The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

The current iteration of progressive madness is a peculiar combination of bat-shit crazy and vicious racial and cultural animus. Unfortunately, one supports the other, as the ultimate goal is to reduce resistance to more and more draconian, exclusionary, culture-killing programs and initiatives and mindsets.

Biden's new budget proposal omits the word 'mothers' in favor of 'birthing people'

In what insane world is the biological fact that all mothers are women something to be confronted and changed? Yes, the celebration of body dysmorphia as a wonderful thing rather than the psychiatric disorder it really is has the lunatics in a squeeing tizzy, but when it bleeds into reality it does real damage. Which is the intent.

WHITES NEED NOT APPLY: NY Accounting Program Bans White People.

This is just blatant racism and vile separation of the races as an offering to the woke mob. Or accountants have suddenly lost their minds...which is a distinct possibility in this world.

As usual. Orwell was prescient...

Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing.

And a bit of optimism for the dark times...

Being in a minority, even in a minority of one, did not make you mad. There was truth and there was untruth, and if you clung to the truth even against the whole world, you were not mad.

That is our greatest weapon: sanity. Logic. Reality. Only women can give birth, and segregation is always wrong. Never let them forget that!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM

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1 st?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop) at June 08, 2021 10:00 AM (Jsjd7)

2 Monkey!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 10:00 AM (kTF2Z)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 08, 2021 10:01 AM (pkAQ5)

4 Th

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 10:01 AM (mdjgu)

5 Morning Monkey!

Posted by: Inogame at June 08, 2021 10:02 AM (53oGX)

6 Budget?...when did that start?

Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2021 10:03 AM (AwYPR)

7 Posit:

White people figured out they were on the path to second class citizen over the last five years, and they voted for Donald Trump in greater numbers out of a sense of self-preservation, handing him a huge electoral victory in 2020.

This will not reverse with the Democratic Party becoming more extreme while holding power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:03 AM (LvTSG)

8 Guess I'll claim a spot, then read the content.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 08, 2021 10:03 AM (5p7BC)

9 Is it okay to segregate ourselves from the crazy people?

Posted by: Yawrate at June 08, 2021 10:03 AM (KI0hN)

10 From the linked article:
While saying that the New York State Society of Certified Public Accountants is responsible for setting the policies that only allow "students of color" to apply, Furlong added that the program's exclusion of white students "merits much future discussion for the purposes of having SUNY Oswego reassess our involvement and reconsider our sponsorship."

Gotta love the double standard. Overt anti-white racism enabled by state-funded institutions merely "merits much future discussion."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop) at June 08, 2021 10:03 AM (Jsjd7)

11 Saw a video of an Amazon delivery driver telling a 29 year old white woman to 'check her white privilege', then beat her up when she refused.

This is the world we live in.

Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:03 AM (uxJPn)

12 Stop identifying as white. If someone calls you on it, call them a rayciss.

Problem solved.

Posted by: shibumi at June 08, 2021 10:04 AM (tjZg/)

13 This will not reverse with the Democratic Party becoming more extreme while holding power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:03 AM (LvTSG)

Jonestown 2. Now bitches.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 10:05 AM (y7DUB)

14
There are any australopithecines in here, are there?

They always creep me out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2021 10:05 AM (pNxlR)

15 Using logic on the woke is less effective than fighting Batman with Kryptonite, cause at least Kryptonite is a literal rock and could give him a concussion. The only person who is going to come out of a convo with a woketard with their head ringing is the person who tried to use logic only to watch the wokester invent their own reality before their eyes.

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 10:06 AM (Ojki1)

16 No more mean tweets though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2021 10:06 AM (W2Pud)

17 TJM - Continuing from last thread. I don't think Wolfe will sign anything either. My hope is with the next governor.

But I am very surprised and pleased by what I am seeing in this report. It is clearheaded.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 08, 2021 10:06 AM (5p7BC)

18 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: chango lot at June 08, 2021 10:07 AM (g741k)

19 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:03 AM

I read the woman taking the beating was in her 60's by a 20 so0mething

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 10:07 AM (DB16e)

20 16 No more mean tweets though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2021 10:06 AM (W2Pud)

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I don't know. That tweet of Biden's where he threatened everyone who didn't get the vaccine that their lives would never return to normal wasn't very nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:07 AM (LvTSG)

21 Using logic on the woke is less effective than fighting Batman with Kryptonite, cause at least Kryptonite is a literal rock and could give him a concussion. The only person who is going to come out of a convo with a woketard with their head ringing is the person who tried to use logic only to watch the wokester invent their own reality before their eyes.
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 10:06 AM (Ojki1)
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The only benefit to it is if there's a third party watching/listening to the argument. You'll never convince the true believer, and engaging in a one-on-one argument is pointless. If there's someone else who might be swayed who is watching, though, then there is a point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop) at June 08, 2021 10:07 AM (Jsjd7)

22 I read the woman taking the beating was in her 60's by a 20 so0mething
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 10:07 AM (DB16e)

Correct

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at June 08, 2021 10:08 AM (P4Pk9)

23 Arguing logic with a leftist is like arguing scripture with an atheist

Posted by: weew at June 08, 2021 10:08 AM (+m+uH)

24 Is segregation always wrong?
Birds of a feather flock together naturally, and society
generally follows.

I think it is equally or more damaging to force
integration of people's who are culturally or philosophically opposed to each other.

Diversity+proximity often = war.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 08, 2021 10:08 AM (+aTRw)

25 Forced segregation is "always wrong", but forced integration is also wrong.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2021 10:08 AM (Cus5s)

26
Zod pops in from time to time. But he mentioned awhile back that he was going to spend less time here, because he was going to do his own blog, so maybe that's why we see less of him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 10:08 AM (yFG1M)

27 I don't know. That tweet of Biden's where he threatened everyone who didn't get the vaccine that their lives would never return to normal wasn't very nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
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Yup. The Left is just as mean and vicious and caustic as ever, and Twitter remains a major outlet. There are no more mean tweets offered as counterpoint, though...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop) at June 08, 2021 10:08 AM (Jsjd7)

28 >>>Biden's new budget proposal omits the word 'mothers' in favor of 'birthing people'

I saw much the same phenomenon in a May 2021 University of Chicago Medicine article I was reading today:

pregnant people
breastfeeding people

Although they refer, easily enough, to "maternal-fetal medicine." Inasmuch as there is a Society for Maternal-Fetal Medicine; for now.

The whole article is gobbledy-gook: COVID-19 vaccines and pregnancy: What you need to know if you're pregnant, trying to get pregnant, or breastfeeding

https://tinyurl.com/ynvx25vm

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:08 AM (Y3SPi)

29 Mrs D to this day still reminds me that her first birth was a real mother.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 10:08 AM (axyOa)

30
Nope, call them bigots.

Throw them for a loop by getting right down to brass tacks.

When they deny their bigotry, call them liars, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2021 10:08 AM (pNxlR)

31 22 I read the woman taking the beating was in her 60's by a 20 so0mething
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 10:07 AM (DB16e)

Correct
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at

Too bad he didn't get a face full of pepper spray and left in the street to be run over by his own truck. Twice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2021 10:09 AM (W2Pud)

32 Using logic on the woke is less effective than fighting Batman with Kryptonite, cause at least Kryptonite is a literal rock and could give him a concussion. The only person who is going to come out of a convo with a woketard with their head ringing is the person who tried to use logic only to watch the wokester invent their own reality before their eyes.
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 10:06 AM (Ojki1)

Bete is right. And not just about kryptonite and Batman. Logic only works on the logical. Verses the Woke, they operate entirely on emotion. You have to use emotion on them to have an impact.
Shame. Fear. Contempt.

Also impact weapons.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:09 AM (XvPQV)

33 Saw a video of an Amazon delivery driver telling a 29 year old white woman to 'check her white privilege', then beat her up when she refused.

This is the world we live in.

Plan accordingly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:03 AM (uxJPn)

hope she finds a lawyer willing to sue amazon for a shit ton of money. that should be possible since he was on company time...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:09 AM (8D42x)

34 Good morning from the left coast

Posted by: Sassy at June 08, 2021 10:09 AM (tUGnI)

35 That tweet of Biden's where he threatened everyone who didn't get the vaccine that their lives would never return to normal wasn't very nice.

That about guarantees I wont get it until I see a

Posted by: Jean at June 08, 2021 10:10 AM (Xih1H)

36 There are any australopithecines in here, are there?

They always creep me out.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 08, 2021 10:05 AM (pNxlR)

My favorite Far Side of all time:

https://is.gd/y0xrHZ

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2021 10:10 AM (PiwSw)

37 I don't know. That tweet of Biden's where he threatened everyone who didn't get the vaccine that their lives would never return to normal wasn't very nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:07 AM (LvTSG)

Puddin, in addition to being a borderline retard and liar, doesn't react well to people not sucking up to him. That will only get worse with his obvious dementia.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 10:10 AM (y7DUB)

38 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:03 AM

I read the woman taking the beating was in her 60's by a 20 so0mething
Posted by: Fool Otto at June 08, 2021 10:07 AM (DB16e)

60 is the new 29

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:10 AM (XvPQV)

39 Being in a minority, even in a minority of one, did not make you mad. There was truth and there was untruth, and if you clung to the truth even against the whole world, you were not mad.

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I see that there is a new novel out based upon Sophie Scholl and the White Rose resistance to Hitler.

https://amzn.to/2THv9Oc

I'm considering getting it but, in the end, they accomplished absolutely nothing and she got a one way ticket to the Guillotine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 10:10 AM (d9FiS)

40 Too bad he didn't get a face full of pepper spray and left in the street to be run over by his own truck. Twice.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 08, 2021 10:09 AM (W2Pud)

The driver was a she

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at June 08, 2021 10:10 AM (P4Pk9)

41 Segregation today! Segregation tomorrow! Segregation forever!
This has always been a democrat platform since slavery.

Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2021 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

42 hope she finds a lawyer willing to sue amazon for a shit ton of money. that should be possible since he was on company time...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:09 AM (8D42x)

For the longest time, and it may still be the case, Amazon drivers were third-party contractors. So Amazon provided them with uniforms, vehicles, load plans, delivery routes, timetables, and GPS to monitor their performance (often incredibly demanding schedules), but if something went wrong Amazon could say, "we're not liable, he's a third-party!"

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2021 10:11 AM (jOcSX)

43 hope she finds a lawyer willing to sue amazon for a shit ton of money. that should be possible since he was on company time...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:09 AM (8D42x)

I hope so too. It's on video, so should be an easy case. She should have ripped the little shit's mask off so the world could see his face. Because, of course, he was masked.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:11 AM (XvPQV)

44 You want to see where this country is heading? Look to South Africa. After apartheid, blacks retaliated against whites far more viciously and brutally than the whites ever did to them. Whites live in constant fear of being murdered and their property taken. The smart whites fled the country.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2021 10:12 AM (iFTx/)

45 and i hope some enterprising poor white student sues the state of new york for discrimination

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:12 AM (8D42x)

46 Stop identifying as white. If someone calls you on it, call them a rayciss.
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Everything south of Rome is Africa.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2021 10:12 AM (Dc2NZ)

47 hope she finds a lawyer willing to sue amazon for a shit ton of money. that should be possible since he was on company time...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:09 AM (8D42x)

I guarantee that within 30 minutes of that hitting the internet, Amazon had lawyers over to her house offering free medical care and some paltry sum like $25K if she'd just sign these nice papers.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 10:12 AM (dWwl8)

48 Get to the baby-parts choppah!

Posted by: Arnold "Junior" Schwarzenegger at June 08, 2021 10:12 AM (w9Wax)

49 https://nypost.com/2021/06/05/amazon-driver-attacks -67-year-old-woman-in-delivery-dispute/

Remove space

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:12 AM (XvPQV)

50 47 hope she finds a lawyer willing to sue amazon for a shit ton of money. that should be possible since he was on company time...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:09 AM (8D42x)

I guarantee that within 30 minutes of that hitting the internet, Amazon had lawyers over to her house offering free medical care and some paltry sum like $25K if she'd just sign these nice papers.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2021 10:12 AM (dWwl

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Or..."He's a contractor and not actually an Amazon employee. You can't sue us. Go ahead and try."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:13 AM (LvTSG)

51 Brian Eno, "Burning Airlines Give You So Much More":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akr9QFo1PSs

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2021 10:13 AM (Dc2NZ)

52 Gotta love the double standard. Overt anti-white racism enabled by
state-funded institutions merely "merits much future discussion."
My future discussion consists of "No."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 08, 2021 10:13 AM (HaL55)

53
The main reason, of course, is to force you to parrot the lie. That is why all powerful institutions in this country have grown to lie reflexively, even when they don't need to do. It's a dominance posture.

As a huge side benefit, the sheer volume and intensity of the lies everyone is forced to parrot make it nearly impossible to know what, if anything, is true... so the current narrative as of this morning is, for the purposes of the Left, the closest thing to reality that exists.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 10:13 AM (yFG1M)

54
Gotta love the double standard

It's accounting math.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * pater peccavi at June 08, 2021 10:13 AM (dJYe3)

55 Stop identifying as white. If someone calls you on it, call them a rayciss.
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Everything south of Rome is Africa.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2021 10:12 AM (Dc2NZ)

*looks at Sicily*

Seems legit

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:13 AM (XvPQV)

56 You want to see where this country is heading? Look to South Africa. After apartheid, blacks retaliated against whites far more viciously and brutally than the whites ever did to them. Whites live in constant fear of being murdered and their property taken. The smart whites fled the country.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2021 10:12 AM (iFTx/)

Rhodesia as well.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:13 AM (8D42x)

57 Can you change me to whatever? Also a rulebook would be useful. That way i would have insurance and or use it to hang you.

I mean hang hang.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 10:14 AM (VgIeo)

58 Is it OK to segregate criminals from the law-abiding population? Or has that gone out of style? (I know the answer to that one...)

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at June 08, 2021 10:14 AM (ZIoLS)

59 There are any australopithecines in here, are there?

They always creep me out.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

My doctor had a cream for that.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2021 10:14 AM (FxM6p)

60 33 Unless this is a rare exception, the "Amazon driver" worked for a contractor, who in all likelihood had the contract severed by Amazon the instant that video got any ground among views (Amazon has a history of getting rid of contractors when things happen for PR).

So the contractor is likely sans contract and the one getting sued for the behavior of the diverse driver. But would anyone be surprised to find out she has a record that was overlooked in hiring for...reasons?

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 10:15 AM (Ojki1)

61 Gotta love the double standard

It's accounting math.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * pater peccavi at June 08, 2021 10:13 AM (dJYe3)

but how does it reconcile on the balance sheet?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:15 AM (8D42x)

62 While saying that the New York State Society of Certified Public Accountants is responsible for setting the policies that only allow "students of color" to apply, Furlong added that the program's exclusion of white students "merits much future discussion for the purposes of having SUNY Oswego reassess our involvement and reconsider our sponsorship."

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When you've lost the Certified Public Accountants . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 10:15 AM (d9FiS)

63 If society accepts the tranny BS we all know what's next. Kiddie diddler BS.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2021 10:15 AM (Y5qcH)

64 Stop identifying as white. If someone calls you on it, call them a rayciss.

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"As someone who has 'done the work', I'm surprised you would assume my race" seems calculated to work very well in calling people like that out.

Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2021 10:15 AM (U1eOr)

65 Assault and battery of a senior citizen is an automatic felony down here. Hope she releases the legal hounds on that little smug snowflake and everyone else involved.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 08, 2021 10:16 AM (HaL55)

66 The con job of South Africa was possibly worse than the Palestinians. zombie used to quote old history books that gave the accurate story.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 10:16 AM (y7DUB)

67 Seems that the white privilege thingy is all about denying whites all rights. Apparently white people now cannot complain when they are aggrieved. Makes me wonder if that was the intended goal all along.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 08, 2021 10:16 AM (DnWIB)

68 Pro tip:

Adding a Hershey's chocolate kiss to hot oatmeal is the bomb.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:16 AM (XvPQV)

69 but how does it reconcile on the balance sheet?
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:15 AM (8D42x)

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It doesn't, but we'll blow it out through the P&L in the current year so it'll balance going forward.

Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2021 10:16 AM (U1eOr)

70 CPA = Colored People Apply

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 08, 2021 10:16 AM (w9Wax)

71 Mornin' all.. I see we are still screwed

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2021 10:17 AM (Zmnko)

72 NAACPA

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 08, 2021 10:17 AM (w9Wax)

73 My favorite Far Side of all time:

https://is.gd/y0xrHZ
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

I thought it was gonna be Horse Hospital.....

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 10:18 AM (arJlL)

74 RandbotFan

You sound concerned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2021 10:18 AM (u82oZ)

75 60 So the contractor is likely sans contract and the one getting sued for the behavior of the diverse driver. But would anyone be surprised to find out she has a record that was overlooked in hiring for...reasons?
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 10:15 AM (Ojki1)

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Ban the box!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

76 Amazon delivers Genuine Ass Kickings, made in China?

Posted by: klaftern at June 08, 2021 10:18 AM (r4sI4)

77 Adding a Hershey's chocolate kiss to hot oatmeal is the bomb.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:16 AM (XvPQV)

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Another pro tip: Kodiak Cakes makes a high-protein instant oatmeal with chocolate chips. My youngest, who can be a real dietary pain in the ass eats it every morning.

Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2021 10:18 AM (U1eOr)

78 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 10:19 AM (arJlL)

79 Amazon delivers Genuine Ass Kickings, made in China?
Dunce cap not included.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 08, 2021 10:19 AM (HaL55)

80 Heads up. If you see someplace advertising a 5 PCS PE RATTAN FURNITURE DINING SET, it's a scam.

Ordered two of them with my buddy for $45 each and I received in the mail a month later an envelope containing two sheets of that metallic wrapping paper. No way to do the fraud thing because they are in china.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 08, 2021 10:19 AM (JUOKG)

81 75 RandbotFan

You sound concerned.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2021 10:18 AM (u82oZ)

And it's a spoof.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:19 AM (Y3SPi)

82 49 apparently lateness is a cultural construct.

Posted by: CN at June 08, 2021 10:19 AM (ONvIw)

83 Now that I read... Brave New World. I haven't read it since high school, but the word "mother" was a capital swear word. The babies were ivf and gestated in an incubator.

Why are all of these books being brought to life?
1984 and Brave New World, every bit is part of our world now.

And if my tin foil hat fear that the vaccine will cause infertility in some women, we are looking at The Handmaids Tale.
NOT INSTRUCTION MANUALS!!!

Posted by: Sassy at June 08, 2021 10:20 AM (tUGnI)

84 Welcome to post-reality reality. Or, as Robin Williams once said, "Reality! What a concept!"

Posted by: WarEagle82 at June 08, 2021 10:20 AM (+Kpte)

85 Using logic on the woke is less effective than fighting Batman with Kryptonite, cause at least Kryptonite is a literal rock and could give him a concussion.
Posted by: Bete

True, but you can get them to give up talking to you.

Worthwhile article from a non-profit CEO whose company had a infestation of wokesters. She is very light handed with them but basically:
- Record everything.
- Don't let them make it about you; don't let them make it personal.
- Insist that their terms be clearly defined. She picked two terms and forced the wokesters to define them; "evidence-based" and "psychological safety"
- "Whenever "harms" or "violence" are indicated, require specific words, actions, and incidents be provided as evidence to support these claims. Whenever possible, insist upon shared definitions of key terms before engaging in discussion."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 10:20 AM (nI1Kq)

86 Logic, Reality and Sanity are a construct of the White Patriarchy, H8r!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 10:20 AM (2SdPm)

87 "birthing people"

Seem to recall 2nd wave feminism claimed to be about how women are more than babymakers. Now we aren't even babymakers -- we're birthing people. Just humanoid widgets.

Someone who is on twitter could easily troll every Democrat woman w/kids right now because almost all of them likely include in their twitter bio: momand possibly grandmom. Demand they change it to "birthing person" ASAP or it's *literally* violence against transwomen you guyz!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:20 AM (bDqIh)

88 Con't:

She doesn't mention it but it should be re-iterated that you can't get angry, sarcastic, or defensive. The wokesters are trained to use those as signals for further attacks. You have to be the NPR voice of non-aggression and 'compassion.' It requires the skills of acting like a smiling, slightly stoned 'gentle soul who only wants to understand'. Very difficult for many of us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 10:20 AM (nI1Kq)

89 Or..."He's a contractor and not actually an Amazon employee. You can't sue us. Go ahead and try."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:13 AM

I know I'm wasting a wish, but it would be awesome if this lady sues and as a result Amazon is found to be illegally classifying all of these personnel as contractors and not employees and thus have to retroactively re-classify all of them as employees and pay them overtime and medical, as well as fines, other taxes, etc.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 08, 2021 10:21 AM (awtm/)

90 My favorite Far Side of all time:

https://is.gd/y0xrHZ
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

I thought it was gonna be Horse Hospital.....
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 10:18 AM (arJlL)

i was going to guess the sharks with mannequins.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:21 AM (8D42x)

91 but how does it reconcile on the balance sheet?
Posted by: SturmToddler

It's referred to as a forced reconciliation. AICPA probably justifies it under the guise of " reasonableness ".

Posted by: Sock Monkey * pater peccavi at June 08, 2021 10:21 AM (dJYe3)

92 14 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Raises Hand.

But I can pass for Sapiens, so we are good.

Didn't Isaac Asimov have a story about a Neanderthal that was immortal?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2021 10:21 AM (u82oZ)

93 81 Heads up. If you see someplace advertising a 5 PCS PE RATTAN FURNITURE DINING SET, it's a scam.

Do you get your millions from that Ethiopian Price yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2021 10:21 AM (Zmnko)

94 I'm still unsure about whether Amazon even fired this thug.

"This person is no longer delivering packages for Amazon," was the statement from Amazon.

So, what? Is this person now working in the Diversity and Inclusion office instead?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 08, 2021 10:21 AM (OssQ4)

95 My favorite Far Side of all time:

https://is.gd/y0xrHZ
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

I thought it was gonna be Horse Hospital.....
Posted by: JT

Midvale School for the Gifted is my favorite.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (Rvt88)

96 91 My favorite Far Side of all time:
https://is.gd/y0xrHZ
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
I thought it was gonna be Horse Hospital.....
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 10:18 AM (arJlL)
i was going to guess the sharks with mannequins.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:21 AM (8D42x)

=========

Should have been Ithuvania.

https://tinyurl.com/4ekskubm

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (LvTSG)

97 What is the male version of birthing person?

"inseminating person"???

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (bDqIh)

98 67. No Obama wants to kill us. That's why he's eager to colonize the West with brown people. It's a kill and steal plan.

Posted by: CN at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (ONvIw)

99 "This person is no longer delivering packages for Amazon," was the statement from Amazon.

And why isn't said "person " in jail?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (Zmnko)

100 Unless this is a rare exception, the "Amazon driver" worked for a contractor, who in all likelihood had the contract severed by Amazon the instant that video got any ground among views (Amazon has a history of getting rid of contractors when things happen for PR).

So the contractor is likely sans contract and the one getting sued for the behavior of the diverse driver. But would anyone be surprised to find out she has a record that was overlooked in hiring for...reasons?
Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 10:15 AM (Ojki1)

Perhaps a clever lawyer could sue Amazon for failing to properly vet the contractor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (md63n)

101 96 Midvale School for the Gifted is my favorite.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (Rvt8

Me, too.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (Y3SPi)

102 84 Because the people what want to be in charge like the unlimited power those books show and most other people are sheep, hearing things that make feel good rather than the sounds sound of fleecing clippers if they are lucky, or the mutton processing plant if not.

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 10:23 AM (Ojki1)

103 95 development of ways to make whites check their privilege, as the stupid saying goes.

Posted by: CN at June 08, 2021 10:23 AM (ONvIw)

104 Perhaps a clever lawyer could sue Amazon for failing to properly vet the contractor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM

Unfortunately it doesn't work like that and that is precisely why amazon and others hire those contractors. Protects them from almost anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 08, 2021 10:24 AM (JUOKG)

105 We are so modern. Soon we will have Amazon drones conveniently stealing your $$ while bombing you with do do.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 10:24 AM (VgIeo)

106 96 Midvale School for the Gifted is my favorite.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (Rvt8

Me, too.
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (Y3SPi)

It works because everyone finds it funny, and also that it hits a little to close to home.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2021 10:24 AM (jOcSX)

107 Using logic on the woke is less effective than fighting Batman with Kryptonite, cause at least Kryptonite is a literal rock and could give him a concussion.

True story. A liberal friend who does drug trials was very anti-vax, and then turned hotly pro-vax when her employer said she must take it. She has looked for drug trial information; she found none at the time.

I asked her about "my body my choice."

Her reply? "If certain states can limit abortions then the government can force you to take a vaccine."

Posted by: shibumi at June 08, 2021 10:24 AM (tjZg/)

108 Leftard stupidity will fail and be expunged. The only question is how many will have to die to accomplish it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 08, 2021 10:24 AM (o2MD2)

109 @108

All of them.

Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2021 10:25 AM (U1eOr)

110 100 because racism. I wonder if the victim was a lefty.

Posted by: CN at June 08, 2021 10:25 AM (ONvIw)

111 Apply and when rejected, sue.

Been reading Heaven on Earth: A History of Socialism, which I think is a recommendation from this site. It's been fairly illuminating about where these ideas originated and where they're going.

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 08, 2021 10:25 AM (Ectld)

112 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

113 Kamala Kookies: Whoreos, They Melt In Her Mouth, Not In Her Hand!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 10:25 AM (d9FiS)

114 107 96 Midvale School for the Gifted is my favorite.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (Rvt8

Me, too.
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (Y3SPi)

It works because everyone finds it funny, and also that it hits a little to close to home.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2021 10:24 AM (jOcSX)

When I first saw it, it was taped to a cash register at a coffee kiosk where I was going to school, and the staff had whited-out "Midvale" and written in the name of the Big Rival School. Which I expect was done throughout America. Priceless.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:25 AM (Y3SPi)

115 @112

Hey - when you've got it, you've got it.

Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2021 10:26 AM (U1eOr)

116 Crowder is going to get himself in trouble again because he's livestreaming as he hits a woman.

There won't be any context.....just he hit a woman.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

117 Nvidia� (NVDA) �has submitted an application to Chinese competition regulators to review its proposed $40 billion takeover of U.K. chip designer Arm, according to the Financial Times.
Nvidia announced the deal about eight months ago. The chip company said it expects to close the deal by next March.

NVDA down 12

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2021 10:26 AM (RHGPo)

118 Oh, this is fun; take from it what you want:

https://streamable.com/g8o6da

/who is president?

Posted by: shibumi at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM (tjZg/)

119 . . . next to the tip jar.

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM (Y3SPi)

120 Kamala Kookies: Whoreos, They Melt In Her Mouth, Not In Her Hand!
Kamala Whoreo Cereal: It doesn't snap, crackle or pop. It just lays there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM (HaL55)

121 Teyana Taylor is Maxim magazine's sexiest woman alive. Sorry, she's no pole vault girl.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM (vN+oL)

122 Nature in action outside my window:
A spider with a twig laboriously climbing up a strand of silk (presumably to integrate the twig into its nascent web) was just picked off by a bird.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop) at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM (Jsjd7)

123 @thehill

Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays" http://hill.cm/XLqWxX5

Burger King is asshoe!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM (bDqIh)

124 108 Probably many. That's typical for totalitarian like Obama Kendi, and the Olcoff Brothers of antifa

Posted by: CN at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM (ONvIw)

125 "If certain states can limit abortions then the government can force you to take a vaccine."
Posted by: shibumi

And force you to use my preferred pronouns.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 10:28 AM (d9FiS)

126
The best way to resist the woke, of course, involves truncheons, black marias, basement interrogation cells, and firing squads. In fact, it's the only thing that will ever - maybe - work. When using those tools on you is the only acceptable outcome for your opponent, they're also the only option open to you. Just the way of the world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 10:28 AM (yFG1M)

127 Her reply? "If certain states can limit abortions then the government can force you to take a vaccine."
Posted by: shibumi

I wonder if it hurts to think like that.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 10:28 AM (Rvt88)

128 113 Kamala Kookies: Whoreos, They Melt In Her Mouth, Not In Her Hand!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 10:25 AM (d9FiS)

Thread winner. Can we get this posted to the sidebar along with a pic of her cookie?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2021 10:29 AM (N39Ws)

129 I hear that the accounting program has agreed to admit whites. However, there will be separate water fountains and lunch counters.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 10:29 AM (kTF2Z)

130 My favorite Far Side of all time:

https://is.gd/y0xrHZ
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

I thought it was gonna be Horse Hospital.....
Posted by: JT

Midvale School for the Gifted is my favorite.
Posted by: Tonypete

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2021 10:29 AM (FxM6p)

131 123 @thehill

Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to
LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays"
http://hill.cm/XLqWxX5

Burger King is asshoe!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM (bDqIh)

Yeah, this is a whopper of a tale. They've lost a customer thanks to their #wokeness.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2021 10:29 AM (N39Ws)

132 >>>That is our greatest weapon: sanity. Logic. Reality.

This. They are crazy. I don't participate or pretend otherwise.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (KnJdm)

133
Mrs D to this day still reminds me that her first birth was a real mother.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 10:08 AM (axyOa)

__________

That's your fault too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (mht8P)

134 >>Her reply? "If certain states can limit abortions then the government can force you to take a vaccine."

How does the state force a woman to get pregnant?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (bDqIh)

135 123 I wonder if BK execs will get paper crowns to wearehile roast in Hell.

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (Ojki1)

136 Midvale School for the Gifted is my favorite
Seconded.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (HaL55)

137 Apparently Matt Walsh tried to give AOCs gramma $100k. And then his fans gave each other high fivez when she refused.

We have to know what winning is before we win.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (UqRHo)

138 I like the lion and the tofudabeast.

Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (w/7Er)

139 In an attempt to change reality and mold perception, the advertising industry has become a joke.

It started slow but every commercial now has a 'person of color' in it. Occasionally a commercial with just a white person is thrown in with the group of commercials shown during a break but it's rare.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (2DOZq)

140 123 @thehill

Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays" http://hill.cm/XLqWxX5

Burger King is asshoe!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM (bDqIh)

So Burger King's chicken sandwiches are henceforth faggot sandwiches.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 08, 2021 10:31 AM (z5Vrg)

141 I'm skeptical that they are "contractors" for purposes of liability. You telling me Amazon doesn't have the right and authority to control the details of their work?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 10:31 AM (QU5/8)

142 It started slow but every commercial now has a 'person of color' in it. Occasionally a commercial with just a white person is thrown in with the group of commercials shown during a break but it's rare.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (2DOZq)
++++
My dad and I ended up watching a little bit of TV this weekend. He hasn't watch commercial television in a long time. Watching his reaction to the commercials was far more entertaining than the programming. A mixture of shock, horror and confusion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop) at June 08, 2021 10:32 AM (Jsjd7)

143
Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to
LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays"
http://hill.cm/XLqWxX5

What does the LGBTQ group need the money for?

Posted by: Northern lurker at June 08, 2021 10:32 AM (cSyAR)

144 My favorite Far Side is "The real reason dinosaurs became extinct".

Posted by: zmdavid at June 08, 2021 10:33 AM (xqRaG)

145 >>Apparently Matt Walsh tried to give AOCs gramma $100k. And then his fans gave each other high fivez when she refused.

We have to know what winning is before we win.
- - -

I guess he owned AOC?
He demonstrated that private charity trumps sitting back and whining about how the government hasn't fixed it, but. . . ?

Hope some investigative jpurnaist looks into why it was refused -- is it not really her nana's house, were the pictures old (she's since renovated), or something else.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:33 AM (bDqIh)

146 What does the LGBTQ group need the money for?
Posted by: Northern lurker at June 08, 2021 10:32 AM (cSyAR)
++++
Socio-political subversion and other operations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop) at June 08, 2021 10:33 AM (Jsjd7)

147 Maybe they should change the company name to Bugger King.

Posted by: Northern lurker at June 08, 2021 10:33 AM (cSyAR)

148 Thinking of a joke but the words are all wrong.

Take my ovaries please. [ still not right. Help ]

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 10:33 AM (VgIeo)

149 @thehill
Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to
LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays"
http://hill.cm/XLqWxX5

Burger King is asshoe!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM (bDqIh)

Yeah, this is a whopper of a tale. They've lost a customer thanks to their #wokeness.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 08, 2021 10:29 AM (N39Ws)

i can't even boycott them, couldn't tell you the last time i ate at one. which is a shame as th eonion rings were good...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:34 AM (8D42x)

150 141 A whole bunch of "contracted work" is a scam. One of the few place I agree with even part of stuff that some leftists say.

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 10:34 AM (Ojki1)

151 Morning.

See, segregation is wrong only if you assume we'll continue sharing a single nation. But if the segregation is part of a move towards eventual separation wouldn't it be the correct and moral thing?

I've been saying this, but I'm not sure if I've said it here, but while it's correct to recognize the blm/antiracism movement as marxist it's even more critical to recognize it as a black nationalist and, most importantly, *seperatist* movement. At the rate they're moving I guarantee that within the next few short years there will be calls for the creation of an independent black only nation state carved out of existing American territory.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2021 10:34 AM (Glcbg)

152 It started slow but every commercial now has a 'person of color' in it. Occasionally a commercial with just a white person is thrown in with the group of commercials shown during a break but it's rare.

Posted by: Just a side note

Only if it's four 'buddies' on a camping trip: An Asian dude, A Black Man, a Hispanic Man and whitey.

Along side a stream. And a campfire. In the middle of the day.

Riiiiiight. I do that all the time.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 10:34 AM (Rvt88)

153 "as a result Amazon is found to be illegally classifying all of these personnel as contractors and not employees and thus have to retroactively re-classify all of them as employees and pay them overtime and medical, as well as fines, other taxes, etc."

They probably have their tracks well covered, including money to those prosecutors that decide who to persecute and who to turn the blind eye toward. BUT ... IF these contractors are not really independent, but just a tool (cutout?) for Amazon to avoid liability, there might be something there.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2021 10:34 AM (Cus5s)

154 Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays" http://hill.cm/XLqWxX5

Burger King is asshoe!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM (bDqIh)

So Burger King's chicken sandwiches are henceforth faggot sandwiches.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 08, 2021 10:31 AM (z5Vrg)

Chick Fil A betrayed everyone who supported the buycott and it still didn't help them garner favor with the Left. Unfortunately 80% of the conservatives that still go the Chick Fil A are unaware of the CFA betrayal.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 10:34 AM (2DOZq)

155 Being in a minority, even in a minority of one, did not make you mad. There was truth and there was untruth, and if you clung to the truth even against the whole world, you were not mad.

Oh, I'm mad alright...

but not in the sense that 'they' want to define me.

And one of the great things about AoS is that I know that I am not an army of one.

'Pissed' would be a suitable moniker.

Posted by: GnuBreed, journalizin' at June 08, 2021 10:34 AM (F0YaR)

156 Perhaps a clever lawyer could sue Amazon for failing to properly vet the contractor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

vet ?

With vater ?

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 10:34 AM (arJlL)

157 143 Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to

LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays"

http://hill.cm/XLqWxX5

What does the LGBTQ group need the money for?
chicken sammiches

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM (sGtp+)

158 Thinking of a joke but the words are all wrong.

Take my ovaries please. [ still not right. Help ]
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 10:33 AM (VgIeo)
++++
Take my independent and strong co-equal life partner who is a person who might become pregnant, please!

Posted by: Woke Henny Youngman at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM (Jsjd7)

159 My fav FarSide as a kid was the one with the cows driving in a car past a field of people while yelling out the window "Yakity, Yak, Yak, Yak!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM (nI1Kq)

160 It started slow but every commercial now has a 'person of color' in it.

Here's the thing though: they are the whitest people of color imaginable. Black and brown people as imagined by NPR listeners who don't actually know any black or brown people. In accent, dress, and speech they all look and act like they walked off the set of a teen drama on the CW.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM (QU5/8)

161 The Far Side Donner Party Monument. A statue of a bare foot between two slices of bread.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM (I58tH)

162 146 What does the LGBTQ group need the money for?
Posted by: Northern lurker at June 08, 2021 10:32 AM (cSyAR)
++++
Socio-political subversion and other operations.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop) at June 08, 2021 10:33 AM (Jsjd7)
----------
Donate to the Democrats.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM (xqRaG)

163 weft cut-loop - I read that article and thought it was good.

However, in the end, she had to fire all of the woke employees. I think the lesson is to find out who is woke by conducting training on critical thinking, fire everyone who breathes a word about objective reality, then have a test on critical thinking for all prospective employees to keep from hiring more of them.

I found the article to be very useful for showing how to quickly identify their thought processes and how they attack.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM (5p7BC)

164
Didn't Isaac Asimov have a story about a Neanderthal that was immortal?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 08, 2021

***
NO, his contemporary, L. Sprague de Camp: "The Gnarly Man."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2021 10:36 AM (/XOcP)

165 I wonder if it hurts to think like that.

No. Not at all. She just assumes that everyone who doesn't think like she does is ignorant/crazy.

And yes, she's still wearing a mask, even though it's not required. She'd be a great mommy/wife for my other chronically underemployed liberal friend who thinks that Xiden will magically make electric cars a reality, and put free charging stations on every corner. Unfortunately, he's gay and is now ok with Xiden forcing him to be a vegetarian who eats bugs.

/yes, almost everyone I know is insane

Posted by: shibumi at June 08, 2021 10:36 AM (tjZg/)

166 Found out the other day that at least one of my Mexican ancestors had slaves. Not sure how my Mexican mulatto ancestors felt about that. I guess their owed reparations from the slave-owner side. Wait, this was Mexico, so never mind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2021 10:37 AM (Leyo6)

167 What does the LGBTQ group need the money for?
chicken sammiches
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM (sGtp+)

Hate shakes aren't cheap.

Posted by: Roy at June 08, 2021 10:37 AM (Ti+Tv)

168 ABC Action News
@abcactionnews
Former Florida Department of Health data analyst Rebekah Jones announced Monday night she is running for Rep. Mat Gaetz's seat.

-
Lie Your Way To Power with Rebekka Jones!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 10:37 AM (d9FiS)

169
Apparently Matt Walsh tried to give AOCs gramma $100k. And then his fans gave each other high fivez when she refused.

We have to know what winning is before we win.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (UqRHo

-------

Yeah, that's a stupid thing to get excited about - AOC won that argument, clearly. Also, completely predictable. The kind of people that create an AOC and fund Justice Dems piss ten times that sum before breakfast. I'm sure they offered the old commie hag a nice incentive to turn it down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 10:37 AM (yFG1M)

170 Apparently Matt Walsh tried to give AOCs gramma $100k. And then his fans gave each other high fivez when she refused.
We have to know what winning is before we win.
- - -
I guess he owned AOC?
He demonstrated that private charity trumps sitting back and whining about how the government hasn't fixed it, but. . . ?

Hope some investigative jpurnaist looks into why it was refused -- is it not really her nana's house, were the pictures old (she's since renovated), or something else.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:33 AM (bDqIh)

oh it's absolutely a win. there's been a fair amount of chatter about it. and i've seen a bunch of memes pointing out she refused the money. AOC and the leftists are being mocked for it in the general public. and it's getting out some what exactly happened.

now just need that investigative journalist to finish the job...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:38 AM (8D42x)

171 It started slow but every commercial now has a 'person of color' in it.
Occasionally a commercial with just a white person is thrown in with
the group of commercials shown during a break but it's rare.
And that honkie is usually a clueless, bumbling man with the IQ of an amoeba who is incapable of even the most elementary form of competence and needs to be rescued from any situation by a strong condescending womyn or group of womyns. Or a woke kidlet.
Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes truth inside the hollow heads of the weak who cannot think for themselves. WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 08, 2021 10:38 AM (HaL55)

172 The funniest commercial is the Coppertone suntan lotion commercial where the main actor is a black girl.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 10:38 AM (2DOZq)

173 160 Here's the thing though: they are the whitest people of color imaginable. Black and brown people as imagined by NPR listeners who don't actually know any black or brown people. In accent, dress, and speech they all look and act like they walked off the set of a teen drama on the CW.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM (QU5/

==========

"Right, the good blacks."
-NPR

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

174 How does the state force a woman to get pregnant?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (bDqIh)

Well, Lizzy. When a Democrat loves a staffer, they take certain liberties with her.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 10:38 AM (KnJdm)

175 I'm skeptical that they are "contractors" for purposes of liability. You telling me Amazon doesn't have the right and authority to control the details of their work?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 10:31 AM (QU5/

At some point, the "contractors" become so closely identified with the principal, that no distinction can be made. Say you die in the crash of a Happy Wings airliner. Then Happy wings tells your heirs, who are suing,"No, that wasn't us. It was 202129 AirCharters Ltd. They just happened to have "Happy Wings" painted on the tail."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2021 10:38 AM (md63n)

176 NO, his contemporary, L. Sprague de Camp: "The Gnarly Man."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2021 10:36 AM (/XOcP)
-------------

That one was pretty funny.

"Yeah, about those exhibits, uh, wearing skins around our waist, no, we tended to wear them in a way that actually did some good."*

*paraphrase

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 10:39 AM (2SdPm)

177 "If certain states can limit abortions then the government can force you to take a vaccine."

If the state recognizes the sanctity of all human life, we all lose the right to control our own bodies.

That's some fairly war is peace talking there.

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 08, 2021 10:40 AM (Ectld)

178 I guess he owned AOC?
He demonstrated that private charity trumps sitting back and whining about how the government hasn't fixed it, but. . . ?

Hope some investigative jpurnaist looks into why it was refused -- is it not really her nana's house, were the pictures old (she's since renovated), or something else.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:33 A

Didn't GoFundMe shut it down because they said that the family of the recipient said it wouldn't be accepted. In other words AOC and her family didn't like getting shown up by a conservative when she attempted to exploit her grandma to push politics.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2021 10:40 AM (G2zl5)

179
Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Barack Obama takes a jab at Republicans who are actively opposing Critical Race Theory:

"Lo and behold, the single most important issue to them apparently right now is Critical Race Theory. Who knew that was the threat to our Republic?"

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Anybody with a functioning brain, Half n Half Hitler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 10:40 AM (d9FiS)

180 154 CFA built the fist restraurnt with in 100 miles of me 2 yrs ago. Before I got a chance to go, the CEO went woke. Never been. I realize the franchisee may not agree with the CEO, but eh, that's how things go and I can express not wanting to buy from a company with a choker like that at the top without some normal workers also taking a hit, not that my not eating there once in a great while is even noticed.

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2021 10:40 AM (Ojki1)

181
What does the LGBTQ group need the money for?
Posted by: Northern lurker at June 08, 2021 10:32 AM (cSyAR)

Bitch, please!!

Posted by: Patrice Cullors at June 08, 2021 10:40 AM (vN+oL)

182 Burger King lost me a customer long ago when I realized that every BK I went to was filthy and poorly run. It eventually got through my thick skull that if my feet were sticking to the floor, then the food safety might not be so good either.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 08, 2021 10:40 AM (O6DoG)

183 With vater ?

They make great drumsticks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 08, 2021 10:41 AM (HaL55)

184 >>>144 My favorite Far Side is "The real reason dinosaurs became extinct".
Posted by: zmdavid at June 08, 2021 10:33 AM (xqRaG)

I just looked that up!

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:41 AM (Y3SPi)

185 178 Didn't GoFundMe shut it down because they said that the family of the recipient said it wouldn't be accepted. In other words AOC and her family didn't like getting shown up by a conservative when she attempted to exploit her grandma to push politics.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2021 10:40 AM (G2zl5)

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It's a Twitter win, which means that it will be forgotten in 15 minutes. AOC will never run for any office where it could be used in oppo against her in any meaningful way.

Yay...the right won a 15 minute news cycle over AOC.

She's still in Congress, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

186 How does the state force a woman to get pregnant?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (bDqIh)

The way I heard it - a conservative gets elected, and then they pull out those funny red/white outfits and next thing you know...

Posted by: Roy at June 08, 2021 10:41 AM (Ti+Tv)

187 I was done with Burger King long ago, but, really done when they started their creepy "King" commercials.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 10:41 AM (2SdPm)

188 now just need that investigative journalist to finish the job...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:38 AM (8D42x)

Stacy McCain is busy, I think the only other IJ died 20 years ago....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2021 10:41 AM (7bRMQ)

189 Found out the other day that at least one of my Mexican ancestors had slaves. Not sure how my Mexican mulatto ancestors felt about that. I guess their owed reparations from the slave-owner side. Wait, this was Mexico, so never mind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2021 10:37 AM (Leyo6)

Here's you pay those reparations.

1. Take wallet out of pocket.
2. Put wallet in other pocket.

Congratulations! You've paid yourself reparations.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2021 10:42 AM (Glcbg)

190 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM (QU5/

Yes I've pointed that out before that I'd be insulted if I was a black guy because many of the commercials show them doing typical nerdy white guy things. I like the one of the big black guy singing along to the Pet Shop Boys.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 10:42 AM (2DOZq)

191 One of the old rules for "contractor" status was the person had to do that work for more accounts than just the one "employer". So if a plumber wanted to hire a worker but call him a "contractor", the worker had to have other jobs.

But Amazon probably got fine print in laws rewritten just for them, cuz that is one way lobbyists/BigCorp own our government.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2021 10:42 AM (Cus5s)

192 Accounting program won't accept whites? They can kiss my assets!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2021 10:42 AM (m45I2)

193 I'm just waiting for a good opportunity to call someone a birthingpersonfucker.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 08, 2021 10:43 AM (yr54B)

194 The Far Side Donner Party Monument. A statue of a bare foot between two slices of bread.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM

Footlong is OUR trademark!

Posted by: Subway at June 08, 2021 10:43 AM (DMUuz)

195 144 My favorite Far Side is "The real reason dinosaurs became extinct".-------------------------------I'm glad I got to enjoy the Far Side before wokeness.

Posted by: SH (Back Lurking, Commenting Occasionally) at June 08, 2021 10:43 AM (sX1BW)

196 I like it when a craphole eatery like Burger King gives me even more reasons not to eat at their shitty burger joint.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2021 10:43 AM (YxVzA)

197 187 John Wayne Gacy was the original model for the Burger King "King".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at June 08, 2021 10:43 AM (I58tH)

198 My fav FarSide as a kid was the one with the cows driving in a car past a field of people while yelling out the window "Yakity, Yak, Yak, Yak!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 10:35 AM (nI1Kq)

Hard to pick just one. Dog places cat trap in dryer labeled, "fud." Cows standing on two legs conversing in pasture, when one yells, "car!" Next panel they are all mooing to each other.

Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 10:43 AM (KnJdm)

199 NO, his contemporary, L. Sprague de Camp: "The Gnarly Man."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2021 10:36 AM (/XOcP)
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That one was pretty funny.

"Yeah, about those exhibits, uh, wearing skins around our waist, no, we tended to wear them in a way that actually did some good."*

*paraphrase
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021
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The main line I remember is the Neanderthal saying that his people spread their genes around in what is now Ireland. "There are a lot of Irish people walking around with upper lips like mine."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2021 10:43 AM (/XOcP)

200 *scans comments*

Looks like all kinds of hate speech, hate logic, and hate facts around here!

My kind of people.

Time for more coffee.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 08, 2021 10:44 AM (oF9jz)

201 Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to
LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays"
http://hill.cm/XLqWxX5

Considering Chik-Fil-A's CEO said whites need to shine blacks' shoes, I don't give a fuck if that company goes bankrupt.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 10:44 AM (2JVJo)

202 If certain states can limit abortions then the government can force you to take a vaccine."

Posted by: shibumi

And force you to use my preferred pronouns.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 10:28 AM

And make you bake a cake.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 08, 2021 10:44 AM (JUOKG)

203 193 I'm just waiting for a good opportunity to call someone a birthingpersonfucker.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 08, 2021 10:43 AM (yr54B)

A Bad Birthingpersonf-

Shut yo mouf!

... I'm just talkin' about Mx. Shaft!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 10:45 AM (6FeV1)

204 168 ABC Action News
@abcactionnews
Former Florida Department of Health data analyst Rebekah Jones announced Monday night she is running for Rep. Mat Gaetz's seat.

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Lie Your Way To Power with Rebekka Jones!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 10:37 AM (d9FiS)

Delusion ain't just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 08, 2021 10:45 AM (KbCG3)

205 >>It's a Twitter win, which means that it will be forgotten in 15 minutes. AOC will never run for any office where it could be used in oppo against her in any meaningful way.

Yeah.
There has to be a better way to battle AOC than variations of "Hypocrite!!" That rarely works on Lefties who have the cpacity for shame, but AOC just moves on. Doesn't work.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:45 AM (bDqIh)

206 Just saw the art thread. I know my man mucha within a fraction of a second of seeing his art. I used have some as windows backdrops.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2021 10:45 AM (q9N1c)

207 If certain states can limit abortions then the government can force you to take a vaccine."

If the state recognizes the sanctity of all human life, we all lose the right to control our own bodies.

That's some fairly war is peace talking there.
Posted by: squid_hunt at June 08, 2021 10:40 AM (Ectld)

Just one of the ten mental issues common in all Leftists.

The inability to make logical comparisons.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 10:45 AM (2DOZq)

208 Former Florida Department of Health data analyst Rebekah Jones announced Monday night she is running for Rep. Mat Gaetz's seat.
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Running for FL-1 ... wow.

Ok, I'll offer up a prediction right now.

She will lose by 40 points.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 08, 2021 10:46 AM (5p7BC)

209 NBC/Universal "Pride" commercial has to male fags kissing. Fucking, sodomites.

Posted by: Archer at June 08, 2021 10:46 AM (gmo/4)

210 Burger King lost me a customer long ago when I realized that every BK I went to was filthy and poorly run. It eventually got through my thick skull that if my feet were sticking to the floor, then the food safety might not be so good either.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 08, 2021 10:40 AM (O6DoG)

This.
Last BK I was in was on Willard Road near Chantilly VA just off 28. Nasty!
And I use to love BK.
Good news though...a Hooters was just across the parking lot.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 10:46 AM (axyOa)

211 Favorite Far Side: There's a car driving on a mountain road and there's a sign saying "Lookout Ahead".

Then they turn the corner. The road is out, there's a sign admonishing "LOOKOUT!" and the car is plunging down the cliff.

Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2021 10:46 AM (U1eOr)

212 Didn't Isaac Asimov have a story about a Neanderthal that was immortal?

DC comics has Vandal Savage, an immortal Neanderthal.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 08, 2021 10:46 AM (E+OcO)

213 How does the state force a woman to get pregnant?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:30 AM (bDqIh)

Well, Lizzy. When a Democrat loves a staffer, they take certain liberties with her.
Posted by: flounder at June 08, 2021 10:38 AM (KnJdm)

luckily i wasn't drinking when i read this or i'd need a new keyboard.

well done.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:46 AM (8D42x)

214 oh it's absolutely a win. there's been a fair amount
of chatter about it. and i've seen a bunch of memes pointing out she
refused the money. AOC and the leftists are being mocked for it in the
general public. and it's getting out some what exactly happened.

now just need that investigative journalist to finish the job...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:38 AM

The mocking of people like her does no work, trust me. I know a woman who "manages" a bar and that place is a disaster. Whenever I see her there I ask to see the manager when it takes 10+ minutes to get a beer. She is clueless that I am mocking her.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (JUOKG)

215 Yeah.
There has to be a better way to battle AOC than variations of "Hypocrite!!" That rarely works on Lefties who have the cpacity for shame, but AOC just moves on. Doesn't work.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:45 AM (bDqIh)
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Hypocrisy doesn't matter. They don't care. If anything, it might even be a point of pride for them that they're ideologically pure even if they aren't consistent. I don't know what the alternative is, but it might be moral.

These people aren't bad because they're hypocrites. They're hypocrites because they're bad. They're evil, full stop. It might work better to just make the flatly moral argument. I don't know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (Jsjd7)

216 "Bummer of a birthmark, Carl..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (HaL55)

217 >>Former Florida Department of Health data analyst Rebekah Jones announced Monday night she is running for Rep. Mat Gaetz's seat.

Old and busted Jones career: het hired, get fired, get arrested. Repeat 3 times. . .

New hotness: Get elected -- so they can't immediately fire me, and Pelosi and co. will prevent prosecution!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (bDqIh)

218 amazon-driver-attacks -67-year-old-woman-in-delivery-dispute/

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One of these days, Bezos, pow!, right to the Moon!

Posted by: Where's Jackie Gleason Now That We Need Him? at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (d9FiS)

219 208 Former Florida Department of Health data analyst Rebekah Jones announced Monday night she is running for Rep. Mat Gaetz's seat.
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Running for FL-1 ... wow.

Ok, I'll offer up a prediction right now.

She will lose by 40 points.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 08, 2021 10:46 AM (5p7BC)

Isn't she under criminal investigation?

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (Y3SPi)

220 I swear, the next person who says "I'm wearing a mask to set an example" aaround me is gettin' a tire-iron beating.

Set an example tpo whom? Memo to Virtue Signallers: You Are Not That Important! No One Gives A Good Goddam WTF You Wear On Your Stupid Sheep Faces!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (Bmy3R)

221 now just need that investigative journalist to finish the job...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:38 AM (8D42x)

Stacy McCain is busy, I think the only other IJ died 20 years ago....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2021 10:41 AM (7bRMQ)

where's Lara Logan when i need her... i mean, when we need her?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (8D42x)

222 Footlong is OUR trademark!
Posted by: Subway

Is that a footlong?

"And then some!"
-- Nick the Dick (Bachelor Party)

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (Rvt88)

223 219
Isn't she under criminal investigation?
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (Y3SPi)

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"Can't investigate me! I'm a political candidate!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:48 AM (LvTSG)

224 Rebekah Jones running for Congress is a ploy to avoid prosecution. Hey, it worked for Hillary and Joe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 08, 2021 10:48 AM (kTF2Z)

225 This is not South Africa. Whites are not the minority in this country. And it's really time we broadcast exactly what the percentage of blacks to whites is. We've allowed the media to represent this country in a way that makes it look like blacks are the majority.

Also, high time we point out the number of people of mixed races. Really hard to segregate without separating people into pure race groups.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 08, 2021 10:48 AM (5HBd1)

226 "Beware of Doug"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2021 10:48 AM (PiwSw)

227 Speaking of stealing the language, I see where Merriam-Webster is in the process of literally redefining the word 'literally' on the basis that it has been so widely mis-used that the improper use has now become an accepted usage. They cite several historical examples from literature. The NEW meaning is closer to 'virtually' (I literally lost my mind) or nearly completely (literally everybody is doing it).

"Don't listen to what I say. Don't even listen to whaat I mean. Listen to what I tell you I meant. once I've gauged the early responses."

Posted by: Muldoon at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (m45I2)

228 Lie Your Way To Power with Rebekka Jones!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 08, 2021 10:37 AM (d9FiS)

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Rebekah Jones is still claiming to be a data analyst?

Good grief, she knew how to create the web front end of a database, probably didn't even write the queries, but, just took the data she received and put it in a presentable format.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (2SdPm)

229 hope she finds a lawyer willing to sue amazon for a shit ton of money. that should be possible since he was on company time...
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Bet he also got some of that lovely diversity "training" that all these stupid woke lefty companies are forcing on their employees. Should include an allegation in the complaint that Amazon's stupid "woke" policies encouraged this idiot to believe that he was oppressed and "systematically" victimized by whites, so Amazon is therefore responsible for his criminal acts towards white customers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (k4dH2)

230 However, in the end, she had to fire all of the woke employees. I think the lesson is to find out who is woke by conducting training on critical thinking, fire everyone who breathes a word about objective reality, then have a test on critical thinking for all prospective employees to keep from hiring more of them.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

True, but employers have to have a chain of documented evidence of behavior to fire people today. Making the wokesters jump through a series of hoops gives the employers the weight of a conclusion that their employment "wasn't a good fit" or some other dumb corpo-euphimism.

CritThought tests and training would have to be excruciatingly designed to not appear as a some kind of discriminatory tool by your average employment lawyer. And it certainly would attract EEOC attention and lawsuits even if you did.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (nI1Kq)

231 Gaylord goes full retard after he starts a sentence with "Who knew..."

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (y7DUB)

232 193 I'm just waiting for a good opportunity to call someone a birthingpersonfucker.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 08, 2021 10:43 AM (yr54B)\

That would presumably be a Man. Need another moniker.

Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (w/7Er)

233 Former Florida Department of Health data analyst Rebekah Jones announced Monday night she is running for Rep. Mat Gaetz's seat.

Because Florida, Trump, DeSantiz and Gaetz, the leftists will throw over $50M into this race and the media will run interference. She probably has a fair chance.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (3H9h1)

234 "That is our greatest weapon: sanity. Logic. Reality."

Nah, it's belief and Faith in God. You can't truly have the others without that.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (sme/E)

235 Hello. My name is Bill. I'm your official inpregnator. Would you like a drink?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (VgIeo)

236 Former Florida Department of Health data analyst Rebekah Jones announced Monday night she is running for Rep. Mat Gaetz's seat.

So she's found a new way to grift?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (k39e/)

237 It's a Twitter win, which means that it will be forgotten in 15 minutes. AOC will never run for any office where it could be used in oppo against her in any meaningful way.
Yay...the right won a 15 minute news cycle over AOC.
She's still in Congress, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

Look at it this way. At least it wasn't a congressman that did so they could pretend to have done something. Or Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (G2zl5)

238 Footlong is OUR trademark!
Posted by: Subway

Bitch, please.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (2JVJo)

239 225 This is not South Africa. Whites are not the minority in this country. And it's really time we broadcast exactly what the percentage of blacks to whites is. We've allowed the media to represent this country in a way that makes it look like blacks are the majority.

Also, high time we point out the number of people of mixed races. Really hard to segregate without separating people into pure race groups.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 08, 2021 10:48 AM (5HBd1)

Usually mixed gets placed in the upper end of the underclass race.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (z5Vrg)

240 Come on. If Trump offered to personally help pay for AOC's grandma's house and they refused , some would say that would be A+ trolling.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (2DOZq)

241 Rebekah Jones running for Congress is a ploy to avoid prosecution. Hey, it worked for Hillary and Joe.
Didn't some inmate run for orifice from his jail cell a few years back? Doubtless a Demoprog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 08, 2021 10:50 AM (HaL55)

242 226 "Beware of Doug"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2021 10:48 AM (PiwSw)

They're all so great!

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:50 AM (Y3SPi)

243 No more mean tweets though.

--

I like (Trump's) mean tweets. Of course, "mean" is relative.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 08, 2021 10:50 AM (O+I8R)

244 Considering Chik-Fil-A's CEO said whites need to shine blacks' shoes, I don't give a fuck if that company goes bankrupt.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2021 10:44 AM (2JVJo)

Dan Cathy can kiss my white ass. Have not darkened their door since his disgusting, revolting, racist back-knifing of the very people who made them rich and famous.

Plus, those waffle fries suck. I held my tongue before.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 10:50 AM (Bmy3R)

245 "Because Florida, Trump, DeSantiz and Gaetz, the leftists will throw over $50M into this race and the media will run interference. She probably has a fair chance."

No chance, unless they use Dominion voting machines.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at June 08, 2021 10:50 AM (sme/E)

246 I've mentioned this before that I had a class with Gary Larson at Washington State University. Used to sit next to him. Nice guy. Doodled all the time.

My favs...the birthmark; looking through the scope at the bear is pointing to the other one; and the two guys fishing with nukes gong off on the horizon.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 10:51 AM (axyOa)

247 233 Former Florida Department of Health data analyst Rebekah Jones announced Monday night she is running for Rep. Mat Gaetz's seat.

Because Florida, Trump, DeSantiz and Gaetz, the leftists will throw over $50M into this race and the media will run interference. She probably has a fair chance.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (3H9h1)

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I'm convinced there's a curve regarding money's effectiveness in elections. I think it only really works in races no one is watching, so smaller races where a sudden influx of cash can get name recognition up to a degree where people just sort of vote for the name they recognize.

I don't think this would work in FL-1, not with a politician with the name recognition of Gaetz and the lead time to take it seriously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

248 Mz. Cortez isn't interested in helping grandma. Grandma is more useful as a strawman argument to her than anything else. Someone ought to ask Grandma what she thinks about her granddaughter stiffing her. And if Grandma's ok with that then their both exposed as hypocrites.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 10:52 AM (3H9h1)

249 Also, high time we point out the number of people of mixed races. Really hard to segregate without separating people into pure race groups.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 08, 2021 10:48 AM (5HBd1)

Top three inconvenient facts for BLM. Hey, what's with all this white supremacist race mixing?

But no, the mixed race kids will be put up against the wall first.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Glcbg)

250 "Boneless Chicken Ranch"

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 08, 2021 10:52 AM (flINI)

251 I said this morning that White people (I'm capping it on purpose, since the other races get capitalization.) can say, "we're all Jews now." We have been dehumanized to the point of literal violent attacks being perpetrated on us. Sanctioned, even. Encouraged, most assuredly. It's open season if you're White. People better start acting like it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 08, 2021 10:53 AM (O+I8R)

252 "Down at the Fat Farm"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 10:53 AM (2SdPm)

253 I am very disappointed to learn DeSantis is a Yale graduate who then went to Harvard Law School. Sad, too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 08, 2021 10:53 AM (Zny85)

254 The Thagomizer

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 10:53 AM (6FeV1)

255 253 I am very disappointed to learn DeSantis is a Yale graduate who then went to Harvard Law School. Sad, too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 08, 2021 10:53 AM (Zny85)

That really sucks.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at June 08, 2021 10:54 AM (sme/E)

256 I'm convinced there's a curve regarding money's effectiveness in elections.----------------------Its just a leftist money laundering scheme. Let them spend their money. Also acts as a useful tool to cover up shenanigans. Can use money spent to account for a race they would not have won without the shenanigans.

Posted by: SH (Back Lurking, Commenting Occasionally) at June 08, 2021 10:54 AM (sX1BW)

257 "Midvale School for the Gifted"

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 08, 2021 10:54 AM (flINI)

258 257 "Midvale School for the Gifted"
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 08, 2021 10:54 AM (flINI)

My all-time favorite

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 10:54 AM (6FeV1)

259 "Should include an allegation in the complaint that Amazon's stupid "woke" policies encouraged this idiot to believe that he was oppressed and "systematically" victimized by whites, so Amazon is therefore responsible for his criminal acts towards white customers."

good point ... a case might be made that Amazon REQUIRED CRT (style) training, which is racist/illegal/unconstitutional and is the cause for such violence.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 08, 2021 10:54 AM (Cus5s)

260 I am very disappointed to learn DeSantis is a Yale graduate who then went to Harvard Law School. Sad, too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 08, 2021 10:53 AM (Zny85)

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What? We need to audit out indoctrination protocols, stat!

Posted by: Harvard Yale Axis at June 08, 2021 10:54 AM (2SdPm)

261 "That is our greatest weapon: sanity. Logic. Reality."

No.

They are using emotion and winning the battles.

Stop fighting the previous war with an even older weapon. The education system has produced a soil that is poison to your seed-of-logic.

Adapt.

Posted by: Two Weeks at June 08, 2021 10:55 AM (K2AhY)

262 Funny part is, my far-left sister and mother still refuse to eat at Chik-fil-a. They don't even know why, really. Because the MFM says they are bad, they must be bad.

I tries to tell them how all that changed, but they don't believe me.

It's kind of like how, like all libs, they always default to "oh you heard such and such on FOX NEWS."

I tell them, I haven't even had cable in 7 years, how TF am I gonna watch Fox News? And I needle them by telling them "nobody under 70 watches Fox News anymore."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 10:55 AM (Bmy3R)

263 looking through the scope at the bear is pointing to the other one.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 10:51 AM (axyOa)

Had that on a coffee mug @ work...had to explain it to more than a few.

Posted by: BignJames at June 08, 2021 10:55 AM (AwYPR)

264 thag make gravel angel...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:55 AM (8D42x)

265 Invention for June 8, 2021 -- A t-shirt with a picture of Fallon Fox and the words, "Joe Biden thinks men should be able to beat the crap out of women for sport."

Posted by: Marooned at June 08, 2021 10:55 AM (5TnwH)

266 Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays" http://hill.cm/XLqWxX5

Burger King is asshoe!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 10:27 AM

1. CfA already capitulated to the LGBTQWERTYs and told me to get my shine box.
2. Since I've learned to cook over the last 15 months, my fast-food expenditures have dropped almost to zero
3. My BK expenditures will now be zero.

F both BK and CfA

Posted by: Chuck C at June 08, 2021 10:55 AM (awtm/)

267 Today's mandatory diversity, inclusion and equity (DIE) training literally (old meaning) told employees to check their privilege, become an "ally" and to know when to shut up (to let others speak).

Thank you Blue Ocean Brain. Thank you dipshit woke management for forcing everyone to take a literal (new meaning) college intersectionality course.

Posted by: Revenant at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (Z7rbj)

268 Plus, those waffle fries suck. I held my tongue before.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 10:50 AM (Bmy3R)

I wouldn't go that far, but they certainly aren't anything special.

On the other hand, I had a Popeye's chicken sandwich a few days ago, and it was surprisingly good, and fairly spicy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (Q9lwr)

269 253 I am very disappointed to learn DeSantis is a Yale graduate who then went to Harvard Law School. Sad, too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 08, 2021 10:53 AM (Zny85)

Why?

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (Y3SPi)

270 The Thagomizer
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 10:53 AM (6FeV1)

Which is now the canonical name for that part of the Stegosaurus.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (XvPQV)

271 134 >>Her reply? "If certain states can limit abortions then the government can force you to take a vaccine."

How does the state force a woman to get pregnant?
eh. that's just another kind of injection.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (sGtp+)

272 I think McDonalds should be boycotted, because of that clown always wearing whiteface.

It's offensive.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (6FeV1)

273 On the other hand, I had a Popeye's chicken sandwich a few days ago, and it was surprisingly good, and fairly spicy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (Q9lwr)

Never tried Popeye's and always meant to. Thnk I'll order some delivery from GrubHub for work at home lunch today!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 10:57 AM (Bmy3R)

274 Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays" http://hill.cm/XLqWxX5

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Funny, but you'd think they'd be more interested in selling edible food.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 08, 2021 10:57 AM (O+I8R)

275 No man has ever given birth. However, women who consider themselves men have.

Hence "birthing people".

They're quite mad, you know.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 08, 2021 10:57 AM (Ndje9)

276 Ted Cruz is a Princeton / Harvard guy. We sneak a few in every now and then.

Posted by: SH (Back Lurking, Commenting Occasionally) at June 08, 2021 10:57 AM (sX1BW)

277 Narrative being carefully built (knitted?) in South Florida to hang the guilt for the crimes of Mr. Gun Violence around DeSantis neck. I think that they figured that with enough illegals voting in MDC and the new BLM kneeler mayor they can pull off the steal against DeSantis next elections.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 08, 2021 10:57 AM (DnWIB)

278 Which is now the canonical name for that part of the Stegosaurus.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (XvPQV)
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Larson also has a species of lice named after him.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 10:57 AM (2SdPm)

279 270 The Thagomizer
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 10:53 AM (6FeV1)

Which is now the canonical name for that part of the Stegosaurus.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (XvPQV)

I heard once that Gary Larson is the one living human with the most species named after him...

True or not, I choose to believe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 10:57 AM (6FeV1)

280 I'm your official inpregnator. Would you like a drink?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 08, 2021 10:49 AM (VgIeo)

Goddamn sonovabitch I am stealing the shit out of that!

"The science sez not all men have cocks and balls. I am a Person Who Impregnates."

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2021 10:57 AM (Glcbg)

281 > Plus, those waffle fries suck. I held my tongue before.

*nods vigorously*

The chicken is great.
The sauces are great.
The buns are mediocre.
The fries are less than mediocre.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 10:57 AM (YYlyE)

282 Funny part is, my far-left sister and mother still refuse to eat at Chik-fil-a. They don't even know why, really. Because the MFM says they are bad, they must be bad.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 10:55 AM

Well, I've been called far-right and I refuse to eat at CfA ever since they told me to get my shine-box.

Way to go, CfA.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 08, 2021 10:58 AM (awtm/)

283 I am very disappointed to learn DeSantis is a Yale graduate who then went to Harvard Law School. Sad, too.
I'm not. He's done more to stem the progtards' advances than anyone else on the national political stage.
And no, you can't have him for preezy. We need him down here, along with a lot more state guvnors who will tell this fake administration to shove all their illegal mandates and bullshit theories up their asses. In the nicest way possible, of course.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 08, 2021 10:58 AM (HaL55)

284 Please tell me Acting President DeSantis wasn't in Skull and Bones at Yale.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 10:58 AM (Bmy3R)

285 One of the great blessing of this place is that it's a reliable island of sanity.

Love the Horde! Thanks for being there!

Posted by: Emmie at June 08, 2021 10:58 AM (tcsxg)

286 The big banks have had black mba only recruiting for at least 25 years. big law has had black only recruiting as well.Whites go in the general pool. blacks go in the general hiring pool and the black only pool and still there are cries of discrimination

Posted by: nckate at June 08, 2021 10:58 AM (vDfNf)

287 253 I am very disappointed to learn DeSantis is a Yale graduate who then went to Harvard Law School. Sad, too.
____________

As a white male applicant, nobody added hundreds of affirmative action points onto his admission scores. He had to get in on actual merit.

And once he got in, he didn't allow himself to be brain-washed by all the lefty faculties.

Says a lot about him. All good.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 10:58 AM (k4dH2)

288 Sigh. A friend sent me a belated housewarming present.

It's a fleece blanket with a repeating pattern of Nick Cage's face making one of his trademark insane expressions. It's terrifyingly weird.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (Jsjd7)

289 I like the one with the dog in the car bragging to the neighbor dog: "After we go to the post office and drugstore, I'm going to the vet to get tutored!"

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (O6DoG)

290 where's Lara Logan when i need her... i mean, when we need her?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (8D42x)

Investigating the crap out of Newsweek and New York magazine, then winning the lawsuit I'd hope....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (7bRMQ)

291 Hard to pick just one. Dog places cat trap in dryer labeled, "fud." Cows standing on two legs conversing in pasture, when one yells, "car!" Next panel they are all mooing to each other.
Posted by: flounder

"Bummer of a birthmark, Hal."

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (vcOmj)

292 I'd like those waffle fries to be crispier. But I do like waffle fries. Wish someone else would do them right.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (QU5/8)

293 On the other hand, I had a Popeye's chicken sandwich a few days ago, and it was surprisingly good, and fairly spicy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (Q9lwr)

yeah the spicy version is good. nice kick to it. but the plain one is just missing a bit for me.

the best depiction i saw of the two was s meme where the CFA was made by a protestant with care but bland while the popeyes was made by someones black grandma and double fried and offered to god.

i'm not doing it justice, but it was funny.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (8D42x)

294 269 253 I am very disappointed to learn DeSantis is a Yale graduate who then went to Harvard Law School. Sad, too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 08, 2021 10:53 AM (Zny85)

Why?
Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (Y3SPi)

Seriously? Name one solid conservative that came out of those "institutions of higher learning" and stayed true to conservative principles.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (sme/E)

295 288 Sigh. A friend sent me a belated housewarming present.

It's a fleece blanket with a repeating pattern of Nick Cage's face making one of his trademark insane expressions. It's terrifyingly weird.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (Jsjd7)

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I have a friend who's decorating his apartment with meme artwork. That would fit right in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

296 DeSantis' schooling doesn't matter when he's been slicing like a hammer against all things commie leftist. And he has.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (O+I8R)

297 It's a fleece blanket with a repeating pattern of Nick Cage's face making one of his trademark insane expressions. It's terrifyingly weird.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (Jsjd7)
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Either you've got friends with a great sense of humor, or, you need new friends.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (2SdPm)

298 The Waffle Fry is a superior bacon, cheese and ranch delivery mechanism.

Posted by: SH (Back Lurking, Commenting Occasionally) at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (sX1BW)

299 Please tell me Acting President DeSantis wasn't in Skull and Bones at Yale.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 10:58 AM (Bmy3R)
++++
Stonecutter.
https://youtu.be/fI4bRqjobbw

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (Jsjd7)

300 273 On the other hand, I had a Popeye's chicken sandwich a few days ago, and it was surprisingly good, and fairly spicy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2021 10:56 AM (Q9lwr)

Never tried Popeye's and always meant to. Thnk I'll order some delivery from GrubHub for work at home lunch today!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 10:57 AM (Bmy3R)

Popeye's two-piece dark meat, with a biscuit, is pretty much the perfect fast food meal. Skip the vaunted chicken sandwich - it's overrated.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (mdjgu)

301 287 253 I am very disappointed to learn DeSantis is a Yale graduate who then went to Harvard Law School. Sad, too.
____________

As a white male applicant, nobody added hundreds of affirmative action points onto his admission scores. He had to get in on actual merit.

And once he got in, he didn't allow himself to be brain-washed by all the lefty faculties.

Says a lot about him. All good.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 10:58 AM (k4dH2)

yep

Posted by: m at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (Y3SPi)

302 @253: One reason they hated Trump so much is that he wasn't one of them. DeSantis' pedigree gives them one less arrow in their quiver.

Remember how they crucified Scott Walker for not having even gone to college?

Posted by: 496 at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (U1eOr)

303 I mean, why go through all the work of waffle-slicing a buttload of potatoes if you're just gonna cook them in a microwave?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (6FeV1)

304 Seriously? Name one solid conservative that came out of those "institutions of higher learning" and stayed true to conservative principles.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (sme/E)

Scalia came out of Harvard Law School.

Posted by: Revenant at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (Z7rbj)

305 Either you've got friends with a great sense of humor, or, you need new friends.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (2SdPm)
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It's the former. It's very definition of "gag gift."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (Jsjd7)

306 299 Please tell me Acting President DeSantis wasn't in Skull and Bones at Yale.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 10:58 AM (Bmy3R)
++++
Stonecutter.
https://youtu.be/fI4bRqjobbw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (Jsjd7)

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He's responsible for Steve Guttenberg?

Off with his head!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (LvTSG)

307 "What We Say: What They Hear"

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 08, 2021 11:01 AM (flINI)

308 the two guys fishing with nukes gong off on the horizon.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2021 10:51 AM (axyOa)

"No size restrictions and screw the limit" -- I always wondered if Larson was making a double entendre about the language of arms control there, or whether it was just two guys fishing.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2021 11:01 AM (BMmaB)

309 If you want to make the most of a CFA chicken sandwich, order it with extra pickles.

Makes all the difference.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 08, 2021 11:01 AM (oF9jz)

310 I like the curly fries at Arby's.

Stopped going to CFA after they stabbed the Salvation Army in the back. I used to get the breakfast chicken biscuit and bite size hash browns combo. It was really good. But no more.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 08, 2021 11:01 AM (yr54B)

311 One of the great blessing of this place is that it's a reliable island of sanity.

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Oh really??

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (WP3Pq)

312
yeah the spicy version is good. nice kick to it. but the plain one is just missing a bit for me.

the best depiction i saw of the two was s meme where the CFA was made by a protestant with care but bland while the popeyes was made by someones black grandma and double fried and offered to god.

i'm not doing it justice, but it was funny.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (8D42x)

They're very similar sandwiches(having had both over a short enough timeframe to comapre them). Main difference I think is that popeyes uses a larger cut, which makes the interior a bit jucier.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (z5Vrg)

313 It's the former. It's very definition of "gag gift."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (Jsjd7)
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Yer gonna regift it to another "friend" aren't you?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (2SdPm)

314
Attending Yale and Hahvud is not a disqualifier, though it is a demerit.

Moot, anyway. I like DeSantis very much, in fact. But he's a member of the Republican Party, which *is* a disqualifying problem, for me. Until he loses the (R), he goes on the heap. Same for Trump. I'm done with that noise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (yFG1M)

315 My mom actually told me while visiting, when I suggested Cfa pre-shinebox comments: "Oh, I don't eat there. I think it's because...they donated to the Trump campaign or something..."

I hadto remind her: "No, ma, you don't eat there because you think they discriminate against LGBTQwerty people. It's not true, but that's your reason"

I found it darkly humorous that I had to remind her why she irrationally hates someone.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (Bmy3R)

316 Yer gonna regift it to another "friend" aren't you?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (2SdPm)
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I haven't decided what the hell to do with it yet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (Jsjd7)

317 remember how they made fun of palin for going to a state school

Posted by: nckate at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (vDfNf)

318 If you want to make the most of a CFA chicken sandwich, order it with extra pickles.

Makes all the difference.
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 08, 2021 11:01 AM (oF9jz)

Their chicken has a sweetness to it that I never cared for. Extra pickles would probably help with that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (Ez6QX)

319 Okay, what in the world is going on? That's actually pretty funny stuff by MUMR.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (2SdPm)

320 Person Who Impregnates."

Knocker Upper?

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (YbfBZ)

321 Gary Larson does have a website that's active:

https://www.thefarside.com/

He posts 5 old comics a day (only 2 on weekends)

He's come up with a few new ones.
https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff

He had one in there mildly mocking Trump, but it's gone now. I think he's trying to stay apolitical.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 08, 2021 11:03 AM (xqRaG)

322 Knocker Upper?
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (YbfBZ)
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All knockers are upper.

Unless they belong to Pelosi.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2021 11:03 AM (Jsjd7)

323 I like the curly fries at Arby's.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 08, 2021 11:01 AM (yr54B)

Those are good, but they upset my stomach something fierce.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 11:03 AM (Ez6QX)

324 Scalia came out of Harvard Law School.

And Thomas was Yale.

I don't think the phenomenon is conservatives with "x" credentials betraying conservatism.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2021 11:03 AM (QU5/8)

325 DeSantis' pedigree gives them one less arrow in their quiver.

or DeSantis is one of them, and will flip once elected.

of course, between Dominion and mail-in fraud, there's no chance he'll get elected, so really, all this talk is moot.

/the cheat will reign 4evah!

Posted by: shibumi at June 08, 2021 11:04 AM (tjZg/)

326 "Sperm producers " and "egg Producers".

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 11:04 AM (WP3Pq)

327 320 Person Who Impregnates."

Knocker Upper?
Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 08, 2021 11:02 AM (YbfBZ)

Bounty is the Quicker Knocker Upper. I think.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 08, 2021 11:05 AM (II3Gr)

328 > Funny part is, my far-left sister and mother still refuse to eat at Chik-fil-a. They don't even know why, really. Because the MFM says they are bad, they must be bad.

The left is a hive mind. Their "thoughts" originate on hard left blogs and in academia. Their "thoughts" then get promoted and disseminated on Twitter, Reddit, MSNBC, CNN, etc. Footsoldier leftists believe whatever they perceive a significant plurality of their "thought" sources believe.

That's why, when their "thought" sources do a perfect 180 on any given subject, it doesn't bother them. There's no cognitive dissonance, there's no reflection, the "thought" source changed, so they change. It's as simple as that.

Occasionally you'll find a leftist that hasn't connected to the hive mind in a while and you can interrupt this process, temporarily, by using leftist cant to convince them of a thing. That's how you get them agreeing that Obama quotes are evil incarnate or that Ben Shapiro quotes make perfect sense. But that's only temporary. They will update their programming as soon as they reconnect with the hive mind.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 11:05 AM (YYlyE)

329 >>Hence "birthing people". They're quite mad, you know.

Completely agree. It is the height of crazy to declare yourself a man and do everything short of the geniral surgery -- and then intentionally, proudly carry a baby, call yourself a "pregnant man."

No. NJNBHN. You have done the one uniquely female thing men can never do and now insist you are not female.

YOU don't get to take away the label "mother" from the rest of us proud, loving moms (and that goes double for women who have adopted/otherwise taken on the role of mom outside of pregnancy who are nonetheless legitimately moms).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 11:05 AM (bDqIh)

330 The cat musical collaboration from the sidebar is most excellent. A nice break from the madness that has become our daily reality.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 08, 2021 11:05 AM (II3Gr)

331 *This message has been brought to you by sperm and egg producer council of America .

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 11:06 AM (WP3Pq)

332
of course, between Dominion and mail-in fraud, there's no chance he'll get elected, so really, all this talk is moot.

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Oh, allow me to clarify. I don't care about voting, because it's pointless. Sure, people need to run campaigns, and hammer away on the cheating when they lose, but electoral politics should NEVER be the main focus. We need leaders for a mass movement. A street movement.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 11:06 AM (yFG1M)

333 Refills sold separately.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 08, 2021 11:06 AM (vuisn)

334 Birthing Person or Birthing People seems fairly demeaning, which I guess is part of the intent.

Posted by: SH (Back Lurking, Commenting Occasionally) at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (sX1BW)

335 Hiya Insom !

We thought Cannibal Bob ate ya !

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (arJlL)

336 Hence "birthing people". They're quite mad, you know.

Who is more insane-- the women who claim they are men giving birth, or those in the MSM/ government/ big corp who assert that they are men who are giving birth?

Posted by: shibumi at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (tjZg/)

337 304 Seriously? Name one solid conservative that came out of those "institutions of higher learning" and stayed true to conservative principles.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (sme/E)

Scalia came out of Harvard Law School.
Posted by: Revenant at June 08, 2021 11:00 AM (Z7rbj)

Clarence Thomas graduated from Yale Law School.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (mdjgu)

338
leftists are so obedient

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (bTQ72)

339 Oh, allow me to clarify. I don't care about voting, because it's pointless. Sure, people need to run campaigns, and hammer away on the cheating when they lose, but electoral politics should NEVER be the main focus. We need leaders for a mass movement. A street movement.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 11:06 AM (yFG1M)

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Where is John Galt?

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (GvumD)

340 The mocking of people like her does no work, trust
me. I know a woman who "manages" a bar and that place is a disaster.
Whenever I see her there I ask to see the manager when it takes 10+
minutes to get a beer. She is clueless that I am mocking her.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 08, 2021 10:47 AM (JUOKG)

That's the thing. I think AOC is too stupid and un-self aware to realize when she is pwning herself.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2021 11:08 AM (BMmaB)

341 334 Birthing Person or Birthing People seems fairly demeaning, which I guess is part of the intent.
Posted by: SH (Back Lurking, Commenting Occasionally) at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (sX1BW)

"Breeder" has always been a term of contempt amongst the rainbow brigades.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 11:08 AM (6FeV1)

342 Funny, but you'd think they'd be more interested in selling edible food.
Posted by: Lady in Black

It's really is terrible, isn't it?
I remember back in the early 90's, we would get a triple whopper for fuel and maintenance after Spring and Summer football practices. They were delicious back then.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 08, 2021 11:08 AM (tQJ0o)

343 "Sperm producers " and "egg Producers".
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 11:04 AM (WP3Pq)
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This is just as problematic as the "birthing person" farce. These are all attempts to inject patriarchal hierarchy and exclusive categorization into progressive campaigns and is a manifestation of all of the same problems we're trying to eliminate.

Don't fall for these distractions. The only way forward is to remove the white, Eurocentric, heteronormative structures that result in hierarchies and classification. Classification itself is a form a supremacism. Changing the language doesn't change the reality of these corrosive practices interrupting the progressive arc of history.

Reject all of this attempted usurpation of our critical movement. There is no distinction between anyone, and all distinctions are socially constructed through procedural processes that need to be disrupted. Any attempt to overlay progressive language on regressive structures is merely recasting the oppressive taxonomic system. That system needs to be eliminated, not adjusted. Attempts at adjustment are just another form of subversion.

Posted by: Your Kid's Linguistics Professor at June 08, 2021 11:08 AM (Jsjd7)

344 The left is a hive mind. Their "thoughts" originate on hard left blogs and in academia. Their "thoughts" then get promoted and disseminated on Twitter, Reddit, MSNBC, CNN, etc. Footsoldier leftists believe whatever they perceive a significant plurality of their "thought" sources believe.
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Leftism is mostly about maintaining enemy lists.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 08, 2021 11:09 AM (xqRaG)

345 "Sperm producers " and "egg Producers".
Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 11:04 AM (WP3Pq)

Where does that leave me?

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at June 08, 2021 11:09 AM (Glcbg)

346 334 Birthing Person or Birthing People seems fairly demeaning, which I guess is part of the intent.

Posted by: SH (Back Lurking, Commenting Occasionally) at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (sX1BW)

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Animal Farm?

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 11:09 AM (GvumD)

347 Who is more insane-- the women who claim they are men giving birth, or those in the MSM/ government/ big corp who assert that they are men who are giving birth?
Posted by: shibumi at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (tjZg/)
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The women who think they are men giving birth are crazier, because MSM/Government is exploiting the crazy to gain more power.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 11:09 AM (2SdPm)

348 It's very definition of "gag gift."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The Paolo, how you say, has provided many 'gag gifts'.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 08, 2021 11:09 AM (Rvt88)

349

I AM MORE OF A SPERM SHOOTER

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBURGER at June 08, 2021 11:10 AM (bTQ72)

350 Don't fall for these distractions.

===

You are not the boss of me!

Posted by: runner at June 08, 2021 11:10 AM (WP3Pq)

351 Her reply? "If certain states can limit abortions then the government can force you to take a vaccine."
Posted by: shibumi at June 08, 2021 10:24 AM (tjZg/)

A better analogy would be
forced vaccinations = forced abortions

Posted by: Emmie at June 08, 2021 11:10 AM (tcsxg)

352 Reject all of this attempted usurpation of our critical movement. There is no distinction between anyone, and all distinctions are socially constructed through procedural processes that need to be disrupted. Any attempt to overlay progressive language on regressive structures is merely recasting the oppressive taxonomic system. That system needs to be eliminated, not adjusted. Attempts at adjustment are just another form of subversion.
Posted by: Your Kid's Linguistics Professor

Hmmmm.....sounds subversive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 08, 2021 11:10 AM (vcOmj)

353 "Mother" implies care, nurturing, socialization, acculturation. Listen to your Momma.

"Birthing Person" is just a receptacle for some baby gravy that squirts out a mammal nine-ish months later.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 11:10 AM (6FeV1)

354 > "Breeder" has always been a term of contempt amongst the rainbow brigades.

Yuuuuuup. I've had gay people throw that sneer at me many times. All it takes to set them off, in my experience, is to walk through a gay neighborhood while holding hands with a person of the opposite sex.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 11:11 AM (YYlyE)

355 >> Birthing Person or Birthing People seems fairly demeaning, which I guess is part of the intent.

Yes -- that's why I'd like to implement one that is just as demeaning for men/fathers. That way these "pregnant man" people are excluded. They are destroying "mom" for women, so destroy "dad" for them.

At least, that's the Alinsky route, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2021 11:11 AM (bDqIh)

356 Occasionally you'll find a leftist that hasn't connected to the hive mind in a while and you can interrupt this process, temporarily, by using leftist cant to convince them of a thing. That's how you get them agreeing that Obama quotes are evil incarnate or that Ben Shapiro quotes make perfect sense. But that's only temporary. They will update their programming as soon as they reconnect with the hive mind.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 11:05 AM (YYlyE)

the older step dau is like this. when we discuss politics, i get a LOT of "i didn't know that" or "I've never seen that anywhere" but she doesn't do ANY research on her positions. then when confronted with my information, she listens, agrees, and then goes RIGHT back to her previous position the second she's left the house again. it just doesn't stick.

but then he "news" comes from the late night comedy show clips on youtube or mems her friends post on FB.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 11:11 AM (8D42x)

357 He had one in there mildly mocking Trump, but it's gone now. I think he's trying to stay apolitical.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 08, 2021 11:03 AM (xqRaG
A better answer would be to mock Biden as well. Trump is fair game. Politicians should be mocked. The ahistorical 8 years when comedy died was when Obama was in office.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2021 11:11 AM (BMmaB)

358 Former Florida Department of Health data analyst Rebekah Jones announced Monday night she is running for Rep. Mat Gaetz's seat.

Interesting, never saw her as being political.

Posted by: Tofer732 at June 08, 2021 11:11 AM (kUGet)

359 Posted by: Your Kid's Linguistics Professor at June 08, 2021 11:08 AM (Jsjd7)

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Immanuel Kant, is that you?

/Well done as always, Mannix ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 11:12 AM (GvumD)

360 but then he "news" comes from the late night comedy show clips on youtube or mems her friends post on FB.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 11:11 AM (8D42x)

For a decade Jon Stewart told people what to think.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2021 11:12 AM (BMmaB)

361 H&K 416 22 Long Rifle 16.1in Black Semi Automatic Rifle; $400; https://bit.ly/3pA22IM

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 11:12 AM (YYlyE)

362 212 DC comics has Vandal Savage, an immortal Neanderthal.
doc savage's distant ancestor?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 08, 2021 11:13 AM (v3pYe)

363 The only street movement republicans are capable of these days involves a frothy puddle of shit in a crosswalk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 11:13 AM (3H9h1)

364 Is there a right to vote in the constitution?

Posted by: Floridachick at June 08, 2021 11:13 AM (DnWIB)

365 363 The only street movement republicans are capable of these days involves a frothy puddle of shit in a crosswalk.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2021 11:13 AM (3H9h1)

But enough about Paul Ryan...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 11:13 AM (6FeV1)

366 For a decade Jon Stewart told people what to think.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 08, 2021 11:12 AM (BMmaB)

oh yeah, and she follows him and his copies to the letter.

i honestly doubt she has a personal position on any topic, just what her friends and media tell her to think.

probably part of the reason she's always depressed...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 11:14 AM (8D42x)

367 Those are good, but they upset my stomach something fierce.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2021 11:03 AM (Ez6QX)

I bet it's the garlic powder in the spice mix they use. Garlic and onion can be notoriously rough on the gut in certain people, especially in dried form where the fructans are concentrated far more than in the raw vegetables. Potatoes, salt and frying oil themselves have nothing that bad bacteria like to feed on.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 08, 2021 11:15 AM (Bmy3R)

368 A better analogy would be
forced vaccinations = forced abortions

Posted by: Emmie at June 08, 2021 11:10 AM (tcsxg)

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= forced cattle car rides

Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 11:15 AM (GvumD)

369 DC comics has Vandal Savage, an immortal Neanderthal.
doc savage's distant ancestor?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 08, 2021 11:13 AM (v3pYe)

they made a comic about Vic?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 11:15 AM (8D42x)

370 A better analogy would be
forced vaccinations = forced abortions
Posted by: Emmie

I agree. However, it's another thing I can't discuss with her. There are a bunch of things I can't discuss with the liberals I know, and soon, I will simply not have contact with any of them. Sad, but probably best for my sanity.

Posted by: shibumi at June 08, 2021 11:15 AM (tjZg/)

371
"Welcome to Heaven, here's your harp"

"Welcome to Hell, here's your accordion "

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2021 11:16 AM (NaiLP)

372 Well, time to wander.

Later, all!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 08, 2021 11:16 AM (2SdPm)

373 "Breeder" has always been a term of contempt amongst the rainbow brigades.
___________

And yet they have to buy their children from the "breeders," or hire them to serve as surrogates. So who's really deserving of disdain, the people who can accomplish the deed (creating children) on their own, or the people who need to pay others to do it for them?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2021 11:16 AM (k4dH2)

374 Is there a right to vote in the constitution?
Posted by: Floridachick

Right next to the statue of limitations

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)

375 probably part of the reason she's always depressed...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2021 11:14 AM (8D42x)

A typical refrain is, "Nothing about the world makes sense anymore!"

.... maybe that's because everything you think you know about the world was fed to you by liars and charlatans.

The world makes perfect sense, if you're paying attention. It's maddening, but not surprising.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 11:16 AM (6FeV1)

376 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2021 10:59 AM (Jsjd7)

Combining blankets and Far Side cartoons. One of the things Inspector brought to the marriage was a blanket with a picture if deer. Except on the reverse side, which I saw first, the deer have goggle eyes and look almost exactly like a Far Side drawing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2021 11:16 AM (1lKRm)

377 358Former Florida Department of Health data analyst Rebekah Jones announced Monday night she is running for Rep. Mat Gaetz's seat

Interesting, never saw her as being political

Right.
But seriously, isn't Gaetz district like extra conservative? Unless the women have all gone Karen or something...

Posted by: Floridachick at June 08, 2021 11:16 AM (DnWIB)

378 335 Hiya Insom !

We thought Cannibal Bob ate ya !
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (arJlL)

We don't talk about that in public.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 08, 2021 11:16 AM (II3Gr)

379 Is there a right to vote in the constitution?
Posted by: Floridachick at June 08, 2021 11:13 AM (DnWIB)

I'm pretty sure they delegated that to the states.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 08, 2021 11:17 AM (y7DUB)

380 Hiya Insom !

We thought Cannibal Bob ate ya !
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (arJlL)

We don't talk about that in public.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 08, 2021 11:16 AM (II3Gr)

*Checks Insom's homo suspicion point total*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 11:17 AM (XvPQV)

381 Here's a restaurant recommendation for any Cleveland area 'Rons.

http://hookandhoofdtw.com/

Some of my more cultured (IOW, less weird) internet friends highly recommend this place.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2021 11:18 AM (Glcbg)

382 Internecine conflicts among the alphabet crew are getting ever stranger.

https://bit.ly/2RyovJs

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2021 11:18 AM (YYlyE)

383 335 Hiya Insom !

We thought Cannibal Bob ate ya !
Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 11:07 AM (arJlL)

We don't talk about that in public.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

Hope all is well witchoo and yourn.

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2021 11:18 AM (arJlL)

384 In the old days I could paint house white with my stylus.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 08, 2021 11:18 AM (/MaDp)

385 Come to think of it, I get the chicken sandwich at Arby's. Chicken, bacon, and Swiss. It's pretty good (for a fast food sandwich). I haven't tried the Popeyes chicken sandwich yet because I really like their tenders.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 08, 2021 11:18 AM (yr54B)

386 *Checks Insom's homo suspicion point total*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 08, 2021 11:17 AM (XvPQV)

Says the guy who has admitted to wearing Crocs.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 08, 2021 11:18 AM (II3Gr)

387
Article IV, Section IV:

"The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government..."

Doesn't say much beyond that, but I read it to assume *some* form of voting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 11:19 AM (yFG1M)

388
= forced cattle car rides
Posted by: ShainS at June 08, 2021 11:15 AM (GvumD)

I've been assured that mRNA jab skeptics are the actual nazis.

Posted by: Emmie at June 08, 2021 11:19 AM (tcsxg)

389 If a tweet happens andno one reads it, did it really happen.

Sensible people should avoid twitter and let the lefties cancel each other until there's only one left and xir is the winner.

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops" Strewn DA 1977 at June 08, 2021 11:20 AM (kfcYC)

390 Doesn't say much beyond that, but I read it to assume *some* form of voting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 11:19 AM (yFG1M)

Definitely. I don't think there's any possible reading of "Republican" that isn't electoral....

Now, the universality of suffrage may be up for debate....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 11:20 AM (6FeV1)

391
dats right you birthingperson fookers !

Posted by: Kamalas nervous laugh at June 08, 2021 11:20 AM (bTQ72)

392 ace nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 08, 2021 11:20 AM (LvTSG)

393 390 Doesn't say much beyond that, but I read it to assume *some* form of voting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 11:19 AM (yFG1M)

Definitely. I don't think there's any possible reading of "Republican" that isn't electoral....

Now, the universality of suffrage may be up for debate....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2021 11:20 AM (6FeV1)

19th Amendment: good-faith mistake or deliberate sabotage?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 08, 2021 11:21 AM (II3Gr)

394 Sad, but probably best for my sanity.
Posted by: shibumi at June 08, 2021 11:15 AM (tjZg/

Yes. I'm trying to decide which friends to continue to cultivate and which ones to let go. It's been tough watching how people's hearts have been revealed under the Covid lies.

Posted by: Emmie at June 08, 2021 11:22 AM (tcsxg)

395 377 358Former Florida Department of Health data analyst Rebekah Jones announced Monday night she is running for Rep. Mat Gaetz's seat

Interesting, never saw her as being political

Right.
But seriously, isn't Gaetz district like extra conservative? Unless the women have all gone Karen or something...
Posted by: Floridachick at June 08, 2021 11:16 AM (DnWIB)

If I were her, I'd probably do the same thing. She's already grifted $500K from the rubes, and this will give her an opportunity to grift more money from the LIVs.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 08, 2021 11:23 AM (mdjgu)

396 Article IV, Section IV:

"The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government..."

Doesn't say much beyond that, but I read it to assume *some* form of voting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2021 11:19 AM (yFG1M)

Also the 15th, 19th amendments prohibit the government from restricting the right to vote because of race and sex and the 26th guarantees it for anyone 18 and over.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2021 11:23 AM (Glcbg)

397 379Is there a right to vote in the constitution?
Posted by: Floridachick at June 08, 2021 11:13 AM (DnWIB)

I'm pretty sure they delegated that to the states

People claiming the 15th Amendment...

Posted by: Floridachick at June 08, 2021 11:23 AM (DnWIB)

398 shibumi, the Koolaid 19 true believers are deeply irrational, terrified people, created by a year and a half of trauma-based mind control plus Stockholm Syndrome.

Reaching them will take compassion and the skill set of a cult deprogrammer.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 08, 2021 11:25 AM (oF9jz)

399 Thomas was Yale.

=================
yes, but his undergrad degree is from Holy Cross (if memory serves). He at least has a mix of educational backgrounds, meaning not entirely Harvard-Yale-Princeton.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 08, 2021 11:25 AM (Zny85)

400 101 96 Midvale School for the Gifted is my favorite.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2021 10:22 AM (Rvt8

Me, too.
Posted by: m

I liked Beware of Doug the most I think.

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops at June 08, 2021 11:26 AM (kfcYC)

401 ...for those who can be reached.

Lifeguards know that drowning people may drag them under, too.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 08, 2021 11:28 AM (oF9jz)

402 201 Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to
LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays"
http://hill.cm/XLqWxX5

Considering Chik-Fil-A's CEO said whites need to shine blacks' shoes, I don't give a fuck if that company goes bankrupt.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I haven't bought anything from Chic fil a in over two years.

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops at June 08, 2021 11:29 AM (kfcYC)

403 Caveman point to a Stegosaurus tail on an easel. "This here gentlemen is the Thagorizer. I honor of our late friend Thag who said: What's that for?"

Posted by: Paladin at June 08, 2021 11:36 AM (7hzzD)

404 This 'birthing people' moniker is not acceptable to me. My wife is 74 years old and is a long way from being a 'birthing person'. I demand that the use of this term for Women be banned, and those who use it be cancelled.

Posted by: Timothy j Pruett at June 08, 2021 11:50 AM (V4CGq)

405 My mantra since 2008 has been "Reality always wins, eventually." 2020-2021 really making it hard to continue to believe that it's true...

Posted by: BetaPhi at June 08, 2021 12:11 PM (hGNrS)

406 And just like that, women are erased from reality (except when checking the box is necessary) Remember when it was just about "equal rights" and people said "But they're asking for special rights" and the left all laughed and said no way?

Posted by: Midlandia at June 08, 2021 03:50 PM (x5dTf)

407
Did somebody mention "Jonestown"? Heh, was reading a bio of jim jones, and it talked about a party with all the SF bigwigs there....loved the section about JJ deep in discussion with...
Commie-La....and willie, too.

Posted by: Midlandia at June 08, 2021 03:53 PM (x5dTf)

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