Stalling for Time Open Thread



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:45 PM




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1 Here

Posted by: tmitsss at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (xlzu7)

2 Yo?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (IL2Ie)

3 Zing.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (RD7QR)

4
nd

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (XWkhW)

5 Just stalling

Posted by: tmitsss at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (xlzu7)

6 shit

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (XWkhW)

7 BURN!!!!

Posted by: Kelso at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (NF2Bf)

8 The Hoggerator isn't the mastermind of this movement, I surmise.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

9 *yawn*

Posted by: maddogg at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (o2MD2)

10 The left can't meme.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (fA1SL)

11
Stalling for Time Open Thread


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:45 PM

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Also, you're welcome for the new thread since that's become my superpower now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 12:45 PM

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Ta-dah!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (VgKNm)

12 I'll just post a meaningless comment here, while I wait for the real thread.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (7ZVPa)

13 Hogg is merely the Spam that greases the Democrat war machine

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (IL2Ie)

14 How did Ranger Solo perform this weekend?

Were the SJWs vindicated or did Disney manage to lose money on a star wars product?

Posted by: Methos at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (XQvuQ)

15 They may not be indifferent to gun violence, David-Just against your solution to it and pissed off that you are trying to stop them making purchases with their money in the store they usually shop in.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (vw6r3)

16
That asshole is about 18 minutes into his 15 minutes of fame, isnt he.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

17 Quick, someone shoop up something with these dimwits and Vesuvius guy juxtaposed....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (AURKQ)

18 How many were stepped on? Accidentally on purpose.

Posted by: Lester at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (LfJIn)

19 Ah likes big firm boobs. Ah likes 'em alot.

Posted by: maddogg at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (o2MD2)

20 Why didn't someone call the cops for those young men looking up their skirt?

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 12:49 PM (XvxIe)

21
8 The Hoggerator isn't the mastermind of this movement, I surmise.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (RD7QR)






Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2018 12:49 PM (XWkhW)

22 She nails it!


Any mom (or dad) can ignore these childish activist tantrums without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:49 PM (W+vEI)

23 And is the new Star Wars feminist droid really named "Elite" in geeky gamerspeak from the 90s?

Way to go, ladies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 12:49 PM (VgKNm)

24 I'd've accidentally dropped a melon on his head. Accidentally.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2018 12:49 PM (O7MnT)

25 Hope that lady kept her knees closed. Those pervs would be all up skirt otherwise.

Posted by: GregV61 at May 29, 2018 12:49 PM (FLpne)

26 I'd love to punch that little smug douche right in his mouth. Might affect his pole smoking, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (ptqGC)

27 I would ask the manager why the fuck they hadn't swept up the trash.

Posted by: maddogg at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (o2MD2)

28 Be a shame if those kids got, I dunno, kicked in the head. Repeatedly.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (O5Q3r)

29
Speaking of guns..... I got to shoot my new CZ 2075 Rami over the weekend.

I think Im in love.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

30 Soylo for the weekend didn't even break $100 million. Try $84 million and change as gross.

Even with a Darth Maul cameo. That stinks of bantha podo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (IL2Ie)

31 >>I'd've accidentally dropped a Deuce on his head.


Sorry, I had Sugar-Free Gummi-Bears for lunch.

Posted by: Al Roker at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (XvxIe)

32 I wonder if any realized how close they were to dozens of firearms carried on the ankles of shoppers?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (VgKNm)

33 14 How did Ranger Solo perform this weekend?

Were the SJWs vindicated or did Disney manage to lose money on a star wars product?
Posted by: Methos at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (XQvuQ)

Bombed hard.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (72PAC)

34 Hogg is that turd that you can't flush.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (Iq27Y)

35 Should have run them over with an Shopping Cart Assault Weapon

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2018 12:51 PM (VpIIl)

36 I'd've accidentally dropped a melon on his head. Accidentally.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2018 12:49 PM (O7MnT)


I'd have accidentally spilled the entire contents of my cart on them. Accidentally.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

37 Someone needs to juxtapose that Hogg tweet text with a pick of the cowering Resource Officer.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:51 PM (W+vEI)

38 Did the kiddies lie down in the rest of the store, or just in the fruit section-which seems like perfect symbolism for fruity (not gay, just wacky) teens.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:51 PM (vw6r3)

39 Where is a draft when you need one?

/sarc - I know we would never want these people near the military.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 12:51 PM (sX1BW)

40 They are in an excellent position to experience steel toe boot violence.

Posted by: maddogg at May 29, 2018 12:51 PM (o2MD2)

41 I got into a huge argument with my wife a out this. She said she would've left the store because she refuses to be a part of their nonsense.

I said, on warning then you get stepped on as I reach for taco shells

She didn't like my approach, but she knew who she was marrying.

Posted by: Warden at May 29, 2018 12:51 PM (YOnlm)

42 Ace...

Maybe you're not feathering the clutch and gas properly?


Just rev the shit out of it, and SLOWLY let up on the clutch till smoke comes out from under the tranny.

After that...no more stalling.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2018 12:52 PM (EyPfd)

43 REMOVE TIDEPOD

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:52 PM (fA1SL)

44 Maybe David Hogg is just one of those upskirt pervs, didja ever think of that?

Posted by: Ivan the T. at May 29, 2018 12:52 PM (oVJmc)

45 "Oh, did I just drop a 20 pound bag of potatoes on your face? I'm SO sorry!"

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

46 The Hoggerator isn't the mastermind of this movement, I surmise.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (RD7QR)
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Most certainly not. He is a useful idiot. There's money behind him, though. Follow that and find the real perp. Hogg needs to go down hard for fronting an extortion racket, but those behind him need to pay for enabling and masterminding him. RICO seems like it would be useful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 12:52 PM (I2dne)

47 I heard Disney announced their new Barbara Fett movie on Solo's opening weekend. Because opening weekend of a movie about what was arguably one of the most loved, most famous heroes in modern society is the sort of thing you want to try to remove attention from, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 12:52 PM (VgKNm)

48 I'd be dropping glass bottles of white vinegar all over that place.


'Whoops!'

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 12:52 PM (XvxIe)

49 And is the new Star Wars feminist droid really named "Elite" in geeky gamerspeak from the 90s?

I almost want to go to cheer her death like MST3k cheered the death of the Paper Chase Guy's motorcycle under the wheels of MegaWeapon.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2018 12:53 PM (O7MnT)

50 Pickle jars break really easily when they slip out of your hand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 12:53 PM (VgKNm)

51 "Clean-up on aisle... uhmmm... All of them."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 12:53 PM (AURKQ)

52 I am kicking myself for not being there so I could pretend to be a Monster Truck.

Posted by: Picric at May 29, 2018 12:54 PM (Ni2at)

53 Maybe everywhere the Hoggstapo shows up, counter protesters should show up with trays of Tidepods labeled "Free Snacks."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2018 12:54 PM (O7MnT)

54 " Maybe David Hogg is just one of those upskirt pervs, didja ever think of that?"

Doesn't matter if he is, or isn't.

Scream out loud that the little bastard was looking up your young daughter's skirt.

let Hogg sort that shit out himself.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2018 12:54 PM (EyPfd)

55 39 Where is a draft when you need one?

/sarc - I know we would never want these people near the military.
Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 12:51 PM (sX1BW)

Somebody's got to dig ditches.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

56 I heard Disney announced their new Barbara Fett movie on Solo's opening weekend. Because opening weekend of a movie about what was arguably one of the most loved, most famous heroes in modern society is the sort of thing you want to try to remove attention from, I guess.

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All other issues with the Star Wars franchise aside, have the Disney people ever learned about scarcity and how that plays out in economics?

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 12:54 PM (sX1BW)

57 Ohhhh, sugar frosted flakes, mommy!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 29, 2018 12:54 PM (7LY+6)

58 I thought Publix caved to Hogg. Is this a different supermarket?

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2018 12:54 PM (xjiRE)

59 Someone should get the Truck Nutz and teabag all those people laying on the floor.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 29, 2018 12:55 PM (aVYsC)

60 I'm betting there are more Publix shoppers who are Second Amendment supporters than not. If Publix comes back and responds to the pressure campaign from people who don't actually shop in their stores, I predict they take a big hit. Look at where they are located,

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2018 12:55 PM (VpIIl)

61 >>Where is a draft when you need one?


What are things women in skirts ask themselves on a Summer Day, Alex?

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 12:55 PM (XvxIe)

62 have the Disney people ever learned about scarcity "

It's Disney, so...


No

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 29, 2018 12:55 PM (7LY+6)

63
I wish this Pigg kid would get ignored.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 12:55 PM (r+sAi)

64 26 I'd love to punch that little smug douche right in his mouth. Might affect his pole smoking, though.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Who has the more punchable face? Hogg or Zuckerberg?

Discuss.

Posted by: Furious George at May 29, 2018 12:55 PM (9vQJW)

65 The picture of adult maturity. Yes, they must be listened to........not.

Posted by: maddogg at May 29, 2018 12:56 PM (o2MD2)

66 I got into a huge argument with my wife a out this. She said she would've left the store because she refuses to be a part of their nonsense.

I said, on warning then you get stepped on as I reach for taco shells

She didn't like my approach, but she knew who she was marrying.
Posted by: Warden at May 29, 2018 12:51 PM (YOnlm)

Taking your shopping elsewhere hurts the store and makes it more likely that they just cave to these stupid stunts. So I'm with you here.


Or did the supermarket already cave? I can't keep track.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 12:56 PM (mk7Bj)

67 Wife: If you step on them, you've just sunk to their level.

Me: To the contrary, they're on the floor below me. Thus the stepping on faces

Wife: You need to get off the internet

Posted by: Warden at May 29, 2018 12:56 PM (YOnlm)

68 From last thread:

Got to get that virtue signal in.Just about any article that has anything positive to say about Trump or defends him on something has to include at least one line about how he says mean things.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (LiyEm)


This. One of the local papers had a story about the premiere of a new play about Colonial poetess Anne Bradstreet, which I thought I'd like to see until the play's author decided during the interview to take a veiled swipe at Trump.

OK, then. You don't get any money from me, bitch.

Posted by: V.I.C.I. at May 29, 2018 12:56 PM (kqsXK)

69 Hope everyone had a nice weekend.

Yeah, nobody cares about this protesting shit aside from the usual suspects. Hopefully that hefty gal crotch stomped one of these turds on the way to the pop aisle.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 29, 2018 12:56 PM (4ErVI)

70 "I'd be dropping glass bottles of white vinegar all over that place."


Irv, cleanup on aisle seven.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 29, 2018 12:57 PM (OD2ni)

71 Disney used to use the scarcity tactic with all their older movies. Only release for a short time say Cinderella then back in the vault for five years or so before trotting it out again for a 'Limited Time'

But there were many Star Warbles fans who did want to see more of the universe so Disney is serving it up with a big steaming pile of Soviet Justice Wanking virtue signaling like "The Force is Female"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 12:57 PM (IL2Ie)

72 I'M AFFECTING SOCIAL CHANGE HERE, MOM!!! Yes, I'll bring home a gallon of milk....

Posted by: David Hogg at May 29, 2018 12:57 PM (O5Q3r)

73 If we were a truly advanced society we would have a sport using Hogg's head and wiener dogs. It would be yuge.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 12:57 PM (2LelM)

74 Does your Roomba do Zumba?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 12:57 PM (IqV8l)

75 Disney's takeaway will be something like "SEE!! SEE!! We need more strong female leads because no one is interested in the guys anymore!"

And then double down. Or treble. Whatever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 12:57 PM (VgKNm)

76 As I said a couple of days ago, I walk all over those ignorent turds. Except that since Publix caved I would never set foot in their store.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 29, 2018 12:57 PM (mpXpK)

77 My 15 minutes of infamy were so fleeting. *sob*

Posted by: Boss Hogglette at May 29, 2018 12:57 PM (Tyii7)

78 Scream out loud that the little bastard was looking up your young daughter's skirt.

let Hogg sort that shit out himself.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2018 12:54 PM



The perfect solution...walk around a bit first to look over the ones most likely to be able to pay. The sue the sh*t out them, and the store. Include whoever it was that organized it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 12:58 PM (0tfLf)

79 73 If we were a truly advanced society we would have a sport using Hogg's head and wiener dogs. It would be yuge.
Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 12:57 PM (2LelM)

Why do you hate wiener dogs?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

80 Warden, days of Egyptian Pharaohs where the images of enemies were on the bottom of the sandals...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 12:58 PM (IL2Ie)

81 I did recreational logging this weekend. Not a single woman wanted to join me. Puzzling, no? Only 90+.

Posted by: maddogg at May 29, 2018 12:58 PM (o2MD2)

82 So no one dropped a gallon of milk on the floor monkeys?

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (2LelM)

83 Publix didn't cave to Hogg exactly. Publix said, fuck all y'all, we're going to donate to nonpolitical causes from now on.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (GBhy1)

84 So next movie will be Bobbi Fett'ette then?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (IL2Ie)

85 "Who has the more punchable face? Hogg or Zuckerberg?

Discuss.
Posted by: Furious George"


I'd say Zuckerberg because he is annoying and a billionaire. But Jon Favreau and Tommy Vietor have more punchable faces IMO.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (OD2ni)

86 >>"The Force is Female" Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 12:57 PM (IL2Ie)

The force is gay, h8r.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (Bdeb0)

87 Yooo Hooo! Fellas!

I'm harder than a gundark in deepspace!!

Posted by: Big Ghey Lando!! at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (2wOtx)

88 If any supermarket I went to allowed this, I'd start shopping somewhere else.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (/qEW2)

89 Indifference to "gun violence" "protestors" != indifference to gun violence.

Posted by: Steeldoc at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (bEXeQ)

90 I think it's hilarious that he's davidhogg one one one. You'd think twitter would help him be just plain old davidhogg.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (VgKNm)

91 Was it during the Obama years that the immigration ban on HIV+ persons was lifted?

Had an interesting piece of paperwork come across my desk a few minutes ago.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

92 More I think about it, the more I agree with what someone said in one of the morning threads. McCain's death is going to be announced on June 6th most likely, to coincide with D-Day, but if Cindy thinks she can keep him cold in the beer warehouse long enough, she'll wait til June 14, Flag Day.

And then SHE gets to be Madame Senator and lord it over all the peons in Az who were uppity enough to think they had a say in how this thing was going to play out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2018 01:00 PM (V2Yro)

93 79 73 If we were a truly advanced society we would have a sport using Hogg's head and wiener dogs. It would be yuge.
Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 12:57 PM (2LelM)

Why do you hate wiener dogs?
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Wiener dogs love pork. They're from Germany.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:00 PM (2LelM)

94 46 Most certainly not. He is a useful idiot. There's
money behind him, though. Follow that and find the real perp. Hogg needs
to go down hard for fronting an extortion racket, but those behind him
need to pay for enabling and masterminding him. RICO seems like it would
be useful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 12:52 PM (I2dne)

My understanding is he is being financed by Soros.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 29, 2018 01:00 PM (mpXpK)

95 That was monumentally, savagely beautiful.

Well played, Melissa. Well played.

Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2018 01:00 PM (NYS7S)

96
Those 12 packs of cola can be pretty heavy dropped from a couple of feet, just saying.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 01:00 PM (r+sAi)

97 83 Publix didn't cave to Hogg exactly. Publix said, fuck all y'all, we're going to donate to nonpolitical causes from now on.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (GBhy1)


Yeah, they caved.

Posted by: maddogg at May 29, 2018 01:00 PM (o2MD2)

98 How dare you all disrespect our Blue Checkmark Overlords!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 29, 2018 01:00 PM (NL6wI)

99 Midichlorians have vaginas. VAGINAS!

Posted by: CGI Super Floating Space Leia at May 29, 2018 01:00 PM (2wOtx)

100 Damn...that sliced watermelon was slippery!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:01 PM (0tfLf)

101 Yeah, Hogg fucked the left here. That supermarket was donating to Planned Parenthood and all kinds of Democrats. They pulled the plug on all of it. LOL

Posted by: Warden at May 29, 2018 01:01 PM (YOnlm)

102 HOW COME NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO ME ANY MORE!!!

Posted by: Bald, Fat, Dyke, Commie Chick at May 29, 2018 01:01 PM (O5Q3r)

103 Stripey dress lady is my new favorite person for the week.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 01:01 PM (+lOpA)

104 Whoops. Off, robot girl sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2018 01:01 PM (kqsXK)

105 So now CameraHogg is floating the trial balloon of doing a "die-in" at a Trump property.

I don't think that will go nearly as well for them as it went at Publix. Not one bit.

Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2018 01:01 PM (NYS7S)

106 Old and busted: Battery-powered grocery-store disability scooter.
New hotness: Battery-powered antipersonnel grocery Kampfwagen.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 01:02 PM (Bdeb0)

107 The force is gay, h8r.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (Bdeb0)
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False. The force is non-binary and genderqueer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 01:02 PM (I2dne)

108 102 HOW COME NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO ME ANY MORE!!!
Posted by: Bald, Fat, Dyke, Commie Chick at May 29, 2018 01:01 PM (O5Q3r)

When did Michael Moore go bald?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 01:02 PM (AURKQ)

109 First they came for Publix and I said nothing......

Posted by: Piggly Wiggly at May 29, 2018 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

110 I saw Stalling For Time open for Ten Years After back in the 80s; they still ain't done with that show.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 01:02 PM (0ogQG)

111 Damn...that sliced watermelon was slippery!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:01 PM (0tfLf)


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Or drop something and then fall on the liquid. Do one of those elbow drops that pro wrasslers do.

Whoopsies!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:02 PM (VgKNm)

112 91
Was it during the Obama years that the immigration ban on HIV+ persons was lifted?



Had an interesting piece of paperwork come across my desk a few minutes ago.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

Yes, Obama lifted it by executive order. And you have to go to foreign papers to find out.
http://tinyurl.com/yd2e56h


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 29, 2018 01:03 PM (mpXpK)

113 "Disney's takeaway will be something like "SEE!! SEE!! We need more strong female leads because no one is interested in the guys anymore!"


Heaven forbid they admit that Harrison Ford was a unique talent that can't be duplicated either through the Po characater or the new Solo movie, and move on to something new.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 29, 2018 01:03 PM (OD2ni)

114 When did Michael Moore go bald?

He ate his hair.

Posted by: Boss Hogglette at May 29, 2018 01:03 PM (Tyii7)

115 So now CameraHogg is floating the trial balloon of doing a "die-in" at a Trump property.

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Tell me more. I'm intrigued.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:03 PM (sX1BW)

116 So now CameraHogg is floating the trial balloon of doing a "die-in" at a Trump property.

I don't think that will go nearly as well for them as it went at Publix. Not one bit.
Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2018 01:01 PM (NYS7S)

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Yeah. The Hindenburg was a trial balloon too.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

117 All other issues with the Star Wars franchise aside, have the Disney people ever learned about scarcity and how that plays out in economics?

Yes -- ever heard of the "Disney Vault"? They used to take home copies of movies out of circulation for years -- in the time of VHS, long enough for the existing stock to wear out -- then re-release them "for a limited time". Annoying, but good for the company's bottom line.

Now, however, they seem to have embraced the "just add extra content to the disc and call it a special edition" trap.

They've actually done a worse job managing the Star Wars franchise than Lucas did. I'm amazed it was even possible.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2018 01:03 PM (fVubI)

118 Yeah, Hogg fucked the left here. That supermarket was donating to Planned Parenthood and all kinds of Democrats. They pulled the plug on all of it. LOL

Posted by: Warden at May 29, 2018 01:01 PM (YOnlm)


If you believe that, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2018 01:03 PM (kqsXK)

119 REMOVE TIDEPODPosted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:52 PM
I'm sorry, Palp, I can't do that.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at May 29, 2018 01:03 PM (ctuyM)

120 WTF are you doing laying there, idiot? You nearly broke my arm! I'll sue!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:03 PM (VgKNm)

121 I'm waiting for Hogg to show some actual balls and try a die-in at Bass Pro Shop....in the guns and ammo dept.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

122 Or drop something and then fall on the liquid. Do one of those elbow drops that pro wrasslers do.

Whoopsies!


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:02 PM


Then keep "slipping" when trying to get up.
Much hilarity!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (0tfLf)

123 23 And is the new Star Wars feminist droid really named "Elite" in geeky gamerspeak from the 90s?"

Actually it's "3133t"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (V2Yro)

124 Don't forget people, David Hogg is from Florida. So a nascent Florida Man... now if he would only try and French kiss a Burmese python.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (IL2Ie)

125 101 Yeah, Hogg fucked the left here. That supermarket was donating to Planned Parenthood and all kinds of Democrats. They pulled the plug on all of it. LOL
Posted by: Warden at May 29, 2018 01:01 PM (YOnlm)

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Y'know, I wonder if the executive that originally was standing firm got a bunch of pressure from the (undoubtedly SJW dominated) PR department and decided to fuck over both sides in response. There might be some interesting behind the scenes backstory at Publix surrounding all of this crap.

Posted by: Jackal at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (ApugP)

126 Hogg and friends should self immolate like that Buddhist monk protesting the Vietnam war.Make a real statement.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (LiyEm)

127 44 Maybe David Hogg is just one of those upskirt pervs, didja ever think of that?
Posted by: Ivan the T.

Hogg strikes me as an up-kilt kinda guy.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (kfcYC)

128 Attention whore Bradley Manning threatens suicide, keep that strategy in mind Mr. Hogg as your 15 minutes ticks down.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (0ogQG)

129 Or did the supermarket already cave? I can't keep track.

Pubix announced they will no longer make any political donations of any kind.

I believe they used to donate the Planned Parenthood and some Green group.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (fVubI)

130 Die ins and Flash Mobs.

Why do these people never do this in front of me?

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (XvxIe)

131 Tell me more. I'm intrigued.

Went up the day after this little exercise in mental masturbation. Something like...

"So, when is the die-in at a Trump property?"

The comments were pretty awesome and he's probably deleted the tweet by now.

Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2018 01:05 PM (NYS7S)

132 If the Democrats 1) push gun control as a major platform, and 2) use that arrogant, whiny David Hogg as the face of that platform, then it will only help the Republicans to maintain a majority in the House and Senate. Hopefully, the media will continue to put him on every leftist talk show every chance they get until November.

Posted by: Tommy at May 29, 2018 01:05 PM (yEAdf)

133 Yes, Obama lifted it by executive order. And you have to go to foreign papers to find out.
http://tinyurl.com/yd2e56h
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Interesting. Thanks.

I guess, hypothetically speaking, of course, there were some from the Arab world who came to the US after that happened. Some with untreated HIV for 30 years that now the US taxpayer is on the hook for.

Again, hypothetically speaking, of course.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 01:05 PM (vg8iE)

134 A late Publix CEO was a friend of my late FiL. My husband said the former CEO is probably spinning in his grave. He was a staunch conservative.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

135 They've actually done a worse job managing the Star Wars franchise than Lucas did. I'm amazed it was even possible.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2018 01:03 PM (fVubI)

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And the one thing the fans actually WANT released will never see the light of day.

Thank goodness for film geeks who are reproducing the originals, though. Harmy is one IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:05 PM (VgKNm)

136 Moore isn't going bald, he is going through metamorphosis.

https://wall.alphacoders.com/big.php?i=388281

Posted by: maddogg at May 29, 2018 01:06 PM (o2MD2)

137 I see Morg-un Free-mun is now accused of sexual harassment.

Who will be next?!?!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 01:06 PM (98LLu)

138 Midichlorians have vaginas. VAGINAS!Posted by: CGI Super Floating Space Leia at May 29, 2018 01:00 PM
Ahem. Those are Midiclitorians you seek.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at May 29, 2018 01:06 PM (ctuyM)

139 Pubix announced they will no longer make any political donations of any kind.

I believe they used to donate the Planned Parenthood and some Green group.

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In time, most corporations will wisely take this out excuse. Back to ultra vires corporate law.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:06 PM (sX1BW)

140 124. We've secretly replaced Hogg's TIDE POD with rich bath salts crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 01:06 PM (fA1SL)

141 But there were many Star Warbles fans who did want to see more of the universe so Disney is serving it up with a big steaming pile of Soviet Justice Wanking virtue signaling like "The Force is Female"

Except they already had material -- official, still part of the official story-line material -- that had three "avatars" of the force. One was an older man, one was a young, hot-tempered man, and one was a young woman. So they're ignoring their own IP to push their politics.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2018 01:06 PM (fVubI)

142 126 Hogg and friends should self immolate like that Buddhist monk protesting the Vietnam war.Make a real statement.
Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (LiyEm)


Yes, I would take their cause seriously if they did that.

Swearsies.

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2018 01:06 PM (xjiRE)

143 Attention whore Bradley Manning threatens suicide, keep that strategy in mind Mr. Hogg as your 15 minutes ticks down.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (0ogQG)


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He's the crossdresser, right?

That's pretty much par for the course for that type of mental illness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:06 PM (VgKNm)

144 You know they sell lighter fluid in grocery stores. Just saying.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:07 PM (2LelM)

145 How do you hold a "conversation" with someone pretending to be dead anyway?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 01:07 PM (/qEW2)

146
If this hogg kid is financially benefiting from the Parkland shooting, I find that disgusting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 01:07 PM (r+sAi)

147 Our cats know to keep an eye on my feet, because whenever I'm striding through the house I never bother much to look at the floor, or what may be on it.

At least I finally got over walking into furniture. Mostly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2018 01:07 PM (V2Yro)

148 Hogg and friends should self immolate like that Buddhist monk protesting the Vietnam war.Make a real statement.
Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (LiyEm)

Yes, I would take their cause seriously if they did that.

Swearsies.

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2018 01:06 PM (xjiRE)
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What am I? Chopped and seared liver?

Posted by: Lunatic Leftist Who Self-Immolated Because of Climate Change at May 29, 2018 01:08 PM (vg8iE)

149 >>Hogg strikes me as an up-kilt kinda guy.
Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (kfcYC)

Hogg strikes me as a Bangkok Discotheque Fantastic Glitter-Boy Lite-Show And Gentleman Club window-dancer.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 01:08 PM (Bdeb0)

150 Literally, man.

Posted by: Fuckhead who uses the word "literally," like, literally all the time, man at May 29, 2018 01:08 PM (EV+4+)

151 Pubix announced they will no longer make any political donations of any kind.

I believe they used to donate the Planned Parenthood and some Green group.

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In time, most corporations will wisely take this out excuse. Back to ultra vires corporate law.

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Deep down, most good CEOs know this is nothing but extortion and is usually only done at the behest of their board or wives. Its a game that is played because everyone now plays it. The left is going to make sure that the only winning solution is not to play.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:08 PM (sX1BW)

152
Indifference to gun violence? You arrogant self centered millennial assholes are the ones shooting your schools up in the first place.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

153 "They've actually done a worse job managing the Star Wars franchise than Lucas did. I'm amazed it was even possible.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2018 01:03 PM (fVubI)"


Was Rose more annoying than Jar Jar Binks? I think so.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 29, 2018 01:08 PM (OD2ni)

154 Ha. A package of chitlins becomes easily compromised and drippy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:08 PM (VgKNm)

155 Red Alert, Red Alert, Red Alert: We need to ruin this guy Swallwell with memes. He is an up and coming Commie (D) and dangerous.

He has that safe serious "centrist" vanilla vibe that appeals to large swaths of idiot voters. Watch him.

Source: guy who told you Trump was gonna win in August of 15

Posted by: Mega at May 29, 2018 01:08 PM (IvjZu)

156 And the one thing the fans actually WANT released will never see the light of day.

The Star Wars Christmas Special?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2018 01:08 PM (fVubI)

157 I know, I know. If Disney had run with Zahn's novels then fans would have had Luke getting very intrigued with Mara Jade.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 01:09 PM (IL2Ie)

158
Har! Suck it, Hogg!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:09 PM (NoLse)

159 >>He's the crossdresser, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:06 PM (VgKNm)

Umm, that's "crossdressing Senate candidate from the state of Maryland," pleb.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 01:09 PM (Bdeb0)

160 David Hogg's masculinity? Definitely not toxic.

Posted by: The New Yorker at May 29, 2018 01:09 PM (O5Q3r)

161 And the one thing the fans actually WANT released will never see the light of day.

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The Star Wars Christmas Special?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2018 01:08 PM (fVubI)

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Ha. No, that's pretty easy to find.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:10 PM (VgKNm)

162 When does a common pun officially become a Dad Joke?

...

...when the punchline becomes apparent.

Posted by: reason at May 29, 2018 01:10 PM (F26eZ)

163 Meesa love you long time, Benji.

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at May 29, 2018 01:10 PM (EV+4+)

164 Several commenters had suggestions earlier about the grocery lie-in.

Like, hard avocados, cart full of dog food cans going fast, spilled ammonia and bleach in the aisle, drop a carton of eggs while checking them. Couple more above like steel toed boots. Milania-style high heels come to mind, too.

I was thinking about the 5-gallon water bottles at our store - you can fit three in a cart...

[Leans toward mic in lamp with Richard Nixon voice:] But... that would be wrong!

Posted by: mindful webworker - oops did I drop that big open box of cayenne pepper? Sorrrr-ry at May 29, 2018 01:10 PM (HGnKA)

165 33 14 How did Ranger Solo perform this weekend?

Were the SJWs vindicated or did Disney manage to lose money on a star wars product?
Posted by: Methos at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (XQvuQ)

Bombed hard.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?

The market dropped a couple of photon torpedo in their ventilation shaft.

I got an idea for a Star Wars movie. Young hero on a desert plan comes across a droid with Death Star blueprints. Wait, that's already been done. Twice.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 29, 2018 01:10 PM (kfcYC)

166 Yeah by the power of SJW, Rose Tico is far more annoying than Jar-Jar 'Mesa' Binks.

Cockblocking Finn from his heroic death.. and we thought Lucas was ham-fisted with love stories.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 01:10 PM (IL2Ie)

167 Accidentally spill chlorine bleach and ammonia together.

Then run like hell.

Posted by: JAS at May 29, 2018 01:11 PM (ii30j)

168 >>And the one thing the fans actually WANT released will never see the light of day.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:05 PM (VgKNm)

The Jabba-Leia "night of magic."

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 01:11 PM (Bdeb0)

169 It's weird to me that the left seems to fundamentally misunderstand how to persuade people. The civil disobedience of the 60s worked because there were actual laws that black people were crossing and getting sent to jail for. This played on the public sympathy of everyone else.

The only thing the left seems to have taken from this is "public demonstrations work" so they default to that strategy for everything, even causes which people aren't predisposed to agree with them on.

These demonstrations backfire more often than not. The riots in Charlottesville didn't do anything to convince white people that black people are unfairly targeted by police. Neither do these demonstrations.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 01:11 PM (mk7Bj)

170 Oh goodness, a simultaneous ammonia and bleach spill would be hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:11 PM (VgKNm)

171
Was Rose more annoying than Jar Jar Binks? I think so.


Meesa so relieved!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:11 PM (NoLse)

172 I'm pissed that Publix caved.

It's like you don't know what to do. If a company does make a stand and then cave, do you boycott?

I honestly would just like companies to stay apolitical, but they are only apolitical when it's a conservative owner or CEO.

Posted by: Jackso at May 29, 2018 01:11 PM (uc45P)

173 So, in Florida, you can legally open carry a loaded firearm while engaged in, or going to and from, Fishing, Hunting, and Camping.

Hey, lets stop at the store and stock up on some camping supplies.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:11 PM (0tfLf)

174 The only way to breathe life into Star Wars is to focus on Ewoks with zippers in their backs.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:11 PM (2LelM)

175 That's a whole lot of trip and fall hazard.

I just hurt my elbow something turrible on that guys teeth. I was trying to break my fall.

Oh, and I get to sue the store too. Maybe the next store won't show so much weakness and permit this kind of dangerous nonsense.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 01:11 PM (XKUjU)

176

Hey Little Hoggenfhurhrer, could it be that we're indifferent to gun violence because there's just not that much of it out here in the real world?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 01:11 PM (GdWl+)

177 Dear Publix,

You know you fucked up by caving, right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2018 01:12 PM (Boy/L)

178
167 Accidentally spill chlorine bleach and ammonia together.


Har!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:12 PM (NoLse)

179 The Daily Mail is forbidden by British law to report on Tommy Robinson imprisonment, but at least they report on Hillary's not very well hidden back brace, which is more than the American press is willing to do.

Posted by: Pete in TX at May 29, 2018 01:12 PM (2RBkF)

180 It's weird to me that the left seems to fundamentally misunderstand how to persuade people. The civil disobedience of the 60s worked because there were actual laws that black people were crossing and getting sent to jail for. This played on the public sympathy of everyone else.

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Civil disobedience works when there are unjust laws + people who face legal repercussions in breaking them.

None of which applies to today's SJWs.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:12 PM (sX1BW)

181 Why don't these damned stupid kids stop....oh, I don't know....KILLING EACH OTHER?!?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

182 164
Several commenters had suggestions earlier about the grocery lie-in.



Like, hard avocados, cart full of dog food cans going fast, spilled
ammonia and bleach in the aisle, drop a carton of eggs while checking
them. Couple more above like steel toed boots. Milania-style high heels
come to mind, too.



I was thinking about the 5-gallon water bottles at our store - you can fit three in a cart...



[Leans toward mic in lamp with Richard Nixon voice:] But... that would be wrong!

Posted by: mindful webworker - oops did I drop that big open box of cayenne pepper? Sorrrr-ry at May 29, 2018 01:10 PM (HGnKA
Ifyou are fortunate to live in a state that allows grocery stores to sell wine - wine bottles would definitely leave a mark on their forehead.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2018 01:13 PM (jxbfJ)

183 123 23 And is the new Star Wars feminist droid really named "Elite" in geeky gamerspeak from the 90s?"

Actually it's "3133t"


geeky gamerspeak is 1337 ("leet")

the sjw bot is l3-37

and the one thing that made me shudder in solo was when l3-37, climbing into the co-pilot's seat, complained about how something was hurting again and lando was going to have to do "that special thing you do" later on.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 29, 2018 01:13 PM (v3pYe)

184 I got an idea for a Star Wars movie. Young hero on a
desert plan comes across a droid with Death Star blueprints. Wait,
that's already been done. Twice.



Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 29, 2018 01:10 PM (kfcYC)


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How about a sun-baked desert planet where the only black guy is an alien who crash lands there after a lifetime in an enclosed spaceship?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:13 PM (VgKNm)

185 Literally, perfect symbolism...

Wait- what?

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 01:13 PM (HE81C)

186 I'm no proponent of breaking wind in public, but.....I'll be damned if that doesn't seem like a classic opportunity to let one slip while checking out the watermelon.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 01:13 PM (98LLu)

187 I got an idea for a Star Wars movie. Young hero on a desert plan comes across a droid with Death Star blueprints.

One of whom is using his REAL NAME.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2018 01:13 PM (Boy/L)

188 Was Rose more annoying than Jar Jar Binks? I think so.

I heard "Solo (In the Theater): A Star Wars Travesty" has a character more annoying than Rose and Jar Jar.

Apparently someone thought the "House Elves Liberation Front" from Harry Potter was an amusing and heart-warming part of the universe, rather than an annoying sub-plot that illuminated what a worthless twat Hermione was. Seriously -- Harry Potter liberated more house elves with a sock than Hermione did with her signs and slogans.

So they added a "droid liberation activist" to the Solo movie. Because it needed it...?

Now, an ACTUAL look into WHY the Star Wars universe has the policies it does towards droids would be an interesting story. I don't trust Hollywood or most mass-market publishers with the story, but it could be interesting. I mean, for all that droids are supposedly "exploited", clones are treated worse! How did that happen?!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2018 01:14 PM (fVubI)

189 Do you have any real-looking rubber snakes or spiders? Drop one near one of the kids when they aren't looking and start hollerin/screaming.

Posted by: mrp at May 29, 2018 01:14 PM (Pqytn)

190 >>Florida, you can legally open carry a loaded firearm while engaged in, or going to and from, Fishing, Hunting, and Camping.


Montana, you can carry concealed on the way to or from any outdoor activity where you might require a sidearm for protection.

Of course I'm going hiking. Why else would I be wearing Hiking Boots?

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 01:14 PM (XvxIe)

191 181
Why don't these damned stupid kids stop....oh, I don't know....KILLING EACH OTHER?!?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

That right there is the crux of the issue. Nobody is sitting these punks down and discussing why they feel they need to shoot everyone to solve their problems.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2018 01:14 PM (jxbfJ)

192 Do they sell wasp spray at Publix? You know the kind that can spray a stream two stories high? I'm asking for Ace.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:14 PM (2LelM)

193
'Mein Bumf' my manifesto, coming soon to a Junior High school Library near you! Mandatory reading, so stock up now!

Posted by: Twinkenfuher Hogg at May 29, 2018 01:15 PM (UFLLM)

194 160 David Hogg's masculinity? Definitely not toxic.
Posted by: The New Yorker at May 29, 2018 01:09 PM (O5Q3r)


You mean "non-existent," don't you?

The daughter of a liberal acquaintance is a flaming dyke who rants about "toxic masculinity."

I can't figure out where she's encountered any. Her father and her brother are two of the biggest limp dicks you can imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 01:15 PM (u24AF)

195 Hilariously, some Colorado back-bencher Democrat introduced a tax increase to Congress (calling it the "Students Over Everyone Else Who Has Or Wants A Job" Act), because he wants ot give federal money specifically to "students".

Trump tweeted out thanks to him today, and went on to note the Democrats are in favor not just of tax increases on the middle class, but also cutting military readiness, open borders, MS13 and ObamaCare.
Pwnd.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 29, 2018 01:15 PM (rBnYq)

196 LOL. If he similarly loses the life war one brain cell at a time, it shouldn't take too long for his 15 minutes to expire ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 29, 2018 01:15 PM (BiLU+)

197
Do they sell wasp spray at Publix? You know the kind that can spray a stream two stories high? I'm asking for Ace.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:14 PM (2LelM)


As a matter of fact, they DO sell wasp spray at Publix. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

198 174 The only way to breathe life into Star Wars is to focus on Ewoks with zippers in their backs.

speaking of whom, they did manage to work the actor who played wicket into the movie.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (v3pYe)

199 Sorry guys, five second rule.

Gotta throw you all out now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (AURKQ)

200 I turned off Star Wars during the one where there was the poor blind space kung-fu master who was also somehow a space asian.

F*ck you, Disney.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (VgKNm)

201 Clean up in the dairy section...need an associate with a mop and bucket to clean a spill in the dairy section.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (DxWUs)

202 Trump tweeted out thanks to him today, and went on to note the Democrats are in favor not just of tax increases on the middle class, but also cutting military readiness, open borders, MS13 and ObamaCare.

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Fair.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (sX1BW)

203


I honestly would just like companies to stay apolitical, but they are only apolitical when it's a conservative owner or CEO.

Rush was playing a montage of talking heads bitching that the NFL owners had 'caved' to the fans (you know, their CUSTOMERS).
The same talking heads who expect everyone to roll over to anything BlackLivesMatter demands.

Posted by: Ivan the T. at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (oVJmc)

204

"Miss me yet?"

- George Lucas

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (GdWl+)

205 I missed my chance. I wanted to load up a shopping cart with a couple cases of water, hand the controls to a 6year old and tell him to race me around the store.

Winner has the highest body count...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (8D42x)

206 Is that gun violence, David Camera Hogg? I mean, you would know better, since you've got a bicycle.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (HE81C)

207
Do they sell wasp spray at Publix? You know the kind that can spray a stream two stories high? I'm asking for Ace.
Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:14 PM (2LelM)

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That shits flammable too. Just sayin...... for safety.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

208
Seriously -- Harry Potter liberated more house elves with a sock than Hermione did with her signs and slogans.


Lemme guess - Harry's house elves were excellent swimmers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (NoLse)

209 198 Wait,ace is in Solo?

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (LiyEm)

210 "So they added a "droid liberation activist" to the Solo movie. Because it needed it...?"


Maybe the Emperor was the good guy all along.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 29, 2018 01:17 PM (OD2ni)

211

EM CRACKER-JACKS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 29, 2018 01:17 PM (mPeei)

212
197
Do they sell wasp spray at Publix? You know the kind that can spray a stream two stories high? I'm asking for Ace.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:14 PM (2LelM)

As a matter of fact, they DO sell wasp spray at Publix. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM



Yes, Aisle 7, right next to the soda and mentos.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:17 PM (0tfLf)

213 The daughter of a liberal acquaintance is a flaming dyke who rants about "toxic masculinity."



I can't figure out where she's encountered any. Her father and her brother are two of the biggest limp dicks you can imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 01:15 PM (u24AF)


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It's when she notices men looking at other women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:17 PM (VgKNm)

214 For those who rarely or never patronize Starbucks, may I suggest that (in lieu of a boycott) you begin patronizing their bathrooms whenever you need one.

Posted by: VA MKZ at May 29, 2018 01:17 PM (UGO8J)

215 Rush was playing a montage of talking heads bitching that the NFL owners had 'caved' to the fans (you know, their CUSTOMERS).

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Also untrue.

Dodging to appease the fans is not the same as caving to them.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:17 PM (sX1BW)

216 Netflix really hates us. We turned it on last night and up popped the execrable Michelle Wolf-Dogg (of the WH Correspondents Dinner Embarrassment) entreating us to watch her show. Boom. Netflix cancelled.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 29, 2018 01:18 PM (rBnYq)

217

'Mein Bumf' my manifesto, coming soon to a Junior High school Library near you! Mandatory reading, so stock up now!


*crayons not included*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 01:18 PM (GdWl+)

218 197
Do they sell wasp spray at Publix? You know the kind that can spray a stream two stories high? I'm asking for Ace.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:14 PM (2LelM)

As a matter of fact, they DO sell wasp spray at Publix. *shifty eyes*
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How about those long nose BIC lighters? Blind them and then burn them. No guns though.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:18 PM (2LelM)

219 You know you fucked up by caving, right?
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Dick's isn't just a meme.

If any of the pix are real, the little idiots could be arrested for interfering with other people on business property -- something about commerce. That will be the next step when one of these futile and stupid theatrical productions are staged.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2018 01:18 PM (MIKMs)

220
Her father and her brother are two of the biggest limp dicks you can imagine.


Neither one named "Moby", amirite?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:18 PM (NoLse)

221 It might be closer to"perfect symbolism" if these unarmed folks were to lay down in a convenience store in Chicago's inner city, in south central LA, or in any other thug-terrorized neighborhood. And the shoppers ignoring them were the MFM.

Posted by: LASue at May 29, 2018 01:18 PM (tChmn)

222 210. This guy - he gets it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 01:18 PM (fA1SL)

223 >>For those who rarely or never patronize Starbucks, may I suggest that (in lieu of a boycott) you begin patronizing their bathrooms whenever you need one.


**RED ALERT**

Homeless People Use Those Bathrooms!

**Red Alert**

Posted by: George Costanza's Public Bathroom Ap at May 29, 2018 01:19 PM (XvxIe)

224 Do you have any real-looking rubber snakes or spiders? Drop one near one of the kids when they aren't looking and start hollerin/screaming.
Posted by: mrp at May 29, 2018 01:14 PM

...

Actual snakes are surprisingly life like.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 01:19 PM (XKUjU)

225 >>So they added a "droid liberation activist" to the Solo movie. Because it needed it...?


They did, and whoa, was it bad.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 01:19 PM (W+vEI)

226 Ifyou are fortunate to live in a state that allows grocery stores to sell wine - wine bottles would definitely leave a mark on their forehead.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2018 01:13 PM (jxbfJ)

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Those cans of baked beans are pretty heavy. I'd hate for someone to take one to the no-no-zone.

Posted by: reason at May 29, 2018 01:19 PM (F26eZ)

227 Hogg is merely the Spam that greases the Democrat war machine


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM

You spelled "tank treads" wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2018 01:19 PM (p+Wdc)

228 Maybe the Emperor was the good guy all along.



Posted by: Benji Carver at May 29, 2018 01:17 PM (OD2ni)


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It's fun to watch the originals with that in mind. An orphan is taken in and groomed by a religious zealot for the single purpose of assassinating the leader of the government and throwing the galaxy into turmoil, but THEIR turmoil.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:19 PM (VgKNm)

229 188 I mean, for all that droids are supposedly "exploited", clones are treated worse! How did that happen?!

probably have a better union.

Posted by: Dave Lister at May 29, 2018 01:19 PM (v3pYe)

230 195 Hilariously, some Colorado back-bencher Democrat introduced a tax increase to Congress (calling it the "Students Over Everyone Else Who Has Or Wants A Job" Act), because he wants ot give federal money specifically to "students".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 29, 2018 01:15 PM (rBnYq)


The SOEEWHOWAJ Act? I think he needs to work on that acronym.

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2018 01:19 PM (xjiRE)

231 For those who rarely or never patronize Starbucks, may I suggest that (in lieu of a boycott) you begin patronizing their bathrooms whenever you need one.


**RED ALERT**

Homeless People Use Those Bathrooms!

**Red Alert**

------------

Hygiene may trump my willingness to piss off the left.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

232 I can't figure out where she's encountered any. Her father and her brother are two of the biggest limp dicks you can imagine.

---------------------------------------

A big limp dick is promising!!

Posted by: Shep at May 29, 2018 01:20 PM (7uYFy)

233
209 198 Wait,ace is in Solo?
Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (LiyEm)


For some values of "in", yes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:20 PM (NoLse)

234 208


Seriously -- Harry Potter liberated more house elves with a sock than Hermione did with her signs and slogans.



Lemme guess - Harry's house elves were excellent swimmers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (NoLse)

And Harry has show more skin than Hermione ever did. Not to mention Harry (the actor anyways) isn't a hypocritical SJW feminazi either.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2018 01:20 PM (jxbfJ)

235 Hygiene may trump my willingness to piss off the left.
Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

Off?


Or on?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 01:20 PM (AURKQ)

236 174 The only way to breathe life into Star Wars is to focus on Ewoks with zippers in their backs.
Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:11 PM (2LelM)

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I think Star Wars is stalling, unlike Marvel for two reasons.

One, the last two movies have simply not been as well received as almost any Marvel movie.

I think The Last Jedi tried to do something different and had a bunch of notes thrown on top, which hurt it.

I outright think that Solo simply didn't work. It was a heist movie with four major action sequences and no heists (also SJD, and the forced "Han helps start the Rebellion" nonsense, among other things.

The other major element is that while the Marvel movies are largely self-contained, they also build towards common goals. Every Marvel movie after The Avengers was building to Age of Ulton and every movie after that was building to Civil War all while everything was building towards Infinity War.

The Star Wars movies (especially the Anthology ones) feel much less connected narratively to anything else out there. Yeah, we have Han who is from the original trilogy, but it doesn't feed towards anything new, just the old. So, Star Wars begins to feel less like "Where are we going?" than, "Here are guideposts to where you've already been."

That's less exciting.

It would also help if Kathleen Kennedy wasn't making it her mission to redo Amy Paschal's shtick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:21 PM (WkCk4)

237 Of course tripping over one of these youths and falling on top of others is a viable option.

Bonus points for injury to yourself + lawsuit.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 01:21 PM (98LLu)

238
**RED ALERT**

Homeless People Use Those Bathrooms!

**Red Alert**


Drop a Cleveland steamer on the floor next to it. You know who'll get the credit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:22 PM (NoLse)

239 For those who rarely or never patronize Starbucks,
may I suggest that (in lieu of a boycott) you begin patronizing their
bathrooms whenever you need one.

Posted by: VA MKZ at May 29, 2018 01:17 PM (UGO8J)

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Use the loo in lieu.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 01:22 PM (5NMZN)

240 Actual Headline:

As 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' Flops, Are Movies About White Men Box Office Poison?

Yes, that's definitely the lesson here.

Posted by: I can see clearly now at May 29, 2018 01:22 PM (wx6iv)

241 calling it the "Students Over Everyone Else Who Has Or Wants A Job"
Act), because he wants ot give federal money specifically to "students".




Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 29, 2018 01:15 PM (rBnYq)


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The SOEEWHOWAJ Act? I think he needs to work on that acronym.======================
OK, I might not have been completely accurate on the draft law name.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 29, 2018 01:22 PM (rBnYq)

242 It's fun to watch the originals with that in mind. An orphan is taken in and groomed by a religious zealot for the single purpose of assassinating the leader of the government and throwing the galaxy into turmoil, but THEIR turmoil.

Kinda like the people who are now, grudgingly, admitting that The Birchers were pretty much right about damn-near everything all along.

Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2018 01:22 PM (NYS7S)

243 Need to go shopping.
Grab's cane and sunglasses. Puts leash on the service dog...a Rottweiler.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:22 PM (0tfLf)

244 214 For those who rarely or never patronize Starbucks, may I suggest that (in lieu of a boycott) you begin patronizing their bathrooms whenever you need one.
Posted by: VA MKZ at May 29, 2018 01:17 PM (UGO8J)

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Yeah, no.

Not a fan of public restrooms to begin with.

Using one that's a repository of hobo secretions? No thanks.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 29, 2018 01:22 PM (B7V5e)

245 >>Drop a Cleveland steamer on the floor next to it. You know who'll get the credit.


Shit in a paper bag and throw it through the drive-thru window.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 01:23 PM (XvxIe)

246
....also....spoiler alert.



DARTH MAUL??? REALLY??? WTF DOES DARTH MAUL HAVE TO DO WITH Solo.??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

247 How about those long nose BIC lighters? Blind them and then burn them. No guns though.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:18 PM

Horde tested, AtC approved.
Because there are few problems that can't be solved with a flamethrower when high explosives are unavailable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

248 I'll use Starbucks' bathrooms and toilet paper, but I won't flush all of their toilet paper. And baby wipes. And pieces of notebook paper. And maybe a Flying J cup.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:23 PM (VgKNm)

249 246
....also....spoiler alert.



DARTH MAUL??? REALLY??? WTF DOES DARTH MAUL HAVE TO DO WITH Solo.??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

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Opening up to more sequels.

It's the best thing to do narratively.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:23 PM (WkCk4)

250 231
For those who rarely or never patronize Starbucks, may I suggest that
(in lieu of a boycott) you begin patronizing their bathrooms whenever
you need one.





**RED ALERT**



Homeless People Use Those Bathrooms!



**Red Alert**



------------



Hygiene may trump my willingness to piss off the left.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

Might I recommend visiting Taco Bell and ordering about 5 black bean burritos before going to Starbucks. Do some jumping jacks in the Starbucks parking lot before entering - you know to "prime the pump" a little.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2018 01:24 PM (jxbfJ)

251 @246: "WTF DOES DARTH MAUL HAVE TO DO WITH Solo.??"

Something something trade federation something.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 29, 2018 01:24 PM (I/iGu)

252 245. Naah, bruh. Offer a bum $20 to do that. Then welsh on the deal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 01:24 PM (fA1SL)

253 Hogg and friends should self immolate like that Buddhist monk protesting the Vietnam war.Make a real statement.
Posted by: steevy

If they had a sense of honor, they would commit Harry Carey.

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 01:24 PM (eYnt1)

254 "I can't figure out where she's encountered any. Her father and her brother are two of the biggest limp dicks you can imagine."


Chris Hayes has a sister?

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 29, 2018 01:24 PM (OD2ni)

255 I saw Hobo Secretions open for The GoGos at the Summit in '84.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2018 01:24 PM (Boy/L)

256 Holy crap, so we can start bringing our Flying J coffee and a thermos into starbucks to use their wifi for a couple of hours to torrent the new Star Wars movies?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:24 PM (VgKNm)

257 Took me a while but I have the best idea yet.

My first job was at a grocery store, and on day one I was drafted to empty the enormous tub in the basement. The one they put there to catch the leaks from the floor drain. From the butcher.

So it was basically a semi-diluted pool of rotting blood.

Maybe Publix has one of those and we could volunteer to help empty that.

Oh the things we did for fun and minimum wage back when, right?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 01:25 PM (XKUjU)

258 Of course tripping over one of these youths and falling on top of others is a viable option.
Bonus points for injury to yourself + lawsuit. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 01:21 PM (98LLu)
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Oooooh. I like it. And it just might work! (direct quote from VeggieTales)

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2018 01:25 PM (MIKMs)

259 248
I'll use Starbucks' bathrooms and toilet paper, but I won't flush all of
their toilet paper. And baby wipes. And pieces of notebook paper. And
maybe a Flying J cup.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:23 PM (VgKNm)

Don't forget the ass-gasket. They can easily go for another round or two.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2018 01:25 PM (jxbfJ)

260

For those who rarely or never patronize Starbucks, may I suggest that (in lieu of a boycott) you begin patronizing their bathrooms whenever you need one.


Breaking News from the EyeBall 9 EyeBall Witless NewsTeam. (Our motto: We have no idea what's happening, but we're first on the scene of... whatever it is!)


Today, NASA announced it has joined with Starbucks in a ground-breaking new recycling program originally pioneered aboard the Space Station Freedom called, "Yesterday's coffee today."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 01:25 PM (GdWl+)

261
If they had a sense of honor, they would commit Harry Carey.
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 01:24 PM (eYnt1)


Sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" at Wrigley while plastered?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:25 PM (NoLse)

262 Hyperdrive engaged!!

Han and I are flying the Diversity Falcon to the Hypersexuality Festival on Folsom IV!!

Free bullwhips and spiked leather dog-collars for the kids!
May the Forced Tolerance Be With You!!!

Posted by: Big Ghey Lando!! at May 29, 2018 01:25 PM (2wOtx)

263 "WTF DOES DARTH MAUL HAVE TO DO WITH Solo.??"

Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2018 01:26 PM (Boy/L)

264 So it was basically a semi-diluted pool of rotting blood.


Welp. Now I know what my nightmare will be tonite.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 01:26 PM (+lOpA)

265 I turned off Star Wars during the one where there was the poor blind space kung-fu master who was also somehow a space asian.F*ck you, Disney.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM

When you can snatch the blaster from your holster, and blast Greedo first, it will be time for you to leave.

Posted by: Master Kan at May 29, 2018 01:26 PM (ctuyM)

266 I usually have a golf ball in my car. Wonder how far a baseball-sized toilet paper wrapped golf ball would make it through diverse toilets?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:26 PM (VgKNm)

267 256
Holy crap, so we can start bringing our Flying J coffee and a thermos
into starbucks to use their wifi for a couple of hours to torrent the
new Star Wars movies?


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:24 PM (VgKNm)

Instead of torrenting Star Wars, just browse Trump websites, or even anything firearm related. Guaranteed to get the staff to forget their diversity training/brainwashing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2018 01:27 PM (jxbfJ)

268 Anyone notice that the left loved Bill Cosby until after he said young black men needed to pull up their pants and act like men?

Or that the left loved Morgan Freemen until he went on CNN and said that he did not feel that being black keeps black people from becoming wealthy?

I'll just leave that right here.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:27 PM (ATVNj)

269 "I'll use Starbucks' bathrooms and toilet paper, but I won't flush all of their toilet paper. And baby wipes. And pieces of notebook paper. And maybe a Flying J cup."


Pissing on the toilet paper is a nice FU move (men's rooms only).

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 29, 2018 01:27 PM (OD2ni)

270 I don't know so I am spouting shiite, but I am sure Starbucks mangers will still be able to ask certain people to leave and call the police if they refuse. Just not other certain people...

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 01:27 PM (5NMZN)

271 Good time to fire up the propane floor buffer. Fantastic opportunity to do some crop dusting as well

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 29, 2018 01:27 PM (CDETr)

272 Bonus points for injury to yourself + lawsuit. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 01:21 PM (98LLu)

I think it looks dangerous anyway. What about elderly people or people with MS or those that walk with a cane? And you can't get to items because some kids thinks lying down blocking the aisles proves something?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 01:27 PM (vw6r3)

273 If they had a sense of honor, they would commit Harry Carey.
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 01:24 PM (eYnt1)

Sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" at Wrigley while plastered?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:25 PM (NoLse)


Have a fist fight on the air with Jimmy Piersall?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2018 01:27 PM (Boy/L)

274
"WTF DOES DARTH MAUL HAVE TO DO WITH Solo.??"


He flew the Kessel run around Uranus?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (NoLse)

275 Why is it that the GOP has so few members of Congress that can articulate a conservative message?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (rdl6o)

276 >>DARTH MAUL??? REALLY??? WTF DOES DARTH MAUL HAVE TO DO WITH.....




Yeah, that was out of left field.
Something tells me they want a movie just to explore all that Kira did to get to her position in the Solo movie. No, thanks, not interested in background on generic petite British badass Mary Sue #3.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (W+vEI)

277 266. Sigh. You don't do that.

You flush a dry compressed sponge.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (fA1SL)

278 I'm not at a Starbucks

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (/hFXO)

279 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:27 PM (ATVNj)

We got us anotha' runner!
- Democrat Plantation Owners

Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (NYS7S)

280 Starbucks Bathroom.

Where you can overdose on heroin to the mellow sounds of Miles Davis and the smell of lavender.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (ATVNj)

281 124 Don't forget people, David Hogg is from Florida. So a nascent Florida Man... now if he would only try and French kiss a Burmese python.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 01:04 PM (IL2Ie)

In fairness to Florida Man, Camera Hogg has only lived here for 3 years, his parents moved to Broward County from Southern California.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (eh0Va)

282 How can Disney justify a sequal to Soylo wine it failed to pull in 100 million over the 4 day Memorial Weekend? The production costs were around 250 million that was reported so multiply that by 2 for the real production cost.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (Iq27Y)

283 >>269 "I'll use Starbucks' bathrooms and toilet paper, but I won't flush all of their toilet paper. And baby wipes. And pieces of notebook paper. And maybe a Flying J cup."

And an M-80 with a waterproof fuse.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)

284 Jenna Bush was on Megyn Kelly's "show" this morning, saying that Starbucks should allow the homeless to hang out in their stores because "compassion."

She also thinks the retired ATL school teacher who sent PDT's letter back to him correcting its grammar, was awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

285 DARTH MAUL??? REALLY??? WTF DOES DARTH MAUL HAVE TO DO WITH.....




Yeah, that was out of left field.

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SHOULDNT HE BE *DEAD* ???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:29 PM (8XRCm)

286 240 Actual Headline:

As 'Solo: A Star Wars Story' Flops, Are Movies About White Men Box Office Poison?

Yes, that's definitely the lesson here.
Posted by: I can see clearly now at May

...
Yes. Yes they are.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 29, 2018 01:29 PM (XKUjU)

287 Horde tested, AtC approved.
Because there are few problems that can't be solved with a flamethrower when high explosives are unavailable.


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2018 01:23 PM



And never underestimate the effectiveness of a bluebell approved shiv.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:29 PM (0tfLf)

288 275
Why is it that the GOP has so few members of Congress that can articulate a conservative message?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (rdl6o)

Oh, I don't know. Could it be that the GOP isn't Conservative?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2018 01:29 PM (jxbfJ)

289 How did Ranger Solo perform this weekend?



Were the SJWs vindicated or did Disney manage to lose money on a star wars product?

Posted by: Methos at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (XQvuQ)



Bombed hard.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (72PAC)


Which dies first? John McCain's carcass or Kathleen Kennedy's realm as head of Lucasfilm?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (9chmE)

290 If the childrens want real attention, they should try the lie down shiit in stores at opening on black Thursday or Friday or whatever it is now.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (5NMZN)

291 Why is it that the GOP has so few members of Congress that can articulate a conservative message?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (rdl6o)

Oh, I don't know. Could it be that the GOP isn't Conservative?

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Actually, I think the problem is less in the articulation and more in the execution.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (sX1BW)

292 262 Hyperdrive engaged!!

Han and I are flying the Diversity Falcon to the Hypersexuality Festival on Folsom IV!!

Free bullwhips and spiked leather dog-collars for the kids!
May the Forced Tolerance Be With You!!!

Posted by: Big Ghey Lando!! at May 29, 2018 01:25 PM (2wOtx)


CGI Super Floating Space Leia will be right behind you all the way.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (NL6wI)

293 And an M-80 with a waterproof fuse.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)

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Point of order.


Fuses supply their own oxygen when burnt. That is why they burn underwater.

That is all.

Carry on.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

294 Why is it that the GOP has so few members of Congress that can articulate a conservative message?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM

At a guess, because they aren't really conservatives.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (p+Wdc)

295 Just laying the groundwork for his own prequel:

Darth Mall: Sith Real Estate Development

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (EV+4+)

296 Which dies first? John McCain's carcass or Kathleen Kennedy's realm as head of Lucasfilm?


Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (9chmE)


WRONG!

They're both already dead, they just don't know it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (9chmE)

297 I think it looks dangerous anyway. What about elderly people or people with MS or those that walk with a cane? And you can't get to items because some kids thinks lying down blocking the aisles proves something?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 01:27 PM

....


Completely agree.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (98LLu)

298 ***275 Why is it that the GOP has so few members of Congress that can articulate a conservative message?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (rdl6o)***

Because most conservatives have, ya know, REAL jobs.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (uDcBt)

299 Why is it that the GOP has so few members of Congress that can articulate a conservative message?

Because the best/brightest on the right don't consider politics a career or really even something they should even do. Make money, raise a family, worship, build your community. Politics? No time for that.

The left's best/brightest (relatively speaking) are attracted to the power.

So the right is pretty much always at at a disadvantage in the political arena.

Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (NYS7S)

300 I always like those memes that imagine movies from the complete opposite viewpoint. Star Wars: incestuous brother and sister with daddy issues overthrow the government

Posted by: BigZesty at May 29, 2018 01:31 PM (XcQni)

301 And never underestimate the effectiveness of a bluebell approved shiv.





Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:29 PM

Word.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 29, 2018 01:31 PM (p+Wdc)

302 294 Why is it that the GOP has so few members of Congress that can articulate a conservative message?
_____________________________________

Oh, they articulate a conservative message when they run for office, but after they are elected. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:31 PM (ATVNj)

303 282 How can Disney justify a sequal to Soylo wine it failed to pull in 100 million over the 4 day Memorial Weekend? The production costs were around 250 million that was reported so multiply that by 2 for the real production cost.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (Iq27Y)

============

Plus marketing. And theater revenues.

This Solo movie isn't going to make money itself (who knows if it'll make money when licensing revenue gets counted).

This film's performance is a disaster for Kathleen Kennedy.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me to see her shuffled off to focus on some new start up franchise in the near future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:31 PM (WkCk4)

304 Jenna Bush

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Probably Jenna! Bush now. Please clap.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 01:31 PM (5NMZN)

305 If Maul is running a crime ring against the Empire I would think zvader would pay him a visit .

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 01:31 PM (LiyEm)

306 How can Disney justify a sequal to Soylo wine it failed to pull in 100 million over the 4 day Memorial Weekend? The production costs were around 250 million that was reported so multiply that by 2 for the real production cost.

Posted by: Pickles at May

...

The true beauty of this cluster is that China is snubbing the movie hard.

If we can get out of the loop where the overseas box office can be counted on to break even so long as the movie has six explosions we might actually see something change.

Posted by: TexasDan/I] at May 29, 2018 01:31 PM (XKUjU)

307 rushbo jus repeated Barr's comment bout the farsi ferret.

Posted by: redneck at May 29, 2018 01:32 PM (WX+x0)

308 268 Anyone notice that the left loved Bill Cosby until after he said young black men needed to pull up their pants and act like men?

Or that the left loved Morgan Freemen until he went on CNN and said that he did not feel that being black keeps black people from becoming wealthy?

I'll just leave that right here.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:27 PM (ATVNj)

Cosby initially critizend black women for kicking dads out of the home and embracing single motherhood. There was a study done where this has become an epidemic in the black community.

And the saying goes that when the white community catches a cold then the black community has deadly flu.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:32 PM (Iq27Y)

309 This film's performance is a disaster for Kathleen Kennedy.


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Weren't her big qualifications that she has a vagina and used to bring George Lucas coffee?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:32 PM (VgKNm)

310 >>rushbo jus repeated Barr's comment bout the farsi ferret.



What did she say?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 01:32 PM (W+vEI)

311 >>Fuses supply their own oxygen when burnt. That is why they burn underwater. That is all.
Carry on. Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

This is not always correct.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 01:33 PM (Bdeb0)

312 If Maul is running a crime ring against the Empire I would think zvader would pay him a visit .
Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 01:31 PM (LiyEm)


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BUT HE'S DEAD...... I WATCHED HIS CUT IN HALF BODY FALL TO THE BOTTOM!!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

313 Thay Tholo old friend, may I borrow my, ack, your thip, next Friday? I need to go antiquing on Tattooine. I am going with Big Gay Darth Maul, it will be FABULOUS! You are free to come too, juth leave the furry freak behind. Tee hee! - Pan-sexual Lando

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 29, 2018 01:33 PM (DxWUs)

314 @275

Because the vast overwhelming majority of GOP critters are CON-servitives.

Simply put, they are liars and charletans.


With the exception of a few, Donald Trump is the most conservative politician in the US today.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 29, 2018 01:33 PM (UfMVm)

315 What is the connection between guns and groceries, again?

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:33 PM (2LelM)

316 309 Hopefully the former was not the vessel for the latter....

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 01:33 PM (LiyEm)

317

I think it looks dangerous anyway. What about elderly people or people with MS or those that walk with a cane? And you can't get to items because some kids thinks lying down blocking the aisles proves something?

It's a felony:

Section 241 of Title 18 is the civil rights conspiracy statute. Section 241 makes it unlawful for two or more persons to agree together to injure, threaten, or intimidate a person in any state, territory or district in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him/her by the Constitution or the laws of the Unites States, (or because of his/her having exercised the same). Unlike most conspiracy statutes, Section 241 does not require that one of the conspirators commit an overt act prior to the conspiracy becoming a crime.

Paging Pam Bondi, Pam Bondi to the white courtesy phone. Pam Bondi...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 01:33 PM (GdWl+)

318 With the exception of a few, Donald Trump is the most conservative politician in the US today.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 29, 2018 01:33 PM (UfMVm)

I'd c all it common sense, but why quibble

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2018 01:33 PM (Lg2h/)

319
It honestly wouldn't surprise me to see her shuffled off to focus on some new start up franchise in the near future.


Lesbian Fembots from the Sammich Galaxy. Their spaceships are repurposed DeLoreans.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:34 PM (NoLse)

320 >>304 Jenna Bush

Is there a good reason she's not an installation in the Barron Trump Recreational Zoo?

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)

321 What is the connection between guns and groceries, again?

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:33 PM (2LelM)


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High school kids can buy groceries.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:34 PM (VgKNm)

322 The Hoggerator isn't the mastermind of this movement, I surmise.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (RD7QR)






Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation.....


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2018 12:49 PM (XWkhW)


No, they're just running out the old playbook from 1968. They really don't have anything new. Gun control is an old one, die-ins are old tactics. The only thing new is the spokestwerp.

Code Pink, Occupy, BLM - it has all been done before, so much so that normal people walk around (or over) it and the only people paying attention are politicians, news people, and us.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 29, 2018 01:34 PM (hLRSq)

323 What did she say?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 01:32 PM (W+vEI)

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Valjar is what you would have if the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes had a baby.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:34 PM (8XRCm)

324 What is the connection between guns and groceries, again?

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Its easier to buy guns than groceries.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:34 PM (sX1BW)

325 309 This film's performance is a disaster for Kathleen Kennedy.


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Weren't her big qualifications that she has a vagina and used to bring George Lucas coffee?


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:32 PM


I thought it was because she had a big vagina and brought Lucas his coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:35 PM (0tfLf)

326 It honestly wouldn't surprise me to see her shuffled off to focus on some new start up franchise in the near future.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:31 PM (WkCk4)

How to Succeed by Failing and Losing Other People's Money.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:35 PM (Iq27Y)

327
315 What is the connection between guns and groceries, again?
Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:33 PM (2LelM)


Pop Tarts nibbled into handgun shapes, duh.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:35 PM (NoLse)

328
285 DARTH MAUL???
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SHOULDNT HE BE *DEAD* ???


bit of duct tape will fix that right up

Posted by: Darth Red Green at May 29, 2018 01:35 PM (sGtp+)

329 324 What is the connection between guns and groceries, again?
______________________________________

If you criminalize groceries, only criminals will have groceries.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:35 PM (ATVNj)

330 Are those wacky people protesting the NRA by lying in the produce section of a grocery store?
I don't get it.

Posted by: Fritz at May 29, 2018 01:36 PM (J7XgW)

331 Oh, I don't know. Could it be that the GOP isn't Conservative?Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2018 01:29 PM

You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2018 01:36 PM (ctuyM)

332 Publix caved and now the childrens' crusade is marching to the nearest Trump property. fiahworks.

Posted by: redneck at May 29, 2018 01:36 PM (WX+x0)

333 Its easier to buy guns than groceries.


That's because of the grocery store loophole.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2018 01:36 PM (O5Q3r)

334 Felony grapes.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 01:36 PM (+lOpA)

335 >>Valjar is what you would have if the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes had a baby.




Oh, geez.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

336 I think it looks dangerous anyway. What about elderly people or people with MS or those that walk with a cane? And you can't get to items because some kids thinks lying down blocking the aisles proves something?

It's a felony:

Section 241 of Title 18 is the civil rights conspiracy statute. Section 241



As I said over on GAB, think about that "thin blue line" next time someone says you must back the blue.

The "blue" stand there and let this happen. They stand there and let antifa do their thing. They stand there and let the left shut down conservative speakers on campus...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 01:36 PM (KpEyG)

337 What is the connection between guns and groceries, again?

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Kids know almost as much about firearms as they do cooking.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:36 PM (VgKNm)

338 309 This film's performance is a disaster for Kathleen Kennedy.


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Weren't her big qualifications that she has a vagina and used to bring George Lucas coffee?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:32 PM (VgKNm)

============

Steven Spielberg.

I'm not the first to say it, but there are several types of producers in Hollywood.

Two major categories are the artistic manager, and the studio head.

The artistic manager example would be Kevin Feige. He's the guy who understands the property and creative side enough that he can micromanage parts of production while hiring people he knows can work well within boxes he dictates.

The studio head example would be Kathleen Kennedy. This person gets money in place for someone to use creatively.

She is definitely the studio head, but thinks she's the artistic manager. She's the Hillary Clinton of the movie world. In this analogy, Steven Spielberg is Bill Clinton, the incredibly gifted half of the pair. Kennedy, like Hillary, stood next to talent and thought that she absorbed the talent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:36 PM (WkCk4)

339 I thought that grocery die-in thing was a warning about eating romaine lettuce.

Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2018 01:37 PM (7n4KQ)

340 Why didn't pubix just have them arrested?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 29, 2018 01:37 PM (i8hPq)

341 I think Star Wars is stalling, unlike Marvel for two reasons.

Disney's not adding anything to the Star Wars universe, even for the casual fans. "The Force Woke" was "A New Hope" with a chick in the lead, an insulting Mary Sue, at that. Oh, and they killed one of the fan favorite characters in a humiliating, worthless way. Why not have Han, wounded, stay behind to stall the troops chasing the heroes?

I haven't seen "The Last Jedi", but the plot summaries say
it's "The Empire Strikes Back" without the empire, and salt instead of snow. Oh, and a casino world with an animal liberation sub-plot instead of betrayal and loss at Cloud City. And they kill another of the favorite characters in a humiliating, worthless way.

"Rogue One" did nothing to advance the story. It literally just filled in the few weeks leading up to "A New Hope". It could have been a well-told war story, but apparently Disney didn't want to have an actual war story in the Star Wars franchise...

Marvel's apparently going over old ground the True Fans know about, but the casual fans aren't familiar with the material, so it's effectively new.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2018 01:37 PM (fVubI)

342 Darth Maul?

The Red Devil himself?

Posted by: JAS at May 29, 2018 01:37 PM (ii30j)

343 Groceries feed the American gun epidemic!

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 01:37 PM (5NMZN)

344 No, really-because of medical conditions I sometimes stumble when walking (and no, it's not as a result of drinking). I can just see reaching for a piece of fruit while impeded by some SJW teen and tumbling down on top of them. It would not make me sympathetic to their cause. It's not as if they're being fired on by water hoses or attacked by on the street in the cause of civil rights.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 01:37 PM (vw6r3)

345 I thought it was because she had a big vagina and brought Lucas his coffee.
_____________________________________

Wait. She brought him coffee in her vagina?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:37 PM (ATVNj)

346 What is the connection between guns and groceries, again?
Posted by: Gumby


Public grocery stores donated to a pro gun candidate.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 01:38 PM (KpEyG)

347 Steven Spielberg.

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Thanks. Good point with the Clinton comparison, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:38 PM (VgKNm)

348 Valjar is what you would have if the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes had a baby.




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Oh, geez.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 01:36 PM (W+vEI)


That's our Rosanne. Classy, as always.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 29, 2018 01:38 PM (9chmE)

349

If the childrens want real attention, they should try the lie down shiit in stores at opening on black Thursday or Friday or whatever it is now.


"Why is the floor so lumpy?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 01:38 PM (GdWl+)

350 What is the connection between guns and groceries, again?
Posted by: Gumby


Public grocery stores donated to a pro gun candidate.
Posted by: rickb223


Publix.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 01:38 PM (KpEyG)

351 I've pretty much stopped using the public library. I'm tired of it being a homeless shelter and tired of it devoting so much space to computers rather than books. Let someone else fund and use that nonsense.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 29, 2018 01:38 PM (5HBd1)

352 335 >>Valjar is what you would have if the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes had a baby.




Oh, geez.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

She's not wrong and not as low as Commie/Leftist humor.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:38 PM (Iq27Y)

353 What Roseanne said about ValJar is no worse than what is said about Trump and his family every day by thousands.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 01:39 PM (LiyEm)

354
And an M-80 with a waterproof fuse.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)

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Point of order.


Fuses supply their own oxygen when burnt. That is why they burn underwater.

That is all.

Carry on.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:30 PM (8XRCm)








SOMEONE has gone fishing with a Du Pont Lure before......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2018 01:39 PM (eXA4G)

355 What is the connection between guns and groceries, again?

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It involves the inhumane way that fruit hunters ensnare unsuspecting fruit and then sell it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 29, 2018 01:39 PM (7ZVPa)

356 339 I thought that grocery die-in thing was a warning about eating romaine lettuce.
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Yuma cut Romaine Lettuce. Let's be specific here. And the come with spiders.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:39 PM (2LelM)

357 324 What is the connection between guns and groceries, again?

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Its easier to buy guns than groceries.
Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:34 PM (sX1BW)

Yep. Just get a six-pack of glocks at the corner 7-Eleven.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

358 Weren't her big qualifications that she has a vagina and used to bring George Lucas coffee?


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:32 PM



Well, that certainly brings new meaning to Thermos.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2018 01:39 PM (ctuyM)

359 "This 128 oz. jar of lutefisk is getting mighty slippery!"

Posted by: Octopussy at May 29, 2018 01:39 PM (r6yPR)

360

You just know that kid lying on the ground in that pic is hoping for an upskirt look-see. He's not completely dead, only mostly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 01:39 PM (GdWl+)

361 Why didn't pubix just have them arrested?

Posted by: Minnfidel


Supposedly the cops were there.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (KpEyG)

362 To be fair, I believe Roseanne was taking about the muppet looking apes from the 1968 Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (Iq27Y)

363 Guns vs. groceries is simple. Person A fails to arm himself and hordes food. If TSHTF person B who did not horde food takes it away at the point of a gun. This is why person A should own an AR-15 and a Glock 19 plus lots of ammunition. It is not enough to horde food. Guns bring balance to the equation of survival. IOW, it's not an either-or between guns and groceries - both are required should the unimaginable occur.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (md3fh)

364 Is there a good reason she's not an installation in the Barron Trump Recreational Zoo?

Kid has standards.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (fVubI)

365 HELP! - I've fallen and can't get up!

Posted by: DJIA at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (ceO1t)

366 CGI Super Floating Space Leia will be right behind you all the way....
Did you pay Big Mouse for that mental reproduction and or likeness of officially licensed intellectual property?

Posted by: Disney at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (2wOtx)

367
How can Disney justify a sequal to Soylo wine it failed to pull in 100
million over the 4 day Memorial Weekend? The production costs were
around 250 million that was reported so multiply that by 2 for the real
production cost.
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And remember that it was a big deal that disney forced theaters to agree to a 50/50 cut on ticket sales (and keeping it on the biggest screens for four weeks) for Last Jedi, usually Disney only gets 40%.

Which is to say, they lost money on Ranger Solo.

Posted by: Methos at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (XQvuQ)

368 How long are we stalling for again?

Posted by: TexasDan/I] at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (XKUjU)

369 I thought it was because she had a big vagina and brought Lucas his coffee.

_____________________________________



Wait. She brought him coffee in her vagina?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:37 PM

No, no, no...she brought him a vagina to enjoy with his coffee. I know this grapevine.

Posted by: Johnny Dangerously at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (p+Wdc)

370 Also to be fair, Var Jar looks like a Muppet.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (Iq27Y)

371
Wait. She brought him coffee in her vagina?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:37 PM (ATVNj)


To be fair, it once may have been a perky vagina.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (NoLse)

372 There's no way that Hogg would look up a woman's dress. A guy's shorts on the other hand...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2018 01:41 PM (OLCnA)

373 Darth Maul groceries are half off?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:41 PM (ATVNj)

374 The local library here mixed in the Sci-Fi with all the other fiction.


idiots.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 01:41 PM (+lOpA)

375
You just know that new Pompeii photo is going to become a meme.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 01:41 PM (r+sAi)

376 As I noted in a comment yesterday, a die in should require real dying. Otherwise it's just kabuki BS.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 01:41 PM (md3fh)

377 Wait. She brought him coffee in her vagina?

Good to the last drop.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2018 01:42 PM (kqsXK)

378 Wherin I fix my close tag

Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 01:42 PM (XKUjU)

379 And an M-80 with a waterproof fuse.
Posted by: Zod
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Point of order.

Fuses supply their own oxygen when burnt. That is why they burn underwater.

That is all.

Carry on.
Posted by: fixerupper

SOMEONE has gone fishing with a Du Pont Lure before......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur



Green waterproof cannon fuse FTW!


Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 01:42 PM (KpEyG)

380 How long are we stalling for again?
Posted by: TexasDan/I] at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (XKUjU)


We need a shot clock.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2018 01:42 PM (O5Q3r)

381 What's all this fuss about Stalin for time? Hogg is always acting like Stalin!

Posted by: emily litella at May 29, 2018 01:42 PM (Evws/)

382 So....those mole control smoke bombs are on Aisle 5?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:42 PM (0tfLf)

383 I think Kennedy has produced some good films. Did she actually direct this one or just produce it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 01:42 PM (vw6r3)

384 Isn't Jenna Bush married?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 01:42 PM (98LLu)

385 If Maul is running a crime ring against the Empire I would think zvader would pay him a visit .
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Palpatine took care of it himself in one of the later episodes of The Clone Wars

Posted by: Methos at May 29, 2018 01:42 PM (XQvuQ)

386 You guys are hilarious.

Posted by: Chris M at May 29, 2018 01:43 PM (eAZVt)

387 It doesn't feel like Rapey Tuesday.... Yet.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:43 PM (Iq27Y)

388 357
324 What is the connection between guns and groceries, again?



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Its easier to buy guns than groceries.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:34 PM (sX1BW)



Yep. Just get a six-pack of glocks at the corner 7-Eleven.

Posted by: jonceli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

Back in the good ole days of the mid-80's, in San Angelo, TX, you could go to the HEB grocery store and purchase pistols or ammo. You could not buy ammo for the pistol at the same time. Unless the ammo was a different caliber than the pistol.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 29, 2018 01:43 PM (DxWUs)

389 The easiest way to get rid of those kids is to pass out job applications. They'll be gone in seconds.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 29, 2018 01:43 PM (jp0Bv)

390
Also to be fair, Var Jar looks like a Muppet.
Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (Iq27Y)

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So does James Carville.


He looks like a wool Muppet washed on HOT and dried on HIGH.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

391 So Publix didn't call the cops and have the brats thrown out?

Okay. Maybe I should trip on one of the darlings.
And have an ambulance chaser on speed dial.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 29, 2018 01:43 PM (0jtPF)

392 How long are we stalling for again?
Posted by: TexasDan/I] at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (XKUjU)


We need a shot clock.

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There really is no new news. You can only put up so many post of Trump posterizing the left.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:43 PM (sX1BW)

393 365 HELP! - I've fallen and can't get up!

Posted by: DJIA at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (ceO1t)

______________________________________

Thank you, Italy.

Friggin' gabones.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:43 PM (ATVNj)

394 No time toulouse?

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 01:43 PM (+lOpA)

395 The speculation yesterday was that we'd be waiting for Ace to get back from Fire Island. Perhaps the ferry is delayed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (ctuyM)

396 383 I think Kennedy has produced some good films. Did she actually direct this one or just produce it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 01:42 PM (vw6r3)

============

Pure producer.

I really wish she would try to write and direct, though.

Take $10 million of studio money to write her low-rent Joss Weadon knockoff, get kicked around by everyone because it's terrible, and forget all her dreams of being a creative type in a creative industry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (WkCk4)

397 ABC has cancelled Roseanne.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (HiDrR)

398 r barr show is cancelled, that is all.

Posted by: redneck at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (WX+x0)

399 389 The easiest way to get rid of those kids is to pass out job applications. They'll be gone in seconds.


Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 29, 2018 01:43 PM



I gaffawed.


Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (0tfLf)

400 Hogg doesn't understand that he is only a symbom for the left and they will toss him over when they no longer need him.
and just noticed on Fox Biz news: ABC cancels 'Roseanne' ... wonder why.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (KxbBq)

401 ABC has cancelled Roseanne.
Posted by: IrishEi



Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (KpEyG)

402 How come some bloggers get their names highlighted in red and everyone else is black. This seems racisty.

Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (2LelM)

403 391 So Publix didn't call the cops and have the brats thrown out?


....


Throw out the brats?!?!

Hater!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (98LLu)

404 Roseanne's been cancelled by ABC.

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1001520999744106496

Posted by: The Institute at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (nGsFZ)

405 Isn't Jenna Bush married?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 01:42 PM (98LLu)

---------To a Hager - a thin man no doubt.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 01:45 PM (5NMZN)

406 For any of you who didn't follow down the chain of twitter comments, this was posted there:
http://tinyurl.com/y9hbmage

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2018 01:45 PM (9tO1t)

407 397 ABC has cancelled Roseanne.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (HiDrR)

Tig if Brue.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:45 PM (Iq27Y)

408 Next up in news: Rosanne Barr self-funds all new comedy TV network....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 01:45 PM (AURKQ)

409 well, I guess that's the last we'll hear of Roseanne. Or maybe ABC.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 29, 2018 01:45 PM (FOPyv)

410 Watch. Roseanne and Last Man Standing on Fox.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:45 PM (ATVNj)

411 >>What Roseanne said about ValJar is no worse than what is said about Trump and his family every day by thousands.



Sure. We know that, and we've seen this double standard in place for decades - Democrats/the Left can say the worst things and rarely pay for it. Usually only happens when they unintentionally insult one of their own constituencies (e.g. gay slur).

However, it's just best not to use any monkey/gorilla reference when insulting someone who's black. It taps into a long history of that kind of insult and never ends well. Never. You can't explain/logic out of the visceral reaction this causes.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 01:45 PM (W+vEI)

412 ABC has cancelled Roseanne.<<<<
Ace has a new time staller.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 01:45 PM (r+sAi)

413
380 How long are we stalling for again?
Posted by: TexasDan/I] at May 29, 2018 01:40 PM (XKUjU)


#TwoWeeks

Posted by: DJIA at May 29, 2018 01:45 PM (ceO1t)

414 373 Darth Maul groceries are half off?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 01:41 PM (ATVNj)

Half off Darth Maul Vagina Coffee! Even better than that stuff shit out by civets!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

415 with guns u can always make groceries.

Posted by: redneck at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (WX+x0)

416 When I was a kid I used to wander over to a neighbor's when they were slaughtering hogs. Boy would they squeal. Hmm, hogs --> Hogg --> slaughter, some assembly required.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (md3fh)

417 something to do with something Roseanne said on twitter. Don't care.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (KxbBq)

418 404 Roseanne's been cancelled by ABC.

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1001520999744106496
Posted by: The Institute at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (nGsFZ)

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Good.

Let ABC now make that policy on every show they have.

If their star says something that someone believes to be abhorrent, ABC must cancel that show.

Hell, make it Disney wide. Cancel shows on ESPN and movies from every division when someone says something nasty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (WkCk4)

419 The speculation yesterday was that we'd be waiting for Ace to get back from Fire Island. Perhaps the ferry is delayed.


Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (ctuyM)

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Or the fairy.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (5NMZN)

420 Re: Roseanne

That just reminded me to cancel Netflix (literally just did it).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (luLpj)

421 However, it's just best not to use any monkey/gorilla reference when insulting someone who's black....
"White privilege".
yeah, right.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (2wOtx)

422 "Literally perfect symbolism."
Given that symbolism, by definition, cannot be literal, ....

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (0jtPF)

423 Throw out the brats?!?!

Hater!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (98LLu)

...


Well.....if they had ketchup on them, it's my opinion....only mustard on brats....

Posted by: Rehashed AoS Thread at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (98LLu)

424
402 How come some bloggers get their names highlighted in red and everyone else is black. This seems racisty.
Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (2LelM)


We have something filled in for our URL field.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (NoLse)

425 I don't believe her comments were worth cancelling the show over. But I'm not a thin skinned Commie either.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (Iq27Y)

426 Rosanne will be remembered for the role she played in the great Twitter war of the early 21st century.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (sX1BW)

427 Ahhh-Because someone(s) complained it was racist to compare ValJar to "Planet of the Apes"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (vw6r3)

428 424
402 How come some bloggers get their names highlighted in red and everyone else is black. This seems racisty.
Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (2LelM)

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Link in the nic!

Click it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (WkCk4)

429 ABC has cancelled Roseanne.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (HiDrR)


Now John Goodman gets to really concentrate on his Burger King commercials.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (kqsXK)

430 ABC has cancelled Roseanne.

Disney couldn't stand the anti-virtue-signalling, huh?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (ZGrMX)

431 I would have been stomping on balls in that supermarket.

Posted by: Archer at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (gmo/4)

432 wow, an allegation of racism. Could be fatal. if this was 1991.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (FOPyv)

433 Red nic means there is a link to a web site. I have just reactivated my blog, started in 2006 and having left it in limbo the last five years.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (md3fh)

434
Weren't her big qualifications that she has a vagina and used to bring George Lucas coffee?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 01:32 PM (VgKNm)







So she's Pepper Potts....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (eXA4G)

435 Good.

Let ABC now make that policy on every show they have.

If their star says something that someone believes to be abhorrent, ABC must cancel that show.

Hell, make it Disney wide. Cancel shows on ESPN and movies from every division when someone says something nasty.

----------

In other news, we have hired Keith Olberman back.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (sX1BW)

436 HOLY CRAP, "Thou Shalt Not Diss Valerie Fuckin Jarrett" is the new law of the land????????????

Posted by: Beverly at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (HqEHV)

437 ABC has cancelled Roseanne.

Disney couldn't stand the anti-virtue-signalling

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profits are soooo yucjy.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (FOPyv)

438
ABC has cancelled Roseanne.

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Awwww..... cmon. No sense of humor????


Its not like she held up the Presidents severed head or called for Sarah Palin to be gang raped. Or called Baron autistic. Or ridiculed the First lady's accent.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

439 Roseanne is cancelled, says Rush.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Felsen at May 29, 2018 01:48 PM (BPh/8)

440 CNBC just said that ABC cancelled the Rosanne show. That didn't take long

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2018 01:48 PM (OLCnA)

441 @341


The main problems are the following...

They wasted the opportunities and amazing story line possbilities with Han, Luke and Leia by killing, they essentially killed them all in two pictures.


Rey literally has had no real story arc or struggles, she's a bad ass Jedi warrior, pilot, fighter, etc. from jump street with virtually no training or struggle, which makes her a boring character.


Various other nonsensical SJW bullshit that pisses off hardcore fans who just want exciting Star Wars stories.



I wouldn't be surprised if Star Wars IX is 2 hours plus of Kathleen Kennedy giving the middle finger to the audience.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 29, 2018 01:48 PM (UfMVm)

442 Hogg doesn't understand that he is only a symbom for the left and they will toss him over when they no longer need him.
------------

AKA 'tool', and 'useful idiot'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2018 01:48 PM (ZpfqO)

443 397 ABC has cancelled Roseanne.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (HiDrR)

That didn't take long.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

444 427 Ahhh-Because someone(s) complained it was racist to compare ValJar to "Planet of the Apes"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (vw6r3)


I thought she meant "POTA" comparison from a political standpoint of ape society, not physiognomy.
From that metric, she looks like some sort of strange Gerry & Syliva Anderson puppet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2018 01:48 PM (VM6ev)

445 435 Good.

Let ABC now make that policy on every show they have.

If their star says something that someone believes to be abhorrent, ABC must cancel that show.

Hell, make it Disney wide. Cancel shows on ESPN and movies from every division when someone says something nasty.

----------

In other news, we have hired Keith Olberman back.
Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (sX1BW)

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And remember, it's not just firing the person, it's cancelling the show.

Sportscenter better get cancelled soon, or else we know that ABC and Disney are on one side of this culture war.

Why are you looking at me like that? You didn't know this already?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:49 PM (mukob)

446 We have something filled in for our URL field.
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Exclusionary!!!

Reductionst!!!

My truth is disrespected!

Posted by: simplemind at May 29, 2018 01:49 PM (Hd0/O)

447 Also?

Valerie Jarrett isn't black. She's Iranian.

But the speech-grabbers won't notice.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 29, 2018 01:49 PM (2wOtx)

448 442. First ones lined up against a wall, if he gets his way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 01:49 PM (fA1SL)

449 436 HOLY CRAP, "Thou Shalt Not Diss Valerie Fuckin Jarrett" is the new law of the land????????????
Posted by: Beverly at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (HqEHV)


Well, she is an ex US president...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2018 01:49 PM (VM6ev)

450

How come some bloggers get their names highlighted in red and everyone else is black. This seems racisty.

Click on my red nic. I double-dawg dare ya.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 01:49 PM (GdWl+)

451 I would not advocate dissing Valerie Jarrett. Introducing her to a trebuchet, however, would be acceptable. Missing Valerie Jarrett would be sweet when she's gone.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 01:49 PM (md3fh)

452 SOMEONE has gone fishing with a Du Pont Lure before......





Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2018 01:39 PM (eXA4G)

===========================
Trolling!

Posted by: mrp at May 29, 2018 01:49 PM (Pqytn)

453 Wasn't it Disney who made the movie Show Dogs (or something) that had parts teaching kids to go to their happy place when touched on their privates by strangers.....grooming? Didn't they have massive pushback and had to pull the Movie?

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:49 PM (Iq27Y)

454 I wouldn't be surprised if Star Wars IX is 2 hours plus of Kathleen Kennedy giving the middle finger to the audience.

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globohomo cucks and their manjaws don't seem to know the time.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 29, 2018 01:50 PM (FOPyv)

455 Amazing disappearing nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2018 01:50 PM (ycWCI)

456 ABC has cancelled Roseanne.



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Awwww..... cmon. No sense of humor????





Its not like she held up the Presidents severed head or called for
Sarah Palin to be gang raped. Or called Baron autistic. Or ridiculed
the First lady's accent.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

Quick, can you write those into a weekly sitcom? We have money to burn here at Netflix! Just the other day we hired the Obama's now we just need to fill their creative outlet with edgy programming.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 29, 2018 01:50 PM (DxWUs)

457 Sportscenter better get cancelled soon, or else we know that ABC and Disney are on one side of this culture war.

---------

We already know the answer.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 01:50 PM (sX1BW)

458 My wife left our kids once in the store because they wouldn't behave. Drove right off and left them. (drove around the store). I know, different times.

Plus, tantrums got you a spanking.

Kid never misbehaved after mom left that day.


Posted by: Archer at May 29, 2018 01:50 PM (gmo/4)

459 Hey!
I was first on the nood and then it went away.
What did I ever do to Pixy?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 01:50 PM (0tfLf)

460 >> HOLY CRAP, "Thou Shalt Not Diss Valerie Fuckin Jarrett" is the new law of the land????????????




Yup.


Even better was Wanda Sykes quitting as a writer on the show before the cancellation.

Sykes cannot go 5 minutes without referencing race. It is the only tool in her toolbox. It's always. "black people clah blah blah. Crackers be blah blah blah..."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 01:50 PM (W+vEI)

461 @440

You knew they would contrive something to get that show off the air, like they got Last Man Standing off the air.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 29, 2018 01:50 PM (UfMVm)

462 nood is back

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:51 PM (mukob)

463 447 Also?

Valerie Jarrett isn't black. She's Iranian.

But the speech-grabbers won't notice.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 29, 2018 01:49 PM (2wOtx)

She is black, born to black Americans in Iran.

Posted by: josephistan at May 29, 2018 01:51 PM (7HtZB)

464 The Grocery store should send the organizer of the die in a bill for floor space rental and lost revenue. $100k should cover it. I bet the Anti Gun Orgs website was on the printed signs some of them were holding.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 29, 2018 01:51 PM (aVYsC)

465 Is Ace playing Lucy with the football with us? Look, a Nood! Whoops.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 01:51 PM (md3fh)

466 How come some bloggers get their names highlighted in red and everyone else is black. This seems racisty.
Posted by: Gumby at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (2LelM)

We have something filled in for our URL field.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2018 01:46 PM (NoLse)

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Link in the nic!

Click it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Rick roll link to TrigglyPuff in a bikini!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 01:51 PM (KpEyG)

467

NOOD. Guess.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 29, 2018 01:52 PM (VM6ev)

468

I wouldn't be surprised if Star Wars IX is 2 hours plus of Kathleen Kennedy giving the middle finger to the audience.


Sooo, a remake of the movie ASS! from the movie Idiocracy?

How positively meta.

Or maybe it's a prequel...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 01:52 PM (GdWl+)

469 466 Link in the nic!

Click it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Rick roll link to TrigglyPuff in a bikini!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 01:51 PM (KpEyG)

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Didn't have time.

Had to act fast.

Buy my books!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:52 PM (mukob)

470 Roseanne told Chelsea and Soros to fuck off as well as Jarrett so for this she must die.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycoluqpp

Firing:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9wjeowy

BTW, Joy Reid could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2018 01:52 PM (Evws/)

471
She is black, born to black Americans in Iran.
....

Sure.
Just like Barack Obama was "black".

And American.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 29, 2018 01:52 PM (2wOtx)

472 Roseann cancelled by ABC
Another scalp for the SJWs

Posted by: Harry at May 29, 2018 01:52 PM (OH8Uc)

473
Link in the nic!



Click it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 29, 2018 01:47 PM (WkCk4)

Its a Yoko video!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 29, 2018 01:52 PM (aljs9)

474 Nood back up

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 01:53 PM (KpEyG)

475 Ashe Schow summed up my feelings on Roseanne:

"It was a super popular show that pro-Trump people could enjoy. There was always going to be a target on her back and she gave them what they wanted."

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 29, 2018 01:53 PM (OD2ni)

476 The original planet of apes were Muppets. It's actually a good joke and funny in that context because Val Jar looks like a Muppet.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 01:53 PM (Iq27Y)

477 NOOD. Guess.
Great a thread about tight, women's jeans!!! Woohoo!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2018 01:53 PM (Evws/)

478 Nood Rosanne's show canceled over Jarret tweet.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 29, 2018 01:53 PM (aVYsC)

479
Awwww..... cmon. No sense of humor????

Its not like she held up the Presidents severed head or called for Sarah Palin to be gang raped. Or called Baron autistic. Or ridiculed the First lady's accent.

----

posted again for appropriateness

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

480 182 164
Several commenters had suggestions earlier about the grocery lie-in.



Like, hard avocados, cart full of dog food cans going fast, spilled
ammonia and bleach in the aisle, drop a carton of eggs while checking
them. Couple more above like steel toed boots. Milania-style high heels
come to mind, too.



I was thinking about the 5-gallon water bottles at our store - you can fit three in a cart...



[Leans toward mic in lamp with Richard Nixon voice:] But... that would be wrong!

Posted by: mindful webworker - oops did I drop that big open box of cayenne pepper? Sorrrr-ry at May 29, 2018 01:10 PM (HGnKA
Ifyou are fortunate to live in a state that allows grocery stores to sell wine - wine bottles would definitely leave a mark on their forehead.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

You're thinking too small. You need to convince them to do it at Costco or Sam's club and roll a 50 gallon drum of mayo over them.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 29, 2018 01:53 PM (kfcYC)

481 > HOLY CRAP, "Thou Shalt Not Diss Valerie Fuckin Jarrett" is the new law of the land????????????




Yup.


Even better was Wanda Sykes quitting as a writer on the show before the cancellation.

Sykes cannot go 5 minutes without referencing race. It is the only tool in her toolbox. It's always. "black people clah blah blah. Crackers be blah blah blah..."
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 01:50 PM (W+vEI)

It was the "Planet of the Apes" comment. As soon as I heard it this morning, I knew she was toast.
But ABC was looking for an excuse.

Posted by: Shep at May 29, 2018 01:53 PM (7uYFy)

482 http://bit.ly/2L7x9pE
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Thread by @rising_serpent: 1. The stratosphere above politicians is occupied by spooks. They sway and control most of what happens in politics. What happens when tools
=====
Twitter has suspended Vachel Lindsay's aka REX account (again).

Probably as a result of an epic thread he tweeted yesterday.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 29, 2018 01:55 PM (y3aQB)

483 Take your stinking paws off my nic you damn dirty ape!

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 01:55 PM (5NMZN)

484 188 Was Rose more annoying than Jar Jar Binks? I think so.

I heard "Solo (In the Theater): A Star Wars Travesty" has a character more annoying than Rose and Jar Jar.

Apparently someone thought the "House Elves Liberation Front" from Harry Potter was an amusing and heart-warming part of the universe, rather than an annoying sub-plot that illuminated what a worthless twat Hermione was. Seriously -- Harry Potter liberated more house elves with a sock than Hermione did with her signs and slogans.

So they added a "droid liberation activist" to the Solo movie. Because it needed it...?

Now, an ACTUAL look into WHY the Star Wars universe has the policies it does towards droids would be an interesting story. I don't trust Hollywood or most mass-market publishers with the story, but it could be interesting. I mean, for all that droids are supposedly "exploited", clones are treated worse! How did that happen?!
Posted by: Rob Crawford

Disney has been exploiting droids for decades.

Posted by: Pirate of the Caribean at May 29, 2018 01:55 PM (kfcYC)

485 I am sorry... but she should be ashamed of that Racist statement...

Its denigrating to my entire RACE!

Posted by: Dr. Cornelius at May 29, 2018 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

486 I want one of them to try and get in the way of my wife while she is trying to shop.

Never mind my ~~ feet of bad attitude. I am the least of their worries.

She can be brutal and uncaring. Please do not ask me how I know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 01:58 PM (hyuyC)

487 440 CNBC just said that ABC cancelled the Rosanne show. That didn't take long
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2018 01:48 PM (OLCnA)


I bet they were waiting for an excuse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 01:58 PM (YqDXo)

488 Is it possible to have a literal symbol?

Posted by: Scott M at May 29, 2018 01:58 PM (1TIkK)

489 I think ABC should shutdown for a day like Starbucks and put all their crackers into reeducation shame sessions.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 29, 2018 02:00 PM (FOPyv)

490 So why is a Planet of the Apes reference racist in talking about ValJar? She's not black, is she? I thought she was Iranian.

I don't understand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

491 418 404 Roseanne's been cancelled by ABC.

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1001520999744106496
Posted by: The Institute at May 29, 2018 01:44 PM (nGsFZ)

===============

Good.

Let ABC now make that policy on every show they have.

If their star says something that someone believes to be abhorrent, ABC must cancel that show.

Hell, make it Disney wide. Cancel shows on ESPN and movies from every division when someone says something nasty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'm sure every leftist jerk on every show on ABC has said or done something worse. I wouldn't be surprised if someone dragged it up and made ABC eat it or cancel it.

I never watch ABC so I'm converting my quality-based boycott to a political-based boycott.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 29, 2018 02:04 PM (kfcYC)

492 First they came for Publix and I said nothing......
Posted by: Piggly Wiggly at May 29, 2018 01:02 PM (ptqGC)
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Then, they came for Piggly Wiggly, and I said nothing.

Posted by: Harris Teeter at May 29, 2018 02:06 PM (UiRxW)

493 18 How many were stepped on? Accidentally on purpose.
Posted by: Lester at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (LfJIn)

And what would the liability issues be, if I trip over one of them and strain my neck and need physical therapy, for example?

Posted by: m at May 29, 2018 02:07 PM (0bRDi)

494 362 To be fair, I believe Roseanne was taking about the muppet looking apes from the 1968 Planet of the Apes.
Posted by: Pickles

To be really fair, ValJar is persian. It wasn't a racist joke it was an dumb ugly islamist scumbag joke. Rosanne should have said Muslim brotherhood mated with Planet of the Rats.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 29, 2018 02:07 PM (kfcYC)

495 463 447 Also?

Valerie Jarrett isn't black. She's Iranian.

But the speech-grabbers won't notice.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 29, 2018 01:49 PM (2wOtx)

She is black, born to black Americans in Iran.
Posted by: josephistan

Then why does she look (and act) like a rat? You're not making sense.

Posted by: Dirks Stewn DA 1977 at May 29, 2018 02:17 PM (kfcYC)

496

Just remember that Hogg is in fact an "ADULT".

- That sad gun-grabbing ideologue should be treated accordingly.






Posted by: Cold Civil War at May 29, 2018 02:18 PM (Z2PYk)

497 So the cops show up and there are two complaints, looking up dresses and hand stomped for looking up dresses. Who is arrested?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 29, 2018 02:38 PM (e1mEI)

498 So the cops show up and there are two complaints, looking up dresses and hand stomped for looking up dresses. Who is arrested?



Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew


The optometrist ?

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 03:15 PM (IhOkc)

499 Serious question...would it be considered assault to step on any of them when they were laying on teh ground like that? Because I would have walked on those fcuktards like I was Jesus on the water!

Posted by: Bob dobolina at May 29, 2018 03:33 PM (C5VQV)

500 Freedom is not having to care

Posted by: Neo at May 29, 2018 04:53 PM (d0So0)

501 Mr. Hogg - a HS dropout I suppose - wholeheartedly endorses crime and criminal behavior so long as you do not use a gun. If you DO use a gun, the full hellish power of the State MUST come crashing down upon you on all sides. If not...the cops should just issue a ticket, IF that.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 29, 2018 08:39 PM (OVtes)

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