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Hunter Biden's New Hustle: Selling "Art" -- Which Is Just Colored Dots and Splattered Watercolors -- for $500,000 a Piece

Democrats and their cronies and families already have a hustle going, where media companies give them huge stealth-donations in the form of outsized advances that their shitty books will never come close to earning.

But crackhead whoremonger Hunter Biden's already run that hustle. (He wrote a book last year.)

He's innovated a new one: blowing some watercolor paint around with a straw and then selling the "art" for $500,000 a pop.


President Biden's son, Hunter Biden, has taken a turn into artistry and the first paintings he’s selling are going for as high as $500,000.


The first son's first foray into the art world has seen his pieces picked up by art dealer Georges Berges, who has priced the younger Biden's artwork between $75,000 and $500,000 depending on the size and scope of the collage artwork.

That's a pretty big haul when compared to other artists' first sales. In fact, Biden’s pieces are worth more off the bat than a piece by Jean-Michel Basquiat that sold for $20,900 in 1984 – $53,770.96 in today’s dollars after adjusting for inflation.

"I don't paint from emotion or feeling, which I think are both very ephemeral," Biden told artnet on Monday. "For me, painting is much more about kind of trying to bring forth what is, I think, the universal truth."

You're dabbing paint with a straw. You're literally blowing bubbles and then collecting $500,00 for it.


The president's son has been painting since he was a child and, while he has no formal training, Biden has taken a serious focus to his work and is now creating art full-time.

Some of the "art lovers" are admitting Hunter Biden's "art" only has value because of his political connections:

"And anybody who buys it would be guaranteed instant profit," Acevedo told the Post. "He's the president's son. Everybody would want a piece of that. The provenance is impeccable.'"

Get ready for a shock:

The people funneling disguised graft to Hunter Biden... are remaining anonymous.

FOX Business reached out to Berges to inquire about the transparency behind Hunter Biden's transactions, prompting an agency representing him to say, "As with every artist, sales are always confidential to protect the privacy of the collector."

Sales are not "always confidential." Most sales are public.

But you know what is always a private affair?

Bribery.


...

Biden's attorney and the White House did not immediately respond to Fox News' requests for comment.

Yeah I'll f***ing bet they didn't.

I don't know the citation for her claim, but Representative Boebert says that the gallery Hunter Biden's selling art to has "ties to China."

Which could mean that Chinese nationals are buying the "art."

Which could mean that Chinese nationals are disguising their payments to Hunter as "art investments."

Weird. Eight years ago the Chinese government and Ukranian gangsters wanted to pour money into Hunter's pockets (and 10% for "the Big Guy.")

A couple of years ago a major publisher decided they, too, had to pour money into Hunter's pockets for his amazing story.

Now, suddenly, anonymous patrons want to pay a half a million dollars per "painting" by an untrained "artist" who essentially is making first grade art projects.

What a charmed life, huh? People are just brainstorming to think of new ways to give money to this otherwise shiftless meth addict and crackhead.


This is filthy.

This is corruption.

The White House has no comment. Presumably it would get Biden in trouble with someone if he made a statement.

And NeverTrump cheers.

The demented rapist and China henchman Biden has "restored norms."

Plus: His beautiful, immaculate Tweets!

Posted by: Ace at 05:04 PM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 04:04 PM (Ojki1)

2 But you also get access to the "painter" and his dad.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 04:04 PM (Ojki1)

3 Freakin' mobbed up cvnts.

https://tinyurl.com/Joey-Sniffles-1
https://tinyurl.com/Joey-Sniffles-2

Posted by: Marooned at June 16, 2021 04:05 PM (5TnwH)

4 Joey paints houses.

Posted by: Marooned at June 16, 2021 04:05 PM (5TnwH)

5
In the olden days, they'd call this Money Laundering.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 04:05 PM (6Kunx)

6 I think I'm trying to communicate a higher, more universal truth, which is that strippers and cocaine are awesome.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:06 PM (icI8A)

7 ...painting since he was a child...
.......

me too. My Mom even put some on the frig.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

8 I don't see a problem with this. Kid wows me with his talent.

Posted by: Bush the Lesser at June 16, 2021 04:06 PM (Ojki1)

9 Yeah. This is very clearly just craven, obvious corruption. It's a good gig, too. Sell something of no value that costs virtually nothing to produce for vast sums and get a nice paper trail that eliminates the need to operate a laundromat for your cash-for-influence operation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:06 PM (Jsjd7)

10 Blowing paint around with a straw? I see he found another use for it...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 04:06 PM (Zmnko)

11 As a Christian writerm I struggle with envy watching some douchebag leftist famous person write or "write" a crappy book and sell a gajillion copies while I struggle to move one a month.

But... that is the way of the world. The wicked prosper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

12 Trump needs to start selling NFTs, I think that might make some of the NPCs actually explode.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:07 PM (icI8A)

13 From energy tycoon to world famous artiste.
What a guy.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

14 Blowing paint around with a straw? I see he found another use for it...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 04:06 PM (Zmnko)

I remember doing that art in 1st grade.

Posted by: InCali at June 16, 2021 04:07 PM (ov5G+)

15 Ace, I'll say this about the interview with JP that you mentioned in the last thread, it is not easy to listen to.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 16, 2021 04:07 PM (/Hhiw)

16 So that's how stupid they think we are now?
WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (HaL55)

17 A) Hunter will mis-spend the money. Guaranteed.

B) You are a fool to give any money to Hunter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (u82oZ)

18 Does The Big Guy get 10 percent?

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

19 I bet he has a lot of spare straws to work with, some unused.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (mbyQQ)

20 As a Christian writerm I struggle with envy watching some douchebag leftist famous person write or "write" a crappy book and sell a gajillion copies while I struggle to move one a month.

But... that is the way of the world. The wicked prosper.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:07 PM
++++
If it's any consolation - and it might not be - the books are irrelevant other than being a mechanism for the transaction. They're not really selling books and they're certainly not selling a creative product. It's an excuse to enable the payoff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (Jsjd7)

21 16 So that's how stupid they think we are now?
WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (HaL55)

If the opinion polls are to be believed, yes, that is how stupid we are now.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (Ojki1)

22 Crap like this was in textbooks in Pol. Sci 101: 'American Political Systems' class...in 1983.

They are so brazen, they're not even bothering with the fake foundation con like the Clintons.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (VYjdj)

23 In the olden days, they'd call this Money Laundering.
Still do, but nobody cares, or so it seems.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (v16oJ)

24 "The wicked prosper."

This is MY house!

Posted by: Moloch at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (aAP3z)

25 He doesn't paint from emotion or feeling, which are just sooo ephemeral. He also clearly doesn't paint from talent, either.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:09 PM (icI8A)

26 Norms!

Posted by: Cheers! at June 16, 2021 04:09 PM (WmGrA)

27 If some company tried to value their assets like Hunter's paintings the CEO would be buried under Securities Law jail. There has to be a "sham" exception/fair value requirement to pass muster under election and corruption laws.

Will no US Attorney rid me of this meddlesome grifter?

Posted by: Zek at June 16, 2021 04:09 PM (5RTdG)

28 It was a Japanese form of art, not the other use for the straw...

Posted by: InCali at June 16, 2021 04:09 PM (ov5G+)

29 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2021 04:09 PM (arJlL)

30 18 Does The Big Guy get 10 percent?
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

Given he is now in the big chair I'll bet his cut went up.

Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 04:09 PM (Ojki1)

31 But Eric Trump had to shut down his personal foundation that raised millions for St. Jude hospital because of potential conflicts of interest.So said Jamie Gorlick. Wonder if she is advising the Bidens?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 16, 2021 04:09 PM (L8PU5)

32 Cocaine is universal.

Posted by: Caliban at June 16, 2021 04:09 PM (HgGBT)

33 If it's any consolation - and it might not be - the books are irrelevant other than being a mechanism for the transaction.

It actually is, because I don't want to just move books, I want to connect my work to readers. I like being paid for it too, but want people to read my writing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

34 If some company tried to value their assets like Hunter's paintings the CEO would be buried under Securities Law jail. ...
++++
Unless that company is a major financial institution with a property or mortgage portfolio.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:10 PM (Jsjd7)

35 when does he get half a mil for writing an opera?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:10 PM (4a9Vv)

36 Now placing bets on when Putin buys one

Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at June 16, 2021 04:10 PM (VYjdj)

37 Blowing paint around with a straw? I see he found another use for it...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2021 04:06 PM (Zmnko)

Also harder to OD on paint than crack.

Hunter might try blowing/sucking paint off different surfaces though. Like a hooker's ass - Hunter has the practice doing that with said crack.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2021 04:10 PM (a+Mub)

38 It's amazing that this man of a million talents, this Renaissance man, a Francis Bacon for the new era, hasn't done more to change the world.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:10 PM (icI8A)

39 This shit makes Billy Beer seem classy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 16, 2021 04:10 PM (QU5/8)

40 The Hunter Biden story is my fav of the last few years.

It will end with him killing his family or himself.

Posted by: MJ at June 16, 2021 04:10 PM (gAMkn)

41 He kinda has restored norms. Those norms being corruption and getting rich while raping taxpayers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 16, 2021 04:10 PM (Y5qcH)

42 Y'all do know how hard it was for hounter to learn to blow through a straw instead of sucking through a straw.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2021 04:10 PM (0OP+5)

43 In a related development, noted legal scholar Sheila Jackson Lee hints that "thorough investigations" with "subpoenas and maybe more" of alleged Trump "intimidation of Congress" may yield criminal charges.

Posted by: Zek at June 16, 2021 04:10 PM (5RTdG)

44 Hahahahahaha!
This is some funny shit, man.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 16, 2021 04:11 PM (W2Pud)

45 Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer

You have plenty more self-worth than those losers. You write better than them.
In the burning times, the fall will not hurt you.

Navigating a Kleptocracy,
a Kakistocracy, and a Narcokleptocracy is not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 04:11 PM (u82oZ)

46 Book deals, 'art' sales....good to be on the grift.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 16, 2021 04:11 PM (ifmtJ)

47 I will say that Hunter Biden is a freaking genius in his ability to think up new ways to accept bribes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2021 04:11 PM (5p7BC)

48 Hey, there are only so many phony "books" that can be ghost-written for Hunter before people start to get suspicious. And those pesky publication numbers can be hard to explain to the deplorables: "hey Mildred, why is Hunter Biden getting a $10,000,000 advance for his next book, when his last book only sold 12 copies and is ranked at #268,594,947 on Amazon? Is something hinky going on here?"

But Hunter can crank (or crack) out an infinite number of "art" pieces to sell, privately of course, for millions of dollars each.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 16, 2021 04:11 PM (k4dH2)

49 His first painting ironically titled Laundering.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 04:11 PM (2DOZq)

50 It's amazing that this man of a million talents, this Renaissance man, a Francis Bacon for the new era, hasn't done more to change the world.
Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:10 PM (icI8A)
++++
He's been stealing vast sums of money, ripping off entire countries and brokering political influence in the largest and most powerful state structure in history as he and his group sell it piecemeal to our enemies.

That's changing the world, alright - just not for the better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:11 PM (Jsjd7)

51 Publishing is the usual avenue to shuffle money to politicians.

Or charitable foundations that employ your daughter for six figure incomes.

The plus side for this is that Hunter doesn't actually have to talk to any foreign country's representatives. Because that would be too obvious. People wanting to buy influence simply need to buy a worthless painting and arrange to get a whisper back as to who to thank for the sale.

Posted by: Synova at June 16, 2021 04:11 PM (BD/yx)

52 I believe that many Morons saw this grift coming when word first came out that he was holed up in Santa Monica, immersing himself in his 'art'.

I'll say, that I'm impressed with this particular grift. Georges Berges is going to make a pretty penny with his 10% agent's cut to all the oligarchs and potentates that are lining up to buy the 'art'. Also, much better than setting up a foundation - no big overhead or staff to maintain, like the Clinton Foundation.

Like I said - impressive.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 16, 2021 04:11 PM (mdjgu)

53 We thought Billy Carter was a hoot. Hunter is taking it to a whole new level.

Posted by: Caliban at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (HgGBT)

54 In the olden days, they'd call this Money Laundering.
Still do, but nobody cares, or so it seems.
Posted by: pep at June 16, 2021 04:08 PM (v16oJ)


I care but the US legal code expressly states that Democrat Crackheads are exempt from prosecution.

True Fact!

Posted by: Merrick Garland at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (AiZBA)

55 Much like Monet's revolutionary studies in light, shadow and positioning, Hunter is experimenting with how paints splashes off a Thai hooker's ass as opposed to an Arkansas stripper. Is the art world prepared for this boundless polymath?

Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (icI8A)

56 In the burning times, the fall will not hurt you.

Well I certainly have a much shorter distance to fall

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

57 From energy tycoon to world famous artiste.

What a guy.

Doesn't it just make you want to bust your buttons with pride knowing that you're being ruled over by people just like him? Boy howdy I sure am!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (HaL55)

58 I care but the US legal code expressly states that Democrat Crackheads are exempt from prosecution.

True Fact!
Posted by: Merrick Garland at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (AiZBA)
++++
Plus, the transactions happened after dark.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (Jsjd7)

59 Hey, there are only so many phony "books" that can be ghost-written for Hunter before people start to get suspicious.

I had a 1% level wedding, paid for by a 'foundation'.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (VYjdj)

60 Hunter's painting are Infrastructure.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

61 In some ways you have to admire Hunter.
Psychopathy, incest and pedophilia aside the man cuts a broad swath.

Posted by: Zek at June 16, 2021 04:13 PM (5RTdG)

62 47 I will say that Hunter Biden is a freaking genius in his ability to think up new ways to accept bribes.
__________

Well it's been his only actual job since he was in high school, so he should have some skill at it by now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 16, 2021 04:13 PM (k4dH2)

63 >>He doesn't paint from emotion or feeling, which are just sooo ephemeral.


I am guessing his paintings and Andrew Gillum's sheets have a lot in common.

Seriously, though...you can get really good elephant art out of Thailand for way cheaper.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2021 04:13 PM (JA1kr)

64 I am taking pre-orders for WeaselArt.

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2021 04:13 PM (MVjcR)

65 I haven't seen one of Hunter's paintings but I'm almost certain that it's better than Sly Stallone's paintings.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 04:13 PM (2DOZq)

66 2 But you also get access to the "painter" and his dad.
Posted by: Bete at June 16, 2021 04:04 PM (Ojki1)


Exactly this. If you buy a Hunter painting for ~ $200 to $5k, you're buying a painting. If you're paying half a mill, you're buying something else entirely.

And if it's all anonymous, well, all I can say Hunter's a pro.

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 04:13 PM (U1eOr)

67 Hunter is painting the spiders that years of smoking meth left in his brain.

Posted by: huerfano at June 16, 2021 04:13 PM (DzhEB)

68 Someone oughta run a blacklight over these "pieces."

I'm willing to bet the canvas and "watercolor" are really just a bedsheet cut to size, stretched and mounted, and remnants of a multi-partner, all-relative tryst.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 16, 2021 04:13 PM (5npD/)

69 Here's a shocker , Hunter Biden also used Asian slurs : https://tinyurl.com/yjl9khv7

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2021 04:14 PM (mbyQQ)

70 In the 60's, you could buy a pencil for $10 on Cedar Springs in Dallas.

with the pencil came a free hit of windowpane

same principle with Hunter's paintings

Posted by: REDACTED at June 16, 2021 04:14 PM (8o8kf)

71 re 43: I am thinking that some Dem state AG or federal prosecutor will bring some court case against Trump and get a judge to issue a gag order in order to keep Trump quiet before next year's elections

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:14 PM (4a9Vv)

72 Hiya Weasel!

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2021 04:14 PM (arJlL)

73 Yeah it sucks that this talentless nepot will continue to get dumptrucks full of money shoveled to him, but it's not changing the fact that the eventual coda to the Hunter Biden Story is him dead in a motel somewhere with a needle in his arm. I read those texts he sent his ex's sister - this is not a guy who will have a happy, long life.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:14 PM (icI8A)

74 Not Art.

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2021 04:14 PM (2nFxy)

75 In some ways you have to admire Hunter.
Psychopathy, incest and pedophilia aside the man cuts a broad swath.
Posted by: Zek

You forgot the drug use, racism and the gun crimes!!!

Posted by: Delaware's Own Hunter Biden at June 16, 2021 04:15 PM (VYjdj)

76 Wow, not only is he the president's son, he's a racist, making those paintings of double value to Democrats!

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2021 04:15 PM (mbyQQ)

77 It's money laundering plan and simple

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2021 04:15 PM (Cxk7w)

78 This leggy dame with big boobs would rather go four-wheeling with you than spend even one fraction of a single moment examining Hunter Biden's grift-art:
https://is.gd/7Dyjdu

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:15 PM (Jsjd7)

79 BREAKING NEWS
Chelsea Clinton has taken up finger painting and is holed up in the guest house of her parent's estate "woodshedding."

Posted by: Doctor Jill at June 16, 2021 04:15 PM (mR6Gs)

80 If you connect the dots on the painting, it's a picture of a naked 10-year-old Chinese boy.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 16, 2021 04:15 PM (HmZuC)

81 Is there a link there to the art itself?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (csEWM)

82 Posted by: JT at June 16, 2021 04:14 PM (arJlL)
---
Howdy JT!

Posted by: Weasel at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (MVjcR)

83 "Hunter's painting are Infrastructure.

Posted by: wth"

LOL! Comedy gold.

80% of America: We don't get it

Posted by: Ripley at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (MxEKc)

84 Aren't straws illegal in CA?

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (U1eOr)

85 Meh. It's no Rothko.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (DMUuz)

86 He's done better as the wildly less talented brother than lots of other famous instances - I'm sure Frank Stallone would kill to be Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (icI8A)

87 If the art community had any integrity they should be using social media to ridicule this scam 24/7.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (2DOZq)

88 I wish I could learn Russian.

I'd emigrate in a heart beat. Plus the chicks aren't so mentally mental.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (vhpiW)

89 Those are not art, they are entry tickets to the White House.

And they jailed Blagojevich for a similar activity.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (RMGKK)

90 Babeball crank is a pos, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (csEWM)

91 This leggy dame with big boobs would rather go four-wheeling with you

/skeptical

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

92 So when will CBD feature one of Crackheads masterpieces on the morning art thread?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (L8PU5)

93 BREAKING NEWS
Chelsea Clinton has taken up finger painting and is holed up in the guest house of her parent's estate "woodshedding."
Posted by: Doctor Jill at June 16, 2021 04:15 PM (mR6Gs)
++++
At her *parents'* place? I would figure that she'd rather shack up with her real dad, but I guess even Webb Hubble has things he won't do for the Clinton family.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (Jsjd7)

94 Stealing CBDs thunder like this...

I don't know man.

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (SDkGs)

95 "I don't paint from emotion or feeling, which I think are both very ephemeral," Biden told artnet on Monday. "For me, painting is much more about kind of trying to bring forth what is, I think, the universal truth."


I wonder how long they had to keep him sober to learn those lines?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (axyOa)

96 "Babeball crank is a pos, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (csEWM)"

Yeah he's a tremendous cuck.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (icI8A)

97 THAT is not a straw, Hunter. No matter what you tell the little girls.

Posted by: Godwin's Gaping Gulch at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (HQyZ1)

98 Sort of quaint and old-timey for the Bidens to even think they need to hide their payoffs and bribes anymore. I mean, what different result would there be if Hunter was getting handed oversized novelty checks for $500,000 direct from the ChiCom Ambassador every month. You think the FBI or the press would be bothered enough by that to do something? I don't.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (dYe5S)

99 will paying all that money for one of Hunter's painting get you an invite to have have a bowl of Maypo with the Pres?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (4a9Vv)

100 As a Christian writerm I struggle with envy watching some douchebag leftist famous person write or "write" a crappy book and sell a gajillion copies while I struggle to move one a month.

But... that is the way of the world. The wicked prosper.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:07 PM (KZzsI)


I'm Christian in name only, so I have a lot of envy and hate for the Dan Browns and James Pattersons of the world. But they also have a work ethic, and I do not, so my failure is my own fault.

Doesn't make me any less angry or hate myself any less, but there it is.

"It is not enough that I succeed," as the old saying goes, "but my friends must fail."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (2JVJo)

101 The real question is if the Big Guy still gets his cut?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

102 If the art community had any integrity they should be using social media to ridicule this scam 24/7.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (2DOZq)


They're too busy ridiculing the "Invisible Statue". Right?
Right?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 16, 2021 04:18 PM (AiZBA)

103 Is the art world prepared for this boundless polymath?
Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (icI8A)

----------------

I call this one "Mushroom Stamp!" KAPOW!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, art maker dude at June 16, 2021 04:18 PM (5npD/)

104 And over here we'll add a happy little 'access to daddy'

Posted by: Hunter "Bob Ross" Biden at June 16, 2021 04:18 PM (U1eOr)

105 This leggy dame with big boobs ... Looks tired of your shit.

Danger Will Robinson. Danger!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 04:18 PM (u82oZ)

106 Which reminds me, when will the Clinton Foundation/Global initiative get audited?
*snorts coffee through nose*

Posted by: Zek at June 16, 2021 04:18 PM (5RTdG)

107 I wonder how long they had to keep him sober to learn those lines?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (axyOa)
++++
Not very long. Maybe just keep him off the crackpipe for a few hours. The booze and pills probably wouldn't prevent that utterance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:18 PM (Jsjd7)

108 I call this one "Wazzup N*gga?"

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at June 16, 2021 04:18 PM (d9FiS)

109 I'm Christian in name only, so I have a lot of envy and hate for the Dan Browns and James Pattersons of the world.

Remember, its not the size of your faith, or the quality of it.

Its who you have faith in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

110 If I was running FOX, I would tell Stewart that he can have the 7pm slot

Posted by: REDACTED at June 16, 2021 04:19 PM (8o8kf)

111 A question for EVERY dem and Biden appointee: when did you buy your Hunter painting and how much did you pay for it?

Want the DNC to cover your congressional campaign? Better buy some paintings.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 04:19 PM (axyOa)

112 What pisses me off about all this Covid BS going on is that I had this pretty much knew what was what out over a year ago and I never figured out a way to make money off of it.

Posted by: pawn at June 16, 2021 04:19 PM (vKLy2)

113 Hunter's life expectancy will shorten quite quickly if someone manages to get him charged and then turned.

The Biden's are operating like an Irish Mafia.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 16, 2021 04:19 PM (vhpiW)

114 "For me, painting is much more about kind of trying to bring forth what is, I think, the universal truth... that money talks."

fixed it.

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 04:19 PM (U1eOr)

115 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I am happy I got my library to buy your second book.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (u82oZ)

116
Am I wrong?
I have a wacky theory the only reason California is still pretending there's a pandemic is to slow the Recall process to a crawl to avoid having a Recall election.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (6Kunx)

117 do we get to see an example of the 'art' ?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (iTXRQ)

118 If the art community had any integrity they should be using social media to ridicule this scam 24/7.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (2DOZq)

To be fair, the art community never really had any integrity.

Individual artists? Yes.

But the community when it finally arrived was pretty much already bought and sold when it developed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (csEWM)

119 I did my penance for math, misspellings, and (lack of picts of) misses!

But the picts are on the previous thread...

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (xxG/v)

120 So Hunter has been painting since he was a child, so did we all, in art classes.

To be frank, his art will be indistinguishable from the rest of the modern crap.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (RMGKK)

121 I never figured out a way to make money off of it.

It looked to me at the time that the real money was in selling customized, cutesy masks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

122 And I'm sure many "art buyers" will be foreign nationals or thinly disguised sovereign wealth funds.

Posted by: Zek at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (5RTdG)

123 I don't want to shock you but turns out having your kid wear a face diaper is not good for your child's heath.

https://bit.ly/3q91fyI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 04:21 PM (d9FiS)

124 Hunter refuses to use yellow in his paintings for 2 reasons : "first, it's a lame color, and second, because of the gooks". From his book "Daddy's Little Racist"

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 16, 2021 04:21 PM (mbyQQ)

125 right b/c it's not like hunter is a newbie to putting stuff thru a straw

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 16, 2021 04:21 PM (j9HX3)

126 Quick question...Should something happen to Hunter that results in an untimely demise, will his paintings *increase* in value (because no more will be made) or *decrease* in value (because there's no more reason for grifting through him)?

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 16, 2021 04:22 PM (ZIoLS)

127 I had any real money I would buy books from every HQ author and donate them to the local library. There's some serious talent in this group. Stunningly so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

128 121 I never figured out a way to make money off of it.

It looked to me at the time that the real money was in selling customized, cutesy masks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

Little lawn jockey statues.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 04:22 PM (csEWM)

129 I could swear I once read an action spy thriller where an 'art dealer' was found dead after being horribly mutilated, and then the dealers anon clients started getting whacked.
It wasn't so much who was whacking these guys but what they did to attract the attention.

Posted by: Godwin's Gaping Gulch at June 16, 2021 04:22 PM (HQyZ1)

130 He's done better as the wildly less talented brother than lots of other famous instances - I'm sure Frank Stallone would kill to be Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (icI8A)

Frank Stallone probably has more talent than his brother. Okay maybe not script writing. Rocky cost a million to make and grossed 225 million.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 04:22 PM (2DOZq)

131 Gutfeld talked about this "art" last night but said he couldn't show any of it. He also said he couldn't show the video of the guy in San Francisco looting a Walgreens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2021 04:22 PM (63Dwl)

132 If I can recreate what Hunter is creating, it aint art.

But hey, losers gotta grift.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 16, 2021 04:23 PM (haWye)

133 re 109: "Its who you have faith in."

"It's whom..."

no wonder you can't sell books.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:23 PM (4a9Vv)

134 Hunter will probably try to securitize his art business and short his own stock the day before The Big Guy announces his 25th Amendment retirement.

Posted by: Zek at June 16, 2021 04:23 PM (5RTdG)

135 Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer

Send this to OM. We all can request our local library buy them. I'd rather we get good authors in the libraries than what they waste taxpayers dollars on now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 04:23 PM (u82oZ)

136 "What pisses me off about all this Covid BS going on
is that I had this pretty much knew what was what out over a year ago
and I never figured out a way to make money off of it.

Posted by: pawn"

Do you know anything about therapy? Something along the line of helping people to leave their apartment without fear would be big. Or treating their dog's separation anxiety.

Posted by: Ripley at June 16, 2021 04:23 PM (MxEKc)

137 But hey, losers gotta grift.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 16, 2021 04:23 PM (haWye)
++++
My grifting makes me a winner, baby.

By the way, I like European chicks. Are you hot? If so, do you like crack? If so, wanna get down?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 16, 2021 04:23 PM (Jsjd7)

138 126 Quick question...Should something happen to Hunter that results in an untimely demise, will his paintings *increase* in value (because no more will be made) or *decrease* in value (because there's no more reason for grifting through him)?
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 16, 2021 04:22 PM (ZIoLS)


Forgive me... I didn't think anyone was actually taking delivery of the paintings. I bet they're paying hunter the bribe, I mean money, and telling him he can keep the "art".

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 04:23 PM (U1eOr)

139 >>>I could swear I once read an action spy thriller where an 'art dealer' was found dead after being horribly mutilated, and then the dealers anon clients started getting whacked.

The Eiger Sanction?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 16, 2021 04:23 PM (HmZuC)

140 98 Sort of quaint and old-timey for the Bidens to even think they need to hide their payoffs and bribes anymore. I mean, what different result would there be if Hunter was getting handed oversized novelty checks for $500,000 direct from the ChiCom Ambassador every month. You think the FBI or the press would be bothered enough by that to do something? I don't.
Posted by: Match Checksout at June 16, 2021 04:17 PM (dYe5S)


THIS!!!!!

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (xXx5y)

141 Frank Stallone probably has more talent than his brother/i]

I dunno, Sly was incredible in Rocky and Copland. He's got limited range but he's damn good in that range and he can really write a movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

142 Meanwhile, in Australia . . .

https://bit.ly/3vuZgWw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (d9FiS)

143 A point was made on the previous thread about how the powerful can be split into two groups: those who were in on the election fraud (and other corrupt acts) and those who have some knowledge of how deep and widespread it is but remain silent for fear of the loss of all public trust in our institutions.

I'm willing to see a loss of all public trust in our institutions right now. I understand it will be extremely painful and that it will take quite a while to bring us back to where we should be today, but I'd like to see the corrupt go down more than anything else.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (xxG/v)

144 See Hunter's finger-painting here

https://tinyurl.com/y3k98m9v

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (iTXRQ)

145 Remember too that most cities (dem urban shitholes) have written into law that every annual budget sets aside a %tage for Art. Guess who will be buying a bunch of this crap?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (axyOa)

146 Forgive me... I didn't think anyone was actually taking delivery of the paintings. I bet they're paying hunter the bribe, I mean money, and telling him he can keep the "art".
Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 04:23 PM (U1eOr)
++++
Nah, they'll take delivery. That makes it all nice and legal.

And after taking delivery, they'll dump the crate into the dank utility room on the other end of the basement from the wine cellar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (Jsjd7)

147 They paved my country and put in a flea market.

Senators and Representatives For Sale! Dirt Cheap!

Posted by: jakee308 at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (vhpiW)

148 If Hunter gets bored of watercolors, he can try sculptures.

Wonder what a Hunter Biden sculpture comprised of a failed attempt to assemble a BBQ pit would net at auction? A million bucks? 2 million?

https://tinyurl.com/vd3pjydv

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2021 04:25 PM (a+Mub)

149
Copland?

He was much better as Rambo than Copland.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 04:25 PM (6Kunx)

150 no wonder you can't sell books.

Yeah you got me, I'm a terrible writer, do you suggest seppuku or car exhaust to put me out of your misery?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:25 PM (KZzsI)

151 do we get to see an example of the 'art' ?
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (iTXRQ)
........

only if you send Hunter a 25 percent deposit up front.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

152 I'm waiting for one of the Bidens to get a huge advance for writing a book, the contents of which is just Lorem Ipsum.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2021 04:25 PM (aViol)

153 Meanwhile, in Australia . . .

https://bit.ly/3vuZgWw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (d9FiS)
++++
That is the shit nightmares are made of. Like severe, pathological, multi-generational nightmares.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:26 PM (Jsjd7)

154 And over here we'll add a happy little 'access to daddy'
Posted by: Hunter "Bob Ross" Biden at June 16, 2021 04:18 PM (U1eOr)

----------

That stripper I knocked up? Yeah. "Happy accident."

*wipes buffalo sauce out of his beard with a napkin*
*starts to crumple it, but then looks at it*

Aww man, that's going in a frame. This shit is EASY.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, art maker dude at June 16, 2021 04:26 PM (5npD/)

155 what are the odds that Hunter's artworks will eventually wind up in a Goodwill store?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:26 PM (4a9Vv)

156 JT hope your getting outside today

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2021 04:26 PM (Cxk7w)

157 Just wait til they are hanging in museums in a month or so.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 16, 2021 04:27 PM (iydjf)

158 53 We thought Billy Carter was a hoot. Hunter is taking it to a whole new level.
Posted by: Caliban at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (HgGBT)

*********

America got Billy Beer out of Billy, at least.

Hunter's Crack isn't something I would care to see come to market.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 16, 2021 04:27 PM (xxG/v)

159 See Hunter's finger-painting here

https://tinyurl.com/y3k98m9v
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (iTXRQ)
.......

my fave is the self-portrait of him in the bathtub

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

160 If the art community had any integrity they should be using social media to ridicule this scam 24/7.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 04:16 PM (2DOZq)

To be fair, the art community never really had any integrity.

Individual artists? Yes.

But the community when it finally arrived was pretty much already bought and sold when it developed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (csEWM)

Yeah I was being sarcastic. Another example of King of the Hill having an episode covering our discussion. An art dealer used Peggy, unbeknownst to her, as a mentally challenged artist to sell her propane sculptures for big bucks.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 04:27 PM (2DOZq)

161 I'm waiting for one of the Bidens to get a huge advance for writing a book, the contents of which is just Lorem Ipsum.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2021 04:25 PM (aViol)

-----------

Fauci would sue for copyright infringement. That's 40 of his 80 pages!

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at June 16, 2021 04:27 PM (5npD/)

162 mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

High. Charitable deduction, for the win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 04:27 PM (u82oZ)

163 >The Eiger Sanction?
Posted by: Citizen Cake


no
in Eiger, Clint was a black ops killer whose cover was art history professor

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:27 PM (iTXRQ)

164 Mike Pompeo
@mikepompeo
Calling all unapologetic Americans to join me and become a Pipehitter.

Ok pipehitter. Say Jan 6 was not an insurrection and the political prisoners must be released immediately.

Yeah. I thought so.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 16, 2021 04:27 PM (psJgU)

165 He was much better as Rambo than Copland.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 04:25 PM (6Kunx)

There's a property that's begging to be ruined by "woke" remakes. Hopefully Sly isn't haven't any of it.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 16, 2021 04:27 PM (a+Mub)

166 re 150: come on, I was being /sarc thing. Unfortunately there are more than a few people who become very rich writing crap.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:27 PM (4a9Vv)

167 I have a wacky theory the only reason California is still pretending there's a pandemic is to slow the Recall process to a crawl to avoid having a Recall election.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (6Kunx)


I'm seeing articles already like "Newsom sees his political fortunes rise as CA reopens"

https://tinyurl.com/ymh7ts5h

I think they're hoping and praying that his bribes, and people feeling a return to normal is going to save his ass. Problem is, none of the people he's killed, the businesses that are closed forever, and jobless who are still looking for work are going to feel a "return to normal". We're in a heap of hurt if this guy isn't ousted, because his next move will be to run for POTUS. This can't be allowed to happen.

BTW, today is the first day I was out after the semi-lift, and going maskless was a bit weird. Of course in CA they can't ask to see your covid passport, so you're on the honor system. If you got the jab, you can take off the mask. Well, we're also on the honor system for illegals to not fill out their voting registration when they get their DL, but they fill it out anyway. So fuck you, CA.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 16, 2021 04:28 PM (wAnMi)

168 I've listened to Brian Fisher on American Family Radio a few times and he sorta reminds me of Neal Bortz. Anyway wickypeter and the southern proverty laaw center hates Fisher so he's got that going for him. I like him.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2021 04:28 PM (0OP+5)

169 America got Billy Beer out of Billy, at least.

Hunter's Crack isn't something I would care to see come to market.
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 16, 2021 04:27 PM (xxG/v)

My friend still has an unopened can.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 04:28 PM (2DOZq)

170 These fucking scum WANT you to know how corrupt they are.

Posted by: ccoffer at June 16, 2021 04:28 PM (X3XOk)

171 I've been a pipehitter for years! Got the pics to prove it!

Posted by: Hunter at June 16, 2021 04:28 PM (iydjf)

172 >>>This is filthy.
>>>This is corruption.


This is Biden, this is democrats, and this is neverTrump.

Posted by: flounder at June 16, 2021 04:28 PM (KnJdm)

173
We're laughing at this garbage art, but it's Us who's getting punked. They're having a bigger laugh at us.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 04:29 PM (6Kunx)

174 This is Biden, this is democrats, and this is neverTrump every single person in government at all levels.
Posted by: flounder at June 16, 2021 04:28 PM (KnJdm)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:29 PM (Jsjd7)

175 re 161: I think Jim Wright won the gold star for that trick.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:29 PM (4a9Vv)

176 144 See Hunter's finger-painting here

https://tinyurl.com/y3k98m9v
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (iTXRQ)

70s wallpaper?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 04:29 PM (csEWM)

177 Notice there is no picture of Biden's "art".
Lol

Posted by: pj at June 16, 2021 04:30 PM (G1dq6)

178 These Hunter stories are useless! Some of them aren't even stories. This is just a list of things in his apartment.

Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:30 PM (DnU+f)

179 Meanwhile, in Australia . . .

https://bit.ly/3vuZgWw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (d9FiS)
++++
That is the shit nightmares are made of. Like severe, pathological, multi-generational nightmares.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
___

Australia, home of the Nope spider.

Posted by: SMH at June 16, 2021 04:30 PM (YoCgm)

180 If he paints feet...

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2021 04:30 PM (6NNAC)

181 wth that is dumpster material

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)

182
clutch cargo, is the real estate market saving newsome's ass?

Why are homes still high? Why is Demand still high? You'd think Supply would high, and prices would be low with all the people exiting.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 04:31 PM (6Kunx)

183 I have a wacky theory the only reason California is still pretending there's a pandemic is to slow the Recall process to a crawl to avoid having a Recall election.

Makes sense, actually. I can think of no other reason for their reluctance to open up.

Now explain Oregon, where the restrictions are even more severe than California? Although nobody seems to be paying attention.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

184 Widespread Pepe

Need talent to paint feet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 04:31 PM (u82oZ)

185 So the Big Guy is Dr. Jill?

Only way for this grift to work.

Posted by: Godwin's Gaping Gulch at June 16, 2021 04:31 PM (HQyZ1)

186 181 wth that is dumpster material
Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)

Well... it has more crisp lines than say a rothko.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 04:31 PM (csEWM)

187 I bet the guy can't do trees....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 04:32 PM (mZOHK)

188 Well, the A's decided to actually play some baseball finally in the 6th inning.

I do miss paying for MLB.tv and seeing this stuff everyday. The free show is fine for this year, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

189 Here's a shocker , Hunter Biden also used Asian slurs :

-
Trump's fault!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 04:32 PM (d9FiS)

190 OT it's like off-season Christmas here-

in the mail:
Hogue monogrip for SR1911
TekMat gun cleaning mat
250 cleaning patches

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:32 PM (iTXRQ)

191 Ah writing..... there are 50 bazillion zombie/ apocalypse/dystopia novels out there, for instance... only a couple are worth a damn as far as excellent writing goes.... but people want entertainment, not literature in these genres.

Posted by: kraken at June 16, 2021 04:32 PM (6Je/Q)

192 I bet the guy can't do trees....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 04:32 PM (mZOHK)
++++
Will trees get me high? If so, I'll find a way to do 'em

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 16, 2021 04:32 PM (Jsjd7)

193 I'd be surprised if Hunter blows the paint around with a straw. Think he's more of a willie wiper kinda guy.

Posted by: Gabba Gabba Hey! at June 16, 2021 04:32 PM (s33iD)

194 That is the shit nightmares are made of. Like severe, pathological, multi-generational nightmares.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

Sorry, Australia. It was nice knowing you.

Posted by: flounder at June 16, 2021 04:32 PM (KnJdm)

195 JT hope your getting outside today
Posted by: Skip

In and out all day !

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2021 04:33 PM (arJlL)

196 Gutfeld just showed a pic of Hunter on "The Five". Maybe I'll get to see some artwork.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:33 PM (4a9Vv)

197 I hate to say this, but China is scoring big. The reports on the G7 are that most countries have accepted that the US is done and they had better make deals with China.

This is the awful truth. World leaders see the pedo-retard we allowed to take control, and they have to look out for their own countries. If you were Japan, or Germany, or any other country, would you rely on the US to help defend you from Chinese aggression? And by aggression, I do not mean military invasion but more unequal trade and swamping the world with drugs and corruption.

pedo joe is the worst thing that could have happened to the West, so far.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2021 04:33 PM (nbWWG)

198 In and out all day !
Posted by: JT at June 16, 2021 04:33 PM (arJlL)
++++
Mmmmmm. Do go on, tiger!

Posted by: Shep! at June 16, 2021 04:33 PM (Jsjd7)

199 Does The Big Guy get 10 percent?


The Big Guy gets 50%. That is what had Hunter so pissed off. Joe was taking half of Hunter's 20%.

Not even Paulie demanded that much tribute.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2021 04:33 PM (yQpMk)

200 141 Frank Stallone probably has more talent than his brother/i]

I dunno, Sly was incredible in Rocky and Copland. He's got limited range but he's damn good in that range and he can really write a movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

Someone, please correct me if I'm wrong, but only Stallone, Charlie Chaplin and Orson Welles were ever nominated for Best Actor and Best Screenplay in the same year. Not a big club at all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 16, 2021 04:33 PM (mdjgu)

201 Look any nation that has "Spider season" is one you probably want to avoid if you have arachnophobia

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:33 PM (KZzsI)

202
For those of you oddballs still watching Fux News, has The Five improved since that shithead Juan Williams left?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 04:34 PM (6Kunx)

203 184 Widespread Pepe

Need talent to paint feet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 16, 2021 04:31 PM (u82oZ)

Anatomy is hard. Hands, feet, musculature.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 04:34 PM (csEWM)

204 pedo joe is the worst thing that could have happened to the West, so far.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2021 04:33 PM (nbWWG)
++++
That's certainly possible. Some of that comes down to timing, but at the end of the day no one's going to quibble about how much was timing and how much was inveterate, corrupt, evil awfulness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:34 PM (Jsjd7)

205 This leggy dame with big boobs would rather go four-wheeling with you than spend even one fraction of a single moment examining Hunter Biden's grift-art:
https://is.gd/7Dyjdu
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2021 04:15 PM (Jsjd7)

HA! Bet you're wrong!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 16, 2021 04:35 PM (z79tQ)

206 Need talent to paint feet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That's some serious phrasing, Salty.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2021 04:35 PM (wb66H)

207 167 I'm seeing articles already like "Newsom sees his political fortunes rise as CA reopens"

the few things i've seen look like he's trying to convince us that his stern hand on the tiller saved us from a fate worse than death.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 16, 2021 04:35 PM (sGtp+)

208 Is the art world prepared for this boundless polymath?
Posted by: Broseidon at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (icI8A)
........

Word is art forgers everywhere are intimidated.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

209 So my theory is that fart-brain-biden is using the Clinton ruse.

Clinton campaigned as tough on China in order to signal to them that they needed to spend big to win his support. He ran hard against China, then collected big cash from them and gave them permanent MFN and WTO membership.

Joe is talking tough on China, but clearly this is just to tell them they need to pay up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2021 04:35 PM (nbWWG)

210 Not even Paulie demanded that much tribute.

Yeah well the mob was smarter. They knew if they wanted a bigger tribute than that, the mooks would cheat and lie even more on how much they made. I mean, they still shorted the bosses, but by an acceptable amount most of the time. They figured crooks would have a thumb on the scales, long as it wasn't too obvious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:36 PM (KZzsI)

211 So, this is what it is like to live in a 3rd world banana republic. I'm sure I'd like it more if I knew of a way to get in on the never-ending grift.

Posted by: shibumi at June 16, 2021 04:36 PM (tjZg/)

212 The grift is getting more and more blatant. I have to believe they are deliberately rubbing our noses in it now.

Posted by: acethepug at June 16, 2021 04:36 PM (qPKAe)

213 Calling all unapologetic Americans to join me and become a Pipehitter.

What in the ever-loving, blue-eyed fuck is "pipehitter" for a name for Americans who hate the steal, you imbecilic jackass? Did you even take a moment to think how that will be twisted and mocked by the MFM?

If you think "teabagger" was bad, wait until those nickelfuckers get hold of "pipehitter."

COAC, you or your staff are fucking tone-deaf idiots.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 16, 2021 04:36 PM (2JVJo)

214 Gird your loins, the Dem's just got 10 Rino Republican Senators to agree to a infrastructure bill.

We'll see what happens in the next step: Revealing the devil in the details.

Posted by: WisRich at June 16, 2021 04:36 PM (G0vdT)

215 Congratulations, Art World! You're getting punked by a crackhead! Ivan the Gorilla had equal skills, and even he didn't cash in like this.

Maybe his dad should've run for president.

I wonder what proportion of the Art Community voted for the Bidens? Well, at least they have their Twitter.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 16, 2021 04:36 PM (aXxgO)

216 207 167 I'm seeing articles already like "Newsom sees his political fortunes rise as CA reopens"

the few things i've seen look like he's trying to convince us that his stern hand on the tiller saved us from a fate worse than death.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 16, 2021 04:35 PM (sGtp+)

==========

Progressives will never leave California and New York. They love Newsome and Cuomo. They saved their lives.

The people leaving CA and NY now are largely not progressives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

217 Anatomy is hard. Hands, feet, musculature.

Some is easier to fake than others, but hands, feet, faces, ears, stuff you see regularly every day people know. They can't say why or depict one themselves, but they know when something is off.

What is frustrating is that in real life, people will have very odd distortions and unnatural shapes in all these. But if you draw or paint or sculpt someone like that, everybody thinks you messed up and suck at your job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:37 PM (KZzsI)

218 Well, he already did the Book scam... he needed a new gig.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2021 04:37 PM (oHd/0)

219 215 Congratulations, Art World! You're getting punked by a crackhead! Ivan the Gorilla had equal skills, and even he didn't cash in like this.

Maybe his dad should've run for president.

I wonder what proportion of the Art Community voted for the Bidens? Well, at least they have their Twitter.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 16, 2021 04:36 PM (aXxgO)

=========

The art world is a scam and has been for a very long time. Everyone's in on it. It's all about status, not about art.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

220 Wait til you see how much they pay for his excrement and urine!

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2021 04:37 PM (YkiRa)

221 Hunter is probably stashing coke and heroin in the paintings, along with top secret plans from our woke military.

Putin and Xi are gonna have a party.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 16, 2021 04:37 PM (haWye)

222 Will trees get me high? If so, I'll find a way to do 'em

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 16, 2021 04:32 PM (Jsjd7)

Try turpentine. The scent of the northern forest!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (mZOHK)

223 I wonder what proportion of the Art Community voted for the Bidens?

About the same number as non mobbed up sanitation workers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor, world's most respected Fantasy Hero writer at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

224 What's the over/under on how many months late he is with the stripper's child support payment?

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (U1eOr)

225 Has a Rothko comment been implied at least?

Posted by: Olympic Tiddly Wink Player at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (FsXyN)

226 I'd rather have Hitler's art than this scumbags.

Posted by: torabora at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (12YfF)

227 Hunter Biden in "My Left Nostril".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (mTFdm)

228 The Five is talking about this now. It's all about buying access.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (NpAcC)

229 Gutfeld just said Hunter's artworks look like 'tramp vomit'.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (4a9Vv)

230 pedo joe is the worst thing that could have happened to the West, so far.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2021 04:33 PM (nbWWG)

**********

I frequent a national sports board that has a lot of political commentary on it. They had a thread last week in which the worst presidents where polled and James Buchannan didn't even win a single vote. Carter was hardly pegged, too.

They went after Biden, Obama, the Bushes, and the prog triumvirate of Woody W./FDR/LBJ pretty hard. So there was a silver lining here if the posters on that thread are representative of America.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (xxG/v)

231 Heading back out to deck.

As said earlier it's a payoff to Leftists just book writing is. Big donors will pony up good cash to pay off Hunter.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2021 04:39 PM (Cxk7w)

232 Art Appreciation Night at the White House should be real classy event.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 16, 2021 04:39 PM (s+u6b)

233 So, this is what it is like to live in a 3rd world banana republic. I'm sure I'd like it more if I knew of a way to get in on the never-ending grift.
Posted by: shibumi at June 16, 2021 04:36 PM (tjZg/)


Seriously, where do I go to dunk my beak and fill my rice bowl?

My parents were hard-working honest Americans, not meth-addled white-trash grifter scum in the gov't.

Stupid parents!!!!111!!11!!!!1!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2021 04:39 PM (dWwl8)

234 I want in on the grift. Therefore, I will have printed a series of matchbooks, with renditions of Hunter's "art" inside the matchbook cover.

"If you can draw this picture, you can be an Artist!"

And then, *magic* *moar* magic.

I'll make meeeeelions!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2021 04:39 PM (QzJWU)

235 You're living in dream time, you wanna run away...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 16, 2021 04:39 PM (ifmtJ)

236 Heading back out to deck.


If you trim your shrubs, it will make your deck look bigger.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 16, 2021 04:40 PM (psJgU)

237 Hiya Czech Chick !

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2021 04:40 PM (arJlL)

238 so does he have an assistant that yells "EXHALE!"

Cause otherwise his nail cavities are the color of the rainbow.

Posted by: Olympic Tiddly Wink Player at June 16, 2021 04:40 PM (FsXyN)

239 These paintings rook velly velly funny!

I take 3!

Posted by: Chinese "Art" Collector at June 16, 2021 04:40 PM (CjFDo)

240 53 We thought Billy Carter was a hoot. Hunter is taking it to a whole new level.
Posted by: Caliban at June 16, 2021 04:12 PM (HgGBT)


I'm ashamed to say I voted for Jimmy Carter my first time to vote in a presidential election.

Billy Beer was one of the many, many things that soured me on Carter and his gifting ways.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at June 16, 2021 04:40 PM (JDmP3)

241 George is just too fucking stupid to think of something like this. Christ, I married a retard.

Posted by: Laura Bush at June 16, 2021 04:41 PM (56OvF)

242 wth: "From energy tycoon to world famous artiste.
What a guy."


Yep. A real Renaissance Man. And he did it while hopped up on goofy powder. Imagine what he'd have accomplished without it! I hope the Smithsonian has a cryostorage unit so that future generations can study this genius' brain.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 16, 2021 04:41 PM (aXxgO)

243
White Supremacists and Man-Made Climate Change are Biden Crime Family is the greatest threat to National Security.

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2021 04:42 PM (YkiRa)

244 Gutfeld just said Hunter's artworks look like 'tramp vomit'.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken.........Why didn't I think of that??!?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 16, 2021 04:42 PM (CjFDo)

245 169 America got Billy Beer out of Billy, at least.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 04:28 PM


You joke, but Carter deregulated brewing. He is the reason that all the brew pubs came about.

Billy Beer represents a win for free markets. (The beer itself was just a label but the real renaissance in US brewing came in the 80s following the deregulation.) I can't stand Carter, but credit where due.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2021 04:42 PM (nbWWG)

246 Gird your loins, the Dem's just got 10 Rino Republican Senators to agree to a infrastructure bill.

We'll see what happens in the next step: Revealing the devil in the details.
Posted by: WisRich at June 16, 2021 04:36 PM (G0vdT)
........

How many of Hunter's paintings are they buying?

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

247 In the battle of the smirks, Amazon or Hunter?

Posted by: klaftern at June 16, 2021 04:43 PM (r4sI4)

248 " painting is much more about kind of trying to bring forth what is, I think, the universal truth."

It's garbage.

Posted by: The Universal Truth at June 16, 2021 04:43 PM (Tnijr)

249 SO-

since we (USA) seem to have abdicated the title, what or who is 'leader of the free world' now?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:43 PM (iTXRQ)

250 I'm gonna puke. These people should be in a pound me in the backhole prison.

Posted by: Bosk at June 16, 2021 04:43 PM (FgPjD)

251 Hunter's "art" is dipping his wick in paint and pressing his drippy junk against a canvas. Eewww.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at June 16, 2021 04:44 PM (z/wDa)

252 You can tell Hunter is an idiot. If he had any brains, him and his favorite whore would dip themselves in pain, fuck on a blank canvas and sell that.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 04:44 PM (mZOHK)

253 249 SO-

since we (USA) seem to have abdicated the title, what or who is 'leader of the free world' now?
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:43 PM (iTXRQ)

=======

Poland?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 16, 2021 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

254 The paintings are worth the same amount as his advice to that Ukrainian company was worth.

And he got paid bigly for both.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 16, 2021 04:44 PM (9hauA)

255 Winston Churchill. Now that guy was an artist. And he never got kicked out of the Navy neither.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2021 04:44 PM (0OP+5)

256 230 pedo joe is the worst thing that could have happened to the West, so far.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 16, 2021 04:33 PM (nbWWG)


Actually, I believe the destruction of the university from within is the worst thing that has happened to the west so far. President KiddySniffer is one of the results.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at June 16, 2021 04:44 PM (rw1l7)

257 since we (USA) seem to have abdicated the title, what or who is 'leader of the free world' now?
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:43 PM (iTXRQ)


Not the Ukraine. The Ukraine is weak.

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 04:45 PM (U1eOr)

258 Ryan T. Anderson
@RyanTAnd
Colorado court just ruled that Jack Phillips [of Masterpiece Cakeshop] has to create cakes celebrating sex reassignment. @AllianceDefends is on it: "The harassment of people like Jack and Barronelle has been occurring for nearly a decade and must stop. We will appeal this decision"

-
If we can't force people to bake cakes celebrating castration then none of us are truly free.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 04:45 PM (d9FiS)

259 Phillip Bump in WAPO today claims Tucker Carlson's claim that Dr. Fauci has "quietly collapsed" - except if you can stomach reading the snotty Bump, he doesn't actually get to the collapsed part...you see Dr. Fauci and his associates DENY it...well, that's enough for Herr Bump! Collapsed! he cries to the clouds in the sky!

Why anyone in their right mine would employ a teenager named Bump to write something he basically made up on his couch while eating his mom's stale meatloaf is beyond my understanding....but WAPO has a lot of Bumps on their payroll, writing on their couches between rounds of Fortnite with their dweeby friends....

Posted by: Boswell at June 16, 2021 04:45 PM (5iUNf)

260 Am I wrong?
I have a wacky theory the only reason California is still pretending there's a pandemic is to slow the Recall process to a crawl to avoid having a Recall election.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 04:20 PM (6Kunx)



Democrats move to cover recall costs, speed up election date

https://bit.ly/3q1inWR

They plan to speed it up so the challengers have no time to campaign.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2021 04:45 PM (yQpMk)

261 America got Billy Beer out of Billy, at least.
--------
My friend still has an unopened can.


Just waiting for an occasion special enough to open it for, eh?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2021 04:45 PM (nfrXX)

262 Will trees get me high? If so, I'll find a way to do 'em

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 16, 2021 04:32 PM (Jsjd7)

Ever eat a pine cone? Many parts are edible.

Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons at June 16, 2021 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

263 Gutfeld just said Hunter's artworks look like 'tramp vomit'.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (4a9Vv)

He works with Kat Timpf. I bet he would know.

Posted by: flounder at June 16, 2021 04:46 PM (KnJdm)

264 What's the over/under on how many months late he is with the stripper's child support payment?

Posted by: 496 at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (U1eOr)

-----

Over/under on how many nieces, stepmoms, and strippers he's knocked up who subsequently aborted his spawn?

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2021 04:46 PM (YkiRa)

265 215 Congratulations, Art World! You're getting punked by a crackhead! I
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

You do understand that we make 50% commission, right?

Posted by: Art World! (we don't care what you buy, just pay big.) at June 16, 2021 04:46 PM (nbWWG)

266 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at June 16, 2021 04:46 PM (56OvF)

267 claim that Dr. Fauci has

"Lied to us" - I need an editor....

Posted by: Boswell at June 16, 2021 04:46 PM (5iUNf)

268 Damn, I left out sisters-in-law ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 16, 2021 04:46 PM (YkiRa)

269 This is actually better than the Clintons' scam. Just spend a few minutes splattering paint on a canvas and voila. Clintons had to at least show up and give crappy speeches.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 16, 2021 04:47 PM (9hauA)

270 since we (USA) seem to have abdicated the title, what or who is 'leader of the free world' now?

-
I vote Hungary or maybe Poland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 04:47 PM (d9FiS)

271
is the fartwalker on Air Force One yet?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 16, 2021 04:47 PM (bTQ72)

272 WisRich: "We'll see what happens in the next step: Revealing the devil in the details."

No need to look at the details any more. The Devil is Congress.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 04:47 PM (aXxgO)

273 Speaking of illicit "donations", NBC news article link, purportedly to a Biden medical checkup summary, takes you to a Democrat donation page.

https://bit.ly/3zB6nQy

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 04:47 PM (UW2ZS)

274 re 278: yeah, it's funny, if you had a kid who kept intentionally cutting himself...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:48 PM (4a9Vv)

275
You can tell Hunter is an idiot. If he had any brains, him and his
favorite whore would dip themselves in pain, fuck on a blank canvas and
sell that.


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 16, 2021 04:44 PM (mZOHK)

You should be doing the art thread.

Posted by: Olympic Tiddly Wink Player at June 16, 2021 04:48 PM (FsXyN)

276 217 Anatomy is hard. Hands, feet, musculature.

Yes but the human face is the acid test

Posted by: REDACTED at June 16, 2021 04:49 PM (8o8kf)

277 TX Gov signs Constitutional Carry bill into law.

https://bit.ly/3wxc9QZ

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 04:49 PM (UW2ZS)

278 Gutfeld just said Hunter's artworks look like 'tramp vomit'.

-
These paintings are from the artist's tramp vomit period.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 04:49 PM (d9FiS)

279
Democrats move to cover recall costs, speed up election date

https://bit.ly/3q1inWR

They plan to speed it up so the challengers have no time to campaign.
Posted by: G'rump928


Sneaky shits.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 16, 2021 04:50 PM (6Kunx)

280 me at 274, I meant 258

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:50 PM (4a9Vv)

281 227 Hunter Biden in "My Left Nostril".
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 16, 2021 04:38 PM (mTFdm)

Or, 'My Left Toot'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 16, 2021 04:51 PM (mdjgu)

282 $500k. Well, The Big Guy gets his cut, and the dealers get their cut, everybody gets a cut! Pretty good return for a couple hundred Wuhan bats.

Posted by: mrp at June 16, 2021 04:51 PM (Pqytn)

283 >Colorado court just ruled that Jack Phillips [of Masterpiece Cakeshop] has to create cakes celebrating sex reassignment.


yeah, Colorado is lost

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:51 PM (iTXRQ)

284 TX Gov signs Constitutional Carry bill into law.

'Bout friggin' time. What's he been waiting for?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2021 04:52 PM (nfrXX)

285 Oh great. Now they're ALL going to do it.

Posted by: torabora at June 16, 2021 04:52 PM (12YfF)

286 Of the few HB paintings I've been able to find in an image search, I regret to say that they are all better than anything I can paint. Are they worth a lot of money? Not to me.

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 16, 2021 04:52 PM (qpX6U)

287 re 277: and if the crime rate in TX doesn't fall by 50 percent in the next 3 months, the Dems will declare the law to be a failure.

and if crime does fall 50 percent in the next 3 months, the Dems will say "how do you know it wouldn't have happened anyway?"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 16, 2021 04:52 PM (4a9Vv)

288 Top story at Instapundit is fucking sad. You voted (and stole the vote) for this and you will take it up the sqeakhole and beg for more. Pathetic bastards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 16, 2021 04:52 PM (csEWM)

289 WJC painting Abstract Sad Clown Series as we speak.

Posted by: klaftern at June 16, 2021 04:53 PM (r4sI4)

290
Hmmm, a crooked political operator. A liar. A degenerate. A racist. For his next scam, maybe he can take a plagiarism cue from the Big Guy, and re-publish the Education of Little Tree under his own name, since he's basically Asa Carter without the writing talent.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 04:53 PM (pfqSb)

291 here in the hood, they createed fake companies and workers to collect PPE money. They have moved into fake landlord/tenant scams. The hood is awash in new German cars with very loud mufflers and paper Texas buyer plates.

Posted by: Jamaica back in Queens at June 16, 2021 04:53 PM (b+v9B)

292 283 >Colorado court just ruled that Jack Phillips [of Masterpiece Cakeshop] has to create cakes celebrating sex reassignment.


yeah, Colorado is lost
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:51 PM (iTXRQ)

Just make a cake that says "Happy Birthday" and say that is as good as you can do. Then offer them their money back.

Posted by: Rael at June 16, 2021 04:53 PM (56OvF)

293

Joe Biden gifted Russian President Vladimir Putin a pair of custom aviator sunglasses made by Randolph USA during their summit on Wednesday, according to a White House official.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2021 04:54 PM (63Dwl)

294 Old man yells at neighborhood kids.

https://bit.ly/2SxxHys

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 04:54 PM (UW2ZS)

295
Does the sale price of the artworks include disinfection service?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 16, 2021 04:54 PM (HvL2K)

296
what if all the drugs biden is on kills him?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 16, 2021 04:55 PM (bTQ72)

297 As with his son, I have no doubt that Bogus Biden is no stranger to the "n" word and it is probably a big part of the reason that he is not "allowed" to take questions from the press. His temper got the best of him today and he lashed out at a reporter. One of these days though...

Posted by: washrivergal at June 16, 2021 04:55 PM (pmLp6)

298 Art world is known as money laundering central. What a shock that this yayo monkey would take this route!

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at June 16, 2021 04:55 PM (Y8JQ4)

299 >Just make a cake that says "Happy Birthday" and say that is as good as you can do. Then offer them their money back.
Posted by: Rael


I'd make the cake, but made sure it tasted so bad they'd never come back for another

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:56 PM (iTXRQ)

300 75 but sun going down and breezy had toget a beverage

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2021 04:56 PM (Cxk7w)

301 Do do do duh do duh do do do
Do the Hustle!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 16, 2021 04:56 PM (Vxu+H)

302 What I learned at AoS today:
A new word: polymath.
noun
a person of wide-ranging knowledge or learning
"a Renaissance polymath"
Thanks Broseidon! And Hunter!

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

303 Somebody ask Biden how many grandchildren he has.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 16, 2021 04:57 PM (fOlSX)

304 Breaking:

Some twat named Aaron Rupar is a dope.

https://bit.ly/2TC5PJF

Posted by: bonhomme at June 16, 2021 04:57 PM (UW2ZS)

305 Mother of God. Bark Box just sent me an email asking if I wanted to shop LGBTQP doggo toys to celebrate pride month.
My doggos love Bark Box. I'm legit conflicted about whether or not to cancel their subscription.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 16, 2021 04:58 PM (wb66H)

306 Bertram Cabot Jr at least Putin will look cool in them

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2021 04:58 PM (Cxk7w)

307 Ben Franklin, Leonardo da Vinci were polymaths

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:58 PM (iTXRQ)

308 Joe Biden gifted Russian President Vladimir Putin a
pair of custom aviator sunglasses made by Randolph USA during their
summit on Wednesday, according to a White House official.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2021 04:54 PM (63Dwl)

==========================I'm so old, I remember when Nixon gifted Brezhnev a Lincoln Continental.

Posted by: mrp at June 16, 2021 04:58 PM (Pqytn)

309
Jack Phillips & Co. are good people. Used to live up the block from there.

If I had Powerball money, I'd buy him out generously, and convert the place into a museum detailing the persecution of Christians through history, from the Roman Empire forward to a display of his court docs right before the exit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 04:58 PM (pfqSb)

310 >Bark Box just sent me an email asking if I wanted to shop LGBTQP doggo toys to celebrate pride month


are your dogs 'out' ?

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:58 PM (iTXRQ)

311 painting is much more about kind of trying to bring forth what is, I think, the universal truth.

The universal truth that your name means more than talent, training and emotion in art.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 16, 2021 04:59 PM (psJgU)

312 clutch cargo: "BTW, today is the first day I was out after the semi-lift, and going maskless was a bit weird. Of course in CA they can't ask to see your covid passport, so you're on the honor system..."

Don't fret for a single nanosecond.

The government lied to you. You can lie right back. It set the precedent. Seriously, I wouldn't feel guilty at all there. And, if you're really concerned, just say to yourself, "It's not a lie; it's an alternate truth." Or it identifies itself as a truth.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at June 16, 2021 04:59 PM (aXxgO)

313 Colorado court just ruled that Jack Phillips [of Masterpiece Cakeshop] has to create cakes celebrating sex reassignment.
........

He should make them all with lettering on the icing:
HAPPY GROIN AMPUTATION !

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

314 Pepesendback at least a email your dog isn't a trannie

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2021 04:59 PM (Cxk7w)

315 test

Posted by: pawn at June 16, 2021 04:59 PM (vzKmu)

316 The "provenance is impeccable"?

If I understand the usage here, then if Hunter hands me a urine sample, it has the same impeccable provenance. Like the painting, it also has no inherent value.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 16, 2021 05:00 PM (uhPTO)

317 I remember learning how to do art like that back in first grade. 30 six year olds all about to pass out from hyperventilating through a little straw, focused on moving those little inkblots around on the page.

Probably the first time Hunter ever used a straw so close to something without putting it in his nose and snorting.

Posted by: red speck at June 16, 2021 05:00 PM (gS3OW)

318 I've seen Hunter's "art." Like me, he probably got a D in art while in school... assuming he actually went.

I mention this because I got poor grades in "art" class even though I'm talented enough to paint and draw what are passable representations of what I'm looking at. In fact, I spent most of my high school and early college years focusing on Industrial Design. A teacher once gave me poor grades on my "art" for weeks on end until I simply emptied a trash can on a piece of poster board slathered with glue.

That earned me an A. This says all that need be said about "art."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2021 05:00 PM (3H9h1)

319 Apple Is Censoring LGBT Apps In China For The Communists

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And right in the middle of QWERTY month!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 05:00 PM (d9FiS)

320 The next scam to keep Hunter in hookers and blow: Make him an Executive Producer of a sure-fire Hollywood money-maker (at least in China), with a cut of the profit, for pretending to do whatever an executive producer does. For one day. Well, for maybe half-a-day.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2021 05:00 PM (AMIL/)

321 Yet Twitter doesn't have to have service to anyone they deem not on their side of politics.

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2021 05:00 PM (Cxk7w)

322 bonhomme @ 277, I honestly thought Abbott would let the time lapse and let the thing automatically become law but he did the political CYA thing and signed it. Funny, but I had to get to the gunsmith and pie shop before they closed, forgot my vest, and was carrying. G45 on right hip and 2 17rd mags on left. Nobody even noticed.

Posted by: Eromero at June 16, 2021 05:00 PM (0OP+5)

323 He has to bake a cake. It doesn't have to be a good cake.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 16, 2021 05:01 PM (psJgU)

324 I wish I could vote for Putin!

Posted by: Tyler Mason at June 16, 2021 05:01 PM (GvumD)

325 Bet he doesn't use the color "yellow" in his "art". If you don't know what I'm referring to, do a search for Biden's niece Caroline Biden and Hunter.

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2021 05:02 PM (oiNtH)

326 Is Hunter getting SS protection?

Imagine what that duty is like.

Posted by: pawn at June 16, 2021 05:02 PM (vzKmu)

327 276 Yes but the human face is the acid test
indeed.

Posted by: Jack Nicholson as The Joker at June 16, 2021 05:02 PM (v3pYe)

328 For me, painting is much more about kind of trying to bring forth what is, I think, the universal truth
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Which is "Money talks"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 16, 2021 05:03 PM (DFWJJ)

329 Is Hunter getting SS protection?

Imagine what that duty is like.
Posted by: pawn at June 16, 2021 05:02 PM (vzKmu)

They'd love it.
Wheels up, rings off.

Fucking Secret Police whore fuckers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 16, 2021 05:04 PM (ifmtJ)

330 Not that I have anything against whore fuckers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 16, 2021 05:04 PM (ifmtJ)

331 100,000 gang bangers no longer concealed carrying illegally. Provided they aren't felons, so maybe 100 ?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 16, 2021 05:04 PM (2DOZq)

332 W I D E N O O D

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2021 05:05 PM (Cxk7w)

333
The Secret Service has been caught for suppressing criminal investigations of this white-trash crackhead pervert.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 05:06 PM (pfqSb)

334 Hunter doing a big ol' line of titanium white.

"It's the shit, man"

Posted by: pawn at June 16, 2021 05:06 PM (vzKmu)

335 nood

Posted by: Gentlemen, This... at June 16, 2021 05:06 PM (nbWWG)

336 If I had Powerball money, ...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2021 04:58 PM


I would find out where the suing assholes live, buy the houses around them and rent them out to section 8 meth-heads.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 16, 2021 05:07 PM (aViol)

337 Yeah, I'll make your cake. I wouldn't eat it if I were you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2021 05:08 PM (kTF2Z)

338 Hunter could literally take Monopoly money, sign his name on it, and exchange it for whatever rate the Biden Family pretty much imagines. It's their market.

The Bidens are the most corrupt Family in the US. They topped the Clinton Family which I never thought possible.

These are the Bad Times.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 16, 2021 05:08 PM (aXxgO)

339 Well, here's one study I believe.

Study Finds Link Between Happiness, Not Knowing Who Chrissy Teigen Is

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 05:08 PM (d9FiS)

340 Clutch cargo- i was out today too, in San Jose. I went into a McD without a mask to see. There were 3 people out of 20+ without a mask. No-one gave me the stink eye, but i was waiting for it. I then went into a Trader Joes and again only a very small number were without masks. It is going to take a long tome time to break the spell. It was an act of courage for me as I am not confrontational.

Posted by: Sassy at June 16, 2021 05:08 PM (tUGnI)

341 325 Bet he doesn't use the color "yellow" in his "art". If you don't know what I'm referring to, do a search for Biden's niece Caroline Biden and Hunter.

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2021 05:02 PM (oiNtH)


Caroline Biden is another real winner of a person.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2021 05:09 PM (AMIL/)

342 M-O-O-N

That spells Happy Transition Day.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2021 05:09 PM (yQpMk)

343 old detective series "Miami QVC

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There is a show on Prime, Comrade Detective, which purports to be a cold war era Romanian communist propaganda piece but is apparently a parody. It is a bloodbath hoot and a half particularly as it portrays Americans. It's like Miami Vice except its Bucharest Vice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 16, 2021 05:29 PM (d9FiS)

344 I want to watch like Vin Diesel and crew have to steal one of these paintings, and in the process, the car explodes and the painting is burnt up. What to do? Hero has not yet seen the painting so he then sees a cell phone pic of it.

"That's it?": He barks out in disgust. 'We can do that." But then all the others try, and no one can quite get something like it. Then a female heroine speaks up 'I know the problem guys. You are all trying too hard, trying to immpart meaning or something. Lets get my six year old niece to do it...."

Success.

They pawn off the fake made by the six year old as worth a million bucks, and Roll Credits with Vin Diesel saying something like 'I know what art is." And other hero asks 'what's art?' He points at a very beautiful sports car. 'That, my friend, is art."

Posted by: Eric R. Ashley at June 16, 2021 05:44 PM (V9NQO)

345 Posted by: wth at June 16, 2021 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

I think Jack Phillips needs to move out of whichever state he lives in to some Southern or Midwestern state that's not completely nuts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 16, 2021 06:23 PM (k39e/)

346 SO-
since we (USA) seem to have abdicated the title, what or who is 'leader of the free world' now?
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 16, 2021 04:43

Hint: He's biding his time in exile right now. An election was stolen. I don't know what he plans, he certainly doesn't need the grief another run or term would bring.

But he may take it on as a challenge, just as he did on 2016.

Biden made us look like pushovers in this last diplomacy. Interesting that DR. Jill leads him around in the US but that doesn't seem to work overseas. Or just not covered?

Posted by: Farmer at June 16, 2021 06:35 PM (55Qr6)

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