Mid-Morning Art Thread

St. Isidore of Seville
Bartolome Esteban Murillo

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FART!
(FIRST! + ART!)

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 08:30 AM (U1eOr)

2
Where's the barber?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2021 08:30 AM (s2VJv)

3 Nice staff

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 08:30 AM (U2p+3)

4 Cool hat

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 14, 2021 08:31 AM (iTXRQ)

5 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 08:31 AM (qe5CM)

6 Man books were huge back then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 14, 2021 08:31 AM (z5Vrg)

7 Oh, shit. I did not know that!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 08:31 AM (3NK1c)

8 The saint of funny hats

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2021 08:31 AM (uwc6D)

9 Was he a barber in his spare time, perchance?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 08:31 AM (HaL55)

10 I don't see the One Ring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 08:32 AM (LvTSG)

11 That book requires two hands, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (csEWM)

12 Those clothes look heavy.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk)

13 Got a funny hat....Pope?

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (AwYPR)

14 Bugs Bunny once did a documentary on him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (HaL55)

15 Cool hat
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 14, 2021 08:31 AM (iTXRQ)

It's OK but mine's better

Posted by: Raylan Givens at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (mZUr4)

16 What's the title of the other book?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk)

17 Nice staff

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 08:30 AM (U2p+3)

Not too long?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2021 08:34 AM (Q9lwr)

18 Oh -- he's reading. I thought maybe he was sitting feeling depressed.

What's the Latin on the sign to his right? "De Summo" something?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 08:34 AM (/XOcP)

19 Must be reading the Book of Numbers

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 08:34 AM (U2p+3)

20 Alternate title: St. Isidore the Book Hater abuses the spine of another historically important tome.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 08:34 AM (Fc5rx)

21 Those bastards are going to pay for making me wear this funny hat!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 08:34 AM (d9FiS)

22 Must be some seriously large typeface -- that's an enormous book!

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 08:35 AM (mZUr4)

23 Obligatory Seinfeld reference:

https://youtu.be/9PmWEElulG8

Posted by: The guy who makes obligatory Seinfeld references at June 14, 2021 08:35 AM (jYQlA)

24 What's the title of the other book?

"How to cut children's hair: Chloroform and your small customers."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 08:35 AM (HaL55)

25 Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisci elit, sed eiusmod tempor incidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur. Quis aute iure reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint obcaecat cupiditat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

"Wait, that can't be right."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 08:35 AM (Rvt88)

26 Man, formal clerical dress looks miserable. I wonder if it was that way in part to make big formal events unpleasant so that high clergy would spend more time getting work done than holding formal events.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:35 AM (Jsjd7)

27 >Must be reading the Book of Numbers

The yellow pages?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 14, 2021 08:35 AM (iTXRQ)

28 Not LeBron James.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 14, 2021 08:35 AM (js0ry)

29 In 1947, St. Isadore was proclaimed the patron saint of the National Rural Conference of the United States.

Who knew.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 08:35 AM (45fpk)

30 6 Man books were huge back then.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at June 14, 2021 08:31 AM

Maybe it's because there were no Dollar Trees to buy readers at!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 08:36 AM (qe5CM)

31 What's the title of the other book?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk)

I couldn't find a high-quality image that was big enough to see the spine of the book. That's the downside of my internet searches for art...sometimes great stuff is too small to display nicely. But I like this piece so I went for it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2021 08:36 AM (Q9lwr)

32 Had to look the fellow up. Apparently he invented the period, the comma, and the colon.

I figured periods had been happening for millenia, but I guess they started around 560AD in Cartagena Spain.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 08:36 AM (U1eOr)

33 Books had to be big before the invention of spectacles.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 14, 2021 08:36 AM (n/szn)

34 The detail on his clothing is exquisite.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 08:37 AM (U2p+3)

35 St. Isidore of Seville needs to go to the Barber of Seville for a shave.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2021 08:37 AM (dWwl8)

36 28 Not LeBron James.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 14, 2021 08:35 AM (js0ry)

*pause*

LOL!

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:37 AM (csEWM)

37 Sitting in the waiting area, reading bound back issues of PlayNun, waiting for the Barber of Seville to get around to him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:38 AM (XGAZE)

38 34 The detail on his clothing is exquisite.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 08:37 AM (U2p+3)

I'd like to meet his tailor

Posted by: 2Dogs at June 14, 2021 08:38 AM (2cfUo)

39 Isidore converted the Visigothic Kings of Spain to Catholicism from Arianism

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 08:38 AM (mR6Gs)

40 I'd like to meet his tailor
Posted by: 2Dogs

His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 08:38 AM (Rvt88)

41 Is St. Isidore of Seville the "Cadillac" of saints?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:38 AM (Jsjd7)

42 Alternate Title:

Isidore rues the day his Bookclub assigned Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead as the Book of the Month.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 14, 2021 08:38 AM (PiwSw)

43 28 Not LeBron James.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 14, 2021 08:35 AM

Nice callback!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 14, 2021 08:39 AM (qe5CM)

44 32 Had to look the fellow up. Apparently he invented the period, the comma, and the colon.

I figured periods had been happening for millenia, but I guess they started around 560AD in Cartagena Spain.
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 08:36 AM (U1eOr)

And immediately arguments began on the use of the comma.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:39 AM (csEWM)

45 Oh, Isadore-a
Don't spit on the floor-a
Use the cuspidor-a
That's what's it's-a for-a

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:39 AM (Bmy3R)

46 > I'd like to meet his tailor

This is the Saint of Seville, not the Werewolf of London.

A common mistake. It's the hairy face.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:39 AM (XGAZE)

47 Don't spit on the floor.
Use the cuspidor.
That's what it's for.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:39 AM (/EuRN)

48 Dammit, Guy!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:40 AM (/EuRN)

49 He really could have benefitted from that oh-so 70's convenience known as track lighting!

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 08:40 AM (U1eOr)

50 With a robe that long he'll do a faceplant when he stands up.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 14, 2021 08:40 AM (cSyAR)

51 Found one!

If anyone wants to view a larger version it is available now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2021 08:40 AM (Q9lwr)

52 Om da Babba ub dabil
Beegawo
Beegawo

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 14, 2021 08:40 AM (iTXRQ)

53
Montez, Montoya, Muniz - a limerick

St. Isidore sits in his nook
With a definite melancholy look
But why is he blue?
He's still not halfway through
The Seville metro telephone book!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 08:40 AM (Fc5rx)

54 Okay, that is some SERIOUS Horde Mind action!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 08:40 AM (dfRN6)

55 Morning.

That dude would have an easier time with the book if he put his stick down.

Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2021 08:40 AM (Sq18x)

56 48 Dammit, Guy!

The power of HordeMind!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:41 AM (Bmy3R)

57 Show the Pope this.

Posted by: Ziba at June 14, 2021 08:41 AM (S1hrL)

58 Is this a rejected Book Thread "Who Dis" pic?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 14, 2021 08:42 AM (nfrXX)

59 That lace frill at the bottom of the robe is a nice masculine touch.

And by "masculine" I mean "ghey as a tree full of monkeys".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:42 AM (XGAZE)

60 My father was a barber and he would take me to help clean and maintain the shop. That's when I discovered that he had men's magazines for waiting customers. I assume funny hat guy is "reading" The Big Book of Boobs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM (d9FiS)

61 Some of these Saints lived interesting lives

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM (mR6Gs)

62 I assume funny hat guy is "reading" The Big Book of Boobs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM (d9FiS)

BIG'VNS

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM (/EuRN)

63 The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM (vGJY7)

64 Murillo surprises me. There is a realism or natural look to his paintings that I associate with a later period. I enjoy the way he can capture both serious moments and figures, like today's, as well as the more casual like the domestic scenes he painted. Part of that effectiveness is the way he uses natural light to create shadows and atmosphere. I also appreciate the detail he can convey. It doesn't need a crowded scene but shows in the wrinkles and embroidery in clothing, or the figures' hair, or the pages of a book. I expect to see that in Rembrandt, not a century earlier.

Posted by: JTB at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM (7EjX1)

65 His lips are moving:

"Big A, little a, what begins with A? Aunt Annie's Alligator, A...A...A.

Big B, little b, what begins with B...?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 08:44 AM (Fc5rx)

66 Well, maybe not so bald!

Posted by: Carl Spackler at June 14, 2021 08:44 AM (vGJY7)

67 Ever notice that artistic representations of people sitting look strange? Proportions start to go off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:44 AM (csEWM)

68 Cool hat
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 14, 2021 08:31 AM (iTXRQ)
-----
It's OK but mine's better
Posted by: Raylan Givens at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM

Piker.

Posted by: Gilgamesh Wulfenbach (Eris at least will get that) at June 14, 2021 08:44 AM (nfrXX)

69 When I was a kid, barbershops had 1) nudie mags, 2) "true crime" mags, 3) hunting/fishing/gun mags, 4) sports mags.

They knew their clientele.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:44 AM (XGAZE)

70 61 Some of these Saints lived interesting lives

Yeah, I'm gonna miss it.

Posted by: Drew Brees at June 14, 2021 08:44 AM (2cfUo)

71 "Big A, little a, what begins with A? Aunt Annie's Alligator, A...A...A.

Big B, little b, what begins with B...?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 08:44 AM (Fc5rx)

I love that book.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 08:45 AM (45fpk)

72 67 Ever notice that artistic representations of people sitting look strange? Proportions start to go off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:44 AM (csEWM)

You try sitting on a hard wooden chair for eight hours without getting a little foreshortened.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:45 AM (/EuRN)

73 Is St. Isidore of Seville the "Cadillac" of saints?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:38 AM (Jsjd7)

Sadly, he was but the Chrysler Imperial of Saints.

Notice that his hat's made from rich Corinthian leather.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2021 08:45 AM (dWwl8)

74 St. Isidore sounds like both a learned and kind man:

https://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=58

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 08:45 AM (k39e/)

75 I guess that was a dated and obscure reference...

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 14, 2021 08:46 AM (iTXRQ)

76 > Notice that his hat's made from rich Corinthian leather.

That's Cordoba, not Seville.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:46 AM (XGAZE)

77

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 14, 2021 08:47 AM (K2SnJ)

78 > That's Cordoba, not Seville.

Saint Ricardo of Cordoba, to be specific.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:47 AM (XGAZE)

79 "reading" The Big Book of Boobs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The follow up "The Book of Big Boobs" was also very popular.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 08:47 AM (Rvt88)

80 What we have here is a genuine "Austere Religious Scholar"!

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 08:47 AM (U1eOr)

81 Right up my alley ... would hang, in the gallery between the parlor and the wine grotto....

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 14, 2021 08:47 AM (6mvRv)

82 "Big A, little a, what begins with A? Aunt Annie's Alligator, A...A...A.

The big, red snapper!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 08:47 AM (OCTRt)

83 When you dress like a saint, people don't fuck with you.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (2k5ha)

84 He'd be able to read the Book better if he'd put that staff down. Use both hands, dude.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (7qR1X)

85 59 That lace frill at the bottom of the robe is a nice masculine touch.

And by "masculine" I mean "ghey as a tree full of monkeys".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:42 AM (XGAZE)

This guy was doing conversions when the result was usually martyrdom in pretty grisly ways. He can wear a bit of lace if it makes him feel pretty before he gets roasted alive, shot full of arrows, fed to starving animals, etc, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (csEWM)

86 Notice that his hat's made from rich Corinthian leather.

That's Cordoba, not Seville.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Same country. Close enough for government work.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (OCTRt)

87 being promoted as patron saint of the internet more recently

invented the: colon, comma and period.

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (aIwKe)

88 48 Dammit, Guy!

The power of HordeMind!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:41 AM

It compels you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (m+jkK)

89 > The follow up "The Book of Big Boobs" was also very popular.

Then the film version, "Little Big Boobs". Dustin Hoffman was great in that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (XGAZE)

90 I'm holding out for The Big Book of Big Boobs

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (Bmy3R)

91 BIG'VNS
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM (/EuRN)

Now, that was fvnny.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2021 08:49 AM (mdjgu)

92 When you dress like a saint, people don't fuck with you.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

I know, right!?
-- St. Michael the Archangel

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 08:49 AM (Rvt88)

93 I expect to see that in Rembrandt, not a century earlier.

Posted by: JTB at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM (7EjX1)

Bingo! I love finding works that seem ahead of the times...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2021 08:49 AM (Q9lwr)

94 Then the film version, "Little Big Boobs". Dustin Hoffman was great in that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (XGAZE)

Some consider it the canonical prequel to Tootsie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:49 AM (/EuRN)

95 Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (aIwKe)

You missed a comma.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 08:49 AM (U1eOr)

96 Dennis Miller called that the post-hole digger Pope hat.

Just turn him upside down, start working those Pope legs back and forth...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:49 AM (Bmy3R)

97 74 St. Isidore sounds like both a learned and kind man:
https://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=58
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 08:45 AM (k39e/)

Apparently you wouldn't want to say that to Jews and Christians of Jewish origin.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 08:50 AM (g5Yhc)

98 He famously compiled a book, which was bascially an encyclopedia of all knowledge worth knowing at that time.

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 08:50 AM (aIwKe)

99 Alternate alternate title:

Isidore regrets picking the unabridged version of Stephen King's The Stand for his Bookclub.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 14, 2021 08:50 AM (PiwSw)

100 > St. Michael the Archangel

Yeah, but St. Michael has a flaming sword.

St. Isidore has a frilly nightie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:50 AM (XGAZE)

101 Book margins were invented because rats would eat the content before you could read it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 14, 2021 08:50 AM (vuisn)

102 BIG'VNS
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM (/EuRN)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:50 AM (Jsjd7)

103 89 > The follow up "The Book of Big Boobs" was also very popular.

Then the film version, "Little Big Boobs". Dustin Hoffman was great in that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

"For a Few Boobs More" should have been made too.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 08:50 AM (Rvt88)

104 Boobs II - Electric Boobaloo

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM (Bmy3R)

105 Here I am all worried that he's damaging the book binding by not supporting the weight properly. Kinda like when you see someone not supporting an infant's head adequately.

Posted by: Emmie at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM (tcsxg)

106 BIG'VNS
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM (/EuRN)

Now, that was fvnny.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2021 08:49 AM (mdjgu)

Yvus gvys!

Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM (KnJdm)

107 osted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (aIwKe)

You missed a comma.
==
As I am wont to do.

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM (aIwKe)

108 87 being promoted as patron saint of the internet more recently

invented the: colon, comma and period.

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 08:48 AM (aIwKe)

Banned from numerous chatrooms for being the first one to call someone Hitler in conversation- 1400 years before Hitler was born!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM (csEWM)

109 103
"For a Few Boobs More" should have been made too.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 08:50 AM (Rvt8

=========

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly was an cult follow up for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM (LvTSG)

110 Apparently St Isidore is the patron saint for the internet.
Not sure what prayers should be appropriate for asking his intercession about?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM (k39e/)

111 The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.
Posted by: Carl Spackler at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM

But did he stiff you on the tip?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM (m+jkK)

112 101 Book margins were invented because rats would eat the content before you could read it.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 14, 2021 08:50 AM (vuisn)

Sort of a four-legged ban-hammer, then.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM (U1eOr)

113 The follow up "The Book of Big Boobs" was also very popular.

Then the film version, "Little Big Boobs". Dustin Hoffman was great in that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

"For a Few Boobs More" should have been made too.
Posted by: Tonypete

Fist Full of Boobs
Dirty Dozen
The Magnificent Eight

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 08:52 AM (OCTRt)

114 This devolved into a boob thread faster than usual. This busty brunette is grateful. Happy Monday!
https://is.gd/oDDs4h

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:52 AM (Jsjd7)

115 You missed a comma.
==
As I am wont to do.
Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 08:52 AM (m+jkK)

116 Nice threads.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 08:52 AM (qmgN2)

117 > "For a Few Boobs More" should have been made too.

"A Fist Full of Boobs".

"The Good, The Bad, and the Boobage".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:52 AM (XGAZE)

118 I know, right!?
-- St. Michael the Archangel
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 08:49 AM (Rvt8

When other angels gets musical instruments, maybe a book or a bell, Michael Gets a Big Honking sword or spear and is shown fighting the literal devil.

We knows who has the big wings in Heaven.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:53 AM (csEWM)

119 As I am wont to do.
Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM (aIwKe)
++++
That's very, very good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:53 AM (Jsjd7)

120 Got milk?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 14, 2021 08:53 AM (vuisn)

121 Fist Full of Boobs
Dirty Dozen
The Magnificent Eight
Posted by: rickb223

Gone with the Boobs

I can pretty much guess how the rest of the thread is going to go.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 08:53 AM (Rvt88)

122 Breast in Show

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 08:54 AM (U1eOr)

123 69 When I was a kid, barbershops had 1) nudie mags, 2) "true crime" mags, 3) hunting/fishing/gun mags, 4) sports mags.

Dad would tell my brothers and me not to look at the magazines while he was in the chair.

So we spent that time "flushing" all the cigarette butts in the standing ashtrays by pressing the little lever.

And also by sneaking peaks at the girlie mags.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:54 AM (Bmy3R)

124
Alternate title:

"To his dying day st Isadore of Seville Regretted All the Time He Wasted Reading the Never Completed "Tale of Fire and Ice", and Don't Even Get Him Started on That Dog's Breakfast of an HBO Series"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 14, 2021 08:54 AM (dWwl8)

125 No Country for Old Boobs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 08:54 AM (U2p+3)

126 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

127 The invention of the book stand would change his life a year later.

Posted by: Cybernetic at June 14, 2021 08:55 AM (xawZJ)

128 Apparently St Isidore is the patron saint for the internet.
Not sure what prayers should be appropriate for asking his intercession about?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

"Please be up. Please connect. I have a term paper due"

As long as there are tests, there WILL be prayer in school.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 08:55 AM (OCTRt)

129 Total Recall three boob woman: A Boob Too Far.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:55 AM (csEWM)

130 Old man looks like Barack ate his dog.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

131 That's Cordoba, not Seville.

Saint Ricardo of Cordoba, to be specific.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:47 AM (XGAZE)

that is the second time Cordoba has been mentioned here in one day.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 08:55 AM (gJfTA)

132 Nice one Nurse!! LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 08:55 AM (Rvt88)

133 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:52 AM (Jsjd7)

Why are her hands positioning that way? (Yes; I know the guys didn't notice her hands.) She's getting ready to be handcuffed?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 08:55 AM (k39e/)

134 Bang the Boob Slowly

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 08:56 AM (Rvt88)

135 I remember that Hot Tuna classic: "Three-Boobed Woman, Knock-Kneed Man"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 08:56 AM (Bmy3R)

136 St Isadore of Seville was Team Jacob.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2021 08:56 AM (CAJOC)

137 "Gone With the Boobs". A sad tale of a woman who loses her husband after suffering breast cancer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:56 AM (XGAZE)

138 Is that George Floyd?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

139 106 BIG'VNS
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:43 AM (/EuRN)

Now, that was fvnny.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2021 08:49 AM (mdjgu)

Yvus gvys!
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 08:51 AM (KnJdm)

Good I.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2021 08:56 AM (mdjgu)

140 128 Apparently St Isidore is the patron saint for the internet.
Not sure what prayers should be appropriate for asking his intercession about?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Please let all my ICMP requests return with low latency. Amen.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 14, 2021 08:56 AM (PiwSw)

141 Why are her hands positioning that way? (Yes; I know the guys didn't notice her hands.) She's getting ready to be handcuffed?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 08:55 AM (k39e/)
++++
I suspect it's to, umm, "enhance" her assets...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:56 AM (Jsjd7)

142 Das Motorboot

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:57 AM (/EuRN)

143 Big B, little b, what begins with B...?

Barber! Or Boobehs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 08:57 AM (HaL55)

144 Somehow breast cancer jokes don't strike me as particularly funny.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 08:57 AM (U2p+3)

145 Breast in Show

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 08:54 AM (U1eOr)

Anyone watch the dog show last night?

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 08:57 AM (AwYPR)

146 All Quiet on the Western Cleavage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:57 AM (csEWM)

147 "20,000 Boobs Under the Sea". Great Esther Williams flick.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:57 AM (XGAZE)

148 Does he have to hold his staff while reading?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 14, 2021 08:58 AM (cSyAR)

149 So, CBD...

Did you see the thread going this way today?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 08:58 AM (LvTSG)

150 Cops taser a black teen for vaping.

https://bit.ly/3vwpyYx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 14, 2021 08:58 AM (d9FiS)

151 This piece depicts the moment when Izzy first realized that he wrote his entire work in Latin.

Izzy couldn't read Latin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 14, 2021 08:58 AM (fLVm1)

152 > Somehow breast cancer jokes don't strike me as particularly funny

Tell you what: you can tell a prostate cancer joke and I promise not to get offended. Deal?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 08:58 AM (XGAZE)

153 Why are her hands positioning that way? (Yes; I know the guys didn't notice her hands.) She's getting ready to be handcuffed?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 08:55 AM (k39e/)

I believe that is what is known in the art world as 'presentation'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:58 AM (csEWM)

154 Catch -22 boobs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 08:58 AM (U2p+3)

155 Somehow breast cancer jokes don't strike me as particularly funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 08:57 AM (U2p+3)

A great travesty against humanity, breast cancer.

Boobs are special and should be cherished.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

156 A Sale of Two Titties

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 08:59 AM (/EuRN)

157 High Plains Fat Titties

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 14, 2021 08:59 AM (2k5ha)

158 Citizen Rack

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 08:59 AM (csEWM)

159 In dramatic reinterpretation of historical events, the film portrays the life of a violent mob boss if he had been a woman with an all-female team of lieutenants and enforcers.

Eliza Dushku starts in "Busty Siegel" - in theaters this summer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:59 AM (Jsjd7)

160 Tommyknockers

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:00 AM (U1eOr)

161 148 Does he have to hold his staff while reading?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 14, 2021 08:58 AM (cSyAR)

How else are you gonna read JVGS?

It would be an insult to the publishers, not to mention the talent!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 09:00 AM (/EuRN)

162 159 In dramatic reinterpretation of historical events, the film portrays the life of a violent mob boss if he had been a woman with an all-female team of lieutenants and enforcers.

Eliza Dushku starts in "Busty Siegel" - in theaters this summer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:59 AM (Jsjd7)

========

Sounds like a female prison movie from the 70s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)

163 Da fuckin-a phon-a book never has a da number

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 09:00 AM (VwHCD)

164 There's Something about Mary's Tits

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:00 AM (csEWM)

165 Titbusters.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

166 Tommyknockers
Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:00 AM (U1eOr)
++++
The story of a British officer who transitions into a life of shame then fame on the stage of an all-transsexual nude revue?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 09:01 AM (Jsjd7)

167 148 Does he have to hold his staff while reading?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 14, 2021 08:58 AM (cSyAR)

Perhaps if you held his staff for him.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:01 AM (U1eOr)

168 161 148 Does he have to hold his staff while reading?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at June 14, 2021 08:58 AM (cSyAR)

How else are you gonna read JVGS?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 09:00 AM (/EuRN)

*golfclap*

Bravo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:01 AM (csEWM)

169 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 08:57 AM (U2p+3)

It is a sad fact too, that spouses (both men and women) sometimes "check out" during cancer treatments because it either wasn't what they "bargained" for, they just can't handle the stress of seeing their loved one suffer or it's the final straw for a relationship that was in trouble anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 09:01 AM (k39e/)

170 Sounds like a female prison movie from the 70s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Adrienne Barbeau needs to work too ya know.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:01 AM (Rvt88)

171 Anyone watch the dog show last night?
Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 08:57 AM (AwYPR)

I watched some. I was disappointed that the German Shorthair did not win over the floof.

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 09:02 AM (ONvIw)

172 Boobs and Punishment.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:02 AM (U2p+3)

173 Breasts Ho!

Red Breast of Courage

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 09:02 AM (OCTRt)

174 165 Titbusters.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

Kari Byron: the real reason Mythbusters was so successful

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:02 AM (csEWM)

175 Sounds like a female prison movie from the 70s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 09:00 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Yeah, now that I reread it really does sound like ripe territory for an exploitation flick. Those are a thing of the past, though. Maybe Pixy will lend me the time machine so I can go get it done...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 09:02 AM (Jsjd7)

176 It wasn't COVID that got BoJo. He is thinking with his short arm.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2021 08:06 AM (3NK1c)

It wasn't the airplanes, twas beauty that killed the beast.

The only one in that picture with a nice suit was Fidels gay son.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2021 09:02 AM (8xrJ9)

177 > Adrienne Barbeau needs to work too ya know.

She was great in The Swamp Thing. Terrible movie, but the special effects were nice. Especially her left special effect and her right special effect.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 09:03 AM (XGAZE)

178 Stop! Or my Mom will Flash.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

179 Boobs are special and should be cherished.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
One of the few physical proofs that god exists.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2021 09:03 AM (VwHCD)

180 What is this heresy of missing commas? Do we not know that The Oxford Comma is what separates us from the beasts in the field?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:04 AM (HaL55)

181 Here are some nice quotes by Isidore of Seville:

https://tinyurl.com/ffzkc2k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 09:04 AM (k39e/)

182 War & Boobs
Boobs & Peace

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 09:04 AM (OCTRt)

183 What is this heresy of missing commas? Do we not know that The Oxford Comma is what separates us from the beasts in the field?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:04 AM (HaL55)
++++
The Oxford Comma is superfluous, redundant, unnecessary and excessive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 09:04 AM (Jsjd7)

184 Beach Blanket Boobs

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:05 AM (Rvt88)

185 The Oxford Comma is superfluous, redundant, unnecessary and excessive.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 09:04 AM (Jsjd7)

Should have used Jackie Chiles as a nic

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:05 AM (U1eOr)

186 The Oxford Comma is superfluous, redundant, unnecessary and excessive.

I have snorfled. The day is complete.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:05 AM (HaL55)

187 I prefer to save the endangered commas. Go Oxford-free and Save the Commas!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 09:06 AM (Bmy3R)

188 What is this heresy of missing commas? Do we not know that The Oxford Comma is what separates us from the beasts in the field?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

I say, old chap, you are, quite right!

Posted by: William Shatner at June 14, 2021 09:06 AM (OCTRt)

189 182 War & Boobs
Boobs & Peace
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 09:04 AM (OCTRt)

I was thinking Russian literature too, but there is only so much you can do with titles like Brothers Karamazov and Gulag Archipelago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:06 AM (csEWM)

190 It is a very nice painting.

Posted by: Quint at June 14, 2021 09:06 AM (gJfTA)

191 TJM --

I tried to reconnoiter the area during my visit to the Lowcountry last week. Didn't notice any heavily fortified residences, so don't think I found Casa de TJM.

We stayed in IOP (Wild Dunes). Spent some time downtown and in Mount Pleasant. Was I even close??

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:06 AM (mZUr4)

192 Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

193 184 Beach Blanket Boobs
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:05 AM (Rvt8

Beach Boob Bingo

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:06 AM (csEWM)

194 Where the Boobs Are

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:07 AM (HaL55)

195 Maybe we need a semi-comma to help solve this dilemma.

Why should colons have all the fun?

Oh, wait. Phrasing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 09:07 AM (Bmy3R)

196 Opens page: Ooh, nice pic of a bishop or something...
Opens comments: BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS
AoSHQ: Yeah, It's Like This Sometimes

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at June 14, 2021 09:07 AM (OUMaO)

197 War & Boobs
Boobs & Peace

A long time ago
In a brassiere far, far away

Boob Wars

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2021 09:07 AM (SchxB)

198 I was thinking Russian literature too, but there is only so much you can do with titles like Brothers Karamazov and Gulag Archipelago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:06 AM (csEWM)

Sketches From A Hunter's Notebook?

Posted by: (It's funny because they're sketches of boobs) at June 14, 2021 09:07 AM (/EuRN)

199 Twelve Angry Boobs

(And six very, very, PO'd women)

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:07 AM (Rvt88)

200 I was thinking Russian literature too, but there is only so much you can do with titles like Brothers Karamazov and Gulag Archipelago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 09:07 AM (OCTRt)

201 I like this painting.

Dude's gonna ruin that book's binding though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 14, 2021 09:08 AM (QU5/8)

202 Sweetie's Tatas: The Demon Boobies of Seville

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2021 09:08 AM (CAJOC)

203 ++++
I suspect it's to, umm, "enhance" her assets...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:56 AM (Jsjd7)

She didn't need for them to be enhanced.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 09:08 AM (k39e/)

204 Why should colons have all the fun?

Oh, wait. Phrasing.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 09:08 AM (OCTRt)

205 Without St. Isadore inventing the period, we would not had the dot.com bubble. We wouldn't have dots at all! I, for one, refuse to go dot-less.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:09 AM (U1eOr)

206 "Who are you?!?!"

"I'm Titman."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

207 16 What's the title of the other book?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk)

The Book of Love

Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 09:10 AM (nzEdf)

208 Without St. Isadore inventing the period, we would not had the dot.com bubble. We wouldn't have dots at all! I, for one, refuse to go dot-less.
Posted by: 496

Mmmmm. Ice cream dots from the cart in the mall.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 09:10 AM (OCTRt)

209 Dang it! Meant "Fleet Street" not "Seville"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2021 09:10 AM (CAJOC)

210 Well, I was going to do a "Great Big Book Of Everything" reference to a long-defunct kids' teevee show but I see the thread has sailed far, far away in a different direction.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 09:11 AM (dfRN6)

211 The Book of Love
Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 09:10 AM (nzEdf)

Did you catch the author's name? I've always wondered who wrote the book of love.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:11 AM (U1eOr)

212 St. I : "Why can't I call a door a window?"

Pope: "Because a door is a door, Isidore!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 09:11 AM (Fc5rx)

213 206 "Who are you?!?!"

"I'm Titman."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

Everything Gets Nipples.

End of f*cking discussion.

Posted by: Joel Schumacher at June 14, 2021 09:11 AM (/EuRN)

214 Boobs and tits. This you're lesson in ornithology for today.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 14, 2021 09:12 AM (2k5ha)

215 Well, I was going to do a "Great Big Book Of
Everything" reference to a long-defunct kids' teevee show but I see the
thread has sailed far, far away in a different direction.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

I had to take a deep dive into the thread to see how the heck it got where it did when I came in...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at June 14, 2021 09:12 AM (OUMaO)

216 16 What's the title of the other book?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk)

De Summo Bono (On the Highest Good)
--Isidoreof Seville

Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 09:12 AM (nzEdf)

217 Why should colons have all the fun?

Oh, wait. Phrasing.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Twelve Angry Colons
Mr. Colon Goes To Washington
Colon (Rosebud)
Where the Red Colon Grows

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 09:12 AM (OCTRt)

218 What's the title of the other book?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk)

The Book of Love
Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 09:10 AM (nzEdf)

You asked for it...

https://youtu.be/ivq0HeLVI8M

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:12 AM (mZUr4)

219 is your? maybe? I need to fire my editor.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 14, 2021 09:13 AM (2k5ha)

220
You asked for it...

https://youtu.be/ivq0HeLVI8M
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:12 AM (mZUr4)

Well played.

I'll need to find a torrent.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

221 The Book of Love

Ahh, wuv...twue wuv will fowwow you

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:14 AM (HaL55)

222 Mickey Titmouse.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

223 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Looks like the natives are restless this morning.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 09:14 AM (axyOa)

224 The Book of Love
Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 09:10 AM (nzEdf)

But tell me who wrote it!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 09:14 AM (Bmy3R)

225 1/2 oats
1 cup of water
Stir
Boil
Eat

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 09:15 AM (rB4m/)

226 The Book of Love
Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 09:10 AM (nzEdf)

But tell me who wrote it!

Posted by: Guy Smiley

The Pompadour!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 09:15 AM (OCTRt)

227 The Book of Love

Ahh, wuv...twue wuv will fowwow you
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:16 AM (Rvt88)

228 ZeroHedge has a great story where lefty NGOs are now telling white feminists to stop complaining about being raped by refugees because it is RAYCISS
Mainstream feminism centres on privileged white women and demands that bad men be fired or imprisoned this legitimises criminal punishment, harming black and other marginalised people
We've gone from "believe all women" to "believe women that don't accuse Democrats" to now "just lay back and think of England"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:16 AM (DpkTQ)

229 191 TJM --

I tried to reconnoiter the area during my visit to the Lowcountry last week. Didn't notice any heavily fortified residences, so don't think I found Casa de TJM.

We stayed in IOP (Wild Dunes). Spent some time downtown and in Mount Pleasant. Was I even close??
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:06 AM (mZUr4)

==========

Actually, yeah. I live in MP, and I go to church downtown.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 09:17 AM (LvTSG)

230
Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:16 AM (Rvt88

Myn if we dance wiff yo' dates?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

231
A long time ago
In a brassiere far, far away

Boob Wars
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2021 09:07 AM (SchxB)

The danger of brassiere strangulation in zero g. So, no brassieres in space.

According to Spielberg's instructions to Carie.

Posted by: E. C. at June 14, 2021 09:17 AM (MHKOK)

232 Anyone watch the dog show last night?

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 08:57 AM (AwYPR)

I watched some. I was disappointed that the German Shorthair did not win over the floof.

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 09:02 AM (ONvIw)

Not sure that was a dog.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 09:17 AM (AwYPR)

233 The Book of Love

Ahh, wuv...twue wuv will fowwow you
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:16 AM

Stuff the Impressive Clergyman said.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 09:18 AM (m+jkK)

234
Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Looks like the natives are restless this morning.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes

Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2021 09:19 AM (63Dwl)

235 Mainstream feminism centres on privileged white women and demands that bad men be fired or imprisoned this legitimises criminal punishment, harming black and other marginalised people

That is so self evidently stupid that any response to it only dilutes the stupidity.

Posted by: Gilgamesh Wulfenbach (Eris at least will get that) at June 14, 2021 09:20 AM (nfrXX)

236 Leave it to the horde to take a thread about a portrait of a Saint and go for Boob themed movie titles.

Titty Twister, not so much for Helen Hunt, but more windblown Jamie Gertz might have helped.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 14, 2021 09:21 AM (Wm5SB)

237 Very nice detail in the over-cape or stole, whatever it's called. Amazing needlework.

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 09:21 AM (DJFLF)

238 Anyone watch the dog show last night?

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 08:57 AM (AwYPR)

I ran off 'Best In Show' in tribute this weekend. Now I have an imagine in my mind of Hadrian yelling 'Where is Busy Bee?? You go find Busy Bee RIGHT NOW!!!'

What this place does to a fellah.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2021 09:22 AM (dfRN6)

239 /comics sock

Dang, I knew I was gonna do that.

Posted by: oddbob at June 14, 2021 09:22 AM (nfrXX)

240 Boobs of Fury.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:22 AM (vhJuX)

241 235 Mainstream feminism centres on privileged white women and demands that bad men be fired or imprisoned this legitimises criminal punishment, harming black and other marginalised people

That is so self evidently stupid that any response to it only dilutes the stupidity.
Posted by: Gilgamesh Wulfenbach (Eris at least will get that) at June 14, 2021 09:20 AM (nfrXX)

Well, I was with it for this segment:
'Mainstream feminism centres on privileged white women and demands that bad men be fired or imprisoned'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:23 AM (csEWM)

242 235 Mainstream feminism centres on privileged white women and demands that bad men be fired or imprisoned this legitimises criminal punishment, harming black and other marginalised people

That is so self evidently stupid that any response to it only dilutes the stupidity.
Posted by: Gilgamesh Wulfenbach (Eris at least will get that) at June 14, 2021 09:20 AM (nfrXX)

There have been women in Europe who did not report rapes by "immigrants" fir fear of being called racist/anti-Islamic, or rousing anti-immigrant feelings among the indigenous population.

Posted by: E. C. at June 14, 2021 09:23 AM (MHKOK)

243 The Bloob

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2021 09:23 AM (U1eOr)

244 26 Man, formal clerical dress looks miserable. I wonder if it was that way in part to make big formal events unpleasant so that high clergy would spend more time getting work done than holding formal events.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 08:35 AM (Jsjd7)

most clothing in those days was miserable by our contemporary standards, especially that worn by nobility.

And don't get me started on the Victorians...in this hot summer weather, when I think of the layers of clothes the women wore, and those tight corsets, I don't wonder that they were always dying of heatstroke and such.

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 09:24 AM (DJFLF)

245 The Boobs of Madison County

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:24 AM (vhJuX)

246 For the Love of Boobs

(with apologies to Benji)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2021 09:24 AM (m+jkK)

247 242 There have been women in Europe who did not report rapes by "immigrants" fir fear of being called racist/anti-Islamic, or rousing anti-immigrant feelings among the indigenous population.
Posted by: E. C. at June 14, 2021 09:23 AM (MHKOK)

=========

Gonna be honest, that feels like an invitation for certain men with certain morals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 09:24 AM (LvTSG)

248 16 What's the title of the other book?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk)

The book underneath De Summo Bono is:

Etymologiae (The Etymologies)
--Isidore of Seville

Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 09:24 AM (nzEdf)

249 Can't get twitty twister out of head.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 09:25 AM (rB4m/)

250 You asked for it...

https://youtu.be/ivq0HeLVI8M
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:12 AM (mZUr4)

Well played.

I'll need to find a torrent.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

I have an external hard drive that is overfilled with music. More than I'll ever be able to listen to. Seems like you would enjoy a lot of it. Will have to share with you should the opportunity ever present itself.

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:25 AM (mZUr4)

251 237 Very nice detail in the over-cape or stole, whatever it's called. Amazing needlework.
Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 09:21 AM (DJFLF)

One thing to remember: the actual saint looked nothing like this. His attire was probably FAR more... modest.

The painting was done in 1655. A lot of artists would show historical figures based on what prominent church officials or other patrons wore at the time. So, while this is not a time capsule for the 6th century, it is one for the 17th.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:26 AM (csEWM)

252 Of Tits and Men.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

253 In case you're wondering how Vote Harder is working out, only five GOP Senators are questioning the treatment of the 1/6 political prisoners but 20 voted to confirm Merrick Garland.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:26 AM (y7DUB)

254 Junior graduated to a yellow belt on Friday.

He watched the black belt demonstration with their num-chuks, and he wants to go all the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

255 181 Here are some nice quotes by Isidore of Seville:

https://tinyurl.com/ffzkc2k
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 09:04 AM (k39e/)

I love the quote about music

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 09:27 AM (DJFLF)

256 Poor St. Isidore looks like he's thinking, "What if someday the whole message gets lost, and the Church hierarchy becomes enamored with buggery and Communism?"

Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 09:27 AM (FJYfm)

257 249 Can't get twitty twister out of head.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 09:25 AM (rB4m/)

Helen Hunt was peak in Twister. Also, the great and late Bill Paxton.

*pours some valu-rite out*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:27 AM (csEWM)

258 Actually, yeah. I live in MP, and I go to church downtown.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 09:17 AM (LvTSG)

Next time I head down, perhaps we can get together (without weapons - haha). I'm considering a late Sept trip to coincide with the 10K Ravenel Bridge run.

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:27 AM (mZUr4)

259
I have an external hard drive that is overfilled with music. More than I'll ever be able to listen to. Seems like you would enjoy a lot of it. Will have to share with you should the opportunity ever present itself.
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:25 AM (mZUr4)

Sounds like my brother. He's got a few terabytes of music on external drives.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

260 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:26 AM (csEWM)

Good catch over there, brotha man!

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 09:28 AM (DJFLF)

261 How many languages can these instructions be in? Tagalog-ish?

Posted by: klaftern at June 14, 2021 09:28 AM (r4sI4)

262
A Little Penicillin Should Clear That Right Up - a limerick

This painting needs one small correction
The rod should point the other direction
"When it's held in that position,"
Said the bishop's chief physician,
"It looks like a bad staff inflection."

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 09:28 AM (Fc5rx)

263 258 Actually, yeah. I live in MP, and I go to church downtown.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 09:17 AM (LvTSG)

Next time I head down, perhaps we can get together (without weapons - haha). I'm considering a late Sept trip to coincide with the 10K Ravenel Bridge run.
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:27 AM (mZUr4)

=========

I still haven't even met VIA and he lives somewhere around here too, heh.

But yeah, it's always possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

264 "If a man wants to be always in God's company, he must pray regularly and read regularly. When we pray, we talk to God; when we read, God talks to us."
-- Isidore of Seville

I like this one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:29 AM (csEWM)

265 Bill Paxton is dead? Oh man. Were all gonners.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 09:29 AM (rB4m/)

266 Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 09:28 AM (Fc5rx)

I always envision you sitting at the corner of a bar somewhere, speaking in limericks all day long.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

267 Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 09:27 AM (FJYfm)

A few Catholic mystics and visionaries actually predicted the trials of today. One of them saw in a vision...the hierarchy of the Catholic Church seated around a table, and most of them had the heads of donkeys and snakes.

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 09:30 AM (DJFLF)

268 I still haven't even met VIA and he lives somewhere around here too, heh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

Summerville, iirc.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2021 09:30 AM (AwYPR)

269 He miter been a contendah.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:30 AM (vl2zm)

270 He watched the black belt demonstration with their num-chuks, and he wants to go all the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

Nunchucks are stupid! https://youtu.be/pUWoUM4Wttc

Yes nunchucks are still stupid! https://youtu.be/hqpa2Rw0qug

"I was wrong about nunchucks. Or was I?" https://youtu.be/Zc9LHDohjB0

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 09:30 AM (G2zl5)

271 A few Catholic mystics and visionaries actually predicted the trials of today. One of them saw in a vision...the hierarchy of the Catholic Church seated around a table, and most of them had the heads of donkeys and snakes.
Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2021 09:30 AM (DJFLF)

In our current political climate, the donkeys ARE snakes

Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 09:31 AM (FJYfm)

272 Good morning Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:33 AM (RWvXE)

273 Obligatory:

How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 09:33 AM (Fc5rx)

274 In our current political climate, the donkeys ARE snakes
Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 09:31 AM (FJYfm)

To be fair, so are the elephants.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 09:34 AM (Ez6QX)

275 Good morning Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:33 AM (RWvXE)

Mornin'!!

How's the shoulder?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

276 Gonna be honest, that feels like an invitation for certain men with certain morals.

I think that is the idea. On the one hand rampant street crime creates fear which the government can use to its advantage, and by essentially removing any curtailment of ANY behaviors encourages more "refugees" to allow the great replacement to continue.

Oh, and if a kid comes out of it even better! The child will likely hate men thanks to the circumstances of conception and since he/she will be half immigrant/half native cements the great replacement.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:35 AM (DpkTQ)

277 I still haven't even met VIA and he lives somewhere around here too, heh.

But yeah, it's always possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

Yeah he and I exchanged a few emails and had briefly discussed trying to meet up. Poor planning on my part -- woulda been nice.

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:35 AM (mZUr4)

278 How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

None, Chuck.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:35 AM (HaL55)

279 BLAM BLAM BLAM

how much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker would peck wood?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2021 09:35 AM (vhJuX)

280 Repotted radiation leak at ChiCom nuclear plant. Their French partners got concerned because the ChiComs kept upping the maximum limit allowed, and narked them off.

Xiden administration says there's nothing to worry our pretty little heads about.

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/ 06/14/politics/china-nuclear-reactor-leak-us-monitoring/ index.html

Remove spaces.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021 09:36 AM (ePZFs)

281 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at June 14, 2021 09:35 AM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 14, 2021 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

282 I love that show Queen Mom. It's about a struggling monarch and her kids. Stars my very own mother, only I never realized til recently how much she loves hats. Talks funny, too. My episode must be coming up soon on the TV. Look for me. It's a hoot, I dribble tea on my clean shirt and everything!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Chief Executive at June 14, 2021 09:36 AM (mNhhD)

283 Flails are sort of like nun-chucks, though used more like a mace anyway, and were common medieval weapons....so perhaps the issue is just how people use nunchucks?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:36 AM (DpkTQ)

284 Those clothes look heavy.
Posted by: grammie winger

You would know !

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2021 09:37 AM (arJlL)

285
Mornin'!!

How's the shoulder?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Better but not great. Thanks for asking dear Sponge!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:38 AM (RWvXE)

286 To avoid the problem of nunchunks, set your nun blender to 'puree'.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 09:38 AM (Fc5rx)

287 Hey Doof, any of that music...Flock of Seagulls? Maybe their songs about...Star Wars?

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 14, 2021 09:38 AM (X+Fef)

288 And hold the button for at least 30 seconds.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 09:38 AM (Fc5rx)

289
What's the title of the other book?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2021 08:33 AM (45fpk)

___________

Era of Glory: The New York Mets, 1962-2021

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2021 09:39 AM (mht8P)

290 A self-described socially conscious vegan food manufacturer laid off its entire production staff in North Carolina on Friday, infuriating workers who said the lack of notice and severance pay was out of step with the company's stated values.
Audio of the layoff announcement at No Evil Foods provided to HuffPost by a source captured stunned workers shouting back at company leaders who delivered the news.
"So we get fired so you can stay alive?" one worker said to the company's chief executive, Mike Woliansky, as Woliansky explained that the facility will be shut down.
Several workers reacted with disbelief after the company's human resources chief, Drew Pollick, explained they would be paid for Friday's work but nothing beyond that because "we're out of money."
Workers were heard yelling "screw all of y'all" and "Fuck you!"
"You can't tell me there's absolutely no money," one said.

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2021 09:39 AM (RHGPo)

291 The Propaganda Press is still pissing on us and telling us it's raining. Only the most partisan idiot Leftists can't see past the lies.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 14, 2021 09:39 AM (2DOZq)

292 287 Flails are sort of like nun-chucks, though used more like a mace anyway, and were common medieval weapons....so perhaps the issue is just how people use nunchucks?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:36 AM (DpkTQ)

I look at the flail or the num-chuk and wonder how many poor bastards caved their own heads in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:39 AM (csEWM)

293 Mornin'!!

How's the shoulder?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Better but not great. Thanks for asking dear Sponge!
Posted by: Ladyl

How's your other shoulder ?

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2021 09:39 AM (arJlL)

294
How's your other shoulder ?
Posted by: JT at June 14, 2021 09:39 AM (arJlL)

Fantastic dear JT! Lol

Posted by: Ladyl at June 14, 2021 09:40 AM (RWvXE)

295 And that's his *traveling* spell book ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 14, 2021 09:41 AM (6mvRv)

296 Happy early Juneteenth everyone!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 09:41 AM (XwlQP)

297 Those clothes aren't heavy, grammie. They're your brother. Or my brother, I'm not sure. Lemme ask Queen Mom, she'll know.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Chief Executive at June 14, 2021 09:41 AM (mNhhD)

298 The only one in that picture with a nice suit was Fidels gay son.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2021 09:02 AM (8xrJ9)

He's had a lot of practice in dressing up. Or painting himself black.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 09:41 AM (vl2zm)

299 Vegan food. We have people voluntarily resigning themselves to all the trappings of serfdom.
I also don't get how the freezer in the grocery store is always full of those frankenfood fake meat products. And I never see anyone buying it...even when there have been real meat shortages.

Who is paying to make it and distribute it if no one is eating it?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:41 AM (DpkTQ)

300 Happy early Juneteenth everyone!!
Remember got your Molotov cocktail makings now before they sell out!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:42 AM (DpkTQ)

301 How's your other shoulder ?
Posted by: JT at June 14, 2021 09:39 AM (arJlL)

Fantastic dear JT! Lol
Posted by: Ladyl

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2021 09:42 AM (arJlL)

302 Hey Doof, any of that music...Flock of Seagulls? Maybe their songs about...Star Wars?
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 14, 2021 09:38 AM (X+Fef)

Yeah, that one's on there. Quite a few times actually! Original album. Greatest hits album. 80s compilation albums.

I have A LOT of music. More than 50,000 files.

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:42 AM (mZUr4)

303 232 I like some toy dogs but hate the idea that they should be groomed like mops. I know that a lot of people love French Bulls, but a dog that can no longer reproduce without human intervention is overbred, IMO. And I fear many of these crazy overbred canines are created in the same spirit. Or lack thereof. The AKC spent a lot of time advertising genetic testing for traits, not illness. Not a fan.

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 09:42 AM (ONvIw)

304 Happy early Juneteenth everyone!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 09:41 AM (XwlQP)

Oh shit, that's coming up isn't it?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 09:43 AM (Ez6QX)

305 341 I suspect some of the corporate real estate purchases are meant to be sold to the federal government in order to put in "projects" and share the blue city non-working poor.
____________

This nonsense really pisses me off. The bullshit leftist notion that somehow owning a nice home will magically transform lazy, stupid, drug-addict welfare moochers and criminals into hard-working, responsible citizens is insane.

Home ownership "is associated with" traits like being responsible, it doesn't cause those traits. People who own nice homes typically worked hard for many years to get to the point where they could afford to buy a nice home. The government didn't drop the nice home in their lap because their skin color or welfare-dependency status made them "oppressed."

Giving homes in good neighborhoods to welfare dependents and drug addicts and gang-bangers isn't going to transform those people into responsible citizens. It's just going to degrade the neighborhoods, and punish the neighbors -- the people who bought the houses without "gifts" from Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 14, 2021 09:43 AM (k4dH2)

306 I also don't get how the freezer in the grocery store is always full of those frankenfood fake meat products. And I never see anyone buying it...even when there have been real meat shortages.

Who is paying to make it and distribute it if no one is eating it?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:41 AM (DpkTQ)

It probably keeps forever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:43 AM (csEWM)

307
Who is paying to make it and distribute it if no one is eating it?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:41 AM (DpkTQ)

Billionaires. Just like everything else. It's all a ruse to force you to do something you don't want to. It's why CNN still exists as a billion dollar entity when they have the worst ratings in TV history.

Money laundering. Everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

308 287 Flails are sort of like nun-chucks, though used more like a mace anyway, and were common medieval weapons....so perhaps the issue is just how people use nunchucks?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:36 AM (DpkTQ)

Skallagrim on Medieval flails and the argument that they didn't exist. He says they do and that their is artistic evidence for them. Though I wouldn't say he calls them a common weapon. And kind of walks back that some of his examples are more like what is called a scourge.

https://youtu.be/0PHASxS8Voc

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 09:43 AM (G2zl5)

309
I like this one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:29 AM (csEWM)

Yes; I liked it too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2021 09:44 AM (k39e/)

310 On LinkedIn this morning In my feed there is a list of someone who met KumHola and took a pic with his kid. His kid is a girl, black and Asian. So OMG what an honor right? Cuz for centuries only evil white males were VP. And there are like 10000 likes and comments saying how wonderful it all is.

And this is why it all comes down to for the left. Her sex and skin tone. Period.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 09:44 AM (XwlQP)

311 304 Happy early Juneteenth everyone!!
Remember got your Molotov cocktail makings now before they sell out!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:42 AM (DpkTQ)

*Holds bottle of rum closer*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:44 AM (csEWM)

312 304 My former synagogue is holding a juneteenth service and celebration complete with All manners of wokeism.

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 09:44 AM (ONvIw)

313 316 304 My former synagogue is holding a juneteenth service and celebration complete with All manners of wokeism.
Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 09:44 AM (ONvIw)

Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:45 AM (csEWM)

314 Happy early Juneteenth everyone!!

Are you sure it isn't Prideteenth now?

Posted by: spindrift at June 14, 2021 09:45 AM (h5TKJ)

315 Juneteenth my daughter turns 40, a week later my oldest grandbaby turns 21.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 14, 2021 09:45 AM (uwc6D)

316 My former synagogue is holding a juneteenth service and celebration complete with All manners of wokeism.
Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 09:44 AM (ONvIw)

Seems a bit of an odd thing to celebrate in a religious institution.

Texas following federal law.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

317 And this is why it all comes down to for the left. Her sex and skin tone. Period.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 09:44 AM (XwlQP)
++++
Always, every time. Just look at their academic language. The academic papers have been referring to things like "black and brown bodies" for a long time now. That's their language and it exposes the truth. Only the body matters, and the color of its wrapper and its genitalia. Not the person's morality or work ethic or the content of his character or anything else. Just the color of the person's wrapper and the person's sex organs. That's it.

And yes, there's a word for this - a word they never acknowledge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 09:46 AM (Jsjd7)

318 It probably keeps forever.

It's basically dog food. The ants luv it, so there's that.

And thanks but no thanks. At the tender age of 29, I won't be robbing my body of nutrients.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:46 AM (HaL55)

319 Yeah it is kinda rude for the Gheys to have their month during Juneteenth month huh?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 09:46 AM (XwlQP)

320 I rewatched Shaun of the Dead for the first time in many moons last night. It is much improved. Or I am. Whatever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:46 AM (csEWM)

321 Giving homes in good neighborhoods to welfare dependents and drug
addicts and gang-bangers isn't going to transform those people into
responsible citizens. It's just going to degrade the neighborhoods, and
punish the neighbors -- the people who bought the houses without
"gifts" from Uncle Sugar.
That's the point - spreading "diversity" to those members of the productive class that have moved away from it. Remember, your neighbor who is married with 2.4 kids, has a job and take care of his house is NOT diverse even if he is black. The guy with a drug habit and no job they want to bring to your neighborhood though...very diverse.

Oh, and instilling terror in them from street crimes so they'll support whatever the government wants to do.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:46 AM (DpkTQ)

322 I have an external hard drive that is overfilled with music. More than I'll ever be able to listen to. Seems like you would enjoy a lot of it. Will have to share with you should the opportunity ever present itself.
Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:25 AM (mZUr4)

Sounds like my brother. He's got a few terabytes of music on external drives.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

Perpetual juke box.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:46 AM (y7DUB)

323 Shad also has an older video on the flail and it's a similar basis to his argument about nunchucks. Skallagrim talks about how there are perhaps some circumstances where the point of impact be___ more "free", I forget his actual phrasin, could be beneficial. Like being on horseback.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 09:47 AM (G2zl5)

324 These volumes of Finding Bigfoot are profound.

Posted by: St. Isidore of Seville at June 14, 2021 09:47 AM (xxG/v)

325 "...Audio of the layoff announcement at No Evil Foods provided to HuffPost by a source captured stunned workers shouting back at company leaders who delivered the news."

No Evil Foods? Huh. I'm beginning to see what the problem was already.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2021 09:47 AM (mdjgu)

326 Seems a bit of an odd thing to celebrate in a religious institution.

Texas following federal law.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

But there it is. It goes with their focus on Critical Race Theory and their adoration of Kendi.

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 09:48 AM (ONvIw)

327 You know what neighborhood will not become diverse via the fed govt dictate? Georgetown, Marthas Vineyard, Malibu and Chappaqua.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 09:48 AM (XwlQP)

328 I rewatched Shaun of the Dead for the first time in many moons last night. It is much improved. Or I am. Whatever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:46 AM (csEWM)

Good flick. I loved how Tyres from Spaced made an appearance as a zombie (don't say the zed word!)

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 09:49 AM (Ez6QX)

329 Shaministic thinking.

-if you give people the trapings of success- they will be successful.

Cart<- Horse

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:49 AM (csEWM)

330 Yeah it is kinda rude for the Gheys to have their month during Juneteenth month huh?

******

If you put too much traffic through one Intersection there's bound to be a collision.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 09:50 AM (Fc5rx)

331 Sorry to hear that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 09:45 AM (csEWM)

Me too, but it is hardly the only woke synagogue. Here's a story of one from Texas: https://tinyurl.com/2anmv75a
and Part 2:
https://tinyurl.com/3nhyj9zc

Maybe these links will help those who think I'm a fiction writer.

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 09:50 AM (ONvIw)

332 If you put too much traffic through one Intersection there's bound to be a collision.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2021 09:50 AM (Fc5rx)

Well it is a month devoted to getting rear-ended, after all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2021 09:51 AM (/EuRN)

333
-if you give people the trapings of success- they will be successful.

There have been a number of profiles of lottery winners. And a large number of them blow the money and end up in poverty again. Which makes sense. If you buy large numbers of lottery tickets you likely are not good at money management so give more money you will lose it.

And...I find LIVs I talk to are often surprised by this...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:51 AM (DpkTQ)

334 Yeah it is kinda rude for the Gheys to have their month during Juneteenth month huh?

Juneteenth and gay pride together? Reminds me of...me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 14, 2021 09:52 AM (DpkTQ)

335 I watched Shawn the Sheep with my grandkids.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 09:52 AM (axyOa)

336 RIP Ned Beatty

https://tinyurl.com/5c5c8zwc

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 14, 2021 09:52 AM (q33Dd)

337 I also don't get how the freezer in the grocery store is always full of those frankenfood fake meat products. And I never see anyone buying it...even when there have been real meat shortages.

Who is paying to make it and distribute it if no one is eating it?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:41 AM (DpkTQ)

Companies get tax breaks to make it, and to build new facilities. The stock price takes a jump, because they're moving into "new" hot growth markets (Yes, sales doubled last year, from $2 all the way to $4). The big boys sell their stock at the artificially high price (Cuz "pump and dump" is illegal, except when it's not). The company quietly bails out later.

Welcome to today's Crony capitalism/Corporatism

Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 09:52 AM (FJYfm)

338 Well it is a month devoted to getting rear-ended, after all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

They'll be the butt of all the jokes.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 14, 2021 09:52 AM (Rvt88)

339 Thanks, CBD, for the fascinating portrait -- and maybe a little bit of the acronyms in common parlance at the time. (See, Sunday goodbye.) Tired old man, carrying the weight of his robes and accoutrements.

Anyway, happy news in that my aspie grandkid recited the Pledge of Allegiance to me. His mom does not know where he picked it up. He and his knowitall little sister got mini flags and Pokemon sunglasses when they visited Old Dog and New Old Dog (who are very ill).

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 14, 2021 09:53 AM (MIKMs)

340 Your legs are numb, Chuck? Well, God love ya. Everybody stand up for Chuck.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 14, 2021 09:53 AM (63Dwl)

341 We have a special day for Jew teeth? Outrageous. My administration will soon declare Pali Teeth Day. Not taking action on this important issue would only further the divide between the Pallysteins and the Ibrahimraelis. Make Love not War!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Chief Executive at June 14, 2021 09:53 AM (mNhhD)

342 When I was a kid, barbershops had 1) nudie mags, 2) "true crime" mags, 3) hunting/fishing/gun mags, 4) sports mags.

They knew their clientele.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 14, 2021

***

Mine had some comic books too -- some Superman or Jimmy Olsen titles.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 09:54 AM (/XOcP)

343 338 Yeah it is kinda rude for the Gheys to have their month during Juneteenth month huh?

Juneteenth and gay pride together? Reminds me of...me.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 14, 2021 09:52 AM (DpkTQ)

Ebony and sodomy...

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 09:54 AM (g5Yhc)

344 O Knocker Where Art Thou

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2021 09:54 AM (8xrJ9)

345 Ebony and sodomy...
Thread winner

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2021 09:54 AM (DpkTQ)

346 ... The stock price takes a jump, because they're moving into "new" hot growth markets (Yes, sales doubled last year, from $2 all the way to $4). ...
Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 09:52 AM (FJYfm)
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Yeah, like the common piece of marketing used by startups that talk about they're the "fastest-growing company in the segment." It's probably true. Going from zero dollars in sales, or a hundred bucks, or whatever you had during build-out to a few million bucks' worth of sales is a phenomenal growth rate. It doesn't mean the product is any good, or that you have staying power, or that the market is big enough to meet your projections, or that your projections are based in reality. Huge sales growth in percentage terms during the first three years of operation is commonplace and should be expected.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 09:54 AM (Jsjd7)

347 There have been a number of profiles of lottery winners. And a large number of them blow the money and end up in poverty again.

Whilst I, being the super-responsible Moron that I is, would invest in real estate, specifically Ginger Island. Which will be stocked with gingers in bikinis who'll form a line from the mansion down to the shoreline to ferry my drinks back and forth. Drinks with those little umbrellas on them.
See? That's responsible.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:54 AM (HaL55)

348 Whilst I, being the super-responsible Moron that I is, would invest in real estate, specifically Ginger Island. Which will be stocked with gingers in bikinis who'll form a line from the mansion down to the shoreline to ferry my drinks back and forth. Drinks with those little umbrellas on them.
See? That's responsible.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:54 AM (HaL55)
++++
She would like to apply for residency:
https://is.gd/CDkQsh

So would I, come to think of it...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 09:55 AM (Jsjd7)

349 Ok. It took me awhile.

How the Breast Was Won

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2021 09:55 AM (axyOa)

350 343 happy news in that my aspie grandkid recited the Pledge of Allegiance to me.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 14, 2021 09:53 AM (MIKMs)

Cool.

Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 09:56 AM (nzEdf)

351 Doof, speaking of the 80s. If you're a movie buff, check out 2010: The Year We Make Contact. Critical Drinker just posted a review of it on YT.

Very good sci fi, with Roy Scheider, John Lithgow, Helen Mirren.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 14, 2021 09:56 AM (X+Fef)

352 Whilst I, being the super-responsible Moron that I is, would invest in real estate, specifically Ginger Island. Which will be stocked with gingers in bikinis who'll form a line from the mansion down to the shoreline to ferry my drinks back and forth. Drinks with those little umbrellas on them.
See? That's responsible.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:54 AM (HaL55)

I want exclusive rights to sell sunscreen to all those gingers.

Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 09:57 AM (FJYfm)

353 st. isidore has not yet realized that *everyone* skips john galt's speech.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 09:57 AM (v3pYe)

354 "reading" The Big Book of Boobs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

By Sears and Roebuck.

Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:58 AM (KnJdm)

355 st. isidore has not yet realized that *everyone* skips john galt's speech.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 09:57 AM (v3pYe)
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A is A. Mystics. Etc.

:: SKIP ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 09:58 AM (Jsjd7)

356 Doof, speaking of the 80s. If you're a movie buff, check out 2010: The Year We Make Contact. Critical Drinker just posted a review of it on YT.

Very good sci fi, with Roy Scheider, John Lithgow, Helen Mirren.
Posted by: callsign claymore at June 14, 2021 09:56 AM (X+Fef)

Appreciate the suggestion!

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 09:58 AM (mZUr4)

357 So would I, come to think of it...
I shall put you in charge of Quality Control for the Ginger Drink Delivery Regiment, Joe Mannix. I'll find something for her to do later...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:58 AM (HaL55)

358 Whilst I, being the super-responsible Moron that I is, would invest in real estate, specifically Ginger Island. Which will be stocked with gingers in bikinis who'll form a line from the mansion down to the shoreline to ferry my drinks back and forth. Drinks with those little umbrellas on them.
See? That's responsible.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:54 AM (HaL55)

I want exclusive rights to sell sunscreen to all those gingers.
Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 09:57 AM (FJYfm)

***

I want the exclusive franchise to apply said sunscreen to the backsides and nether regions of the aforementioned Gingers.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 14, 2021 09:59 AM (flINI)

359 Yeah, Network was a great movie

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 14, 2021 09:59 AM (q33Dd)

360
I want exclusive rights to sell sunscreen to all those gingers.
Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021 09:57 AM (FJYfm)

And I want exclusive rights to apply the sunscreen to all those gingers.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 09:59 AM (G2zl5)

361 I want exclusive rights to sell sunscreen to all those gingers.
Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2021

***
I want exclusive rights to apply the sunscreen to the gingers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 09:59 AM (/XOcP)

362 HA! Buzzion beat me by seconds!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 09:59 AM (/XOcP)

363 Whoa. Triple manifestation of the Horde Mind...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 09:59 AM (Jsjd7)

364 "reading" The Big Book of Boobs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

By Sears and Roebuck.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 09:58 AM (KnJdm)

Or the modern versions -- I enjoy the Venus and Lascana mini-catalogs that Mrs Doof receives in the mail regularly.

Posted by: Doof at June 14, 2021 10:00 AM (mZUr4)

365 Truck Monkey beat us both.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 10:00 AM (G2zl5)

366 Here's a discussion of Isidore of Seville at New Advent:

https://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08186a.htm

Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 10:00 AM (nzEdf)

367 " Moron that I is, would invest in real estate, specifically Ginger Island. Which will be stocked with gingers in bikinis who'll form a line from the mansion down to the shoreline to ferry my drinks back and forth. Drinks with those little umbrellas on them.
See? That's responsible."

I still am holding out for Alextopia.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 14, 2021 10:00 AM (3D/fK)

368 There have been a number of profiles of lottery winners. And a large number of them blow the money and end up in poverty again.

Even ones who did not start in poverty will blow the money. A lot of them just waste it. This also goes for lawsuit settlements paid in lump sums. A former patient, got close to half a million for an injury (that fortunately was not permanent in any way). He spent nearly the whole thing in six months on trips, vehicles, and gifts for the girlfriend who dumped him. He was not poor, but held a decent job for his age at the time. Luckily he got another after he quit his job and threw away the cash.

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 10:00 AM (ONvIw)

369 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 09:54 AM (HaL55)

Creating jobs in the service industry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:00 AM (csEWM)

370 And Truck Monkey Report appears to have been first for the "apply the sunscreen to the gingers" deal.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 10:00 AM (/XOcP)

371 Fist Full of Boobs

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 08:52 AM (OCTRt)

Huge Cans on Sister Sarah.

Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 10:01 AM (KnJdm)

372 Truck Monkey beat us both.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 10:00 AM (G2zl5)

***

And I was verbose as well...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 14, 2021 10:01 AM (flINI)

373 Lol at all of these applications.
Everyone form a line...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 10:01 AM (HaL55)

374 Are we sure he's not reading the LOLcat edition of the Bible?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2021 10:01 AM (SchxB)

375 Today, the Chinese are busy with a leak .. at a nuclear plant

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2021 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

376 Whoa. Triple manifestation of the Horde Mind...
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I think there's only six or seven of us really here, along with 100 or so socks.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 10:01 AM (OCTRt)

377 It appears that No Evil Foods is located in Weaverville, North Carolina, just about a nine iron north of Asheville.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Moar Bacon at June 14, 2021 10:01 AM (jYQlA)

378 378 Are we sure he's not reading the LOLcat edition of the Bible?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2021 10:01 AM (SchxB)

I think he MIGHT be reading the Bible.

Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 10:02 AM (nzEdf)

379 351 Whilst I, being the super-responsible Moron that I is, would invest in
real estate, specifically Ginger Island. Which will be stocked with
gingers in bikinis who'll form a line from the mansion down to the
shoreline to ferry my drinks back and forth. Drinks with those little
umbrellas on them.
i'd rather invest in mary ann island.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 10:02 AM (v3pYe)

380
He appears to be holding a stage-hook to yank under-performers away from the pulpit.

The crowd is bored by a tedious pastor, the boos reach a certain level, and he must act. Deus Vult.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2021 10:03 AM (2iDSr)

381 It appears that No Evil Foods is located in Weaverville, North Carolina, just about a nine iron north of Asheville.

Sounds about right.
Posted by: Moar Bacon at June 14, 2021

***

"Plant-based meat" is an oxymoron anyway. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 10:03 AM (/XOcP)

382 i'd rather invest in mary ann island.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 10:02 AM (v3pYe)

Oh here we go...

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 10:03 AM (Ez6QX)

383 "Plant-based meat" is an oxymoron anyway. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

All the meat I eat is plant based.

Meat packing plant.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (OCTRt)

384 i'd rather invest in mary ann island.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021

***
Dawn Wells was in an Invaders episode on MeTV this weekend. Two years after GI, and she still looked fantastic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (/XOcP)

385 I think he MIGHT be reading the Bible.
Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 10:02 AM (nzEdf

Or the book he's know for. The Etymologiae.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (G2zl5)

386 "Plant-based meat" is an oxymoron anyway. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 10:03 AM (/XOcP)

***

I saw Plant Based Meat open for Alcohol Free Whiskey at the Hippodrome in '93

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (flINI)

387 https://tinyurl.com/xvynum5c

C&Rsenal video on the Walker-Colt. Damn, that is an unwieldy pistol. Also, when test firing they make a point of saying that patches or the globs of grease are common modern methods of sealing the chamber of cap and ball pistols. Really? People stick a luge of grease in their pistols? Seems messy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (csEWM)

388 All the meat I eat is plant based.

Meat packing plant.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (OCTRt)

My hamburgers ate plants, so we're good.

Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (KnJdm)

389 i'd rather invest in mary ann island.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 14, 2021 10:02 AM (v3pYe)

Oh here we go...
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021

***
Bailey & Morticia Island. One half is wholesome girl-next-door entertainment; the other half is . . . dark.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 10:05 AM (/XOcP)

390 Huge Cans on Sister Sarah.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 10:01 AM (KnJdm)

The Good, the Bad, and the Stacked

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:05 AM (csEWM)

391 My hamburgers ate plants, so we're good.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (KnJdm)
++++
Yeah, we cultivate and eat herbivores for a wide variety of reasons. They're natural chemical processing plants that convert fiber and plant contents into protein.

It's like magic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (Jsjd7)

392 Really? People stick a luge of grease in their pistols? Seems messy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (csEWM)

Better than a chain fire and pulling back a blackened, bloody stump.

Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (KnJdm)

393 Plants are not food. Plants are what Food eats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (csEWM)

394 395 Yeah, we cultivate and eat herbivores for a wide variety of reasons. They're natural chemical processing plants that convert fiber and plant contents into protein.

It's like magic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (Jsjd7)

=========

Why go through all that trouble when you can just eat nuts?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

395 Better than a chain fire and pulling back a blackened, bloody stump.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (KnJdm)

No argument there, just saying I would probably look at the patches.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (csEWM)

396 My hamburgers ate plants, so we're good.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (KnJdm)

The Wokies are using meat as "solid food" and not liquids. They're twisting the language at every opportunity.

Posted by: CN at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (ONvIw)

397 The Good, the Bad, and the Stacked

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:05 AM (csEWM)

The Good, the Bad, and the Naughty.

Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (KnJdm)

398 All the meat I eat is plant based.

Meat packing plant.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (OCTRt)

Cows are made out of plants. Pasture grass, alfalfa, corn, barley. All plants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (vl2zm)

399 Why go through all that trouble when you can just eat nuts?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

Especially Dee's.

Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 10:07 AM (KnJdm)

400 403 Why go through all that trouble when you can just eat nuts?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

Especially Dee's.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 10:07 AM (KnJdm)

=========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (LvTSG)

401 397 Plants are not food. Plants are what Food eats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:06 AM (csEWM)

From a Christian end-times movie made some time ago:

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (PiwSw)

402 Test.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (qmgN2)

403 Eez

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (flINI)

404 "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (PiwSw)
++++
Is that the mirror-universe version of the "ethical vegan" thing?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (Jsjd7)

405 310 It probably keeps forever.
like the dog's milk, which keeps forever because nobody'll drink it.

Posted by: Holly at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (v3pYe)

406 Lottery winners blow their money because only people with no money skills play the lottery.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (XwlQP)

407 Especially Dee's.
Posted by: flounder at June 14, 2021 10:07 AM (KnJdm)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (Ez6QX)

408 Or if you're really hungry, have bofa Dees.

Posted by: squeakywheel at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (9O0fm)

409 SWIDT?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (flINI)

410 The Good, the Bad, and the Stacked
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2021 10:05 AM (csEWM)

Mother, Jugs & Speed

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 10:09 AM (mR6Gs)

411 Also, when test firing they make a point of saying that patches or the globs of grease are common modern methods of sealing the chamber of cap and ball pistols. Really? People stick a luge of grease in their pistols? Seems messy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Bear grease if you want to be authentic. And yeah, as others said, prevents chain fire and help keep the pistol lubed.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 10:09 AM (OCTRt)

412 Or if you're really hungry, have bofa Dees.
Posted by: squeakywheel at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (9O0fm)

***

And then Mora Dees

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 14, 2021 10:09 AM (flINI)

413 Lottery winners blow their money because only people with no money skills play the lottery.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (XwlQP)

Explain all the Asians who play

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 10:10 AM (mR6Gs)

414 Explain all the Asians who play
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 10:10 AM (mR6Gs)

***

Lower end of the Asian Bell Curve?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 14, 2021 10:11 AM (flINI)

415 Greek Omelettes rock. Eggs and feta. They just go togetta.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 10:11 AM (Bmy3R)

416 Lottery winners blow their money because only people with no money skills play the lottery.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (XwlQP)

Explain all the Asians who play
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021

***

"Certainly the game is rigged. Only way to win is to play."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 10:11 AM (/XOcP)

417 Lottery winners blow their money because only people with no money skills play the lottery.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 10:08 AM (XwlQP)

There is some truth to this, but I think a lot of people play because they like the excitement

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 10:11 AM (mR6Gs)

418 Explain all the Asians who play
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 10:10 AM (mR6Gs)
++++
A lot of them like to gamble, too...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 10:11 AM (Jsjd7)

419 A properly fitted round ball will leave a small ring of lead as it's pressed in with the loading lever. This makes an effective seal to keep any spark away from the wrong chamber.
Grease isn't required IF the ball is properly sized. Same goes for the percussion cap, wrong size can easily lead to it falling off and opening the chamber to sparks.
It actually takes abysmal lack of care to set up the circumstances necessary for chain discharge.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 14, 2021 10:11 AM (KATBx)

420 340 RIP Ned Beatty

https://tinyurl.com/5c5c8zwc

Wow!! LOTS OF NICE BOOBS IN THAT ONE!!!!

Posted by: Rael at June 14, 2021 10:12 AM (q33Dd)

421 ... Grease isn't required IF the ball is properly sized ...
Posted by: irongrampa at June 14, 2021 10:11 AM (KATBx)
++++
Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: Your Local Whore at June 14, 2021 10:12 AM (Jsjd7)

422 Explain all the Asians who play
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 10:10 AM (mR6Gs)

***

Lower end of the Asian Bell Curve?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 14, 2021 10:11 AM (flINI)

Nope.
I know a doctor who plays all the time

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 10:12 AM (mR6Gs)

423 Plenty of Asian deadbeats.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 10:12 AM (XwlQP)

424 A lot of them like to gamble, too...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2021 10:11 AM (Jsjd7)

They are all over the casinos.

I wonder what they know that I don't

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 10:13 AM (mR6Gs)

425 Asians love to gamble.

I know....rayciss.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2021 10:14 AM (wsQIi)

426 RIP Ned Beatty

https://tinyurl.com/5c5c8zwc

***
Beatty was the only actor in The Big Easy who actually sounded like he might be from Gnaw-luns.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 10:14 AM (/XOcP)

427 389 I think he MIGHT be reading the Bible.
Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 10:02 AM (nzEdf

Or the book he's know for. The Etymologiae.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 14, 2021 10:04 AM (G2zl5)

The Etymologiae is on the side table, there, under De Summo Bono.

Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 10:14 AM (nzEdf)

428 Nice Mitre!

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2021 10:14 AM (YxVzA)

429 Plenty of Asian deadbeats.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 10:12 AM (XwlQP)

I read that as "Asian Dead bats"

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 10:14 AM (mR6Gs)

430 Plenty of doctors ( and other well paid professionals) are bad money managers, gambling addicts, etc.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 10:14 AM (XwlQP)

431 RIP Ned Beatty

In honor of Ned Beatty, everyone squeal.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 10:14 AM (OCTRt)

432 Isodore invented the ampersand, or so I am told. Only at AoSHQ is the ampersand regarded as a privilege and not as a human right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2021 10:14 AM (Zny85)

433 435 RIP Ned Beatty

In honor of Ned Beatty, everyone squeal.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 10:14 AM (OCTRt)

=========

OTIS!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 14, 2021 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

434 Plenty of doctors ( and other well paid professionals) are bad money managers, gambling addicts, etc.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 10:14 AM (XwlQP)

And drug addicts

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2021 10:15 AM (mR6Gs)

435 Funny, China Syndrome backwards.

Except for slow death it's funny.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 14, 2021 10:15 AM (rB4m/)

436 "...every third Chinaman runs a lottery, and the balance of the tribe 'buck at it'"

- Mark Twain, "Roughing It"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 14, 2021 10:15 AM (Bmy3R)

437 I saw Abysmal Lack of Care open for Dexys Midnight Runne... oh, never mind.

Posted by: Eileen at June 14, 2021 10:15 AM (HLwmB)

438 Isodore invented the ampersand, or so I am told. Only at AoSHQ is the ampersand regarded as a privilege and not as a human right.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Excuse me while I whip this out.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021 10:16 AM (OCTRt)

439 RIP Ned Beatty

In honor of Ned Beatty, everyone squeal.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2021

***
"Otis? Otis, it's not that I don't trust you but -- I don't trust you, Otis. What'd you do?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 10:16 AM (/XOcP)

440 At least in a Casino you decent offs of winning. Under 50% obviously but still not 0.0000001% which is what the odds of winning the lottery are.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2021 10:16 AM (XwlQP)

441 441 I saw Abysmal Lack of Care open for Dexys Midnight Runne... oh, never mind.
Posted by: Eileen at June 14, 2021 10:15 AM (HLwmB)

Come on!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 14, 2021 10:16 AM (PiwSw)

442 NOOD.

Gorilla's up.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 14, 2021 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

443 "I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are."
- Groucho Marx.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 14, 2021 10:17 AM (HaL55)

444
CNN reports that Andy Slavitt, one of President Biden's top COVID-19 advisers who stepped down this week, wrote in his new book "Preventable" that Birx spoke to him after briefing officials in Minnesota last summer.
"I wanted to get a sense for whether, in the event of a strained transition of government, she would help give Biden and his team the best chance to be effective," Slavitt wrote of Birx and their meeting, CNN reported.
"She looked me in the eye and said, 'I hope the election turns out a certain way,'" Slavitt wrote in the book, according to CNN. "I had the most important information I needed," he added, according to the outlet.
The interaction reportedly took place last August when Slavitt met with Birx, who worked on the coronavirus task force under Trump, after being invited to attend the briefing.
Slavitt noted that Birx was "completely silenced" by the Trump administration, and that she seemed "downright scared."

She did quit of breaking her own travel recommendation 20-Dec-2021

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2021 10:17 AM (RHGPo)

445 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2021 10:18 AM (/XOcP)

446 "She looked me in the eye and said, 'I hope the election turns out a certain way,'" Slavitt wrote in the book, according to CNN.

How . . . vague.

Posted by: m at June 14, 2021 10:20 AM (nzEdf)

447 Even ones who did not start in poverty will blow the money. A lot of them just waste it. This also goes for lawsuit settlements paid in lump sums.
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Yep, there are all kinds of studies that show that people who earn money are much more responsible with it than people who are just handed money, and put no personal effort into obtaining it.

And we can see that in the example of lottery winners (both the game type and the lawsuit type), and also in examples of inherited wealth. The people who originally earned the fortunes are typically much more careful with it than the idiot sons and daughters who just inherited tons of cash from successful dad or mom.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 14, 2021 10:23 AM (k4dH2)

448 Greetings:

Big hat, no sheep.

Posted by: 11B40 at June 14, 2021 11:32 AM (evgyj)

449
This Hogwarts Tome is digging into my boner something awful,Is it available in Kindle. Ooops Splurge on page 283.

Posted by: Saf at June 14, 2021 02:09 PM (/N+d8)

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