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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | National Review Now Doing Forcible Gay Prison Anal Rape Comedy RoutinesJohn Podhoretz did his tight prison anal rape set on the garbage platform Twitter, but Jonah Goldberg really ups the ante by performing a looser "Jazz Odyssey" improvisation of prison rape themes in the National Review. Yes, The National Review. Where every five or six issues they take the opportunity, for the nth-hundredth time, to tell us how important they are and what a vital and civilizing influence they are on American culture. And now: Prison Buttfuck fantasias. But you know -- tastefully done. Cheesecloth and candlelight, period costumes and Shakespearean flourishes. Like Bob Guccione's Caligula, for example. Sodomy always sounds smarter with a British accent. Of course, one recalls easily many of the famously ribald prison anal rape vignettes that master Prison Rape fantasist William F. Buckley, Jr. conjured for us in the pages of the old National Review, though he was of course, necessarily, a bit more sesquipedalian in sketching of violent homosexual rape sodomaniacal scenarios. Are they too afraid of him to edit Goldberg? Why? He's nothing. Surely they've noticed this chubby, bosomy bimbo has rather lost most of his audience and his "heat"? Surely they're not impressed with the sales performance of this zaftig, heavy-breasted tart's Suicide of the Career? Surely they've noticed this big-knockered nebbish has taken to plagiarizing entire columns from bloggers? He can't be a draw any longer, except on the corporate bank account. Are there no men there at all? Is there literally no one in this Gay Thunderdome to tell somebody, "No"? Suggesting that little children were like the Roman soldiers viciously scourging Christ wasn't Andre Serrano/Robert Mappelthorpe Shock Artiste enough for the new sexier National Review; now we're writing Oz fan-fic. It's not National Review -- It's HBO. Or maybe it's the debut of a new vertical, National Review After Dark or maybe National Review Midnight Blue. I wonder if the winsome and fey Jay Nordlinger will pick up the torch that Jonah has so bravely ferried thusfar and begin musing about his favorite movie prison rape scenes, or that wonderful night in the City of Lights when he saw an immaculate little chap getting raped with a silver-knobbed walking-stick behind L'Opera... Oh, and then there was that perfectly delightful Direct Address performance about the Tossed Salad Man... Question: Should Jonah Goldberg be forcibly anally raped? I ask this because he seems to find the question puckishly delightful when asked of political enemies. As he is my own enemy, surely he cannot object to my wondering the same of his flabby, accommodating ass. I mean, if it's considered a proper gentleman's question in the pages of the august and austere National Review, surely he will allow it's a fit question to ask on a blog not created by William F. Buckley. I hate to be the guy coming up with all the ideas, but perhaps this Gang Who Couldn't Shoot Straight could pledge to one another not to drink and hit the "Publish" button? Maybe some enterprising soul could write a short little bit of code that blocks all publishing past 9pm and before 6:30am? We seem to be having a lot of Embarrassing Nocturnal Emissions of late. Apparently the cucks and lefties are all on the same page -- Cuck Harem Leader Jake Tapper made with the funny Gay Prison Sex jokes earlier, too, and strangely enough, I did not hear the Speech-Patrollers and Hall-Monitors like Ben Shapiro or the other hypocritical scolds say "boo" about it. Why, it's almost as if they envision the world as two distinct castes-- the plebes and untermenschen who you may condescend and bully and hector and lecture, and the Aristocratic Caste who can say whatever they damn well please.
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Not enough barbed wire and girthy pineapples for these assholes.
Posted by: literally serious at January 26, 2019 01:29 AM (/LX46) 2
Is there any bottom to how low CNN will sink? Really giving NBC a run for their money.
Posted by: azkag at January 26, 2019 01:30 AM (pIdMq) 3
What a nice late night surprise.
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 26, 2019 01:33 AM (GtG/j) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2019 01:38 AM (AWVZs) 5
It's pretty simple: Jonah and the rest of the Cruise Ship Cons have no problems with anything that undermines Trump or marginalizes his supporters.
Pretty similar to the way they were outraged as hell about false accusations against Kavanaugh but had no problems with the same level of flimsy against Judge Roy Moore. These people are not honest brokers, and they are just like Muslims in that laws and standards don't apply to infidels and they do not feel bound by any civil compact that says otherwise. Posted by: SDN at January 26, 2019 01:39 AM (K9d/B) 6
This is a post that should have stayed in the draft folder until some of your red hot righteousness cooled a bit ace.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 26, 2019 01:40 AM (0x00j) 7
They're projecting their sexual fantasies again, aren't they?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 26, 2019 01:40 AM (0bu2O) 8
For being the enlightened ones and always so quick to cluck their tongues at people making gay jokes they sure are quick to go to the "LOL prison rape!"
Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2019 01:41 AM (cAnNx) 9
>>>6 This is a post that should have stayed in the draft folder until some of your red hot righteousness cooled a bit ace.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau are you a fan of NR? Did I cause upset? Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 01:41 AM (PbpT7) 10
Thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2019 01:42 AM (aMZRM) Posted by: Miklos, setting this one up for a fellow Moron at January 26, 2019 01:43 AM (zCyNd) 12
Birch Gold: promo code Shapiro
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 01:45 AM (zIEJz) 13
Hey, National Review still has to be good for something, right? Why not for sophisticated rape jokes against their favorite Trump supporters? It's not my cup of tea, but who am I to judge? Posted by: Cold Civil War at January 26, 2019 01:47 AM (Z2PYk) 14
Well, this sucks.
Posted by: DGOOCH at January 26, 2019 01:48 AM (8xaAI) 15
This is a post that should have stayed in the draft folder until some of your red hot righteousness cooled a bit ace.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau Shouldn't that be "Deacon Blew"? (He needed the money OH) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 01:48 AM (zIEJz) Posted by: keena at January 26, 2019 01:48 AM (RiTnx) 17
The pic Jonah chose kinda makes roger stone look like a clean shaven version of the dances with fridges guy. Can he claim racism? Probably has more Indian blood than Warren.
I skimmed the article. Jonah take: Normally I am above talking about le boudoir behavior. But the power of previous Stone comments compels me! Here is all the crazy sex stuff he did that will make people on the sex themed ONT blush. Sad I ever liked him and bought his liberal fascism book. Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2019 01:48 AM (r3m4C) 18
So yeah, I just read Goldberg's piece. Veryp nasty and spiteful.
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 26, 2019 01:51 AM (GtG/j) 19
That Damned Feeling When you've heard something quite nasty and you want to say it but you don't quite have the details locked down and confirmed so you can't.
Weird -- looks like I show better editing than National Review. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 01:51 AM (PbpT7) 20
Ace is clarifying All The Contradictions
"Why, it's almost as if they envision the world as two distinct castes" "Question: Should Jonah Goldberg be forcibly anally raped?" To quote Lenin (the letters are the same in Cyrillic and Latin) Kto Kogo? Who-whom? Posted by: Miklos, from karl Marx U (really) at January 26, 2019 01:52 AM (zCyNd) 21
>>>16 Ace I love you dearly but plz do not stomp WD w a Friday sex ONT!
Posted by: keena sorry but I've been putting so much in the sidebar and no one can link that stuff. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 01:52 AM (PbpT7) 22
Since Trump, the neocons and nat pops have found much to divide them. While I find myself nodding along with Ace critiques of the neo-Right, I still cringe. B/C ideological warriors like Jonah and Ben are on our side, and have fought the good fight in countless ideological skirmishes with the Left. I think neocons are more wrong than right, but when the cultural zeitgeist is so aligned, at almost all levels, against us - we need to get along. The Left is the enemy. Eyes on the prize.
Posted by: DGOOCH at January 26, 2019 01:52 AM (8xaAI) 23
I never liked Roger Stone until today.
When he came out of court and did the Nixon victory spread, well don't that just beat all. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2019 01:53 AM (fuK7c) 24
Has anyone been saving all the sidebar monologues? They are gold, I hate to think they go down the memory hole forever.
Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2019 01:55 AM (r3m4C) 25
These people are not honest brokers, and they are just like Muslims in that laws and standards don't apply to infidels and they do not feel bound by any civil compact that says otherwise.
Posted by: SDN at January 26, 2019 01:39 AM (K9d/B) Muslims in Europe, MS-13 in America. We see the threat of rape openly brandished against enemies, kid gloves for their dusky friends. These people are not Americans and must never be allowed to contaminate our society again. Posted by: trev006 at January 26, 2019 01:55 AM (81uw/) 26
Oh I don't like Roger Stone. Seems nasty.
But what I hate is the flaunting of aristocratic privliege, the assertion that *I* may do what is forbidden to you, especially from people who are not my superiors but my inferiors. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 01:55 AM (PbpT7) 27
>>> Has anyone been saving all the sidebar monologues? They are gold, I hate to think they go down the memory hole forever.
not really. they're in the system, but they'd be pretty hard to sift through. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 01:56 AM (PbpT7) 28
ace, yes I was a fan of NR. But, in the words of Ronald Reagan, they left me, I didn't leave them. In fact, Nordlinger blocked me on Twitter before that was a thing, twice.
Notice that I didn't write self righteousness, your anger is justified, but I don't think it's doing your health or that of the blog any long term favors giving in to it sans your well loved ability to bring the truth forward swathed in loads of humor. Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 26, 2019 01:56 AM (0x00j) 29
not really. they're in the system, but they'd be pretty hard to sift through. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 01:56 AM (PbpT7) The gender-fluid-feline posts were some of my favs. Posted by: Serious Cat at January 26, 2019 01:58 AM (GtG/j) Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 01:59 AM (Z8H2T) 31
not really. they're in the system, but they'd be pretty hard to sift through.
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 01:56 AM (PbpT7) So, Pixy Misha GoFundMe? No annoying kids singing, please. Posted by: Miklos, asst third shift project manager at January 26, 2019 01:59 AM (zCyNd) 32
Shouldn't that be "Deacon Blew"?
(He needed the money OH) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 01:48 AM (zIEJz) Aren't you the clever butt kissing homophobe. Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 26, 2019 01:59 AM (0x00j) 33
22 Since Trump, the neocons and nat pops have found much to divide them. While I find myself nodding along with Ace critiques of the neo-Right, I still cringe. B/C ideological warriors like Jonah and Ben are on our side, and have fought the good fight in countless ideological skirmishes with the Left. I think neocons are more wrong than right, but when the cultural zeitgeist is so aligned, at almost all levels, against us - we need to get along. The Left is the enemy. Eyes on the prize.
Posted by: DGOOCH at January 26, 2019 01:52 AM (8xaAI) When they keep on siding with the Left against us are they our allies? Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2019 01:59 AM (cAnNx) Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 02:00 AM (Z8H2T) 35
Ace at 1:00 AM? We truly do live in interesting times.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 26, 2019 02:00 AM (kK4qb) 36
By the way, if there was anything worth doing tonight it was going to see Escape From New York at the Naro cinema in Norfolk. Sure, the audience was chock-full of clueless millennials about half of whom are sadly auto-default DNC voters. But hey, c'mon, we're talking Kurt Russel (Snake Plisken) brandishing a fully automatic Mac-10 against Issac Hayes et al and kicking ass inside of Manhattan which - in "1997" - is wholly walled-off and serving as a maximum security prison for America "in the future". It was (and still is) awesome! Moreover, it is further proof that walls work! Posted by: Cold Civil War at January 26, 2019 02:01 AM (Z2PYk) 37
>>>I think neocons are more wrong than right, but when the cultural zeitgeist is so aligned, at almost all levels, against us - we need to get along. The Left is the enemy. Eyes on the prize.
they are the left. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 02:01 AM (PbpT7) 38
When they keep on siding with the Left against us are they our allies?
Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2019 01:59 AM (cAnNx) No enemies to the left! Posted by: Miklos from the Party Plenum at January 26, 2019 02:01 AM (zCyNd) 39
thanks, garrett.
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 02:02 AM (PbpT7) 40
WOW! Angry Ace up late. Fuck them, Ace. The Ewok needs some fucking rest. Sweet dreams Ewok. The pricks are not worth your getting up in the middle of the night to respond to. Good night fearless leader.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 26, 2019 02:02 AM (YezGB) 41
>> they're in the system, but they'd be pretty hard to sift through.
Make CBD do it. As penance for his hatred and admonishment of the use of Maple Syrup on French Toast. Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 02:02 AM (Z8H2T) 42
ace, your rage-poetry has no peer.
DGOOCH, your points are fairly valid, but apply more interestingly to ace's targets, who have engaged in bizarre and increasingly despicable tantrums since 2016, IMHO. America crossed some weird and dark rubicon with things like the treatment of Joe the Plumber, and George Zimmerman, and then with Obama's "only one between you and the people with pitchforks". It's been getting worse since Trump's election - and it's 100% assymmetric. If Goldberg and his ilk had the brains or character or savvy or principles the probably imagine they do, they'd be swallowing whatever trivial problems they have with various people/things and acting with ace's rage against the lynch mob idiocy that has defaced what's left of our civic culture. Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2019 02:02 AM (QDnY+) 43
No need to thank me.
You are a master at your art. That was reiniscent of your work re. DSK. Those posts always made me laugh uncontrollably. Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 02:03 AM (Z8H2T) 44
Ace, I realized this earlier today. But if America is ancient Egypt, trump is Akhenaten. The establishment Egyptian priest class had a sweet gig going, like our DC swamp rats. Money and prestige flowed. Akhenaten changed up the main diety and moved the capitol to get away from their influence.
Jonah is just trying to preserve the holier than thou patina of our modern day priest class. Do not take this glory away from him, the mighty keyboard holy man that he is! Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2019 02:03 AM (r3m4C) 45
ideological warriors like Jonah and Ben are on our side, and have fought the good fight in countless ideological skirmishes with the Left.
Posted by: DGOOCH Rawg! Your basic bitchery is so damned RAWG! They exist to be the Washington Generals to the left's Harlem Globetrotters (ie. the losing side in a fixed game) and to border police the right to keep the right side of the Overton Window safely in the SJW's comfort zone. It's easier to swallow the red pill than to have reality turn it into a suppository. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 02:03 AM (zIEJz) Posted by: keena at January 26, 2019 02:04 AM (RiTnx) 47
>>I wonder if the winsome and fey Jay Nordlinger will pick up the torch that Jonah has so bravely ferried thusfar and begin musing about his favorite movie prison rape scenes, or that wonderful night in the City of Lights when he saw an immaculate little chap getting raped with a silver-knobbed walking-stick behind L'Opera...
I mean, this is just pure fucking gold, man. Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 02:04 AM (Z8H2T) 48
Good night fearless leader.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 26, 2019 02:02 AM (YezGB) Fearless Leader? Ace has scar? Pics, or.... Posted by: Miklos, Rocky and Bullwinkle at January 26, 2019 02:04 AM (zCyNd) 49
insomnia, or did the Ewok try to hang some shelves about dinner time, and just naow come to?
on such questions hang the future of our Republic. Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2019 02:06 AM (aMZRM) 50
I got called a homophobe by the troll, that's gotta be worth a kewpie doll.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 02:06 AM (zIEJz) 51
Make CBD do it. As penance for his hatred and admonishment of the use of Maple Syrup on French Toast.
Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 02:02 AM (Z8H2T) Skip as Project Manager and QA Lead. Posted by: Miklos, form the Maple Liberation Front, Aunt Jemima chapter at January 26, 2019 02:07 AM (zCyNd) 52
We love you, Ace. Got to hit the tip jar. Good night. Thank you for building this amazing community. We shall overcome.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 26, 2019 02:07 AM (YezGB) 53
Apparently, denizens of the better class approve of gay jokes so long as they're not funny. I prefer the funny ones.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 26, 2019 02:07 AM (hjaPQ) 54
Apparently, denizens of the better class approve of gay jokes so long as they're not funny. I prefer the funny ones.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 26, 2019 02:07 AM (hjaPQ) I'm always the butt of funny gay jokes around here, IYKWIM. Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 26, 2019 02:10 AM (kK4qb) 55
Okay.
Yeah. Been drinking.... Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 26, 2019 02:10 AM (YezGB) 56
Hey Ludwig, go fuck yourself. I]troll is the last thing I would do on AoS.
Grow up. Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 26, 2019 02:10 AM (0x00j) 57
>>I think neocons are more wrong than right, but when the cultural zeitgeist is so aligned, at almost all levels, against us - we need to get along.
This guy is posting from a Hot Tub filled with other guys. Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 02:11 AM (Z8H2T) 58
this is fucking hilarious reading. bravo, ace
Posted by: Reggie at January 26, 2019 02:12 AM (2tbnE) 59
Yeah. Been drinking....
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 26, 2019 02:10 AM (YezGB) *throws last 20 on the bar* Hey barkeep, we thirsty over here Posted by: Miklos, what he's having at January 26, 2019 02:13 AM (zCyNd) 60
Hey Ludwig, go fuck yourself. I]troll is the last thing I would do on AoS.
Grow up. Posted by: Deacon Bleau Yeah, cuz homophobe is totally a word non leftist trolls use. I'm problematic too, right clown? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 02:13 AM (zIEJz) Posted by: Reggie at January 26, 2019 02:14 AM (2tbnE) 62
This guy is posting from a Hot Tub filled with other guys.
Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 02:11 AM (Z8H2T) None of whom is Eddie Murphy as James Brown. Posted by: Miklos, the hardest working man, Hot tub!! at January 26, 2019 02:15 AM (zCyNd) Posted by: Surfperch at January 26, 2019 02:16 AM (kK4qb) 64
>>> Make CBD do it. As penance for his hatred and admonishment of the use of Maple Syrup on French Toast.
I do not remember, what IS the correct answer for French toast toppings in the CBD world? He would fail a Jeopardy question, just saying. What is the most popular topping for French toast? Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2019 02:16 AM (r3m4C) 65
I'm getting lost in the ever expanding character set. Which ones are the butterball powerbottoms?
Posted by: tux at January 26, 2019 02:18 AM (6X9zF) 66
63 Sodomy always sounds smarter with a British accent.
Just close your eyes and think of England. Posted by: Surfperch at January 26, 2019 02:16 AM (kK4qb) Maybe he was going in the Rum, lash direction? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2019 02:19 AM (AWVZs) 67
Tip for new readers, always call troll when trying to gin up the mob against opinions you don't agree with. It's a tried and true move lately.
Better yet make a homosexual oral sex and/or cuck quip, it's de rigour apparently. This place has always been fun, now, not as much. Regardless, today I put what I could ($10.00) because it's still the most interesting site online. Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 26, 2019 02:19 AM (0x00j) 68
*throws last 20 on the bar*
Hey barkeep, we thirsty over here Posted by: Miklos, what he's having at January 26, 2019 02:13 AM (zCyNd) --- sucks to be you: i just opened a new bottle of golden rum over here... G*d Bless Trader Joe's and their "Rum of the Gods" Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2019 02:20 AM (aMZRM) 69
sorry, Deacon, I did read "righteous" as "self-righteous" and assumed you were a butthurt troll.
Apologies, and thank you. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 02:21 AM (PbpT7) 70
TO ALL STAFF
Rum rations will be discontinued, pending further Sharia-compliant funding The Lash must be signed for by all non-executive staff, and returned within 45 minutes (violators will be punished-LOL) Sodomy will continue according to the "Handbook". Posted by: NRO, K. Williamson, sometime editor-is-large at January 26, 2019 02:21 AM (zCyNd) 71
I'm getting lost in the ever expanding character set. Which ones are the butterball powerbottoms?
Posted by: tux at January 26, 2019 02:18 AM (6X9zF) "Tater" Stetler, Shep Smith and Don Lemon are all Butterball Powerbottoms. The rest are either not buttery or powerful enough to merit such a title. Posted by: Surfperch at January 26, 2019 02:22 AM (kK4qb) 72
Yeah, cuz homophobe is totally a word non leftist trolls use. I'm problematic too, right clown?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 02:13 AM (zIEJz) Nope, just a judgemental asshole. Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 26, 2019 02:22 AM (0x00j) 73
Goodnight, apparently I should have taken my own advice.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 26, 2019 02:24 AM (0x00j) 74
Tip for new readers, always call troll when trying to gin up the mob against opinions you don't agree with. It's a tried and true move lately.
Better yet make a homosexual oral sex and/or cuck quip, it's de rigour apparently. This place has always been fun, now, not as much. Regardless, today I put what I could ($10.00) because it's still the most interesting site online. Posted by: Show Biz Kid at January 26, 2019 02:19 AM (0x00j) --- FTFY! btw, FGL is taking new poasters, check'em out! Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2019 02:24 AM (aMZRM) 75
Holy god. Compare and contrast. Jonah Goldberg: "the predawn raid on his home may have been over the top (time will tell if Mueller had a good reason for it)" And John Hinderaker: "The show that Mueller and the FBI put on for the cameras of their political ally, CNN, was a disgrace. A few years ago, I couldn't have imagined saying this, but the FBI has proved to be corrupt and hopelessly politicized. It needs, at a minimum, a thorough housecleaning. It might even be necessary to put the FBI out of business and start over with a new federal investigative agency." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 26, 2019 02:25 AM (13CQC) 76
Wow. Do they actually pay him to write this sh*t?
Even putting aside the disturbing content you rightly point out Ace, it reads like he's umm, nutz. Seriously loosing/lost it. Very sad to witness. Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 26, 2019 02:26 AM (t0Z53) Posted by: Miklos, in the land of the Red Dot Stores (and Haley was governor, heh) at January 26, 2019 02:26 AM (zCyNd) 78
Hang on a sec Deacon Bleau.
I have a linguistic problem with your nic. I've seen you around enough that I'm not going to call you a troll, this is much more important. The song is Deacon Blue. Bleau rhymes with blow. Bleu would be blue if you're doing French. What's up with Deacon Bleau? Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2019 02:26 AM (fuK7c) 79
Goodnight, apparently I should have taken my own advice.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau Don't go yet shithead. You haven't finished berating me for the audacity to recycle an Andrew "Dice" Clay joke from 1987. Maybe take the time on the weekend to remove that giant stick from your ass. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 02:27 AM (zIEJz) 80
>>"It might even be necessary to put the FBI out of business and start over with a new federal investigative agency."
My Female Body Inspector T-Shirt is about to become a Collector's Item! Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 02:27 AM (Z8H2T) 81
ace I've been using the term "righteous" for your postings all week, and in the positive sense.
The lynching of the Covington kids has been the main topic/theme. And every aspect of that outrage has been despicable, and, even tho 2019, a bit shocking. Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2019 02:27 AM (QDnY+) 82
>>Jonah Goldberg: "the predawn raid on his home may have been over the top (time will tell if Mueller had a good reason for it)"
Nobody needs 20+ Armed Federal Agents to arrest a 70 year old dude for obfuscation under interrogation. Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 02:28 AM (Z8H2T) 83
It's all very sad.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 26, 2019 02:29 AM (Rxduq) 84
Hey! Playboy After Dark and Midnight Blue were ENTERTAINING! You take that back!
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 26, 2019 02:29 AM (ABuva) 85
Regardless, today I put what I could ($10.00) because it's still the
most interesting site online. Posted by: Show Biz Kid at January 26, 2019 02:19 AM (0x00j) Ace- If sumbitch actually sent you 10, say so, and I'll do the same. If sumbitch didn't I'll send double. Posted by: Miklos, not bluffing at January 26, 2019 02:30 AM (zCyNd) 86
What are Deacon Bleau and Prince Ludwig even fighting over?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 26, 2019 02:30 AM (kK4qb) Posted by: Paul Manafort from Solitary Confinement at January 26, 2019 02:30 AM (Z8H2T) 88
Miklos, probably depends on your location/state. TJ's in CA has booze.
Speaking of which, redc, have not noticed that particular bottle, but I haven't been checking the rums. I usually have one of TJ's low-end bourbons on hand (I mix with ginger ale or something over ice). Have some shochu I got in Nagasaki in November, should get some club soda and start sipping that (especially if we continue to have "winter weather" in the high 70s). Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2019 02:31 AM (QDnY+) 89
Whaaa-at is the deee-al with prison rape?
Posted by: Jerry Goldberg at January 26, 2019 02:31 AM (PbpT7) 90
Maybe Bleau is Cajun.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 02:31 AM (BdLn/) 91
What are Deacon Bleau and Prince Ludwig even fighting over?
Posted by: Surfperch I recycled an Andrew "Dice" Clay joke about his name and he Literally (not figuratively) called me a "homophobe". Because that's a thing real people say. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 02:32 AM (zIEJz) 92
" but when the cultural zeitgeist is so aligned, at almost all levels,"
Ace should really stay away from the val-u-rite thesaurus and vodka pack. Posted by: #poundsign# at January 26, 2019 02:32 AM (jw75v) 93
What's up with Deacon Bleau?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2019 02:26 AM (fuK7c) Cheese. Blue cheese. Posted by: Miklos, having the Stilton, thank you at January 26, 2019 02:32 AM (zCyNd) 94
Nobody needs 20+ Armed Federal Agents to arrest a 70 year old dude for obfuscation under interrogation.
They might have made a difference in Parkland, FL, though ... but ... priorities. Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at January 26, 2019 02:33 AM (LPnfS) 95
garrett, my take as well (on Stone raid).
My fixed approach to things I don't already know a tremendous amount about (to include personal experience) is to try to find out "what's normal? what happened last year/last 100 years/last 10 geologic epochs?" Before exploding in rage. But I find it difficult to imagine any other approach for Stone than phoning his lawyer and asking him to have his client surrender for booking at 10AM on Tuesday. This *is* the norm in cases like this (well, to the extent there are cases like this, which there aren't, of course - topic of a rage rant I'll just keep under wraps). Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2019 02:34 AM (QDnY+) 96
92 " but when the cultural zeitgeist is so aligned, at almost all levels,"
Ace should really stay away from the val-u-rite thesaurus and vodka pack. Posted by: #poundsign# at January 26, 2019 02:32 AM (jw75v Ace didn't write that. He quoted it. From someone whining that we shouldn't attack the people that shit on us at every opportunity and side with the Left because supposedly they are on our side. Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2019 02:35 AM (cAnNx) 97
Cheese. Blue cheese.
No, blue cheese is bleu. I don't care about whatever slap fight those two have got into, I just want a justification for bleau. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2019 02:36 AM (fuK7c) 98
Literally (not figuratively) called me a "homophobe".
Embrace it. In America today, you're either a 'phobe or a victim. Posted by: Miklos, read your book, you bastard Chomsky at January 26, 2019 02:36 AM (zCyNd) 99
Roger stone was lucky he is not a black leftist and got fred hamptoned or mark clarked! What goes around comes around. those kentucky kids are luck they didn't get kent stated.
Posted by: ramondo at January 26, 2019 02:37 AM (T8jO+) 100
A rant for the ages. Great job, Ace!!
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please save us! at January 26, 2019 02:38 AM (QxOhW) 101
Nobody needs 20+ Armed Federal Agents to arrest a 70 year old dude for obfuscation under interrogation.
They might have made a difference in Parkland, FL, though ... but ... Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at January 26, 2019 02:33 AM (LPnfS) FIFY. Posted by: The Broward County Sheriff's Department, Cowardice and Racial Equity Division at January 26, 2019 02:38 AM (kK4qb) 102
Bander - I figure that nic just fits under the category of wry twists and plays on words. No big deal. Many many AOSHQ nics do similar things (don't ask me to cite any specific ones, too late, too much wine, hockey was fairly hard today).
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2019 02:38 AM (QDnY+) 103
I do not remember, what IS the correct answer for French toast toppings in the CBD world?
powdered sugar, lightly sprinkled iirc... Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at January 26, 2019 02:38 AM (LPnfS) Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 02:38 AM (Z8H2T) 105
I bet Stone could make a few bucks as spokesperson for SimpliSafe-Deluxe Claymore 360
Posted by: Miklosian Marketing II, PLC at January 26, 2019 02:39 AM (zCyNd) 106
Ramondo,
Clean my floors. You're on government assistance, obviously, given that you're an illiterate retard who keeps hours incompatible with the sort of work you'd be qualified to do. So clean my floors. I'm paying for your upkeep. Chop-chop, Welfare Retard. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 02:40 AM (PbpT7) 107
When you think about it, the Hero of the Arab Spring was the Bayonnet that was shoved up Moammar Quadafy's ass.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 26, 2019 02:40 AM (Z8H2T) 108
Now Prince Ludwig, here we have an actual "troll" (ramondo). Ignorant, hateful, not apparently very intelligent, contributes nothing. Big country, bell curve, but still - the idiocy and dangerous delusion that exists out there in people not confined to institutions. Scary.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2019 02:40 AM (QDnY+) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 26, 2019 02:40 AM (13CQC) Posted by: Miklos, to National Review at January 26, 2019 02:41 AM (zCyNd) 111
In much the same way, The Pinball Machine in The Accused is really more Hero than Anti-Hero.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 26, 2019 02:41 AM (Z8H2T) 112
Welfare Retard,
If you clean my floors well, I will give you some sawdust that you can trade for some pencil shavings. Then you'll have a nice little Retard Treasure Pile going. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 02:42 AM (PbpT7) 113
I bet Stone could make a few bucks as spokesperson for SimpliSafe-Deluxe Claymore 360
Posted by: Miklosian Marketing II, PLC at January 26, 2019 02:39 AM (zCyNd) The California-compliant version is actually more dangerous! Posted by: Roger Stone, Turning Bugs into Features at January 26, 2019 02:42 AM (kK4qb) 114
>>>111 In much the same way, The Pinball Machine in The Accused is really more Hero than Anti-Hero.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg a yeah... this is more of a JV Last/Sonny Bunch thing though. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 02:43 AM (PbpT7) 115
Bandersnatch, when Alabama beat LSU for the championship in NOLA the headline in Tuscaloosa News was Crimson Tide Bleauxout. That always bugged me a little.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 02:43 AM (BdLn/) 116
I steal shit from other people too, you know!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 26, 2019 02:43 AM (Z8H2T) 117
(violators will be punished-LOL)
Back in the day National Lampoon had a thing called "Trespassers will be Violated", which was basically if you break in you will be ass-raped. That's when comedy was gold. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2019 02:43 AM (fuK7c) 118
>>>116 I steal shit from other people too, you know!
(CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY) yeah... i've kind of heard some grumblings about that... Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 02:44 AM (PbpT7) 119
ace, a humble offering. Obviously this ramondo idiot defines "troll". Earlier today you mused (didn't proclaim) on the topic of trolls/trolling.
There are diverse (heh) takes on political developments of the day. There are shallow and more sophisticated examples of "all is well!" (forget the character's name in Animal House?), and the space Marine in "Aliens" (??? actor died, young, not long ago - also forget his character's name, even though it's cited here almost daily!) - "it's over, man!". I think it's important to focus on the substance (or lack thereof) in comments, especially the most strident ones. To ID "trolls", that is. The obvious cases like the "welfare retard" are not what I'm talking about - easy call. Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2019 02:45 AM (QDnY+) 120
Posted by: rhomboid
I stand corrected, good sir. It's nice to know we can all come together to laugh at the retard who's not even getting Soros money to troll us. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 02:45 AM (zIEJz) Posted by: Bobby Vinton at January 26, 2019 02:45 AM (zCyNd) 122
rhmboid,
maybe run that by me when i'm more coherent. i'm falling asleep. i just want Welfare Retard to take this sawdust and exchange it for some old bird bones. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 02:47 AM (PbpT7) 123
Jonah Goldberg: "the predawn raid on his home may have been over the top (time will tell if Mueller had a good reason for it)"
Goldberg is complete scum, isn't he? I think that it was Kurt Schlichter who observed that CNN had backlit the FBI assault team for their cameras, which would have made them sitting ducks had there been actual armed resistance. Of, course everyone knew that there was no chance of that. Look - I think that Al Sharpton is past due for being arrested for income tax evasion, but that doesn't mean I think that the FBI should send a SWAT team to his house. It has been very clarifying watching the Leftist response to the FBI raid - again, as Kurt Schlichter has observed, they want us all dead. As with the "John Doe" raids in Wisconsin, the Left wants the cops kicking down doors of their political opponents with machine guns in the middle of the night. This is what they intend to do, when they return to power, on a much larger scale. They intend what happened to Stone to be the model for anyone who opposes them - they intend to terrorize and intimidate anyone who opposes them. Posted by: The ARC of History at January 26, 2019 02:47 AM (I2/tG) 124
If I lather up my asscrack with Peanut Butter, how is that not a sandwich?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 26, 2019 02:48 AM (Z8H2T) Posted by: Joni Mitchell at January 26, 2019 02:48 AM (LPnfS) Posted by: THE SUPERSUCKERS at January 26, 2019 02:49 AM (Z8H2T) 127
Blue Sky is mine
Posted by: Dickey Betts at January 26, 2019 02:50 AM (BdLn/) 128
i just want Welfare Retard to take this sawdust and exchange it for some old bird bones.
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 02:47 AM (PbpT7) *checks time zones* The Delphic Oracles will interpret. Posted by: Miklonion of the Greek Homos (not) at January 26, 2019 02:50 AM (zCyNd) Posted by: Bill Evans at January 26, 2019 02:50 AM (Z8H2T) 130
Still not done gaming yet. But will hopefully wrap up soon and then to bed.
Ace, have other bloggers or conservative mouthpieces, including anyone at NRO, contacted you about the Jonah plagiarism? And have comments you can share? You do not have to share names or violate confidences. I just want to know we are not the only ones aware of his ineptitude. Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2019 02:51 AM (r3m4C) 131
Oh heavens. Stomping the ONT itself...
...with the phrase... "Heavy breasted tart" .... I Fucking Love You, Ace. Your tip jar is about to be my bitch. Just sayin'.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2019 02:52 AM (Ct55T) 132
Goodnight Ace and Horde, I'll see you all in the morning.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c Posted by: Surfperch at January 26, 2019 02:53 AM (kK4qb) 133
If I lather up my asscrack with Peanut Butter, how is that not a sandwich?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 26, 2019 02:48 AM (Z8H2T) *meditates* Your time has been well spent, Grasshopper. Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos at January 26, 2019 02:53 AM (zCyNd) 134
122
rhmboid, maybe run that by me when i'm more coherent. i'm falling asleep. i just want Welfare Retard to take this sawdust and exchange it for some old bird bones. RedBull and Beer. That will wake you up and keep the funny on until dawn. Posted by: #poundsign# at January 26, 2019 02:54 AM (jw75v) 135
125 THIS IS MY THING
Posted by: Bobby Vinton Blue Velvet is your thing. Blue is MINE!!!! Posted by: Joni Mitchell FUCK YOU BITCH!! Blue Velvet is MY thing!! Not get me a PABST BLUE RIBBON. Not that faggy Heineken shit. Now time to beat ole Bobby with a led pipe. Posted by: Frank Booth at January 26, 2019 02:54 AM (9Ra4F) 136
What am I missing at Tj's? They can't sell distilled spirits here.
Posted by: Miklos, in the land of the Red Dot Stores (and Haley was governor, heh) at January 26, 2019 02:26 AM (zCyNd) --- you po' bastage... not only to they carry national brands at *very* competitive prices, such as Tito's, Bushmill's, Grey Goose, and many others, but their in house brands are usually worthy of consideration. they sell single malt scotchs, tequilas, rums, etc, and they have all w*rked for me. (even taste wise) Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2019 02:55 AM (aMZRM) Posted by: Miklos, super couponeer at January 26, 2019 02:55 AM (zCyNd) 138
125
Blue Velvet is your thing. Blue is MINE!!!! Posted by: Joni Mitchell at January 26, 2019 02:48 AM (LPnfS) ---------------------------- Pfft. I've got more than Blue Velvet. I've got BLUE ON BLUE, sucka! Posted by: Bobby Vinton at January 26, 2019 02:55 AM (Rxduq) 139
Uh, Blue Velvet is my hang.
Posted by: Isabella Rosselini at January 26, 2019 02:57 AM (fuK7c) 140
redc, as I said above, I assume the TJ's/liquor sitrep depends on state. In barbarian locales, all hard stuff is sold through state stores - this would keep booze out of TJ's.
I'm mildly curious who makes TJ's house brand boozes. They generally have top-drawer names making many of their house brands (such as beer). Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2019 02:58 AM (QDnY+) 141
Almost Blue.
Posted by: Elvis Costello at January 26, 2019 02:58 AM (fuK7c) 142
>>>Ace, have other bloggers or conservative mouthpieces, including anyone at NRO, contacted you about the Jonah plagiarism? And have comments you can share?
not as such. and no, I couldn't share. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 02:59 AM (PbpT7) 143
sockOFF
Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 03:00 AM (Z8H2T) 144
To be honest, I look at it this way:
Jonah Goldberg, by refusing attribution, has given me the legal right to call him a plagiarist every single day for the rest of his life. Because it's true. And he can't sue. Because it's true. So, he's continuing to deny me attribution. In exchange, I get to savage him as a filthy plagiarist for the rest of his life. That's going to start to show up in Google searches. I'll take that trade 50 times a fucking day. He's the asshole getting the wrong end of this. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 03:00 AM (PbpT7) 145
Ive stayed in every bleau light cheap hotel.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 03:01 AM (BdLn/) 146
The special love I had for you, Baby Blue......
Posted by: Badfinger at January 26, 2019 03:01 AM (9Ra4F) Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 03:02 AM (Z8H2T) 148
ace actually maybe we should reverse that - run it by you when *I* am more coherent .... but message received. No big deal.
Just don't want to see the concept of "troll" diluted to those who simply have clashing views. Unless the assholes differ with me. Then, fuck 'em, they're trolls and need bannination. (actually, as I've said before, the MUMR-grams inserted in place of his more delusional stuff towards the end were unbelievably hilarious, strongly favor a return to those for certified pests) Sleep, ace. Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2019 03:02 AM (QDnY+) 149
not as such. and no, I couldn't share.
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 02:59 AM (PbpT7) Ace is more of a giver than a sharer *not legal advice* Posted by: Miklos, now listening to Bobby Vinton, the Polish Prince, but no Winged Hussars in his stage act at January 26, 2019 03:02 AM (zCyNd) 150
>>Ace is more of a giver than a sharer
More of a Shower than a Grower*. *unless you get him wet or feed him after midnight. Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 03:03 AM (Z8H2T) 151
Garrett, in Vegas to see Van Morrison
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 03:04 AM (BdLn/) 152
Damn!
That will be a great show. If Van feels like it. I am going to see Orgone next week. If you get the chance, go see Orgone. Killer Funk/Soul band. Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 03:05 AM (Z8H2T) 153
Ive stayed in every bleau light cheap hotel.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 03:01 AM (BdLn/) ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS Posted by: Miklos, centered and intentional and similar crap at January 26, 2019 03:05 AM (zCyNd) 154
I remember a time in my life when I really looked up to Jonah Goldberg, and I thought, "Hey, who is this Ace guy? He seems weird and interesting."
Now, I really look up to This Ace Guy (shut up, i'm not sucking up, it's true), and I think, "Who the fuck is this Jonah guy, really?" Quality matters. That's all I'm sayin'. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2019 03:07 AM (Ct55T) 155
I will check them out. Thanks for tip
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 03:07 AM (BdLn/) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2019 03:07 AM (438dO) 157
Have a fun time. I have seen some amazing Van shows. Also seen him go almost 1/2 Anka.
Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2019 03:08 AM (Z8H2T) Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2019 03:09 AM (Ct55T) 159
So, the Federal Gummint deemed Ace Essential
Posted by: Miklos, doing the math (but not really, 'cause no math) at January 26, 2019 03:09 AM (zCyNd) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2019 03:10 AM (438dO) 161
Just don't want to see the concept of "troll" diluted to those who simply have clashing views.
Posted by: rhomboid Maybe it's just me, but the sincere use of the word homophobe was the tell (like the undercover British officer in Inglorious Bastards using the index, middle, and ring fingers to signal 3 instead of thumb, index, and middle). Normal people don't talk like that, especially to a soft oral sex joke. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 03:10 AM (zIEJz) 162
He has been putting out some great music lately. 3 or 4 new songs an album
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 03:10 AM (BdLn/) 163
To be honest, I look at it this way:
Jonah Goldberg, by refusing attribution, has given me the legal right to call him a plagiarist every single day for the rest of his life. Because it's true. And he can't sue. Because it's true. So, he's continuing to deny me attribution. In exchange, I get to savage him as a filthy plagiarist for the rest of his life. That's going to start to show up in Google searches. I'll take that trade 50 times a fucking day. He's the asshole getting the wrong end of this. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 03:00 AM (PbpT7) --- we can not spare this man: he fights. hit the tip jar accordingly. Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2019 03:11 AM (aMZRM) 164
we can not spare this man: he fights.
hit the tip jar accordingly. Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2019 03:11 AM (aMZRM) ding ding, ma'fucks. who's next? Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2019 03:12 AM (Ct55T) 165
(like the undercover British officer in Inglorious Bastards using the index, middle, and ring fingers to signal 3 instead of thumb, index, and middle)
I would love to know how Tarantino came up with that. I literally teach college German and I was paying attention and yeah Fassbender's accent was off but it didn't slip and I couldn't tell what had gone wrong and then it was the fingers thing. I have to meet that guy some day and ask him. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2019 03:13 AM (fuK7c) 166
153, lol
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 03:14 AM (BdLn/) 167
we can not spare this man: he fights.
hit the tip jar accordingly. Posted by: redc1c4 at January 26, 2019 03:11 AM (aMZRM) Yep. I have fought more than a few copyright battles...money belongs to the lawyers. Posted by: Miklos, actally published since 1994 at January 26, 2019 03:14 AM (zCyNd) 168
I haven't been in school for over a decade and I can still do a properly-formatted bibliography. So Jonah Goldberg, who is much older than me and probably had more schooling, has no excuse for not attributing the prose of our dear Head Ewok.
Posted by: pookysgirl, Foxfire Ninja Babe at January 26, 2019 03:17 AM (XKZwp) 169
I have to meet that guy some day and ask him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch He's definitely an Orson Welles level genius filmmaker. If only Welles had thought to include gun fights and Samuel L Jackson yelling at people, he might not have had to make wine commercials. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 03:21 AM (zIEJz) Posted by: Bartles and he's Jaymes at January 26, 2019 03:25 AM (zCyNd) 171
This is my go to answer every time when any question concerning leftists is raised. Remove the space in the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25_ 5aBnMHwA Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2019 03:26 AM (9Om/r) 172
Remove the space in the link
Don't know where the space is-quick link gives me the Theme to The Magnificent Seven. Which will do, for such purpose. Posted by: Miklos, socked in at January 26, 2019 03:31 AM (zCyNd) 173
What is method acting?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 03:38 AM (BdLn/) Posted by: Miklos, Mster Thespian at January 26, 2019 03:41 AM (zCyNd) 175
Actors should be treated like cattle.
Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock at January 26, 2019 03:43 AM (TnaCl) 176
What is method acting?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie Someone who has to literally do something before they can pretend to do it. Like Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man had to run around the block before every take to pretend to be out of breath. Think Robert Downey jr.'s character in Tropic Thunder. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 03:44 AM (zIEJz) 177
Is method acting still a school of acting?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 03:46 AM (BdLn/) 178
Sock off --- and into the arms of Morpheus!
Goodnight (morning?) all! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 26, 2019 03:47 AM (Rxduq) 179
But cattle ain't what we're sellin' at Miss Mona's
No three or more in a bed, this ain't the circus No whips or rough stuff, this ain't the Marine Corps No tattoos, no hearts and flowers on your thighs Brands belong on cattle And that ain't what we're sellin' at Miss Mona's Posted by: Best Little Miklos In Texas at January 26, 2019 03:48 AM (zCyNd) 180
All the quote unquote research?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 03:48 AM (BdLn/) Posted by: Rod Steiger at January 26, 2019 03:50 AM (zCyNd) 182
Is method acting still a school of acting?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie Yes, and in pure acting terms, I'm a better actor than Dustin Hoffman because I can pretend to be out of breath without running around the block. Seriously casting directors, #GetAtMe Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 03:55 AM (zIEJz) 183
Not into casino gambling. Going to neon museum tomorrow before show
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 03:58 AM (BdLn/) 184
Maybe I am wrong, but method acting seems to be taking the acting out of it
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 04:06 AM (BdLn/) 185
Alright Horde, I'm calling it. Good night and God bless.
And I'm serious in my call to casting directors, I'm willing to work for alcohol. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2019 04:09 AM (zIEJz) 186
I have, myself, full confidence that if all Morons do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best comments are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our ONT home, to ride out the storm of late night Ace, and to outlive the menace of trolls, if necessary for hours, if necessary alone.
At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Ace’s Government-every 'Ron and 'Ette of them. That is the will of the ONT and the Horde. The ONT and the Late Ace Post, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native threads, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength. Even though large tracts of teh Webz and many old and famous bloggers have fallen or may fall into the grip of Pierre Omidyar and all the odious apparatus of Nancy's rule, we shall not flag or fail. Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at January 26, 2019 04:11 AM (zCyNd) 187
Blue
Joni's version: https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=w5782PQO5is Sarah McLachlan's version: https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=STRGKm7T72M Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at January 26, 2019 04:21 AM (LPnfS) 188
What the hell happened here?
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2019 04:26 AM (/rm4P) 189
Los Lobos Dream In Blue is a great song
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 04:26 AM (BdLn/) 190
Out of the Blue is orgasmic.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 26, 2019 04:30 AM (BdLn/) 191
Figured out the ONT is below this thread.
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2019 04:35 AM (/rm4P) 192
98000 illegal voter registrations in Texas explains why the election was closer than it should have been.
Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2019 04:46 AM (XROPS) 193
ace posted this thread a couple hours after the ONT went up. He was lighting up the sidebar and wanted to do a full post, it seems.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2019 04:46 AM (ycWCI) 194
Make Ace Go Away
Posted by: W Garrett Bewkes IV at January 26, 2019 04:50 AM (Jj+59) 195
Capt Horatio Hornbower has been on TMC, I'm a sucker for sailing movies.
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2019 04:56 AM (/rm4P) 196
Angry Ewok is the best
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2019 04:58 AM (/rm4P) 197
"I did not hear the Speech-Patrollers and Hall-Monitors like Ben Shapiro or the other hypocritical scolds say "boo" about it."
You must have meant boofoo. Posted by: Bryan Synger at January 26, 2019 05:00 AM (8Fk0r) Posted by: My life is insanity at January 26, 2019 05:10 AM (Z/jzm) 199
The reason CNN talking heads hate the Covington kids is because they can't have them "that way"
Posted by: Anderson at January 26, 2019 05:10 AM (yJy4c) 200
Whoa -- woke up to "tight set" and Caligula references.
I'd guess the Spirit of National Review Magazine is the character who slit its wrists and is bleeding out because it can no longer live during the reign of madness. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2019 05:17 AM (kQs4Y) 201
americanthinker.com/the left doesnt hate the US they hate us
https://tinyurl.com/yb9mgna6 Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2019 05:18 AM (/rm4P) 202
Ace, you are a very talented, intelligent man who writes very well, but you are incandescently angry and this is not a good example of your writing ability. Please consider taking it down and taking care of yourself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2019 05:18 AM (AllCR) 203
Buttsecks has always been a neo-con virtue. It's part Muh Free Market & Sodomy too.
Posted by: Bill Kristol's Meth Addicted Gay Hookers at January 26, 2019 05:20 AM (SPy+o) 204
I was actually listening to Ben Shapiro radio show on my long commute home yesterday. He was saying there is a effort going on by Leftists against private and parochial schools.
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2019 05:22 AM (/rm4P) 205
It's time like this I listen to DMX's "Where The Hood at?" and masturbate, vigorously!
Posted by: Jonah Soy & Sodomy Goldberg at January 26, 2019 05:23 AM (SPy+o) 206
>>>>. He was saying there is a effort going on by Leftists against private and parochial schools.
Hasnt that been happening for a long time? Posted by: My life is insanity at January 26, 2019 05:24 AM (Z/jzm) 207
>>>204 I was actually listening to Ben Shapiro radio show on my long commute home yesterday. He was saying there is a effort going on by Leftists against private and parochial schools.
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2019 05:22 AM (/rm4P) _________ Thank you - I am skilled at reading the talking points the Wills brothers give me. Bet you can't guess what I do while I read them! Posted by: Ben Shapiro sneak fapping to his Sister's Gigantic Bewbz at January 26, 2019 05:25 AM (SPy+o) 208
Hasnt that been happening for a long time?
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 26, 2019 05:24 AM (Z/jzm) If they are not, it is a heck of a coincidence. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2019 05:26 AM (ycWCI) 209
Schlicters townhall post about Trump ending the shutdown is a good one.
One nit- he says using amergency power to fund will get shut down by a court. Maybe initially but there is a quick appeal process. And there are a whole bunch of other powers Trump can use. Luke Rosiak posted the memo I think. Trump specifically said he would use all powers given to the presidents to get it done. . Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2019 05:26 AM (XROPS) 210
>>>Hasnt that been happening for a long time?
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 26, 2019 05:24 AM (Z/jzm) __________ Maybe... I'll tell you if you buy some overpriced pre-owned Boll & Branch Sheets! Posted by: Ben Shapiro sneak fapping to his Sister's Gigantic Bewbz at January 26, 2019 05:27 AM (SPy+o) 211
>>>209 Schlicters townhall post about Trump ending the shutdown is a good one.
One nit- he says using amergency power to fund will get shut down by a court. Maybe initially but there is a quick appeal process. And there are a whole bunch of other powers Trump can use. Luke Rosiak posted the memo I think. Trump specifically said he would use all powers given to the presidents to get it done. . Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2019 05:26 AM (XROPS) ________ Schlicter is a good guy, but wrong about the courts because, no one has standing to sue over the statuatory emergency powers. Not congrees, no branch, no private citizen, no one. Closest is a contractor who gets their funding reallocated, but you would just used funds that haven't yet been allocated to a contractor. For standing you have to show direct harm by a legal reallocation of funds due the emergency. High bar. Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 26, 2019 05:33 AM (SPy+o) 212
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2019 05:34 AM (KCxzN) 213
Seems to me if any state would have their shit together regarding voting it would be TX...obviously not
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 26, 2019 05:39 AM (OOH1c) 214
* runs in, sucking wind heavily* "Did someone say 'rape'? Rape by three guys? Really? Now, was thr woman being ra ... what? Prison rape? Rape of a guy by three guys?" (long pause) "What is wrong with you people?" -- Bernie Sanders, Former Presidential Candidate and Proud Purveyor of Women Getting Gangraped Stories Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2019 05:40 AM (pNxlR) 215
Potential illegal invader with flesh eating virus caught at the border. Lets send him to Nancy Pelosis house.
Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2019 05:43 AM (XROPS) 216
I wonder if Anderson Cooper is down with Tappers gay-rape-is-funny view.
Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2019 05:46 AM (XROPS) 217
Schlicter is a good guy, but wrong about the courts because, no one has standing to sue over the statuatory emergency powers. Not congrees, no branch, no private citizen, no one. Closest is a contractor who gets their funding reallocated, but you would just used funds that haven't yet been allocated to a contractor.
For standing you have to show direct harm by a legal reallocation of funds due the emergency. High bar. Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 26, 2019 05:33 AM (SPy+o) That's the argument I've heard, and it makes sense. I'm pretty sure that if no deal is reached by Valentine's Day, Trump will go ahead with EO. (Which I kinda want to see to see it tested in courts). I think the bigger worry is that they DO get a deal... but it will give much too much away on Amnesty in exchange for new Barrier construction. Posted by: Serious Cat at January 26, 2019 05:46 AM (Xqo6t) 218
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215 Potential illegal invader with flesh eating virus caught at the border. Lets send him to Nancy Pelosis house. Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2019 05:43 AM (XROPS) ________ WE NEED A DIVERSITY OF DISEASE AND DEATH IN THE UNITED STATES! AND DIVERSITY INCLUDES THE FREEDOM OF FLESH EAT BACTERIA! #DeadlyDiseaseInfectedPeopleArePeopleToo Posted by: Flesh Eating Bacteria's PR firm at January 26, 2019 05:47 AM (SPy+o) 219
>>>216 I wonder if Anderson Cooper is down with Tappers gay-rape-is-funny view.
Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2019 05:46 AM (XROPS) _________ Where do I sign up?!?!?! Posted by: Shep! at January 26, 2019 05:51 AM (SPy+o) 220
I like to 'Munchee on Refugee'. Yum!
Posted by: Flesh Eating Bacteria at January 26, 2019 05:51 AM (Xqo6t) 221
I like to 'Munchee on Refugee'. Yum!
Posted by: Flesh Eating Bacteria You don't have to munch on a refugee Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2019 05:53 AM (8ikIW) 222
Is Ace going to post the EMT too?
Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2019 05:53 AM (8ikIW) 223
Hopefully the Ewok is resting
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2019 05:56 AM (/rm4P) 224
EMT is NOOOOD
Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2019 05:57 AM (8ikIW) 225
For standing you have to show direct harm by a legal reallocation of funds due the emergency. High bar.
I'll allow it. Posted by: Judge Molokai Macadamia Nut at January 26, 2019 06:20 AM (oxVvq) 226
My big concern of going down the emergency path is that the next Dem president will declare a 'climate' emergency or 'healthcare emergency' and soak the taxpayer.
Posted by: In Exile at January 26, 2019 06:59 AM (M2urV) 227
I didn't even realize this thread was here
maybe ace will republish it Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 26, 2019 07:02 AM (BJlbN) 228
classic ace, this is why we come here
Posted by: dw at January 26, 2019 07:20 AM (stPAM) 229
I think you missed a few points.
Near the end of his rant about Stone, Goldberg whines that the defense of Trump is morphing into "so what?" and soon to be "yeah, what about it!" He then segues neatly into complaining about hating for a smirk. In a hundred words he goes from hating on smirking to defending it. Perhaps he should spend some time admiring his pecs in the mirror. Then at the end he waxes about his dog becoming "rubenesque". After haranguing Stone for being "trysexual", he refers to his pet dog in a term eponymized for describing the attractiveness of a certain body type of female. Men who crypto-sexualize their canines should not hurl polysyllabic proscriptions of polyamorous paraphilias. Posted by: Sam at January 26, 2019 07:58 AM (YScgw) 230
National Review=Little Green Footballs
Posted by: Yahump at January 26, 2019 08:09 AM (UVJQE) 231
The miserable POS Tapper (may his name be erased from the Book of Life) also made "maybe he'll like prison" comments on his reprehensible network
Posted by: CN at January 26, 2019 08:13 AM (U7k5w) 232
"Surely they've noticed this chubby, bosomy bimbo.... this zaftig, heavy-breasted tart.... this big-knockered nebbish....." omg. hahahaha
sounds like goldberg would be a big hit in the big house himself he does look, more and more, like a blowsy bottle boy. somethings getting to him Posted by: crash at January 26, 2019 08:51 AM (iWaCa) 233
Reading this link from the sidebar: https://spectator.org/the-covington-rumpus/
I notice how carefully the writer gave Ace his full attribution and a link back to AoS. It seems Ace's recent attribution jihad is paying off! Posted by: TooCon at January 26, 2019 08:51 AM (4SKa/) 234
233 Reading this link from the sidebar: https://spectator.org/the-covington-rumpus/
I notice how carefully the writer gave Ace his full attribution and a link back to AoS. It seems Ace's recent attribution jihad is paying off! Posted by: TooCon at January 26, 2019 08:51 AM (4SKa/) No that's just something honest writers do. Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2019 09:10 AM (cAnNx) 235
Were their jokes about Stone having a tattoo on his back of Richard Nixon ? Ace were you afraid to mention that because yes many people WOULD see the humor in it
Posted by: Kurt at January 26, 2019 09:15 AM (xGxLs) 236
I loved how Jonah went on about how Not Relevant has pro-Trump writers. Of course, he ignores the fact they had an entire issue against Trump.
The desperate protestations of apologizing for attacking teenagers simply shows they are being damaged badly. Posted by: WOPR at January 26, 2019 09:16 AM (J70i0) 237
buzzion: "No that's just something honest writers do."
I get your point but after Ace violated Jonah Goldberg - without candy, flowers or lube - with such lusty abandon, I thought it was worth noting that others do give Ace his attribution with no problems. For that matter, I thought Ace's quote in the article contributed to the full context of a slightly different point that the Spectator columnist was pursuing (establishment media figures like Lowry or so-slick-your-penis-can't-help-but-penetrate-his-hairy-smelly-nether-regions Jonah Goldberg vs. the far more conservative talk radio figures). Oh, wait, are we not supposed to use those tired sodomy jokes any more? Maybe we should just read the Prison Rape fantasies in the "respectable outlets" peddled by the manly Jake Tapper and his harem of NeverTrump cucks and prison-bitch-wannabes like Jonah Goldberg. Posted by: TooCon at January 26, 2019 09:25 AM (4SKa/) 238
National Review, their sadist liege and their fellow travelers who are even less talented or insightful then their masters in the New Vichy Regime. They deserve every ounce of vitriol and disgust hurled their way because they've earned it and show every week why. We've watched some fairly monstrous attacks on our democracy while they stand by and cheer or hold people's coats. They provide cover for all of this to happen while hiding behind a veneer of being some type of neutral intellectual arbiters. Really? alluding to prison rape is now some jocular, acceptable mental exercise for people engaged in factual, insightful, thoughtful and meaningful argumentation or intellectual exploration? What's next- do we light people on fire or throw them off roofs and joke in polite company how that's apropos?
People like Jonah, the other flabby asses at NR and Tiny Circus Clowns like Shapiro are nothing but vapid, angry, idiot collaborators in the effort to destroy our country. They're talking about prison rape and people getting their just desserts out of control, unconstitutional political prosecutors withe the assistance of he FBI simply trample people's rights unabated. But, ha ha, "bone up" , Roger, and all that old bum. The man was a cooperating witness, non violent and had committed a process crime. Yet we have the FBI in another middle of the night raid with semi automatic weapons banging down his door with CNN in tow. That's something I will never forget and will stain the FBI forever. Yet it's lost completely on the "prison rape" Gang DM'ing jokes to each other on Twitter. Fucking. Utterly. Useless. When your meritocracy is more important than country or the truth, it's time to re think you life and realize what a true, useless piece of shit you've become. They're also dumb enough to believe this will stop once the people they don't personally like have been disposed using these methods. It doesn't work like that and this genie will never go back in the bottle. We are permanently surrendering our liberty and freedoms to a state that acts with impunity against the people, and they're joking about rape. But, yes, what wonderful insights. Assholes. Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2019 09:34 AM (IBzqd) 239
Pure genius.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/N/A Truck Monkey at January 26, 2019 09:34 AM (flINI) 240
And the next person to tell me what an "honorable" guy Mueller is, gets throat punched. He's either running this subversion or allowing it. Either way he's a despotic, partisan, lawless, dishonorable, political operative trying to weaponize our republic for his personal objectives.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2019 09:40 AM (IBzqd) 241
This is doubly ironic, because William F. Buckley himself was one of the few critics to denounce the epidemic of male rape in prisons. He would never have permitted such "jokes" in any publication that he edited.
National Review - the publication that stood by Goldwater, that promoted Reagan, that worked ceaselessly to defeat the Soviet Union - is dead. Posted by: Brown Line at January 26, 2019 09:56 AM (S6ArX) 242
The FBI was caught attempting a coup but Chris Wray is only upset about their paychecks. Is the CNN ride-along part of the new Bias Training?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 26, 2019 10:01 AM (Ndje9) 243
"236
I loved how Jonah went on about how Not Relevant has pro-Trump writers. Of course, he ignores the fact they had an entire issue against Trump" They do (such as Victor Davis Hansen) but it's very sad. It's come to the point that it only taints the reputation of said writers, and makes me second guess their sincerity. Posted by: I like cookies at January 26, 2019 10:04 AM (xxAFD) 244
Oh my! I missed this one last night. Bravo!
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2019 10:29 AM (wxZSX) 245
Butt buttsex ALWAYS sounds better with a British accent you know old boy!
Posted by: zombie T.E.Lawerence at January 26, 2019 10:36 AM (xQV2F) 246
#226 interesting take.. and for all the carping about Trump he might feel the same. One thing about him is that he loves his country.Schumer et al do not. They love wrecking it. They don't like it.
Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2019 10:41 AM (xQV2F) 247
THIS IS A CLASSIC, ACE!
Posted by: Michael LaVaughn Obama at January 26, 2019 11:00 AM (4z5cJ) 248
"Sodomy always sounds smarter with a British accent."
That is why they have Madame Cooke editing the NR. Posted by: Michael LaVaughn Obama at January 26, 2019 11:00 AM (4z5cJ) 249
Late night emissions Ace is best Ace.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2019 11:04 AM (ju9gW) 250
I stopped reading nro years ago, as they were already leaning toward this kind of crap.
They are dead to me. Posted by: Harlan at January 26, 2019 11:08 AM (suaaH) 251
Hi I'm Jonah's couch.Let me tell you something about this pudgy bitchboy.His dog hates him.I know this because we talk about being appropriated for his dopey e-mail letter all the time.I know this is a shocker but the whale likes gay butt sex like you wouldn't believe.Not that there's anything wrong with that.I just wish he would put a plastic cover on me.
The juices left behind from this fat catchers mitt is quite disgusting.So much so the dog will only talk to me from across the room.I need some febreeze pleez.Help me. Posted by: Jonah's couch at January 26, 2019 11:17 AM (0FBFK) 252
As a former regular reader of National Review, I do not recall ever reading anything by William F. Buckley Jr. that could ever justify calling him a " Prison Rape fantasist". Perhaps you could provide an example or two.
Posted by: timactual at January 26, 2019 01:19 PM (pPXFf) 253
From Kevin Williamson a few days ago:
"The Covington fiasco has proved to be a clarifying moment. And here is what has been made clear: Much of the American media is no longer engaged in journalism." Wow, nothing gets past ole Kev. How is it that I can have a full time job that has nothing to do with politics and still know so much more than the mongoloids at National Review? Is it because I'm not on Twitter? Posted by: Stout at January 26, 2019 02:27 PM (EHSFD) 254
Jonah Goldberg's G-File has become a modern, serialized Portnoy's Complaint
Posted by: Michael LaVaughn Obama at January 26, 2019 02:37 PM (4z5cJ) 255
>>>252 As a former regular reader of National Review, I do not recall ever reading anything by William F. Buckley Jr. that could ever justify calling him a " Prison Rape fantasist". Perhaps you could provide an example or two.
I am pointing out that the New National Review is descending into prison rape apologism which William F Buckley would of course NOT do. I'm PRETENDING that this is just continuing WFB's legacy to point out what a departure from that legacy it is. Posted by: ace at January 26, 2019 03:20 PM (PbpT7) 256
Dear Mr. Ace:
"I hate to be the guy coming up with all the ideas, but perhaps this Gang Who Couldn't Shoot Straight could pledge to one another not to drink and hit the "Publish" button? Maybe some enterprising soul could write a short little bit of code that blocks all publishing past 9pm and before 6:30am?" May I suggest fitting their keyboards with the automobile device that breathalyzes and prevents ignition? Posted by: C. Moss at January 26, 2019 03:57 PM (uVaQq) 257
Jonah Goldberg butt too fat for my taste. Posted by: Bubba at January 26, 2019 04:34 PM (rXie1) 258
So. Prison rape jokes. Is that like "learn to code" code for the never too soon to sellout'n surrender caucus?
Posted by: Sodak Saxonographer at January 26, 2019 04:46 PM (xmKbk) 259
One one hand, these are THEIR rules and we shall no longer make fun of the enlightend faggot. Make the enemy live by their own rules.
On the other hand, it probably is true to a certain extent that gay people may have some advantage in a single sex prison. And on the third hand, is there anything left we can make fun of anymore? Besides Trump supporters that is Posted by: count floyd at January 26, 2019 06:19 PM (RPyDk) 260
Just now seeing this. Excellent. On top of the hypocritical trashiness, Goldberg indulges in outright lying (yeah, yeah, what's new). Even if you are fucking retarded enough to believe everything thing the Mueller Junta has alleged against Stone, none of that involves a claim Stone worked with Russians (in Neocon ville, America's Number One Enemy, Never Mind Those Other Dozen or so Countries That Actually Kill Americans). But apparently Neocon Book Club has nominated Goldberg's latest as the Bestest Neocon Book No One Had Read, so there's that.
Bravo. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 26, 2019 11:33 PM (MVVO/) 261
Someone please post this to Lucianne. That would be awesome.
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