Marco Rubio, of All People, Blasts Delta and Coca-Cola for Attacking Georgia for Its Voter Law, While Continuing to Give the Concentration-Camp Operating Communist Chinese Regime They're in Bed With a Free Pass

Apparently corporations are now taking their political cues exclusively from noted Lifelong Lover of Reading the First Page of a Book, LeBron James. He loves taking selfies of himself reading books. But strangely, always the first few pages. Never when he's on page 230.

Byron York notes that Delta tried to pander to the activist left -- but is now hated by everyone.


Florida Republican Senator Marco Rubio spoke to the company directly, at least through Twitter: "Dear Delta, You are business partners with the Communist Party of China. When can we expect your letter saying that their ongoing genocide in #Xinjiang is 'unacceptable and does not match Delta's values'???" On Wednesday morning, Rubio posted a video in which he said of Delta's CEO and other woke corporate leaders, "They're hypocrites -- complete and total hypocrites."

Other Republicans spoke out too -- see the link.

I highlight Marco Rubio because he was, of course, homoerotically beloved by the corporate Conservative, Inc. grifters in 2016.

Strangely enough, these corporate PR reps have largely abandoned their previous slobbering love affair with Marco Rubio.


The backstory makes Delta, and Bastian, look even worse. Just last week, Delta released a statement praising improvements in the bill -- on absentee voting, weekend voting, poll worker flexibility, and more. Even though Delta conceded that "concerns remain over other provisions in the legislation," the assessment was basically positive.

The statement prompted some ugly blowback from the left. Former MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann tweeted, "Do not fly Delta. Do not spend money with Delta. Boycott Delta. Ruin Delta." The hashtag #BoycottDelta began to fly around on Twitter.

Talk of punishing Georgia grew. On Wednesday night, President Biden said he would "strongly support" moving the baseball All-Star game set for July 13 in Atlanta. "This is Jim Crow on steroids, what they're doing in Georgia," Biden said. The president has consistently mis-stated what is in the Georgia law. As Karl Rove outlines here, Biden has leveled three specific accusations against the law, and all three are false.

This is why I despise -- personally despise -- the corporate shills of Conservative, Inc.

They always scold the right for counter-pressuring these corporations -- without ever taking notice of the fact that the left, from its activist core through congressmen through the (fake) president himself, are themselves constantly pressuring these corporations to propagate the political agenda of the hard left -- and are constantly succeeding.

How about your corporate cvcks stop attacking the right for applying reactive counter-pressure and start attacking the left for applying the original pressure?

And how about you start telling your Corporate Benefactors to stop joining in the left's nonstop unamerican socialist totalitarian political campaigning? How about you dare to put your checks in danger by once slapping, or even gently pushing away, the corporate hands that feed you?

But no: Can't do that. That's not the hill to die on.

Attacking conservatives for meanly bullying tiny innocent defenseless mega-corporations -- that's the hill to die on, by gum!

Says so right in the signature line of our checks.

The corporations will allow themselves to be pressured by the left but never by the right and that is the Marching Orders they send out to their Conservative, Inc. minions: tell the right to shut up. Attack Republicans for fighting back.

Let us join the Corporatist Totalitarian Socialist Super-State of the left, like we want to do.

Stop all this insolent back-talk from actual real conservatives who aren't on our payrolls.

Marco Rubio's statement below.

Posted by: Ace at 06:09 PM




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1 ace, yes yes yes.

"Amazon works best when it says Union Yes!!"

Break 'em up. Unionize 'em. Destroy 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 05:09 PM (L2ZTs)

2 Hey there it is: the BUD strategy against woke corps.

B = break up
U = unionize
D = destroy

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 05:10 PM (L2ZTs)

3 Time to end the KKKOKE DELTA LAND.

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 01, 2021 05:10 PM (NsI03)

4 I'm thirsty for Commie Cash

Posted by: Lil Marco at April 01, 2021 05:10 PM (nyQyG)

5 "Time to rock it from the Delta to the Woke Coke DMZ!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2021 05:11 PM (L2ZTs)

6 #2 REMEMBER those big corps should be forced to pay a $35 minimum wage too.

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 01, 2021 05:12 PM (NsI03)

7 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at April 01, 2021 05:12 PM (dbkIH)

8 I highlight Marco Rubio because he was, of course, homoerotically beloved by the corporate Conservative, Inc. grifters in 2016.

That's when Nikki, Trey, and I made up the Benneton Commercial Conservative Club

I miss those days

*orange man bad ruined my little life*

Posted by: Lil Marco at April 01, 2021 05:12 PM (nyQyG)

9 from noted Lifelong Lover of Reading the First Page of a Book, LeBron James. He loves taking selfies of himself reading books. But strangely, always the first few pages. Never when he's on page 230.

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Race traitor! Everybody knows that books and reading are social construct tools of the white cisheteropatriarchy oppressor ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2021 05:13 PM (pozOM)

10 I don't blame corporations for getting in bed with China.

They have no choice - they have a gun to their head.

I blame asswipes like Rubio and his 537-conspirators for making it legal to trade with China.

That is the message that needs to be sent. We are at war and it is up to the government to outlaw collaboration.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2021 05:13 PM (X0nXz)

11 Not a Sternly Worded Letter or Letter Never Sent.


Posted by: 13times at April 01, 2021 05:13 PM (K3B2k)

12 Shuck Fumer's DC Mafia got to Rubio the day he was sworn in. That little worm is not the same guy who campaigned.
Either that or he's a Pod Person. At this point, I'd believe both were equally possible.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 05:14 PM (HaL55)

13
is reading white supremacy?


2021 is way crazy

Posted by: will choose a nic later at April 01, 2021 05:14 PM (r4bSV)

14 It's all just an illusion.

The GOPe (and they are ALL GOPe at one time or another) stage their outrages but nothing ever comes of it. And they know it. Right now, Delta and Coke are laughing along with Rubio at the con they've pulled on the mouth breathing conservative rubes.

Posted by: Kytten at April 01, 2021 05:15 PM (tjZg/)

15 Perhaps, this is the hill some will die on?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 01, 2021 05:15 PM (cwI4U)

16 Never when he's on page 230.

The hell? I was told there would be no math. Actually, I was told that all thru high school, too.

Posted by: Lebron James at April 01, 2021 05:16 PM (SwCv8)

17 Whenever I see Dondi - for whatever reason - "severely conservative" pops into my head straight out of the old Mittens commercial. Same voice and everything.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 01, 2021 05:17 PM (+RTFM)

18 When I think about principled sincerity, Marco Rubio is the first person I think of.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 01, 2021 05:17 PM (8AONa)

19 from last thread: Posted by: artemis at April 01, 2021 05:10 PM (AwPyG)

Thanks - i want a dollar amount of how much they lost cause I'm down with watching NYers cry

Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 05:17 PM (nyQyG)

20 Ace, you never call anymore.

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at April 01, 2021 05:17 PM (WoQnt)

21 We are at war and it is up to the government to outlaw collaboration.


The only problem with that statement is that right now, our President, VP, legislative branch, judicial branch, mandarian class and MSM are 110% owned by China, the people that we are theoretically at war with.

So really, we've already lost. It was a war without a shot, and now we are slaves.

/but hey, at least everyone got a free experimental vaccine out of the deal!

Posted by: Kytten at April 01, 2021 05:17 PM (tjZg/)

22 The Left really is setting the stage for a Year Zero not of their making.

Everything will collapse. Anarchy will rule. And the Twitterati who cheered this on will be eaten.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:18 PM (HYKrK)

23 There is one thing Rubio is good at - browbeating on communist regimes.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:18 PM (Q9SFr)

24 Rubio is not quite the guy he was pre-Trump. He tried to wrap his head around the Trump phenomenon and started writing think-pieces about working class interests. He's moved beyond zombie Reganism.
I don't know if that means he is just positioning himself for the next Presidential run or of he is serious.

Posted by: David Monahan at April 01, 2021 05:18 PM (9BY6w)

25 I blame asswipes like Rubio and his 537-conspirators for making it legal to trade with China.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2021 05:13 PM (X0nXz)

What, am I chopped liver? I did a lot for the ChiComs

Posted by: Geo HW Bush at April 01, 2021 05:19 PM (nyQyG)

26 This is why the bad guys have a problem--people still have choices. We can move to Florida, where the governor appears to be a rational actor (and can prove the irrational actors are wrong.)

We can choose where we shop, which is why they've been focused like a laser beam on building monopolies in almost all vital industries.

Posted by: artemis at April 01, 2021 05:19 PM (AwPyG)

27 Perhaps, this is the hill some will die on?

There is no such hill.

Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2021 05:19 PM (dYmWY)

28 The only response to these people on Twatter or wherever should just be, Fuck off, troll.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 01, 2021 05:19 PM (99Nt9)

29 17 Whenever I see Dondi - for whatever reason - "severely conservative" pops into my head straight out of the old Mittens commercial. Same voice and everything.
Posted by: Night Moves

I went to school with Governor byrne's nephew (sadly, named bernie byrnes.) and he was a dweeb. Dondi reminds me of him. a man child in a little suit bought in the young men's department for his First Communion.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2021 05:20 PM (X0nXz)

30 Perhaps, this is the hill some will die on?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 01, 2021 05:15 PM (cwI4U)

lol, no

Posted by: GOPe looking for lobbying contracts at April 01, 2021 05:20 PM (nyQyG)

31 How much did LeBron get paid for doing that Porn scene on a basketball court wth the dude in a Winnie the pooh outfit?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 01, 2021 05:20 PM (8AONa)

32 Considering the fusion of Corporatism and Marxism was complete after 9/11. We are witnessing the fusion of nationalism and populism.
This is why the shift to race diffusion occurred after Occupy Wall Street.

Posted by: Yes, 2 Horseshoes at April 01, 2021 05:20 PM (7hIAw)

33 Random thought:

Remember when Pres. Trump blasted Gov Kemp for trying to open up GA at the beginning of the COVID scam?

I wonder if that had anything to do with Kemp's election actions?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 01, 2021 05:20 PM (DV/hr)

34 I talked tough now it's time to go sailing away

Posted by: Marco's Luxury Fishing Boat at April 01, 2021 05:22 PM (nyQyG)

35 That Delta CEO came up on my Leftist news flash last night.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 05:22 PM (Cxk7w)

36 I'm far too polite to suggest Dondi the Delta gets reamed with a barbed wire wrapped can of Coke.

Posted by: Beatgirl at April 01, 2021 05:22 PM (a1s18)

37 Even a blind squirrel fucks a pumpkin twice a day.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 01, 2021 05:22 PM (GbPPJ)

38 @19

Even more interesting, there are whispers that this is just the tip of the corruption-iceberg, and may have a domino effect. Funding for the bad guys may be rocked, which would be a good thing.

Posted by: artemis at April 01, 2021 05:22 PM (AwPyG)

39 Remember when Pres. Trump blasted Gov Kemp for trying to open up GA at the beginning of the COVID scam?

I've wondered that myself. Trump didn't do himself any favors at key moments. That was one of them. Going along with their stupid mask imaging was another.


Posted by: Night Moves at April 01, 2021 05:23 PM (+RTFM)

40 What is the latest on Governor Nipple Rings?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:23 PM (HYKrK)

41 What, am I chopped liver? I did a lot for the ChiComs
Posted by: Geo HW Bush


I think you go too far back to blame GHW. He was pro-engagement, but at a time when there was still some possibility, and no threat. And his engagement was annual MFN approval, so it was all carrot and no bending over to get f---ked.

Clinton is the one to blame. He campaigned against engagement, but clearly that was just to increase the value of his flip and he got a lot of cash to flip and push for permanent MFN, and WTO.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2021 05:23 PM (X0nXz)

42 33 No, Kemp's former Chief of Staff as Sec. of State was the lobbyist for Dominion. In 2019, state bought Dominion election machines to replace the old Diebold machines. Speculation is that some sweet grift was involved or possibly some blackmail over the contested 2018 elections in GA.

Posted by: whig at April 01, 2021 05:24 PM (pO7gM)

43 (sadly, named bernie byrnes)

that's just mean

Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 05:24 PM (nyQyG)

44 Words are important to me because they are the things that come out of my mouth when I am not eating. And they are even more importanter when they are on the page of a book because they are there, doing things, whether I am eating or not. Words are gooder than not words.

Posted by: lebron james at April 01, 2021 05:24 PM (H5knJ)

45 Ace, you never call anymore.
Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at April 01, 2021 05:17 PM (WoQnt)

Why I hit F5 like Hunter on a meth binge.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 05:24 PM (4I/2K)

46 Refresh my memory, was Marco guilty of expensing his family's Disney World tickets through his campaign account or something?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2021 05:24 PM (ju2Fy)

47 LeBron is dumb as a freakishly tall rock.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 05:25 PM (lgiXo)

48 Does this mean ace goes back to banging Rubio's garbage? Na, this is just the blind squirrel thingy for little marco.

Posted by: Bosk at April 01, 2021 05:25 PM (SWbVS)

49 Posted by: artemis at April 01, 2021 05:22 PM (AwPyG)

Hooray!

Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 05:26 PM (nyQyG)

50 What is the latest on Governor Nipple Rings?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:23
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Last I heard he added another ring behind his scrotum.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 01, 2021 05:26 PM (ju2Fy)

51 47 LeBron is dumb as a freakishly tall rock.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

WTF dude?

Posted by: El Capitan at April 01, 2021 05:27 PM (X0nXz)

52 Depends upon the rock: Basalt or igneous?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:27 PM (HYKrK)

53 LeBron is dumb as a freakishly tall rock.

Give the poor guy a break - his kids hide in fear whenever a police car rolls through the neighborhood. Which means LeBron must live in a really poor neighborhood. Guy has a lot on his plate.

Or he's just a damn liar, and his kids have nothing to fear just like any other wealthy kid in any exclusive neighborhood. You make the call.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 01, 2021 05:27 PM (+RTFM)

54
I was gonna make a comparison to Rubio and that ship that got stuck sideways in the Suez canal. But it's too late now, that ship has sailed.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at April 01, 2021 05:27 PM (N/gDA)

55 What is the latest on Governor Nipple Rings?

Its been two weeks, the drive-by media is on to the next hair on fire event that will certainly be an unprecedented existential threat to minorities, women and children.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 01, 2021 05:28 PM (csnU0)

56 I wonder if that had anything to do with Kemp's election actions?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 01, 2021 05:20 PM (DV/hr)

That, or he is a weasel who didn't want too much media scrutiny on our incompetent lt gov and our corrupt sec of state because what atlanta needs is more moar chicom investment

Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 05:28 PM (nyQyG)

57 All right, how come nobody's fucking my garbage?!

Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 01, 2021 05:29 PM (oBAbT)

58 Sort me, Ace.

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at April 01, 2021 05:29 PM (DOhdX)

59 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2021 05:23 PM (X0nXz)
Respectfully disagree. He had been CIA chief in China. He knew exactly what their government has been for the past 70+ years. His Wall Street buddies just needed to diversify their portfolios from all their oil based investments, imho.

Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 05:30 PM (nyQyG)

60 I guess Little Marco prefers water to Coke.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 05:31 PM (ifmtJ)

61 All right, how come nobody's fucking my garbage?!

We get our pricks stuck in all the water bottles.

Posted by: Trash Pandas Local 357 at April 01, 2021 05:31 PM (H5knJ)

62 Now that's just nasty, even for an ewok!

Posted by: Oscar the Grouch in Rubio's trash can at April 01, 2021 05:31 PM (SWbVS)

63 Clinton is the one to blame. He campaigned against engagement, but
clearly that was just to increase the value of his flip and he got a lot
of cash to flip and push for permanent MFN, and WTO.

Yes he is. He's the communist rat bastard who signed NAFTA and destroyed our manufacturing sector overnight. Over 10 million Americans lost not just their jobs, but their careers. Some 50,000 small manufacturing businesses closed in the years following that abortion.
NAFTA was designed to gut the Republican's individual grassroots contributors: Middle America.
Did I mention that I hope BJ Cliton's brain turns into Swiss cheese from all the STD's he has?

After his dick falls off, though. I'm not thoroughly heartless.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 05:32 PM (HaL55)

64 56 I wonder if that had anything to do with Kemp's election actions?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 01, 2021 05:20 PM (DV/hr)

That, or he is a weasel who didn't want too much media scrutiny on our incompetent lt gov and our corrupt sec of state because what atlanta needs is more moar chicom investment
Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 05:28 PM (nyQyG)
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Possible, also I'm willing to embrace the power of 'and'

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 01, 2021 05:32 PM (DV/hr)

65 Sort me, Ace.


Now imagining a garbage can giving Khan's impassioned soliloquy on pursing Kirk.

"He sorts me! My stench will chase him around Central Park!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:32 PM (HYKrK)

66 Go woke, go broke.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at April 01, 2021 05:32 PM (W4eKo)

67 >>All right, how come nobody's fucking my garbage?!


Could be anyone fucking mine. I find it hard to keep an eye on it, all day.

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at April 01, 2021 05:32 PM (ZjcOo)

68 GOP thinks we can all go back to 2013 and pretend that they still oppose stuff.

Posted by: 13times at April 01, 2021 05:33 PM (K3B2k)

69 Possible, also I'm willing to embrace the power of 'and'
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 01, 2021 05:32 PM (DV/hr)

Yes

Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 05:34 PM (nyQyG)

70 Ace ya have to look on the bright side....now when I figure out what that bright side is, I'll get back to ya?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 05:34 PM (85Gof)

71 I've always wondered how LeBron manage to become such a magnificent English major.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 01, 2021 05:35 PM (03n3v)

72 There are no Hills To Die On, only Smoking Craters to Cower In. Know your place you filthy peasants.

Posted by: Republican Party at April 01, 2021 05:35 PM (V3EEC)

73
GOP thinks we can all go back to 2013 and pretend that they still oppose stuff.
Posted by: 13times at April 01, 2021 05:33 PM (K3B2k)

___________

When did we all realize the GOPe was a group of unprincipled opportunists?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 05:35 PM (mht8P)

74 Ace ya have to look on the bright side....now when I figure out what that bright side is, I'll get back to ya?

"Just whistle!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:35 PM (HYKrK)

75 All right, how come nobody's fucking my garbage?!

There's no small kitchen appliances.

Posted by: Toaster Effer at April 01, 2021 05:36 PM (W4eKo)

76 After his dick falls off, though. I'm not thoroughly heartless.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 05:32 PM (HaL55)

now i have images of sugar plum faeries dancing with clinton's fall off penis

Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 05:36 PM (nyQyG)

77 *fallen off penis

Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 05:37 PM (nyQyG)

78 Billy Jeff and his Detachable Penis!

They opened at the Cow Palace for Pussy Riot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:37 PM (HYKrK)

79 Marco Rubio has always struck me as Republican most likely to transition. He has that same plastic quality Bruce Jenner had. People Magazine's coverage of Marca Rubio's quinceanera is gonna be something to behold.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 01, 2021 05:37 PM (H5knJ)

80 The burning times will be fun, everyone who championed the downfall will be fed a steady karma IV of pain.

Posted by: KarlHungus at April 01, 2021 05:39 PM (MCaq+)

81 I can't even express how much I loathe her...there aren't words that fully convey my loooooaathing

@DailyCaller

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Demands 'Reparations' For Families Separated At The Border Under Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yhm9n8od

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 05:39 PM (cF8AT)

82 We need a cleansing fire. And thorough application of tire irons.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at April 01, 2021 05:39 PM (II3Gr)

83 22 The Left really is setting the stage for a Year Zero not of their making.

Everything will collapse. Anarchy will rule. And the Twitterati who cheered this on will be eaten.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:18 PM (HYKrK)

I'm a Morlock and I approve of this message.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 01, 2021 05:39 PM (V3EEC)

84 Rubio = twerp.

Posted by: Weasel at April 01, 2021 05:39 PM (MVjcR)

85 He's up for reelection in 2022. Time to rehabilitate his conservative bonafides with high profile public displays of MAGA.

I will vote for ANYONE, democrat, independent, COMMUNIST running against this slime ball. He's the worst of the worst.

Posted by: Dave at April 01, 2021 05:40 PM (7YgF1)

86 The Left really is setting the stage for a Year Zero not of their making.

Everything will collapse. Anarchy will rule. And the Twitterati who cheered this on will be eaten.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:18 PM (HYKrK)

I'm a Morlock and I approve of this message.
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 01, 2021 05:39 PM (V3EEC)



I call dibs on Jonah Goldberg!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 01, 2021 05:40 PM (GbPPJ)

87
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2021 05:40 PM (ruQvu)

88 I wonder about the selection process for GOPe individuals who get to talk tough during their failure theater. Gotta be how much money someone brings in that decides who gets to pretend to be all badass and shit.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (WoQnt)

89
And the Twitterati who cheered this on will be eaten.

___________

"Man, these things taste horrible!" - Starving beasts

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (mht8P)

90 For those of the Catholic faith. Is it normal for a Cardinal and not the Pope to celebrate the mass of the Last Supper today at the Vatican?

Posted by: Jen the original at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (2DnmD)

91 Uh oh, the Raptors feeling pecking Empress?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (HYKrK)

92 When did we all realize the GOPe was a group of unprincipled opportunists?

I had more than a hunch when they passed NAFTA. When they rolled over for Obama and shunned the Tea Party - I knew.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (+RTFM)

93 >>I call dibs on Jonah Goldberg!


I hope you like the taste of shame and peanut butter.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Dog at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (iHJ4N)

94 Everything will collapse. Anarchy will rule. And the Twitterati who cheered this on will be eaten.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:18 PM (HYKrK)



NO thanks. Guillotine. Day and night.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (Q9SFr)

95 He called them "hypocrites." That will leave a mark for sure.

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 01, 2021 05:42 PM (H8QX8)

96 37 Even a blind squirrel fucks a pumpkin twice a day.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at April 01, 2021 05:22 PM (GbPPJ)

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Orange Can Bad!

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2021 05:42 PM (pozOM)

97 I hope you like the taste of shame and peanut butter.
====

Meh, you get used to it.

Posted by: Jasper at April 01, 2021 05:42 PM (iydjf)

98 The country hasn't even hit day 100 of this major clusterfuck. No more "Let it Burn" because the system in set to self-immolation.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2021 05:43 PM (d7iC3)

99 Horrific attack by a male with a knife against a couple walking their one year old baby, probably because they're Jews.

https://bit.ly/39A7S69

Someone needs to kick the father's ass for running away and staying away while the mother goes back to protect the baby.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 05:43 PM (YYlyE)

100 94 Everything will collapse. Anarchy will rule. And the Twitterati who cheered this on will be eaten.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:18 PM (HYKrK)



NO thanks. Guillotine. Day and night.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (Q9SFr)

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Eaten after beheaded ... just to be sure.

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2021 05:43 PM (pozOM)

101 NO thanks. Guillotine. Day and night.
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (Q9SFr)


When fertilizer will be in such high demand ? No, my friend. Remember the old ways. Waste not, want not.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 01, 2021 05:43 PM (+RTFM)

102 Even a blind squirrel fucks a pumpkin twice a day.

So your saying even a squirrel gets it more than I do?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 05:44 PM (85Gof)

103 Boy, it sure is good that we bailed out the airlines after 2001 and then bailed out the banks after 2008~~~!~

Yessiree bob! That paid off so fucking well for us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2021 05:44 PM (pAjZN)

104 We need to let people, and companies, fail.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 05:44 PM (ifmtJ)

105 has been for the past 70+ years. His Wall Street buddies just needed to diversify their portfolios from all their oil based investments, imho.
Posted by: Nora

I think you might be right, but I give him the benefit of the doubt since at that time China was nothing.

He was also an ambassador to China (IIRC), but back then China was a total shithole. They were not a threat, and not a market. If he had been able to keep MFN annual, and influence their development, then it would have been a positive. I was skeptical then, but even now I think that there was a chance. Imagine if the US said "OK, we do not renew MFN this year unless you stop pirating goods." Or stop stealing IP, or stop imprisoning FG, etc. That was a very big lever and maybe he should have known that they would ratchet it to permanent basis, but I don't know.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2021 05:45 PM (X0nXz)

106 Remind me why corporations like Delta are commenting on political matters on the first place. Furthermore why I should care what they say.

How about just fly the fucking plane and shut up?

At some point they need to be held responsible. They are taking positions which have nothing to do with their core business under the guise of social responsibility and those positions are hurting them financially. That sounds at a minimum a departure from their core business which directly hurts profitability, and at worst something they should disclose as a business risk on their 10k. Either way, it is dilutive to the business.

If liberal gadfly shareholders can push them to take actions which clearly hurt the bottom line, then there should be equal pressure from other shareholders to hold management accountable for their actions

Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2021 05:45 PM (h3FHK)

107 Everything will collapse. Anarchy will rule. And the Twitterati who cheered this on will be eaten.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:18 PM (HYKrK)

NO thanks. Guillotine. Day and night.
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (Q9SFr)
-----

Eaten after beheaded ... just to be sure.
Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2021 05:43 PM (pozOM)

Where IS Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 05:45 PM (ifmtJ)

108 "Everything will collapse. Anarchy will rule. And the Twitterati who cheered this on will be eaten."

I approve of this message.

Posted by: Eat The Press at April 01, 2021 05:45 PM (RgwyR)

109 Anyone want to borrow my copy of "To Serve Man"?

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 01, 2021 05:45 PM (V3EEC)

110 Who has the instinct reaction to flee your wife and baby... Wow.

Posted by: KarlHungus at April 01, 2021 05:46 PM (MCaq+)

111 "So your saying even a squirrel gets it more than I do?"

Maybe switch to something a little less seasonal? Maybe a honeydew or cantalope?

Posted by: Bosk at April 01, 2021 05:46 PM (SWbVS)

112 LeBron James is the NBA's supreme intellectual.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 01, 2021 05:47 PM (sWM8x)

113 Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrive !
Contre nous de la tyrannie..

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:47 PM (Q9SFr)

114 102 Even a blind squirrel fucks a pumpkin twice a day.

So your saying even a squirrel gets it more than I do?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 05:44 PM (85Gof)


Welcome to the club. Wondering how I can transition from an overworked engineer into a blind squirrel.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 01, 2021 05:47 PM (U8UiW)

115 >>>For those of the Catholic faith. Is it normal for a Cardinal and not the Pope to celebrate the mass of the Last Supper today at the Vatican?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (2DnmD)

======

Is the pope Catholic?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 01, 2021 05:47 PM (IzWqf)

116 "Call me Ishmael" was the greatest American novel.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 01, 2021 05:48 PM (p7r9F)

117 51 47 LeBron is dumb as a freakishly tall rock.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

WTF dude?

Posted by: El Capitan at April 01, 2021 05:27 PM (X0nXz)

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Why I hit F5 like Hunter on a meth binge.

Posted by: ShainS at April 01, 2021 05:48 PM (pozOM)

118 Where iS Le Cannibal Bob ??

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:48 PM (Q9SFr)

119 Fear of the Left is the biggest motivating factor in the country.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 05:48 PM (Cxk7w)

120 > Who has the instinct reaction to flee your wife and baby... Wow.

I get the momentary instinct to run from danger. But then when you see your WIFE running back to protect your BABY from a male with a DEADLY WEAPON, you damn well better nut up and go back in.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 05:48 PM (YYlyE)

121 BWAAHAHAHAAH!!

Filmmakers Call Out PBS For A Lack Of Diversity, Over-Reliance On Ken Burns
A group of documentarians have signed a letter to PBS expressing concerns that white stars like Ken Burns get too much airtime and resources, while filmmakers of color struggle to build careers.
npr.org

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2021 05:48 PM (pAjZN)

122 I prefer the texture of spaghetti squash...

Posted by: KarlHungus at April 01, 2021 05:48 PM (MCaq+)

123 this just in. DOD allowing trannies to openly serve. Can enlist now.
And the kicker is that their elective surgeries will now be paid for. the spokesidiot from DOD who spoke with the army times (who also looks like a tranny) said they didn't anticipate the cost of the tranny surgery to be more than a couple of million dollars.
it speculated there are currently 1K to 8K trannies in the military, which I say is utter bullshit.
glad we have our priorities straight. collapse is coming. the new secdef is turning out to be the very definition of a yes man token.

guess what the second and third order consequences are? you as a taxpayer get to pay for their va service connection benefits for life when they get their dick chopped off and then cry mental and physical damage.

Posted by: Jack Burton. at April 01, 2021 05:48 PM (7C5BX)

124 Who has the instinct reaction to flee your wife and baby... Wow.

Looked like some shit out of Bennie Hill on acid for a minute.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 01, 2021 05:48 PM (+RTFM)

125 Can you think of one intelligent basketball or football player ?

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:48 PM (Q9SFr)

126 One ?

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:49 PM (Q9SFr)

127 If liberal gadfly shareholders can push them to take actions which
clearly hurt the bottom line, then there should be equal pressure from
other shareholders to hold management accountable for their actions

I'd like to see a law that any bidness that does bidness in America has to abide by our laws. And by "laws," I mean Our Constitution.

Deny freedom of speech? Illegal. Arrest the CEO.
Deny freedom of association? That's illegal too. Go arrest the CEO on an international warrant.
Hire people simply because of the color of their skin? That's racist and also illegal. Throw that CEO under the jail.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 05:49 PM (HaL55)

128 OT: I want to send KT a couple of photos for the gardening/puttering thread, but can't find an e-mail on the sidebar. Anyone know where I should send them?

Posted by: empire 1 at April 01, 2021 05:49 PM (JJatH)

129 I really wonder what my toothpaste company thinks about the state of race relations in the U.S.

Posted by: Weasel at April 01, 2021 05:49 PM (MVjcR)

130 I get the momentary instinct to run from danger. But then when you see your WIFE running back to protect your BABY from a male with a DEADLY WEAPON, you damn well better nut up and go back in.
====

PBS will need more of your tax dollars to rectify this awful problem.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 01, 2021 05:49 PM (iydjf)

131 @BlakeFox4News

BREAKING: Fort Worth-based American Airlines has come out against voting legislation passed by the TX Senate this morning.

"To make American's stance clear: We are strongly opposed to this bill and others like it."

https://tinyurl.com/yzwh3vey

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 05:51 PM (cF8AT)

132 Quoted wrong post, sorry.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 01, 2021 05:51 PM (iydjf)

133 Filmmakers Call Out PBS For A Lack Of Diversity, Over-Reliance On Ken Burns
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I denounce Ken Burns and all his detractors.

There haven't been nearly enough denunciations today.

Fuckers.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 01, 2021 05:51 PM (sWM8x)

134 Remember American Airlines kills giant bunnies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:51 PM (HYKrK)

135 > How about just fly the fucking plane and shut up?

The pilots do just that. It's the assholes at the top of big buildings in big offices with plush furnishings that are the problem.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2021 05:51 PM (YYlyE)

136 Ok, maybe a step back, this guy ran like a bitch... I would have a shit eating grin on my face that I finally have a legal defensible reason to curb stomp someone..

Posted by: KarlHungus at April 01, 2021 05:52 PM (MCaq+)

137 Le Brawn should just stick to dribbling.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2021 05:52 PM (d7iC3)

138 Empire 1...

ktinthegarden
at that g mail dot com place

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 05:52 PM (cF8AT)

139 Polymerized tung oil is the best wood finish.

Posted by: Jamaica nyc at April 01, 2021 05:52 PM (b+v9B)

140 One of my long-time hobby horse policy proposals: Opening all domestic routes to foreign owned airlines ... especially the foreign government subsidized ones. Why not fly from Cleveland to Kansas City on a fabulously empty Emirates A380 if some sheik is willing to pay for most of it.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at April 01, 2021 05:52 PM (dYe5S)

141 The "wokeness" is beginning to filter down to the individual investor. They're not happy with it.

However the corporate stance is... fuck you.

This is not a sustainable business model.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 01, 2021 05:53 PM (3H9h1)

142 I'd like to see a law that any bidness that does bidness in America has
to abide by our laws. And by "laws," I mean Our Constitution.

Eliminate about 99% of the laws that protect companies from their own actions - period - and this shit stops. Yes, companies will get smaller as they simply won't be able to maintain something as large as an Amazon or GM. Also a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 01, 2021 05:53 PM (+RTFM)

143 137 Le Brawn should just stick to dribbling.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2021 05:52 PM (d7iC3)


Biden too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 05:53 PM (YqDXo)

144 Rubio can work on rehabbing himself for another 20 or so years, then we can take another look. Maybe.

Did his statement directly, substantively nuke the idiotic lies about the GA law? Did it talk about the massive obvious lack of integrity in the 2020 election, and the long record of such dubious elections in many cities and states going back decades?

"Hypocrisy" is the dumbest charge with the least resonance there is. And it's the absolute go-to for everyone opposing the racist-totalitarian Gleichschaltung.

Talk about the fucking subject for once, instead of changing it. The stuff about China is the pile-on, the point to add to the others, not the main one.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2021 05:53 PM (OTzUX)

145 125 Can you think of one intelligent basketball or football player ?


I used to semi-know Tom Glavine. He's a sharp guy.

football I got nothing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2021 05:53 PM (j9HX3)

146 Can you think of one intelligent basketball or football player ?
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:48 PM (Q9SFr)

Top of my head, Mark Schlereth has a mechanical engineering degree. And for whatever reason linemen tend to be pretty smart.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, On Location in Montana at April 01, 2021 05:53 PM (4l77G)

147 140 One of my long-time hobby horse policy proposals: Opening all domestic routes to foreign owned airlines ... especially the foreign government subsidized ones. Why not fly from Cleveland to Kansas City on a fabulously empty Emirates A380 if some sheik is willing to pay for most of it.


I love this idea! Make it so!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2021 05:54 PM (j9HX3)

148 airlines need a bailout. they will smell the glove.

Posted by: Jamaica nyc at April 01, 2021 05:54 PM (b+v9B)

149 140 One of my long-time hobby horse policy proposals: Opening all domestic routes to foreign owned airlines ... especially the foreign government subsidized ones. Why not fly from Cleveland to Kansas City on a fabulously empty Emirates A380 if some sheik is willing to pay for most of it.
Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at April 01, 2021 05:52 PM (dYe5S)


Unbundle cable, too. Also fund students, not school districts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

150 Smart football player?

President Gerald R. Ford.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:54 PM (HYKrK)

151 I wonder what my toilet paper manufacturer thinks of the new GA law....or should I not give a shit?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 05:54 PM (85Gof)

152 Notice: From here on out Leftist flu pansies shall be referred to as "Mask Covidians".

Posted by: New Leaf at April 01, 2021 05:55 PM (twHAx)

153 This Rubio election cycle posturing is a lot like the Lindsey Graham election year posturing. I used to be amazed that the voters always seemed to fall for it, but now I'm skeptical that they are actually re-elected.

Posted by: artemis at April 01, 2021 05:55 PM (AwPyG)

154 So glad baseball went woke and not starts a runner on 2nd base...sigh...and i think it should only be a black runner

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 05:55 PM (85Gof)

155 American, please to be EABOD. Remain blessed in all modalities.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 05:56 PM (4I/2K)

156 Rosie Greer?

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2021 05:56 PM (RgwyR)

157 Football player: Burgess Owen

Posted by: Jen the original at April 01, 2021 05:56 PM (2DnmD)

158 Jamaica nyc yeah its hard to beat that

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 05:56 PM (Cxk7w)

159 Apparently corporations are now taking their political cues exclusively from noted Lifelong Lover of Reading the First Page of a Book, LeBron James. He loves taking selfies of himself reading books. But strangely, always the first few pages.

Look on the bright side: the book is right-side up. Of course, he probably has people for that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 05:57 PM (YqDXo)

160
Remember American Airlines kills giant bunnies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 05:51 PM


and United breaks guitars...

tinyurl.com/5dwfpchc

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2021 05:57 PM (ruQvu)

161 @149

Notice that all three of those industries don't seem to care whether they please their customers anymore

Posted by: artemis at April 01, 2021 05:57 PM (AwPyG)

162

Even Christ himself had to compromise with genocide, so there's that.

- David A Franche

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 01, 2021 05:57 PM (NuVOb)

163 Ditka.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at April 01, 2021 05:57 PM (45fpk)

164 I think I know the answer, but has anyone one calling the Georgia voting legislation "Jim Crow 2" explained how it is like Jim Crow laws?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2021 05:57 PM (bDqIh)

165 >>>So glad baseball went woke and not starts a runner on 2nd base...sigh...and i think it should only be a black runner
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 05:55 PM (85Gof)

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I haven't been following rule changes (because unless it's the elimination of the dh, they are all stupid). Did they make the runner on second an official rule change in the MLB?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 01, 2021 05:58 PM (IzWqf)

166 I guess Little Marco prefers water to Coke.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at April 01, 2021 05:31 PM (ifmtJ)


Honestly, he should have finished by saying something along the lines of, "and this is why I don't put that sugarwater poison into my body, but instead only drink pure, natural, water" followed by a long exaggerated sip from a glass.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2021 05:58 PM (jOcSX)

167 One ?

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:49 PM (Q9SFr)

4

Posted by: 4 at April 01, 2021 05:58 PM (KnJdm)

168

Guaranteed that there are progs out there who are super supportive of Delta now.

If I wanted to poison my brain, I would go have a look at the drooling, screeching psychos on Titter.

Not gonna do it.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 01, 2021 05:58 PM (NuVOb)

169 You have to admit the bar is pretty low.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2021 05:58 PM (RgwyR)

170 113 Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrive !
Contre nous de la tyrannie..

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 05:47 PM (Q9SFr)


American Progs think The Star Spangled Banner is too militaristic to be a National Anthem. Boy howdy are they uninformed.

Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2021 05:58 PM (AMIL/)

171 Remember American Airlines kills giant bunnies.


and United breaks guitars...
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2021 05:57 PM (ruQvu)


And Pan Am. They're broke.

Posted by: 4 at April 01, 2021 05:59 PM (KnJdm)

172 In fairness, it didn't seem like that baby was doing much in the way of self-defense.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 01, 2021 05:59 PM (H5knJ)

173 Whizzer White

Posted by: El Bicho Raro at April 01, 2021 05:59 PM (vN+oL)

174 And speaking of the "runner starting on second" rule. Is the pitcher charged with an earned run if the only the runner that scores is the one that started on second? If so, don't think I'd ever want to be a pitcher during the extra innings.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 01, 2021 06:00 PM (IzWqf)

175 170 American Progs think The Star Spangled Banner is too militaristic to be a National Anthem. Boy howdy are they uninformed.
Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2021 05:58 PM (AMIL/)

==========

My high school French teach made that assertion.

French. Teacher.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 01, 2021 06:00 PM (NWM+b)

176 "Former MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann tweeted, "Do not fly Delta. Do not spend money with Delta. Boycott Delta. Ruin Delta." "

So what? Nobody listens to that pear shaped gibbering shitflinging idiot. I'm absolutely baffled by these corporate leaders who are afraid of twitter lunatics. You want to increase your profits? Make flying less miserable you assholes. I would rather hop trains back and forth.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 01, 2021 06:00 PM (tRd71)

177 Did they make the runner on second an official rule change in the MLB?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 01, 2021 05:58 PM (IzWqf)



Yup for extra innings....what's next tag football

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 06:01 PM (85Gof)

178 70$/qt

Posted by: Jamaica nyc at April 01, 2021 06:01 PM (b+v9B)

179 I used to semi-know Tom Glavine. He's a sharp guy.



football I got nothing

I knew a wide receiver on Alabama's football team. He had a National Championship ring from '73. I got a good close up slide of it.
Blew out his knee back when a blown knee was a career ender.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 06:01 PM (HaL55)

180 He was a male blonde.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 06:01 PM (HaL55)

181 Whizzer White
Posted by: El Bicho Raro at April 01, 2021 05:59 PM (vN+oL)

I usually whizz yellow but hey each to his own

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 06:02 PM (85Gof)

182 Marco in a ballcap and t-shirt. He needs to shut the hell up.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 01, 2021 06:02 PM (03n3v)

183 Dear American Airlines,

I used to be Executive Platinum and am now Gold for life. Two questions:

Do you have enough vodka for Bloody Marys in 1st?

Will you get me there on time?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 01, 2021 06:02 PM (kTF2Z)

184 I'm ahead of the curve on boycotting Delta.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2021 06:03 PM (RgwyR)

185 A lurker here making an extremely rare comment (forgive me if anyone else already made the point):Ace, In the previous thread where you wrote about GA's legislature voting to yank Delta's tax breaks you wrote, "There is no "libertarian" position in the middle of a war." I think yanking their tax breaks IS the "libertarian" position. Are not tax incentives a market manipulation, picking winners and losers? There being so many such manipulations, we have to start somewhere, so why not start with our enemies first? So removing them is being consistent with our principles, the stratigerie is in choosing the order of execution.
James G

Posted by: James G at April 01, 2021 06:03 PM (yRFCb)

186 Find English translation to French national anthem

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 06:03 PM (Cxk7w)

187 I don't know if this was mentioned earlier, but Rep Greene is getting a lot of upset assholes on Twitter for a video she posted of her crossfit workout with the caption, "this is my COVID protection." Naturally they were all too stupid to understand her point that obesity and diabetes were the two most common comorbidities.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2021 06:04 PM (jOcSX)

188 It's remotely possible that some in the GOPe have noticed the writing on the wall, and haven't deluded themselves into believing that Biden won the election or things will return to 2003 normal. Rubio might just have gotten a whiff of that coffee and wants to see himself politicin' along in 20 years.

But he's got a long, ugly slog ahead of him before I'll make that assumption. Will he keep playing both sides, or is he willing to take that leap of faith? Time is definitely not on his side, and I'd prefer we have more allies - can also save ammo that way. At any rate, it's a start, and he's got the advantage of representing one of the few sane states left.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 06:04 PM (46GDR)

189 >>>Did they make the runner on second an official rule change in the MLB?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 01, 2021 05:58 PM (IzWqf)

Yup for extra innings....what's next tag football
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 06:01 PM (85Gof)

======
Oh, FFS. Yep. I'm done with the MLB (as if I need another reason). They just keep finding ways to ruin a once great game.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 01, 2021 06:04 PM (IzWqf)

190 my goal in life is to be the last person in America to get the vax so everything can go back to normal and then forget.
Today? I thought it was tomorrow.

Posted by: Jamaica nyc at April 01, 2021 06:04 PM (b+v9B)

191 Yep, Rubio's up this cycle.

Are the voters of FL as pathetic as those of SC, will they fall for this kind of hilariously transparent re-election cycle conversion/renewed sanity?

I have one friend who's not otherwise stupid but has this ridiculous idea that Rubio has potential. As a city councilman in a medium-sized city, maybe. It's amazing how such amateurish frauds routinely and easily game enough voters, even with the stakes so high.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2021 06:05 PM (OTzUX)

192 114 Welcome to the club. Wondering how I can transition from an overworked engineer into a blind squirrel.
pretty sure a hot iron is involved

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 01, 2021 06:05 PM (v3pYe)

193 Years and years of hiring progs for bs diversity and inclusion positions is bearing fruit.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 06:06 PM (Q9SFr)

194 Sometimes republicans show just enough spleen to think you can trust them. You can't.

Posted by: iandeal at April 01, 2021 06:06 PM (vgGyZ)

195 Ex Tennessee Titan Myron Rowe is a Rhodes scholar. spent a year at Oxford and is now a practicing neurosurgeon . There are a lot of well educated intelligent guys in football. Along with some real dopes.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 01, 2021 06:06 PM (2DnmD)

196 James G seems like the Georgia legislation isn't taking a neutral position, their fighting back.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 06:06 PM (Cxk7w)

197 If you call sour persimmons fruit

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2021 06:06 PM (HYKrK)

198 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2021 06:04 PM (jOcSX)

Twitter is not the place for subtlety or nuance. And it certainly isn't the place to try to have an intelligent conversation about anything but video games and anime.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 06:06 PM (46GDR)

199 James G seems like the Georgia legislation isn't taking a neutral position, their fighting back.
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 06:06 PM (Cxk7w)

Ah they adjourned...it was all for show

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 06:07 PM (85Gof)

200 Is MLB placing a man on 2nd base who didn't earn it?

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 06:07 PM (Cxk7w)

201 Why is Ace so worked up over Delta and Lebron james? Did they say pussy?

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2021 06:08 PM (U1eOr)

202 To continue with my theme: It has also been advocated here at the HQ that principles be darned in fighting Cancel Culture - we need to hit them with the same weapons they're attacking us with.
I think we can still retain our First Amendment absolutism principles: whenever some Lefty says something that would get a Conservative cancelled, we should retweet it captioned with, "I 100% deplore this comment but I absolutely support this person's right as an American to say such stupid stuff." If our amplification should result in other lefties going after that person - why, how could we have foreseen such a thing; all we did was stand up for freedom of speech?
James G

Posted by: James G at April 01, 2021 06:08 PM (yRFCb)

203 Tami -- thanks very much!

Posted by: empire 1 at April 01, 2021 06:09 PM (JJatH)

204 There was the Ravens (?) lineman who was a mathematician, right? And who was the Viking lineman who went onto the MN supreme court? Eller?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2021 06:09 PM (OTzUX)

205 Is MLB placing a man on 2nd base who didn't earn it?
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 06:07 PM (Cxk7w)



Affirmative action baseball

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 06:09 PM (85Gof)

206 So Rubio is not perfect. But whenever you see somebody--no matter how imperfect--doing something good--like kicking Delta and Coke in the nuts here--you want to offer a word of encouragement. That's how you train recalcitrant puppies.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 01, 2021 06:09 PM (NVDjf)

207 The media at large really needs a wake up call.

IYKWIM

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 01, 2021 06:10 PM (3H9h1)

208 186 Find English translation to French national anthem
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 06:03 PM (Cxk7w)


Yeah. They talk a good game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

209 Next, MLB will rename Home Plate. It's new name is The G Spot.

Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 06:10 PM (4I/2K)

210
I have little use for Mario Rubio, but can you imagine Sen. Charlie Crist?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 06:10 PM (mht8P)

211 Here's just the chorus of the French NA, La Marseillaise

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let's march, let's march!
Let an impure blood
Water our furrows!

Posted by: Gref at April 01, 2021 06:11 PM (AMIL/)

212 Creating bs diversity positions was, they thought, a way to shield agains lawsuits. Now halfwit progs are dictating shitty policies that are jeopardizing the bottom line. Corps sold their souls to the devil, now he comes to collect.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 06:11 PM (Q9SFr)

213 I have one friend who's not otherwise stupid but has this ridiculous idea that Rubio has potential. As a city councilman in a medium-sized city, maybe. It's amazing how such amateurish frauds routinely and easily game enough voters, even with the stakes so high.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2021 06:05 PM (OTzUX)


For now, I'll take this as a "build the danged fence" moment. Even if he's on the CCP payroll, they'll certainly understand this as his taqiyya, necessary to get the rubes to believe he's on their side. No hard feelings, yo!

He's got a long way to go - and I'd happily send money to anybody who primaries his ass.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 06:11 PM (46GDR)

214 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2021 05:45 PM (X0nXz)

we're both probably right - have such a tainted view of anyone in power from 1989-2017. feel like such a wimp for falling for so much talk while behind the scenes they just printed money for themselves.

just the size of their population makes me think the globalists of a new world order were more than happy to sellout usa middle class for loads of cash

Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 06:11 PM (nyQyG)

215 Next, MLB will rename Home Plate. It's new name is The G Spot.
Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 06:10 PM (4I/2K)

3rd base right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2021 06:11 PM (85Gof)

216 >>>Is MLB placing a man on 2nd base who didn't earn it?
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 06:07 PM (Cxk7w)

=====

Pitchers will love it when they strike out two, but give up one single, and get the loss. Sounds like fairness in the 21st century.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 01, 2021 06:12 PM (IzWqf)

217 Next, MLB will rename Home Plate. It's new name is The G Spot.
Posted by: Count de Monet Super de Duper Straight at April 01, 2021 06:10 PM (4I/2K)

----------

The G spot is a myth, much like Sasquatch or Rhode Island.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 01, 2021 06:12 PM (kTF2Z)

218 It's almost criminal that pro football exists. If those guys weren't focused on touchdowns, we'd have united classical and quantum physics for sure.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 01, 2021 06:12 PM (H5knJ)

219 204 There was the Ravens (?) lineman who was a mathematician, right? And who was the Viking lineman who went onto the MN supreme court? Eller?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2021 06:09 PM (OTzUX)


Frank Ryan, Browns' QB, had a Ph.D. in math. You don't get those with a tankful of gas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2021 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

220 Wonder how Georgia voting laws are like "Jim Crow on steroids" or if maybe they really aren't and we're just supposed to get the message that they're bad, mkay?

Posted by: Emmie, chopped gizzard at April 01, 2021 06:12 PM (ofYez)

221 Why is Olbermann upset at Delta?
Does anyone actually pay attention to anything he screams?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 06:12 PM (lgiXo)

222 164 I think I know the answer, but has anyone one calling the Georgia voting legislation "Jim Crow 2" explained how it is like Jim Crow laws?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2021 05:57 PM (bDqIh)

Nobody has to "explain" this stuff any more. 90% of the populace in this country have absolutely no idea what a "Jim Crow Law" is, and they don't care.
"Jim Crow" = Republican BAD!!!
"Nazi" = Republican BAD!!!
"Fascist" = Republican BAD!!
"Buzzword of the Day" = Republican BAD!!!

All you have to do is repeat it, and have everyone else on the same page of the same playbook. Don't explain, just repeat. It's amazingly effective.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at April 01, 2021 06:13 PM (V3EEC)

223 https://post___.cc/MndhNfC7
https://post___.cc/bZz7m9BY
Test to see if Pixy will allow this, just pictures of some of my miniatures

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 06:13 PM (Cxk7w)

224 I take a back seat to no one in my loathing of Lil' Marco, but he's long been solid on communist China. What's surprising is he took on a Woke Corp. Business donors must have dried up because Dondi always has been a cheap date, even for a Republican.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 01, 2021 06:13 PM (puu6v)

225 For those of the Catholic faith. Is it normal for a Cardinal and not the Pope to celebrate the mass of the Last Supper today at the Vatican?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 01, 2021 05:41 PM (2DnmD)
not in recent memory

Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 06:13 PM (nyQyG)

226 Skip, That's my point, we can fight back with principles intact. We decry crony capitalism - in our fight against it we can start with the corporations who hate us (those that support us, few as they may be, can wait for another day).Too bad the legislature adjourned, as reported, instead of finishing this fight.
James G

Posted by: James G at April 01, 2021 06:13 PM (yRFCb)

227 Wonder how Georgia voting laws are like "Jim Crow on steroids"




No one is making the argument that it is slander and total BS - so it is going to stick....

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 06:13 PM (Q9SFr)

228 Nope, it's the IMG that doesn't work

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 06:14 PM (Cxk7w)

229
Frank Ryan, Browns' QB, had a Ph.D. in math.

__________

From Rice, no less. Then taught at Case Western.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 06:15 PM (mht8P)

230 Where is the coordinated, sustained, specific, factual, outraged GOP messaging about election integrity, from both halves of Congress, governors, etc? To help create the environment in which normies get why GA and TX and others are making changes?*

This idiotic slander from vile airheads like Biden and the rest needs to be answered 10,000 times as vehemently.

Oh. Right.

* leaving aside why TF they let the 2020 election possibly be stolen, a catastrophe unprecedented in our history

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2021 06:15 PM (OTzUX)

231 @NBCNews

President Biden has asked Education Sec. Cardona to prepare a memo on the president's legal authority to cancel student debt, White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain says.



I think I'll open a wheel barrel store. Everyone is going to need one to carry their worthless money.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 06:15 PM (cF8AT)

232 125 Can you think of one intelligent basketball or football player ?

Ben Watson, Herschel Walker, Malcolm Mitchell - hey, they were all smart enough to go to JoJa

Posted by: Nora at April 01, 2021 06:16 PM (nyQyG)

233 It's like drinking Old Crow with hemorrhoids.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2021 06:16 PM (63Dwl)

234 Had no idea Georgia's was a empty promise

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2021 06:17 PM (Cxk7w)

235
I think I'll open a wheel barrel store. Everyone is going to need one to carry their worthless money.
Posted by: Tami


All you need is a USB stick to carry the new currency.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2021 06:17 PM (63Dwl)

236 Well, you just know that Lou Alcindor was an intellectual giant.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 01, 2021 06:18 PM (IzWqf)

237 I think a good NFL team name would be the Flatheads. Indianapolis Flatheads. Miami Flatheads.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 01, 2021 06:18 PM (sWM8x)

238 I think a 50% tax on all income derived from service as a director or officer of any corporation with more than 100 million in annual revenue would be a nice start. Such income to include stock options and any capital gains, realized or not.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 01, 2021 06:19 PM (VbI7r)

239 My twin brother was a linebacker for Pullman, Washington. Went to Vietnam, got a silver star, a bronze star with a V, on the front lines at Hue and his battalion had no fatalities, only 3 minor wounds--Presidential commendation for that.

Came back. CEO of a company, now that we're older than dirt he's doing taxes for H&R Block.

So yeah, I'd say he's plenty bright.

Posted by: Wenda at April 01, 2021 06:19 PM (MdKnG)

240 @ Bertram - I once saw a kind of cute in a broken-down sort of way redhead who I'd seen around buying old crow so I picked some up as a mixer.

Woof.

That shit is awful. Never saw her again either... I think I know why.

Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2021 06:19 PM (U1eOr)

241 206 So Rubio is not perfect. But whenever you see somebody--no matter how imperfect--doing something good--like kicking Delta and Coke in the nuts here--you want to offer a word of encouragement. That's how you train recalcitrant puppies.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 01, 2021 06:09 PM (NVDjf)

this.
puppies need guidance, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2021 06:20 PM (sy5kK)

242 People keep bringing up football players, but not a single basketball player.


Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 06:21 PM (Q9SFr)

243 @TMZ

Joe Biden Slams Texas Rangers For No Capacity Limit At Stadium, 'It's A Mistake' http://dlvr.it/Rwpd6t

@DLoesch

It's not a ballpark, it's a detention facility for baseball fans, so it's OK

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2021 06:21 PM (cF8AT)

244 The media at large really needs a wake up call.


IYKWIM

*fistbump*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 01, 2021 06:22 PM (HaL55)

245 Smart football player:. John Urschel

Posted by: Bigsmith at April 01, 2021 06:22 PM (G/mW5)

246 The secret to life is the love of Jesus.

Posted by: r82 at April 01, 2021 06:19 PM (FqN/T)


And the love of Jesus is pretty good when it comes to death as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 06:22 PM (hOUT3)

247
People keep bringing up football players, but not a single basketball player.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 06:21 PM (Q9SFr)

__________

The reason is because... um... ah.... *kicks dirt*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2021 06:23 PM (mht8P)

248 The secret to life is the love of Jesus.

Posted by: r82 at April 01, 2021 06:19 PM (FqN/T)

And the love of Jesus is pretty good when it comes to death as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 06:22 P

Yes

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 06:23 PM (lgiXo)

249 Holy shit. My Spanish neighbor just unloaded on Bi-Den. Even I had to look up some of the pejoratives he used. It's times like this I wish I had a YouTube channel.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2021 06:23 PM (h3FHK)

250 NOOD Q.T. Time

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 01, 2021 06:23 PM (46GDR)

251 Bill Bradley - NY Knicks - Rhodes scholar

But a dem, so not THAT smart.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 01, 2021 06:24 PM (9GRhC)

252 Can you think of one intelligent basketball or football player ?

*

Alabama seems to consistently have pretty good luck with getting some really sharp QBs. Mack Jones, the most recent, got his undergrad degree in 2.5 years iirc.

Greg McElroy was the one back around 2012 or so that I think missed a NC practice because he was at a Rhodes Scholar interview.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at April 01, 2021 06:24 PM (jYrdS)

253 >>>And the love of Jesus is pretty good when it comes to death as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 06:22 P

Yes
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 01, 2021 06:23 PM (lgiXo)

======

Still a troll, though.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 01, 2021 06:24 PM (IzWqf)

254 People keep bringing up football players, but not a single basketball player.
Posted by: runner at April 01, 2021 06:21 PM (Q9SFr)
~~~~~

#255

Posted by: IrishEi at April 01, 2021 06:25 PM (9GRhC)

255 Such income to include stock options and any capital gains, realized or not.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 01, 2021 06:19 PM (VbI7r)


You haven't been paying attention I take it!

/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at April 01, 2021 06:25 PM (hOUT3)

256 The idea that elected officials respond to voter input is hopelessly naive. Quite the contrary, voters respond to politician input. So when a politician says something they like, voters stand up and clap. But politicians do what their big donors want; that's who they obey. That's why you have a GOP that bears no resemblance to its base. Be as supportive of Marco Rubio as you want in response to his conservative mouth noises. It will not alter his behavior (apart from him telling you bubbas what you need to hear to show up and pull the lever).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 01, 2021 06:26 PM (H5knJ)

257


Notice how they're all big talk about "canceling student debt," but 1) will never do it, 2) will only do a partial debt-cancellation for a select few, and 3) won't even consider the easiest solution: simply just knocking down the Interest Rate to 0% for Everybody.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 01, 2021 06:26 PM (+EH1X)

258 Dear American Airlines,
I used to be Executive Platinum and am now Gold for life. Two questions:
Do you have enough vodka for Bloody Marys in 1st?
Will you get me there on time?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 01, 2021 06:02

Dear mr Lowell.

No and no. But be assured that we are committed to BLM snd share with you our efforts to overturn social injustice in Georgia and Florida!

Love,
AA

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2021 06:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

259 Too bad Whitlock left Outkick for whatever reason because he was regularly scorching LeBron's reading habits and offering to quiz him on Malcolm X's life beyond the first chapter.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 01, 2021 06:27 PM (y7DUB)

260
Posted by: our daily leftist cocksucker at April 01, 2021 06:25 PM (FqN/T)

^^

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 01, 2021 06:27 PM (+EH1X)

261 164 I think I know the answer, but has anyone one calling the Georgia voting legislation "Jim Crow 2" explained how it is like Jim Crow laws?
Posted by: Lizzy

This is simple. Jim Crow was based on the premise that black people were not capable of participating in democracy and electing the kind of leaders who are good for society, and themselves. So Jim Crow was a way for white people to control the elections.


This new law is an attempt to allow the public to vote (white or black) and prevent the voter fraud machines controlled by the white elite from picking the winners,,....

Oh wait. That is the *opposite* of Jim Crow.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2021 06:27 PM (X0nXz)

262 I saw Fallen Off Dick open for Pussy Riot at the Met in 11'.

Posted by: Lebron's Coloring Book of Hairpieces at April 01, 2021 06:34 PM (BRpqW)

263 And after all the fraud perpetrated not only to put Xiden past the finish line first, but also to get two Marxist US Senators elected, you would think Georgia might get a pass on this, but no o o o o . . .

Posted by: nishdoogedacht at April 01, 2021 06:44 PM (WusEB)

264 I have hundreds of thousands of miles racked up on my Delta American Express card, which I would like to cancel.

The problem is, this is even better for Delta, as the miles would end up eventually expiring if I don't have the card to keep the account active. What is my best course of action here? Delta would be very happy to take my miles off their liabilities portion of the balance sheet.

Posted by: MikeN at April 01, 2021 06:57 PM (o/eHL)

265 Ace, Ace, Ace... Just ignore it and wait for the melt down. No reason to be bothered until it matters. Just acknowledge the fact that the past 12 months exposed the shockingly sad and brutal true. "Conservatives" capitulated and are truly the people of FAIL with no backbone or principles. When it gets bad enough maybe the few patriots who always fight can prevail. It always comes down to just a few. Until then, shame and ridicule the spineless conservatives. They brought this on themselves. In the meantime, maybe the blog can pivot to backcountry extreme spots - they're a blast and you won't be bothered by the pussies - you NEVER see a conservative in the backcountry. You ever meet a conservative who likes to backcountry ski, backpack, kayak, or mountain bike? It actually says a lot about modern "conservatives".

Posted by: Iggycaster at April 01, 2021 07:43 PM (u+bkM)

266 Ok...I'm gonna head upstairs. Probably won't be #one, but that's ok. Just being here is way ok...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2021 09:00 PM (GV6ps)

267 Corporations dobehst the bottomine tells them to do not what thevleftvor right tells them to do
Grow up Ace

Posted by: Proud Moderate at April 02, 2021 04:56 AM (9yaRI)

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