streiff: Today's Indictments Were a Nothingburger, and If You Disagree, Your Name Must Be Adam Schiff

Good digest of what's in the indictments and, criticially, what's not in them, like any allegation of the non-crime of collusion.

The project began in 2013 as a way of attempting to cause confusion in the U.S. presidential campaign. Mission accomplished. This indictment is a nothingburger. It tells us damned little we didn’t know from press accounts and there are no arrests on the horizon. Two of the three entities were already sanctioned so indicting them does nothing. There is absolutely nothing in here that even hints that the Russians involved in this had any help from anyone in the U.S. Maybe that indictment is coming but there is not a hint of it here.

This interference is exactly what Comey described around September 2016 when he said the object of the Russians was to create division. There is no evidence presented here that there was any greater goal than creating turmoil.

The interference seems aimed at bolstering what all of us thought were the LEAST LIKELY candidates in the primary: Trump, Sanders, Stein. The Russians attacked Cruz and Rubio and other GOP candidates as well as Clinton. After the election they helped organize anti-Trump rallies.

More importantly, there is no evidence here that there was any coherent strategy–or that they really knew what they were doing–beyond garden variety trolling.

I mentioned Adam Schiff in the headline because someone leaked to Bloomberg that progressives and NeverTrumpers (but I repeat myself) shouldn't give up hope yet because Mueller might still be looking into the non-crime of "collusion," and John Sexton snarks that that anonymous source is probably just Adam Schiff with a big stupid fake mustache and a little boy-sized t-shirt that says TOTALLY NOT ADAM SCHIFF.

Sean Davis has a hypothetical question:



Open thread. Happy weekend!

Posted by: Ace at 08:01 PM




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1 Friday night -- it's time to get my spazz on!!!

Posted by: Guy Who's Trying Out New Slang But Who's Not Very Good At It at February 16, 2018 08:04 PM (8rNrN)

2 Evening, Horde.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 16, 2018 08:05 PM (xGaZm)

3 FFS.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 16, 2018 08:05 PM (/qEW2)

4 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 08:05 PM (K0//J)

5 Progressives and NeverTrumpers will never give up hope. They will never let this end. Because they are mentally ill.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 16, 2018 08:05 PM (xGaZm)

6 Where is everyone?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 16, 2018 08:07 PM (xGaZm)

7 "well," though Robert after finishing the week delivering the fruits of his labors over last year and half, while pouring himself some vermouth over ice, "at least I won't go down in history as the guy who tried to charge an incoming official with violating the Logan Act. Fucking Yates. Amateur. But what does that say about me?"

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:07 PM (V3U1L)

8 .>>5 Progressives and NeverTrumpers will never give up hope. They will never let this end. Because they are mentally ill.

correct.

It's a traumatic thing to find out you are and always were useless.

Posted by: ace at February 16, 2018 08:07 PM (8rNrN)

9 Why isn't Fuckerberg indicted? Facebook sold them ad space.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:07 PM (7JbXq)

10 Time to get Schwifty!
Show me what you got!

Posted by: wooga at February 16, 2018 08:07 PM (6OGMR)

11 I love Shady Russian Oligarchs. Have all their albums.

Posted by: PhilDirt at February 16, 2018 08:08 PM (sD5vQ)

12 meanwhile...everything we all pretty much suspected since trump's "bug" tweets a year go have been confirmed.

Odd Mueller doesn't have anything on that.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:08 PM (V3U1L)

13 Adam Schiff playing the role of Deep Throat... on James Comey

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 08:08 PM (6FqZa)

14 Not Schiff but Swallwell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 08:08 PM (IqV8l)

15 It's a traumatic thing to find out you are and always were useless.
Posted by: ace

the important thing, though, is to figure out how to get invited to their georgetown parties.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:08 PM (V3U1L)

16 If it's a crime for foreigners to interfere with an election when can we expect state a federal authorities to do a comprehensive review of the voter rolls and take other actions to stop illegal immigrants from voting in US elections[/I???]

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 08:09 PM (W+vEI)

17 speaking of Schiff...he staill hasn't released his super-cereal report?

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:09 PM (V3U1L)

18 Evening horde, how are you all this president's day weekend?

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 08:09 PM (V+V48)

19

btw, notice how obama's alt-left FBI is dragging its feet redacting the Democrats memo of lies (that they probably helped draft)?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 16, 2018 08:09 PM (sZVEY)

20 Happy Weekend Ace.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 08:09 PM (HScFq)

21 btw, check out Lee Smith's piece at the Federalist. He lays out the evidence and HINTS, without saying it (defamation and all), that the various people putting out the drumbeat of collusion (before this was ever even a topic) were probably being fed that by FusionGPS, to prepare the media battlespace.

I would add in, apropos of nothing, that Fusion GPS pays reporters for "research."

So that's got me curious. And if we're investigating the subversion of elections, I'd like reporters asked by Congress, under oath, whether they take money to plant Fusion GPS stories.

Posted by: ace at February 16, 2018 08:09 PM (8rNrN)

22 >>>Time to get Schwifty!
Show me what you got!

LOL!

Posted by: Max Power at February 16, 2018 08:10 PM (q177U)

23 "Snow White and the 13 Russian Trolls."
Coming soon at your local theater.

Posted by: RI Red, now with platinum membership at February 16, 2018 08:10 PM (ywqmY)

24 16 If it's a crime for foreigners to interfere with an election when can we expect state a federal authorities to do a comprehensive review of the voter rolls and take other actions to stop illegal immigrants from voting in US elections[/I???]

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but I thought a Hawaain judge said the super constitution makes it racist discrimination not to let those dusky foreigners not vote.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:10 PM (V3U1L)

25 16 If it's a crime for foreigners to interfere with an election when can we expect state a federal authorities to do a comprehensive review of the voter rolls and take other actions to stop illegal immigrants from voting in US elections[/I???]
Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 08:09 PM (W+vEI)

Precisely.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 08:10 PM (V+V48)

26 Don't you just love the pictures of politicians. They always have their mouths open like the clown heads in the water gun game at the fair.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 16, 2018 08:10 PM (rdl6o)

27 I mentioned Adam Schiff in the headline because someone leaked to Bloomberg that progressives and NeverTrumpers (but I repeat myself) shouldn't give up hope yet because Mueller might still be looking into the non-crime of "collusion," and John Sexton snarks that that anonymous source is probably just Adam Schiff with a big stupid fake mustache and a little boy-sized t-shirt that says TOTALLY NOT ADAM SCHIFF.


Hmmm, there was a troll here earlier today that said the same thing. What was their name? Apple Dumpling Girl? I think that's right.

Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2018 08:10 PM (cAnNx)

28 >>>16 If it's a crime for foreigners to interfere with an election when can we expect state a federal authorities to do a comprehensive review of the voter rolls and take other actions to stop illegal immigrants from voting in US elections[/I???]

That's stupid

you're so stupid to think that

you don't even think, you're so stupid

Posted by: The #SmartSet Brain Trust, Bringing Its Typical Level of Sophisticated Analysis and Argumentation at February 16, 2018 08:10 PM (8rNrN)

29
Evening horde, how are you all this president's day weekend?
Posted by: moki


Let the whitey sales begin!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 08:10 PM (IqV8l)

30 https://youtu.be/_MWzDKE4zbY
Good excuse as any to post this song!

This witch hunt will keep going because the Democrats need it too. The have nothing else too offer?

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2018 08:11 PM (ZiHIw)

31 I can tell you this ... it's a damn crime to not recognize a fine Gallows Pole parody.

I give and I give and I give ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:11 PM (fiGNd)

32 expect state a federal authorities to do a comprehensive review of the voter rolls and take other actions to stop illegal immigrants from voting in US elections[/I???]

That's stupid

you're so stupid to think that

you don't even think, you're so stupid

Posted by: The #SmartSet Brai
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the sound as when a bad white with stupid ideas makes the logical conclusions the lefts' house of lies is built upon.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:11 PM (V3U1L)

33 btw, notice how obama's alt-left FBI is dragging its feet redacting the Democrats memo of lies (that they probably helped draft)?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Doesn't make much sense to slow it down. The narrative of the GOP memo is hard-cast now.

If they wanted to disrupt the GOP memo, they would have released it immediately or leaked it to muddy the waters.

Too fucking late now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2018 08:11 PM (KXVP7)

34 Nothingburger is a stupid f'n word. More dialog from the same page.

Posted by: freaked at February 16, 2018 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

35 Comey's book is titled "A Higher Loyalty."

Sounds like a Commie's justification for treason.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:12 PM (7JbXq)

36 Just stopping in to say Schiff looks like a fetus grown to adult size. Have a nice weekend all

Posted by: Vanya at February 16, 2018 08:12 PM (U7voe)

37 >>>20 Happy Weekend Ace.


thanks, you too.

Posted by: The #SmartSet Brain Trust, Bringing Its Typical Level of Sophisticated Analysis and Argumentation at February 16, 2018 08:12 PM (8rNrN)

38 Time to get Schwifty!
Show me what you got!


Is this a Rick and Morty reference?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 16, 2018 08:12 PM (rdl6o)

39 Evening horde, how are you all this president's day weekend?
Posted by: moki

Let the whitey sales begin!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 08:10 PM (IqV8l)


You know who'll get you the best price for your whitey ? For a small cut of the action, of course.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:12 PM (fiGNd)

40 Today's Indictments Were a Nothingburger, and If You Disagree, Your Name Must Be Adam Schiff




Or the MFM. They are acting like this is proof that Putin went to every polling place and stuff ballot boxes for Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 08:12 PM (SiINZ)

41 Russia is laughing at our homegrown commies. Kinda like real muslims laugh at nation of islam.

Posted by: Eromero at February 16, 2018 08:12 PM (zLDYs)

42 >>>Apple Dumpling Girl?

The next Disney reboot with CGI Don Knotts.

Posted by: Cbobob Tqmjut Hvz at February 16, 2018 08:13 PM (YVvkI)

43 >>you don't even think, you're so stupid



And Hillary's popular vote majority was TOTALLY not thanks to all of the illegals voting in CA, amiright?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 08:13 PM (W+vEI)

44
If they wanted to disrupt the GOP memo, they would have released it immediately or leaked it to muddy the waters.

Or maybe it's just big load of cucka and the FBI shits are telling the Democrats that it doesn't help.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 16, 2018 08:13 PM (sZVEY)

45 29- well, we did buy a car today. We have a 2000 Mitsubishi, and a 2003 van, and needless to say, they have seen better days. Saved our pennies, and were able to pay cash, which makes a huge difference. So that was hubby's valentine, a car that doesn't look or sound like it's from the junk lot.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 08:13 PM (V+V48)

46 I challenge you to be on my show in the next ninety seconds and if you don't you're big chickens


time's up, Chickens! Squawk squawk squawk!

Someone get me my after-dinner dianabol

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at February 16, 2018 08:14 PM (8rNrN)

47 Jeez, I'm starting to get better at being willowed than willow! From the last thread

346
OK, so now we know that the Russki's have been messing with the US
electoral system since what, the 1920's 1930's when there was a very
active Communist party in the US? And they're just now getting around to
bitching about the Russian interference in US politics now since Her
Thighness lost the election? Like I said about Pelousi earlier. She
checks under her bed every night for Russians. The only difference now
is that she doesn't bring him milk and cookies.


Posted by: Old Blue at February 16, 2018 08:09 PM (gEvQ

Posted by: Old Blue at February 16, 2018 08:14 PM (gEvQ8)

48 35 Comey's book is titled "A Higher Loyalty."

Sounds like a Commie's justification for treason.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:12 PM (7JbXq)

Alberto Gonzalez basically says Comey is a big fat liar in regard to his recollection of a scenario that they were both present. Of course he said it an a polite lawyerly manner.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 08:14 PM (2DOZq)

49 >>>More importantly, there is no evidence here that there was any coherent strategy or that they really knew what they were doing beyond garden variety trolling.


Hector is Russian?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 16, 2018 08:14 PM (/qEW2)

50 And Hillary's popular vote majority was TOTALLY not thanks to all of the illegals voting in CA, amiright?
Posted by: Lizzy
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also likely that every precinct in certain Cali cities were stuffed full of uncast votes, sort of like that which can never be mentioned again in detroit.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:15 PM (V3U1L)

51 Saved our pennies, and were able to pay cash, which makes a huge difference.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 08:13 PM (V+V4


*shakes fists in rage*

I should've got that one !!!

Posted by: Jeff S from Alabama at February 16, 2018 08:15 PM (fiGNd)

52 My father and I were watching Shemp's show after Rosenstein's announcement. It was fucking hilarious!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 16, 2018 08:15 PM (rdl6o)

53 If it's a federal crime for foreigners to interfere in U.S. elections, when can we expect the indictment of the millions of **illegal aliens who vote**?

And, how about indictments of the legislatures, governors, mayors, etc. that aid and abet in a **CONSPIRACY** to help them vote??????

Posted by: Frank Drebin at February 16, 2018 08:15 PM (5+Ewo)

54 >>>Hector is Russian?


Trojan. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Achilles at February 16, 2018 08:15 PM (8rNrN)

55 Friday news dump. Mueller must be embarrassed.

Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:15 PM (ywqmY)

56 I'll be selling pencil necks on the street corner before this is all over. Sigh.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at February 16, 2018 08:16 PM (Tyii7)

57 55. Friday before a three day weekend, amd sends out the deputy something or other to do it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 08:16 PM (fA1SL)

58 Comey's book is titled "A Higher Loyalty."

Look for it soon at "Buck A Book". Right next to "What Happened".

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 08:16 PM (O5Q3r)

59 Mad Max Waters, Freaks Wilson, Chris *God" Cillizza, st al. have been pumping this as the biggest story in the history of the world so it's a nothingburger with cheese.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)

60 Trojan. Trust me on this.
Posted by: Achilles a

Ribbed for my pleasure.

Posted by: Helen at February 16, 2018 08:16 PM (HScFq)

61 And just like that, the FBI fuckup of Nikolas Criz goes down the memory hole, never to be seen again.

Muller is a loathsome cuck.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 08:17 PM (misQX)

62
So that was hubby's valentine, a car that doesn't look or sound like it's from the junk lot.

And it's paid for.
Good for you!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 16, 2018 08:17 PM (sZVEY)

63 I'll be selling pencil necks on the street corner before this is all over. Sigh.
Posted by: Adam Schitt at February 16, 2018 08:16 PM (Tyii7)


Don't even think about it.

Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie at February 16, 2018 08:17 PM (fiGNd)

64 And that brings us up to date on the school shooting. In other news, the investigation into Trump and Russia was concluded with 13 Russians indicted and a clear connection established in trying to influence the election. And now back to the school shooting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Take a Wakanda Wild Side With the Black Pander at February 16, 2018 08:17 PM (ks6bw)

65 I'd like to babysit your children.

No?

How about just the ones you don't like very much? You know, the ones that are already broken.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at February 16, 2018 08:17 PM (8rNrN)

66 The only difference now
is that she doesn't bring him milk and cookies.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 16, 2018 08:14 PM (gEvQ
***********

Eh, but she still puts out.

Posted by: Hoppey Long (Jake) Cassidy at February 16, 2018 08:17 PM (qZIkn)

67 I wish we'd used a Trojan.

Posted by: hector's mom at February 16, 2018 08:18 PM (6FqZa)

68 >>Comey's book is titled "A Higher Loyalty."


Higher than what?
I'm thinking it's like Whitney Houston's "Greatest Love of All"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 08:18 PM (W+vEI)

69 And just like that, the FBI fuckup of Nikolas Criz goes down the memory hole, never to be seen again.


--

Jesus.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Take a Wakanda Wild Side With the Black Pander at February 16, 2018 08:18 PM (ks6bw)

70 Maybe ace should have a nothingburger icon to complement the flaming skull. Just two buns with nothing in between.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 16, 2018 08:18 PM (/qEW2)

71 Shady Russian Oligarchs?

Didn't they have some hit tunes in Alexander Nevsky?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:18 PM (cfHE9)

72 Fuck. The. Media.

You just know those assholes are going to try to spin this as, "See we told you there was this big Russian Conspiracy and this proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt!!! 11!!!!"

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 16, 2018 08:19 PM (2sCft)

73 We need an investigation of #TheResistance as being a Kremlin op.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2018 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

74 please don't call sheppy shemp. shemp flushed better stuff than sheppy ever did. shemp contributed to society. sheppy is just a run of the mill sidewalk cum guzzler.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 08:19 PM (KP5rU)

75 >>Comey's book is titled "A Higher Loyalty."

The sequel will be named Farts Like Hibiscus.

Posted by: James Comey at February 16, 2018 08:19 PM (8rNrN)

76 Maybe ace should have a nothingburger icon to complement the flaming skull. Just two buns with nothing in between.

Nah, Adam Schiff's head.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 16, 2018 08:19 PM (rdl6o)

77 13 Russians have the power to outdo the entire msm, hollywood, tv, music, silicon valley and education system. Those are some dope ass Russians yo.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 08:19 PM (misQX)

78 Today's Indictments...

'Im coming Elizabeth !'

Not really. Where's mah ripple.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at February 16, 2018 08:20 PM (3dZsn)

79 40 Today's Indictments Were a Nothingburger, and If You Disagree, Your Name Must Be Adam Schiff




Or the MFM. They are acting like this is proof that Putin went to every polling place and stuff ballot boxes for Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan



They have too. The MSM staked there 'reputations' on the Russian collusion/interference had to have helped the Trumpenfuhrer. They Must Believe. All that energy of constant, 24/7 outragey outrage must be accounted for!! They became 'journalists' to 'make a difference' after all and dammit, they are going to Make A Difference come hell or high water!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2018 08:20 PM (ZiHIw)

80 So, uncle palp. Do you think mueller uses this as his swan song? Timing would be good. No need to look further at things like hrc buying Russian info and spreading to fbi.

Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:20 PM (ywqmY)

81 Good lord, I turned spell check back on and it's a disaster.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 08:20 PM (+y/Ru)

82

Mueller is now looking for two suspicious Russians. One is a short man with a mustache and the other is a tall slender woman with black hair. They have been know to answer to the names Boris and Natasha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 08:20 PM (SiINZ)

83
When I find myself in times of trouble
warm cookies speak to me.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 16, 2018 08:20 PM (roQNm)

84 We've indicted thirteen Russians for conspiracy to shitpost, public intoxication, and cabbage rustling.

Posted by: Robert Mueller, at February 16, 2018 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

85 I swear to God ... I'll repost that Gallows Pole parody ...

... don't try me on this ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:21 PM (fiGNd)

86 82; all he has to do is ask the moose.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 08:21 PM (KP5rU)

87 You just know those assholes are going to try to spin this as, "See we told you there was this big Russian Conspiracy and this proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt!!! 11!!!!"

Then you missed Shemp Smith's show. I thought he was going to explode!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 16, 2018 08:21 PM (rdl6o)

88 The TG girl in the sidebar raises interesting questions. How would a feminist counsel such a person? If masculinity is evil, then she would clearly be insane to try to toss away her femininity in order to pursue it. So how would they reason her down? Would it bother them that they were in agreement with the Christian parents that it is madness on her part to want this?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 16, 2018 08:22 PM (/qEW2)

89 We've indicted thirteen Russians for conspiracy to shitpost, public intoxication, and cabbage rustling.
Posted by: Robert Mueller

Dat dashcam footage doh.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 08:22 PM (HScFq)

90 I'd love to see Vlad Putin to come over the top and indict Hillary for messing around in Russian elections.

Please Vlad, just one time...

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 16, 2018 08:22 PM (9iymH)

91
What ever happened to the Macedonian Content Farmers?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 16, 2018 08:22 PM (roQNm)

92 I was sad after I was fired. I walked along the beach and asked Jesus for help in bearing my load.

Jesus said, "But, James Comey, I have been helping you all along."

I looked back at the steps in the sand. There was only one set. "But Jesus," I said, "if you've been with me all along, why are there just one set of footprints?"

"Because my Son," Jesus told me, his eyes welling up with tears, "you carried me with all your righteous strength. When I was weak, you lofted me upon your narrow but firm shoulders. You are my hero and my Savior, James Comey, Redeemer of Christ."

That made me feel pretty good.

(I think Mark Hemingway suggested this joke on Twitter.)

Posted by: James Comey at February 16, 2018 08:22 PM (8rNrN)

93 I swear to God ... I'll repost that Gallows Pole parody ...

Just don't line that Yoko Ono YouTube video!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 16, 2018 08:22 PM (rdl6o)

94 You can almost see Trump driving away in his limo flipping them the bird out of the sunroof.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 08:23 PM (O5Q3r)

95 Just because Trump had nothing to do with the Super 13, doesnt mean he wasn't colluding with them.

So says tbe msm

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 08:23 PM (misQX)

96 We take these threats to America very seriously. These cheap-vodka-and-borscht-fueled attacks on our way of life will not stand.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at February 16, 2018 08:23 PM (NWiLs)

97 Mueller is now looking for two suspicious Russians. One is a short man with a mustache and the other is a tall slender woman with black hair. They have been know to answer to the names Boris and Natasha
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 08:20 PM (SiINZ)

To bad for him Bullwinkle and Rocky are conservative members of the NRA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:23 PM (SjImc)

98 80. I could see that. Frankly, I don't think Mueller would ever be the one to bring Felonia et al to account.
But tonight, news makes happy the heart of every true gopnik:
https://youtu.be/VLW1ieY4Izw

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

99 I want to see Adam Schiff do some jazz hands jive posing just totes like Adam Rippon, you cheeky bitchezz-sssss!

Posted by: Fritz at February 16, 2018 08:24 PM (bJ0w+)

100 George Dickle Barrel Select
Splash of water,no ice

Posted by: Dan at February 16, 2018 08:25 PM (E7zwb)

101
And it's paid for.
Good for you!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 16, 2018 08:17 PM (sZVEY)



Awwwww : )


Dave Ramsay makes a lot of sense on getting a handle on finances. I don't know how good his investment advice is, and that is something about which I have no discernable talent or wisdom. But it was worth the penny pinching, coupon clipping, no vacations, and eating at home to pay off all debt and not have to finance a car.

But I guarantee you, as soon as I've written this, some major house system is going to crap out on us, and cost outrageous amounts of money to replace. Because that is this house's nature.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 08:25 PM (V+V48)

102 Nikolas Cruz?

Mmm doesnt sound Russian. No interest. Next.

Posted by: FBI at February 16, 2018 08:25 PM (misQX)

103 I'd like to see someone ask the dumbasses what's different between what they're claiming the Russians did and what Barky McFuckstick did to Netanyahu.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 16, 2018 08:25 PM (lQeme)

104 Again: Where's the indictment for the Russian lawyer Veselnitskya? Can't indict her--she was sent to Trump Tower by Lorreta Lynch.

Where's the indictment for "Russian agent" Carter Page? Can't indict him--he was sent to Trump Headquarters by Jim Comey.

But a "Trump campaign official unwittingly assisted"-- in other words, a campaign volunteer gave someone a yard sign. A year of bullshit for a yard sign.

I think Mueller is trying to exit gracefully before the shit hits the fan. And by "gracefully", I mean without being criminally-charged himself.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 16, 2018 08:25 PM (Ndje9)

105 all this at a price of 7 million and a year and a half of lefty salivating over fiction

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:25 PM (V3U1L)

106 What ever happened to the Macedonian Content Farmers?

Hopefully, they're growing me a new neck.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at February 16, 2018 08:26 PM (Tyii7)

107 Comey's book is titled "A Higher Loyalty."



Of course, it is.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 16, 2018 08:26 PM (hUqh+)

108 100 George Dickle Barrel Select
Splash of water,no ice
Posted by: Dan at February 16, 2018 08:25 PM (E7zwb)

.....

Very nice. I'm a big fan of the Dickel 12, especially for the price.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 16, 2018 08:27 PM (9iymH)

109 Nikolas Cruz

anything like Vladimir Guerrero?

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:27 PM (7JbXq)

110 97 To bad for him Bullwinkle and Rocky are conservative members of the NRA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:23 PM (SjImc)


Yeah, but the NRA has been totes compromised by the Russians. Duh.

Posted by: antisocial justice botnik (unindicted) at February 16, 2018 08:27 PM (NL6wI)

111 91 What ever happened to the Macedonian Content Farmers?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 16, 2018 08:22 PM (roQNm)
++++

In hindsight, all of this just seems so completely ridiculous and ludicrous, and it's really hard to believe that grown adults ran around, and continue to run around, with their hair on fire over all of this batshit crazy bullshit.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 16, 2018 08:27 PM (2sCft)

112 The Russian group's strategy included purchasing internet advertisements in the names of Americans whose identities it had stolen, staging political rallies while posing as American political activists and paying people in the U.S. to promote or disparage candidates.




Wow, so that's what flipped Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Florida.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 08:27 PM (SiINZ)

113 Having a conversation ( on FB) with a guy I new in College 40+ years ago who is an uber leftie living in seattle- got the picture?

He is asking me why anyway needs to own an AR-15 and when I asked what he means by that. If he knows what a semi automatic is? What a Rifle is? What a pistol is? How a semi automatic works? What AR stands for ( I am sure he thinks A stands for assault- LOL). Crickets.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:28 PM (SjImc)

114 Wonder when Mueller will get around to investigating the foreign donations to the Canadian branch of the Clinton Foundation?

WikiLeaks had released an email from her campaign confirming that "all the foreign donations are in" or somesuch. Not fishy at all, I'm sure they just mean...nah, I can't even think of a cutesy "like a cloth?" excuse it's so glaringly obvious.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 08:28 PM (W+vEI)

115
Mueller pretty much had to release something as the chorus was growing to shut it down and more and more info was coming out on the stroks and the like.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2018 08:28 PM (r+sAi)

116 103 I'd like to see someone ask the dumbasses what's different between what they're claiming the Russians did and what Barky McFuckstick did to Netanyahu.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 16, 2018 08:25 PM (lQeme)

It's different when they do it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

117 The Russian group's strategy included purchasing internet advertisements in the names of Americans whose identities it had stolen, staging political rallies while posing as American political activists and paying people in the U.S. to promote or disparage candidates.

----

so where's the pro quo? Why the fuck are we even talking about this. Why did mueller violate the brady rule thing to pinch Flynn.

Or...did Flynn pinch Mueller?

This shoe has yet to drop.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:29 PM (V3U1L)

118 102 Nikolas Cruz?

Mmm doesnt sound Russian. No interest. Next.
Posted by: FBI



HE'S A WHITE HISPANIC SUPREMACIST!!!

Posted by: MSNBC/CNN/CBS/ABC/NBC/WPost/NYT at February 16, 2018 08:29 PM (ZiHIw)

119 Comey's book is titled "A Higher Loyalty."


--

Spellcheck error. It was supposed to be

"A Hired Loyalty"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Take a Wakanda Wild Side With the Black Pander at February 16, 2018 08:29 PM (ks6bw)

120 I love a Dickel 12 too!

Posted by: Shep at February 16, 2018 08:29 PM (NWiLs)

121 So Rooskies were doing what David Brock does. Indictments for Brock? SPLC? Bloomberg?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2018 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

122 >>>You can almost see Trump driving away in his limo flipping them the bird out of the sunroof

let it be

Posted by: concrete girl at February 16, 2018 08:30 PM (SJBL7)

123 Wow, so that's what flipped Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Florida.

Pennsylvania, is like Transylvania, nu?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 08:30 PM (6FqZa)

124 103 I'd like to see someone ask the dumbasses what's different between what they're claiming the Russians did and what Barky McFuckstick did to Netanyahu.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 16, 2018 08:25 PM (lQeme)

Ahem....it's pronounced "Doom-moss"!

Posted by: the MSM.

Posted by: SteveOReno at February 16, 2018 08:30 PM (2sCft)

125 Adam Schiff should hire an actor or makeup artist to help him out with his eye thing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 16, 2018 08:30 PM (/qEW2)

126 123. Full of gypsies, you mean?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 08:30 PM (fA1SL)

127 If it's a crime for foreigners to interfere with an election when can we expect state a federal authorities to do a comprehensive review of the voter rolls and take other actions to stop illegal immigrants from voting in US elections[/I???]
Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 08:09 PM (W+vEI)

x10000
Maybe Trump can use the indictments to generate support for his voter integrity commission.

Posted by: Iris at February 16, 2018 08:31 PM (kdgv3)

128 Mueller is now looking for two suspicious Russians. One is a short man with a mustache and the other is a tall slender woman with black hair. They have been know to answer to the names Boris and Natasha
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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Could it get any worse?

No, it's badenoff.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2018 08:31 PM (tr2D7)

129
Fixing your house isn't all bad because it's an Appreciating Asset, whereas fixing your car is burning $$ because it's a depreciating asset.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 16, 2018 08:31 PM (sZVEY)

130 Ahhh... but you all do not really understand...

The reason Mueller dropped this???

His entire group was about to be disbanded because of two things... a lack of doing anything real, and the blatant corruption of his staff...

Now... he has done something... he has a case to actually prosecute, and thus CANNOT now be disbanded.

this was dropped to protect him and his Staff's JOBS...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:31 PM (NgKpN)

131 Open thread, so I'll relink this Transterrestrial Musings post.

http://www.transterrestrial.com/?p=69927

Read the linked articles, and also the comments at TTM. Fellow 'ron wodun has some good ones. The one where Elon was talking about cats made me LOL, because I heard it in Elon's voice.

But like I keep saying, the Space Age is just starting to get interesting.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

132 He is asking me why anyway needs to own an AR-15 and when I asked what he means by that. If he knows what a semi automatic is? What a Rifle is? What a pistol is? How a semi automatic works? What AR stands for ( I am sure he thinks A stands for assault- LOL). Crickets.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:28 PM (SjImc)


Meh ... that's where, surprise, you and I differ.

People like your acquaintance may not know the proper words - but they know what they want to confiscate.

Anything Semi-Automatic and Magazine Fed ... for starters. Then ... anything with an integrated mag - and that means Revolvers and Tube Mag Rifles and Shotguns.

Your acquaintance may be Stupid ... but he ain't Harmless.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:32 PM (fiGNd)

133 Rogue Russian lawn signs mowed down something like 250,000 Dem voters on Election Day. The funeral pyres lit the night sky for weeks.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2018 08:32 PM (JyFLk)

134 I like me some Evan Williams for the price.

Posted by: dartist at February 16, 2018 08:32 PM (nisXv)

135 Indictment Count #17: Attempted abduction of American Moose and Squirrel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2018 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

136 128 Mueller is now looking for two suspicious Russians. One is a short man with a mustache and the other is a tall slender woman with black hair. They have been know to answer to the names Boris and Natasha
Posted by: TheQuietMan
---
Could it get any worse?

No, it's badenoff.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2018 08:31 PM (tr2D7)

Mueller? Case is closed...

Moose our front should have told you...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:32 PM (NgKpN)

137
singing songs of wisdom

Leta bee
leta bee
leta bee sniff your nectar

and in my hour of darkness
magic brownies speak to me
come to me for you shall see
we are all in this together
have some magic tea

on sale, half price, cash only
get here before the Feds do
Colorado Head Shops in Denver and Grand Junction.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 16, 2018 08:32 PM (roQNm)

138 "No, it's badenoff. "

Threadwinner!

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:32 PM (7JbXq)

139 Ar15 means assault rifle that can shoot 15 bullets a second right?

Posted by: FBI at February 16, 2018 08:33 PM (misQX)

140 Hey Rocky! Watch me pull an indictment out of my ass!

Posted by: Mueller the Moose at February 16, 2018 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

141 >>But tonight, news makes happy the heart of every true gopnik:
https://youtu.be/VLW1ieY4Izw


LOL. Would like to see Trump dance like the guy with the cigarette.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 08:33 PM (W+vEI)

142 Mueller's appointment as SC was fraught with conflicts of interest from the beginning. Mueller should have never accepted the position.

Posted by: CM9000 at February 16, 2018 08:33 PM (eq7gs)

143 Holy shit. A bottle of 25 year old Balvene in the duty free shop in Munich... 399 euros. I can't even imagine spending that kind of cash for a bottle of scotch.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 16, 2018 08:33 PM (lQeme)

144

Shame on all the Republicans for enabling this farce in the first place and still enabling it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 16, 2018 08:34 PM (sZVEY)

145 Histrionics is written by the sphincters.

Posted by: Things my drunken teachers said at February 16, 2018 08:34 PM (hUqh+)

146 Is it wrong that I hope Americans lose evwey damn sport at tbe Olympics? Fuck it, dont care. GO GERMANY!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 08:34 PM (misQX)

147 141. I love gopnik culture. Those guys were all dj's, but their portrayal and dancing is accurate.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 08:34 PM (fA1SL)

148 57 55. Friday before a three day weekend, amd sends out the deputy something or other to do it.
-----------
As Mark Levin said on his radio show, it is a Press Release

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 08:35 PM (y3aQB)

149 But, but, but, ABC World News Tonight is calling the indictments "stunning". So Trump must be guilty of something with the RUSSSIANS.

Posted by: average news viewer at February 16, 2018 08:35 PM (EzdLW)

150
Shame on all the Republicans for enabling this farce in the first place and still enabling it.
Posted by: Soothsayer --

amazeballs the lack of gop balls

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:35 PM (V3U1L)

151 I had no idea there was such a thing as freestyle skiing

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 08:35 PM (jm1YL)

152 And Bill Clinton took $500,000 from those bastards in 2010!

Collusion!

Posted by: MAGA at February 16, 2018 08:35 PM (LnOh3)

153 127 If it's a crime for foreigners to interfere with an election when can we expect state a federal authorities to do a comprehensive review of the voter rolls and take other actions to stop illegal immigrants from voting in US elections[/I???]
Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 08:09 PM (W+vEI)

x10000
Maybe Trump can use the indictments to generate support for his voter integrity commission.
Posted by: Iris at February 16, 2018 08:31 PM (kdgv3)

Well you could start with Al Jazeera... and Univision....

and of course... Jorge Ramos!

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:35 PM (NgKpN)

154 Muller too lazy to stand with RR for this gigantic waste of time.
Russia/ USSR has been fvck!ng with democratic countries since 1921.
Dzerzhinski, Yeshov, Yagoda, Beria, Andropov and now Putin.

Posted by: Sir Thomas Fairfax at February 16, 2018 08:35 PM (eotw3)

155 149 But, but, but, ABC World News Tonight is calling the indictments "stunning". So Trump must be guilty of something with the RUSSSIANS.

-----------

SO FUCKING LAME ABC NEWS

are there even goal posts anymore in this world of make believe the left inhabits?

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (V3U1L)

156 Duty free shops are a rip-off.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (7JbXq)

157 Shame on all the Republicans for enabling this farce in the first place and still enabling it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 16, 2018 08:34 PM (sZVEY)



Most of them are probably rooting for it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)

158 Happy Weekend.

Today is my dog, Logan's birthday. He's six.
He's having steak, I'm eating hot dogs.

It's only fair, its usually the other way around.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (xJa6I)

159 Is it wrong that I hope Americans lose evwey damn sport at tbe Olympics? Fuck it, dont care. GO GERMANY!!
Posted by: #neverskankles

German women speed skaters trained by having gangs of rapefugees loosed on the ice.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (HScFq)

160 143 Holy shit. A bottle of 25 year old Balvene in the duty free shop in Munich... 399 euros. I can't even imagine spending that kind of cash for a bottle of scotch.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 16, 2018 08:33 PM (lQeme)

Embrace the smash and grab. If caught, claim to be a Syrian refugee.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (hUqh+)

161 Is it wrong that I hope Americans lose evwey damn sport at tbe Olympics? Fuck it, dont care. GO GERMANY!!
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 08:34 PM (misQX)


Meh ... I haven't much cared since the Last True Champion ... Ric Flair ... faded away.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (fiGNd)

162 ell you could start with Al Jazeera... and Univision....

and of course... Jorge Ramos!
Posted by: Don Q.

---
pikers compared to Carlos $lime

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (V3U1L)

163

We live in a time in our nation's history when the Biblical "Rending Of Garments" is rampant and on display for the most menial and bogus things.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (sZVEY)

164 Don q., he did drop it, but he's only special counsel. From the grand jury indictments, it now goes to the courts.
Mueller needs to pack his bags.

Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:37 PM (ywqmY)

165 Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression
and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the
iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's
children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Jim Comey, Esq. at February 16, 2018 08:37 PM (bJ0w+)

166 Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:31 PM (NgKpN)
-------------
WRONG! THey are in Russia, think Putin is going to extradite them to USA for trial

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 08:37 PM (y3aQB)

167 I wonder if my former lefty friends I no longer know about because I no longer use facesperg are all like "well, this is just a STUNNING revelation of teh highest order of corruption that led to blah blah blah hillary we love you" shitposting on FB and liking each other's hot takes

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 08:38 PM (V3U1L)

168 114 Wonder when Mueller will get around to investigating the foreign donations to the Canadian branch of the Clinton Foundation?

WikiLeaks had released an email from her campaign confirming that "all the foreign donations are in" or somesuch. Not fishy at all, I'm sure they just mean...nah, I can't even think of a cutesy "like a cloth?" excuse it's so glaringly obvious.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 08:28 PM (W+vEI)

-----

That's not in his mandate. And with Sessions recusing himself from campaign stuff, the Clinton's essentially have a get out jail free card.

Posted by: MAGA at February 16, 2018 08:38 PM (LnOh3)

169 164 Don q., he did drop it, but he's only special counsel. From the grand jury indictments, it now goes to the courts.
Mueller needs to pack his bags.
Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:37 PM (ywqmY)

Traditionally... the Prosecutor who brings the indictment, prosecutes the case in court as well...

They don't have it off... except to their own staff.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

170 158 Happy Weekend.

Today is my dog, Logan's birthday. He's six.
He's having steak, I'm eating hot dogs.

It's only fair, its usually the other way around.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (xJa6I)
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Logan must not be Catholic. We had cheese pizza.

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 08:39 PM (kNasr)

171 Today is my dog, Logan's birthday. He's six.

He's having steak, I'm eating hot dogs.


Ha, Happy Birthday Logan! Does he pour shots?

Posted by: dartist at February 16, 2018 08:39 PM (nisXv)

172 ''But, but, but, ABC World News Tonight is calling the indictments "stunning". So Trump must be guilty of something with the RUSSSIANS.''

So stunning that they dumped on a Friday night. So stunning that Mueller didn't even read the indictment to the press himself. Yup. Simply stunning.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 08:39 PM (jm1YL)

173 Oh goody, Meathead Reiner coming up on Tucker!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 08:39 PM (IqV8l)

174 And with Sessions recusing himself from campaign stuff, the Clinton's essentially have a get out jail free card.
Posted by: MAGA at February 16, 2018 08:38 PM (LnOh3)


Why do you besmirch the Keebler Elf ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:39 PM (fiGNd)

175 Shame on all the Republicans for enabling this farce in the first place and still enabling it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 16, 2018 08:34 PM (sZVEY)



Most of them are probably rooting for it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)

Which is why it's possible to lose the House. No help for Trump.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 08:39 PM (K0//J)

176 Stunning is correct...stunning that muller wasted 7 million dollars to indict internet trolls.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 08:39 PM (misQX)

177 Wasn't Jorge Ramos that guy in Full House?

Posted by: Adam Schitt at February 16, 2018 08:40 PM (Tyii7)

178 141. This one in english:
Slav King

https://youtu.be/QIjKijhv1OU

'From Moskva to Kamchatka
I am patron saint of vodka.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 08:40 PM (fA1SL)

179 166 Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:31 PM (NgKpN)
-------------
WRONG! THey are in Russia, think Putin is going to extradite them to USA for trial
Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 08:37 PM (y3aQB)

Ahhh.... but you see... Feature, not bug...

They can now try to extradite these guys and organizations for YEARS...

And of course, we can't disband them in the middle of a case...

/spit...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:40 PM (NgKpN)

180 Great day for America. Mueller busted BSG banned Trump controls FLA narrative. Winning.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 16, 2018 08:41 PM (MCpv7)

181 ''Is it wrong that I hope Americans lose evwey damn sport at tbe Olympics? Fuck it, dont care. GO GERMANY''

It was more fun when it was us against the Commies.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 08:41 PM (jm1YL)

182 I am stunned. Stunned and concerned. So very very concerned and stunned. It is just stunning. And concerning.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2018 08:41 PM (JyFLk)

183 Don, but he ain't a prosecutor, only special counsel. Hand off is to Justice. (Yeah, yeah, I know. )

Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:41 PM (ywqmY)

184 Today is my dog, Logan's birthday. He's six.

Look on the bright side ... twenty-four more years before he has to put on the Bam Bam Bigelow suit and take his chances in the Zero-Grav Bug Zapper !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:41 PM (fiGNd)

185 Today is my dog, Logan's birthday. He's six.
He's having steak, I'm eating hot dogs.

It's only fair, its usually the other way around.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (xJa6I)


Good on ya, mate!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 08:42 PM (gwPgz)

186
Today is my dog, Logan's birthday. He's six.
He's having steak, I'm eating hot dogs.

It's only fair, its usually the other way around.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (xJa6I)

Happy Birthday Logan!!! You are a good dog dad.

Hey bluebell! Happy Lent!

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 08:42 PM (V+V48)

187 Ok. Freestyle skiing looks like a clown show.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 08:42 PM (jm1YL)

188 >>That's not in his mandate. And with Sessions recusing himself from campaign stuff, the Clinton's essentially have a get out jail free card.



Sad!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 08:42 PM (W+vEI)

189 Thanks @moki and Logan says.....well, he's eating. But I'll offer his thanks as well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:42 PM (xJa6I)

190 Great day for America. Mueller busted BSG banned Trump controls FLA narrative. Winning.
Posted by: rammajamma at February 16, 2018 08:41 PM (MCpv7)

BSG is out?

BSG IS OUT?

Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 08:42 PM (K0//J)

191 Hey Moki! Same to you. And happy new car!

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 08:42 PM (kNasr)

192 How did BSG ban Trump?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 08:43 PM (HScFq)

193 184 Today is my dog, Logan's birthday. He's six.

Look on the bright side ... twenty-four more years before he has to put on the Bam Bam Bigelow suit and take his chances in the Zero-Grav Bug Zapper !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:41 PM (fiGNd)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:43 PM (xJa6I)

194 And of course, we can't disband them in the middle of a case...

/spit...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:40 PM (NgKpN)


Totes unlike the GOPe, the progs ALWAYS have a long range plan!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 08:43 PM (gwPgz)

195 The indictments were stunning! Where's my slalom pussy hat?

Posted by: Lindsey Vonn at February 16, 2018 08:43 PM (Tyii7)

196 >>>Wonder when Mueller will get around to investigating the foreign donations to the Canadian branch of the Clinton Foundation?<<<

Wasn't there a millionaire couple associated with the workings of global charity just recently found hung by belts in Canada in a multiple suicide?

Posted by: Fritz at February 16, 2018 08:43 PM (bJ0w+)

197 183 Don, but he ain't a prosecutor, only special counsel. Hand off is to Justice. (Yeah, yeah, I know. )
Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:41 PM (ywqmY)

If he is not a Prosecutor, then how did he bring an indictment?

Why is it from 'his team' and not just from the DOJ...

As I said... blatant ploy to make this job go on for a LONG LONG time...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

198 192 How did BSG ban Trump?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 08:43 PM (HScFq)

Trump moved within 10 miles of him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:43 PM (xJa6I)

199 Check the dog's palm, Mark.

Sometimes, The Powers That Be take away years and send you on some shitty mission.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:43 PM (fiGNd)

200 146 Is it wrong that I hope Americans lose evwey damn sport at tbe Olympics? Fuck it, dont care. GO GERMANY!!
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 08:34 PM (misQX)

Germans won pairs skating! Beat the Chinese.

Jambalaya tonight, then gaming. Debating whether to see Black Panther or not, conservative movie critics I trust are calling him a black Trump and the villain is BLM. Probably will just go watch Greatest Showman again.

Posted by: LizLem at February 16, 2018 08:44 PM (Y1fI+)

201 Today is my dog, Logan's birthday. He's six.
He's having steak, I'm eating hot dogs.

It's only fair, its usually the other way around.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:36 PM (xJa6I)

You feed your dog hot dogs ? Seems so wrong...

Happy B-day Logan.

Posted by: jsg at February 16, 2018 08:44 PM (3dZsn)

202 What clipped BSG's wings?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:44 PM (cfHE9)

203 Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 08:42 PM (K0//J)
-------
No he is back

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 08:44 PM (y3aQB)

204 Embrace the smash and grab.

It's right by the Oakley display.... I could disguise myself as a hipster except I don't have enough hair on my head for a man bun and I'm wearing Levi's instead of skinny jeans. Damn it. Shoulda planned better.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 16, 2018 08:45 PM (lQeme)

205 171 Today is my dog, Logan's birthday. He's six.

He's having steak, I'm eating hot dogs.


Ha, Happy Birthday Logan! Does he pour shots?

Posted by: dartist at February 16, 2018 08:39 PM (nisXv)

He's not good with his paws, he's a bit of a lummox if we're being frank.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:45 PM (xJa6I)

206 Down goes BSG!

Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at February 16, 2018 08:45 PM (Tyii7)

207 190 Ace went full Rainbow Bridge of Asgard on him

Posted by: rammajamma at February 16, 2018 08:45 PM (MCpv7)

208
Histrionics is written by the sphincters.
Posted by: Things my drunken teachers said at February 16, 2018 08:34 PM



Excellent

Posted by: Hands at February 16, 2018 08:45 PM (EzdLW)

209 Stunning is correct...stunning that muller wasted 7 million dollars to indict internet trolls.

Which is about 50x what the trolls are alleged to have spent.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2018 08:45 PM (oVJmc)

210 BTW, bluebell:

& & &

I love you! But in a purely platonic way.

Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:45 PM (ywqmY)

211 199 Check the dog's palm, Mark.

Sometimes, The Powers That Be take away years and send you on some shitty mission.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:43 PM (fiGNd)

If it means I get to keep him around a few more years, fair trade. Six is getting up there for Rotties.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:46 PM (xJa6I)

212 Jambalaya tonight, then gaming. Debating whether to see Black Panther or not, conservative movie critics I trust are calling him a black Trump and the villain is BLM. Probably will just go watch Greatest Showman again.
Posted by: LizLem at February 16, 2018 08:44 PM (Y1fI+)

Go see '12 Strong'... Pro US, Pro Military... based on a true story...

Good guys win... bad guys loose...

Surprised Hollywood even made it... good flick.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:46 PM (NgKpN)

213 He's not good with his paws, he's a bit of a lummox if we're being frank.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:45 PM (xJa6I)


You're being frank.

He's being steak.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2018 08:46 PM (y87Qq)

214 Histrionics is written by the sphincters.

I don't want to know how they hold the pen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2018 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

215 196: pharmacuetical billionaires. worst case of double suicide in years. nothing to see there. arkancide is smeared all over that pile.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 08:46 PM (KP5rU)

216 This freestyle skiing is going great. Just great.

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 08:46 PM (kNasr)

217 Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 08:42 PM (K0//J)
-------
No he is back
Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 08:44 PM (y3aQB)

Me too!

*Looks around nervously*

Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 08:46 PM (K0//J)

218 Cbobob Tqmjut Hvz

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 08:47 PM (fA1SL)

219 Ok. Freestyle skiing looks like a clown show.

I think "freestyle" means "fall down a lot".

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 08:47 PM (O5Q3r)

220
The stunning thing was how anti-climatic it was.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2018 08:47 PM (r+sAi)

221 191 Hey Moki! Same to you. And happy new car!

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 08:42 PM (kNasr)

Thanks!! I can't drive for another two months, so it's hubby's car. He deserves it.

And I'm just getting started in Lent, and already having to plan the Easter Sunday School breakfast and egg hunt. I thought I would have some time to do that, but nope. If you don't get stuff now, it will be gone three weeks from now. The more you know...


I'm trying to get all upset about Russian collusion, but honestly, nothing surprises me anymore, they are all dirty, and it is probably ten times worse than we can even begin to imagine. Which is sad, because I love my country, and I want it to seek to improve and be better, not wallow in the muck.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 08:47 PM (V+V48)

222 Don, I think he announced the Grand Jury's decision. I could be wrong. Wouldn't be the first time.

Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:47 PM (ywqmY)

223 Who is BSG?

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:47 PM (7JbXq)

224 i <3 u guys

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 08:47 PM (6FqZa)

225 RI Red, did you discover ampersands? Yay! I love you too, I guess.

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 08:48 PM (kNasr)

226 219: freestyle means multiple bong hits before the run.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 08:48 PM (KP5rU)

227 399 Euros is just under $500. 25-year-old Balvenie is $500-600 in the US market. So that's not a rip-off price, just really expensive whisky.

Tasting guides at Willett's will tell you about the "duty free shop" on the Ohio River...but watch you don't get followed in there.

Ohio now has a "lottery" to buy Pappy Van Winkle's, at upwards of $1200 a bottle.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 16, 2018 08:48 PM (H5rtT)

228
Mueller busted BSG banned Trump controls FLA narrative. Winning.



Wait wut?
Mueller busted BSG ?
Ace banned Trump ?

Posted by: Hands at February 16, 2018 08:48 PM (EzdLW)

229 I'll tell you what was stunning today. It was the way the city of Westerville, OH honored the two policeman who were shot and killed answering a 911 call last Sat. It was a joint funeral and I've never seen anything quite like it. Makes me very proud to see the love and respect shown to these fallen officers and their families.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 08:48 PM (jm1YL)

230 Freestyle is a hoot. Idiots falling all over the place.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:48 PM (7JbXq)

231 I think "freestyle" means "fall down a lot".
Posted by: tu3031

So my first time skiing I was doing it freestyle? I knew I was a prodigy. If only someone had recognized my talents.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 08:49 PM (HScFq)

232 If it means I get to keep him around a few more years, fair trade. Six is getting up there for Rotties.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:46 PM (xJa6I)


No shit ?

Every Rott I've ever met has been a big ol' pushy sweetheart. Only demerit I'd ever give 'em is they don't like other dogs. At least not the ones I've met.

Cool ... wish I could send that dog another steak.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:49 PM (fiGNd)

233 Bt hobo, how was the interview? Give us good news!

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 08:49 PM (kNasr)

234 223 Who is BSG?

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:47 PM (7JbXq)

Banana Split Guy

A persistent troll-like commenter

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:50 PM (xJa6I)

235 Pappy Van Winkle

Rip's father?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at February 16, 2018 08:50 PM (Tyii7)

236 I'll gladly pay you on Tuesday for a nothingburger today.

Posted by: Wimpy at February 16, 2018 08:50 PM (H5knJ)

237 Mueller gave up the coup for Lent.

Posted by: Hands at February 16, 2018 08:50 PM (EzdLW)

238 Bluebell, you posted that html code page I finally bookmarked.

Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:50 PM (ywqmY)

239 Who is BSG?

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:47 PM (7JbXq)


Bundessozialgericht. Kind of like a supreme court for civil suits.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2018 08:50 PM (y87Qq)

240 Trump turned me into a newt using a Russian spell!

Posted by: Robert Mueller, Legal Physicist at February 16, 2018 08:50 PM (8gDQu)

241
Jambalaya tonight, then gaming. Debating whether to see Black Panther or not, conservative movie critics I trust are calling him a black Trump and the villain is BLM. Probably will just go watch Greatest Showman again.
Posted by: LizLem at February 16, 2018 08:44 PM (Y1fI+)

I read that one of the actresses was a Nigerian Christian who said the cast would pray together, and talk about their testimonies during breaks. She said it was like being in church, which had never happened on other Hollywood sets. And it apparently is visually beautiful.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 08:51 PM (V+V48)

242 A persistent troll-like commenter
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:50 PM (xJa6I)

He was always a bit goofy, but he was not always so... snarky/annoying/adversarial?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:51 PM (cfHE9)

243 http://bit.ly/2HpcPyX
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DiGenova says indictment of Russian agents announced by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein shows Trump did not coordinate with their meddling

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 08:51 PM (y3aQB)

244 232 If it means I get to keep him around a few more years, fair trade. Six is getting up there for Rotties.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:46 PM (xJa6I)

No shit ?

Every Rott I've ever met has been a big ol' pushy sweetheart. Only demerit I'd ever give 'em is they don't like other dogs. At least not the ones I've met.

Cool ... wish I could send that dog another steak.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:49 PM (fiGNd)

He's a pretty good dog. Territorial but not aggressive. Which is good in a dog his size.

I'll get him some more beef chuck and tell him it's from you

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:51 PM (xJa6I)

245 Oh. Average Joe.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:51 PM (7JbXq)

246 Tuna, I think Tonypete said the funerals were at his parish because it was so big. They've been preparing all week. I'm glad it went well. So very sad.

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 08:51 PM (kNasr)

247 I debating going new car shopping this week. You know where I won't be going? Chevy. You know why? Because of those hipster douchebag commercials.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 08:51 PM (O5Q3r)

248 >>> Go see '12 Strong'... Pro US, Pro Military... based on a true story. Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:46 PM (NgKpN)

I'll add to the list Don Q, thanks for the recommend. Reminds me that I still need to see 15:17 to Paris!

Posted by: LizLem at February 16, 2018 08:51 PM (Y1fI+)

249 234 & 242. He's still around, under a new nic & hash.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (fA1SL)

250 I laughed when I heard Lindsey Vonn complain she didn't have a date on Valentine's Day.

97% of guys know why. The other 3% are gay.

Posted by: Roy at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (ABjxW)

251 bluebell, it went pretty well i think. also a second interview with a second company coming up on Tuesday.

Seems February (or at least a couple weeks into February) is a month they make hires.

i did not enjoy F*** You It's January this year. I'm glad it's going better.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (6FqZa)

252 I'll gladly pay you on Tuesday for a nothingburger today.
Posted by: Wimpy

This sounds like a terrible deal. We'll give you 8 billion nothingburgers today for promises of revisiting the payment issue again in 2037. Deal?

Posted by: GOPe at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (HScFq)

253 242 A persistent troll-like commenter
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:50 PM (xJa6I)

He was always a bit goofy, but he was not always so... snarky/annoying/adversarial?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:51 PM (cfHE9)

He walked the line a lot.

He could be funny but once I figured out that all he wanted to do was stir shit, I stopped replying to him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (xJa6I)

254 ****** A persistent troll-like commenter
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

That's some first-class understating.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (JyFLk)

255 So what you are saying is Mueller's investigation is finished? Nothing left to do?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (roQNm)

256 223 This month's Emmanuel Goldstein

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (9TR2V)

257 It looks like this is Mueller getting ready to close it out. Saying yeah there were some Russians fucking with the election but no Trump-Russia colulouzhiz.





Posted by: CM9000 at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (eq7gs)

258 >>I think "freestyle" means "fall down a lot".


No, it means Weight Watchers is easier than ever ,
WHo wants a TACO?!!!

Posted by: Oprah at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (W+vEI)

259 Meh ... that's where, surprise, you and I differ.

People like your acquaintance may not know the proper words - but they know what they want to confiscate.

Anything Semi-Automatic and Magazine Fed ... for starters. Then ... anything with an integrated mag - and that means Revolvers and Tube Mag Rifles and Shotguns.

Your acquaintance may be Stupid ... but he ain't Harmless.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:32 PM (fiGNd)

??? Don't understand the you and I differ comment?

I know what he and lefties want: The total ban on the sale of any weapons. I know. I was not born yesterday. But ya see i like to play with them, like a cat plays with a wounded mouse. It's fun. Then I lower the boom on them and show them up for the idiots and liars they are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (SjImc)

260 A guy here at work is giving away great Pyrenees pups. I would not mind another dog, but not sure s/he would do well in an apartment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (cfHE9)

261 249 234 & 242. He's still around, under a new nic & hash.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (fA1SL)

Oh joy.

Well, by his fruits we shall know him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (xJa6I)

262 Who is BSG?

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:47 PM (7JbXq)

A ghost

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (SjImc)

263 Stunning is correct...stunning that muller wasted 7 million dollars to indict internet trolls.

Which is about 50x what the trolls are alleged to have spent.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2018 08:45 PM (oVJmc)


Damn good thing we are a nation of laws!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (gwPgz)

264 A persistent troll-like commenter
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:50 PM (xJa6I)

I hear that is now illegal in the US. No wonder he was banned.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (hUqh+)

265 262 Who is BSG?

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:47 PM (7JbXq)

A ghost
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (SjImc)

No, that's Buzzion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:54 PM (cfHE9)

266 Ah, Red, I get it now! Well, happy &&&&&s!

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 08:54 PM (kNasr)

267 He's still around, under a new nic & hash.

What new nick?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:54 PM (SjImc)

268 I debating going new car shopping this week. You know where I won't be going? Chevy. You know why? Because of those hipster douchebag commercials.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 08:51 PM (O5Q3r)

Zebra Corner on YT parodies those, you should go check them out.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 08:54 PM (K0//J)

269 Conspiracy to commit memes. Pepe identity theft.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 16, 2018 08:55 PM (xzV6l)

270
He could be funny but once I figured out that all he wanted to do was stir shit, I stopped replying to him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (xJa6I)

Wait.... he... stirred shit...

Just like the Russian's did during the election?????

And... hmmm trying to remember how long he was here.... wasn't THAT long...

Coincidence????

Makes ya go.... hmmmmmmm....

/sarc.. for the humor impaired...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 08:55 PM (NgKpN)

271 202 What clipped BSG's wings?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:44 PM (cfHE9)

He made one of his shitty passive-aggressive attacks directly at Ace. Bad move. However, in true cockbite fashion, he's been continuing to post under a changed hash and his own screen name redone under a one-letter shift cipher.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

272 A ghost
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (SjImc)

No, that's Buzzion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:54 PM (cfHE9)

LOL right. My mistake

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:55 PM (SjImc)

273 I will never buy a Gubmint Motors car again.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:55 PM (7JbXq)

274 And if it's a crime for Russians to troll on the Internet, what should be the response if we learn that Steele actually worked for shady Russian oligarchs?
-- Sean Davis (@seanmdav) February 17, 2018


Steele's case is far worse. He worked for the British snob-class and American traitors serving in the feral government ... you know, the ones who loved the Soviets when we were actually at war with them and who still love to have Che posters in their contemporary campaign offices. As illegal and un-American as it all gets.

I still want every lowlife POS on the FISC perp-walked for their serious crimes against the nation. Every one of those shit judges ... and all of the FBI and DOJ scum who colluded with them to try and manipulate the election towards their America-hating hag.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 08:56 PM (8gDQu)

275 Whatever happened to that twit who said Sara Sanders should be fired for mocking the intelligence of elected representatives and the media?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 16, 2018 08:56 PM (5fRCd)

276 I'll get him some more beef chuck and tell him it's from you

Nice. I gotta get a dog.

Posted by: dartist at February 16, 2018 08:56 PM (nisXv)

277 BSG was one of Thirteen Russian Trolls?

Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:56 PM (ywqmY)

278 277 BSG was one of Thirteen Russian Trolls?
Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:56 PM (ywqmY)

Number 2

Posted by: Roy at February 16, 2018 08:56 PM (ABjxW)

279 Cbobob Tqmjut Hvz - sorta an inverse of the HAL/IBM thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 08:57 PM (fA1SL)

280 A guy here at work is giving away great Pyrenees pups. I would not mind another dog, but not sure s/he would do well in an apartment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (cfHE9)


They are lovely dogs, but not for an apartment.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 08:57 PM (gwPgz)

281 247 I debating going new car shopping this week. You know where I won't be going? Chevy. You know why? Because of those hipster douchebag commercials.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 08:51 PM (O5Q3r)

We got a toyota-Rav4. We shopped online first to price the stuff we wanted, and then at different dealerships around town and found the one that had the bells and whistle (just one, heated seats, yeah baby) we wanted at the best price. Went in, test drove, bargained a bit but got under the price we had budgeted. It was the best car buying experience I have had.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 08:57 PM (V+V48)

282 I'll tell you what was stunning today. It was the way the city of Westerville, OH honored the two policeman who were shot and killed answering a 911 call last Sat. It was a joint funeral and I've never seen anything quite like it. Makes me very proud to see the love and respect shown to these fallen officers and their families.
Posted by: Tuna
---
Thank you Tuna. There were over 2700 police vehicles here today in support from all over the midwest too. We aren't that big of a town so our two officers were known by many in town. Great men and good cops who are sorely missed. My heart just breaks for the families.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2018 08:57 PM (8Gmms)

283 Bt hobo, it all sounds very promising. Here's hoping you're gainfully employed by the end of Feb.

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 08:57 PM (kNasr)

284 Zebra Corner on YT parodies those, you should go check them out.

I've seen them

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 08:57 PM (O5Q3r)

285 I laughed when I heard Lindsey Vonn complain she didn't have a date on Valentine's Day.

Posted by: Roy at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (ABjxW)


Lindsey is Tiger Skank #2816. She has to wait until he gets around to her number again.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 08:57 PM (8gDQu)

286 Going to see Black Panther.
I'm HOPING the Marvel/Feige quality will still be there. The marketing for it has been serious racialism, but dunno if that reflects the film. Hope not.

Hopefully we can all chat about it Sunday or Monday.

Has anyone here seen it yet?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:57 PM (xJa6I)

287 BSG was one of Thirteen Russian Trolls?

The pee-pee trolls?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at February 16, 2018 08:57 PM (Tyii7)

288 ''Tuna, I think Tonypete said the funerals were at his parish because it was so big. They've been preparing all week. I'm glad it went well. So very sad. ''

I started bawling when they brought in the one officer's K9 companion to stand by his coffin. I saw lines of police cars driving down the freeway on their way to the funeral from my office window. Central Ohio has really come together on this.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 08:58 PM (jm1YL)

289 You cannot prove a negative. You cant prove that you "didn't do something".

Libs know it, so they planned to keep this going as long as possible. Unfortunately, 2018 is slowly turning into a big fat loser for the Left and they are now "left" with nowhere to steer their ship now except "forward".

A master of maneuvering his opponents into a no-win situation, Trump demonstrated it with the things he said at the SOTU. If Dems stand, Trump looks great. If Dems sit, Dems look awful. Thusly he engineered 300 or so lines.

Similarly, he's let them spill all their millions of barrels of ink for over a year and let the dumb libs use it to paint themselves into a big fat corner. Watch and enjoy.

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 08:58 PM (rv0Fo)

290 278 277 BSG was one of Thirteen Russian Trolls?
Posted by: RI Red, a Militium of One at February 16, 2018 08:56 PM (ywqmY)

Number 2
Posted by: Roy at February 16, 2018 08:56 PM (ABjxW)

Damn.... don't send him to the Village... we don't want him...

Posted by: Prisoner Number 6 at February 16, 2018 08:58 PM (NgKpN)

291 I laughed when I heard Lindsey Vonn complain she didn't have a date on Valentine's Day.

left wingers with lousy personalities usually don't

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:58 PM (SjImc)

292 Good Lord, did anyone catch Meathead on Tucker? Certifiable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 08:59 PM (dUJdY)

293 Nice. I gotta get a dog.
Posted by: dartist at February 16, 2018 08:56 PM (nisXv)

They'll change your life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 16, 2018 08:59 PM (xJa6I)

294 Then I lower the boom on them and show them up for the idiots and liars they are
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (SjImc)


NGU ... I've thought this before ... not something I'm ad-libbing.

You remind me of my Old Man. I've just never got around to telling you.

He absolutely fucking LOVES screwing with people like that. And he loves "playing the game". I think you do as well. Hell - in your line of work - I think you have to.

I frustrate him with my "Direct Line From A to B" approach. But at the same time - he kinda' likes it. He just worries I'm gonna' get into trouble.

I bet you and him would hit it off.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:59 PM (fiGNd)

295 Hopefully the town has nice insurance for the families.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 08:59 PM (7JbXq)

296 got rid of my last gubmint motors piece of shit five years ago. all nissan now. no issues. ever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 08:59 PM (KP5rU)

297 256 223 This month's Emmanuel Goldstein
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at February 16, 2018 08:52 PM (9TR2V)

Oh bullshit, Maxie. He was a grade A asshole over the course of many months, got repeated warnings about being an asshole including temporary bans, then got shitty with Ace which was the last straw. Now he's continuing his dickery by posting under a new hash. Emmanuel Goldstein my ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

298 Good Lord, did anyone catch Meathead on Tucker? Certifiable.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 08:59 PM (dUJdY)

Heard his voice but did not listen...what did he say?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 08:59 PM (SjImc)

299 Rotties are good dogs. Lost one to bone cancer a couple years back. Sweetest dog ever.

Posted by: Cbobob Tqmjut Hvz at February 16, 2018 08:59 PM (YVvkI)

300 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 08:56 PM (8gDQu)

I hope you will not be intending to hold your breath waiting for the just desserts to arrive, apparatchiks rarely suffer consequence, da!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:00 PM (gwPgz)

301 Hubby just had to talk his sister down from the ledge so to speak. Jesus.. this family.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 09:00 PM (dUJdY)

302 ''Thank you Tuna. There were over 2700 police vehicles here today in support from all over the midwest too. We aren't that big of a town so our two officers were known by many in town. Great men and good cops who are sorely missed. My heart just breaks for the families.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2018 08:57 PM (8Gmms)''

I live right next door in Worthington. We love our police officers too.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 09:00 PM (jm1YL)

303 I laughed when I heard Lindsey Vonn complain she didn't have a date on Valentine's Day.


Well, you know what they say....

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 16, 2018 09:00 PM (O5Q3r)

304 I bet you and him would hit it off.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:59 PM (fiGNd)

Thanks. nicest thing anyone said to me all day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:01 PM (SjImc)

305 Nevergiveup.. he basically said Trump needs to DO SOMETHING about the meddling? What? Go punch Putin in the nose? He said if he doesn't do anything that's treason. He's a loon.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 09:01 PM (dUJdY)

306 Prayers up for the job BTH. I really hope you get it.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 09:01 PM (V+V48)

307 I hope you will not be intending to hold your breath waiting for the just desserts to arrive, apparatchiks rarely suffer consequence, da!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:00 PM (gwPgz)


Yep. I'm well past resigned to the fact that none of these traitors will ever be held liable for anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 09:01 PM (8gDQu)

308 Mark Andrew Edwards - i saw Early Man and got a free chocolate mudslide and then signed on here and raved about Depeche Mode for awhile

Definitely more fun than I would have had watching Black Panther

Early Man was okay. Silly. But that's Nick Park / Aardman for you, silly.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 09:01 PM (6FqZa)

309 304 I bet you and him would hit it off.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 08:59 PM (fiGNd)

Thanks. nicest thing anyone said to me all day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:01 PM (SjImc)

He's just trying to butter you up so you'll give him nitrous.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 09:02 PM (NWiLs)

310 And if it's a crime for Russians to troll on the Internet, what should be the response if we learn that Steele actually worked for shady Russian oligarchs?
--------------

Key word: "unwittingly"

Steele or no Steele, I think you've solved what today was all about, Dear Watson.

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 09:02 PM (rv0Fo)

311 Nevergiveup.. he basically said Trump needs to DO SOMETHING about the meddling? What? Go punch Putin in the nose? He said if he doesn't do anything that's treason. He's a loon.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 09:01 PM (dUJdY)

But since this all happened under his hero Fredo...just give him a pass? LOL what a fuckin fat scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:03 PM (SjImc)

312 He made one of his shitty passive-aggressive attacks directly at Ace. Bad move. However, in true cockbite fashion, he's been continuing to post under a changed hash and his own screen name redone under a one-letter shift cipher.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

Well, that t'werent too smart o' him, were it?

(can anyone place the movie that quote is from?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 09:03 PM (cfHE9)

313 Alcohol run. Brb.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 09:03 PM (HScFq)

314
Early Man was okay. Silly. But that's Nick Park / Aardman for you, silly.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 09:01 PM (6FqZa)

We loved Chicken Run-laughed ourselves silly at the Anglophile jokes. Which no one else in the Memphis TN theatre we were in seemed to get. I would go see a claymation movie about early Man U.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 09:03 PM (V+V48)

315 buzzion predicted that Maxie would be here and even predicted the 'Emmanuel Goldstein' comment.

Maxie, i think the chicken would like to spend some time in its coop by itself now.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 09:04 PM (6FqZa)

316 Key word: "unwittingly"

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 09:02 PM (rv0Fo)


So the witless have free reign to do anything ...

Man, the Left are some lucky sons of bitches.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 09:04 PM (8gDQu)

317 Moki, get that Easter stuff planned now and then you can coast with your leg propped up the rest of Lent. This might be a blessing in disguise.

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 09:04 PM (kNasr)

318 I can't wait to see NBC's human interest story on me. They focused on my acute Trump derangement syndrome. It will tug at the hamstrings.

Posted by: Lindsey Vonn at February 16, 2018 09:04 PM (Tyii7)

319 Tuna - Worthington is good people too. Did you know that a boatload of your teachers (and from Olentangy too) offered to substitute for any of our teachers that wanted to go to the service? Turns out it wasn't necessary as the Superintendent declared a calamity day but still.

That meant alot.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2018 09:05 PM (8Gmms)

320 They'll change your life.

Raised with German Short-hairs but haven't had one around since I went in the Army. I have a buddy who says he thinks more of dogs than he does of most people. I like that.

Posted by: dartist at February 16, 2018 09:05 PM (nisXv)

321 Hero Coach Who Laid Down His Life Protecting Students Was A Conservative Trump Supporter

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:05 PM (SjImc)

322 and thank you moki !!

How are you? I haven't typed at you here much lately. Kid okay?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 09:05 PM (6FqZa)

323 They are making Lindsey Vonn look like a nice and sane girl.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 09:06 PM (7JbXq)

324 Trump is doing something. He is strangling the Russian oil economy (or rather letting private business do it itself and just getting the fuck out of the way.) That, in of itself, is more than the last two president's combined.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 09:06 PM (cfHE9)

325 Serious business idea:

Burger joint. Very very simple presentation: You get served just a patty of meat on a plain bun. The there is a condiment bar where you can add your own mustard, relish, to your own liking.

Name:

Nothingburger.

Due to just the name itself, I KNOW that would be a money-making venture. If I had the gumption, I'd do it.

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2018 09:06 PM (42M22)

326 So Trump has Hillary and Obama dead to rights. So the rats will squeal that it was all done "unwittingly" just like the kid in New Jersey with the campaign posters.

Hillary/Some kid in New Jersey. Obama/Some girl in Florida. The FBI/Some kid in Georgia.

It's all the same. Equivalence is real. We were all victims. Time to heal the nation and MOVE ON

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 09:07 PM (rv0Fo)

327 Burger joint. Very very simple presentation: You get served just a patty of meat on a plain bun. The there is a condiment bar where you can add your own mustard, relish, to your own liking.

Isn't that just Fuddruckers ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 09:07 PM (6FqZa)

328 325 Serious business idea:

Burger joint. Very very simple presentation: You get served just a patty of meat on a plain bun. The there is a condiment bar where you can add your own mustard, relish, to your own liking.

Name:

Nothingburger.

Due to just the name itself, I KNOW that would be a money-making venture. If I had the gumption, I'd do it.
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2018 09:06 PM (42M22)

You basically just described Fuddruckers.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

329 Pearl Jam is very angry and is DEMANDING a full gun ban now.

Lol

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 09:08 PM (m2ZPR)

330 Who knows, if Mueller wastes enough taxpayer money he just might find a unicorn that farts Skittles.

In comparison I have a better chance af winning the MegaMillions tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2018 09:08 PM (3FBAK)

331 Ads like these won evil Trump the election...
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/964567493816832004

Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2018 09:08 PM (ewxPW)

332 We got a toyota-Rav4. We shopped online first to price the stuff we
wanted, and then at different dealerships around town and found the one
that had the bells and whistle (just one, heated seats, yeah baby) we
wanted at the best price. Went in, test drove, bargained a bit but got
under the price we had budgeted. It was the best car buying experience I
have had.

My sister just bought one. Loaded. Really nice. But I don't need anything that big any more. Thinking a Honda HRV or something similar. My CRV is 15 years old and I never had any problems with it. May just see what it needs for work and get it done if it's not crazy money.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 09:08 PM (O5Q3r)

333 Okay, THAT was uncanny.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 09:09 PM (6FqZa)

334 zombie I had the idea years ago to open a peanut butter and jelly sandwich shop. Same concept as yours. Make them a plain PB&J sandwich then have tons of condiments at a sidebar where they can add whatever they want.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 09:09 PM (dUJdY)

335 Nothingburger?

Great name. Bad idea. People are lazy. They don't want to do the grunt work.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 09:09 PM (7JbXq)

336 Hope that anti American cunt breaks her back again.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 09:09 PM (m2ZPR)

337 Pearl Jam is very angry and is DEMANDING a full gun ban now.


I bet every one of 'em own multiple bang sticks. Hypocrites.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 16, 2018 09:09 PM (Tyii7)

338 329: pearl jam can go horsefuck. seattle sucktards. mumbling fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

339 I'm waiting to hear what Charlie Sykes thinks about all this...NOT!

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 16, 2018 09:10 PM (3dt/D)

340 You know that time when there are a lot of well-worn ruts in the course and it throws off a lot of the competitors who get sent into the fences?

That's Lindsey Vonn time.

Posted by: Roy at February 16, 2018 09:10 PM (ABjxW)

341
How are you? I haven't typed at you here much lately. Kid okay?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 09:05 PM (6FqZa)

{{{{boulder}}}}}

I know, it's been a while. Kid is dean's list while having her second round of Lyme disease. We just finished up with the neurologist, and are waiting to hear from infectious disease. But she refuses to let it slow her down too much. I'm not at all proud of her.

What kind of job are you up for? I hope its something that will make you happy while paying the bills.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 09:10 PM (V+V48)

342 335 Nothingburger?

Great name. Bad idea. People are lazy. They don't want to do the grunt work.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 09:09 PM (7JbXq)

Personally, I've always been partial to Furburger.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 16, 2018 09:10 PM (hUqh+)

343 zombie I had the idea years ago to open a peanut butter and jelly sandwich shop. Same concept as yours. Make them a plain PB&J sandwich then have tons of condiments at a sidebar where they can add whatever they want.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 09:09 PM (dUJdY)


What would anyone add to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? The peanut butter and the jelly are condiments, to begin with

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 09:11 PM (8gDQu)

344 Meathead is sounding more unhinged than usual.

Posted by: Amazon Suggestion: at February 16, 2018 09:11 PM (rdl6o)

345 Pearl Jam suck, they've always sucked, and helped make most of the 1990s suck.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 09:11 PM (6FqZa)

346 ''Tuna - Worthington is good people too. Did you know that a boatload of your teachers (and from Olentangy too) offered to substitute for any of our teachers that wanted to go to the service? Turns out it wasn't necessary as the Superintendent declared a calamity day but still.

That meant alot. ''

Many, many wearing blue today at work to honor their memories

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 09:11 PM (jm1YL)

347 Pearl Jam can demand in one hand and spit in the other. You know the rest....

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

348 When I look to policy on todays hot issues my first instinct is What Would Eddie Vedder Do?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 09:11 PM (m2ZPR)

349 gonna miss ole banana head .

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 16, 2018 09:11 PM (MoOC7)

350 Isn't that just Fuddruckers ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

You basically just described Fuddruckers.
Posted by: Insomniac



Yeah, but Fuddruckers isn't called Nothingburger.

It's all in the name.

If you read a description of L'il Caesar Pizza, without any named revealed, you'd think, "But you just described Domino's."

Truth is. most fast food is pretty interchangable and similar.

Branding is what it's all about.

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2018 09:12 PM (42M22)

351 So Trump has Hillary and Obama dead to rights. So the rats will squeal that it was all done "unwittingly" just like the kid in New Jersey with the campaign posters.

Hillary/Some kid in New Jersey. Obama/Some girl in Florida. The FBI/Some kid in Georgia.

It's all the same. Equivalence is real. We were all victims. Time to heal the nation and MOVE ON

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 09:07 PM (rv0Fo)


The "unwittingly", i.e. completely without intent, and the absolutely "NO American citizen" (on either side of the campaign) details were beautifully crafted, almost like Clintonesque verbiage!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:12 PM (gwPgz)

352 My restaurant idea was 'Guadalupe County Peanut Butter Fried Chicken Sammich Company. ' One product, the peanut butter fried chicken sammich, two sizes - big and not-so-big. One beverage - coffee.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 09:12 PM (fA1SL)

353 >>> What would anyone add to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Reese's Pieces and wasabi.

Posted by: fluffy at February 16, 2018 09:12 PM (cHbmY)

354 didn't lindsey vonn ride the tiger?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

355 354 didn't lindsey vonn ride the tiger?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

She was the 18th hole, IIRC.

Posted by: Roy at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (ABjxW)

356 Serious business idea:

Burger joint. Very very simple presentation: You get served just a patty of meat on a plain bun. The there is a condiment bar where you can add your own mustard, relish, to your own liking.

Name:

Nothingburger.

Due to just the name itself, I KNOW that would be a money-making venture. If I had the gumption, I'd do it.
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2018 09:06 PM (42M22)

I love Fuddruckers.

Posted by: Carlos Mancina at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (+QPrx)

357
Did you hear the Democrats want Ken Starr's file unsealed to compare Starr's supposed dirty tricks to their own dirty tricks?


This would be hilarious because they obviously forgot that whole stupid #metoo bullshit movement going on now is at odds with the behavior of bill clinton.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (sZVEY)

358 349 gonna miss ole banana head .
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 16, 2018 09:11 PM (MoOC7)

Winona Ryder may get a bit nervous though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (cfHE9)

359 We got a toyota-Rav4. We shopped online first to price the stuff we
wanted, and then at different dealerships around town and found the one
that had the bells and whistle (just one, heated seats, yeah baby) we
wanted at the best price. Went in, test drove, bargained a bit but got
under the price we had budgeted. It was the best car buying experience I
have had.

We just bought on in September. One of the nicest vehicles I've ever owned. Every car guy I've ever talked to said " but the Toyota". We have 3. No regrets.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (3dt/D)

360 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 09:11 PM (8gDQu)

Well, I for one like sliced bananas on mine. You could have several types of peanut butter and jellies. At the sidebar you could have bananas, nuts, marshmallows etc...

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (dUJdY)

361 bluebell, that is the ticket. We are doing a Purim celebration next week, complete with Green's bakery hamantaschen and cinnamon babka. So if I get all the Easter stuff done this week, I can coast for a few weeks.

Posted by: moki at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (V+V48)

362 349. 3/8ths of the time?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (fA1SL)

363 didn't lindsey vonn ride the tiger?

Someone check the tiger for syphilis

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (6FqZa)

364 Hope that anti American cunt breaks her back again.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 09:09 PM (m2ZPR)

All this crap has made me root against 1/2 the American team and to be honest to ignore most of the rest. The Korean Snow Boarder and her family seem cool and deserving

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (SjImc)

365 Eddie Vedder angry?
JOHNSON! STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (O5Q3r)

366 335 Nothingburger?

Great name. Bad idea. People are lazy. They don't want to do the grunt work.

Posted by: JAS


Yeah, true, but I'd need to justify the name Nothingburger somehow. Having a tasteless burger? That wouldn't work. So: having a burger with nothing extra on it.

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2018 09:14 PM (42M22)

367 She was the 18th hole, IIRC.

=============

She is a par four!

Posted by: Amazon Suggestion: at February 16, 2018 09:14 PM (rdl6o)

368 Doubt Pearl Jam could set 'Molon Labe' to a good beat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2018 09:14 PM (3FBAK)

369 334 zombie I had the idea years ago to open a peanut butter and jelly sandwich shop. Same concept as yours. Make them a plain PB&J sandwich then have tons of condiments at a sidebar where they can add whatever they want.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 09:09 PM (dUJdY)


Problem 1: The condiment bar would include Marshmallow Fluff. That is sufficient to show evil.
Problem 2: The condiment bar would have to be cleaned every 2 minutes
Problem 3: The children. The children.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:14 PM (Vb4BV)

370 I would be quite happy never to hear the name Lindsey Vonn again. Ever.

Nor do I want to hear anything about her, or see any "up close and personal" things about her, or see any selfies of her.

I'm pretty sure she's the only American female at the Olympic Games.

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 09:14 PM (kNasr)

371 ''My sister just bought one. Loaded. Really nice. But I don't need anything that big any more. Thinking a Honda HRV or something similar. My CRV is 15 years old and I never had any problems with it. May just see what it needs for work and get it done if it's not crazy money.''

Got a CRV last year. Love, love it.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 09:14 PM (jm1YL)

372 Pearl Jam is very angry and is DEMANDING a full gun ban now.

Lol
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 09:08 PM (m2ZPR)



They should start with their security guards.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 09:15 PM (SiINZ)

373
I'm pretty sure she's the only American female at the Olympic Games.

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 09:14 PM (kNasr)

Don't forget Johnny Weir

Posted by: Roy at February 16, 2018 09:15 PM (ABjxW)

374 Did you hear the Democrats want Ken Starr's file unsealed to compare Starr's supposed dirty tricks to their own dirty tricks?


Kin Staaah!!!

Posted by: Lizard Jimmy Carville at February 16, 2018 09:15 PM (Tyii7)

375 Vegans naming their fake meat crap "field meat" shows that they don't like food.

And, maybe, that they like poop.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:15 PM (Vb4BV)

376 He made one of his shitty passive-aggressive attacks directly at Ace.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 08:55 PM (NWiLs)


You gotta' go Aggressive-Aggressive. Jump right up in Ace's grill ... first ten comments in. Especially if he fires up a post about how ridiculous Trump's entry into the GOP Primary is.

Meh ... I know BSGs a pain in the ass. But it bugs me how many cheered for something as simple - as easy - as Ace clicking a box. It's not like they met in the steel cage or anything.

And I know - without a shadow of a doubt - my permaban would be cheered roughly the same way. By many of the same people.

The permaban wouldn't bug me so much. But their smug-assed self-satisfaction sure as hell would.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 09:15 PM (fiGNd)

377 Ill give Vedder and his boyz credit. They dont lie and say they want sutions to gun violence. They said thry want a full ban on all guns. Every lib wants that but they bullshit about common sense laws and all that.

I can at least appreciate when a lib is honest with his intentions.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 09:15 PM (m2ZPR)

378 Okay.. so a specialty PB&J shop. Made to order with whatever extras you want. I think it would go over. Serious.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 09:15 PM (dUJdY)

379 Man, Schiff has really used this collusion innvestigation to make a name for himself. Mud.

Classy Fred Blassie performs "Pencil Neck Geek:"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JNM4atakanI

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2018 09:16 PM (t5m5e)

380 Someone get Eddie Vedder a drink or 20. He'll be ok then.

Posted by: NCKate at February 16, 2018 09:16 PM (Wd1rb)

381 "It's a nice gun, and it will protect my family, but would Pearl Jam approve of my having it?"

said no one ever

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:16 PM (Vb4BV)

382
And I know - without a shadow of a doubt - my permaban would be cheered roughly the same way. By many of the same people.

Not me.

I don't like the bans. They're gay.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 16, 2018 09:16 PM (sZVEY)

383 All of you are in the wrong business

*Belly laugh*

Posted by: Robert Mueller at February 16, 2018 09:16 PM (3dZsn)

384 ngu: that's why the Olympics is suffering from viewership. It's the same with the nfl. when some #wokey tool on the American team pipes up with ignorant crap then it makes Americans feel like they're not supporting America.

The Astros in Houston didn't say boo about politics this year and as a result, Astros fans sold out their tickets.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 09:16 PM (6FqZa)

385
Ill give Vedder and his boyz credit. They dont lie and say they want
sutions to gun violence. They said thry want a full ban on all guns.


Does that include their security, on the road and at home?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 16, 2018 09:16 PM (oVJmc)

386 Ooh moki, that all sounds so good. What's your church's address again?

Posted by: bluebell at February 16, 2018 09:17 PM (kNasr)

387 When most celebrities and women athletes get naked slefies leaked, it's a major disappointment. Lindsey Vonn is no exception. Looks like a dude. Sad.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 16, 2018 09:17 PM (+QPrx)

388 >>> I'm pretty sure she's the only American female at the Olympic Games.

All males on the team are gay, so she is very lonely.

Posted by: fluffy at February 16, 2018 09:17 PM (cHbmY)

389 Hannity is ripping the Zipster a new one. Although, I am sure Reggie took care of that first!

Posted by: Amazon Suggestion: at February 16, 2018 09:17 PM (rdl6o)

390

And if I haven't mentioned it already, Fark Dimmy Kimmel with a rusty chainsaw sideways

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 09:17 PM (SiINZ)

391 Speaking of guns, I just picked up a couple of the Federal 550 boxes of 22LR at walmart. $20@. I'm pretty happy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 09:17 PM (8gDQu)

392 Did Monk recover ok? He was a mess last week.

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 09:17 PM (rv0Fo)

393 How is the gay skater guy the first openly gay skater guy? There's not a big enough closet on the planet to have ever held Johnny Weir.

Posted by: NCKate at February 16, 2018 09:17 PM (Wd1rb)

394 378 Okay.. so a specialty PB&J shop. Made to order with whatever extras you want. I think it would go over. Serious.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 09:15 PM (dUJdY)


It might at that. Throw in the Elvis peanut butter and banana sandwich, made with something like a whole jar of peanut butter, and your picture on the wall if you finish it, and I might even invest.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:18 PM (Vb4BV)

395 375 Vegans naming their fake meat crap "field meat" shows that they don't like food.

And, maybe, that they like poop.
Posted by: Splunge


Are you referrin to Field Roast?

Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it. They just about the best fake meat on the market. For non-political vegetarians like myself, I are grateful for the existence of the Field Roast company. They allow me to eat something that really tastes pretty close to being meat, while still remaining a vegetarian.

(I'm one of the rare vegetarians who freely admit that I love the taste of meat.)

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2018 09:18 PM (42M22)

396 Lindsey tried to hit on oily Tonga dude, but even he wasn't interested.

Posted by: Roy at February 16, 2018 09:18 PM (ABjxW)

397 The permaban wouldn't bug me so much. But their smug-assed self-satisfaction sure as hell would.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 09:15 PM (fiGNd)

The big difference here is Scogg- you actually argue. We know where you stand and the reasons you are there.

You do not drop a single line and then act coy when people ask wtf you meant.

I did not think BSG was that bad either, but I evidently missed some of his more memorable moments.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 09:18 PM (cfHE9)

398 Imagine the Amazon series "The Americans" fast-forwarded to now.

Philip and Elizabeth wouldn't need to put on disguises and leave the house. They wouldn't even need to wear pants.

Just hang out at home with their spoofed laptops, working like 4chan to rumble things.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 16, 2018 09:18 PM (5OEn4)

399 I have no idea why all sorts of hillbilly-diction bad grammar crept into my comment # 395. I don't remember typing that.

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2018 09:18 PM (42M22)

400 388 >>> I'm pretty sure she's the only American female at the Olympic Games.

All males on the team are gay, so she is very lonely.
----
But they gave every athlete something like 47 condoms each...///

Posted by: lin-duh at February 16, 2018 09:19 PM (kufk0)

401 Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 09:15 PM (fiGNd)

You bring a certain je ne sais quoi to the blog, so...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:19 PM (gwPgz)

402 390

And if I haven't mentioned it already, Fark Dimmy Kimmel with a rusty chainsaw sideways
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 09:17 PM (SiINZ)

Kimmy Jimmel would be a good stripper name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 09:19 PM (cfHE9)

403
I don't remember typing that.

What a drag it is getting old....

Posted by: Mama's Little Helper at February 16, 2018 09:19 PM (sZVEY)

404
All this crap has made me root against 1/2 the American team and to be honest to ignore most of the rest. The Korean Snow Boarder and her family seem cool and deserving
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM

Her dad said she is his version of the American dream and said he is proud to be an American. No PC crap about how his Korean heritage is what made her strong or any of that. He is more American than any of the leftist vermin born in this country

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 09:20 PM (m2ZPR)

405 Hope that anti American cunt breaks her back again.
-----
Rippon broke his back? I really am going to enjoy watching that recording tomorrow.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2018 09:20 PM (ewxPW)

406 329 Pearl Jam is very angry and is DEMANDING a full gun ban now.


Odd, I am DEMANDING a pearl jam ban now. I'll settle for continuing not to listen to them, though. I'm diplomatic like that.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 16, 2018 09:20 PM (hUqh+)

407 Nobody plays guitar anymore. Pearl Jam has a good guitar player. Why do these assholes do this?

Posted by: dartist at February 16, 2018 09:20 PM (nisXv)

408 395 Are you referrin to Field Roast?

Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it. They just about the best fake meat on the market. For non-political vegetarians like myself, I are grateful for the existence of the Field Roast company. They allow me to eat something that really tastes pretty close to being meat, while still remaining a vegetarian.

(I'm one of the rare vegetarians who freely admit that I love the taste of meat.)
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2018 09:18 PM (42M22)


OK, OK, I concede I haven't tasted it. But if I shared your diet, and your tastes, I'd spend all my time at Chinese Buddhist restaurants. The good ones raise fake meat to a high art.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:20 PM (Vb4BV)

409 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 08:05 PM (K0//J)

Evening to you, too, CB. Just got out of the shower after working in the attic. My old air ratchet gave up the ghost. Little air motor, she go round and round, but the wobbulator don't move the ratchet pawls no more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 09:20 PM (Dbv1R)

410 329 Pearl Jam is very angry and is DEMANDING a full gun ban now.

Lol
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 09:08 PM (m2ZPR)

Sure, NOW they want a gun ban.

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at February 16, 2018 09:21 PM (tMFgx)

411 >>> I have no idea why all sorts of hillbilly-diction bad grammar crept into my comment # 395.

Low protein diet.

Posted by: fluffy at February 16, 2018 09:21 PM (cHbmY)

412 A Navy report released last month is again raising questions about whether the services newest technology for launching jets from aircraft carriers is up to the task.

The $12.9 billion carrier Gerald R. Ford features for the first time the so-called Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System, or EMALS, which replaces traditional steam-based carrier launch systems.

But while reports last summer said that EMALS had worked in launching a handful of aircraft, a January report from the Navys weapons testing department warns that the system and others may not be ready for a fight.

sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:21 PM (SjImc)

413 How is the gay skater guy the first openly gay skater guy? There's not a big enough closet on the planet to have ever held Johnny Weir.

Posted by: NCKate at February 16, 2018 09:17 PM (Wd1rb)



The MFM is beside itself with glee over all of the queens on the Olympic team trash talking Trump and Pence. The nancy boys should be trebucheted into North Korea

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 09:21 PM (SiINZ)

414 If it has not been said lately, Clarence Thomas is the Man.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:22 PM (F4kQO)

415 Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:18 PM (Vb4BV)

LOL!! well, if the jewelry business ends up being a bust maybe I will consider it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2018 09:22 PM (dUJdY)

416 The nancy boys should be trebucheted into North Korea

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 09:21 PM (SiINZ)


LOL.

I'd watch that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 09:22 PM (8gDQu)

417 354 didn't lindsey vonn ride the tiger?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

She was the 18th hole, IIRC.
Posted by: Roy at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (ABjxW)

And the 19th and the 20th.

Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 09:22 PM (K0//J)

418 But they gave every athlete something like 47 condoms each

Pffft. Pikers.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 16, 2018 09:23 PM (Tyii7)

419 Not Schiff but Swallwell.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 08:08 PM (IqV8l)

We have a little village in Alberta called Swalwell. It's sufficiently unimportant that not one, but two highways avoid it by 6 km. There is a small dam.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 09:23 PM (Dbv1R)

420 Pearl Jam is very angry and is DEMANDING a full gun ban now.

Lol
Posted by: #neverskankles

Shonda hey, wada kondeh meh nah.

Posted by: Eddie Veder at February 16, 2018 09:23 PM (HScFq)

421
She was the 18th hole, IIRC.
Posted by: Roy at February 16, 2018 09:13 PM (ABjxW)

And the 19th and the 20th.
Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 09:22 PM (K0//J)

Hope Solo is the Omega Hole.

Sounds like a line from a movie trailer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 09:24 PM (cfHE9)

422 But they gave every athlete something like 47 condoms each

Butt sex is extra rough on the rubbers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 09:24 PM (8gDQu)

423 412. Meanwhile, the Kuznetsov, its boilers at full pressure from its peat and used-tires powerplant, manages to launch aircraft. Sometimes, the new tech is not needed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 09:24 PM (fA1SL)

424 How is the gay skater guy the first openly gay skater guy? There's not a big enough closet on the planet to have ever held Johnny Weir.

Posted by: NCKate at February 16, 2018 09:17 PM (Wd1rb)


Poor Scott Hamilton. Everyone just assumed he was gay.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:24 PM (F4kQO)

425 In all honesty though ... I'm just here for the pics of Fens Tits and Hooters.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 09:24 PM (fiGNd)

426 The MFM is beside itself with glee over all of the queens on the Olympic
team trash talking Trump and Pence.

There's so much flaming gayness in the skating arena tonight that I'm surprised the sprinklers haven't gone off.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 09:24 PM (O5Q3r)

427 Wait a sec. That figure skater is the first openly gay skater? Snort. And nbc reporys this shit with a straight face. Bwa ha ha ha

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 09:24 PM (m2ZPR)

428 Two years after the Navys elite special warfare operating billets were opened to women, the service could be on the verge of seeing their first female candidates step up to the challenge.

Thats what Vice. Adm. Robert P. Burke told the Senate Armed Services Personnel Subcommittee during his Feb. 14 testimony.

Burke and other service personnel chiefs were asked to give Senator Kirstin Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) an update on the participation of women in billets that, until recently, were closed to them.

BULLSHIT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:24 PM (SjImc)

429 After the election the RUSSIANS helped organize anti-Trump rallies.

So the anti-Trumpers were really the ones colluding with RUSSIANS.



AND... right on cue, lady on Hannity says they were unwittingly misled by RUSSIANS.
Unwittenly. umm, no.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 16, 2018 09:25 PM (Eu5eZ)

430 Wait...Eddie Vedder and Pearl Jam, whose breakthrough hit was a song about a kid that snapped at school and shot up his entire class and glorified it in video format, is outraged by a school shooting and guns.

Let me guess, Foster the People is really upset too....

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at February 16, 2018 09:25 PM (9iymH)

431 422 But they gave every athlete something like 47 condoms each

Butt sex is extra rough on the rubbers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 09:24 PM (8gDQu)

Reminds me of:

"I don't get why people have trouble wearing condoms. Speaking for myself, I wear two in my every day life- you know, like swinging two bats in the on deck circle? Then when I have sex, I take one off and I feel like a wild man."
-Dennis Miller

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 09:26 PM (cfHE9)

432 Well our ''quad king'' just redeemed himself.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 09:26 PM (jm1YL)

433
Two years after the Navys elite special warfare operating billets were opened to women, the service could be on the verge of seeing their first female candidates step up to the challenge.

Maybe they could get EMALS to work.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 09:26 PM (IqV8l)

434 Only a ghey man would have the courage to wear a cow pie on top of his head.

Posted by: Johnny Weir at February 16, 2018 09:27 PM (Tyii7)

435
I'll have the Nothingburger with a sodee pop and a side of onion rings.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2018 09:27 PM (eXA4G)

436 333 Okay, THAT was uncanny.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 09:09 PM (6FqZa)

Never underestimate the power of the Horde distributed system intelligence network.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

437 Evening to you, too, CB. Just got out of the shower after working in the attic. My old air ratchet gave up the ghost. Little air motor, she go round and round, but the wobbulator don't move the ratchet pawls no more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 09:20 PM (Dbv1R)

Hey there! You in AZ?

Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 09:27 PM (K0//J)

438 AOP ..live anywhere near Lloydminster ? Was there in late 1978 for a week in December.

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 16, 2018 09:28 PM (MoOC7)

439 Let me guess, Foster the People is really upset too....

Actually I kinda like that song. It's got a good beat....And you can dance to it. I give it an 87

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 16, 2018 09:28 PM (3dt/D)

440 ''Only a ghey man would have the courage to wear a cow pie on top of his head. ''

LOL.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 09:28 PM (jm1YL)

441 How come Obama can send his minnions to Israel to mess with there election and heaven forbid it happens here.....

Posted by: Marcos Barlowito at February 16, 2018 09:28 PM (/mUWk)

442 >>How is the gay skater guy the first openly gay skater guy? There's not a big enough closet on the planet to have ever held Johnny Weir.


Yeah, it was a "don't ask, don't tell" policy by NBC prior to this Olympics, I guess?

Posted by: Oprah at February 16, 2018 09:28 PM (W+vEI)

443 435. No. Cevapi and ajvar. To drink crab juice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 09:29 PM (fA1SL)

444 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:24 PM (SjImc)

Complete unearned equality is the new diversity!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:29 PM (gwPgz)

445 How come Obama can send his minnions to Israel to mess with there election and heaven forbid it happens here.....
Posted by: Marcos Barlowito at February 16, 2018 09:28 PM (/mUWk)

Well on the bright side, remember he failed miserably on that one and probably helped Netanyahu back into Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:30 PM (SjImc)

446 The recent shootings may have changed the numbers but for years more people were murdered by blunt objects / hammers than by rifles.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:30 PM (F4kQO)

447 Before I forget, USA-Russia hockey tomorrow morning 7AM ET. Looks like I'll be getting up early on a Saturday.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 09:30 PM (O5Q3r)

448 Watching SUI-SWE women's curling on a ZDF livestream. Amazing concept, you get the fuck out of the way (NBC...) and the competition, the sport speaks for itself.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2018 09:30 PM (5qYq+)

449 No. Cevapi and ajvar. To drink crab juice.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii

No fries. Cheeps.

Posted by: Olympic Cafe at February 16, 2018 09:31 PM (HScFq)

450 So the anti-Trumpers were really the ones colluding with RUSSIANS.
-----
Yes, that was the point of making a big deal out of no Americans being charged so when the Dem FBI shit hits the fan, the MFM can say "but no Americans were involved!"

Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2018 09:31 PM (ewxPW)

451 But if I shared your diet, and your tastes, I'd spend all my time at Chinese Buddhist restaurants. The good ones raise fake meat to a high art.
Posted by: Splunge


Hey, I go to those places all the time! Actually, there's a Vietnamese Buddhist cult that runs a few restaurants in the Bay Area with the absolutely BEST Asian fake meat. Even though they're Vietnamese, they serve mostly Chinese dishes. Lots of cult literature around makes for entertaining reading too.

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2018 09:31 PM (42M22)

452 Yeah, it was a "don't ask, don't tell" policy by NBC prior to this Olympics, I guess?

Posted by: Oprah at February 16, 2018 09:28 PM (W+vEI)

No, it was more of a “we don’t NEED to know AND don’t give a shit who you have sex with” policy. Now, every convo has to be about who your fukking and I just don’t understand WHY!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:32 PM (DAdSz)

453 pearl jam is from that country where everything sucks. mike judge nailed it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 09:32 PM (KP5rU)

454 Is Lindsey Vonn skiing in the Olympics? I hope the stupid brainwashed bitch breaks her legs.

Fucking no way in hell I'll ever cheer for any of these anti-american athletes who very publicly hold me and my family in contempt.

Fuck them.

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 09:32 PM (mJXUS)

455 431 "I don't get why people have trouble wearing condoms. Speaking for myself, I wear two in my every day life- you know, like swinging two bats in the on deck circle? Then when I have sex, I take one off and I feel like a wild man."
-Dennis Miller
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 09:26 PM (cfHE9)


Dennis Miller is a weird dude, as I discovered bingeing on his interviews on YouTube. He says he gave up sex because it was "always the same thing" and he "outgrew" it.

He could have been joking. But it did not seem like it. He was on Howard Stern when (extremely NSFW hot lesbian event) happened, and wouldn't turn his head to look, because "I don't know the lady."

But he could have been joking, against all appearances. The guy loves to push a joke all the way.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:32 PM (Vb4BV)

456 >>Poor Scott Hamilton. Everyone just assumed he was gay.



"Tell me about it!"
-- Steele Johnson

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 09:32 PM (W+vEI)

457 451. Austin has a place run by falun gong. Yeah.......cult.literature everywhere, but best vegetarian food in the city.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 09:33 PM (fA1SL)

458 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:21 PM (SjImc)

Just because you have a battle proven steam powered aircraft launching system with a solid track record is no reason not to experiment with new unproven (and basically untested in a stressed environment) technology!

Besides think of that sweet graft inherent in every new military system!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:34 PM (gwPgz)

459 Fucking no way in hell I'll ever cheer for any of these anti-american athletes who very publicly hold me and my family in contempt.

Fuck them.
Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 09:32 PM (mJXUS)

Yup and that's how I feel about the nfl, nbs, and leftiewood

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:34 PM (SjImc)

460 451 Hey, I go to those places all the time! Actually, there's a Vietnamese Buddhist cult that runs a few restaurants in the Bay Area with the absolutely BEST Asian fake meat. Even though they're Vietnamese, they serve mostly Chinese dishes. Lots of cult literature around makes for entertaining reading too.
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2018 09:31 PM (42M22)


My epiphany was at a restaurant that was quite a drive north, even from the North Bay. I think it was the Temple of 10,000 Buddhas, but I'm not positive. Amazing food, and even dishes you would have sworn there was garlic in, even though it's not allowed.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:34 PM (Vb4BV)

461 Isn't vegetarian food an oxymoron?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 09:34 PM (HScFq)

462 Fuck them.
Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 09:32 PM (mJXUS)
**************
Hear! Hear!

*bangs wooden cane on floor repeatedly*

Posted by: torabora at February 16, 2018 09:34 PM (K0z2U)

463 Just because you have a battle proven steam powered aircraft launching system with a solid track record is no reason not to experiment with new unproven (and basically untested in a stressed environment) technology!

Besides think of that sweet graft inherent in every new military system!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:34 PM (gwPgz)

Yup LOL... Their new philosophy of building on the fly and correcting as they go is working out great ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:35 PM (SjImc)

464 "Tell me about it!"

-- Steele Johnson




Not to be confused with Slab Bulkhead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 09:36 PM (SiINZ)

465 You're telling me that Johnny Weir was in the Closet 4 Years ago????? Come on, that closet was wide open with Johnny standing in the doorway..." HEY FELLAS"

Posted by: Marcos Barlowito at February 16, 2018 09:36 PM (/mUWk)

466 Dennis Miller may be on the spectrum.

Posted by: Pound Me Too at February 16, 2018 09:36 PM (+QPrx)

467 >>>best vegetarian food in the city.

Second place: the median.

Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 16, 2018 09:37 PM (YVvkI)

468 http://bit.ly/2F6jf53
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BREAKING: Mueller Hits Paul Manafort With New Allegations of Bank Fraud

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 09:37 PM (y3aQB)

469 @260
Pyrenees pups? Where are you? I would love to have one! They are fantastic dogs but I don't know about in an apartment. We have two who are livestock guardians on our farm. The smaller of our two is about 90 pounds. They are half Pyr and half Anatolian.

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at February 16, 2018 09:38 PM (MnRda)

470 A full gun ban like in Chicago?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Take a Wakanda Wild Side With the Black Pander at February 16, 2018 09:38 PM (ks6bw)

471 >>>ScoggDog

for the most part, you get grumpy, and it suits you.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 16, 2018 09:38 PM (SJBL7)

472 >>Dennis Miller may be on the spectrum.


I used to listen to his daily radio show at work, and he was great. Affable, silly, a voracious reader who had on a wide variety of guests. Also, I think he mate hate Pelosi more than anyone here (her reeeeeally hates her).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 09:39 PM (W+vEI)

473 A guy here at work is giving away great Pyrenees pups. I would not mind another dog, but not sure s/he would do well in an apartment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (cfHE9)


Daughter's family has two Great Pyrenees. The male is about 120 pounds of dog, the female a bit smaller (and a total couch potato). GPs are cute little balls of fuzz as puppies but then they grow!!!!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 16, 2018 09:39 PM (5Yee7)

474 Entirely OT: I just spent a little time in a children's ministry in the church here. The kids all live in nearby squatter communities.
One little guy, maybe three, grabbed my hand and would not let go.
I don't know if it was about the color of my skin or some type of father hunger.
Makes me misty eyed.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 16, 2018 09:39 PM (5fRCd)

475 467. Bwahhhha! Well done and true.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 09:40 PM (fA1SL)

476 > Besides think of that sweet graft inherent in every new military system!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar
---
And contracted out to the lowest bidder, too!

Posted by: Pogomip at February 16, 2018 09:40 PM (pPQH/)

477 The entire Russia 13 happened during Obama's watch and specifically Comey's watch. This has to be emphasized.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 09:40 PM (m2ZPR)

478 Yup and that's how I feel about the nfl, nbs, and leftiewood

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 09:34 PM (SjImc)
--------------------------
Honestly, I bet this sjw shit probably has a lot to do with why rating are collapsing.

And it's not jut with the olympics. Movies, theaters, TV, talk shows, news programs, and entertainment in general are on a harsh ratings decline. It's one of the biggest stories not being reported by the media. Sure, some of it's do to technology changes and streaming. But I guarantee you that a huge reason for this is that half the country is just fucking tired of this liberal bullshit being shoved down their throats and are tuning out.

We don't have any any organizational power to call for boycotts like the left. We simply stop watching.

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 09:40 PM (mJXUS)

479 Thai Buddhist Temple just east of Tampa has huge fundraiser meals on Sundays. Lots with real meat and lots of hot chickies too. If you are into that sort of thing.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 16, 2018 09:41 PM (Eu5eZ)

480 Sh!t. I said Dennis Miller when I meant Norm MacDonald. Please disregard my earlier post. Sorry, Dennis.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:41 PM (Vb4BV)

481 I always loved when Dennis Miller would crack himself up when he had his show on HBO years ago. His laugh just made you laugh.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:41 PM (DAdSz)

482 guy here at work is giving away great Pyrenees pups. I would not mind another dog, but not sure s/he would do well in an apartment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (cfHE9)

Daughter's family has two Great Pyrenees. The male is about 120 pounds of dog, the female a bit smaller (and a total couch potato). GPs are cute little balls of fuzz as puppies but then they grow!!!!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 16, 2018 09:39 PM (5Yee7)

They are just bigger , friendlier Goldens.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:41 PM (F4kQO)

483 A guy here at work is giving away great Pyrenees pups.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:53 PM (cfHE9)

Daughter's family has two Great Pyrenees.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 16, 2018 09:39 PM (5Yee7)


Kate Upton's got a couple pups I wouldn't mind watching for a weekend.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 09:43 PM (fiGNd)

484 Sh!t. I said Dennis Miller when I meant Norm MacDonald. Please disregard my earlier post. Sorry, Dennis.
Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:41 PM (Vb4BV)

That makes more sense.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:43 PM (F4kQO)

485 >>Sh!t. I said Dennis Miller when I meant Norm MacDonald. Please disregard my earlier post. Sorry, Dennis.


Oh, yeah, BIG difference!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 09:43 PM (W+vEI)

486 484 Sh!t. I said Dennis Miller when I meant Norm MacDonald. Please disregard my earlier post. Sorry, Dennis.
Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:41 PM (Vb4BV)

That makes more sense.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:43 PM (F4kQO)

Yeah, Norm seems like a bit of an odd one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 09:43 PM (cfHE9)

487 Sh!t. I said Dennis Miller when I meant Norm MacDonald. Please disregard my earlier post. Sorry, Dennis.
Posted by: Splunge

That makes more sense. Norm will detour 10 miles just to go the extra mile to commit to a joke.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 09:44 PM (HScFq)

488 They are just bigger , friendlier Goldens.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:41 PM (F4kQO)


I agree ... Kate's are just big, friendly, and golden. Or blonde. Shit - do they even have a color ? Pink ?

I don't care.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 09:44 PM (fiGNd)

489 Great pyranees are gorgeous dogs but all.that.fur. Everywhere. Yikes!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:44 PM (DAdSz)

490 Norm tells the best stories.

Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 16, 2018 09:45 PM (YVvkI)

491 NGU

After all you could be in the Air Farce Force:

http://www.koaa.com/story/37525764/air-force-academy-officer-apologizes-for-sergeants-email

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:45 PM (gwPgz)

492 490. Cotton Hill > Norm

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 09:45 PM (fA1SL)

493 Norm is hilarious in his own way. His friends seem to really like him and think he is personally funny so he must be okay.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:46 PM (F4kQO)

494 Great pyranees are gorgeous dogs but all.that.fur. Everywhere. Yikes!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:44 PM (DAdSz)


But properly combed and spun you can make really warm sweaters from it!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:46 PM (gwPgz)

495 Cotton Hill > Norm

Cottenelle > Cotton Hill

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 09:46 PM (fiGNd)

496 But properly combed and spun you can make really warm sweaters from it!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:46 PM (gwPgz)
Heh, well okay Laura Ingalls! LOL

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:47 PM (DAdSz)

497 >>>But properly combed and spun you can make really warm sweaters from it!

You can use the soft undercoat for pillows! Honest!

Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 16, 2018 09:47 PM (YVvkI)

498 Cotton Hill > Norm
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii

In fairness, Norm never killed fiddy men.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 09:47 PM (HScFq)

499 Emmanuelle > Cottonelle

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 09:48 PM (fiGNd)

500 Pretty sure if I took a year to investigate anything and this was the result I'd be on the unemployment line.

Posted by: X-ray at February 16, 2018 09:48 PM (hEe9g)

501 Cottenelle > Cotton Hill
Charmin >Cottonelle

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:48 PM (DAdSz)

502 Does anyone have information on when this tic of the beginning of something verbal needs "So, ..."?
Just wondering. It would seem appropriate as a follow-on to an ongoing conversation, not the beginning.
I've been seeing it for months if not years.
So, rhetorical is how you might treat this comment

Posted by: micky at February 16, 2018 09:48 PM (dF9Lb)

503 202 What clipped BSG's wings?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:44 PM (cfHE9)


Calling ace a cuck didn't help.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

504 493 Norm is hilarious in his own way. His friends seem to really like him and think he is personally funny so he must be okay.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:46 PM (F4kQO)


He is very funny, and a whole lot smarter than he usually lets on. He gets lots of respect from other comedians because he is utterly committed to the joke, and apparently completely unafraid of crossing the unwritten boundaries or embarrassing himself.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 09:48 PM (Vb4BV)

505 468 http://bit.ly/2F6jf53
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BREAKING: Mueller Hits Paul Manafort With New Allegations of Bank Fraud
Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 09:37 PM (y3aQB)

Hmmm... So Mueller has got Manafort's Bank records... from... NOW????

Somehow got the Loan Docs??? What underlying crime were they after that let them see and use those records?

This looks more like Persecution, than Prosecution....

Posted by: Prisoner Number 6 at February 16, 2018 09:49 PM (NgKpN)

506 I heard some government hack say that almost all of the drones in the Federal LE would make more in the private sector. What a load of bullshit. Most of these fucks couldn't last a few weeks if they had to make a profit.

Posted by: CM9000 at February 16, 2018 09:49 PM (eq7gs)

507 503 202 What clipped BSG's wings?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 08:44 PM (cfHE9)

Calling ace a cuck didn't help.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

That'd do it too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 09:49 PM (cfHE9)

508 Honestly, I bet this sjw shit probably has a lot to do with why rating are collapsing.
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And the print media. Gannette and McClatchy have grabbed off dozens and dozens of local papers (like ours). They toss out the existing publisher and staff, and turn the papers into shabby PC/Prog shadows of what used to be the local paper.

Gannette has marched several publishers through our paper, who have NO investment or interest in the community. The last one was from Hawaii...for a paper in W. North Carolina.

Oddly, circulation is in the toilet. Wizards that they are, their response has been to raise the cost, now at $500.00 a year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 09:50 PM (cp1if)

509
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:47 PM (DAdSz)

Daughter H had a sweetheart GP and she basically had to use a snow shovel in her house to move the shed hair over to one side for bagging!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:50 PM (gwPgz)

510 Throwing sheriff a lifeline out of that shithole website managed by cock-starved Church lady whites married to closeted homos? Good. He has done penance although steriff never can be trusted totally again.

Posted by: David Frum at February 16, 2018 09:50 PM (Xe934)

511 Cottenelle > Cotton Hill
Charmin >Cottonelle
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:48 PM (DAdSz)

Lucky Charms > Charmin

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:50 PM (F4kQO)

512 The MSM: So what have you come up with?

Mueller: Well, we've spun this in a variety of ways, but the basic idea is, I would indict...

George Moronza: Uh, may I?

Mueller: Go ahead.

George Moronza: I think I can sum up the investigation for you in one word. Nothingburger.

The MSM: Nothingburger?

George Moronza: Nothingburger. A collusion narrative about... nothing!

The MSM: Well, it's not about nothing.

George Moronza: No, it is a nothingburger!

Mueller: Well, maybe in philosophy I came up with nothing, but even a nothingburger is something. Carry on fapping.

Posted by: Hands at February 16, 2018 09:51 PM (EzdLW)

513 Charmin >Cottonelle
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:48 PM (DAdSz)


I got nothin'. Charmin is pretty good ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 09:51 PM (fiGNd)

514 . Most of these fucks couldn't last a few weeks if they had to make a profit.
Posted by: CM9000
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Chelsea at February 16, 2018 09:51 PM (cp1if)

515 Most of these fucks couldn't last a few weeks if they had to make a profit work.

Posted by: CM9000 at February 16, 2018 09:49 PM (eq7gs)

FTFY

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:52 PM (gwPgz)

516 Somewhere in Donald Trump's closet hangs a white suit.
He wore that suit to the disco to dance to Rasputin by Boney M.
Is that just a coincidence?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 16, 2018 09:52 PM (5fRCd)

517 Lucky Charms > Charmin
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:50 PM (F4kQO)


All I got is Kaboom and some Brown Paper Towels.

I fold.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 09:52 PM (fiGNd)

518 Gay Russians...? It had to be!

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 16, 2018 09:53 PM (yhf6w)

519 Somewhere in Donald Trump's closet hangs a white suit.
He wore that suit to the disco to dance to Rasputin by Boney M.
Is that just a coincidence?
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 16, 2018 09:52 PM (5fRCd)

He used to go to Studio 54 but did not partake in the debauchery. He was just their for the publicity and to be able to wear that white suit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:54 PM (F4kQO)

520 Hrothgar we had an awesome Shepard-Husky mix. Double coats it was everywhere! Loved that dog but I just couldn*t handle that level of shedding again, it was tumbleweeds thru the house!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:54 PM (DAdSz)

521 Gay Russians...? It had to be!

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 16, 2018 09:53 PM (yhf6w)

Obama Honeypot?

Posted by: X-ray at February 16, 2018 09:54 PM (hEe9g)

522 >>He used to go to Studio 54 but did not partake in the debauchery. He was just their for the publicity and to be able to wear that white suit.


Must have been the only sober guy there.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 09:55 PM (W+vEI)

523 BSG got let of the corner to get banned?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 16, 2018 09:55 PM (5fRCd)

524 Posted by: David Frum at February 16, 2018 09:50 PM (Xe934)

I am glad I never visit the Never Trump sites, thank goodness for Ace and this band of merry degenerates!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:55 PM (gwPgz)

525 Hey there! You in AZ?

Posted by: Country Boy at February 16, 2018 09:27 PM (K0//J)

I am, and I am here until the latter part of March, unless I get a sudden call to go to work.
Suffering through a cold right now, so my productivity is way down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 09:56 PM (Dbv1R)

526 Aw, Scogg! Cmon man, dig for it!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:56 PM (DAdSz)

527 Muellers Resting Big Face is a perfect 10!

Posted by: Amazon Suggestion: at February 16, 2018 09:56 PM (rdl6o)

528 Are we gonna' back into this!

Posted by: i know kung fu! at February 16, 2018 09:56 PM (Up8Lm)

529 Aw, Scogg! Cmon man, dig for it!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:56 PM (DAdSz)

Yeah I intentionally left it wide open so someone could come full circle.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 09:57 PM (F4kQO)

530 Lindsey just screwed up.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 09:57 PM (jm1YL)

531 Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 09:54 PM (DAdSz)

Daughter's house is the only place I've ever tripped on dog hair!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:58 PM (gwPgz)

532 AOP ..live anywhere near Lloydminster ? Was there in late 1978 for a week in December.

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 16, 2018 09:28 PM (MoOC7)

Lloyd is at least a three-hour road trip for me; north and east. I have worked on wells in the Lloydminster field several times.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 09:58 PM (Dbv1R)

533 Lindsey just screwed up.
Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 09:57 PM (jm1YL)

Vonn? Wish I could say I cared. She alienated 50% of America by choice.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 10:00 PM (F4kQO)

534 Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:58 PM (gwPgz)

OMG! I can*t begin to even imagine!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 10:00 PM (DAdSz)

535 O N T

Posted by: Panhandler at February 16, 2018 10:00 PM (ILwW3)

536 Daughter's house is the only place I've ever tripped on dog hair!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar

We moved the fridge once when mom had the golden. It looked like a blond tribble was living under there.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:01 PM (HScFq)

537 Dave Ramsay makes a lot of sense on getting a handle on finances. I don't know how good his investment advice is, and that is something about which I have no discernable talent or wisdom. But it was worth the penny pinching, coupon clipping, no vacations, and eating at home to pay off all debt and not have to finance a car.

But I guarantee you, as soon as I've written this, some major house system is going to crap out on us, and cost outrageous amounts of money to replace. Because that is this house's nature.

Posted by: moki


the borrower is servant to the lender


I've started listening to Ramsey while driving (running from Hannity) - it's informative. Yes, he takes the basic needy caller but often he gets into the nuts and bolts of "how money works".

Today he got into a riff on how to deal with a bill collector *(3 cars had been repo'ed) and what to say and not to say. And yesterday "what to expect from a financial adviser" - good stuff, both of them.

Posted by: Hoppey Long (Jake) Cassidy at February 16, 2018 10:01 PM (qZIkn)

538 This is starting to look really stupid.

Time to wrap it up.

Russian collusion is them giving to Trump all the files.

Russia doesn't work without the USA.

Posted by: this might sting a bit! at February 16, 2018 10:01 PM (Up8Lm)

539 Seems to me, Mueller is looking for a way out of this bottomless pit of nothingness so that they can get onto Clinton and Obama. Because if they do nothing to all the Clinton cronies after all that has been revealed, well, we might as well hang up our spurs because there is no rule of law anymore.

So I ask you, Mr Mueller, will you destroy this country to protect these slimy pieces of shit?

Where the fuck is Jeff Sessions? Why isn't anyone doing anything about the actual criminals? It ain't like they're hard to spot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2018 10:02 PM (pUDQf)

540 We will see.

Posted by: Alabama is correct! at February 16, 2018 10:03 PM (Up8Lm)

541 It's one of my all time favorites...

that quote from "Heavy Metal"..

I'ddi bitti pieces' ..alive"

GO Trump!

Posted by: Frontier Justice! at February 16, 2018 10:08 PM (Up8Lm)

542 Ol SChiffski was creaming in his jeans. But there ain't much here.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 16, 2018 10:13 PM (Sda6L)

543 531
Daughter's house is the only place I've ever tripped on dog hair!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:58 PM (gwPgz)


Damn. If only me and my friends back in college knew that dog hair was hallucinogenic.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

544 Pearl Jam is very angry and is DEMANDING a full gun ban now

Hmmm.... pearl jam... pearl jam?
Who T.F. is "pearl jam"? Some 90s has-been band or something?

And, why should I G.A.F. what they want?

Huh...

Posted by: JQ at February 16, 2018 10:24 PM (yD/Pf)

545 God
I love this trump guy!

Posted by: this is our chair against the wall moment. at February 16, 2018 11:34 PM (Up8Lm)

546 fuck'n coast guard 's got this.

Posted by: long mustace!? at February 16, 2018 11:35 PM (Up8Lm)

547 Good for you CGIS.

Posted by: red heads' at February 16, 2018 11:36 PM (Up8Lm)

548 I love you all

even yhe the one with the falts

Posted by: it's up to 7 minutes.. at February 17, 2018 12:10 AM (Up8Lm)

549 The commies hard core are gonna really laugh at themselves

Posted by: goe's bing at February 17, 2018 12:13 AM (Up8Lm)

550 If trolling is defined as "interference in a foreign election," shouldn't Obama be indicted by Israel for his attempt at toppling Bibi?

Posted by: red speck at February 17, 2018 12:23 AM (gS3OW)

551 It is a " nothin burger" that the USA ended up electing the candidate that the Rusians wanted to win ?
That we ended up with PutIin's boy as POTUS ?
I do not agree, I do not want Putin's choice as POTUS

Posted by: Yeah at February 17, 2018 07:46 AM (zKZ1l)

552 Facebook estimates over 125 million people saw the ads that Putin wanted us to read

Posted by: Yeah at February 17, 2018 07:52 AM (zKZ1l)

553 Any moment now we can expect the Democrats to call for an investigation into the possible collusion between government officials and illegal aliens that voted in the last election. They will start with sanctuary cities and follow it up with get out the vote efforts in the same areas. Yeah right.

Posted by: Trip at February 17, 2018 08:10 AM (8+Pda)

554 If it is a crime to interfere in foreign elections, when will Obama be indicted for interfering in foreign elections? How many times in how many places did he do that?

Posted by: dan at February 17, 2018 09:42 AM (zcRYa)

555 If it's a crime for foreigners to interfere in US elections, then when will we see the prosecution of all the illegal immigrants out there doing political rallies, and the people who fund them?

Posted by: Steve at February 17, 2018 11:09 AM (V9L4Q)

556 We just killed 200 Russians in Syria. If Trump is colluding with Russia, HE'S DOING IT WRONG.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 17, 2018 08:02 PM (V86aL)

557 I would never root against any American. Indifferent? Hell yes. Against? Never.

If someone wants to make an ass of themselves, go ahead. I''ll hand them more toilet paper if they want. It doesn't bother me.

Even if these people are assholes thru and thru, you have to admire the dedication and discipline that it takes to do what they do, regardless.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 18, 2018 09:59 AM (b8J4P)

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