Once upon a time women tried to be appealing to men, AND men tried to be appealing to women.
Now we sell selfishness as a virtue instead.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (DpkTQ)

51 Victor Victoria's Secret.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (W2Pud)

52 Is this "Get Woke, Go Broke"?
Nope. Hail Mary, she's scary (or hairy).

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (v16oJ)

53 Don't worry, ladies. We're still here for you.

Posted by: Frederick's of Hollywood at June 17, 2021 01:33 PM (Jsjd7)

Fight the patriarchy! Reject the woke tyranny! Go braless and ditch the panties. For FREEDOM!!

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 01:37 PM (KnJdm)

54 >>>Fredrick's of Hollywood.


so that always struck me as a little too trashy. I doubted my ability to convince a woman to put something on from there.

But there were sexier slips and teddies and stuff just available at like Macy's or whatever.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:37 PM (0G13K)

55 I pays my wimmens in cash and they go buy what they want at the Dollar Store.

Win-win.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2021 01:37 PM (8VdmT)

56 1980s advertising was eerily prescient. They got the target wrong, but the outcome right:
https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 01:37 PM (Jsjd7)

57 That lingerie you just tried on that you suspected smelled like tranny ass or may have been stretched out by some bulbous glutes? Yeah, that.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2021 01:37 PM (VpIIl)

58 Trashylingerie.com

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2021 01:37 PM (04XgJ)

59 I should have said above, that

In the blue plate breakfast of life, they are the chicken and not the pig.

(still working on that metaphor)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 01:37 PM (2vKyL)

60 My wife has a really low opinion of the quality of their stuff. This would be from 10 years ago, when she tried them a couple times and found it to be expensive but poorly made.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (ohOLP)



To be fair, slave kids in Thailand are easily distracted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 01:37 PM (guGkK)

61 "Collective"

Seriously, they named it that.

Wow.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2021 01:37 PM (SVo1+)

62 Rapinoe isn't the least bit attratractive.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2021 01:38 PM (AL0d+)

63

Gotta get another mudflap reduction, starting to feel like I'm sitting on a 'roid pillow.

Again.

Dunno why these damn things keep swelling up...

Wish I had a dick!

*sobs*

Posted by: Rapinoe's Puffy Snizz at June 17, 2021 01:38 PM (vzKmu)

64 >>>55 I pays my wimmens in cash and they go buy what they want at the Dollar Store.


that's an Integrity Move. well done.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:38 PM (0G13K)

65 Men should appreciate women in baggy sweat pants and long shirts. That's true sexy.
Add in random questionable stains on the sweatpants, some ugly tats and a nose ring and we are there with you!


Posted by: The women of Twitter at June 17, 2021 01:38 PM (DpkTQ)

66 Men should appreciate women in baggy sweat pants and long shirts. That's true sexy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)


And obese women in yoga pants, don't forget them.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:38 PM (Ez6QX)

67 My wife has a really low opinion of the quality of their stuff. This would be from 10 years ago, when she tried them a couple times and found it to be expensive but poorly made.

==

You may be on to something.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2021 01:38 PM (V13WU)

68 Only thing I liked about VS was the way it smelled when you walked by the store.
I have a feeling that'll be gone soon too.

Posted by: MLCross at June 17, 2021 01:38 PM (K8Z2z)

69 MY GOD, IT'S BRILLIANT!!!!

Posted by: Bialystok & Bloom at June 17, 2021 01:39 PM (guGkK)

70
Men should appreciate women in baggy sweat pants and long shirts. That's true sexy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)



The sweat pants must be just tight enough so I can see the ass cheeks jiggle when she walks.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Why is SHE the only one they can pull of that team to do ads? She's an America hating piece of shit
____________

Question asked. Question answered.

What do you need us for?

Posted by: Victoria's Secret Marketing Team at June 17, 2021 01:39 PM (k4dH2)

72 66 Men should appreciate women in baggy sweat pants and long shirts. That's true sexy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

And obese women in yoga pants, don't forget them.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:38 PM (Ez6QX)

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I just call them "The Ruling Class."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

73 I'm just happy that a bunch of prog found a new company to drive into insolvency. At some point people are going to notice these people are losers and not hire them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2021 01:39 PM (Y5qcH)

74 My experience is, it's never a good idea to buy your woman some trashy underwear.



Posted by: DB- just DB at June 17, 2021 01:39 PM (iTXRQ)

75 28 This is an executive exit strategy.

My theory is that executives go along with this (a) anticipating a short bump in sales and valuation due to the publicity, and (b) with the expectation that they will sell all stocks and find a different job. Company owners rarely do this shit. It is always grifters-for-hire in the C-suite that approve this stuff and they are the chicken, not the pig.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (2vKyL)

Agreed. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 17, 2021 01:39 PM (mdjgu)

76
>>>62 Rapinoe isn't the least bit attratractive.


She looks like Strawberry Shortcakes' tucked-under dick.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:39 PM (0G13K)

77 Subway has gone from Jarrod the child molester to Rapinoe the bull dyke.

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2021 01:39 PM (gmo/4)

78 Rapinoe isn't the least bit attratractive.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2021 01:38 PM (AL0d+)


Cuz, she's a guy, so......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Why is SHE the only one they can pull of that team to do ads? She's an America hating piece of shit that should be considered a cancer, not paid handsomely for her presence.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)



She's doing Subway ads now, too.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

80 I bought DanMa'am some stuff from Victoria's Secret back in the old days. She hated that crap. Said it was made of plastic fibers that scratched in the wrong places.

Posted by: DanMan at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (aUOqu)

81 Martin Waters, Victoria's Secret new CEO, told us "We needed to stop being about what me want and to be about what women want".
Ummm, what if what women want is men?

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (v16oJ)

82 The J. Crew Messenger Bag is, perhaps, the most under appreciated bit of sexy lingerie in history.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (DMUuz)

83 Bitch, you just knocked my burger out of my hand with a soccer ball!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (kTF2Z)

84 Come for summertime civil unrest; stay for random severed limbs!

"At 9:30am, a 911 caller reported a human leg covered in plastic behind the Ukrainian center in Northeast Minneapolis. Several responders arrived and a supervisor was called. They were there for hours. We don't have any other info right now. Will update if or when info surfaces."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (+WWsf)

85 Once bought my then girlfriend some lingerie from VS.

She thanked me but said it wasn't really her style. Asked if she could exchange it.

I of course said yes.

Within hours, my male fantasy had been turned into a pair of cotton pajama pants I can only assume she found in a discount bin.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (KbCG3)

86 Expect to see a flood of Austin Powers/Victor's Secret crossover memes, "That's a man, baby". Maybe Tater can get a side hustle as a VS Angle.

Posted by: Stacy0311 at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (YXrgh)

87 Fredericks of Hollywood should slide in VS's spot now if they were smart. Class it up a bit . They tend to be a little trashier if that's possible.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (2DOZq)

88 Martin Waters, Victoria's Secret new CEO, told us "We needed to stop being about what me want and to be about what women want".
Ummm, what if what women want is men?


That's where the trannies come in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 17, 2021 01:41 PM (SchxB)

89 86
Within hours, my male fantasy had been turned into a pair of cotton pajama pants I can only assume she found in a discount bin.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (KbCG3)

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They probably cost $70.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

90 Shaka, when the panties dropped.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2021 01:41 PM (vuisn)

91 Who buys VS anymore? If you want to buy sexy outfits there are a number of better cheaper places to get them from. These places that are going woke have already seen their sales plummet, have forecast the trajectory of their impending doom, and this is throwing niche-ish crap against the wall to delay the inevitable.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2021 01:41 PM (+BMD8)

92 Victoria's Secret was for women who fantasized about being naughty. And in the beginning, some of their pieces were interesting and well-made. But they turned to shit, just like every other overleveraged company.

You might as well just go to Frederick's of Hollywood. They specifically cater to the slutty MILF market.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 01:41 PM (2JVJo)

93 Prediction: VS will be defunct in 5 years.

You can say you read it here first, and that you knew me back when.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 17, 2021 01:41 PM (iTXRQ)

94 So ...
VS thinks it will appeal to women to use the label "collective" and promote bullies, mentally-ill people, people who cultivate transgressive ugliness, etc? We women are supposed to relate better to those types?

Ok then.

Posted by: Emmie at June 17, 2021 01:41 PM (tcsxg)

95 The J. Crew Messenger Bag is, perhaps, the most under appreciated bit of sexy lingerie in history.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (DMUuz)

And the Fuck Me Crocs.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (KnJdm)

96 ok I need to go on a Womens Soccer rant for a sec. It might take two parts.

first off, USA women's soccer is TERRIBLE. BUT ... in other countries - women DON'T PLAY SOCCER

they play HOCKEY which is considered "more civilized" - soccer/football is for brutes

so USA can beat the world in women's soccer (and rugby, same reason except the Kiwi women kick butt)

it is no big deal. only scrubs on all the other country teams

how do we do - with ALL our massive amount of female athletes - in HOCKEY (not ice) internationally? want to take a guess?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (j9HX3)

97 >>>You might as well just go to Frederick's of Hollywood. They specifically cater to the slutty MILF market.

how can I cater to this market?

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0G13K)

98 VS at Pentagon City was the go to place for Bird Colonels shopping for their squeezes around Christmas.

Now it's back to Pajamagram....


Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0axUO)

99

Victoria's deep dark Secret was that she lookalikaman as the old Saturday Night Live sketch goes.

PAT!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (9VFzC)

100 Only thing I liked about VS was the way it smelled when you walked by the store.
I have a feeling that'll be gone soon too.
Posted by: MLCross at June 17, 2021 01:38 PM (K8Z2z)


It will now smell like man sweat, butt crack and lube.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

101 Men should appreciate women in baggy sweat pants and long shirts. That's true sexy.

Add in random questionable stains on the sweatpants, some ugly tats and a nose ring and we are there with you!


Minus the nose ring and add a boy cut haircut & they could pass for your college roommate!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (3/f2v)

102 And to be honest, Victoria's Secret was never what I thought it should be, based on their modeling shows. I would go into Victoria's Secret looking for something sexy -- and I would always find their undergarments to be... practical and not very sexy at all.

They were merely pink.

>>>>

Yeah pink would totally clash with your fur and orange head cover.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (G2zl5)

103 Lingere is meant to be worn for no more than ten minutes.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (2DOZq)

104 Martin Waters?

Should've hired John Waters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (04XgJ)

105 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

106 You might as well just go to Frederick's of Hollywood. They specifically cater to the slutty MILF market.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 01:41 PM (2JVJo)



It's practically the only place you can find a bustier in 24X

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (guGkK)

107 They probably cost $70.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

I never did get change but that also may not have had anything to do with the cost.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (KbCG3)

108 One thing I learned from my lousy DISMAL Investing history:

Hold means Sell.
Stable means Sell.

If they say Sell, you should have sold two to six months ago.

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (Z32m1)

109 >>96 The J. Crew Messenger Bag is, perhaps, the most under appreciated bit of sexy lingerie in history.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (DMUuz)

And the Fuck Me Crocs.

...

i just wanted him to notice me

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0G13K)

110 This tall, lean redhead in a summer dress isn't down with woke lingerie concepts:
https://is.gd/GZdpmC

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 01:43 PM (Jsjd7)

111 What are they going to sell, sweats and mens' uniform pants ? Wallet chains ?

Posted by: President My sons a painter at June 17, 2021 01:43 PM (M+Lyo)

112 >>> She's doing Subway ads now, too.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)


Yeah, she's really standing on the shoulders of giants there.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2021 01:43 PM (+BMD8)

113 And the Fuck Me Crocs.
Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (KnJdm)

Do they have to be lathered up in that "butter" first before they get to the FM status?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 17, 2021 01:43 PM (a+Mub)

114 She looks like Strawberry Shortcakes' tucked-under dick

*snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2021 01:43 PM (AL0d+)

115 I saw Lesbian Snizz Drip open for the Indigo Girls at Lilith Fair in '07.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 01:43 PM (2JVJo)

116
how can I cater to this market?
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0G13K)


Become a distributor!!!

We've got the pyramid scheme for YOU!!!!

- Frederick's Sales Department

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Sexy is slender, but not emaciated, pretty girls with nice tits.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A PRETTY GIRL COULD WEAR AN UNDERSIZED BURLAP SACK AND BE SEXY.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (xopIz)

118 Victoria's secret abandoning femininity leaves the door open for a new comer to the market
Someone will fill the Void.
Opportunity Knox

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (z79tQ)

119 111 One thing I learned from my lousy DISMAL Investing history:

Hold means Sell.
Stable means Sell.

If they say Sell, you should have sold two to six months ago.

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (Z32m1)

Also, the analysts are all full of shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (Y5qcH)

120 It isn't just some executive with L Brands who was involved with Epstein. It was Wexler himself who sold Epstein that $77M townhouse in Manhattan for $1. The one that was all wired for sound and video.

Posted by: the dandy at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (cLNTv)

121 When did Milo start wearing the number 15?

Posted by: Mongo at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (FJoyS)

122 how can I cater to this market?
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0G13K)
++++
A bit of brill cream and touch of cologne.

And a big wallet helps...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (Jsjd7)

123 My theory is that executives go along with this (a) anticipating a short bump in sales and valuation due to the publicity, and (b) with the expectation that they will sell all stocks and find a different job. Company owners rarely do this shit. It is always grifters-for-hire in the C-suite that approve this stuff and they are the chicken, not the pig.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 01:34 PM (2vKyL)


Yup. And those same people also infest politics, which is why they're running western governments the same way, with the same results.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (jOcSX)

124 98 >>>You might as well just go to Frederick's of Hollywood. They specifically cater to the slutty MILF market.

how can I cater to this market?
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0G13K)

========

Sell out and get the Pierre Omidyar dollars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

125 I'll answer my own question - we always lose - even to tiny countries - in women's hockey. we don't even really have a men's team (which is part of why).

but our girls winning in soccer is a joke. we're playing against nobodies. decent female athletes in other countries would NOT play soccer/football.

we're shooting fish in a barrel with women's soccer, just like women's basketball. it's a joke!

impress me when you can compete - even just compete! - with other countries' female hockey teams, ok? (there's no hope of us competing on the men's side unless a LOT of things change)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (j9HX3)

126


Megan Rapinoe IS... Bitch Pudding!

- Robot Chicken, The Movie... Christmas '21...

Posted by: Rapinoe's Puffy Snizz at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (vzKmu)

127
Messenger bag...
Vespa...
Crocs...

And now this. Is there something you need to get off your chest, Wicket? We'll accept you just the way you are.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (n+4am)

128 Men are programmed, genetically, to like feminine women, and women to life masculine men.
Interesting that the left continues to go down the well of androgyny.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (DpkTQ)

129 lol. Just in time for their L Brands spinoff into a separate publicly traded company.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (VpIIl)

130 Who owns these nuts and how do I short them?

Posted by: Mongo at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (FJoyS)

131 My secret is that I have a dick.

Posted by: Victoria at June 17, 2021 01:44 PM (Y5qcH)

132 It's fine to realize that there are beautiful bodies that are not size 0 with double D boobs. But what is achieved by using these new models? Are they trying to market to women who *don't* want to feel sexy or attractive? That would be a super niche market.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (9hauA)

133 >>117 >>> She's doing Subway ads now, too.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

I thought she wasn't into foot-longs?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (vuisn)

134 Victoria's Secret? She gained 160 pounds.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (r+sAi)

135 @92: "... and this is throwing niche-ish crap against the wall to delay the inevitable."

VS Collective makes it sound like an appeal toward single women who imagine themselves being single for awhile.

The woke diversity and inclusion angle sounds like a really good way to make all men politically right of center-left shop somewhere else for their significant others too.

Very strange marketing move all around. I'd be interested in ready the actual board meeting research brief that put these changes in motion.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (+WWsf)

136
Do antifa and BLM chicks wear sexy underwear?
Do they wear clean underwear?
Do they wear underwear at all?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (iTXRQ)

137 This tall, lean redhead in a summer dress isn't down with woke lingerie concepts:
https://is.gd/GZdpmC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 01:43 PM (Jsjd7)


I want to buy her a farm and put fat, Catholic babies in her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (jOcSX)

138 You were promised that the demise of Christianity at the hands of the ACLU types would lead to a sexier, freer society. You were lied to, but that doesn't excuse complicity.

As always, I'm happy with this. While shrews like Rapinoe and entitled JAPs like Ella Emhoff (Kamala's "daughter") are celebrated as the new beauty standard, the white majority AND the various minorities stand athwart the cabal shouting "what the fuck?!"

Though I must admit- at least they have some mediocre grade of talent, which is more than I can say for Hunter Biden.

Posted by: trev006 at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (Zg11O)

139 Fruit of the Loon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (63Dwl)

140 Lingere is meant to be worn for no more than ten minutes.
Posted by: Just a side note


20 minutes for the french maid outfit.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (3/f2v)

141 I wait to see what the effect on VS' balance sheet will be. When I was a wee las buying comics with her nickel, "Millie the Model" was one of my favorites.


I recall an issue in which the modeling agency told Millie and friends that he clients wanted realistic models in the ads. These "realistic" models were drawn as stocky figures with bags under their eyes, pudding bowl haricuts and clothes from a Soviet-era department store.

The issue ended with Millie and gang being re-hired, because no one was buying reality. They wanted hopes and dreams.

Posted by: Wethal at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (ZzVCK)

142 138 >>117 >>> She's doing Subway ads now, too.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

I thought she wasn't into foot-longs?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (vuisn)

==========

Well, foot long rubber dildos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

143
I thought she wasn't into foot-longs?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (vuisn)



Only the silicone ones.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

144 >Victoria's Secret?


she/he's a post-op tranny

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (iTXRQ)

145 i'm raising the Bluth Company to a "Don't Buy"!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pbRYljkDFg

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (0G13K)

146 Pretty sure the women around here wear Cosabella and Di Moda, to name two...

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (VpIIl)

147 Not sure what Victoria's Secrets could do at this point to stay culturally relevant much less economically viable.


Actually kind of surprised it's still around. The era of the supermodel has come and gone.

Posted by: TC at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (KuDNQ)

148 VS Collective just sounds super commie

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (j9HX3)

149 She's doing Subway ads now, too.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)



Glad I stopped going to Subway's then.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

150 And obese women in yoga pants, don't forget them.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:38 PM (Ez6QX)

Someone here called them sausage casings last week.

Gold.

Posted by: 496 at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (U1eOr)

151 You might as well just go to Frederick's of Hollywood. They specifically cater to the slutty MILF market.

how can I cater to this market?
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0G13K)


Body wax. Sweet talk a little more expansive than "Yub! Yub!" But most of all, a yuge. . . .

Wallet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (2JVJo)

152 >>puzzled as to why Victoria's Secret was considered "sexy" at all.

They were selling the sizzle, and getting people to walk in the store. But mostly women buy that stuff, and mostly they buy for practical reasons. Like the Dodge dealer with the viper in the front window, pulling people in to buy shit mini-vans.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 01:47 PM (2vKyL)

153 Ok, can someone explain this to me...
Women are not supposed to wear overly feminine clothing anymore - it is catering to "the male gaze".

But M->F trannies dress in one of these ways: 50s housewife, torch singer, club slut, or Japanese schoolgirl.


Posted by: Obligatory at June 17, 2021 01:47 PM (DpkTQ)

154 What do you think? Will you be more or less likely to buy Victoria's Secret for yourself or as a gift?

I always thought most of their stuff was cheap quality tbh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2021 01:47 PM (9VFzC)

155 Actually kind of surprised it's still around. The era of the supermodel has come and gone.
Posted by: TC at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (KuDNQ)

I'm here to comfort all those supermodels who lost their jobs to a tranny.

Posted by: Victoria at June 17, 2021 01:47 PM (Y5qcH)

156 RE: Exit Strategy Theory

The executives may have themselves a fully realized underpants (literally) gnome strategic plan in that they have actually provided the usually missing step 2, but the assumption that their step 2 (attempting to sell lingerie with ugly people and freaks) will lead to step 3 (Profit!) is not a good one.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 17, 2021 01:47 PM (dYe5S)

157 Are they trying to market to women who *don't* want to feel sexy or attractive? That would be a super niche market.
Besides, some of us got in on the ground floor.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 17, 2021 01:47 PM (v16oJ)

158 The purpose of lingerie is to aid women's efforts to attract men.

With the self- and man-hating now running the show at Victoria's Secret expect to see mall owners having additional space to rent soon.

Posted by: aelfheld at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (Zy9Yy)

159 I actually like VS bras but I mean whatever. they're a mall store and the malls are pretty much over.

I think this was just a vanity/desperation branding move.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (j9HX3)

160 Joe Mannix knows a lot of discerning wimmenz I do declare

Posted by: DanMan at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (aUOqu)

161 Victoria's Secret is...she's a fat sweaty dyke?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (VpIIl)

162 98 >>>You might as well just go to Frederick's of Hollywood. They specifically cater to the slutty MILF market.


They went the way of the wooly mammoth a while back

Posted by: President My sons a painter at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (M+Lyo)

163 "Thousands Call for Jeff Bezos to Be Denied Re-Entry to Earth After Space Launch"

http://bitly.ws/ejyi

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (sWM8x)

164 To be honest, I'm fine with a woman wearing a wife beater and a pair of flannel pajama pants, with her hair up in a bun.

That, or something a bit more demure than two pieces of strategically placed lace. Give me a girl in a thin linen chemise or a silk nightgown...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (jOcSX)

165 20 minutes for the french maid outfit.
She can clean your whole house in 20m or less??? I mean you want the *whole* experience don't you?

Posted by: Obligatory at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (DpkTQ)

166

Can't wait to see what boxer short patterns they have offered up in their new woke catalogs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (9VFzC)

167 The purpose of lingerie is to aid women's efforts to attract men.

If he's looking at her dressed in lingerie, she's already caught him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 17, 2021 01:49 PM (jOcSX)

168 "Thousands Call for Jeff Bezos to Be Denied Re-Entry to Earth After Space Launch"

http://bitly.ws/ejyi
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (sWM8x)



That list would be long and distinguished like Megan Rapinoe's johnson.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

169 They specifically cater to the slutty MILF market.

=====

how can I cater to this market?
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM


Are you inquiring as a blogger, a People'sLingere founder, or a personal services provider?

Posted by: McKinzy Consulting Consultants at June 17, 2021 01:49 PM (DMUuz)

170 Victoria's Secret Cock.

Pass.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 17, 2021 01:49 PM (LaNzR)

171 Can't wait to see what boxer short patterns they have offered up in their new woke catalogs.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (9VFzC)
++++
Probably the really revolting off-white variety that say "Home of the Whopper" on the front of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 01:49 PM (Jsjd7)

172 I never took the Mrs to a VS store, but we've gone to gun shops lots of times.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 17, 2021 01:49 PM (0axUO)

173 Jeff Bezos as Major Tom?

That has possibilities.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2021 01:49 PM (04XgJ)

174 Never understood the appeal of lingerie. I think a woman looks sexiest in cotton panties.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 17, 2021 01:49 PM (xPl2J)

175 Sorry, but "Victoria" isn't inclusive enough as it assumes a female gender. I demand they change their name to "VictorX Enigma".

Posted by: Eat the Eloi at June 17, 2021 01:50 PM (BvNzB)

176
She's doing Subway ads now, too.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

Do you think she's demanded the same pay that their male athlete spokesmen like she has for women's soccer? I bet she didn't and wouldn't you just love to try and stir up the twitter bullies to demand subway tell them if they did?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 01:50 PM (G2zl5)

177 This is an executive exit strategy.


==


has to be

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2021 01:50 PM (V13WU)

178 I always thought most of their stuff was cheap quality tbh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


To be brutally honest? Their clothing wasn't babushka wear for plowing the back 40 during winter.

It was eye candy for about 10 minutes of wear.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 01:50 PM (3/f2v)

179 "That, or something a bit more demure than two pieces of strategically
placed lace. Give me a girl in a thin linen chemise or a silk
nightgown.."

I bought a special couture piece as a gift. It was marvelous on her. Think it was Christina Aielli or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2021 01:50 PM (VpIIl)

180 For the record I look forward to this - nothing better then a plain pair of panties that only hints at the size of the female cock hiding in there.

Posted by: David French at June 17, 2021 01:50 PM (DpkTQ)

181 I like Pinoe as a soccer player but I don't know if she'd inspire me to buy sexy underwear.

Sporty underwear, probably.

Also: she's married to a woman. If the market is lesbian and trans women, that's not a very big market. It seems....poorly thought out.

Posted by: funsize at June 17, 2021 01:51 PM (Jc5GQ)

182 You might as well just go to Frederick's of Hollywood. They specifically cater to the slutty MILF market.

how can I cater to this market?
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM (0G13K)

Making "essential oils?"

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 01:51 PM (G2zl5)

183 DOW _ down - 233.71 (0.69%)
NASDAQ _ up - 127.02 (0.90%)
S&P 500_ down - 1.28 (0.03%)

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 01:51 PM (jd+Ya)

184 >You might as well just go to Frederick's of Hollywood. They specifically cater to the slutty MILF market.


They went the way of the wooly mammoth a while back
Posted by: President My sons a painter at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (M+Lyo)

They still exist but online only. They closed their retail stores.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 01:51 PM (2DOZq)

185 "women icons" according to whom?

Just like "experts" and "extremists," the left decides what the rest of us think. Who are these women "icons" to? Wouldn't Sara Palin or Candice Owens, loved by half the women in the country, fit the definition better?

How many American women know anything at all about women's soccer?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 17, 2021 01:51 PM (BJKQV)

186 Never understood the appeal of lingerie. I think a woman looks sexiest in cotton panties.
Posted by: Mark1971


She looks sexier when they're on the floor.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 01:51 PM (3/f2v)

187 Your ass will be assimilated.

Posted by: The Collective at June 17, 2021 01:51 PM (J8mMZ)

188 ah yes, the business model of listening to lesbian parakeets.

this should end well for them.

Posted by: Unclefacts at June 17, 2021 01:51 PM (ihUzW)

189 Well, foot long rubber dildos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (LvTSG)


Only the silicone ones.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)



Dammit, you both beat me to it.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:51 PM (Ez6QX)

190 Now, when I want a woman in lingerie, I want this:

https://tinyurl.com/3u5y6wte

But that's one of my many unfulfilled dreams.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (2JVJo)

191 When I've gone to VS it's usually minority women fighting over the underwear drawers and anything that says "pink" on it. might just be malls in Texas thing.

They had a virtual monopoly on lingerie for years but that's long gone. And their quality sucks.

Posted by: brak at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (pt57y)

192 "how can I cater to this market?

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2021 01:42 PM"
Wait. That's a metaphor, isn't it. Because I'm thinking this doesn't involve chaffing dishes.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (VpIIl)

193 "The VS Collective"

How Soviet of them.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (aViol)

194 gun to yo head

megan rapinoe
or
lena dunham
or
sandra fluke

gotta put your man parts in one or death!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (bTQ72)

195 189 Dammit, you both beat me to it.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:51 PM (Ez6QX)

=========

Sponge and I are witty as fuck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

196
This is an executive exit strategy.


This is an "OMG our sales are tanking and we have to do something drastic" move. Nothing more, nothing less. They will still be here after the crash but more as an afterthought like J C Pennys.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (JUOKG)

197 Your ass will be assimilated.
Posted by: The Collective at June 17, 2021 01:51 PM (J8mMZ)



GFY

Posted by: Juan Valdez and his Donkey at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (guGkK)

198 WHY IS A COMPANY STILL NAMED AFTER A RICH WHITE WOMAN!?!?!

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (Q65OF)

199 gotta put your man parts in one or death!
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (bTQ72)

Gun.

Posted by: Victoria at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (Y5qcH)

200 The only one of those markets they are pursuing that has potential is larger women. Lane Bryant is already way ahead of them.

Posted by: fluffy at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (UnQlg)

201 174 Never understood the appeal of lingerie. I think a woman looks sexiest in cotton panties.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 17, 2021 01:49 PM (xPl2J)


This is the mark of a man that looked at the Sears catalog a lot.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (G2zl5)

202 I believe this is a "Went broke, try woke" situation. My younger daughter worked a VS store for almost two years while she was in college. Turned out to be a GREAT sociology class.
Shoplifting was a daily occurrence, breathtakingly brazen, and frequently included menace. The store (or corporate) policy was, let em go, say nothing. They were terrified (the management) of being accused of racism. The theft was so brazen that paying customers stared in wonderment and I believe surmised that they were paying hyper-inflated prices to offset this stock loss. The location closed right as my daughter neared graduation.

Posted by: Alamo at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (kwSw6)

203 Now, when I want a woman in lingerie, I want this:

https://tinyurl.com/3u5y6wte

But that's one of my many unfulfilled dreams.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (2JVJo)


heh, I looked.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (9VFzC)

204
It's fine to realize that there are beautiful bodies that are not size 0
with double D boobs. But what is achieved by using these new models?
Are they trying to market to women who *don't* want to feel sexy or
attractive? That would be a super niche market.


I thought that was what LL Bean was for.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (HaL55)

205 I used to drive by a store in Hollywood called Trashy Lingerie, big sign said by appointment only. Never could figure out why

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (uwc6D)

206 Now, when I want a woman in lingerie, I want this:

https://tinyurl.com/3u5y6wte

But that's one of my many unfulfilled dreams.


Ahem.

https://youtu.be/Hl6Z8VoBwgE?t=2788

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (jOcSX)

207 gotta put your man parts in one or death!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM

Death it is then.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (JUOKG)

208 They're soooo gonna try making Rapinoe a television and movie star after she retires from professional soccer.

The in-crowd's very own Gina Carano; or something.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (+WWsf)

209 Shit. Now what am I going to wear? I like one bra and it's vs now butch.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (ySQBZ)

210 gotta put your man parts in one or death!
How long would death take?
Sandra isn't totally hideous.

Posted by: pep at June 17, 2021 01:54 PM (v16oJ)

211 Now, when I want a woman in lingerie, I want this:

https://tinyurl.com/3u5y6wte

But that's one of my many unfulfilled dreams.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (2JVJo)



I would settle for this:

https://tinyurl.com/2nswp7ns

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

212 If women want to buy something sexy to wear for their man ,buy a man's button down shirt and wear just that.


( that made me think of this snark)

What's the Victoria Secret Tranny going to model on the runway?

Untuckit shirts

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 01:54 PM (2DOZq)

213 Speaking of butch and mentally disturbed, are Rachel Maddow and Chris Hayes the same person?

Posted by: Gabba Gabba Hey! at June 17, 2021 01:54 PM (s33iD)

214 >>> It's fine to realize that there are beautiful bodies that are not size 0 with double D boobs. But what is achieved by using these new models? Are they trying to market to women who *don't* want to feel sexy or attractive? That would be a super niche market.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (9hauA)


Because the answer to every perceived ill is an extreme push to the opposite side. If we were to take reasoned approaches to issues people might discover they're not really too dissimilar, agreements can be had that are wildly beneficial to most everyone, and they might like to cooperate further on other things.

Fractional dissent and tribal hostility helps to distract the public from their avaricious hungry-eyed masters.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2021 01:54 PM (+BMD8)

215 Get me some of that homely, short-haired malicious lesbian pixie!

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 17, 2021 01:54 PM (ssz2a)

216 You went to VS when you were NINE YEARS OLD?
Posted by: ArthurK at June 17, 2021 01:32 PM (mI1ez)

========

Dude's been getting trim for a long time. Don't hate the player. Hate the game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

Ewoks don't grow in height, how would we know he was almost 9? Could be gaslighting us and he was really 30 back then...

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (VcFUs)

217 "
http://bitly.ws/ejyi

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 17, 2021 01:48 PM (sWM8x)
----------------

My computer is old and frail, NY Post causes it to freeze.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (jd+Ya)

218 =========

Sponge and I are witty as fuck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

219 Are they trying to market to women who *don't* want to feel sexy or attractive? That would be a super niche market.

I thought that was what LL Bean was for.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Golf clap.

LL Bean and Subaru

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (3/f2v)

220 Shit. Now what am I going to wear? I like one bra and it's vs now butch.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (ySQBZ)

See @53.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (KnJdm)

221 I thought that was what LL Bean was for.


ha ha I was just there - Lands End.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (j9HX3)

222 No Yeti has seen them at the same time...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (04XgJ)

223 Tranny VS model: I got some sexy lingerie, wanna play house with me?
Chump: hell yes!
Tranny: do you want to be the mommy or the daddy?
Chump:. (uncomfortable silence) .... the daddy
Tranny; Ok, get over here and suck Mommy's dick

Posted by: Kalel666 at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (cNxrN)

224 I think Arbys Roast Beast would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (vuisn)

225 I'm more of a fan like the song says "short skirt and a long jacket".
But a white t-shirt and fitted jeans will also trip the trigger.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (r+sAi)

226 "The VS Collective"



How Soviet of them.


"Next, evenink vear..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (HaL55)

227 It's going to be difficult to figure out which one is the tranny at the runway shows.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2021 01:56 PM (Y5qcH)

228 It's fine to realize that there are beautiful bodies that are not size 0

with double D boobs.

It is interesting the FNM is always focused on this particular angle when more then half of American women are obese.
I've known beautiful women from "athletic" to "curvy" but if your weight starts with a 2...well...maybe you should put down the twinkies?


Posted by: Obligatory at June 17, 2021 01:56 PM (DpkTQ)

229 "In marrying our new partners' energy, creativity and perspectives with our network and scale, we can transform how we connect with and show up for women."

I call your bullshit and raise you $20.

Posted by: Caliban at June 17, 2021 01:56 PM (HgGBT)

230 Ewoks don't grow in height, how would we know he was almost 9? Could be gaslighting us and he was really 30 back then...

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 01:55 PM (VcFUs)

9 in dog years.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 01:56 PM (KnJdm)

231 gross.

Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2021 01:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

232 @202
Same experience an ex of mine had working there. Also customers fighting each other.

Posted by: brak at June 17, 2021 01:56 PM (pt57y)

233 Victor Victoria's Secret?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 01:56 PM (ohOLP)

234 So, if that story in the movie "The Social Network" that Sean Parker told Mark Zuckerberg was correct... that the founder of Victoria's Secret sold his company for $5mil and a few years later it was worth $500mil... and he was so distraught that he jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge...

Well, that guy is somewhere in the afterlife laughing his ass off at the state of the company now.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at June 17, 2021 01:56 PM (Do5/p)

235 Tranny; Ok, get over here and suck Mommy's dick
For the record I hate this game. My TMJ just keeps getting worse.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 17, 2021 01:57 PM (DpkTQ)

236 Really gay? Birddog pants for men.

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2021 01:57 PM (gmo/4)

237 Did anyone ever shorten Victoria's Secret to VS before? Seems like they're gonna get confused with a sporting good store (versus) as soon as Victoria and her angels disappear completely from memory. Baffling some a brand value standpoint.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 01:57 PM (+WWsf)

238 Rapinoe could transform into Elizabeth Hurley and she'd still be ugly as hell. There's nothing sexy about perpetually angry crybullies.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2021 01:57 PM (KbCG3)

239 If there's one thing women look for in a clothing line, it's ugly women.

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 17, 2021 01:57 PM (Ectld)

240 Oh that was done way upthread. Sorry nurse.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 01:57 PM (ohOLP)

241 She's doing Subway ads now, too.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)


Strangely, I haven't been to a Subway since her ads started. Must be a coincidence.

In all seriousness, if these woke companies continue at this rate, I am going to starve from my boycotts. Or just cook at home.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 17, 2021 01:57 PM (aViol)

242 What would make this perfect:


- Desperate lingerie company "gets woke" to avoid bankruptcy.
- Hires SJW feminist Rapinoe to headline new ad campaign and corporate focus.
- Rapinoe demands to be paid what Nike paid Michael Jordan to hawk athletic shoes (adjusted to 2021 dollars).
- Backed into corner of their own making, Victoria's Secret has no choice but to agree.
- Goes bankrupt anyway.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 17, 2021 01:57 PM (bivK1)

243 165 20 minutes for the french maid outfit.
She can clean your whole house in 20m or less??? I mean you want the *whole* experience don't you?
Posted by: Obligatory

If she's willing to put on the french maid outfit, she's willing to push the hoover around and get on her knees to scrub the floor. Just tell her it's part of the build-up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 01:58 PM (2vKyL)

244 Victor Victoria's Secret?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 01:56 PM (ohOLP)

Victor's Secret. He just wants to look pretty.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 01:58 PM (KnJdm)

245 Again, I think their sexy reputation was only due of their fashion
shows, in which models wore stuff not even on sale in the shop.

That makes no sense to me, but what do I know about running a company into the ground?

Posted by: pookysgirl shops elsewhere at June 17, 2021 01:58 PM (XKZwp)

246 As a rebuke to capitalism and the patriarchy's oppression Victoria's Secret has a new hot selection of panties. World, get ready for:

SCORCHMARX!

Posted by: Going Woker Victoria's Secretion at June 17, 2021 01:58 PM (LaNzR)

247 Rapinoe has made herself extremely rich by being a miserable preachy bitch. There is no clearer sign of this country's decadent decline than the fact that anyone knows this nasty bint's name.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 17, 2021 01:58 PM (tRd71)

248 Victoria's Secret: She tucks.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

249 @244: "Victor's Secret. He just wants to look pretty."

And he won't stop until you say he looks pretty.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 01:58 PM (+WWsf)

250 It's fine to realize that there are beautiful bodies that are not size 0 with double D boobs. But what is achieved by using these new models? Are they trying to market to women who *don't* want to feel sexy or attractive? That would be a super niche market.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 17, 2021 01:45 PM (9hauA)


you have to wonder - so many kids are being forced to think androgynous now. There are no sexes. There is not a male and female body, etc. Generations are taught this.

I'm noticing more and more tv shows have characters where you cannot tell whether they are man or woman. Purposely dressed and made up to erase gender.

This is about erasing gender.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (9VFzC)

251 228 I've known beautiful women from "athletic" to "curvy" but if your weight starts with a 2...well...maybe you should put down the twinkies?


Posted by: Obligatory at June 17, 2021 01:56 PM (DpkTQ)

=========

"Put them down...into my mouth?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

252 She's doing Subway ads now, too.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

Strangely, I haven't been to a Subway since her ads started. Must be a coincidence.

Uh oh I went to Subway today. Firehouse subs for now on. They're better anyway.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (2DOZq)

253 Back when I used to buy such things (and in a long marriage, play clothes are a good way to spice things up), I never bought anything from VS. They didn't make plus sizes. I have no idea why they think having plus size models will do them any good, if they are still selling the same size stuff.

Lots of places sell sexy under garments. All VS had going for it was the fashion show, to get the men to watch.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (5HBd1)

254
insty called Megan Rapinoe 'eye broccoli'

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (bTQ72)

255 Incidentally, the Epstein connection to Victoria's Secret is Les Wexner.
He's the billionaire who bought it like around 1990.

The Epstein connection may be not just their "Woke penance." It may be that that makes it super easy for Twitter cancellers to blackmail the company -- get Woke or we'll start pushing the Epstein connection.

Hm, just thinking. I wonder when sports teams will have woke pennants?

Posted by: Stonn at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (xP36F)

256 Ahem.

https://youtu.be/Hl6Z8VoBwgE?t=2788
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 17, 2021 01:53 PM (jOcSX)


Oh, I know they're out there. Just not near me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (2JVJo)

257 She's doing Subway ads now, too.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)

Strangely, I haven't been to a Subway since her ads started. Must be a coincidence.

In all seriousness, if these woke companies continue at this rate, I am going to starve from my boycotts. Or just cook at home.
Posted by: Chuck C


Just don't get the tuna fish.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (3/f2v)

258

Next they'll complain - as always - that no one wants to have sex with them! Even though they are wearing the newest hide-your-sex garment.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2021 02:00 PM (9VFzC)

259 238 Rapinoe could transform into Elizabeth Hurley and she'd still be ugly as hell. There's nothing sexy about perpetually angry crybullies.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2021 01:57 PM (KbCG3)

She'd be sexy AF down in the victory canal, all sweaty with a shovel in her hand and the work crew boss beating the shit out of her for slaking off.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 02:00 PM (VcFUs)

260 "Just don't get the tuna fish."

Too far, rick b.

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 17, 2021 02:00 PM (Ectld)

261
Uh oh I went to Subway today. Firehouse subs for now on. They're better anyway.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (2DOZq)


Firehouse. Jimmy John's. Schlotzsky's. ANY local deli.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

262 Don't worry, ladies. We're still here for you.
Posted by: Frederick's of Hollywood


YOU.BIG.BULLY

Posted by: Trashylingerie.com at June 17, 2021 02:00 PM (vcOmj)

263 My favorite Bond movie is Boycotts are Not Enough.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 17, 2021 02:00 PM (ddUko)

264 This is about erasing gender.


yep

which is a great way to stop m/f relationships, marriage and family formation

which is kind of the whole point

cogs in the machine; bricks in the wall

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2021 02:00 PM (j9HX3)

265 "She'd be sexy AF down in the victory canal, all sweaty with a shovel in her hand and the work crew boss beating the shit out of her for slaking off."

Go on...

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 17, 2021 02:01 PM (Ectld)

266 >>And to be honest, Victoria's Secret was never what I thought it should be, based on their modeling shows. I would go into Victoria's Secret looking for something sexy -- and I would always find their undergarments to be... practical and not very sexy at all.


This explains so very much.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2021 02:01 PM (wJEnk)

267 No one asked me and I am offended... serious guys...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 17, 2021 02:01 PM (flINI)

268 I used to buy my girlfriend La Perla stuff. Yeah she had expensive taste.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 02:01 PM (2DOZq)

269

How come this changing room smells like a fat tranny's taint?

How do I know what that smells like?

Went down on one by accident. Put me right off Dinning at the Y for months....

Posted by: Rapinoe's Puffy Snizz at June 17, 2021 02:02 PM (vzKmu)

270 Well, on the positive side, expect a *huge* bump in eye bleach sales.

Posted by: GuyFromNH at June 17, 2021 02:02 PM (Gs5TH)

271 ...and holy shit.

Those pics of Me Rapinoe hurt my penis.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2021 02:02 PM (wJEnk)

272 insty called Megan Rapinoe 'eye broccoli'
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (bTQ72)


She's white. Wouldn't that be 'cauliflower eye?'

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2021 01:40 PM

Walter,

I hope you are staying safe. Stay away from Uptown. Damn, that used to be such a beautiful and fun place.

I don't understand why the Progressive and Woke Whiteys protest and close down Lake Street over some Convicted Felon on the run getting killed in a shoot-out with police, but don't give a rat's rear end about the three Black Kids shot in the head in May. There, at least the real Black Community seems to be getting active and trying to get the thugs to stop being stupid violent thugs.


Maybe Progressives don't care about Black Children?

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2021 02:02 PM (Z32m1)

274 This is about erasing gender.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (9VFzC)

...

Two of my daughters related last week that they have had people call them boys in the last year.

We are all on the trim side but they have curves, and for sure soft feminine faces, and long hair.

I had to assure them this has nothing to do with them looking like men, and a whole lot to do with men looking a lot like women these days.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (ohOLP)

275 VS, introducing the Hidden bannana panties

Posted by: President My sons a painter at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (M+Lyo)

276 First Sports Illustrated, now Victoria's Secret.

These Marxists dovchebags really hate women, don't they?

Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (IucRf)

277 I wish i had a great local deli. There were a few back in Berkeley that I loved. A fresh sando made by someone else? Right on.

Safeway is NOT the same.

Posted by: funsize at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (Jc5GQ)

278 As American women continue to get fatter, uglier, and lesbian-er, maybe this is a good strategy?

Posted by: Wally at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (FJYfm)

279 Had a GF once that liked VS a lot.
Yeah she had a lot of pedestrian underwear and PJs but they DID make the err, more interesting stuff. Also, they didn't mind you following the GF into the dressing room to make sure everything, err, fit right.

I've been 29 for a while though so perhaps they stopped with that a while back?


Posted by: Obligatory at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (DpkTQ)

280 >>She's doing Subway ads now, too.


'I'll have the 6" Tunafist.'

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (wJEnk)

281 It's practically the only place you can find a bustier in 24X
___________

Yeah, and it really pisses me off that they don't make them big enough for me to wear!

Posted by: Tank Abrams at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (k4dH2)

282 "Maybe Progressives don't care about Black Children?"

Only as fodder for the long war.

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (Ectld)

283 That NY Times Twitter photo of Rapinoe makes her look like a big-nosed Two-Face from the Batman comics. Only both sides of her face are her bad sides.

Posted by: Tall Cool Gentleman in a Black Suit at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (Do5/p)

284 Victor Victoria's Secret?



Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 01:56 PM (ohOLP)

Victor's Secret. He just wants to look pretty.


Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 01:58 PM

Victor Charlie......Charlie's in the wire!!!!!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (JUOKG)

285 Fredericks of Hollywood stores were great. They had business cards at the desk that had spaces you could write all of your wife/girlfriend's measurements in. You keep it in your wallet and anytime you wanted to buy her something, you give it to the Fredericks associate and point out stuff you like and she'd sell you the right size.
It really streamlined the process of buying my wife lingerie gifts she'd wouldn't wear and I'd never, ever see again.

Posted by: MLCross at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (K8Z2z)

286 I couldn't believe that the MSM would destroy their brand and product by abandoning truth in favor of propaganda but they proved me wrong! Now VS is destroying their brand and product by abandoning heterosexuality in favor of a tiny minority of kinksters.

Progs: Too Stupid To Make Profits By Selling Sex.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 02:04 PM (d9FiS)

287 Victor Charlie......Charlie's in the wire!!!!!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (JUOKG)

And he's tucking something!

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 02:04 PM (KnJdm)

288 ___________

Yeah, and it really pisses me off that they don't make them big enough for me to wear!
Posted by: Tank Abrams at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (k4dH2)


Check with GoodYear. They might have something your size.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

289 I had to assure them this has nothing to do with them looking like men, and a whole lot to do with men looking a lot like women these days.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (ohOLP)



"F*cking traps" my son calls them.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 02:04 PM (Ez6QX)

290 Jimmy John's. Schlotzsky's. ANY local deli.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Don't like JJ but love Schlozsky's . Unfortunately they closed their shop near me. Used to go to Quizno's too but they also closed.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 02:04 PM (2DOZq)

291 As usual, The Babylon Bee is out in front: https://tinyurl.com/ydscmttt

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (cBHgD)

292 >>> Firehouse. Jimmy John's. Schlotzsky's. ANY local deli.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)


I miss schlotzky's. The closest one to me is in another state. Jason's Deli has muffuletta that is close if you add mustard but they've pissed me off from having bad service.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (+BMD8)

293 insty called Megan Rapinoe 'eye broccoli'
Posted by: will choose a nic later


Some people like brocoli.

But she is more like eye....knitting needles. Imagine, if you will, what Stephen Colbert would say if he plunged, like, 18 inch steel knitting needles deep into each eye.

I think it would be something like this....

EEEYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! (only much louder)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (vcOmj)

294 It really streamlined the process of buying my wife lingerie gifts she'd wouldn't wear and I'd never, ever see again.
Posted by: MLCross at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (K8Z2z)

LOL.

Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

295 Sponge and I are witty as fuck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Can we call you fuckwits?

Posted by: Stonn at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (xP36F)

296 "F*cking traps" my son calls them.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 02:04 PM (Ez6QX)

I hate f*cking traps.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (KnJdm)

297 I believe they need to tranny up women's soccer just to put RappinHoe out of a job.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (r+sAi)

298 sandra fluke

gotta put your man parts in one or death!
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 01:52 PM (bTQ72)


Fluke.
I gotta believe she knows her way around a dick.

Posted by: Redacted at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (z79tQ)

299 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at June 17, 2021 02:04 PM (Pzzpr)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

300 Hey LL Bean is NOT woke. I have to buy clothes somewhere and I'd prefer to buy from a company that doesn't hate my guts. And I don't own a Subaru.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (5HBd1)

301
Butch lesbians often attempt to emulate an utterly wrong and misunderstood caricature of male behavior.

Their take is all about male aggression, domination, and entitlement.

Nothing about obligation, responsibility, established traditions of conflict de-escalation to avoid pointless injuries, accepting one's place in a hierarchy, the times men are obliged to accept minor humiliations for the benefit of their families. All that stuff is invisible to them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (aZemQ)

302 Also understand that these companies engineered their own downfall. They outsourced production overseas, allowed quality to go to shit, and sat fat and happy in their mall-sales empire.

Amazon pulled the rug out from under all retail-only brands. If the shit is made in China, and all you do is sell it, what value is left? They thought they were OK, since the stuff was made in china for pennies, and sold at big markup. Even if they sold on Amazon they still had lots of room for profit. (Not talking specifically about VS here.)

Then Amazon started their strategy of pushing the cheap knock-offs and allowing chinese retailers to sell direct pocketing all the profit. This was inevitable. This was allowed by the US government. I am on record as far back as 2000 or earlier saying that this would happen and that China delenda est.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (2vKyL)

303 Stuperstar Rapin'Ho; boy I sure hope I spelled that right.

I'm much more concerned about this bit from Kurt Schlichter's piece in today's Townhall --

...There's a creepy BDSM vibe to the groveling of these people of pallor - the shame, as the great Ace of Spades has observed, is part of the kink...

Next thing you know, Kurt will be pawing through Ace's trash.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (F0YaR)

304 Missed this opportunity in the last thread. If the plural of snizz is snizz, what is the name for a collection of cucks? A Bulwark.

Posted by: motionview - Wuhan Flu and China Virus FTW at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (RKp8A)

305 Next they'll complain - as always - that no one wants to have sex with
them! Even though they are wearing the newest hide-your-sex garment.

That's actually an interesting point. If the left succeeds in getting rid of "gender" how are the biological women going to let the biological men know they still want to be chased and woo'd?

Posted by: Obligatory at June 17, 2021 02:06 PM (DpkTQ)

306 MLCross - heh

300 I believe they need to tranny up women's soccer just to put RappinHoe out of a job.


oh it's coming! coming soon!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2021 02:06 PM (j9HX3)

307 Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (+BMD

Jason Deli's good but you're going to wait for your food.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 02:06 PM (2DOZq)

308 Nice to see Victoria's Secret getting out of the human trafficking business.

Posted by: Star Tripper at June 17, 2021 02:06 PM (B+8UT)

309 from angels to angles

Posted by: 2Dogs at June 17, 2021 02:06 PM (2cfUo)

310 KMart and Wal-Mart hit hardest.

Posted by: windbag at June 17, 2021 02:06 PM (gFkVZ)

311 Next thing you know, Kurt will be pawing through Ace's trash.
Oh Kurt, Ms Rubio just threw out some Victoria Secrets lingerie...

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at June 17, 2021 02:07 PM (DpkTQ)

312 I miss schlotzky's. The closest one to me is in another state. Jason's Deli has muffuletta that is close if you add mustard but they've pissed me off from having bad service.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (+BMD



We used to go to Jason's Deli all the time when we lived in TX. Now it's mostly Firehouse or Jersey Mike's, depending on what part of town we're in.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 02:07 PM (Ez6QX)

313 I remember her for her preening and for disrespect to the flag.

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 17, 2021 02:07 PM (ohIHX)

314 That's actually an interesting point. If the left succeeds in getting rid of "gender" how are the biological women going to let the biological men know they still want to be chased and woo'd?


Read the prescient dystopian novel "We" and find out!

(everyone gets assigned numbers and assigned evenings they are allowed to shade their transparent walls and have sex with some other "number" - paired up by the bureaucracy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 17, 2021 02:07 PM (j9HX3)

315 275 VS, introducing the Hidden bannana panties
_____________

I wonder if they're now gonna make panties with lace pockets for "trans" men to tuck their tiny little surgically-constructed weiners into when they want to pretend that they're women again?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2021 02:08 PM (k4dH2)

316 Uh oh I went to Subway today. Firehouse subs for now on. They're better anyway.
Posted by: Just a side note


I refuse to eat someplace that I have to bring my banker along.

$11 for a roast beef sub and drink. Sorry. You're a fast food joint, not a sit down restaurant.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 02:08 PM (3/f2v)

317 This is about erasing gender.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2021 01:59 PM (9VFzC)
--------------

One piece of identity at a time.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 02:08 PM (jd+Ya)

318 When Agent Provocateur goes woke, I'll know capitalism is dead.

Posted by: EveR at June 17, 2021 02:08 PM (MUpk6)

319 Old and busted: Victoria's Secret Corsets & Bustiers

New and shiny: Victoria's Secret Boxer Shorts & Gym Socks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 02:08 PM (d9FiS)

320 It really streamlined the process of buying my wife lingerie gifts she'd wouldn't wear and I'd never, ever see again.
Posted by: MLCross at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (K8Z2z)

There's a Paulo joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 02:08 PM (2DOZq)

321 Springtime for Clitler

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 02:09 PM (o698E)

322 Now, I once saw a picture of the silent actress Priscilla Dean -

https://tinyurl.com/c9jpsn58

- in a long, lacy nightgown out of a Spanish Infanta's dream, holding up a candelabra like a seductive witch. I do wish I could find it again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

323
And Uncle fkcing Ben's rice is just "Ben's," now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:09 PM (N52Qh)

324 Butch lesbians often attempt to emulate an utterly wrong and misunderstood caricature of male behavior.

Their take is all about male aggression, domination, and entitlement.

Nothing about obligation, responsibility, established traditions of conflict de-escalation to avoid pointless injuries, accepting one's place in a hierarchy, the times men are obliged to accept minor humiliations for the benefit of their families. All that stuff is invisible to them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (aZemQ)

...

Everything is stupid. Gender is a societal construct but your play on bending gender is to conform to that same societal construct? And as you point out, only the negative portions of it?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 02:09 PM (ohOLP)

325 Top Ten Things to Not Say at Victoria's Secret:

#1 - Does this come in a child's size?

Posted by: butch at June 17, 2021 02:09 PM (cHvOo)

326 PMC Bronze Rifle Ammunition .223 Rem 55 gr FMJ 2900 fps - 20/ct; $12.00 (60 cpr); https://bit.ly/3iLoxsN

Posted by: bonhomme at June 17, 2021 02:09 PM (YYlyE)

327 Nike hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Victoria's Secret is transitioning to Gertrude's Mystery.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2021 02:09 PM (trdmm)

329 So, Victoria's Secret doesn't even want the lipstick-lesbian market any longer.

It's "Go buy a couple containerloads of Carhartt and change the labels".

Posted by: JEM at June 17, 2021 02:10 PM (8erNz)

330
And "Miss" Cleo the fake black psychic is just "Cleo," now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:10 PM (N52Qh)

331 We used to go to Jason's Deli all the time when we lived in TX. Now it's mostly Firehouse or Jersey Mike's, depending on what part of town we're in.

I really like McCallisters Deli

Posted by: President My sons a painter at June 17, 2021 02:10 PM (M+Lyo)

332 Irish judges deemed Subway's bread a pastry.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 02:10 PM (jd+Ya)

333 holy smokes! MUMR isn't getting auto-deleted today!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 02:10 PM (VcFUs)

334 Laundry in, watered garden, and too nice to beins

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 02:10 PM (Cxk7w)

335 Now it's mostly Firehouse or Jersey Mike's, depending on what part of town we're in.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 02:07 PM (Ez6QX)

...

Firehouse portions are miniscule in my experience. Love Jersey Mikes.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 02:10 PM (ohOLP)

336 Next they'll complain - as always - that no one wants to have sex with
them! Even though they are wearing the newest hide-your-sex garment.
That's actually an interesting point. If the left succeeds in getting rid of "gender" how are the biological women going to let the biological men know they still want to be chased and woo'd?
Posted by: Obligatory


There will be "underground" meeting places, like there were places to drink during Prohibition (aka, Speakeasies). Screw-easies? They will only let you in on recommendations. Keep out the trans and homo riff-raff.
All kidding aside, we are heading to a childless society. This is what has happened in San Francisco. Children are really physically and psychologically discouraged from being in that city.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

337 Victoria's Secret is a mall and catalog company, both dead business models, so they seem to be flailing about trying to adapt in all the wrong ways.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2021 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

338 >> Butch lesbians often attempt to emulate an utterly wrong and misunderstood caricature of male behavior.


The KD Lang set.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2021 02:11 PM (wJEnk)

339
Really, though, that shitty site/app "Angie's List" changed it's name to "Angi."

I'll bet my left nut it's owned by china or some foreign state, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:11 PM (N52Qh)

340 I miss schlotzky's.
So do I. Had one close by a long time ago and they got a lot of my money.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 17, 2021 02:11 PM (HaL55)

341 Butch lesbians often attempt to emulate an utterly wrong and misunderstood caricature of male behavior.
Not that I'd claim to completely understand women, but women in some surprisingly odd ways just don't understand men.

I imagine a lesbian couple is batshit insane as far as this is concerned because straight women usually spend a lot of time around men...




Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2021 02:11 PM (DpkTQ)

342 I'm much more concerned about this bit from Kurt Schlichter's piece in today's Townhall --

...There's a creepy BDSM vibe to the groveling of these people of pallor - the shame, as the great Ace of Spades has observed, is part of the kink...

Next thing you know, Kurt will be pawing through Ace's trash.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (F0YaR)


If he ever uses "nickelfucker" in a column, my work is done.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 02:11 PM (2JVJo)

343

Anybody like tentacles?

Posted by: Rapinoe's Puffy Snizz at June 17, 2021 02:11 PM (vzKmu)

344 New and shiny: Victoria's Secret Boxer Shorts & Gym Socks
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 02:08 PM (d9FiS)
--------------------

Do they sell those old style canvas gym bags.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 02:12 PM (jd+Ya)

345 "$11 for a roast beef sub and drink."


Price of food in the store, that doesn't sound unreasonable. I don't think you can buy any meal combo from Hardees under 10 bucks anymore.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 17, 2021 02:12 PM (4thlk)

346 Chain Delis suck.

End of story. None are half as good as a propper Deli.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2021 02:12 PM (wJEnk)

347 ?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 02:12 PM (jd+Ya)

348 what if Rapinoe put a vid of her and her wife on pornhub and zero peeps watched it?


or like 27 lesbians?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 02:12 PM (bTQ72)

349 >> New and shiny: Victoria's Secret Boxer Shorts & Gym Socks


If they start selling Messenger Bags w/ matching Butt Plugs, they will win Ace back.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2021 02:13 PM (Kniy5)

350 346 Next thing you know, Kurt will be pawing through Ace's trash.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2021 02:05 PM (F0YaR)

If he ever uses "nickelfucker" in a column, my work is done.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2021 02:11 PM (2JVJo)

========

He should buy our books and pimp them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

351

I'll never forget the time Garrett "Bacon-Shamed" and mocked me for buying Costco pre-cooked bacon.



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:13 PM (N52Qh)

352 I saw 27 Lesbians open for 10000 Homo DJs at the Ritz back in 89!

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2021 02:13 PM (Kniy5)

353 Price of food in the store, that doesn't sound
unreasonable. I don't think you can buy any meal combo from Hardees
under 10 bucks anymore.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 17, 2021 02:12 PM

I love Hardees sausage biscuits but the closet one to me is almost 45 miles away.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 17, 2021 02:13 PM (JUOKG)

354 Love Jersey Mikes.
Posted by: TexasDan


When they have bread.

Went once. They were out of bread. WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 02:14 PM (3/f2v)

355 I'll never forget the time Garrett "Bacon-Shamed" and mocked me for buying Costco pre-cooked bacon.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:13 PM (N52Qh)



He did? We buy that stuff all the time.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 02:14 PM (Ez6QX)

356 >>I'll never forget the time Garrett "Bacon-Shamed" and mocked me for buying Costco pre-cooked bacon.


Sloth is a sin.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2021 02:14 PM (Kniy5)

357 Carhartt's Secret.

Posted by: johnd01 at June 17, 2021 02:14 PM (ukNFU)

358 >>> Jason Deli's good but you're going to wait for your food.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 02:06 PM (2DOZq)


It got so bad I just gave up on them late last year. I'm trying to avoid sandwiches now anyway and there are a few other fast food places I can go to that I can assemble something quasi-paleo. Jason's wasn't really one of them so it's not a loss.

Mediterranean ff places, which are getting popular, work pretty well for this, and texmex where you get a bowl minus rice/beans more veggies. I should bring a lunch but I'm a lazy bum.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2021 02:14 PM (+BMD8)

359 I was a VS customer back when they did have "sexy" things... when they had one store. Their original customer base was women who enjoyed being feminine. Then VS went national and forgot who got them there. They slipped from sexy to slutty, which Fredericks did very well already. And then they started doing that ridiculous "fashion" show which turned off most of their old customer base because they crossed the line from intimate frolicking to "do anything for money". Guys liked it. Advertisers liked it. But the people who bought their goods didn't because it was insulting to us. VS screwed themselves. Maybe the woke crowd will rediscover the joy of sex and give VS new life, but I seriously doubt it. Those people aren't into joy.

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 17, 2021 02:14 PM (yPxXc)

360 Victoria's Secret is that she's an idiot.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 02:14 PM (o698E)

361 Is that man's name really "Shant?"

Cuz I like that.

Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2021 02:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

362 The Collective?

Hmmm... who else has a collective?

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 17, 2021 02:15 PM (3TihK)

363 268 I used to buy my girlfriend La Perla stuff. Yeah she had expensive taste.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2

La perla FTW

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2021 02:15 PM (QOU0Y)

364 I saw 27 Lesbians open for 10000 Homo DJs at the Ritz back in 89!
Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2021 02:13 PM (Kniy5)

Not surprised .


I keed I keed.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 02:15 PM (2DOZq)

365
It really streamlined the process of buying my wife lingerie gifts she'd wouldn't wear and I'd never, ever see again.

Posted by: MLCross at June 17, 2021 02:03 PM (K8Z2z)

My brother from a different mother - we both married the same type of woman!

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2021 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

366
remember Rapinoe and her team got beat by 14yo boys in TX

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 02:15 PM (bTQ72)

367 Megan Rapintoe killed my schadenboner.

Posted by: MaDuece at June 17, 2021 02:15 PM (0dmP2)

368 Carhartt's Secret.
Posted by: johnd01


Hey, Carhartt's clothing is not cheap.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 17, 2021 02:16 PM (vcOmj)

369 Went once. They were out of bread. WTF?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 02:14 PM (3/f2v)

Jersey Mike must'a forgot to pay Jersey Tony...

Jersey Tony is not a man who enjoys not getting paid.

Nor are his.... "Business Associates"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2021 02:16 PM (6FeV1)

370 10,000 Homo DJs layed down the best Sabbath Cover, ever. Supernaut. So f'n good.

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2021 02:16 PM (Kniy5)

371 Working class person: I could really use a raise!

Government liberal here to help: Here is a mandated salary increase!
[later]Working class person: Thanks....but WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE?!?
Government liberal here to help: I know just the ticket! Here is a mandated salary increase!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2021 02:16 PM (DpkTQ)

372 I wouldn't wear their bras using Ace's tits!

Posted by: the Butcher at June 17, 2021 02:17 PM (QEsfM)

373 Mooch's Secret

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 02:17 PM (o698E)

374 Woke, ugly women in sexy underwear is kind of funny, when you think about it.

Posted by: Caliban at June 17, 2021 02:17 PM (HgGBT)

375 Lmao yall seen this shit? This man is my spirit animal. He was ready for whatever;

https://youtu.be/5FNHSiPFtvA

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 17, 2021 02:17 PM (tlCCt)

376 High-level Chinese Defection Rumored

Chinese State Security Vice Minister Dong Jingwei would be highest-level defector in the history of the People's Republic.

spytalk.co

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

377 If the left succeeds in getting rid of "gender" how are the biological women going to let the biological men know they still want to be chased and woo'd?
Posted by: Obligatory at June 17, 2021 02:06 PM


My prediction: ribbons of specific color in their hair.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 17, 2021 02:17 PM (aViol)

378 Butch lesbians often attempt to emulate an utterly wrong and misunderstood caricature of male behavior.

Sure, but its the same as tranny men calling themselves stripper names and dressing like a dolly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2021 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

379 My brother from a different mother - we both married the same type of woman!


I haven't thought about the Daughter of Stan in a long time. On purpose.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 17, 2021 02:18 PM (HaL55)

380 380 High-level Chinese Defection Rumored

Chinese State Security Vice Minister Dong Jingwei would be highest-level defector in the history of the People's Republic.

spytalk.co
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 02:17 PM (RHGPo)


Sucks to be him, you just know Biden will return him on a silver platter.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 17, 2021 02:18 PM (kUmUV)

381 Greetings:

So, holding my breath for a VS line of Privileged White Male under-garments is probably not a good idea ???

Posted by: 11B40 at June 17, 2021 02:18 PM (evgyj)

382 When Agent Provocateur goes woke, I'll know capitalism is dead.
Posted by: EveR at June 17, 2021 02:08 PM (MUpk6)

Im always amazed at the breadth of knowledge that resides within the horde.

Posted by: LASue at June 17, 2021 02:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

383 Last time I had to eat at a Subway was at the Denver airport during the perpetual renovations, when there were only 3-4 places to eat open in the whole main terminal. I had just flown in but had almost an hour wait for my shuttle service home and was absolutely starving (hadn't had time to eat during my short layover in Chicago.)

I ordered a chicken-bacon-cheddar melt thing, Figured, how you gonna fk that up, it has bacon in it.

They f'd it up. It was like 12 dollars for the sub and a drink and I only choked down enough of the sub to assuage my raging hunger till I got home.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 02:18 PM (Bmy3R)

384 Trans lingerie models.

Who knew that Victoria's Secret was a big 'ol pork sword and a pair of clackers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2021 02:18 PM (6FeV1)

385 378 Woke, ugly women in sexy underwear is kind of funny, when you think about it.

I shudder at the thought of an out of control bush.

Posted by: 2Dogs at June 17, 2021 02:18 PM (2cfUo)

386 Megan Rapinoe.

Worse than having just come from the pool.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

387

Snizzpinklers Unite!

Posted by: Rapinoe's Puffy Snizzpinkler at June 17, 2021 02:19 PM (vzKmu)

388 Victoria's Secret should pair this hideous dyke up with Vice President Blow Job's ugly stepdaughter and just watch the money roll in...

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 17, 2021 02:19 PM (i2Akq)

389
they are comming for pretty women next

the fat and ugly are angry and on the march

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 02:19 PM (bTQ72)

390 A) this gives fat lesbians a chance to dominate an industry just like their Globohomo buddies.

B) I was always more interested in getting beneath lingerie and I tended not to want to linger on a frustrating barrier to both my and her goal.

Posted by: Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty at June 17, 2021 02:19 PM (KqiMr)

391 So, holding my breath for a VS line of Privileged White Male under-garments is probably not a good idea ???
Posted by: 11B40 at June 17, 2021 02:18 PM (evgyj)

That's called a pair of American flag boxers from old navy.

Made in Burkina Faso.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2021 02:19 PM (6FeV1)

392 If the left succeeds in getting rid of "gender" how are the biological women going to let the biological men know they still want to be chased and woo'd?

Posted by: Obligatory at June 17, 2021 02:06 PM

-----

Sexy, hourglass-shaped test tubes to attract sperm donor "siring people" formerly known as fathers.

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 02:19 PM (Q65OF)

393 If I was a shoplifter, I could not ask for a better layout than VS. Five or so connected rooms that you can only see in from one side.
And VS doesn't tag stuff. There losses must've been insane.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (AD3JT)

394 In a tweet on Wednesday, Han, citing an unnamed source, alleged that China's foreign minister Wang Yi and Communist Party foreign affairs boss Yang Jiechi demanded that the Americans return Dong and Secretary of State Anthony Blinken refused.

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (RHGPo)

395 379 Lmao yall seen this shit? This man is my spirit animal. He was ready for whatever;

https://youtu.be/5FNHSiPFtvA
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 17, 2021 02:17 PM (tlCCt)

...

That's pretty great.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (ohOLP)

396 Is that man's name really "Shant?"

He should write an autobiography entitled I, SHANT

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

397 Heh...

Nicole Wallace has seen an 80% drop in ratings since January.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

398 First Sports Illustrated, now Victoria's Secret.

These Marxists dovchebags really hate women, don't they?
Posted by: Mente de Caca


it's envy, which they hate themselves for, so they externalize it

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (iTXRQ)

399 > And this is my experience from 10, 20 years ago when I would bother going in the shop. I always was left puzzled as to why Victoria's Secret was considered "sexy" at all.

You went to VS when you were NINE YEARS OLD?
Posted by: ArthurK at June 17, 2021 01:32 PM (mI1ez)

---

Reminds me of the acene in "Weird Science" in which Kelly LeBrock holds up a tiny thong panty and asks the lady who works in the lingerie store, "if you were a fifteen year old boy, would you find these attractive?"

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (3TihK)

400 Sure, but its the same as tranny men calling themselves stripper names and dressing like a dolly
Remember there are no differences between men and women.
However, when a man puts on make up, a party city wig, and a slutty dress he immediately becomes a woman.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (DpkTQ)

401 Posted by: Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty at June 17, 2021 02:19 PM (KqiMr)

Psssst....Marvel made you gender fluid.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (tlCCt)

402 Married With Children did an episode on Victoria's Secret. Al gets all excited when he wins an opportunity to do a photoshoot with VS models only to discover they're the plus-size kind.

Plus-size model: We're Victoria's biggest secret.

Al (trapped in the backseat between two land whales) Not even Victoria could keep a secret this big.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (mNhhD)

403 >>28 This is an executive exit strategy.

It could be this, or it could be inside politics, or it could be that the new CEO is simply a dope. It happens.

Posted by: Caliban at June 17, 2021 02:21 PM (HgGBT)

404 Let me reassure my fellow Morons...

Compliance Pics will NEVER be woke

Posted by: kbdabear at June 17, 2021 02:21 PM (qAR6u)

405 Squeee!

Posted by: Caitlyn J. upon noticing VS change at June 17, 2021 02:21 PM (2SdPm)

406 398 In a tweet on Wednesday, Han, citing an unnamed source, alleged that China's foreign minister Wang Yi and Communist Party foreign affairs boss Yang Jiechi demanded that the Americans return Dong and Secretary of State Anthony Blinken refused.
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (RHGPo)


Wait for it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 17, 2021 02:21 PM (kUmUV)

407 Kelly LeBrock holds up a tiny thong panty and asks the lady who works
in the lingerie store, "if you were a fifteen year old boy, would you
find these attractive?"

For the record 15 year old boys just cry whatever I wear.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at June 17, 2021 02:21 PM (DpkTQ)

408
socialism puts no price on pretty women



pre 1989 eastern block was full of babushkas
after that, they exported extreemly pretty women

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 02:21 PM (bTQ72)

409 the fat and ugly are angry and on the march
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 02:19 PM (bTQ72)



Am not.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 17, 2021 02:22 PM (Ez6QX)

410 Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (ohOLP)

The comments are even better. Nobody sided with the dude recording. Lmfao.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 17, 2021 02:22 PM (tlCCt)

411 High-level Chinese Defection Rumored

Chinese State Security Vice Minister Dong Jingwei would be highest-level defector in the history of the People's Republic.



===


iiiiiteresting

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2021 02:22 PM (V13WU)

412 they are comming for pretty women next

the fat and ugly are angry and on the march
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 17, 2021 02:19 PM (bTQ72)

...

Already happened. I don't think the same kinds of models are getting hired anymore.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2021 02:22 PM (ohOLP)

413 I shudder at the thought of an out of control bush.
Posted by: 2Dogs at June 17, 2021 02:18 PM (2cfUo)

Please clap

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 02:22 PM (o698E)

414

Why would you believe a "chinese defector" is not a spy?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:22 PM (N52Qh)

415 However, when a man puts on make up, a party city wig, and a slutty dress he immediately becomes a woman.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (DpkTQ)


No. He becomes an even better woman than real women.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 17, 2021 02:22 PM (G2zl5)

416 What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on a chin ?


Kamala.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 02:23 PM (3/f2v)

417 Chicks with dix wear lingerie too

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 17, 2021 02:23 PM (FZYNt)

418 They destroyed masculinity and are now in the process of wiping out femininity.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 02:23 PM (o698E)

419 Subway used to be okay for broke college students because it was relatively fast, fairly cheap, and was marginally less bad for you than most fast food. And hey, even if it all tasted the same, it wasn't bad.

Now its not cheap, and the ingredients seem less quality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2021 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

420 Back when I used to play World of Warcraft...
For those unaware, WoW has two playable sides, or factions. Each faction is made up of an assortment of different races. You pick a race - and its associated faction - when you create your character.
When the game launched, the Alliance faction had a mix of races with attractive female models, and meh female models. The Horde faction had female models that were meh at best. Then the first expansion was released, which added a faction of pretty elves to the Horde. Back in the day, I heard stories from a number of guys who played the game with their girlfriends. And the only reason that their girlfriends were willing to play as members of the Horde was because the Horde had pretty female elves that they could play as.
The moral of this story is ignore those who claim that women don't want to look pretty and sexy. They do, even in videogames.

Posted by: junior at June 17, 2021 02:23 PM (eFc4x)

421 Well, at least there's some good news.

John Haltiwanger
@jchaltiwanger
Putin says Biden is of 'sound mind,' walking back on Russian disinformation about the president's mental acuity

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 02:23 PM (d9FiS)

422 Have woke-kowtowing businesses reached peak stupid yet?

This has got to be the closest so far.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 17, 2021 02:23 PM (H8QX8)

423 Looking at that picture, it's just occurred to me - has anyone ever seen Megan Rapinoe and Anderson Cooper in the same place at the same time? (Or has that joke already been told before?)

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at June 17, 2021 02:24 PM (+rKKZ)

424 425 Well, at least there's some good news.

John Haltiwanger
@jchaltiwanger
Putin says Biden is of 'sound mind,' walking back on Russian disinformation about the president's mental acuity
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 02:23 PM (d9FiS)

========

Are we supposed to trust what Putin says now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

425 Are we supposed to trust what Putin says now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
-------------

Bad reporting or sarcasm, you decide.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 17, 2021 02:25 PM (2SdPm)

426 418
Why would you believe a "chinese defector" is not a spy?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:22 PM (N52Qh)


Rest easy, we have "top men" working in the government. They'll believe every word he says then Biden will return him on a silver platter.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 17, 2021 02:25 PM (kUmUV)

427
John Haltiwanger
@jchaltiwanger
Putin says Biden is of 'sound mind,' walking back on Russian disinformation about the president's mental acuity
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Do you really believe Putin said that?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:25 PM (N52Qh)

428 You're not that guy, pal. Trust me.

Damn straight.

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2021 02:25 PM (gmo/4)

429 Putin says Biden is of 'sound mind,' walking back on Russian disinformation about the president's mental acuity
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 17, 2021 02:23 PM (d9FiS)

========

Are we supposed to trust what Putin says now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

And that sound is an armpit fart.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2021 02:25 PM (6FeV1)

430 BREAKING: St. Louis couple who pointed guns at protesters last summer
plead guilty to misdemeanor charges, agree to forfeit their weapons
Why?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 17, 2021 02:25 PM (xPl2J)

431 Rapinhoe isn't Eye Candy, she's Eye Brussels Sprouts

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 02:26 PM (Bmy3R)

432
Are we supposed to trust what Putin says now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Wrong question.

Are we to believe what Fake News tells us about Putin and Russia?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:26 PM (N52Qh)

433 What do you think? Will you be more or less likely to buy Victoria's Secret for yourself or as a gift?



hahahaha. Stuff is SO overpriced it's not funny. Plus... they cater to younger, thin women. Which is fine. I hope that all the younger, thin women who are lesbians like paying a ton of $$$ to buy whatever young thin lesbians wear to sleep.

Posted by: Vyx at June 17, 2021 02:26 PM (tjZg/)

434 Putin says Biden is of 'sound mind,'

They's impeach Trump if Putin said that about him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 02:27 PM (Bmy3R)

435 No Dongs can be returned.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2021 02:27 PM (63Dwl)

436
Forfeit their weapons??

Isn't this guy running for Senate...as a Republican??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:27 PM (N52Qh)

437 If mothers are "birthing persons", what are men ?

"birthing person f-ers" ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (RHGPo)

438 Rest easy, we have "top men" working in the government. They'll believe every word he says then Biden will return him on a silver platter.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 17, 2021 02:25 PM


They'll put him in a safe house in Chinatown that isn't safe.

Re: "Top Men"; I know this ship sailed long ago, but if you think about it, putting the Ark of the Covenant into long term top secret storage is actually the correct option.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (aViol)

439 Have woke-kowtowing businesses reached peak stupid yet?

This has got to be the closest so far.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 17, 2021 02:23 PM (H8QX

------

I'm still waiting for mandatory hiring quotas for blind military and civilian pilots.

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (Q65OF)

440 The moral of this story is ignore those who claim that women don't want to look pretty and sexy. They do, even in videogames.

Hence, why I made the female versions of the pre-play characters in my Champions Begins project to teach how to play Champions... as pretty as I could. And maybe a bit sexy, too.

I had some dudes complain they were too sexualized (when they were really mild) and that girls wouldn't want to play them.

Yeah, because girls don't want to look good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

441 Rapinhoe isn't Eye Candy, she's Eye Brussels Sprouts
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 02:26 PM (Bmy3R)

------------------

Rapinhoe wouldn't be bad looking, if she weren't so vested in looking anything other than feminine. She is great shape, which is always a good starting point. But, not only does she need fashion tips, she also needs a personality transplant.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (2SdPm)

442 The whole point of feminism is to make pretty girls turn themselves ugly. Like all leftist ideas they never try to make those at the bottom rise to be equal with those at the top, they instead try to destroy those at the top so that everyone is suffering at the bottom.

Why can't ugly, fat, sickly leftist ladies just learn there are pathetic, sickly, weak men in the democratic party while will love them and all their rolls, ailments, fake allergies and excuses, no need to try and change others in an attempt to complete for a man who won't like toy anyway since you're a complete imbecile and mentally unstable.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (XwTyM)

443 22 Prediction: the NFL buys the Lingerie League, brands it with Victoria's Secret, and all the players will be trans.

The Kansas City Queefs vs. The Buffalo Jills...tonight on Monday Night Transball!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (Bmy3R)

444 I hope that all the younger, thin women who are lesbians like paying a
ton of $$$ to buy whatever young thin lesbians wear to sleep.

The internets say they sleep in sexy lingerie with their hair made up and make up on.
The internet is always right....isn't it?

Posted by: Obligatory at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (DpkTQ)

445
Do you really believe Putin said that?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:25 PM (N52Qh)


Absolutely.

Putin knows for sure Biden is a sack of jelly now and can do whatever he wants on the world stage without any interference from the US.

He's playing the media.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

446 417 I shudder at the thought of an out of control bush.
Posted by: 2Dogs at June 17, 2021 02:18 PM (2cfUo)

Please clap
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 02:22 PM (o698E)

this is a job for, Trimmerman.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (VcFUs)

447
Did you not notice the part about "disinformation" in that fake news cocksucker's tweet??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (N52Qh)

448 Glad to know that beyond being Russia's greatest leader ever, dear Putin is also an accomplished psychiatrist who can diagnose a person from a single meeting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2021 02:29 PM (6FeV1)

449 397 If I was a shoplifter, I could not ask for a better layout than VS. Five or so connected rooms that you can only see in from one side.
And VS doesn't tag stuff. There losses must've been insane.
Posted by: Ktgreat

easy fix. put the petite sizes out, keep the plus sizes behind the counter. shoplifting demand drops 95%.

Posted by: x at June 17, 2021 02:29 PM (oA+QO)

450
Nicole Wallace has seen an 80% drop in ratings since January.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 17, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

Remind me to tune in for last show. Soon, I hope.

Niccy, can you spell Python?

Posted by: JM in Florida at June 17, 2021 02:29 PM (HCeRP)

451 Looking at that picture, it's just occurred to me - has anyone ever seen Megan Rapinoe and Anderson Cooper in the same place at the same time? (Or has that joke already been told before?)
Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at June 17, 2021 02:24 PM (+rKKZ)


I believe they appeared together at the World's Worst Orgy

Posted by: Wally at June 17, 2021 02:29 PM (FJYfm)

452
Saying that senile biden is senile is "russian disinformation."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:29 PM (N52Qh)

453 It is in Putin's interests to say the opposite. If he was OK, Putin would want to say he was losing it. If he is losing it (he is,) then Putin wants him in power as long as possible.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 02:29 PM (2vKyL)

454 All kidding aside, we are heading to a childless society. This is what has happened in San Francisco. Children are really physically and psychologically discouraged from being in that city.

It's a little weird. Certainly true of SF, generally true of the bigger/richer Californian areas.

There are kids. There are routinely families with two, three, four kids.

I can walk to the park three blocks from where I sit and there will be thirtysomething moms sitting on blankets while their broods climb, run, and screech on the playground.

But they're not Traditional WASPs. They're Chinese. Filipino. Indian (dot-not-feather). Sometimes Russian Jews. If there are WASPs they've married into a mixed family/culture.

In other parts of the area - but surprisingly few in this burg - there'd be Hispanics. There's a few blacks left in SF, and a few more in Oakland, but the only younger black families I'm aware of in this area are immigrants.

Posted by: JEM at June 17, 2021 02:30 PM (8erNz)

455 Victoria's Secret's cachet was being the leader in selling colored undergarments (e.g. pink) when the other retailers sold only white or black.

They sold spaghetti strapped undergarments to women who were too shy to go totally braless. White straps were too dorky looking. Pink straps were cool.

But as Gretchen Wilson so aptly put it, she can get it at Walmart "half price".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at June 17, 2021 02:30 PM (EMi53)

456 I hope that all the younger, thin women who are lesbians like paying a ton of $$$ to buy whatever young thin lesbians wear to sleep.

I mean, there has to be some, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2021 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

457 VS's offerings have been ugly for years, so it is only fitting that the models will be the same...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 17, 2021 02:30 PM (W4x6J)

458 If the left succeeds in getting rid of "gender" how are the
biological women going to let the biological men know they still want to
be chased and woo'd?

Posted by: Obligatory at June 17, 2021 02:06 PM

CMFM shoes.


Posted by: itsacookbook at June 17, 2021 02:30 PM (yPxXc)

459 I hope that all the younger, thin women who are lesbians like paying a ton of $$$ to buy whatever young thin lesbians wear to sleep.
Posted by: Vyx at June 17, 2021 02:26 PM (tjZg/)


I once saw a website that had lots of movies of young thin lesbians wearing lingerie. I can't remember the URL tho.

Posted by: johnd01 at June 17, 2021 02:30 PM (ukNFU)

460 At least they got Valentina Sampaio correct as an actor since he's a biological male.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at June 17, 2021 02:30 PM (lfSFb)

461 He's playing the media.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Your greatest nemesis is being run by a corrupt mush headed imbecile puppeteered by a cabal of flighty, venal idiots....

Would you say anything that might change that situation?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2021 02:30 PM (6FeV1)

462 430 418
Why would you believe a "chinese defector" is not a spy?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue
--------

Say it ain't so

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2021 02:31 PM (jd+Ya)

463 Do you expect Putin to advertise that he tapdanced all over a wet brained retard?

Posted by: garrett at June 17, 2021 02:31 PM (42l6d)

464 Could not care less about VS. The company is shit and lost me as a customer yeeeears. If you didn't fit their image, the employees treated you like a subhuman.

Now, they're just going to be the same bullies as ever.

Posted by: soulpile at June 17, 2021 02:31 PM (hiX0r)

465 Re: "Top Men"; I know this ship sailed long ago, but if you think about it, putting the Ark of the Covenant into long term top secret storage is actually the correct option.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (aViol)

-----

Disagree. At the time of stories there were men who understood the context, danger, and power of the Ark; now we have to assume that it will be accidentally stumbled upon several decades or generations later unwittingly ignorant of what it is and what damage it could do.

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 02:31 PM (Q65OF)

466
The point of that fake news tweet is biden is getting putin to "walkback" stuff and biden has the upper hand with putin.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 17, 2021 02:31 PM (N52Qh)

467 I think my wife looks best in a long well worn and thin T-shirt and nothing else.
That works for me.
Well, that and hip waders. But only on the river with those.

Posted by: Bosk at June 17, 2021 02:31 PM (FgPjD)

468 The moral of this story is ignore those who claim that women don't want to look pretty and sexy. They do, even in videogames.
Posted by: junior at June 17, 2021 02:23 PM (eFc4x)


Those "sexy elves" were dudes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 17, 2021 02:31 PM (jOcSX)

469 At the time of storage ..

Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 02:32 PM (Q65OF)

470 I get emails from VS all the time because I buy panties from them. Yesterday got an email about a swim suit sale so decided to look. First couple typical bikinis that no one I know can actually wear and the. It jumped right to plus size suits. Nothing in between. It's no wonder they are going broke.
If one is "in the mood", it doesn't matter what you are wearing. A ripped, off the shoulder t shirt will work just as well as expensive lingerie.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 17, 2021 02:32 PM (sd8p8)

471 OT: Why do I always hit the ball better at the driving range?

Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 02:32 PM (axyOa)

472
Ask the producers of Terminator: Dark Fate. And the producers of the woke reboot of Charlies Angels. And the producers of The Last Jedi. And the producers of Woke Star Trek. And the producers of Woke Doctor Who.


What about us?

-- "Ghostbusters 2016"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2021 02:33 PM (3U3MX)

473 438 Putin says Biden is of 'sound mind,'

They's impeach Trump if Putin said that about him.


I believe, if translated from the original Opportunist, that'd read "Biden's skull is an echo chamber".

Posted by: JEM at June 17, 2021 02:33 PM (8erNz)

474 If the left succeeds in getting rid of "gender" how are the biological women going to let the biological men know they still want to be chased and woo'd?

Posted by: Obligatory


Meet us halfway. Say "Yes" once in awhile.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2021 02:34 PM (3/f2v)

475 I wish Putin would have said ' He seemed fine to me but I'm not a doctor'

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 02:34 PM (2DOZq)

476 I have a couple pretty silk nighties from Lilysilk.

I like to feel pretty. Even if it's just me all the time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2021 02:34 PM (W2Pud)

477 Disagree. At the time of storage there were men who understood the context, danger, and power of the Ark;
Posted by: ShainS at June 17, 2021 02:31 PM


Porkins: What happened?
Indy: Me and Marian had our eyes closed. All the nazis disappeared. There was a lot of screaming and yelling.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 17, 2021 02:34 PM (aViol)

478 Putin says Biden is of 'sound mind,'


What he really said was, "Biden's mind is soundly mine."

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 02:35 PM (axyOa)

479 I don't find Megan Rapinoe attractive and I don't like her politics and personality, but several of the women in the photo I saw yesterday are not ugly, IMO-just woke, and I don't even think the woman some people here described as Orca-and got a lot of mileage from Orca jokes- is ugly. She just needs to lose weight, but since her thing is fat positivity she's probably not gong to do that, and since her net worth is 300,000 from modelling or being a fat positivity spokeswoman she seems to be doing o.k. for herself financially speaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 02:35 PM (k39e/)

480 Putin's speciality when he was KGB was recruitment I think - turning people. He "recruited" Bush, played to his weaknesses, and now to Biden's.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2021 02:35 PM (V13WU)

481 We needed to stop being about what men want and to be about what women want.

I didn't realize men were forcing women to buy lingerie.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 17, 2021 02:35 PM (Dse6M)

482 If one is "in the mood", it doesn't matter what you are wearing. A ripped, off the shoulder t shirt will work just as well as expensive lingerie.

Just wear this button down business shirt of mine. Only a few buttons done.

And a smile.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

483 I think crotchless panties are a pretty good idea for trannies who haven't had their groin amputation yet.
Let 'em swing dude!

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2021 02:35 PM (v0R5T)

484
... biden has the upper hand with putin.


Hah!

Now I tell one, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2021 02:36 PM (3U3MX)

485 I didn't realize men were forcing women to buy lingerie.
Posted by: abbynormal at June 17, 2021 02:35 PM (Dse6M)

Handmaids!!! REEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2021 02:36 PM (6FeV1)

486 438 Putin says Biden is of 'sound mind

Is that what they call damning with faint praise?

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 02:36 PM (o698E)

487 NOOD QUICK HITS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2021 02:36 PM (Jsjd7)

488 What Joe said.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 17, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

489 Wait, did Putin specify which Biden he was referring to?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 17, 2021 02:37 PM (2SdPm)

490 Putin says Biden is of 'sound mind,'

Vlad is sharp, but don't be fooled. The people who are running Biden had another "oh shit" moment when Putin said that.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2021 02:37 PM (mR6Gs)

491 Killing femininity in the name of fighting masculinity. What a novel idea.

Posted by: ... at June 17, 2021 02:37 PM (o698E)

492 "sound mind"...must be some insider, lost in translation, Russian joke type thing

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2021 02:37 PM (V13WU)

493 Putin says Biden is of 'sound mind

Did he make eye contact with anyone when he said that?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 17, 2021 02:37 PM (cSyAR)

494 Looking at that picture, it's just occurred to me - has anyone ever seen Megan Rapinoe and Anderson Cooper in the same place at the same time? (Or has that joke already been told before?)
Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at June 17, 2021 02:24 PM (+rKKZ)


Not to be "that guy," but you're not. On the course, you get one shot at a relatively small, specific target. On the range, you're just sort of hitting it out there, and then you grab a ball and hit another with the same club, and also just generally out there. Basically, the range is playing a round of golf with almost unlimited mulligans.

Posted by: Wally at June 17, 2021 02:38 PM (FJYfm)

495 commies hate aspiration. Why aspire to a sports car when you can drive an electronic wageslave eco-box? Why aspire to look like a VS angel, girls, when you should want to look like Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 17, 2021 02:38 PM (ZZK0E)

496 475 OT: Why do I always hit the ball better at the driving range?

Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 02:32 PM (axyOa)


Sort of makes sense. Your living room has walls, TV's, couches and your bathroom is probably even smaller.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 17, 2021 02:38 PM (kUmUV)

497 Oops. 498 is supposed to be in response to the driving range post

Posted by: Wally at June 17, 2021 02:38 PM (FJYfm)

498 Rapinho goes trannie and claims to be a male ( not that there was rules a female couldn't play in men's soccer games) would she even make a good team?

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2021 02:39 PM (Cxk7w)

499 Just wear this button down business shirt of mine. Only a few buttons done.

And a smile.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor.


(-:

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 17, 2021 02:39 PM (sd8p8)

500 I have a couple pretty silk nighties from Lilysilk.

I like to feel pretty. Even if it's just me all the time.


Lilysilk? I will check it out....

Posted by: Vyx at June 17, 2021 02:39 PM (tjZg/)

501 OT: Why do I always hit the ball better at the driving range?

Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 02:32 PM (axyO

When you know you only get one chance and have to suffer the consequences of a bad shot , your brain and thus your muscles react differently. Also it may just seem that way . The range is like unlimited mulligans.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 02:39 PM (2DOZq)

502 428:Are we supposed to trust what Putin says now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,



Yes, until further notice, Comrade.

Posted by: The Needs of the Revolution at June 17, 2021 02:39 PM (NsE9F)

503 Right, girls buy these things because they imagine they'll make their bf happy or something. Girls who are above such things like being attractive to boys don't shop at VS, they go to sears or whatever.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 17, 2021 02:39 PM (ZZK0E)

504 486 If one is "in the mood", it doesn't matter what you are wearing. A ripped, off the shoulder t shirt will work just as well as expensive lingerie.

Just wear this button down business shirt of mine. Only a few buttons done.

And a smile.


I tend to like the kind of lightweight one-piece cotton sun dresses that come out of the closet on days like hundred-degree today, and it helps to have skipped the underwear drawer that morning...

...but yeah, the smile.

Posted by: JEM at June 17, 2021 02:39 PM (8erNz)

505 so there's an opportunity for the new Mike Lindell to create a based lingerie complany.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at June 17, 2021 02:40 PM (ZZK0E)

506 Did they hire Kamalama's stepdaughter?

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2021 02:40 PM (v0R5T)

507 505 OT: Why do I always hit the ball better at the driving range?

Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2021 02:32 PM (axyO

When you know you only get one chance and have to suffer the consequences of a bad shot , your brain and thus your muscles react differently. Also it may just seem that way . The range is like unlimited mulligans.
Posted by: Just a side note



Flat surfaces to drive from help too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 17, 2021 02:41 PM (NsE9F)

508 I note that Depends has dropped the video from their 'The Only Thing Stronger Than Us Is You'. Apparently a plus-sized POC displayed in her Depends underwear didn't fare well among the focus-grouped viewers.

I'm completely confident that Depends expected precisely the opposite.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2021 02:41 PM (l0Lgi)

509 case in point: https://tinyurl.com/VS-back-in-the-day

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it. at June 17, 2021 02:41 PM (W4x6J)

510 He is also trolling. The same media that calls him a killer and a danger to the West, now has to point to him as a global authority on our president's health. ROFL

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 17, 2021 02:42 PM (2vKyL)

511 The range is like unlimited mulligans.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 02:39 PM (2DOZq)

I think we brought the horde hive mind to a different level. That was a word for word meld.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 02:43 PM (2DOZq)

512 But what Victoria's Secret does or does not do to save their company backside financially speaking is of little concern to me. I think I ought a couple of pairs of underwear-when they still had stores-about 30 years ago and that's it. I either get my undies, etc from a dept store or from the supermarket.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2021 02:44 PM (k39e/)

513 Putin just screwed up the Biden exit strategy. LMAO

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 17, 2021 02:46 PM (oWBc3)

514 So they want to celebrate "women icons"... then what exactly is the pretense for putting them on display in their underwear? How does that contribute to whatever achievements or strengths these (supposed) "icons" already (supposedly) embody?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at June 17, 2021 02:46 PM (ljXWV)

515 441 If mothers are "birthing persons", what are men ?

"birthing person f-ers" ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2021 02:28 PM (RHGPo)


Fertilizer?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 17, 2021 02:46 PM (8C7+r)

516 Easier said then done but the key to playing better is to not care about a missed shot. Same applies in tennis. Tension is the killer in almost all sports.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 17, 2021 02:47 PM (2DOZq)

517 181 I like Pinoe as a soccer player but I don't know if she'd inspire me to buy sexy underwear.


She's no Mia Hamm

Posted by: Shaftoe at June 17, 2021 02:56 PM (1lOfI)

518 Just got the email from VS with all their new models. Promptly unsubscribed.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 17, 2021 03:06 PM (sd8p8)

519 Meagan Rapinoe= Slightly more masculine Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: P.Mo. at June 17, 2021 03:08 PM (6Cx+M)

520 Hey it's a nasty job, and I'm not personally willing to do it. But Victoria's Secret is on to something---even ugly women need love too. And let me nominate an all shmuck team to do the job. Eric Swalwell; Adam Schiff; James Comey; John Brennan and, holding up his end, Billy Jeff Clinton aka "Slick Wilie". Only rule is that none of the ugly women can be under the age of 40--no more chasing the young stuff for these dudes.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 17, 2021 03:23 PM (NVDjf)

521 Victoria secrets new line?
Cahardt for K^nts!

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 17, 2021 03:24 PM (B3SkM)

522 Victoria Secrets going tits up, there's your headline

Posted by: Piratepatch at June 17, 2021 03:34 PM (2Xrky)

523 Les Wexner dumped it after profits took a dive.

"New Hope for Fat Pigs".

Posted by: Cappy at June 17, 2021 03:37 PM (b0jw/)

524 Quite a few decades ago, I bought lingerie from Frederick's of Hollywood. I have no idea if the company still exists, but though impractical, the products were sexy and accomplished what I was looking for. Now, married for 48 years with 7 kids, I can admit that the hubby liked them as well as I did. Maybe more.

I never bought anything from Victoria's Secret, and considering what they are now using to advertise their products, I can only say that they should file for bankruptcy now. Rapinoe is not sexy, and I doubt if she will turn the company around -- more likely she will accelerate its decline.

Get woke, go broke, watch your company go up in smoke.

Posted by: Nancy at June 17, 2021 07:01 PM (JlDau)

525 Victoria's Secret models used to be eye candy. Now they're going to be eye broccoli.

Posted by: Dave Bigboote at June 17, 2021 07:14 PM (90jMc)

526 If not for the "male gaze", none of us would be here.

Posted by: nishdoogedacht at June 17, 2021 08:20 PM (UsbFe)

527 Rapinoe is a butterface. Everything looks good butterface. But. Her. Face. Get it?

I'll be here all week, try the veal.

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