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Hello out there.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at September 18, 2020 05:39 PM (Clxcy) 2
Not to change the subject.... but I keep hearing references to this incident with Biden and the Potato farmer in which he goes off on a tangent about energy from chickenshit.
I have tried searching youtube but it's mysteriously missing from there. Can anyone help? Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at September 18, 2020 05:40 PM (Clxcy) 3
"Deep down inside, no matter what political party we support, or what we do for a living, we know what's real. Police brutality, white privilege, racism -- it's all real."
Who is this "we", jackwad? You got a mouse in your pocket? Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 05:40 PM (jbF6h) 4
Burn, woke fucks, burn
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2020 05:41 PM (d1uFV) 5
I quit watching the NFL 3 years ago. They are dead to me.
Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2020 05:41 PM (mewss) 6
So, is that really a Matthew Stafford text? Or did his wife write it? She's quite the activist at times. Posted by: Prime sistah at September 18, 2020 05:41 PM (tQL7r) 7
And yet, commenters still sometimes drop NFL game updates here. At this point, I assume that like cuckoldry, shame is part of the kink of watching the NFL.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - now under self-supervision at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (H5knJ) Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (W2Pud) 9
Lead your football to team to a postseason victory, Stafford. Until then, I cannot take anything you say seriously.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (ch6++) 10
It's not enough, not to watch. Please mock anyone who does.
"It's for people on the third grade level," lands a blow. I mean for anyone who is proud of the bs. Posted by: Gilded at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (BRkq2) 11
Nfl will be pushing the idea that the fans it lost are all deplorable racists and you dont want those people as customers anyway.
Posted by: Asshoes at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (Y6JdE) 12
There's a huge market of fans in China!
Posted by: ShainS at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (9CsGj) 13
If racism and white privilege were real Juan Williams would be cleaning toilets at the bus station.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (ZLI7S) 14
Matthew Stanford, fuckdrip.
Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy...and now, judiciary at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (jV+aN) Posted by: Asshoes at September 18, 2020 05:43 PM (Y6JdE) 16
Sweet, sweet, Justice!!
It's just another sign how the social fabric is tearing - that what can be a nice neutral social event is not a political SJW $##+fest Posted by: Iris at September 18, 2020 05:43 PM (6lKe4) 17
Cities are going to be strapped for cash, after the BO/Biden/Fauci bioweapon.
Sure would be nice to demand that the owners repay the cities for their free stadiums. Posted by: Gilded at September 18, 2020 05:44 PM (BRkq2) 18
"Police brutality, white privilege, racism -- it's all real." Actually, I agree, just not in the way they formulate it. Police brutality exists, but not in any of these BLM cases. And white privilege and racism are front and center of every story about lilly white leftists going into minority communities and mercilessly burning, looting, beating and killing while screaming racist expletives.
So yes, Stafford, it's real, but you miss the mark. There is no I in team, but there is a u in shut the fuck up. Posted by: DPICM at September 18, 2020 05:44 PM (M2VUX) 19
Not to be mean but Matt Stafford looks retarded. Judging from that comment,he is...
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 05:44 PM (HwiWi) 20
Matthew Stanford, future car wash engineer.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 18, 2020 05:44 PM (qk31/) 21
Hey Matthew Stafford,
how about vacating your multi million dollar home and giving it to the next black person you meet. ditto with your cars and your expensive clothing and all your bullshit. Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2020 05:44 PM (W2Pud) 22
Matthew Stafford values surviving the season.
He doesn't toe the line, the O Line will miss a few blocks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 23
Giants slapped the Patriots bitch ass twice, including the Perfect Season. Yes they're annoying, and losers, but that alone buys them a TON of good grace. Not that I give a fuck anymore.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 05:45 PM (uEbPt) 24
id love to see a breakdown of nfl losses by state and compare that to election results. Would be a cool analysis
Posted by: Asshoes at September 18, 2020 05:45 PM (Y6JdE) 25
If you were dumb enough to sign with Detroit, you'd quote the Kool Aid line just enough to survive, too.
Posted by: Fringe at September 18, 2020 05:45 PM (vx54i) 26
Well, then Mr. Stafford. If what you say is true, your participating in the NFL is perpetuating the oppression of your own people. For you to continue to take a paycheck is an insult to black Americans. Quit now. And give all your money to charity. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2020 05:45 PM (s2VJv) 27
I think it's the Steelers where the players were told to put someone's name on their helmets. They did and then found out the person whom they were honoring was involved in a drive by shooting.
Needless to say, the players are not best pleased at all of this, what with the players being put in a position of either doing what the team and the NFL demands or having to answer the soooo about that killer that you are honoring. There are at least cracks appearing in the wall of BLM is awesome. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at September 18, 2020 05:46 PM (GbPPJ) Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at September 18, 2020 05:46 PM (6MoD2) 29
Look dad! A turd wearing a football helmet!!
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2020 05:47 PM (vd8XM) 30
As Rush mused, since viewership and interest has been declining since Capersick's stunning and brave stunt -- he'd like to see a comparison of the numbers from before that till now.
Posted by: ShainS at September 18, 2020 05:47 PM (9CsGj) 31
Fuck em.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 18, 2020 05:47 PM (3P/5p) 32
Well Matty, the man has stuffed plenty of money in your pocket over the years, so start giving it away to slake your false guilt.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2020 05:47 PM (eoQWY) 33
Friday afternoon.
Still no news on the coup plotters coming to justice. I know, I know just wait. Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 05:47 PM (ZfRYq) 34
Player: I signed a guaranteed gazillion dollar contract!
Team: We filed bankruptcy, due to lack of revenue. Here's 10 cents on the dollar, per the bankruptcy court. Have a nice day.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 35
Stafford plays for a team owned by a very white privileged family, the Fords.
He knows they can't do anything to him, salary cap issues and all, even if they were inclined. I look forward to him leading a BLM/Antifa mob in the looting and burning of Ford Field. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (ch6++) 36
If racism and white privilege were real Juan Williams would be
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: SturmToddler at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (+NdM9) 37
Matthew Stafford can kiss my white, patriotic ass.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (I93kF) 38
RI Red is in the house.
The hen house, that is. Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (OVqTz) 39
Geez, finally something light and uplifting. Good on ya, NFL. Hope it fucking hurts like hell.
Posted by: Old Dude at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (LGXGf) 40
Funny - I remember a time when I would have cared about this story. Like just last year.
I'm so disengaged already that this is like reading about the Kazakhstan National Head Polo Team. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (Kpl3J) 41
fixed that for you Jack
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (+NdM9) 42
Turned off those assholes in 2016 and never looked back.
NBA has been off since 2008. MLB and the NHL joined the club this year. Done. D-U-N done. Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (jWe5r) 43
It's real, man. It's all real. Medic! Medic!!!
Posted by: Matthew Stafford at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (EgshT) 44
I can't believe the ratings are as good as they are this year. I would've thought they would have been in the 60 percent drop off in viewership.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (R5lpX) 45
"The league is hoping to double their fees..."
Underpants Gnome Economics: Phase 1: Get Woke! Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (HhXSr) 46
Last year my feelings about the home team was down to; I am happy for them when they win and feel badly for them when they lose. My interest has declined since then.
Posted by: Javems at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (FZsOX) 47
Rush made a really good point last week; to measure how much the NFL has actually lost from wokeness, we need to measure decline-in-ratings from the week before Kaepernick first took a knee ... what was that, 2016, 17 ?
I'm'a guess 30 - 35 % as measured from that datum. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (O7eE8) 48
Not to worry folks! LeBron James is at this very minute composing an angry leftist tweet that will magically solve everything!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 05:49 PM (L2ZTs) 49
ESPN has been in a deep hole for what they paid for the rights to those dogshit games, pro and college. So deep that staff cuts don't change things.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 18, 2020 05:49 PM (y7DUB) 50
Go long on rapist name helmet stickers.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 18, 2020 05:49 PM (3P/5p) 51
34 Player: I signed a guaranteed gazillion dollar contract!
Team: We filed bankruptcy, due to lack of revenue. Here's 10 cents on the dollar, per the bankruptcy court. Have a nice day. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 18, 2020 05:47 PM (WEBkv) I don't think they'd get ten cents on the dollar. I'm not sure they'd get anything other than wages already owed. Posted by: Someguy at September 18, 2020 05:49 PM (Zm+LZ) 52
And no ticket sales. The NFL can diaf. Fuck em.
Posted by: USNtakim at September 18, 2020 05:49 PM (0OmEj) Posted by: A at September 18, 2020 05:50 PM (cmvOH) 54
Thought Ace was taking the weekend off!
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2020 05:50 PM (MVjcR) 55
"The league is hoping to double their fees..."
Underpants Gnome Economics: Phase 1: Get Woke! Phase 2: ? Phase 3: Profit Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (HhXSr) I'm torn - should the NFL get those fees and destroy the Networks, after which the NFL will die or should the Network keep them and destroy the NFL. Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2020 05:50 PM (eoQWY) 56
"Deep down inside, no matter what political party we support, or what we do for a living, we know what's real. Police brutality, white privilege, racism -- it's all real." at_Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, in his own words.
-- Sounds like the kind of statement one reads, after your captors have cut off one of your fingers, and shows you pictures of your daughter walking to and from her school. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 05:50 PM (hku12) 57
racism and white privilege were real Juan Williams would be cleaning toilets at the bus station.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (ZLI7S) That's a job he's most qualified for. The guy is an idiot. Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 18, 2020 05:50 PM (R5lpX) 58
OK, CTE morons, take another couple dozen hits to the noggin every week. As for Stafford, yes, racism is real, and it largely comes from BLM and the woke/Critical Race brigades nowadays. White privilege is apparently the privilege to get castigated and discriminated against because you are white, and police brutality mostly happens to blacks who charge at police with weapons drawn and readied. But other than that, you are spot on, chief! Keep up the winning!!! Posted by: imp at September 18, 2020 05:50 PM (SFOr6) 59
It's not just them though it's EVERY sport, every league. Cutting their own throats
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 05:50 PM (HwiWi) 60
Friday afternoon.
Still no news on the coup plotters coming to justice. I know, I know just wait. Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 05:47 PM (ZfRYq) #TooWeaks Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 05:50 PM (uEbPt) 61
Weasel, Ace has been dippin' into the Red Bull and Val-U-Rite again. Bat post incoming!! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 05:51 PM (L2ZTs) 62
Oh no, not Matt Stafford! But what do Derek Anderson and Andy Dalton and Mark Sanchez think?? We can't afford to have a mediocre QB gap!
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 05:51 PM (FCQR/) Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2020 05:51 PM (yL25O) 64
"Deep down inside, no matter what political party we support, or what we
do for a living, we know what's real. Police brutality, white privilege, racism -- it's all real." at_Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, in his own words. How many hits to the head has that boy taken? Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 05:51 PM (+E3TQ) Posted by: wth at September 18, 2020 05:51 PM (v0R5T) 66
I have yet to hear 1 NFL score, could guess at maybe 4 team's if they won or lost.
But know Steelers almost as a team celebrated a gang banger. Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2020 05:51 PM (OjZpE) Posted by: Prime sistah at September 18, 2020 05:51 PM (tQL7r) 68
How many hits to the head has that boy taken?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 05:51 PM (+E3TQ) ---------- Enough to where he's in survival mode.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 69
Fuck you Stafford. He grew up in one of the most affluent areas in Dallas. He absolutely benefited from a privileged upbringing. Now he wants to attribute that to skin color? He thinks bending the knee will save him from the BLM mob. It won't.
Posted by: Resist we much at September 18, 2020 05:52 PM (sd88P) 70
I'm'a guess 30 - 35 % as measured from that datum.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (O7eE ![]() And they should have been growing 3-5% a year so factor that in too. No business projects flat growth. Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 05:52 PM (uEbPt) 71
61 Weasel, Ace has been dippin' into the Red Bull and Val-U-Rite again. Bat post incoming!! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 05:51 PM (L2ZTs) -------- I sense trickery afoot! Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2020 05:52 PM (MVjcR) 72
Clay Travis just posted an update on NBA playoff ratings. And it ain't good. Meaning it's fantastic. Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2020 05:52 PM (t4gIP) 73
Welp, Matthew Stafford just copped to being a racist, I don't support racists, so Mathew Stafford the racist can fuck right off.
See how this works Princeton? Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2020 05:52 PM (WYjsB) 74
Mark Sanchez think??
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 05:51 PM (FCQR/) ------- Butt fumble for the win! At least, I think it was Sanchez.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 75
Someguy, I used to work at typing up consumer bankruptcy petitions.
I had to type a few where the petitioners owned a business with employees. Every employee was listed as a creditor, and wage claims are considered unsecured debts. Result: all the employees got was a letter stating, your bosses have declared bankruptcy and are therefore unable to pay you anything, the end. (Sure, there were also trustee hearings but they're the very definition of rubber-stamping.) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 05:52 PM (L2ZTs) 76
It's not enough, not to watch. Please mock anyone who does.
Go ahead and mock, sweetcheeks. There is a pervasive sense of jihad among people urging others to not do a thing which they themselves don't like. I'm not a real sportsball fan. I watch some games and I enjoy them. The BLM crap makes me marginally less enthused about watching, but if I still watch it's none of your fucking business. I'm all about amusing myself and not being bossed around by internet winos. The decision will be decided by the aggregate and you don't get an opinion on my Sunday afternoons. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2020 05:52 PM (q2K0j) 77
racism and white privilege were real Juan Williams would be cleaning toilets at the bus station.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (ZLI7S) That's a job he's most qualified for. The guy is an idiot. Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 18, 2020 05:50 PM (R5lpX) ........ He could sit in the stands at MLB games next to the cardboard cutouts. Maybe get a foul ball between the eyes. Posted by: wth at September 18, 2020 05:53 PM (v0R5T) 78
Better pay attention to Matthew Stafford! He's the mediocre QB of one of the worst teams in the NFL!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 18, 2020 05:53 PM (ZeCnR) 79
Shouldn't Stafford give his job to a black QB? I mean, what's the worst that could happen - the Lions can't make a negative amount of playoff appearances, last I checked. How about Cardale Jones? He looked decent in the XFL.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 05:53 PM (FCQR/) 80
Mark Sanchez think??
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 05:51 PM (FCQR/) ------- Butt fumble for the win! At least, I think it was Sanchez. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 18, 2020 05:52 PM (WEBkv) Yes, Sanchez was the butt fumble. Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2020 05:53 PM (eoQWY) 81
And no ticket sales. The NFL can diaf. Fuck em.
Posted by: USNtakim at September 18, 2020 05:49 PM (0OmEj) How are sales going at Stan Kronky's LA Mausoleum? I'm hoping in a few years, someone finds the plaque from the cornerstone of the place, lying in the sand, which reads "I am Stan Kronky, look upon these works and despair...." Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 05:53 PM (hku12) 82
So you would take his bullshit seriously if he won more games?
Posted by: Asshoes at September 18, 2020 05:43 PM (Y6JdE) ---------------- Hell no. Since he isn't even capable of doing his job, his opinions on anything off the field are even more putrid. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 18, 2020 05:53 PM (ch6++) Posted by: SouthernDiva at September 18, 2020 05:53 PM (g1wdt) 84
Player: I signed a guaranteed gazillion dollar contract!
Team: We filed bankruptcy, due to lack of revenue. Here's 10 cents on the dollar, per the bankruptcy court. Have a nice day. Team: Oh yeah the bankruptcy court took all the furniture so you will have to kneel to sign this receipt. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (3P/5p) 85
Doesn't NFL have an exemption from American anti-trust laws?
If so, time for that to end, as well as every single tax break they and the players have ever had. Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (L2ZTs) 86
I liked the days in the NFL when what's his name got fined for getting the side of his head shaved and dyed different colors.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (yL25O) 87
NFL is using inflated TV numbers and even that doesn't work.
They're now counting viewers outside the home (bars and restaurants) and getting the TV windfall of diehard season ticket holders who aren't allowed to attend the games so have to watch on TV. Even this viewer inflation doesn't work. Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (L9P9s) 88
"Deep down inside, no matter what political party we support, or what we do for a living, we know what's real. Police brutality, white privilege, racism -- it's all real." at_Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, in his own words.
"So, now having said that, can I count on black members of the offensive line to please please please block for me?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (Rox1Z) 89
I'm in a pick 'em pool that we've been doing for at least 30 years. I didn't watch the game last night and I don't even recall who I picked.
My kids are adults with kids. They never watch the NFL but are big on baseball and college f'ball. No NBA or NHL anywhere in our family. meh Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (RusNE) 90
RI Red was a Patriots fan. In the Steve Grogan days.
RI Red now does not give an aviating fornication about all professional sports. Except women's beach volleyball. Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (OVqTz) 91
"Deep down inside, no matter what political party we support, or what we do for a living, we know what's real. Police brutality, white privilege, racism -- it's all real." at_Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, in his own words. -- We talked about it earlier in the week, but one team last weekend (Steelers?) voted to put the name of a 17 year old who was shot by police after committing a drive by. Antwon somebody. Witnesses to his attempted murder, gunpowder residue on his hands after his murder attempt, and his just-fired pistol under the seat in the car he fled when pulled over after trying to murder people. The cops were acquitted on all charges in 4 days, with blacks on the jury. 100% criminal. 100% horrible, worthless piece of sh*t criminal. And they celebrated him. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (NKuIh) 92
so now the Social Dilemma is claiming the Russians manipulated 2016 by buying FB ads for a "nefarious purpose"
The first 2/3 of the movie are still really good, still think everyone should watch Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (nUhF0) 93
I love watching football, but when players put the name of a known rapist and felon on their helmets, as BB King once so famously said, "the Thrill is Gone." Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (sy5kK) 94
In fairness stafford is doing what any guy would do, trying not to get surprise anal ganag bang in the locker room, he just wants to stay with regular anal gang bang in the locker room.
Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (vwLr1) Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (ftOdB) 96
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Well, then Mr. Stafford. If what you say is true, your participating in the NFL is perpetuating the oppression of your own people. For you to continue to take a paycheck is an insult to black Americans. Quit now. And give all your money to charity. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2020 05:45 PM (s2VJv) ------------------------------------- His display of white privilege is truly outrageous in that he presumes, as QB, to lead an offense of mostly black players. Seriously. And BTW, is the Detroit coach black? If not --- and I think not --- why is Stafford perpetuating white supremacy? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (M/9m0) 97
The...the...the...oh hell whatsitcalled...I have a fruit jar collection. Full of buttons I've found. Big brass army buttons, Spanish Indian war types. So, you think you know something but you don't. All you know is chickenshit, ma'am. Look, wurlitzer turtles bring it and I'll be damned if Don Knotts wasn't the best Darren McGavin on Columbo.
Next question. Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (ldmQR) 98
All these corporations have made it clear that unless you are onboard with the left wing agenda they don't want you as a customer. Mission accomplished.
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (HwiWi) 99
On every play Stafford should allow himself to be sacked by a black player to fight against his white privilege. Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (+E3TQ) 100
New American lexicon:
Stunning and brave: 1. something one is afraid NOT to do. The only [safe to do. 2. Repeating hackneyed sh$t everyone has said for 50 years to be cool and expecting a trophy for it. Posted by: Gilded webster, blow my OED at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (BRkq2) 101
They don't care - within the next 3 years they'll have an international division and within the next 7 years move their operations to Europe (China for the NBA). Figure it out - it's been in the plans for 10+ years. Fans are dopes
Posted by: TeleSkier at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (zdacq) 102
The Steelers are a total cluster right now and have been for some time. Do a search on Alejandro Villenueva , Maurkice Pouncey.
The Steelers have tried so hard to be woke for so many years and I guess they keep stepping on a rake. This is the second time the soldier, veteran, and patriot Villeneuva has bucked his team to support soldiers who have passed. But Pouncey also broke ranks and I think he is the team captain. Again, the Steelers are a train wreck at least when it comes to posturing. It is funny because I would bet most of their fans would ask them to simply stop. The Cowboys had bad ratings on Sunday and that is a huge deal. The Cowboys are as close to a guaranteed ratings victory as you can get in professional sports. But even though only one Cowboy has knelt in the three years or so since this started, the entire NFL is being drug down by their own devices. The Cowboys are not immune as they are one of the key NFL franchises and the NFL has decided that taking one radical side is the way to go. OK, and enjoy the losses friends, and I don't mean on the field. Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (5bF1m) 103
Also in their future? No new stadium money every time a team is sold.
What's that? In any given season, another Covid hysteria might make in-house fans and all their cash expendable? And that would apply to every other event the stadium could book? Have fun playing in an open corn field or parking lot, asshoes. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (HhXSr) 104
Well, CNBC doesn't want to tell you. They're going to make you work out the math.
--------------- So, Crazy Nancy is getting back at Jim Kramer for that comment? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (sy5kK) 105
84 Player: I signed a guaranteed gazillion dollar contract!
Team: We filed bankruptcy, due to lack of revenue. Here's 10 cents on the dollar, per the bankruptcy court. Have a nice day. Team: Oh yeah the bankruptcy court took all the furniture so you will have to kneel to sign this receipt. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (3P/5p) Team: The good news is that your former gang says your street corner is still available for your "retail pharmaceutical" dealership. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (Rox1Z) 106
I'm with ya, Bandersnatch. I have personally chosen not to watch the NFL anymore, but the post calling AoS commenters cucks if they choose to watch was over the top.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (jbF6h) 107
On every play Stafford should allow himself to be sacked by a black player to fight against his white privilege.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (+E3TQ) ------------ So that's the excuse he's going to use this year....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 108
Racism and white privilege are clearly why so many white people pretend to be black.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (NKuIh) 109
They don't care - within the next 3 years they'll have an international division and within the next 7 years move their operations to Europe (China for the NBA). Figure it out - it's been in the plans for 10+ years. Fans are dopes!!
Posted by: NixyPixyBan at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (zdacq) 110
Double the fees, write it off as reparations.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (nJL+9) 111
If the slow burning decline continues into the coming weeks, there are going to be serious problems when the TV revenues collapse - and then so do salary caps and the players get a shocking wake-up call when they don't get nearly the cash they did last year.
They'll have few to blame but themselves, but the bitching if this happens oughta be epic. As far as I know, the NFL salary cap is tied to revenues. if those go down (unthinkable) then so will the cap - and the contracts. I'll look forward to hearing from players and the NFLPA how it is total bullshit that there are no record-setting contracts and how they've played this dangerous game to finally get paid and then the payout is markedly smaller than expected. It'll be great. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (hYcqw) 112
RI Red was a Patriots fan. In the Steve Grogan days.
RI Red now does not give an aviating fornication about all professional sports. Except women's beach volleyball. Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (OVqTz) Check out Youtube for vids of women's pole vaulting. It'll change your life. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (hku12) 113
https://nws.mx/35SSyjN
********** Flynn Lawyer Powell Eyed to Replace Wray at FBI ******** I think 4 Hour Erections would be at the Minimum that would happen here Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 18, 2020 05:57 PM (1Dmt5) 114
85 Doesn't NFL have an exemption from American anti-trust laws?
If so, time for that to end, as well as every single tax break they and the players have ever had. Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (L2ZTs) ... ALL UNIONS are exempt from antitrust laws, I think. The UAW has a specific law exempting it iirc. Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2020 05:57 PM (yL25O) 115
A bit O/T and saved from the last thread
Shanah Tovah. May your name and that of all your family be written in the book of life another year. Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2020 04:49 PM (0R8lo) This. rickb223, I wish I had written what you wrote. Outstanding. To all our MOT Hordlings, Shanah Tovah from me as well. Posted by: Old Blue at September 18, 2020 05:57 PM (VNmG1) 116
Was emptying some dishes out from an overstocked cabinet this morning.
Saw a Stupid Bowl pint glass left over from a few years ago. Into the garbage it went. I thought I had purged that crap from Firebase Hairyback a few years ago. The NFL is dead to me. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2020 05:57 PM (Z+IKu) 117
As an investor I would be thinking of buying foreclosed nfl homes, except they seem to be designed and decorated by cardi b hood designs studios.
easier to buy them and tear them down. Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 05:57 PM (vwLr1) 118
Also in their future? No new stadium money every time a team is sold.
What's that? In any given season, another Covid hysteria might make in-house fans and all their cash expendable? And that would apply to every other event the stadium could book? Have fun playing in an open corn field or parking lot, asshoes. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (HhXSr) I don't see any possible way that any team can get the local polity to pony up for a new stadium from now on. None. Nada. Nichts. Nichevo. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 05:57 PM (Rox1Z) 119
86 I liked the days in the NFL when what's his name got fined for getting the side of his head shaved and dyed different colors.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2020 05:54 PM (yL25O) --------------------------- Lighten up, Danny baby. Posted by: John Riggins at September 18, 2020 05:57 PM (M/9m0) 120
Oldcat: "I'm torn - should the NFL get those fees and destroy the Networks, after which the NFL will die or should the Network keep them and destroy the NFL."
Yes. I'm rooting for injuries at this point. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2020 05:57 PM (HhXSr) 121
Now that the CDC has determined bars are Wuhan hot spots, I guess they'll have to shut down, too. So much for those viewers. Gotta flatten that curve.
Posted by: Old Dude at September 18, 2020 05:57 PM (LGXGf) 122
I'm all about amusing myself and not being bossed around by internet winos. The decision will be decided by the aggregate and you don't get an opinion on my Sunday afternoons. Posted by: Bandersnatch Officious busybodies of the intertubes, aside, the constant harping on the social justice sideshow has turned me off for good. Even with teh game on mute, everything is about this trash. The announcers, the graphics, the sidelines, the uniforms, even the fucking COMMERCIALS. What the actual fuck. No smashmouth hits, no stellar plays. Just preaching and flag-football level garbage. The NFL is well and truly dead. Posted by: imp at September 18, 2020 05:58 PM (SFOr6) 123
Check out Youtube for vids of women's pole vaulting. It'll change your life. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (hku12) --------------- Also look up the Aussie sprinter dancing before she gets into the starting blocks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 124
Crybaby Herbstreit was an announcer for the Monday Night game. Listening to him cry his eyes out ought to have been a ratings winner. Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 05:58 PM (+E3TQ) 125
8 ha ha ha
own goal fuck the nfl Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2020 05:42 PM (W2Pud) Damn! That is NFL-world-class snark there! bravo, nurse. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2020 05:58 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 05:58 PM (FCQR/) 127
"Deep down inside, no matter what political party we support, or what we
do for a living, we know what's real. Police brutality, white privilege, racism -- it's all real." at_Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, in his own words. Um, not it's not, Matt. You don't even realize you've been brainwashed. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 05:58 PM (HaL55) 128
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2020 05:52 PM (q2K0j)
There is freedom in not running with the crowd. Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 05:58 PM (uEbPt) 129
I was just thinking that I honestly can only name maybe 4 NFL players. Other than those that are named here. That is my level of interest in the NFL.
The same level of interest goes to the other major sports. Not only do I wish the leagues to fold but networks and sports equipment companies such as Nike. Posted by: Beartooth at September 18, 2020 05:58 PM (qk31/) 130
Deep down inside, no matter what political party we support, or what we
do for a living, we know what's real. Police brutality, white privilege, racism -- it's all real." at_Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, in his own words. -- That's why 77% of the NFL is black Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 18, 2020 05:59 PM (NKuIh) 131
Villanueva folded last time he took a stand against the protesters. Within like a day.
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 05:59 PM (HwiWi) 132
Happy New Year to all the Juice.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2020 05:59 PM (ftOdB) 133
>>>Crybaby Herbstreit was an announcer for the Monday Night game
he should be an announcer for tampons Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 05:59 PM (PbpT7) 134
After hearing that Matthew Stafford quote I am very happy that the F'ing Lions managed to lose last week in epic hapless Lions fashion I hope they go 0-16 AGAIN! Vote Trump and Republican like your life depends on it because it does.
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at September 18, 2020 05:59 PM (tSosf) 135
That's why 77% of the NFL is black
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at Septemb that is why he is tweeting this out as a terrified wee pussy. Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (vwLr1) 136
Biden Chicken Shit Biz Suggestion to potato farmer link below
https://tinyurl.com/y4l48u5w Posted by: SouthernDiva at September 18, 2020 05:53 PM (g1wdt) Wow. Go from farming to shoveling shit... in Delaware. What a plan. Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (AiZBA) 137
Anti-trust exemption for sports leagues makes sense because otherwise the wealthier franchises would buy up all the best players and effectively destroy competition. The teams need to cooperate a bit to try to keep teams relatively evenly matched.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (Rox1Z) 138
I remember when Portland was being discussed as a potential spot for an MLB expansion team. Yeah I'm thinking that's kinda dead now....
They could have some good giveaways, though! If we score more runs than the number of people arrested for trying to firebomb a federal building, $1 hot dogs for everybody! Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (FCQR/) 139
I used to watch a lot of football. I like the game. The kneeling shit made me make it less of a priority to tune in. That just sort of snowballed. I came to realize how big a time suck it was. Now I don't give a damn and just ignore it. I still like (and in fact usually preferred) the college game. We'll see if they woke it up or not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (hYcqw) 140
Sorry but just had to share. Question at Quora:
"Why is it when I see a girl on a bicycle I want to smell the seat?" a) you're a prevert b) you have a fetish c) you're Joe Biden Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (L2ZTs) 141
Oh Jay.
Posted by: The Barrel at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (q2K0j) 142
34 Player: I signed a guaranteed gazillion dollar contract!
Team: We filed bankruptcy, due to lack of revenue. Here's 10 cents on the dollar, per the bankruptcy court. Have a nice day. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 18, 2020 05:47 PM (WEBkv) -------- Not to mention all those stadiums that were financed with tax dollars and special deductions. Cities and states will have to pick up the mortgages. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (sy5kK) 143
>>>137 Anti-trust exemption for sports leagues makes sense because otherwise the wealthier franchises would buy up all the best players and effectively destroy competition.
yet Major League baseball persists, and the Yankees do that every year Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (PbpT7) 144
Just tell ace football to you is like his hobo porn then he might get it.
Posted by: Greange at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (Oz9+q) 145
I don't have a television package so I don't watch but that's no credit to my principles.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (lgiXo) 146
I was just thinking that I honestly can only name
maybe 4 NFL players. Other than those that are named here. That is my level of interest in the NFL. The same level of interest goes to the other major sports. Not only do I wish the leagues to fold but networks and sports equipment companies such as Nike. Posted by: Beartooth at September 18, 2020 05:58 PM (qk31/) I listen to sports radio for some reason, though I don't watch the sports. Ok, golf sometimes and pbr in theory but are they doing anything? Either way, I was listening to some so called fantasy football expert answers listener's line up questions. I didn't know any of them people mentioned. Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (5bF1m) 147
>Crybaby Herbstreit was an announcer for the Monday Night game
Guy has the personality of a freshly emptied menstrual cup. Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (ftOdB) 148
113 https://nws.mx/35SSyjN
********** Flynn Lawyer Powell Eyed to Replace Wray at FBI ******** I think 4 Hour Erections would be at the Minimum that would happen here =================== Back after passing out .....holy shit! Oh please this just has to be true. Posted by: HB at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (nzKWW) 149
Bring back midget throwing, damit!
Posted by: Georgie Tirebiter at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (BdDfF) 150
I do believe there is something to the fear of the white Qb's that their lines won't protect them. I believe it was last season where it was rumored that the Raiders line allowed hits on their Qb Carr because of sone statement he made..
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (HwiWi) 151
>>> Um, not it's not, Matt. You don't even realize you've been brainwashed. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 05:58 PM (HaL55)
Earlier today I mentioned that they sound like political prisoners in a shack somewhere that have their nipples wired up to electricity. Posted by: banana Dream at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (l6b3d) 152
With both House and Senate democrat members calling for political interference in Durham probe Barr should use both balls to open a formal investigation into politicians using their office to influence criminal investigations and start with all who demanded and 'investigation' for trying to influence and investigations... seems straight forward to me.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (/Dgcm) 153
Oh shit he is in the thread....
Posted by: Greange at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (Oz9+q) 154
33 Friday afternoon.
Still no news on the coup plotters coming to justice. I know, I know just wait. Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 05:47 PM (ZfRYq) __________ In order not to appear political, the federal investigative and prosecutorial agencies have an unwritten rule that no Deep State traitors or unindicted coup-conspirators be brought to justice within 5 years of a presidential election. Posted by: ShainS at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (9CsGj) 155
Not to mention all those stadiums that were financed with tax dollars and special deductions.
Cities and states will have to pick up the mortgages. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (sy5kK) +++++++++++ That's largely true anyway. Public financing for pro sports stadiums is a constant scandal and taxpayers are dumb for allowing it to happen. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (jbF6h) 157
The first 2/3 of the movie are still really good, still think everyone should watch
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (nUhF0) Trailer was real good - claiming things I have long said, without proof, are happening. Right up until they said something about stopping "more election interference"... and then I wondered if the movie was just another level of mindfuck gaslighting. Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (uEbPt) 158
140 Sorry but just had to share. Question at Quora:
"Why is it when I see a girl on a bicycle I want to smell the seat?" a) you're a prevert b) you have a fetish c) you're Joe Biden Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (L2ZTs) Bicycle Race, 1978 - Queen Look up the cover art and poster for the album "Jazz." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (s2VJv) 159
If Powell becomes FBI director, I'm going long on popcorn. Should be entertaining for a little bit if nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (hYcqw) 160
That's a drop of 43%. Forty. Three. Percent. It obviously isn't hurting them enough because they are still full steam ahead on the SJW bandwagon. Will advertisers start to demand rate cuts based on the lower ratings which starts to cut into the NFL's revenue? Like the NBA douchebags who were told If you don't play we don't pay you and they ran back to the court we'll have to see how brave the NFL douchebags are when the money dries up. Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (+E3TQ) 161
156 Flynn Lawyer Powell Eyed to Replace Wray at FBI
It moved. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (jbF6h) I just popped a huge stiffie. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (s2VJv) 162
On every play Stafford should allow himself to be sacked by a black player to fight against his white privilege.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 05:55 PM (+E3TQ) And throw the ball to black cornerbacks, too. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (Rox1Z) 163
#102 Quint
The whole Cowboy team knelt, actually. Including Jerry Jones, Jason Garrett, et al. Middle of the field. Jones looked like he was going to be sick.... Posted by: Prime sistah at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (tQL7r) 164
Anyone mentions a score, give them a look like they just farted in their own mouth.
Posted by: Gilded recommendation, when you deserve the best at September 18, 2020 06:03 PM (BRkq2) 165
That's...not really why baseball has its anti-trust exemption, which predates Free Agency by 60+ years. The reserve clause prevented one team from buying up all the players.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 06:03 PM (FCQR/) 166
I'm sorry the front of my pants are a bit tight. Right around my schadenboner area.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 18, 2020 06:03 PM (pw+jk) 167
It obviously isn't hurting them enough because they are still full steam ahead on the SJW bandwagon. Will advertisers start to demand rate cuts based on the lower ratings which starts to cut into the NFL's revenue? Like the NBA douchebags who were told If you don't play we don't pay you and they ran back to the court we'll have to see how brave the NFL douchebags are when the money dries up.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (+E3TQ) ++++++++++++++ They can't back out now. Even if the league and owners want to (and I suspect they do), they can't. They fucked up and married the bitch. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2020 06:03 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 06:03 PM (uEbPt) 169
I do believe there is something to the fear of the white Qb's that their lines won't protect them. I believe it was last season where it was rumored that the Raiders line allowed hits on their Qb Carr because of sone statement he made.. Posted by: steevy The Lions' O-line has been doing that forEVER. It's not because of QB statements, it's because they have been lazy sonsabitches since the 1980s. Posted by: imp at September 18, 2020 06:03 PM (SFOr6) 170
160 Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (+E3TQ)
When most people who stop watching stop buying the team merchandise and other stuff, then they might do like Minneapolis and wonder where the cops went. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2020 06:03 PM (s2VJv) 171
The product is so bad. Why does anyone watch. Felons and baby men playing a child's game. Again fuck the nfl.
Posted by: USNtakim at September 18, 2020 06:03 PM (0OmEj) 172
Now I want bad things to happen to Matthew Stafford.
Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (XTyi0) 173
>>>139 I used to watch a lot of football. I like the game. The kneeling shit made me make it less of a priority to tune in. That just sort of snowballed. I came to realize how big a time suck it was. Now I don't give a damn and just ignore it.
It is such a huge time suck. Once you see that, you can't un-see it. I realized this years back before the NFL was even all that woke. I just remember the Giants blowing a huge lead and losing to the Vikings, and I felt bad. I wondered: Wait, why am I committing 4 1/2 hours of free time every week to feeling bad? And what do I get when I "win"? Nothing. I'm rooting for spoiled brat millionaire jocks to have even better lives and higher-quality women than they have now. That's my payout if "I" win -- 24 year old millionaires get to sleep with a higher class of model. Once I realized that, the whole idea of rooting for strangers who wouldn't piss on my face if my nose was on fire seemed... well, absurd and childish. Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7) 174
And throw the ball to black cornerbacks, too. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (Rox1Z) I think he's been doing that for years. Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (+E3TQ) 175
Look up the cover art and poster for the album "Jazz." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (s2VJv) LOL - I had the poster on my wall. I tried to hide it in among the bigger posters all over my walls but my mom was not fooled and was NOT happy. Didn't make me take it down though. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (jbF6h) 176
I do believe there is something to the fear of the white Qb's that their lines won't protect them. I believe it was last season where it was rumored that the Raiders line allowed hits on their Qb Carr because of sone statement he made..
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (HwiWi) How hard is it to "miss" a block and make it look convincing? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (Rox1Z) 177
Not to mention all those stadiums that were financed with tax dollars and special deductions.
Cities and states will have to pick up the mortgages. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (sy5kK) Not before they pick up all the abandoned jock straps and coke spoons Posted by: Georgie Tirebiter at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (BdDfF) 178
JJ, I believe that was Joe's fave album back in the day :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (L2ZTs) 179
Villanueva folded last time he took a stand against the protesters. Within like a day.
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 05:59 PM (HwiWi) but he did it again. The team decided to put the the same name on their helmets for the entire season. It was a kid from the Pittsburgh area who was shot by police. Now a lot is coming out about that but I won't comment since I haven't looked into it. But a lot is coming out that makes the situation not so ideal for those who cry the usual cries. Villenueva covered the name with another name on his helmet. The name he chose was of a soldier who died in combat. Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (5bF1m) 180
On every play Stafford should allow himself to be sacked by a black player to fight against his white privilege.
He wouldn't even need to commit to that. Just have his offensive line swear that oath to BLM. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (HaL55) 181
When did the SB ads become an attempt by companies to one up each other with new heights of left wing virtue signaling ? I remember when corporations wanted to maximize their appeal
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (HwiWi) 182
If the "networks" give them more money *now*, then the picture should become crystal clear.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (uEbPt) 183
I really enjoy the Biden Parody Speeches.
Posted by: klaftern at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (RuIsu) 184
The players are going to have to fix this. Time for a strike!
Posted by: FlimFlammed at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (ZTDnL) 185
"Now I want bad things to happen to Matthew Stafford.
Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (XTyi0)" I mean, he players for the Lions already...what can happen? Getting traded to the Browns? Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (FCQR/) 186
Check out Youtube for vids of women's pole vaulting.
It'll change your life. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 05:56 PM (hku12) --------------- Also look up the Aussie sprinter dancing before she gets into the starting blocks. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 18, 2020 05:58 PM (WEBkv) I still don't know if she won the race or not. You know, they say "you're all winners," when you line up to compete, but that's not true. They're not all winners. She's a winner. All the rest are losers, regardless of who won the race. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (hku12) 187
The product is so bad. Why does anyone watch. Felons and baby men playing a child's game. Again fuck the nfl.
Posted by: USNtakim at September 18, 2020 06:03 PM (0OmEj) +++++++++++ Eh. I have less of a problem of with that than with the ruination of the game. Constant replay. Constant commercial breaks. Constant second-guessing and deliberation. Constant penalties. The evolution of the rule book into something so complex and interpretative that approaches becoming a Confucian text. Even if the players are pieces of shit (and some certainly are), the product used to be good. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (hYcqw) 188
sports teams can only work if they are the opposite of a trust--if one team dominates (NY or LA, for example) there's little fan interest in any of the games.
So its not as much they are "exempt " from anti trust as it makes to sense for them to try to build a trust. Posted by: artemis at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (AwPyG) 189
DO IT TRUMP!
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (I5LRE) That would be something. Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (uEbPt) 190
What happened to all that Jew hatred that was flying around with some of the NFL player union leadership? Ah right, swept right under the rug. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (lg/F7) 191
Posted earlier Le Mans is being held tomorrow, since it moved to a cable channel I don't have can't see it, but should be free of politics still.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (OjZpE) 192
makes no sense--sorry
Posted by: artemis at September 18, 2020 06:06 PM (AwPyG) 193
Watched the battle for Ohio last night - that kid Burrow for Cinci is pretty good, he just needs a whole new team to play for!
As Stephen A Smith said, Baker Mayfield has more commercials than wins...bwhahaha. Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2020 06:06 PM (w2LAm) 194
I still don't know if she won the race or not.
You know, they say "you're all winners," when you line up to compete, but that's not true. They're not all winners. She's a winner. All the rest are losers, regardless of who won the race. Posted by: BurtTC at Septemb hint, guess why nobody is talking about her anymore Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:06 PM (vwLr1) 195
48 Not to worry folks! LeBron James is at this very minute composing an angry leftist tweet that will magically solve everything!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2020 05:49 PM (L2ZTs) Did LeBron James, Los Angeles Lakers captain, ever take the LA Sheriff up on his request for LeBron to add to the reward to find that cop shooter? Not that it matters, but both cops were black. I didn't see LeBron's response, but I've been busy. OK, that's a lie. I scoured the internet with search engines, and have seen no response. I'll leave it to the Horde for the appropriate comments. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2020 06:06 PM (sy5kK) 196
I do believe there is something to the fear of the white Qb's that their lines won't protect them. I believe it was last season where it was rumored that the Raiders line allowed hits on their Qb Carr because of sone statement he made..
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 06:01 PM (HwiWi) ++++++ This happened with the Raiders. The line told the QB "if you stand alone during the anthem, you'll stand alone on the line." Injured almost immediately when the O-line decided to take it easy. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2020 06:06 PM (hYcqw) 197
Deep down inside, Matt, it does matter. If you want be be a scum-sucking communist-supporting asshole, thats your right. But remember that doesn't make you someone with a different opinion. That makes you the enemy.
See you in the streets Bubba. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (axyOa) 198
As an investor I would be thinking of buying foreclosed nfl homes,
except they seem to be designed and decorated by cardi b hood designs studios. Anyone remember MTV Cribs? Ray Lewis had a room just for his minks. Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (ZeCnR) 199
Villenueva covered the name with another name on his helmet. The name he chose was of a soldier who died in combat.
Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (5bF1m) Lest we forget he was actually there, and fought. Dude should be the role model for the league, but rapists run faster I guess. Posted by: Inogame at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (+2xjH) 200
Team owners and corporations must live in a worldwhere going woke makes sense
it's the Matrix no one live in the same reality anymore Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (nUhF0) 201
Isn't purposely missing blocks to "own" your QB sort of like making an error on every play in the field to "own" your pitcher? You're going to put yourself out of a job first.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (FCQR/) 202
185 If a large crate fromAtC appears on your doorstep DO NOT open it....
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (HwiWi) 203
>>>Jones looked like he was going to be sick....
Well, if he had f*ck you money, he wouldn't have to put up with it. Posted by: Gilded sarc, when owner is trying to play you for a fool and have it both ways at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (BRkq2) 204
Actually, I still have the JAZZ vinyl. Just took a peep and whataya know, I folded the poster back up and put it back in there. Bet I haven't had this open in three decades. The poster still has some remains of that blue poster-hanger sticky stuff on the corners from 1978.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (jbF6h) 205
Once I realized that, the whole idea of rooting for strangers who
wouldn't piss on my face if my nose was on fire seemed... well, absurd and childish. Life has become a bit more serious lately. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (HaL55) 206
Anyone remember MTV Cribs? Ray Lewis had a room just for his minks.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at Septemb isn't that a kennel? Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (vwLr1) 207
I'm so disengaged already that this is like reading about the Kazakhstan National Head Polo Team.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (Kpl3J) ____________ I don't wanna know what the sport of Head Polo entails, do I? [Insert obligatory Kamala reference here] Posted by: ShainS at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (9CsGj) 208
141 Oh Jay.
Posted by: The Barrel at September 18, 2020 06:00 PM (q2K0j) Wasn't me! Dr. WTF coughed on me, and gave me the italics virus. I didn't have any italics in my comment. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:08 PM (Rox1Z) 209
I'm torn - should the NFL get those fees and destroy the Networks, after which the NFL will die or should the Network keep them and destroy the NFL.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2020 05:50 PM (eoQWY) Stop being so smart, Mr. Smarty Pants. Posted by: Tonic Dog at September 18, 2020 06:08 PM (UYvk0) 210
Life has become a bit more serious lately.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (HaL55) ++++++++++++ Which is why entertainment is even more important. People need a release. Having wokeness permeate every facet of entertainment that hasn't been shut down by the 'Rona is bad. The entertainment industry exists for a reason. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2020 06:08 PM (hYcqw) 211
RI Red was a Patriots fan. In the Steve Grogan days.
JackStraw met Steve Grogan a couple times. He had an extremely long neck. The Pats were my customer way back when the Sullivan family owned the team and it was such a rinky dink operation Pat Sullivan was both GM and business manager. I'd be in the waiting room for a meeting with the players whenever I went to the stadium for a meeting. Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2020 06:08 PM (ZLI7S) 212
Robby Starbuck
@robbysrarbuck America, It's time to remember who you are. This video is a love letter to remind you of who you are and a warning about how quickly our freedoms can be stolen from us. We have an opportunity now to rise again to greatness. Trump#2020 https://tinyurl.com/y5g7tfbl Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2020 06:08 PM (+YYKs) 213
#102 Quint
The whole Cowboy team knelt, actually. Including Jerry Jones, Jason Garrett, et al. Middle of the field. Jones looked like he was going to be sick.... Posted by: Prime sistah at September 18, 2020 06:02 PM (tQL7r) that is true, but not during the Anthem. Trust me, i am not splitting hairs like they all do, it was shameful. Jones has to sick as so much of what he has worked for is failing and flailing. Only one Cowboy has knelt during the actual Anthem since all this started, and that was one guy last week. Jones famously said a few years ago, if you kneel you are off the team. Obviously that has changed. They are all in this together. Look what the NFL itself puts out on twitter and commercials. No team is above it, it is the decision they have made. Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2020 06:08 PM (5bF1m) 214
Pittsburgh was the team that put on their helmets the name of a local thug who'd been shot by cops after participating in at least two drive-by shootings on the night he was killed by a cop. Thug, whose name was Antwon Rose, was stopped by a cop in his bullet-riddled car, shortly after one of the drive-by shootings. As cop was cuffing the driver, Rose and second thug from the car ran off, and cop shot Rose. Rose had an empty 9mm magazine in his pocket. His 9mm gun (which he'd stolen from his employer in an armed robbery earlier that day, according to evidence the cop's lawyer tried to present at trial) was found under the passenger seat of the car (where Rose had been sitting) and it had Rose's DNA on it.
The cop didn't know Rose's gun was still in the car when he shot Rose. For all the out-numbered cop knew, Rose and his fellow thug were running for cover nearby, from which they'd turn and shoot cop. The cop was charged with homicide for shooting Rose. A jury, which included three blacks, acquitted the cop of all charges. In any event, there was no question that Rose was some innocent kid. He was a thug, willingly participating in multiple violent crimes, and he's yet another dead thug who would be alive today if he had just complied with the cop's orders. Yet this was the black "victim" that the millionaire Pittsburgh Steelers chose to honor on their helmets. And then these assholes wonder why they're alienating their audience (and the people who buy all their over-priced, made-in-China merchandise). The NFL can't die soon enough. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2020 06:08 PM (k4dH2) 215
I was missing sports a bit when out of the blue comes Steve Inman and his calling the riots, just needs a good colorman and we've got Chick Hearn for the Hard Times.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at September 18, 2020 06:09 PM (99Nt9) 216
SouthernDiva: Thank you. I was able to download that one.
Let me go see if this comment isn't willowed... Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at September 18, 2020 06:09 PM (Clxcy) 217
Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani: "Flynn Lawyer Powell Eyed to Replace Wray at FBI"
Erections will have erections. It'll be erections all the way Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2020 06:09 PM (HhXSr) 218
Posted earlier Le Mans is being held tomorrow, since it moved to a cable channel I don't have can't see it, but should be free of politics still.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2020 06:05 PM (OjZpE) Hold my beer. Posted by: Louis Hamilton at September 18, 2020 06:09 PM (AiZBA) 219
I'm goin' fishin'
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at September 18, 2020 05:46 PM (6MoD2) Take me with you good sir. I just picked up a couple of new chatterbaits, and if they don't work I would have a face to punch. Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at September 18, 2020 06:09 PM (pc6Qn) 220
I saw a headline that a fight broke out in the stands during the Browns game despite limited attendence. So proud of my city.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 06:09 PM (FCQR/) 221
Yes, but they didn't explain. If you give them twice the money, they promise to deliver half the audience.
See, it's win win! Well, win lose, but who's counting? Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 18, 2020 06:10 PM (nkp5d) 222
Does the NFL make any money if you watch those 9-10 minute game recaps on Youtube? If so, do they still if you use Youtube adblocker?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:10 PM (jbF6h) 223
>>Jones looked like he was going to be sick....
Well, if he had f*ck you money, he wouldn't have to put up with it. Posted by: Gilded sarc, when owner is trying to play you for a fool and have it both ways at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (BRkq2) he did, but he put it all in this thing that is crumbling. Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2020 06:10 PM (5bF1m) 224
Wasn't me! Dr. WTF coughed on me, and gave me the italics virus. I didn't have any italics in my comment.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:08 PM (Rox1Z) I dindu nuffin. Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2020 06:10 PM (AiZBA) 225
>>>JackStraw met Steve Grogan a couple times. He had an extremely long neck.
one of my best friends used to love the Patriots from the Steve Grogan days, even though he's from the NY market. They used to have good uniforms, too. Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:10 PM (PbpT7) 226
One Steeler put the name of Alwyn Cashe on hs helmet insread
loved that Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (nUhF0) 227
individual teams are losing tens of millions of dollars having their stadiums empty for the season.
and the team stores at the stadiums are closed. concessions luxury suites 300 dollar tickets the cheapest seat you can get in seattle is over a hundred bucks. multiply that by 74k and then 8 games plus the preseaon. makes you want to laugh. Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (W2Pud) 228
JackStraw met Steve Grogan a couple times. He had an extremely long neck.
Hillary: "Long neck?....mon dieu!" Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (w2LAm) Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (vwLr1) 230
Isn't purposely missing blocks to "own" your QB sort of like making an error on every play in the field to "own" your pitcher? You're going to put yourself out of a job first.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (FCQR/) You'd only do it maybe once in a game, to let the D-line rack up your QB. Then some other members of the O-line (or maybe a back) can "miss" a block and get the QB racked up again. A couple of three or four of those in a game wouldn't look all that out of the ordinary, and yet the QB would probably end up clocking some serious whirlpool time. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (Rox1Z) 231
Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani: "Flynn Lawyer Powell Eyed to Replace Wray at FBI"
Erections will have erections. It'll be erections all the way .. up. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2020 06:09 PM (HhXSr) Why am I getting this vision of her holding the hand of her opponent's wife in a jar of acid? Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (hku12) 232
How long before the name Patriots is deemed offensive?
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (HwiWi) 233
Matt, you play in a city, Detroit, which is a byword for civilizational collapse.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (m/Gc2) 234
I know NFL players have a head injury excuse but what's Lebron's excuse?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (lgiXo) 235
What I would love to see - a network that promises them EXACTLY the same money they are getting now, except they have to promise - no woke shit, no BLM, no kneeling, zip it. It's all over. Play ball - that is all we are paying you for, period.
Of the field, the payers do whatever. But once in the stadium...outta line, you are out on a dime. Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (nkp5d) 236
I dindu nuffin.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2020 06:10 PM (AiZBA) The Barrel can help you turn your life around ... Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:12 PM (Rox1Z) Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2020 06:12 PM (qlFIA) 238
JackStraw met Steve Grogan a couple times. He had an extremely long neck.
Hillary: "Long neck?....mon dieu!" Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (w JackStraw has an extremely long neck? Unexpected. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:12 PM (lgiXo) 239
I do miss watching Chris Christie getting his frottage on with Jerry Jones live from the luxury boxes.
Oh well. Sacrifices have to be made. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2020 06:12 PM (Z+IKu) Posted by: Old Dude at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (LGXGf) 241
I know NFL players have a head injury excuse but what's Lebron's excuse?
___ Too much cream of sum yung guy Posted by: Obligatory at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (qlFIA) 242
207 I'm so disengaged already that this is like reading about the Kazakhstan National Head Polo Team.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (Kpl3J) --- This. It's like I was sprung from a prison camp. Posted by: Gilded at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (BRkq2) 243
Not to mention all those stadiums that were financed with tax dollars and special deductions.
Cities and states will have to pick up the mortgages. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg I believe that the Federal tax exemption for municipal stadium bonds was ended in the the Trump tax cut bill. Posted by: Miklos, rogue agent in the Cincinnati office at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (QzkSJ) 244
If you've not yet seen the Don't Skip School PSA in the sidebar, I implore you to watch it:
https://youtu.be/ZjYEac1o8Zo An extremely important message. You will not be disappointed. Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (BM2fS) 245
Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani: "Flynn Lawyer Powell Eyed to Replace Wray at FBI"
Oh sweet baby Jesus' sandals - let this be true! Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (w2LAm) 246
The Broncos following is nothing to sneeze at either. But yet, the ratings cratered for that game.
They deserve it. Their attitude is that The Customer Is Always Wrong. We'll see. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (wa97d) 247
Hope Drews wife has to suck dicks at the greyhound station to keep her kids out of white slavery.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (JFO2v) 248
What I would love to see - a network that promises them EXACTLY the same money they are getting now, except they have to promise - no woke shit, no BLM, no kneeling, zip it. It's all over. Play ball - that is all we are paying you for, period.
Too easy to game. Just put in a clause that's open to interpretation ("bringing the team/league into disrepute"). That way you can nail a-holes for malfeasance they come up with. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (Rox1Z) 249
Heard some team's are allowing fans into the stadiums so the bastards get to watch the BLM show live.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2020 06:14 PM (OjZpE) 250
They used to have good uniforms, too.
Yes, the revolutionary squatting to poop. Whatevs. I'm a Boston fan whatever they do. I'll root for the Celtics even though I won't watch a single game. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2020 06:14 PM (q2K0j) 251
Isn't purposely missing blocks to "own" your QB sort of like making an error on every play in the field to "own" your pitcher? You're going to put yourself out of a job first.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (FCQR/) Makes the same amount of sense as an organization pissing on its longtime fans to prove how enlightened they are to people who don't give a fuck about them... Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 06:14 PM (uEbPt) 252
" I still like (and in fact usually preferred) the college game. We'll see if they woke it up or not."
Some teams already have. Wake Forest was the worst. A black fist on both sides of their helmet. A black fist at the neck of their jerseys. And Black Lives Matter across the back of the helmet. Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 18, 2020 06:14 PM (jWe5r) 253
Hope Drews wife has to suck dicks at the greyhound station to keep her kids out of white slavery.
Posted by: rhennigantx at Septemb she is not got to get half as much as he does Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:14 PM (vwLr1) 254
Meanwhile, the cord cutting continues on the demand side of the equation. These channels depend on subscriber fees to buy their programming (yes, even network-affiliated "local channels" have important retransmission agreements with cable companies), and the coffers keep getting emptier.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2020 06:15 PM (77wF8) 255
The majority black league will have to beg me to give a shit ever again.
Grovel bitches. I may or may not watch/support. ha ha Posted by: nip at September 18, 2020 06:15 PM (yoqcZ) 256
When the enneffell goes toes up wonder what the cheerleaders will bring per pound?
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2020 06:15 PM (XhWtx) 257
Does the NFL make any money if you watch those 9-10 minute game recaps on Youtube? If so, do they still if you use Youtube adblocker?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:10 PM (jbF6h) I'm sure all the revenue from those replays go to the NFL. I can't imagine they'd leave money on the table. The ads are based on total numbers of views and whatever else they use to create the algorithm, so while they're not actually getting a chit for YOUR view of the ad, the ad producers is paying Youtube based on total views. Or something like that. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:15 PM (hku12) 258
I'm so disengaged already that this is like reading about the Kazakhstan National Head Polo Team.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (Kpl3J) same as downtown 25 Tenge Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:15 PM (JFO2v) 259
232 How long before the name Patriots is deemed offensive?
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (HwiWi) This just in: the Chicago Bears have decided that their team name is offensive, and so henceforth they'll known as the Chicago Twinks. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:15 PM (Rox1Z) 260
Why would you skip school in an explosives testing site? And why did the pretty girl have no tits?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (jbF6h) 261
I will not be satisfied until TV on Sunday afternoons in fall become vast infomercial wasteland.
Posted by: Guam tipper at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (FsgBK) 262
With the Deep State Media Complex Corporate Cabal, following the money can be problematic. Going Broke after getting woke is not as cut and dried as losing vast revenue might indicate. I will bet you that if the Cabal decides that the NFL ( or Disney, or ESPN, or any other woke corporatin) serves their interests, money will be found for them to continue.
All they have to do is adhere to the Agenda. Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (bCLt0) 263
my hopes are that the nfl comes to mean No F'ing League.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (r+sAi) 264
there's this Mongolian (?) version of polo where they use the carcass of a dead goat instead of a ball
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (nUhF0) 265
There has to be black NFL players who think Colin Kaepernick is a asshole. Why the silence?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (lgiXo) 266
If that non-NFL attempt that folded last year (American League?) could've lasted until now and embraced the flag side of things - and I think that was where they were leaning with the games I had watched, flags all over the place - they would be making so much money now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (NKuIh) 267
If another football league opened for business and was all about football and was free of am a bullsht would you watch?
I would not I've moved on from sports. They managed to kill sports. Dead. Posted by: USNtakim at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (0OmEj) 268
I'm sure all the revenue from those replays go to the NFL. I can't imagine they'd leave money on the table.
The ads are based on total numbers of views and whatever else they use to create the algorithm, so while they're not actually getting a chit for YOUR view of the ad, the ad producers is paying Youtube based on total views. Or something like that. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:15 PM (hku12) Thanks Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (jbF6h) 269
This happened with the Raiders. The line told the QB "if you stand alone during the anthem, you'll stand alone on the line."
Injured almost immediately when the O-line decided to take it easy. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2020 06:06 PM (hYcqw) If that really happened I'd be very careful when eating at the training table. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (axyOa) 270
264 there's this Mongolian (?) version of polo where they use the carcass of a dead goat instead of a ball
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (nUhF0) Buzkhazi. Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (bCLt0) 271
How about standing up an un-woke NFL....a parallel universe.
Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (Y274z) 272
I believe that the Federal tax exemption for municipal stadium bonds was ended in the the Trump tax cut bill.
Posted by: Miklos, rogue agent in the Cincinnati office at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (QzkSJ) Also allowed women in same zip code to be sold into slavery to cover bills for white billionaires. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (JFO2v) 273
(HwiWi)
This just in: the Chicago Bears have decided that their team name is offensive, and so henceforth they'll known as the Chicago Twinks. Posted by: Deplorable Jay The Chicago Bulls? Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (lgiXo) 274
251 Isn't purposely missing blocks to "own" your QB sort of like making an error on every play in the field to "own" your pitcher? You're going to put yourself out of a job first.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (FCQR/) Makes the same amount of sense as an organization pissing on its longtime fans to prove how enlightened they are to people who don't give a fuck about them... Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 06:14 PM (uEbPt) Plus, let's face it, the demographic in question is not known for its towering intellect. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (Rox1Z) 275
>>one of my best friends used to love the Patriots from the Steve Grogan days, even though he's from the NY market.
T>>hey used to have good uniforms, too. The NFL was really fun in those days. They players were players not activists and the whole thing was run by families that owned the teams and not the media and corporations. Funny thing, I was a Jets fan living in the Boston market at the time. Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (ZLI7S) 276
I'm making progress.
I only realized that I'd "missed" last night's Thursday Night Football! matchup this morning at about 11:00 a.m. And after realizing that, I felt absolutely no need to check on the score. Baby steps. Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (BM2fS) 277
Isn't purposely missing blocks to "own" your QB sort of like making an error on every play in the field to "own" your pitcher? You're going to put yourself out of a job first.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at September 18, 2020 06:07 PM (FCQR/) Are we talking about football or the DOJ? Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (w2LAm) 278
That's my payout if "I" win -- 24 year old millionaires get to sleep with a higher class of model. Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7) Why, yes! Thanks! Posted by: Russell Wilson and wife, Ciara at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (sy5kK) 279
Does the NFL make any money if you watch those 9-10 minute game recaps on Youtube? If so, do they still if you use Youtube adblocker?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:10 PM (jbF6h) - Hooktube. It strips trackers and ad revenue and commercials, and you just watch the video. Just put "hook" in place of "you" in any youtube link. You can also search directly in hooktube. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 18, 2020 06:18 PM (NKuIh) 280
They managed to kill sports. Dead.
Posted by: USNtakim at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (0OmEj) Its dead gym! Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:18 PM (JFO2v) 281
was looking for new place.
white realtor refused to use the phrase "master bedroom", but the black and hispanic realtors were good with them. weirdly they both referred to the spare bedroom as slave quarters. kind of off putting. the best thing was that nobody said "en suite" Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:18 PM (vwLr1) 282
https://tinyurl.com/y5g7tfbl
Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2020 06:08 PM (+YYKs) Nice video; Thanks for posting a link. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2020 06:18 PM (WkPC9) 283
They used to have good uniforms, too.
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2020 06:10 PM (PbpT7) Yeah, I miss the old Patriot. But they did start winning big after the change to the swoosh. Had nothing to do with new wonder QB. Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2020 06:18 PM (OVqTz) 284
The NHL was better when no player had his front teeth.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:18 PM (lgiXo) 285
264 there's this Mongolian (?) version of polo where they use the carcass of a dead goat instead of a ball
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (nUhF0) If they do not put out on 3rd date! Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:19 PM (JFO2v) 286
there's this Mongolian (?) version of polo where they use the carcass of a dead goat instead of a ball
Posted by: vmom 2020 50 cent kumis at the Wednesday matches Posted by: Miklos, more Khazar than Kazakh at September 18, 2020 06:19 PM (QzkSJ) 287
there's this Mongolian (?) version of polo where they use the carcass of a dead goat instead of a ball
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (nUhF0) I believe that's Afghanistan, but I'm sure there are plenty of similar versions of said game. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:19 PM (hku12) 288
Pyrrhic victory comes to mind.
Bonfire of the vain also. Enjoy being unskilled labor you prancing prissies of the playing field. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2020 06:19 PM (E2dMO) 289
If another football league opened for business and was all about football and was free of am a bullsht would you watch?
The XFL tried that earlier this year. Limited number of teams (I think eight), rules innovations, Spring football. It was really interesting until it got shut down by the covids. I don't know whether it's going to phoenix itself or that was just something that happened. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2020 06:19 PM (q2K0j) 290
There has to be black NFL players who think Colin Kaepernick is a asshole. Why the silence?
Because the other players will take it out on you on the field. Posted by: Chuck Cunningham at September 18, 2020 06:19 PM (oVJmc) 291
265 There has to be black NFL players who think Colin Kaepernick is a asshole. Why the silence?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (lgiXo) Same reason that black people who thought OJ was guilty generally kept that thought to themselves. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:19 PM (Rox1Z) 292
If you've not yet seen the Don't Skip School PSA in the sidebar, I implore you to watch it:
https://youtu.be/ZjYEac1o8Zo An extremely important message. You will not be disappointed. Oh shit that's funny. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (HaL55) 293
I apologize. I haven't been lurking. I've been drinking.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (lgiXo) 294
273 (HwiWi)
This just in: the Chicago Bears have decided that their team name is offensive, and so henceforth they'll known as the Chicago Twinks. Posted by: Deplorable Jay The Chicago Bulls? Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (lgiXo) Milwaukee Cucks Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (JFO2v) 295
Joe Mannix: "Injured almost immediately when the O-line decided to take it easy."
Spiting their face by cutting off its nose I see. Every team knows it has a logjam of top-notch QBs warming the bench ready to take them to the Super Bowl. So getting your starter killed is smart tactics. Remember, these guys would be Mensa but for the CTE. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (HhXSr) 296
Instead of master bedroom, what?? The really really big one that Mommy and Daddy sleep in?? Dumbassery is rampant.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (NKuIh) 298
267 If another football league opened for business and was all about football and was free of am a bullsht would you watch?
--------- Well I wouldn't support it financially. Not paying the next generation of whitey hating scumbags to get rich and tell me how awful I am. Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (uEbPt) 299
226 One Steeler put the name of Alwyn Cashe on hs helmet insread loved that
______________ There was an article on Powerline this morning about how some of the other players were embarrassed after they started getting some blow-back for honoring a thug like Rose. The center, Pouncey, said he didn't have enough information about who Rose was, and that he should have done more research on him before agreeing to wear his name. A safety, Fitzpatrick, blamed the team's "management" for the decision to honor the thug Rose. So that's their story now. They didn't bother to find out who this Rose guy was before they decided he was a "victim" of raaaaacist cops and put his name on their helmets. It's all "management's" fault! Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (k4dH2) 300
There's this Mongolian (?) version of polo where they use the carcass of a dead goat instead of a ball
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius Buzkhazi. Posted by: tubal No, you're thinking of Bukkake. Buzkhazi is that place in Africa where Hillary and Shit Midas let our ambassador and three other men die in a terrorist attack. Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (BM2fS) 301
My closest team are the BLM/SJW-infested Broncos, who I hate with the fire of a thousand suns.
But I am mildly curious for the results each week for my old hometown team The Bills. Not enough to watch or even listen to a game. Last few seasons I haven't been watching, I've just liked those short NFL Films recaps that show all the action from a 3-4 hour game in like ten minutes. But I don't want to give the NFL the clicks on Youtube either. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:21 PM (jbF6h) 302
Hey, Jack Straw!
Put me some knowledge about Sydney Powell and the FBI slot, uhh, position. Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2020 06:21 PM (OVqTz) Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:21 PM (JFO2v) 304
296 Instead of master bedroom, what?? The really really big one that Mommy and Daddy sleep in?? Dumbassery is rampant.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0) They tried owner's suite for a while but that was declared racist, too. Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 06:21 PM (ZfRYq) 305
They managed to kill sports. Dead.
Posted by: USNtakim at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (0OmEj) Its dead gym! Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:18 PM (JFO2v) Hit the showers, kid. You're through! No more games, it's all over, the fat lady is singing! Go on... Jerry Sandusky is in there, waiting to slip you the soap. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:21 PM (hku12) Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2020 06:21 PM (axyOa) 307
Buzkhazi.
-- Their Repeater album was fantastic. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to C'mon, you guys! That's not Buzkhazi, that's Benghazi that had the Repeater Album. Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 06:21 PM (BM2fS) 308
I think Stanford should let Kapernick have his job.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 18, 2020 06:22 PM (2DOZq) 309
I would love to see the NFL double its network revenue, continue to tank its ratings and watch the networks suffer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 18, 2020 06:22 PM (vJ5cn) 310
44 I can't believe the ratings are as good as they are this year. I would've thought they would have been in the 60 percent drop off in viewership.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at September 18, 2020 05:48 PM (R5lpX) -------------- Football ratings, comparative ratings, are the most accurate poll on the % of population waking up to America's systemic problem. Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2020 06:22 PM (cV0Dx) 311
RE: The sidebar. I will bet my bottom dollar that pedo show was broadcast on Danmark Radio or some other state owned property. There isn't the market demand for pedo shows to justify it except in the government sector. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2020 06:22 PM (jbllq) 312
So that's their story now. They didn't bother to find out who this Rose guy was before they decided he was a "victim" of raaaaacist cops and put his name on their helmets.+++ Well, they never had to read in "college", either. So there's that. Posted by: Old Dude at September 18, 2020 06:22 PM (LGXGf) 313
So that's their story now. They didn't bother to find out who this Rose guy was before they decided he was a "victim" of raaaaacist cops and put his name on their helmets. It's all "management's" fault!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (k4dH2) -- Ah. White people. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Y'all better work this sh*t out, because you don't want us to at September 18, 2020 06:22 PM (NKuIh) 314
Quint @ 213. You're absolutely right. My bad --
didn't take into account the whole "kneeling for anthem" thing. I just remember Jerr-uh turning interesting shades of green. It was a sight to behold. Posted by: Prime sistah at September 18, 2020 06:22 PM (tQL7r) 315
https://tinyurl.com/y5g7tfbl
Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2020 06:08 PM (+YYKs) Gotta little dusty in here, got to admit.... Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2020 06:22 PM (w2LAm) 316
And after realizing that, I felt absolutely no need to check on the score.
I watched the Ohio World Championship last night. I don't remember who won. I'm like William Hurt in the Big Chill when he doesn't know what movie he's watching. "Sometimes you just have to let art flow over you". I like watching. I feel no compulsion to remember. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2020 06:23 PM (q2K0j) 317
I expect the Sidney Powell rumor is just a troll.
Because it is magnificent. But, one, Trump would have to be firing Wray soon. No way he's firing Wray before the election. Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 06:23 PM (ZfRYq) 318
So that's their story now. They didn't bother to find out who this Rose guy was before they decided he was a "victim" of raaaaacist cops and put his name on their helmets. It's all "management's" fault! pff. They always run with the first bullshit they hear-- Trayvon, Michael Brown, and every other worthless bastard. Posted by: Chuck Cunningham at September 18, 2020 06:23 PM (oVJmc) 319
An extremely important message. You will not be disappointed.
Oh shit that's funny. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career Stay in school, kids. Just . . . stay in school. Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 06:23 PM (BM2fS) 320
Die, sportsball, die!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 18, 2020 06:23 PM (NWiLs) 321
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER -- IN NOT WATCHING THE NFL. AMAZING WHAT HABITS YOU CAN BREAK, WHAT NEW INTERESTS YOU CAN DISCOVER WHEN PUT UNDER VIRTUAL HOUSE ARREST!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 18, 2020 06:23 PM (bDqIh) 322
>>Hey, Jack Straw!
Put me some knowledge about Sydney Powell and the FBI slot, uhh, position Don't have any information on that one. Just heard the rumor myself. Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2020 06:24 PM (ZLI7S) 323
Plus, let's face it, the demographic in question is not known for its towering intellect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:17 PM (Rox1Z) I had a sentence about that.... Posted by: ... at September 18, 2020 06:24 PM (uEbPt) Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2020 06:24 PM (+YYKs) 325
heh
Rich Higgins @RichHiggins_DC Noticeably absent from bio: "I won the ____ war." "I have a masters degree." LOL. /Clown face Gen Michael Hayden @GenMhayden I have a masters degree. I ran CIA and NSA. Trump wants a patriotic commission, 1776 Commission. What does he know about that? Absolutely nothing. And he's not interested in facts. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 18, 2020 06:24 PM (3P/5p) 326
But I don't want to give the NFL the clicks on Youtube either.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:21 PM (jbF6h) If you can find them, I'm sure there will be posters who will put these up, without permission. The NFL will take them down, but I would guess it's like playing whack-a-mole. They can't knock them all down fast enough to keep them from popping up here and there. And if the poster has few views/few subscribers, then Youtube isn't paying anybody anything for it. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:24 PM (hku12) 327
Go on... Jerry Sandusky is in there, waiting to slip you the soap.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:21 PM (hku12) I walked in the shower I and I heard flap flap falp! Posted by: 30 year old assistant couch that has never shower fucked at September 18, 2020 06:25 PM (JFO2v) 328
Woke oafs in pads, making millions to virtue signal. Nah, I'll pass. Spend money and time on better pursuits.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2020 06:25 PM (bCLt0) 329
>>Hey, Jack Straw!
Put me some knowledge about Sydney Powell and the FBI slot, uhh, position You want Commenter. That guy knows his shit. Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2020 06:25 PM (ftOdB) 330
So that's their story now. They didn't bother to find out who this Rose guy was before they decided he was a "victim" of raaaaacist cops and put his name on their helmets. It's all "management's" fault!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (k4dH2) See #274. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2020 06:25 PM (Rox1Z) 331
o that's their story now. They didn't bother to find out who this Rose guy was before they decided he was a "victim" of raaaaacist cops and put his name on their helmets. It's all "management's" fault!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at Septemb this is the same thing that happened to cardi b. when you are in a bubbl surrounded by yes men dependent upon your largesse nobody every has the gumption to tell you that you are a cum guzzling retard. everybody needs a friend to do this. Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:25 PM (vwLr1) 332
>>> 264
there's this Mongolian (?) version of polo where they use the carcass of a dead goatPosted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:16 PM (nUhF0) I think that was called Hai Karate right? Posted by: banana Dream at September 18, 2020 06:25 PM (l6b3d) 333
Note that the NFL's ratings should have been way up, with a dearth of sports and people still under house arrest.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2020 06:26 PM (9TdxA) 334
But, one, Trump would have to be firing Wray soon.
No way he's firing Wray before the election. Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 06:23 PM (ZfRYq) Why not? Congress left - recess appointment - I doubt doing this changes one vote if he fires Wray (and watch the Dems scream like the lambs in Agent Starling's dreams!) - the electorate made up it's mind in July...I am telling you - the cake is baked. Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2020 06:26 PM (w2LAm) 335
Matthew Stafford goes full SJW.
The Players Tribune: "Deep down inside, no matter what political party we support, or what we do for a living, we know what's real. Police brutality, white privilege, racism -- it's all real." at_Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, in his own words. That's deep, man. Beautiful and Brave. It's the intellectual equivalent of "Louie Louie, oh no, you take me where you wanna go, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah baby..." Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2020 06:26 PM (/oe9Q) 336
You wear a rapist and a felon's name on your helmet and all I wish for you is a broken neck. Is that wrong of me?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2020 06:26 PM (85Gof) 337
Michigan looked at Pennsylvania on voting and said hold my beer. They will be accepting ballots up to 14 days after the election.
This is EXACTLY what I figured would happen. Blue states were going to gum up the works. They will be saying we can't have a winner on election day because we still have votes coming in. Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 06:26 PM (ZfRYq) 338
I believe that the Federal tax exemption for municipal stadium bonds was ended in the the Trump tax cut bill. Posted by: Miklos, rogue agent in the Cincinnati office at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (QzkSJ) Miklos, there is no way that one man can constantly produce such a high quality of snark, day after day, without a team of writers hiding somewhere. Yet, here you are. *bows in awe* Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2020 06:26 PM (sy5kK) 339
Sidney Powell not head of FBI but head of Homeland Security.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2020 06:26 PM (cV0Dx) 340
They always run with the first bullshit they hear-- Trayvon, Michael Brown, and every other worthless bastard.
Posted by: Chuck Cunningham at Septemb in fairness, they do that because they can't read Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:27 PM (vwLr1) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2020 06:27 PM (E2dMO) 342
Buzkhazi is that place in Africa where Hillary and Shit Midas let our ambassador and three other men die in a terrorist attack.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (BM2fS) or Benghazi Posted by: 30 year old assistant couch that has never shower fucked at September 18, 2020 06:27 PM (JFO2v) 343
Why not? Congress left - recess appointment - I doubt doing this changes one vote if he fires Wray (and watch the Dems scream like the lambs in Agent Starling's dreams!) - the electorate made up it's mind in July...I am telling you - the cake is baked.
Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2020 06:26 PM (w2LAm) Recess appointment? Right, like McConnell is going to stop doing pro formas so there can be a recess appointment. Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 06:27 PM (ZfRYq) 344
Matthew Stafford is a sad one to go full tard.
They should give half they millions to the police. Weenies. Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging supermodel,Loves Cullen Bohanan at September 18, 2020 06:28 PM (SK2xO) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2020 06:28 PM (jbllq) 346
I used to say that the NFL would help hold us together as a nation -- like baseball in WWII.
I also called Biden "Dead Candidate Walking." I try to live up to my nic Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2020 06:28 PM (9TdxA) 347
NFL:
Names of rapists and felons on their helmets Names of rapists and felons on the back of their jerseys. Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2020 06:28 PM (gmo/4) 348
Is that wrong of me?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2020 06:26 PM (85Gof) Let God handle it. Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2020 06:28 PM (cV0Dx) 349
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:21 PM (jbF6h)
And if the poster has few views/few subscribers, then Youtube isn't paying anybody anything for it. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:24 PM (hku12) Here, like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVaOlZ-tqG0 Few subscribers to the channel, currently just over 20K views. Will there be revenue for this? Maybe not. And it's been up for four days, so it appears either the NFL isn't overly aggressive about taking down copyright material, or this guy has a deal with them. I have no idea which. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:28 PM (hku12) 350
Those stupid fucks killed their golden goose, the fans, with their BLM politics. Personally, game play, referee's calls and missed calls, the usual miscreants and on field celebrations all screwed the pooch for me.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 18, 2020 06:28 PM (sUEuK) 351
there is no way that one man can constantly produce such a high quality of snark, day after day, without a team of writers hiding somewhere.
Macedonians still work pretty cheap. Posted by: Meta Miklos at September 18, 2020 06:29 PM (QzkSJ) 352
in fairness, wearing the name of a violent rapist on your helmet is not that different from wearing it on your jersey.
Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:29 PM (vwLr1) 353
If you can find them, I'm sure there will be posters who will put these up, without permission. The NFL will take them down, but I would guess it's like playing whack-a-mole. They can't knock them all down fast enough to keep them from popping up here and there.
And if the poster has few views/few subscribers, then Youtube isn't paying anybody anything for it. Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2020 06:24 PM (hku12) Yep, lots of people in NFL cities do their own podcasts, and just plain pirate the NFL Films for their own use. I can dig that. Sure some get taken down, but I should be able to find some quasi-legal way to watch them each week. Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2020 06:29 PM (jbF6h) 354
off rape watcher sox
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:29 PM (JFO2v) 355
Villanueva was an Army Ranger. Shut the fuck up with the criticism, unless you gave as much as him for your country.
Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at September 18, 2020 06:29 PM (L9P9s) 356
So that's their story now. They didn't bother to find out who this
Rose guy was before they decided he was a "victim" of raaaaacist cops and put his name on their helmets.+++ Well, they never had to read in "college", either. So there's that. If they only had some way of finding information. Perhaps some type of electronic device that was small enough to fit in their hands or pants pocket that they could read or hear about some particular subject they were interested in... That might help them. Just spitballin' here. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 06:29 PM (HaL55) 357
>>>If you can find them, I'm sure there will be posters who will put these up, without permission....
Better yet. Break the addiction. Posted by: Gilded at September 18, 2020 06:29 PM (BRkq2) 358
247 Hope Drews wife has to suck dicks at the greyhound station to keep her kids out of white slavery.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:13 PM (JFO2v) Obviously, you've never seen a pic of the wife. Bus stations? Naw. High-priced bars near convention centers is more like it. Pay is much better. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2020 06:29 PM (sy5kK) 359
I having a really hard time giving a fuck about this. I should probably have my fuck-giving looked at. Problem is... the doctors can't find it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2020 06:29 PM (3H9h1) 360
If you haven't already noticed, QBs tend to be kinda wet brained.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2020 06:30 PM (ftOdB) 361
One Steeler put the name of Alwyn Cashe on hs helmet insread
loved that Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 18, 2020 06:11 PM (nUhF0) ********** Alejandro Villenueva !! he was in the Army & did a Tour in Afghanistan & Al-Qaeda & The Taliban were terrified of him & called him the giant. he is 6 foot 6 Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 18, 2020 06:30 PM (1Dmt5) 362
Personally, game play, referee's calls and missed calls, the usual
miscreants and on field celebrations all screwed the pooch for me.+++ Pinktober was the initial leak in the levee for me. Posted by: Old Dude at September 18, 2020 06:30 PM (LGXGf) 363
352 in fairness, wearing the name of a violent rapist on your helmet is not that different from wearing it on your jersey.
Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:29 PM (vwLr1) It was only to the 2nd knuckle! Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:31 PM (JFO2v) 364
Well, just looked at the sidebar about the Danish show and tell story.
Those displayed are what you'd expect. Someday, I'll learn. Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at September 18, 2020 06:31 PM (d9Irc) 365
That's deep, man. Beautiful and Brave. It's the intellectual equivalent of "Louie Louie, oh no, you take me where you wanna go, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah baby..."
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2020 06:26 PM (/oe9Q) Yeah *sniff* its the uplifting speech equivalent of "mecca lecca high, mecca heinie ho" NFL players...speaking idiocy to power.... Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2020 06:31 PM (w2LAm) 366
You can always sell out for some of that sweet Chinese cash, NFL, like your brethren in the NBA.
Just die already. Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2020 06:31 PM (F/OtS) 367
314 Quint @ 213. You're absolutely right. My bad -- didn't take into account the whole "kneeling for anthem" thing. I just remember Jerr-uh turning interesting shades of green. It was a sight to behold. Posted by: Prime sistah at September 18, 2020 06:22 PM (tQL7r) no, you were right to point it out. I didn't specifically say during the Anthem in my post though that is what I meant. Jerruh tried to quell a revolt but coming up with the kneel together before the Anthem thing. Yes it was better than the alternative, but not good enough, not good enough at all. He was sick about it though. I don't get why the Houston Texans are trying to be the wokest and compete with the CA teams for that title. Not the Houston I used to know I guess. Posted by: Quint at September 18, 2020 06:31 PM (5bF1m) 368
CHICKEN MANURE
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2020 06:31 PM (v0R5T) 369
So that's their story now. They didn't bother to find out who this Rose guy was before they decided he was a "victim" of raaaaacist cops and put his name on their helmets. It's all "management's" fault!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer You should see the fucking Yahoo "News" article that pops up if you Google "Alwyn Cashe". "Sure, Mr. Cashe died in a horrific IED explosion that burned him over 72 percent of his body, and he was awarded the Silver Star posthumously for his service. But he was in the Military, and Rose was a victim of police violence. These are different things." And then the fucking pricks don't bother to tell you that Rose was the shooter in a near-fatal drive-by. Yahoo News needs to die just as fast as the fucking NFL. Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (BM2fS) Posted by: not so at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (vwLr1) 371
354 off rape watcher sox
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2020 06:29 PM (JFO2v) In a sane world they wouldn't be allowed on the field. In a sane world if the came on the field with that crap they would be suspended. Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (cV0Dx) 372
Pinktober was the initial leak in the levee for me.
Posted by: Old Dude Didn't all the fines for domestic violence go to pay for pink ribbons? Posted by: Miklos, unbowed at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (QzkSJ) 373
The effort to get Sgt Cashe a posthumous Medal of Honor is going forward assuming Congress doesn't muff things.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (E2dMO) 374
heh
Rich Higgins @RichHiggins_DC Noticeably absent from bio: "I won the ____ war." "I have a masters degree." LOL. /Clown face Gen Michael Hayden @GenMhayden I have a masters degree. I ran CIA and NSA. Trump wants a patriotic commission, 1776 Commission. What does he know about that? Absolutely nothing. And he's not interested in facts. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 18, 2020 06:24 PM (3P/5p) Heh. Well, A-hole, I have a JD and passed two of the toughest state bar exams, which is much more difficult than getting a masters degree. Apparently we are tied as to the numbers of wars we have each won, so I don't value your view on teaching our children about our country's greatness. Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (Ed8Zd) Posted by: Mongerel at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (3Sade) 376
The fact that it's down ~20% *during the COVID mess* --when you'd think the audience would be dying for some distractions-- indicates to me that it is even worse than it appears on the surface.
Posted by: Chuck Cunningham at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (oVJmc) 377
I hope Drew Brees wife is happy and doesn't have to whore herself out to support her children. She is not responsible for stupid stuff he said. She might not even have agreed with it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2020 06:32 PM (WkPC9) 378
Miklos, there is no way that one man can constantly produce such a high
quality of snark, day after day, without a team of writers hiding somewhere. Yet, here you are. *bows in awe* His nickname team is the best anywhere. Or maybe it's an AI beta platform. Who knows these days? Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 18, 2020 06:33 PM (HaL55) 379
But in college football, tonight we have the Campbell Fighting Camels vs the Coastal Carolina Chanticleers duking it out in the Gheyest Mascot Bowl.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2020 06:33 PM (sWM8x) 380
I'm with ya, Bandersnatch. I have personally chosen not to watch the NFL anymore, but the post calling AoS commenters cucks if they choose to watch was over the top.
I guess this is a response to me? Look, it's America. Anyone can do anything they want. But it's also perfectly reasonable for people to disapprove of what others do, even harshly. Players can kneel, and I can think less of them for it. Commenters can watch the kneelers (and thereby support them financially), and I can think less of them for it. As I say, people can do whatever they want. But this weird notion that they should be able to do so judgment-free is nonsense. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - now under self-supervision at September 18, 2020 06:33 PM (H5knJ) 381
If you haven't already noticed, QBs tend to be kinda wet brained. Posted by: garrett == Nobody wants to get the Joe Montana treatment Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 18, 2020 06:33 PM (GMvAT) 382
Hey, Jack Straw!
Put me some knowledge about Sydney Powell and the FBI slot, uhh, position Don't have any information on that one. Just heard the rumor myself. Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2020 06:24 PM (ZLI7S) ******** well Emerald was the one who reported there was a short list for replacing Wray & now name drops with Powell ! sounds like she is plugged in to some who knows Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at September 18, 2020 06:33 PM (1Dmt5) 383
nood
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2020 06:33 PM (Zmnko) Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 18, 2020 06:34 PM (GMvAT) Posted by: ChristyBlinky,agingSupermodel,LOVES Cullen Bohannon at September 18, 2020 06:34 PM (SK2xO) 386
For my part, I'd prefer if pro athletes just shut the fuck up altogether. Nobody's paying them for their political insight. But if you have to run off at the mouth for the cameras, try not sounding like the 'roided up bone-for-brains you are. Try preparing a statement, for Pete's sake. How much are you paying your PR firm for your Twitter presence? I bet it's way too much, and they know it. Ask if they could throw in a middle-school graduate to write this stuff for you as a lagniappe. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2020 06:34 PM (jbllq) 387
Right, like McConnell is going to stop doing pro formas so there can be a recess appointment.
Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2020 06:27 PM (ZfRYq) Congress is leaving this week - check the capitol hill train schedules. Once in recess to campaign - and hey, they do this every election season - you can fire who you want an recess appoint who you want - check Obama, Barrack for tactical input. Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (w2LAm) 388
International rugby matches are a great alternative to the NFL. You can get streaming packages. More action in 80 minutes than an NFL game in 3 hours. NFL games only have 12 to 15 minutes of actual action. Rugby games go about 45 minutes of the 80. Limited substitution. Everyone gets their jersey dirty,
Once you learn the rugby offside rule, it's easy to follow. You can be on the wrong side of the ball, but can't do anything affirmative until you get back on your team's side of the ball. Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (9TdxA) 389
I like the QB, Tyler Eifert-He isn't a black guy, but still, he put the name of David Dorn-the black retired Chief of Police killed in St Louis riots- on the back of his helmet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (WkPC9) 390
I guess this is a response to me?
No, it was to some no-name I've never heard of. But if you want to judge my TV watching knock yourself out. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2020 06:35 PM (q2K0j) 391
I gotta thank BLM for finally curing my football addiction. For years, it was like smoking -- not something I enjoyed, just something I did from habit. Now, I can't omagine watching a minute ever again.
Posted by: Bob (formerly Beto) at September 18, 2020 06:36 PM (hVOXD) 392
Spiting their face by cutting off its nose I see. Every team knows it has a logjam of top-notch QBs warming the bench ready to take them to the Super Bowl. So getting your starter killed is smart tactics. Remember, these guys would be Mensa but for the CTE. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2020 06:20 PM (HhXSr) Remember, 31 of the 32 NFL teams this year will be LOSERS, like every other year. They play for a contract and fame, not a Super Bowl ring. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2020 06:36 PM (sy5kK) 393
>>in fairness, wearing the name of a violent rapist on your helmet is not that different from wearing it on your jersey.
Heh. Exactly. Remember back about 7 years ago, after that player was caught decking his GF in an elevator, games became wall-to-wall PSAs about domestic abuse? It was so revolting, the endless clips of various players so earnestly telling us, the audience, that it's wrong to slap a b$tch. Oh, OK, thanks, guys. . . the more you know! Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2020 06:36 PM (bDqIh) 394
lagniappe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2020 06:34 ---------------------- Word of the day? Had to look that up. Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at September 18, 2020 06:37 PM (iEx0u) 395
I read last week that they put out a special Kaepernick / BLM uniform out for sale, and it is already sold out. The sickness is deep. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (sy5kK) 396
"The league is hoping to double their fees"
The business that pays even its weakest players what the CEO of a small corporation makes. The business that charges like $100 to sit in the cold and watch a game. That makes money hand over fist with "licensing" merchandise (that it doesn't even produce - it just lets you who do make it put their cool pictures on it). And they want to DOUBLE the fees they get from broadcasters. Yes, Americans have more money than brains, when they're giving it to these rich, ungrateful, criminal bastards. The thing is, it isn't even a sport that's _hard_. It's not like the rules require you to whack a 80-100mph ball with a small stick. Or just control the ball with nothing but your feet and head. No, you can just pick up the ball and _RUN_ with it. Heck, _rugby_ does that, and without all the sissy gear. Pfft. (Yes, you can throw it. But you don't *have* to.) Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2020 06:39 PM (FKJuo) 397
Gen Michael Hayden
@GenMhayden I have a masters degree. I ran CIA and NSA. And look how well a job you did asshole. You should be in a Romania rendition swimming in a tank full of candiru. Posted by: Beartooth at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (qk31/) 398
But he was in the Military, and Rose was a victim of police violence. These are different things."
_______________ "A victim of police violence"? Are they kidding? Rose was no victim. And that cop who shot him was just doing his job. He was on the street, in a neighborhood full of violent thugs like Rose, and he was out-numbered and trying to keep from being killed himself. That's why the cop's jury, which included three blacks, voted to acquit the cop of all charges. There are legitimate victims of overzealous and/or inept cops (e.g. Justine Damond, Breonna Taylor) but Antwon Rose was not one of those victims. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2020 06:40 PM (k4dH2) 399
You ran CIA and NSA and Trump is president. He wins.
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2020 06:42 PM (HwiWi) 400
International rugby matches are a great alternative to the NFL. You can get streaming packages. More action in 80 minutes than an NFL game in 3 hours. NFL games only have 12 to 15 minutes of actual action. Rugby games go about 45 minutes of the 80. Limited substitution. Everyone gets their jersey dirty,
Once you learn the rugby offside rule, it's easy to follow. You can be on the wrong side of the ball, but can't do anything affirmative until you get back on your team's side of the ball. Posted by: Ignoramus South Africa v. New Zealand FTW Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (BM2fS) 401
FYI, the English Premier league (soccer) ditched BLM after the black players spoke out against their Marxist racist BS.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC, gooner at September 18, 2020 06:44 PM (4vNgL) 402
Oh yeah and there is a photo out there of a bunch of Dallas Cowboys kneeling along with the owner Jerry Jones.
Felt like I was kicked in the Gut the day I saw that. No Fans Left. Posted by: Mongerel at September 18, 2020 06:45 PM (3Sade) Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2020 06:47 PM (9TdxA) 404
362---Pinktober was the initial leak in the levee for me.
Posted by: Old Dude at September 18, 2020 06:30 PM (LGXGf) ----------------------------- Me too. Keep it off the field. FFS, I don't want to think about cancer when I'm watching a ballgame. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2020 06:47 PM (M/9m0) 405
To be fair to the NFL, they were up against a Kardashian special.......Khloe Does the Pool Boy
Posted by: East Bay Jay at September 18, 2020 06:47 PM (DePyg) 406
101 They don't care - within the next 3 years they'll have an international division and within the next 7 years move their operations to Europe (China for the NBA). Figure it out - it's been in the plans for 10+ years. Fans are dopes
Posted by: TeleSkier 05:55 Best not take the long view around here. Some dawg will be along to knee-Kapernick you. Posted by: Mongerel at September 18, 2020 06:57 PM (3Sade) 407
Oh, I see Matt got my email on how to be a proactive groveling pussy, rather than reactive groveling pussy like me.
Posted by: Drew Brees at September 18, 2020 07:00 PM (fyr/6) 408
NFL and pro sports in general, and all the associated stuff - merchandise and sports bare - have the closest thing to a license to steal that I can think of. Trial lawyers maybe.
Anyhoo, they just shit in their messkit. Bigly. Un-be-FV-cking-lievably stupid. I know the players aren't necessarily too bright, but sure their are sharp guys in the business office, owners, investors? Jeeze Louise. Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2020 07:18 PM (GZ+At) 409
The NFL has managed to fuck up a free lunch
Posted by: Lars Pilsen at September 18, 2020 07:29 PM (+Vkwv) 410
Well, of course Stafford has to bend the knee, otherwise his 'teammates' on the O- line will tip off the defense on an up coming play then 'miss' their
block allowing the QB to get freight-trained. Stafford would like to be able to continue to walk. Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at September 18, 2020 07:42 PM (d6mdH) 411
I used to like Matthew Stafford. Shame.
I love the game of football, watched it several times a week; but now? How can I enjoy watching a game when I know 70% of the players hate my guts because they're stone-cold racists? Kinda takes all the joy out of it, doesn't it? Posted by: Beverly at September 18, 2020 10:43 PM (iPsvI) 412
I've found it to be surprisingly easy to give up sports. I used to follow 3 of the 4 majors (hated the NBA long before now...can I say that? Lol.) As I've grown older I've lost the "live and die with the team" thing, it was still fun but ultimately insignificant. The lockdowns, combined with the SJW virtue signaling madness, has sealed the deal. Couldn't care less about any of it.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at September 19, 2020 02:58 AM (HEiLh) 413
Every single white quarterback relies on an entire roster of black offensive players. They need to get along with their teammates to lead the offense. The price of that is genuflecting before blm/ antifa. Only the stupid ones actually believe any of that crap.
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at September 19, 2020 10:30 AM (c0RaZ) 414
I was a Giants fan for 50 yrs. Didn't watch any games last weekend. Was at a friend's house on Sunday when the NYG were playing I sat in the kitchen with mom and dad and son were dumbfounded that I refused to watch that shit. Could not have cared any less as to who won. I told them I'm burning my Shaquan NFL shirt my brother gave me last yr. They beg for it. I wonder if they would beg for the ashes?
Posted by: Ms. Apple at September 19, 2020 12:32 PM (NLEnr) 415
I got a Direct T flyer in the mail that is giving away NFL Sunday Ticket for free. I have found other things to do with my Sundays, so suck it.
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