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The FBI Knew That Steele Lied About Leaking His "Research" to Yahoo News, But Lied to the FISA Court About It Anyway

I don't know if anyone's going to jail -- leftwing juries will refuse to convict -- but I do think that some people will at least be charged.

Great twitter thread there, which I've copied below the fold.

Grassley and Ron Johnson are continuing to push cover-up artist Christopher Wray to release documents he's been withholding.

The Republican chairmen of two Senate committees are questioning how much of the FBI's Crossfire Hurricane probe was "infected" by Russian disinformation, citing newly declassified information regarding the Steele dossier.

"Because these facts show the intention, means, and ability to plant Russian disinformation in Steele's reporting, they suggest that the prevalence of such disinformation in the FBI's Crossfire Hurricane investigation may have been widespread," Sens. Chuck Grassley and Ron Johnson wrote in a letter Thursday to FBI Director Christopher Wray.

The lawmakers are calling on Wray to turn over all intelligence documents reviewed by the bureau's Crossfire Hurricane team, which conducted the counterintelligence probe of the Trump campaign.

The letter is a follow-up to revelations over the past week that the FBI received evidence in 2017 that Russian operatives may have fed disinformation to Christopher Steele that ended up in the ex-spy's dossier.

The footnotes, which Grassley and Johnson shook loose after a months-long battle with the Justice Department, said that the FBI received evidence on Jan. 12, 2017, that Steele's findings regarding former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen were likely planted by Russian intelligence operatives.

See this Chuck Ross article for more on Russia's "penetration" of Christopher Steele's firm, Orbis.

But Mueller went forward with the investigation anyway -- and Rosenstein continued certifying FISA applications.

Grassley and Johnson note something important: despite many leaks from the FBI (including Mueller's team) that painted the Trump administration as having worked with Russia, somehow the FBI and Mueller kept the finding that Steele had himself published Russian disinformation was kept under lock and key, and never leaked to anyone.

Sens. Chuck Grassley and Ron Johnson, the two Republicans who jogged loose the new information, noted the disparity in the type of information that has leaked out of the Trump-Russia investigation in the three-plus years since it began.

"For years, the public was fed a healthy diet of leaks, innuendo and false information to imply that President Trump and his campaign were part of a Russian conspiracy to spread disinformation," they said in a statement upon the release of three footnotes from the Justice Department inspector general’s (IG) report on the FBI’s surveillance of the Trump campaign.

The previously-classified footnotes said that an organization not identified in the IG report provided the FBI evidence that Russian operatives fed disinformation that wound up in the dossier.

That article also contains a very useful refresher about CNN and the Washington Post repeatedly claiming the dossier had been mostly "verified" by the FBI.

"UndercoverHuber's" thread below.



So, the FBI claims -- without evidence; without even asking Steele -- that Steele was not the source of the Yahoo story they were using to corroborate Steele's "dossier."

Remember, the Woods Procedures demand that every statement submitted to the FISC be vetted in the extreme to insure complete accuracy.

The FBI made this claim 1, without asking Steele whether he was the source, because 2, they had already concluded he was the source and did not want him to be so foolish as to admit this.

The FBI lied. Again.

Now, given that Steele is known to have been the source for the Yahoo article, but had also testified that he wasn't the source, how does Steele explain his lie away?

Oh -- he claims, sure, I talked to Yahoo/Issikof about all the things Issikof reported.

But, you know, I thought I was "off the record." So Issikof must have gotten the exact information I gave him from another source.

So, see, I wasn't lying under oath. Swearsies!




This is worth keeping in mind:

Posted by: Ace at 01:23 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 17, 2020 01:23 PM (cnTJD)

2 hello

Posted by: CN at April 17, 2020 01:23 PM (ONvIw)

3 bold statement, ace

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 17, 2020 01:23 PM (cnTJD)

4 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 01:24 PM (Do5/p)

5 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

6 meh, nothing will happen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 01:25 PM (d7Ww2)

7 Yahoo "News"

Posted by: f'd, roughing it at April 17, 2020 01:25 PM (Tnijr)

8 There is no way Biden was in on this. Obama isn't that stupid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 01:26 PM (Q/Hjr)

9 Move the trials to Texas.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 17, 2020 01:26 PM (88+cf)

10 I recuse myself.

Wait. What were we talking about again?

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at April 17, 2020 01:27 PM (WdocV)

11 Jail for thee, but not for me. St. James Comey of the Redwoods

Posted by: Roman Maroni at April 17, 2020 01:27 PM (vCA4F)

12 We'll be relying on the same people who thought O.J. Simpson was innocent to wade through this and come to the proper conclusion.
Barr and Durham will do the right thing, but I have zero faith that an impartial jury can be found.

Posted by: pep at April 17, 2020 01:27 PM (T6t7i)

13 if it was OK for Gestapo Mewller to bankrupt and incarcerate people he knew to be innocent, lets bankrupt all of these actors in legal fees even if a DC BLM jury nullifies their guilt

Posted by: avi at April 17, 2020 01:27 PM (kSq2k)

14 >>There is no way Biden was in on this. Obama isn't that stupid.

Biden was in on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 01:27 PM (ZLI7S)

15 Obama is that stupid, but his handlers, unfortunately, are not.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2020 01:27 PM (mWwWG)

16 The FBI thinks they can be the new Praetorian Guard protecting the privileges of the deep state.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 01:28 PM (+0uDE)

17 There is no way Biden was in on this. Obama isn't that stupid.

___

Joe already forgot all the stuff I told him to do. He's like the perfect henchman.


You ever see a movie called Memento?

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 17, 2020 01:28 PM (WdocV)

18 8: Drooling Joe was already in the dark long goodbye

Posted by: CN at April 17, 2020 01:28 PM (ONvIw)

19 why hasn't PDT pardoned a whole shitload of people. It's not like the press coverage could get any worse.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 01:28 PM (d7Ww2)

20 And the media propaganda machine goes merrily along without worrying about sources, accuracy, or repercussions.

Posted by: f'd, roughing it at April 17, 2020 01:28 PM (Tnijr)

21 id accept Brad Pitt carving a swastika into Mewler and his wifes forehead

Posted by: avi at April 17, 2020 01:28 PM (kSq2k)

22 Reminds me of a show I was watching last night.

Innocence Files on Netflix.

DNA evidence proved a guy was sitting in jail for close to ten years wasn't the killer but the DA kept him locked up for an additional 5 or so because he COULD have been there even though it wasn't his DNA.

A lot of people just aren't brave enough to admit to a mistake or that the system is broken. They just keep going along.

Posted by: MJ at April 17, 2020 01:28 PM (gAMkn)

23 So why doesn't Trump order all of this crap declassified? Is he even paying attention to any of this?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2020 01:29 PM (trdmm)

24 Give an agency Secret Police powers, and they'll act like the Secret Police ? The Hell you say !!!

Boy - I bet all those good ol' hard working rank and file FBI lifers are gonna' have a shit fit when they hear about this. Talk about torches and pitchforks !!!

Posted by: Won't Wear the Mask at April 17, 2020 01:29 PM (Dj5/i)

25 Any trials for this stuff can't be held in D.C.

A change of venue needs to be the major part of any proceeding.

Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 01:29 PM (mrrpT)

26 13 if it was OK for Gestapo Mewller to bankrupt and incarcerate people he knew to be innocent, lets bankrupt all of these actors in legal fees even if a DC BLM jury nullifies their guilt
Posted by: avi at April 17, 2020 01:27 PM (kSq2k)

I'd be surprised if anyone can get around soverign immunity to go after the actual people involved. And even then, I'd be even more surprised if the DOJ / FBI doesnt pay for the individuals' legal representation.

Here's the thing guys -- as I've been saying all along (and I know i'm cynical, I hope I'm wrong here), the people who put this whole thing together know the laws, write the laws, and set everything up to legal protect themselves with just enough plausible deniability that I don't think anything will happen to them.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 17, 2020 01:29 PM (cnTJD)

27 13 if it was OK for Gestapo Mewller to bankrupt and incarcerate people he knew to be innocent, lets bankrupt all of these actors in legal fees even if a DC BLM jury nullifies their guilt
-----------------------
Is that possible in a Judge Amy Berman Jackson court room?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 01:30 PM (Q/Hjr)

28 meh, nothing will happen.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 01:25 PM (d7Ww2)


Exactly.

At this point, Hillary could come out with video proof of her and her cohort creating the Steele dossier, along with documented links to her submitting it to the FBI and Journolist and Barr would still only go on to Laura Ingraham's program to huff and puff and say that he was "very concerned."

FTS. I'm going back to writing. See you all on the Quarantine Café, if there is one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2020 01:30 PM (2JVJo)

29 Move the trials to Texas.
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 17, 2020 01:26 PM (88+cf)

Yes!

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at April 17, 2020 01:30 PM (P4Pk9)

30 14 >>There is no way Biden was in on this. Obama isn't that stupid.

Biden was in on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 01:27 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

Well, Obama did only hire the best people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

31 If there are indictments do the perps have to be tried in DC?

Posted by: joscar at April 17, 2020 01:30 PM (wFKSR)

32 Agreed, I would like Comey et al to spend all of their money on defense lawyers at the very least.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 17, 2020 01:30 PM (Hcsoi)

33 25 Any trials for this stuff can't be held in D.C.

A change of venue needs to be the major part of any proceeding.
-----------------------
I'd suggest Greenbow, ALABAMA!

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 01:30 PM (Q/Hjr)

34 if it was OK for Gestapo Mewller to bankrupt and incarcerate people he knew to be innocent, lets bankrupt all of these actors in legal fees even if a DC BLM jury nullifies their guilt


Posted by: avi at April 17, 2020 01:27 PM


This.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2020 01:30 PM (axyOa)

35 Would it be possible for Jeff Jensen, the US Attorney from ED Missouri appointed to review FBI behavior during Crossfire Hurricane, to take the cases out of DC?

Posted by: EveR at April 17, 2020 01:31 PM (ZZDMQ)

36
DNA evidence proved a guy was sitting in jail for close to ten years wasn't the killer but the DA kept him locked up for an additional 5 or so because he COULD have been there even though it wasn't his DNA.

A lot of people just aren't brave enough to admit to a mistake or that the system is broken. They just keep going along.
Posted by: MJ at April 17, 2020 01:28 PM (gAMkn)


sounds like the 4 innocent guys Herr Mewler kept in prison

Posted by: avi at April 17, 2020 01:31 PM (kSq2k)

37 16 The FBI thinks they can be the new Praetorian Guard protecting the privileges of the deep state.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 01:28 PM (+0uDE)

I suspect that at the end of the day, this was in no way a rogue FBI operation. I think it probably goes much higher than that, and includes some of our spy services that absolutely do not ever operate on US soil*

*except sometimes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 17, 2020 01:31 PM (cnTJD)

38 Thank yous2, Ace, for keeping your eyes on this stuff.

A (non-conspiracy?) theory is that all the shut down, democrat dictatorial decrees are cover. It's all certainly being used that way, isn't it.
Praying for Barr and Co. as well as Our President and staff. As house arrest lockdowns wind down, the summer is going to be lit, eh?

Posted by: OSL at April 17, 2020 01:31 PM (wNww/)

39 Any peep out of Miss Lindsey? I hear is going to vigorously expose this coup in Senate hearings.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 17, 2020 01:32 PM (JY8Ei)

40 >>So why doesn't Trump order all of this crap declassified? Is he even paying attention to any of this?

Because there's an ongoing criminal investigation with a grand jury already in place.


If you don't think Joe was in on it, read this thread from 2 years ago. The information coming out now proves he was right.

https://tinyurl.com/ybts3jfk

Not the dates. The FBI swore they didn't get the Steele information until late September 2016. They lied.

Time for a dog walk.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 01:32 PM (ZLI7S)

41
WILL YOU GUYS **SHUSSH!!!**

American Idol starts in 5 minutes.


~The Average American Voter

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 01:32 PM (nw6Hr)

42 If the entire 7th floor of the FBI in 2016 isn't sent to jail, there is no justice

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 01:32 PM (3aI0K)

43 At this point, you have to wonder if Joe was only running to put this thing to its final death.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2020 01:33 PM (r+sAi)

44 Cant the Texas Rangers drag them across many state lines and hanged, tried and hanged them again?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 17, 2020 01:33 PM (r1iqb)

45 27 13 if it was OK for Gestapo Mewller to bankrupt and incarcerate people he knew to be innocent, lets bankrupt all of these actors in legal fees even if a DC BLM jury nullifies their guilt
-----------------------
Is that possible in a Judge Amy Berman Jackson court room?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 01:30 PM (Q/Hjr)

I fantasize Amy Breman Freisler gettting a no knock raid when they find evidence that Mewlers Feld Hure was illegally colluding with Mewler and his Wannsee Stormtroopers.

Posted by: avi at April 17, 2020 01:34 PM (kSq2k)

46 #twoweeks

Posted by: bigstarxxx at April 17, 2020 01:34 PM (pvJV4)

47 OT, from the last thread, as I want to be sure anyone well equipped to comment on it has seen it:
Stanford study suggests kung flu has an infection
fatality rate of 0.12 to 0.2% based on presence of antibodies in general
population. A friend of mine sent me the pdf, which I don't know how to
post here (if it's even possible), so this is a link to a reddit thread
discussing it.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yculjjg8
The paper is
titled "COVID-19 Antibody Seroprevalence in Santa Clara, California" if
anyone else wants to try searching for it. A search for the first author
listed, Eran Bendavid, gave me his profile at stanford, and a twitchy
article from three weeks ago where Brit Hume was tying together comments
about asymptomatic populations, so I think it's legit.


Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 01:01 PM (kOpft)

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 01:34 PM (kOpft)

48 44 Cant the Texas Rangers drag them across many state lines and hanged, tried and hanged them again?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 17, 2020 01:33 PM (r1iqb)

==========

Andrew Jackson would have done it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

49 In before someone says burn it to the ground and replace with the Marshall service.

Why would you trust another Fed agency?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 17, 2020 01:34 PM (JY8Ei)

50 So, how does all of this tie into Adam Schiff ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 01:34 PM (3aI0K)

51
Nothing will happen -- just like nothing happened to that cocksucker mccabe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 01:34 PM (aw1me)

52 So, Joe is not competent to stand trial, is he?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 17, 2020 01:35 PM (Wm5SB)

53 Okay, stupid question... missed asking in the last thread...

Is the "Sundown Joe" thing related to the Gordon Lightfoot song "Sundown"?

Because that's the first thing I think of when I see "Sundown Joe".

I just don't remember seeing the explanation here of why people started calling him that.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 01:35 PM (Do5/p)

54 Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 01:01 PM (kOpft)

I thought you didn't like going off thread?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 01:35 PM (ZLI7S)

55
WILL YOU GUYS **SHUSSH!!!**

American Idol starts in 5 minutes.

~The Average American Voter

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 01:32 PM


"what time is the game on?"

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2020 01:35 PM (mOsVq)

56 We'll be relying on the same people who thought O.J. Simpson was innocent to wade through this and come to the proper conclusion.

Many people didn't believe that OJ was innocent. They believed that the prosecution failed to prove his guilt. That's a pretty important distinction.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 17, 2020 01:35 PM (KhUQ4)

57 54 Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 01:01 PM (kOpft)

I thought you didn't like going off thread?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 01:35 PM (ZLI7S)

===========

He's THREADJACKING!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

58 And Donald Trump remains the squeakiest cleanest man in DC because with all of that they still couldn't find anything.


Remarkable, I say.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2020 01:35 PM (2pkC+)

59 Everything... EVERYTHING they accused him of, they did.

And none of them will ever see the inside of a cell.

Posted by: creeper at April 17, 2020 01:36 PM (XxJt1)

60
Any peep out of Miss Lindsey?

------

Frankly.... Im tired of that dudes shit. He talks a good game ... masterful performance at the Kavanaugh hearings is a great example....

.... But then he doesnt do crap. Nobody in the Senate paid a price for what they did to Kavanaugh. All Lindsey does about anything is mug for the camera.

Talk the talk is fine.... but its time for that Dude to start walking the walk.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 01:36 PM (nw6Hr)

61 44

Can't the Texas Rangers drag them across many state lines and hanged, tried and hanged them again?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 17, 2020 01:33 PM

Need someone punched out? I'm your man.

Posted by: Rougned Odor at April 17, 2020 01:36 PM (Do5/p)

62 61 Need someone punched out? I'm your man.
Posted by: Rougned Odor at April 17, 2020 01:36 PM (Do5/p)

==========

You play ball like a GIRL!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

63 Move the trials to Texas.
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 17, 2020 01:26 PM (88+cf)

Yes!
Posted by: MAC SOG'

Are their any judges like Roy Bean left in Texas? If so, I vote for there.

Posted by: Biergood at April 17, 2020 01:37 PM (FQWHA)

64 The only thing that is going to happen to anyone in the FBI and DOJ involved in this is that they will get their pensions and some of them will get seven figure book deals.

That's it.

I would like an apology from all the people who spittle flecked raged in my faces for years and years about how I wanted America to be attacked again because I said, hey, the FISA courts are an abomination and any pretense of objectivity by the FISA judges is a joke.

Oh and for complete and total utter groveling apologies for every person who assured me of Mueller's integrity combined with a public acknowledgement that their analysis of character is faulty and thus they will be far more circumspect in their opinions.

Also a unicorn.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 17, 2020 01:38 PM (GbPPJ)

65 The FBI Knew That Steele Lied
........

But did they find their car keys?

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2020 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

66
Is the "Sundown Joe" thing related to the Gordon Lightfoot song "Sundown"?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton


That's the song about the wreck of the Edward Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 01:38 PM (aw1me)

67 Hi, Harry. LTNS. Hope you are healthy.

Posted by: creeper at April 17, 2020 01:38 PM (XxJt1)

68 Graham is a two-faced sodomite.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2020 01:38 PM (mWwWG)

69 Clyde, sundowning is what happens to people with alzeimers as they worsen, they go from moments of lucidity to not at all.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2020 01:38 PM (r+sAi)

70 And ace there's a parallel, and even more consequential, item that's emerged - Priestap, DOJ big, deliberately avoiding having any derogatory info about Steele *from his own former employers at British intelligence* put into documentary form.

But sadly there will probably hardly be room or energy left for the process scandal that equals the whole SpyGate nonsense - the Mueller operation (from appointment, to final report, and the farcical prosecutions it undertook).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 01:39 PM (El6T/)

71 Undercover Huber had a new thread this morning:

More proof @RepAdamSchiff's FISA memo was deliberately misleading about "narrow use" of the Steele dossier to spy on @carterwpage

Also EXCLUSIVE: the FBI/DOJ FISAs *heavily relied* on reporting attributed to "Source E" / "Person 1" (Sergei Millian) for probable cause

https://tinyurl.com/ycwjul92

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 01:39 PM (cF8AT)

72 My eyes glaze over pretty quickly trying to read this stuff. I'll just say, I'm glad there are people willing to do battle on the side of good, in the completely made up world of "law".

Posted by: Chris M at April 17, 2020 01:39 PM (eAZVt)

73 I'm not the sharpest bulb in the shed now, but when I deteriorate to Biden's alarmingly low level of mental acuity, I hope to be sitting on the porch in my underwear yelling and throwing rocks at cars - not campaigning for office.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2020 01:39 PM (MVjcR)

74 WILL YOU GUYS **SHUSSH!!!**



American Idol starts in 5 minutes.



~The Average American Voter


.. There is be no singing -- Gov Whitmer

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 01:39 PM (3aI0K)

75 With the Chinese virus pandemic and social distancing in place I can only imagine how backlogged the courts are going to be.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (wiXsO)

76 We'll be relying on the same people who thought O.J. Simpson was innocent to wade through this and come to the proper conclusion

-

Remember OJs reaction when the verdict was read. You'll see it again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (41rs/)

77
I got the Route 66 'ment.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (aw1me)

78 Back in 2016, the entire 7th floor of FBI HQ was filled with dickless goat fuckers

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (3aI0K)

79 62

You play ball like a GIRL!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:37 PM

Hey, I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Barry Obama, Cominskee Park Legend at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (Do5/p)

80
'Is the "Sundown Joe" thing related to the Gordon Lightfoot song "Sundown"?'

Nope

Posted by: Elton John, don't let your son go down one me at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (Tnijr)

81 Whoever did the original redacting to hide these footnotes is also a conspirator.

Posted by: Starboardhelm at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (hOtJL)

82
Hey, I got the 77 Sunset Strip ment, too!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (aw1me)

83 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 01:35 PM (Do5/p)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundowning

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (KhUQ4)

84 73
I'm not the sharpest bulb in the shed now, but when I deteriorate to
Biden's alarmingly low level of mental acuity, I hope to be sitting on
the porch in my underwear yelling and throwing rocks at cars - not
campaigning for office.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2020 01:39 PM (MVjcR)

So long as you leave that poor chicken alone.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (2pkC+)

85 I would pay good money for a video of smirking Comey taking an ass reaming on his prison bunk. I want to see if that stupid smirk is still on his face.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (o2MD2)

86
Dale Earnhardt 'ment!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (aw1me)

87
shucks

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (aw1me)

88 69 Clyde, sundowning is what happens to people with alzeimers as they worsen, they go from moments of lucidity to not at all.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2020 01:38 PM (r+sAi)

Particularly as they get tired later in the day.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

89 53 Sundown is the common term used to describe elderly people with dementia whose cognitive abilities worsen in the evening starting at sundown. Many of them become restless start wandering or become violent. There typically called sundowners.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (gvLkZ)

90 49 In before someone says burn it to the ground and replace with the Marshall service.

Why would you trust another Fed agency?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 17, 2020 01:34 PM (JY8Ei)

---

Too late, I have been saying that since August 2016.

You cannot replace the FBI with one organization. You need to set up several, at least three competing and adversarial organizations. Yes you will lose efficiency, but they will back bite and fight amongst each other, hopefully preventing this entire Crossfire Hurricane Attempted Coup de Etat

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (+0uDE)

91 DC jury may be Dem, but maybe they still would convict "dirty cops". Would a DC jury so hate America that they would applaud an FBI/BritSpy working with Russians to fabricate evidence to take down a duly elected President?


I think maybe they would convict, given such direct evidence. The hate for dirty cops may be greater than the hate for Trump, especially in the demo' that is DC.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (Cus5s)

92 67 Hi, Harry. LTNS. Hope you are healthy.
Posted by: creeper at April 17, 2020 01:38 PM (XxJt1)

hey! As far as I know, I'm still covid-19 free!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (cnTJD)

93 Cue Prego spaghetti sauce commercial ...
I wonder what other bad choices the FBI made ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (3aI0K)

94 69

Clyde, sundowning is what happens to people with alzeimers as they worsen, they go from moments of lucidity to not at all.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2020 01:38 PM

Ah, ok, thanks. That makes sense now.

Posted by: Barry Obama, Cominskee Park Legend at April 17, 2020 01:42 PM (Do5/p)

95 Unless FISA courts are abolished, you can count on more of this. It's a system meant for abuse.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 17, 2020 01:42 PM (H5knJ)

96 Why do all these corrupt lefty scam companies have such beautiful, innocent soft-sounding names?

"Burrriisssmaaa"... "Orrrbiissssss"...

The names are like love-whispers. They will never break into people's minds.

Meanwhile we get stuck with shit like ** HALLIBURTON **

Posted by: ... at April 17, 2020 01:42 PM (uEbPt)

97 I hear that Jim Comey is 6 ft 4
I had no idea you could stack shit that high

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 01:42 PM (3aI0K)

98 85 I would pay good money for a video of smirking Comey taking an ass reaming on his prison bunk. I want to see if that stupid smirk is still on his face.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM (o2MD2)

Could he still tweet philosophically from his prison cell.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 17, 2020 01:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

99 Bye bye throw like a girl sock...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 01:42 PM (Do5/p)

100 Wray is guilty of obstruction of justice ... covering for an FBI that ran a coup, in cooperation with Russia ... no small thing.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 01:43 PM (Cus5s)

101 73 I'm not the sharpest bulb in the shed now, but when I deteriorate to Biden's alarmingly low level of mental acuity, I hope to be sitting on the porch in my underwear yelling and throwing rocks at cars - not campaigning for office.
Posted by: Weasel


I love you, weasel.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 01:43 PM (d7Ww2)

102 "Sundowning" is one aspect of Alzheimer's. Victims often cope fairly well during the day but the disease claims them when evening sets in.

Posted by: creeper at April 17, 2020 01:43 PM (XxJt1)

103 A DC jury will not convict these traitors. We need a change of venue.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2020 01:43 PM (o2MD2)

104 Balls of Steele

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 01:43 PM (aKsyK)

105 ROMMEL, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

I. READ. YOUR. FOOTNOTES!!

Posted by: George S. Undercover Huber at April 17, 2020 01:43 PM (1m15r)

106 95 Unless FISA courts are abolished, you can count on more of this. It's a system meant for abuse.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 17, 2020 01:42 PM (H5knJ)

Agreed.

There is a reason the entire civilized world settled on adversarial processes of varying degrees for their court systems.

Because this is what happens 100% of the time when you have secret ex parte court systems.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 17, 2020 01:44 PM (cnTJD)

107 101 73 I'm not the sharpest bulb in the shed now, but when I deteriorate to Biden's alarmingly low level of mental acuity, I hope to be sitting on the porch in my underwear yelling and throwing rocks at cars - not campaigning for office.
Posted by: Weasel

I love you, weasel.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 01:43 PM (d7Ww2)
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Aw, shucks. Love you too!

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2020 01:44 PM (MVjcR)

108 So, Steele lied to the FBI and others.

Scooter Libby went to jail for that.

Gen. Flynn's case, while still pending, is for that exact activity.

So, when do we get to perp walk Steele?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2020 01:44 PM (NgKpN)

109 106 Agreed.

There is a reason the entire civilized world settled on adversarial processes of varying degrees for their court systems.

Because this is what happens 100% of the time when you have secret ex parte court systems.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 17, 2020 01:44 PM (cnTJD)

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What about star chambers? Can we still have star chambers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

110
Just saw an ad on the tv from Al Quaeda saying "we're in this together" and they're "still here for me."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 01:45 PM (aw1me)

111 So which is worse? That no one is charged, or that people are charged, tried and then acquitted by the corrupt jury pool in DC?

I don't know. The former means they can act with impunity with no fear of prosecution. The latter means that even if they get caught, tried and dragged through the dirt, there will still be no consequences.

I can't figure which one is the worse outcome, or if they are equivalent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 01:45 PM (hYcqw)

112 Rancid smegma > the FBI

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 17, 2020 01:45 PM (sWM8x)

113 Wasn't the Steele dossier the reason it was so important to violate attorney/client confidentiality and raid Cohen's office in the first place? How is that conviction/plea deal not fruit of this poisonous tree?

Posted by: Joe, no the other one at April 17, 2020 01:45 PM (QFnhZ)

114 I think Comey should continue to tweet as he mounts the scaffold.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 17, 2020 01:45 PM (Uu+Jp)

115 So has anything illegal happened yet? Because if this was Jimmy Jimmenstein who was suspected of embezzling $3000 from the landfill, he'd be arrested and awaiting trial, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 17, 2020 01:45 PM (IwDj9)

116 111 So which is worse? That no one is charged, or that people are charged, tried and then acquitted by the corrupt jury pool in DC?

I don't know. The former means they can act with impunity with no fear of prosecution. The latter means that even if they get caught, tried and dragged through the dirt, there will still be no consequences.

I can't figure which one is the worse outcome, or if they are equivalent.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 01:45 PM (hYcqw)

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Well, process is punishment, so these people will pay six figures in defense costs at least.

That's more than nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

117 Every aspect of this coup attempt had a portion of the blame the other guy for what I did.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2020 01:46 PM (r+sAi)

118 From twatter, pics in the link:

Full dressed #Navy Master Chief standing in the water today on Emerald Isle NC after the beach & water were closed. LEO let him go and approx 3 hours later the town of Emerald Isle opened back up the beach & water to the public!

https://tinyurl.com/y7xesufv

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 01:46 PM (UD/nr)

119 I think maybe they would convict, given such direct evidence. The hate for dirty cops may be greater than the hate for Trump, especially in the demo' that is DC.
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Umm, no. DC has two types - Blacks that worship Obama and Whites that worship Obama. Just sayin. Then there is the monkey shines of who gets called for Jury Duty. See Judge Amy Berman Jackson's ringer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 01:46 PM (Q/Hjr)

120 Our betters have been testing us to see what we're made of for quite some time.

Apparently, Cotton Candy

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 17, 2020 01:46 PM (z79tQ)

121 You cannot replace the FBI with one organization. You need to set up several, at least three competing and adversarial organizations. Yes you will lose efficiency, but they will back bite and fight amongst each other, hopefully preventing this entire Crossfire Hurricane Attempted Coup de Etat
Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (+0uDE)


Why replace it? In all seriousness, is there anything the FBI is charged with doing that really needs doing? In New England it has always seemed as if they are mostly working for the bad guys if they were working at all.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 17, 2020 01:46 PM (GhGb5)

122 What about star chambers? Can we still have star chambers?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:44 PM (LvTSG)
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The FISA "court" is a star chamber for all intents and purposes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 01:46 PM (hYcqw)

123 Well, process is punishment, so these people will pay six figures in defense costs at least.

That's more than nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:45 PM (LvTSG)
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Not a one of them will be in Flynn's shoes. Their expenses will be handled.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 01:47 PM (hYcqw)

124 Oh, and kind of related - can't imagine Stone doesn't get a pardon now. Not following it, but would think his appeal hasn't been done yet? Judge confirmed his sentence. Not much chance he'll spend a minute in jail, nor should he, unless I'm missing something.

And redridinghood, neighbor's son is a public defender. They're doing "virtual trials" online right now - not sure what kind, but I knew there was some of that going on.

The already robust "virtual" market for many things will get a permanent fillip from the pandemic.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 01:47 PM (El6T/)

125 In before someone says burn it to the ground and replace with the Marshall service.



Why would you trust another Fed agency?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 17, 2020 01:34 PM (JY8Ei)



You don't. I figure we can get a couple of years worth of semi-honest work out of the Marshals before they go completely Deep State. Then you dissolve the Marshals and form another agency, who will give us a couple of years of semi-honest work....

Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2020 01:48 PM (EGyGV)

126 66

That's the song about the wreck of the Edward Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 01:38 PM

JERRY: Edmund Fitzgerald.

ELIANE: I love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice.

JERRY: No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship.

ELAINE: I think Gordon Lightfoot was the boat.

JERRY: Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens.

KRAMER: The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket.

GEORGE: How do you know?

KRAMER: It's in my book --- "Astonishing Tales of the Sea" --- 51 people died.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 01:48 PM (Do5/p)

127 58 And Donald Trump remains the squeakiest cleanest man in DC because with all of that they still couldn't find anything.


Remarkable, I say.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2020 01:35 PM (2pkC+)

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This is the most amazingly unbelievable part of the whole thing.

He had to deal with construction unions, permitting, and NYC Government. He was in the Casino Business in Atlantic City NJ. And he was successful.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 01:48 PM (+0uDE)

128 121 You cannot replace the FBI with one organization. You need to set up several, at least three competing and adversarial organizations. Yes you will lose efficiency, but they will back bite and fight amongst each other, hopefully preventing this entire Crossfire Hurricane Attempted Coup de Etat
Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (+0uDE)

Why replace it? In all seriousness, is there anything the FBI is charged with doing that really needs doing? In New England it has always seemed as if they are mostly working for the bad guys if they were working at all.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 17, 2020 01:46 PM (GhGb5)

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How about a subdivision of the federal court system that's designed to deal with crimes that go across state lines? Individual states are responsible for catching, investigating, and trying criminals. They can coordinate with other states, or other states can refuse to cooperate?

I don't know. Have thought out idea I just came up with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

129 You cannot replace the FBI with one organization. You need to set up several, at least three competing and adversarial organizations.

--

I'm okay with them being a phone center with no law enforcement power. Sending faxes of old paperwork and little more.

No law enforcement with guns higher than elected sheriffs. Anything that needs to happen happens through them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 17, 2020 01:48 PM (IwDj9)

130 At 2pm, do we need to gather outside of our homes to applaud our medical and legal betters? The first one to stop applauding will be sent to Vladivostok.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2020 01:49 PM (DY3v8)

131 We are at the Air Trump point of our history. Lets just admit it and get going. Instead of throwing them out at sea do it over Harvard and Yale. Maybe someone will learn something?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 01:49 PM (Q/Hjr)

132
KRAMER: It's in my book --- "Astonishing Tales of the Sea" --- 51 people died.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton



That'd be a great book.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 01:49 PM (aw1me)

133 burn

scatter

salt

nuke

nuke again, just to be sure...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2020 01:49 PM (8D42x)

134 You cannot replace the FBI with one organization. You need to set up several, at least three competing and adversarial organizations. Yes you will lose efficiency, but they will back bite and fight amongst each other, hopefully preventing this entire Crossfire Hurricane Attempted Coup de Etat
Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (+0uDE)
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A whole lot of things need to be torn down completely. Scores of agencies. One possibility is to replace them with four new agencies:
1) Foreign intelligence. Big and with a long leash
2) Military intelligence. Big and with a long leash
3) Domestic intelligence. Small and with a very short leash - measured in nanometers.
4) Oversight. Internal Affairs for all intelligence agencies, with staff from *none* of them. If you ever work for 1-3, you can't get a job in 4. Wide mandate to pursue grievances.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 01:50 PM (hYcqw)

135 Please explain so I can understand what Wray is supposed to do?

Also please explain how Sessions investigates himself as a member of the Trump campaign.

Posted by: nip at April 17, 2020 01:50 PM (Izot6)

136 If we can't throw them in jail, take away their pensions and any other bennies they get.

Posted by: abbynormal at April 17, 2020 01:50 PM (I849g)

137 129 You cannot replace the FBI with one organization. You need to set up several, at least three competing and adversarial organizations.
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US Marshals, US Marines, and a player to be named later.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 01:50 PM (Q/Hjr)

138 137 129 You cannot replace the FBI with one organization. You need to set up several, at least three competing and adversarial organizations.
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US Marshals, US Marines, and a player to be named later.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 01:50 PM (Q/Hjr)

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Well, we'll just call it the Department of Barron Trump for now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

139 No one will even be charged for this. DOJ would have known this particular bit of info at least 2+ years ago ... unless this was all just part of The 8D Chess, Rosenstein is The White Hat Plan.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 17, 2020 01:51 PM (dYe5S)

140 I think any hold up at this point is whether the evidence is clear that Obama knew and/or ordered the lying to the FISA court and the invasion into Trump's organization and administration.

Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 01:51 PM (mrrpT)

141 Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 17, 2020 01:40 PM

Posted by: Jen the original at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM

Thank you!

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 01:51 PM (Do5/p)

142 I don't trust ANY federal agency, but with the FBI gone there is one less to fuck with me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2020 01:52 PM (o2MD2)

143 Please explain so I can understand what Wray is supposed to do? <<<<<

I think there is plenty of evidence at this point for arrests, interrogations, charges, firings, 3 AM raids.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2020 01:52 PM (r+sAi)

144 140 I think any hold up at this point is whether the evidence is clear that Obama knew and/or ordered the lying to the FISA court and the invasion into Trump's organization and administration.
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We all know the answer to that question. Let's move on to guillotines and piano wire. I've had it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 01:53 PM (Q/Hjr)

145
>>The FBI made this claim 1, without asking Steele whether he was the source, because 2, they had already concluded he was the source and did not want him to be so foolish as to admit this.

The FBI lied. Again.

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Is there a name to "the FBI" at this point? I've lost the thread.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 01:53 PM (G51Gf)

146 Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 01:34 PM (kOpft)

Isn't that the study that VDH was talking about?

It would help give the magicly unknown "denominator" If there's been 40k people that have already had this in that population, that greatly reduces how dangerous this thing really is.

It means that there have been something in the dozens of deaths in that county and 40,000+ (I see up to 80,0000) people that have had it, well then...that's...that's FAR less dangerous than the shrieking Karens are justified on getting their tyrant on over.

Posted by: Gman at April 17, 2020 01:54 PM (GfWuY)

147

37 16 The FBI thinks they can be the new Praetorian Guard protecting the privileges of the deep state.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 01:28 PM (+0uDE)

I suspect that at the end of the day, this was in no way a rogue FBI operation.

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Not rogue, SOP.

Eliminate all of FBI.

Let US Marshalls do any work that is necessary.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 17, 2020 01:54 PM (IDhUW)

148
Biden was in on it.
Posted by: JackStraw

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To what extent? In what capacity?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 01:55 PM (G51Gf)

149 By the way, there was some discussion of what to call the male version of a Karen?

There *is* no male version of Karen. Anyone remotely behaving the way the Karen's are is a Karen, and it doesn't matter what they've got between their legs.

Posted by: Gman at April 17, 2020 01:55 PM (GfWuY)

150 144 140 I think any hold up at this point is whether the evidence is clear that Obama knew and/or ordered the lying to the FISA court and the invasion into Trump's organization and administration.
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We all know the answer to that question. Let's move on to guillotines and piano wire. I've had it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 01:53 PM (Q/Hjr)

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I do wonder how early this whole mess started. It didn't start with Trump.

I fully believe they used FISA to spy on John Roberts, which puts that back all the way to at least 2010.

I think the DOJ was willing to turn against the citizenry at Obama's request the second he was elected. By inauguration day, they were volunteering ways to make him happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

151 I think there is plenty of evidence at this point for arrests, interrogations, charges, firings, 3 AM raids.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2020 01:52 PM (r+sAi)

But these people are my friends and mentors, dammit!

Posted by: Fay Wray at April 17, 2020 01:55 PM (ONvIw)

152 How about a subdivision of the federal court system that's designed to deal with crimes that go across state lines? Individual states are responsible for catching, investigating, and trying criminals. They can coordinate with other states, or other states can refuse to cooperate?

I don't know. Have thought out idea I just came up with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

Various State Police could just have coordinating officers that get assigned to InterStatePol for stints

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 01:55 PM (G546f)

153 How about a subdivision of the federal court system that's designed to deal with crimes that go across state lines? Individual states are responsible for catching, investigating, and trying criminals. They can coordinate with other states, or other states can refuse to cooperate?

I don't know. Have thought out idea I just came up with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:48 PM (LvTSG)


Not sure I am a big fan of the courts taking over investigation roles as well, although in practice maybe courts are completely in bed with law enforcement anyway so probably does not matter. Maybe the FBI has done something right over the years, but I'm not aware of any great successes that came from hard work and talent.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 17, 2020 01:55 PM (GhGb5)

154 I can't imagine Biden as an air traffic controller much less president during a crisis.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 01:56 PM (3aI0K)

155 After 9/11, one of the commission recommendations was to break the FBI up (create a MI5 type organization and a law enforcement, rump FBI org). You know who fought that off ... Robert Mueller.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 17, 2020 01:56 PM (dYe5S)

156 Dissolve the FBI. Farm the lab's capabilities out to various states, with the obligation to share info with the others.

Done. This cesspool has forfeited it's right to exist.


Not sure about the DOJ, though. Maybe mandatory hanging for anyone caught not following procedure or outright lying. They're lawyers, after all. They know better.


Posted by: creeper at April 17, 2020 01:56 PM (XxJt1)

157 Look, I know the FISC is probably full of Deep-State judicial hacks, but why haven't they brought the hammer down on the FBI? Who would want to be lied to and made a fool of on a regular basis?

Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting for the snow to melt at April 17, 2020 01:56 PM (XKZwp)

158 146 Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 01:34 PM (kOpft)

Isn't that the study that VDH was talking about?

It would help give the magicly unknown "denominator" If there's been 40k people that have already had this in that population, that greatly reduces how dangerous this thing really is.

It means that there have been something in the dozens of deaths in that county and 40,000+ (I see up to 80,0000) people that have had it, well then...that's...that's FAR less dangerous than the shrieking Karens are justified on getting their tyrant on over.
Posted by: Gman at April 17, 2020 01:54 PM (GfWuY)

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We're never, ever going to get the denominator.

What we want is rates, and you can get that through designed experiments that track random samples of the population. We could have had several teams working on this concurrently from the beginning of March and have a very clear idea by now what the real rates are instead of relying on self-reported testing of people who show up to hospitals sick.

The CDC is filled with people who understand statistics and experimental design, and they didn't do this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

159 You call him Christopher Wray, I call him Christopher Corruption.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 17, 2020 01:57 PM (xFK4F)

160 Not rogue, SOP.

Eliminate all of FBI.

Let US Marshalls do any work that is necessary.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 17, 2020 01:54 PM (IDhUW)
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Yes, I have thought about this and I like it.
Enumerate all law-enforcement activities in which the FBI engages. Rank the list from most important to least important. Take the top 25 most important items and transfer those duties to the Marshals. Then shut down the FBI and fire everyone who works for them.

FBI agents from the LE side (NOT the intelligence side) may reapply for work in the Marshals with no guarantee of hiring, as long as they have been at the FBI for less than 5 years or more than 15 years and have never held a management position including special agent in charge. New or veteran field agents only.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 01:57 PM (hYcqw)

161 @154
Air traffic controller? Biden has to have an assistant find his dick and take it out of his shorts so he can piss. If he does it hisself he will piss himself. Again.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2020 01:58 PM (o2MD2)

162 153 How about a subdivision of the federal court system that's designed to deal with crimes that go across state lines? Individual states are responsible for catching, investigating, and trying criminals. They can coordinate with other states, or other states can refuse to cooperate?

I don't know. Have thought out idea I just came up with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

Not sure I am a big fan of the courts taking over investigation roles as well, although in practice maybe courts are completely in bed with law enforcement anyway so probably does not matter. Maybe the FBI has done something right over the years, but I'm not aware of any great successes that came from hard work and talent.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 17, 2020 01:55 PM (GhGb5)
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I may have been unclear, but it wouldn't be the court doing the investigating, but the states themselves, bringing their cases to a part of the federal judiciary designed to deal with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

163 The CIA and the FBI all working for foreign interests.
OK, let's say I am wrong about that.
What would they be doing differently?

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 17, 2020 01:58 PM (w7KSn)

164 Who would want to be lied to and made a fool of on a regular basis?

about 38% of the US population that identifies as democratical

Posted by: DanMan at April 17, 2020 01:58 PM (XTiHL)

165
Biden was in on it.
Posted by: JackStraw

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To what extent? In what capacity?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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Never mind; I read down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 01:59 PM (G51Gf)

166 No solution to an inside-the-beltway coup is going to come from inside the beltway.

The only solution that will work is to reduce the power held inside the beltway. Which is simply a bridge too far for a whole lot of people on both sides of the aisle.

Lets just call it what it is - most of America likes living in a police state. As long as someone else is getting policed.

Posted by: Won't Wear the Mask at April 17, 2020 01:59 PM (Dj5/i)

167 The CIA and the FBI all working for foreign interests.
OK, let's say I am wrong about that.
What would they be doing differently?
Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 17, 2020 01:58 PM (w7KSn)
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Not a damn thing.

Whether they are actively working *for* foreign interests or simply actively working *against* American interests, their behavior would be basically the same. The only differences might be whether they advocate for a foreign position consistently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 02:00 PM (hYcqw)

168 Ham and Eggers outraged in 3 ... 2 ...



Never.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2020 02:00 PM (haLSL)

169 Dissolve the FBI. Farm the lab's capabilities out to various states, with the obligation to share info with the others.

Posted by: creeper at April 17, 2020 01:56 PM (XxJt1)

Already done. The states and municipalities already do way more lab work than the FBI. All that really needs to be kept is NCIC since they help facilitate communication between agencies in different states. Give counterintel to the Secret Service. Get rid of everything else.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 02:00 PM (UD/nr)

170 No solution to an inside-the-beltway coup is going to come from inside the beltway.

The only solution that will work is to reduce the power held inside the beltway. Which is simply a bridge too far for a whole lot of people on both sides of the aisle.

Lets just call it what it is - most of America likes living in a police state. As long as someone else is getting policed.
Posted by: Won't Wear the Mask at April 17, 2020 01:59 PM (Dj5/i)
++++++++++++++
Making federal employees live in the United States will be a start. I like this movement of FedGov agencies out of Washington.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 02:01 PM (hYcqw)

171 149

By the way, there was some discussion of what to call the male version of a Karen?

There *is* no male version of Karen. Anyone remotely behaving the way the Karen's are is a Karen, and it doesn't matter what they've got between their legs.

Posted by: Gman at April 17, 2020 01:55 PM

Heh, reminds me of the scene in "Definitely, Maybe" with Ryan Reynolds talking to his young daughter:


Will Hayes: I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women.

Will Hayes: What?

Maya Hayes: What's the boy word for 'slut'?

Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet. But I'm sure they're working on it.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 02:01 PM (Do5/p)

172 ACE said----I don't know if anyone's going to jail -- leftwing juries will refuse to convict -- but I do think that some people will at least be charged.
_______________________________________________-----

I'm still holding out hope for MILITARY TRIBUNALS. I just cannot imagine Lindsey Graham asking Kavanaugh that question just for fun.
Back from picking oranges. i quit at about 50 pounds. I just that doing it on the mountainside, and lugging them back to the house is tough on old guys with bad knees.

Posted by: rld with coffee at April 17, 2020 02:01 PM (PvOQL)

173

As part of this someone needs to sue Yahoo out of existence. It's pure leftist drivel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 17, 2020 02:01 PM (y3B6C)

174 Minnesota Peeps are protesting in front of Governor's Mansion

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 17, 2020 02:02 PM (Oei0T)

175 working *against* American interests, their behavior would be basically the same. The only differences might be whether they advocate for a foreign position consistently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 02:00 PM (hYcqw)

It's crazy to think that only Hillary was on the take. Working FOR.

Posted by: Fay Wray at April 17, 2020 02:02 PM (ONvIw)

176 142 Xipe Totec: "I don't trust ANY federal agency.."

Exactly. This should be front and center in ANY discussion of allowing the government additional powers of any kind. It is in their DNA to resist accountability and burrow deep (state) foxholes from which to snipe at we, the people.

Russiagate is Exhibit 1, The current COVID-19 tragi-travesty is Exhibit 2.

And there are many others we can't yet count.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 17, 2020 02:03 PM (ybC9u)

177
What we want is rates, and you can get that through designed experiments that track random samples of the population. We could have had several teams working on this concurrently from the beginning of March and have a very clear idea by now what the real rates are instead of relying on self-reported testing of people who show up to hospitals sick.


Oh, I agree.

But if they can test a big enough random sampling of a population for the antibodies...that gives them an idea of just how bad this is. From what I understand, that's what this study is. They're trying to get a big enough random sample to determine how dangerous this thing actually is.

One thing, if the % of the population in the study holds out, then the virus actually got to that county *late* and not in early december-january (or it's not nearly as infectious as everyone was screaming).

The other thing, is if that sample was truly random enough, then we also know that the lethality of the thing is far less than the screeching harpies would have us believe.

Posted by: Gman at April 17, 2020 02:03 PM (GfWuY)

178 I may have been unclear, but it wouldn't be the court doing the investigating, but the states themselves, bringing their cases to a part of the federal judiciary designed to deal with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 01:58 PM (LvTSG)


Oh, that I like. It was probably me not paying complete attention to this screen. Actually have some work which I'm supposed to be doing on my other screen, but since I'm probably closing up in a week or two (PPP loan program out of money) I'm completely bored with it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 17, 2020 02:03 PM (GhGb5)

179 2 words Military Tribunals

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 17, 2020 02:03 PM (KR1R4)

180 @173
Yahoo news has no respect for the intelligence of their audience. I can't say I blame them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2020 02:04 PM (o2MD2)

181 We have meet the enemy and they is us. - Pogo

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2020 02:04 PM (gmo/4)

182 Wray is a rat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2020 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

183 166 No solution to an inside-the-beltway coup is going to come from inside the beltway.
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I don't think PDT is an insider and he is President now. If there was a time to reduce their power it is now.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 17, 2020 02:04 PM (IDhUW)

184 I was doing some work at Hobby Airport (Houston) and was invited up into the control tower. There were three people with headsets and mics.

One did approaches, one did airspace and one did ground control.

One of the guys put his earphones on my head to listen. Holy moly what a cacophony of racket!

They all hear the same thing but are able to sort what they needed to hear to keep up with their particular area of import. All I heard was a wall of sound.

Posted by: DanMan at April 17, 2020 02:05 PM (XTiHL)

185 I think Trump should pull off a Master of the Universe level troll, and
announce he is appointing Slow Joe to be the new Federal Covid-19 Czar.
Talk about 'shock and awe'...

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:05 PM (3aI0K)

186
Minnesota Peeps are protesting in front of Governor's Mansion

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 17, 2020 02:02 PM


no matter who is out there, by the time the evening "news" covers the story, they'll all be gun nuts, pro-lifers, & Trump supporters; waving the Confederate battle flag & burning crosses

& blocking ambulances & pizza delivery boys

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2020 02:06 PM (mOsVq)

187 The reason all this stuff is being Declassed is Interim DNI Richard Grenell

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 17, 2020 02:06 PM (KR1R4)

188 government employee pensions are the root of all the problems

Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 02:06 PM (nFwvY)

189 At this point I think Biden will lose his train of thought reading off a teleprompter.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:06 PM (3aI0K)

190
you have to wonder if Joe was only running to put this thing to its final death.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

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Theory:

Any Dem could be trusted to put it to death. If Biden was the only one who could do it, Obama would have endorsed him sooner.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 02:06 PM (G51Gf)

191 Minnesota Peeps are protesting in front of Governor's Mansion
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani

I just saw that Trump tweeted these today:

LIBERATE MINNESOTA!

LIBERATE MICHIGAN!

LIBERATE VIRGINIA!

Posted by: Biergood at April 17, 2020 02:07 PM (FQWHA)

192 We're never, ever going to get the denominator.



What we want is rates, and you can get that through designed
experiments that track random samples of the population. We could have
had several teams working on this concurrently from the beginning of
March and have a very clear idea by now what the real rates are instead
of relying on self-reported testing of people who show up to hospitals
sick.



The CDC is filled with people who understand statistics and experimental design, and they didn't do this.
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Why would the people who support shutting everything down look for evidence that it wasn't necessary? I mean that would drastically reduce their influence.

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 02:07 PM (kOpft)

193 FBI - Fraud, Bribery and Interstate Buggery.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 02:07 PM (Q/Hjr)

194 190
you have to wonder if Joe was only running to put this thing to its final death.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

===========

Theory:

Any Dem could be trusted to put it to death. If Biden was the only one who could do it, Obama would have endorsed him sooner.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 02:06 PM (G51Gf)

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It was personal protection. As long as Biden was running for office, he could claim that any investigation was politically motivated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

195 You cannot just allow the states, counties and cities to perform law enforcement. We learned that lesson in the 1920's and 1930's with Prohibition Gangsterism and the Interstate Bank Robbery Gangs. The KKK pogroms against the Black Voter Rights in the 1950's and 1960's reinforced that lesson.

We need Federal Law Enforcement. There is no way Maryland will ever clean up Baltimore, nor Illinois clean up Chicago. Forget anyone at the state level ever touching the corrupt mess that is California.

The Mexican Cartels? We need Federal Law Enforcement, we just need to make sure it is subservient, and not a criminal enterprise of its own.

The way to do that is to divide and give them power with checks and balances of at least three equal LE Agencies.

You know who I learned this from? The Soviet Fucking Union. They had the MGB/ NKVD/ KGB and the GRU and the Interior Ministry all policing the Kremlin. They all hated each other, and none of them could ever pull a coup without the others exposing the coup. Even Stalin at his craziest and Kruschev at his weakest were safe from any violent coup.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 02:07 PM (+0uDE)

196 Almost all FBI "successes" in the last 50 years or so boil down to wiretaps in one form or the other. Mobsters didn't figure out the FBI was bugging them 7-ways from Sunday. Russians didn't figure out how good the NSA was for awhile. Same with the Jihadis.

The rest of the more normal crime stuff, FBI "wins" is mostly based on straight up BS (profiling, fake lab results,or an agent's willingness to lie and/or frame up suspects) or the Magical Leverage of Overcharging to produce plea bargains.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 17, 2020 02:08 PM (dYe5S)

197 Texas is open!

Posted by: DanMan at April 17, 2020 02:08 PM (XTiHL)

198 Why would the people who support shutting everything down look for evidence that it wasn't necessary? I mean that would drastically reduce their influence.
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The Swedes were the only people to act rationally to the new flu.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 02:08 PM (Q/Hjr)

199 Treason is only fun until they hang you by the neck until dead for it.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at April 17, 2020 02:09 PM (x6XkS)

200 Barr would still only go on to Laura Ingraham's program to huff and puff and say that he was "very concerned."




Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2020 01:30 PM (2JVJo)

#twoweeks

Posted by: WOPR at April 17, 2020 02:10 PM (J70i0)

201 There's no intensity in Biden's eyes, only a 100-yard lost stare as if
he's groping to remember the point he's supposed to be making. Hard to
see that public persona making it all the way through the campaign, but
for the Democrats, he's got to make it at least through the nominating
convention, or the Bernie Bros are going to demand their guy replace
him, because he's No. 2 in the delegate count.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:10 PM (3aI0K)

202 April, who is cleaning up Baltimore and Chicago? They haven't changed in my lifetime other than for the worse.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 02:10 PM (Q/Hjr)

203 What we want is rates, and you can get that through designed experiments that track random samples of the population. We could have had several teams working on this concurrently from the beginning of March and have a very clear idea by now what the real rates are instead of relying on self-reported testing of people who show up to hospitals sick.


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I think that the South Korean data whould be perfectly fine for at least analyzing what the implicit threat of the virus is. Good enough to base policy on.

But the reason "they" dont want to do that is the Koreans testing results push the lethality rate WAAAAAAY down. So they insist on "american testing" which has to get FDA approval... which the Koreans didnt... allows them to keep flying their tyrants flag just a little longer.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:10 PM (nw6Hr)

204 That FL (Hillsborough County) sheriff in the margin story (released murderer, arrested pastor) is a real piece of work.

Sheriff Chad Chronister is on Twitter 24/7.

He calls himself "the most democrat of republicans".

His son is in state prison for stabbing someone on the street. His son is also a wannabe rapper who goes by the name "Z-Chronic".

Posted by: aquaviva at April 17, 2020 02:11 PM (gtKRu)

205 Funny, how we haven't seen any of the Sydney Bluminidiot style grandstanding outside of the grand jury.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:11 PM (3aI0K)

206 I had a neighbor who was an ATC at Hartsfield-Jackson in ATL.

Organized complete chaos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2020 02:11 PM (mWwWG)

207 @Reuters 2 minutes ago

Michigan Governor Whitmer aims to begin reopening state economy on May 1

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 02:13 PM (cF8AT)

208 There was a time, years ago, when if you worked covertly to illegally overthrow the President of the United States, you were committing treason.

They used to put people up against a wall and shoot them for that.

Or hang them.

Either way, it was more than just take their pensions away.

Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 02:14 PM (mrrpT)

209 203 What we want is rates, and you can get that through designed experiments that track random samples of the population. We could have had several teams working on this concurrently from the beginning of March and have a very clear idea by now what the real rates are instead of relying on self-reported testing of people who show up to hospitals sick.


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I think that the South Korean data whould be perfectly fine for at least analyzing what the implicit threat of the virus is. Good enough to base policy on.

But the reason "they" dont want to do that is the Koreans testing results push the lethality rate WAAAAAAY down. So they insist on "american testing" which has to get FDA approval... which the Koreans didnt... allows them to keep flying their tyrants flag just a little longer.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:10 PM (nw6Hr)

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In terms of the real world data sets out there, from what I understand the South Korea numbers are probably the most robust, and, yeah, they indicate much lower death rates than just about anyone else.

In my opinion, anyone who talks about Italy's rates is silly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

210 Biergood, thanks for reminding me to check.

Hoo boy, the Trumpenfuhrer's on a rampage. A delicious and beautiful one (really, the best, amazing).

Slamming Cuomo for whining after receiving the bulk of federal help, slamming WHO for its obvious malfeasance, and the "liberate VA/MI/MN!" stuff is very interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (El6T/)

211 207 @Reuters 2 minutes ago

Michigan Governor Whitmer aims to begin reopening state economy on May 1
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It would seem GM had words with the Gov. She wisely agreed with GM. Now Texas is American again. Sitting here in VA wondering why I have Bloomberg's gimp governing me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (Q/Hjr)

212 Minnesota Peeps are protesting in front of Governor's Mansion

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Just noting Minnesota is 10th from the *bottom* of states by kung flu cases on worldmeters.

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (kOpft)

213 211 207 @Reuters 2 minutes ago

Michigan Governor Whitmer aims to begin reopening state economy on May 1
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It would seem GM had words with the Gov. She wisely agreed with GM. Now Texas is American again. Sitting here in VA wondering why I have Bloomberg's gimp governing me.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (Q/Hjr)

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NOVA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

214 And Christopher Wray did what? Try to keep it from public eyes. How is he still there?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 17, 2020 02:16 PM (vGJY7)

215 We need Federal Law Enforcement. There is no way Maryland will ever clean up Baltimore, nor Illinois clean up Chicago. Forget anyone at the state level ever touching the corrupt mess that is California.

The Mexican Cartels? We need Federal Law Enforcement, we just need to make sure it is subservient, and not a criminal enterprise of its own.


Is there any real action occurring in the examples in your first paragraph? Isn't second paragraph being handled mostly by DEA? I could be completely wrong on both - would hardly be the first time for me, but I'm just not seeing an overriding need for us to have an FBI.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 17, 2020 02:17 PM (GhGb5)

216 In my opinion, anyone who talks about Italy's rates is silly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

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you misspelled "a fucking moron".

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:17 PM (nw6Hr)

217 The Mexican Cartels? We need Federal Law Enforcement, we just need to make sure it is subservient, and not a criminal enterprise of its own.
------------------------
Give the job to the Marines and see how fast the problem disappears.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 02:18 PM (Q/Hjr)

218 DanMan,
"Texas is open".

Can you provide a source. I could not find that. Looked like that 31 deaths (and I'm not jesting) in one day dampened Abbott's desire to reopen the state.
This in a state of over 28M

Posted by: groovygirl at April 17, 2020 02:18 PM (ybC9u)

219 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

220 208 There was a time, years ago, when if you worked covertly to illegally overthrow the President of the United States, you were committing treason.

They used to put people up against a wall and shoot them for that.

Or hang them.

Either way, it was more than just take their pensions away.

Posted by: jwest

the rope. firing squad is too good for that.

Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 02:19 PM (nFwvY)

221 Leading candidate for Grand Dragon of the FBI:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

222 215 We need Federal Law Enforcement. There is no way Maryland will ever clean up Baltimore, nor Illinois clean up Chicago. Forget anyone at the state level ever touching the corrupt mess that is California.

The Mexican Cartels? We need Federal Law Enforcement, we just need to make sure it is subservient, and not a criminal enterprise of its own.

Is there any real action occurring in the examples in your first paragraph? Isn't second paragraph being handled mostly by DEA? I could be completely wrong on both - would hardly be the first time for me, but I'm just not seeing an overriding need for us to have an FBI.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 17, 2020 02:17 PM (GhGb5)

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You know what? If the citizens of Chicago want to perpetuate their shithole status by refusing to do anything to clean up their city, I don't see how that's my concern in South Carolina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

223 185 I think Trump should pull off a Master of the Universe level troll, and
announce he is appointing Slow Joe to be the new Federal Covid-19 Czar.
Talk about 'shock and awe'...
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:05 PM (3aI0K)


OMG.

That would be hysterical.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2020 02:20 PM (TdMsT)

224 Everyone involved in this should be tried, convicted by a jury of their peers and hung by the neck until dead.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

225 216 In my opinion, anyone who talks about Italy's rates is silly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

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you misspelled "a fucking moron".
Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:17 PM (nw6Hr)

=========

I try to be polite.

Politeness costs nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

226 Jasmes Comedy made a joke of the bureau

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:20 PM (3aI0K)

227 Whitmer either got a clue that she was gonna be unelectable or her Chamber buddies laid down the law.
Either way, classic cave.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2020 02:20 PM (r+sAi)

228 Hmm, I said weeks ago the "lockdowns" would not last if trends went the right way, and the last few days that some of the new, seemingly outlandish extensions wouldn't last. Only because that was f***ing obvious.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 02:21 PM (El6T/)

229
Can you provide a source. I could not find that. Looked like that 31 deaths (and I'm not jesting) in one day dampened Abbott's desire to reopen the state.
This in a state of over 28M
Posted by: groovygirl at April 17, 2020 02:18 PM (ybC9u)


There are just under 30 million in Tx.

We've had 393 deaths total.

Abbott opened some businesses to curbside pickup and state parks are opened Monday, however gatherings of 5 or less and masks must be worn.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

230 you misspelled "a fucking moron".
Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:17 PM (nw6Hr)

=========

I try to be polite.

Politeness costs nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

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Meh....

Grumpy old dudes that dont have time to suffer fools get a pass....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:22 PM (nw6Hr)

231 Holcomb the imbecile, governor of Indiana, is very proud of his partnership with the governors of Michigan, Kentucky, Illinois, Ohio, Minnesota and, Wisconsin. They will work closely together to open up the Midwest states economies.

That fucking twat wants Hoosiers to be ruled by the fascist in michigan, Kentucky and Illinois? Fuck you, Holcomb. You suck. You shut down our state in one fucking day and then tell us it has to be reopened carefully, in stages, based on what the governors of other states decide you can do. You spineless, pathetic, pile of stains! Go Fuck yourself with a razor wire wrapped, flaming coconut.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 17, 2020 02:22 PM (myjNJ)

232 We need Federal Law Enforcement.

Where is Elliot Ness when you need him ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:22 PM (3aI0K)

233 #twoweeks, you morons. Lol

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 17, 2020 02:22 PM (UYvk0)

234 Sitting here in VA wondering why I have Bloomberg's gimp governing me.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (Q/Hjr)
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Yep. I hear they're going to shorten the motto to "Semper Tyrannis" and that the figures on the flag are going to change places.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2020 02:22 PM (dfRN6)

235 NOVA
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)


Decent in the early 70's, but the 90's version was horrific garbage.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

236 NOVA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

A warning to those who say Texas is open. You can be too open. NOVA is gone and so is Virginia for the foreseeable future. The government keeps expanding but only in one place. Major agencies should be sent far and wide. This is something Trump can do that will last. No on will allow them to move back to The Swamp if they are already afield.

Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 02:23 PM (hHxp2)

237 DanMan,
"Texas is open".


and only a few days after Texans stopped listening and started going about their business.

Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 02:23 PM (nFwvY)

238 Whitmer either got a clue that she was gonna be unelectable or her Chamber buddies laid down the law.
Either way, classic cave.


Great, now can we get my empty skinsuit of a governor to open WI earlier than MAY FREAKIN' 26th?

Holy crap.

Then the douche had the temerity to whine to the president that WI has lost 2 billion dollars.

THAT'S YOUR OWN FAULT, JACKASS.

Posted by: Gman at April 17, 2020 02:23 PM (GfWuY)

239 208 There was a time, years ago, when if you worked covertly to illegally overthrow the President of the United States, you were committing treason."

not many understand that Treason, as commonly defined as one thing, and Treason, as legally defined, is something else.

Commonly defined Treason means attempting to overthrow the lawful Government, by any means.

But under US Law, legally defined Treason means using Arms and making War against the US government, or supporting those who are actively waging a (hot) war against the US government. Cold wars don't count.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2020 02:23 PM (trdmm)

240 james clapper, james comey, jimmy carter ... maybe don't give kids JC initials, they may develop a Jesus Complex.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 02:23 PM (Cus5s)

241 Gov Abbott just re-opened Texas!

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:24 PM (3aI0K)

242 Remember, the Woods Procedures demand that every statement submitted to
the FISC be vetted in the extreme to insure complete accuracy.

__________


"You mean, like, clearing logs? *hic* *shart*" -- Hillary 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2020 02:24 PM (j9N+z)

243 NOVA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)



Decent in the early 70's, but the 90's version was horrific garbage.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

hold my beer!

Posted by: NOVA in the 2010s at April 17, 2020 02:25 PM (hHxp2)

244 240 james clapper, james comey, jimmy carter ... maybe don't give kids JC initials, they may develop a Jesus Complex.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 02:23 PM (Cus5s)

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"You save one dying red planet, and people start throwing labels."
-John Carter of Mars

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

245 Gov Abbott just re-opened the great state of ... Texas!

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:25 PM (3aI0K)

246 There was a time, years ago, when if you worked covertly to illegally overthrow the President of the United States, you were committing treason."

not many understand that Treason, as commonly defined as one thing, and Treason, as legally defined, is something else.

Commonly defined Treason means attempting to overthrow the lawful Government, by any means.

But under US Law, legally defined Treason means using Arms and making War against the US government, or supporting those who are actively waging a (hot) war against the US government. Cold wars don't count.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2020 02:23 PM (trdmm)

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Sedition.

The word you are looking for is sedition.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:25 PM (nw6Hr)

247

Colin Kaepernick is giving back to the community with a new fund to provide families with relief during the coronavirus pandemic.

The former NFL star launched the Know Your Rights Camp COVID-19 Relief Fund Thursday.

"Structural racism makes Black & Brown ppl more likely to die from #COVID19," a tweet on the campaign's Twitter account said.

The money raised will go toward communities that are disproportionately affected by the virus.

Kaepernick kicked off the campaign by donating $100,000.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 02:25 PM (aKsyK)

248 Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2020 02:23 PM (trdmm)

OK, then it is a least Sedition

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2020 02:25 PM (gmo/4)

249
Posted by: groovygirl

Brady Bunch used to use "groovy" a lot.
It was out of style by my time.

There was a cartoon in the early 70's called The Groovy Ghoulies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrEMOqaGsAo

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:26 PM (aw1me)

250 Not rogue, SOP.

Eliminate all of FBI.

Let US Marshalls do any work that is necessary.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 17, 2020 01:54 PM (IDhUW)
+++++++++++++++
Yes, I have thought about this and I like it.
Enumerate all law-enforcement activities in which the FBI engages. Rank the list from most important to least important. Take the top 25 most important items and transfer those duties to the Marshals. Then shut down the FBI and fire everyone who works for them.

FBI agents from the LE side (NOT the intelligence side) may reapply for work in the Marshals with no guarantee of hiring, as long as they have been at the FBI for less than 5 years or more than 15 years and have never held a management position including special agent in charge. New or veteran field agents only.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 01:57 PM

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No, keep the Marshals independent.
Keep the incompetent clowns of the BATFEIEIO in charge of guns
The DEA needs some work, but not today.

Abolish the FBI mission.
Stand up three independent organizations doing their work. People upthread had some good ideas.
Do not letter any current or former FBI in the new organizations, nor any parent, sibling, cousin, niece, or nephew of an FBI agent or associate in the new organizations either.

Assign the existing FBI to a reasonable federal mission, finding the supposed 5,000 Native American Women and children that go missing every year. Trump even had an EO on this. Every FBI agent gets assigned to this work and assigned to the reservations and Eskimo villages, and works until they resign or retire. (Trust me, they will never run out of work).


Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 02:26 PM (+0uDE)

251 >>> 110 Just saw an ad on the tv from Al Quaeda saying "we're in this together" and they're "still here for me."
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 01:45 PM

I got a 'Rona sympathy email from Mathworks! Next my tattered Fortran 77 book will stop by to see how I'm doin'

Posted by: banana Dream at April 17, 2020 02:26 PM (l6b3d)

252 I'm hoping for recess appointments. Get Wray outa there!

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 17, 2020 02:26 PM (zUdXR)

253 Great, now can we get my empty skinsuit of a governor to open WI earlier than MAY FREAKIN' 26th?

Holy crap.

Then the douche had the temerity to whine to the president that WI has lost 2 billion dollars.

THAT'S YOUR OWN FAULT, JACKASS.

Posted by: Gman at April 17, 2020 02:23 PM (GfWuY)

I don't understand WI at all. May 26th is ridiculous.

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 02:26 PM (cF8AT)

254 "The money raised will go toward communities that are disproportionately affected by the virus."



Sounds structurally racist.

Posted by: fd' at April 17, 2020 02:27 PM (Tnijr)

255 NOVA in the 70s and 80s is another world. Surely that is true for a lot of places but that place has changed so much it is unrecognizable. They still have the rich 'burbs, hell they are richer. But the place has no soul anymore.

Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 02:27 PM (hHxp2)

256 Can't wait to see these rat bastards strung up

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 02:28 PM (ZCEU2)

257 @Reuters 2 minutes ago



Michigan Governor Whitmer aims to begin reopening state economy on May 1
--
Day of Protest: Those people are endangering lives!
DOP +1: Sheriffs: Bitch, we don't work for you.
DOP +2: Governor folds

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 02:28 PM (kOpft)

258 Kaepernick kicked off the campaign by donating $100,000.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 02:25 PM (aKsyK)


His cause could be bringing my family members back from the dead and I wouldn't give that muthafucker 1 thin dime.

DIAF you anti-American piece of SHIT.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

259 >>> I don't know if anyone's going to jail -- leftwing juries will refuse to convict -- but I do think that some people will at least be charged. <<<

I'll bet a number of coronavirus deaths are being planned in order to prevent anyone being charged, let alone convicted. Everyone who worked for Brennan, Clapper, and Comey better go into extreme self-protective self-isolation.

Posted by: Gref at April 17, 2020 02:28 PM (AMIL/)

260 I don't understand WI at all. May 26th is ridiculous.

Yes. I live here, and I don't understand it.

And yeah, May 26th is dumb. The only reason I can see behind it is the jackass canceled the rest of the school year, and so realizes that parents are going to need to be home to watch their kids or something. I don't even farkin' know at this point, and I'm beyond upset about it.
Already told my dad that we're going fishing at the beginning of June, hell or high water, and if that means I use bolt cutters to get into the boat launch then that's what it means.

Posted by: Gman at April 17, 2020 02:29 PM (GfWuY)

261 "The word you are looking for is sedition."

Call it what you like, no one is going to get charged with that.

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 17, 2020 02:29 PM (w7KSn)

262 Brian Kemp tweeted about reopening GA as soon as possible, and the unhinged liberals in this state are losing their minds.

He should keep Atlanta under lockdown and reopen the rest of the state. Let the metro Atlanta progs wallow in misery as they remain hiding under their beds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

263 341 how did you see Abbott Re-opened Texas? It looks pretty much like same old same old. No restaurants no stores no get togethers. Wear a mask. Please tell me how you see this as reopening. Some official in Houston says he will let us know when something changes! We are just goi g to sit here and allow ourselves to be co trolled by petty despots?

Posted by: AnnaS at April 17, 2020 02:29 PM (VQjKe)

264 Research dropped today from Santa Clara County, CA suggesting that antibody testing shows an infection rate 50-85 times greater than the number of confirmed cases.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 02:29 PM (UD/nr)

265
Colin Kaepernick is giving back to the community...

Yeah, the political community. Not one dime will go to actual people.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:30 PM (aw1me)

266 Brady Bunch used to use "groovy" a lot.
It was out of style by my time.

There was a cartoon in the early 70's called The Groovy Ghoulies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrEMOqaGsAo
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:26 PM (aw1me)

-------

Slow down. You move too fast.
You gotta make the morning last.
Just kicking down the cobblesone road.

Lookin for fun.... and feeling Grooooovy.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:30 PM (nw6Hr)

267 Excuse I meant to type 241

Posted by: AnnaS at April 17, 2020 02:30 PM (VQjKe)

268 >>The DEA needs some work, but not today.


The DEA makes the FBI look like a well oiled machine.

DEA Agents are scraped off the bottom of the Federal Barrel

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2020 02:30 PM (haLSL)

269 There was a cartoon in the early 70's called The Groovy Ghoulies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrEMOqaGsAo
Posted by: Soothsayer


OMG!

I used to watch that cartoon! holy shit! Blast from the past

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)

270 264 Research dropped today from Santa Clara County, CA suggesting that antibody testing shows an infection rate 50-85 times greater than the number of confirmed cases.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 02:29 PM (UD/nr)

==========

Lockdowns could be done very soon.

The economic impact will remain for a while, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)

271 don't understand WI at all. May 26th is ridiculous.



Yes. I live here, and I don't understand it.



And yeah, May 26th is dumb. The only reason I can see behind it is
the jackass canceled the rest of the school year, and so realizes that
parents are going to need to be home to watch their kids or something. I
don't even farkin' know at this point, and I'm beyond upset about it.

Already told my dad that we're going fishing at the beginning of
June, hell or high water, and if that means I use bolt cutters to get
into the boat launch then that's what it means.

Posted by: Gman at April 17, 2020 02:29 PM (GfWuY)

For one thing, I believe the 26th is after Sean Duffy replacement election.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 17, 2020 02:31 PM (88+cf)

272 Groovy is such a groovy word I will break it out occasionally when appropriate.

Posted by: fd' at April 17, 2020 02:31 PM (Tnijr)

273 241 Gov Abbott just re-opened Texas!
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:24 PM (3aI0K)


And here in Vermont I just heard that I may be allowed to reopen my office on Monday. Not 100% sure yet, and even if I do it is not going to do me great deal of good as my projects in Michigan and New Jersey are still in semi-permanent coma, my biggest client is in Canada and they are completely locked down, and I only have one local client that falls under the 2 people maximum in any one office rule. At least I may be free of my freezing, windowless basement. Need to go find the actual declaration to see what the gov. actually did say.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 17, 2020 02:31 PM (GhGb5)

274 Answer me these:

When convictions occur do you think they will be appealed?

Do you think things need to be corruption tight?

If Congress gets the info, will it leak?

Do you think Wray is doing the investigating?



Posted by: nip at April 17, 2020 02:31 PM (Izot6)

275 Washington State,

first ones in

last ones out.

how much you wanna bet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 02:31 PM (d7Ww2)

276 whatever happened to bitchen and awesome?

Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 02:32 PM (hHxp2)

277 ""You save one dying red planet, and people start throwing labels."

-John Carter of Mars"

in movies, I'd guess the JC initial thing is never accidental ... Sarah Connors has John Connor ... the rest is history ... until it is rewritten by another JC from the future.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 02:32 PM (Cus5s)

278 FBI is corrupt and needs to be dissolved. Replace with the federal agency that inspires real fear in criminals everywhere, the DEA. They do more with less and are effective. The cartels don't fear the fumbling FBI, the DEA scares the fuck out of them.

I'd disband the FBI and make them watch as I tossed their badges into a smelter. Fuck all of them.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at April 17, 2020 02:32 PM (bML9A)

279 Under Coonman, ROVA is going to go NOVA

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 17, 2020 02:32 PM (nRWPy)

280 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Who watches the watchmen?

Posted by: filbert at April 17, 2020 02:32 PM (NiXyF)

281 He should keep Atlanta under lockdown and reopen the rest of the state. Let the metro Atlanta progs wallow in misery as they remain hiding under their beds.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

As my late grandfather was fond of saying, Sherman did such a good job that someone should do it again.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 02:32 PM (UD/nr)

282 Research dropped today from Santa Clara County, CA suggesting that antibody testing shows an infection rate 50-85 times greater than the number of confirmed cases.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 02:29 PM (UD/nr)


Those are significantly MASSIVE numbers, if true.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

283 I was more of a Johnny Quest and Herculoids fan.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2020 02:33 PM (gmo/4)

284 246
There was a time, years ago, when if you worked covertly to illegally
overthrow the President of the United States, you were committing
treason."



not many understand that Treason, as commonly defined as one thing, and Treason, as legally defined, is something else.



Commonly defined Treason means attempting to overthrow the lawful Government, by any means.



But under US Law, legally defined Treason means using Arms and
making War against the US government, or supporting those who are
actively waging a (hot) war against the US government. Cold wars don't
count.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2020 02:23 PM (trdmm)



-----



Sedition.



The word you are looking for is sedition.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:25 PM (nw6Hr)

The end result still should be the same - if properly convicted.
Heads on pikes all along Pennsylvania Ave. Let them rot there as warnings to others.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2020 02:33 PM (N39Ws)

285 whatever happened to bitchen and awesome?
Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 02:32 PM (hHxp2)

-----

Ever notice that about the only slang word hat is universal across generations is "cool".

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:33 PM (nw6Hr)

286 hey ace,

how about a thread on 60s and 70s cartoons

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

287 [io] FBI is corrupt and needs to be dissolved. Replace with the federal agency that inspires real fear in criminals everywhere, the DEA. They do more with less and are effective. The cartels don't fear the fumbling FBI, the DEA scares the fuck out of them.

I'd disband the FBI and make them watch as I tossed their badges into a smelter. Fuck all of them.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at April 17, 2020 02:32 PM (bML9A)

Privatize it. Give it the power to investigate the GOVERNMENT.

We'll see who laughs last.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

288 how about a thread on 60s and 70s cartoons
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)


Speed Buggy, FTW

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

289 How ya doing Bobby?

Bitchin.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2020 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

290
Because there's an ongoing criminal investigation with a grand jury already in place.


If you don't think Joe was in on it, read this thread from 2 years ago. The information coming out now proves he was right.

https://tinyurl.com/ybts3jfk

Not the dates. The FBI swore they didn't get the Steele information until late September 2016. They lied.

Time for a dog walk.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 01:32 PM (ZLI7S)

--------

There is always something that slows things down, isn't there Jack?

Posted by: MAGA at April 17, 2020 02:35 PM (HodVf)

291 "how about a thread on 60s and 70s cartoons"


Far out!

Posted by: fd' at April 17, 2020 02:35 PM (Tnijr)

292 >> Replace with the federal agency that inspires real fear in criminals everywhere, the DEA.


Seriously, the most corrupt of ALL the Fed Law Enforcement Agencies.

Those guys don't follow ANY Privacy / Surveilence rules.

They purpsefully allow drug dealers to go free to take advantage of Federal Guidelines that pay them the same dollars for a posession arrest.

Completely lawless in their actions those fuckers. And like I said, the dumbest of the dumb.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2020 02:35 PM (haLSL)

293 As my late grandfather was fond of saying, Sherman did such a good job that someone should do it again.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 02:32 PM (UD/nr)
-------

Down here in "the free state of Chatham," we refer to the ATL as "federally occupied Atlanta."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:35 PM (ptqGC)

294 It looks like the various state governors are crumbling one by one...lack of tax revenues probably making it pretty uncomfortable now and, as Cuomo whined, Trump ain't giving out fed $$ without strings attached.

Look to see each state fold up like an old lawn chair as others come back on line...with imbeciles like Cuomo, Murphy and KKK Coonsman trying to hold out to the bitter end...

Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 02:35 PM (32YRo)

295 Heh. One of the twitter sleuths has found that a July 2016 TV statement by Clinton campaign official almost perfectly matches the Alexander Downer "tip" that was a key part of the fake-collusion "investigation". Hans Mahncke.

As noted by others, the link to the Oval is of course the most interesting known unkown. Well, semi-unknown. There are at least a few bits of evidence - the "WH wants to know everything on this" text (from Lisa Donkey Chompers, I think?), and documentation of a briefing of WH CoS by senior DOJ/FBI.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 02:35 PM (El6T/)

296 Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Good idea but I see people who get close to things start to suicide and disappear.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 02:35 PM (VyxAO)

297 hey ace,

how about a thread on 60s and 70s cartoons
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)


------

There is only Johnny Quest


ok. .... and old Tom an Jerries.

ok..... throw in Road Runner too

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:36 PM (nw6Hr)

298 Josie and the Pussycats

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 02:36 PM (d7Ww2)

299 Lockdowns could be done very soon.

The economic impact will remain for a while, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)

The first hurdle after the lockdowns are over will be convincing people who have been scared out of their minds that it's OK to live again.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 02:36 PM (UD/nr)

300 It wasn't a cartoon, but how about Fireball XL5?

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2020 02:36 PM (gmo/4)

301 >>There is always something that slows things down, isn't there Jack?

Only for the clueless.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)

302 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


Posted by: filbert at April 17, 2020 02:32 PM (NiXyF)

Don't be talkin messkin in here!

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 17, 2020 02:36 PM (88+cf)

303 106 95 Unless FISA courts are abolished, you can count on more of this. It's a system meant for abuse.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 17, 2020 01:42 PM (H5knJ)

Agreed.

There is a reason the entire civilized world settled on adversarial processes of varying degrees for their court systems.

Because this is what happens 100% of the time when you have secret ex parte court systems.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 17, 2020 01:44 PM (cnTJD)

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All we need is some new procedures and training.

Posted by: MAGA at April 17, 2020 02:36 PM (HodVf)

304 BREAKING. Comic-Con cancelled

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:37 PM (3aI0K)

305 Finally found Abbott's order.
Honestly not much of an opening. Retail only on a "to go" basis.
State parks open but one must wear a mask and limit groups to 5 people.

Pitiful imho.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 17, 2020 02:37 PM (ybC9u)

306
Bitchin.
Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2020 02:34 PM (gmo/4)


A classic:

https://youtu.be/1v3CzvQ9e_w

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

307 291 "how about a thread on 60s and 70s cartoons"


by the end of the 60's the animation was shit

Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 02:37 PM (nFwvY)

308 Magilla Gorilla

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 02:37 PM (d7Ww2)

309 So, when do we get to perp walk Steele?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2020 01:44 PM (NgKpN)

Have to get him on US soil first. He's hiding out in Blighty for the time being.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 17, 2020 02:37 PM (qyH+l)

310 Manitowoc minute ep 55 is real funny

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 02:37 PM (G546f)

311 A second cure (or was it the first) Remdesivir effective.

Posted by: Fay Wray at April 17, 2020 02:37 PM (ONvIw)

312 304 BREAKING. Comic-Con cancelled
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:37 PM (3aI0K)

I think it might be canceled for about a century.

that business is dead. I don't think its coming back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (trdmm)

313 Denmark is going to allow barber shops and salons to reopen on Monday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (ptqGC)

314 Popeye cartoons from the 1930's - 1958.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

315 Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 02:36 PM (UD/nr)

Hopefully the gyms will be empty. My fat ass has been stress eating and drinking. More open power racks for me.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (VyxAO)

316 Off fay sock

Posted by: CN at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (ONvIw)

317 Probably will be willowed, but: October 2016 --- what else was going on in October 2016?

Wasn't the FBI allegedly scrupulously reviewing the Weiner laptop email cache in late October 2016??

Seems awfully convenient that they were pulling faked intel from the Hillary campaign, via a UK spy working with Russians at the same time Hillary was being investigated.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh)

318 Missouri extended to May 3rd...which is ridiculous too. But May 26th!? Don't get it.


Also, I hate the word groovy....

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (cF8AT)

319 Oh, and I forgot, schools closed for the duration. Not at all good.
This is not the Texas I thought we have.

Too many transplants from blue states I guess.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (ybC9u)

320 Obama's FBI, voyeurs, imagine that.

https://justthenews.com/accountability/russia-and-
ukraine-scandals/fbi-collected-improper-cell-phone-
pictures-while-spying

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (JP4mP)

321 Actually Boswell I don't think those governors will "hang on" at all.

Recall all the way back to yesterday, when objective standards for relaxing restrictions were issued by the WH. Any governor going outside/beyond those guidelines, absent some X factor everyone can see, will be sticking their face into a buzzsaw. That is, it won't happen.

And those guidelines, like everything else in this story, of course, as was obvious all along, may shift in reaction to experience and more info becoming available. So even those may be softened/lowered.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 02:39 PM (El6T/)

322
When convictions occur do you think they will be appealed?

Do you think things need to be corruption tight?

If Congress gets the info, will it leak?

Do you think Wray is doing the investigating?



Posted by: nip

=========

Speaking as someone who knows absolutely nothing, the correct answer to all is the most cynical one possible.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 02:39 PM (G51Gf)

323 Tami,
so sorry you don't like the handle. It is ironic...

Posted by: groovygirl at April 17, 2020 02:39 PM (ybC9u)

324 A classic:


https://youtu.be/1v3CzvQ9e_w


Don't forget your Motley Crew Tshirt!

Posted by: fd' at April 17, 2020 02:39 PM (Tnijr)

325 Washington State,



first ones in



last ones out.



how much you wanna bet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 02:31 PM (d7Ww2)

Reported deaths in WA today: 2
New York: 630
I think NY is probably going to hang on to last out.

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 02:39 PM (kOpft)

326 I loved Blue Falcon and Dynomutt

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 02:40 PM (UD/nr)

327
Don't forget your Motley Crew Tshirt!
Posted by: fd' at April 17, 2020 02:39 PM (Tnijr)


All the proceeds go to bail the lead singer out of jail!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Reported deaths in WA today: 2
New York: 630
I think NY is probably going to hang on to last out.
Posted by: Metho


Hold my beer

Posted by: Jay Inslee at April 17, 2020 02:40 PM (d7Ww2)

329 How many of the FBI really think of themselves as the Praetorian guard?

Like I think an junta in America present day would come from the FBI/DOJ not the military.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 17, 2020 02:40 PM (yL25O)

330 319 Oh, and I forgot, schools closed for the duration. Not at all good.
This is not the Texas I thought we have.

Too many transplants from blue states I guess.
Posted by: groovygirl at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (ybC9u)



https://www.newsmax.com/politics/texas-greg-abbott-ken-paxton-conservatives/2020/04/16/id/963300/

This should happen in every state.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (JP4mP)

331 I think NY is probably going to hang on to last out.
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 02:39 PM (kOpft)

You think they'd be ordering up a huge supply of remdesivir, no?

Posted by: CN at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (ONvIw)

332
The Inspector, with the bestest theme music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3RP2zU6iD0

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (aw1me)

333 309 So, when do we get to perp walk Steele?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2020 01:44 PM (NgKpN)

Have to get him on US soil first. He's hiding out in Blighty for the time being.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 17, 2020 02:37 PM (qyH+l)

sad, uncomfortable fact - he broke no laws. He did a lot of shit, but he broke no laws, and he's not under our jurisdiction, anyways. Even his interview with the IG was purely voluntary.

Also, he isn't "hiding out" in Blighty. He lives there. He's always lived there. That's why Hillary, Brennan, and Blumenthal used him - he was never subject to US law. Still isn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (trdmm)

334 BREAKING. Comic-Con cancelled
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:37 PM (3aI0K)

But DeBlasio just opened up Comic-Convict in NYC, they'll all be creeping around everyone's neighborhood soon enough.

Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (32YRo)

335 ..I'm not the sharpest bulb in the shed now, but when I deteriorate to
Biden's alarmingly low level of mental acuity, I hope to be sitting on
the porch in my underwear yelling and throwing rocks at cars - not
campaigning for office.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2020 01:39 PM (MVjcR)




"Weasel Acres Home for the Geezerly"


Has a nice ring to it, right?


*runs serpentine*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (QzJWU)

336 70's cartoons you say? Well I say Tom Slick, George of the Jungle, and Super Chicken! Fat Albert and Friends were okay too.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (myjNJ)

337 Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 02:36 PM (UD/nr)

Hopefully the gyms will be empty. My fat ass has been stress eating and drinking. More open power racks for me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (VyxAO)

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Im literally dying over here with my gym closed.

(talking like a millenial for effect)

Im sick of doing push ups and jumping rope and deep knee bends.

I USED to have a squat rack and several hundred pounds of free weights. But I sold it all.

Stupid me.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (nw6Hr)

338 off nasty governor sock

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (d7Ww2)

339 Comic Con, the big one, here? Well yeah - not enough time til then for confidence in complete relaxation.

It'll be back, along with everything else.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 02:42 PM (El6T/)

340 Betty Boop toons with a Don Redman hot jazz soundtrack.

Posted by: getting the banned culture at April 17, 2020 02:42 PM (ncpbL)

341 The Federal Bureau of Hacks. Wile E. Coyote aspires to this level of genius.

Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2020 02:42 PM (95j/9)

342 323 Tami,
so sorry you don't like the handle. It is ironic...

Posted by: groovygirl at April 17, 2020 02:39 PM (ybC9u)

Nothing against you personally.

I grew up in the 60's & 70's. Got burned out on the word and that just always stuck with me.

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 02:42 PM (cF8AT)

343 The Inspector, with the bestest theme music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3RP2zU6iD0
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (aw1me)

Always loved that! I think it first appeared in "A Shot in the Dark"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2020 02:42 PM (trdmm)

344 Methos
I have to agree with Nurse.
Inslee is a weakling and will do whatever his master's tell him.
I expect him to try to extend into mid summer just to punsh the rubes east of the mountains who didn't vote for his sorry ass.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 02:43 PM (Eb+fP)

345 Fractured Flickers. Moose n squirrel.

Posted by: banned at April 17, 2020 02:43 PM (ncpbL)

346 ..I'm not the sharpest bulb in the shed now, but when I deteriorate to
Biden's alarmingly low level of mental acuity, I hope to be sitting on
the porch in my underwear yelling and throwing rocks at cars - not
campaigning for office.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2020 01:39 PM (MVjcR)



"Weasel Acres Home for the Geezerly"


Has a nice ring to it, right?


*runs serpentine*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim


Dibs on a bunk by a window!
I wanna watch the birdies.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (NNh6R)

347 Crusader Rabbit

Posted by: banned banned banned at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (ncpbL)

348 Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (nw6Hr)

Good on ya for the home workouts. I can't think of anything I'd rather do less than that. So I got fat. REALLY stupid me.

I plan on turning my garage into a home gym. Gotta buy a big ass shed to put all our lawn/outside shit tho.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (VyxAO)

349 ROGER RAMJET HE'S OUR HERO
SAVIOR OF THE NATION!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (trdmm)

350 Gotta love the locust progs calling Gov. Kemp a hillbilly.

Go back to wherever you came from.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

351
It wasn't a cartoon, but how about Fireball XL5?
Posted by: Archer


Set course for home

Posted by: Robert the robot at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (aKsyK)

352 *runs serpentine*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Watched that movie last summer, very funny. Much better than the remake.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (GhGb5)

353 343 The Inspector, with the bestest theme music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3RP2zU6iD0
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (aw1me)

Always loved that! I think it first appeared in "A Shot in the Dark"
Posted by: Tom Servo

awesome!

also The Pink Panther

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (d7Ww2)

354
https://tinyurl.com/y7xbaoub

I used to love these two too. Not sure this cartoon ever had a name.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:45 PM (nw6Hr)

355

Spectrum is green!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (aw1me)

356 I think NY is probably going to hang on to last out.

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 02:39 PM (kOpft)



You think they'd be ordering up a huge supply of remdesivir, no?





Posted by: CN at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (ONvIw)

If they had an interest in curing the sick, yes.

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (kOpft)

357


NOOOOOOD




Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (aw1me)

358 how about a thread on 60s and 70s cartoons"


Far out!
Posted by: fd' at April 17, 2020 02:35 PM (Tnijr)

I wanted to grow up a marry Speed Racer.
We called our dad "Pops'' because he looked like Pops Racer.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (Xt7n2)

359 Stand up three independent organizations doing their work. People upthread had some good ideas.
---
I understand the desire to have checks and balances.

However, I do not think the solution is to create more agencies. Consolidation and downsizing is better.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (IDhUW)

360 336
70's cartoons you say? Well I say Tom Slick, George of the Jungle, and Super Chicken! Fat Albert and Friends were okay too.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 17, 2020 02:41 PM (myjNJ)

Nobody gets it when I say, "You knew the job was dangerous when you took it."

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (88+cf)

361 I will consider Texas open when and only when I can go to Hooters in Addison and buy rickb223 a beer.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

362 Oh, and I forgot, schools closed for the duration. Not at all good.
This is not the Texas I thought we have.

Too many transplants from blue states I guess.
Posted by: groovygirl at April 17, 2020 02:38 PM (ybC9u)



https://www.newsmax.com/politics/texas-greg-abbott-ken-paxton-conservatives/2020/04/16/id/963300/

This should happen in every state.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit



Just close down the schools forever.
The ignorant little shits don't need to learn anything.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (NNh6R)

363 Tami Missouri is May 3, but Mayor Quintin Lucas, wise man that he is didn't think that was good enough and extended to may 15 for the "four core" counties of which I'm one. I still don't understand why we are obeying him instead of Parsons.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (BLT3V)

364 My understanding is that the act that created the Homeland Security department ruined the checks and balances between federal agencies.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (JKNZq)

365 Here's what every Democrat will say:

"How can you concentrate on these things in the past when people are dying of COVID-19!!!

Let it go! Mistakes were made!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (CjFDo)

366 305 and 319 I could not agree more! What a pitiful re-opening. Not much change as I see it. Houston mayor saying he will tell people when things can change? How long will Texans put up with this?

Posted by: AnnaS at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (VQjKe)

367 I will consider Texas open when and only when I can go to Hooters in Addison and buy rickb223 a beer.
Posted by: Sponge


LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 02:49 PM (NNh6R)

368 361 I will consider Texas open when I can go to Randies in Frisco on Fridsy night!

Posted by: AnnaS at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (VQjKe)

369

Have mentioned it before.

Two words to counter the liberal juries.
Military. Tribunals.

Is it possible some of these folks held positions that make that possible?

Hmmmm

Posted by: teej at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (HTJUH)

370 363 Tami Missouri is May 3, but Mayor Quintin Lucas, wise man that he is didn't think that was good enough and extended to may 15 for the "four core" counties of which I'm one. I still don't understand why we are obeying him instead of Parsons.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (BLT3V)

Well that sucks! Any marches planned?

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (cF8AT)

371 So what happened to Move On?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (Q/Hjr)

372 I still don't understand why we are obeying him instead of Parsons.
----------------------
Cuz he has cops with guns, judges with jails, and guards with guns. Other than that, no reason at all.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 02:55 PM (Q/Hjr)

373 356: They've known about Remdesivir for at least 6 weeks

Posted by: CN at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (ONvIw)

374 294 It looks like the various state governors are crumbling one by one...lack of tax revenues probably making it pretty uncomfortable now and, as Cuomo whined, Trump ain't giving out fed $$ without strings attached.

Look to see each state fold up like an old lawn chair as others come back on line...with imbeciles like Cuomo, Murphy and KKK Coonsman trying to hold out to the bitter end...
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 02:35 PM (32YRo)

These guys are trying very hard to prevent my 1 May 2020 prediction from coming true, but I think that Trump may help me pull this one out - even from these malcontents.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 17, 2020 03:01 PM (iuFgi)

375 I need help. I am a long time reader and occasional commenter. I recently reactivated my twitter account, as "wferrin1" and have problems picking up traction. I have never done some thing like this....but I would appreciate any boost.
I apologize for doing so on this page.

Posted by: wferrin at April 17, 2020 03:22 PM (UjYaa)

376 89 53 Sundown is the common term used to describe elderly people with dementia whose cognitive abilities worsen in the evening starting at sundown. Many of them become restless start wandering or become violent. There typically called sundowners.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (gvLkZ)

Do they get argumentative, bordering on rage, when you disagree with them? Serious q.

Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (r28kI)

377 BTW, is it time to remind people that President Trump was impeached for "obstruction of Congress" which is exactly what Wray is doing.

Posted by: wferrin at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (UjYaa)

378 *leftwing juries will refuse to convict

Not too many lefties in Guantanamo. Let's try them there....

Posted by: Bunsen Honeydew at April 17, 2020 06:35 PM (wY5g7)

379 Wow, this post is fastidious, my sister is analyzing
these kinds of things, therefore I am going to convey her.

Posted by: arcade game at April 19, 2020 05:34 PM (DD8mO)

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