Flashback: Complete Lack of Cellphone Signals Coming from the Wuhan Lab in October 2019 Suggest The Lab Might Have Been Evacuated Due to Accident

NBCNews, May 8, 2020: Report says cellphone data suggests October shutdown at Wuhan lab, but experts are skeptical

U.S. and U.K. intel agencies are reviewing the private report, but intel analysts examined and couldn't confirm a similar theory previously.
A private analysis of cellphone location data purports to show that a high-security Wuhan laboratory studying coronaviruses shut down in October, three sources briefed on the matter told NBC News. U.S. spy agencies are reviewing the document, but intelligence analysts examined and couldn't confirm a similar theory previously, two senior officials say.
The report -- obtained by the London-based NBC News Verification Unit -- says there was no cellphone activity in a high-security portion of the Wuhan Institute of Virology from Oct. 7 through Oct. 24, 2019, and that there may have been a "hazardous event" sometime between Oct. 6 and Oct. 11.
It offers no direct evidence of a shutdown, or any proof for the theory that the virus emerged accidentally from the lab.
If there was such a shutdown, which has not been confirmed, it could be seen as evidence of a possibility being examined by U.S. intelligence agencies and alluded to by Trump administration officials, including the president -- that the novel coronavirus emerged accidentally from the lab.

Why were there suddenly no cell-phone signals in the lab?

Obvious conclusion: Because they evacuated the lab and kept it empty while they tried to clean it.

As the NYT just reported: Biden is now troubling his Deep State agents to examine "unexamined evidence" they've just left sitting around.

President Biden's call for a 90-day sprint to understand the origins of the coronavirus pandemic came after intelligence officials told the White House they had a raft of still-unexamined evidence that required additional computer analysis that might shed light on the mystery, according to senior administration officials.

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1 Time machine?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 01:22 PM (kTF2Z)

2 I nooded

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 01:23 PM (kTF2Z)

3 It's so odd how they can admit all these things now that Trump is 'safely removed' from office.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at June 01, 2021 01:23 PM (cvNl1)

4 Top ten?

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 01, 2021 01:23 PM (haWye)

5 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 01, 2021 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

7 At this point what difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillzabidet at June 01, 2021 01:23 PM (Ojki1)

8 so-called experts are skeptical.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at June 01, 2021 01:24 PM (xopIz)

9 """experts""" are skeptical.

Fuck them, A Canticle for Liebowitz when?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 01, 2021 01:24 PM (ifmtJ)

10 Golly.

Posted by: 13times at June 01, 2021 01:25 PM (K3B2k)

11 so they need 90 days of "extensive computer analysis" to figure out what every fucking one of us knew within days of hearing about this thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2021 01:25 PM (trdmm)

12 I don't care as long as suburban housewives have finally stopped hearing 24/7 from their TV sets about mean tweets.

Posted by: Two Weeks at June 01, 2021 01:25 PM (ELnqd)

13 So how much money is in the budget to send to China to study more Gain of Function, given how well WuFlu turned out?

Posted by: Bete at June 01, 2021 01:25 PM (Ojki1)

14 China is a Bond villain and should be nuked from space......to be sure.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 01, 2021 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

15 What good are these intelligence agencies if they haven't even started looking at this yet?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 01, 2021 01:26 PM (UuD2k)

16 Why were there suddenly no cell-phone signals in the lab?

They don't have Verizon Wireless, do they?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 01, 2021 01:26 PM (wAnMi)

17 If there was such a shutdown, which has not been confirmed, it could be seen as evidence of a possibility being examined by U.S. intelligence agencies and alluded to by Trump administration officials, including the president -- that the novel coronavirus emerged accidentally from the lab.
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We looked into it. This is a misunderstanding. The absence of cell phone "pings" is indeed true, but it is do a localized tower outage that interrupted mobile telephone service in the vicinity of the Wuhan lab. There is no indication that the lab was evacuated or that the outbreak originated there. We consider this mattered closed.

Posted by: U.S. Intelligence Agencies at June 01, 2021 01:26 PM (Jsjd7)

18 A "90 Day Sprint" to examine unexamined evidence?

How come Mueller was given all the time in the world, but this only gets a 90-day sprint?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:26 PM (HrMC1)

19 THIS IS A RACIST CONSPIRACY YOU HATER!!!!

Oh, wait, Trump is no longer President. We must investigate this thoroughly!

Posted by: MFM at June 01, 2021 01:26 PM (Yoq4u)

20 China is Asshoe

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2021 01:26 PM (flINI)

21 Hey FBI, there's nooses in the Wuhan lab!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (kTF2Z)

22 "still-unexamined evidence"

I mean, they had all this stuff over a year but our intelligence apparatus was just so overworked keeping teh Russians from taking over under Drumpf that they couldn't anal-yze it.

This "report" in 90 days will be a whitewash for sure, but hopefully the spin will be amusing. Maybe even implicate Putin while they're at it.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (uGhsv)

23 No porn site hits from the Wuhan Lab means evac'ed. It's science.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (sjdRT)

24 It is part of Chinese culture to turn off cell phones for two weeks in October. Obviously you are a racist who does not appreciate Chinese culture.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (O5bxn)

25 Wow, Biden is large and in charge, isn't he?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (c8niA)

26 The real story is why is this coming out now? What does it lead to or cover up? What are they prepping us for?

Not liking it

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (NQxvu)

27 "but experts are skeptical"

Listen to the experts, you damn peons!

Posted by: Obese Tom Nicols at June 01, 2021 01:28 PM (i7Q7S)

28 The report -- obtained by the London-based NBC News Verification Unit -- says there was no cellphone activity in a high-security portion of the Wuhan Institute of Virology from Oct. 7 through Oct. 24, 2019, and that there may have been a "hazardous event" sometime between Oct. 6 and Oct. 11.

That, or they just have fucking AT&T.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 01:28 PM (OG7NC)

29 Chinese Lung AIDS, please.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 01:28 PM (PNtP0)

30 Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (NQxvu)

Are the aliens today?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 01, 2021 01:28 PM (UuD2k)

31 Debunked! Conspiracy Theory! Rayciss!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

32 3 It's so odd how they can admit all these things now that Trump is 'safely removed' from office.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at June 01, 2021 01:23 PM (cvNl1)

It's funny, because 'safely removed' doesn't mean what they think it means. 'Temporarily locked out of the White House' is more like it. If 'events, dear boy, events' keep proceeding as we anticipate, DJT will be back behind the Resolute desk again before 2024.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2021 01:28 PM (mdjgu)

33 Remember he CIA was shocked when he Berlin Wall came down.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 01:28 PM (O5bxn)

34 Wow, Biden is large and in charge, isn't he?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (c8niA)

The discharge from his tiny brain is large

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:28 PM (HrMC1)

35 18 A "90 Day Sprint" to examine unexamined evidence?

How come Mueller was given all the time in the world, but this only gets a 90-day sprint?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:26 PM (HrMC1)

All the boilerplate "nothing to see here" stuff is already written by vox.com. Doesn't take that long to transfer to official government letterhead

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2021 01:28 PM (Yoq4u)

36 23 No porn site hits from the Wuhan Lab means evac'ed. It's science.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (sjdRT)

=======

Except for Todd. Todd didn't notice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

37 President Biden's call for a 90-day sprint to understand the origins of the coronavirus pandemic came after intelligence officials told the White House they had a raft of still-unexamined evidence that required additional computer analysis that might shed light on the mystery, according to senior administration officials.

Their computers are the newfangled type in which documents requiring analysis are fed from the top and pre-processed via cross-cutting blades.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (DTX3h)

38 Head fake? This story is being propagated to hide something else, maybe? It fits their MO.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (3H9h1)

39 15 Given there spectacular failures since the late 80s onward, I'm guessing making freaks feel good about themselves has been the ICs mission for some time.

Posted by: Bete at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (Ojki1)

40 *dons tinfoil hat*

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (ZBEKe)

41 That, or they just have fucking AT&T.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 01:28 PM (OG7NC)

*golfclap*

Although I have AT&T and they seem fairly solid here in Kentucky- except if a single building in Nashville gets blown up or you are back in the backwoods of Indiana visiting cemeteries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (PNtP0)

42 CYA is in high gear on both sides of the Pacific.

Posted by: Guzalot at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (prSvo)

43 The real story is why is this coming out now? What does it lead to or cover up? What are they prepping us for?

Not liking it
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (NQxvu)
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It's possible that they know that the story has legs and too many people have now been discussing it - so they're going to pretend to investigate, make sure that everyone in China passes their contrived tests, clear everyone, and then close it. Anyone who still talks about it will be spreading "misinformation" about a "dated, old news story" that has already been satisfactorily addressed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (Jsjd7)

44 Why were there suddenly no cell-phone signals in the lab?

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Forgot to pay their cellphone bills !

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (V13WU)

45 Again, in May of 2020, it was clear to anyone that wasn't a fucking retard that the virus came from the lab.

Mainly because...

THE LAB WORKERS WHO WERE WORKING ON THE GOF RESEARCH AT THE FUCKING LAB IN QUESTION SAID IT CAME FROM THE LAB.

Most of this shit has been memory holed so we get to play at Groundhog Day for another couple of months.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (Eb1Pb)

46 "hazardous event"

Another usage I hate: " [something something] event."

As in the emails I get from our local water commissar directing us to shut off sprinklers after a "rain event," i.e., "rain."

"hazardous event" --> screw up

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (YqDXo)

47 23 No porn site hits from the Wuhan Lab means evac'ed. It's science.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (sjdRT)

=======

Except for Todd. Todd didn't notice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

***

Fuckin' Todd...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (flINI)

48 26 The real story is why is this coming out now? What does it lead to or cover up? What are they prepping us for?

Not liking it
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (NQxvu)

=======

I'm less conspiracy minded, and I assume this is just pockets of the media finally deciding to do their jobs now that Trump is gone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

49 26 The real story is why is this coming out now? What does it lead to or cover up? What are they prepping us for?

Not liking it
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (NQxvu)

Not prepping us for anything. Just reminding us that they can gaslight us at will.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (Yoq4u)

50 No porn site hits from the Wuhan Lab means evac'ed. It's science.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2021 01:27 PM (sjdRT)

=======

Except for Todd. Todd didn't notice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (LvTSG)
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F'n Todd.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (WGara)

51 Except for Todd. Todd didn't notice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

Todd had just found a new Tessa Fowler vid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (PNtP0)

52 >Remember he CIA was shocked when he Berlin Wall came down.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 01:28 PM (O5bxn)

Im offering a special deal on 't'. Oday only

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (sjdRT)

53 That could be the plot of the next (Chinese) Mission Impossible movie starring Tom Cruise - the Russians or some American baddie actually make the Coof and frame the Chi-Coms.

If John Woo isn't busy, he can direct it and we can be treated to more motorcycle chases complete with doves flying everywhere in the background.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (uGhsv)

54 18 A "90 Day Sprint" to examine unexamined evidence?

How come Mueller was given all the time in the world, but this only gets a 90-day sprint?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:26 PM (HrMC1)

For the exact same reason. To cover it up.

Posted by: Halcyon Holdings at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (G2zl5)

55 NBC News Verification Unit

Four words combined that do not make sense.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

56 "Experts are skeptical" which history has proven means the story is 100% accurate.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (8GUy8)

57 Oooooh. Guys this is easily debunked. Everyone at the lab went on vacation during that time. Nothing to see here folks,
Move along.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (O5bxn)

58 Keep in mind that the Trump admin ordered an investigation into the origins of COVID. The US intelligence community
must have slow-walked that investigation if they're now saying there are mountains of unexamined evidence.

Posted by: Revenant at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (+4D1M)

59 How come Mueller was given all the time in the world, but this only gets a 90-day sprint?

That's all the time they could spare from working on the Durham report.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (Ussji)

60 Except for Todd. Todd didn't notice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

Todd had just found a new Tessa Fowler vid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (PNtP0)

She's no Jordan Carver

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (ifmtJ)

61 So, did our so-called "intelligence" agencies slow walk this information or, are they just that incompetent?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (c8niA)

62 I'm less conspiracy minded, and I assume this is just pockets of the media finally deciding to do their jobs now that Trump is gone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

I agree, but the trick for them is to find out what happened at that lab--without making Trump seem prescient.
Are they up to the task?/

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (HrMC1)

63 "Experts are skeptical" which history has proven means the story is 100% accurate.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (8GUy

Word

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (ifmtJ)

64 Keep in mind that the Trump admin ordered an investigation into the origins of COVID. The US intelligence community
must have slow-walked that investigation if they're now saying there are mountains of unexamined evidence.
Posted by: Revenant at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (+4D1M)

There was a lot of slow walking going on during the Trump admin by the deep state and intel....shocka

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (GPwVZ)

65 President Biden's call for a 90-day sprint to understand the origins of the coronavirus pandemic came after intelligence officials told the White House they had a raft of still-unexamined evidence that required additional computer analysis that might shed light on the mystery, according to senior administration officials.
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Well, it appears that he has someone on his staff with some tech industry buzzword experience wrote that for him. A "sprint" is common lingo in the realm of "agile" software development methodology, and I've never seen it used outside that context.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (Jsjd7)

66 tRuMp SaId DoOdY~! mUh PrInCiPleS~! nOrMaLcY~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (nI1Kq)

67 London? Christopher Steele just dropped the Wuhan dossier.

Posted by: 13times at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (K3B2k)

68 The US intelligence community
must have slow-walked that investigation if they're now saying there are mountains of unexamined evidence.

That's my take as well. An investigation has been going on like a year now and they have mountains of unexamined evidence? That screams "we weren't bothering to do what we were ordered to" again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

69 You know what else would lead to a lack of cellphone signals from Wuhan? Me.

Tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: W88 at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (L5HFX)

70 This is related to all the UFO stuff coming out now, a big feint to cover for whats coming next. No Idea what that is tho

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 01, 2021 01:32 PM (hgOuk)

71 She's no Jordan Carver
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (ifmtJ)

True. Far better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 01:32 PM (PNtP0)

72 Ninety day sprint. LMAO.
By the way, I would have lost the over/under. I figured Dying Brain would have croaked by now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2021 01:32 PM (ufFY8)

73 /Outer Worlds sock

Posted by: Buzzion at June 01, 2021 01:32 PM (G2zl5)

74 Also, as another commenter pointed out, a 2nd cyber-attack on an industry hated by the left has our souper genius IC folks scratching their heads. What a coinky-dink

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at June 01, 2021 01:32 PM (NQxvu)

75 Fauci is an expert and he is never wrong.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 01:32 PM (O5bxn)

76 So, did our so-called "intelligence" agencies slow walk this information or, are they just that incompetent

Experts say "yes" to both

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

77 62 I agree, but the trick for them is to find out what happened at that lab--without making Trump seem prescient.
Are they up to the task?/
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (HrMC1)

========

It won't matter in the actual reporting. The overall narrative will be shaped outside of that. "Trump is a doodoo head who didn't know what he was talking about," will dominate no matter what the actual reporting finds out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

78 "Accidental" still seems most likely -- except for the convenient timing with our election, plus the roll out of the Plandemic Response here in the US (maybe in Europe as well). Fauci had said years back "Trump will face a pandemic" ... then there was the Gates ? thing where they did a trial run for a pandemic. ...

Sabotage (in the lab?) would be how that could fit it into some sort of subterfuge to make it appear "accidental" (which is obviously much less likely to trigger a global response against China, or against the globalists and/or Fauci that was supplying the research to China)

In any case, China clearly knew and spread it globally while trying to protect their own. Then (if it was accidental) our own globalists decided on a destructive anti-science response, to stop Trump and create crisis for their NWO advances (build back better).

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2021 01:33 PM (Cus5s)

79 Boss says to find the old files on Wuhan. I'm gonna look behind those Epstein crates in the warehouse, see if they're still there.

Posted by: Hammond Eggar at June 01, 2021 01:33 PM (uhPTO)

80 It's so odd how they can admit all these things now that Trump is 'safely removed' from office.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at June 01, 2021 01:23 PM (cvNl1)

Hey, Nearsider! Nice to see you!

If Trump doesn't beat this shit like a fucking drum during his upcoming rallies, he can write off any chance of getting traction, let alone a nomination or kingmaker position.

China Lied, The World Died and it's all Democrats fault. 24/7, every fucking day. And that the GOP can't sack up to say it shows you what a worthless, dogshit party they are.

God, I hate people. Hate them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2021 01:33 PM (2JVJo)

81 69 You know what else would lead to a lack of cellphone signals from Wuhan? Me.

Tanned, rested, and ready.
Posted by: W88 at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (L5HFX)

We do need to check to make sure these things still work. Like washing the good china periodically.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 01:33 PM (PNtP0)

82 I agree, but the trick for them is to find out what happened at that lab--without making Trump seem prescient.
Are they up to the task?/
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (HrMC1)

Biden cancelled DoS's investigation into this, and gave it to the IC so that any results will be classified. It will be leaked that of course it is too difficult to know what happened here but it seems unlikely that the Chinese created this and therefore all those Trumpers are big old liars. Oh, and you will not be able to see the actual results. Ever.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2021 01:33 PM (Yoq4u)

83 As the NYT just reported: Biden is now troubling his Deep State agents to examine "unexamined evidence" they've just left sitting around.

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Any word on the mounds of 96 months of "unexamined evidence" of the Biden Crime Family corruption and literal treason during his stint as VP?

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (9lyzM)

84 Keep in mind that the Trump admin ordered an investigation into the origins of COVID. The US intelligence community
must have slow-walked that investigation if they're now saying there are mountains of unexamined evidence.
Posted by: Revenant at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (+4D1M)

There was a lot of slow walking going on during the Trump admin by the deep state and intel....shocka
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (GPwVZ

And yet, when Trump said that it came from the Chinese Lab, I believe he had already been shown enough intel to make that determination.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (HrMC1)

85 The "Where Did COVID Originate?" question is becoming too big of a problem and embarrassment to the scumbags. To take the heat off the Chinese dupes and payees in the US, I expect they have a news-consuming BS "bombshell" in the works. A Trump indictment by a New York State grand jury would do the trick, unfortunatey.

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (AMIL/)

86 How are they not sick of pretending the obvious isn't real.

Transgenders.
Covid.
The election fraud.
"Climate Change."
Antifa.
BLM.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (o25GB)

87 Like the song goes, Joe Biden himself likes living the unexamined life (it's stress free!), so its doubtful he really wants anything examined all that closely. Besides, those Chinese who paid him his 10 per cent want this unexamined to stay unexamined (I gotta think), so its doubly doubtful. HQ truth-o-meter rates this as a fake-out designed to give the Propaganda Press something to print, rather than actual news.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (5iiCZ)

88 Our intelligence service knows jack and shit about actual secret agent stuff, but can likely describe your Aunt Minnie's latest call to her sister Ida in detail.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (xEIoY)

89 Phrases like "90-day sprint," "100-day push," and the memorable "15 days to flatten the curve" seem to be popping up lately. Are these artificial time limits related to socialists' "Five Year Plans"?

Posted by: pookysgirl, just wondering at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (XKZwp)

90 The last time President Bumblefuck Biden, with a clear mind, called for anything it was for chocolate chocolate chip.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2021 01:35 PM (tVOev)

91 Sure, no cell signals, but you assholes all missed the bat signal illuminating the sky, clearly indicating the actual origins of this virus.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2021 01:35 PM (KbCG3)

92 26 The real story is why is this coming out now? What does it lead to or cover up? What are they prepping us for?

It was kind of like suppressing a fart. It's going to come out eventually, so instead letting fly with a low, rumbling, window rattler, you just ease it out slowly in hopes no one will notice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2021 01:35 PM (YqDXo)

93 88 Our intelligence service knows jack and shit about actual secret agent stuff, but can likely describe your Aunt Minnie's latest call to her sister Ida in detail.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (xEIoY)

Plus you can be sure that their pronouns are well documented.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2021 01:35 PM (Yoq4u)

94 The CIA is overwhelmed because they are attempting to use the proper pronouns for our foreign enemies and giving each other awards for how woke and special they are to the world.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 01, 2021 01:35 PM (haWye)

95 >It won't matter in the actual reporting. The overall narrative will be shaped outside of that. "Trump is a doodoo head who didn't know what he was talking about," will dominate no matter what the actual reporting finds out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

Completely true. You see and hear this every day regarding walk backs of whatever story Trump was right about. Butbutbutbut Trump destroyed his credibility so we assumed he was lying about this too.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2021 01:36 PM (sjdRT)

96 Asshoes. All of them.

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2021 01:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

97 the trick for them is to find out what happened at that lab--without making Trump seem prescient.

Easy. Just don't mention Trump at all or what he said. I mean, they're giving Biden all the credit for the "vaccine" Trump rushed out months before Biden took office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 01:36 PM (KZzsI)

98 The same guys who are examining my felony perjury gun purchase application are checking this one out!

Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at June 01, 2021 01:36 PM (5iiCZ)

99 89 Phrases like "90-day sprint," "100-day push," and the memorable "15 days to flatten the curve" seem to be popping up lately. Are these artificial time limits related to socialists' "Five Year Plans"?
Posted by: pookysgirl, just wondering at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (XKZwp)

Remember what I said about the gaslighting?

They have #twoweeks institutionalized.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2021 01:36 PM (Yoq4u)

100 89 Phrases like "90-day sprint," "100-day push," and the memorable "15 days to flatten the curve" seem to be popping up lately. Are these artificial time limits related to socialists' "Five Year Plans"?
Posted by: pookysgirl, just wondering at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (XKZwp)

Probably not too far wrong. The idea is to make any hardship seem more manageable by giving it 'boundaries'.

Trust us to know and to do what is best and We will take care of the rest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 01:36 PM (PNtP0)

101 The "Where Did COVID Originate?" question is becoming too big of a problem and embarrassment to the scumbags. To take the heat off the Chinese dupes and payees in the US, I expect they have a news-consuming BS "bombshell" in the works. A Trump indictment by a New York State grand jury would do the trick, unfortunatey.
Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (AMIL/)
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Yup. It'll be something, but it might not be for a month or two. If I were running the press arm of the Complex, I would have them flog the IC investigation for 3-4 weeks, then get distracted with a "bombshell" for another month, then publish the results of the IC investigation (which is "China not only did nothing wrong, they veritable demigods, the Cadillac of supermen") somewhere on page 12 for a few days, then it magically becomes "old news we already covered."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 01:36 PM (Jsjd7)

102 79 Boss says to find the old files on Wuhan. I'm gonna look behind those Epstein crates in the warehouse, see if they're still there.

Posted by: Hammond Eggar at June 01, 2021 01:33 PM (uhPTO)

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Right next to the Ark of the Covenant ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (9lyzM)

103 Headline four months from now:

Trump said that the virus came from a wet market even as experts said it came from a lab.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (kTF2Z)

104 I'm running the investigation.

Posted by: John Durham at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (5iiCZ)

105 I think they may be trying to get rid of Fauci. They would have kept him, but ambition got the best of him, tried to undermine current CDC director for one. Plus they (and that is the rest of the world) are trying to squeeze China.

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (V13WU)

106 One of the saddest things is being with an elderly person whose hearing is bad, farting as they walk around thinking its silent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

107 >God, I hate people. Hate them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2021 01:33 PM (2JVJo)

So.....Nearsider triggered this?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (sjdRT)

108 "President Biden's call for a 90-day sprint to understand the origins of the coronavirus pandemic came after intelligence officials told the White House they had a raft of still-unexamined evidence that required additional computer analysis that might shed light on the mystery, according to senior administration officials."

Hey guys, I want to put a rush on this so you can get back to work doing whatever the hell else it is that you do around here.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2021 01:38 PM (KbCG3)

109 104 I'm running the investigation.
Posted by: John Durham at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (5iiCZ)

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That made me chuckle but it is in no way funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2021 01:38 PM (o25GB)

110 One of the saddest things is being with an elderly person whose hearing is bad, farting as they walk around thinking its silent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
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There is the distinct possibility that he or she simply doesn't care.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 01:38 PM (Jsjd7)

111 Phrases like "90-day sprint," "100-day push," and the memorable "15 days to flatten the curve" seem to be popping up lately. Are these artificial time limits related to socialists' "Five Year Plans"?
Posted by: pookysgirl, just wondering at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (XKZwp)

#twoweeks> 15 days to Flatten the Curve> 90 Day Sprint> 100 Day Push.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:38 PM (HrMC1)

112 *golfclap*

Although I have AT&T and they seem fairly solid here in Kentucky- except if a single building in Nashville gets blown up or you are back in the backwoods of Indiana visiting cemeteries.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Looking at the "coverage map" for my zip code. Says I have 5G & 4G LTE coverage. I want to bet a representative to come out to the house. I'll pull a gun on them. IF they can dial 911, I'll let them live and gladly go to jail. If they can't...

Guess why I can make that bet.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 01:38 PM (OG7NC)

113 I demand answers! Senator Grassley will soon write a letter on this!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 01, 2021 01:38 PM (5iiCZ)

114 Phrases like "90-day sprint," "100-day push," and the memorable "15 days to flatten the curve" seem to be popping up lately. Are these artificial time limits related to socialists' "Five Year Plans"?
Posted by: pookysgirl, just wondering at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (XKZwp)

Why yes, yes they are. It is the epitome of hubris to claim once can solve an open-ended problem in a fixed time period. Socialists are all about hubris, since the very idea of "perfecting" humankind is nothing but hubris writ large.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (L5HFX)

115 All these Conspiracy Theories - turning into Conspiracy Fact. What's a decent Normie got to do around here just to get some peace ?

Posted by: L.I.B. at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (NgvOp)

116 One of the saddest things is being with an elderly person whose hearing is bad, farting as they walk around thinking its silent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

Silent, but violent.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (HrMC1)

117 78 "Accidental" still seems most likely -- except for the convenient timing with our election,

Election? How about the convenient timing of starting 2 weeks after Shampeachment went down in flames.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (Bmy3R)

118 Guess why I can make that bet.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 01:38 PM (OG7NC)
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Eh, I wouldn't make that bet. If *any* signal is available - regardless of carrier - 911 will go through. It overrides subscription and even someone else's tower will connect the emergency call if technically possible...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (Jsjd7)

119 One of the saddest things is being with an elderly person whose hearing is bad, farting as they walk around thinking its silent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
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There is the distinct possibility that he or she simply doesn't care.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

*waves

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (OG7NC)

120 Never trust a fart after age 50.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (W2Pud)

121 Pudding or ice cream? The only choices Bidet is allowed to make for himself.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (gmo/4)

122 Keep in mind that the Trump admin ordered an investigation into the origins of COVID. The US intelligence community
must have slow-walked that investigation if they're now saying there are mountains of unexamined evidence.
Posted by: Revenant at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (+4D1M)

Deep State on every investigation ordered by Trump: Not really slow walking, more like pretend belly-crawling so slowly as to avoid any perception of actual movement.

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2021 01:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

123 I wouldn't mind involving the leggy, busty, sluttily-dressed brunette in a "90 day push" IYKWIM:
https://is.gd/Lfu7jR

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 01:40 PM (Jsjd7)

124 Eh, I wouldn't make that bet. If *any* signal is available - regardless of carrier - 911 will go through. It overrides subscription and even someone else's tower will connect the emergency call if technically possible...
Posted by: Joe Mannix

There is NO service. Period.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 01:40 PM (OG7NC)

125 BTW, the Chinese say there's a first case ever of H10N3 bird-flu in humans there but not to worry as they're sure the chances of large-scale spreading are low.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2021 01:40 PM (UHVv4)

126 >Never trust a fart after age 50.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (W2Pud)

Not that You would know. You 29 year old vixen.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2021 01:40 PM (sjdRT)

127 120 Never trust a fart after age 50.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (W2Pud)

Her being a nurse, that makes the statement laden with meanings. And probably poop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (PNtP0)

128 Chocolate chocolate-chip!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (5iiCZ)

129 I have faith that our depressed, Latina grrrrrl power extraordinaire mom agents will get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (O5bxn)

130 58 Keep in mind that the Trump admin ordered an investigation into the origins of COVID. The US intelligence community
must have slow-walked that investigation if they're now saying there are mountains of unexamined evidence.
Posted by: Revenant at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (+4D1M)
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The bureaucracy under Trump was completely insubordinate. His ordering it would cause them to slow walk it. I suspect our "intelligence community" is mostly foreign spies and/or criminals at this point.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (xqRaG)

131 The Epoch Times reported on the cellphone thingy on March 22, 2020 --

https://tinyurl.com/htkwktpy

Of course, they also did extensive reporting on how this virus was artificial, human made around that same time frame.

Posted by: GnuBreed, journalizin' at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (F0YaR)

132 The "Where Did COVID Originate?" question is becoming too big of a problem and embarrassment to the scumbags. To take the heat off the Chinese dupes and payees in the US, I expect they have a news-consuming BS "bombshell" in the works. A Trump indictment by a New York State grand jury would do the trick, unfortunatey.
Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (AMIL/)

When that SDNY indictment finally comes, it will go over like a wet fart.
It will rightfully be seen as overkill

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (HrMC1)

133 Trump said that the virus came from a wet market even as experts said it came from a lab.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (kTF2Z)

What better way to release it, than have a "larcenous employee", now conveniently dead, sell stolen lab bats in the wet market?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (L5HFX)

134
I wouldn't mind involving the leggy, busty, sluttily-dressed brunette in a "90 day push" IYKWIM:

https://is.gd/Lfu7jR

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 01:40 PM (Jsjd7)

Yowza! Baby!

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2021 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

135 Eh, I wouldn't make that bet. If *any* signal is available - regardless of carrier - 911 will go through. It overrides subscription and even someone else's tower will connect the emergency call if technically possible...
Posted by: Joe Mannix

There is NO service. Period.

We tried to call 911. Had to go across the pasture to in-laws and dial the sheriff on landline.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 01:42 PM (OG7NC)

136 Mona Lisa's smile? Yeah, she just farted.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 01, 2021 01:42 PM (HYKV3)

137 Why yes, yes they are. It is the epitome of hubris to claim once can solve an open-ended problem in a fixed time period. Socialists are all about hubris, since the very idea of "perfecting" humankind is nothing but hubris writ large.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (L5HFX)

"moral equivalent of war"

I love meaningless vapid phrases.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2021 01:42 PM (YqDXo)

138 127 Her being a nurse, that makes the statement laden with meanings. And probably poop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (PNtP0)

But, mostly poop.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 01, 2021 01:42 PM (DTX3h)

139 65 Well, it appears that he has someone on his staff with some tech
industry buzzword experience wrote that for him. A "sprint" is common
lingo in the realm of "agile" software development methodology, and I've
never seen it used outside that context.
yeah, but agile sprints are only two weeks. the whole point of a sprint is that it's short so you can have more meetings about it; agile management gets paid per meeting, it seems.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 01:42 PM (sGtp+)

140 The bureaucracy under Trump was completely insubordinate. His ordering it would cause them to slow walk it. I suspect our "intelligence community" is mostly foreign spies and/or criminals at this point.
Posted by: zmdavid at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (xqRaG)
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Probably not. I mean, I doubt more than 10% of them are actual foreign assets, and most of those are probably Chinese with the Russians in a comfortable second-place position.

Of the 90% remaining, a vast bulk of them are just mewling quims who work against the interests of the United States as directed by their masters in the State/Party Complex. Probably only about 10% are actual in-it-for-the-money crooks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 01:43 PM (Jsjd7)

141 106 One of the saddest things is being with an elderly person whose hearing is bad, farting as they walk around thinking its silent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
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That's why you take them to the doctor: get their sense of smell fixed, then work on the hearing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at June 01, 2021 01:43 PM (c8niA)

142 133 What better way to release it, than have a "larcenous employee", now conveniently dead, sell stolen lab bats in the wet market?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (L5HFX)

========

This is almost like the beginning of Prometheus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

143 I wouldn't mind involving the leggy, busty, sluttily-dressed brunette in a "90 day push" IYKWIM:
https://is.gd/Lfu7jR
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 01:40 PM (Jsjd7)

I'll need more than 15 days to flatten those curves

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:43 PM (HrMC1)

144 >>>One of the saddest things is being with an elderly person whose hearing is bad, farting as they walk around thinking its silent.<

>What do you consider to be elderly?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2021 01:43 PM (tVOev)

145 3 million dead. $20T+ in economic cost. Oh, did you want us to take a look at that evidence? We had some other important stuff we were working on so just kinda, you know, blew that off cause it didn't seem that significant
. But, um...sure we'll take a look now. RUFKM?

Posted by: Robert Bell at June 01, 2021 01:43 PM (o/eL4)

146 Boss says to find the old files on Wuhan. I'm gonna look behind those Epstein crates in the warehouse, see if they're still there.

Posted by: Hammond Eggar at June 01, 2021 01:33 PM (uhPTO)

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Right next to the Ark of the Covenant ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (9lyzM)

...and above the boxes with Hillary's emails and Hunter's hardrive.

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2021 01:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

147 yeah, but agile sprints are only two weeks. the whole point of a sprint is that it's short so you can have more meetings about it; agile management gets paid per meeting, it seems.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 01:42 PM (sGtp+)
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True, but remember: this is government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 01:43 PM (Jsjd7)

148 >This is almost like the beginning of Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

Dude.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2021 01:44 PM (sjdRT)

149 alternatively - they may not have allowed cell phone into the lab, because there was something going on that they didn't want leaked out. So they confiscated them if you showed up with them on property. So people left them at home.

Chicoms know if you have cell phone with you, whether you think its off or not, its pretty much a listening device. Cause that's how they roll also.

Or maybe it was shut down. Sat imaging show no cars in lot? No people going in/out?

Posted by: Super Mario at June 01, 2021 01:44 PM (+vyID)

150 BTW, why is China DNA profiling every nation?? Sock link.

Funny, India wasn't hit too badly in the first two waves but is now getting hit with a variant from their border with China.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2021 01:44 PM (UHVv4)

151 The IC/Deep State knew where this came from, it probably even used that fact as stray voltage to corral Trump in the box they crafted for him, then when Trump was publicly saying the virus came from China and the lab, his IC/Deep State was rat fucking him behind the scenes on background saying that they would not verify anything they knew publicly.

Remember, Gina Haspel literally fell off the face of the earth the last year of Trump's Presidency.

It's all bullshit.

I hate these fucking people and hope they all get ass cancer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 01, 2021 01:44 PM (Eb1Pb)

152 A Trump indictment by a New York State grand jury would do the trick, unfortunatey.

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (AMIL/)

When that SDNY indictment finally comes, it will go over like a wet fart.

It will rightfully be seen as overkill.Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (HrMC1)
Nope. That's the "everything will all work out and I just have to watch" branch of the Right Wing Brain talking. Yes - the Left will arrest Trump. Nope - that won't be the point where the Left magically "pushes too far". Consequences only happen when people impose them.

Posted by: L.I.B. at June 01, 2021 01:44 PM (NgvOp)

153 Mona Lisa's smile? Yeah, she just farted.
Posted by: Getting the banned back together

Mona Lisa's frown? Realizing that fart was lumpy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 01:44 PM (OG7NC)

154 Those steps are wet....

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2021 01:45 PM (gmo/4)

155 There is the distinct possibility that he or she simply doesn't care.

Yeah I never was one to be terribly worried what my peers thought of me but I care even less these days. By 80 probably nothing matters any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2021 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

156 57 Oooooh. Guys this is easily debunked. Everyone at the lab went on vacation during that time. Nothing to see here folks,
Move along.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 01:30 PM (O5bxn)

The real answer here, folks, is that the French go on vacation in August, thus forcing the Chinese to wait their damned turn and go in October.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 01:45 PM (VcFUs)

157 So.....Nearsider triggered this?
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (sjdRT)

No, I'm happy to see him. I just hate people. Have since about 1963.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2021 01:45 PM (2JVJo)

158 86 How are they not sick of pretending the obvious isn't real.

Transgenders.
Covid.
The election fraud.
"Climate Change."
Antifa.
BLM.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2021 01:34 PM (o25GB)

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"In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, nor to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better." -- Theodore Dalrymple

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 01:45 PM (9lyzM)

159 150 BTW, why is China DNA profiling every nation?? Sock link.

Funny, India wasn't hit too badly in the first two waves but is now getting hit with a variant from their border with China.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2021 01:44 PM (UHVv4)

Fascists gotta be fascists, yo. Racial Hygiene.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 01, 2021 01:45 PM (PNtP0)

160 I will await Putin's report for credible info.

Posted by: Zek at June 01, 2021 01:45 PM (5RTdG)

161 Nope. That's the "everything will all work out and I just have to watch" branch of the Right Wing Brain talking. Yes - the Left will arrest Trump. Nope - that won't be the point where the Left magically "pushes too far". Consequences only happen when people impose them.

Posted by: L.I.B. at June 01, 2021 01:44 PM (NgvOp)

No, they WILL arrest Trump and the libs will be gleeful and Colbert and CNN will be ecstatic, but no one else ill care.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:46 PM (HrMC1)

162 Wait, farts don't have chunks?

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at June 01, 2021 01:46 PM (HYKV3)

163 So.....Nearsider triggered this?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 01, 2021 01:37 PM (sjdRT)

Totally possible...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at June 01, 2021 01:46 PM (cvNl1)

164 Getting to the bottom of this is going to require supreme dedication and specialized skills, which reminds me of that timeless quotation from Samwise Gamgee: "What we need is a few good Taters."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2021 01:47 PM (DMUuz)

165 149 alternatively - they may not have allowed cell phone into the lab, because there was something going on that they didn't want leaked out. So they confiscated them if you showed up with them on property. So people left them at home.
Chicoms know if you have cell phone with you, whether you think its off or not, its pretty much a listening device. Cause that's how they roll also.
Or maybe it was shut down. Sat imaging show no cars in lot? No people going in/out?
Posted by: Super Mario at June 01, 2021 01:44 PM (+vyID)

Weren't we (here on this smart military blog) sharing links to sat images and other assets showing that the thermal load in Wuhan, CH was like super dooper low for the season indicating that damned near every fucking thing there was shut down from teh severity of the outbreak too?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 01:47 PM (VcFUs)

166 When that SDNY indictment finally comes, it will go over like a wet fart.
It will rightfully be seen as overkill
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:41 PM (HrMC1)

I'll take that bet. Over half of the country will cheer it and there will be calls from leading Democrats for federal troops to invade Florida unless DeSantis turns him over.

And the fucking GOP will say nothing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2021 01:47 PM (2JVJo)

167 >What do you consider to be elderly?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2021 01:43 PM (tVOev)
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Anyone 10 years older than I am, but, once I hit 80, anyone 5 years older than I am.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at June 01, 2021 01:47 PM (c8niA)

168 What do you consider to be elderly?

Posted by: Dr. Bone

When I was 23, I bedded a 36 yr old. Now that I'm 58, that 13 yr age difference puts her at 71.

Consider? Yeah. 71.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 01:47 PM (OG7NC)

169 Sharts do have chunks!

Posted by: al roker at June 01, 2021 01:48 PM (UHVv4)

170 does anyone remember seeing the folks that were doing the atmospheric analysis over Wuhan that suggested they were burning bodies in great quantities round the clock while the official death toll stayed pegged below 4000

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at June 01, 2021 01:48 PM (EUaR1)

171 Guess why I can make that bet.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 01:38 PM (OG7NC)[\i]

I live in the burbs, and the map says I have fantastic service. It is laughably awful, and why I have a land line in addition to cell.

And...They lie about this shit when I call and complain. "Our systems indicate a strong signal at your address."

Fine...call me back on my cell number you fucking retard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2021 01:49 PM (piLks)

172 Never trust a fart after age 50.
==
Never let an erection go to waste either. I'm just sayin'

Posted by: President Grabby Hands at June 01, 2021 01:49 PM (+Mpoq)

173 This soon to be 50 foot woman who will be attacking is a real looker.
On TCM right now.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 01, 2021 01:49 PM (ufFY8)

174 3 It's so odd how they can admit all these things now that Trump is 'safely removed' from office.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at June 01, 2021 01:23 PM (cvNl1)

Why do Democrats think that this is "good?"

Posted by: No Longer Amused at June 01, 2021 01:49 PM (/jTma)

175 I want justice for those yellow bastards sticking things up my anus.

Posted by: The Bat at June 01, 2021 01:49 PM (KR/Q/)

176 167 >What do you consider to be elderly?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2021 01:43 PM (tVOev)
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Anyone 10 years older than I am, but, once I hit 80, anyone 5 years older than I am.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at June 01, 2021 01:47 PM (c8niA)

Pretty much everyone tall enough to ride the roller coasters at Universal Studios. ATC isn't elderly.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 01:50 PM (VcFUs)

177 No, they WILL arrest Trump and the libs will be gleeful and Colbert and CNN will be ecstatic, but no one else ill care.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:46 PM (HrMC1)

And when they do arrest him and this country doesn't immediately explode in riots and arson, I hope that will finally put the nail in the coffin of the mythical "70 million pissed off Trump voters."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2021 01:50 PM (2JVJo)

178 does anyone remember seeing the folks that were doing the atmospheric analysis over Wuhan that suggested they were burning bodies in great quantities round the clock while the official death toll stayed pegged below 4000
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at June 01, 2021 01:48 PM (EUaR1)

My opinion is that we were seeing street theater stage-managed by the Chi-Coms to create the impression that the WuFlu was the Second Coming of the Black Plague, plus Smallpox and Ebola, all rolled into one, so they could scare the rest of the world into the insane lockdowns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2021 01:50 PM (L5HFX)

179 Fine...call me back on my cell number you fucking retard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2021 01:49 PM (piLks)

Come out here and prove me wrong. I dare you!

Posted by: Buzzion at June 01, 2021 01:51 PM (axzDP)

180 *dons flame and heat retardant suit*

Sits back to enjoy the flamsthrowering.

*double checks ankle coverage*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 01:51 PM (VcFUs)

181 yeah, but agile sprints are only two weeks. the whole point of a sprint is that it's short so you can have more meetings about it; agile management gets paid per meeting, it seems.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 01:42 PM

Technically, it's Scrum, not "agile" that uses Sprints, and they can be anywhere between 7 to 30 days in length. Two weeks is by far the most common, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2021 01:51 PM (DMUuz)

182 Weren't we (here on this smart military blog) sharing links to sat images and other assets showing that the thermal load in Wuhan, CH was like super dooper low for the season indicating that damned near every fucking thing there was shut down from teh severity of the outbreak too?
==
I don't recall the timing really but I thought the thermal imaging and the smoke pillars were in January/February.

Posted by: President Grabby Hands at June 01, 2021 01:51 PM (+Mpoq)

183 My opinion is that we were seeing street theater
stage-managed by the Chi-Coms to create the impression that the WuFlu
was the Second Coming of the Black Plague, plus Smallpox and Ebola, all
rolled into one, so they could scare the rest of the world into the
insane lockdowns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2021 01:50 PM (L5HFX)
Fake-kill the chicken to scare the monkey..

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2021 01:51 PM (ufFY8)

184 I guess it will be "Well, yes, it turns out Trump was right all along, but he didn't know it was true last year, so he was lying"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2021 01:52 PM (4a9Vv)

185 No, they WILL arrest Trump and the libs will be gleeful and Colbert and CNN will be ecstatic, but no one else ill care.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 01:46 PM (HrMC1)

In all fairness - its tough to care more for the man than he does for himself. He got fucked out of an election - but he did very little in a logical manner to fight back. He got fucked for four years in office by every subordinate, apparently - but he kept on walking out there on stage and patting guys like Barr on the back.
I'm pretty sure, when they come for him, he'll go quietly. He'll listen to Rudy or some other such credentialed dumb ass New York attorney who grasps how things work now as little as he does. At some point - what do we do ? Especially when a man refuses to play the game smart, yet also doesn't have the good sense to walk away from the table ?

Posted by: L.I.B. at June 01, 2021 01:52 PM (NgvOp)

186 175 I want justice for those yellow bastards sticking things up my anus.
Posted by: The Bat at June 01, 2021 01:49 PM (KR/Q/)

If, by chance, you backed up and wiggled, even once...you were recompensed for your trouble already.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 01:52 PM (VcFUs)

187 As the NYT just reported: Biden is now troubling his Deep State agents to examine "unexamined evidence" they've just left sitting around.

What a load of horse shit. The IC has known for over a year where it came from. This is just Dementia Joe trying to blackmail the CCP.

Posted by: Bert G at June 01, 2021 01:52 PM (UcYvR)

188 I guess it will be "Well, yes, it turns out Trump
was right all along, but he didn't know it was true last year, so he was
lying"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2021 01:52 PM (4a9Vv)

Plus: No more mean tweets

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2021 01:52 PM (gmo/4)

189 81 69 You know what else would lead to a lack of cellphone signals from Wuhan? Me.

Tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: W88 at June 01, 2021 01:31 PM (L5HFX)

We do need to check to make sure these things still work. Like washing the good china periodically.
taiwan?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 01:53 PM (v3pYe)

190 Powerline linked to a story earlier today that said theey've figured out who is the President, and it's Ron Klain. I bet if you look closely you'll find Klain lobbied for Chinese interests in his stint out of government.

Yes, this same Ron Klain who Anthony Fauci met with in a mysterious WH Situation Room emergency meeting to discuss gain of function research after Congress defied the Obama administration and outlawed it. Suddenly, after the meeting, Wuhan Institute research was approved and funded.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2021 01:53 PM (5iiCZ)

191 Get the ham and eggers on it.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2021 01:53 PM (1zXic)

192 Never discount the underlying fact that all of these people ("experts", "leaders", etc.) are deeply, profoundly stupid.

They didn't take power through cleverness. They never played to win. They never really played the game at all. They took power through brutality. Perhaps not physical violence, but blackmail, fraud, lies, etc.

They're not masterminds, just thugs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 01:53 PM (6FeV1)

193 India was giving out ivermectin as a preventative.Then WHO told them to stop. That's when they got hit.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 01, 2021 01:54 PM (5HBd1)

194 184 I guess it will be "Well, yes, it turns out Trump was right all along,
but he didn't know it was true last year, so he was lying"
well, the view has already floated the "it was a guess, so it didn't count" line.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 01:54 PM (sGtp+)

195 We are quick to assume evil intent, but stupid is always more likely. Therefore, the lab was vacant because they were at a studio practicing for their ab dance video that would be posted to Tik Tok and would certainly go viral. Or, something.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at June 01, 2021 01:54 PM (SmFPm)

196 If anybody cares to know what happened with the russiagate, chy-nah flu, the theft of the election, the rinos stabbing President Trump in the back all they have to do is ask the deepstate emeffers in the letter agencies.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2021 01:55 PM (0OP+5)

197 My opinion is that we were seeing street theater stage-managed by the Chi-Coms to create the impression that the WuFlu was the Second Coming of the Black Plague, plus Smallpox and Ebola, all rolled into one, so they could scare the rest of the world into the insane lockdowns.
==
I can't disprove that. I'd not be surprised all that much if so. However, I tend to favor the idea that it was actually pretty bad in china, these things tend to devolve into lesser threats over time. Plus their healthcare system doesnt' really run like ours and prolly lots died from lack of care. Also, they haven't been honest about anything, ever, really. So the numbers from there are whack.

Posted by: President Grabby Hands at June 01, 2021 01:55 PM (17tF/)

198 I guess it will be "Well, yes, it turns out Trump was right all along, but he didn't know it was true last year, so he was lying"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2021 01:52 PM (4a9Vv)

Fredo did that already, IIRC.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2021 01:56 PM (Ez6QX)

199 Socialists are all about hubris, since the very idea of "perfecting" humankind is nothing but hubris writ large.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2021 01:39 PM (L5HFX)
This is far more eloquent than what I've been saying, which is "The Left doesn't understand humanity." (For the Protestants, this falls under "Total Depravity.")

Posted by: pookysgirl, not a goddess but an Ette at June 01, 2021 01:56 PM (XKZwp)

200 There were only two countries where there were videos posted about people collapsing in the streets. One country was China. The other country was Iran.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 01, 2021 01:56 PM (5HBd1)

201 O/T if you need a laugh, this Alabama kid shot an intruder.

https://tinyurl.com/569kmbht

Posted by: Lizzy at June 01, 2021 01:57 PM (bDqIh)

202 all they have to do is ask the deepstate emeffers in the letter agencies.
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2021 01:55 PM (0OP+5)

You left out: "...while cranking the magneto of the field telephone connected to their balls."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2021 01:57 PM (L5HFX)

203 181 Technically, it's Scrum, not "agile" that uses Sprints, and they can be
anywhere between 7 to 30 days in length. Two weeks is by far the most
common, though.
well, i'm involved in a kanban project and they're still measuring everything in sprints. fortunately, i've managed to not get myself invited to the daily standups.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 01:57 PM (sGtp+)

204 I'll take that bet. Over half of the country will cheer it and there will be calls from leading Democrats for federal troops to invade Florida unless DeSantis turns him over.

And the fucking GOP will say nothing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2021 01:47 PM (2JVJo)

I will only argue that if there is anything we've learned from last November is the Left does not in fact have half the voters.

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2021 01:57 PM (53oGX)

205 203 181 Technically, it's Scrum, not "agile" that uses Sprints, and they can be
anywhere between 7 to 30 days in length. Two weeks is by far the most
common, though.
well, i'm involved in a kanban project and they're still measuring everything in sprints. fortunately, i've managed to not get myself invited to the daily standups.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 01:57 PM (sGtp+)

What in the candy coated fuck are you two gabbling on about?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 01:58 PM (6FeV1)

206 There were only two countries where there were videos posted about people collapsing in the streets. One country was China. The other country was Iran.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 01, 2021 01:56 PM (5HBd1)

And what motivation could those two asshoe countries possibly have to eff over Trump and his MAGA plan? I'm on the "it was an OP" bus.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 01:58 PM (VcFUs)

207 NH and IA are too white and so they should not be first primaries anymore. So says Harry Reid who got the NV legislature to pass a bill making NV first.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (O5bxn)

208 What in the candy coated fuck are you two gabbling on about?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 01:58 PM (6FeV1)

LOL. Glad it's not just me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (Ez6QX)

209
90 day sprint.
Leading from behind.

Posted by: 13times at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (K3B2k)

210 What in the candy coated fuck are you two gabbling on about?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 01:58 PM (6FeV1)
++++
Software development methodology with all its arcane lingo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (Jsjd7)

211 204 I will only argue that if there is anything we've learned from last November is the Left does not in fact have half the voters.
Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2021 01:57 PM (53oGX)

========

If NY put out an arrest warrant for Trump in Florida, I would predict an informal posse forming outside of Mar a Lago, made up of local and regional Trump supporters with guns, deciding to block traffic into the resort.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

212 I will only argue that if there is anything we've learned from last November is the Left does not in fact have half the voters.
==
But they do have all the Judges they'll ever need.

Posted by: President Grabby Hands at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (zudY0)

213
A few days ago, and I posted about it here, a Chicom official screwed up and accidentally released some data which showed that the true Patient Zero of Covid first got sick on Sept. 29, 2019. She was a 61 yr. old woman who lived about a mile from the lab, and right next to a major stop for the high speed rail system in Wuhan. She later died.

Something got out of the lab around that time and was spreading around. They figured it out, then did the lock down and clean up of the lab. There are rumors than intel agencies of various countries, including Taiwan and Thailand and others were sending warnings to everybody that something nasty had happened at the Wuhan lab.

Those warnings went the CDC, and Fauxci's own agency. They all knew by Nov of 2019.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (Mzdiz)

214 By censoring this information, Big Tech (the arbiters of truth) did great harm to this country and need to be held accountable.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (NpAcC)

215 What in the candy coated fuck are you two gabbling on about?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 01:58 PM (6FeV1)

Oh no. Kanban...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, once lost in similar shit like that at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (ufFY8)

216 As a prophylactic against a Trump arrest, a GOP AG in a red-state with some nexus to a Democratic party former president / or member of such former president's family should announce a criminal investigation into that person.

Trump's crowds shouting "lock her up" but he didn't. They break that precedent, the GOP needs to go headhunting.

Of course, the craven / corrupt GOP is probably A-OK with the Dems conducting a corrupt criminal investigation into Trump.

Posted by: Revenant at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (+4D1M)

217 AARGH! O/T but I just caught bad kitteh climbing the porch screens again trying to get at the cicadas on the other side. Anybody have a recommendation for a good patch kit?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 01, 2021 02:00 PM (dfRN6)

218 Give me Agile or give me death!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 02:00 PM (O5bxn)

219 208 What in the candy coated fuck are you two gabbling on about?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 01:58 PM (6FeV1)

LOL. Glad it's not just me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (Ez6QX)

Well, we did have some splurp meetings, but the manager ginched, so now we're doing 5 to 6 horks a month, on average.

At least it's not fleeb anymore, tho, amirite?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 02:00 PM (6FeV1)

220 201 O/T if you need a laugh, this Alabama kid shot an intruder.

=====================
My favorite video of the day! Especially the end.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2021 02:00 PM (5iiCZ)

221 Bet Alabama doesn't have Run and Flee laws

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2021 02:00 PM (Cxk7w)

222 Of course, the craven / corrupt GOP is probably A-OK with the Dems conducting a corrupt criminal investigation into Trump.
Posted by: Revenant at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (+4D1M)

How many in the GOP were complicit in Russiagate?

That pretty much answers whether they'd be OK with it or not.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2021 02:01 PM (KbCG3)

223
What in the candy coated fuck are you two gabbling on about?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 01:58 PM (6FeV1)

management goobeldygook clusterfuckery that is used to hide poor execution due to lack of leadership and technical savy allowed to function properly. In other words...keeping the senior white male engineers away from kicking ass and taking names to get shit done.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 01, 2021 02:01 PM (VcFUs)

224 I just caught bad kitteh climbing the porch screens again trying to get at the cicadas on the other side. Anybody have a recommendation for a good patch kit?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 01, 2021 02:00 PM (dfRN6)

***

Let him eat until he is full. God doesn't provide a buffet like this every year ya know...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2021 02:01 PM (flINI)

225 Ok, jeez everybody is attacking me.
All I meant is that when they finally indict Trump, it won't be the big thing TO THE PUBLIC that they think it will be.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:01 PM (HrMC1)

226 By censoring this information, Big Tech (the arbiters of truth) did great harm to this country and need to be held accountable.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (NpAcC)
++++
Accountability among Big Tech is impossible now, and likely has been for a goodly while. Only retribution remains. They need to be destroyed - broken into pieces in forced divestiture that destroys the original enterprise value and allows others to pick up the pieces.

That requires a government, however, that is either honest or afraid. Ours is neither.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 02:01 PM (Jsjd7)

227 AARGH! O/T but I just caught bad kitteh climbing the porch screens again trying to get at the cicadas on the other side. Anybody have a recommendation for a good patch kit?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 01, 2021 02:00 PM (dfRN6)
++++
Some epoxy combined with an old pair of your wife's nylons.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 02:02 PM (Jsjd7)

228 rickb223 @ 168- I'm right there brother. In my case a 53 year old stone fox when I was 35. Age difference today? She'd be 90.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2021 02:02 PM (0OP+5)

229 India was giving out ivermectin as a preventative.Then WHO told them to stop. That's when they got hit.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

I would have told the WHO to pound sand. And since India DID go against their own best interests BECAUSE of the WHO, I'd put out immediate arrest warrants for ANY WHO member who steps foot in India.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 02:03 PM (OG7NC)

230 A Stingray or the Chicom equivalent could have intercepted the usual cell traffic. Maybe the lab was being spied on until they caught whoever they were looking for.

Posted by: pawn at June 01, 2021 02:03 PM (UO32H)

231
This means this thing was out and spreading in Oct. Early last year, I remember reading analyses that said it had to start no later than Nov. It came from the data in Italy, where they Chicom workers were flying in and out of Italy.

I'm pretty sure the release was accidental, but once it happened, the Chicoms capitalized on it by intentionally letting it spread. This was to keep it from damaging them relatively to the rest of the world. IOW, take us all down so we wouldn't have advantage over them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 01, 2021 02:03 PM (Mzdiz)

232 All I meant is that when they finally indict Trump, it won't be the big thing TO THE PUBLIC that they think it will be.
===============
You mean, except for the shooting war the Democrats finally provoke?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2021 02:04 PM (5iiCZ)

233 re 217: cats are generally self-patching

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2021 02:04 PM (4a9Vv)

234 I would have told the WHO to pound sand. And since India DID go against their own best interests BECAUSE of the WHO, I'd put out immediate arrest warrants for ANY WHO member who steps foot in India.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 02:03 PM (OG7NC)

Oy, mate, ya got me!

Posted by: Roger Daltrey at June 01, 2021 02:04 PM (HrMC1)

235 At least temporarily take a piece of screen and sew it up with thread.
Have yet to see a cicadas

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2021 02:04 PM (Cxk7w)

236 All I meant is that when they finally indict Trump, it won't be the big thing TO THE PUBLIC that they think it will be.
===============
You mean, except for the shooting war the Democrats finally provoke?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2021 02:04 PM (5iiCZ)

That's NOT going to happen

Posted by: Roger Daltrey at June 01, 2021 02:04 PM (HrMC1)

237 I would have told the WHO to pound sand. And since India DID go against their own best interests BECAUSE of the WHO, I'd put out immediate arrest warrants for ANY WHO member who steps foot in India.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 02:03 PM (OG7NC)
++++
Yup. And the WHO - theoretically - serves a useful purpose (coordinating public health for major international issues), though it is no longer fit purpose. No time like the present for India to withdraw and start a competing organization and invite members to join them in transparency and efficacy.

Punish the WHO, but also compete with them. India is big enough and sophisticated enough to act as a magnet founder of a new organization. They might be able to pull something like that off. Punishment is good is necessary, but deligitimization needs to happen as well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 02:05 PM (Jsjd7)

238 well, i'm involved in a kanban project and they're still measuring everything in sprints. fortunately, i've managed to not get myself invited to the daily standups.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 01:57 PM

Sounds like they're doing more of a Scrumban than Kanban, or they're doing Scrum without the hard parts and calling it Kanban.

Kanban is about flow. You measure throughput at some regular interval (2 weeks can be good), but otherwise you're not working in regular Sprints.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2021 02:05 PM (DMUuz)

239 Ok, jeez everybody is attacking me.
All I meant is that when they finally indict Trump, it won't be the big thing TO THE PUBLIC that they think it will be.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:01 PM (HrMC1)

I'm not attacking you. But I do think you're wrong.

The left will be baying for his blood and the GOP will give in.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2021 02:05 PM (2JVJo)

240 Greetings:

Let's put Fusion GPS on the trail !!!

Posted by: 11B40 at June 01, 2021 02:05 PM (evgyj)

241 My guess is that this was a bioweapon that got out before it was ready. The chicoms made the most of the situation.

RE: the thread below, I actually used to work with Charlie LeDuff. He's a standup guy and an actual journalist, not a pretty and brainless talking head.

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2021 02:05 PM (tjZg/)

242 "As the NYT just reported: Biden is now troubling his Deep State agents to examine "unexamined evidence" they've just left sitting around.

President Biden's call for a 90-day sprint"

all kabuki

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at June 01, 2021 02:06 PM (pr+za)

243 Greetings:

Let's put Fusion GPS on the trail !!!
Posted by: 11B40 at June 01, 2021 02:05 PM (evgyj)
++++
Are they still preferred fiction supplier for the Deep State, or has their star waned?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 02:06 PM (Jsjd7)

244 You mean, except for the shooting war the Democrats finally provoke?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2021 02:04 PM (5iiCZ)

That's NOT going to happen
Posted by: Roger Daltrey at June 01, 2021 02:04 PM (HrMC1)

These things work like inflation... a little bit then all at once. To definitively say it won't is just as dumb as claiming to know when the point of inflection will be made.

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2021 02:06 PM (53oGX)

245 Those warnings went the CDC, and Fauxci's own agency. They all knew by Nov of 2019.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 01, 2021 01:59 PM (Mzdiz

And whence came the decision to move forward with keeping Trump busy by impeaching him?

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2021 02:07 PM (1zXic)

246 Daily stand ups were named that because you are supposed to stand up and say your piece. It is supposed to be a quick recap of what you are working on. But inevitably theyturn into daily debates and discussions.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 02:07 PM (O5bxn)

247 i knew it was the lab from day 1. can't believe it's suddenly such a big deal.

Posted by: trotsky at June 01, 2021 02:07 PM (yz10b)

248 the Sixth Circuit will now have to be court-packed, since they outlawed explicitly racist government policies. Can't have that, now can we?

Posted by: Grand Kleagle Merrick Garland at June 01, 2021 02:07 PM (5iiCZ)

249 205 What in the candy coated fuck are you two gabbling on about?
ah, what i would have given to remain blissfully ignorant...

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at June 01, 2021 02:07 PM (sGtp+)

250 I presume this is coming out now, as virus mania is ramping down and people are going on vacations/ignoring the news so that the Biden junta does NOT have to do something about it.

Because if they do...remember that the entire FNM was calling for war with Russia over the latter buying facebooks ads in the lead up to the 2016 election.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2021 02:08 PM (DpkTQ)

251 Seeming accidental isn't the same as being accidental.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2021 02:08 PM (1zXic)

252 That London-based "NBC News Verification Unit" is a activist cutout/passthrough org that styles itself as factcheckers. They were last seen trying to get The Federalist and Zerohedge demonetized by Big Tech for "bad" comment sections roughly a year ago.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 01, 2021 02:08 PM (dYe5S)

253
What in the candy coated fuck are you two gabbling on about?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

It's some kind of code.

Posted by: Navajo talker with a long mustache at June 01, 2021 02:08 PM (63Dwl)

254 But inevitably theyturn into daily debates and discussions.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 02:07 PM

Good Scrum Masters (and good Teams) don't let that happen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2021 02:09 PM (DMUuz)

255 252 That London-based "NBC News Verification Unit" is a activist cutout/passthrough org that styles itself as factcheckers. They were last seen trying to get The Federalist and Zerohedge demonetized by Big Tech for "bad" comment sections roughly a year ago.
Posted by: Match Checksout at June 01, 2021 02:08 PM (dYe5S)

It's telling to me who gave in and who is still running comments...

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2021 02:09 PM (53oGX)

256 i think the crime of the century, was calling it the hoax virus that would soon be gone.

Posted by: trotsky at June 01, 2021 02:09 PM (yz10b)

257 rickb223 @ 168- I'm right there brother. In my case a 53 year old stone fox when I was 35. Age difference today? She'd be 90.
Posted by: Eromero

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 02:09 PM (OG7NC)

258 That London-based "NBC News Verification Unit" is a activist cutout/passthrough org that styles itself as factcheckers. They were last seen trying to get The Federalist and Zerohedge demonetized by Big Tech for "bad" comment sections roughly a year ago.
Posted by: Match Checksout at June 01, 2021 02:08 PM (dYe5S)
++++
Is there a "fact checking" outfit that *isn't* a group of activist cutouts that are pass-through organizations?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 02:10 PM (Jsjd7)

259 This means this thing was out and spreading in Oct. Early last year, I
remember reading analyses that said it had to start no later than Nov.
My memory is the first French death was a fisherman in some small village on the coast who had no connections to tourism/China etc in early December.
Which makes no sense based on the official timeline of the spread of Wu Flu.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2021 02:10 PM (DpkTQ)

260 Secessionist politics are the only way out of this. Hell, it's already started.

Posted by: content forager at June 01, 2021 02:10 PM (pZh4s)

261 Speaking of kittehs, I found another kitten in the warehouse today. We were soaking a drum cone with Boomer Clean (solvent mixture named after our old maintenance guy) and I couldn't hear the kitten's squeaks over the vent fan, so I'm naming it Boomer.

Posted by: pookysgirl, watcher of the HazCats at June 01, 2021 02:11 PM (XKZwp)

262 HotGas is all giddy that a Republican may win a seat in NM (hint they wont). GOP hood again, Democrats bad again. 2022 most important election in our lifetime.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 02:12 PM (O5bxn)

263 I see more news outlets are reporting on the "Lab Leak" theory. Is no one concerned about "Lab Release" or "Bioweapon Attack"?

Posted by: Mister Scientist, Conspiracy Nutjob at June 01, 2021 02:12 PM (sLRVU)

264 By the way, what is the nominal US policy in how to respond to a bio-weapon attack?
Hint, hint it is rather meaner then a sternly worded letter.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2021 02:12 PM (DpkTQ)

265 Let's put Fusion GPS on the trail !!!
Posted by: 11B40 at June 01, 2021 02:05 PM (evgyj)
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Are they still preferred fiction supplier for the Deep State, or has their star waned?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 02:06 PM (Jsjd7)

Idea: since Hollywood keeps "reimagining" everything, and seems incapable of coming up with any new stories, why not hire Fusion GPS? They're great at creating fiction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2021 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

266 this hoax virus definitely started in the lab, common sense dictates it given all the known facts. but why now are they suddenly pushing what i have known for a long time?

Posted by: trotsky at June 01, 2021 02:12 PM (yz10b)

267 Let him eat until he is full. God doesn't provide a buffet like this every year ya know...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2021 02:01 PM (flINI)

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"There will come a day when the rest of you will dream of cicada buffets while lounging in your gulag caves." -- Your Betters in the Ruling Class Oligarchy

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 02:13 PM (9lyzM)

268
From findings in some papers (which I've posted about on the ONTs over the last week or so), there is no question this this is engineered. It's the spike protein, actually. And this is not mere GOF shit, this is bio-weapons shit.

The spike protein is an engineered element to highly optimize infection ability in humans. They were testing it, and were splicing it onto various bat viruses they had.

This coronavirus, the whole package, is not a bioweapon itself, but a test of a component for a bioweapon.

For the real bioweapon, Capt. Trips, they would graft the real very deadly virus to the spike protein.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 01, 2021 02:13 PM (Mzdiz)

269 I live in the burbs, and the map says I have fantastic service. It is laughably awful, and why I have a land line in addition to cell.

And...They lie about this shit when I call and complain. "Our systems indicate a strong signal at your address."

Fine...call me back on my cell number you fucking retard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2021 01:49 PM (piLks)

Sounds like the making of another First World Problem post.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2021 02:13 PM (mdjgu)

270 this hoax virus definitely started in the lab, common sense dictates it given all the known facts. but why now are they suddenly pushing what i have known for a long time?
Posted by: trotsky at June 01, 2021 02:12 PM (yz10b)

That's the question

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:13 PM (HrMC1)

271 I will only argue that if there is anything we've learned from last November is the Left does not in fact have half the voters.
Posted by: Inogame
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In fact considerably less. they manufactured absentee votes out of whole cloth, figure they had more than enough to win easily.

Then voting day occurred and Trump far exceeded their worst nightmare, forcing them "pause" and create more votes to allow Biden to barely win.

When you look at fraudulent votes, most folks think of a few million that occurred at 3AM. They don't think about the 10 million or so that was created through absentee ballot fraud.

There are no voters behind those ballots, so no real support for the leftist agenda.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 01, 2021 02:13 PM (5p7BC)

272 I see more news outlets are reporting on the "Lab Leak" theory. Is no one concerned about "Lab Release" or "Bioweapon Attack"?
Posted by: Mister Scientist, Conspiracy Nutjob at June 01, 2021 02:12 PM (sLRVU)
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You mean that they're allowing "lab leak" to surface as a less-bad distraction away from a "lab release" alternative? Maybe. It wouldn't surprise me, but that's a bad strategy. Even if they suppress the latter, if they confirm the former than a whole lot of people will put two and two together.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 02:13 PM (Jsjd7)

273 I see more news outlets are reporting on the "Lab Leak" theory. Is no one concerned about "Lab Release" or "Bioweapon Attack"?
We know China intentionally sent it to Europe and the US.

But considering the lethality the virus itself is a rather modest version of a bio-weapon, being maybe twice as deadly as the average "seasonal" flu that comes out of China.

I presume China has other labs working on some small pox variant, and one should keep in mind normal smallpox kills about 30% of those infected.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2021 02:14 PM (DpkTQ)

274 Idea: since Hollywood keeps "reimagining" everything, and seems incapable of coming up with any new stories, why not hire Fusion GPS? They're great at creating fiction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2021 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

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Coming soon to a theater near you: "On Golden Showers."

Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 02:14 PM (9lyzM)

275 269

Funny enough 3rd world has good cell coverage generally speaking.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 02:15 PM (O5bxn)

276 259 This means this thing was out and spreading in Oct. Early last year, I
remember reading analyses that said it had to start no later than Nov.
My memory is the first French death was a fisherman in some small village on the coast who had no connections to tourism/China etc in early December.
Which makes no sense based on the official timeline of the spread of Wu Flu.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2021 02:10 PM (DpkTQ)

Friend of mine, his son got a strange illness that caused his blood ox crash in early November. In Utah. Oh.. hasn't been sick since but tested positive for Covid antibodies last summer.

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2021 02:15 PM (53oGX)

277 this hoax virus definitely started in the lab, common sense dictates it given all the known facts. but why now are they suddenly pushing what i have known for a long time?
Posted by: trotsky at June 01, 2021 02:12 PM (yz10b)

Because the daily impact is slowing down. People are out again, no masks, summer is starting.

It also puts a neat bow on the whole thing in case someone dangerous decides to start asking pertinent questions. Now the "fact" that it was an accident will be old news.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2021 02:15 PM (1zXic)

278 For those of you that use Amazon Alexa (I know, who would be so dumb?)

You want to go into your Alexa settings and turn off Amazon Sidewalk. Amazon is about to start sharing your internet access with your neighbors and it is an unannounced opt-out system.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 01, 2021 02:15 PM (5p7BC)

279 We live in a twilight world. Propaganda 24/7, the Party is always right.

Posted by: nobody at June 01, 2021 02:16 PM (2AyY3)

280 I saw Cicada Buffet open for Great White back in 2002, great show

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at June 01, 2021 02:16 PM (pr+za)

281 This means this thing was out and spreading in Oct. Early last year, I
remember reading analyses that said it had to start no later than Nov.
My memory is the first French death was a fisherman in some small village on the coast who had no connections to tourism/China etc in early December.
Which makes no sense based on the official timeline of the spread of Wu Flu.

Many people were sick around holiday 2019 and it was remarked by many that it was unusually tough and persistent for the yearly flu.
And this was said before anyone heard of Covid

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:16 PM (HrMC1)

282 @ 168- I'm right there brother. In my case a 53 year old stone fox when I was 35. Age difference today? She'd be 90.
Posted by: Eromero

makes you think, don't it.....

Posted by: runner at June 01, 2021 02:16 PM (V13WU)

283 Why were there suddenly no cell-phone signals in the lab?
.........

Fauci didn't send them enough money to pay their bills?

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2021 02:16 PM (v0R5T)

284 >>>Is there a "fact checking" outfit that *isn't* a group of activist cutouts that are pass-through organizations?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 02:10 PM (Jsjd7)

The Dispatch is a fact checking outfit that isn't really an activist cutout/pass-through per se since its really more along the lines of a Big Tech lobbyist cutout/pass-through just happy to take the money no matter the cause.

Posted by: Match Checksout at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (dYe5S)

285 Funny enough 3rd world has good cell coverage generally speaking.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 02:15 PM (O5bxn)
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Yes indeed. A whole lot of economic idiots noted the rise in mobile phone coverage and technology throughout Africa in the early aughts as evidence for how ahead of the curve they were and would be surpassing the West soon.

No, not at all. If you develop late, why install expensive obsolete infrastructure instead of cheaper modern infrastructure? Cell phones proliferated hugely through the third world starting about 20 years ago (25 for the early movers) because that is much cheaper and easier to build. There's not a landline to be found outside of the cities, though, because they were never built.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (Jsjd7)

286 Didn't Great Van Sustern find classified documents at the Benghazi site three weeks after the attack? Our IC is employing the Next Time™ defense posture.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (vGJY7)

287 trotsky @ 256-When you said the crime of the century I immediately thought of the Supertramp song.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (0OP+5)

288 But considering the lethality the virus itself is a rather modest version of a bio-weapon, being maybe twice as deadly as the average "seasonal" flu that comes out of China.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2021 02:14 PM (DpkTQ)

Unless you're trying to cripple the world economy, change a few elections and have a Great Reset. Then it's pretty much perfect. And get this, no one will go to war with you over it.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (1zXic)

289 >>>By the way, what is the nominal US policy in how to respond to a bio-weapon attack?<
>James Taylor strumming out some folk tunes with Secretary of State John Kerry performing as a metronome?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (tVOev)

290 Friend of mine, his son got a strange illness that caused his blood ox crash in early November. In Utah. Oh.. hasn't been sick since but tested positive for Covid antibodies last summer.
Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2021 02:15 PM (53oGX)

Nephew up in Sitka said a bunch of people on the island got sick in December 2019.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (Y4yA8)

291 The CCP could issue a statement saying that they engineered the virus for use as a bio weapon and the Biden misadministration would do exactly jack and shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (kTF2Z)

292 I saw Cicada Buffet open for Great White back in 2002, great show
Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at June 01, 2021 02:16 PM (pr+za)

IF you made it out alive, that is.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

293 anyone remember back in the early 90s when skepticism was cool?

it seems like the people who would have raved about Bill Hicks or George Carlin circa 1990 now rave about John Oliver, who buttchugs the establishment's cock flavored spit on the regular

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (pr+za)

294 Many people were sick around holiday 2019 and it was remarked by many that it was unusually tough and persistent for the yearly flu.
And this was said before anyone heard of Covid

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:16 PM (HrMC1)

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Can confirm.

Have family in Kirkland WA and Sun Valley ID, two of the main outbreak areas early on.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (o25GB)

295 There should have been a coindendent increase in funerals and cancellation of cell phone numbers and sales increase in used cars.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2021 02:18 PM (XlZhQ)

296 Coming soon to a theater near you: "On Golden Showers."
Posted by: ShainS at June 01, 2021 02:14 PM (9lyzM)

James Bond, On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:18 PM (HrMC1)

297 HotGas is all giddy that a Republican may win a seat in NM (hint they
wont). GOP hood again, Democrats bad again. 2022 most important
election in our lifetime.

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why do you read that site? Didn't the First District go for Biden by more than 20 points? Deb Haarland is a card carrying commie and she won re-election in that district by 17 points or something. No squishy Republican will ever win that seat. Fake news.

Posted by: Grand Kleagle Merrick Garland at June 01, 2021 02:19 PM (5iiCZ)

298 James Bond, On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:18 PM (HrMC1)
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Ummm, I'm pretty sure it would be "On *Xer* Majesty's Secret Cervix" ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 02:19 PM (Jsjd7)

299 Jordan61! Happy Birthday to you!

Posted by: Heidi at June 01, 2021 02:19 PM (NliDU)

300 285 Funny enough 3rd world has good cell coverage generally speaking.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 02:15 PM (O5bxn)
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Yes indeed. A whole lot of economic idiots noted the rise in mobile phone coverage and technology throughout Africa in the early aughts as evidence for how ahead of the curve they were and would be surpassing the West soon.

No, not at all. If you develop late, why install expensive obsolete infrastructure instead of cheaper modern infrastructure? Cell phones proliferated hugely through the third world starting about 20 years ago (25 for the early movers) because that is much cheaper and easier to build. There's not a landline to be found outside of the cities, though, because they were never built.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (Jsjd7)

Indeed - I was in that business 15 years ago. Buy decommissioned equipment from Europe, and sell it to 3rd world carriers. There was no reason for them to dig a hole in the ground; just put up a tower.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 01, 2021 02:19 PM (mdjgu)

301 Many people were sick around holiday 2019 and it was remarked by many that it was unusually tough and persistent for the yearly flu.
And this was said before anyone heard of Covid

Posted by: JoeF.

Last week of 2019. Both sick as dogs. Then poof, 5th day, woke up like we were never sick.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 02:20 PM (OG7NC)

302 There should have been a coindendent increase in funerals and cancellation of cell phone numbers and sales increase in used cars.

My BIL is in the funeral business and there WAS a huge spike in April and May of last year. He told me they usually do 5o funerals a week, they were doing 300.

He operates in NJ and LI

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:20 PM (HrMC1)

303 TikTok video of Biden apologizing to Xi in butchered mandarin in 3... 2.... 1....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 02:20 PM (6FeV1)

304 NOOD -- Digital Sidewalk

Posted by: Doof at June 01, 2021 02:20 PM (mZUr4)

305 RELEASE THE AVIAN BIRD FLU VARIENT

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2021 02:21 PM (XlZhQ)

306 trotsky @ 256-When you said the crime of the century I immediately thought of the Supertramp song.
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2021 02:17 PM (0OP+5)

I thought of the song from the musical Ragtime.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2021 02:21 PM (2JVJo)

307 I've reviewed all the pertinent data and facts carefully. Here is what I can claim without fear of refutation;

They hate us. The news outlets anoint the anointed ones. News outlets lie to protect the anointed ones. News outlets lie even when they don't have to. Facts are not important when crafting a news story. Joe Buyden shits his pants. Veep Throat did what she does best to get to the head of the class. The State, and their lackeys, hates us and only wants our $$ to fund their power schemes. They don't even need our $$ anymore to fund their schemes. They hate us.

Did I mention they hate us?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 01, 2021 02:21 PM (Rvt88)

308 Back in the early days of all of this Wuhan Flu Sh--, I remember hearing snippets of reports that: yes, boy howdy it came from a lab because there were Chinese scientists risking their lives to tell us the truth; there was genetic material in the virus that was from AIDS, so yah, it was engineered; it was evident in FECAL samples back in late fall of 2019, so you can forget about that airborne transmission...it is spread like polio or a norovirus; getting put on a ventilator will kill you; it's treatable IF you treat it early with hydroxchloroquine & zinc or ivermectin, vitamin D. Every time information came out that could help us, it was removed from circulation.

I ain't crazy. What IS driving me crazy is how the dems weaponized it, how the media plays along with the whole charade, and how leftists do not give a damn that hundreds of thousands of people were killed needlessly.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma - Trump is still The Duly Elected President of the USA at June 01, 2021 02:21 PM (8/7u2)

309 I see more news outlets are reporting on the "Lab Leak" theory. Is no one concerned about "Lab Release" or "Bioweapon Attack"?
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When you process the fact that the entire function of the "NEWS" media is disinformation you know they only tell the truth to the extent the truth is already known and they need to tell lies about that truth in order to further the ends of their masters.

Posted by: President Grabby Hands at June 01, 2021 02:21 PM (0Kf1P)

310 There are no voters behind those ballots, so no real support for the leftist agenda.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 01, 2021 02:13 PM (5p7BC)

Completely agree, Dave.
Good to see your posts, by the way.

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2021 02:21 PM (53oGX)

311 Many people were sick around holiday 2019 and it was remarked by many that it was unusually tough and persistent for the yearly flu.
And this was said before anyone heard of Covid

Posted by: JoeF.

Last week of 2019. Both sick as dogs. Then poof, 5th day, woke up like we were never sick.

My mother was sick a few days before Christmas--unusually so.
But she did recover fast
Posted by: rickb223 at June 01, 2021 02:20 PM (OG7NC)

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:21 PM (HrMC1)

312 Jordan61! Happy Birthday to you!
Posted by: Heidi at June 01, 2021 02:19 PM (NliDU)

Thank you, Heidi!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2021 02:21 PM (Y4yA8)

313 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

I hear you've been turned onto Karl Denniger's site.

Welcome to the club.

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2021 02:21 PM (tjZg/)

314 There's a lot more to this story and that fucking troll Fauci is at the center of it. If evidence shows it was deliberate and the ChiComs were pulling the strings there should (but there won't) be major ramifications for China.

I personally think that twisted little shit was in on it, had a fuck ton of money to gain and let everything burn so he'd look good and get rich.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2021 02:22 PM (3H9h1)

315 Back in the early days of all of this Wuhan Flu Sh--, I remember hearing snippets of reports that: yes, boy howdy it came from a lab because there were Chinese scientists risking their lives to tell us the truth; there was genetic material in the virus that was from AIDS, so yah, it was engineered; it was evident in FECAL samples back in late fall of 2019, so you can forget about that airborne transmission...it is spread like polio or a norovirus; getting put on a ventilator will kill you; it's treatable IF you treat it early with hydroxchloroquine & zinc or ivermectin, vitamin D. Every time information came out that could help us, it was removed from circulation.

Yes, but I believe this was all out while they were still pinning their hopes on the Ukranian impeachment

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:23 PM (HrMC1)

316 297

It is entertaining to read the NeverTrump garbage and the comments too.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 01, 2021 02:23 PM (O5bxn)

317 Every time information came out that could help us, it was removed from circulation.
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Odd isn't it.

I mean, its almost as if they wanted a disaster, and made the most of what they got. The timing was so convenient it might as well have been planned that way. Oh well, coincidence. Incompetence vs. malice La dee dah . . .

Posted by: President Grabby Hands at June 01, 2021 02:24 PM (D2fnK)

318 There's a lot more to this story and that fucking troll Fauci is at the center of it. If evidence shows it was deliberate and the ChiComs were pulling the strings there should (but there won't) be major ramifications for China.

I'm convinced Trump had YUGE plans in store for China.
(And that was probably one of the reasons he had to go.)

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:25 PM (HrMC1)

319 I submit to you that either coronavirus has been around far longer than we think (years) or it was selectively deployed in key areas around the world for a Great Reset con.

Any population in a remote island, located thousands of miles away from Wuhan, that receives very few people is unlikely to get hit with a new virus in such a short period of time (between October 2019 and Jan 2020). Yet there was Tom Hanks claiming to be infected right when he needed to be.

Posted by: nobody at June 01, 2021 02:25 PM (2AyY3)

320 Once upon a time, there was a study by I think Indian doctors that reported that there were strains of HIV in the Wu Flu. I think that got memory holed.

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2021 02:25 PM (tjZg/)

321 >> I hear you've been turned onto Karl Denniger's site.

I've been on Denninger's site since '08 or so. More than 10 years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 01, 2021 02:25 PM (Mzdiz)

322 Every time information came out that could help us, it was removed from circulation.
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Odd isn't it.

It could just be that they didn't want Trump to be right
But they were playing with lives

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:25 PM (HrMC1)

323 318 Yes, Trump was destroying China with tariffs. Had Trump stayed in the White House, Trump would have sent China back to the stone age (in terms of their economy).

Posted by: nobody at June 01, 2021 02:26 PM (2AyY3)

324 "303 TikTok video of Biden apologizing to Xi in butchered mandarin in 3... 2.... 1....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 01, 2021 02:20 PM (6FeV1)"

ME SO SOLLY! ME RIKEY THE FLIED LICE!

what?

Posted by: Joe Biden, AKA Krusty The Klown at June 01, 2021 02:28 PM (pr+za)

325 I've been on Denninger's site since '08 or so. More than 10 years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pea
'

I might have been on there as long, although I would go through phases of not reading. IMHO, he's hit it out of the park in regards to CCP Lung Flu.

Posted by: shibumi at June 01, 2021 02:29 PM (tjZg/)

326
I personally think that twisted little shit was in on it, had a fuck ton of money to gain and let everything burn so he'd look good and get rich.
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This is the low estimate of the evil involved. I'm sure there are others who, if push comes to shove, would like to see the slash and burn stop with Fauci and China holding the bag.

The real interest, hype and gain in the WuFLU was political, and its locus was in the U.S.

That focus, which by the way, had tried EVERY freaking trick in the book to take out Trump and failed, seems again conveniently to have been handed the club it needed to beat trump and the economy down. Coincidence. . .

You can say what you want about conspiracy theories, but the fact is that the lead up attempts to deTrump the U.S., timing and subsequent information operation were too well organized to be on-the-fly lucky breaks for the deep state/dems.

Posted by: President Grabby Hands at June 01, 2021 02:31 PM (PSMqb)

327
Many people were sick around holiday 2019 and it was remarked by many that it was unusually tough and persistent for the yearly flu.
And this was said before anyone heard of Covid

Posted by: JoeF. at June 01, 2021 02:16 PM (HrMC1)

And me as well, in early Jan 2020. The cough was bad enough that I'm pretty sure that it aggravated a different health issue I had and caused a setback that put me in the hospital for a couple of days.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2021 02:34 PM (n+4am)

328 We knew about this crap back in April or so of LAST YEAR.

Posted by: GWB at June 01, 2021 05:41 PM (aDTsF)

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