Fox News' Chris Wallace Demands People Call Jill Biden "Doctor," Suggests That Reluctance to Do So Is Based on... Sexism

I don't know about you, but I am loving being Fox-Free and Cord-Cut.

He tossed this homerun pitch for leftwing Democrat Jen Psaki:

"As you know, Jill Biden has been criticized in some corners over her insistence at being called Doctor Jill Biden. Author Joseph Epstein and others, including several prominent Ph.Ds have argued that her title, Ed.D, and the honorific "doctor," are generally only used within the academic setting or area of expertise. Why is Jill Biden so insistent on being called "Doctor"?

It must be because of Sexism. Right? And not because the Ed.D. degree, which requires no dissertation and does not require, as a Ph.D., research that contributes substantially to the net store of human knowledge, is a fucking joke degree to let teachers get more money from the state?

And maybe because her not-a-dissertation reveals her to be a borderline illiterate?

And maybe because we almost never call non-medical-doctors "doctor"? Chris Wallace offers MLK Jr. and Kissinger as a examples of men called "doctor."

Can he name any others?

And I think Kissinger is only called "doctor" because he came from Germany where it is more typical to use the "doctor" title with Ph.D.'s, and MLK Jr. is called that because he was assassinated and most people don't want to quibble about it.

Chris Wallace failed to state the actual reasons for not letting a dumb bunny choose her own honorific pronouns, preferring to suggest it's just a matter of Hating Women.

But this is typical on the Chris Wallace's Leftwing Opinions Network.

In case you missed it, this thread recounts the lapses in basic grammar and basic math in "Doctor" Jill Biden's not-a-dissertation.

Former Fox host Eric Bolling spoke to Turning Point USA, and said that Fox was "very nervous" about having lost 40% of its former audience.

"Here's what happened guys, let's be honest with you, I can talk about this, Donald Trump on November 3rd -- Fox declared Biden the winner in Arizona. MAGA-world went ballistic, they said 'I'm not watching Fox News,' they switched over and they looked and they found Newsmax," Bolling said.

"Fox lost about 40% of their audience. 40 percent. That's a big number," Bolling continued, a statement that sparked roaring applause from the audience of young conservatives.

"I have friends still there that say they are very, very nervous about it, they're sucking wind on it and they don’t know how to turn it around," Bolling said.

Larry Johnson at Gateway Pundit estimates that Fox News has lost about half its audience.

Neil Cavuto drew 2.192 million viewers in August. By November he was attracting only 1.3 million.

The Five also suffered a big loss, going from 3.772 million in August to 2.883 million in November-minus 889,000 viewers.

Bret Baier suffered a significant decline of 1,139,000 –3.256 million in August to 2.117 million in November.

He's actually dipped below 2 million.


Martha MacCallum fared worse--she shed 50% of her audience, collapsing from 3.201 million to 1.613 million.

Tucker Carlson also has taken a big hit–dropping from 5.719 million in August to 3.444 million in November. That is a drop of 2.275 million.

Sean Hannity's shining star is flaming out. His viewership plummeted from 6.838 million to 2.839 million. That means almost 4 million people fled his show.

And Laura Ingraham bled out–she dropped from 4.82 million to 2.114. She lost 2.706 viewers.

These are consequential numbers. Fox has committed media suicide.

But whatever, allow neocon/neoliberal Bill Sammon and straight up leftwing nepot Chris Wallace to continue dictating the course of Fox News.

Posted by: Ace at 03:02 PM




Comments

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1 Fox's demise is richly deserved. And to think it was once a conservative's go-to channel for news and commentary!

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at December 22, 2020 03:03 PM (z/nZY)

2 See what happens when we just don't look? More of it please, courtesy of Paul Anka:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A

Posted by: Augustine at December 22, 2020 03:04 PM (BDZWU)

3 Demands?

lolgf, you prissy pansy.

Posted by: flounder at December 22, 2020 03:04 PM (KnJdm)

4 Really, Fox trying to kiss up to liberal tyranny is the best thing for us. Destroying the mainstream media, of which Fox is a part, is vital to opening people's minds to alternative perspectives. Your average nationalist would trust Greenwald or Dore before Cavuto.

And all without firing a shot.

Posted by: trev006 at December 22, 2020 03:05 PM (ixkLL)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:06 PM (tjClK)

6 First Elect

Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at December 22, 2020 03:06 PM (Syo3Y)

7 Fox News is still on the air?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:06 PM (tjClK)

8 Chris Wallace can drop dead.
He is not worth expending the energy to even think about him.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 22, 2020 03:06 PM (ufFY8)

9 Deep thought of the day....

We will never know what it smells like underwater.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (Vxu+H)

10 "And maybe because we almost never call non-medical-doctors "doctor"? Chris Wallace offers MLK Jr. and Kissinger as a examples of men called "doctor."

Can he name any others?

And I think Kissinger is only called "doctor" because he came from Germany where it is more typical to use the "doctor" title with Ph.D.'s, and MLK Jr. is called that because he was assassinated and most people don't want to quibble about it."

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hey, Chris, great point, SCREW BOTH OF THEM TOO. I call Martin Luther KIng "Dr" because the credulous simps who designed elementary education in the 80s called him that so I grew up with it. Now that you mention it, SCREW HIS COMMUNIST ASS TOO.

And Kissinger, who gives a shit? Fine, I won't call him "Dr" anymore if I ever did.

Anymore WHUBBOUTS you want me to consider?

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (vuQb4)

11 Top 10!!!

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (oGBso)

12
The My Pillow Guy is going to demand some serious cuts in ad rates.

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (PtOP4)

13 Doctor Who?

Posted by: Doctor What at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (63Dwl)

14 So close...

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (oGBso)

15 13
Doctor Who?

Posted by: Doctor What at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (63Dwl)

On first.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 22, 2020 03:08 PM (ufFY8)

16 This is not a fight worth having. Pissy and petty.

Just don't say Dr and let Wallace correct and just keep on not doing it, and if he insists on being annoying just walk off.

Or don't go on at all.

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (ZfRYq)

17 Very few people of color are Doctor of Anything.

So very racist.

Posted by: torabora at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (iAxvc)

18 You know who the media refuses to call Dr?


Only the most renowned neuro surgeon of the last 30 years.


But some jealous politicians housewife?

Sure.


Fuck these people.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (5xQgm)

19 It's not the calling Arizona for Biden so early, it was the utter, open, and brazen contempt for what are pretty much center right American citizens.

One of the things that I find so amazing, and amazingly stupid, about all the Wither Trumpism is that Our Betters are acting as if Trumpism (whatever that means) is some kind of ultra hard core right wing stuff.

My idiotic dudes, Trumpism is the center Right in America under Reagan with, perhaps, a dash of more hard core pro life views. That's it. That's all it is.

That this is now considered eek Pinochet says how far to the Left the wrench has turned.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (GbPPJ)

20 Doctors rarely demand to be called doctors.

The ones that earned it and put in the work, anyway.

You KNOW they're doctors by what they do.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (tjClK)

21 I think every time someone refers to Jill Biden with the "Doctor" honorific, they should use air quotes and say, "Doctor - so called - Jill Biden" a la The Incredibles.

Posted by: NAB at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (3sHsl)

22 Is there any rule that says a voter cannot photograph his ballot before scanning it? If not, I can see a whole new organic check and balance on vote fraud coming down the pike.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (aAkzK)

23 Bitch works.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (fIHXk)

24 Fuck that, fuck them, fuck this, fuck her and fuck Wallace especially.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (L8ADy)

25 Burning cities to the dirt? "peaceful protest"

Refusing to call Biden's chew toy a Doctor? "SEXIST CRIME OF THE CENTURY"


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (Ex7Xs)

26 I don't miss fox. But I do miss having a Mainstream alternate with a large audience to balance the MFM narrative.

Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (o9apC)

27 MLK is called "doctor" because "reverend" is no longer considered appropriate by the left.

Posted by: Takashi Sheffield at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (180ZP)

28 "Dr." Jill Biden is as imminently qualified as was Elena Ceausescu was a chemistry scholar.

Posted by: fly gal at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (6CtMt)

29 "We did it!"
-Kathryn Murdoch
You sure did Hag

Posted by: jmel at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (bVhJi)

30 At some point we tune these people out completely, don't we? I mean it's not like they've said anything new for 30 years. The faces change but the song remains the same.

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (NvIgH)

31 >>>Fox has committed media suicide.

Do it with honor. On-air seppuku is your only path to redemption.

Posted by: flounder at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (KnJdm)

32 Deep thought of the day....

We will never know what it smells like underwater.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (Vxu+H)


It smells like fish farts.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (tjClK)

33 That sounds like mansplaining to me ... well, more like transplaining actually.

Posted by: ShainS at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (Yt5Im)

34 Hey Wallace, there ain't nothing more pathetic than an old whore, you dumb bastard. The left will never like you no matter what tricks you turn.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (a0IVu)

35 This quote applies here:

"Any man who must say I am the king is no true king."
-Tywin Lannister

Posted by: Augustine at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (BDZWU)

36 I'll stop watching porn before I watch FUX again

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (zZxh0)

37 Fuck these people.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (5xQgm)


Took the words out of my mouth.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (L8ADy)

38 I've been busy doing some holiday stuff today, only 3 days until Christmas.

Has there been any discussion of updating/moving the AOSHQ blog, and where it would go? I know last night's troll attack was a bit of a turning point.

I'm going back out so I'll check in again in a bit. Or in talk radio speak, I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

BBL

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at December 22, 2020 03:11 PM (oGBso)

39 I don't miss Fox at all. AT. ALL.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 03:11 PM (nxdel)

40 Being narcissistically obsessed with titles is TIGHT

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2020 03:11 PM (NvIgH)

41
We will never know what it smells like underwater.

Same as in town.

Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at December 22, 2020 03:11 PM (Syo3Y)

42 So had Faux offered up a Cooking With Dicks show yet?

Posted by: torabora at December 22, 2020 03:11 PM (iAxvc)

43 I'll call Jill Biden "Doctor" when she explains the scientific method to me as well as the concept of irreducible complexity in biological systems, and not a moment before.

Posted by: Herr Doktor Professor Sharkman, BA, JD, USNR, SC (Ret) at December 22, 2020 03:11 PM (BM2fS)

44 I think Condoleezza Rice occasionally gets called "Doctor," but it's pretty hard to imagine her insisting on it.

Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at December 22, 2020 03:11 PM (SRp3/)

45 Why is Jill Biden so insistent on being called "Doctor"?

That's actually a smoking fastball from Chris Evert Wallace. It sounds borderline critical of the brainless homewrecked see you next Tuesday.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 03:11 PM (y7DUB)

46 Fix Newz is just following the standard bureaucrat model of failing upward! To fail is to succeed and be rewarded. Bonus points are awarded if corruption is coupled with your incompetence, hate and stupidity.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at December 22, 2020 03:11 PM (DB16e)

47 Deep thought of the day....

We will never know what it smells like underwater.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (Vxu+H)


More people need to try finding out.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 03:11 PM (L8ADy)

48 Nobody tells me what words I can use.

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 22, 2020 03:12 PM (iTXRQ)

49 Former Fox host Eric Bolling spoke to Turning Point USA, and said that Fox was "very nervous" about having lost 40% of its former audience.
______________

Not nervous enough, apparently.

Keep shoveling the shit, Fox, and lose what few remaining viewers you still do have for your shitty shows.

Dumb asses.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2020 03:12 PM (k4dH2)

50 'Put that BowTie Back On!'


'Get those people tuning back in, here!'

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 03:12 PM (l9Ab7)

51 Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (L8ADy)


The FUCKITOL needs upped.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 03:12 PM (fIHXk)

52 He's not happy with Fox at all. He's already started advertising on Newsmax.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 03:12 PM (nxdel)

53 Deep thought of the day....

We will never know what it smells like underwater.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (Vxu+H)

_________


It smells like tears ... in rain.

Posted by: ShainS at December 22, 2020 03:12 PM (Yt5Im)

54 Deep thought of the day....

We will never know what it smells like underwater.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (Vxu+H)

It smells like fish farts.
Posted by: Sponge


Tuna smells like tuna. Regardless.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2020 03:12 PM (BJLVZ)

55 Chris Wallace can drop dead.
He is not worth expending the energy to even think about him.
======================
He's a Patrician fuck. Top sider wearing, preppy fuck who got slammed into lockers at his exclusive prep school. He's a first class asshole, and obvious nark. He deserves whatever comes his way. I should be so lucky to deal it out.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 22, 2020 03:12 PM (7Fj9P)

56 Author Joseph Epstein and others, including several prominent Ph.Ds have argued that her title, Ed.D, and the honorific "doctor," are generally only used within the academic setting or area of expertise.

Absolutely correct. Furthermore, in the academic setting one would expect undergraduates to use the honorific to professors. Otherwise, no.

Why is Jill Biden so insistent on being called "Doctor"?

Because she's (justifiably) intellectually insecure, and knows her "doctorate" is bullshit. She's no more a "doctor" than Elena Ceausceau was.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

57 I got this dog face pony soldier.

Posted by: Bi den at December 22, 2020 03:12 PM (iAxvc)

58 Not my president. Not my first lady.

Never.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 03:12 PM (x4SpN)

59 I have a Master's degree does that mean people should refer to me as Master Puddin Head?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (aAkzK)

60 My brother has a PhD in Physics. Don't know anyone who calls him "Doctor", except maybe as a nickname (like "Dr. ").

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (CAJOC)

61 @alex (comment 19) - EXACTLY! It's like FOX went into election night with one goal in mind no matter the outcome: time to distance ourself from the "normies."

Posted by: NAB at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (3sHsl)

62 Nothing has been right since Patty Ann Browne left the airwaves

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (ShiEL)

63 Dr. Ace of Spades

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (uEbPt)

64 "they don't know how to turn it around"

The hell they don't.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (+DS2f)

65 >>Why is Jill Biden so insistent on being called "Doctor"?



Step-Son Fucking Slattern doesn't sound nearly as impressive.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (l9Ab7)

66 >Has there been any discussion of updating/moving the AOSHQ blog, and where it would go?



yes, for years

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (iTXRQ)

67 The national sponsors are happy. They have to protect their image and lower fox ratings to protect it is except able to them. The my pillow guy is not a major national sponsor. Having sydney powell on demanding President trump declare martial law would get higher ratings on the shows she was on ;but most if not all of the national sponsors who have the big bucks would flee the networks. Look at who the sponsors are on fox more conservative competitors.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (5K+3B)

68 With few exceptions Fox News is a mirror image of the DEEP STATE.

Posted by: Kurtz at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (0YZ6P)

69 >>Dr. Ace of Spades


That's Chef Dr. Ace of Spades, buddy.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (l9Ab7)

70 60 My brother has a PhD in Physics. Don't know anyone who calls him "Doctor", except maybe as a nickname (like "Dr. ").
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (CAJOC)

----------------------------

eh, screwed that one up.

should have been "like Dr. FirstName"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2020 03:14 PM (CAJOC)

71 "they don't know how to turn it around"

Leftism seems to be a one way tunnel to oblivion.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 22, 2020 03:14 PM (+DS2f)

72
It's not the calling Arizona for Biden so early, it was the utter, open, and brazen contempt for what are pretty much center right American citizens.


For me it was pretty much the calling AZ early thing. He did in 2018 too which probably cost some house seats. I was pissed off but kept watching, but not this time.

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 03:14 PM (PtOP4)

73 Why would you think Fox execs, or anyone on it, cares about what their viewership is? They're getting praise and rewards from all of the Right People, that's all that matters. The oligarchs will make sure they're all paid well to pretend they're still "conservative" and do nothing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 03:14 PM (trdmm)

74 "they don't know how to turn it around"

Alex, I'll take "fair and balanced" for $500.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 22, 2020 03:14 PM (+DS2f)

75 Ace has a fever -- and the only cure is ... MORE Foxhell.

Posted by: ShainS at December 22, 2020 03:14 PM (Yt5Im)

76 Step-Son Fucking Slattern doesn't sound nearly as impressive.
=======================
Ok man. You're winning. So far.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 22, 2020 03:14 PM (7Fj9P)

77 Bitch!

I'M THE DOCTOR!!!

I KEEEEEEEEEEL YOU!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Bishop at December 22, 2020 03:14 PM (UDapT)

78 He is not worth expending the energy to even think about him.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 22, 2020 03:06 PM (ufFY


I'd definitely turn the wheel of my car a few degrees if it meant the difference between a hit and a miss.

It might be rough on the ol' triceps and biceps, but that's what Icy Hot is for.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 03:15 PM (L8ADy)

79 Dr. Bone telephone please, Dr. Bone telephone please.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 03:15 PM (WOYcU)

80 >> "they don't know how to turn it around"


Shannon Bream and Dana Perino locked in a 69 wouldn't hurt ratings.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 03:15 PM (l9Ab7)

81 Ah donno 'bout ewe, but first thing when I git up of a mornin' Imma wonderin what juicy and stinky turd would fall outta Chris Wallace's upper anal orifice today.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 22, 2020 03:15 PM (o2MD2)

82 62 Nothing has been right since Patty Ann Browne left the airwaves
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (ShiEL)
===

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNgnnzj0Xso

Posted by: Augustine at December 22, 2020 03:15 PM (BDZWU)

83 Weren't we told we also had to refer to Christine Blasey-Ford as Dr. Ford?

On the other side, how often did the media refer to Ben Carson, who was a famous neurosurgeon(?) from Johns Hopkins University as Dr. Ben Carson?

Posted by: sillyme at December 22, 2020 03:15 PM (RPGAd)

84 As a woman, I can tell you, Chris, that it is not misogyny that compells me to never, ever refer to her as "Dr." unless it's sarcasm.

You elitists and your titles and awards to each other can GFY.

*My father is a retired medical doctor who never used the "Dr." title off-hours. He didn't need the ego-strole or fake superiority by getting all uppity about how people addressed him.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 03:16 PM (bDqIh)

85 Why would you think Fox execs, or anyone on it, cares about what their viewership is? They're getting praise and rewards from all of the Right People, that's all that matters. The oligarchs will make sure they're all paid well to pretend they're still "conservative" and do nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 03:14 PM (trdmm)


This.

Fox will never die.

MSNBC and CNN have had shit ratings for YEARS and they're still around, full force.

The only 'media' that's lost money is ESPfuckingN.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:16 PM (tjClK)

86 More interesting to me is the gain in viewers that CNN and MSDNC have made.

I guess more people want their agitprop straight up, not diluted by them nasty ole Fox squishes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 22, 2020 03:16 PM (F0YaR)

87 The uber leftist owners of Fox News don't care.

They. Do. Not. Care.

(They're getting what they want...a shutdown of communication between/to conservatives)

Posted by: Two Weeks at December 22, 2020 03:16 PM (ELnqd)

88 I prefer to call him .. Motherfucker Chris Wallace

Posted by: SMOD at December 22, 2020 03:16 PM (3aI0K)

89 She's a teacher.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 03:16 PM (kTF2Z)

90 there is still vital news to report on Trump's battles against The Steal, so if Faux would cover that they could get viewers back (maybe). But that does not fit their anti-Trump, anti-MAGA agenda. They try to figure out "how do we get our viewers back, while still stabbing them in the back, and stabbing them in the front, and then peeing on them?".


They just need to find more woke viewers, since we have failed them.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2020 03:16 PM (Cus5s)

91 Snort.

You will be called 'Medicine Woman' and like it.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 22, 2020 03:16 PM (n/szn)

92 #LOLGF

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 03:16 PM (yQpMk)

93 Shannon Bream and Dana Perino locked in a 69 wouldn't hurt ratings.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 03:15 PM (l9Ab7)


I get a night off.

Posted by: Jasper at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (fIHXk)

94 43 I'll call Jill Biden "Doctor" when she explains the scientific method to me as well as the concept of irreducible complexity in biological systems, and not a moment before.
____________

LOL, explain them? She probably can't even spell them, even with spell-check helping her out (since she apparently doesn't know how to use it, judging by her shitty Ed.D paper).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (k4dH2)

95 The only place I insist on being called "Doctor" is at work.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (dNzKv)

96 SCOTUS sets Republican Party v Boockvar for Jan 8 Conference

Posted by: SMOD at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (3aI0K)

97 And the best part is they will be losing money. Ad revenue has to be crashing. Hopefully they will ending up bleeding money.

Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (ImqD9)

98 "they don't know how to turn it around"

Easy, simply report, without comment, our version of the story as well as the progressive version of the story.

Without bias. Without comment. It's so easy - just report what people said, and what they did. That's it.

For commentary, give conservatives the same platform you give progressives. Let them hash it out.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (+DS2f)

99 >> "they don't know how to turn it around"


"Next on Fox : Two Finger Tango w/ Tommi Lahren"

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (l9Ab7)

100 My tally so far is

"Doctor" Biden - Jill
"Dicked-her" Biden - Hunter
"just plain Derr" Biden - The Big Guy

Nice

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (0zWT7)

101 "Dr." Jill Biden is as imminently qualified as was Elena Ceausescu was a chemistry scholar.
Posted by: fly gal at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (6CtMt)


Elena ended up being more hated than her husband, who pretty much cowered from the firing squad, which many soldiers paid large to be part of, while she was still spitting out insults. Kind of like my fantasy ending for Slick and The Beast.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 03:18 PM (y7DUB)

102 87 The uber leftist owners of Fox News don't care.

They. Do. Not. Care.

(They're getting what they want...a shutdown of communication between/to conservatives)
Posted by: Two Weeks at December 22, 2020 03:16 PM (ELnqd)
===

And I bet they expect a government bailout down the road. It will be necessary for "democracy" they will say.

Posted by: Augustine at December 22, 2020 03:18 PM (BDZWU)

103 So pray tell, what was five years of unceasing abuse of Melania Trump?

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2020 03:18 PM (uEbPt)

104 I'm trained as a Teacher, along with engineering, mathematics, agriculture, and biology and I can tell you Cheeta the Chimp could get a doctorate in education. Seriously.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 22, 2020 03:18 PM (o2MD2)

105 She was a teacher at a community college.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2020 03:18 PM (dNzKv)

106 I saw a ton of this on LinkedIn where womYns with PhDs in bullshit areas started calling themselves Doctor in solidarity with the Wife of the Thief.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 03:18 PM (W8PaO)

107 You know what I especially don't miss about fox?

That stupid-ass "Fox News Alert" bell chime sound fx.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 03:18 PM (L8ADy)

108 346 I think we should angle for a multi-hour televised special in which Dr. Jill Biden presents her thesis and engages with a roundtable of experts analyzing its depth and applicability in the current educational milieu. A ratings blockbuster!

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:18 PM (EbSTN)

109 Do they call Rand Paul and Ben Carson doctor? If not, why should we call the ed major doctor?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (JKNZq)

110 I work with 6 PhDs you only call the doctor when they fuck up the math.

Posted by: Jean at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (HbuHl)

111 Bill Cosby had an Ed.D. Look where it got him

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (dNzKv)

112 So not calling her doctor is sexist? I guess fucking whore is right out then?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (kTF2Z)

113 99 >> "they don't know how to turn it around"


"Next on Fox : Two Finger Tango w/ Tommi Lahren"
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (l9Ab7)

dodgeball! Right here on Fox Sports 8! The Ocho!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (oHd/0)

114
there is still vital news to report on Trump's battles against The Steal, so if Faux would cover that they could get viewers back (maybe). But that does not fit their anti-Trump, anti-MAGA agenda. They try to figure out "how do we get our viewers back, while still stabbing them in the back, and stabbing them in the front, and then peeing on them?".



They're going hard on anti-lockdown hoping that will bring back viewers

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (PtOP4)

115 I think Condoleezza Rice occasionally gets called "Doctor," but it's pretty hard to imagine her insisting on it.
Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at December 22, 2020 03:11 PM (SRp3/)


A few years back Stanford was playing in March Madness and the camera panned over to Condi talking to Richard Sherman and the announcers were all there's a sight you don't expect to see, wonder what they're talking about.

Me: Yeah, whatever could the provost of Stanford be discussing with a multimillionaire Stanford alumni, it's a mystery for the ages which will never be solved.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (GbPPJ)

116 Dr. Ace of Spades


That's Chef Dr. Ace of Spades, buddy.
Posted by: garrett



Dr. Of Gastronomy

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (BJLVZ)

117 Dr. Dre ~ Dr. Jill

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

118 23 Bitch works.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (fIHXk)

Dr. Bitch, PhD., for the win.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (MkuC5)

119 112 So not calling her doctor is sexist? I guess fucking whore is right out then?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (kTF2Z)

That's DOCTOR Fucking Whore.

Posted by: AOS Stylebook at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (oHd/0)

120 I watched a couple seconds of his interview with Psaki.
She's a fucking android.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

121 Larry Johnson is right!

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (Izzlo)

122 Hey Horde,

Just dropping in with a question. I haven't seen Tami for a while now. I miss her Twitter updates and insight. I hope she is well. Does anyone know if she is ok?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (IDhUW)

123 @96

Only 2 days after the House certifies the EC vote.

Why not January 21st?


These fucking people are the shittiest fucking assholes going.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (5xQgm)

124 59 I have a Master's degree does that mean people should refer to me as Master Puddin Head?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (aAkzK)

Technically degrees originated as pseudo titles of nobility, so yes.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

125 13 Doctor Who?
Posted by: Doctor What at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (63Dwl)

Doctor No.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (EbSTN)

126 Bill Cosby had an Ed.D. Look where it got him
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Bill Cosby and Jill Biden are one Dr away from Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (BJLVZ)

127 119 112 So not calling her doctor is sexist? I guess fucking whore is right out then?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (kTF2Z)

That's DOCTOR Fucking Whore.
Posted by: AOS Stylebook at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (oHd/0)

FHd

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (Izzlo)

128 >>"I have friends still there that say they are very, very nervous about it, they're sucking wind on it and they don't know how to turn it around," Bolling said.


In other news, the Great and Powerful Oz says don't look at that guy behind the curtain.

The Fox News mask was ripped off on election night (though it had been slipping for ears). You can't simply turn that around with 'more cowbell.' You need -- what's that term Obama used? -- to be "fundamentally transformed."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (bDqIh)

129 She's a fucking android.

Tell us more.

Posted by: RealDoll Inc. at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (h5TKJ)

130 I really think they believed they could follow The Deep State line on the election and the rubes would fall into line. If they called AZ early, then of course the rubes would believe it. They are FOX NEWS. Instead, they are at a loss as to what is happening. A lot of so-called conservative brands are at a loss. Powerline is getting hammered. Fox is dying.

Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (J70i0)

131
Shannon Bream and Dana Perino locked in a 69 wouldn't hurt ratings.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 03:15 PM (l9Ab7)


I get a night off.
Posted by: Jasper at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (fIHXk)



No, you'll be directing.

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (PtOP4)

132 I watched a couple seconds of his interview with Psaki.

Then I switched to 90 Day Fiance for more intelligent viewing.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

133 Larry Johnson is right!
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (Izzlo)


Grandmama?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (tjClK)

134 65
>>Why is Jill Biden so insistent on being called "Doctor"?







Step-Son Fucking Slattern doesn't sound nearly as impressive.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (l9Ab7)

That should catch on.

Posted by: flounder at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (KnJdm)

135 Dr. Wu :
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=UPWN6gZq9cQ

Posted by: THE MINUTEMEN at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (kmsTU)

136 "Doctor, My Eyes."

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (EbSTN)

137 Funny thing is Piss Wallace seems to think he's still hitting it out of the park.

Posted by: dartist at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (+ya+t)

138 Die. Faster.

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (wgghp)

139 125 13 Doctor Who?
Posted by: Doctor What at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (63Dwl)

Doctor No.
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (EbSTN)

Dr. Who's on first?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (oHd/0)

140 I don't know what all the fuss is about

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (bhPL1)

141 "Doctor, My Eyes Ass..."

Posted by: m


Fix'd.

Posted by: DOCTOR-Elect Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (OUMaO)

142 Jack Welch was the anti-Jill Biden.

Welch had a Ph.D. in chemical engineering (i.e., a no-shit Ph.D.), a blot on his business resume that he assiduously tried to live down and hide.

Jill Biden has an Ed.D. in coloring inside the lines, and stops people on the street to tell them about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

143 If Jill Biden is FLOTUS, I will give her the same level of respect the left gave Melania.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

144 127
119 112 So not calling her doctor is sexist? I guess fucking whore is right out then?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (kTF2Z)



That's DOCTOR Fucking Whore.

Posted by: AOS Stylebook at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (oHd/0)

lol

Posted by: flounder at December 22, 2020 03:23 PM (KnJdm)

145 got 2 sisters in Dallas

one's a lib and an MD and wants me to call her Dr. Judith

one's a con and an MD and even her patients call her Sara

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2020 03:23 PM (zZxh0)

146 The Fox rudder is welded in place. There ain't no turning it around. Fox is done as a major news outlet. The soul is gone, all that is left is nerve twitch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 22, 2020 03:23 PM (o2MD2)

147 >>>I'm trained as a Teacher, along with engineering, mathematics,
agriculture, and biology and I can tell you Cheeta the Chimp could get a
doctorate in education. Seriously.<<<

Yes, but can you come up with a national hot lunch program for children?
I didn't think so.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 03:23 PM (WOYcU)

148 Really hope that internet and cable tv still operating and I can watch when Chris Wallace gets garrotted on live tv in the first stages of revolt.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 03:23 PM (SScvq)

149 Shannon Bream and Dana Perino locked in a 69 wouldn't hurt ratings.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 03:15 PM (l9Ab7)
I get a night off.
Posted by: Jasper at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (fIHXk)
No, you'll be directing.
Posted by: DAK

Get all the peanut butter, thazzagoodboy!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 22, 2020 03:23 PM (0zWT7)

150 So pray tell, what was five years of unceasing abuse of Melania Trump?
Posted by: ... at December 22, 2020 03:18 PM (uEbPt)


8+ years of fawning over moochelle, the most caring, beautacular fashion plate FLOTUS evar!

5 years of trollop with a funny accent who does nothing.

Now, they're pushing for the smartest FLOTUS evar! Because college n' shit.

Too bad IF Joe manages to get sworn in, she's only going to be FLOTUS for a few brief months before she and joe sadly succumb to that new strain of covid that causes the victim to jump off of the nearest pier tied to a cinder block.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 03:23 PM (L8ADy)

151 I thought Cheetah the chimp was a Daktari??

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (UDapT)

152
Funny thing is Piss Wallace seems to think he's still hitting it out of the park.
Posted by: dartist at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (+ya+t)



It's funny that he thinks he ever hit one out of the park.

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (PtOP4)

153 Can you legally prescribe medicine? You are a doctor. Otherwise fuck off.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (W8PaO)

154 Things would have worked out better for Bill Cosby if he'd have stopped at E.D. methinks.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (MkuC5)

155 Kissinger (Wikipedia):

He received his MA and PhD degrees at Harvard University in 1951 and 1954, respectively.

His doctoral dissertation was titled Peace, Legitimacy, and the Equilibrium (A Study of the Statesmanship of Castlereagh and Metternich).

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (EbSTN)

156 Doctor, Doctor
gimme the news
I gotta bad case of lovin' you

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

157 Bro. I have a PhD (organic chemistry) and feel like a total tool if someone calls me doctor. Generally, it is used to mock someone. Also, my recollection the Ed grad students GRE scores are so low as to generally keep them out any PhD program, even the pathetic ones.

Posted by: GM at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (1AmUr)

158 Funny thing is Piss Wallace seems to think he's still hitting it out of the park.

Posted by: dartist


Progtard standard of "success" is very different from that of normal people. Has more to do with staying faithful to whatever the dogma of the day is than any actual ability to take actions with positive results.

Posted by: DOCTOR-Elect Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (OUMaO)

159 The team members I most frequently work with are physicians/surgeons, pharmacists, and a handful of Ph.D.'s. None have ever once insisted on being called by anything other than their first names, even during client meetings.

I think it's because they're nice, normal, competent, secure people, and not social climbing, rent-seeking shrews who bitterly cling to their barely-earned titles and honorifics because they're got nothing else going. But that's just my guess.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (hBDC1)

160 Well just to make things clear I demand to be addressed as Doctor Eromero. As a matter of strict fact I received a Doctorate of Divinity, M.O. in 1968. I have never insisted I be granted any special considerations or get free coffee for this achievement at such an early age. But now since the title Doctor is being thrown around like Mardis Gras beads I want the respect due to my status. By the way, M.O. means mail order.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 03:25 PM (8bJHg)

161 Things would have worked out better for Bill Cosby if he'd have stopped at E.D. methinks.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (MkuC5)


Defects didn't stop Weinstein.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:25 PM (tjClK)

162 155 Kissinger (Wikipedia):

He received his MA and PhD degrees at Harvard University in 1951 and 1954, respectively.

His doctoral dissertation was titled Peace, Legitimacy, and the Equilibrium (A Study of the Statesmanship of Castlereagh and Metternich).
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (EbSTN)

Castlereagh? Thought that was just a Monte Python joke.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 22, 2020 03:25 PM (Zm+LZ)

163 82
62 Nothing has been right since Patty Ann Browne left the airwaves

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 22, 2020 03:13 PM (ShiEL)

===



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNgnnzj0Xso

Posted by: Augustine at December 22, 2020 03:15 PM (BDZWU)

PAB with the pony-tail. What I wouldn't do to her.

Posted by: flounder at December 22, 2020 03:25 PM (KnJdm)

164 Yes, but can you come up with a national hot lunch program for children?
I didn't think so.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 03:23 PM (WOYcU)


not only that, but change the food pyramid to a plate, because a pyramid is hard to understand. And a plate can look like a pie chart (get it?) and a plate has food on it (get it?). Damn, she should be a doctor too.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 03:25 PM (L8ADy)

165 105 She was a teacher at a community college.
_________________

And a shitty one too, according to the student reviews of her on Rate My Professor (which have since been removed, of course).

After reading about the cheating scandal at West Point, I suggest that we refer to the doddering, senile old crook Joe Biden as "Commander-in-Cheat," should this illegitimate "winner" of the election be inaugurated president of this decaying republic in January.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2020 03:25 PM (k4dH2)

166 My idiotic dudes, Trumpism is the center Right in America under Reagan with, perhaps, a dash of more hard core pro life views. That's it. That's all it is. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (GbPPJ)

I'll go one step further, Trumpism is simply practicality, divorced from all political principal. It is a simple "what works" philosophy. Fortunately, for the most part, conservatism works. It is why Trump is perceived as conservative. When all he really is is transactional.

Reagan would be opposed to many of Trump's policies.

Look at the Mexico border - how many polices did Trump try to get control? He tried every tool in the box, and even a few new ones he made himself, till he found...a...way. He simply decided enough as enough, and if I have to slap tariffs on Mexican goods to make them play ball, so be it. Mexico and everyone else likely thought "what took them so long?'

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 22, 2020 03:25 PM (+DS2f)

167 Technically degrees originated as pseudo titles of nobility, so yes.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (Zm+LZ)


Ph.D.s etc. started with the Krauts, who to this day refer to faculty members as "Herr Doktor Professor," i.e., include everything, to distinguish from "Herr Docktor."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

168 1 Fox's demise is richly deserved. And to think it was once a conservative's go-to channel for news and commentary!
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at December 22, 2020 03:03 PM (z/nZY)

This is why I'm optimistic about the ultimate fall of the tech gurus. Nothing lasts forever, and once one crack forms in their armor, it can come apart quickly.

The great thing about tech is that, if you're willing to make a few short-term sacrifices, you can recreate your current ecosystem without enriching most of them.

Looking forward to seeing a thousand flowers blooming in the conservative universe. We've gotten lazy depending upon Fox and Drudge for all these years.

If talk radio can expand beyond even the greatness of Limbaugh, it can expand beyond the dreck that passes for mainstream conservatism these days.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 22, 2020 03:26 PM (6xA3t)

169 the only question that I care about as an Independent voter is "how did you help Trump fight election fraud in 2020?"

Fox news enabled it so fuck you, pillow guy network.

Only ted cruz even pretended to care, so fuck you 2024 election.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:26 PM (qlfUb)

170 146 The Fox rudder is welded in place. There ain't no turning it around. Fox is done as a major news outlet. The soul is gone, all that is left is nerve twitch.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 22, 2020 03:23 PM (o2MD2)

Their rudder is in NYC/DC

they had no soul to lose

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2020 03:26 PM (zZxh0)

171 I call her 'Cocktor' Jill Biden. Short for 'Cocked Her'. Cuz I did.

Posted by: Hunter at December 22, 2020 03:26 PM (LBiyC)

172 We still do not know what that 5,500 bill says. A few stray lines from 10 pages or so have been publicized -- without the Washington and donor links identified.

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 03:26 PM (cDKv8)

173 Powerline is getting hammered. Fox is dying.
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (J70i0)


Good. Those fuck nuggets have been coasting in a criticism free bubble for a long time instead of just delivering the goods. And placating the monkeys with This Week In Pictures like the Sunday funny papers doesn't work on some of us.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 03:26 PM (y7DUB)

174 We call her doctor so when Joe is fending off the 25th Amendment she can pull an Edith Wilson/Al Haig and we will submit to her doctorship

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 22, 2020 03:26 PM (ShiEL)

175 "Sean Hannity's shining star is flaming out. His viewership plummeted from 6.838 million to 2.839 million. That means almost 4 million people fled his show."
_____________

He could have kept a lot of those viewers by just putting duct tape over his mouth. The Sean Hannity Drinking Game---down a shot every time he interrupts someone---has led to more alcohol poisoning deaths than the Red China Flu.

Posted by: Furious George at December 22, 2020 03:26 PM (9vQJW)

176 Well just to make things clear I demand to be addressed as Doctor Eromero. As a matter of strict fact I received a Doctorate of Divinity, M.O. in 1968. I have never insisted I be granted any special considerations or get free coffee for this achievement at such an early age. But now since the title Doctor is being thrown around like Mardis Gras beads I want the respect due to my status. By the way, M.O. means mail order.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 03:25 PM (8bJHg)


So shall it be done, Doc.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:26 PM (tjClK)

177 Me and the boys kind of dig Fox News. That pudgy little behind on Chris Wallace really gets my juices flowing.

Posted by: Dr. Bill Cosby at December 22, 2020 03:26 PM (qT++m)

178 162 Castlereagh? Thought that was just a Monte Python joke.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 22, 2020 03:25 PM (Zm+LZ)

Three-card Monte Python?

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:27 PM (EbSTN)

179 Insisting the silly useless scrunt be called Doctor is a lame attempt to lend ill deserved respect and weight to something as common as a use cigarette butt and just as useful.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 22, 2020 03:27 PM (o2MD2)

180 Hey Horde,



Just dropping in with a question. I haven't seen Tami for a while
now. I miss her Twitter updates and insight. I hope she is well. Does
anyone know if she is ok?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Tami, Zod, Bander, Zombie, JS .... lots of folks don't seem to be around much anymore.

Posted by: old chick at December 22, 2020 03:27 PM (sOete)

181 Day PAB video. Sha-wing.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 03:27 PM (W8PaO)

182 166 My idiotic dudes, Trumpism is the center Right in America under Reagan with, perhaps, a dash of more hard core pro life views. That's it. That's all it is. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (GbPPJ)

---> I remember election night and there was a promise of victory boobs.

sigh...

anyway, the dnc is full on anti-american maoist hard left. period.

the GOP is a margarine version of a political party.

the covid bill is a dick in the eye of every citizen in America from Maga's to pink haired CHAZ denizens.

we're so fucked

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:27 PM (qlfUb)

183 Fvck Fox, if I want news and opinions I come here. An added bonus is we crack us up!

Posted by: dartist at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (+ya+t)

184 Reminds me of the brouhaha regarding Senator Boxer. She didn't want to be called "Ma'am" but "Senator" because she "earned it".

Posted by: jim at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

185

The correct title for someone with her credentials is professor. And also cunt.

Professor Cunt Biden.

Has a nice ring...

Posted by: Nice Lady at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (/WEpn)

186 Just go all Monarch and call her "Dr. Mrs. Biden".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (0QYMt)

187 Following that retard Whoopi Goldberg's faux pas, DR. Jill Biden should be made Surgeon General - but only for Democrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

188 >>Why would you think Fox execs, or anyone on it, cares about what their viewership is? They're getting praise and rewards from all of the Right People, that's all that matters.


Ratings dictate ad pricing, right?

I would also think their egos are impacted by going from the top cable news ratings to 3rd place. You can put up with a lot of Fox hate when you're winning bigly, but where's the incentive if youre hated *and* coming in behind Don Lemon and Chris Hayes? And for those closeted Lefty Fox employees who got a thrill out of tricking the rubes, slipping Lefty stuff in knowing the dumb conservatives would take it? That thrill must be gone.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

189 I said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?

I said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both together, put the lime in the cocount, then you'll feel better.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (L8ADy)

190 He's right! Dr. J never even graduated! And still he's called...Dr. J!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (4uSHG)

191
Things would have worked out better for Bill Cosby if he'd have stopped at E.D. methinks.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (MkuC5)


I think things would have worked out better at his trial if he had demanded the judge address him as Dr. Bill Cosby.

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (PtOP4)

192 Shannon Bream and Dana Perino locked in a 69 wouldn't hurt ratings.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 03:15 PM (l9Ab7)


I get a night off.
Posted by: Jasper at December 22, 2020 03:17 PM (fIHXk)

No, you'll be directing.
Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 03:21 PM (PtOP4)


Speaking of directors, everyone knows about Roman Polanski's rape of a 13 year old, a crime for which he has continued to avoid punishment for almost 50 years.

What most people don't know is, his wife, Sharon Tate, was made to perform on camera, with all sorts of men, while Roman directed.

Allegedly there were many tapes... or films or whatever, in the death house where Sharon and others were killed, and among other courtesies performed by the LAPD, they let Polanski remove them all.

After all he was a grieving widower.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (oQ94s)

193 If I don't want to call the bint "Doctor" because she's a no-talent, unaccomplished hack with a largely fake PhD and a massive attitude problem and so I like needling her by leaving off the unearned honorific, both because she's an arrogant scrunt and because she's my enemy, does that still mean I'm a sexist?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (hYcqw)

194 Waiting on the day when Fox has to start reimbursing advertisers for non-performance.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (WQZ1O)

195 159 The team members I most frequently work with are physicians/surgeons, pharmacists, and a handful of Ph.D.'s. None have ever once insisted on being called by anything other than their first names, even during client meetings.

I think it's because they're nice, normal, competent, secure people, and not social climbing, rent-seeking shrews who bitterly cling to their barely-earned titles and honorifics because they're got nothing else going. But that's just my guess.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at December 22, 2020 03:24 PM (hBDC1)

When I worked Medical IT, it was dependent on the culture they were raised in.

Indian (dot) and Pakistani Doctors? Damn well better call them Doctor.

Just about everyone? Didn't care.

But that's what happens when you are raised in a caste system...

Which thinkin on it... is the whole Doctor thing in a nutshell.

You are not an individual, with individual accomplishments, you are part of your Caste, and thus 'deserve' respect you never attained for yourself.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (oHd/0)

196 I've read philosophy dissertations that are just infused with misspellings and bad grammar. They frustrate me, but as long as I can glean the points and arguments being made -- and as long as those points and arguments evince intelligence -- then I don't really have a problem with it. I know people who can't spell to save their lives but are very intelligent. So I'd want to know whether the content of Jill Biden's dissertation is a nothing burger before I pass judgment.

Posted by: Jim S. at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (ynUnH)

197 So did Doctor Jill fix Joe's foot?

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

198 How do they even have 60 percent left?

There's still a huge problem in mainstream conservatism believing MSM.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (/NW/O)

199 185




The correct title for someone with her credentials is professor. And also cunt.



Professor Cunt Biden.



Has a nice ring...

Posted by: Nice Lady at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (/WEpn)

Mr. Doctor Professor

Posted by: Patrick Star at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (ynpvh)

200 >>>Just dropping in with a question. I haven't seen Tami for a while now. I miss her Twitter updates and insight. I hope she is well. Does anyone know if she is ok?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 22, 2020 03:20 PM (IDhUW)

========

Good question. It was easy for me to quitter twatter because I knew if there was anything worth seeing I could count on Tami to post it.

Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (o9apC)

201 ---> I remember election night and there was a promise of victory boobs.

sigh...


Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:27 PM (qlfUb)


Gulag boobs are gonna be tight!

Posted by: flounder at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (KnJdm)

202 173: Powerline can fuck right off. Those guys couldn't take even light criticism of Paul Mirengoff -- who essentially constantly trolled his audience.

Posted by: Revenant at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (//ATM)

203 Doc Severinsen ... got the nickname because his father was a dentist. Deserves it more than Jill.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (Cus5s)

204 Honest question, who the fvck cares what Her Doktor Professor jill biden claims?


I don't.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at December 22, 2020 03:30 PM (JUOKG)

205 Me: Yeah, whatever could the provost of Stanford be discussing with a multimillionaire Stanford alumni, it's a mystery for the ages which will never be solved.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 22, 2020 03:19 PM (GbPPJ)

They were debating the age old question:

Crossbows or longbows?

It really is the only question worth debating.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at December 22, 2020 03:30 PM (N3El/)

206 to recap, in order to restore our norms and get rid of trump, the left and the margarine political party:

had to embrace corporate censorship of basic political discussion

use mail in ballots which not even a banana republic would use

excuse massive political violence

criminalize conservatives' self defense against said 6 months of political violence

shut down basic fact finding against voter fraud investigations, ignoring video taped evidence

carry biden's meat suit over the finish line

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:30 PM (qlfUb)

207 202 173: Powerline can fuck right off. Those guys couldn't take even light criticism of Paul Mirengoff -- who essentially constantly trolled his audience.

Double this. No more clicks for the site that pays Paul Jerkenoff

Posted by: SamInVA at December 22, 2020 03:30 PM (Nqq7o)

208 Who really gives a shit about jilldo?

She is a prop.

Perhaps a mule?

Her future will be short. They will cut her like a fat jockey

Posted by: CarpetheadLarRo at December 22, 2020 03:30 PM (+ITg4)

209 Fox News' Chris Wallace shoots first barrel at foot; nails face with second.

Posted by: Ed Snyder at December 22, 2020 03:30 PM (Mgz7S)

210
Dr. Who's on first?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2020 03:22 PM (oHd/0)

Sigh.
See 15.

Posted by: Dr. Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 22, 2020 03:30 PM (ufFY8)

211

Well I knew a doctor, just a one certain doctor
Who goes around putting things in everyone's eye

Posted by: Wild Man Fischer at December 22, 2020 03:31 PM (63Dwl)

212 So I'd want to know whether the content of Jill Biden's dissertation is a nothing burger before I pass judgment.

Posted by: Jim S. at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (ynUnH)

It says Jill Biden on it, and it was not a dissertation. In this case, judge a book by its cover.

Posted by: flounder at December 22, 2020 03:31 PM (KnJdm)

213 Are people still ripping Fox 'personalities' on their twitter? Rubbing it in and making sport of their careers in decline and whatnot?

Posted by: Dr. Dirks Strewn at December 22, 2020 03:31 PM (LBiyC)

214 196 I've read philosophy dissertations that are just infused with misspellings and bad grammar. They frustrate me, but as long as I can glean the points and arguments being made -- and as long as those points and arguments evince intelligence -- then I don't really have a problem with it. I know people who can't spell to save their lives but are very intelligent. So I'd want to know whether the content of Jill Biden's dissertation is a nothing burger before I pass judgment.
Posted by: Jim S. at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (ynUnH)

Well based on the excerpts people have posted here she can't do math either. Half are X, half are Y, and third half are Z sort of lines.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 22, 2020 03:31 PM (Zm+LZ)

215 My idiotic dudes, Trumpism is the center Right in America under Reagan with, perhaps, a dash of more hard core pro life views. That's it. That's all it is.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 22, 2020 03:09 PM (GbPPJ)
++++++++++
Yeah. Go back further, say to the early 60s, and he's running what would have then been a somewhat common Democrat platform minus the racism. By the 70s, he is still about 40% Democrat (except for abortion and immigration and social programs).

It isn't that Trump is some sort of monarchist throwback. It's just that the Dems have gone full red.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2020 03:31 PM (hYcqw)

216 It is a fight worth having, otherwise in ten years half of adults will demand the title doctor.

It's false advertising. If a real doctor loses his license he is not allowed to advertise as a doctor.

Her dissertation was at a high school level C in 1970. She is not a doctor or even close.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 22, 2020 03:31 PM (/NW/O)

217 What most people don't know is, his wife, Sharon Tate, was made to perform on camera, with all sorts of men, while Roman directed.

Allegedly there were many tapes... or films or whatever, in the death house where Sharon and others were killed, and among other courtesies performed by the LAPD, they let Polanski remove them all.

After all he was a grieving widower.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (oQ94s)


Sharon Tate was gorgeous. Polanski was a creep so I shouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 03:31 PM (y7DUB)

218 Ah, Fox. They were all alone serving half the audience, and then they decided they wanted to instead serve the other half of the audience in competition with every single other media entity.

I'm surprised they only lost half their audience.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 22, 2020 03:31 PM (wGeit)

219 196 I've read philosophy dissertations that are just infused with misspellings and bad grammar. They frustrate me, but as long as I can glean the points and arguments being made -- and as long as those points and arguments evince intelligence -- then I don't really have a problem with it. I know people who can't spell to save their lives but are very intelligent. So I'd want to know whether the content of Jill Biden's dissertation is a nothing burger before I pass judgment.
Posted by: Jim S. at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (ynUnH)

It's available online. It's dreck.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:31 PM (EbSTN)

220 So I'd want to know whether the content of Jill Biden's dissertation is a nothing burger before I pass judgment.
___________________

Here's a hint: her "research" subjects consisted of two community college students. Yes, two.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (k4dH2)

221 It isn't that Trump is some sort of monarchist throwback. It's just that the Dems have gone full red.

---> margarine republicans exist only to give banks tax cuts and corporations h1-b visa workers.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (qlfUb)

222 I insist being called Dr. King.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (9hauA)

223 Google and Facebook deny wrongdoing in their accords on digital
advertising cited in a reported draft of an antitrust complaint Google
and Facebook colluded together to help fend off an antitrust investigation

Posted by: SMOD at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (3aI0K)

224 If I don't want to call the bint "Doctor" because
she's a no-talent, unaccomplished hack with a largely fake PhD and a
massive attitude problem

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (hYcqw)
================
She does not have a PhD.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (qT++m)

225 05 She was a teacher at a community college.
_________________

And a shitty one too, according to the student reviews of her on Rate My Professor (which have since been removed, of course).


To the surprise of no one, anyone who insists upon titles in everyday interactions is guaranteed to be a shitty lecturer: too solipsistic and insecure to be worth a damn at teaching.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

226
Sharon Tate was gorgeous. Polanski was a creep so I shouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 03:31 PM (y7DUB)


It's hollywood. It's a cesspool of shit and rape.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (tjClK)

227 >>PAB with the pony-tail. What I wouldn't do to her.

She has an identical twin sister, too. Woof..

Posted by: fly at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (c1sSU)

228 Mmm. Congress of Vienna sausage.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (UDapT)

229 C's get degrees!

Posted by: Bi den at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (iAxvc)

230 206 to recap, in order to restore our norms and get rid of trump, the left and the margarine political party:

had to embrace corporate censorship of basic political discussion

use mail in ballots which not even a banana republic would use

excuse massive political violence

criminalize conservatives' self defense against said 6 months of political violence

shut down basic fact finding against voter fraud investigations, ignoring video taped evidence

carry biden's meat suit over the finish line
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:30 PM (qlfUb)

At the end of the day we will find out it was never about restoring norms. The lists are probably a good hint.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (Zm+LZ)

231 187 Following that retard Whoopi Goldberg's faux pas, DR. Jill Biden should be made Surgeon General - but only for Democrats.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
__________

Or we can always refer to her as "Surgeon General Biden." It's a twofer in the mockery department.

Posted by: Furious George at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (9vQJW)

232 You can tell a lot about someone by their email signature. People who list all their credentials whether legit (MBA, MA, PhD) or bullshit ( six sigma certification) are to be avoided at all costs.

People whose signature is John Smith, phone number are people you want to work with.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (W8PaO)

233 >>>: Powerline can fuck right off. Those guys couldn't take even light criticism of Paul Mirengoff -- who essentially constantly trolled his audience.
Posted by: Revenant at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (//ATM)

========

Sometimes I like to go there and read the comments ripping on Paul. That and the week in pictures.

Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (o9apC)

234 According to this latest from a Mr. Sponge in The Office Of The President Elect, I will be addressed as Doctor Eromero. Dang, I feel like Scarecrow!

Posted by: Doctor Eromero at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (8bJHg)

235 May I suggest, for the StyleBook?

DOCTOR First Hussy?

As its clear she and Joe LIED point blank about how they met to the press.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (oHd/0)

236 I'm sensing a theme in today's posts. A lolgf msm theme.

Posted by: Doctor Hands, EABO.D at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (786Ro)

237 It's also worth fighting because it's royalty demanding you respect their phony titles.

The US was founded coz we're not having that shit.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (/NW/O)

238 Tami, Zod, Bander, Zombie, JS .... lots of folks don't seem to be around much anymore.
Posted by: old chick at December 22, 2020 03:27 PM (
------
I hope they are well and that they know they are missed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (IDhUW)

239 And the owners of Fox will say, oh well, we're losing the demographic that advertisers don't care about.
However, they are not replacing them with people who agonize about the racism of a Peleton bike.

Posted by: President-Elect pj at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (qlTN9)

240 I insist being called Dr. King.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (9hauA)


You'll be sued by the Dr. Martin Luthor King franchise.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (tjClK)

241 222
I insist being called Dr. King.

==================
Wouldn't that be Dr. King-Elect?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (qT++m)

242 C's get degrees!
Posted by: Bi den at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (iAxvc)
++++++++++++
"D" stands for "Diploma."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (hYcqw)

243 222 I insist being called Dr. King.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (9hauA)

*squints*

And here I thought you were an 'ette, uh sir? (jk)

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (Zm+LZ)

244 238 Tami, Zod, Bander, Zombie, JS .... lots of folks don't seem to be around much anymore.
Posted by: old chick at December 22, 2020 03:27 PM (
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I hope they are well and that they know they are missed.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (IDhUW)

Perhaps they are busy with Christmas.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (EbSTN)

245 And I think Kissinger is only called "doctor" because he was so short and without the "doctor", you wouldn't take him seriously.

Posted by: SMOD at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (3aI0K)

246 Remember ol bear claw demanding he be called by his rank?

His shit stunk also

Oh shit. Just heard slojoe announcing he will need more payouts next year
Fukme2tears

Posted by: CarpetheadLarRo at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (+ITg4)

247 Mock me if you dare, but my next house call may be to your little missus while you're bringing home the bacon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (WOYcU)

248 At the end of the day we will find out it was never about restoring norms. The lists are probably a good hint.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy

--->
what was it about trump?

was this normal democrat "all republican presidents are na77is" bullshit?

was it the chardonnay moms being reminded they're in the first wives club while trump is a 3rd wives club guy?

was it the mexican thing?

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:35 PM (qlfUb)

249 245 And I think Kissinger is only called "doctor" because he was so short and without the "doctor", you wouldn't take him seriously.
Posted by: SMOD at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (3aI0K)

That, and the Harvard Ph.D.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:35 PM (EbSTN)

250 227
>>PAB with the pony-tail. What I wouldn't do to her.

She has an identical twin sister, too. Woof..



Posted by: fly at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (c1sSU)

GTFO!

Posted by: flounder at December 22, 2020 03:35 PM (KnJdm)

251 According to this latest from a Mr. Sponge in The Office Of The President Elect, I will be addressed as Doctor Eromero. Dang, I feel like Scarecrow!
Posted by: Doctor Eromero at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (8bJHg)


You just need Mrs. King!

Doc.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:35 PM (tjClK)

252 Chrissy Walrus can fuck right off. His voice sounds like an elf with a spoon in his mouth. Or something else.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2020 03:35 PM (BC/HA)

253 Used to hear these stories about this guy who claimed to have two Masters degrees, when in fact he was lucky to get thru high school.

Posted by: SMOD at December 22, 2020 03:35 PM (3aI0K)

254 can we all be doctors?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYZFSqZbXvY

Posted by: ace at December 22, 2020 03:35 PM (sn8uQ)

255 right...what is Fox News purpose?

if it's not ratings, then wha?

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:35 PM (qlfUb)

256 Which title is a greater work of bullshit:

Dr. Biden or President Biden

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (Y/FsB)

257 I have a MASTER'S degree. Tremble before me!!

Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (yKPAy)

258 OK, I relent.


Dr. Bimbo it is.

Posted by: flounder at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (KnJdm)

259 I think that most of the STEM PhDs (even Ivy League) who work for me are borderline retarded. I would never call them doctor except to mock them and their degree. Yet I am supposed to call some dumb fuck EdD a doctor? Hahahahahaha!

Posted by: GM at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (1AmUr)

260 196 I've read philosophy dissertations that are just infused with misspellings and bad grammar. They frustrate me, but as long as I can glean the points and arguments being made -- and as long as those points and arguments evince intelligence -- then I don't really have a problem with it. I know people who can't spell to save their lives but are very intelligent. So I'd want to know whether the content of Jill Biden's dissertation is a nothing burger before I pass judgment.
Posted by: Jim S. at December 22, 2020 03:29 PM (ynUnH)


That used to be true back in the day, but now, with spell-check? There's no excuse for mispellings. Homonyms ("there/their" etc.) and misuse of actual words ("polo bear"), OK, because spell-check won't catch those.

It would be nice if the examiners actually read the dissertation, though, because they should catch such mistakes and insist they can corrected.

Inference: the examiners didn't read the dissertation. (Or are idiots themselves.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

261 Dr. Doom, Dr. Octopus, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Dre... all more worthy of the title Doctor.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (H3MF8)

262 Those people are beyond ridiculous. None of them ever matured beyond their junior year in high school.

Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (o2MD2)

263 The good and smart ones will move to newsmax. Fox fd itself. Murdoch jr. slit the golden gooses neck. I hope he loses his trust fund too.

Posted by: Smileynn at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (3w9Fm)

264 This came up on the Twats and I think the Horde will appreciate it:

https://youtu.be/FJdzoY-Wsc8

Larry Miller and the 5 levels of drinking.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (GbPPJ)

265 232
You can tell a lot about someone by their email signature. People who
list all their credentials whether legit (MBA, MA, PhD) or bullshit (
six sigma certification) are to be avoided at all costs.



People whose signature is John Smith, phone number are people you want to work with.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (W8PaO)

Wut?

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Honorable Deplorable Ian Galt, Ph.D, MD, BS, at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (ufFY8)

266 According to this latest from a Mr. Sponge in The Office Of The President Elect, I will be addressed as Doctor Eromero. Dang, I feel like Scarecrow!
Posted by: Doctor Eromero at December 22, 2020 03:33 PM (8bJHg)

--------------

What's up, Doc?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (WEBkv)

267 Ace has a J.D., I think.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (EbSTN)

268 Mark my words, insecure upper middle class women are going to sign up for easy EdD's in droves for the same reason they want a Fendi bag.

No reason people who work for a living should support that.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (/NW/O)

269 Chris Wallace should try to score the first big national news interview with Ellen "Elliot" Page, and introduce it to the new FNC audience. That show would touch all the bases.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (qT++m)

270 This is why I'm optimistic about the ultimate fall of the tech gurus. Nothing lasts forever, and once one crack forms in their armor, it can come apart quickly.

The great thing about tech is that, if you're willing to make a few short-term sacrifices, you can recreate your current ecosystem without enriching most of them.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 22, 2020 03:26 PM (6xA3t)

If big tech was decisive, much less invincible, Trumo would have lost votes. The Dems know their campaign was incompetent, which is why so many are in a state of depression. And why they look down on grabbly types like Kristol and Frum, who believe they actually accomplished something.

Posted by: trev006 at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (ixkLL)

271 I have a PhD in midget porn. Does that count?

Posted by: Dr. Screwlittle at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (c1sSU)

272 I miss Tami and the others, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (bDqIh)

273 258 OK, I relent.


Dr. Bimbo it is.
Posted by: flounder at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (KnJdm)

Soon to be Doctor FIRST Bimbo!

/throws up

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (oHd/0)

274 Doctor J was a cool nickname

then sports announcers started to overuse the doctor nickname and ruined it.

Posted by: rozel at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (EJ2Rs)

275 Go back further, say to the early 60s, and he's running what would have then been a somewhat common Democrat platform minus the racism.

Trump making inroads with blacks made him a marked man. Instead of making token appearances in front of the NAACP fossils like Right On Mutt Rombley, he spoke to real live AAs as the Uniparty looked on in horrified disbelief.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (y7DUB)

276 I have multiple graduate degrees. I get call Asshole.
As in "Hey asshole! Get your butt over here now! We gotta finish this proposal."

Sigh.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (axyOa)

277 the evolution of Dr. Jill "I'm A doctor" Biden, the doctor...for me...has been funny.

first, I assumed she was a doctor in nursing, something bizarre.

second, I thought, oh a PhD in education.

then you find out it's an EdD. which is not a doctrate.

Jill and Joe's Meatsuit are perfect for each other because they're both sad losers driven by their egos to inflate their academic credentials.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (qlfUb)

278 Jill Biden is a Doctor in the same way Dick Blumenthal is a war hero.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (kTF2Z)

279 /nic update

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (WEBkv)

280 ==================
Wouldn't that be Dr. King-Elect?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (qT++m)

Pay attention to my name, impertinent subjects!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (9hauA)

281 [Which title is a greater work of bullshit:

Dr. Biden or President Biden
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (Y/FsB)


President, by far.

There's NO WAY that corrupt fucker should be ANYWHERE NEAR the White House.

#WASTF

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (tjClK)

282 261
Dr. Doom, Dr. Octopus, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Dre... all more worthy of the title Doctor.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (H3MF
What about me?

Posted by: The Master, nemesis of Dr. Who at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (ufFY8)

283 Here's a hint: her "research" subjects consisted of two community college students. Yes, two.
--------------------
So one kid was white and the other was half white and half Chinese??

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (UDapT)

284 242 C's get degrees!
Posted by: Bi den at December 22, 2020 03:32 PM (iAxvc)
++++++++++++
"D" stands for "Diploma."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (hYcqw)


M.D. = money doctor
Ph.D. = phony doctor

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

285 I mean, my title. You are all still impertinent.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (9hauA)

286 Nick update.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (tjClK)

287 What y'all talkin' about?

Posted by: Julius Erving at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (PiwSw)

288 She's an AMAZING doctor you bastards!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (buTO7)

289 262 Those people are beyond ridiculous. None of them ever matured beyond their junior year in high school.
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (o2MD2)
===

So why do we let them tell us what to do?

Posted by: Augustine at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (BDZWU)

290 But, she did sing 'put the lime in the coconut'.

So, Doctor!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (oHd/0)

291 Here's a hint: her "research" subjects consisted of two community college students. Yes, two.

So ... N =2.

I take it she didn't any statistical analysis on this data set.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

292 Ace has a J.D., I think.
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (EbSTN)
------------

Juvenile Delinquent?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:39 PM (WEBkv)

293 didn't DO any

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

294 Heh. Dr. Birx is retiring admist the fallout from her not enjoyable nor planned Thanksgiving house wintering event.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 22, 2020 03:39 PM (l1C8z)

295 Biden himself made fun of her for wanting to be called doctor...

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2020 03:39 PM (wgghp)

296 I have a MASTER'S degree. Tremble before me!!
Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (yKPAy)


You really ought to use "MISTRESS NaughtyPine". Gender agreement, and all that.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 03:39 PM (t+qrx)

297 RN takes an 18 month online correspondence course in health policy administration "I'm a doctor now!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2020 03:39 PM (dNzKv)

298 Ph.D. = phony doctor
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

Hey, you know we worked hard for it!

Yet we share the same degree with gender studies geniuses. Sigh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 03:39 PM (9hauA)

299 282 261
Dr. Doom, Dr. Octopus, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Dre... all more worthy of the title Doctor.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (H3MF
What about me?

Posted by: The Master, nemesis of Dr. Who at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (ufFY

/raises an eyebrow quizzically.

Posted by: Dr. Moriarity at December 22, 2020 03:40 PM (oHd/0)

300 Enjoying this.

Posted by: Doctor Phil at December 22, 2020 03:40 PM (9KfYY)

301 Hi Everybody!

Posted by: Dr. Nick at December 22, 2020 03:40 PM (PiwSw)

302 260 It would be nice if the examiners actually read the dissertation, though, because they should catch such mistakes and insist they can corrected.

Inference: the examiners didn't read the dissertation. (Or are idiots themselves.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

Have you read it? It's absurd. It's 80 pages long, before appendices and references. It's sophomoric.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:40 PM (EbSTN)

303 Did someone call?

Posted by: Doctor Love at December 22, 2020 03:40 PM (Ex7Xs)

304 So one kid was white and the other was half white and half Chinese??
_____________

Yep, by Biden math, 50% of her research subjects were white, 50% were hispanic, and the rest were Asians or Pakistanis, who probably worked at the 7-11.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (k4dH2)

305 At least DOCTOR Amy Bishop actually had a Ph.D.

Batshit crazy, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

306 I have bachelor's degree. And -- wait for -- I am a bachelor. Minds blown?

Posted by: Doctor Hands, EABO.D at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (786Ro)

307 Doctor Pimple Popper > Doctor Jill Biden

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

308 And, just a reminder that Kamala failed the CA Bar. Quite possibly the easiest exam I had to take since I graduated from preschool.

Posted by: GM at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (1AmUr)

309 300
Enjoying this.

Posted by: Doctor Phil at December 22, 2020 03:40 PM (9KfYY)

I believe you used to be the "poop doctor' on Oprah back in the day, you creepy fvck.
Or was that Dr. Oz?



Posted by: Dr. Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (ufFY8)

310 She'll always be Dr Cecil Unitas Nelly Tillman to me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (7moj5)

311 Yet we share the same degree with gender studies geniuses. Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 03:39 PM (9hauA)
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I think you misspelled "idiots" at the end of that one sentence.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (WEBkv)

312 I take it she didn't any statistical analysis on this data set.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

In college I disliked Statistics and didn't get it. Then in engineering school, especially in the field of quality control, it came to me that statistics, done correctly was pretty damn useful.

Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (o2MD2)

313 Why not.

Posted by: Dr. Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (fIHXk)

314 292
Ace has a J.D., I think.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (EbSTN)

------------



Juvenile Delinquent?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:39 PM (WEBkv)

Doctor of Jerking.

Posted by: flounder at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (KnJdm)

315 If I was Tucker Carlson I would be taking hostages in the FNC building by now. He had a HUGE audience that is shrinking rapidly because of those dipshit Aussie idiots and twatty little fucks like Chris Wallace.

Fuck em. Emily Compagno and Katie Pavlich have instagram pages, right? I just look at those instead of Fox news.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (tRd71)

316 Pay attention to my name, impertinent subjects!

==============
Chique, oops! Dr. King, I'm sorry!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (qT++m)

317 What most people don't know is, his wife, Sharon Tate, was made to perform on camera, with all sorts of men, while Roman directed.

Allegedly there were many tapes... or films or whatever, in the death house where Sharon and others were killed, and among other courtesies performed by the LAPD, they let Polanski remove them all.

After all he was a grieving widower.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 03:28 PM (oQ94s)

Sharon Tate was gorgeous. Polanski was a creep so I shouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 03:31 PM (y7DUB)


I'm being too gentle with my language. Polanski was violently abusive toward her, and forcing her to perform sex acts on other men was a form of slavery.

But there's Hollowood, claiming we just don't understand, that things were different back then, and/or he's European, so that makes it ok.

I don't believe his defenders don't know what a monster he was/is, and yet they can bark like seals about standing up for women, while giving this guy a standing ovation.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (oQ94s)

318 232 You can tell a lot about someone by their email signature. People who list all their credentials whether legit (MBA, MA, PhD) or bullshit ( six sigma certification) are to be avoided at all costs.
Posted by: Asshoes
__________

Personnel, I mean Human Resources, I mean Talent Acquisition people are the absolute worst. Five or six different acronyms after their names. Every last one of them.

Posted by: Furious George, SCM, Rt.W, HYwR, XYz, WTF, HOA at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (9vQJW)

319 This feels right.

Posted by: Dr Funkenstein, Professor Emeritus of Movin' Yo Ass at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (sn8uQ)

320 307
Doctor Pimple Popper > Doctor Jill Biden

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

Dr. Pimple Popper is a very hawt One.

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (ufFY8)

321 Yep, by Biden math, 50% of her research subjects were white, 50% were hispanic, and the rest were Asians or Pakistanis, who probably worked at the 7-11.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (k4dH2)


Did you see this stimulus turd of a bill allocates millions of dollars to bloody Pakistan to study/promote gender equality there? WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

322 We need more honorifics. A lot more. For Chris Wallace, I propose "Dicknose."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (sWM8x)

323 Jill and Joe's Meatsuit are perfect for each other because they're both sad losers driven by their egos to inflate their academic credentials.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (qlfUb)


Biden's long career of non accomplishments other than being an obvious retard is the biggest indictment of the GOP I can think of.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (y7DUB)

324 Enjoying this.

Posted by: Doctor Phil at December 22, 2020 03:40 PM (9KfYY)



And how's that working out for you?

Posted by: Doctor Hands, EABO.D at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (786Ro)

325 Could Michelle Obama's senior thesis and this idiot's "dissertation" be published together, one volume? Imagine the degraded hilarity.

And note that the products of the education system they and their ilk have created will produce even *more* idiotic, illiterate crap. While the parents meekly went along.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (OTzUX)

326
Call her "Doctor"? Nah, brah.

Mrs. Biden, period.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (pNxlR)

327 Nick update.

Posted by: PhlounDer at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (KnJdm)

328 277 the evolution of Dr. Jill "I'm A doctor" Biden, the doctor...for me...has been funny.

first, I assumed she was a doctor in nursing, something bizarre.

second, I thought, oh a PhD in education.

then you find out it's an EdD. which is not a doctrate.

Jill and Joe's Meatsuit are perfect for each other because they're both sad losers driven by their egos to inflate their academic credentials.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (qlfUb)

And it's not a dissertation. It's a position paper.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (EbSTN)

329 I have bachelor's degree. And -- wait for -- I am a bachelor. Minds blown?
Posted by: Doctor Hands, EABO.D at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (786Ro)


I'm just a gifted autodidact, I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (t+qrx)

330 right...what is Fox News purpose?
.......

Commercials.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

331 I think Chris Wallace is looking forward to claiming that all journalism majors should be titled "Doctor of Truth."

Posted by: Dr Funkenstein, Professor Emeritus of Movin' Yo Ass at December 22, 2020 03:43 PM (sn8uQ)

332 This is what the MSM has become: accusing people who omit 'Dr.' or mispronounce Kamala of something

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 22, 2020 03:43 PM (oAY8z)

333 More honorifics.

Chancre Mechanic.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 03:43 PM (axyOa)

334 Castlereagh was a fat fvck cocksvcker killer traitor to Ireland would met his end slitting his own throat

Kissinger would do well to meet the same end.

Posted by: torabora at December 22, 2020 03:43 PM (iAxvc)

335 >>>And it's not a dissertation. It's a position paper.


EXECUTIVE position paper, Doctor!

Posted by: Dr Funkenstein, Professor Emeritus of Movin' Yo Ass at December 22, 2020 03:43 PM (sn8uQ)

336 Doctor Pimple Popper > Doctor Jill Biden

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

Dr. Pimple Popper is a very hawt One.

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (ufFY



Can she pop Tater Stelter? I think sour cream and chives would ooze out.

Posted by: Doctor Hands, EABO.D at December 22, 2020 03:43 PM (786Ro)

337 284
M.D. = money doctor
Ph.D. = phony doctor
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

Ph.D. = Piled higher and deeper

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:43 PM (EbSTN)

338 276 I have multiple graduate degrees. I get call Asshole.
As in "Hey asshole! Get your butt over here now! We gotta finish this proposal."

Sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (axyOa)


I have one and I'm sitting here reading comments because the alternative is to go back to filling out my liability insurance renewal.

Sigh squared.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 22, 2020 03:43 PM (MTjzW)

339 Ace has a J.D., I think.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:37 PM (EbSTN)

------------



DDS. Doctor of Destroying Shelves

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2020 03:44 PM (dNzKv)

340 Did you see this stimulus turd of a bill allocates millions of dollars to bloody Pakistan to study/promote gender equality there? WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (YqDXo)
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More than likely, there's a foundation the money is funneled through, in other words, money laundered back to the DNC.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:44 PM (WEBkv)

341 right...what is Fox News purpose?
.......

Commercials.
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 03:43 PM (v0R5T)


***

Sell pillows.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 03:44 PM (axyOa)

342 Did you see this stimulus turd of a bill allocates millions of dollars to bloody Pakistan to study/promote gender equality there? WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

So, big sell of the Stimulus bill is $600 per person.

Lets see.... $600 x 300 Million (not all of whom get the money) is $180 Billion.

Yet, the Bill is for almost $1 TRILLION Dollars.

Pork Pork Pork... I hope Trump Vetoes the damn thing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2020 03:44 PM (oHd/0)

343 >>>DDS. Doctor of Destroying Shelves


i've got a master in shelf engineering, brah

Posted by: Dr Funkenstein, Professor Emeritus of Movin' Yo Ass at December 22, 2020 03:44 PM (sn8uQ)

344 #330

Maxipad commercials

Posted by: torabora at December 22, 2020 03:44 PM (iAxvc)

345 308 And, just a reminder that Kamala failed the CA Bar. Quite possibly the easiest exam I had to take since I graduated from preschool.
Posted by: GM
________

She had to keep up with DistHillary and Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle. What is it with all these strong, brilliant women flunking bar exams?

Posted by: Furious George at December 22, 2020 03:44 PM (9vQJW)

346 Obligatory:
Dr. Music
https://youtu.be/49z9OgmWKm0

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2020 03:44 PM (ufFY8)

347 308 And, just a reminder that Kamala failed the CA Bar. Quite possibly the easiest exam I had to take since I graduated from preschool.
Posted by: GM at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (1AmUr)


Really? I thought the CA bar was supposed to be particularly demanding because historically you used to be able to practice law in CA if you passed it, whether or not you went to law school.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

348
A typical day for "Doctor" Jill Biden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITMG6jzNts4

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 03:45 PM (EGyGV)

349 Just shows that everything in the Biden world is a bald faced lie.

EVERYTHING.

How the fuck did we get HERE?!??

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:45 PM (tjClK)

350 Tucker is friends with Hunter and has several hundred mil dollars. who knows, this recent broadcast personality may have been a front.

++++ oh wow, holy fuck. Instapundit has Pelosi's meltdown on Wofl blizters

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 03:45 PM (qlfUb)

351 331
I think Chris Wallace is looking forward to claiming that all journalism majors should be titled "Doctor of Truth."

Posted by: Dr Funkenstein, Professor Emeritus of Movin' Yo Ass at December 22, 2020 03:43 PM (sn8uQ)

Doctor of Propaganda.

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah of Rock-n- Rolla at December 22, 2020 03:45 PM (KnJdm)

352 STUDENT RETENTION AT THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE: MEETING STUDENTS' NEEDS

by
Jill Jacobs-Biden

A dissertation/executive position paper submitted to the Faculty of the University of Delaware in partial fulfillment of the requirements for the degree of Doctor of Education with a major in Educational Leadership.

Fall 2006

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:45 PM (EbSTN)

353 Hi Everybody!

Posted by: Dr. Nick at December 22, 2020 03:40 PM (PiwSw)
---------------------Thread winner!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (UDapT)

354 I have never insisted on being called Dr. anywhere. Including in professional settings. When I interview people I tell them to call me by my first name.

Insisting on it seems like insecurity to me.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (9hauA)

355 Who was the Senate See You Next Tuesday who demanded that people call her Senator?

Seems to be a think with lefty women.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (7moj5)

356 296 I have a MASTER'S degree. Tremble before me!!
Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (yKPAy)

You really ought to use "MISTRESS NaughtyPine". Gender agreement, and all that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 03:39 PM (t+qrx)

Will I still be able to use human beings as stepstools?

Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (yKPAy)

357 Neither that idiot or her husband would have been allowed into a room with Kissinger and his colleagues when he was a leading nuclear strategy theorist.

The degradation of the country is about complete now.

Having long since isolated from "news" and pop culture, I don't see what the next steps might be, but something has to give. This election is the end of my regard or respect of any kind for the country in which I happen to be located.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (OTzUX)

358 Kentucky For Christmas

Japan's Christmas KFC tradition began in 1974, when the company launched a new holiday marketing campaign. It's thought that it was inspired by the Western Christmas tradition of a turkey dinner. Back then and still today, turkey is virtually impossible to find in Japan. So when Japan's foreign Christian population couldn't get their hands on any come December, they settled on the familiar fried chicken brand instead - the next best thing to turkey. Japan's KFC marketing team saw this as an ideal opportunity to launch a Christmas campaign targeted at locals and foreigners alike, and the slogan "kurisumasu ni wa kentakkii!" or "Kentucky for Christmas!"was born.

Posted by: SMOD at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (3aI0K)

359 I've been snickering all day long at Mis Hum's sidebar post of Chris Christie talking up a presidential run. Speaking of fake people, that thing right there is a big fat example "A".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (qT++m)

360 EVERYTHING.

How the fuck did we get HERE?!??
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:45 PM (tjClK)
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No idea, but, if you send us more money, we'll make sure to get right on that issue.

Posted by: GOP fundraising letter at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (WEBkv)

361 Will I still be able to use human beings as stepstools?
Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (yKPAy)


More than that, I imagine.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (t+qrx)

362 And it's not a dissertation. It's a position paper.


Kinda like the Kama Sutra, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

363 I'll just stick with calling her Dr. Homewrecker.

Posted by: fly at December 22, 2020 03:47 PM (c1sSU)

364 I take it she didn't any statistical analysis on this data set.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

In college I disliked Statistics and didn't get it. Then in engineering school, especially in the field of quality control, it came to me that statistics, done correctly was pretty damn useful.
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (o2MD2)


I'm convinced, for those of us who don't USE statistics all that much, the manner in which we are taught makes all the difference in the world.

I had one perfesser who was brilliant. A real genius, but couldn't really relate to us common folk. So the stats stuff was difficult to grasp, and painful to deal with.

Had another prof, who was a Chinese immigrant, of all things, and she was amazingly clear in teaching this stuff. What I learned from her, in the first day of class, was basically more than I'd learned about the concepts around stats in every other class I'd ever taken before.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 03:47 PM (oQ94s)

365 There's a report that Pope Francis will be stepping down before the end of the year:
https://tinyurl.com/ycm4jsq9

Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at December 22, 2020 03:47 PM (UFgOG)

366 Will I still be able to use human beings as stepstools?

Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (yKPAy)

With the appropriate attire and required photo documentation, yes.

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah of Rock-n- Rolla at December 22, 2020 03:47 PM (KnJdm)

367

Will I still be able to use human beings as stepstools?
Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (yKPAy)





Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 03:47 PM (EGyGV)

368 Who was the Senate See You Next Tuesday who demanded that people call her Senator?

Seems to be a think with lefty women.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (7moj5)
--------------

One of my, sigh, former senators, Babs Boxer.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:47 PM (WEBkv)

369 356 296 I have a MASTER'S degree. Tremble before me!!
Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (yKPAy)

You really ought to use "MISTRESS NaughtyPine". Gender agreement, and all that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 03:39 PM (t+qrx)

Will I still be able to use human beings as stepstools?
Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (yKPAy)

Of course! and with the title of Mistress you still get to wear Stiletto Heals as you use them!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 22, 2020 03:48 PM (oHd/0)

370 Neither that idiot or her husband would have been allowed into a room with Kissinger and his colleagues when he was a leading nuclear strategy theorist.

Not true.

They'd have been allowed there just like Obama would have been: with a napkin draped over their forearms.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

371 That's right! Barbara Boxer! Thanks Blake.

She was a real peach.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2020 03:48 PM (7moj5)

372 Will I still be able to use human beings as stepstools?
Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (yKPAy)
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Would these be the bodies you walk on as you climb up on your throne of skulls?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:49 PM (WEBkv)

373 I passed the bar exam. Go ahead! Ask me the ingredients in a rum & Coke. Go ahead!

Posted by: AOC at December 22, 2020 03:49 PM (kTF2Z)

374 365
There's a report that Pope Francis will be stepping down before the end of the year:

https://tinyurl.com/ycm4jsq9

Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at December 22, 2020 03:47 PM (UFgOG)

Five year plan?
Spoken like a true commie.

Posted by: Dr. Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 22, 2020 03:49 PM (ufFY8)

375 Babs Boxer.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:47 PM (WEBkv)

The best thing about Babs Boxer is that you knew there would be not #MeToo claims

Posted by: SMOD at December 22, 2020 03:49 PM (3aI0K)

376 Jim S
If there are misspellings and grammar errors that means no one on their committee actually read it. So I would not take anything too seriously that you read in such a paper. They just signed off saying things like "You know so much more than I do about your study that it won't do you any good to have me attempt to read it!"
Worked every time. Voted Professor of the Year, lol.

Posted by: President-Elect pj at December 22, 2020 03:49 PM (qlTN9)

377 Will I still be able to use human beings as stepstools?
Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (yKPAy)


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Dr. Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 03:49 PM (fIHXk)

378 Hi, Dr Nick!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 03:49 PM (UDapT)

379 Doctor Hook and the Medicine Show

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 03:49 PM (axyOa)

380 Dr jill is dumber than a sack of hammers. As corrupted and evil as her son and 2nd husband. The bidens are a pimple on the ass of America.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (0OmEj)

381 Have great photos of the Christmas ad/"get your reservations in" sign from a KFC in Fukuoka a few Novembers ago.

I hope to spend next year's "holiday" season in Japan, and get up to Hokkaido for some winter sports.

Have been there just after Christmas and for New Year. The amazing pastries and cakes for Christmas were something.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (OTzUX)

382 @MajorPatriot

Memo to @GOP
: if you are whining you only had 6 hours to read 5,593 pages of crap before voting yes on it, you're doing it wrong.

Every single member of Congress needs to be removed.

TERM LIMITS NOW!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (Ex7Xs)

383 365 There's a report that Pope Francis will be stepping down before the end of the year:
https://tinyurl.com/ycm4jsq9
Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz
________

I hope the College of Cardinals selects a Catholic this time around.

Posted by: Furious George at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (9vQJW)

384 365 There's a report that Pope Francis will be stepping down before the end of the year:
https://tinyurl.com/ycm4jsq9
Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at December 22, 2020 03:47 PM (UFgOG)


Finally, some potentially good news. Hey cardinals, next time how about choosing a Catholic as Pope? Just a thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

385 There's a report that Pope Francis will be stepping down before the end of the year:
https://tinyurl.com/ycm4jsq9
Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at December 22, 2020 03:47 PM (UFgOG)

Stepping down? Don't stop, Frankie... you can go deeper. And you will.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (oQ94s)

386 BRIG. GEN. MICHAEL WALSH: Ma'am, at the LACPR . . .

SEN. BARBARA BOXER (D-CA): You know, do me a favor, could you say "senator" instead of "ma'am"?

WALSH: Yes.

BOXER: It's just the thing. I worked so hard to get that title, so I'd appreciate it. Yes, thank you.

WALSH: Yes, Senator.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (EbSTN)

387 >>>Remember ol bear claw demanding he be called by his rank?

His shit stunk also

Posted by: CarpetheadLarRo at December 22, 2020 03:34 PM (+ITg4)

=======

I taught in a HS with a retired full bird colonel. He took shrapnel to the face/head from a hand grenade in Vietnam. The resulting injuries required extensive reconstruction surgery, obviously. When I first met him he introduced himself as Dan, and I never heard him request anyone call him anything other. We still all addresses him as Colonel anyway. Shouldn't be surprised I found out later he was a staunch conservative.

Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (o9apC)

388 GMTA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

389
Hi.... uhhhh, I'm a doctor. Uhhhh, an orthodontist.

I'm gonna have to ask you to take off all your clothes.

Posted by: Doctor IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (EGyGV)

390 due to all my years of studying I feel I should have a doctorate of porn bestowed upon me

Posted by: Dr.Rick in SK at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (FZYNt)

391 TERM LIMITS NOW!




Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (Ex7Xs)

Mandatory carousel, now!

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n- Rolla at December 22, 2020 03:51 PM (KnJdm)

392 My FIL has a PhD in radiation physics and calibrates Gamma knives, MRI machines, CT's, etc. and he never calls himself Dr. except when in the hospital where everyone calls him Dr. He is way more worthy of insisting on being called Dr. but he would never do that.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 22, 2020 03:51 PM (eurcn)

393 373 I passed the bar exam. Go ahead! Ask me the ingredients in a rum & Coke. Go ahead!
Posted by: AOC at December 22, 2020 03:49 PM (kTF2Z)

The bar for limbo dancing.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:51 PM (EbSTN)

394 Has Cat Piss's hairdresser, IIRC, signed off on the papal resignation yet??

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 03:51 PM (UDapT)

395 Hi.... uhhhh, I'm a doctor. Uhhhh, an orthodontist.

I'm gonna have to ask you to take off all your clothes.
Posted by: Doctor IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (EGyGV)
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Uh, what does ornithology have to do with people? I thought orthodontists worked with birds and stuff.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:52 PM (WEBkv)

396 Who was the Senate See You Next Tuesday who demanded that people call her Senator?

Seems to be a think with lefty women.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (7moj5)

I think it was Barbara Boxer

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 22, 2020 03:52 PM (oAY8z)

397 Dr. Howard Dr. Fine. Dr. Howard

Posted by: LTCHAM at December 22, 2020 03:52 PM (lREC9)

398
Mandatory carousel, now!


Being exploded by lasers is one form of term limits.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 03:52 PM (Ex7Xs)

399 There's a report that Pope Francis will be stepping down before the end of the year:
https://tinyurl.com/ycm4jsq9
Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz
________

I hope the College of Cardinals selects a Catholic this time around.
Posted by: Furious George at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (9vQJW)

Finally, some potentially good news. Hey cardinals, next time how about choosing a Catholic as Pope? Just a thought.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

I believe Frankie did to the College of Cardinals, basically the same thing Obama did to military Generals.

Don't expect the vote to go that way.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 03:52 PM (oQ94s)

400 Let's hope it is a counter coup in the Vatican

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2020 03:52 PM (wgghp)

401 Response to that Pope Resigning story

I believe no sources which show me earwax ads

Posted by: SMOD at December 22, 2020 03:53 PM (3aI0K)

402 So you must call a person whatever they think is their gender and title.

I hope Chris wants to be call Asshole or maybe Fck Off.

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 03:53 PM (Cxk7w)

403 BRIG. GEN. MICHAEL WALSH: Ma'am, at the LACPR . . .

SEN. BARBARA BOXER (D-CA): You know, do me a favor, could you say "senator" instead of "ma'am"?

WALSH: Yes.

BOXER: It's just the thing. I worked so hard to get that title, so I'd appreciate it. Yes, thank you.

WALSH: Yes, Senator.
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (EbSTN)


I SOOOOO wanted this to turn into the scene in The Blues Brothers in the Nun's office.......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:53 PM (tjClK)

404 Doctor Who?

Posted by: Doctor What at December 22, 2020 03:07 PM (63Dwl)


Carry On Screaming?

Posted by: Gropin' Joe at December 22, 2020 03:53 PM (IEdZz)

405 I hope the College of Cardinals selects a Catholic this time around.
Posted by: Furious George at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (9vQJW)


***

I hear they got a new point guard and are looking to get to the Sweet Sixteen come March.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 03:53 PM (axyOa)

406 389
Hi.... uhhhh, I'm a doctor. Uhhhh, an orthodontist.

I'm gonna have to ask you to take off all your clothes.
Posted by: Doctor IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (EGyGV

Why?

To avoid catching Covid of course!

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 22, 2020 03:53 PM (Zm+LZ)

407 Doctor One Horse Pony?

Posted by: rozel at December 22, 2020 03:53 PM (EJ2Rs)

408 396 Who was the Senate See You Next Tuesday who demanded that people call her Senator?

Seems to be a think with lefty women.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2020 03:46 PM (7moj5)

I think it was Barbara Boxer
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 22, 2020 03:52 PM (oAY8z)

See 386 for the quotations.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 03:53 PM (EbSTN)

409 If there are misspellings and grammar errors that means no one on their committee actually read it. So I would not take anything too seriously that you read in such a paper.

Exactly. People are busy, and signing off on a dissertation is a low priority task. The committee oftentimes assumes that the PI read the damned thing, and if he's OK with it, so are they.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

410
Hi.... uhhhh, I'm a doctor. Uhhhh, an orthodontist.

I'm gonna have to ask you to take off all your clothes.
Posted by: Doctor IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (EGyGV)
---------------

Uh, what does ornithology have to do with people? I thought orthodontists worked with birds and stuff.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:52 PM (WEBkv)




Brace yourself for some truthiness. Doctors can practice in pretty much any area they want, once they get the sheepskin.

Posted by: Doctor IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 03:54 PM (EGyGV)

411 FOX is CNN lite

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 03:54 PM (Zmnko)

412 EN. BARBARA BOXER (D-CA): You know, do me a favor, could you say "senator" instead of "ma'am"?

I could, but I won't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

413 312
I take it she didn't any statistical analysis on this data set.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:38 PM (YqDXo)



In college I disliked Statistics and didn't get it. Then in
engineering school, especially in the field of quality control, it came
to me that statistics, done correctly was pretty damn useful.

Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (o2MD2)

Analysis of Variation is useful.

Posted by: jim at December 22, 2020 03:54 PM (ynpvh)

414 Fox is to bananas as CNN is to apples

Posted by: Dr.Rick in SK at December 22, 2020 03:54 PM (FZYNt)

415 Chef Dr. Ace of Spades, General Contractor

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 03:54 PM (nakwk)

416 Doctor Lady McBiden

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (5QBw6)

417 Taking a little break. Need one bigly.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (nakwk)

418 Brace yourself for some truthiness. Doctors can practice in pretty much any area they want, once they get the sheepskin.
Posted by: Doctor IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 03:54 PM (EGyGV)


Kinda like Bill Nye, mechanical engineer, now pontificating about ... well ... everything except mechanical engineering?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

419 415 Chef Dr. Ace of Spades, General Contractor
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 03:54 PM (nakwk)

Shelves R Uses

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (5QBw6)

420 Chef Dr. Ace of Spades, General Contractor
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 03:54 PM (nakwk)


President and CEO.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (tjClK)

421 417 Taking a little break. Need one bigly.
Posted by: Insomniac

i heard that

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (FZYNt)

422 In college I disliked Statistics and didn't get it. Then in

engineering school, especially in the field of quality control, it came

to me that statistics, done correctly was pretty damn useful.



Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 03:41 PM (o2MD2)

Analysis of Variation is useful.


Posted by: jim at December 22, 2020 03:54 PM (ynpvh)

It's a useful tool. Sometimes the job is propaganda.

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n- Rolla at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (KnJdm)

423 The problem for Fox is, now that people have seen how liberal they are, they'd have to go hardline right-wing to earn back the lost audience. Tacking back to "corporate mushy middle" isn't going to cut it. They're going to have to show Tucker pitching Geraldo out of a Chinook into the Hudson.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (TRWjL)

424 Dr jill is dumber than a sack of hammers. As
corrupted and evil as her son and 2nd husband.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (0OmEj)

==================
She doesn't have a son. Just like she doesn't have a PhD.


Jeebus.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (qT++m)

425 Is it bad I miss the clinton years?

Rush made me howl regularly. The horde, making fun of billy jeff? during his presidency? holy fuck. makes me laugh just to think about what would be said.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (W2Pud)

426
Full disclosure: I earned a Ph.D. in Chemistry, so original research was involved. While I may be a Doctor, as the punchline says, "... but not one who does anybody any good."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (pNxlR)

427 Huh.

@AntonioSabatoJr


Actor Antonio Sabato Jr. launches pro-America film company to make movies that 'support our country'

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (Ex7Xs)

428 Kinda like Bill Nye, mechanical engineer, now pontificating about ... well ... everything except mechanical engineering?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (YqDXo)
------------

I don't think Nye was even a full PE. (If I understand the term correctly)

Horde?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (WEBkv)

429 At Insty's a link about Pelosi going nuts on CNN. (Didn't watch -- using PITA tablet.)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (UDapT)

430 I can so hit a home run! Now put the ball back on the tee.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (kTF2Z)

431 The thing about people who actually earn titles, they don't demand people call them by such.

It's only the taint sweats who don't earn them who demand people call them by them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (7moj5)

432 Taking a little break. Need one bigly.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (nakwk)


*slides bigly across table*

Go easy, that's strong stuff.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (t+qrx)

433 Huh.

@AntonioSabatoJr


Actor Antonio Sabato Jr. launches pro-America film company to make movies that 'support our country'
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (Ex7Xs)


He'll go nowhere.

And be cancelled.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (tjClK)

434 I don't think Nye was even a full PE. (If I understand the term correctly)

Horde?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (WEBkv)

I could see him running a lap or two. He's pretty skinny.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (nakwk)

435 Would these be the bodies you walk on as you climb up on your throne of skulls?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:49 PM (WEBkv)

I actually saw a throne made of ANTLERS and wood that I would love to have. I justneed to buy a hunting lodge...

Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (yKPAy)

436 @AntonioSabatoJr


Actor Antonio Sabato Jr. launches pro-America film company to make movies that 'support our country'

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (Ex7Xs)

Shut up and take my . . . uh . . . well, produce something first and we will see.

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n- Rolla at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (KnJdm)

437 Wait, wait, wait!

I go away to do some work and when I come back I find rumors that Frankie Fabulous may step down? Hmm...sounds like it just may be St. Lucy holding the football.

And I will address Jill Biden as "Doctor" when she addresses me as "Admiral".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (dfRN6)

438 432 Taking a little break. Need one bigly.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (nakwk)

*slides bigly across table*

Go easy, that's strong stuff.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (t+qrx)

Thanks, barkeep. Open a tab, please.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (nakwk)

439 Such shameful devaluing of an honorific. I shall not stand for it!

Posted by: Doctor V. von D., Latverian Embassy at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (OUMaO)

440 Brace yourself for some truthiness. Doctors can practice in pretty much any area they want, once they get the sheepskin.
Posted by: Doctor IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 03:54 PM (EGyGV)

Yes, but just like an engineer who passes the PE exam can practice in any engineering field, he would be a fool to practice outside his field of expertise, as it would surely come back to bite his ass hard in court when he signs off on a design that kills a bunch of people.

Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (o2MD2)

441 Chris Wallace has the most annoying voice I have ever heard. Elf with a cock in his throat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (BC/HA)

442 Elf with a cock in his throat.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (BC/HA)


Stolen.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 03:58 PM (t+qrx)

443 If there are misspellings and grammar errors that means no one on their committee actually read it. So I would not take anything too seriously that you read in such a paper.
-------------------
Exactly. People are busy, and signing off on a dissertation is a low priority task. The committee oftentimes assumes that the PI read the damned thing, and if he's OK with it, so are they.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 22, 2020 03:53 PM (YqDXo)


In many cases the process of conferring a doctoral degree is roughly equivalent to a frat hazing.

You have the folks already in the club lining up to whack with a paddle, the potential candidate. Then those deemed worthy, once the process is over, they rub salve on their bum and join the rest of the club in the bar for drinks and ritual oral sex.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 03:58 PM (oQ94s)

444 Taking a little break. Need one bigly.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (nakwk)

*slides bigly across table*

Go easy, that's strong stuff.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (t+qrx)

Thanks, barkeep. Open a tab, please.

Posted by: Insomniac


/opens tab

/broswer crashes

Well, crap.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at December 22, 2020 03:58 PM (OUMaO)

445 I don't think Nye was even a full PE. (If I understand the term correctly)

Horde?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (WEBkv)

I could see him running a lap or two. He's pretty skinny.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (nakwk)


I think he could mechanically unhinge his jaw and take on the really big cocks.......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:59 PM (tjClK)

446 I don't think Nye was even a full PE. (If I understand the term correctly)

Horde?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM


***

That dipshit peaked as one of the High Fiving White Guys in a local Seattle comedy show. He wasn't very funny either.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 03:59 PM (axyOa)

447 Speaking of popes, my Dad said the local priest has been sharing excerpts in each church bulletin of popes slamming socialism as the unChristian scheme it is.

Here's a link to his source: https://tinyurl.com/y9mhqwqk

Posted by: MASTER NaughtyPine at December 22, 2020 03:59 PM (yKPAy)

448 Actor Antonio Sabato Jr. launches pro-America film company to make movies that 'support our country'

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 03:56 PM (Ex7Xs)

Shut up and take my . . . uh . . . well, produce something first and we will see.
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n- Rolla at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM

Hey,
Let's at least applaud the effort, OK?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2020 03:59 PM (BC/HA)

449 I think I'll start insisting on being addressed by my degree, too, as a show of respect.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, GED at December 22, 2020 03:59 PM (H3MF8)

450 #429 Sorry. Pelosi meltdown is an old one from Oct. 13th.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 03:59 PM (UDapT)

451 Bret Baier suffered a significant decline of 1,139,000 3.256 million in August to 2.117 million in November.



Good. He's a POS. Baier is on AM 560 almost every Friday morning. Last Friday he was asked by the guest host Shaun Thompson about the voter fraud. Baier hemmed a bit and said, The Trump legal team hasn't provided enough evidence to any court. Thompson then asked him if he really believed that 80 million people voted for Biden. Baier said, There isn't compelling enough reason to not believe that. Thompson should have asked him how he likes his collapsing ratings.




He did throw in Baier's face about the Chinese honeypots who hook up with much older men and said, Rupert Murdoch. Why do you think a woman almost 40 years younger than him married him? Pretty much insinuated that she was a ChiCom to get close a big media guy. Baier said nothing.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 03:59 PM (IEdZz)

452 Elf with a cock in his throat.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (BC/HA)


So, he speaks Danish?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 03:59 PM (tjClK)

453 Thanks, barkeep. Open a tab, please.
Posted by: Insomniac

As a fellow Moron, I'd respectfully suggest you drink stronger stuff than Tab.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 04:00 PM (Rvt88)

454 ho lee fool Nancy be nutz

https://tinyurl.com/y7f47lek

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 22, 2020 04:00 PM (5QBw6)

455 I hope the College of Cardinals selects a Catholic this time around.
Posted by: Furious George at December 22, 2020 03:50 PM (9vQJW)


Joe Biden's available!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 04:00 PM (0QYMt)

456 Hey,

Let's at least applaud the effort, OK?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2020 03:59 PM (BC/HA)

That was my applause.

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n- Rolla at December 22, 2020 04:00 PM (KnJdm)

457 423 The problem for Fox is, now that people have seen how liberal they are, they'd have to go hardline right-wing to earn back the lost audience. Tacking back to "corporate mushy middle" isn't going to cut it. They're going to have to show Tucker pitching Geraldo out of a Chinook into the Hudson.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2020 03:55 PM (TRWjL)

And no one will believe them when/if they do.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 22, 2020 04:00 PM (BB/3K)

458 Elf with a cock in his throat.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2020 03:57 PM (BC/HA)

Whoa. Crazy shit happens on the shelf when the lights are out, I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 04:00 PM (nakwk)

459 ***

That dipshit peaked as one of the High Fiving White Guys in a local Seattle comedy show. He wasn't very funny either.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 03:59 PM (axyOa)


You asked for it......

https://youtu.be/xGWpRxnyeGg

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 04:00 PM (tjClK)

460 I don't believe the Pope really is resigning. Socialists are egoistic know-it-alls who tell themselves they're irreplaceable.

Posted by: SMOD at December 22, 2020 04:01 PM (3aI0K)

461 @382

I demonstrated this morning that you could skim to any random page and find objectionable ridiculous bullshit in the bill.

Or said another way...

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 04:01 PM (5xQgm)

462 I suppose if Mr. Paste Eater is inaugurated, Mrs. Paste Eater will insist on being called Dr. First Lady Jill Biden. Woe betide the peon who does not use that full title and name when speaking to her or referring to her. She should make it easier on everyone and save typing time by telling us to simply call her "Empress."

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2020 04:01 PM (AMIL/)

463 Not really sure what the big deal is here. Not like Jill will be First Lady for long. Joe is under pressure from Hunter and also mentally challenged.

Posted by: Picric at December 22, 2020 04:01 PM (yK8x1)

464 I would make a better Pope than Francis. I have a vague recollection of the Catechism of the Catholic Church, a strong body, a quick mind, a good sword, and a nearly unquenchable desire to slaughter the demonically infested.

Posted by: Sir Not Appearing In This Film at December 22, 2020 04:01 PM (ntg4m)

465 Fox News' Chris Wallace Demands People Call Jill Biden "Doctor,"

OK: "Hey Doctor, make me a sandwich!"

Posted by: Oblivious at December 22, 2020 04:01 PM (Astxw)

466 California assigned another anchor baby for their Senator, why they just didn't go for a illegal and get it over with it I have no idea.
You know they want to

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 04:01 PM (Cxk7w)

467
If there are misspellings and grammar errors that means no one on their committee actually read it. So I would not take anything too seriously that you read in such a paper.

Exactly. People are busy, and signing off on a dissertation is a low priority task. The committee oftentimes assumes that the PI read the damned thing, and if he's OK with it, so are they.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Imagine, if you dare, such neglect and lack of reading in another vaunted system -- that of "peer review". Yeah, for real.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2020 04:02 PM (pNxlR)

468 I'd make a better pope than Francis, and I'm not even Catholic.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 04:02 PM (nakwk)

469 I hope the College of Cardinals selects a Catholic this time around.
Posted by: Furious George

Just skip the Jesuits and I'll be okay.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 22, 2020 04:02 PM (gtatv)

470 423 The problem for Fox is, now that people have seen how liberal they are, they'd have to go hardline right-wing to e

---> it's not about politics, it's about betrayal.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 22, 2020 04:02 PM (qlfUb)

471 NOOD

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 04:03 PM (Zmnko)

472 I suppose if Mr. Paste Eater is inaugurated, Mrs. Paste Eater will insist on being called Dr. First Lady Jill Biden. Woe betide the peon who does not use that full title and name when speaking to her or referring to her.
Posted by: Gref

I pray that one day I will run into Feinstein just to call her "Diane".

Repeatedly.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 04:03 PM (Rvt88)

473 You know who should *never* be called doctor? Someone who got the degree for the sole purpose that they be called doctor.

Honorifics are for people who give a sh*t about the relevant discipline that conveys the honor. Not for shallow insecure little babies that need constant ego boosts.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 22, 2020 04:03 PM (Y6UV7)

474 461
@382



I demonstrated this morning that you could skim to any random page and find objectionable ridiculous bullshit in the bill.



Or said another way...



The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 04:01 PM (5xQgm)

There's over 200 members in the GOP in Congress and a legion of staffers, hangers-on, butt boys, and donors' sex toys in the joint. You mean to tell me that they can't organize an effort to read 30 or so pages and summarize the objections in that amount of time.

It's all BS theater. They have no objections except insofar as it makes them appropriately look useless to the rubes back home.

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n- Rolla at December 22, 2020 04:04 PM (KnJdm)

475 472 I suppose if Mr. Paste Eater is inaugurated, Mrs. Paste Eater will insist on being called Dr. First Lady Jill Biden. Woe betide the peon who does not use that full title and name when speaking to her or referring to her.
Posted by: Gref

I pray that one day I will run into Feinstein just to call her "Diane".

Repeatedly.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 04:03 PM (Rvt8

Call Barbara Boxer "Ma'am" while you're at it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, GED at December 22, 2020 04:04 PM (H3MF8)

476 By the Valar, after all I have accomplished, one time I suck one little dwarf cock...

Posted by: Legolas at December 22, 2020 04:04 PM (l3+k2)

477 454 ho lee fool Nancy be nutz

https://tinyurl.com/y7f47lek
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 22, 2020 04:00 PM (5QBw6)
===

Is this the meltdown she had two months ago or is this a new one?

Posted by: Augustine at December 22, 2020 04:06 PM (BDZWU)

478 I'd like to see Fox News fire Donna B, Chris Wallace, Chris Stirewalt, and Neil Cavuto.

I still wouldn't watch Fox News, but I'd like to see it.

Posted by: Oblivious at December 22, 2020 04:06 PM (Astxw)

479 link to a pdf of Jill Biden's Executive Position Paper:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yacm5toz

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 04:07 PM (EbSTN)

480 She can call herself anything she wants.
And I can do the same.

Next.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 22, 2020 04:07 PM (jWe5r)

481 #477 An old one

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 04:07 PM (UDapT)

482 The reason most normal people don't go by Dr. for these type of degrees is so they don't get confused with the Surgeon General as stupid people are apt to think.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2020 04:08 PM (r+sAi)

483 Regarding Hannity, It's been a mystery to me how he's been able to hang on this long even before the current shitstorm hit. He's got heart, but minimal intellectual firepower. I can't count the number of times I've seen him get his lib guests on the ropes only to completely miss the knockout punch that even a Tilly sister could have delivered.

Posted by: cnation at December 22, 2020 04:09 PM (6kcbp)

484 I don't know what Chris Wallace's problem is--but I'm not going to hang around and watch the jerk while he sorts things out. Fox maybe--on one of their better days---gets maybe half an hour of viewing by me. I'll get 15 minutes of Tucker, and then 15 minutes of Laura Ingraham. The rest of the Fox crew--and especially the two Murdoch sons who've ruined it can go piss up a rope.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 22, 2020 04:11 PM (NVDjf)

485
People here bring up Bill Cosby's Ed.D. in a disparaging manner, just because he turned out to be a show business rapist protected for decades by his fame and money. But credit where credit is due -- unlike Jill Biden's illiterate drivel, the writing in Cosby's document was first rate, because he used professional writers from his TV show.

And the Biden family is at least as perverted as Cosby.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 22, 2020 04:13 PM (UzRh8)

486 hmmm.....see link.

https://mobile.twitter.com/pepesgrandma/
status/1341489825967386626

COVID stimulus bill also neuters the authority of POTUS as it relates to the Insurrection Act.

https://tinyurl.com/yaz7o3z8

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 04:14 PM (ovk6y)

487 Curious as to who watched Cavuto et al on purpose?

Sheesh

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 22, 2020 04:15 PM (uc+oy)

488 Here is the thing about Fox. Will Chris Wallace, Tucker, Hannity or anyone else take the pay cut that will need to happen to stay solvent? I doubt it. Everyone is used to a getting paid X amount. So next Contract renewal will be an all out battle to get what they are making now.

Posted by: Picric at December 22, 2020 04:15 PM (yK8x1)

489 24 Fuck that, fuck them, fuck this, fuck her and fuck Wallace especially.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 03:10 PM (L8ADy)

Well said, Doctor Cargo!

Posted by: Doctor Denny Crane! at December 22, 2020 04:19 PM (uc+oy)

490 Thats Dr Shaq to you racist. Im getting an internet degree and demand the same treatment


https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/7895681/shaquille-oneal-receives-doctoral-degree-education

Posted by: Dr Dempsy at December 22, 2020 04:25 PM (f/e+k)

491 I'd make a better pope than Francis, and I'm not even Catholic.

===============

Just about any American Evangelical would make a better Pope, and I am Catholic!

Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at December 22, 2020 04:30 PM (FQSXE)

492 If you make stupid demands on Fox News and no one is there to hear it, are you still a decrepit old never-was with a puckered face and slappy old-woman titties??

Posted by: jbspry at December 22, 2020 04:31 PM (ATe9j)

493 Why would anyone be required to call Jill Biden doctor?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 04:39 PM (lgiXo)

494 I'm a nobody. Do I need to call her Dr Jill?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 04:40 PM (lgiXo)

495 I've actually got a Ph.D., and I never insist upon it. While I would like it if my students called me "Dr. Asshole" in class, I don't really care if they don't and I don't get bent out of shape about it. And I would never dream of even *mentioning* it in any other context.

You know who insists on being called "Doctor" all the time? People who know they don't have the intellect to back up the the title.

And also, as *anyone* in academia will tell you, Ed.D's are the worst people in the world. They are positively harmful to students.

Posted by: someasshole at December 22, 2020 04:48 PM (g8UuS)

496 I think that most of the STEM PhDs (even Ivy League) who work for me are borderline retarded. I would never call them doctor except to mock them and their degree. Yet I am supposed to call some dumb fuck EdD a doctor? Hahahahahaha!

Posted by: GM at December 22, 2020 03:36 PM (1AmUr)



What, are they inorganic chemists?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 22, 2020 04:56 PM (ZSK0i)

497 Jill Biden is a doctor in the way Chris Wallace is a mother f*****. Neither is literally, but people in each's position are commonly called those corresponding names.

Posted by: Carl at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (QieTZ)

498 They call MLK Dr. King because the asshoes want us to forget he was Rev. King.

Posted by: ogmrobvious at December 22, 2020 07:03 PM (MINFw)

499 Lest we forget, Doctor Amy Bishop.

Posted by: Dr. Darth Randall at December 23, 2020 03:10 AM (4Mx3c)

500 We used to only refer to MLK as "Reverend". They pushed the "Dr." to get away from the religious aspects of his message, and they've been successful- the media only refer to him as "Dr. King" anymore. It's all part of the plan to supplant other titles with the highest title their seminaries can confer- "Doctor".

Posted by: Wysiwyg Mtwzzyzx at December 23, 2020 04:48 AM (IEPtn)

501 She deserves to be called doctor as much as he deserves to be called "journalist" or "newsman."

What makes him so funny is that his old man was, as were many of those who read the news on TV, a gameshow host. And, I have just discovered, his old man hosted "The Big Surprise," after Jack Barry did. You know, Jack Barry, the crooked host of Twenty-One. Wonder if The Big Surprise was crooked, too. Hmm. . .

Posted by: ." at December 23, 2020 12:27 PM (hHwzW)

502 Call her Doctor Duck QUAK QUACK QUACK

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 23, 2020 05:16 PM (FLiOE)

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