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Grandpa Sundown Diddlefingers Just Can't Get Enough of Pre-Pubescent Girls
Also Avers That "White Supremacy" is The Greatest Terrorist Threat

He rushes over to two little girls and offers them ice cream, and maybe a van ride.

First, Biden claims that the "intelligence community" -- staffed at the top with leftwingers appointed by Obama and now Biden who have been pushing the "white supremacists do more terrorism than jihadists" since the week after 9/11-- claims that white supremacy is a greater threat than, well, anything.

Elderly Asian Women knocked out by "multiracial white supremacy" unavailable for comment.

He also says that lawyers and accountants are too racist to work for "young black entrepreneurs," I guess:

Thanks for both to Tami.

Biden continues creeping on very, very young girls:


The press is keenly interested in Grandpa Diddlefingers' ice cream habits. No word on whether they'll ask him why he's offering ice cream to little girls.

Or why he sniffs little girls, for that matter.

Joe Biden's theme songs.

Posted by: Ace at 05:26 PM




Comments

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 01, 2021 04:26 PM (Y/Czk)

2 top ten?

Posted by: barbarausa at June 01, 2021 04:26 PM (W7IZQ)

3 ooh!

Posted by: barbarausa at June 01, 2021 04:26 PM (W7IZQ)

4 I knew it. willowed again.

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2021 04:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

5 dang top 10

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:27 PM (VcFUs)

6 Ok, Biden biting the microphone is hilarious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2021 04:27 PM (W2Pud)

7 I nooded.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2021 04:28 PM (nxdel)

8 joe really is a POS

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2021 04:28 PM (Zmnko)

9 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 01, 2021 04:28 PM (qe5CM)

10 Sup

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 01, 2021 04:29 PM (VDCh4)

11 I nooded

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:29 PM (VcFUs)

12 The little girl stuff is disturbing.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2021 04:29 PM (bDqIh)

13 Like I said, for Biden and the media, ice cream is a code word.

For cheese pizza.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2021 04:30 PM (Yoq4u)

14 Why is the Bee logo for the Babylon Bee rainbow colored?

Posted by: Just Asking at June 01, 2021 04:30 PM (iCjpC)

15 Joe sure is into ice cream and little girls.. Wonder if he has a van down by the river

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2021 04:30 PM (Zmnko)

16 The press is keenly interested in Grandpa Diddlefingers' ice cream habits. No word on whether they'll ask him why he's offering ice cream to little girls.

This brings the notion of two scoops to new and depraved meanings.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:30 PM (VcFUs)

17 Want some ice cream, little girls?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 01, 2021 04:30 PM (cwI4U)

18 maybe Biden thought it was Spongy Licorice from Ben and Jerry.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2021 04:31 PM (4a9Vv)

19 14 Why is the Bee logo for the Babylon Bee rainbow colored?
Posted by: Just Asking at June 01, 2021 04:30 PM (iCjpC)

They're proud of it, but only for this month.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:31 PM (VcFUs)

20 Biden really is a creepy old lech.

If he had lived near me, his house would have been off limits for trick or treating.

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2021 04:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

21 The irony of the ignorant old fool lecturing about racism after having been a parasitic grifter within the party of racism is stunning. He has profited more or less directly by his party keeping people in dependency for near 50 years.

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2021 04:31 PM (6Je/Q)

22 >>>First, Biden claims that the "intelligence community" -- staffed at the
top with leftwingers appointed by Obama and now Biden who have been
pushing the "white supremacists do more terrorism than jihadists"

Daily Beast had an article on how many card-carrying white supremacists there actually were in the U.S., before the narrative became everything bad is from white supremacists. Something like 0.03% of the population. Trannies are a bigger terror threat, based on numbers alone.

Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2021 04:31 PM (KnJdm)

23 Joey Leg Hairs and his whole family are apparently pervs...

Posted by: setnaffa at June 01, 2021 04:31 PM (UtmPT)

24 Sundowner needs a shock collar anytime he gets within 20 feet of a little girl.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2021 04:31 PM (Cxk7w)

25
Again I remind you that obama did the exact same ice cream photo op for Fake News.

In fact, I think biden was with him. They both ate ice cream cones while they fake-celebrated the fake-success of the bullshit "stimulus."

We are re-living the 2009 Playbook.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 01, 2021 04:31 PM (8FcHK)

26 The Bee is awesome:

Witnesses say the pilot, a Democrat, wants to fly the plane into the ground at 700 MPH.

The Republican co-pilot, however, has proposed crashing at a much more reasonable speed of 600 MPH.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2021 04:32 PM (Yoq4u)

27 Blech, I felt grossed out just typing that. What a demented freak Joe is.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 01, 2021 04:32 PM (cwI4U)

28 We are re-living the 2009 Playbook.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 01, 2021 04:31 PM (8FcHK)

fuck, you mean I gotta lose $200K in equity on my house again?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:32 PM (VcFUs)

29 Grampa, I have my sock back. Can we watch Cuties again?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at June 01, 2021 04:33 PM (W4eKo)

30 You've got to be awfully bad to be more loathsome than the Fake Black Carpetbaggers Obama and Harris, but Biden's managed it in a walk.

The problem is that even if we had a nice case of bubonic plague break out in DC (ohpleaseplease) you'd have to get a LOOOOONG way down the line of succession before you'd find anyone even tolerable.

Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2021 04:33 PM (8erNz)

31 14 Why is the Bee logo for the Babylon Bee rainbow colored?

Posted by: Just Asking at June 01, 2021 04:30 PM (iCjpC)

When the Bee goes woke, we're done.

Posted by: Tami at June 01, 2021 04:33 PM (cF8AT)

32
Also, watch the stupid sign language lady as she "translates" biden's gibberish. Not only does she make amusing ugly faces, but I'm pretty sure she edits his words on-the-fly.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 01, 2021 04:33 PM (8FcHK)

33 A fountain of doltery.

Posted by: klaftern at June 01, 2021 04:33 PM (r4sI4)

34 Gary Puckett. Excellent choice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 04:33 PM (0Fm2R)

35 So the president of the United States is a pedo. I'm sure the libtards are so proud.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2021 04:33 PM (nxdel)

36 Asks them if they would help him find his missing puppy.

This is what happens to some when senility hits. People regress to childhood and lose most inhibitions.

Someone should look into missing children around where Biden lived. Up till maybe the 90s.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 01, 2021 04:34 PM (gHWbw)

37 And that mother fker needs to give up his position to a woman of color so as to give equal rights.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2021 04:34 PM (Cxk7w)

38 Sorry Paste Eating perv. We're gonna burn your fucking house down.

Whoever supports this piece of shit is my enemy.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 01, 2021 04:34 PM (jvt6t)

39 Trannies are a bigger terror threat, based on numbers alone.
Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2021 04:31 PM (KnJdm)

They are. you ever see a funny car throw a clutch pack? or one of them dragsters re-kit itself with a tranny blow?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:34 PM (VcFUs)

40 Yeah Biden saw all those white supremacists in Tulsa vowing to kill every black they could get their hands on, bury them, and then dig them up and kill them again. Oops, they were all boys from St Floyd's hair weave and auto chop shop. Sorry.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 01, 2021 04:34 PM (EcD5Y)

41 Sundowner needs a shock collar. anytime he gets within 20 feet of a little girl.
FIFY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 01, 2021 04:34 PM (HaL55)

42 Mean Tweets FAR superior to Pedophile 'n Thief.

Posted by: Orange Man Bad (Rheeeeeeeees Be Upon Him) at June 01, 2021 04:34 PM (jV+aN)

43 BIDEN: "...young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the chance as white entrepreneurs are, but they don't have lawyers, they don't have accountants...

Are those the entrepreneurs that stand on street corners at 3 am? If so, they do so have lawyers: public defenders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2021 04:34 PM (YqDXo)

44 Was there not some disgusting loathesome story about Biden in the shower with a youngun? Maybe I am imagining that....

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2021 04:35 PM (6Je/Q)

45 The press is keenly interested in Grandpa Diddlefingers' ice cream habits.
hmm. maybe there's a market there for gwyneth paltrow to tap when she gets tired of making explosive candles.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 04:35 PM (v3pYe)

46 @8
>>joe really is a POS

The meat puppet has been a vicious, degenerate scumbag going on 50 years of his public service.

There may have existed a time between the ages of 0 to 4 where he might not have been a vicious, degenerate scumbag but I bet he was a shitty child.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 04:35 PM (Eb1Pb)

47 Yeah Buddy. Biden being Biden. What a country.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at June 01, 2021 04:35 PM (MM2Aj)

48 The only thing not a total lie about "white supremacy" is that its so vague and inconsistently used as to mean almost nothing at all.

Posted by: Zek at June 01, 2021 04:35 PM (5RTdG)

49 What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?


There's twenty of them!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (6FeV1)

50 They are. you ever see a funny car throw a clutch pack? or one of them dragsters re-kit itself with a tranny blow?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:34 PM (VcFUs)

They've tranny blankets for a reason. They could blow at any moment without notice.

Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (KnJdm)

51 Joe Biden's theme songs.

------

"She was too young to fall in love ...
Hunter was too young for blow."

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (fiE3h)

52 They count white biker gangs' activities as White Power terrorism.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (UHVv4)

53 The tell-alls after the Biden administration is going to be hair-raising.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (s+u6b)

54 44 Was there not some disgusting loathesome story about Biden in the shower with a youngun? Maybe I am imagining that....
i suspect you're confusing joe with hunter.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (v3pYe)

55 Hunter makes so much sense now.

The apple did not fall far from the pedo tree.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (ifmtJ)

56 You little girls like ice cream? I've got the best ice cream in my van. Why don't you just step in? And you can feel my leg hair if you want.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (DpkTQ)

57 What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?





There's twenty of them!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (6FeV1)

Your dick looks so big in their hands.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (KnJdm)

58 54 44 Was there not some disgusting loathesome story about Biden in the shower with a youngun? Maybe I am imagining that....
i suspect you're confusing joe with hunter.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (v3pYe)

Ah, right. Thanks, Comrade....

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2021 04:37 PM (6Je/Q)

59 44 Was there not some disgusting loathesome story about Biden in the shower with a youngun? Maybe I am imagining that....
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2021 04:35 PM (6Je/Q)

His own niece or something, iirc.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 04:37 PM (6FeV1)

60 19 14 Why is the Bee logo for the Babylon Bee rainbow colored?
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They did it as a joke, said earlier today it was "to beg God not to flood us again"

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 01, 2021 04:37 PM (Usw4k)

61 At times like these, it's important to be positive.....

I am SO GLAD that that POS is not only my problem now.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 01, 2021 04:37 PM (VYjdj)

62 Here's a thought. If government wasn't all-intrusive, those black entrepreneurs wouldn't need all those lawyers and accountants.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 01, 2021 04:37 PM (Dse6M)

63 They've tranny blankets for a reason. They could blow at any moment without notice.
Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (KnJdm)

What happens under the blanket, stays under the blanket.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:37 PM (VcFUs)

64 BIDEN: "...young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the chance as white entrepreneurs are, but they don't have lawyers, they don't have accountants...

Also, Joe should know this, but lawyers will sometimes work just for being granted stock in a startup, for two reasons: 1) the startup might just take off (not very likely, but a huge payoff if it does), and 2) even if the startup just becomes part of the walking dead (survives, but does not blast off), it can still become a paying client (so lawyers will agree to represent them just to build their book of clients).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2021 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

65 55 Hunter makes so much sense now.

The apple did not fall far from the pedo tree.

Yup... He was cheating with Jill before his wife's accident.. One starts to think maybe suicide

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2021 04:38 PM (Zmnko)

66 44 Was there not some disgusting loathesome story about Biden in the shower with a youngun? Maybe I am imagining that....

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2021 04:35 PM (6Je/Q)

-----

I think he was in the shower with his dog ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 04:38 PM (fiE3h)

67 >>The tell-alls after the Biden administration is going to be hair-raising.


Hunter's laptop.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2021 04:38 PM (bDqIh)

68 or one of them dragsters re-kit itself with a tranny blow?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:34 PM (VcFUs)

I take a lot of shit, y-y-you know. But don't knock it till you've tried it.

Posted by: Hugh Grant at June 01, 2021 04:38 PM (Yoq4u)

69 They are going to effectively outlaw opposition to democrat policies.

Posted by: sven at June 01, 2021 04:38 PM (Lzpvj)

70 Don't worry about the Bee. They're being sarcastic as usual about the colors.

I loved the Woke Zone. And the pilots arguing about how fast to dive the plane into the ground.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 01, 2021 04:38 PM (gHWbw)

71 Accountants will sometimes do this also.

The trick is persuading lawyers and accountants that your company will be pursuing something more promising than foreskin transplants.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2021 04:38 PM (YqDXo)

72 When hubs read me what he said about that girl on Friday, I was dumbfounded. "Sitting there like a little lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe, indeed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2021 04:38 PM (Ez6QX)

73 Was there not some disgusting loathesome story about Biden in the shower with a youngun? Maybe I am imagining that....
Posted by: kraken

His daughter. She wrote about it in a diary.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 01, 2021 04:39 PM (Dse6M)

74 They've tranny blankets for a reason. They could blow at any moment without notice.
Imagine my surprise when I learned that Drag Story Hour for the wee ones didn't include John Force.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 01, 2021 04:39 PM (HaL55)

75 59 44 Was there not some disgusting loathesome story about Biden in the shower with a youngun? Maybe I am imagining that....
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2021 04:35 PM (6Je/Q)

His own niece or something, iirc.

I think it was his druggie Daughter Ashley.. It was in her diary.. Could be wrong

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2021 04:39 PM (Zmnko)

76 Outside of the prison system, how many white supremacists are there? A dozen maybe?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)

77 Biden also discussed the Tuskegee Airmen syphilis experiments n Tulsa today, Ace.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2021 04:39 PM (UHVv4)

78 13 Like I said, for Biden and the media, ice cream is a code word.

For cheese pizza.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2021 04:30 PM (Yoq4u)

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ISWYDT

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 04:39 PM (fiE3h)

79 Was there not some disgusting loathesome story about Biden in the shower with a youngun? Maybe I am imagining that....

Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2021 04:35 PM (6Je/Q)

Ashley Biden diary story about Stinkfinger showering with her.

Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2021 04:39 PM (KnJdm)

80 They've tranny blankets for a reason. They could blow at any moment without notice.
Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2021 04:36 PM (KnJdm)

What happens under the blanket, stays under the blanket.
Posted by: BifBewalski


I'm gonna be sick....

Posted by: Linus Van Pelt at June 01, 2021 04:39 PM (VYjdj)

81 22 Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2021 04:31 PM (KnJdm)

Fun with language, they have redefined "white supremacy" to mean "non self-flagellating cuck curious white."

By that definition the numbers change.

Posted by: sven at June 01, 2021 04:40 PM (Lzpvj)

82 They are going to effectively outlaw opposition to democrat policies.

Posted by: sven at June 01, 

There can only be one party.

Posted by: NKVD at June 01, 2021 04:40 PM (dNAD3)

83 No word on whether they'll ask him why he's offering ice cream to little girls.

Joe, you offer candy. As in "Hey, little girl, would you like some candy?" Or say that you need help finding your puppy. Girls love puppies.

Posted by: Pedobear outreach officer at June 01, 2021 04:40 PM (awtm/)

84 Biden also discussed the Tuskegee Airmen syphilis experiments n Tulsa today, Ace.

Oh FFS...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2021 04:40 PM (Zmnko)

85 Was there not some disgusting loathesome story about Biden in the shower with a youngun? Maybe I am imagining that....
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2021 04:35 PM (6Je/Q)

His niece.

And she wrote about it in her diary.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2021 04:41 PM (2JVJo)

86 >Also Avers That "White Supremacy" is The Greatest Terrorist Threat


he means- 'They' mean-

conservatives
republicans
trump voters

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 01, 2021 04:41 PM (iTXRQ)

87 The meat puppet has been a vicious, degenerate scumbag going on 50 years of his public service sticking his snout in the public trough.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2021 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

88 Again on Gulag Archipelago, Alexander Solzhenitsyn throughout the books shows how the Soviets preached that political prisoners were beyond contempt and didn't deserve to live. So beatings, torture or death was well deserved.
That's what they are doing claiming every white is some kind of white supremacist coming to deny minorities their rights.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2021 04:41 PM (Cxk7w)

89 White supremacists are as common as hens teeth and frog hair. Also brain cells in Biden's skull.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2021 04:41 PM (o2MD2)

90
Elderly Asian Women knocked out by "multiracial white supremacy" unavailable for comment.

She needs to be living on Tulsa time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2021 04:42 PM (63Dwl)

91 Hunter's laptop.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2021 04:38 PM (bDqIh)

Fat ass Barr sat on this. Knew all about it. And sat on it. And the FBI raided Giuliani - America's Fucking Mayor - over it.

And I have to say, the right has handled this all wrong. Should have put it on wiki leaks with a checksum. Then again, if as I suspect, wikileaks is a CIA joint, maybe they tried. Or knew better.

Can't stop the signal, Mal.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2021 04:42 PM (Yoq4u)

92
Still waiting for clinton and the DOJ to be held accountable for their massacre.

Bush and the fbi were never held accountable for their massacre.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 01, 2021 04:42 PM (8FcHK)

93 The day Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and every other white Dem politician, and all white on-air news persons based in NYC, issues a public apology for they and their ancestors hurting blacks through personal acts of systemic racism going back several generations, and immediately give 50 percent of their personal wealth to black charities not controlled by Democrat operatives, is the day I will believe they are sincere and not simply using the race card for personal and political gain.

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2021 04:43 PM (AMIL/)

94 @69

I bet if they throw in Comprehensive Amigo Grande, a 100 pct increase in H1B's and a 25 pct corporate tax cut, the GOP will sign off on it and dissolve their party.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 04:43 PM (Eb1Pb)

95
oprah doesn't have an accountant?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 01, 2021 04:43 PM (8FcHK)

96
lebron cocksucker james doesn't have a lawyer?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 01, 2021 04:43 PM (8FcHK)

97 Who cuts Joe's hair? Has anyone else noticed that the back hangs down like a curtain instead of being tapered against the neck? That drives me crazy.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 01, 2021 04:44 PM (Dse6M)

98 Outside of the prison system, how many white supremacists are there? A dozen maybe?

This is another op and it's fucking disgusting. Stupid people will believe though because people are fucking stupid.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2021 04:44 PM (nxdel)

99 Joe Biden is a hideous predator just one toddler away from child molester.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2021 04:44 PM (tVOev)

100 97 Who cuts Joe's hair? Has anyone else noticed that the back hangs down like a curtain instead of being tapered against the neck? That drives me crazy.

To hide the wires?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2021 04:44 PM (Zmnko)

101 OT - willowed. One of my mentees was just notified that she is qualified for the LPGA in Thursday's Colorado Open! Hope she does well.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:45 PM (VcFUs)

102 BIDEN: "...young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the chance as white entrepreneurs are, but they don't have lawyers, they don't have accountants...

(pre-internet): If only we had a catalog of persons in the general area selling their services and supplying their contact information. Maybe we could have the phone company distribute it for free. Maybe give it a distinctive color, like yellow.

(post-internet): If only we had the internet.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 01, 2021 04:45 PM (awtm/)

103 "White supremacist" means Whites who don't vote for Democrats, i.e., most of them. Whites need to find a political party that doesn't shrug off this genocidal talk and takes the fight to our evil enemy.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 01, 2021 04:45 PM (puu6v)

104 Who cuts Joe's hair?

That would be me.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at June 01, 2021 04:45 PM (W4eKo)

105 100 97 Who cuts Joe's hair? Has anyone else noticed that the back hangs down like a curtain instead of being tapered against the neck? That drives me crazy.

To hide the wires?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2021 04:44 PM (Zmnko)

The trepanning scars. where they scooped out the rot and inserted dog shit for ballast.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:45 PM (VcFUs)

106 Puddin went to Honey Hut? Another place ruined by that piece of garbage...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 01, 2021 04:46 PM (y7DUB)

107 Was there not some disgusting loathesome story about Biden in the shower with a youngun? Maybe I am imagining that....
Posted by: kraken at June 01, 2021 04:35 PM (6Je/Q)


Not his niece. His daughter Ashley.

How can this story be so poorly remembered?!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 04:46 PM (0Fm2R)

108 76 Outside of the prison system, how many white supremacists are there? A dozen maybe?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)

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With about 10 out of every 12 being undercover FBI.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 04:46 PM (L/Ec6)

109 #76 - I think there are more people at a Wednesday night Al-anon meeting than there are white supremacists in the USA.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 01, 2021 04:46 PM (s+u6b)

110 Some poor perv slobs have to drive around in a windowless van offering candy to little girls and some like our POTUS pervert have AF1 and a fawning media to cover for him. What a gig for this pig.

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2021 04:46 PM (ijfNv)

111 If R congress critters had any balls they would question Wray or Garland when they spew the WS threat bullshit.

Our biggest national security threat? Ok, who are they? Where are they? How do they recruit? Bigger in cities or rural? How many have you arrested?

Yes, I see the flaw in my premise. Lack of balls.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 04:46 PM (kTF2Z)

112
Remember the staged photo of all those people wearing lab coats with obama showing their support for his totalitarian health care plan?

None of them were doctors.

Expect something like that again, soon.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 01, 2021 04:46 PM (8FcHK)

113 So the president of the United States is a pedo. I'm sure the libtards are so proud.
Posted by: Jewells45

Better than all those mean tweets. And Trump was Putin's puppet! And all those insurrectionists from Jan 6 don't deserve any rights.
And on, and on, and on......

Joe is the idiot president that Democrats have always wanted. They can project nearly anything on him they want, because he is such and empty suit. Moreso than Oblabla.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 01, 2021 04:46 PM (vcOmj)

114 @97

Joe Bidens nickname is plugs as in hair plugs, the back of the head is typically the main donor site for plugs, hence the bizarre hair style.


Real men accept their hair loss and shave their heads or really lean into their hair situation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 04:47 PM (Eb1Pb)

115 97 Who cuts Joe's hair? Has anyone else noticed that the back hangs down like a curtain instead of being tapered against the neck? That drives me crazy.
Posted by: abbynormal at June 01, 2021 04:44 PM (Dse6M)

Party in the back. Skeevy perv in the front.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2021 04:47 PM (Yoq4u)

116 Also, Joe should know this, but lawyers will
sometimes work just for being granted stock in a startup, for two
reasons: 1) the startup might just take off (not very likely, but a huge
payoff if it does), and 2) even if the startup just becomes part of the
walking dead (survives, but does not blast off), it can still become a
paying client (so lawyers will agree to represent them just to build
their book of clients).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2021 04:37 PM (YqDXo
As a lawyer, I will tell you that is true, but it is so full of ethical landmines (valuation of the stock, becoming a part-owner rather than remaining a neutral, objective provider of advice, etc.) that it is something that should be done only rarely.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2021 04:47 PM (SPIq5)

117 "laywers"

"accountants"

Just say it, shithead. Say what you mean.

"Hymies". Fucking klansman piece of shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 04:48 PM (6FeV1)

118 Not his niece. His daughter Ashley.

How can this story be so poorly remembered?!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here!


It is just so much White Supremacist terrorism directed at Beloved Leader, Comrade Joe!

You must watch yourself, tovarische!

Daspadanya!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 01, 2021 04:48 PM (vcOmj)

119 Did Jill wear her celebration fishnets to Tulsa?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 04:48 PM (0Fm2R)

120 For the Left and race hustlers It's always somebody else's fault.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 04:49 PM (2DOZq)

121 Remember the staged photo of all those people wearing lab coats with obama showing their support for his totalitarian health care plan?

None of them were doctors.

Expect something like that again, soon.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


It will be aliens telling us that using fossil fuels is wrong, and so is eating meat.
I shit you not.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 01, 2021 04:49 PM (vcOmj)

122 Did Biden apologize for the racial jungle comment?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 04:49 PM (kTF2Z)

123 119 Did Jill wear her celebration fishnets to Tulsa?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 04:48 PM (0Fm2R)

Depends.

Bwahahahahaha.

On whether or not it was the fish nets that have the holes big enough to grip and tear open

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:50 PM (VcFUs)

124 Never call a haircut getting your ears lowered around Grampa.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at June 01, 2021 04:50 PM (W4eKo)

125 101 OT - willowed. One of my mentees was just notified that she is qualified
for the LPGA in Thursday's Colorado Open! Hope she does well.
oh, the huge mentee!

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 04:50 PM (v3pYe)

126 It will be aliens telling us that using fossil fuels is wrong, and so is eating meat.
I shit you not.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 01, 2021 04:49 PM (vcOmj)

Cocksuckers hardest hit.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:50 PM (VcFUs)

127 Did Biden apologize for the racial jungle comment?
I'm pretty sure he'd have to remember it first, which I don't see happening.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 01, 2021 04:51 PM (HaL55)

128 The trepanning scars. where they scooped out the rot and inserted dog shit for ballast.
That's a damn calumny. They scooped out nothing. They used one of those things for scrambling eggs in the shell. It clarified his thinking briefly.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2021 04:51 PM (v16oJ)

129 Am I just imagining this, or was Tulsa no big deal until Trump decided to have a rally there a couple of years ago?
Suddenly it's the hellhole of the nation.
Oh and I want Hailey to come protect my house!

Posted by: pj at June 01, 2021 04:51 PM (G1dq6)

130 Thing is these little girls he's sniffing the hair of and making comments are now confused and upset and will forever have some psyche problems.

That can happen at that age with someone who is a powerful person does stuff like that. Children can't think their way through that stuff so they blame themselves.

I'd like to volunteer to beat him in the head with a hammer but I shouldn't have to. That those around him let him get away with this stuff as if it's nothing are more despicable than he is. He's not in a normal state of mind. They are and they know this is terrible. But they don't have the guts to say or do anything about it.

And that goes double for the Secret Service. At no point should any President be able to get away with breaking the law and that includes the rules of polite and moral society. But then we've had that taken away haven't we.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 01, 2021 04:51 PM (gHWbw)

131 Who cuts Joe's hair? Has anyone else noticed that the back hangs down like a curtain instead of being tapered against the neck? That drives me crazy.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 01, 2021 04:44 PM (Dse6M)

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Hey, those iridium plugs are going to change themselves you know ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 04:51 PM (L/Ec6)

132 Real men accept their hair loss and shave their heads or really lean into their hair situation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 04:47 PM (Eb1Pb)

Biden's way of dealing with hair loss has been as classless as everything else that retarded oaf has done.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at June 01, 2021 04:52 PM (y7DUB)

133 Joe is a sad case. Old and doesn't know the difference between 9 and 19. His id does all the talking for him.

The rest of the junta, though.... they're just evil racist scumbags.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 04:52 PM (0Fm2R)

134 He looks and sounds nuts.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2021 04:52 PM (Zsfob)

135 "Trump paid Russian hookers to pee on a bed used by Obama"

-- Also the intelligence community

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 01, 2021 04:52 PM (CAJOC)

136 Chocolate on chocolate to me is a bit too much chocolate. Mint chocolate chip works well.
Vanilla and chocolate is cool.
White chocolate and chocolate is good.

IDIC

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 04:52 PM (PNtP0)

137 I can't believe, that Biden hasn't ordered a beasted version of a white, 78 Ford Econoline van. Almost defies logic.

Posted by: Secretaria de Seguridad Publica at June 01, 2021 04:52 PM (UIoQ3)

138 125 101 OT - willowed. One of my mentees was just notified that she is qualified
for the LPGA in Thursday's Colorado Open! Hope she does well.
oh, the huge mentee!
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 04:50 PM (v3pYe)

If you get the chance, watch for Micheala Williams. It's her first time competing at the professional level in the LPGA. until this CO-Open tournament, she's always been one or two scores to high to qualify.

Good engineer, hope she makes the LPGA full time, but I'll hate like hell to lose her as one of my engineers.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:53 PM (VcFUs)

139 Tulsa is one of the cities that they feature on The First 48. Lot of massacring going on in Tulsa.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 04:53 PM (2DOZq)

140 BIDEN: "...young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the chance as white entrepreneurs are, but they don't have lawyers, they don't have accountants...

Black entrepreneurs have been devastated in Dem run cities that have been burning since last Summer.

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2021 04:53 PM (ijfNv)

141 117 "laywers"

"accountants"

Just say it, shithead. Say what you mean.

"Hymies". Fucking klansman piece of shit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 04:48 PM (6FeV1)

Are we talking about Al Sharpton?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 04:53 PM (PNtP0)

142 The "Intelligence Community", along with the Donk's and their media allies, constitute the greatest threat this country has ever faced. Bar none.

Posted by: PacosMojo at June 01, 2021 04:53 PM (KghK8)

143 Or was that Jesse Jackson?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 04:54 PM (PNtP0)

144 Not his niece. His daughter Ashley.



How can this story be so poorly remembered?!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 04:46 PM (0Fm2R)
++++I think it is because perversion runs so rampant in that family that is hard to remember who did what, especially when the Hunter stuff came out. I believe Hunter was sexual engaged with his niece.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2021 04:54 PM (Q5gg0)

145 Chocolate on chocolate to me is a bit too much chocolate. Mint chocolate chip works well.

Vanilla and chocolate is cool.

White chocolate and chocolate is good.

Publix has a Chocolate Trinity ice cream that's out of this world. That's good stuff. Can't eat it in the winter because Reynauds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 01, 2021 04:54 PM (HaL55)

146 Biden is either absolutely unable to control himself for a few minutes or believes he can get away with anything.
Probably both are true.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2021 04:54 PM (cSyAR)

147 We get the government and leadership we deserve. Or so I've been repeatedly told. I presume when the GOPe and their family members are diddled by the retard's goons they might be forced to fire off a sternly worded letter.

But probably not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2021 04:54 PM (3H9h1)

148 142 The "Intelligence Community", along with the Donk's and their media allies, constitute the greatest threat this country has ever faced. Bar none.
Posted by: PacosMojo at June 01, 2021 04:53 PM (KghK

Communism has been and continues to be the greatest threat. So many different faces- all the same.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 04:54 PM (PNtP0)

149 I eat ice cream for breakfast.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at June 01, 2021 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

150 Good engineer, hope she makes the LPGA full time, but I'll hate like hell to lose her as one of my engineers.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:53 PM (VcFUs)

I have to ask. Does she like girls or guys?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (2DOZq)

151 Real men accept their hair loss and shave their heads or really lean into their hair situation.
The best retort to baldness mockery was from Sen. Jake Garn, also an "astronaut".

Paraphrasing: every man has a fixed amount of testosterone. If you want to use it growing hair, that's your business.

Posted by: pep at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (v16oJ)

152 >>The day Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and every other white Dem politician, and all white on-air news persons based in NYC, issues a public apology for they and their ancestors hurting blacks . . .

Sometimes when I have insomnia I will catch an episode of the PBS show "Finding Your Roots" . They track down the family tree and life details of celebrities, including performing a dna test to identify ethnicity (also helps when there are gaps in records).
Very often a black guest will discover they have a high % European dna (Gayle King, who was visibly upset), or in the case is Issa Rae (IIRC), she was the descendent of a wealthy white slave owner who was killed during the Bermuda slave uprising - and the slaveowner's half-black former son (also her family) owned his own wife and daughter.

The reverse also happens with white guests. They discover they have non-white family, maybe even are a direct descendent of a slave or two.

It illustrates again and again that history is messy, that no one's race is pure, nor family so wonderful that it does not include some bad characters and others who those in the present hate.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (bDqIh)

153 Or why he sniffs little girls, for that matter


Or gropes them. Seriously ace, don't just look at the creepy photos of him sniffing girls hair. Watch the video of how he behaves towards them, pawing at them like a creepy uncle that you tell your daughter to avoid at family get togethers. Except he's not even family. Its disturbing as fuck.

Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (vMCab)

154 Anybody tell Joe that ice cream headaches cause aneurysms?

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

155
oh, the huge mentee!
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda

Is that one of those big eyebrow guys in Dune?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (63Dwl)

156 Good engineer, hope she makes the LPGA full time, but I'll hate like hell to lose her as one of my engineers.
You train mentats? I'm impressed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (HaL55)

157 Publix has a Chocolate Trinity ice cream that's out of this world. That's good stuff. Can't eat it in the winter because Reynauds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 01, 2021 04:54 PM (HaL55)

Chocolate Trinity? Dark, Milk and white?

Go on...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 04:56 PM (PNtP0)

158 Hey guess what Joey Fingers? I'm a small business entrepreneur and I don't have a lawyer or accountant, either. Its just ME.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

159 150 Good engineer, hope she makes the LPGA full time, but I'll hate like hell to lose her as one of my engineers.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:53 PM (VcFUs)

I have to ask. Does she like girls or guys?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (2DOZq)

I'd like to know the rack situation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 04:56 PM (PNtP0)

160 101 OT - willowed. One of my mentees was just notified that she is qualified
for the LPGA in Thursday's Colorado Open! Hope she does well.

------

Would love to see somebody like John Daly identify as a woman and go win every tournament on the LPGA.

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 04:56 PM (L/Ec6)

161 I don't recognize the country I live on anymore. Tired of words. Signing off. Have something better to do.


Posted by: Sock Monkey * static........................... at June 01, 2021 04:56 PM (jt0gL)

162 I saw Rue Paul drag race Elton John at the Darlington Motor Speedway in 1989.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 01, 2021 04:56 PM (WFMLs)

163 How does anybody reconcile a grown man elected to the highest office in the world's greatest country with him turning his focus from the Republic's business and order of the day to fondling a toddler in the audience? This man is sick and unfit for his position.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2021 04:57 PM (tVOev)

164
You all do realize that "chocolate chocolate" was no random choice, right?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 01, 2021 04:57 PM (8FcHK)

165 "white supremacy" is a dog whistle for "hunting and prosecuting non-Biden supporters."

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2021 04:57 PM (tjZg/)

166 Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2021 04:54 PM (Q5gg0)

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That is a good theory. Hunter is so ugly a case that he makes everyone around him seem more normal, even if that someone is a rapist pedophile with dementia and an impulse control problem

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 04:57 PM (slRSK)

167 That was a huge hit back in the day, along with syphilis.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2021 04:57 PM (vGJY7)

168 Grandpa Sundown Diddlefingers Just Can't Get Enough of Pre-Pubescent Girls

The Lincoln Project is very upset with this. They think that last word should be "boys," dammit!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 04:58 PM (Bmy3R)

169 His base believes the white supremacist lie. It's a prime tenet in their religion.

As for the little girl thing, the base eats it up. Makes him real homey. A grandpa you feel comfy with.

And the stupids, the ones that always tell pollsters they're "undecided," yeah, they believe the big lie, and think it's "nice" when he goes for the little girls.

It's gonna take $7 gas, 18% inflation, and a couple million illegal wetbacks a year to get this asshole's support soft enough to beat.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 01, 2021 04:58 PM (4ZE6o)

170 143 Or was that Jesse Jackson?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 04:54 PM (PNtP0)

Hymie town was the "Reverend" Jackson.

Tawana Brawley riots was the "Reverend" Sharpton.

Posted by: Bete at June 01, 2021 04:58 PM (Ojki1)

171 Grampa, aren't Mentats those icky candies you keep pushing on me?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at June 01, 2021 04:58 PM (W4eKo)

172 I'd like to know the rack situation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 04:56 PM (PNtP0

Remember when the golf announcer was fired because he said big breasts makes it diffIcult for a proper golf swing. British guy. The name will come to me.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 04:58 PM (2DOZq)

173 He looks and sounds nuts.
Posted by: m at June 01, 2021 04:52 PM (Zsfob)
........

Way past his "sell date".

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2021 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

174 I have to ask. Does she like girls or guys?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (2DOZq)

I'd like to know the rack situation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 04:56 PM (PNtP0)


Pics. We need pics.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2021 04:59 PM (kijJ0)

175 The "Intelligence Community", along with the Donk's and their media allies, constitute the greatest threat this country has ever faced. Bar none.
Posted by: PacosMojo at June 01, 2021 04:53 PM (KghK

Communism has been and continues to be the greatest threat. So many different faces- all the same.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The premise suggested by my wife during a late night discussion is that we have already been conquered by the Chinese, and most of the government has been paid off. A few have not (like Rand Paul, not enough silver dimes), but the premise is the Chinese have already taken over.
There is more to it than this, but think about it for a minute. Google has likely been taken over by the Chinese, and maybe Amazon too. Allowing them to do business in China, and they have taken over from the inside.
I think a lot of corporations are in this boat.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 01, 2021 04:59 PM (vcOmj)

176 Lets not forget the guy in Tulsa today gave the main eulogy at KKK leader Robert Byrds funeral.

Square that circle, Maggie Haberman.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 04:59 PM (5iiCZ)

177 I eat ice cream for breakfast.

Permanent brain freeze.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2021 04:59 PM (vGJY7)

178 Chocolate Trinity? Dark, Milk and white?


Nope. Deep dark chocolate with bits of fudge mixed in with some little round chocolate thingys that look like a Rollo, but with no caramel center. Also a little smaller. Their mint chocolate chip is very good as well. Publix store brands are just as good as brand name items, at least down here. Lots cheaper, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 01, 2021 04:59 PM (HaL55)

179 Communism keeps resurfacing because there's always some people who want to live for free. No work, no dirty jobs, no scraping to make ends meet just to stay alive. And then there's others that believe they deserve that sort of life as if they're entitled. And communism look like a way they can get that.

But it's never been made real. The only ones who reach the pinnacle are those that are the most ruthless and murderous. Back stabbing and manipulative.

I think it was either the Mayflower compact or the Jamestown village that went communist and almost starved to death their first year. New guy became governor and knocked all that crap off and everyone had to work.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 01, 2021 04:59 PM (gHWbw)

180 Remember when the golf announcer was fired because he said big breasts makes it diffIcult for a proper golf swing. British guy. The name will come to me.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 04:58 PM (2DOZq)

Well, that's why they have the closer tees.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 05:00 PM (PNtP0)

181 142 The "Intelligence Community", along with the Donk's and their media allies, constitute the greatest threat this country has ever faced. Bar none.

Posted by: PacosMojo at June 01, 2021 04:53 PM (KghK

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I'm not as well-read in history as some here, but it seems that the greatest threat to and downfall of past republics have come from internal, treasonous fifth columns.

Appears to be the same case here, now ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 05:00 PM (L/Ec6)

182 101 OT - willowed. One of my mentees was just notified that she is qualified for the LPGA in Thursday's Colorado Open! Hope she does well.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:45 PM (VcFUs)

***golf clap***

...never more appropriate!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2021 05:00 PM (BgMrQ)

183 The national pulse reporting that a massive 30k plus poll was conducted on who people want as the next Republican candidate.

Trump 67%
DeSantis 17%



Mike Pence 0%

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2021 05:01 PM (4fSQf)

184
Paraphrasing: every man has a fixed amount of testosterone. If you want to use it growing hair, that's your business.
Posted by: pep at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (v16oJ)

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I say, if guys want to waste their hormones growing hair, that's their business. I got other plans for mine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2021 05:01 PM (mht8P)

185 And the stupids, the ones that always tell pollsters they're "undecided," yeah, they believe the big lie, and think it's "nice" when he goes for the little girls.

No, this isn't a guy that polls well. He's despised and people think he's super creepy and disgusting. I've broken a lot of Biden supporters in the past just showing them images, let alone the compilation videos of that scumbag pawing children. They are instantly skeeved out and repulsed.

There's no excuse making, no "well that's just grampa" its "OH MY GOD HOW IS THIS MAN NOT IN PRISON"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

186 Biden's dog whistles of "lawyers" "Accountants" is pure Anti-semitism. It's the democrat party of now.

Posted by: portlandon at June 01, 2021 05:01 PM (+oR7L)

187 Mike Pence 0%
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2021 05:01 PM (4fSQf)

Ah, fuck, i pressed the wrong button!

Posted by: Mike Pence at June 01, 2021 05:01 PM (6FeV1)

188 I'd laugh harder at Signing Dude (dudette?) if it weren't so pathetic.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2021 05:02 PM (axyOa)

189 >>> Or gropes them. Seriously ace, don't just look at the creepy photos of him sniffing girls hair. Watch the video of how he behaves towards them, pawing at them like a creepy uncle that you tell your daughter to avoid at family get togethers. Except he's not even family. Its disturbing as fuck.
Posted by: buzzion at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (vMCab)


In damn near every picture I see where he gets his hands on them, he starts feeling up their chest. Again, that's on the photographs we see. What's going on out of sight is anyone's guess. Any other dude would have got their face pummeled into sausage.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2021 05:02 PM (AB1Co)

190 @169

At the current rate, we are going to get over 2 million illegals this year, and probably ever year of the abomination of an administration.

That's adding a Nebraska every year.

It's all over except the shouting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 05:02 PM (Eb1Pb)

191 Well, that's why they have the closer tees.

"Works great for me!"
--Dude now wearing a skirt in the WPGA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 05:02 PM (KZzsI)

192 Mike Pence 0%
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2021 05:01 PM (4fSQf)

Fcuking traitor would be below 0 if that was mathematically possible.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:02 PM (Bmy3R)

193 It would be nice if they were to show proof of all this white supremacy they claim is terrorizing the country. So far I've seen jack shit.

And no, being born white doesn't count.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2021 05:03 PM (4fSQf)

194
I have to ask. Does she like girls or guys?
Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (2DOZq)

She's into guys. She herself is a little bitty thing, Knoxville, TN kid, accent and all. UTenn grad. He boyfriend is a hulking monster that could bench press a JohnDeere Tractor

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 05:03 PM (VcFUs)

195 >>>We get the government and leadership we deserve.
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This makes me sad. Because, true.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 05:03 PM (5iiCZ)

196 Remember when the golf announcer was fired because he said big breasts makes it diffIcult for a proper golf swing. British guy. The name will come to me.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 04:58 PM (2DOZq)

Ben Wright.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2021 05:03 PM (BgMrQ)

197 It's all over except the shouting.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 05:02 PM (Eb1Pb)

I mean, hispanics are loud and all, but, dude....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 05:03 PM (6FeV1)

198 Mike Pence 0%
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2021 05:01 PM (4fSQf)

Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb at June 01, 2021 05:03 PM (Ojki1)

199 You just know that the flavor of ice cream was focus grouped.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 05:04 PM (kTF2Z)

200 Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2021 05:03 PM (BgMrQ)

Yes thanks.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 05:04 PM (2DOZq)

201 If T doesn't run, right now it's Heavy D by a country mile!

DeSantis would pick up the vast majority of the Trump vote.

And, yes, "country mile" must somehow be a racist phrase. I pre-denounce myself. Prenounce?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:04 PM (Bmy3R)

202 My late MIL as she got older started eating... craving, really, ice cream and chocolates a lot more.
This also coincided with her increased forgetfulness.
Not sure if she had dementia - she had a bad fall (fell a whole storey) and hit her head before all this.

Makes me wonder if the sudden sweet tooth is related to a mental thing.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2021 05:04 PM (IMQiW)

203 It's all over except the shouting.

Sadly you are correct... And the Hallmark channel has gone Woke...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2021 05:04 PM (Zmnko)

204 159 150 Good engineer, hope she makes the LPGA full time, but I'll hate like hell to lose her as one of my engineers.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 04:53 PM (VcFUs)



I have to ask. Does she like girls or guys?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 04:55 PM (2DOZq)



I'd like to know the rack situation.
engineer? standard 19", i'd presume.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 05:04 PM (sGtp+)

205 199 You just know that the flavor of ice cream was focus grouped.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 05:04 PM (kTF2Z)

"No, you can't have Chunky Monkey, Sir, that was Clinton's thing."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 05:05 PM (6FeV1)

206 The Glowies have already set up shop for the next Waco but literal MAGA plus AR-15 worshipping ideology run by the sun of the founder of the Moonies Cult. Bush family friend and CIA.
I shit you not.
See link!

https://t.me/memoryholed/9378

Posted by: content forager at June 01, 2021 05:05 PM (VG+V8)

207 Nope. Deep dark chocolate with bits of fudge mixed in with some little round chocolate thingys that look like a Rollo, but with no caramel center. Also a little smaller. Their mint chocolate chip is very good as well. Publix store brands are just as good as brand name items, at least down here. Lots cheaper, too.

Their ice cream is wonderful and a major contributor for my taking statins. Their Vanilla is custardy and literally some of the best ice cream I've ever eaten. I'm not even a vanilla kind of person. The Chocolate Trinity is the best unless you have trouble with your teeth. Those rollos get rock hard.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2021 05:05 PM (vGJY7)

208 I gotta go to class. Get my ass whipped by the do jang master. Back for the ONT.

Laterz

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 05:05 PM (VcFUs)

209 I'm not as well-read in history as some here, but it seems that the greatest threat to and downfall of past republics have come from internal, treasonous fifth columns.
Appears to be the same case here, now ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 05:00 PM (L/Ec6)

Rome was not brought down by fifth columnists. There was no outside force trying to exert it's will on the empire.

-introduction of mob violence that was not immediately struck down.

-the ruling elite no longer ruled for the benefit of their own people or the health of the state, but rather for their own enrichment.

-impoverishing their own people by replacing them with slave labor.

-a whole lot of circumstances where the military gradually evolved first into an almost mercenary group, then a power unto itself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 05:05 PM (PNtP0)

210 "196 Remember when the golf announcer was fired because he said big breasts makes it diffIcult for a proper golf swing. British guy. The name will come to me.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 04:58 PM (2DOZq)

Ben Wright."

Jimmy the Greek - also true
Don Imus - true enough that rappers reference nappy headed hoes.

Js

Posted by: Secretaria de Seguridad Publica at June 01, 2021 05:06 PM (UIoQ3)

211 All this ice cream talk triggers me, as a Lactose Intolerant American. HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:06 PM (Bmy3R)

212 183 The national pulse reporting that a massive 30k plus poll was conducted on who people want as the next Republican candidate.

Trump 67%
DeSantis 17%



Mike Pence 0%
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2021 05:01 PM (4fSQf)

This looks right. That Desantis got so many just shows how favorably he is seen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 05:06 PM (PNtP0)

213 Biden's comment today was amazing. Just think, not only did the Tuskogee Airmen never lose a bomber and have some of them go on to become generals, but they started out as illiterate field hands with uncured syphilis. Talk about overcoming...

Posted by: azjaeger at June 01, 2021 05:06 PM (3/XaG)

214 Why is the Bee logo for the Babylon Bee rainbow colored?
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They did it as a joke, said earlier today it was "to beg God not to flood us again"
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 01, 2021 04:37 PM (Usw4k)

God's already said it will be FIRE next time.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 01, 2021 05:06 PM (gHWbw)

215 Pictures of Biden diddling young girls could be published and they wouldn't impeach him.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2021 05:07 PM (JOlL5)

216 All whites must bear the stain of white degeneracy, I mean supremacy.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2021 05:07 PM (uEbPt)

217
I eat ice cream for breakfast.
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head

They've got to eat it in Texas cause everyone's a millionaire.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2021 05:07 PM (63Dwl)

218 Remember when the golf announcer was fired because he said big breasts makes it diffIcult for a proper golf swing.
--------------

My favorite was when ex-NHL player turned hockey announcer said he and his wife were hoping for a vacation threesome with Katheyn Tappan. I'm sure her father didn't appreciate the comment, though.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 05:07 PM (5iiCZ)

219 Given that Pence is loathed, he should make the perfect GOPe candidate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2021 05:07 PM (4fSQf)

220 215 Pictures of Biden diddling young girls could be published and they wouldn't impeach him.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2021 05:07 PM (JOlL5)

"What is that evil little girl doing to our poor president!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 05:07 PM (6FeV1)

221 #179; Jamestown. Capt. John Smith dusted off the old "If you do not work you shall not eat."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Orwell Was An Optimist T-Shirts 30% Off! at June 01, 2021 05:08 PM (s+u6b)

222 It would be nice if they were to show proof of all
this white supremacy they claim is terrorizing the country. So far I've
seen jack shit.



And no, being born white doesn't count.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 01, 2021 05:03 PM
Proof? You want proof? We will show you proof when you are in the camp comrade.


Get on the train.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 01, 2021 05:08 PM (JUOKG)

223 The people who tell us that "white supremacy" is our greatest threat are the same ones who say that the United States has always been a "white supremacist" nation; so make of that what you will.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at June 01, 2021 05:08 PM (0Uf+z)

224 Trump 67%
DeSantis 17%

Mike Pence 0%
Posted by: AlaBAMA

So it's going to be Mike Pence, huh?

Well, that guarantees that Kamala will get re-elected in 2024.
See how that works?
Trump will be in jail or dead, and DeSantis will likely be on the run for his life.
Don't think that it can't get worse, because it can.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 01, 2021 05:08 PM (vcOmj)

225 We keep hearing about these bands of white terrorists who are the biggest threat to our country, yet we never get to see any of their actions, such as chasing down minorities, torturing, killing. Surely there has to be videos of these horrific deeds.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2021 05:08 PM (Q5gg0)

226 And God bless you if you can listen to this imbecile. Pelousi and China have a similar problem with getting lost in their own bullshit during a speech or news conference.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2021 05:08 PM (vGJY7)

227 219 Given that Pence is loathed, he should make the perfect GOPe candidate.

Oh, very perfect! He'll not only lose gracefully, he'll do the likes of Mutt Rombley and Juan McVain one better and *win*, then concede gracefully.

That's gotta make the GOPe wet their panties.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:09 PM (Bmy3R)

228 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 05:05 PM (PNtP0)

The similarities are striking.

Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2021 05:09 PM (KnJdm)

229 We shouldn't complain about dictator applesauce brains too much. We will remember these as the good old days after a few months of president camel toe.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 01, 2021 05:09 PM (3AD8C)

230 I'm not using Sundowner's real name;it's China for eternity.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2021 05:10 PM (vGJY7)

231 @197

Hispanics are not necessarily the problem, if I had my druthers, I'd rather our immigration largess go to several African countries, Kenya mostly and South Koreans, but that's just me.

The problem is that we are ramming as many people into this country as humanly possible for the express purposes of diluting the majority white population except the masterminds never bothered to get the imprimatur to the majority population.

If you think this country is ungovernable with 325 million people, just wait until this country is half a billion, completely untethered mass of disaffected, radicalized and racialized strangers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 05:10 PM (Eb1Pb)

232 Speaking of Tuskeegee I'd highly recommend Up From Slavery to Droolin' Joe and his minions. Booker T. had absolutely the correct prescription for race relations in the 1880s, and today. He understood that you can't legislate love and respect, and that trying to build up one people by resenting another is doomed to fail, and diminishes both.

Posted by: Zek at June 01, 2021 05:10 PM (5RTdG)

233 Saw a Tesla with a Biden Harris sticker
Somehow instant BP spike

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2021 05:10 PM (IMQiW)

234 back for just s scosh.

Here's Micheala's link for the tournament so y'all can follow her game on Thr.
https://is.gd/i63OOX

Link goes to the 2021 COBANK COLORADO WOMEN'S OPEN home page.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (VcFUs)

235 Son, we live in a world that has ice cream, and that ice cream has to be guarded by men with sugar cones. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the sugar cone makers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (tVOev)

236 Interesting moniker. Where do you get your fishsticks?

Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (vGJY7)

237 228 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 05:05 PM (PNtP0)

The similarities are striking.
Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2021 05:09 PM (KnJdm)

Oh, forgot to mention lack of a credible external threat which allowed a lot of these factors to grow and feed off each other.

Success was their doom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (PNtP0)

238 I can't hardly look at that skeevy, cheating and fraudulent b*stard.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (O+I8R)

239 Hey Joe, how many of the thousands and thousands of Hispanic and Middle Eastern food truck owners had a lawyer and accountant when they started out?

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (AMIL/)

240 "No, you can't have Chunky Monkey, Sir, that was Clinton's thing."
Posted by: Warai-otoko

That's what they called Monica Lewinsky? Chunky Monkey? Her Secret Service code name, right?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (vcOmj)

241 Cones: Waffle or Sugar?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (Bmy3R)

242 Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 05:10 PM (Eb1Pb)

I was just riffing on the typo of "shouting" instead of shooting

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (6FeV1)

243 Sidebar: " ... frankly, this is what Blue Cities have voted for ...."
After November, 2020, I would not be so sure.
Did Catholic Boston really re-elect Bawney Fwank term after term?

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (kD3S+)

244 BIDEN: "...young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the chance as white entrepreneurs are, but they don't have lawyers, they don't have accountants...


The stupidity in this is just jaw-dropping.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2021 05:12 PM (axyOa)

245 The same intelligence community that says white supremacists are the biggest threat also helped take down the last President with Russian Collusion bull shit

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2021 05:12 PM (Cxk7w)

246 It's gonna take $7 gas, 18% inflation, and a couple million illegal wetbacks a year to get this asshole's support soft enough to beat.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 01, 2021 04:58 PM (4ZE6o)

What support? He has the marxist shitstains, dead people and fake voters.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2021 05:12 PM (uEbPt)

247 Rome was not brought down by fifth columnists.
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Pretty damn close, in a very real sense. The lazy, fat and self-satisfied internal society wouldn't fight Rome's wars, forcing the country to hire external mercenary military leaders. Then they tried to screw the army out of agreed to payments, and the army decided to collect in person.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 05:12 PM (5iiCZ)

248 My reign of terror seems almost benign at this point, does it not?

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2021 05:12 PM (W4eKo)

249 The main reason I'd like to split the country into two is not to have the conservative MAGA country created we once had but rather to see the Lefty socialist country created crash and burn with great prejudice.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

250 When has Senile Joe last something that wasn't stupid?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2021 05:13 PM (cSyAR)

251 241 Cones: Waffle or Sugar?

Or those cheap, cardboardy-tasting ones ones us Kaboom kids usually got.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:13 PM (Bmy3R)

252 241 Cones: Waffle or Sugar?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (Bmy3R)

Single scoop- sugar

multiple scoops- waffle

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 05:13 PM (PNtP0)

253 248 My reign of terror seems almost benign at this point, does it not?
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2021 05:12 PM (W4eKo)

You can't even commie right ya piece of shit.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 01, 2021 05:14 PM (jvt6t)

254 Why aren't black people totally offended by Biden saying they don't know enough to hire lawyers and accountants? Or get ID? WTAF?

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 01, 2021 05:14 PM (xEIoY)

255
I'd like to know the rack situation.
engineer? standard 19", i'd presume.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 05:04 PM (sGtp+)

Really?
One thing I appreciated when I worked for a few years at a formerly NW-based defense and aerospace company was many of the lady engineers had nice...pocket protectors.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2021 05:14 PM (axyOa)

256 Waffle cone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2021 05:14 PM (kijJ0)

257 So "accountant deserts" are now a thing?

Posted by: Zek at June 01, 2021 05:14 PM (5RTdG)

258 China must be thinking "This! This guy is what we bought?!?! Who was the second choice!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 05:14 PM (5iiCZ)

259 The cheap ones always gave out at the bottom halfway through and dropped melted ice cream in your lap. Usually 5 minutes into an hour long car ride.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:15 PM (Bmy3R)

260 230 I'm not using Sundowner's real name;it's China for eternity.
Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2021 05:10 PM (vGJY7)

Ah, his slaver master's name. Fitting.

Posted by: Bete at June 01, 2021 05:15 PM (Ojki1)

261 The problem with splitting the country in two is creating a new next-door neighbor that's even more of a fucked up basket case than Mexico.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 05:15 PM (6FeV1)

262 >>> Makes me wonder if the sudden sweet tooth is related to a mental thing.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2021 05:04 PM (IMQiW)


If you didn't have the cognitive ability to choose proper food throughout the day what would you eat? I'd probably just eat a lot of ice cream like uncle diddle fingers.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2021 05:15 PM (AB1Co)

263 252 241 Cones: Waffle or Sugar?

Cones are for losers.

Tall soda fountain glasses are for closers.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 01, 2021 05:15 PM (jvt6t)

264 The same intelligence community that says white
supremacists are the biggest threat also helped take down the last
President with Russian Collusion bull shit

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2021 05:12 PM (Cxk7w)

Yep. Clowns all. It's best to just ignore them.

Posted by: flounder at June 01, 2021 05:16 PM (KnJdm)

265 The leftists didn't even wait "a week" after 9/11/2001; I frequented an old school BBS and on 9/11 the second tower hadn't even collapsed yet and they were already spouting all sorts of authentic frontier gibberish.

They are not sane.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 01, 2021 05:16 PM (zCpUM)

266 I think a law requiring all Democrat lawyers in Washington to five up their corporate practices and spend the next several years scouring the hinterlands for black entrepreneurs is in order.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 05:16 PM (5iiCZ)

267 224 Trump 67%
DeSantis 17%

Mike Pence 0%
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Romney 100% for facing a firing squad

Posted by: GnuBreed, journalizin' at June 01, 2021 05:16 PM (F0YaR)

268 254 Why aren't black people totally offended by Biden saying they don't know enough to hire lawyers and accountants? Or get ID? WTAF?
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 01, 2021 05:14 PM (xEIoY

====

There are going to be some great man on the street videos made where black people are told Trump said this stuff, only to have it revealed that, of my gosh!, it was Biden all along!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at June 01, 2021 05:16 PM (1jb0Q)

269 It's cute how the media ignores Biden's pedophilia.

And by cute I mean disgusting.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2021 05:16 PM (o25GB)

270 You can't even commie right ya piece of shit.

Thank you. Can I count on your support?

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2021 05:16 PM (W4eKo)

271 Pretty damn close, in a very real sense. The lazy, fat and self-satisfied internal society wouldn't fight Rome's wars, forcing the country to hire external mercenary military leaders. Then they tried to screw the army out of agreed to payments, and the army decided to collect in person.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 05:12 PM (5iiCZ)

Disagree. The death of the republic was the question and that did not factor way back then. That was all done by Romans in good standing.

Although the points you make about the citizenry of Rome and even Italy as a whole getting soft and not being involved in their own defense grows out of the lack of property requirement for military service which went away because the oligarchs had all of the land. Chicken-Egg.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 05:16 PM (PNtP0)

272 So "accountant deserts" are now a thing?
Posted by: Zek at June 01, 2021 05:14 PM (5RTdG)

I almost Schumered you. Glad I read comments to the end.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 05:16 PM (2DOZq)

273 Makes me wonder if the sudden sweet tooth is related to a mental thing.

Yes, it is. My mom's gerontologist told us that most senile dementia patients lose their sense of taste but the taste receptors for sweetness usually hold on the longest. Near the end, we were putting sugar on anything to try get her to eat.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 01, 2021 05:17 PM (nfrXX)

274 Pence will never get my vote. I wonder if he thinks he has a chance?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2021 05:17 PM (o25GB)

275 Those frozen ones, I can't remember the name but they had a sugar cone and had a little bit of frozen chocolate at the bottom of the cone, that helped keep them from giving out.

That was a great idea. Plus those were awesomely good.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:17 PM (Bmy3R)

276 The Babylon Bee keeps getting better and better. Their Woke Zone video is brilliant.

Posted by: nobody at June 01, 2021 05:17 PM (4b2C2)

277 Interesting moniker. Where do you get your fishsticks?
Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (vGJY7)

That is one of my favorite nics, seriously.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

278 If you didn't have the cognitive ability to choose proper food throughout the day what would you eat? I'd probably just eat a lot of ice cream like uncle diddle fingers.
Posted by: banana Dream

Good point

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2021 05:18 PM (IMQiW)

279 The threat of white supremacy is a conspiracy theory.

The Flat Earth Society outnumbers the KKK, and that's even using the SPLC's inflated estimates, and that a large chunk of its membership is undercover law emforcement.

The idea that this tiny fringe group that would have trouble filling a convention in a waffle house is secretly pulling the strings in politics is the height of absurdity.

I'll give more credence to people who say they've been anally probed by Roswell greys.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 01, 2021 05:18 PM (2UXEX)

280 Maxwell Smart was ahead of his time for our intelligence services - this close.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 01, 2021 05:18 PM (xEIoY)

281 It's best to just ignore them.

Heh. At your peril.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2021 05:18 PM (W4eKo)

282 Patriots!! We can't let Biden get away with his ice cream diplomacy!! Send in 5-10-15-20 or 25 dollars for a double match and your own GOPe Gold Card!!

We got this!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 01, 2021 05:18 PM (jvt6t)

283 274 Traitors like Pence never get a second chance.

Posted by: nobody at June 01, 2021 05:19 PM (4b2C2)

284 Why aren't black people totally offended by Biden saying they don't know enough to hire lawyers and accountants? Or get ID? WTAF?
___

Black people are.
N*****s aren't.

Posted by: SMH at June 01, 2021 05:19 PM (bSk6g)

285 Does anyone actually know a "white supremest?"

What? There are only about 200 in the whole country.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2021 05:19 PM (o25GB)

286 274 Pence will never get my vote. I wonder if he thinks he has a chance?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2021 05:17 PM (o25GB)


Your chances?? A million to one.....

"So you're sating there's a chance."

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 01, 2021 05:19 PM (jvt6t)

287 Cones: Waffle or Sugar?


Waffle. Just like his brain.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 05:20 PM (OG7NC)

288 274 Pence will never get my vote. I wonder if he thinks he has a chance?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2021 05:17 PM (o25GB)

We'd bet on it. For the primaries, anyway.

Posted by: Dominion at June 01, 2021 05:20 PM (Ojki1)

289 Those frozen ones, I can't remember the name but they had a sugar cone and had a little bit of frozen chocolate at the bottom of the cone, that helped keep them from giving out.

That was a great idea. Plus those were awesomely good.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:17 PM (Bmy3R)

------------

Drumsticks

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 05:20 PM (kTF2Z)

290 Disagree. The death of the republic was the question and that did not factor way back then. That was all done by Romans in good standing.
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We are 450 years apart. You are talking the death of the Republic and I was talking about the Sack.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 05:20 PM (5iiCZ)

291 Black people are.
N*****s aren't.
Posted by: SMH at June 01, 2021 05:19 PM (bSk6g)

I can't believe Chris Rock went woke. It takes away from his awesome comic insights.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

292 Drumsticks
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 05:20 PM (kTF2Z)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 01, 2021 05:21 PM (jvt6t)

293 Someone should make a big stink about our vaunted and trusted news media covering up all these stories of white supremacist violence.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 05:21 PM (6FeV1)

294 Yes, it is. My mom's gerontologist told us that most senile dementia patients lose their sense of taste but the taste receptors for sweetness usually hold on the longest. Near the end, we were putting sugar on anything to try get her to eat.
Posted by: Oddbob

Oh, so that explains it. Thanks!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2021 05:21 PM (IMQiW)

295 @279

To bolster the point...

"White Supremacy," is not culturally, politically or institutionally relevant, or has any power or base of support: ANYWHERE.

Except in the fever dreams and the stray voltage generators of the left.

Or alternatively...

It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 05:21 PM (Eb1Pb)

296
We are 450 years apart. You are talking the death of the Republic and I was talking about the Sack.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 05:20 PM (5iiCZ)

That's what I was saying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 05:22 PM (PNtP0)

297 277 Interesting moniker. Where do you get your fishsticks?
Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2021 05:11 PM (vGJY7)


Mr. Gorton wasn't home...soooooo....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 01, 2021 05:22 PM (jvt6t)

298 112
Remember the staged photo of all those people wearing lab coats with obama showing their support for his totalitarian health care plan?

None of them were doctors.

Expect something like that again, soon.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
__________

Wrong. I have a doctorate in education, just like Dr. Jill.

Posted by: Dr. Ponytail Douchebag at June 01, 2021 05:22 PM (9vQJW)

299 I can't believe Chris Rock went woke. It takes away from his awesome comic insights.

Ruined his comedy and career too, the guy basically disappeared.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

300 The demand for hate crimes has exceeded their supply is the best quote so far this century.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 05:23 PM (2DOZq)

301 I can't believe Chris Rock went woke. It takes away from his awesome comic insights.
___

He ain't woke.

He just knows the n*****s are in charge.

Posted by: SMH at June 01, 2021 05:23 PM (bSk6g)

302 101 OT - willowed. One of my mentees was just notified that she is qualified for the LPGA in Thursday's Colorado Open! Hope she does well.
Posted by: BifBewalski


Cool! The Women's US Open is this Thursday-Sunday. You sure the next LPGA event is this weekend. Usually the pro tours try not to go up against Majors.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 01, 2021 05:24 PM (n441E)

303 Just going to leave this here: the Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 05:24 PM (OG7NC)

304 If you like our third-world shithole, you can keep our third-world shithole!

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 01, 2021 05:25 PM (W4eKo)

305 303 Just going to leave this here: the Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 05:24 PM (OG7NC)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 05:25 PM (PNtP0)

306 >>> Those frozen ones, I can't remember the name but they had a sugar cone and had a little bit of frozen chocolate at the bottom of the cone, that helped keep them from giving out.
That was a great idea. Plus those were awesomely good.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:17 PM (Bmy3R)


When I was a kid I'd always go for the Drumsticks which I think is what you're talking about. Snowcones were for noobs because ice & syrup, you could do that your self. There was some type of pop, maybe a bomb pop that had a big gumball at the bottom.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2021 05:26 PM (AB1Co)

307 146 Biden is either absolutely unable to control himself for a few minutes or believes he can get away with anything.
Probably both are true.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 01, 2021 04:54 PM (cSyAR)


I believe he sees himself as the sexiest, smartest, wisest, kindest, and best-liked man in the world. He believes he's giving the girls the ultimate thrill of being touched by him while he whispers pearls of wisdom they will think of daily until they die.

In other words, he's nuts.

I cannot believe DOCTOR Jill didn't get him to stop this disgusting behavior decades ago. That she hasn't is also creepy.

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2021 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

308 I'll bet the closest Joey Choo Choo ever gets to getting his own food is walking up to an ice cream stand for a photo op.

Posted by: dartist at June 01, 2021 05:26 PM (+ya+t)

309 Whenever someone makes a racial observation about "We've had 400 years of..." it just shows they don't know what happened in any of them.

Posted by: Zek at June 01, 2021 05:26 PM (5RTdG)

310 Sidney Powell appears to have gone off her head, claiming PDJT can be reinstated. Maybe in a fair 2024 election that could be true, but that will be difficult to get.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at June 01, 2021 05:26 PM (5iiCZ)

311 Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2021 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

It's very possible Hunter banged her.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 05:27 PM (2DOZq)

312 the Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 05:24 PM (OG7NC)


That right there is some classic moron philosophy.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2021 05:27 PM (axyOa)

313 Posted by: Dr. Ponytail Douchebag at June 01, 2021 05:22 PM (9vQJW)

+++++I can still see that one particular dope in my mind's eye.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2021 05:28 PM (Q5gg0)

314 I cannot believe DOCTOR Jill didn't get him to stop this disgusting behavior decades ago. That she hasn't is also creepy.
Posted by: Gref


She is too busy banging Hunter

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 05:28 PM (OG7NC)

315 Nood. Cena sucks China dick, China says it wasn't all that good.

Posted by: Bete at June 01, 2021 05:28 PM (Ojki1)

316 Maxwell Smart was ahead of his time for our intelligence services - this close.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks


"But his father's name was Hymie!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the prison planet at June 01, 2021 05:29 PM (vcOmj)

317 32 It's very likely Creepy Joe's sign language interpreter is given a script to "read", she is not even listening to the senile creepy fool.

Posted by: nobody at June 01, 2021 05:29 PM (sh2lE)

318 @310

As has been said, there is no Constitutional or statutory remedy to a stolen Presidential election.

We may have to go the Founding Fathers route to get recompense.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 05:29 PM (Eb1Pb)

319 Whenever someone makes a racial observation about "We've had 400 years of..." it just shows they don't know what happened in any of them.

A certain class of black pastors have made careers out of comparing black people to Israelites in the Bible and the 400 years thing is straight out of Exodus. Who cares if its true? It rhymes nicely and suggests that the pastor speaking is Moses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

320 289 Drumsticks

That's them!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 05:30 PM (Bmy3R)

321 He just knows the n*****s are in charge.

I get what you're saying but Baldilocks got basically hounded off the site for saying this kind of thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 05:30 PM (KZzsI)

322 310 Don't fall for propaganda about Sydney Powell. The Deep State is still pissed she successfully defended Flynn is a kangaroo court.

Posted by: nobody at June 01, 2021 05:31 PM (sh2lE)

323 Does anyone actually know a "white supremest?"

What? There are only about 200 in the whole country.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2021 05:19 PM (o25GB)
.......

Turns out I don't. I thought I knew one... me, after the media called me one for a year. But then they called me a Nazi for the year before that, and a racist for years before that.
I'm having a bit of an identity crisis.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2021 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

324 I'll give more credence to people who say they've been anally probed by Roswell greys.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 01, 2021 05:18 PM

Lovely birds, the Roswell Greys. Beau'iful plumage.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2021 05:32 PM (rBtIz)

325 I'm sure Puddin Brain's inference, or more like it, getting blacks to believe it, is that America is sooo rayciss that no lawyers or accountants will do business with them...because black. Discrimination is what he's trying to get them to believe. Any most will.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 01, 2021 05:32 PM (O+I8R)

326 The demand for hate crimes has exceeded their supply is the best quote so far this century.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 01, 2021 05:23 PM (2DOZq)

People have got it in their heads that victims are always pure, innocent, righteous, and entitled to bloody and immediate retribution without limit.

It follows that everyone wants to be a victim of something, so that they discard personal responsibility for the state of their lives, blame some other group, then kill them.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at June 01, 2021 05:32 PM (2UXEX)

327
You know, I'm a survivor of the Tulsa massacre too. You racists with your white supremacist mathematics may say that this is impossible, but in doing so you're suppressing my voice and truth.

Send a check for $1 million. Like, right now!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2021 05:33 PM (mht8P)

328 >>> Don't worry about the Bee. They're being sarcastic as usual about the colors. I loved the Woke Zone. And the pilots arguing about how fast to dive the plane into the ground.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 01, 2021 04:38 PM (gHWbw)


I'm not saying they're woke. I don't think they are now or have been. But I'll just point out that one of the main guys that run it, who also started not the bee, was pretty darned never-trump curious, immersed himself in those pools of "thought" and doesn't seem to be very invested in his conservative reader's politics. If he ever goes sliding into woke like everyone else I wouldn't be surprised. Just puttin that out there.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2021 05:33 PM (AB1Co)

329 321 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 05:30 PM (KZzsI)

Wait what?

Baldilocks is MIA?

Speaking of which where is AfricaChique?

Posted by: sven at June 01, 2021 05:33 PM (Lzpvj)

330 291 The message was clear for Chris Rock and the rest of the woke brigade in Hollywood. Go woke or you won't work in this town again.

Posted by: nobody at June 01, 2021 05:35 PM (sh2lE)

331 Estimates for the number of Klan members in the US (from, except ADL link: https://tinyurl.com/35d28ewz ):

3000 (ADL: https://tinyurl.com/ynvpww29 )

5000 to 8000 (SPLC, 2015)



Estimates for the number of neo-Nazis:

2500

400 (2011, NYTimes)

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original trans-Wookie at June 01, 2021 05:36 PM (xxG/v)

332 331 Joe Biden campaigned with an actual KKK member.

Crickets from the MSM.

Posted by: nobody at June 01, 2021 05:39 PM (sh2lE)

333 Channeling Biden:

Blacks, not having accountants and lawyers, can't cheat like white business people do.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2021 05:43 PM (JOlL5)

334 And the only way to get ahead is to cheat.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2021 05:43 PM (JOlL5)

335 The only way to win is not play the game.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 01, 2021 05:58 PM (gHWbw)

336 Maybe they'd have lawyers and accountants if a large portion of the community decided to try and pass the Bar or CPA exam instead of focusing their lives on robbery, drug dealing and abandoning their kids. Even mobsters made sure one kid became a lawyer or accountant.

It's always someone else's job to handhold these communities into prominence. They want Hollywood to make black focused movies, but they want white people to fund the movies instead of creating funding sources themselves, say for the damn near billions that sports have created. Instead they want everyone else's money, while their money is theirs alone.

Also who was Biden drooling over the other day while he letched over a girl sitting there with her legs crossed, looking 18, i assume it was a 10 year old, but even if she was 18 it would be creepy, but it's now okay to be a rapist and pedo if you have nice tweets.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 01, 2021 06:53 PM (C+pvR)

337 They use motorcycle gang violence to artificially inflate "white terrorism'

Posted by: Fen at June 01, 2021 08:09 PM (83lwH)

338 Great information, thanks for sharing it with us

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