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No Big Deal: China Executing an "Aggressive" Disinformation/Interference Strategy to Subvert Our Democratic Processes in Favor of the Leftists and NeverTrumpers
Some interference in elections by hostile foreign powers is okay.
China is conducting an aggressive disinformation and influence campaign designed to block the re-election of President Trump in 2020, according to a dissident Chinese billionaire who until recently was close to senior Beijing leaders. Guo Wengui, an exiled Chinese real estate tycoon-turned-anti-communist critic, said in an interview that details of the influence operation were disclosed recently by Chinese Vice President Wang Qishan in Beijing. The campaign has been underway since the 2018 mid-term election and involves enlisting pro-China elements inside the United States to end the Trump administration after four years.I don't think we're going to see the FBI and CIA start targeting and spying on "pro-China" elements in our government or the Democrat Party. Such as Joe Biden, for example.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 01, 2019 02:56 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2019 02:56 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2019 02:56 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 01, 2019 02:56 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2019 02:57 PM (axyOa)
Call Jerry Nadler!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 01, 2019 02:57 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2019 02:57 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2019 02:57 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: G marks the spot at August 01, 2019 02:57 PM (TExU3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2019 02:58 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2019 02:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 02:58 PM (faKXv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2019 02:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: The Democrat/Left/Media Complex at August 01, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2019 02:58 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 02:58 PM (Ez6QX)
Hollywood and Google nod approvingly.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 01, 2019 02:58 PM (aS1PU)
>>We know about DiFi, but who else?
Amash seems a likely candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 02:58 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (FC8Ev)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Oddnot at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (f3EyY)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Empire1 at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (Aa7Wg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (v0R5T)
@yashar
1. Two sources familiar with the matter tell me that backstage at the CNN debate on Tuesday night, one of Marianne Williamson's guests told a CNN staffer that they weren't knocking on her door properly. They proceeded to educate the staffer on the proper way way to knock
Yashar Ali @yashar
28m
2. There were three suggested levels of knocking, first a soft knock, then a louder knock, and finally the loudest knock. I'm told that Williamson felt the original knocking was too aggressive.
*********
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Calling her Batshit Crazy would be Blood Liable to Batshit
*****
Willowed & too Fucking Funny
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 03:00 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (aKsyK)
........
I don't know, is he gay too?
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: MJ at August 01, 2019 03:00 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2019 02:58 PM (d7Ww2)
Who, China?
Posted by: Jordan61
the others.
btw, let me know when yall are coming over the mountains! what do you want for dinner?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2019 03:00 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Yin at August 01, 2019 03:00 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:00 PM (faKXv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:01 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:01 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM
*wipes off monitor*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2019 03:01 PM (ejd/p)
We know about DiFi, but who else?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2019 02:58 PM (bDqIh)
Amash, for starters.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:01 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 01, 2019 03:02 PM (H8QX8)
*********
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Arguably the most sane and electable of the field. Amazing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 01, 2019 03:02 PM (RMwSd)
28m
2. There were three suggested levels of knocking, first a soft knock, then a louder knock, and finally the loudest knock. I'm told that Williamson felt the original knocking was too aggressive.
*********
HAHAHAHAHAHA
********
Calling her Batshit Crazy would be Blood Liable to Batshit
*****
Willowed & too Fucking Funny
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (BqBId)
They got that all wrong, to get Marianne to pop out, you GOTTA start with.. "Shave and a Haircut...."
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2019 03:02 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:01 PM
Bonus points for closing half of America's useless universities at the same time.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2019 03:02 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:02 PM (ycWCI)
-M Williamson
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:01 PM (ycWCI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fa4HUiFJ6c
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 01, 2019 03:02 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (l0HIT)
Nobody wants to be the last one in the room with you but we don't want to be rude either. It's a difficult balance to find.
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:02 PM (FC8Ev)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2019 03:02 PM
I hear no toon can resist that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2019 03:02 PM (ejd/p)
Is there a Buddhist temple involved? There usually is with Chinese and our elections.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:02 PM (qlVRg)
Posted by: Marianne Williamson at August 01, 2019 03:03 PM (sv6x0)
It sounds like she'd make a great president. Not brittle at all.
Posted by: Chris M at August 01, 2019 03:03 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2019 03:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 01, 2019 03:04 PM (faKXv)
btw, let me know when yall are coming over the mountains! what do you want for dinner?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2019 03:00 PM (d7Ww2)
Friday the 16th! And I don't know, anything but Mexican since I'm already bringing that (HAHAHA).
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 03:04 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:01 PM (wCmLp)
the lawsuits from most universities in the USA would be beyond class action.
Universities love foreign students, particularly Chinese. They pay non resident tuition, fees, etc. and they pay in cash, without the paperwork and struggle of grants, loans, etc. A lot of schools are dependent on foreign students to maintain tuition rates for in state students.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 01, 2019 03:04 PM (JxFs6)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 01, 2019 03:04 PM (M+Lyo)
Chung?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (6qErC)
Everybody!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 03:04 PM (RD7QR)
It sounds like she'd make a great president. Not brittle at all.
Posted by: Chris M at August 01, 2019 03:03 PM (eAZVt)
Khrushchev's shoe banging would be right out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:04 PM (ycWCI)
LOL.
Half of Barky's junta were Maoists.
Remember all the wistful articles and comments barky and leftists made when he slimed into office, about how they wish the US were more like China ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:04 PM (qlVRg)
Chung?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 02:59 PM (6qErC)
Everybody!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 03:04 PM (RD7QR)
Tonight?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2019 03:04 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (XKgtk)
But, it's not possible to win a trade war against China, so, why would China even bother?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:01 PM
Yep. Most of them are spies, anyway. No joke.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (qlVRg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (faKXv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2019 03:03 PM (Kpl3J)
You know, this is a good question: why did door knockers go out of style?*
*full disclosure: I am 12. I just like saying 'knockers'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: No at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (LTHHy)
They both want Trump out.
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: marty feldman at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Maureen Dowdd at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM (faKXv)
involves enlisting pro-China elements inside the United States<<<
Amateurs. Diane Feinstein has been running a parallel operation out of her basement for fucking decades.
Posted by: Fritz at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)
I am the One who knocks!
-Marianne's Gentleman Caller
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM (ycWCI)
Will Maddow have a special show about it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:01 PM (wCmLp)
++++++++++++
That would cause a stir in their ruling class. Wanna cause a stir in their middle class? Require any US company employing any white-collar (management, finance, business and professional services, high technology, etc.) Chinese nationals in China either directly, through a subsidiary or through a contractor to pay payroll taxes on an equivalent median US salary for that work as determined by the BLS.
This is patently unfair, of course and is forcing taxation arbitrarily and at a very high level. It would lead to some serious layoffs in China as that work moves to India or elsewhere. China's ruling class is fairly small and very rough but China's middle class is much larger and has much to lose. Most of them are first-generation.
Posted by: The Democrat/Left/Media Complex at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (JoUsr)
I'm there with you, Lady in Black. It's really, really overwhelming and depressing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Zombie Gene Wilder at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (ejd/p)
So if Everybody Wang Chungs Tonight, Will Jerry Yang give them $1000 a month?
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (U2+zT)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (qlVRg)
Oh, I know.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (I2dne)
Clinton took their cash twice; and Barky O had the millions come in in one-sies and two-sies via credit card for his 1st elex.
And NOTHING happened to either one of them.
Posted by: jb at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (1FvI4)
Posted by: No at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (LTHHy)
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Tom Friedman is back!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM (Rarvo)
I'd say that is a fair bet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM (Rarvo)
I think it was a quote from a Tom Friedman article published sometime around 2009.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (qlVRg)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 01, 2019 03:08 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (XKgtk)
Revelation 9:16 - 200 million strong army from the east.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 01, 2019 03:08 PM (aS1PU)
***
From his close personal long-time friend John Huang.
Who he never met.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:08 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: marty feldman at August 01, 2019 03:06 PM
That's my line.
Posted by: Zombie Gene Wilder at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (ejd/p)
I think it's "what knockers!" if we're gonna be nitpicky.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 03:08 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:08 PM (xfb67)
On the ceiling.
Then twice on the pipes.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 03:07 PM (K/2j/)
If you want me.
-Tony Orlando
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:08 PM (ycWCI)
***
From his close personal long-time friend John Huang.
Who he never met.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:08 PM (GEpFD)
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Pen pals! Along with Santa Claus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:08 PM (iikV8)
He has more Chins than a Chinese telephone book....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2019 03:08 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: NUH-UH at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM
++++++++++++
Sigh. Yet again, Nuh-Uh comes through with a statement his nic perfectly describes.
China is the past. Everyone's past. Statist control for the betterment of the ruling class. It ain't new. They have some different angles but it's largely the same shape.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 03:08 PM
It is. I didn't feel like correcting it.
Posted by: Zombie Gene Wilder at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (T9rmq)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (XKgtk)
House-to-house fighting in Hong Kong would keep a LOT of men busy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (sv6x0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:08 PM (xfb67)
You got to war with the tools you have.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (v0R5T)
This is Great Powers' stock-in-trade. Of course you use your wealth and power and intelligence apparatus to affect outcomes in other Great Powers and their respective sphere-of-influence countries.
Some countries are more effective than others. But if your rival is a democratic republic, election-meddling is an obvious, natural, and necessary line of tradecraft.
The fact that the Left is pretending this is something that started in 2015 is laughable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (/OsCK)
Said there were no homeless there.
All the streets were free of potholes.
I concluded that they filled the potholes with the homeless...
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (w7KSn)
*full disclosure: I am 12. I just like saying 'knockers'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (ycWCI)
*****
Because the sales girls at places that sold them were tired of customers coming in and asking to see their knickers.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Pig to man dreams of lions at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (TGtxX)
--
I thought the future was female. Make up you dumbass mind.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (JoUsr)
Maybe the future is a Chinese female?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)
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Military tools?
It's like Red Dawn but different.
Posted by: G at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: trev006 at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (o5jh5)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (axyOa)
+++++++++++
If you're wearing a knocker on your knickers, you're probably a woman of loose morals.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (I2dne)
***
That would be sweet. I've seen some very hot Chinese females.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (GEpFD)
Me neither.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (hLRSq)
==========
"Please, help me defeat the duly elected president of the United States."
-Ted Kennedy, hero of the Battle of Chappaquiddick, to the USSR
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (iikV8)
Said there were no homeless there.
All the streets were free of potholes.
I concluded that they filled the potholes with the homeless...
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (w7KSn)
That's how they built the Great Wall. In China it's always been known as "The World's Longest Cemetery".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (qlVRg)
"Now Trump is colluding with the Chinese!! - new Democrat talking point
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (KFtuK)
Posted by: dagny at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (nRWPy)
***
And if your knockers are actually in your knickers, you're probably old.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (axyOa)
I can see why that would be a problem. Going straight for the knickers when you have a selection of knockers is a bridge too far.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (GEpFD)
++++++++++
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (I2dne)
***
That would be sweet. I've seen some very hot Chinese females.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER
Yep.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (sv6x0)
Said there were no homeless there.
All the streets were free of potholes.
I concluded that they filled the potholes with the homeless...
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (w7KSn)
Bones make surprisingly good morter.
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (FC8Ev)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: G at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (5NMZN)
Stock market has dropped over 500 pts, down 250 pts. right now.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (JxFs6)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (GEpFD)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 01, 2019 03:13 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:13 PM (KFtuK)
Hehe!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:13 PM (xfb67)
Stock market has dropped over 500 pts, down 250 pts. right now.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (JxFs6)
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"Shit...we need Biden! Where is he?!"
-China
*drooling and trying to remember own website name*
-Biden
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:13 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (XKgtk)
Hong Kong wouldn't be enough. I fully expect them to push in to Central Asia when the US pulls out.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:13 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (GEpFD)
++++++++++
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 01, 2019 03:13 PM (NFEMn)
***
By choice?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (HALdu)
See the movie M. Butterfly.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: dagny at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (nRWPy)
'1,000 squat challenge'? Tide pods are bad enough, but these kids are stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Danny Devito at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (LilNs)
'1,000 squat challenge'? Tide pods are bad enough, but these kids are stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (ycWCI)
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Darwinism at work.
Don't interfere.
Just observe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (iikV8)
Luxembourg intelligence service probably sturring in the same pot.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (e1mEI)
Mexico, Venezuela, Guatemala, Nicaragua, etc. are muy bueno!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Pig to man dreams of lions at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (TGtxX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)
Hehe!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:13 PM (xfb67)
Hah!
Did you straighten an imaginary tie at least once?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)
everybody was Hong Kong fighting
there hands were fast as lightning
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:11 PM (GEpFD)
++++++++++
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 01, 2019 03:13 PM (NFEMn)
****
If your knockers hit your knickers it's time to call the knackers.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (axyOa)
Said there were no homeless there. All the streets were free of potholes. I concluded that they filled the potholes with the homeless...
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at August 01, 2019 03:10 PM (w7KSn)
Where do you think the Chinese got those bodies for the "living body" exhibit in Las Vegas? Being a vagrant in China is probably not a healthy career choice.
Also note that they sorted out the Muslims handily as well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (KFtuK)
Stock market has dropped over 500 pts, down 250 pts. right now.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (JxFs6)
This is actually worrisome. How long are the Chinese willing to hold out?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:13 PM (wCmLp)
Going to be fun when the Commie Left finally gets in, China decides it's time to conquer South Korea and Japan, and the Demoncrat Prez tells them both "LOL GET FUCKED", heh.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 03:05 PM (XKgtk)
Hong Kong wouldn't be enough. I fully expect them to push in to Central Asia when the US pulls out.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
They need 300 MILLION women.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (GEpFD)
she was of very slight stature, but between the two of us we got it in there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Caliban at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
They need 300 MILLION women.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (aNSOb)
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Come on, it's not like 300 million men who can't get some mish are ever going to cause issues ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (KFtuK)
I've got no complaints about that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (qlVRg)
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (faKXv)
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I thought the future was female. Make up you dumbass mind.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (JoUsr)
Chynna Phillips is the future.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (ycWCI)
The fat HR gal on the earlier thread only has 999 to go.
American Standard is putting on extra shifts, just in case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (KFtuK)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:13 PM (wCmLp)
Going to be fun when the Commie Left finally gets in, China decides it's time to conquer South Korea and Japan, and the Demoncrat Prez tells them both "LOL GET FUCKED", heh.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (UnA8+)
Central asia is in the other direction afaik. It would certainly be an interesting test of the new and now with their very own rifles Chinese military.
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (FC8Ev)
Posted by: Zombie Benny Hill at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (GEpFD)
Libya.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (Kpl3J)
Said there were no homeless there.
All the streets were free of potholes.
I concluded that they filled the potholes with the homeless...
Horse poop.
The big cities in China are very orderly as you would expect in a totalitarian state. Tell him to take a drive through the Chinese countryside.
The single most surveilled and guards piece of land in the world is Tiananmen Square. There are cameras and heavily armed guards everywhere. You don't feel all that comfortable just sitting down let alone sleeping.
Get out beyond the governments watchful eye and where tourists don't tend to go and it's a much different story.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (RD7QR)
Probably longer than our stupid Democrat and globalist Republican politicians.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (JxFs6)
Well, considering that soybean exports are at/over the same levels of the past 4 years, I'd say... they're bluffing, and Trump knows it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (6qErC)
I'm just gonna thrw this out there...
Maybe try NOT drowning ALL your female Babies?
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (faKXv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:14 PM (ycWCI)
Sounds crossfitty.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: DaveA at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (qlVRg)
Me either. No Muslims, and no vagrants? Hmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (KFtuK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM
Number one super guy!
Posted by: Scatman Crothers at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (ejd/p)
asians are but some chines lady the other need help fueling her car.
she was trying to shve the diesel hose into here unleaded car.
she was of very slight stature, but between the two of us we got it in there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (HALdu)
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OK that is funny but your facilitating a road hazard at all is irresponsible.
Posted by: G at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (FC8Ev)
I don't see them heading off for the Muslim parts of the continent, though.
I see them settling scores with the rest of the Far East.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (UnA8+)
If you've been wondering why Hollywood went so batshit crazy about removing Trump look no furthur than China.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Karen Carpenter at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (sgzMH)
Stock market has dropped over 500 pts, down 250 pts. right now.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 01, 2019 03:12 PM (JxFs6)
This is actually worrisome. How long are the Chinese willing to hold out?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at A
you know, it is not really that worrisome, it is a sign of chicom weakness. they are hoping that Trump does not get reelected so they can negotiate with someone else.
unfortunately, for them, they want to negotiate with someone else because they are not able to stop cheating and stealing to run their economy.
were they so confident in their ability to compete they would simply agree to force their companies to stop cheating and stealing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (HALdu)
Where do you think the Chinese got those bodies for the "living body" exhibit in Las Vegas? Being a vagrant in China is probably not a healthy career choice.
Also note that they sorted out the Muslims handily as well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (KFtuK)
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Yep. Suppressing Uighurs is a Chinese tradition. Been doing it since they first showed up.
And, when I think about the war on drugs, I have to admit the Chinese were pretty successful, at least by measure of the problem when Mao took over. Problem is, free societies don't tolerate that solution.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (/OsCK)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (BqBId)
If you've been wondering why Hollywood went so batshit crazy about removing Trump look no furthur than China.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (TAmPV)
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I swear, the histories of these two decades are going to be fascinating when they get written in 50 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (GEpFD)
Said there were no homeless there.
.........
A drawer to sleep in for everyone!
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Long story short, she can't speak or read Mandarin. When she graduated this spring, her dad asked her, "What do you want to do with your life?" She replied, "I just want to help people." He said, "You could have worked bagging groceries at Kroger."
Anyhow, she's in the Peace Corps now trying to figure herself out. Oh, and she's a raging liberal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
Fast forward to 2015 and the Huffington Post resurrected this same argument.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Hikaru
Damn. :-(
I am so old I remember him wrestling Fritz von Erich at the Kiel Auditorium in St. Louis growing up.
No joke. No snark. RIP Harley. Thanks for the memories.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (aNSOb)
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They are called to military service which in their case is a few months (more or less) of classroom political lectures.
Posted by: G at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (HALdu)
You're right - China is just another State over the Citizen government. Old as time, nothing to see, move along. You got it.
But, you're wrong. They're not the past. They're what every government is now. Where is Citizen over the State being practiced ? Not here. Not anymore.
Posted by: PeppermintPattysDoubleJointedVibrator at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (EcCvj)
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I never said we were immune. We're becoming the past again, too.
The Left uses language to lie with huge efficacy and precision. The "Progressives" are about destroying progress and returning to state dictatorship over the serfs. They're basically feudal. Regression away from the notions of citizenship and ownership and reverting to the notions of serfdom and subjugation is their entire motive. Because they are champion liars, they call it "progress" when in fact it is progress' opposite.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (I2dne)
Bad dude though, one of the last real "Shoot" wrestlers. Considered one of the toughest SOBs on the planet.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Frankly ... we're getting a little itchy to do something.
Posted by: The Mongols at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (qlVRg)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (vtcmf)
I'm not worried about China.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (xfb67)
yesterday entitled "China Views Lack of 'Spygate' Accountability as
Evidence of Trump's Weakness..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (WaVQv)
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (faKXv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
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A boy mows his neighbor's grass for $20.
He goes to the store and tries to buy something.
The clerk tells him, "Prove to me that you've helped your fellow man."
The boy holds up the $20.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (iikV8)
Friends of ours put their daughter through Harvard. She studied Mandarin
(her mother is a Chinese-American doctor) and they sent her to China
for a couple of semesters.
Long story short, she can't speak or
read Mandarin. When she graduated this spring, her dad asked her, "What
do you want to do with your life?" She replied, "I just want to help
people." He said, "You could have worked bagging groceries at Kroger."
Anyhow, she's in the Peace Corps now trying to figure herself out. Oh, and she's a raging liberal AND $250,000 in debt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
FIFY
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (N39Ws)
Long story short, she can't speak or read Mandarin. When she graduated this spring, her dad asked her, "What do you want to do with your life?" She replied, "I just want to help people." He said, "You could have worked bagging groceries at Kroger."
Anyhow, she's in the Peace Corps now trying to figure herself out. Oh, and she's a raging liberal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
Lmao.
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (FC8Ev)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (oZ6kz)
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Its relative. There are about 300M in cities doing well by Chinese standards. The 1B peasants have tvs and such so things are better also. Income disparity is not a thing most of the peasants see.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (2LelM)
Wait a sec - you got a diesel nozzle into a gas tank?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (6qErC)
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Nah, Harley wasn't a shooter. Still, didn't nobody fuck with him.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:22 PM (GEpFD)
Good money after bad in my opinion.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 01, 2019 03:22 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at August 01, 2019 03:22 PM (U2+zT)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 01, 2019 03:22 PM (A40QS)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (UnA8+)
Well, dust off the GEACPS and translate from Japanese to Chicom.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (/OsCK)
Drug problem? What's that? - Singapore
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (KFtuK)
Posted by: Sponge at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (9gDA7)
Long story short, she can't speak or read Mandarin. When she graduated this spring, her dad asked her, "What do you want to do with your life?" She replied, "I just want to help people." He said, "You could have worked bagging groceries at Kroger."
Anyhow, she's in the Peace Corps now trying to figure herself out. Oh, and she's a raging liberal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
Lmao.
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Tiger Moms weep everywhere.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Pete Buttyplug at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (A40QS)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 01, 2019 03:22 PM (A40QS)
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"Individualism is the devil! American must subject itself to autocratic rule from us!"
-The Democratic Platform, today
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Justin Amash (I-Beijing) at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (/Fmtj)
http://bit.ly/2Ym12xp
*******
Carpe Donktum
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (BqBId)
Perfect.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Mongols"
Well, make sure you leave one alive to tell the tale...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Sponge at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: rickb223 at A
or 300 million less men
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (HALdu)
Armed the men with pointy sticks and point them at India.*
If they lose, 300 men gone.
If they win, 300 Indian women get a free trip to China.
Problem solved either way.
*Russia would work as well.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (SHtRW)
Posted by: Former Director of the FBI, James Comey at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (Eicbe)
Yes .. that fucking commie Joe ...
*shiftyeyes*
Posted by: Diane Feinstein at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (R/01c)
Posted by: Justin Amash (I-Beijing) at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (/Fmtj)
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Theory:
Amash left the Republican Party partially because Republicans are much less bought by China than Democrats overall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Pro Wrestler Dara "Shawn" Daivari once got bullied into doing 1000 squats by Chris Benoit.
He literally pissed away muscle fiber afterward.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (UnA8+)
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Oh, most definitely. And I doubt he ever did. Everybody back then knew better.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Former Director of the FBI, James Comey at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (Eicbe)
You spelled "anal cherry" wrong."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (zBaqJ)
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My guess is if China drops the be put down on Hong Kong the US will start making port calls to Taiwan. Also, there will be a shit ton of high IQ, work ethic, refugees with tons of capital on the world market.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (2LelM)
Anyhow, she's in the Peace Corps now trying to figure herself out. Oh, and she's a raging liberal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
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With any luck she'll break her back and her entire nervous system getting some villagers to dig a well, find that they're throwing dead rodents into it to curse their neighbors, and conclude that some civilizations are better than others.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (vtcmf)
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Damm
Posted by: Ho Lee Fuk at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (sgzMH)
The bad news is that her mouth is moving.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: G at August 01, 2019 03:20 PM (5NMZN)
Just like our students here!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (KFtuK)
Posted by: Lieawatha at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (OD2ni)
He literally pissed away muscle fiber afterward.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (UnA8+)"
Well if you don't do what Chris Benoit says....yknow, bad stuff happens..
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (6qErC)
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Yeah. Dory Funk Jr. was another one of those guys.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (qlVRg)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (M9ntN)
And ten minutes after she leaves they'll go back to doing what they've been doing since Adam first felt up Eve.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (KFtuK)
Senate Cloakroom @SenateCloakroom
15m
.@senatemajldr has confirmed 66 nominations today by voice vote.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (BqBId)
181 This is actually worrisome. How long are the Chinese willing to hold out?"
Well, considering that soybean exports are at/over the same levels of the past 4 years, I'd say... they're bluffing, and Trump knows it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (6qErC)
Soybeans are a fungible good. If the Chinese buy them from some other country we end up selling to another buyer.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
They need 300 MILLION women.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 03:16 PM (aNSOb)
Technically you'd only need enough for the men who survived.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (8XRCm)
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I thought the future was female. Make up you dumbass mind.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 01, 2019 03:09 PM (JoUsr)
I've also heard that computers are the future. And green tech. Maybe the future is Chinese chicks who work in IT for a solar panel manufacturer? The future's getting weirdly specific.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: PeppermintPattysDoubleJointedVibrator at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (EcCvj)
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I have a broad definition of "Left." If you aren't for the rights of the citizen over the state, public government and equal protection under the law then you're a leftist of some stripe. Whether you're of the feudal type (usually the globalists) or of the red type (some of the globalists, all of the socialists/communists/critical theorists/etc.) isn't particularly relevant. Of them, the feudal type is the lesser of two evils but they're all bastards who want you enslaved or dead or enslaved until you're dead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (HALdu)
Senate Cloakroom @SenateCloakroom
15m
.@senatemajldr has confirmed 66 nominations today by voice vote.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (BqBId)
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This really does feel like an unusual number. Why is Mitch going at this pace now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (xfb67)
"I geared that tranny into super-low . . ."
I think it was C.W. McCall and "The Old Home Fill-er-up and Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe," but I'm not sure. I don't suppose old C.W. was talking 40 years ago about our current batch of "trannies."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (SHtRW)
Said there were no homeless there.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IN CHINA YOU CANNOT OWN PROPERTY, SO YOUR HOME IS NEVER "YOUR" HOME, IT BELONGS TO THE GOVERNMENT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: klaftern at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (RuIsu)
OOOH YEAH!
Posted by: Kool Aid Guy at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (faKXv)
Yashar Ali @yashar
28m
2. There were three suggested levels of knocking, first a soft knock, then a louder knock, and finally the loudest knock. I'm told that Williamson felt the original knocking was too aggressive.
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As long as you knock with love, it should be okay.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (M9ntN)
He literally pissed away muscle fiber afterward.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (UnA8+)
How much weight are the doing these squats with?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (qlVRg)
*******
Sen. Graham pushes through asylum bill after waiving committee rules | One America News Network
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 01, 2019 03:25 PM (2LelM)
We can't let them in! We need instead a bunch of useless Third World peasants with third grade educations - the coders of tomorrow!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (KFtuK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Zombie King Leonidas at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: JEM at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (8erNz)
I swear, the histories of these two decades are going to be fascinating when they get written in 50 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:19 PM (iikV
Oral history passed generation to generation in the camps.
E plebista, Yangs!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (xfb67)
So does Mars.
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Broseidon
That was when they smoked and drank before going into the ring.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (U2+zT)
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No. No, it is not.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (GEpFD)
Yep. Indonesia is moving up the "buyers" chart, bigly...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (6qErC)
******
August Recess ! No one their
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: I'm With Her at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (Zf3BL)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (SHtRW)
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Seems to be the theme today....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (8XRCm)
Graham has come on strong since McCain died.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (KFtuK)
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Yeah, they have the death penalty for users, too. But I don't know their history as to the initial purging of users, or if they just didn't fall victim to the opium epidemic in the first place, which I kind of doubt.
In China it meant 10-20 million people who used opium, or just knew people who did, being shot or sent to camps.
I'm guessing with British administration, Singapore had less of a problem in the first place. The Brits liked to flood China with dope, but Singapore was their own property.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (/OsCK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (2LelM)
Can they do NYC first?
Posted by: JEM at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:17 PM (FC8Ev)
The Chinese Navy is still very much an unknown quantity, which makes Taiwan and Japan riskier. Going after SK would be a long and bloody affair, because the South Koreans are tough bastards and have been preparing for war for generations.
Central Asia is ripe with resources, is populated with muslim nutjobs that no one will miss, and would be difficult for US airpower to strike if Pakistan and Russia were suddenly hostile to US overflights.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (wCmLp)
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And afterward. Hell, probably during, in some cases.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (HALdu)
The Indians said pretty much the same thing to the Pakistanis back in 2003 when they were threatening to nuke each other - he said that India could take a nuking and keep on ticking but that Pakistan would be gone. Why anyone thought it reasonable to stop that is beyond me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (qlVRg)
******
August Recess ! No one there
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (BqBId)
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I'd forgotten. Good use of time, Cocaine Mitch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: G at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (6qErC)
Can they do NYC first?
Posted by: JEM at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (8erNz)
Not while I'm here, m'kay?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (OD2ni)
.........
Sonobi hardest hit.
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hoodoo Gurus at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (bDqIh)
That would make a nice debate question. Who here is NOT funded by the Chinese, and if you aren't, see us after the show and we'll get you hooked up.
Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (dBiBP)
As long as they like it, it is ok.
Plus the Chinese are commies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)
I don't think it's any coincidence that the Donks aren't just aligning themselves with a commie regime, they're actually aligning themselves with the commie regime with the highest body count.
The ChiComs make Stalin look like a pansy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (veoSD)
Senate Cloakroom @SenateCloakroom
15m
.@senatemajldr has confirmed 66 nominations today by voice vote.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (BqBId)
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This really does feel like an unusual number. Why is Mitch going at this pace now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (iikV
Media focused elsewhere?
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (FC8Ev)
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Sen. Graham pushes through asylum bill after waiving committee rules | One America News Network
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (BqBId)
+++++
Grahamnesty did that, eh? I dunno if he's changed his mind or just changed his stripes, but I'll take it. I don't like that this new bill still has some limit on the number of days a border-jumping family can be locked up. If it needs a limit, make it a million days.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (wCmLp)
If they're looking for women to impregnate, the Chinese will NOT interbreed with Muslims.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (U2+zT)
Said there were no homeless there.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IN CHINA YOU CANNOT OWN PROPERTY, SO YOUR HOME IS NEVER "YOUR" HOME, IT BELONGS TO THE GOVERNMENT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Pssst. Ben. Same here.
Don't pay your property tax bill and see how long you get to keep it.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (aNSOb)
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Wait, Democrats can be charged with stuff? Since when?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 01, 2019 03:28 PM (zBaqJ)
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As long as they pull up their pants and spin that goddamned ballcap bill to the front.....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: dagny at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (nRWPy)
Yep. Indonesia is moving up the "buyers" chart, bigly...
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Soy is our secret weapon. Makes all the soy eaters small and girly.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (2LelM)
That would make a nice debate question. Who here is NOT funded by the Chinese, and if you aren't, see us after the show and we'll get you hooked up.
Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (dBiBP)
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This represents the ultimate failing of the Republican Party since the inception of mass media.
I want Rachel Maddow and Rush Limbaugh next to each other at general election debates throwing the nastiest stuff at the other side.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (iikV8)
Oh, I remember now: gay.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Pig to man dreams of lions at August 01, 2019 03:32 PM (TGtxX)
Posted by: G at August 01, 2019 03:32 PM (5NMZN)
You'll have to narrow that down a bit unless you meant to type THE smoke show pole vaulter, Allison Stokke.
Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2019 03:32 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:32 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Sponge at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (9gDA7) "
Egg - zackly.
Laughable that any foreigner would want a patriotic American with a reputation of a tough bargainer as President.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 01, 2019 03:32 PM (9unaq)
Posted by: Al Gore at August 01, 2019 03:32 PM (GNUkw)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:21 PM (oZ6kz)
They'd rack up a whopping 30 pounds on the bar with those ridiculous oversize plates that only LOOK heavy, drop about two inches toward the ground each time and claim each rep to be a full squat rep.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2019 03:32 PM (NWiLs)
Oh, I remember now: gay."
Or "toilet buster" if you're in HR...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Fritz at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (kLDv+)
-The Democratic Platform, today
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:23 PM (iikV
Disclaimer: Party name does not represents actual intentions of party leadership or its members. Please see our website for further disclaimers.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (BqBId)
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IMHO... one of the most underrated players in rock.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (8XRCm)
This a lot. Was it kompromat? Omerta?
He changed awfully fast.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (UnA8+)
"Comfort Women" for the Chinese workers and soldiers who move in to the area. And they may be willing to encourage some of their men to settle the region after the women are "converted" at bayonet point away from Islam.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (wCmLp)
this looks interesting ... Baldwin/Hawley currency legislation to help with trade imbalance.
https://tinyurl.com/y69k6owo
Posted by: illiniwek at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (a+WIL)
Central Asia is ripe with resources, is populated with muslim nutjobs that no one will miss, and would be difficult for US airpower to strike if Pakistan and Russia were suddenly hostile to US overflights.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:29 PM (wCmLp)
Russia does not take kindly to Chinese activities in their old empire though. Ultimately I don't expect China to do anything too flashy until they hope to demonstrate military superiority over the US.
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (FC8Ev)
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Sure, but where do the spider-goat hybrids fit in?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Al Gore at August 01, 2019 03:32 PM (GNUkw)
They sure now how to pick them, don't they?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:34 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Eromero at August 01, 2019 03:34 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: t-bird at August 01, 2019 03:32 PM (xSo9G)
She's smoking hot, for sure, but I clicked through on that months ago (to help ace out I would click on those things every day) and read some stuff about her. She's such a whiner. She's a mediocre pole vaulter who is a celebrity with a celebrity boyfriend because of that picture - that she says ruined her life because it made her a sex object. I think she was modeling even before that.
But I'd still nail her in a heartbeat.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2019 03:34 PM (qlVRg)
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If they'd have pulled the trigger India would have a new frontier and would be installing modern plumbing. Truly an opportunity squandered.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 01, 2019 03:34 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:34 PM (BqBId)
Vuvuzelas might be better.
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:35 PM (v0R5T)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:35 PM (GEpFD)
Anyway, today he asked me to look those up on line, and (by phone instead) I found one at the local Harbor Freight that looks like what he's willing to accept. We're going to check it out tomorrow morning.
He's as proud as any other guy, retired AF, brief stint in pararescue ... but he's honest enough with himself to let realism overcome pride. Which makes ME extremely proud of HIM.
Posted by: Empire1 at August 01, 2019 03:35 PM (Aa7Wg)
He literally pissed away muscle fiber afterward.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:24 PM (UnA8+)"
Well if you don't do what Chris Benoit says....yknow, bad stuff happens..
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 01, 2019 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Probably when he was starting to learn to wrestle. They would do a lot of shit to new guys to get them to quit in order to make sure they really wanted to be wrestlers so they wouldn't break kayfabe once they were "smartened up." Hulk Hogan had his leg broken. I liked Vader's story about when he started training. He told it on Stone Cold's podcast.
Posted by: buzzion at August 01, 2019 03:35 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: yankeefifth
People can't process those numbers.
That would be the same as removing every man, woman, and child from the US. EVERY ONE.
(If we didn't have the illegals)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 03:35 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (UnA8+)
Even if the Muslims look quite (East) Asian, as the Central Asian Muslims do? You would think they would prefer them over Slavic brides, or other (South)East Asians.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 01, 2019 03:35 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:35 PM (xfb67)
Forget human-monkey hybrids, these are the things of nightmares:
https://tinyurl.com/y2uz87k4
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Kool Aid Guy at August 01, 2019 03:36 PM (faKXv)
It's not called squats if there's no weight. It's called something else, but I can't remember it.
Oh, I remember now: gay.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019
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My jr. high PE teacher (guy looked like a former Marine) called 'em "knee bends," or "deep knee bends."
Just kidding. He called 'em squats. "Twenty-five squats, Sloan! Now!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2019 03:36 PM (ClOmq)
Apparently when Singapore became independent they realized that it was the obvious transit point for heroin out from the Golden Triangle, from which they could expect a massive drug problem themselves.
So full points for being able to read a map.
But that's why they implemented the draconian policies re drugs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:36 PM (KFtuK)
Posted by: klaftern at August 01, 2019 03:36 PM (RuIsu)
Someone here posted that she's trying (or got the OK) to be her own counsel or something... she's on her own, and not looking good.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:36 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:31 PM (xfb67)
Supposedly the preferred workout of Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
Posted by: LucysSybian at August 01, 2019 03:36 PM (cUjHa)
Posted by: Archer at August 01, 2019 03:36 PM (gmo/4)
*******
Yep & Tough SOB
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:34 PM (BqBId)
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That condition he has is horrible. How he got up on stage and played is beyond me.
I dont even really care for Crue, but Ive always been a Mick Mars fan.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:37 PM (8XRCm)
Is there a geometry nerd here that knows the name of the inside edge of the bottom of a cylinder?
Posted by: JAS at August 01, 2019 03:37 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:37 PM (faKXv)
Posted by: Empire1 at August 01, 2019 03:35 PM (Aa7Wg)
+++++++++++
Congrats on him making his life a little less miserable. I felt similarly when my mom finally got hearing aides several years ago.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 01, 2019 03:37 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (jG8R7)
Posted by: JAS
Sonofabitchpieceofshit?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (xfb67)
I heard some muffled screaming.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (jG8R7)
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There's blood streaming out of it.
He's probably fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (iikV8)
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Sure, but where do the spider-goat hybrids fit in?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (GEpFD)
The wood chipper, hopefully.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)
I heard some muffled screaming.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (jG8R7)
He'll be fine. *slams barrel lid back down*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:39 PM (ptqGC)
I heard some muffled screaming.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (jG8R7)
........
I bet the rats got him.
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
Everything they say is a lie. The entire Chinese business and political culture is built on lying and cheating.
Those Chinese roaches need to be stepped on hard.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 01, 2019 03:39 PM (cCxiu)
It's called the Frenulum
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:39 PM (faKXv)
Posted by: Keye Han Luke at August 01, 2019 03:39 PM (aKsyK)
If the embryos were spliced in a Chinese lab by Spaniards, they'll be like a grizzly bear cavalry.
Posted by: Fritz at August 01, 2019 03:40 PM (kLDv+)
I think that is good-for him to say that he needs some extra help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2019 03:40 PM (+0VWg)
I can eat 50 million eggs.
Posted by: Keye Han Luke at August 01, 2019 03:39 PM (aKsyK)
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In an hour?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:40 PM (iikV8)
Where do you think the Chinese got those bodies for the "living body" exhibit in Las Vegas? Being a vagrant in China is probably not a healthy career choice.
Also note that they sorted out the Muslims handily as well.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:15 PM (KFtuK)
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Yep. Suppressing Uighurs is a Chinese tradition. Been doing it since they first showed up.
And, when I think about the war on drugs, I have to admit the Chinese were pretty successful, at least by measure of the problem when Mao took over. Problem is, free societies don't tolerate that solution.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Takes a lot of skill to flay them while they're still wriggling.
Posted by: Justin Amash (I-Beijing) at August 01, 2019 03:40 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:39 PM (faKXv)
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No it taint....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:40 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: David French - in the sidebar at August 01, 2019 03:40 PM (y1gYQ)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 01, 2019 03:35 PM (ujg0T)
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About 400 years ago, the Q'ing made a devil's bargain with the Muslims/Uighurs against the Buddhists. That's why they have Uighurs. There's still extreme mutual hatred, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2019 03:40 PM (/OsCK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:40 PM (xfb67)
Nice!
Posted by: Chad Dudeski at August 01, 2019 03:41 PM (BrfST)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2019 03:32 PM (NWiLs)
I saw a guy Tuesday who was doing the linear leg press with a two inch ROM. I swear, if they add half-repping to the Olympics, LA Fitness will sweep the medals.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:41 PM (KFtuK)
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Love the Classic Crue !! only time he could lookout into crowd is when he went back to his amp stacks & lean back against them
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:41 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: JAS
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Sorry, outside my purview.
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:41 PM (v0R5T)
They dump all their fentanyl here.
Posted by: Hoodoo Gurus at August 01, 2019 03:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:42 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:27 PM (iikV
My guess is to get this done before recessing. And to stick it to Schumer and Co.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 01, 2019 03:42 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 01, 2019 03:42 PM (dmoiP)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 01, 2019 03:42 PM (FiUMj)
I heard some muffled screaming.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (jG8R7)
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I bet the rats got him.
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
The Barrel is in Baltimore?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:42 PM (KFtuK)
I can eat 50 million eggs.
Posted by: Keye Han Luke at August 01, 2019
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So, one egg to six Chinese guys?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2019 03:42 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: steevy at August 01, 2019 03:42 PM (l9mVC)
Posted by: klaftern at August 01, 2019 03:42 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: G at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (5NMZN)
Nice!
Posted by: Chad Dudeski at August 01, 2019 03:41 PM (BrfST)
Is the rotten meat from the 2000 year old eggs that hatched?
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (aS1PU)
Like all "foreign interference" in our elections.
None of this crap is material to a situation in which voters marinate in mass disinformation 24/7/365, courtesy of the media, pop culture, "education", etc.
On the technical elections side, no foreign silliness even registers in a situation where election integrity is so bad the US would never recognize a foreign/first post-civil war election run the same way. Wayne County MI has less integrity in its elections than the first referenda in Angola and Iraq. Far less - those were pretty solid.
On top of this, China has been clumsily overt in their desperate hope to see Trump booted - they've always been inept diplomatically and nothing has changed.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (QDnY+)
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Two things piss me off gym wise.
Partial reps.
Doing bicep curls in the GODDAMNED SQUAT RACK.!!
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: JAS
The bottom edge of a cylinder? Wouldn't that just be a circle? Or circumference?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (y1gYQ)
About 400 years ago, the Q'ing made a devil's bargain with the Muslims/Uighurs against the Buddhists. That's why they have Uighurs. There's still extreme mutual hatred, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2019 03:40 PM (/OsCK)
Uighurs have always lived in that region. They have blondes too. One of many horse nomads that converted to Islam.
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (FC8Ev)
Is there a geometry nerd here that knows the name of the inside edge of the bottom of a cylinder?
Posted by: JAS
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Sorry, outside my purview.
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019
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The scum-rim.
Either that or the Deep Cylinder.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (ClOmq)
China needs to give their military branches a trial run before they consider clashing with the US. The Chinese are very much aware that the last time their military was involved in a real fight was during the short war with Vietnam. Unlike the US and South Vietnam, the PLA fought a conventional war against the Vietnamese army (something that the US likely would have won easily)... and lost. So the PLA has no experience in winning a real war. And their experience in fighting at all is now 40 years out of date.
Posted by: junior at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (GNUkw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:44 PM (xfb67)
I believe it's called the inside edge of the bottom of a cylinder.
You're welcome.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 03:44 PM (K/2j/)
Mitch was pissed off two days ago? The turtle strikes back!
Posted by: G at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (5NMZN)
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Moscow Mitch
I think it teed him off just a wee bit.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Choo Choo Biden at August 01, 2019 03:44 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Chris M at August 01, 2019 03:44 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:45 PM (xfb67)
Mitch was pissed off two days ago? The turtle strikes back!
Posted by: G at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (5NMZN)
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Moscow Mitch
I think it teed him off just a wee bit.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
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"Cocaine Mitch was a fun guy. I miss Cocaine Mitch."
-Schumer, week 2 of Moscow Mitch's rule
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:45 PM (iikV8)
Forget human-monkey hybrids, these are the things of nightmares:
https://tinyurl.com/y2uz87k4
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I clicked, saw a shadow of a giant spider and a corresponding title, and quickly closed the tab.
Please just tell me they're in Australia.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 03:45 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at August 01, 2019 03:45 PM (vtcmf)
I heard some muffled screaming.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (jG8R7)
Rite of passage. That which does not kill us and all that.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 01, 2019 03:45 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JAS at August 01, 2019 03:37 PM (I5SAg)
You must be new here.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 01, 2019 03:45 PM (aS1PU)
I clicked, saw a shadow of a giant spider and a corresponding title, and quickly closed the tab.
Please just tell me they're in Australia.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 03:45 PM (M9ntN)
You guessed correctly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ChiComs at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (FdNxH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (vz93R)
Partial reps.
Doing bicep curls in the GODDAMNED SQUAT RACK.!!
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (8XRCm)
Make that three things for me: people who sit on their asses on the equipment for half an hour, dicking around with their phones, before doing a laughably light set, and going back to their phones.
Hey, how's about it? Let's see it, OK? I don't have all day here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (KFtuK)
Posted by: Chinese Twitter Bot at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: JAS at August 01, 2019 03:37 PM (I5SAg)
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If I had my HP calculator I could tell you.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (FC8Ev)
Russia is quickly losing the ability to do anything about it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (wCmLp)
Please just tell me they're in Australia.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 03:45 PM (M9ntN)
Run! They're inside the house!
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (v0R5T)
>I heard some muffled screaming.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2019 03:38 PM (jG8R7)
>Rite of passage. That which does not kill us and all that.
Roy'd hard and put away wet.
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (faKXv)
Posted by: Fritz at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: JAS at August 01, 2019 03:47 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: JAS at August 01, 2019 03:47 PM (I5SAg)
China needs to give their military branches a trial run before they consider clashing with the US. The Chinese are very much aware that the last time their military was involved in a real fight was during the short war with Vietnam. Unlike the US and South Vietnam, the PLA fought a conventional war against the Vietnamese army (something that the US likely would have won easily)... and lost. So the PLA has no experience in winning a real war. And their experience in fighting at all is now 40 years out of date.
Posted by: junior at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (GNUkw)
I'm sure their technocratic elites understand this and won't make some comical military blunder that collapses their country.
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:47 PM (FC8Ev)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2019 03:47 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (FC8Ev)
Russia is quickly losing the ability to do anything about it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (wCmLp)
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But Trump has promised to lower gas prices at Putin's request! Lower gas prices means a stronger petro state, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:47 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (ptqGC)
Ew, is it that clock spider? I'm not looking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 03:47 PM (pO7dr)
Posted by: ... at August 01, 2019 03:47 PM (BE73W)
Like all "foreign interference" in our elections.
None of this crap is material to a situation in which voters marinate in mass disinformation 24/7/365, courtesy of the media, pop culture, "education", etc.
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And along comes rhomboid to make me see the whole thing differently...if even more depressedly.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 03:47 PM (M9ntN)
God made man!
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
We're all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape, talk like an ape, I can do what monkey do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue
Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2019 03:47 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 01, 2019 03:47 PM (vz93R)
I believe the proper term is "Veeblefetzer".
Or, "Potrzebie".
One of those two.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 01, 2019 03:48 PM (jG8R7)
If your strategy is killing off your unwanted men, though.
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:48 PM (faKXv)
Posted by: Eromero at August 01, 2019 03:48 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Fritz at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (kLDv+)
When a mouse loves a comment thread very much, it clicks on the text in a very special way...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2019 03:48 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:48 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Fritz at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (kLDv+)
[ MisHum ]
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 01, 2019 03:48 PM (aS1PU)
So yes, they're that stupid. That's funny.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:48 PM (6qErC)
If your strategy is killing off your unwanted men, though.
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:48 PM (faKXv)
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Starve them and beat them so they become mean and very tiny in the face of well fed American soldiers!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 01, 2019 03:48 PM (iikV8)
What's the tag hack for duplicating the entire thread in one post?
Posted by: Fritz at August 01, 2019
*
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. . .
To actually do it, or to prevent yourself doing it?
In the second case, it's to be careful what you select to copy before you paste, and proofread your post.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2019 03:49 PM (ClOmq)
You guessed correctly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Thank God. Crossing that place off my list for the dozenth time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 03:49 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:43 PM (FC8Ev)
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For about 4 or 5 centuries, they were a (relatively powerful) minority, and oddity. The Q'ing enlisted in their help in the complete extermination of their Buddhist neighbors during a power struggle over Mongolia. They've been stuck with the Muslim Uighurs ever since.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2019 03:49 PM (/OsCK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 01, 2019 03:49 PM (XKgtk)
Fuck em all to hell and fuck em again.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 01, 2019 03:50 PM (XhS3T)
Posted by: JAS at August 01, 2019 03:50 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Jen the original
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Probably said upthread many times, but China has a huge influence on college professors and what they vomit out as "expert" opinion.
I'm tired of listening to land grant university econ and ag professors bash the Trump administration for its agriculture tariff policies regarding China. Everything they say sounds like it was written by the Chinese government, and every prediction they make gets proven wrong within a month.
Yet they persist.
Posted by: Furious George at August 01, 2019 03:50 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:46 PM (faKXv)
..........
Roy'd rage
Posted by: wth at August 01, 2019 03:50 PM (v0R5T)
Don't forget to do the editing in MS Word!
Posted by: Chris M at August 01, 2019 03:50 PM (eAZVt)
Forbes article about 3 problems for China:
their massive credit expansion; African swine fever killing 50% of pigs; a Fall Army worm infestation that will destroy crops.
Each one will help U.S. stay tough on trade issues.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 01, 2019 03:50 PM (bElDL)
is it that clock spider? I'm not looking.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Something about a Giant Huntsman Spider I believe.
So you'll be glad to learn that there are TWO species of giant Australian spiders.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 03:50 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Someguy at August 01, 2019 03:47 PM (FC8Ev)
I am sure their elites are picked to be the very best of the best and that no family favoritism, for example, is part of the decision making.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Temper Your Tantrums With Strident Strife from The Outrage Outlet! at August 01, 2019 03:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:51 PM (faKXv)
Nately's family originally enlisted him to serve in the Air Corps, believing the war would be over by the time he finished his training and that he would mingle with "gentlemen." Therefore, Nately could gain the pride of enlisting without actually having to fight. Instead, he mingled with Yossarian and Dunbar, and was sent overseas. He lives in a tent with McWatt next to Havermeyer's tent. His most notable contribution in the book is his involvement with a whore, "Nately's Whore," who is for the most part uninterested in him until he saves her from a sleepless night with generals, thus giving her an opportunity to get some sleep. He is often filled with American optimism, shown by his desire to marry his whore and send her kid sister to a respected college in the United States. He is killed on a mission when Dobbs flies his plane into Nately's. Nately's Whore blames Yossarian and spends the rest of the book trying to murder him.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 01, 2019 03:51 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 01, 2019 03:51 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: JAS at August 01, 2019 03:51 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 01, 2019 03:51 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 01, 2019 03:50 PM (M9ntN)
I think that's the same kind. I just know it as the clock spider because it was some giant ass thing that was hiding behind a wall clock the size of a dinner plate, and it was nearly as big as the clock.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 01, 2019 03:52 PM (pO7dr)
These are lies they tell the rest of the world because ALL Australian Women look like 22 year old Elle MacPherson.
Just like those tales of giant crocodiles and 17 kinds of poisonous snakes. It's all a ruse.
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:52 PM (faKXv)
Democrat Socialists are proceeding with plans set in motion in 1903 to take down the Republic; the global "elites" (which includes members of the Uniparty, news media, and entertainment industry) participation in demonic, pedophiliac rituals; and that Red China is a real threat. Yes, the USSR was a threat for decades. However, we shared certain societal, religious, and cultural norms with the people. Chinese? No shared culture, morals, religion.
Posted by: Flyover at August 01, 2019 03:52 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (BqBId)
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IMHO... one of the most underrated players in rock.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (8XRCm)
THIS!!
Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at August 01, 2019 03:53 PM (T9rmq)
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She'll be wearing red pajamas
When she comes
Posted by: FrodoB at August 01, 2019 03:53 PM (vNyGK)
>>They need 300 MILLION women.
I'm just gonna thrw this out there...
Maybe try NOT drowning ALL your female Babies?
Posted by: garrett at August 01, 2019 03:18 PM (faKXv)
+++It truly is a horrible situation. The males are their 401s, their pension plans, their Social Security. The daughters marry off. But now, because of the scarcity of the females, the families can get a pretty penny for the girl offspring.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 01, 2019 03:53 PM (9+jnX)
Hush. Don't you know that everything chinese is doubleplusgood?
Heh.
And Trump knows this. The Chinese aren't the one's being tough...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 01, 2019 03:53 PM (6qErC)
Yeah. Now if I could convince him to get hearing aids, or a frequency transformer to deepen female voices, that would help. Fortunately, for a woman, I have a fairly deep voice, so he can usually understand me.
Fenelon, it certainly is! And please keep him in your prayers that he accept the Holy Spirit ... he's been atheist as long as I've known him. I'm iffy about God myself at times, but he is ... a pretty stubborn unbeliever.
Posted by: Empire1 at August 01, 2019 03:54 PM (Aa7Wg)
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 01, 2019 03:55 PM (dmoiP)
Yep, XInjiang province was one of my favorite places in China. I had t sneak in more than once when they shut it down to outsiders. very beautiful place. Lots of mountains, deserts, lakes etc. Its real big...Alaska big I would venture to guess sizewise.
Those Uighur women are real pretty too, at least until they drop the first kid. It must be some kind of ticking bomb located in their DNA. Once that first kid drops the fugly alarm on the back of the DNA helix goes off.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 01, 2019 03:55 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Eromero at August 01, 2019 03:57 PM (UUkQp)
Wingman tweets! Still covering Obama's ass.
To my fellow Democrats. Be wary of attacking the Obama record. Build on it. Expand it. But there is little to be gained - for you or the party - by attacking a very successful and still popular Democratic President.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:57 PM (BqBId)
Mick Mars ??
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 01, 2019 03:30 PM (BqBId)
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IMHO... one of the most underrated players in rock.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 01, 2019 03:33 PM (8XRCm)
Yeah, whatshisname's little girl voice over that band kind of ruins it.
Listen to Shout At The Devil and ignore the vocals. Mick Mars' guitar is pure evil on that album. Pure. Evil.
Only Iommi is more evil because, Iommi.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 01, 2019 03:58 PM (veoSD)
House-to-house fighting in Hong Kong would keep a LOT of men busy
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Hong Kong is hosed. Despots CANNOT tolerate those who refuse to bend the knee. When the CCP sends the
troops in there is precisely bupkis that any out sideer can do about it. Of course that would destroy whatever value HK posesses but that is a minor consideration compared to defying the emperor, and of course considerations like tens of thousands of deaths matter less than nothing to the barbarians in Beijing.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 01, 2019 04:00 PM (dmoiP)
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She'll be wearing red pajamas
When she comes
Posted by: FrodoB
Hopefully she'll only be wearing a g string when she does. IYKWIM.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 01, 2019 04:03 PM (aNSOb)
Is there a geometry nerd here that knows the name of the inside edge of the bottom of a cylinder?
Posted by: JAS
The dikfer.
Posted by: JT at August 01, 2019 04:13 PM (arJlL)
Let's ask Roy
Posted by: Diesel Jones at August 01, 2019 04:18 PM (0CeRG)
15m
.@senatemajldr has confirmed 66 nominations today by voice vote.
Execute order 66
Posted by: jon at August 01, 2019 04:19 PM (VTpXr)
Just the harvesting of human organs from bad people makes them salivate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2019 04:19 PM (u82oZ)
Clinton then granted Most Favored Nation status to Red China, had their military officials touring all sorts of secure US military facilities (including the nuke dump at Hanford), etc. And of course, he sold them ballistic-missile guidance technology.
You notice that Hillary is totally silent on the Red China connection....
Posted by: dad29 at August 01, 2019 07:49 PM (7Kti7)
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