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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Winslow Homer
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: stumck at June 15, 2021 08:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 08:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Roseanne Barr at June 15, 2021 08:31 AM (+S1Fy)
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 08:31 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 15, 2021 08:31 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 15, 2021 08:32 AM (VPogc)
Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2021 08:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 15, 2021 08:32 AM (js0ry)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2021 08:32 AM (qknPi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at June 15, 2021 08:32 AM (hOUT3)
My father was part of a Snap the Whip at a roller skating rink when he was young. He got snapped, flew off and fell down a flight of stairs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2021 08:32 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 15, 2021 08:33 AM (js0ry)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2021 08:33 AM (uwc6D)
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 08:33 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2021 08:33 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: huerfano at June 15, 2021 08:33 AM (DzhEB)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2021 08:33 AM (NpAcC)
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it
Posted by: Devolution at June 15, 2021 08:33 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2021 08:33 AM (uwc6D)
So did we!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2021 08:34 AM (Q9lwr)
So was Red Rover.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 08:34 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 15, 2021 08:34 AM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 08:34 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: red speck at June 15, 2021 08:34 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 08:35 AM (U1eOr)
Love Homer but I always get confused whether he is Homer Winslow or Winslow Homer. I am a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Puddin Head
Well, Homer Simpson is not in your mix ... yet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 08:35 AM (pNxlR)
That game will get you flung. Now do Red Rover.
Posted by: huerfano at June 15, 2021 08:33 AM (DzhEB)
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My brother got called over in Red Rover, broke through and slammed head first into the basement wall. Knocked him out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2021 08:35 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 08:35 AM (/XOcP)
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And twerking in the streets.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 08:35 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Roller Derby FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 08:36 AM (T2Zv1)
Our scouts will play Red Rover from time to time. They're cutthroats about it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 08:36 AM (pNxlR)
I'd give anything to return to a day when kids spent their time playing Crack the Whip rather than scrolling through the latest stream of mind-numbing TikToks.
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The days when mothers would say, "Go out and play. I don't want to see you until dinner."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2021 08:36 AM (mht8P)
So was Red Rover
Red Light, Hopscotch and Mother, May I, too.
Good times.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 08:37 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Winslow Homer > Homer Winslow > Winslow Arizona
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 08:37 AM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 15, 2021 08:37 AM (w9Wax)
Come home when the streetlights come on.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2021 08:37 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2021 08:38 AM (NpAcC)
Our scouts will play Red Rover from time to time. They're cutthroats about it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 08:36 AM (pNxlR)
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Capture The Flag
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2021 08:38 AM (mht8P)
that would be me at far left; just substitute concrete sidewalk for open field
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 08:38 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 08:38 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 15, 2021 08:38 AM (BU+R0)
The one that fell... he's on his own.
Posted by: 496
The young Ned Beatty.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 08:38 AM (T2Zv1)
Kansas or Nebraska in the summer?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Nope.
Upper Midwest, or no place at all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 08:38 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 08:39 AM (pNxlR)
Apparently not.
I bet they do not know who is important on the stage, either.
Posted by: fluffy at June 15, 2021 08:39 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 15, 2021 08:40 AM (dfRN6)
Come home when the streetlights come on.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
I have often (well a couple of times) wondered how far north the mothers could give this instruction and have the children home before midnight...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 15, 2021 08:40 AM (BU+R0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 08:40 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Blor-Utar, from Zimtok-5 at June 15, 2021 08:40 AM (xxG/v)
I find the lack of womyn, trangendered and BIPOC in this painting offensive. Cancel and burn
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2021 08:41 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 08:41 AM (Jsjd7)
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D'oh!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 08:41 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 15, 2021 08:41 AM (rB4m/)
Posted by: devo art critics at June 15, 2021 08:41 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2021 08:41 AM (YxVzA)
Posted by: Ziba at June 15, 2021 08:41 AM (S1hrL)
It is a little bit odd that nearly all of them are looking off to the left rather than more randomly.
Odd, that is, until you are told that otters had been spotted in the stream just out of the picture on the left and, well, you know otters.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 08:42 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: zombie winslow homer at June 15, 2021 08:42 AM (UHVv4)
Good times.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021
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There was a TV-movie with Tori Spelling some years ago, entitled Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? One wonders what title they rejected as being less adroit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 08:42 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
St. Louis circa 1975 - 8:47 pm Central.
Depending on your definition of "on".
Just came on, warming up, or full nighttime brightness.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 08:43 AM (T2Zv1)
The Circuit, using an electric fence or an electric fly zapper.
Growing up in Alabama, we played those types of games as well. "See how long you can hold the bare wires" and "Pee on the electrified cattle fence."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 08:43 AM (HaL55)
When we take the gKids out for "adventures", we turn them over to their parents well exercised and tired. They sleep well that night.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 08:43 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2021 08:43 AM (qknPi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2021 08:44 AM (NT1XQ)
Posted by: KBUM - we're on your side! at June 15, 2021 08:44 AM (aT2Eg)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2021 08:44 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 08:44 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
I have often (well a couple of times) wondered how far north the mothers could give this instruction and have the children home before midnight...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 15, 2021
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The closer you live to the Arctic Circle, the longer the day in summer. Gave the Norwegians and Swedes plenty of free time away from their kids, no doubt.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 08:44 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2021 08:45 AM (UHVv4)
This image of youngsters on a farm looks bucolic and idyllic, but it is anything but. These children are fleeing the sweatshop pictured behind them, escaping their imposed child labor conditions. The taskmaster at the rear of the column - one of only two people with shoes - is trying to interrupt the laborers' escape. The leader of the uprising has fallen to the firmament, to be abandoned by those he helped to free after he stumbled.
This is not a joyful slice of life. This portrays the interrupted escape of indentured children at the hands of greedy robber baron capitalists who held them bound to a sweatshop. Even if they manage to escape, they will find only more of the same in the polluted, dangerous, impoverished industrial cities where they land.
This was a dark time, efforts to make it appear bucolic notwithstanding.
Posted by: Your Kid's Art History Professor at June 15, 2021 08:45 AM (Jsjd7)
Starts to get light out well before 5am.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 08:45 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 15, 2021 08:45 AM (KATBx)
But, for some reason I thought Homer did scenes from the ocean.
Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2021 08:45 AM (88xKn)
what you did was, you stick the crabapple on the end of a willow switch, and with a whipping motion you launch it at the enemy
good times
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 08:45 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 08:45 AM (o2MD2)
Sister Zoot has no part in bucolic art of the childhood joys of our lost America.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 08:46 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 15, 2021 08:46 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2021 08:37 AM (yQpMk)
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This doesn't work for British children. The sun never sets for British children.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 08:46 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: red speck at June 15, 2021 08:34 AM (gS3OW)
If your kids are addicted to TikTok, it's too late, man. They already belong to the State.
Posted by: nobody at June 15, 2021 08:46 AM (BXRNU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 08:46 AM (u82oZ)
We called it "parachuting."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 08:47 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: fluffy at June 15, 2021 08:47 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2021 08:32 AM (mht8P)
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Stairs at a skating rink? Going down?
At least he didn't fly through the open window or find the abandoned elevator shaft.
Good grief.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 08:48 AM (ohOLP)
He did some great ocean scenes.
Posted by: fluffy at June 15, 2021 08:48 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2021 08:32 AM
Hah, my sister got snapped and flew into the wall and chipped her front tooth! After many years of sitting empty, the skating rink has been repurposed into an antiques mall. Every time I go, I say a little mea culpa when I walk past that section of the wall.
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 15, 2021 08:48 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 08:48 AM (HaL55)
good times
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 08:45 AM (iTXRQ)
We did that, but aimed them at the horses in the pasture next door. We were shitty kids. I genuinely have much to apologize for.
Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 08:49 AM (U1eOr)
You do this a little too well.
Posted by: fluffy at June 15, 2021 08:47 AM
The better you know your enemy, the easier it is to piddle on his shoes.
- Shih Tzu
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 08:49 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: red speck at June 15, 2021 08:34 AM (gS3OW)
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I'm not that old, but when I was a kid I had a year that I describe as my "feral summer." We had acreage at that time, much of it wooded and on a mountain. I asked my parents if I could hike up to our campsite and stay there. My dad agreed - and my mom went along with it - so long as I came back home at least once a day to check in. If I didn't, they'd come looking for me.
I spent most of that summer camping. I was maybe 10 or 11. It was awesome. I imagine it would be child endangerment now (hell, it probably was then).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 08:49 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 15, 2021 08:49 AM (rB4m/)
They say I did six complete summersaults atop the water before sinking. They were kind enough to drag me back into the boat for eventual revival.
Posted by: From that time at June 15, 2021 08:49 AM (4780s)
We called it "parachuting."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 08:47 AM (3H9h1)
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Same.
We also used to throw dirt clods at each other.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 08:50 AM (ohOLP)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 08:50 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2021 08:50 AM (NT1XQ)
They say I did six complete summersaults atop the water before sinking. They were kind enough to drag me back into the boat for eventual revival.
Posted by: From that time at June 15, 2021 08:49 AM (4780s)
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Yowza.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 08:50 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
You'd think the birth rate would be higher!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 15, 2021 08:50 AM (BU+R0)
*fistbump* Methinks Chi-Chi's kid has gradiated kollidge.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 08:48 AM (HaL55)
Chi-Chi Rod-ri-gweyez?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 08:50 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Or DID she
Those kids aren't the result of parthenogenesis...
Posted by: KBUM - we're on your side! at June 15, 2021 08:51 AM (aT2Eg)
Good grief.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 08:48 AM (ohOLP)
He we used to play in abandoned Bauxite pits.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 08:51 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 08:50 AM (iTXRQ)
Too much inertia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 08:51 AM (csEWM)
We called it "parachuting."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021
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My summers were spent in the city, in a "slave quarter" apartment around a patio, going to the public library a mile away or the downtown shopping and movie district a little closer, or (when I was younger) traipsing with my mother and brother to one of 3-4 local small groceries. We'd stop at one of the drugstores, I'd get the latest Superman or Jimmy Olsen or Batman comic, and I'd be set.
Things like parks and lakes and woods were outside my ken. (And my barbie, but that's a story for yet another day.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 08:52 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: zmdavid at June 15, 2021 08:52 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 15, 2021 08:52 AM (hYqgF)
Heh, his kid is prolly on the PGA tour, which I'd know if I followed golf a little more than I do.
Chi-Chi of the Quivering Lip. Destined to take the place of Hadji the muslim comic in your mythology.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 08:53 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
You'd think the birth rate would be higher!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 15, 2021
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Perhaps the Scandis pioneered oral sex as birth control. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 08:53 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 08:53 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 08:53 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 08:53 AM (9VFzC)
Posted by: Paladin at June 15, 2021 08:53 AM (7hzzD)
"And uh, I've said before and I apologize for the - Oh, I didn't Jake Sullivan from the State Department [inaudible]. I'm leaving out a lot of people here I apologize. I'm going to get in trouble. But, anyway, we'll get back to that. But um we um you know..."
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yhdeau44
What's with the always "I'm going to get in trouble..." line? Can you imagine Trump EVER saying that!
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2021 08:53 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: DB
"Red rover red rover, send fatty on over!"
"Um, you'll have to be more specific!"
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 08:53 AM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 08:53 AM (/XOcP)
Down the throat no baby to suppoat!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 08:54 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 15, 2021 08:54 AM (AHq56)
This was possibly a contemporaneous image when Homer painted it. Now the strong sense of nostalgia, and a sense of lost boyhood, makes it even more precious.
I'm old enough to remember summer days like this and sad that they are a rarity these days. I am really torn between smiling and rage at the loss.
Posted by: JTB at June 15, 2021 08:54 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2021
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Or *any* American president prior to 2008-2016. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 08:54 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021
Same - striped maples work great for that. We'd run and launch off the top of beach hill (similar in shape/height to the hills leading up from D-Day beaches - climbable, but it took some work). On the way down we'd grab the top of a silver maple and it would gently deposit us about halfway down the hill. I'd like to do it again, but I was about 100 pounds lighter back then.
Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 08:55 AM (U1eOr)
Geez, I've heard that song a hundred times and never realized that was the line. I somehow heard it as "when the feeling comes along"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 08:55 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Paladin at June 15, 2021 08:53 AM (7hzzD)
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Heh. But also why you - and every other kid - survived. It's a good thing that kids are indestructible. I had a pretty tame childhood and I managed to accumulate some injuries - mostly soft tissue, in my case - that would thrust me into months of abject misery and possibly traction if they happened to me today...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 08:55 AM (Jsjd7)
Eric Clapton lost the use of his hands after second COVID-19 jab
https://tinyurl.com/3bakve86
He spoke out. Now he's being attacked and losing friends. Insane.
"I would try to reach out to fellow musicians and sometimes I just don't hear from them anymore. My phone doesn't ring very often. I don't get that many texts and emails anymore," Eric told Oracle Films. He is experiencing Cancel Culture for doing nothing more than sharing his experience after being injected with the alleged vaccine.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 08:55 AM (9VFzC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 08:55 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 08:51 AM (yrol0)
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Yep. The camp I worked at had a regular thing where we went to a sand pit. And just ran and jumped off the edge.
The angle of the sand was gentle enough that the landing was generally survivable. Things got sporty when the counselors started throwing kids off the edge.
After a couple broken arms they eventually stopped going. But I loved the sand pits.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 15, 2021 08:56 AM (ohOLP)
I remember playing Crack The Whip, Smear the Queer, and Dodgeball. Recess was a bloodbath!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 15, 2021 08:56 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Uhhhh, no...
Posted by: Reindeer Fucker at June 15, 2021 08:56 AM (aT2Eg)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 15, 2021 08:54 AM (AHq56)
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HAHAHAHA. The best part? YouTube gave me a preroll ad for MasterClass...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 08:56 AM (Jsjd7)
What's with the always "I'm going to get in trouble..." line?
this tells me that Uncle Joe is always being coached on his behavior by his handlers
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 08:54 AM (yrol0)
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You shoulda socked this as Johnny Cochran...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM (qknPi)
this tells me that Uncle Joe is always being coached on his behavior by his handlers
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM (iTXRQ)
Dr. Jill is a dominatrix.
You cannot unpicture this now.
Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2021 08:58 AM (w2z2p)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 08:58 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 08:55 AM (o2MD2)
That sounds like tons of fun from days of yore!
Reminds me of the old prank of sitting under the boardwalk and pushing a dollar bill up through the space between 2 boards.
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 08:58 AM (mZUr4)
https://tinyurl.com/3bakve86 . . .
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021
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Do we have any established numbers on how many people have died after getting this not-vax? I've read as many as 25,000 worldwide, but I don't know how verified that is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 08:58 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM (LvTSG)
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What's to discuss? This is an unassailable fact-based position.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM (Bmy3R)
I step on a stick while running and the stick moved. It was a little black water snake. I found out I could scream, jump and shit at the same time.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021
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No discussion necessary. 'Tis obvious.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (/XOcP)
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM (LvTSG)
Well, she has a nicer rack and ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (csEWM)
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Internets post a ton of fake crap.
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (dyShS)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 15, 2021 08:32 AM (js0ry)
Prong.
Can't go wrong.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Variety
@Variety
Lin-Manuel Miranda Addresses Lack of Afro-Latino Representation in 'In the Heights': 'We Fell Short'
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Apparently, they were making fun of midgets, too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 15, 2021 08:56 AM (Dc2NZ)
Smear the Queer LOL - yep, we played that one.
We called dodgeball "warball" which would trigger the hell out of snowflakes today. I mean, that was the official name, even in school where it was a required part of gym! It would say "warball" on the gym schedule and that's what the gym teachers called it too.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (Bmy3R)
He thinks it's "cute" and "endearing." All part of his "good ol' Joe from Scranton" shineola that he's been skating on for decades now.
Posted by: oddbob at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (nfrXX)
WE whine and do nothing. No march, no f'ing protests to this shit. Why the f**k bitch about the GOP as if them doing nothing should be a surprise.
***
We have laws and representatives to act in our place specifically for this reason. We (foolishly) expect the law to be honored and enforced, and cling to the outdated silliness that it still means what it did prior to 9/11. We are still reeling at the understanding that not only do our votes mean nothing, but our representation means nothing, and laws are enforced differently in the US depending on your political sensibilities and who you donated money to.
The "something" we can do is horrible, and I hope and pray it never comes to that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 09:00 AM (S9l8l)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 09:00 AM (dyShS)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 09:00 AM (yrol0)
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM (LvTSG)
++++
What's to discuss? This is an unassailable fact-based position.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (Jsjd7)
==========
I have measured the facets regarding both, and I have come to my objective thesis supported by relevant supports.
I come to this unbiased conclusion. Case closed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)
Must have been a lot of erosion when I saw it as an adult. Not nearly as high and steep.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:00 AM (u82oZ)
Dirt clods are the best!
Those and goose eggs, which actually hurt a bit........Or fencing with ripe zucchini. ...
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (mZOHK)
https://tinyurl.com/3bakve86
He spoke out. Now he's being attacked and losing friends. Insane.
People need to reassess word meanings. Those weren't "friends".
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (BXRNU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (/XOcP)
++++
Oh, man. My kingdom for a "T"
It would have taken that line up to epic proportions...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 15, 2021 08:32 AM (js0ry)
Prong.
Can't go wrong.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Love the guitar in dat song.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (qknPi)
Variety
@Variety
Lin-Manuel Miranda Addresses Lack of Afro-Latino Representation in 'In the Heights': 'We Fell Short'
Apparently, they were making fun of midgets, too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (d9FiS)
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He valorized white men in Hamilton and disrespected the black community in In the Heights. Miranda must be canceled.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (LvTSG)
@ggreenwald
Here are the videos of the two segments in which Jon Stewart -- the first guest on Stephen Colbert's return to in-person studio -- used his entire time to insist that COVID came from the Wuhan lab, not naturally, while mocking those who don't believe this
https://tinyurl.com/ydqzxtas
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moonbeam at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2021 08:53 AM (cF8AT)
***
It's accidental. He's admitting something important there, but no one dare investigate or journal it. Remember the "I don't even know what I'm signing" EO and the "Just f*cking sign it, old man!" response?
That.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (S9l8l)
In other words, 100k SJW jobs have just opened up where white straight men need not apply.
But we are still fully onboard with tax cuts for mihJobCreators right? Cuz Adam Smith and stuff.
Oh and the CEO of pwc also need a massive tax cut on his personal income tax so he can buy a $3M yacht which will provide jobs for yacht builders. I remember our betters at NR constantly limping that as an example for low taxes on the ultra rich.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:02 AM (zsmwc)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2021 09:02 AM (UHVv4)
He thinks it's "cute" and "endearing." All part of his "good ol' Joe from Scranton" shineola that he's been skating on for decades now.
Posted by: oddbob at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (nfrXX)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:02 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 15, 2021 08:56 AM (Dc2NZ)
Smear the Queer LOL - yep, we played that one.
We called dodgeball "warball" which would trigger the hell out of
snowflakes today. I mean, that was the official name, even in school
where it was a required part of gym! It would say "warball" on the gym
schedule and that's what the gym teachers called it too.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (Bmy3R)Chipped a tooth in dodgeball......Pile On The Rabbit was always good...
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 09:02 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (T2Zv1)
Wait till you find out online friends are not friends either.
Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 09:02 AM (BXRNU)
@ggreenwald
Here are the videos of the two segments in which Jon Stewart -- the first guest on Stephen Colbert's return to in-person studio -- used his entire time to insist that COVID came from the Wuhan lab, not naturally, while mocking those who don't believe this
https://tinyurl.com/ydqzxtas
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2021 09:01 AM (cF8AT)
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Would have been nice last year.
At least China should demand Stewarts cancelation. I do look forward to Colberts meek apology, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 09:02 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)
This one was big, but they are non-venomous. I had kept getting off the bike wherever the stream had flooded a few inches on the trail. Snow from high up in The Rockies is still coming down, nice and icy cold, and it felt SO good to get out and stand in it, in the almost-100 degree heat. But glad I didn't run into a snake with my feet bare!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 09:03 AM (Bmy3R)
***
I dread finding out why they're repositioning themselves.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Who would have imagined that Karmella stutters like Slipfoot, too? at June 15, 2021 09:03 AM (S9l8l)
If you took the jab and got run over by a beer truck, you died from the vaccine.
That's the EXACT same way they counted Covid deaths.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:03 AM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 09:03 AM (dyShS)
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM (LvTSG)
++++
What's to discuss? This is an unassailable fact-based position.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021
***
ScarJo as dominatrix vs. Jill Biden as dom--
Never mind. I can't even finish typing it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 09:04 AM (/XOcP)
In other words, 100k SJW jobs have just opened up where white straight men need not apply. ...
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:02 AM (zsmwc)
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100k SJW jobs that will perform analysis and direct astounding amounts of money to SJW-aligned businesses - and for which white men need not apply...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:04 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 09:04 AM (o5N6D)
Posted by: Colin at June 15, 2021 09:04 AM (6LcOA)
-
Over time it will be 100%.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 09:05 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 08:58 AM (/XOcP)
Keeps rising. But remember - only about 1 percent are reporting. I saw an interview with a nurse yesterday who said there is much resistance for them to report any problems with the vaccine. And a mother who lost a child recently from it saying they had to push the doctor to report it. That it was going on deaf ears. They did not want any parent to go through this. She did not know this could happen. They simply are not telling anyone. It's all being hidden.
May 17, 2021
Why Are Media Ignoring Data Showing Massive COVID-19 Vaccine Death Spike?
https://tinyurl.com/u6ytx7ze
American Thinker
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:05 AM (9VFzC)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:05 AM (zsmwc)
If you took the jab and got run over by a beer truck, you died from the vaccine.
That's the EXACT same way they counted Covid deaths.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021
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But they are trying to *hide* the death numbers, I'd suppose. They'd say, "He was vaccinated, but the truck killed him, not a vaccine death!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 09:05 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2021 09:05 AM (k39e/)
want enough external drying to assure structural integrity, but enough
residual moisture to ensure a middle with a pudding-like consistency on
impact.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 09:04 AM (o5N6D)
Good for skipping across the water.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 09:05 AM (mZOHK)
That's the EXACT same way they counted Covid deaths.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:03 AM (T2Zv1)
Yup....the exact number of deaths from the China Flu Scam will never be known.
Another part of a well executed psyop.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2021 09:06 AM (YxVzA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)
++++
Some animals - including all of the great apes and humans - have hardwired snake-detection circuitry in the brain. You see a snake and react before you even realize you saw it. I learned about this *long* after I experienced it.
In college, my girlfriend lived in a basement apartment in a horrible building. She broke lease and moved, and I helped her move. I was picking up a box from her closet and the next thing I knew I was standing on her bed. She asked me what happened. I looked around, saw that I had moved, but had no memory as to how I got there. I responded, "I don't know."
Then I saw a snake slither out of a seam in the carpet in the closet, right by the box I had dropped. That detection circuitry works extremely well in my brain, I guess...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:06 AM (Jsjd7)
That's the EXACT same way they counted Covid deaths.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:03 AM (T2Zv1)
most are dying within 24 to 48 hours after the 2nd jab I think I read.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:07 AM (9VFzC)
I downloaded the VAERS database and counted a few weeks ago (wife was skeptical). It was 4000+ US deaths then. This had been reported at the time and the media was claiming 800 ( or zero, CNN ).
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 15, 2021 09:08 AM (AHq56)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 08:58 AM (mZOHK)
I think that's a lil' red one room schoolhouse.
Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2021 09:08 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 08:54 AM (yrol0)
++++
You shoulda socked this as Johnny Cochran...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 08:57 AM
Willie Brown
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (m+jkK)
Is that 25k mostly people in their 80s? Then yeah people in their 80s do die. Or is it people in their 20s and 30s? Context like that matters here.
Throwing out raw numbers is like the left was counting homicide victims with the Rona as Rona deaths.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (zsmwc)
Restoring confidence in our elections is going to be impossible as long as Fulton County's elections leadership continues to fail the voters of Fulton County and the voters of Georgia. They need new leadership to step up and take charge.
New revelations that Fulton County is unable to produce all ballot drop box transfer documents will be investigated thoroughly, as we have with other counties that failed to follow Georgia rules and regulations regarding drop boxes. This cannot continue.
https://tinyurl.com/yjb859jl
Well you're right on top of things Brad....idiot.
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Colin at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (6LcOA)
Very sad. And it makes the kids more biddable and soft.
Here in Kansas, dodge ball is alive and well. Even today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
That's why I'll accept any large number someone comes up with. Because that's how we got 600,000+ covid deaths.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Your Kid's Art History Professor at June 15, 2021 08:45 AM (Jsjd7)
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Go away, you poser! I mean, how can any self-respecting Art History Professor fail to acknowledge the lack of diversity in the painting?!
Posted by: Your Kid's Truly Woke Art History Professor at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (CAJOC)
How many people who didn't get the job died within 48 hours of not getting it?
Uneducatable, we are...
Posted by: Adoy at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (Es1NX)
the death graph from the CDC numbers is making its rounds
it's creepy. Like 0-60 in a very short time.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (9VFzC)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 09:10 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 08:55 AM (9VFzC)
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Not permanently, he said for two weeks his hands and feet were numb or in pain. It was the AstraZeneca vaccine.
Posted by: zmdavid at June 15, 2021 09:10 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:03 AM (T2Zv1)
That's a good thing to keep in mind. Excellent point.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 15, 2021 09:10 AM (Bmy3R)
The mom was not wearing a mask. The girl was.
That may be one of the saddest sights I saw that day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:10 AM (csEWM)
No telling what was in the water, but suffice to say I'm probably immune to COVID.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2021 09:10 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Your Kid's Truly Woke Art History Professor at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (CAJOC)
++++
Hehehehe. Brilliant. I couldn't have juxtaposed the classical Marxist academic with the new-school Maoist academic any better.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:10 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 09:10 AM (dyShS)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 09:03 AM (dyShS)
THIS. Not only blaming Trump, but also setting up the stage to put him in jail for what Obama & Fauci did.
Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 09:10 AM (BXRNU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 09:11 AM (d9FiS)
We're approaching that point where a decision will be forced upon us: do you enjoy this Maoist Marxism that's being forced upon us? Is this Karen Kancel Kulture a good thing, especially when your life can be destroyed because you spoke your mind in innocence, when this was quite rare just a few years ago?
Do you miss being free like those kids in this art?
We can and should take our lives back. Our enemies are not going to stop on their own because it's not in their nature to do so. What choice have they left us?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 09:11 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 09:11 AM (4I/2K)
* there are rules (guidelines).
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 15, 2021 09:11 AM (AHq56)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 09:11 AM (o5N6D)
No you don't. It's no different than people dying from covid. How do you think we got 600,000+ deaths?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:11 AM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (T2Zv1)
I keep hearing "but he was so healthy"
My husband's uncle just had a heart attack. "But he was so healthy and in such good shape..."
The worst is the children getting heart attacks. Try to explain that one. Young kids getting heart attacks.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:11 AM (9VFzC)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:11 AM (zsmwc)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 15, 2021 09:12 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 09:12 AM (o5N6D)
I downloaded the VAERS database and counted a few weeks ago (wife was skeptical). It was 4000+ US deaths then. This had been reported at the time and the media was claiming 800 ( or zero, CNN ).
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 15, 2021
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And if that is only 10% of the real total . . .
This thing is way overdue to be yanked from the market. Normally 50 deaths is enough for the FDA to pull a treatment of vaccine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 09:12 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (zsmwc)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:11 AM (zsmwc)
========
I'm gonna send money now for the GOP to fight the radical agenda of Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (LvTSG)
Naomi Sayers, Lawyer
@kwetoday
unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is do #SexWork on the side because your early career prospects will be unstable, unpredictable, low pay, likely contract work and very much exploitative.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 09:10 AM (dyShS)
see American Thinker article I linked above.
It has it in it.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (9VFzC)
Playing the careful, cool, calculated Conservative has got the Right where they are now. Play for the shock value, if thats what it takes to stop this mandatory mRNA thing in its tracks.
Posted by: East of Omaha at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (uVmqw)
After the vaccine?
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (dyShS)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:09 AM (nfrXX)
You're not my supervisor!
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (csEWM)
Always fun initiating kids into the hood that weren't familiar with living out in the wilderness and convincing them that the little round crusty "pellets" on the ground were "smart pills" and that they should try a few.
Hard to hold back the laughs watching someone pop a few pieces of rabbit shit in their mouth.
Posted by: JROD at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (0jZnq)
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/eric-clapton-
disastrous-vaccine-propaganda-1170264/
Posted by: zmdavid at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 09:12 AM (o5N6D)
++++
A combination of being useful and being necessary. This isn't atypical. There are lies and prevarication and great progress made during the time of lies. Then there is a regrouping as the seams start to split and things start to leak out.
When that regrouping happens, there are two choices: crack down harder and more violently, or spin it as "some things were wrong but overall we were right and proper and what we did worked." This allows you to maintain some credibility and general cooperation if you pull it off. Cracking down is expensive, dangerous and high-risk.
I suspect they're going for door #2.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (Jsjd7)
We live in the movie "The Lives of Others".
Hint: it doesn't have a happy ending.
Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (BXRNU)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 08:58 AM (mZOHK)
I think that's a lil' red one room schoolhouse.
Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2021 09:08 AM (AwYPR)
Miss Crabtree. Sigh.
Posted by: Our Gang at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (4I/2K)
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Because selling your body to strangers isn't exploitative at all.
GFY you evil bitch.
Posted by: Guzalot at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (prSvo)
Posted by: East of Omaha
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (Ez6QX)
Did Archer stay good or not? Last season I saw was the cocaine season. Archer Vice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (nfrXX)
It is likely closer to 100%. The rules are long-established and death is one of the compulsory criteria. CNN claimed it was all hearsay but most of the reports are detailed and submitted by the attending physician.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (AHq56)
every major outlet attacked him
just search "Eric Clapton vaccine"
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:15 AM (9VFzC)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 15, 2021 09:15 AM (6mvRv)
unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is do #SexWork on the side because your early career prospects will be unstable, unpredictable, low pay, likely contract work and very much exploitative.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (d9FiS)
++++
This is meant to be ironic, right? This is sarcasm to make a point, right?
RIGHT?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:15 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 08:59 AM (yrol0)
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Read on a cop forum where officers placed a dead snake on the driver's side floor board in the squad car of a chap that was deathly afraid of snakes. To their horror, he opened the door, saw the snake, unloaded his Glock totaling the squad car. Don't know if it is true but a great story anyway.
Posted by: dingbat at June 15, 2021 09:15 AM (rNXR7)
That may be one of the saddest sights I saw that day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:10 AM (csEWM)
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Well, not really surprising. I see it here quite a bit. At least for us, the latest edicts from on high dictate that vaccinated folk need not mask, but the un-vaccinated do. And last I saw (though that may have changed recently), kids under 16 aren't able to be vaccinated.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2021 09:16 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (csEWM)
++++
"Vice" was my second-favorite season. "Dreamland" - which came a couple of seasons later, I think - is my favorite overall.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:16 AM (Jsjd7)
and they can't do shit about it. Don't try with Bull snakes, they are
strong and have a mouthful of needles. I learned this by experience.
*makes notes* no tongue when kissing bull snakes. handy safety tip.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 15, 2021 09:16 AM (v3pYe)
Yer a sick bastid.
Posted by: fluffy at June 15, 2021 09:16 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM
Lace Wigs > herbal herpes remedies
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 09:17 AM (m+jkK)
And renting your crotch out as party favors at a frat party isn't exploitative?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:17 AM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 15, 2021 09:16 AM (v3pYe)
+++++
That advice applies equally well to sharks, porcupines and communists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:17 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (csEWM)
Not really. It does have some good moments along the way, though.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 09:17 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:14 AM (csEWM)
++++
"Vice" was my second-favorite season. "Dreamland" - which came a couple of seasons later, I think - is my favorite overall.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:16 AM (Jsjd7)
==========
Nothing beats Cheryl becoming a country singer and Pam doing coke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 09:17 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:17 AM (u82oZ)
I get it they lie, we lie. No problem with that, this is war. But on a personal level Im not freaking out that a small fraction of people who got the vaccine died at some point afterwards.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:17 AM (zsmwc)
Posted by: Mishdog at June 15, 2021 09:18 AM (cqAUI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:18 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 09:17 AM (LvTSG)
++++
There were some actually good musical performances that season. The girl they got to sing Cheryl's parts was good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:18 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 09:17 AM (m+jkK)
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:18 AM (csEWM)
"It's not a passport," Newsom lied.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:18 AM (u82oZ)
++++
See Rule Number One.
See Also: Rule Number One.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (Jsjd7)
After the vaccine?
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (dyShS)
yep and they all seemed nervous (in laws) when discussing... they won't admit it
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (9VFzC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:18 AM (u82oZ)
When they tell you who they are, believe them.
Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (BXRNU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:18 AM
Rule One. Do not stick your dick in crazy.
Communist = cray cray.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (m+jkK)
To be fair, we really have no idea how many of those things are caught on the inbound by the Pixy Dome.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culotte
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One of our games was Russian Shmuck (rush and shmuck?). Ten or twenty kids and a football. Throw said football backwards over your head into a pile of kids. All try to catch it. The one who does tries to run to the furthest end of the field, all other try to "schmuck him". He then throws the ball backwards over his head into the pile of kids. Lather, rinse, repeat. Until the streetlights come on and everyone goes home to supper.
Posted by: From that time at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (4780s)
"It's not a passport," Newsom lied.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
Good. Then it won't need to be carried.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Mishdog at June 15, 2021 09:18 AM (cqAUI)
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Safety Inspector at the local power concern.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (CAJOC)
Of course, all lies. But the sheeple herd moved in their enclosure from one side to the other....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (YxVzA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 09:17 AM (LvTSG)
'Of course I do. I mean, just look at those big bastards!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:20 AM (csEWM)
RIGHT?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
No, and it gets worse.
https://bit.ly/3zvhN88
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 09:20 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 09:20 AM (o5N6D)
But my dogs aren't even gay!
Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2021 09:21 AM (w2z2p)
Naomi Sayers, Lawyer
@kwetoday
unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is do #SexWork on the side because your early career prospects will be unstable, unpredictable, low pay, likely contract work and very much exploitative.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (d9FiS)
25 bucks same as downtown!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 15, 2021 09:21 AM (yrol0)
This just happened at the @Walgreens on Gough & Fell Streets in San Francisco. #NoConsequences
@chesaboudin
https://tinyurl.com/yzsjf9pa
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2021 09:21 AM (cF8AT)
death count is rapidly climbing. CDC now reports 5,888 dead and 329,021
Injuries. This is from the VAERS database where what gets reported can be as low as 1% of what the real numbers are! 13,867 dead and 1,354,336 Injuries in European Database of
Adverse Drug Reactions for COVID-19 Shots.
Posted by: Jolo at June 15, 2021 09:21 AM (ztYXZ)
Posted by: Mishdog at June 15, 2021
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Maybe in Mayberry or Mount Pilot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 09:21 AM (/XOcP)
There might still be a column in New Scientist about how names lead to specific professions. Nominative {something}. Those people have no sense of adventure in their lives. Looking at you ichthyologist Dr. Fish.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:17 AM (zsmwc)
children... middle-aged
all perfectly healthy
We are used to the elderly or very young from getting the flu (not shot), but not death from a vaccine. It is WAY more deaths than any other vaccine or all vaccines combined. Again, read the American Thinker. This is the not the first article that discusses this. The number of deaths have gone way past the threshold of pulling it from use. The numbers are hideous. And they know it
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:22 AM (9VFzC)
Then you are destined to be a victim of incrementalism forever - as long as they always keep their increments just below your level of tolerance.
You don't "freak out" because of the today's increment of tyranny. You freak out when you accept that the increments never stop.
Or you wear the mask. After all, its just a face covering. No big deal.
Posted by: East of Omaha at June 15, 2021 09:22 AM (uVmqw)
But my dogs aren't even gay!
Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2021 09:21 AM (w2z2p)
I respect Ajax too much to ever dress him up in anything- gay or no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:22 AM (csEWM)
Joe Biden arrived just in time to save America from the comedy famine caused by the SJW locusts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 09:23 AM (pfqSb)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:23 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (YxVzA)
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If one were of a conspiratorial nature, it's almost as if DeBlasio and Cuomo were hired by the Chinese to make sure the virus spread throughout America.
Posted by: zmdavid at June 15, 2021 09:23 AM (xqRaG)
But my dogs aren't even gay!
Posted by: blaster at June 15, 2021
***
My two (older, altered) male cats seem to like each other's company a lot, and can be seen grooming each other's heads and necks. When Miss Linda says "Your cat is in the closet," I say, "He's been in the closet for years."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 09:24 AM (/XOcP)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Havent played snap the whip since that time in Berlin.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 09:24 AM (axyOa)
Winslow Homer > Homer Winslow > Winslow Arizona
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 08:37 AM (T2Zv1)
Was there a girl driving by in a flat-bed Ford?
Don't forget Winona
Posted by: E. C. at June 15, 2021 09:24 AM (MHKOK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2021 09:24 AM (vhJuX)
...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 09:13 AM (d9FiS)
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Holy shit, she means it. Good Lord.
@kwetoday
Reminder, if you don't support sex workers, you should just not read what I write.
@kwetoday
And yes, I'm that 18 year old "prostituted girl" that sold / rented her body in high school that everyone has called a cum bucket / human toilet / drug addict / whore / hoe.
No really, I was the 18 year old escort in high school.
The cognitive dissonance of it all is astounding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:25 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: E. C. at June 15, 2021 09:24 AM (MHKOK)
Eh, she's more than 10 miles from my house.
Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 09:25 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mishdog at June 15, 2021
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Maybe in Mayberry or Mount Pilot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 09:21 AM (/XOcP)
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Homer Winslow would be a great name for a baseball player.
Posted by: zmdavid at June 15, 2021 09:25 AM (xqRaG)
Posted by: E. C. at June 15, 2021 09:24 AM (MHKOK)
I can't believe they killed Winona.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Justified not crazy lady at June 15, 2021 09:25 AM (csEWM)
HERE WE ARE: Another Canadian pastor was arrested after a police helicopter found his church's new secret location. He was hauled off to jail in front of his family.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 09:25 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 09:25 AM (HaL55)
Thank you so much for the jokes last night on the ONT. I copied them, and will use them, to the dismay of my wife and friends.
You are a giver. May Sister Zoot bless you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:25 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 09:26 AM (o5N6D)
I especially loved the two-fisted "yeah, me!" gesture after pointing at the South African president. He looked like he had really accomplished something.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:26 AM (nfrXX)
Reminder, if you don't support sex workers, you should just not read what I write.
@kwetoday
And yes, I'm that 18 year old "prostituted girl" that sold / rented her body in high school that everyone has called a cum bucket / human toilet / drug addict / whore / hoe.
No really, I was the 18 year old escort in high school.
The cognitive dissonance of it all is astounding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:25 AM (Jsjd7)
10 years she'll be writing it is dehumanizing, and all the people that took advantage of her need to be publicly shamed and sued for cash for using her. Especially sued for cash.
Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 09:27 AM (Ojki1)
No really, I was the 18 year old escort in high school.
The cognitive dissonance of it all is astounding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:25 AM (Jsjd7)
That is sad. I mean, historically par for the course, but it is one of those things that hits you at the gut level as wrong. A gal who was... friendly in high school is one thing. This is something else entirely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:27 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: zmdavid
Shoeless Homer Winslow threw the 2019 World Series.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:28 AM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:28 AM (zsmwc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 09:29 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:26 AM (nfrXX)
Yeah, that was pathetic. They were laughing at the senile fvck.
Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 09:29 AM (BXRNU)
You are a giver. May Sister Zoot bless you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:25 AM (u82oZ)
I was just copying and pasting. I was the Matt Drudge of comedy last night.
Without the fedora.
Or the ghey.
Or the NeverTrump.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:29 AM (csEWM)
Why is there even a need for sex workers with today's ethical standards? Even the middle school me from the past could get laid in today's world.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:29 AM (u82oZ)
Why stop ? Its no biggy. Certainly less than a few thousand dying from a shot.
Posted by: East of Omaha at June 15, 2021 09:29 AM (uVmqw)
I'd hate to be in Public Health these days. It's Sophie's Choice writ large. Always has been, but some things make it more acute....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 09:29 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:25 AM (Jsjd7)
A body count in the low 5 figures is perfectly healthy.
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 09:30 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:30 AM (zsmwc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:27 AM (csEWM)
I know someone who had a sugar daddy who helped pay her bills, and got a little something on the side from time to time. She saw nothing wrong with this.
Why yes, most her relationships are complete disasters and she is unaware why, how did you guess?
Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 09:30 AM (Ojki1)
@chesaboudin
https://tinyurl.com/yzsjf9pa
Posted by: Tami
Shoplifting is a victimless crime.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 09:30 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:26 AM (
I know. It's unreal, watching this guy. He's just so out of it. The whole thing makes me wonder if I'm in a coma and this is all a bizarre dream.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021 09:30 AM (pfqSb)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 15, 2021 09:31 AM (AHq56)
Posted by: Bete
Check bounced?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 09:31 AM (d9FiS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:29 AM (u82oZ)
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Sort of. For about 25% of men, there are no limits. For about the next 50%, there are some limits but not too many. For the bottom 25%, there is no opportunity whatsoever unless you pay for it. That 25% has a lot of money (in aggregate) and thus represents significant opportunity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:32 AM (Jsjd7)
So, there you have it.
Note that Clapton got the AstraZeneca vaccine, which is a "traditional" vaccine, not the EVIL BILL GATES mRNA 5G VACCINE!!!!!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 09:32 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:30 AM (zsmwc)
The kids are. The guys/gals that like to bang HS do... Ans sure, she started at 18.
EDNKH
Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2021 09:32 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:30 AM (zsmwc)
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I am virtually certain that her clients weren't her fellow students...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:32 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 15, 2021 09:31 AM (d9FiS)
Don't use checks.
Posted by: Jerry Springer at June 15, 2021 09:32 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 09:30 AM (4I/2K)
It actually would be- if the virus had the mortality of smallpox or untreated bubonic plague. Say 30-40% or more. What is the highest mortality that has been reported by the most breathless propagandist? 1.5? 2? The actual is closer to seasonal flu- if not below.
This is the problem: we do not know shit about shit except what we can observe with our own eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:33 AM (csEWM)
You don't pay for the sex. You pay for the hooker to go away afterwards.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 09:33 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: browndog at June 15, 2021 09:33 AM (x8APX)
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 09:30 AM (4I/2K)
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It actually would be- if the virus had the mortality of smallpox or untreated bubonic plague. Say 30-40% or more. What is the highest mortality that has been reported by the most breathless propagandist? 1.5? 2? The actual is closer to seasonal flu- if not below.
This is the problem: we do not know shit about shit except what we can observe with our own eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:33 AM (csEWM)
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I don't think there has ever been a better example of "crossing the streams."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:33 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 09:26 AM (o5N6D)
Nothing is gonna happen, man.
The political class got millions unemployed. The sheep did dick about it.
The political class stole the presidential election. The sheep dud dick about it.
The end. This ain't 1968 when people protested in droves.
This is 2021, the year of "White supremacy is the worst threat to America".
Posted by: Mente de Caca at June 15, 2021 09:34 AM (BXRNU)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2021 09:19 AM (YxVzA)
And the mass graves over on Hart Island.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 15, 2021 09:34 AM (MHKOK)
RIGHT?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:15 AM (Jsjd7
I think she meant to say, "The best thing you can do to destabilize a functioning society and clear the way for a Marxist dictatorship is to ..." a la Frankfort School.
Posted by: Emmie at June 15, 2021 09:34 AM (tcsxg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:34 AM (zsmwc)
Posted by: Hmmm at June 15, 2021 09:35 AM (1AxXm)
Competing at 4pm
Unleashing the inner boy
Posted by: browndog at June 15, 2021 09:33 AM (x8APX[/o]
Godspeed!
Posted by: Emmie at June 15, 2021 09:35 AM (tcsxg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:34 AM (zsmwc)
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This type of whore is called a "Sugar Baby." Her john(s) are the "Sugar Daddy."
Posted by: Prostitute Translation Service at June 15, 2021 09:35 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:35 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 09:35 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:35 AM (zsmwc)
Posted by: Emmie at June 15, 2021 09:35 AM (tcsxg)
There's pretty much always been a distinction between "hooker" and "mistress".
It's like the difference between buying fast food, which serves anyone who walks up to the counter, and having your own personal chef.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 09:35 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:33 AM
And that is by design. Anyone with critical thinking skills should have known from the minute the CDC changed the definition of what constitutes a "case" that we could trust nothing coming from the government.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 15, 2021 09:36 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Winona's Big Brown Beaver at June 15, 2021 09:36 AM (mZUr4)
Are you moved in yet?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:35 AM (u82oZ)
No, but when we do, we expect a visit.
Posted by: Emmie at June 15, 2021 09:36 AM (tcsxg)
Posted by: Jerry Springer
Yeah, but if the new normal is "25 bucks, same as in town" it means you have to make another stop somewhere to break a twenty after hitting the ATM. Soooo inconvenient.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:36 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: JuJuBee at June 15, 2021 09:36 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 09:36 AM (o5N6D)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:36 AM (zsmwc)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:34 AM (zsmwc)
One day my boss and I were walking through the terminal, and he asked me if I had ever noticed that there were more scantily clad women around on Thursdays-Fridays. He told me those were the hookers/strippers heading to Vegas for the weekend. They leave here on Thursday or Friday, make a bunch of money, and come back on Sunday or Monday.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 09:37 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 09:35 AM (4I/2K)
Oh. Sorry.
Shut up, joemannix.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:37 AM (csEWM)
of smallpox or untreated bubonic plague. Say 30-40% or more. What is
the highest mortality that has been reported by the most breathless
propagandist? 1.5? 2? The actual is closer to seasonal flu- if not
below.
This is the problem: we do not know shit about shit except what we can observe with our own eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:33 AM (csEWM)The overall mortality is pretty low. But this thing can turn an old age home into a charnal house. It's not nothing: just look at the excess mortality figures. Don't get me wrong: the social controls and the masking are BS power grabs that have probably given us somewhere around 20-30% of he excess mortality for sure. But this is not a seasonal flu.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 09:37 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:38 AM (u82oZ)
Sugar Daddy is the modern expression used to blurr that line.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 15, 2021 09:38 AM (AHq56)
Posted by: E. C. at June 15, 2021 09:24 AM (MHKOK)
Or me!
Posted by: Winona's Big Brown Beaver at June 15, 2021 09:36 AM (mZUr4)
You know, making the Justified joke got me to remembering: Winona was FAR hotter than the blonde.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:38 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:38 AM (csEWM)
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Natalie Zea is a smoke show.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:39 AM (Jsjd7)
Sugar Daddy is the modern expression used to blurr that line.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 15, 2021 09:38 AM (AHq56)
Dat Blurred Line music video. Yo!
Posted by: Count de Monet, checked in to the Heartbreak Hotel at June 15, 2021 09:40 AM (4I/2K)
known from the minute the CDC changed the definition of what constitutes
a "case" that we could trust nothing coming from the government
Also when they told healthy people to quarantine. When have we ever done something like that before? I certainly don't recall it.
If you contradict yourself (especially in an official medical capacity), you've just shown everyone that you don't know whatever it is you're talking about. That's why I don't follow any food fads. Those change every few months now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 09:40 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 09:37 AM (mZOHK)
That's my point. Think about your risk factors. If you're in a older age group or have a compromised immune system, then the vaccine might well be a net positive.
For everyone else? They are talking about low dosing kids below 14 for fuck's sake! This is not polio or the Spanish Flu. It is insane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:41 AM (csEWM)
If I were inclined to have such a relationship (which I'm not), it would be terminated instantly if she ever called me a "Sugar daddy".
"Mistress", "concubine", or even "kept woman" would be acceptable. Not "Sugar daddy".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 09:41 AM (XGAZE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:42 AM (u82oZ)
All those kids are wearing hats but not shoes.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2021 09:42 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 09:41 AM (XGAZE)
Yeah. No 'Daddy' shit. Instant mood breaker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:42 AM (csEWM)
What about "Chick on the side"?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:42 AM (u82oZ)
I always liked the 'Side Corn' turn of phrase.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:43 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:42 AM (csEWM)
Wtf
Posted by: Big Poppy at June 15, 2021 09:43 AM (1AxXm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:42 AM (csEWM)
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:: pouts ::
How else am I supposed to work out my daddy issues?
Posted by: Sugar Baby at June 15, 2021 09:43 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:38 AM (csEWM)
I wouldn't say FAR hotter. I love me some Natalie Zea (Winona). She gets a slight win over Ava for me. VERY slight margin of victory. I'd equate it to a choice between a million bucks and a million bucks plus a nice bottle of bourbon.
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 09:43 AM (mZUr4)
That would be okay, too.
"Sugar daddy" has pedo/incest overtones that I personally wouldn't care for.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (XGAZE)
There was a Winslow Homer special exhibit at the Cape Ann Museum in Gloucester Fall of 2019 that was excellent. It was paintings from his time living in Gloucester and Maine, and many of the paintings were from private collections, the rest from area museums.
Could look at his work all day.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (o25GB)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (o5N6D)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:39 AM (Jsjd7)
Her husband used to be conservative, but it seems he's gone over to the dark side.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (Ez6QX)
Got to admit Im a little nervous
Posted by: browndog at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (x8APX)
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (Ez6QX)
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Hollywood's a helluva drug.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (uwc6D)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:39 AM (Jsjd7)
I approve this message!
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 09:45 AM (mZUr4)
you're in a older age group or have a compromised immune system, then
the vaccine might well be a net positive.
For everyone else? They are talking about low dosing kids below 14
for fuck's sake! This is not polio or the Spanish Flu. It is insane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:41 AM (csEWM)Yeah....gotta say, it's over the top. The mRNA vaccines are probably the least awful, but I..... If my parents were not still alive, and I didn't do healthcare stuff for a living, I'd roll those dice....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 09:45 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 09:43 AM (mZUr4)
Respectfully disagree. Ava always struck me as too blonde- almost scandi. If it was full skandi, it would be all right, but it is like an uncanny skandi valley.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:46 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: browndog at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (x8APX)
Good luck, browndog!!
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 15, 2021 09:46 AM (Ez6QX)
Cape Ann Museum in Gloucester Fall of 2019 that was excellent. It was
paintings from his time living in Gloucester and Maine, and many of the
paintings were from private collections, the rest from area museums.
Could look at his work all day.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 09:44 AM (bDqIh)
I saw that one! Great exhibit.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 09:46 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Sugar Baby at June 15, 2021 09:43 AM (Jsjd7)
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Not to be confused with "the big guy."
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2021 09:46 AM (o25GB)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:46 AM (zsmwc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:46 AM (csEWM)
Respectfully agree to disagree!
But can we agree that Justified is the best show ever?
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 09:48 AM (mZUr4)
The emotions in a committed relationship make it better.
Otherwise it is a wonderful but empty nothing.
-- paraphrasing Woody Allen in Love and Death.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2021 09:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 09:45 AM (mZOHK)
Agreed. Mom and Dad both got it. Mom the J&J. No adverse reactions so far for either. For them, I completely understand and even approve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:49 AM (csEWM)
idea of fucking someone who 30 minutes earlier had another dick in her
mouth grossed me the fuck out. No thanks.Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 15, 2021 09:46 AM (zsmwc)
Bigot.
Posted by: Treponema pallidum at June 15, 2021 09:49 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2021
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I wondered the same thing from Nov. 2008 to Jan. 2017. A brief period of lucidity followed until Nov. 2016. Now I'm feverish and hallucinating again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 09:49 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 09:48 AM (mZUr4)
Definitely one of the best of the last 20 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:49 AM (csEWM)
Winslow Homer was a master of composition, everything in the painting perfectly placed, exactly where you want it to be. That's a rare gift.
Posted by: troyriser at June 15, 2021 09:50 AM (pYLCQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:49 AM (csEWM)
My mother took the Pfizer. Couldn't walk for days. The pain.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:50 AM (9VFzC)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
Seasonal flu kills 60,000 to 80,000 on it's own. Every year.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:50 AM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:50 AM (9VFzC)
That's tough. Hope she gets to feeling better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:51 AM (csEWM)
No. It's a non-typical / Bad season flu. The numbers don't lie.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 09:52 AM (vSC+M)
This is not the same thing.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:52 AM (9VFzC)
Yes, and it was a one-time exhibit - didn't travel anywhere else. It was one to catch!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2021 09:52 AM (bDqIh)
If you'd had a real father who could've told you the difference between right and wrong, you wouldn't have Daddy issues. Also, you listening to someone who truly loved you might have made a difference, and it still can.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021 09:52 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at June 15, 2021 09:52 AM (HKEfo)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 09:52 AM (vSC+M)
This is not the same thing.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:52 AM (9VFzC)
++++
To be worried, questioning or suspicious of this vaccine is to be universally anti-vax. It, like everything else, is a simple black-and-white distinction now. Shades of gray like, totally last millennium.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2021 09:53 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:50 AM (9VFzC)
That's tough. Hope she gets to feeling better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:51 AM (csEWM)
and the only other person in my family that dared take it, my brother, who is young - Moderna - out for the count for days. Very sick.
This is not normal for vaccines.
All of the vaccines I've taken as a result left me with zero symptoms.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:53 AM (9VFzC)
Totally serious here. I would be interested in hearing more about this. Not getting jabbed is not an option unless I change jobs before 08/01 and I was inclined toward the JJ specifically because it wasn't mRNA.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:53 AM (nfrXX)
How else am I supposed to work out my daddy issues?
Posted by: Sugar Baby at June 15, 2021 09:43 AM
You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/ixu8gaFQgQc
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 09:53 AM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Colin at June 15, 2021 09:53 AM (6LcOA)
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 09:48 AM (mZUr4)
Definitely one of the best of the last 20 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:49 AM (csEWM)
It tops my list by far. I'm on my 4th time watching -- this time with my son who's watching for the first time. Only 2 episodes remain for us. He loves it too. Not sure where it ranks for him. He needs to see the ending - which is flawless IMO.
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 09:53 AM (mZUr4)
My mother took the Pfizer. Couldn't walk for days. The pain.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:50 AM (9VFzC)
I think my dad and step-mom got the Maderna one, or whatever.
Dad had a brain hemorrhage in 06, so he wasn't without medical conditions, however he's had a couple bouts of dementia after the 2nd shot.
He walked out of the bedroom one day, looked at his wife and said "What is this place?" He wasn't satisfied until he looked in every room and checked things for himself.
He's had another episode, but I don't remember details on that one.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 15, 2021 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
If you'd had a real father who could've told you the difference between right and wrong, you wouldn't have Daddy issues. Also, you listening to someone who truly loved you might have made a difference, and it still can.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 15, 2021
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Girls with daddy issues are . . . interesting. That's the word I'm going with. Interesting.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 09:54 AM (/XOcP)
This is not the same thing.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:52 AM (9VFzC)
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Same here.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2021 09:54 AM (o25GB)
Yeah, but if the new normal is "25 bucks, same as in town" it means
you have to make another stop somewhere to break a twenty after hitting
the ATM. Soooo inconvenient.
they don't have change thingies on their belts like the a ampersand w carhops?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 15, 2021 09:55 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 09:55 AM (LvTSG)
You better become a monk if that stuff grosses you out.
Posted by: JROD at June 15, 2021 09:55 AM (0jZnq)
and they know it, as JJ linked I believe when this hit a few days ago
BREAKING: CDC Schedules "Emergency Meeting' On Heart Inflammation Cases In COVID Vaccine Recipients
too many children
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 09:55 AM (9VFzC)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 15, 2021 09:56 AM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: runner at June 15, 2021 09:56 AM (dyShS)
In a typical Flu Season, the Numbers of Cases/Victims are NOT padded the way we watched Covid reports being falsified.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2021 09:56 AM (vSC+M)
you have to make another stop somewhere to break a twenty after hitting
the ATM. Soooo inconvenient.
they don't have change thingies on their belts like the a ampersand w carhops?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 15, 2021 09:55 AM (v3pYe)
The A&W near me is still going. It is a corner strip mall store but has neither drive thru, nor hop. It seems wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 09:57 AM (csEWM)
Fascinating piece about feds likely infiltration and involvement in January 6 operation. Kudos to
@DarrenJBeattie
https://tinyurl.com/yeuw3ud2
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2021 09:57 AM (cF8AT)
Perfect. Looks like the tip of the sword kissed me.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 15, 2021 09:57 AM (rB4m/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 15, 2021 09:55 AM (LvTSG)
The flu didn't happen in 2020 or 2021. Little Italian "doctor" out front shoulda told ya
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 09:57 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2021 09:50 AM (T2Zv1)
Don't remind me. If you work in a hospital, you decrease the risk of your patients dying by about 5-fold by getting all the MDs and nurses vaccinated. But this virus blew through nursing homes like nothing. Like I say, look at the excess mortality, all causes. The spike is impressive. For sure, some of it is due to the social reaction, but not the majority, especially in the early days.
I'm really concerned about the long term effects of the social isolating measures. That shit is really bad for people on the edge. I'm gonna be seeing a ripple effect for a while.
Posted by: Treponema pallidum at June 15, 2021 09:58 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Doof at June 15, 2021 09:57 AM (mZUr4)
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That's because of the wild success and efficacy of masking, lockdown and social-distancing mandates.
Posted by: Fauci at June 15, 2021 09:58 AM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 15, 2021 09:58 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 10:00 AM (mZOHK)
Perfect. Looks like the tip of the sword kissed me.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 15, 2021 09:57 AM (rB4m/)
You're so vain.
Posted by: Carly Simon at June 15, 2021 10:00 AM (4I/2K)
Totally serious here. I would be interested in hearing more about this. Not getting jabbed is not an option unless I change jobs before 08/01 and I was inclined toward the JJ specifically because it wasn't mRNA.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:53 AM (nfrXX)
The problem with these has already been stated who have analyzed the vaccine. The jab is supposed to go into the muscle (you typically get it in the arm) and is NOT supposed to go into the blood stream. But it is. There is something wrong with the formula. That is why the poison is accumulating in women's ovaries and whatnot causing havoc. That is why babies are dying. That is why people are getting kickback from it. It's been pointed out, but we'll see if they fix it. Once you get it, there is no going back.
Posted by: artisanal ette at June 15, 2021 10:01 AM (9VFzC)
Posted by: 496 at June 15, 2021 10:01 AM (U1eOr)
Perfect. Looks like the tip of the sword kissed me.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 15, 2021 09:57 AM (rB4m/)
You're so vain.
Posted by: Carly Simon at June 15, 2021 10:00 AM
I know, right? Probably thinks this thread's about him.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2021 10:01 AM (m+jkK)
Perfect. Looks like the tip of the sword kissed me.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 15, 2021 09:57 AM (rB4m/)
You're so vain.
Posted by: Carly Simon at June 15, 2021
***
And you probably think this comment is about you.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 10:01 AM (/XOcP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 15, 2021 10:01 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 15, 2021 10:01 AM (/XOcP)
'I love Morty
And I hope Morty loves me...'
Posted by: Flu Hatin' Rapper at June 15, 2021 10:02 AM (/+QtN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2021 10:02 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Carly Simon at
I'm only handsome. My body looks like green hamburger meat that was in the sun and then steam rollered.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 15, 2021 10:04 AM (rB4m/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at June 15, 2021 10:07 AM (HKEfo)
hearing more about this. Not getting jabbed is not an option unless I
change jobs before 08/01 and I was inclined toward the JJ specifically
because it wasn't mRNA.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 15, 2021 09:53 AM (nfrXX)
So far the mRNA ones are actually a bit safer. The protein based ones you get this pulse of antigen, and there are two issues with that: the spike protein itself is like a toxin, in that it sets off a response that is damaging. The other is that, like any vaccine, its a big pulse of antigen, so you get a brisk immune response to generate your antibodies, and those antibodies can react with other things in your body, which is sometimes not so great.
With the mRNA based ones, its more like a weak viral infection. Maybe it's less of a big whack of the spike protein all at once. It's an amazing technology.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 10:09 AM (mZOHK)
Ive been having a tough time falling asleep because of twitchy legs. I
lie down on my side and my damn legs jerk - not painfully, but enough to
keep me from falling asleep. It's better if I lay on my back, but I've
never slept on my back so it's not a comfortable position for me. I'll
roll back on my side and the jiggy legs start up again. Anybody else
have this? It's making me crazy.
Posted by: DonnaV at June 15, 2021 10:07 AM (HKEfo)
Not uncommon, but see your MD.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 15, 2021 10:14 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Akua Makana at June 15, 2021 10:16 AM (y8VWj)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 15, 2021 09:44 PM (FLiOE)
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