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Quick Hits: Now Apple Pie Is Racist Edition

Another huge DeathSantis victory as Florida schoolboard passes his rule to ban the teaching of leftist "approved" racism in schools, such as the fraudulent, racist "1619 Project."

The rule reads: "Instruction on the required topics must be factual and objective and may not suppress or distort significant historical events, such as the Holocaust, and may not define American history as something other than the creation of a new nation based largely on universal principles stated in the Declaration of Independence."

The rule came as part of a broader push by DeSantis and other Republicans to eliminate what they say are manifestations of critical race theory in schools. DeSantis' office told Fox News that the rule excludes the term "critical race theory" because "CRT isn't the only issue."

"No child should be classified as a 'victim' or 'oppressor' based on their race or ethnicity," said DeSantis press secretary Christina Pushaw.

"Race essentialism in any form is destructive, especially in a diverse society where each person should be judged only by the content of their character, not the color of their skin."


Rupert Murdoch's heir, James Murdoch, spent $20 million of his money, which of course almost all comes from Fox, in direct expenditures to defeat Trump, and funneled another $100 million into a leftwing group.


Victor Davis Hanson has #Triggered the left and particularly the feminist left for saying that America is suffering from a "prolonged adolescence," and that the US fertility rate is plunging because stunted spoiled-brat Millennials like AOC want to remain children forever themselves, and therefore don't have children of their own. Skip to 5:30.

Roasted Tater: CSPAN viewers call up to Mass-Bully the hapless CNN Plus-Sized Propagandist. Skip to 3:13.

Here are some of the roasts:

CNN's "Reliable Sources" host Brian Stelter was humiliated on Tuesday when he appeared on C-SPAN' "Washington Journal," only to have callers completely torch him on live television.

One caller kicked things off by phoning in to confront Stelter about last week’s CNN chyron, "Fiery but mostly peaceful protests after police shooting." This chyron was put up despite the fact that CNN was simultaneously showing burning buildings in Kenosha, Wisconsin that had been set on fire by protesters.

The caller held nothing back as he attacked Stelter, calling him "Humpty Dumpty" and "a stooge," adding, "We all know you're not reliable." The CNN host responded by admitting that the chyron was a "mistake," according to Fox News.

Although he admitted it was "wrong," he did not admit anyone was at fault. Note that this is how the press always handles its many, many, many "mistakes."

He immediately said that the person who wrote the chyron was " probably a young producer who's trying their best under deadline in a breaking news situation." He then suggested the problem with the chyron was not that it was a terrorist-apologist lie, but that it could be "easily mocked."

Game of Throne actress and apparent SJW actress Emilia Clarke has written -- or, perhaps, hired people to write -- an SJW comic with the totally-never-been-covered-before themes of feminism and normalizing and celebrating menstruation.

Because feminists never have thought to make the period into "art."

And because no feminist has ever made a comic book in which a feminist gains comic-book super-powers from her period.

This has all been done. This has all been done, and done, and done, and done, and done some more, but every time someone does it again, they decorate themselves in Stunning medals and Brave ribbons.

[H]er superhero powers are manifestations of the side effects from menstruation.

"The bloating, the hair growth, the mood swings, the [acne], all of it," Clarke explains. "We hate that when it happens, speaking for myself and everyone I've ever met who has had a period. What if we turned that around and made the period something that we can feel as this unique, crazy, superhuman thing that happens in our body? When Maya is scared, she goes invisible, when she's angry, she has superhuman strength. She can swing like Spider-Man from her armpit hair."

She added that the comic aims to normalize menstruation so that it has far less of a social stigma.

I can think of nowhere in the Western world where it's a "social stigma." I know it's a pain for women, and sometimes indirectly men. I cannot think of a single person who thinks, "Let's shun her due to her period."

Literally no one says this. Except, perhaps, in the barbaric corners of the third world.

But I'm quite sure this SJW feminist doesn't have those people in mind.

By the way, the previous menstruation super-power comic? Yeah, the authoress was attacked by transgenders for not featuring transwomen as among the women who get super-powers from their periods. I imagine this is because of the fact that trans "women" do not have periods, as they are not women.

But she was forced to apologize anyway, and deleted her twitter account.

So, Emilia -- I sure hope your heroine is actually a trans-heroine! Otherwise, there will be #Cancellation.


Anything white people like is now racist. Their toxic, parasitic "White supremacy" virus infects everything, including pies.

Raj Patel, who has been called (seriously) a "rock star of social justice writing," is definitely not a hateful racist paranoid himself:

Patel discuses something called "commodity fetish" which he claims if you "Scratch the surface of a bar of chocolate, a tuna sandwich, or even a chicken nugget, you find the horrors of international trade: violence, exploitation, poverty and profit."


The same thing goes for apple pie. Patel says, "The apple pie is as American as stolen land, wealth and labor. We live its consequences today."

Patel explores the "bloody" origins of the delicious--I mean, racist pie. Examining every bit of hate the pie holds, from the apples to the sugar and even the gingham cloth it is traditionally served with.

"Doctor" Jill Biden trolled Melania Trump yesterday. She wore a "LOVE" jacket, widely taken -- almost certainly accurately -- as a troll against Melania Trump, who wore a jacket with the words "i don't care do u?" on their back while also on an overseas trip as first lady.

Melania should troll her back by wearing a jacket emblazoned with all the misspellings and grammatical mistakes in her "doctoral" mid-term.

And yes, I said mid-term, not dissertation. "Doctor" Jill Biden enrolled in a Very Special "Doctoral" program in which a dissertation was not required, but merely a short paper on the level of a middle-school book review.

Joe Biden apparently gets lost in Corwall, and needs "Doctor" Jill to call out to him to let him know where to go.

Posted by: Ace at 05:44 PM




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1 Here

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2021 04:43 PM (3H9h1)

2 Whew, not a fan of apple pie but love the apple turnover. I should be ok. Right?

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 11, 2021 04:45 PM (Lozsj)

3 apple turnovers are sick-good

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2021 04:45 PM (0G13K)

4 As long as we're not talking about "hair pie" we're cool.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2021 04:45 PM (3H9h1)

5 Clever to not call out CRT or 1619 explicitly.

Subtext being, "... or any of your other silly bullshit, either."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2021 04:46 PM (6FeV1)

6 Apple pie is American as Guns and God

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 04:46 PM (Cxk7w)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2021 04:46 PM (arJlL)

8 It's good that DeSantic is doing this stuff.

What's amazing is that other pols in Fla are going along with him and approving it.

That's the real eye opener.

And that's the problem. Can DeSantis carry that over into a Presidential candidacy and Admin?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 11, 2021 04:48 PM (gHWbw)

9 She can swing like Spider-Man from her armpit hair.

I...I...I...my joke-making ability just shorted out.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2021 04:48 PM (Bmy3R)

10 FYI, the University of California system just announced, starting July 15, that it will require all employees to be vaccinated against COVID-19 or face disciplinary action unless approved for an exemption. The only categories of exemption that will be considered are religious or medical contraindication.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 11, 2021 04:48 PM (0M2wm)

11 Every time I see Sundowner and is answering as President it's a slap in the face

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 04:49 PM (Cxk7w)

12 Patel explores the "bloody" origins of the delicious--I mean, racist pie. Examining every bit of hate the pie holds, from the apples to the sugar and even the gingham cloth it is traditionally served with.


Fuck your curry eating 7-11 ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2021 04:49 PM (OCTRt)

13 Now Apple Pie Is Racist
........

only if you have vanilla ice cream with it.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2021 04:49 PM (v0R5T)

14 Joe Biden apparently gets lost in Corwall

...

Do we need to chip him?

Posted by: I mean at June 11, 2021 04:49 PM (XvGuI)

15 Patel?


A freaking PATEL? Lecturing about racism and classism?


Holy fuck, dude. Get bent. Bend yourself right the fuck back to Gujarat, jackass.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2021 04:50 PM (6FeV1)

16 Every time I see Sundowner and is answering as President it's a slap in the face
Posted by: Skip

we wuz robbed !

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2021 04:50 PM (arJlL)

17 FYI, the University of California system just announced, starting July 15, that it will require all employees to be vaccinated against COVID-19 or face disciplinary action unless approved for an exemption. The only categories of exemption that will be considered are religious or medical contraindication.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 11, 2021 04:48 PM (0M2wm)


Somehow I don't see them accepting a religious exemption from any Christians.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 11, 2021 04:50 PM (Ez6QX)

18 Wait, is an apple turnover a Trans Apple Pie?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2021 04:50 PM (oHd/0)

19 Apple fritters ftw

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2021 04:51 PM (W2Pud)

20 jakee308

DeSantos needs a full slate of political allies inside and above the Government. That was Trump's big failure.

He could do worse than appoint ace Press Secretary, and AtC Attorney General. Etc., etc.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2021 04:51 PM (u82oZ)

21 FYI, the University of California system just announced, starting July 15, that it will require all employees to be vaccinated against COVID-19 or face disciplinary action unless approved for an exemption. The only categories of exemption that will be considered are religious or medical contraindication.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 11, 2021 04:48 PM (0M2wm)

Somehow I don't see them accepting a religious exemption from any Christians.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 11, 2021 04:50 PM (Ez6QX)

At a time when they are showing some of the vaccines cause dangerous heart conditions in YOUNG people who take it.

They are literally trying to kill people.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 11, 2021 04:51 PM (oHd/0)

22 I had to switch to apple pie from cherry pie, after I busted a little piece of my jaw off by biting a pit. So now I'll have to switch to durian pie or some other woke fruit.

Posted by: Make Mine gp! at June 11, 2021 04:52 PM (qpX6U)

23 White hyper-nationalist here. Moar coffee plz.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2021 04:52 PM (OssQ4)

24 "Joe Biden seems to get lost at the G7 summit in England"

This is exactly what happens in memory units at assisted living facilities. I have seen it over and over.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 11, 2021 04:52 PM (JUOKG)

25 As to menstruation; well some people are decidely lacking in hygenic habits will get snubbed/avoided by this.

Especially younger guys will react negatively.

And then there's the militant feminist that thinks that tossing around their used hygiene products is somehow empowering.

That usually gets a negative reaction.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 11, 2021 04:52 PM (gHWbw)

26 8 No

We are one human race, divided by single-nucleotide polymorphisms and culture. Mostly culture.

First posted here in 2011.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2021 04:53 PM (u82oZ)

27 nd that's the problem. Can DeSantis carry that over into a Presidential candidacy and Admin?
~~~
I'm waiting on the results of the voting audits before investing any hope in future presidential elections.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 11, 2021 04:53 PM (IDhUW)

28 >>She added that the comic aims to normalize menstruation so that it has far less of a social stigma.


THIS IS AN IMAGINARY PROBLEM! SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE NORMALIZING USING Q-TIPS TO FIGHT EARWAX-SHAMING.

Yes, ace, no one period shames, and as a *cough* 29 year old, I can affirm that no one has shamed menstrucation in the US for decades.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2021 04:54 PM (bDqIh)

29 13 . . . Fuck your curry eating 7-11 ass.
Posted by: rickb223
_______________

Biden's in India now?

Posted by: Furious George at June 11, 2021 04:54 PM (9vQJW)

30 Joey B has the same shuffle my dear grandfather had right before Parkinson's laid him horizontal for the duration. It's fucking amazing they can continue to "hide" his condition with any plausibility.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 11, 2021 04:54 PM (7Fj9P)

31 Everybody's laughing at you, not with you, Joe.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2021 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

32 The guy who tried to hijack the Delta fight last week was, you guessed it, a Trump hater, there is a picture of him on Facebook with a "Fuck Trump' hat on. He's also a film-maker. I was wondering why it was memory-holed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 11, 2021 04:54 PM (aEQvN)

33 That usually gets a negative reaction.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 11, 2021 04:52 PM (gHWbw)

As if there were some reason they were called "hygiene" products and not "fukkit toss it wherever" products....

Weird, that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2021 04:54 PM (6FeV1)

34 >>>THIS IS AN IMAGINARY PROBLEM! SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE NORMALIZING USING Q-TIPS TO FIGHT EARWAX-SHAMING.


eww. Gross.

Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 11, 2021 04:55 PM (0G13K)

35 Hahaha...willows as predicted.

I know this is gonna get willowed but...

Guy in a bar hears two women talking with a thick English accent. He walks over smoothly and says "so, you girls from England?"

"Wales!" One of them replies...

"Ok... so, you whales from England?"

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 11, 2021 04:55 PM (r42yH)

36 Every time I see Sundowner and is answering as President it's a slap in the face

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 04:49 PM (Cxk7w)
++++It truly is and a kick in the stomach. Watching that clip above, if you didn't know the players, and you thought it was someone's home video, you'd think that Bogus was on a special lunchtime outing with his family from the memory care center where he lives.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 11, 2021 04:55 PM (d7+p1)

37 Brave Sir Robin

I got July 21st in the ONT poll.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2021 04:56 PM (u82oZ)

38
Patel explores the "bloody" origins of the delicious--I mean, racist pie. Examining every bit of hate the pie holds, from the apples to the sugar and even the gingham cloth it is traditionally served with.

No examination of the slave trade required to sprinkle a schtickle of forced-labor cinnamon on top?

Posted by: Dr. Lin Strangelove You Long Time at June 11, 2021 04:56 PM (N/gDA)

39 The actual brain power on the right, such as the distinguished DOCTOR V. Davis Hanson, who doesn't demand everyone refer to him as such, must shed the polite rhetoric form and slam the left hitting them in terms similar to Trump and call for an immediate conservative resurgence in America. Love that guy but the polite manner isn't moving the needle. That is the real lesson of Trump.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (Lozsj)

40 My gets "super powers" from her menstruation. Super bitchy, super emotional, super irrational. Also, there's a neat multiplier effect when my daughter's are home from college for the summer.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (7Fj9P)

41 Chicago news all gushing today about the fabulous reopening of the city, Wrigley Field all packed, and Lori Lighfoot only requiring whites to wear masks.

Posted by: Monsieur Gaga at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (4ZE6o)

42 "Corn Wall? Back in America we have an entire Palace made out of corn. Also, walls are bad, Fat. Are there any little girls around here?"

Posted by: Joe Biden On Tour at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (XGAZE)

43 Hawkpilot

Did they start singing Men of Harlech?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (u82oZ)

44 (wife)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (7Fj9P)

45 The guy who tried to hijack the Delta fight last week was, you guessed it, a Trump hater, there is a picture of him on Facebook with a "Fuck Trump' hat on. He's also a film-maker. I was wondering why it was memory-holed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 11, 2021

Eh local crime issue.

Posted by: CNN at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (Tvvj2)

46 He could do worse than appoint ace Press Secretary, and AtC Attorney General. Etc., etc.


this is actually an excellent idea

make it so!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (j9HX3)

47 "I'm waiting on the results of the voting audits before investing any hope in future presidential elections."

All I know about the audits is what I skim at Gateway Pundit. Are the audits on the level? Will their results be reliable? I honestly don't know. Anybody?

Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (qpX6U)

48 Throw Raj Patel in the water already.

Posted by: klaftern at June 11, 2021 04:58 PM (r4sI4)

49 38 The real test will be how your immune system reacts to exposure to influenza or another strain of COVID-19 after being loaded up with the SARS-Cov-2 spike protein this coming winter.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 11, 2021 04:58 PM (0M2wm)

50 Big Insulin just perpetuates Diabetes Shaming.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2021 04:58 PM (6FeV1)

51 Didn't Federal Law used to be a thing here in the US?

Because it is highly illegal to force anyone against their will to take part in clinical trials, or force someone to take an experimental vaccine. It's illegal to use coercion, too.

I mean, I get it - they don't give fv&@$all about any law, but they are usually more circumspect about these sorts of things. Getting the laws rescinded ex post facto at least.

They just gonna ignore that? Because, while maybe nobody can sue Merck, they sure can sue their Employer, or the School for requiring the experimental Covid-19 vaccine if they have complications.

Do they not have attorneys informing them of this?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 11, 2021 04:58 PM (7qyhD)

52 Well, let's see...
White-fleshed Apples. Check.
White flour. Check.
White shortening. Check.
White pie plate. Check.
White sugar. Check.
Let's make pie!!

Posted by: Flyover at June 11, 2021 04:58 PM (Rbu5d)

53 Ask Bing what caste is Patel. One step below Brahmin.

This upper-caste snob is lecturing Americans about the hidden, pervasive racism in our apple pies. I agree with Rickb. He needs to go back home.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2021 04:59 PM (OssQ4)

54 Grampa won't let me have apple pie. Or a pony.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at June 11, 2021 04:59 PM (W4eKo)

55
willowed...

It's disconcerting to find a new breakfast place with a hawt waitress that you've been going to for a couple of months, and then this week they decide "fuckit, we're done with the mask bullshit", only to find out that you'd prefer it if she'd kept wearing the mask...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2021 04:59 PM (n+4am)

56 > And then there's the militant feminist that thinks that tossing around their used hygiene products is somehow empowering.

Hit 'em back with used condoms. See how they like that.

They're not "empowering", you stupid bitches. They're disposable items designed to contain body fluids and make things less messy. Like condoms. Or Kleenex. Or toilet paper.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 04:59 PM (XGAZE)

57 Weird, that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2021 04:54 PM (6FeV1)

The ones that really turn my stomach are the people who take a freshly dirty plastic diaper and fold it all up and then place it by the side of the road or sidewalk like an anonymous gift.

You know what's in there and it's like "these people are animals". If you can wrap it up that neatly then you can also put it in a bag and take it home or a nearby dumpster.

It makes me have negative thoughts about
birthing type people. Oh and I KNOW that it's not a color/community thing. Just about every level does this. It's called laziness and lack of manners.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 11, 2021 05:00 PM (gHWbw)

58 Neopolitan ice cream is racist, too. White, black and pink?
OMG do I have to spell it out for you?

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2021 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

59 Let's just all acknowledge that every tradition, normal thin in the US will at some point in the near future will be deemed "racist" and "white supremacist." I imagine it's some sort of game:

Step 1: Open up internet and find "stuff white people like or commonly do."

Step 2: Find the thing that no one else has claimed is racist, then stake your claim on it as your discovery of raaaaacism that must be fixed.

Apparently NPR has now deemed bird-watching too white, and also claims their is a demand from within the birding community to rename birds that were named after "problematic" people from the past.

I call BS on ALL of that, NPR.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2021 05:00 PM (bDqIh)

60
In assisted living parlance, when an elderly gentleman begins to wander off the grounds and into traffic, they say he 'eloped' or he is in general an 'elopement risk.'

Apparently, nurses in such facilities have a strange command of the English language.

Posted by: Dr. Lin Strangelove You Long Time at June 11, 2021 05:00 PM (N/gDA)

61 Raj Patel is the most indian name I've ever heard.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 11, 2021 05:00 PM (ODNUt)

62 That is the real lesson of Trump.
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (Lozsj)

You don't engage in rational discourse with shit flinging imbeciles. You call them shit flinging imbeciles. Anyone wants to have a discussion? Let's have a discussion. But if your opening offer in the debate is "Why do you hate X" or some such horse shit... then get well and properly fucked.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2021 05:00 PM (6FeV1)

63 4 Chicago news all gushing today about the fabulous reopening of the city, Wrigley Field all packed, and Lori Lighfoot only requiring whites to wear masks.
Posted by: Monsieur Gaga at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (4Z
~~~
I want to think that last bit is an exaggeration but am uncertain enough to ask, really?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 11, 2021 05:00 PM (IDhUW)

64 Sometimes women on their periods are very brutal. And aggressive. And horny.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 11, 2021 05:00 PM (2k5ha)

65 "Menstrual Powers - activate!"

(Fires tampons from vagina)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2021 05:00 PM (Bmy3R)

66 an SJW comic with the totally-never-been-covered-before themes of feminism and normalizing and celebrating menstruation.

Because feminists never have thought to make the period into "art."


How dare anyone imply women are basically their genitalia!

Oh, wait, it's feminists doing that? OK. Carry on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:01 PM (giAl5)

67 The work is done.
The lawn is done.
The shower is done.
The ice cream is delicious.
The Horde is ever-awesome.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 11, 2021 05:01 PM (gAFsE)

68 Throw Raj Patel in the water already.
Posted by: klaftern

I'll go collect some kindling.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2021 05:01 PM (OssQ4)

69 @56 in other words he's offended by imagining, "as American as apple pie" = "as non-Indian as apple pie."

Makes sense.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 11, 2021 05:01 PM (0M2wm)

70 an SJW comic with the totally-never-been-covered-before themes of feminism and normalizing and celebrating menstruation.

Because feminists never have thought to make the period into "art."


I'm launching a "masculinist" theme based on the prostate, which in my case is on the fritz.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:02 PM (giAl5)

71 It makes me have negative thoughts about
birthing type people. Oh and I KNOW that it's not a color/community thing. Just about every level does this. It's called laziness and lack of manners.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 11, 2021 05:00 PM (gHWbw)

If you intentionally drop a used diaper out in the open in public, both you and every child your nasty ass genes got passed to should be packed in a crate and catapulted into the nearest ocean.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2021 05:02 PM (6FeV1)

72 Because, while maybe nobody can sue Merck, they sure can sue their Employer, or the School for requiring the experimental Covid-19 vaccine if they have complications.

Do they not have attorneys informing them of this?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 11, 2021 04:58 PM (7qyhD)

If it's for college, there's no requirement for you to attend that particular college, so lawsuits would go nowhere for them (and some colleges, like GMU, have the best attorneys, b/c they require the shot only for those who will love on campus or attend classes on campus...but they are keeping 25% of their classes virtual...so they have an iron-clad case for zero liability)...

Posted by: Nova local at June 11, 2021 05:03 PM (b1h2x)

73 I think part of the reason I loved the last season of Game of Thrones while everyone else hated it is because I always thought Dragon Girl was obnoxious, mostly because of the actress who played her.

Posted by: Commander Tacticool at June 11, 2021 05:03 PM (0t+fn)

74 It's disconcerting to find a new breakfast place with a hawt waitress that you've been going to for a couple of months, and then this week they decide "fuckit, we're done with the mask bullshit", only to find out that you'd prefer it if she'd kept wearing the mask...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2021 04:59 PM (n+4am)

I had the reverse. Turns out the budtender at my dispo (I use medicinal CBDs) is a stone-cold fox. I really had no idea till the faces were freed. She started there during the muzzling era.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2021 05:03 PM (Bmy3R)

75 Didn't Federal Law used to be a thing here in the US?
~~~
We are no longer a nation of laws, plan accordingly.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 11, 2021 05:03 PM (IDhUW)

76 "as American as apple pie" = "as non-Indian as apple pie."

Add pinch of turmeric to American pie.
Voila! Indian pie.

Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 11, 2021 05:03 PM (qpX6U)

77 love = live - damn typos...

Posted by: Nova local at June 11, 2021 05:03 PM (b1h2x)

78 Apparently NPR has now deemed bird-watching too white, and also claims their is a demand from within the birding community to rename birds that were named after "problematic" people from the past.

I think the accepted term is "people of bird."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:03 PM (giAl5)

79 When will the erection get its celebration?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 11, 2021 05:04 PM (cSyAR)

80 And that's the problem. Can DeSantis carry that over into a Presidential candidacy and Admin?
Posted by: jakee308
-------------
That isn't how we win.

Lots of people are missing this, everyone focuses on winning the Presidency and Congress.

Winning is when the states are following DeSantis lead and setting their own laws to push back on the Maoists.

We keep trying to follow the leftist in trying to "win back" DC, because that is where Leftist think power is wielded in this country. It isn't, the power is in the states.

The irony is that the leftists have already set the precedence for state power, then they abandoned the field in their drive to take over the federal bureaucracy.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 11, 2021 05:04 PM (5p7BC)

81 you'd prefer it if she'd kept wearing the mask...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2021 04:59 PM (n+4am)

Nose and lip rings? Meth mouth?

Moustache?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 11, 2021 05:04 PM (gHWbw)

82 Speaking of curry-eating 7/11 asses....years ago after settling into a new apartment, I was hit with the overwhelming putrid stench of Indian food that seemed to be seeping from the walls. Neighbors. Had to move. That smell...can you smell that smell. How anyone can exist around that olfactory horror show is beyond understanding.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 11, 2021 05:04 PM (Lozsj)

83 They just gonna ignore that? Because, while maybe nobody can sue Merck, they sure can sue their Employer, or the School for requiring the experimental Covid-19 vaccine if they have complications.

Do they not have attorneys informing them of this?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 11, 2021 04:58 PM (7qyhD)


You're joking, right?!?

Posted by: Plaintiff Trial Atty. Assn. at June 11, 2021 05:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

84 Raj Patel is the most indian name I've ever heard.
Posted by: banana Dream


I agree!

Posted by: Raj Koothrapali at June 11, 2021 05:04 PM (OCTRt)

85 Following is a list of ideas and things that are NOT racist:

1.

Thus endeth the lesson ... and remember, if everything is racist -- then nothing is racist. If everyone is a Nazi -- then no one is a Nazi.

Posted by: ShainS at June 11, 2021 05:04 PM (RmaxR)

86 Pies were originally called coffins or "coffyns." You're welcome. Just puttin' some white privilege facts on you for the weekend.

Posted by: USA at June 11, 2021 05:05 PM (9n8Rx)

87 Technically "elope" just means "run away". The root is "lope", which means "run". Also seen in "gallop". Related to "leap".

Posted by: Mr. Etymology at June 11, 2021 05:05 PM (XGAZE)

88 By the bye, according to Mike Rowe three part series "how booze made America", Johnny Appleseed was 1) a real guy, 2) planting apple orchards to later make Apple Jack, 3) doing so outside the Colonies to avoid taxes on booze, and 4) died rich.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 11, 2021 05:05 PM (r42yH)

89 Yeah I think today is the day the governor freed us mask-wearers in Illinois. Stores still require masks, as far as my limited survey confirms.

Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 11, 2021 05:05 PM (qpX6U)

90
All I know about the audits is what I skim at Gateway Pundit. Are the audits on the level? Will their results be reliable? I honestly don't know. Anybody?

Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM


Something like six states have sent representatives to AZ to see how they're performing the audit, the things to look for, signs of fraud, machine duplication, etc.

This shit is real. Can it be buried by the 'usual suspects'? Of course they're gonna do their damnedest.

Posted by: Dr. Lin Strangelove You Long Time at June 11, 2021 05:06 PM (N/gDA)

91 Step 1: Open up internet and find "stuff white people like or commonly do."

Step 2: Find the thing that no one else has claimed is racist, then stake your claim on it as your discovery of raaaaacism that must be fixed.


Ooh, can I play? I believe I'm the first to point out that:

1. Working is racist.
2. So is paying taxes.

We need to cancel these things in the interest of diversity, inclusion, and equity (D.I.E.).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:06 PM (giAl5)

92 Winning is when the states are following DeSantis lead and setting their own laws to push back on the Maoists.

We keep trying to follow the leftist in trying to "win back" DC, because that is where Leftist think power is wielded in this country. It isn't, the power is in the states.

The irony is that the leftists have already set the precedence for state power, then they abandoned the field in their drive to take over the federal bureaucracy.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


Agreed. 9th & 10th Amendments.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2021 05:07 PM (OCTRt)

93 apple turnovers are sick-good
So are fried apple fritters. Yummers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 11, 2021 05:07 PM (HaL55)

94 Lots of people are missing this, everyone focuses on winning the Presidency and Congress.

Winning is when the states are following DeSantis lead and setting their own laws to push back on the Maoists.


David this is so key! I had this same thought!

Federalism. Let's DO IT. For real this time!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2021 05:07 PM (j9HX3)

95 Pies were originally called coffins or "coffyns." You're welcome. Just puttin' some white privilege facts on you for the weekend.
Posted by: USA at June 11, 2021 05:05 PM (9n8Rx)

I enjoy some warm Apple Mass Grave with vanilla ice cream at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 11, 2021 05:07 PM (gAFsE)

96 You've never heard of the PMS Avenger from Mystery Men? She only works 4-days a month. You got a problem with that...

Posted by: MrToad at June 11, 2021 05:07 PM (1VVgQ)

97 I love how even America is crumbling politically and we can keep winning.

Posted by: Draki at June 11, 2021 05:07 PM (bPUO8)

98 Well, we know baseball is racist, and probably Chevrolet too. Any word on hot dogs?

Posted by: ShainS at June 11, 2021 05:07 PM (RmaxR)

99 We keep trying to follow the leftist in trying to "win back" DC, because that is where Leftist think power is wielded in this country. It isn't, the power is in the states.

The irony is that the leftists have already set the precedence for state power, then they abandoned the field in their drive to take over the federal bureaucracy.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 11, 2021 05:04 PM (5p7BC)

I like your observations. We still have the majority of governorships, right?

Posted by: LASue at June 11, 2021 05:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

100 Always heard as a kid Johnny Appleseed or John Chapman was real

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 05:08 PM (Cxk7w)

101 >>> Chicago news all gushing today about the fabulous reopening of the city, Wrigley Field all packed, and Lori Lighfoot only requiring whites to wear masks.
Posted by: Monsieur Gaga at June 11, 2021 04:57 PM (4ZE6o)


The Injected look so happy now that they've been allowed to take their obedience muzzles off at work. Then they see me, one of the untainted with my punishment muzzle, and they try to look away quickly. Like they're afraid their masters will see and take away their reward.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 11, 2021 05:08 PM (ODNUt)

102 > only to find out that you'd prefer it if she'd kept wearing the mask...

So, sort of like that Twilight Zone where the plastic surgery team takes off their masks and they all have pig snouts?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:08 PM (XGAZE)

103 Danger will robinson Danger on aisle 63

Posted by: jakee308 at June 11, 2021 05:08 PM (gHWbw)

104 Wait, so only white people like pies now? Or is it that pies are filled with whiteness?

People who would have been locked up in the loony bin in saner times are now given a platform and promoted.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 11, 2021 05:09 PM (6GiCM)

105 rapali at June 11, 2021 05:04 PM (OCTRt)

90 Following is a list of ideas and things that are NOT racist:

1.

Thus endeth the lesson ... and remember, if everything is racist -- then nothing is racist. If everyone is a Nazi
~~~
All of this, no need to engage in meaningless discussion. Unfortunate, especially for those who encounter true racism.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 11, 2021 05:09 PM (IDhUW)

106
I think the accepted term is "people of bird."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:03 PM (giAl5)


Guffawed.

Posted by: LASue at June 11, 2021 05:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

107 She added that the comic aims to normalize menstruation so that it has far less of a social stigma.

Is there anyone other than women of the self-hating variety who has not made peace with the normalcy of menstruation?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - hie thee to thy mentrual hut, abomination! at June 11, 2021 05:09 PM (QU5/8)

108 >She added that the comic aims to normalize menstruation so that it has far less of a social stigma.


is she not aware that tens of millions of us give it no thought whatsoever?

sky's blue
water's wet
women have periods
FFS, move on!
no one cares!

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 11, 2021 05:09 PM (iTXRQ)

109 Speaking of curry-eating 7/11 asses....years ago after settling into a new apartment, I was hit with the overwhelming putrid stench of Indian food that seemed to be seeping from the walls. Neighbors. Had to move. That smell...can you smell that smell. How anyone can exist around that olfactory horror show is beyond understanding.
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 11, 2021 05:04 PM (Lozsj)


When we were house-hunting the realtor showed us a house owned by a Chinese couple. I like Chinese food, but this place stunk to high heaven of rancid Chinese food, and a layer of grease covered everything.

After we left, shaking our heads, the realtor admitted, "Yeah, this place is a tough sell."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:09 PM (giAl5)

110 She only works 4-days a month. You got a problem with that...
Posted by: MrToad at June 11, 2021 05:07 PM (1VVgQ

Those 4 days though. She works alone,as nobody is safe

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 11, 2021 05:10 PM (/6GbT)

111 @almostjingo

This may seem small (especially because classy women have been cancelled in America) but you just DO NOT meet the Queen with bare legs covered in bandaids especially if you're the @FLOTUS. I assure you, they noticed.

https://tinyurl.com/yf9yl3pz

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2021 05:10 PM (cF8AT)

112 Saddened but totally not surprised at all the 'ron reports of 70-90% still wearing masks where they don't have to, but I'm happy to report that in my corner of CO, it's down to 20% max indoors.

I never thought I'd miss Muzak. So nice to not hear the endless propaganda over the speakers. And the eeie silence in stores is becoming a thing of the past already. People are laughing, chatting, joking again. A beaming smile from a tow-headed tyke can make your day.

But that's part of why they wanted us muzzled. People stopped communicating, and BadThoughts couldn't spread.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2021 05:10 PM (Bmy3R)

113 Now that birdwatching is also racist I'd like to announce that I've just seen my first ever Oriole. Two of them actually. Frolicking in the garden. Orchard Orioles. Not incredibly common around here. It's rare I get to see a new bird. Flew away before I could get my camera.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2021 05:11 PM (uEbPt)

114 Victor Davis Hanson has #Triggered the left and particularly the feminist left for saying that America is suffering from a "prolonged adolescence," and that the US fertility rate is plunging because stunted spoiled-brat Millennials like AOC want to remain children forever themselves, and therefore don't have children of their own.

-----

As Dennis Prager said earlier today: narcissism is the opposite of maturity.

Posted by: ShainS at June 11, 2021 05:11 PM (Z/rHa)

115 Raj Patel is a trip - both a global insider while claiming to be protesting it. He's in Austin, TX - can Abbott or someone convince him to leave?

https://rajpatel.org/meet-raj/

Given that "food injustice"is his hobbyhorse, he likely picked apple pie specifically because it is the ultimate American food.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2021 05:11 PM (bDqIh)

116 All the critical inventions by white people ... still racist, but they will just be renamed, and history rewritten to say some "POC" invented them, but then white man stole the invention.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 11, 2021 05:11 PM (Cus5s)

117
If it's for college, there's no requirement for you to attend that particular college

WTF are you on about?

You can't force people to take experimental drugs against their will. That is fucking explicitly black letter Federal Law.

Without regard to that, what if you're already a student? What if you were already exposed to the chinese bioweapon and recovered, and have immunity?

I can't believe how fucking stupid this world has gotten. It's just one unforced error over and over and over and over

Posted by: Common Tater at June 11, 2021 05:11 PM (7qyhD)

118 104 Well, we know baseball is racist, and probably Chevrolet too. Any word on hot dogs?
Posted by: ShainS at June 11, 2021 05:07 PM (RmaxR)



I'm the biggest racist in town I suppose. 6th game this week so far tonight, with 4 more by Sunday.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at June 11, 2021 05:11 PM (45fpk)

119 Why the fuck are these people here, polluting Cornwall?

Posted by: Ross Poldark at June 11, 2021 05:11 PM (VYjdj)

120 Shame some of these people who are miserable and trying to tear everything down don't seem to have much happiness that they can reflect on to try to be a balm when experiencing their misery in the next world.

Posted by: Bete at June 11, 2021 05:11 PM (Ojki1)

121 Gp, the audit in AZ is 100x more "on the level" than any of the so-called recounts and audits that were ever pretended to be done before, in any state. They are, for the first time, actually professional, and not a giant farcical charade perpetrated by the same exact dindoos and other State Leeches that stole the election in the first place.

This is why they're scared, and hiding behind LOL masks.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2021 05:12 PM (OssQ4)

122 The Injected look so happy now that they've been allowed to take their obedience muzzles off at work. Then they see me, one of the untainted with my punishment muzzle, and they try to look away quickly. Like they're afraid their masters will see and take away their reward.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 11, 2021 05:08 PM (ODNUt)

My job is requiring the vax in order to return to the offices. Well, guess who won't be going back then. Anyway, I've been working from home for a decade now and only started going to the office once a week or every 2 weeks after they got us a local office in 2019 (I think), so whatever.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 11, 2021 05:12 PM (6GiCM)

123 LOVE on her jacket.
FORSALE on her hobnailed boots.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 11, 2021 05:12 PM (uhPTO)

124 > I assure you, they noticed.

Eh... finding it hard to care if Lizzie Saxe-Coburg-Gotha gets her nose out of joint. We fought a whole war to get rid of that "nobility" shit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:12 PM (XGAZE)

125 >>This may seem small (especially because classy women have been cancelled in America) but you just DO NOT meet the Queen with bare legs covered in bandaids especially if you're the @FLOTUS. I assure you, they noticed.


Did Jill bearhug the queen, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2021 05:12 PM (bDqIh)

126 that doddering old man is gonna face down Putin

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 11, 2021 05:12 PM (oEn12)

127 Not to sound like a Leftist but we'll know if the audits are on the level when we see the results.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2021 05:13 PM (uEbPt)

128 Winning is when the states are following DeSantis lead and setting their own laws to push back on the Maoists.
======================
MO Gov. signed a 2A sanctuary act today. I'm not an attorney, but apparently these laws can hold up.
Still concerned about the Soros appointed Prosecuting Attorney in my county flogging the county cops to go door-door confiscating.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 11, 2021 05:13 PM (7Fj9P)

129 When we were house-hunting the realtor showed us a house owned by a Chinese couple. I like Chinese food, but this place stunk to high heaven of rancid Chinese food, and a layer of grease covered everything.

After we left, shaking our heads, the realtor admitted, "Yeah, this place is a tough sell."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:09 PM (giAl5)

My current townhome had been rented by a smoker...even after a full reno, it still smelled like smoke...but it was fully reno'd and cheap, so we bought it. We found the smoke problem (thanks to an internet search) and solved it in a week. When folks reno a whole house, they usually forget to change the lightbulbs. And every time you turn on a light, you reheat the particles of smoke back in the air, so you forever are smelling it. We changed every light bulb (even the annoying ones) and never had an issue again. So, 2 coats of paint, new flooring, and new lightbulbs can solve anything...

Posted by: Nova local at June 11, 2021 05:13 PM (b1h2x)

130
I do not normally take it up the tail pipe, but when I do, my good friend David French is the man for me.

His lovely wife sometimes joins too, because she is a giver and also quite a fine pegger

Posted by: Rich Lowery at June 11, 2021 05:13 PM (bTQ72)

131 What if we turned that around and made the period something that we can feel as this unique, crazy, superhuman thing that happens in our body? When Maya is scared, she goes invisible, when she's angry, she has superhuman strength. She can swing like Spider-Man from her armpit hair."

I mean, you can deliberately write something so cringey and awful nobody wants to read it, but why?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2021 05:13 PM (KZzsI)

132 I do feel a little bad about apple pie, because the secret ingredient of my mom's recipe is a tablespoon of white supremacy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - hie thee to thy menstrual hut, abomination! at June 11, 2021 05:14 PM (QU5/8)

133 Biden was shuffling in that last video, he gets distracted by the squirrel (reporter) ... and then Jill has to come call him and retrieve him -- like a dog "come on" ... good boy, come, come.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 11, 2021 05:14 PM (Cus5s)

134 osted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2021 05:10 PM (Bmy3R)

119 Now that birdwatching is also racist I'd like to announce that I've just seen my first ever Oriole. Two of them actually. Frolicking in the garden. Orchard Orioles.
~~~
Awesome! Congratulations! The beauty of nature never fails to uplift the soul.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 11, 2021 05:14 PM (IDhUW)

135 You know what white people like? Hot apple pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it. That's what white people like, and so do a lot of other people who are not fcuking idiots.

Posted by: Eromero at June 11, 2021 05:14 PM (0OP+5)

136 When I make apple pie, dogs run for a taste, angel cry for a sample, and menstruating women demand ice cream and fuck you!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 11, 2021 05:14 PM (2k5ha)

137 Well, we know baseball is racist, and probably Chevrolet too. Any word on hot dogs?
Posted by: ShainS at June 11, 2021 05:07 PM (RmaxR)
.......

Hot dogs are definitely racist because they are not chicken and the buns are white.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2021 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

138 I put a secret pinch of cardamom in my apples. People rave about it.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2021 05:15 PM (uEbPt)

139 Do you all realize, we are all of the human race? Black brown whatever

"Lies!!!!"
--Social Justice Snowflakes and Critical Race Theoreticians

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2021 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

140 Apple pie is one of the only types of pie that I don't mind. What does that make me? Is there a non-oppressive pie those us folks lower on the color chart per the left (h/t Jericho Green) can partake of?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 11, 2021 05:15 PM (6GiCM)

141 123
If it's for college, there's no requirement for you to attend that particular college
WTF are you on about?
You can't force people to take experimental drugs against their will. That is fucking explicitly black letter Federal Law.
Without regard to that, what if you're already a student? What if you were already exposed to the chinese bioweapon and recovered, and have immunity?

I can't believe how fucking stupid this world has gotten. It's just one unforced error over and over and over and over
Posted by: Common Tater at June 11, 2021 05:11 PM (7qyhD)

That's the law...someone asked about lawsuits. There is no requirement for you to attend any one college, and you'll be damned sure those colleges will argue that...as will they argue the ability for you to transfer to colleges that do not require it - and there are some.

Fight the battles you can win...not the ones you are already gonna lose (convincing colleges to drop the vaccine should be a PR campaign, not a lawsuit)...

Posted by: Nova local at June 11, 2021 05:16 PM (b1h2x)

142 And because no feminist has ever made a comic book in which a feminist gains comic-book super-powers from her period.

------

Out: Pre-Menstrual Syndrome.
In: Post-Menstrual Superpowers.

Posted by: ShainS at June 11, 2021 05:16 PM (RmaxR)

143 If you wanted to start a troll SJW, "anti-shit-shaming" would be a good one.

"Too long society shamed and embarrassed those who shit their pants! Too long has the natural act of shitting in public caused people to face legal repercussions! We shit, we're here, and we're proud of it!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:16 PM (XGAZE)

144 I mean, you can deliberately write something so cringey and awful nobody wants to read it, but why?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Instant Hugo Award?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2021 05:16 PM (OssQ4)

145 At this point we should just drop the Supremecy and go with White.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2021 05:16 PM (iBoDc)

146 "Something like six states have sent representatives to AZ to see how they're performing the audit, the things to look for, signs of fraud, machine duplication, etc. This shit is real. Can it be buried by the 'usual suspects'? Of course they're gonna do their damnedest."

Are audit results "final" in any sense? Or does it just devolve into expert witnesses testifying about the accuracy and conduct of the audits themselves, in a bunch of trials? If you can defraud an election, you can defraud audits, I would think.

What we really really need is recordings of comms among the fraud conspirators, especially anything on a national level of coordination.

Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 11, 2021 05:16 PM (qpX6U)

147
Speaking of Dr. Jill and her husband, the senile old pervert, they are now hob-knobbing with the royals and the other usual suspect leaders at the G7. See the Daily Mail if interested in this shit.

Her Majesty the Queen, having to pose for a photo-op with the bunch, asked, "Is one supposed to look as if one is enjoying oneself?"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 05:16 PM (Mzdiz)

148 After we left, shaking our heads, the realtor admitted, "Yeah, this place is a tough sell."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:09 PM


You would think the realtor would suggest cleaning up the grease, Killz on the walls, and an ozone generator.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 11, 2021 05:16 PM (aViol)

149 Awesome! Congratulations! The beauty of nature never fails to uplift the soul.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 11, 2021 05:14 PM (IDhUW)

Thanks. The last new bird I saw was a yellow bellied sapsucker, which I didn't know existed - and unfortunately no one around here thinks is funny because I guess we don't have a lot of Honeymooners fans.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2021 05:17 PM (uEbPt)

150 I like my pie with a slab of tartufo and a generous schmear of natto

Posted by: REDACTED at June 11, 2021 05:17 PM (8o8kf)

151 Gonna eat lots of delicious apple pie this year. With not French vanilla iscream.

Posted by: klaftern at June 11, 2021 05:17 PM (r4sI4)

152 Then they see me, one of the untainted with my punishment muzzle, and they try to look away quickly. Like they're afraid their masters will see and take away their reward.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 11, 2021 05:08 PM (ODNUt)


You're still wearing your mask? Is it because you have to show proof or something? Because I'm not wearing it anywhere. I identify as vaccinated.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 11, 2021 05:17 PM (Ez6QX)

153 Pecan pie must be Double Secret Racist

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 11, 2021 05:17 PM (iTXRQ)

154 Whew, not a fan of apple pie but love the apple turnover. I should be ok. Right?
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at June 11, 2021 04:45 PM (Lozsj)


I love apple pies AND apple turnovers.

I don't like apple juice or cider, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2021 05:17 PM (2JVJo)

155 They are, for the first time, actually professional, and not a giant farcical charade perpetrated by the same exact dindoos and other State Leeches that stole the election in the first place.
===================
Here's the funny part: the guy leading the audit, former Sec. State of AZ, asked, twice that this be a bi-partisan recount. 50/50 power sharing. The donks refused, twice. Something (R)etards would never do.
Why?
Because now they can crow all day that the audit was a partisan farce.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 11, 2021 05:17 PM (7Fj9P)

156 Bye, Bye Miss American Pie.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2021 05:18 PM (NpAcC)

157 Hot dogs are definitely racist because they are not chicken and the buns are white.
Posted by: wth at June 11, 2021 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

Omg. I love hot dogs. And see above for my post about apple pie.

I hear whiteness is really bad and I certainly don't want to catch anything bad so I guess I'll just have to stop eating then.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 11, 2021 05:18 PM (6GiCM)

158 I don't follow this Victor Davis Hanson character beyond the links that show up here, but it sure sounds like he absolutely nailed it w.r.t. millennial-ism being a sort of long term childhood.


Also, I could see donkey cultists shaming women for their periods--they're a rather petty and superficial bunch, after all. But of course the females in question will go all Stockholm and blame "white culture" or some bullshit instead of the rich but worthless assholes they choose to hang around with.

Posted by: CppThis at June 11, 2021 05:18 PM (8h1h1)

159 Apple pie is one of the only types of pie that I don't mind. What does that make me? Is there a non-oppressive pie those us folks lower on the color chart per the left (h/t Jericho Green) can partake of?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 11, 2021 05:15 PM (6GiCM)



Sweet potato? That's all I got.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 11, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

160 161 Pecan pie must be Double Secret Racist
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 11, 2021 05:17 PM (iTXRQ)

mince meat pie is quintous racist

Posted by: REDACTED at June 11, 2021 05:18 PM (8o8kf)

161 I think the accepted term is "people of bird."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:03 PM (giAl5)

Guffawed.
Posted by: LASue at June 11, 2021 05:09 PM (Ed8Zd)


Thanks. I love to mock that idiotic usage either by changing the preposition ("people with/to/about color") or the attribute as here ("people of bird").

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:19 PM (I19v1)

162 Apple pie is my last choice of pie.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at June 11, 2021 05:19 PM (45fpk)

163 "the audit in AZ is 100x more "on the level" than any of the so-called recounts and audits that were ever pretended to be done before, in any state. They are, for the first time, actually professional,"

I do very much hope so!

Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 11, 2021 05:19 PM (qpX6U)

164 https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/whistleblowers explain how bidens woke extremism training is tearing the military apart
https://tinyurl.com/5xf4r5z2

137 no, not sure how short but you will get examples

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 05:19 PM (Cxk7w)

165 Pecan pie must be Double Secret Racist
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 11, 2021 05:17 PM

That's just straight-up Klan Pie. Served with the traditional noose.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2021 05:20 PM (OssQ4)

166 "Joe Biden seems to get lost at the G7 summit in England"

This is exactly what happens in memory units at assisted living facilities. I have seen it over and over.

--

There's an assisted living facility close to me. The residents are allowed to walk around, off the campus, but in doing so, they're required to wear fluorescent yellow vests. The "DOCTOR" needs to get Choo Choo fitted for one, it seems.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2021 05:20 PM (O+I8R)

167 It'd be funny as hell if Dopey Joe tried to grope the Queen, resulting in a Coldstream Guard applying a rifle butt to his head.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:20 PM (XGAZE)

168 Sweet potato? That's all I got.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 11, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

Pecan pie, if you're in the south. Do not approach if you have the beetus, it'll probably kill you.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 11, 2021 05:20 PM (gAFsE)

169
The same thing goes for apple pie. Patel says, "The apple pie is as American as stolen land, wealth and labor. We live its consequences today."

------

To quote a famous third-tier blogger: Get The Fuck Out!

Posted by: ShainS at June 11, 2021 05:20 PM (RmaxR)

170 >>"Joe Biden seems to get lost at the G7 summit in England"


He stutters.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2021 05:20 PM (iBoDc)

171

Cherry Pie is the most bestest

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (bTQ72)

172 You know what white people like? Hot apple pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it. That's what white people like, and so do a lot of other people who are not fcuking idiots.

Now I want a damn apple pie with ice cream.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (nxdel)

173 I don't follow this Victor Davis Hanson character beyond the links that show up here, but it sure sounds like he absolutely nailed it w.r.t. millennial-ism being a sort of long term childhood.


Also, I could see donkey cultists shaming women for their periods--they're a rather petty and superficial bunch, after all. But of course the females in question will go all Stockholm and blame "white culture" or some bullshit instead of the rich but worthless assholes they choose to hang around with.
Posted by: CppThis at June 11, 2021 05:18 PM (8h1h1)
**********
VDH is on Tucker and Laura Ingraham's show a lot. He is a very wise man

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (NpAcC)

174 109 jakee308

He should have disappeared in a refresh. Maybe the ban hammer is having a nooner with Mjöllnir.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (u82oZ)

175
I do feel a little bad about apple pie, because the secret ingredient of my mom's recipe is a tablespoon of white supremacy.


I thought that was in the vanilla ice cream.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (HaL55)

176 In many ways - its probably inappropriate how I make fun of Punchy there...I mean, his condition strikes a lot of our loved ones and I know he never wished it or wanted it or even is aware he's not able to do what he needs to do.

But the people around him are ghouls, including his wife. I think her use, along with his WH staff and the DNC chieftains use, who all know he's gone like we do, of his inability to do anything a normal chief executive needs to do is the biggest crime of anything. My cry to them is: "Let Joe Go!" Either to his own home with a caretaker or to a facility that will provide him with care...its abusive to let him go on this way.

Posted by: Boswell at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (5iUNf)

177 Stolen laaaaaands!!!!11eleventy!!11 Does that douche live in America?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (O+I8R)

178 Is there a non-oppressive pie those us folks lower on the color chart per the left (h/t Jericho Green) can partake of?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 11, 2021 05:15 PM (6GiCM)
.........

Chicken pot pie?

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

179 Is Raj Patel the one that couldnt speak to a woman unless he was drunk?

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (apVgB)

180 I cannot think of a single person who thinks, "Let's shun her due to her period."


I know, right?

Posted by: A Shark at June 11, 2021 05:22 PM (guGkK)

181 Best bird watching experience I've ever had was waking up to the cherry tree outside my window full of Cedar Waxwings. Beautiful birds, amazing song. My usual experience with trying to spot birds is "what is that grayish brown shape in the shadow?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2021 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

182 I applaud the bravery of Mistress Moonblood's Action Comix, but what I really want to see is graphic novel about a woman who derives her superpowers from aborting children. Repeated abortions. Maybe she could take superdoses of Plan B to rev up when killing a baby growing in her womb just isn't feasible.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - hie thee to thy menstrual hut, abomination! at June 11, 2021 05:22 PM (QU5/8)

183 Lurv me some President* Uncle Joe Biden old man slipfooting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Biden loves young people at June 11, 2021 05:22 PM (e6I/s)

184 >>Patel says, "The apple pie is as American as stolen land, wealth and labor. We live its consequences today."


Sounds delicious.

I'll have mine warmed up and with a scoop of Vanilla. And a cup of coffee.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2021 05:22 PM (iBoDc)

185 I don't know why you guys are complaining about period fetishists and obsessives when men go around showing off splooge art and wearing penis hats.

Oh wait, they don't, because they are not mentally retarded mentally deranged children in grown women's bodies.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 11, 2021 05:22 PM (6GiCM)

186 Jordan, sweet potatoes were deemed racist last month.

Food and Wine Magazine headline:

"The Difference Between Yams and Sweet Potatoes Is Structural Racism"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2021 05:22 PM (OssQ4)

187 Cougars are quite attracted to menstruating women.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (cSyAR)

188 I like your observations. We still have the majority of governorships, right?
Posted by: LASue
--------------
This is why my first post was on demographics. The rest of it doesn't make sense unless people understand that our foundation political principles command a majority position in the country and a majority of the states.

Ace talks all the time about the "national divorce", but no one understands what that means. Well I propose it means the Florida and Texas (and other states) establish their own rules for living their lives, and California can stay on the path it is on. Then let people vote with their feet.

So far, it is easy to look at migratory trends and see where people are moving to.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (5p7BC)

189 Oreos are next

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (iTXRQ)

190 what is really fucking good is hubcap pie with a slice of melon on top

wid sum silber spinklers

Posted by: REDACTED at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (8o8kf)

191 At least we can be sure Biden won't "gift" the queen with an MP3 player packed with his speeches.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

192 I don't like apple juice or cider, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2021 05:17 PM (2JVJo)

I love both. Especially when you add caramel vodka.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Beardy Leftist at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (xPJvm)

193 >> I cannot think of a single person who thinks, "Let's shun her due to her period."


Frankly, I'm attracted to it.

Posted by: Yogi Bear at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (/SvBQ)

194 He stutters.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2021 05:20 PM (iBoDc)

++++LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at June 11, 2021 05:24 PM (d7+p1)

195 >>Cougars are quite attracted to menstruating women.


Now you are just pulling our strings.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2021 05:24 PM (/SvBQ)

196 Jordan, sweet potatoes were deemed racist last month.

Food and Wine Magazine headline:

"The Difference Between Yams and Sweet Potatoes Is Structural Racism"
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2021 05:22 PM (OssQ4)



Well, shit. Then I got nothin'.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 11, 2021 05:24 PM (Ez6QX)

197 The Bidens are an international embarrassment.
And their owners/handlers hate us and want us to be subservient to their every wish.
Which is why CW2.0 is inevitable.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 05:24 PM (sy5kK)

198 Why hasn't a white supremacist stolen Patel's land and dropped in the ocean?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 11, 2021 05:25 PM (cSyAR)

199 I cannot think of a single person who thinks, "Let's shun her due to her period."

um, most dudes have tried to talk their sex partner into having sex durring it

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 11, 2021 05:25 PM (bTQ72)

200 Oreos are next
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (iTXRQ)

Oreos already suck started the SJW shotgun by tweets "trans" shit.

Also, their cookies suck.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 11, 2021 05:25 PM (gAFsE)

201 179

Cherry Pie is the most bestest
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (bTQ72)

And how! Spin it again!

Posted by: Warrant at June 11, 2021 05:25 PM (Ojki1)

202 > Cougars are quite attracted to menstruating women.

I thought they were attracted to college boys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:25 PM (XGAZE)

203 I applaud the bravery of Mistress Moonblood's Action Comix, but what I really want to see is graphic novel about a woman who derives her superpowers from aborting children. Repeated abortions. Maybe she could take superdoses of Plan B to rev up when killing a baby growing in her womb just isn't feasible.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Sounds like a good Babylon Bee piece. Her hero name could be Plan B. It's perfect rhetoric, and perfect satire.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2021 05:25 PM (OssQ4)

204 I don't like apple juice or cider, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2021 05:17 PM (2JVJo)

I love both. Especially when you add caramel vodka.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Apple juice, sugar, champagne yeast. Cork with a gas relief valve for about 6 months.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2021 05:25 PM (OCTRt)

205 And see above for my post about apple pie.

Out: Cheesecake.
In: Black Forest cake.

Out: Vanilla
In: Chocolate

I figure the more ridiculous we make this nonsense, the sooner we can get rid of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:25 PM (pmpob)

206 I'm a couple years shy of my 6th decade. Never, not one single time in my life have I ever felt a stigma around menstruation, nor have I felt shamed or dished out shame to any other female. What balderdash...

SJWers, especially the really dumb ones, are constantly in search of oppression and will literally make it up if it doesn't exist.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (O+I8R)

207 um, most dudes have tried to talk their sex partner into having sex durring it
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 11, 2021 05:25 PM (bTQ72)

Getting your Red Wings is a thing.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (gAFsE)

208 Can we talk about how Muslim invaders stole the land in India?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

209 199 At least we can be sure Biden won't "gift" the queen with an MP3 player packed with his speeches.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

Depends.

Posted by: Bete at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (Ojki1)

210 "The Difference Between Yams and Sweet Potatoes Is Structural Racism"
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2021 05:22 PM (OssQ4)


If you don't like either, does that make you more or less racist?

Posted by: Chuck C at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (aViol)

211 I wish one of these 'stolen-land' freaks would get to the point. Do they want us to leave or what? Are they going to leave too? What is the purpose of their complaint, other than to have something frivolous to complain and pose about?

Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (qpX6U)

212 >>"The Difference Between Yams and Sweet Potatoes Is Structural Racism"


Same degree of disappointment, though.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (/SvBQ)

213 195 Cougars are quite attracted to menstruating women.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (cSyAR)

Just one more reason why I'm so happy to be a Husky.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (sy5kK)

214 Also, white people eat hot dogs at racist events like Nascar, Beisbol games and Midgest Mexican Wrestling.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

215
Uncle Joe did break protocol, showing up to something after the Queen arrived. The host head of state is always supposed to arrive last or something.

Joe was stumbling around or something and came in late.

You want hear anything about this, but if Trump had done it, that's all you would be hearing how Orange Man is such a buffoon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (Mzdiz)

216 >>66 Raj Patel is the most indian name I've ever heard.

it does sound fake. Like Joe Smith.

Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (0G13K)

217 I cannot think of a single person who thinks, "Let's shun her due to her period."

um, most dudes have tried to talk their sex partner into having sex durring it
Posted by: will choose a nic later


Helps relieve headaches and cramping. That and a hot shower at the same time.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (OCTRt)

218 One mentioned making the other side live by the same rules...

So, I have to think the following are racist...
1. Facebook - started on an Ivy league campus with lily white creators
2. Pepsi and Coke - brown soda, hello?
3. Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream - hello, Vermont is about as white as they come, as were the creators

Start with those 3, and then move on to more...

Posted by: Nova local at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (b1h2x)

219 > Also, their cookies suck.

Hydrox is available again. Kosher, non-GMO, and the original. Oreo is the cheap knockoff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (XGAZE)

220 "The Difference Between Yams and Sweet Potatoes Is Structural Racism"
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2021 05:22 PM (OssQ4)


More importantly, yams have a critical therapeutic use, as I keep reminding people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:27 PM (pmpob)

221 McDonalds "apple pies" used to be a deep fat fried ... abomination. Tasty, though. Now they suck, since they went "healthy".
----

"Critical Theory" is part of the Marxist school, "Institute for Social Research" type stuff designed to destroy societies. Communists were allowed to immigrate to the US in the 1930s and 1940s, and this is how they showed their gratitude, by setting out to destroy America.

"Make Love Not War" was coined by Herbert Marcuse, one of the founders of the movement, among others. Max Horkheimer, Theodore Adorno, "the Authoritarian Mind" et al.

We studied Adorno a little bit too at University. I pointed out in class, all the "authoritarian" traits he described, were what we see in leftists. Not whitey republicans. It was so obvious then. It's all BS, aka "projection" in the trade.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 11, 2021 05:27 PM (7qyhD)

222 I yam what I yam and dats all that I yam.

Posted by: Popeye at June 11, 2021 05:27 PM (guGkK)

223 >>Getting your Red Wings is a thing.


War Paint

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2021 05:27 PM (/SvBQ)

224
I'm pretty sure I never 'period shamed' a woman of the opposite sex. Sort of the opposite, "You just bled for six days and you're still alive? That's awesome."

Posted by: Dr. Lin Strangelove You Long Time at June 11, 2021 05:27 PM (N/gDA)

225 "The Difference Between Yams and Sweet Potatoes Is Structural Racism"

***

Errybody knows yams is currency and sweet potatoes is what racist whites figure out how to make marshmallows to melt on top in modern stoves to eat.

(someone will understand the currency reference)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 05:28 PM (KpdiX)

226 184 In many ways - its probably inappropriate how I make fun of Punchy there...I mean, his condition strikes a lot of our loved ones and I know he never wished it or wanted it or even is aware he's not able to do what he needs to do.

But the people around him are ghouls, including his wife. I think her use, along with his WH staff and the DNC chieftains use, who all know he's gone like we do, of his inability to do anything a normal chief executive needs to do is the biggest crime of anything. My cry to them is: "Let Joe Go!" Either to his own home with a caretaker or to a facility that will provide him with care...its abusive to let him go on this way.
Posted by: Boswell at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (5iUNf)

Given his long career, he deserves all this and more. And then he gets to try to defend that career against the Final Judge. And I won't feel sympathy for him there either.

Posted by: Bete at June 11, 2021 05:28 PM (Ojki1)

227 195 Cougars are quite attracted to menstruating women.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (cSyAR)



Just one more reason why I'm so happy to be a Husky.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (sy5kK)

*Rim shot*

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 11, 2021 05:28 PM (DjiZK)

228 OT but the gunsmith put the new rear sight on my SR1911 and I am ready to more accurately sling lead this weekend

also I bought a big-ass squeegee, but that's another story

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 11, 2021 05:28 PM (iTXRQ)

229 Gosh that Jill Biden has a cute little ass.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 11, 2021 05:28 PM (HgGBT)

230 At least we can be sure Biden won't "gift" the queen with an MP3 player packed with his speeches.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2021 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, his British PM gift game blows Obama away.

Boris couldn't even be bothered. But I guess if we're going to go on and on about black people in America are being oppressed and hunted down, a Wikipedia photo/painting of Frederick Douglas is a suitable black token gift.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 11, 2021 05:28 PM (6GiCM)

231 > I wish one of these 'stolen-land' freaks would get to the point.

The funniest ones are the Latinos who talk about English "colonialism".

What, you think the fucking Mexicans were speaking Spanish when Cortez got there?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:28 PM (XGAZE)

232 The guys did too much sharing about fapping this AM, so now we get the gals with the menstruation sharing. I certainly repent.

Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 11, 2021 05:28 PM (qpX6U)

233 Man, does that dementia shuffle look familiar to those who've lived through this shit? So different than just an old man. The arms just kind of hanging as he scoots his feet.

It's awfully nice though that we've got no mean tweets and some scrunt Flotus who's elevated herself above petty shit by trolling somebody who's been gone for half a year.

They're scared to death, aren't they? They know they're fake, they shouldn't be there, and have no idea what they're doing. Historically, their charred cadavers should be hanging from street lights, feeding the birds.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 11, 2021 05:28 PM (wAnMi)

234 Helps relieve headaches and cramping. That and a hot shower at the same time.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (OCTRt)



I don't know if that's true for other women or if it's just bullshit men made up so their women would have sex with them, but it always makes my cramps worse.

Sorry for the TMI.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (Ez6QX)

235 Patel says, "The apple pie is as American as stolen land, wealth and labor. We live its consequences today."
Do enlighten us, Miss Patel. Kindly show us unconquered land on this map. You're using all of recorded history, by the way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (HaL55)

236 Uncle Joe did break protocol, showing up to
something after the Queen arrived. The host head of state is always
supposed to arrive last or something.



Joe was stumbling around or something and came in late.



You want hear anything about this, but if Trump had done it,
that's all you would be hearing how Orange Man is such a buffoon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (Mzdiz)
++++Maybe he kicked Jill in the shin and that's why the bandage.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (d7+p1)

237 Can we talk about how Muslim invaders stole the land in India?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2021 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

It gets better. You google Patel, his Wiki says he worked in Zimbabwe and South Africa-- the world champion of expropriating white people land for Social Justice.

Nothing to talk about. He's just another anti-white dumpster baby who'd have no grift if it wasn't for racial hatred.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (gAFsE)

238 frozen uni = period

Posted by: REDACTED at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (8o8kf)

239 193 I don't know why you guys are complaining about period fetishists and obsessives when men go around showing off splooge art and wearing penis hats.

Oh wait, they don't, because they are not mentally retarded mentally deranged children in grown women's bodies.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 11, 2021 05:22 PM (6GiCM)

*quiety shifts out of view*

Posted by: Jackson Pollock at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (Ojki1)

240 PSA for the TxMoMe, The Hampton Inn was a total failure to work with but the Holiday Inn Express will offer a rate reduction for our group.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (a0OPJ)

241 "The apple pie is as American as stolen land, wealth and labor. We live its consequences today."
~~~
We laugh at this, but a whole generation of American children have been taught this in public schools.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (IDhUW)

242 Sad to see Emilia Clarke getting involved in this nonsense. She seems like a good kid. Why do the Brits go on about periods like this. One of their more loathsome traits.

Posted by: Desultory joe at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (L9P9s)

243 I can't believe this arbitrary revelation of so many pie snobs and their dedication to their sweet tooth. This is serious business.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (2k5ha)

244 I hate communists and feminists. And journalists.

Trying to think of an 'ist' I care for.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2021 05:30 PM (4fSQf)

245 Tasty Cake Cherry Pie>>>Hostess Cherry Pie

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Beardy Leftist at June 11, 2021 05:30 PM (xPJvm)

246 224
Uncle Joe did break protocol, showing up to something after the Queen arrived. The host head of state is always supposed to arrive last or something.

==

too bad Prince Philip is mort
he probably would have had some horde-worthy snark about it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 11, 2021 05:30 PM (oEn12)

247 McDonalds "apple pies" used to be a deep fat fried ... abomination. Tasty, though. Now they suck, since they went "healthy".

***

We talked about it in JJs thread about this time last year. Remember the big trans fat ban? Billions and billions of dollars spent to make things taste worse?

Dig into the numbers and you'll find the pro-ban people who pushed and supported it will celebrate that it possibly potentially saved approximately four (4) people a year from death via heart attack, strokes, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 05:30 PM (KpdiX)

248 The Brian Stelter Quick Hit is patently false. Everyone knows he is incapable of being humiliated.

Posted by: Caliban at June 11, 2021 05:30 PM (HgGBT)

249 When everything is racist. Nothing is.

Burn it all down. Let's get this show on the road.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2021 05:30 PM (W2Pud)

250 I cannot think of a single person who thinks, "Let's shun her due to her period."

You know who did do that? The Native Americans. The unclean squaws had to go live in special tepees till Aunt Flo left.

But it was part of their culture, so...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2021 05:30 PM (Bmy3R)

251 Now I want a damn apple pie with ice cream.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 11, 2021 05:21 PM (nxdel)
........

Bet you can't eat just one.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2021 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

252 "If you don't like either, does that make you more or less racist?"

Yeah, sweet potatoes taste awful.

Posted by: Minimal gp-Based Barrier at June 11, 2021 05:30 PM (qpX6U)

253 >>You know who did do that? The Native Americans. The unclean squaws had to go live in special tepees till Aunt Flo left.


The Horror.

Posted by: Moss Covered Rock at June 11, 2021 05:31 PM (/SvBQ)

254 Biden looks as healthy as Brezhnev in 1982. Jill's jumping up to gather him was obviously a tactic to keep him from being taxed to come up with anything more than a one-word answer from the British Press, who would be less likely to ask him about which ice cream he got.

Posted by: red speck at June 11, 2021 05:31 PM (gS3OW)

255 If you take cheapo Ivermectin you won't catch the COVID, much less have to worry about luck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 05:31 PM (KpdiX)

256 Patel explores the "bloody" origins of the delicious--I mean, racist pie. Examining every bit of hate the pie holds, from the apples to the sugar and even the gingham cloth it is traditionally served with.


Hmm. I guess all the serous topics were taken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 05:31 PM (guGkK)

257 > You know who did do that? The Native Americans.

Muslims do it, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:32 PM (XGAZE)

258 PSA for the TxMoMe, The Hampton Inn was a total failure to work with but the Holiday Inn Express will offer a rate reduction for our group.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (a0OPJ)


Whoo! I'm already booked there. I'll just call and say I forgot to give them the secret code.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 11, 2021 05:32 PM (Ez6QX)

259 I am sooo fucked.....

Posted by: Black and White malted at June 11, 2021 05:32 PM (VYjdj)

260 244 Patel says, "The apple pie is as American as stolen land, wealth and labor. We live its consequences today."
Do enlighten us, Miss Patel. Kindly show us unconquered land on this map. You're using all of recorded history, by the way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (HaL55)


It would serve us right if she just buggered off back to India. That would really teach us a lesson.

We have a city councilman who's an Indian chick who was bleating about her travails as a "women of color." Shouldn't she call herself a "woman of curry?"

Also, nobody has it tougher than an Indian of high caste.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:32 PM (pmpob)

261 Muslims do it, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at Ju


now, it current times

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 11, 2021 05:32 PM (bTQ72)

262 >>Muslims do it, too.


Even educated fleas do it!

Posted by: Zombie Satchmo at June 11, 2021 05:32 PM (/SvBQ)

263 I shun people when I have my period
only because it's more socially acceptable than stabbing them

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (oEn12)

264 Oops, there is one instance of period shaming. The shower scene in Carrie. Plug it up! Plug it up!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (O+I8R)

265 One of my favorite episodes of The IT Crowd was when Jen was visited by her "Aunt Irma."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Beardy Leftist at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (xPJvm)

266 > Remember the big trans fat ban? Billions and billions of dollars spent to make things taste worse?

No, what made things taste worse was switching from butter, lard, tallow, and other natural fats to the synthetic trans-fats in the first place.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (XGAZE)

267 I hate communists and feminists. And journalists.

Trying to think of an 'ist' I care for.


Posted by: AlaBAMA


Will Rodgers - Humorist

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (OCTRt)

268 UC: my kid just got into one and I am livid over this vac. but she wants it to be "normal". She would never be strong enough to wear the mask when no one else is as a sign of being vaxed.

Please help me get over this. I know a lot of y'all got it. I am totally fearful that it will unleash something awful down the road.

Posted by: sassy at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (tUGnI)

269 One of my favorite episodes of The IT Crowd was when Jen was visited by her "Aunt Irma."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Beardy Leftist at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (xPJvm)



OMG, Moss was just not getting it. That killed me.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (Ez6QX)

270 In many ways - its probably inappropriate how I make fun of Punchy there...I mean, his condition strikes a lot of our loved ones and I know he never wished it or wanted it or even is aware he's not able to do what he needs to do.

Absolutely disagree. Biden is a miserable piece of trash, a corrupt, grifting, bullying bastard who has done nothing of consequence in his life, sucked on the public tit for decades and mocked and belittled anyone he believed was his inferior. He deserves, in spades every bit of pants-shitting, neuron-frying misery he gets.

I hope the bastard goes like Stalin, choking on his own bile and vomit alone in a room, with no-one around to hear him as he chokes in silent agony, begging a merciful God to spare him the fires he so richly earned.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (2JVJo)

271 Apple Pie is out? What about muff pie?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (Irn0L)

272 Muslims do it, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:32 PM (XGAZE)

Yep. Goatskin hut instead of an elkskin tepee for them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (Bmy3R)

273 We live its consequences today.

**

And thank goodness for that.

Your ancestors were using yams as currency while Americans were inventing air conditioning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (KpdiX)

274 Almost bought some Budweiser hard seltzer today in honor of drunkenness until I realized it was in "pride" packaging. If Budweiser wants to give me the shaft, they shoudn't advertise it.

Posted by: Caliban at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (HgGBT)

275 We talked about it in JJs thread about this time last year. Remember the big trans fat ban? Billions and billions of dollars spent to make things taste worse?

Dig into the numbers and you'll find the pro-ban people who pushed and supported it will celebrate that it possibly potentially saved approximately four (4) people a year from death via heart attack, strokes, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 05:30 PM (KpdiX)


Just for fun, ask pro-ban people just exactly what IS a trans fat?

I've never encountered anyone who knew.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (pmpob)

276 Jordan61, you were definitely ahead of the curve. I will email you and tell you who to ask for. That is as soon as my email will send a message.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (a0OPJ)

277 Do enlighten us, Miss Patel. Kindly show us unconquered land on this map. You're using all of recorded history, by the way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 11, 2021 05:29 PM (HaL55)



RULE OF THUMB: Unless your tribe has owned it since the Carolingian Renaissance, you shouldn't grow apples on it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (guGkK)

278 > We have a city councilman who's an Indian chick who was bleating about her travails as a "women of color."

Don't Indians have about the highest per capita income of any ethnic group in the United States?

Maybe she should move back to India where she won't be so horribly oppressed by the White Man.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (XGAZE)

279 "Another huge DeathSantis victory as Florida schoolboard passes his rule to ban the teaching of..."

I'd rather ban public schools.

Posted by: SkylerKat at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (SXIn9)

280 The funniest ones are the Latinos who talk about English "colonialism".

What, you think the fucking Mexicans were speaking Spanish when Cortez got there?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:28 PM (XGAZE)

I was going to make this point next, but you beat me to it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (6GiCM)

281 ... and Biden is walking like a very old man. Jill is handling him. This is getting ugly and scary.

Posted by: sassy at June 11, 2021 05:35 PM (tUGnI)

282 Absolutely disagree. Biden is a miserable piece of trash, a corrupt, grifting, bullying bastard who has done nothing of consequence in his life, sucked on the public tit for decades and mocked and belittled anyone he believed was his inferior. He deserves, in spades every bit of pants-shitting, neuron-frying misery he gets.

***

This.

I will be eternally grateful that his family let's us watch Ol' Slipfoot decline weekly. I laugh and laugh at that horrible man and his horrible family.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 05:35 PM (KpdiX)

283 Sad to see Emilia Clarke getting involved in this nonsense. She seems like a good kid. Why do the Brits go on about periods like this. One of their more loathsome traits.

It must be their preference for historical dramas. They are fond of.........period pieces.

Posted by: The PUNisher at June 11, 2021 05:35 PM (VYjdj)

284 Jordan61, you were definitely ahead of the curve. I will email you and tell you who to ask for. That is as soon as my email will send a message.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (a0OPJ)


Sounds good!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 11, 2021 05:35 PM (RF0mA)

285 I hate communists and feminists. And journalists.

Trying to think of an 'ist' I care for.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


The "ist" that spikes my blood pressure? "Activist." On hearing that, I reach for my Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:35 PM (pmpob)

286 I shun people when I have my period
only because it's more socially acceptable than stabbing them
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (oEn12)

In fairness, you warned them. It's right there in your handle. If they get stabbed, they have only themselves and the lack of common-sense knife control to blame.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - hie thee to thy menstrual hut, abomination! at June 11, 2021 05:35 PM (QU5/8)

287 Just for fun, ask pro-ban people just exactly what IS a trans fat?

I've never encountered anyone who knew.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (pmpob)

Another one to have fun with is gluten. I swear I saw a jar of honey advertised as 'gluten free'.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 11, 2021 05:35 PM (gAFsE)

288 Oh wait, they don't, because they are not mentally retarded mentally deranged children in grown women's bodies.

The bachelor party thing is what amazes me, they have every penis trinket and gag gift imaginable. Ron White has a great bit on that

https://youtu.be/cYAZGoduM3U

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2021 05:36 PM (KZzsI)

289 291 ... and Biden is walking like a very old man. Jill is handling him. This is getting ugly and scary.
Posted by: sassy at June 11, 2021 05:35 PM (tUGnI

Just wait till 'Weekend at Bernie's' phase.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2021 05:36 PM (4fSQf)

290 It's not that feminist think people shun women for having a period (hell 90% of female comedian acts are joking about their periods making them nuts), it's because like all things feminist, their goal is to make happy and attractive women as ugly and miserable as feminist, so they want to convince them that the feminist thing to do is just bleed all over yourself and walk around like it's no big deal since it's natural..... just like we're apparently men do with the natural acts of pissing down our legs instead of using a bathroom.

No feminist will be happy until every female is the carbon copy of Kamala Harris's stunning step daughter.....

Posted by: Rbastid at June 11, 2021 05:36 PM (k7Qf0)

291 The only time I'd ever heard before or since of women being "shunned" for periods, was the Journals of Lewis and Clark, who reported some of the plains Indian tribes sent their squaws (another problematic word. It was their word ..) away when it was "that time".

"Indigenous peoples" just stole the land from somebody else anyway. Before that it was covered in mile high thick sheets of glacial ice, because of all the campfires and Global Enwarmening. Them redskins melted 'em for us White Dogs.

They shoulda built them a wall!!

Posted by: Common Tater at June 11, 2021 05:36 PM (7qyhD)

292 That snark about a woman getting superpowers from an abortion.

That would actually work as a very dark sci-fi screenplay.

First act of the movie is the superheroine doing her thing, while the mystery is where do the powers come from.

Then the second act reveals she gets pregnant then absorbs the life force of the baby.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 11, 2021 05:36 PM (5p7BC)

293 Cobbler, twice the filling, half the crust.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2021 05:36 PM (a0OPJ)

294 Next up: It will be racist to say or eat blackberries, blackberry pie or jelly or jam, black currant jelly, blackeyed peas, blackstrap molasses, dark chocolate, black coffee, and a whole lot more.

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2021 05:36 PM (AMIL/)

295
Italian police hunt Pakistani family who 'strangled 18-year-old girl to death for refusing forced marriage to her cousin and buried her in a field'

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (bTQ72)

296 why are brits always going on about their periods?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqMh1M_lg0g

Posted by: ace the wax-shamer at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (0G13K)

297 nd Biden is walking like a very old man. Jill is handling him. This is getting ugly and scary.
Posted by: sassy at June 11, 2021 05:35 PM (tUGnI

Just wait till 'Weekend at Bernie's' phase.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2021 05:36 PM (4fSQf)

You positive we are not at that phase yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (Irn0L)

298 Please help me get over this. I know a lot of y'all got it. I am totally fearful that it will unleash something awful down the road.
Posted by: sassy



A lot of us didn't. For that very reason.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (OCTRt)

299 I'm bustin' out the Fat Tire ale.

The work week be ovah!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (Bmy3R)

300 I like a slice of hate pie with my coffee in the morning.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (R/m4+)

301 Don't Indians have about the highest per capita income of any ethnic group in the United States?

Maybe she should move back to India where she won't be so horribly oppressed by the White Man.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (XGAZE)

The left have been really successful in making successful immigrant groups by into their nonsense. A lot of my fellow Nigerians have bought into the oppression narrative. This is a group overall higher socioeconomically than your average white person in America.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (6GiCM)

302 Don't Indians have about the highest per capita income of any ethnic group in the United States?

Maybe she should move back to India where she won't be so horribly oppressed by the White Man.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (XGAZE)


Good suggestion. It was especially mendacious, IMO. She got elected to the city council, and she's whining about oppression and discrimination?

If I moved to Diarrheastan, what would be my chances of getting elected to a city council there? Zero? Lower?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (pmpob)

303 sassy, KTY also got Moderna the shot(s) back in Feb AMA - Against Mom's Advice
I pray for her every day that there are no long term side effects
that said I might get the J&J shot this weekend

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (oEn12)

304 Apple fritters epitomize the pomme.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (cGl82)

305 Both of my parents had Alzeheimers and watching Joe wander around is heartbreaking to me. It's obvious to me what Jill is doing, she is his familiar face, the one he responds to. I was the only one my parents responded to and would follow because I was the only one they remembered consistently. I know exactly how this will go with poor Joe because I lived it. These Biden's should be slowly roasted over an open fire and forced to eat their own skin for what they are doing to Joe.

Posted by: megthered at June 11, 2021 05:38 PM (7m5X+)

306 I know the apples are ready for pie when I get to dump a couple of deer for the steaks.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 11, 2021 05:38 PM (2k5ha)

307 The funniest ones are the Latinos who talk about English "colonialism".

What, you think the fucking Mexicans were speaking Spanish when Cortez got there?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 11, 2021 05:28 PM (XGAZE)


Pro Tip: Any point to be made to a Hispanic will have the maximum impact when followed up with the phrase, "pinche cabron!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 11, 2021 05:38 PM (guGkK)

308 The Red Tent wasn't just a wive's tale.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2021 05:38 PM (a0OPJ)

309 Q.Where can you ind most Liberals? A.In the Whine Cellar

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 11, 2021 05:38 PM (FLiOE)

310 Rats. I'm already booked at the Hampton.
Oh well. It's a place to lay my bead for a couple nights.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2021 05:38 PM (W2Pud)

311 >> too bad Prince Philip is mort
he probably would have had some horde-worthy snark about it

I'm sure the Queen misses him terribly. He was something of a royal Archie Bunker, and I'm sure he provided her with endless color commentary during these events.

Once they were going to something where Madonna was going to sing, and he was overheard telling the Queen, "Well, we're gonna need earplugs."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2021 05:38 PM (Mzdiz)

312 Mince meat pie is for transgender folk.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2021 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

313 Just for fun, ask pro-ban people just exactly what IS a trans fat?

I've never encountered anyone who knew.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:34 PM (pmpob)

Another one to have fun with is gluten. I swear I saw a jar of honey advertised as 'gluten free'.


for more fun ask what a carbohydrate is

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 11, 2021 05:38 PM (bTQ72)

314 Italian police hunt Pakistani family who 'strangled 18-year-old girl to death for refusing forced marriage to her cousin and buried her in a field'
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (bTQ72)

Won't even make a diversity is our strength joke. Seriously, fuck these people.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at June 11, 2021 05:38 PM (gAFsE)

315 I do like a good cobbler.

We have a breakfast place here that makes the best I've ever had, but it's a "trendy" place, big with the tech crowd, and you can wait hours for a table. Almost worth it for that cobbler though. Especially the wild blueberry cobbler.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2021 05:39 PM (Bmy3R)

316 Deplorable Jay Guevara

They never had organic chemistry. Those sneaky carbon - carbon double bonds.

Don't get me started on (E) and (Z).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2021 05:39 PM (u82oZ)

317 The left have been really successful in making successful immigrant groups by into their nonsense. A lot of my fellow Nigerians have bought into the oppression narrative. This is a group overall higher socioeconomically than your average white person in America.

Dates back to 1945, when the Comintern (i.e., Stalin) ordered the CPUSA to promote the balkanization of American immigrant groups. Previously, the CPUSA had pushed the "melting pot" viewpoint, and held themselves out as true blue Americans, just wanting to make things better through communism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:39 PM (pmpob)

318 It's 5 o'clock somewhere


now hear this
the drinking lamp is lit

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 11, 2021 05:39 PM (iTXRQ)

319 The CNN host responded by admitting that the chyron was a "mistake,"
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Ah. Well, okay. That makes it all better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2021 05:40 PM (pK7cg)

320
Please help me get over this. I know a lot of y'all got it. I am totally fearful that it will unleash something awful down the road.
Posted by: sassy at June 11, 2021 05:33 PM (tUGnI)

***

Does she have allergies? Get a doctors note saying she's prohibited from receiving the vaccine.

Then go to Eastern Virginia Medical School and print out their Ivermectin COVID protocol, and get a prescription. Spoilers: Take it as a prophylaxis and you won't catch the COVID. Get COVID and take it and you get better pretty much immediately.

Click my name field and read the article if you haven't.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 05:40 PM (KpdiX)

321 Deplorable Jay Guevara...

please assure me that my kid won't be ruined doing harder sciences at UCSB. I generally would be really excited, but this political garbage is freaking me out.

Posted by: sassy at June 11, 2021 05:40 PM (tUGnI)

322 on the bright side - seeing SloJoe mistreated by his own family like this is karma for his life as a shitheel

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 11, 2021 05:40 PM (oEn12)

323 They never had organic chemistry. Those sneaky carbon - carbon double bonds.

Don't get me started on (E) and (Z).
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2021 05:39 PM (u82oZ)


There's that, and on top of that, what are the odds that any of those clowns has the faintest idea of the structure of a fat? Or the distinction of a fat from an oil?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:40 PM (pmpob)

324 Pro Tip: Any point to be made to a Hispanic will have the maximum impact when followed up with the phrase, "pinche cabron!"
Posted by: Cicero


Or pendejo.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2021 05:41 PM (OCTRt)

325 Eastern Virginia Medical School's protocol for prophylaxis, mildly symptomatic, and critical care use of Ivermectin to prevent/treat COVID. Goes to EVMS.edu website:

https://tinyurl.com/4svb347k

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 05:41 PM (KpdiX)

326 nurse, just change the reservation, No problem. They are across the street from each other.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2021 05:41 PM (a0OPJ)

327 Hmmmm...let's see:

Melania Trump: billionaire, model, legitimate First Lady, speaks multiple languages, gracious

Jill Biden: not a billionaire and grifted every damn penny, geriatric, pitiful slag struggling to look 70, installed by fraud, pretentious dumbass who can't spell or speak basic Spanish phrases, bitch

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 11, 2021 05:41 PM (iydjf)

328 Then the second act reveals she gets pregnant then absorbs the life force of the baby.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

That's horrific

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2021 05:41 PM (W2Pud)

329 Slipfoot Joe

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sure it works in practice, but does it work in theory? The $2 Drug that Cracked COVID at June 11, 2021 05:41 PM (KpdiX)

330 What, you think the fucking Mexicans were speaking Spanish when Cortez got there?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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And riding horses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2021 05:41 PM (pK7cg)

331 please assure me that my kid won't be ruined doing harder sciences at UCSB. I generally would be really excited, but this political garbage is freaking me out.

Posted by: sassy at June 11, 2021 05:40 PM (tUGnI)


He won't be ruined by the subject. I can't guarantee he won't be ruined by UC, which has just generally gone entirely off the deep end.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:41 PM (pmpob)

332 It's 5 o'clock somewhere


now hear this
the drinking lamp is lit
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 11, 2021 05:39 PM (iTXRQ)

*begins frantically shutting down computer Peter Gibbons style*
*glances furtively for Lundberg*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Beardy Leftist at June 11, 2021 05:42 PM (xPJvm)

333 nood

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 11, 2021 05:42 PM (DTX3h)

334 Jill Biden: not a billionaire and grifted every damn penny, geriatric, pitiful slag struggling to look 70, installed by fraud, pretentious dumbass who can't spell or speak basic Spanish phrases, bitch
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 11, 2021 05:41 PM (iydjf)


You left out "home wrecking slut."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:42 PM (pmpob)

335 Have to look closer but near me there is a large pen in a back yard and it looked like a deer in it.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 05:42 PM (Cxk7w)

336 "Superhero's menstrual cramps cause total annihilation of Detroit."

Posted by: ShainS at June 11, 2021 05:43 PM (RmaxR)

337 Italian police hunt Pakistani family who 'strangled 18-year-old girl to death for refusing forced marriage to her cousin and buried her in a field'
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 11, 2021 05:37 PM (bTQ72)


Apparently common in the UK, per Theodore Dalrymple.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 05:43 PM (pmpob)

338 clutch cargo - Yeah, now that you mention it that dementia shuffle looks exactly like my mother when she was in late stage.

It's obviously not being lost on the other world leaders.

I'm betting there won't be a photo of them all trying to get photos with him, like that time with Trump.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 11, 2021 05:43 PM (5p7BC)

339 The most powerful nation the world has ever known, embarrassed by a bumbling old man they selected to be king. I represented this fucking country around the world as the best friend and best choice , I am ashamed.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 11, 2021 05:44 PM (xEIoY)

340 I was told that I was selfish for not wearing a mask. I'm not the one asking someone to do something for me. People who want me to do something I don't want to do are the selfish ones.

Just venting.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at June 11, 2021 05:44 PM (IDhUW)

341 "C'mon, Joe! Time for ice cream! ICE CREAM, JOE! ICE CREAM!"

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at June 11, 2021 05:45 PM (lnmC5)

342 I am thankful that I know a man who is named Raj who was a legal immigrant from India about 30 years ago and runs a dry cleaning business. He was a Trump voter, is a conservative and fortunately nothing like Raj Patel, who sounds kookier than your "regular" SJ kook.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2021 05:45 PM (k39e/)

343 Then the second act reveals she gets pregnant then absorbs the life force of the baby.

More dark: deliberately sacrificing unborn babies in other women to gain power.

I actually ran a Champions game where the bad guy was gaining power from the local hospital because of all the deaths there from aborted babies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2021 05:45 PM (KZzsI)

344 I swear I saw a jar of honey advertised as 'gluten free'.
-------

I use only gluten free gasoline in my lawn mower. Pumpkin spice, maybe, but gluten free.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2021 05:45 PM (L47aO)

345 RULE OF THUMB: Unless your tribe has owned it since the Carolingian Renaissance, you shouldn't grow apples on it.
You win the BackwardsBoy Award for Most Obscure Post Ever in the History of Ever.

Please don't make me think...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 11, 2021 05:45 PM (HaL55)

346 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Education is broken. I tried to save it. Alas.

U still leaven a discussion with Science. But today it is not the same as a discussion. I am a heretic to the cult that is the Left.

There is a HS 9-12 Science teacher position open. I could do this. (Weak on the physiscs side but strong on biology and chemistry) I've done that for a short time .

But culturally, I am out of step. I believe in a solid grounding, effort, showing the increase in a layered knowledge set, not diversity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2021 05:47 PM (u82oZ)

347 A reminder for those who want more info on the audits,
Steve Bannon's WarRoom either stream on Roku or Pluto or Podcast 2x per day, 10A-12P and again 5P-6P. He has been on it since day 1 and he has people on-site in AZ and GA keeping up with daily segments. The audit is only one aspect, the Lindell/Gulianni duo are digging deep into Dominion and Tech donations at the same time.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at June 11, 2021 05:47 PM (cRbt7)

348 Not too sure what a transnfat is either. A fat tranny? Wait.

I know hydrogenation is used on industrial oils to make them solid at room temperature. That's kind of a bad thing for arterial health. But I think Crisco is "trans fat free"; so I dunno.

The reason McDonalds proffered they fried their french fries in "healthy" oil, this ruining them, was that beef tallow offended Indians (dot, not feather). This makes no sense, simce Indians (dot, not feather) wouldn't eat at McDonald's in the first place.

Always give a reason, right? Doesn't have to be a good one. "We're hear to repair the ATM! Can you give me a hand loading it in to the van?" People will buy it. Wear a uniform, carry a clipboard.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 11, 2021 05:48 PM (7qyhD)

349 313 sassy, KTY also got Moderna the shot(s) back in Feb AMA - Against Mom's Advice
I pray for her every day that there are no long term side effects
that said I might get the J&J shot this weekend
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

vmom, I am asking sincerely why do you want to get the jab? My brother and SIL both got the shot and they just got over the chyna flu, but they voted for Biden, so I expected it. My SIL did get very sick with the second shot, so there is some justice in the world.

Posted by: megthered at June 11, 2021 05:48 PM (7m5X+)

350 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2021 05:38 PM (W2Pud)

Nurse, meant to send you a text, but it's been so busy today.

Hope you have a wonderful time at the PNMoMe!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2021 05:48 PM (2JVJo)

351 The Blackberries could sang their yasses off.

Posted by: klaftern at June 11, 2021 05:50 PM (r4sI4)

352 Saw Loki.

I had one question - people who go out of the timeline and screw it up are considered deviants or some such thing.

Doesn't that make Captain America, who went back, f**ked the hell out of his hot english girlfriend, and stopped her from having the kids she was supposed to have, a major deviant and therefore scheduled for execution?

Time travel is problematic. Doctor Who allowed you to just blow it off, but anyone who does it seriously is going to end up with issues. Unless the alternative universes are destroyed in the making....

Posted by: Loki, Kavanaugh is Deep, Deep State at June 11, 2021 05:51 PM (KqiMr)

353 308 Please help me get over this. I know a lot of y'all got it. I am totally fearful that it will unleash something awful down the road.
Posted by: sassy

Fear will make you ill. Just trust in the call you made and have faith in a higher One, and do like Elsa, and let it go. Stress only makes you sick - it solves no problems.

For the record, 3 of my 4 kids have had Pfizer (as has my whole adult family on both sides) - total breeze for all of them...4th would have had it, but he's not old enough.

Posted by: Nova local at June 11, 2021 05:54 PM (b1h2x)

354 364 Saw Loki.

Actually, a good Disney supers show so far...hopefully, future episodes don't ruin it.

Posted by: Nova local at June 11, 2021 05:57 PM (b1h2x)

355 I put a pinch of cyanide in my apple pie. It's to die for!

/snrk!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 11, 2021 05:59 PM (QzJWU)

356 Ace you forgot, or perhaps are too young to know about, the original author of superheroes empowered by menstruation.


RUSH LIMBAUGH, The exception for women in the military was units of Amazon women with PMS, whose periods are in sync.

Posted by: MikeN at June 11, 2021 06:01 PM (o/eHL)

357 Johnny Appleseed in addition to being a nurseryman was a devoted Christian (member of the Swedenborgian Church) missionary and kind man and (you think SJ's would like this)-a vegan. Sounds like a much nicer man man than Raj Patel.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2021 06:03 PM (k39e/)

358 FenelonSpoke

Thank you for this info.

May you, FenelonSpouse, and Fenelon Son remain blessed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2021 06:07 PM (u82oZ)

359 May you, FenelonSpouse, and Fenelon Son remain blessed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2021 06:07 PM (u82oZ)

That's very kind, dear brother. Same to you and your yours.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2021 06:10 PM (k39e/)

360 "The best blood is of the moon, monthly."

Posted by: Ray Mota at June 11, 2021 06:11 PM (AVxHd)

361 In a way, Biden bumbling around England and Harris making an ass out of herself in Central America are perfect codas for this end stage Empire.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 11, 2021 06:19 PM (puu6v)

362 Fear is making me ill... It is true. When I start to consider the vax, stuff like enlarged hearts in teens come up, and from people in my circle. So nuts. I do fear there is something wonky going on. The people running this stuff will never stop to ask if they made a good decision. Instead they are going to pound it home. I am reminded of the most vehement abortion supporters that have had a few abortions themselves. They will never repent, only work harder to prove that they made the right decision...even if it destroys themselves.

Loki was interesting so far... We watched Falcon and I hated it, but the kids liked it.

Posted by: sassy at June 11, 2021 06:22 PM (tUGnI)

363 Jill Biden: not a billionaire and grifted every damn penny, geriatric, pitiful slag struggling to look 70, installed by fraud, pretentious dumbass who can't spell or speak basic Spanish phrases, bitch
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 11, 2021 05:41 PM (iydjf)


You left out homewrecking whore whose fucking around with married Sundown led to wife #1's suicide by traffic. About which the enemedia is oddly uncurious about the timelines...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 11, 2021 06:32 PM (y7DUB)

364 Both my kids and I didn't like Falcon (although we did like the evil eastern european dude).

The TVA in Loki basically blows up timelines to trim them, making them more evil than Thanos (who, by the way, I argued was doing the universe a favor by wiping out half the people, shocking my kids - and the told them getting rid of people is standard left wing modus operandi - made it into a nice teaching episode...)

Posted by: Loki, Kavanaugh is Deep, Deep State at June 11, 2021 06:34 PM (KqiMr)

365 Ace: Although he admitted it was "wrong," he did not admit anyone was at fault. Note that this is how the press always handles its many, many, many "mistakes."

---

This point is exactly the issue: tsk, tsk, so sorry, it was wrong, and then on to the next the propaganda attack without a moment of reflection. Nobody owns the consequences of all the vile bile vomited by them daily.

The colliery to this point, in inverse portion to their lack of fault, is assholes like Brian Stelter, to name but one, make sure the object of their baseless smears, are soaked to the bone with the last drop of their vomit.

At least Stelter has had the decency to not tug on his tube while on TV. But I am leaving open the possibly I could be wrong.

Posted by: AntiMarxProLennon at June 11, 2021 06:37 PM (ESLBo)

366 ducation is broken. I tried to save it. Alas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2021 05:47 PM (u82oZ)


God love ya.

I wanted to be a scientist since I was nine, but science - even real science, not social science - is morphing into some degenerated bastardized politicized version of what it used to be.

I'd last about 10 minutes in academia today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2021 06:39 PM (pmpob)

367 Every time I see Sundowner and is answering as President it's a slap in the face

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2021 04:49 PM (Cxk7w)
++++It truly is and a kick in the stomach. Watching that clip above, if you didn't know the players, and you thought it was someone's home video, you'd think that Bogus was on a special lunchtime outing with his family from the memory care center where he lives.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 11, 2021 04:55 PM (d7+p1)

You should fight that reaction. Biden is not me, I am not responsible for him, his actions cast no sins on me.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2021 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

368 I swear I saw a jar of honey advertised as 'gluten free'.
-------

I use only gluten free gasoline in my lawn mower. Pumpkin spice, maybe, but gluten free.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2021 05:45 PM (L47aO)

I used to laugh when Ferrara Pan would put "A fat free food" on their 100 percent sugar Red Hots and Lemonheads.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2021 06:45 PM (eoQWY)

369 Trump should just move back in while that freak is out of the country

Posted by: Summer of Love at June 11, 2021 06:53 PM (FJrl0)

370 "So, Emilia -- I sure hope your heroine is actually a trans-heroine! Otherwise, there will be #Cancellation."

There won't be blood.

Posted by: holygoat at June 12, 2021 12:30 AM (x82Jj)

371 Victor Davis Hanson needs to shut the fuck up. The problem is not men. Men are reacting entirely rationally to the incentives presented. The problem is the "family" courts, which are designed to enslave men and give women cash and prizes for blowing up their families.

Men are opting out of marriage and kids because there is absolutely nothing in it for them. Blaming the victim millennials will not get anybody anywhere.

Posted by: rold at June 12, 2021 07:09 AM (kewvQ)

372 Among my group a question was asked, "What now is not racist?"
We hashed it out and came to the conclusion.
What is not racist?
1. Blacks.
2. LGBTQ?F
3. democrats.
4. White's who have white guilt.
5. All of the above.

Posted by: obsidian at June 12, 2021 11:02 AM (7+yqP)

373 I'm not sure exactly why but this site is loading extremely
slow for me. Is anyone else having this issue or is it a issue on my
end? I'll check back later and see if the problem still exists.

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