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The Morning Rant

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"If anything is obvious to me from these Democrat debates, where we get to see not one, not two, but 20 Democrats who think they should be president making their pitch to the American people on a national stage, it's that progressivism is a death cult. I'm not exaggerating for effect. At the end of every progressive policy or goal, there is death, death, and more death. Progressivism has come so that we may have death, and that more abundantly. I think it's demonic, but I think even a non-religious person can see that the way of the Left always ends in death. Always. It's the logical conclusion of every single progressive ideal.

"And, of course, they want us dead. Which is why they hate us in general, and Donald Trump in particular. Because we're standing in the way of their 'progress.' And not only is Trump standing in their way, he's mooning them, too.

"They think Trump is unhinged, but as far as I'm concerned, he isn't unhinged enough. His cannon is insufficiently loose. What we really need is a drunken ape in the White House armed with an aluminum baseball bat, a bullhorn and a flamethrower. That's the only solution at this point. But Trump is as close as we're going to get, so he'll have to do. For now. Progressives are too blind to realize that it really is in their best interest to make their peace with Trump (and by extension, us), because if they succeed in getting rid of him and stifling the sentiments of an unwilling populace, the next guy they're going to get is going to be even worse."

(Thanks to grammie winger and zombie whose posted comments I used stole to provide the content to today's rant.)



The Deep Thoughts of Marianne Williamson:

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Caption This:

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If the progressives ever succeeded in destroying the country, I think Hungary is the country I would flee to.



Nelson Muntz: "Hah-haaaah!"




Vintage Beauty:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Here's another good photo.

(There's no connection between today's celebs I can think of, except that both have passed)



Monday's Celebrities: From Firefly, the former (refugee?) Browncoat Gina Torres and a man who can really rock a fedora, Dennis Haysbert. They appeared briefly together on 24, back in 2004. Holy crap, that's 15(!) years ago.



AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

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If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Requests for continued prayer:

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Slapweasel (also for an organ donor) and strength in caring for elderly parents with have memory and other issues, Cheribee, also Tami’s daughter, Circa’s brother, VNRedLeg, Scott M., Fox 2!’s friend, Mary Beth for healing from bladder cancer, Mother of a co-worker of Josephistan , Rickl-healing from cancer-he has an additional lesion and numbness in back area, Suzanne’s friend Kevin-told that he has six months to live-is praying for a miracle. Bete in reflection needs healing from cancer

Other continuing health issues and requested prayers for healing: Fixeupperupper’s mothers-kidney function. Michelle’s son- continued recovery from car accident.. Sock-rat-eeze, for things to go smoothly so that he can have reversal of colostomy. USNTakin and wife-he asked particularly that she have relief from pain, but strength and relief from pain for both of them

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Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor who needs healing after being affected by fumes from muriatic acid

Healing for Blaster’s son who has issues with depression.


Updates and new requests:

6/29 Hrothgar’s SIL has an elderly beloved pastor of a tiny but vibrant church of older folks. “Sister Charlotte” needs healing of heart issues so that she can return to being that congregations shepherdess

6/29-LadyL asks for prayers for two friends of her daughter: Laura, in her early 30’s was given a prognosis of 3 years to live after a recurrence of metastatic breast cancer. Please storm heaven for a miracle of complete healing. Also, Allison, another of her daughter’s friends, had a stroke two-weeks after the birth of her first child. She is still unable to walk after 6 months. Doubtful she will be able to teach again. Pray that she be fully healed and to enjoy life and her family.

7/1 Hrothgar’s SIL Elizabeth has diabetic related neuropathy. Needs healing

7/3-Maddog’s PSA blood test says PSA has low which indicates no larger scale cancer present, but since cancer spread outside body will be undergoing hormone therapy soon and radiation after that.

7/3-Poster ET going through very difficult time. Needs rough places made smooth.

7/3 For Leslie-for spiritual strength and comfort after death of daughter who died from flu-one year ago February

7/8-Beltway Elite asked for prayers for their mother who had stroke at end of June, leaving her paralyzed on right side. Thankfully she remembers herself and details but faces lengthy period of recovery and physical therapy. Prayers for quick recuperation, management of other health conditions and for Beltway Elite’s sister to act with compassion.

7/13-Winston, a dreg of asked for prayers for his dear friend Dee, who fell and broke right arm near shoulder while on a road trip. Four months earlier had broken wrist, 2nd time cancer survivor. Prayers for healing.

7/13-Empire1 has asked for prayers for her husband, Mr. Empire, who has diverticulitis.

7/13-tBodie prayers for oldest child who is going through a hard time with depression but has stabilized somewhat.

7/16-Deep State in Deep Sh**-Asked for prayer for friend, Tiffany, in 2nd fight with cancer, not as bad as first time but still needs prayers for healing

7/16-OldDoginMO’s wife- out of hospital. Oncologist wants her to skip two chemo treatments and let her heal from wound-probably as result of chemo. Prayers for complete healing

7/16-Grammie’s daughter is supposed to go on a mission trip to Swaziland in August to work with children and( women?) Who had been in sex trafficking and daughter has to travel through South Africa-Prayers for her safety and of all the people travelling with her,

7/17-Fenelon asks for prayers for Ray, who had chemo and a bone marrow transplant for blood cancer. Needs healing.

7/19-Rickl MRI of shoulder blade showed additional lesion. Has numbness in back and buttocks. May have another tumor. Was starting chemo again July 23. Prayers for healing.

7/19-Prayers for continued healing for Anna Puma’s dad. Had heart attack and stent was put in

7/19-Juddgement’s BIL has severe depression was walking on road in daze, but after some conversation with his BIL is taking his meds without prompting and is doing better. Continued prayers for his recovery and strength for family in dealing with his situation are appreciated.

7/19-Prayers for healing and strengthening for Kindltot’s dad in short term nursing home for rehab, and for safety for Kindltot as they travel back and forth to see their dad

7/19-For Pooky’s girl and her husband for rough places made smooth- for healing and for dealing with insurance issues as no two plans cover same things

7/21 -Duke’ Lowell’s son in U.S. Merchant Marine head to Suez canal and East Coast of Africa, Prayers for he and his shipmates.

7/23-Dave, having surgery having 3rd disk in neck repaired.

7/23-Mr. Aspirin Factory ‘s childhood friend killed in a freak accident. Leaves behind wife and teenage daughters. Prayers for grieving family and friends.

7/24-Redc14c - dad in hospice, prayers for dad, mom, and rest of family and friends.

7/24-Jane D’oh’s son has swollen knee and torn meniscus. Going to see an orthopedic doctor. Needs treatment and complete healing.

7/24-Vic’s brother had a heart attack. Stent put in. Needs healing.

7/25-Cookie, friend of Artisanal’ette, retired Air Force colonel has cancer, told she has 3 months to live. For complete healing. She is also caring for a daughter, a victim of violent rape, afraid to leave home.

7/29-Sturmtoddler had kidney surgery July 23. He is at home convalescing. Surgery was textbook. Just waiting for biopsy on removed cyst. Doctor says mass was removed. Prayers for complete healing.

7/29-BifBewalski, going in for lower back surgery August 1. Getting an artificial disc between S1 and LF. Prayers for a successful procedure and healing.

7/30-Hadrian IV – wife having full knee replacement August 2. Prayers for uneventful surgery and quick recovery.

7/30-NaCly Dog’s, wife has new mobility issues. Prayers for healing.


Job needs:

Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas.

Donna&&&& needs FT job in areas of expertise

PDX Republican needs sedentary PT job.

Fenelon’s Spouse is looking for FT job

Hadrian IV is looking for new job.

Insomniac has been in touch with a company about receiving some work in his field. Please continue to pray for him in this endeavor that this does indeed work out for him.

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.

Please note; Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless I receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcomed.

Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless!

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Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Olive Garden Breadsticks:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:14 AM




Comments

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1 St

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 31, 2019 11:14 AM (jsWA8)

2 1st!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2019 11:14 AM (JUOKG)

3 !

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:15 AM (arJlL)

4 Top ten!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2019 11:15 AM (so+oy)

5 I'll get the others

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 31, 2019 11:15 AM (jsWA8)

6 https://reut.rs/2YeLU4Y
*******
China to buy more U.S. farm products, talks to resume in September: White House - Reuters
**
th

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 31, 2019 11:15 AM (BqBId)

7 Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders !

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:15 AM (arJlL)

8 Somewhere in the top ten....

Posted by: engineer at July 31, 2019 11:15 AM (10bW0)

9
I Scream, You Scream

Morning Report was Neopolitan.

Art Thread was plain vanilla.*

Now comes the giant banana split sundae.

Hooray for the lecture gorilla.

____
* Yeah, yeah, it was really more like butterscotch or coffee flavor, but to rhyme required employing my artistic license (cardboard level).

Posted by: mindful webworker at July 31, 2019 11:16 AM (Z+JNA)

10 Dude is Rutger Hauer

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 11:16 AM (Sftm0)

11 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:16 AM (iikV8)

12 That Williamson woman sure has a big chin.

Posted by: Jay Leno at July 31, 2019 11:16 AM (T6t7i)

13 Caption This:

"Walk like an Egyptian"

Oh, and that "c beams" dude...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2019 11:16 AM (6qErC)

14 Lillian Gish?

Posted by: abbynormal at July 31, 2019 11:17 AM (I849g)

15 Olive garden breadsticks are ok but honestly this is a little disappointing.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2019 11:17 AM (FC8Ev)

16 Rutger Hauer is the dude. Dunno the old hottie but she is pretty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)

17 Nice vintage beauty photo. She a red head?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2019 11:17 AM (1VOQD)

18 I knew that was the chick from Firefly.

But I didn't say anything.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2019 11:17 AM (tH5fk)

19 14 Lillian Gish?
Posted by: abbynormal at July 31, 2019 11:17 AM (I849g)


No. If MP4 shows up, he'll probably be able to tell us.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (Nq3+Y)

20 I like Olive Garden breadsticks.. but I always order them with butter only.. none of that garlicky salt..

bonus is they come out hot from the oven..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (so+oy)

21 Marianne Williamson looks undead

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK8)

22 Grab em by the Gish.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (tH5fk)

23 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
1h
Such a great victory in court yesterday on the Russian Hoax, the greatest political scam in the history of our Country. TREASON! Hopefully, the Attorney General of the United States, and all of those working with him, will find out, in great detail, what happened. NEVER AGAIN!!!!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (BqBId)

24 A related prayer for my work situation is I'm finding myself so discouraged by the situation I don't even want to get out of bed in the morning. All the false starts, false promises, and LOLGFs really wear me down.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (NWiLs)

25 19 14 Lillian Gish?
Posted by: abbynormal at July 31, 2019 11:17 AM (I849g)

No. If MP4 shows up, he'll probably be able to tell us.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (Nq3+Y)

========

Is it Theda Bera?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (iikV8)

26 That Williamson woman sure has a big chin.
===

The better to rest your balls on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (pw+jk)

27 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)

28 17 Nice vintage beauty photo. She a red head?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2019 11:17 AM (1VOQD)


Don't know. Maybe.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:19 AM (Nq3+Y)

29 Well, I'll be a gorilla's uncle. I do not know this one.

**shakes fist at sky**

GORILLA PUNNNNDIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!

I'm going to cheat and BRB.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2019 11:19 AM (BmxiN)

30 Caption:

I'm with Stupid.

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

31 15
Olive garden breadsticks are ok but honestly this is a little disappointing.



Gotta love the business model, though. Come in, and we'll give you all of the temporarily appetite-killing, cheapest food there is. That way, you won't notice how small and unappetizing your "veal cutlet" is.

Also, you're a fat ass. You don't need the carbs.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:19 AM (T6t7i)

32 caption this: "pull my finger"

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2019 11:19 AM (sGtp+)

33 Trump was the winner in last night's debate. The last PIC is Rutger Hauer who recently died.

Posted by: Vic at July 31, 2019 11:19 AM (mpXpK)

34 The dude is Meghan Rapinoe

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:19 AM (flINI)

35 20 I like Olive Garden breadsticks.. but I always order them with butter only.. none of that garlicky salt..

bonus is they come out hot from the oven..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (so+oy)

I like their soups, too. Just their soup and their breadsticks make a good meal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK8)

36 Is it Theda Bera?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (iikV


Sorry, no. It's not someone you'd know unless you were *really* into the late stage/early screen era. Like MP4.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM (Nq3+Y)

37 Wait... Check that... Megan Rapinoe has more chest hair

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM (flINI)

38 Too bad those Goolag Camp attendees were not at Pompeii then they could have really experienced the full might of an angry Vulcan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM (XmfT7)

39 I like Olive Garden breadsticks.. but I always order them with butter only.. none of that garlicky salt..

bonus is they come out hot from the oven..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (so+oy)


The Olive Gardens around me has really gone to shit. Last time we were there, the food was really sub par and disappointing.

Even my daughter, who LOVED that place, has no desire to go back.

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

40 Caption: HE has a penis !

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM (arJlL)

41 it's Dad's 87th b-day today....

we invited his caregivers to come to his hospice room for ice cream and cake.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM (pjk9o)

42 "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2019 11:21 AM (pw+jk)

43 Caption this:

"Hey, is that guy Lurch?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 31, 2019 11:21 AM (m79Dg)

44 36 Is it Theda Bera?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:18 AM (iikV

Sorry, no. It's not someone you'd know unless you were *really* into the late stage/early screen era. Like MP4.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM (Nq3+Y)

========

Who doesn't know it!

OM for the win!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:21 AM (iikV8)

45
Sorry, no. It's not someone you'd know unless you were *really* into the late stage/early screen era. Like MP4.


Is she a youngish Liz Warren?

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:21 AM (T6t7i)

46
Oh please oh please let Marianne Williamson be the nominee. Of course as batshit crazy as she is she'll still win about 10 solidly libtard states

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2019 11:21 AM (kw5n8)

47 Olive Garden Italian dressing is good.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2019 11:21 AM (tH5fk)

48 31 15
Olive garden breadsticks are ok but honestly this is a little disappointing.


Gotta love the business model, though. Come in, and we'll give you all of the temporarily appetite-killing, cheapest food there is. That way, you won't notice how small and unappetizing your "veal cutlet" is.

Also, you're a fat ass. You don't need the carbs.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:19 AM (T6t7i)

The spaghetti is reasonably generous, although again, merely ok. I make better spaghetti. I quite like their ravioli but they sometimes have cilantro in it, which is very unpleasant.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2019 11:21 AM (FC8Ev)

49 The Olive Gardens around me has really gone to shit.

Sooooo, the olives are REALLY dingleberries ?

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:22 AM (arJlL)

50 Very pretty woman.

Stunning.


I'm sure this is a cruel trick by OM, and it's really a picture of a young Helen Thomas before the garbage truck ran over her face.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2019 11:22 AM (mIQCW)

51 It's not Maude Adams, is it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 11:22 AM (+0VWg)

52 Is she a youngish Liz Warren?
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:21 AM (T6t7i)


Yeah, you got it, it was from her early days on the reservation.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:23 AM (Nq3+Y)

53 The chick is Princes Googolplex of the Croatian/Slavic Googolplex's. The guy is a synthoid whose polonium battery recently failed.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 31, 2019 11:23 AM (m79Dg)

54 Marianne Williamson doesn't belong anywhere near actual power, but she's at least entertaining. The rest of that bunch have all the charisma of a medical cadaver.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2019 11:23 AM (/wcVO)

55 All those early movie actresses look the same. Does saying that make me racist or sexist?

Posted by: engineer at July 31, 2019 11:24 AM (10bW0)

56 I always thought Rutger Hauer had the right look and screen presence to play Aragorn in LOTR, had those movies been made when he was a little younger.

Posted by: craig at July 31, 2019 11:24 AM (TICVL)

57 51 It's not Maude Adams, is it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 11:22 AM (+0VWg)


No, but you got her first name right.

Do you actually recognize her?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:24 AM (Nq3+Y)

58 Those doughy peniuses are totes gay.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 11:24 AM (2LelM)

59 Rutger Hauer, as others have said. The vintage beauty, no idea. Not Isadora Duncan by any chance?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

60 Caption: "This one will be spared, but only to be used as a test subject for the psychic tortures. Guards, SEIZE HIM!"

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at July 31, 2019 11:24 AM (RD7QR)

61 Progressives are too blind to realize that it really is in their best interest to make their peace with Trump (and by extension, us), because if they succeed in getting rid of him and stifling the sentiments of an unwilling populace, the next guy they're going to get is going to be even worse."

They have no reason to believe that. Every other face of the GOP is, and always has been, a go-along to get-along milk-toast pussy. Hell ... they got a surrogate to shoot a Republican at a ball-field, and that guy even came back singing Kumbaya. Everytime anyone stands up to fight back, there are always two others sadly shaking their heads at how terrible this has all become.

Why should the Lunatic Left think they should make amends ? Every time they slap somebody, the same ol' same olds keep apologizing.

Posted by: PeppermintPattysDoubleJointedVibrator at July 31, 2019 11:24 AM (JPZk7)

62 I have no problem with Olive Garden per se. I just don't like Italian food.

Posted by: Chris M at July 31, 2019 11:25 AM (eAZVt)

63 56 I always thought Rutger Hauer had the right look and screen presence to play Aragorn in LOTR, had those movies been made when he was a little younger.
Posted by: craig at July 31, 2019 11:24 AM (TICVL)

==========

"Rutger, baby, I'm gonna make this happen!"
-John Boorman, director of Zardoz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:25 AM (iikV8)

64 49 The Olive Gardens around me has really gone to shit.

Sooooo, the olives are REALLY dingleberries ?
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:22 AM (arJlL)

This implies that Olive Garden wasn't always shit.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 31, 2019 11:25 AM (KUaJL)

65 Madam Currie and a Combat model Replicant

Posted by: Archer at July 31, 2019 11:25 AM (gmo/4)

66 Willowed, yet sli-i-i-i-ightly fits in with thread topic:


PG LOSES $5 BILLION AFTER INSULTING THE MAIN CUSTOMERS OF GILLETTE.

It was a stupid campaign to begin with, but I think the ad with the Dad teaching his male hormone self-deformed tranny daughter how to shave was the ad that sent them over the cliff.

It showed they understood nothing about men as fathers.

The ad should've gone something like this:

Tranny Daughter: Hey, Dad can you teach me how to shave cuz I'm a Man now!"

Dad: Oh....uh...sure, Sally-uh, Sam.

*cut to scene with Dad talking her through shave creme*

*tears of infinite sorrow leak from his eyes*

D: Say...uh, Sall- uh, Sam. Do you do remember that time we're were camping by the Red River and I saved you from from drowning.

TD: Yeah...why?

D: Cuz that's exactly like this moment only I couldn't save you.

*Dad howls with existential pain*

*song - Gillette the best a man can get!!!*


You'll notice they pulled that particular commercial very quickly.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2019 11:25 AM (mIQCW)

67 The RLM guys are talking about Once Upon A Time in Hollywood.

Also, go see Once Upon A Time in Hollywood.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK8)

68
I have no problem with Olive Garden per se. I just don't like Italian food.



Posted by: Chris M at July 31, 2019 11:25 AM (eAZVt)

Is this for real? If not, it is very clever. Either way, it made me laugh.

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (n13/j)

69 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge"

Dude... not 100 yet.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (6qErC)

70 67 The RLM guys are talking about Once Upon A Time in Hollywood.

Also, go see Once Upon A Time in Hollywood.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK

=========

Watched it. The review.

I don't give no shits about spoilers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (iikV8)

71 35
I like their soups, too. Just their soup and their breadsticks make a good meal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM

I make a great meal for a fraction of the price!

Posted by: Hamburger Helper at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (S48ez)

72 Maude Fealy

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)

73
Marianne Williamson doesn't belong anywhere near actual power, but she's
at least entertaining. The rest of that bunch have all the charisma of a
medical cadaver.


Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2019 11:23 AM

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According to google she topped their searches last night. Mostly guys looking to see if there are naked pictures of her.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2019 11:27 AM (JUOKG)

74 If you want a single explanation for what's happening in America watch AVATAR IDIOCRACY again.
_________


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at July 31, 2019 11:27 AM (qXpK8)

75 hey all, thanks for the prayers, i believe they did the trick. and prayers for everyone else on the list and those who need them but haven't asked.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 31, 2019 11:27 AM (/Biz+)

76 "I'm not exaggerating for effect. At the end of every progressive policy or goal, there is death, death, and more death".

You do not comprehend, o' gorilla. True Progressivism has never been tried. Those false starts were just the birth pangs of primitive humankind before it has evolved to it's enlightened selves of perpetually offended asswipes.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 31, 2019 11:27 AM (m79Dg)

77 54 Marianne Williamson doesn't belong anywhere near actual power, but she's at least entertaining. The rest of that bunch have all the charisma of a medical cadaver.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2019 11:23 AM (/wcVO)
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Yeah, she most certainly is.

It's like having Dharma from "Dharma and Greg" run for president.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 31, 2019 11:27 AM (qC1Sy)

78 Rutger was pretty good in Ladyhawke. So was Michelle Pfeiffer's ass.

Posted by: PeppermintPattysDoubleJointedVibrator at July 31, 2019 11:27 AM (JPZk7)

79
67 The RLM guys are talking about Once Upon A Time in Hollywood.

Also, go see Once Upon A Time in Hollywood.


Mrs. Chronda really liked it, but she knows disturbingly much about the Charles Manson family. I thought it was meh, although the bit with Bruce Lee was funny.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2019 11:27 AM (sGtp+)

80 Yesterday on one of LI threads of the debate. someone posted a comparison photo of the Montana Gov. and a gif of the bald headed guy in Airplane working in the control tower, who unplugs the radar. The Gov is an absolute ringer for that guy.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 31, 2019 11:27 AM (JxFs6)

81 Marianne Williamson at the debate was like the dude at the bar that calls everyone else a pussy for not constantly doing shots and challenging everyone to do backflips off the bar.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 31, 2019 11:27 AM (KUaJL)

82 Maud "Touchy" Fealy ?

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:27 AM (arJlL)

83 I love Bolognaise Sauce on pasta. Unfortuneately, I can never find good Bolognaie Sauce at Italian eateries. Whats up with that?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 11:28 AM (2LelM)

84 I really need to watch Blade Runner again.

"Little man. You ever have an itch you can never scratch?"

I remember that line and it all makes sense all the scrabbling back-stabbing screaming Democrats lusting for power who want to be President.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2019 11:28 AM (XmfT7)

85 Watch Avatar again. Well, okay. Wait, wrong Avatar. I was thinking of the wizard Avatar in 'Wizards'. Here's the clip where he settles the score with his evil brother, Black Wolf:

http://tinyurl.com/pyumuto

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2019 11:28 AM (CDGwz)

86 Maude Fealy"

And then came Maude?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)

87 71 35
I like their soups, too. Just their soup and their breadsticks make a good meal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM

I make a great meal for a fraction of the price!
Posted by: Hamburger Helper at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (S48ez)

Sure and I eat that, too. But if you don't wanna cook, Olive Garden ain't bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8)

88 I really like the Old Spaghetti factory.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2019 11:28 AM (FC8Ev)

89
Maude Dobber?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2019 11:28 AM (mIQCW)

90 Too bad those Goolag Camp attendees were not at Pompeii then they could have really experienced the full might of an angry Vulcan.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM


An angry Vulcan would be a Pon too Farr.

Posted by: Sarek at July 31, 2019 11:28 AM (swI8R)

91 "Rutger, baby, I'm gonna make this happen!"
-John Boorman, director of Zardoz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:25 AM (iikV8


I have heard that Boorman was lined up to do LOTR in the 70s, but the project fell through, so he took the sets or special effects he was preparing and used them to make his King Arthur movie, Excalibur.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (Nq3+Y)

92 56 I always thought Rutger Hauer had the right look and screen presence to play Aragorn in LOTR, had those movies been made when he was a little younger.
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I would have liked to see Rutger Hauer play Theoden myself. Imagine him reciting the verses for Eorl the Young in TTT movie.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (W+kMI)

93 Marianne/Tulsi 2020

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (XmfT7)

94 Ok, the part I don't get about Marianne Williamson's tweet is who is supposed to be the Fire Nation in the analogy?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (KUaJL)

95 Caption this: 57 genders and he's not one.

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (qXpK8)

96 91 "Rutger, baby, I'm gonna make this happen!"
-John Boorman, director of Zardoz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:25 AM (iikV8

I have heard that Boorman was lined up to do LOTR in the 70s, but the project fell through, so he took the sets or special effects he was preparing and used them to make his King Arthur movie, Excalibur.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (Nq3+Y)

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That's exactly what happened.

Frodo and Galadriel were gonna do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (iikV8)

97 80 Yesterday on one of LI threads of the debate. someone posted a comparison photo of the Montana Gov. and a gif of the bald headed guy in Airplane working in the control tower, who unplugs the radar. The Gov is an absolute ringer for that guy.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 31, 2019 11:27 AM (JxFs6)

How about some coffee, Johnny?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK8)

98 56
I always thought Rutger Hauer had the right look and screen presence to
play Aragorn in LOTR, had those movies been made when he was a little
younger.


Posted by: craig at July 31, 2019 11:24 AM (TICVL)

He did play in a made for Brit TV mini-series called The 10th Kingdom which was similar to LOTR.

Posted by: Vic at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)

99 If you want a single explanation for what's happening in America watch IDIOCRACY again.
_________

If you watch the first part, the stupid white people having babies are the idiots and the oh-so sophisticated urbanites with no children failed the country. LOL

Posted by: abbynormal at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (I849g)

100 I really like the Old Spaghetti factory.





Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2019 11:28 AM

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Ate in one of those in Hong Kong after a hard nights Liberty. Surprisingly good spaghetti.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (JUOKG)

101 Maude Dern?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (flINI)

102 Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)

Dude. Your google-fu is on par!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2019 11:29 AM (1VOQD)

103 Justice Democrat failed candidate Saira Rao is at it again. White Democrats had better wake up soon.


@sairasameerarao

White fragility is white supremacy. White privilege is white supremacy. White feminism is white supremacy.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

104 "Vallachian@vallachian· Jul 30, 2019
Oberlin College asks for stay of judgement after it is sentenced to pay Gibson's Bakery $25 million; judge grants the stay for appeal, but slaps them with $36 million dollar bond.
LOL!"

Oh, stop crying and hold still, there's only a couple of more inches left to go.

Posted by: Monty James at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (Zqz9o)

105 Marianne Williamson doesn't belong anywhere near actual power


She should be allowed to operate machinery or an automobile either.



Posted by: Archer at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (gmo/4)

106 Olive Garden is basically the Chipotle of Italian food.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (KUaJL)

107 Grammie is 100% right. Far more than Islam, the Left is the political, ideological and, yes, religious epitome of the principle of thanatos.

Posted by: doomed at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (tt1wG)

108 Maude Fealy?

I can honestly say I have never heard of her, though I should have, since she worked for the Thanhouser studio and I have some of their silents.

Apparently, one of her last roles was in The Ten Commandments, but this very small image is the only one I can find:

https://tinyurl.com/y5qqut6v

If it's the scene I am thinking of, she is at the well in Goshen when Miriam tells everyone to stock up on water, since the Nile is going to run red.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (BmxiN)

109 103 Justice Democrat failed candidate Saira Rao is at it again. White Democrats had better wake up soon.


@sairasameerarao

White fragility is white supremacy. White privilege is white supremacy. White feminism is white supremacy.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

==========

"I hope this person's policy goals get realized!"
-White suburban woman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (iikV8)

110 Wait... Check that... Megan Rapinoe has more chest hair
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM (flINI)


Speaking of that.........The coach of the USWNT is retiring. I wonder if the embarrassing way they acted during and after this last WC had anything to do with it......

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

111 72 Maude Fealy
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)


Bingo.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (Nq3+Y)

112 Olive Garden is pretty good for what it is. I've been to better (I miss Carrabba's) but it's still an enjoyable meal.

Seriously, folks just get too snobby about things these days.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 31, 2019 11:31 AM (AM1GF)

113 I have always been amazed at how good Sbarro's meatballs are. Low end dining chain but the meatballs are always good.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 11:31 AM (2LelM)

114 Loose cannon? Trump cannot be a loose cannon He hits what he is aiming for. EVERY TIME. I watched the Tim Poole youtube video on the squad and tweets of "go back to your country" and my god he is right.

Trump does "Stray Voltage" better than anyone.

Posted by: Picric at July 31, 2019 11:31 AM (gDShc)

115 72
Maude Fealy


First two copies of that image at duckduckgo are reversed (looking left instead of right).

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 31, 2019 11:31 AM (vWMNq)

116
Olive Garden food is 3D printed from some kind non-organic, flavor-free substance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2019 11:31 AM (Wx/+I)

117
You'll notice they pulled that particular commercial very quickly.
Posted by: naturalfake
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Yeah, the Campbell's 'Two Daddies' ad didn't last long either, but it was too late. Never buying their product again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2019 11:31 AM (CDGwz)

118 1. as i said yesterday before the debates, trump is all about the love. trump is a train - a love train - so get on board, it's leaving the station.

2. oberlin's lawyers pleaded for a reduced judgement by claiming the college was just getting by. oops.

3. mary pickford?

4. rutger hauer?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 31, 2019 11:31 AM (Pg+x7)

119 Big Night

Movie about Italian brothers in America running a restaurant.

It's wonderful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:31 AM (iikV8)

120 ...

5. i've never been to olive garden.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (Pg+x7)

121 I have heard that Boorman was lined up to do LOTR in the 70s, but the
project fell through, so he took the sets or special effects he was
preparing and used them to make his King Arthur movie, Excalibur.

Posted by: OregonMuse.


It wouldn't have worked nearly as well. Yeah, Jackson overused the CGI, but the huge battle scenes and assorted monsters just wouldn't have worked as well. Go back and look at T1 if you doubt it.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (T6t7i)

122 What does she mean, " watch Avatar again. "?

Posted by: Wasteland Wally O'Knackerjob at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (wZTdu)

123 Maude Fealy
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)

Bingo.
Posted by: OregonMuse.

The woman's name is Bingo ?

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)

124 106 Olive Garden is basically the Chipotle of Italian food.
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So cockroaches falling from the ceiling and oodles of food poisoning?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (2LelM)

125 "Olive Garden food is 3D printed from some kind non-organic, flavor-free substance."

Nah, it's just average Italian food, which totally sucks in the first place.

Posted by: Chris M at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (eAZVt)

126 Olive Garden is basically the Chipotle of Italian food.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (KUaJL)

The thing that I always wondered about Chipotle. Do they even use chipotles? Maybe they use them in the mix but I never noticed one or them mentioning one.

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (n13/j)

127 Ooh! She's on post cards!

Posted by: FrodoB at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (Cl1sy)

128 106 Olive Garden is basically the Chipotle of Italian food.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 31, 2019 11:30 AM (KUaJL)

They don't have so much food poisoning do they?

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (FC8Ev)

129 121 I have heard that Boorman was lined up to do LOTR in the 70s, but the
project fell through, so he took the sets or special effects he was
preparing and used them to make his King Arthur movie, Excalibur.

Posted by: OregonMuse.

It wouldn't have worked nearly as well. Yeah, Jackson overused the CGI, but the huge battle scenes and assorted monsters just wouldn't have worked as well. Go back and look at T1 if you doubt it.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (T6t7i)

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If you're one of those who hate on Jackson's stuff for being unfaithful, here's Boorman's script for LOTR:

https://tinyurl.com/y5wpk6p8

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (iikV8)

130 Frodo and Galadriel were gonna do it"

Hey baby - you wanna come see my mirror?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (6qErC)

131 Red sauce is the devil.

Posted by: Chris M at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (eAZVt)

132 It's our grandson's 2nd birthday. Our son, his wonderful wife, and their son and new baby girl, live just far enough away that we can't really visit very often. We get to have an afternoon a few times a year when we meet up at my Mom's.

I should be happy. I am happy, for them. Selfishly depressed, though, for Milady and me, to have so little to do with them. Watching and spoiling the grandkids was what we looked forward to for a quarter century.

(Cue Carol King's "Farrrr away..." song)

I pray for the strengthening of the spirit of true family, everywhere, whatever that might mean to the Divine.

Posted by: grampa mindful webworker at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (Z+JNA)

133 i've never been to olive garden.

But ya kinda like the music, right ?

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (arJlL)

134 Johnny from Airplane!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5neabZ5pVQ

Posted by: Jen the original at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (JxFs6)

135 130 Frodo and Galadriel were gonna do it"

Hey baby - you wanna come see my mirror?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (6qErC)

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Pretty much. It was her mirror scene.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (iikV8)

136 (caption this)

*Insert Bewitched sound effects, everybody turns into clowns*

Posted by: LinusPresley at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (OpKV/)

137 119 Big Night

Movie about Italian brothers in America running a restaurant.

It's wonderful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:31 AM (iikV

Can confirm.

Makes me hungry.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

138 Maude Fealy
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)

Bingo.
Posted by: OregonMuse.

The woman's name is Bingo ?
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)

________

I had a horse named Bingo

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (flINI)

139 112
Olive Garden is pretty good for what it is. I've been to better (I miss Carrabba's) but it's still an enjoyable meal.



Seriously, folks just get too snobby about things these days.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil


With apologies to James Lileks, it's possible to recognize garbage food for what it is without being a snob. Although I am still a snob.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (T6t7i)

140 i've never been to olive garden.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM


I've never been to me.

Posted by: Charlene at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (swI8R)

141 And then came Maude?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 31, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)

When Maude came, the entire building shook.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (m79Dg)

142 For the 'Ettes:

Thought that was a misprint and that Ellen DeGeneres was the pic.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (EYsyU)

143 Big Night



Movie about Italian brothers in America running a restaurant.



It's wonderful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:31 AM (iikV

One of my all time faves, 4 stars. I have recommended it here before.

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (n13/j)

144 The Olive Gardens around me has really gone to shit.

Sooooo, the olives are REALLY dingleberries ?
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:22 AM (arJlL)

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What do you expect from a neverending tosssed salad??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

145 137 119 Big Night

Movie about Italian brothers in America running a restaurant.

It's wonderful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:31 AM (iikV

Can confirm.

Makes me hungry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK

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We agreed on a movie...

Can someone check Hell's weather conditions?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (iikV8)

146 i've never been to olive garden.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM

I've never been to me.

Posted by: Charlene at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (swI8R)
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LOL

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (vg8iE)

147 > Marianne Williamson doesn't belong anywhere near actual power
She should just, like, shut up and get naked. -- Beavis and Butthead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (tY4MP)

148 >>Gotta love the business model, though. Come in, and we'll give you all of the temporarily appetite-killing, cheapest food there is. That way, you won't notice how small and unappetizing your "veal cutlet" is.

Also, you're a fat ass. You don't need the carbs.
Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:19 AM (T6t7i)


Red Lobster does that too. Give you a big bowl of hushpuppies to fatten you up. Back in school, a classmate worked bussing tables at one and said they would put a hushpuppy in a glass of water and watch it expand to fill the glass completely.

Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (sDeRb)

149 119
Big Night



Movie about Italian brothers in America running a restaurant.



It's wonderful.



Stanley Tucci FTW.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (T6t7i)

150 The woman's name is Bingo ?
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)


B.I.N.G.O.
B.I.N.G.O.
B.I.N.G.O.
And Bingo was her name-o

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (aS1PU)

151 I really like the Old Spaghetti factory.

Posted by: Someguy



+1

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (Sftm0)

152 We agreed on a movie...

Can someone check Hell's weather conditions?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (iikV

We agree more than we disagree, I suspect.

We both like good movies. But we differ sometimes about what constitutes a good movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK8)

153 So... is there a relationship between Rutger and Maude that we need to uncover?

Posted by: engineer at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (10bW0)

154 Hi. I'm an idiot. What does "direction" in fenelon's address mean? See? Told you.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (oLmQE)

155 More, just because sometimes you have to look head-on at the CRAZY:


@sairasameerarao

White liberals: we see you doubling/tripling down on your fragility and indignation around being questioned for your inherent racist.

If you think Donald Trump and his cronies haven't done a number on YOU, you are sorely mistaken.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 11:36 AM (bDqIh)

156 56
I always thought Rutger Hauer had the right look and screen presence to
play Aragorn in LOTR, had those movies been made when he was a little
younger.
Posted by: craig at July 31, 2019 11:24 AM (TICVL)


I think Hauer would've been better than Viggo Mortensen, who, in my opinion, didn't quite have the necessary screen presence for that role.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:36 AM (Nq3+Y)

157 Seriously, folks just get too snobby about things these days.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil
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Appetizer - Locally-sourced, organic, marinated turnip tops, drizzeled with triple virgin olive oil, sprinkled with organic locally-sourced oregano. $17.50

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2019 11:36 AM (xSo9G)

158 Baltimore Rats:

Marketwatch is perhaps the most-visited financial news website in the U.S.. It's certainly among the top 3. (As near as I can tell, it has some connection to Michael Bloomberg.)

Today, Marketwatch had its first RATS story, as opposed to "orangeman B'more comment racist" stories. Plenty of THOSE.

Anyway, a Marketwatch journo found RATS in Baltimore!... in Jared Kushner's apartment buildings!

Surprised by the story?

SOOO many to hate.

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2019 11:36 AM (Cssks)

159 Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:24 AM (Nq3+Y)

A lot of those Victorian actresses in their younger days look similar to me-long sort of curly hair, pretty eyes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 11:36 AM (+0VWg)

160 re: Big Night

I never got why they freaked out so much the singer didn't show up. OK he didn't show up, and? They still put on a great spread for their friends who will no doubt spread the word on how awesome that restaurant is.


Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (FiUMj)

161 Williamson has a shot. I think. I believe even the libs are getting fed up with career politicians. The current mockery of her is not that much different than my mockery of Donnie Drumph in 2015.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (DB16e)

162 152 We agreed on a movie...

Can someone check Hell's weather conditions?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (iikV

We agree more than we disagree, I suspect.

We both like good movies. But we differ sometimes about what constitutes a good movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK

===========

I know, just funnin'.

The point of film criticism, I think, is the discussion itself, not consensus. You talk movies good, so the discussions are at least always interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (iikV8)

163 Us: it's clear from Jefferson's letters that the first amendment was..

Them: watch avatar again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (RMwSd)

164 Appetizer - Locally-sourced, organic, marinated turnip tops, drizzeled with triple virgin olive oil, sprinkled with organic locally-sourced oregano. $17.50
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2019 11:36 AM (xSo9G)

You can find turnip tops in the dumpster behind a lot of restaurants.

Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (sDeRb)

165 54 Marianne Williamson doesn't belong anywhere near actual power, but she's at least entertaining. The rest of that bunch have all the charisma of a medical cadaver.
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It is possible for a person of low Charisma to ascend to high office. Richard Nixon (Charisma 8 all the way) is one that comes to mind. However, the low CHA stat means that no matter how smart or wise they are, when the moment of crisis arrives they have no innate leadership ability to inspire confidence and move people away from the problem or obtain a solution. Or at least nullify the opposition from exploiting the crisis into an attack of opportunity. Nixon was sunk by a two-bit scandal that more charismatic presidents could have swept under the rug.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (W+kMI)

166 OregonMuse, off topic but question for you. In a Readers Digest there is an article about signature foods from each state.
Oregon was listed as Tofurkey.
(My state of NC was pork BBQ btw).

Not buying the tofurkey, so what is the signature dish of Oregon in your opinion.

Posted by: Picric at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (gDShc)

167 153 So... is there a relationship between Rutger and Maude that we need to uncover?
Posted by: engineer at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (10bW0)


My comment directly below the Hauer photo:

(There's no connection between today's celebs I can think of, except that both have passed)

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (Nq3+Y)

168 The Big Night soundtrack is pretty kick ass. It is great to listen to when cooking Italian.

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:38 AM (n13/j)

169 speaking of commies/Nazis/Fascists .... how many of them did the CIA bring in to the fold after WW2, the way we brought in German scientists? Those old globalists (powerful men that wanted world conquest, to form a world under their iron fist) ... the old failures of WW2 came in handy for a CIA with perhaps their own version of global conquest.


MK Ultra was a real thang ... and afaik, it is not just conspiracy theory that the CIA incorporated old Nazis, or at least Germans, into their spooky little company. The commies were already here, we didn't even have to recruit them.


There is a conflict for me, on where the old Soviet commies of the cold war, yielded to the globalist oligarchs and DeepState. An easy resolution to that would be ... they were a joint venture from the start of the CIA.

Next gap in WTF Happened ... how did China get granted so much power? Was there a strategy? idk, but here we are ... Dems running as Commies, promising open borders and America in submission.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2019 11:38 AM (Cus5s)

170 I pray for the strengthening of the spirit of true family, everywhere, whatever that might mean to the Divine.
Posted by: grampa mindful webworker at July 31, 2019 11:33 AM (Z+JNA)

Were you channeling Marianne Williamson?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 31, 2019 11:38 AM (m79Dg)

171 160 re: Big Night

I never got why they freaked out so much the singer didn't show up. OK he didn't show up, and? They still put on a great spread for their friends who will no doubt spread the word on how awesome that restaurant is.


Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (FiUMj)

==========

Their friends already knew the restaurant was great, but it just didn't have the mass appeal of Ian Holm's restaurant.

They put all of their resources into that one night, Holm tricking them into going out with a bang.

In many ways, it's a very similar story to Babette's Feast (also wonderful).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:38 AM (iikV8)

172 Rutgar Hauer
Olive Thomas

I'm guessing a bit on the woman.

Posted by: Kid Who Has to Restock th Plastic Forks at July 31, 2019 11:38 AM (axyOa)

173 72 Maude Fealy
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)


Good Lord, she was gorgeous.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (wtvvX)

174 Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (oLmQE)

Fenelon was a 17th century French Bishop who wrote wonderful letters of spiritual direction. I chose the handle for e-mail in 2018, Hence, FenelonDirection18.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (+0VWg)

175 Now I'm hungry !

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (arJlL)

176 I think Hauer would've been better than Viggo
Mortensen, who, in my opinion, didn't quite have the necessary screen
presence for that role.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor


Agreed. Plus, his voice sounds like a honking goose, per Ace.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (T6t7i)

177 Regarding Marianne Williamson, don't forget the maxim: "Don't put your dick in crazy."

Posted by: JAS at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (I5SAg)

178 54 Marianne Williamson doesn't belong anywhere near actual power, but she's at least entertaining. The rest of that bunch have all the charisma of a medical cadaver.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2019 11:23 AM

That's interesting, as Williamson certainly has the appearance of a cadaver. Or a lich.

Besides, the other candidates have personality:

Bernie- Demented homeless man shouting at the sky, thinking modern day is actually his childhood era

Warren- angry schoolmarm trying to act pleasant for the rubes, but she can't help but let her inner hate come out

Harris- as Warren, above, but as an angry woman of color.

Biden- demented and out of touch with the era like Sanders, but willing to take whatever political positions his aides tell him are popular to get elected. Then, has deer in headlights look when everyone yells at him, because he thought he sold out properly, and that always worked in the previous 40+ years of his political experience.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (S48ez)

179 Speaking of unhinged lefties - I am in Manteca for work. Got here yesterday and after checking into the hotel I went to their gym to work out. I was joined by an older Hispanic man and he stared a conversation about my running shoes asking me if I liked it etc etc and he got to asking me where I was from originally. And right on cue he started ranting about how trump is the biggest clown there is and immigrants are everywhere and the whites are the real invaders. I said uh yeah have a nice day and took off. Wtf already -can't even work out in peace without the crazies

Posted by: IC at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (fdHVx)

180 There was a restaurant in West St Paul called the Anchor Inn. They used to serve all you can eat Alaskan King Crab Legs With Soup, Bread, and Salad for 19.95. I think this was probable 1980 or 81. My friends and I used to go there and hork out on the Crab legs and not touch what they would send out first. We dined it so much that we were eventually kicked out. No reason given. I believe it was because we didn't fill up on the Bread and Salad and Soup.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (flINI)

181 The refreshing thing about that pic of Maude Fealy is she isn't wearing the stupid lip makeup most have from that era with the puckered cupids bow..

She looks like she could be from the 60's.. kind of a hippy look to her... a very natural look.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (so+oy)

182 > Red Lobster does that too.

I like their cheese biscuits.

Fair warning: do NOT buy the alleged "Red Lobster cheese biscuit" mix at the store. It sucks. Big time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (tY4MP)

183 179 Speaking of unhinged lefties - I am in Manteca for work. Got here yesterday and after checking into the hotel I went to their gym to work out. I was joined by an older Hispanic man and he stared a conversation about my running shoes asking me if I liked it etc etc and he got to asking me where I was from originally. And right on cue he started ranting about how trump is the biggest clown there is and immigrants are everywhere and the whites are the real invaders. I said uh yeah have a nice day and took off. Wtf already -can't even work out in peace without the crazies
Posted by: IC at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (fdHVx)

========

I bet it was his attempt at a pickup line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (iikV8)

184 Stanley Tucci FTW.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (T6t7i)

There are lots of impressive character actors in the movie. I'll bet casting it was a hoot!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (wYseH)

185 166 OregonMuse, off topic but question for you. In a Readers Digest there is an article about signature foods from each state.
Oregon was listed as Tofurkey.
(My state of NC was pork BBQ btw).

Not buying the tofurkey, so what is the signature dish of Oregon in your opinion.
Posted by: Picric at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (gDShc)


First, those lists are made by people who just make stuff up.

Second, if Oregon had a signature dish, it would be something with salmon. Baked, or grilled, or whatever.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (Nq3+Y)

186 Rutgar Hauer
Olive Thomas

I'm guessing a bit on the woman.
Posted by: Kid Who Has to Restock th Plastic Fork

The woman's name is Bingo.

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (arJlL)

187 138 Maude Fealy
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)

Bingo.
Posted by: OregonMuse.

The woman's name is Bingo ?
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)

________

I had a horse named Bingo
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (flINI)

And bingo was his name-o

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

188 Locally-sourced

-

This is going to be the new meaningless "organic"

Locally sourced = Carlos lives on 5th Street and he called and ordered it from Sysco.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (RMwSd)

189 Who one last night's ten person Jeopardy tournament?

Posted by: the poet at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (8eFw/)

190 You can find turnip tops in the dumpster behind a lot of restaurants.
Posted by: Roy
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Ergo, 'locally sourced'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (xSo9G)

191 Appetizer - Locally-sourced, organic, marinated turnip tops, drizzeled with triple virgin olive oil, sprinkled with organic locally-sourced oregano. $17.50
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2019 11:36 AM (xSo9G)

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"Organic". Term pisses me off. Like the plants give a shit WHERE their carbon comes from.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (8XRCm)

192 Agree on Old Spaghetti Factory. Also enjoy how diff cities have their own layout. The one in downtown Phx is in an old colonial home with a sunk foundation placing each room's floor a different plane from others and some floors have multiple. They pack the "Old" in tight.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (oLmQE)

193 For an aging cougar Ms. Williamson looks okay. She's sort of a reincarnation of Reille Hunter--the horoscope loving dingbat who put paid to John Edwards' campaign in 2004. OTOH she did let Edwards into her bed--so there is that. Who will Williamson sleep with before it's all over? My betting money is on Beto O'Rourke, although he can sabotage his campaign his own soy boy self.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 31, 2019 11:41 AM (WRSbt)

194 >>I should be happy. I am happy, for them. Selfishly depressed, though, for Milady and me, to have so little to do with them. Watching and spoiling the grandkids was what we looked forward to for a quarter century.


That's why I moved back to my home state when my son was 5. I only had one grandparent when I was a kid, and she was . . .unpleasant. I wanted my son to have a strong bond with his grandparents, which he does (he sees them as second parents). My hubby may never forgive me for making him live in CO, but we've got more time for bonding with his side of the family.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 11:41 AM (bDqIh)

195 what is the signature dish of Oregon...

Posted by: Picric at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (gDShc)

Pot brownies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2019 11:41 AM (wYseH)

196 If a CEO raises a company's profits, they get a bonus and a huge salary. If a CEO does nothing to a company's profits, they get a bonus and a huge salary. If a CEO tanks a company, they get a huge severance package to go away then get another CEO position somewhere else.

So where is the downside to a PR campaign that detonates like a MOAB?

Posted by: JB1000 at July 31, 2019 11:41 AM (16OL0)

197 Williamson is a mature Democrat. Most of them reference Harry Potter.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2019 11:41 AM (cfSLd)

198 "Woof!" That picture of Rutger Hauer is pretty hot...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 31, 2019 11:41 AM (aW5/6)

199 There is a conflict for me, on where the old Soviet commies of the cold war, yielded to the globalist oligarchs and DeepState. An easy resolution to that would be ... they were a joint venture from the start of the CIA.

Next gap in WTF Happened ... how did China get granted so much power? Was there a strategy? idk, but here we are ... Dems running as Commies, promising open borders and America in submission.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2019 11:38 AM (Cus5s)

Once you had the aliens' probe stuck up your ass, you'll understand.--Old Soviets, Chinese, and Demonicrats.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 31, 2019 11:41 AM (m79Dg)

200 195 what is the signature dish of Oregon...

Posted by: Picric at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (gDShc)

Pot brownies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2019 11:41 AM (wYseH)


SOS

second S is "sidewalk"

Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2019 11:42 AM (sDeRb)

201 She looks like she could be from the 60's.. kind of a hippy look to her... a very natural look.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (so+oy)


I've noticed that a number of photos of hotties from the 1910s are like that.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:42 AM (Nq3+Y)

202 Dollar Tree has a dvd bin now. Picked up Hobo With a Shotgun yesterday. Not watched yet, purposely not looking up spoilers.

Posted by: doomed at July 31, 2019 11:42 AM (tt1wG)

203 Chris Plante is talking about the Wiccan nut's yodeling last night, I'm laughing my ass off. High on a hill is a lonely goatherd....

Posted by: dagny at July 31, 2019 11:42 AM (nRWPy)

204 Big Night



I never got why they freaked out so much the singer didn't show up.
OK he didn't show up, and? They still put on a great spread for their
friends who will no doubt spread the word on how awesome that restaurant
is.







Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (FiUMj)

obviously this is my interpretation and that is it. These guys were already fighting an uphill battle, they were serving authentic Italian in a time and place that wasn't really going to accept it or understand the nuance. They needed Prima to make this a big event, to put them on the map. Sure the people at the dinner loved the food, but mostly they were preaching to the converted. They were throwing a hail Mary and it didn't work. It was not likely going to work even if Prima showed up. I am not saying they went out of business, in the end, that wasn't really the story's point.

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:42 AM (n13/j)

205 180 There was a restaurant in West St Paul called the Anchor Inn. They used to serve all you can eat Alaskan King Crab Legs With Soup, Bread, and Salad for 19.95. I think this was probable 1980 or 81. My friends and I used to go there and hork out on the Crab legs and not touch what they would send out first. We dined it so much that we were eventually kicked out. No reason given. I believe it was because we didn't fill up on the Bread and Salad and Soup.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (flINI)

You got kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant for eating too much? You may have a legal case.

Posted by: Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law at July 31, 2019 11:42 AM (7HtZB)

206 198 "Woof!" That picture of Rutger Hauer is pretty hot...
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 31, 2019 11:41 AM (aW5/6)

============

"Get back in the box!"
-Calvin Candie

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:42 AM (iikV8)

207 198 "Woof!" That picture of Rutger Hauer is pretty hot...


you're damn right!

he's Dutch, right? I find no matter what Dutchmen look like (within reason) they press my buttons!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 11:43 AM (Rarvo)

208 189 Who one last night's ten person Jeopardy tournament?
Posted by: the poet at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (8eFw/)


Donald Trump.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:43 AM (Nq3+Y)

209 Thanks Fenelon.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 31, 2019 11:43 AM (oLmQE)

210 185 Second, if Oregon had a signature dish, it would be something with salmon. Baked, or grilled, or whatever.

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195 what is the signature dish of Oregon...

Posted by: Picric at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (gDShc)

Pot brownies.


I'd just like to point out that these are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2019 11:43 AM (sGtp+)

211 They put all of their resources into that one night, Holm tricking them into going out with a bang.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:38 AM (iikV

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Yeah I thought that was it too, but was it "all their resources"? Seems like if cooking for 15 people required all their resources, that business was dead already no matter who showed up.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 31, 2019 11:43 AM (FiUMj)

212 And bingo was his name o.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 31, 2019 11:44 AM (cxIsI)

213 I find no matter what Dutchmen look like (within reason) they press my buttons!





Posted by: BlackOrchid


Good to know.

Posted by: Zombie William of Orange at July 31, 2019 11:44 AM (T6t7i)

214 Sigh. I guess I officially have No Taste In Matters Culinary.

Fukkit, I enjoy what I enjoy. I'm allowed to.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 31, 2019 11:44 AM (AM1GF)

215 And Bingo was his name - o.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 31, 2019 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

216 And that little girl was Bingo

Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at July 31, 2019 11:44 AM (T9rmq)

217

DNC Chairman Tom Perez: "Climate change threatens our universe"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 11:44 AM (aKsyK)

218 Chris Plante is talking about the Wiccan nut's yodeling last night, I'm laughing my ass off. High on a hill is a lonely goatherd....

Another Chris Plante item:

"There are more flags on the moon than at that debate last night"

I wonder for what country they are campaigning

Posted by: Racist, Russian Agent, Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (lD3vL)

219 Fukkit, I enjoy what I enjoy. I'm allowed to.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 31, 2019 11:44 AM (AM1GF)


That's EXACTLY how it's supposed to work.

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

220 > My betting money is on Beto O'Rourke, although he can sabotage his campaign his own soy boy self.


Nah, Beatoff already has a beard. A rich one.
My guess? Gillibrand, because they both seem like they might be open to experimentation that way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (tY4MP)

221 I was telling my wife about Fairfax Public Schools plan to move the property lines to create a better 'mix' of diversity across all HS and how this may help our home prices given Mt. Vernon is allegedly 60% Hispanic (try 80%). So instead of being happy she goes to the racist meme, that I'm racist cuz the county wants to share diversity more evenly. WTF? Evidently there are no enough whites to go around in NOVA.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (2LelM)

222 211 They put all of their resources into that one night, Holm tricking them into going out with a bang.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:38 AM (iikV

___

Yeah I thought that was it too, but was it "all their resources"? Seems like if cooking for 15 people required all their resources, that business was dead already no matter who showed up.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 31, 2019 11:43 AM (FiUMj)

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It was. The movie opens with them catering to the two Americans who don't understand what risotto is and insist on pasta. There's no one else in the restaurant.

The Big Night was, in the brother's mind, a way to gin up business, but they were blinded to the fact that they had already failed as a business. Holm gave them a way to go out with style.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (iikV8)

223 202 Dollar Tree has a dvd bin now. Picked up Hobo With a Shotgun yesterday. Not watched yet, purposely not looking up spoilers.
Posted by: doomed at July 31, 2019 11:42 AM (tt1wG)

Ooooh, boy.

*wince*

I just tried to watch that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (bcbK8)

224 When Maude came, the entire building shook.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM


Meh.

Posted by: Bertha, one of the Butt Sisters at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (swI8R)

225 91 "Rutger, baby, I'm gonna make this happen!"
-John Boorman, director of Zardoz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:25 AM (iikV8

I have heard that Boorman was lined up to do LOTR in the 70s, but the project fell through, so he took the sets or special effects he was preparing and used them to make his King Arthur movie, Excalibur.
====
He was going to do it. But the project failed due to the scope required, and in the Seventies the movie studios were tired of throwing $$$$ at costume epics that were not profitable. Who knew that Star Wars was going to change things? Boorman used some of his interior sets, costumes, and props to then go for the next best thing, an Arthurian epic. Most of his exterior scenes were located a few miles from his house in England.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (W+kMI)

226 DNC Chairman Tom Perez: "Climate change threatens our universe"

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*blink*
*blink*


No way he said that.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (8XRCm)

227 203 Chris Plante is talking about the Wiccan nut's yodeling last night, I'm laughing my ass off. High on a hill is a lonely goatherd....

Posted by: dagny at July 31, 2019 11:42 AM (nRWPy)


OM: Knock knock
Dagny: Who's there?
OM: Little old lady.
Dagny: ...

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (Nq3+Y)

228 I can't watch "Avatar" again because I never saw it the first time, but having read reviews about it I assume Williamson is talking about greedy, violent capitalists who want to destroy cultures that are not like them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (+0VWg)

229 I bet it was his attempt at a pickup line.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:40 AM (iikV

Absolutely.

Posted by: dagny at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (nRWPy)

230 DNC Chairman Tom Perez: "Climate change threatens our universe"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 11:44 AM (aKsyK)



How the hell did that fucknut get ANYWHERE in life?

He's an absolute brain free idiot.

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

231 Maude Fealy has the Schnoz of a medium sized Toucan

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:46 AM (flINI)

232 and Anchor Inn is mort

Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at July 31, 2019 11:46 AM (T9rmq)

233 I find no matter what Dutchmen look like (within reason) they press my buttons!





Posted by: BlackOrchid

Good to know.


Posted by: Zombie William of Orange at July 31, 2019 11:44 AM


****

So we're back to girthy yet prehensile then?
And only a bit ago it was all about (.)(.)

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2019 11:46 AM (axyOa)

234 OK, got to go to work.

**takes hat off to OM**

Well played, sir.

Well.

Played.

Here's a Louise Brooks pic for you:

https://tinyurl.com/yxkvbzub

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2019 11:46 AM (BmxiN)

235 I am in Manteca for work.

Yes, there is a town in California named 'Lard'. And, it must be like an oven there today.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2019 11:46 AM (Ibwur)

236 They were throwing a hail Mary and it didn't work. It was not likely going to work even if Prima showed up.

This was actually a thing, I remember a local restaurant (South Philly) that hung their hat for DECADES on Maria Callas coming there - one time.

And honestly even now it's very difficult for an authentic Italian restaurant to succeed. We have one near me from my region and they do struggle with American tastes/expectations. They thank GOD for their liquor license, otherwise they'd be done (and they're pretty well known in the area).

Italians don't tend to eat out by the way. It's too frustrating. I've been dragged out to Ralphs and I'm like... why. why why why why why. It's painful.

but to be fair, Ralph's is "Sicilian" and I am definitely not that.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 11:46 AM (Rarvo)

237 221
I was telling my wife about Fairfax Public Schools plan to move the
property lines to create a better 'mix' of diversity across all HS and
how this may help our home prices given Mt. Vernon is allegedly 60%
Hispanic (try 80%). So instead of being happy she goes to the racist
meme, that I'm racist cuz the county wants to share diversity more
evenly. WTF? Evidently there are no enough whites to go around in NOVA.


Posted by: Puddin Head


They've been doing that since before my kids were in school. This latest seems to be more of a stealth attempt, with minimal public notice. I guess I'll say goodbye to my property values.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:47 AM (T6t7i)

238 So are they all going to come out for reparations tonight> I know Williamsons believes in them as does Buttgieg and Warren, and of course Commie La and Spartacus Booker does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 11:47 AM (+0VWg)

239 Ooooh, boy.

*wince*

I just tried to watch that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (bcbK8


The blonde is kinda hot.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

240 200 195 what is the signature dish of Oregon...

Posted by: Picric at July 31, 2019 11:37 AM (gDShc)

Pot brownies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2019 11:41 AM (wYseH)


SOS

second S is "sidewalk"


I thought that was the San Francisco treat

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2019 11:47 AM (sGtp+)

241 Quote #3 (Marx on women) from last night's ONT has been posted by Ann Barnhardt this morning but as far as I know she does not read this blog much ... or the comments.

She connects it with the 19th amendment and inserts an old post of hers with dates but none of them appear to imply a significant anniversary.

Seems like a weird coincidence.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 31, 2019 11:47 AM (vWMNq)

242 I just remembered that Creepy Porn Lawyer was a thing.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 31, 2019 11:48 AM (OFb3N)

243 I can't watch "Avatar" again because I never saw it the first time, but having read reviews about it I assume Williamson is talking about greedy, violent capitalists who want to destroy cultures that are not like them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (+0VWg)

----

Yes.

If you've seen "Dances with Wolves", you've seen Avatar.

White dude turns Native to save the Natives, cuz the Natives are too stoopid. Or . . . something.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 11:48 AM (8XRCm)

244 Morning Report was Nipoliptan.

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 11:48 AM (QkjLD)

245
And honestly even now it's very difficult for an authentic Italian restaurant to succeed. We have one near me from my region and they do struggle with American tastes/expectations. They thank GOD for their liquor license, otherwise they'd be done (and they're pretty well known in the area).

Italians don't tend to eat out by the way. It's too frustrating. I've been dragged out to Ralphs and I'm like... why. why why why why why. It's painful.

but to be fair, Ralph's is "Sicilian" and I am definitely not that.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 11:46 AM (Rarvo)

Personally I prefer the Americanized version of foreign cuisines.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2019 11:48 AM (FC8Ev)

246 @109

Those white suburban woman and their mewling whelps are going to be in for a big surprise when this country is POC majority.


If they liked diversity now, wait until they are the minority.


Wooboy is it going to get spicey.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 31, 2019 11:48 AM (Mzkan)

247 243 Yes.

If you've seen "Dances with Wolves", you've seen Avatar.

White dude turns Native to save the Natives, cuz the Natives are too stoopid. Or . . . something.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 11:48 AM (8XRCm)

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The story is boring white savior stuff.

The action though? Spectacular.

And Stephen Lang is great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:48 AM (iikV8)

248 Appetizer - Locally-sourced, organic, marinated turnip tops, drizzeled with triple virgin olive oil, sprinkled with organic locally-sourced oregano. $17.50
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2019 11:36 AM (xSo9G)

......................

"triple virgin olive oil"??? there's no such thing..

But it allows them to tack on $5 exrra to the price of the appetizer!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2019 11:48 AM (so+oy)

249 I assume Williamson is talking about greedy, violent capitalists who want to destroy cultures that are not like them?

Says the greedy, violent socialists who want to destroy cultures that are not like them...

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2019 11:49 AM (jyVW0)

250 Who are "the RLM guys"?

I second (or third) seeing OUATIHW. I think I'm going to see it a second time. Because... easy to miss interesting little stuff.

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2019 11:49 AM (Cssks)

251 Didn't Avatar have the same plot as Pocahontas ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 11:49 AM (QkjLD)

252 Cop issues granny ticket for tail light, granny refuses to sign.

Cop says your under arrest, granny drives off. Cop pulls gun on granny, tases granny.

https://tinyurl.com/y5mfzu9m

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2019 11:49 AM (48XXE)

253 221 I was telling my wife about Fairfax Public Schools plan to move the property lines to create a better 'mix' of diversity across all HS and how this may help our home prices given

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LOLGF white upper middle class wine moms!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at July 31, 2019 11:49 AM (FiUMj)

254 You got kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant for eating too much? You may have a legal case.
Posted by: Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law at July 31, 2019 11:42 AM (7HtZB)

That happened to some friends of mine on the football team at some local Chinese all you can eat buffet. The old chinese lady who ran it got pissed off after they were there for a couple of hours, chowing down, and she shook her finger at them, saying "You go now! You been here too long!!!" and they said "but your sign says All You Can Eat for $10!" so she said "Yeah! And Dat all you can eat for $10!!! You Go Now!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2019 11:49 AM (Kpl3J)

255 can't watch "Avatar" again because I never saw it the first time, but having read reviews about it I assume Williamson is talking about greedy, violent capitalists who want to destroy cultures that are not like them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (+0VWg)

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I haven't seen it, either, but I always assumed it was about scientifically ignorant and technologically inferior natives with no medicines or ability to help anyone else who freak out when white men with thundersticks arrive to improve their stagnant culture.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at July 31, 2019 11:49 AM (RMwSd)

256 I can't watch "Avatar" again because I never saw it the first time...

No great loss.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (1VOQD)

257 and Anchor Inn is mort
Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at July 31, 2019 11:46 AM (T9rmq)

________

And I am probably responsible

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (flINI)

258
No way he said that.
Posted by: fixerupper


https://twitter.com/i/status/1156356022023286784

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (aKsyK)

259 Anonymous White Male: Were you channeling Marianne Williamson?

Yeah, I should know better than to try to say anything sincere and self-revealing on AoSHQ, even on the prayer thread. Lesson learned.

Think I'll go take a walk... for a couple of months...

Posted by: grampa mindful webworker at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (Z+JNA)

260 196 If a CEO raises a company's profits, they get a bonus and a huge salary. If a CEO does nothing to a company's profits, they get a bonus and a huge salary. If a CEO tanks a company, they get a huge severance package to go away then get another CEO position somewhere else.

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (swI8R)

261 Yes.

If you've seen "Dances with Wolves", you've seen Avatar.

White dude turns Native to save the Natives, cuz the Natives are too stoopid. Or . . . something.
Posted by: fixerupper

.............

One of my favorite movies.. but mostly because of the cinematography and music by John Barry.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (so+oy)

262 >>I can't watch "Avatar" again because I never saw it the first time, but having read reviews about it I assume Williamson is talking about greedy, violent capitalists who want to destroy cultures that are not like them?


Yes. The previous resource they are mining - "unobtanium" - is located directly below the aliens' literal tree of life. It is a tree that has mystical powers, to which they can connect to (like an ethernet cable between the tree and their bodies) to pass on their cultural/historical knowledge and wisdom.

It's like "Dances for Wolves" amped up to the Nth degree so that even a 6 year old would get the blaring message.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (bDqIh)

263 250 Who are "the RLM guys"?

I second (or third) seeing OUATIHW. I think I'm going to see it a second time. Because... easy to miss interesting little stuff.
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2019 11:49 AM (Cssks)

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RedLetterMedia

A Youtube channel.

They produce Half in the Bag, Best of the Worst, and Re:View.

They released a movie a couple of years ago called Space Cop.

They like to watch bad movies, new movies (less so), and talk about them. They talk very intelligently about them, as well as being funny.

I highly recommend them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (iikV8)

264 223

Noted, will proceed with caution.

Posted by: doomed at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (tt1wG)

265 226 DNC Chairman Tom Perez: "Climate change threatens our universe"

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*blink*
*blink*


No way he said that.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (8XRCm)

Dude, the heat on Venus now is UNBEARABLE! Global warming!

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (RD7QR)

266 That happened to some friends of mine on the football team at some local Chinese all you can eat buffet. The old chinese lady who ran it got pissed off after they were there for a couple of hours, chowing down, and she shook her finger at them, saying "You go now! You been here too long!!!" and they said "but your sign says All You Can Eat for $10!" so she said "Yeah! And Dat all you can eat for $10!!! You Go Now!!!!"


I love this story. I love the Asian Business Owner Wife archetype.

You do NOT mess with these ladies!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (Rarvo)

267 It feels good in a screwed up way to see others acknowledge that the left wants us dead. I always feel like a nut job saying it out loud. I think in whole it's a societal breakdown. We now have generations of people that have been brought up not being disciplined by parents/authority and knowing there's a consequence for actions, plus if you touch me, I'll sue and or you'll go to jail mentality.It not only makes society violent it makes people rather brazen and confrontational when they're I'll equipped to be. These people get in your face the only way to deal with this type is violence.

Posted by: JROD at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (wVh1u)

268 Williamson is a mature Democrat. Most of them reference Harry Potter.
Posted by: t-bird


"Avatar".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What an inarticulate bunch of buffoons.

What a stupid time to be alive.


Literally.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (vcOmj)

269 In many ways, it's a very similar story to Babette's Feast (also wonderful).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:38 AM (iikV


Mrs. Muse's favorite movie.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:51 AM (Nq3+Y)

270 243 White dude turns Native to save the Natives, cuz the Natives are too stoopid. Or . . . something.

Oddly enough, the peaceful natives have a word for "warrior".

Tried rewatching Avatar once. Couldn't. Without the amazing 3D, it has nothing.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2019 11:51 AM (sGtp+)

271 Marianne Williamson doesn't belong anywhere near actual power, but she's
at least entertaining. The rest of that bunch have all the charisma of a
medical cadaver.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2019 11:23 AM (/wcVO)
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Don't underestimate her and her staff. One of the NY rags (NYT, Vogue, whatevs) left her out of a big photo and spread about the female democrat candidates.

Her staff sent out a pic using the group shot with Williamson in the background as a portrait overlooking the privileged women.

I really laughed -- very clever riposte.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 31, 2019 11:51 AM (MIKMs)

272 Maude Fealy

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)



Bingo.

Posted by: OregonMuse.



The woman's name is Bingo ?

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)



________



I had a horse named Bingo

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 11:34 AM (flINI)
i thought B-I-N-G-O was a dog..and Bingo was his name-o...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 31, 2019 11:51 AM (/Biz+)

273 They were throwing a hail Mary and it didn't work. It was not likely going to work even if Prima showed up.



This was actually a thing, I remember a local restaurant (South
Philly) that hung their hat for DECADES on Maria Callas coming there -
one time.



And honestly even now it's very difficult for an authentic Italian
restaurant to succeed. We have one near me from my region and they do
struggle with American tastes/expectations. They thank GOD for their
liquor license, otherwise they'd be done (and they're pretty well known
in the area).



Italians don't tend to eat out by the way. It's too frustrating.
I've been dragged out to Ralphs and I'm like... why. why why why why
why. It's painful.



but to be fair, Ralph's is "Sicilian" and I am definitely not that.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 11:46 AM (Rarvo)

Cool info.

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:51 AM (n13/j)

274 Personally I prefer the Americanized version of foreign cuisines.

Imagine a true Italian pizza place. That would bomb in a month (unless you put it in Silicon Valley where everyone could tell each other how superior it was!)

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2019 11:51 AM (Ibwur)

275 White dude turns Native to save the Natives, cuz the Natives are too stoopid. Or . . . something.

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Ah, it makes sense why the KKK party loves the story so much.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at July 31, 2019 11:52 AM (RMwSd)

276
Sorry James.

Avatar sucked balls.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 11:52 AM (8XRCm)

277 Vegans and feminists try to shut down a gaucho event in Argentina:
https://tinyurl.com/run-soy-run
It doesn't go well for them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 31, 2019 11:52 AM (tY4MP)

278
Those white suburban woman and their mewling whelps are going to be in for a big surprise when this country is POC majority.

Trump needs to stop tweeting so they can get their mandatory vibrancy quota.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 11:52 AM (aKsyK)

279 253 221 I was telling my wife about Fairfax Public Schools plan to move the property lines to create a better 'mix' of diversity across all HS and how this may help our home prices"

In every town in the South (maybe every town everywhere now) the most bitter, vicious, and personal political fights I have ever seen have always been about moving School boundaries. People go crazy over that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)

280 235 I am in Manteca for work.
Yes, there is a town in California named 'Lard'. And, it must be like an oven there today.

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Placentia, calif at July 31, 2019 11:53 AM (7c2pR)

281 The Big Night was, in the brother's mind, a way to gin up business, but
they were blinded to the fact that they had already failed as a
business. Holm gave them a way to go out with style.


That movie reminds me of a restaurant I visited while in Jeju, Korea. We were all tired of eating bait, so looked up a French restaurant (the only one) online and went there. The proprietor was a youngish Korean man, but there was nobody else in the place (and it was small). His wife, who had an infant in a papoose on her back, was the waitress. We asked for drinks, but he didn't have any, nor wine, and only a few glasses of beer. He had no money for stock. We gave him some money and he left the restaurant to go to the store to buy some.

We got to chatting with him, and it turned out he had studied under Gordon Ramsey, but clearly hadn't the first clue about business. We tipped him extravagantly (the food was excellent) but I'm sure he's now out of business. What a shame.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:53 AM (T6t7i)

282 179 Speaking of unhinged lefties - I am in Manteca for work. Got here yesterday and after checking into the hotel I went to their gym to work out. I was joined by an older Hispanic man and he stared a conversation about my running shoes asking me if I liked it etc etc and he got to asking me where I was from originally. And right on cue he started ranting about how trump is the biggest clown there is and immigrants are everywhere and the whites are the real invaders. I said uh yeah have a nice day and took off. Wtf already -can't even work out in peace without the crazies
Posted by: IC at July 31, 2019 11:39 AM (fdHVx)

See, this is exactly what I was talking about yesterday. These lib douches seem to assume everyone holds the same opinion they do, and feel free to spout off to total strangers. It's sooo annoying. Last night at trivia one of my mom's friends managed to shoehorn in a snipe at Sarah Palin, FFS.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 11:53 AM (Ez6QX)

283 Yes.

If you've seen "Dances with Wolves", you've seen Avatar.

White dude turns Native to save the Natives, cuz the Natives are too stoopid. Or . . . something.
Posted by: fixerupper


Dances with Aliens, or something like that.

The giant blue smurf people.

Visually an interesting movie. The story is childish in the extreme. Hard to sit through, as every dumb trope is shown in the movie. I have never watched the whole thing at one time, it's just too irritating.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at July 31, 2019 11:53 AM (vcOmj)

284 I love this story. I love the Asian Business Owner Wife archetype.

You do NOT mess with these ladies!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM


****

And don't ever...EVER...play poker with them.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2019 11:53 AM (axyOa)

285 274 Personally I prefer the Americanized version of foreign cuisines.

Imagine a true Italian pizza place. That would bomb in a month (unless you put it in Silicon Valley where everyone could tell each other how superior it was!)
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2019 11:51 AM (Ibwur)

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I don't know...

First, you have to say which region of Italy...

But I had two go to places in Rome. One was more tradition what you would expect (round pizzas made in brick ovens), and it was great. Dar Poeta. It's still there and I highly recommend it. I think that would do well in America.

The other was a small, hole in the wall that made the four foot long pizzas that sat out all day. They heated up slices that they cut with scissors in the oven. I loved that place for lunch. I'm not sure that would do well. (That specific one doesn't exist anymore, but there are many like it around Rome.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:54 AM (iikV8)

286 The f-ing twit on C-Span can't stop harping about Trump's tweets. "B..b..but those tweets, they're so divisive!" I didn't know C-Span had gone into retarded leftist mode.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 31, 2019 11:54 AM (H8QX8)

287 dances with wolves sucked ass. as a cfo i worked so bluntly stated," if it wasn't for whitey, injuns would still be dragging two sticks behind a horse to move their shit."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 31, 2019 11:54 AM (KP5rU)

288 Ever notice pollsters never ask suburban white women what they think about whatever nutso stuff a Dem is doing

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2019 11:54 AM (9VeU0)

289 You got kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant for eating too much? You may have a legal case.
Posted by: Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law at July 31, 2019 11:42 AM (7HtZB)

That happened to some friends of mine on the football team at some local Chinese all you can eat buffet. The old chinese lady who ran it got pissed off after they were there for a couple of hours, chowing down, and she shook her finger at them, saying "You go now! You been here too long!!!" and they said "but your sign says All You Can Eat for $10!" so she said "Yeah! And Dat all you can eat for $10!!! You Go Now!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo


I am a failure in life. That was one of my goals growing up. To be kicked out of an all you can eat buffet.

Closest I ever came was on Mother's Day. We'd taken mom to a classy restaurant for Mother's Day buffet.

They didn't try to throw me out, but after the 7th trip thru the line, mom told me if I got up again, she'd break my legs. Never made the 8th trip.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 11:54 AM (Sftm0)

290 Senate Bill Could Save Many Federal Lab Animals' Lives and Give Them a New Home

Many dogs, cats, primates and other research animals are killed in federal laboratories each year because agencies don't have a policy that allows animals to find new homes after their testing has finished. That could change under a new bill.

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 11:55 AM (QkjLD)

291 Just because Bernie wrote the damned bill doesn't mean that hundreds of thousands of experienced doctors will quickly retire because they will go broke if they only get paid the Medicare for all reimbursement rate. Unless Bernie adds a provision making it illegal for any doctor to retire barring a permanent illness.

Marianne Williamson has no clue what is going on in Flint, Michigan - the incompetent contractor the City hired to replace the lead pipes; the corrupt Mayor who refuses to speak to the local press; the stupid voters who elected a guy to the City Council who served years in prison for a manslaughter conviction. And she also will never let Tim Ryan get into her spacesuit.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 31, 2019 11:55 AM (NyGRr)

292 I can't watch "Avatar" again because I never saw it the first time...

Ditto

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 11:55 AM (arJlL)

293 I love this story. I love the Asian Business Owner Wife archetype.



You do NOT mess with these ladies!


Wives of Roof Koreans?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2019 11:55 AM (ptqGC)

294 In every town in the South (maybe every town everywhere now) the most bitter, vicious, and personal political fights I have ever seen have always been about moving School boundaries. People go crazy over that.
--------------------
In NOVA the HS establishes what your house sells for. The average cost difference between West Potomac HS and Mt Vernon HS is around $200K for the same square foot. Thes distance between these two HSs is roughly 7 miles. Yeah, this gets imported Virginians hot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (2LelM)

295 Oh damn ..

Miley Cyrus Pulls Out of Woodstock 50

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (QkjLD)

296 In many ways, it's a very similar story to Babette's Feast (also wonderful).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:38 AM (iikV

Mrs. Muse's favorite movie.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 11:51 AM (Nq3+Y)

I recommended a "food movie" thread once. I am sure TJM could do it but don't know if it is of interest. My faves are Big Night, Babette's Feast, and maybe Like Water for Chocolate and Eat Drink Man Woman. I have heard of Tampopo but am not sure if I have seen it. Really i just like the first two
Another idea is a booze movie thread. There are some really good ones.

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (n13/j)

297 Those white suburban woman and their mewling whelps are going to be in for a big surprise when this country is POC majority.

If they liked diversity now, wait until they are the minority.

Wooboy is it going to get spicey.
Posted by: Radical Centrist


Yeah, that's something that starts me with the bitter laughter. They're empowering people who will treat them poorly (to say the least) and dissing the people most inclined to treat them decently. In what world does that end well?

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (AM1GF)

298 Those white suburban woman and their mewling whelps are going to be in for a big surprise when this country is POC majority.


If they liked diversity now, wait until they are the minority.


Wooboy is it going to get spicey.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 31, 2019 11:48 AM (Mzkan)



I work with a number of woke whites who of course live in all white or 95% white communities and rarely venture out of them. I'd love to send them to Zimbabwe for a while to see how woke they are because that's what a lot on the left are pushing for

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (kw5n8)

299 J. Madison

Thanx.

RE: Italian cuisine in America

Very funny scene in Sopranos where Tony & the guys go to Rome; go to good restaurant; & give instructions to the staff on how to prepare REAL Italian food.

Waiter (speaking Italian): "And we thought the Germans were pigs."

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2019 11:57 AM (Cssks)

300 just FYI the PA "suburban wives" were in Doylestown and there are ZERO conservatives/repubilcans in Doylestown!

it's all Gay men and richie rich Leftists - so there MIGHT be a libertarian somewhere in there. Maybe.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 11:57 AM (Rarvo)

301 296
I recommended a "food movie" thread once. I am sure TJM could do it but don't know if it is of interest. My faves are Big Night, Babette's Feast, and maybe Like Water for Chocolate and Eat Drink Man Woman. I have heard of Tampopo but am not sure if I have seen it. Really i just like the first two
Another idea is a booze movie thread. There are some really good ones.
Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (n13/j)

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I seem to remember this suggestion. Maybe soon.

Next one I'm writing will probably be about Bergman.

Bring pants. It's gonna be classy and Swedish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:57 AM (iikV8)

302 296 I have heard of Tampopo but am not sure if I have seen it.

pretty sure you'd remember seeing Tampopo. it's ... unique.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2019 11:57 AM (sGtp+)

303 Marianne Williamson is an attractive version of my prog life coach SiL.

However, my SiL bragged to our son on Saturday that she doesn't read newspapers or watch the news, because she's able to depend on "friends" telling what's going on.


She spends a lot of time going to the beach, so "beach friends" I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2019 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

304
Marianne Williamson doesn't belong anywhere near actual power, but she's at least entertaining.


She was a nightclub singer back in the 1990's.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (TAmPV)

305 Williamson has the guru-speak down pat. That will appeal to a lot of the Oprah watching crowd.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (wCmLp)

306 Savage X Fenty model is taking 'full responsibility' for lying about being transgender


good God .. fake transgenders .. who'd thought

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (QkjLD)

307 >>I work with a number of woke whites who of course live in all white or 95% white communities and rarely venture out of them. I'd love to send them to Zimbabwe for a while to see how woke they are because that's what a lot on the left are pushing for
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (kw5n

Just put them on a city bus and send them across town. Hopefully the bum sits next to them.

Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (sDeRb)

308 I'd love to send them to Zimbabwe for a while to see how woke they are because that's what a lot on the left are pushing for
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (kw5n

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Zimbabwe????

Send them to MLK Boulevard at 3 in the morning.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

309 Another idea is a booze movie thread. There are some really good ones.


you mean like Leaving Las Vegas?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (Rarvo)

310 I can't watch "Avatar" again because I never saw it the first time...

No great loss.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2019 11:50 AM (1VOQD)


I didn't watch it and won't waste my time. As soon as I found out what it was about and the leftards were dreaming to live on some fucking "blue planet," I knew it was a steaming pile of shit.

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

311 I have found the closer a chain sit down restaurant is to an interstate the lower the quality.

An Olive Garden on a busy state road will be pretty good but the one just off I-95 with be terrible.

Same seems true for fast food joints.

Posted by: Big V at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (xV6Pj)

312 295; phrasing? did she "pull out" because she already fucked every expected attendee?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (KP5rU)

313 Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (n13/j)

Best food movie?

The Godfather

Posted by: Nobody at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (TGtxX)

314 >>I recommended a "food movie" thread once. I am sure TJM could do it but don't know if it is of interest. My faves are Big Night, Babette's Feast, and maybe Like Water for Chocolate and Eat Drink Man Woman. I have heard of Tampopo but am not sure if I have seen it. Really i just like the first two
Another idea is a booze movie thread. There are some really good ones.


Mostly Martha
Chef

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM (bDqIh)

315 313 Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (n13/j)

Best food movie?

The Godfather
Posted by: Nobody at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (TGtxX)

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Sauce recipe and everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM (iikV8)

316 Well scratch this series off the watch list - Isekai Cheat Magician.

When the bad magic user is pontificating in front of you explaining their plans, run a sword through them and finish it.

Oh when you have the battle loving Beserker broad finally down though saying tis only a flesh wound, kill her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM (XmfT7)

317 Another idea is a booze movie thread. There are some really good ones.


you mean like Leaving Las Vegas?


Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (Rarvo)


Arthur.

Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

318 **pops in**

The refreshing thing about that pic of Maude Fealy is she isn't wearing the stupid lip makeup most have from that era with the puckered cupids bow..

Fealy was an actress from the "teens. The cupid-bow lip look was more of a Twenties phenomenon, as epitomized by Clara Bow or Doris Kane.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM (BmxiN)

319 252 Cop issues granny ticket for tail light, granny refuses to sign.

Cop says your under arrest, granny drives off. Cop pulls gun on granny, tases granny.

https://tinyurl.com/y5mfzu9m
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2019 11:49 AM (48XXE)

You generally aren't required to sign a traffic citation, so this is probably just another dick-swinging power trip.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM (NWiLs)

320 In NOVA the HS establishes what your house sells
for. The average cost difference between West Potomac HS and Mt Vernon
HS is around $200K for the same square foot. Thes distance between these
two HSs is roughly 7 miles. Yeah, this gets imported Virginians hot.

Posted by: Puddin Head



Yup. I paid big bucks to be in the Lake Braddock district, and the School Board idiots will just keep jiggering the boundaries until they destroy the school

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM (T6t7i)

321 A vlogger who fans hailed as a 'cute goddess' accidentally revealed she was much older (58-year-old woman) than people thought after a livestream technical glitch

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM (QkjLD)

322 In NOVA the HS establishes what your house sells for. The average cost difference between West Potomac HS and Mt Vernon HS is around $200K for the same square foot. Thes distance between these two HSs is roughly 7 miles. Yeah, this gets imported Virginians hot.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (2LelM)


Yes it does. Cost difference between my neighborhood and literally across the street is $100k based on the pyramid.

Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2019 12:00 PM (9VeU0)

323 Those be Olive Garden breadsticks. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 31, 2019 12:00 PM (AySD/)

324 I have a problem with CG animation; It makes me nauseous and/or dizzy. I thought I was the only one this happened too and then I found someone who experienced the same thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 12:00 PM (+0VWg)

325 I never heard of Maude Fealy. Too bad. What a lovely girl. Even I could idenitfy Rutger Hauer though I never cared for Blade Runner.

I think these two portraits demonstrate how effective black and white photography can be.

Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2019 12:00 PM (bmdz3)

326 When I was small my parents used to take me to a buffet style restaurant The Jolly Troll. There was a huge troll statue at the entrance that used to scare the kid snot out of me... Anywho, you paid for each item you took from the buffet. My Dad always said to NOT take what you won't eat, but I always took too much and never finished even a portion of what I grabbed. Finally my Dad got sick of it and said that if I didn't eat everything I grabbed that the Troll out front would follow me home. You know the rest... Couldn't finish what i grabbed and lived the next few months in constant fear that the Troll was going to confront me. Hindsight says that it was pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 12:00 PM (flINI)

327 Thought that was a misprint and that Ellen DeGeneres was the pic.
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Came to say the same thing - the eyes, smirk, hair all look like Ellen.

Maybe it's one of those Deep Fake thingies.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 31, 2019 12:01 PM (sGnvY)

328
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Carly Fiorina
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It's a great gig, no?

Posted by: Jane Sanders at July 31, 2019 12:01 PM (CDGwz)

329 I have found the closer a chain sit down restaurant is to an interstate the lower the quality.

An Olive Garden on a busy state road will be pretty good but the one just off I-95 with be terrible.

Same seems true for fast food joints.
Posted by: Big V


Local diners that they need to come back to keep their restaurant afloat vs one hit wonders traveling thru.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 12:01 PM (Sftm0)

330 Oh damn ..

Miley Cyrus Pulls Out of Woodstock 50
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (QkjLD)

________

SOMEONE should have pulled out of Miley Cryus' mom

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 12:01 PM (flINI)

331 One thing is certain. Marianne Williamson has definitely won the Battle of the High Cheekbones with Fauxcahontas. I wonder if she's claimed the Native American minority status on job applications too.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 31, 2019 12:01 PM (JoUsr)

332
I came glooming onto the ONT last night to talk about what I'd seen in the debate.

Don Lemon in particular. "What will you do about the rise of white supremacism in America?"

And don't you know, everyone up there had an answer.

We're headed for the camps if these people take power. They're already in operation to a huge extent -- sensitivity training on campuses, HR, etc. But you all know this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 12:02 PM (M9ntN)

333 Williamson caption: "He put his disease in me."

Posted by: KungPow at July 31, 2019 12:02 PM (/JPXn)

334 202
Dollar Tree has a dvd bin now. Picked up Hobo With a Shotgun yesterday. Not watched yet, purposely not looking up spoilers.

Posted by: doomed at July 31, 2019

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*
. . .
They used to have a DVD bin years ago. What you find in there can be anything. I picked up Sabotage by Alfred Hitchcock, one of his British-era movies, with Oscar Homolka; but the cover misled me into thinking I was buying his Saboteur from 1944 with Robert Cummings.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2019 12:02 PM (ClOmq)

335 Their friends already knew the restaurant was great, but it just didn't have the mass appeal of Ian Holm's restaurant.

They put all of their resources into that one night, Holm tricking them into going out with a bang.

In many ways, it's a very similar story to Babette's Feast (also wonderful).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:38 AM (iikV

I have always wondered whether people without much formal religious training grasped the really deep theology which is the basis of the film. Of course, one of the main points of Babbette's Feast is that it doesn't matter if you "get it" or not, you still benefit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

336 In Puerto Rico, uncertainty grows over promise of 'orderly transition'

Discuss among yourselves

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 12:02 PM (QkjLD)

337 I have a problem with CG animation; It makes me nauseous and/or dizzy. I thought I was the only one this happened too and then I found someone who experienced the same thing.

happens to my daughter as well.

I'd recommend avoiding Universal theme parks - almost all their rides are more "immersive 4D movies" now, not so much rides. at the Studio park she only enjoyed the ANCIENT E.T. ride! everything else made her sick

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 12:02 PM (Rarvo)

338 J. Madison



Thanx.



RE: Italian cuisine in America



Very funny scene in Sopranos where Tony the guys go to Rome;
go to good restaurant; give instructions to the staff on how to
prepare REAL Italian food.



Waiter (speaking Italian): "And we thought the Germans were pigs."

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2019 11:57 AM (Cssks)

His wife asked how the food was and Tony said " A lot of seafood". That showed the difference between American versions of Mediterranean cuisine and the original. Those guys were no more Italian than us. They were Italian American but not Italian. Most Americans have no clue what they really eat in Italy, Spain, and Greece. Hell, I recall Spain was second only to Japan in seafood consumption at one point. Last I checked they were third or fourth in the world.

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 12:02 PM (n13/j)

339 153
So... is there a relationship between Rutger and Maude that we need to uncover?

Posted by: engineer at July 31, 2019 11:35 AM (10bW0)

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Neither ever worked with Kevin Bacon in a movie?

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at July 31, 2019 12:02 PM (MJnQv)

340 You generally aren't required to sign a traffic citation, so this is probably just another dick-swinging power trip.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM (NWiLs)

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She drove off.

Another entitled brat think the fucking rules dont apply. Want to fight your ticket ??? The curb aint the place to do that. You do that in court.

Im glad she got tased.

Screw her.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 12:03 PM (8XRCm)

341 335
I have always wondered whether people without much formal religious training grasped the really deep theology which is the basis of the film. Of course, one of the main points of Babbette's Feast is that it doesn't matter if you "get it" or not, you still benefit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

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Watching the stuffy religious people slowly eat turtles is amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 12:03 PM (iikV8)

342 Mad props for Fenelon as always.

Posted by: Max Power at July 31, 2019 12:03 PM (QCc6B)

343 Late-night hosts poke fun at Bernie's debate performance

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 12:03 PM (QkjLD)

344
You generally aren't required to sign a traffic citation, so this is probably just another dick-swinging power trip.



Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM

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It's not. She was high on something IMO.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2019 12:03 PM (JUOKG)

345

Tucker Carlson interviewed a member of Baltimore city government last night. He said the reason for the city's problems was 400 years of systematic racism. He said the cure would be more money from the federal government.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 12:04 PM (aKsyK)

346 I like their soups, too. Just their soup and their breadsticks make a good meal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK

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Zuppa Toscana FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at July 31, 2019 12:04 PM (MJnQv)

347 I didn't watch it and won't waste my time. As soon as I found out what it was about and the leftards were dreaming to live on some fucking "blue planet," I knew it was a steaming pile of shit.
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

As JM and I have noted before, just watch Ferngully with some grandkids sometime. Same thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2019 12:04 PM (Kpl3J)

348 343 Late-night hosts poke fun at Bernie's debate performance
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 12:03 PM (QkjLD)

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I'm sure Biden will be cogent, collected, and in charge tonight.

Why are you laughing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 12:04 PM (iikV8)

349 "Locally sourced = Carlos lives on 5th Street and he called and ordered it from Sysco."

Seen in a Kroger's: "LOCAL PRODUCT" on the 2-liters of Big-K soda. It's mixed and bottled in a factory across town...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 31, 2019 12:04 PM (CMa7E)

350 Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 12:02 PM (Rarvo

Thanks for the suggestion. I never got to any Disney Theme when was some was little so I probably wouldn't go now. Sounds like it would be hell of a vaction.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 12:05 PM (+0VWg)

351 Cop issues granny ticket for tail light, granny refuses to sign.

Cop says your under arrest, granny drives off. Cop pulls gun on granny, tases granny.

https://tinyurl.com/y5mfzu9m
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2019 11:49 AM (48XXE)

You generally aren't required to sign a traffic citation, so this is probably just another dick-swinging power trip.
Posted by: Insomniac


Yes, you can refuse to sign. But you do wait until the cop finishes and gives you the copy.

Leaving early usually constitutes "fleeing". And cops love them a chase.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 12:05 PM (Sftm0)

352 They're empowering people who will treat them poorly (to say the least) and dissing the people most inclined to treat them decently. In what world does that end well?
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (AM1G


I don't know, but Europe is trying its damndest to find out.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 12:05 PM (Nq3+Y)

353 He said the reason for the city's problems was 400 years of systematic racism.

I wonder if he knows the difference between systematic and systemic. OK, I don't wonder.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 12:05 PM (T6t7i)

354 In Puerto Rico, uncertainty grows over promise of 'orderly transition'

Discuss among yourselves
Posted by: SMOD
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I literally have neighbors down the street sell everything, quit their jobs, and move to PR 2 weeks ago. They are "project managers " helping to rebuild. I hope it works out for them.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 31, 2019 12:05 PM (6qmBU)

355 SOMEONE should have pulled out of Miley Cryus' mom
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 12:01 PM (flINI)

LOL. IIRC, Miley has a sister?brother? that's the same age as her because Billy Ray was quite the ladies man. He chose Miley's mom to marry over the other chick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 12:05 PM (Ez6QX)

356 Zimbabwe .. the only country with a currency that comes with an expiration date

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 12:05 PM (QkjLD)

357 Tucker Carlson interviewed a member of Baltimore city government last night. He said the reason for the city's problems was 400 years of systematic racism. He said the cure would be more money from the federal government.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


LOLGF.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 12:06 PM (Sftm0)

358 Sure, reparations for slavery are good and all, but if you really want to break the systemic racism, we should force white people to work for black people as servants for a few years.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 31, 2019 12:06 PM (KUaJL)

359 352 They're empowering people who will treat them poorly (to say the least) and dissing the people most inclined to treat them decently. In what world does that end well?
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (AM1G

I don't know, but Europe is trying its damndest to find out.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 12:05 PM (Nq3+Y)

There is a umc German I know who will loudly and heatedly deny there is anything wrong going on because of the migrants.

Posted by: Someguy at July 31, 2019 12:06 PM (FC8Ev)

360 313 Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (n13/j)



Best food movie?



The Godfather

Posted by: Nobody at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (TGtxX)



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Sauce recipe and everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM (iikV

I started cooking seriously after watching Goodfellas. I still don't by the idea you can get garlic to "melt" if you slice it with a razor, but I damn sure tried.

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 12:06 PM (n13/j)

361 282>>>

And if you ask them if everything being all-politics-all-the-time makes them miserable, they look at you like you've got 12 heads.

They can't imagine politics not being the be-all-end-all to their lives.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 31, 2019 12:06 PM (OFb3N)

362 Send them to MLK Boulevard at 3 in the morning.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)



That would scare them shitless but they'd probably blame racism for it. I mean give them a good taste of losing everything, getting thrown out of your property because you're white to compensate for racism. When they no longer have the safety of their well protected community then I want them to tell me how woke they are and reparations are good

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2019 12:06 PM (kw5n8)

363 Couldn't finish what i grabbed and lived the next
few months in constant fear that the Troll was going to confront me.
Hindsight says that it was pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 31, 2019 12:00 PM (flINI)

When I first moved to DC imagine my delight when I discovered a Chinese take-out buffet a few doors down from my office on Penn Ave. So the first time I go for lunch I load down the container to eat on all day and stand in line to pay. What I didn't know was that at the register they weighed your plate and charged by the pound. I'd never seen anything like that before. It was something like 13 lbs. Humiliating. Maybe 10 people behind me line in awe.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 31, 2019 12:07 PM (CQ3Qb)

364
Big Night



I never got why they freaked out so much the singer didn't show up.
OK he didn't show up, and? They still put on a great spread for their
friends who will no doubt spread the word on how awesome that restaurant
is.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker

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An actual newspaper guy was there and he said something about trying to get an item in, but it probably wouldn't run for a couple of weeks. They didn't have a couple of weeks. They'd blown their entire store and maxed out their credit. That was their last night in business.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2019 12:07 PM (M9ntN)

365 Tofurky is made in Hood River, OR (across the street from where I work, if I didn't work from home).

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2019 12:07 PM (JKNZq)

366 A... Of Color

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 12:07 PM (QkjLD)

367 Yes, you can refuse to sign. But you do wait until the cop finishes and gives you the copy.

Leaving early usually constitutes "fleeing". And cops love them a chase.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 12:05 PM (Sftm0)

The "step out of the car you're under arrest" is dick-swinging power trip shit, if she isn't required to sign the ticket. I'm not saying she wasn't stupid. But I'm tired of people being so complacent about cops making up the law as they go.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2019 12:07 PM (NWiLs)

368 >>I work with a number of woke whites who of course live in all white or 95% white communities and rarely venture out of them

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CELEBRATE DIVERSITY!!

(drives ten extra minutes to avoid MLK Jr Blvd every day)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at July 31, 2019 12:07 PM (RMwSd)

369
I can't watch "Avatar" again because I never saw it the first time, but
having read reviews about it I assume Williamson is talking about
greedy, violent capitalists who want to destroy cultures that are not
like them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 11:45 AM (+0VWg)



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Yes.



If you've seen "Dances with Wolves", you've seen Avatar.



White dude turns Native to save the Natives, cuz the Natives are too stoopid. Or . . . something.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 11:48 AM (8XRCm)
I always referred to it as "Dances with WOLVES IN SPACEEEE!!!(*in sound of pigs in space)"it is as everyone said above.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 31, 2019 12:07 PM (/Biz+)

370 345

Tucker Carlson interviewed a member of Baltimore city government last night. He said the reason for the city's problems was 400 years of systematic racism. He said the cure would be more money from the federal government.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 12:04 PM (aKsyK)

Hang on, I need to figure out where I put my shocked face...

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 12:07 PM (Ez6QX)

371 Ryan George has a video about the first person to own a cat.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2019 12:07 PM (19g6/)

372 The premise of Avatar bothered me. High tech culture needs rock from area with low tech culture?

Drop rocks on low tech culture till they either let you take the rock you want or all stop breathing.

The only movie I recall that get this right was Independence Day and in the end even they got it wrong.

Posted by: Big V at July 31, 2019 12:08 PM (xV6Pj)

373 And if she was required by law to sign the ticket under penalty of arrest, fine.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

374 361 282>>>

And if you ask them if everything being all-politics-all-the-time makes them miserable, they look at you like you've got 12 heads.

They can't imagine politics not being the be-all-end-all to their lives.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 31, 2019 12:06 PM (OFb3N)

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I imagine a progressive version of this site.

Weekday dedicated to politics.

Weekends dedicated to other topics.

Their gardening thread? "Is this technique woke? Does this plant have a history of racist connections?"

Their chess thread? "We can't use his opening. He was a racist."

Their movie thread? "Best movies that show conservatives are stupid."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 12:08 PM (iikV8)

375
Tucker Carlson interviewed a member of Baltimore city government last night. He said the reason for the city's problems was 400 years of systematic racism. He said the cure would be more money from the federal government.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 12:04 PM (aKsyK)


We're only 243 years old so he should hit Great Britian up for 157 years worth of funding.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2019 12:08 PM (TAmPV)

376 346 I like their soups, too. Just their soup and their breadsticks make a good meal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 31, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK


I don't like going out to Eye-talian joints. Mrs. Muse makes spectacular garlic bread, her spaghetti sauce is to die for, and her lasagna is mouth-watering. And I'm not interested in any 'specialty' dishes that an Italian restaurant might have.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 12:08 PM (Nq3+Y)

377 350 "son" not "some" and "vacation" not "vaction"
Bah!

The movies I watch tend to be between the 20's and the 60's so I don't have to worry about CG animation. My husband was the one who would take our son to the movies with CG animation. I did see "Up" which was a really cute movie, but it still made me nauseous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 12:08 PM (+0VWg)

378 Best food movie?

The Godfather
Posted by: Nobody at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (TGtxX)

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Sauce recipe and everything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:59 AM (iikV

And lots of olive oil.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 31, 2019 12:08 PM (m79Dg)

379 Sanders campaign selling 'I wrote the damn bill' stickers after viral debate exchange


Sanders maintained during the forum that his Medicare for All platform would offer more comprehensive health care coverage for people who would eventually lose their private plans, noting that it would include dental and vision plans for seniors.

Ryan, his presidential opponent, responded: "You don't know that, Bernie."

"I do know that, I wrote the damn bill," Sanders fired back as the crowd burst into applause.

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 12:09 PM (QkjLD)

380 217

DNC Chairman Tom Perez: "Climate change threatens our universe"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 11:44 AM (aKsyK)


Invective escalation. Trump is worse than Hitler, his supporters are worse than fascists. Republicans are worse that Nazis.They are running out of insults.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 31, 2019 12:09 PM (utM8c)

381 Avatar is also Ferngully The Last Rainforest. Without Robin Williams.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2019 12:09 PM (19g6/)

382 PG LOSES $5 BILLION AFTER INSULTING THE MAIN CUSTOMERS OF GILLETTE.

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Small price to pay for diversity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)

383 Tucker Carlson interviewed a member of Baltimore city government last night. He said the reason for the city's problems was 400 years of systematic racism. He said the cure would be more money from the federal government.

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Yeah, about that "systemic racism".... Dear AA's: Stay in school, don't have multiple babies with multiple dads by the time you're 20, leaving everyone involved in terrible financial hardship, don't idolize the gang/drug culture, take personal responsibility, don't listen to Democrats, do good in life, and good things will happen to you.

Their retort? How dare you, you rayciss! You have no right to tell us anything!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 31, 2019 12:09 PM (JoUsr)

384 Tucker Carlson interviewed a member of Baltimore city government last night. He said the reason for the city's problems was 400 years of systematic racism. He said the cure would be more money from the federal government.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 12:04 PM (aKsyK


The devil you say.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 12:09 PM (Nq3+Y)

385 384 Tucker Carlson interviewed a member of Baltimore city government last night. He said the reason for the city's problems was 400 years of systematic racism. He said the cure would be more money from the federal government.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2019 12:04 PM (aKsyK

The devil you say.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 12:09 PM (Nq3+Y)

Doesn't he know that mo' money, mo' problems?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2019 12:10 PM (NWiLs)

386 I still don't by the idea you can get garlic to "melt" if you slice it with a razor, but I damn sure tried.

well it definitely does do that! maybe you need to use fresher garlic? and slice very thin, and not like, the outer dry bits, take them off

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 12:10 PM (Rarvo)

387 341 335
I have always wondered whether people without much formal religious training grasped the really deep theology which is the basis of the film. Of course, one of the main points of Babbette's Feast is that it doesn't matter if you "get it" or not, you still benefit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)
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Watching the stuffy religious people slowly eat turtles is amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 12:03 PM (iikV

The point is, they don't even think they want it, but they love it. But only after it's been given to them.

Babette's feast is a parable of God's Grace, as it is viewed in Calvinist/Lutheran Christian theology. It is given freely to those who don't deserve it, who haven't asked for it, and who don't fully appreciate it. It is given to them not because of anything they have done or will do, but because of the intense love of the creator of the Feast, who gives it freely to all who will come. (even the servant boy and the cook's helper) And everyone who receives the feast is blessed by it, even though they don't fully understand it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2019 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)

388 China Bans Citizens From Traveling to Taiwan as Individual Tourists

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 12:10 PM (QkjLD)

389 And some still wonder why I call that movie Avatard

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2019 12:10 PM (XmfT7)

390 Unless I missed it, we're well over 350-comments in and nobody's mentioned that from the pic of Marianne The Witch it seems she's well acquainted with how Kamala (Willie Brown's Side Piece) Harris got her start in politics.

Posted by: DocJ at July 31, 2019 12:10 PM (DU2N9)

391 I have heard of Tampopo
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There's some weird/funny stuff in that one. I liked the Japanese ladies taking a class to learn to eat spaghetti without slurping the noodles.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 31, 2019 12:10 PM (sGnvY)

392 238
So are they all going to come out for reparations tonight> I know
Williamsons believes in them as does Buttgieg and Warren, and of course
Commie La and Spartacus Booker does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2019 11:47 AM (+0VWg)


Remember this is for the Democrat Primary. They have ALL already endorsed reparations in an attempt to gain the black vote which is a large percentage of the Democrat Primary vote. But it will kill the winner in the general.

Posted by: Vic at July 31, 2019 12:11 PM (mpXpK)

393 "DNC Chairman Tom Perez: "Climate change threatens our universe""

Wow.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 31, 2019 12:11 PM (CMa7E)

394 382
PG LOSES $5 BILLION AFTER INSULTING THE MAIN CUSTOMERS OF GILLETTE.


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Small price to pay for diversity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019

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*
. . .
I'm proud to say I am part of that loss. I stopped buying Gillette double-edged razor blades and anything else labeled "Gillette." (I have a bunch of vintage Gillette razors, but owning them does not put any money in P and G's pocket.) Yeah, there are probably a zillion Procter and Gamble products I continue to buy without knowing it. but I'm doing what I can.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2019 12:11 PM (ClOmq)

395
Best food movie?

The Godfather
Posted by: Nobody at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (TGtxX)
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Soylent Green

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2019 12:12 PM (TAmPV)

396 His wife asked how the food was and Tony said " A lot of seafood". That showed the difference between American versions of Mediterranean cuisine and the original. Those guys were no more Italian than us.

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I just recently learned that mozzarella cheese was from water buffaloes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at July 31, 2019 12:12 PM (RMwSd)

397 I recommended a "food movie" thread once. I am sure
TJM could do it but don't know if it is of interest. My faves are Big
Night, Babette's Feast, and maybe Like Water for Chocolate and Eat Drink
Man Woman. I have heard of Tampopo but am not sure if I have seen it.
Really i just like the first two

Another idea is a booze movie thread. There are some really good ones.

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (n13/j)



==========



I seem to remember this suggestion. Maybe soon.



Next one I'm writing will probably be about Bergman.



Bring pants. It's gonna be classy and Swedish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 31, 2019 11:57 AM (iikV

I'll bring my snus

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 12:12 PM (n13/j)

398 OK, here's a connection between the two.

According to Wikipedia, Maude Fealy's first film was for Thanhouser Studios. Rutger Hauer saw C beams glittering off Tannhauser gate.

There ya go.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2019 12:12 PM (sGtp+)

399 Bergman.
Bring pants. It's gonna be classy and Swedish.


Wait, wait. Low-class Bergman movie reviews:
Boone's Farm Wild Strawberries.The Seventh Black SealThe Virgin Echo SpringThe Devil's Cut Eye (sort of a Mondo Cane overtone on that one)Sandeman Ruby Port of Call

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2019 12:12 PM (8ZmvG)

400 And if she was required by law to sign the ticket under penalty of arrest, fine.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

----

Every ticket Ive ever gotten I had to sign as "acknowledgement" I received the ticket.

Part of the canned speech the officers recite is "your signature in neither an admission nor plea of guilt and simply acknowledges your receipt of citation".

I take my ticket, thank the officer, make sure I buckle up and THEN drive away.

And Ive never been tased. Ever.

WEIRD ..... I know.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2019 12:12 PM (8XRCm)

401
"I can't watch "Avatar" again because I never saw it the first time, but
having read reviews about it I assume Williamson is talking about
greedy, violent capitalists who want to destroy cultures that are not
like them?


Posted by: FenelonSpoke"



The giant blue monkeys lived in peace and harmony with nature and knew nothing of violence until evil white men came along. Yet oddly, they were great, fearless warriors too, proud of it, and you are supposed to admire them for it.


Just like the American Indians


Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2019 12:12 PM (MxEKc)

402 Best food movie?

The Godfather
Posted by: Nobody at July 31, 2019 11:58 AM (TGtxX)

Forest Gump has a lot of Shrimp recipes.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 31, 2019 12:12 PM (KUaJL)

403 Sanders campaign selling 'I wrote the damn bill' stickers after viral debate exchange

-
I think "I'M OUTTA MY FVCKING MIND" is catchier.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019 12:13 PM (+y/Ru)

404 I still don't by the idea you can get garlic to "melt" if you slice it with a razor, but I damn sure tried.

well it definitely does do that! maybe you need to use fresher garlic? and slice very thin, and not like, the outer dry bits, take them off
Posted by: BlackOrchid


Goodfellas. Jail/prison scene.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 12:13 PM (Sftm0)

405 37 Wait... Check that... Megan Rapinoe has more chest hair

*thread winner?

Posted by: fox at July 31, 2019 12:13 PM (hdFyL)

406 I never heard of Maude Fealy.

Her close friends call her Bingo.

Posted by: JT at July 31, 2019 12:13 PM (arJlL)

407 "DNC Chairman Tom Perez: "Climate change threatens our universe""



Wow.



Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 31, 2019 12:11 PM (CMa7E)

It's #Science, h8r. Look it up- Millennial LibArts Major Who Read Part Of An Article At Vox.com

Posted by: DocJ at July 31, 2019 12:13 PM (DU2N9)

408 Former Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane Released From Prison Early Due To Good Behavior

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 12:13 PM (QkjLD)

409 Yeah, there are probably a zillion Procter and Gamble products I continue to buy without knowing it. but I'm doing what I can.

-

Same here. Never before have I looked at shampoo and Mouthwash labels. Now I check them all.

Congratulations, P&G.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at July 31, 2019 12:13 PM (RMwSd)

410 Ace up

Posted by: Vic at July 31, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)

411 Tucker Carlson interviewed a member of Baltimore city government last night. He said the reason for the city's problems was 400 years of systematic racism.

The Indians started all this? I knew it!

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2019 12:14 PM (1+J19)

412 Yeah, about that "systemic racism".... Dear AA's:
Stay in school, don't have multiple babies with multiple dads by the
time you're 20, leaving everyone involved in terrible financial
hardship, don't idolize the gang/drug culture, take personal
responsibility, don't listen to Democrats, do good in life, and good
things will happen to you.


Their retort? How dare you, you rayciss! You have no right to tell us anything!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 31, 2019

*
*
. . .
To which my answer would be, and Trump's should be: "Okay, if you won't take our advice, you don't need our money. See ya."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2019 12:14 PM (ClOmq)

413 I just recently learned that mozzarella cheese was from water buffaloes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at July 31, 2019 12:12 PM (RMwSd)

very true. Good stuff though. Some do it in the USA. I remember reading a guy who imported some water buffaloes to make cheese locally. The press asked him how it was going and he said he had not caught one of them yet.

Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 12:14 PM (n13/j)

414 New. FBI and MI6

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 12:14 PM (T6t7i)

415 "And some still wonder why I call that movie Avatard"

No desire to see the movie, and I think the theming of Avatard land at Disney's Animal Kingdom is hideous (neon aquarium plants!), but the "Flight of Passage" ride is amazing. Should have been themed differently, but an amazing experience -- IF you can stomach it.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 31, 2019 12:14 PM (CMa7E)

416 MI5

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2019 12:14 PM (T6t7i)

417 Theory: if you blindfolded some self-described "foodies," gave them some Olive Garden food, and told them it was from an artisanal chef in Italy, they would all rave about how good it was.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 31, 2019 12:14 PM (N4xQB)

418 Ace up!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2019 12:15 PM (Sftm0)

419 I love this story. I love the Asian Business Owner Wife archetype.

You do NOT mess with these ladies!
Posted by: BlackOrchid

I actually witnessed this a few months ago. I was standing in line to pick up take-out at a small, family-owned chinese restaurant in my small town. Suburban soccer mom stereotype in front of me, staring at the menu says, "What do you have on your menu that's healthy?"

The older chinese woman behind the counter, who's the owner with her husband, says loudly and exasperated, "What you talking about? ALL our food healthy! ALL!"

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: Biergood at July 31, 2019 12:15 PM (uGKH7)

420 Demographics does not have to be destiny, but it might be, if we don't break the identity politics extremes going on now.


There are strong Catholic legal immigrants from south of the border that very much want to live the old American dream. One second generation Mexican woman I know is very successful, very conservative ... I think she still reads at CTH, smart, fun, successful.


The immigrants that come legally are a different type than the anchor babies and dreamers that gamed the system from the get go ... not sure how many of each type we have, but we have to stop the flow of the third world types. Cloward-Piven wants to destroy us with those types, but it is not a race/ethnicity thing really. (yes magic dirt does not exist, but a meritocracy can sort many things out, if we take the schools back)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2019 12:15 PM (Cus5s)

421 Only 2 possible causes for the universal and catastrophic failure of leftism. Racism and global warming. Pick one for every occasion. Then tell God his racism is why he is sending your worthless ass to Hell.

Posted by: XipeTotec at July 31, 2019 12:16 PM (BBhgz)

422 Noodus McCabe and Fleming, Inc.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2019 12:16 PM (ClOmq)

423 No mention of Mueller, impeachment during second Democratic debate

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 12:16 PM (QkjLD)

424 156
"I
think Hauer would've been better than Viggo Mortensen, who, in my
opinion, didn't quite have the necessary screen presence for that role."
Mortensen's acting was OK, but either he or Peter Jackson revised the character into a standard Hollywood reluctant hero, while Tolkien's Aragorn intended all along to claim the throne and was biding his time for the right opportunity.

Posted by: craig at July 31, 2019 12:17 PM (TICVL)

425 Same here. Never before have I looked at shampoo and Mouthwash labels. Now I check them all.

Congratulations, P&G.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at July 31, 2019 12:13 PM (RMwSd)

Yep, me too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 31, 2019 12:17 PM (Ez6QX)

426 Twatter had several twattees claiming Marianne Williamson offered sound fiscal proposals in the debate. There is simply too much dumb out there.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 31, 2019 12:17 PM (oLmQE)

427 426 Twatter had several twattees claiming Marianne Williamson offered sound fiscal proposals in the debate. There is simply too much dumb out there.


our schools have done an excellent job

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2019 12:18 PM (Rarvo)

428
Former Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane Released From Prison Early Due To Good Behavior

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2019 12:13 PM (QkjLD)


It's not too late to jump into the democratic primary if she can get approval from her parole officer.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2019 12:18 PM (TAmPV)

429 Sure, because God and his Grace just barely made it out of Paris when the shit came down. Fits right in. What do we make of the uniformed diplomat? That gets into some touchy, really touchy theology tout-de-suite.


Babette's Feast is about how damned ungrateful stiff-necked bumpkin ideologues are when you try to do something nice for them.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2019 12:19 PM (8ZmvG)

430 So late, but prayers for all of you. I pray you have relief, refreshing and an abundance of His blessings.

Posted by: Moki at July 31, 2019 12:20 PM (mFoNl)

431 I read the average idiot carries a credit card balance of around 10Gs. They wouldnt know sound financial policy if it was gnawing their buttocks off.

Posted by: XipeTotec at July 31, 2019 12:21 PM (BBhgz)

432 I have a bunch of vintage Gillette razors, but owning them does not put any money in P and G's pocket.

-
30 or 40 years ago, there was a rumor that P and G were Satanic based upon their moon logo. I didn't believe it but on second thought . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2019 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)

433 Frankly I give Williamson props for speaking of dark psychic forces. I just don't agree as to the source. There is no doubt in my mind that the good old USA has become a vast spiritual wasteland.

Posted by: MAGA at July 31, 2019 12:28 PM (t8T7S)

434 I recommended a "food movie" thread once. I am sure TJM could do it but don't know if it is of interest. My faves are Big Night, Babette's Feast, and maybe Like Water for Chocolate and Eat Drink Man Woman. I have heard of Tampopo but am not sure if I have seen it. Really i just like the first two

**snorts**

The Thief, The Cook, His Wife and Her Lover.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2019 12:32 PM (BmxiN)

435 Babette's feast is a parable of God's Grace, as it is viewed in Calvinist/Lutheran Christian theology. It is given freely to those who don't deserve it, who haven't asked for it, and who don't fully appreciate it. It is given to them not because of anything they have done or will do, but because of the intense love of the creator of the Feast, who gives it freely to all who will come. (even the servant boy and the cook's helper) And everyone who receives the feast is blessed by it, even though they don't fully understand it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2019 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)


Absolutely brilliant explanation. Much appreciated.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 31, 2019 12:33 PM (Nq3+Y)

436 Williamson supposedly "won" the debate. Which means that Kamala Harris is the one they are going to be going with.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at July 31, 2019 12:41 PM (SH7Tr)

437 FenelonSpoke

Thank you for the prayer inclusion for my wife. This will help her get better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2019 12:41 PM (u82oZ)

438 "If the progressives ever succeeded in destroying the country, I think Hungary is the country I would flee to."

Unfortunately, Hungarian is one of the ten most difficult languages to learn.

Posted by: JTP at July 31, 2019 12:43 PM (wm/jC)

439 dances with wolves sucked ass. as a cfo i worked so bluntly stated," if it wasn't for whitey, injuns would still be dragging two sticks behind a horse dog to move their shit."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 31, 2019 11:54 AM (KP5rU)

FIFY. Indians didn't get horses until the Spanish came. Their ancestors ate all the native North American horses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2019 12:55 PM (abNpZ)

440 I recommended a "food movie" thread once. I am sure TJM could do it but don't know if it is of interest. My faves are Big Night, Babette's Feast, and maybe Like Water for Chocolate and Eat Drink Man Woman. I have heard of Tampopo but am not sure if I have seen it. Really i just like the first two
Another idea is a booze movie thread. There are some really good ones.
Posted by: Quint at July 31, 2019 11:56 AM (n13/j)

No "Eating Raoul"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2019 12:57 PM (abNpZ)

441 Tofurky is made in Hood River, OR (across the street from where I work, if I didn't work from home).
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 31, 2019 12:07 PM (JKNZq)

Do they still dump the Tofudebeast guts into the Columbia River?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2019 01:06 PM (abNpZ)

442 I'm proud to say I am part of that loss. I stopped buying Gillette double-edged razor blades and anything else labeled "Gillette." (I have a bunch of vintage Gillette razors, but owning them does not put any money in P and G's pocket.) Yeah, there are probably a zillion Procter and Gamble products I continue to buy without knowing it. but I'm doing what I can.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 31, 2019 12:11 PM (ClOmq)

Simply boycotting the one brand, Gillette, sends an unambiguous message.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2019 01:10 PM (abNpZ)

443 A young Robert Plant?

Posted by: Tom at July 31, 2019 04:34 PM (wBro8)

444 Ref the Olive Garden breadsticks - I think they(*) have "improved" them the same way they "improved" pizza crust and bagels: they've done something to make them quicker-to-bake (thus more economical for mass production), but it reduces the gluten and yields a more-crumbly and less-chewy bread - which I find DEEEEPLY disappointing.

Bread is the "staff of life"; it should have some SUBSTANCE to it!!! Most store-bought bread products are fake-flavor-infused-with-air-bubbles; they just leave me sad and unfulfilled. Sssigh.

- - - - -

(*) and who IS/ARE this "they" that keep ruining my food? "They" brought us Delicious apples with deep-purple skin so bitter that nobody would buy them any more; "they" brought us cardboard-flavored tomatoes that "ship well" but are woody and nearly inedible. Et cetera.

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at July 31, 2019 10:53 PM (1Op3s)

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