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Teen Vogue, In Article About Butt Stuff, Mentions that Prostate Stimulation Is a Thing That Either Men or Women Can Enjoy

Former (?) Social Justice Warrior Laci Greene pointed out that women do not have prostate glands, and noted that it was absurd for Teen Vogue to discuss the two different biological sexes as "those who have a prostate" and "those who don't have a prostate," instead of just saying "men" and "women." (It's also pretty outrageous that Teen Vogue is selling anal sex to children, but I guess that ship has sailed.)

Last week, Teen Vogue published a visually explicit and kinda gross article about a certain sex act, which included diagrams of the female and male reproductive anatomy. The diagrams described female anatomy as the anatomy of a “non-prostate owner,” and described male anatomy as that which belongs to a “prostate owner” so as to avoid using the terms “male” and “female.”

So anyway now there's a Social Justice Jihad against her for noting that boys have boy parts and girls have girl parts -- at least as a biological matter. (She still buys into the notion that gender, distinguished from sex, can be fluid and self-willed.)

Meanwhile, the military continues considering whether to open enlistment to transgenders -- who will, under the proposed policy, be able to change their "gender marker" in official records without even going through the hassle of surgical "therapy" -- and I guess women will sooon be showering with biological men, with penises and prostates and the whole kit and kaboodle.

See the penis-in-women's-shower-rooms recommendation spelled out here.

Oh, and as this is The Post For Talking About Which Dirty Parts Men and Women Have, enjoy this abstract of a scholarly paper.

It's about the way we discuss the phallus in terms of power -- "having balls," for example -- and how that is "injurious" to lesbians who must suffer without the phallus. (Lesbians only? Aren't straight women also "injured" by phallic metaphors?)

The writer seems to call for a new vernacular in which we refer to the "powerful engorged clitoris" or something in order to reduce this painful injury.


Posted by: Ace at 01:52 PM




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1 Ewww. Ewww. Ewww. And first?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 11, 2017 01:43 PM (FQKBL)

2 Ballsy

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2017 01:43 PM (jAZR9)

3 Does a transman really have a prostate?
Maybe I'm failing biology here, but the appendage that is made out of a woman's vagina turned inside out = prostate????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2017 01:43 PM (NOIQH)

4 I've called the others.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 11, 2017 01:44 PM (FQKBL)

5 With any luck, Laci Green's Mugging By Reality will make her a neo-conservative.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 11, 2017 01:44 PM (ujg0T)

6 Ummmmmm...no.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2017 01:44 PM (qJhUV)

7 "Giant lady balls" is the proper way to refer to a woman with fortitude.

Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2017 01:45 PM (lOJ7h)

8 the hegemony of the phallus


Words don't mean anything anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2017 01:45 PM (/tuJf)

9 Chicks with dicks

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 11, 2017 01:45 PM (xInes)

10 I can never keep the terminology straight. Is a trans man a man who became a women, or vice versa? You can tell I care.

Posted by: GregV61 at July 11, 2017 01:45 PM (MoJlY)

11 So...the Starship Troopers shower scene is a reality in the US Army?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2017 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

12 If I found out that my kids were reading Teen Vogue, I'd be disappointed and angry.

There's no reason why they should be paying for that quality of content when pornhub is free.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2017 01:45 PM (KUaJL)

13 Don't female bodybuilders have dicks?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 11, 2017 01:46 PM (6Ll1u)

14 The hegemony of the phallus.

Not a bad concept, really.

"Babe's got big brass ones, and they clank when she walks"

Posted by: JEM at July 11, 2017 01:46 PM (TppKb)

15 "Identifying" without the the whackadoodle just shows a lack of commitment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 01:46 PM (LTHVh)

16 Maybe I'm failing biology here, but the appendage that is made out of a woman's vagina turned inside out = prostate????
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The prostate is the gland which produces a lot of the seminal fluid during ejaculation.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 01:46 PM (vg8iE)

17 Awesome !
Keep diggin', lefties !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 11, 2017 01:47 PM (Mcvvl)

18 I'm glad ace was kind enough to grace us with a news bit on prostrates to distract us from the Don Junior story.

O__O

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at July 11, 2017 01:47 PM (+dsLj)

19 Stand back, fools!

Time for another Fake Hate Crime Hoax!

http://www.sfgate.com/news/bayarea/article/ Police-Determine-Officer-Did-Not-Use-Racial-Slur-11279407.php

Person videos a cop ticketing a car driver, mis-interprets garbled audio as cops calling the driver a "ni&&er" (even though driver is actually Hispanic). Spead the lie on si=ocial media, massive SJW outrage, calls for police purges, etc. -- til video reveals he actually said "Hay, David," not "ni&&er."

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 01:47 PM (DQ4Fv)

20 What about the vinegar-cvnted ? How does that fit into the grand scheme of things ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 11, 2017 01:47 PM (acnx4)

21
I tried to get tickets for Powerful Engorged Clitoris but they were first come, first served. I came too late.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 11, 2017 01:47 PM (EgwCt)

22 Don't female bodybuilders have dicks?

Back in the day it was just the East Germans, but now it could be your local high school.

Did we lose the Cold War after all?

Posted by: JEM at July 11, 2017 01:47 PM (TppKb)

23 Groundbreaking porn flick Deep Throat was about a woman whose clitoris was in her throat.

In light of this article, maybe it's time for a reboot for today IYKWIM

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2017 01:47 PM (+7/1f)

24 Former feminist youtuber renounces toxic ... uh femininity after she begins dating anti-SJW youtuber.

Sean Connery will take "Pen is Mighter" for $600 Alex.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2017 01:48 PM (rnAwa)

25 I tried to get tickets for Powerful Engorged Clitoris but they were first come, first served. I came too late.

I'm not that into metal anyway.

Posted by: JEM at July 11, 2017 01:48 PM (TppKb)

26 AC/DC - "She's got Balls" - 1975

Thought this was all worked out already?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 11, 2017 01:48 PM (Hk/NM)

27 I sometimes think they do this to make us beg for Islam and Shari'ah Law to save us from this craziness.

Goddamn Stalking Horse.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2017 01:48 PM (CMbMd)

28 What a ridiculous time to live. I have never been a fan of SMOD. But I find HIS case compelling.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2017 01:49 PM (tbOMB)

29 I'm the proud owner of a prostate....

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2017 01:49 PM (rmVvL)

30 All I know, and all I ever want to know, about Laci Greene are those two tweets she posted on election night, one before Trump won, saying that we all need to get along, and the other after Trump won, full of profanity and obviously furious.

I'm not going to spoil my happy memories with this stuff.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2017 01:49 PM (sBOL1)

31 And this kind of stuff is why it's over for western civilization.

Even if you could get what is necessary politically, even if the country went back to fiscal sanity, the culture has gone so deviant as to be essentially, humpty dumpty. After the fall.

Culture takes a generation to change. Go ahead and pull the rip cord. We're impacting before the chute deploys.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2017 01:49 PM (z79tQ)

32 Check your prostate privilege!

Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2017 01:49 PM (lOJ7h)

33 Guy goes to the doctor's office for a prostate exam. Walks in & ask the doc, "where should I put my pants?"

Doc says, "Over by mine".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2017 01:49 PM (YxyYj)

34 Transman was a muscle car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 01:49 PM (IqV8l)

35 I like how academics are trying to make lesbianism "cool" by changing language away from phallic imagery.

Since when have academics been able to make anything cool?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2017 01:49 PM (KUaJL)

36 I'm not slamming you, Ace - I want to make that clear up front.

But posts like this unleash my inner jihadi and wish the damned Mussulmen would take over lock, stock and barrel and shove sharia hard, strong and tight up the asses of every dimwit, pervert and SJW in this country.

This country's beyond needing an enema. This country needs the hand of God to smite it like a boss.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2017 01:50 PM (X6fMO)

37 Powerful Engorged Clitoris?


Wasn't there a harry potter book out recently about such mythical beasts?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2017 01:50 PM (tbOMB)

38 "The critical ways in which lesbians must reject the hegemony of the phallus in order to experience themselves as richly emboldened."

I think they've already rejected the phallus....in a big way.

Also, why is the onus on everyone but them to ensure that feel "richly emboldened?" Emboldened to do what?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 01:50 PM (vg8iE)

39 I texted my friend a text my husband received from my husband's phone with the comment, the balls on this guy signed CaliGirl.

It cracked her up. Maybe I should have said the swollen clitoris on this guy.

It doesn't have the same ring to it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2017 01:50 PM (Ri/rl)

40 27[]

36 I'm not slamming you, Ace - I want to make that clear up front.

But posts like this unleash my inner jihadi and wish the damned Mussulmen would take over lock, stock and barrel and shove sharia hard, strong and tight up the asses of every dimwit, pervert and SJW in this country.

This country's beyond needing an enema. This country needs the hand of God to smite it like a boss.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2017 01:50 PM (X6fMO)


QED.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2017 01:50 PM (CMbMd)

41 Trannies, can they just lease the prostrate? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Strobe at July 11, 2017 01:50 PM (gbWkA)

42 Transman was a muscle car.

Transman! Rebuilds your Turbo 350 in 30 minutes while you wait!

Posted by: JEM at July 11, 2017 01:51 PM (TppKb)

43 My gawd....you people are really obsessed with 'parts'....

Posted by: Freud at July 11, 2017 01:51 PM (Enq6K)

44 "Lesbian subjectivity." Just roll that phrase around on your tongue. So to speak.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 11, 2017 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

45 This country's beyond needing an enema. This country needs the hand of God to smite it like a boss.
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Couldn't agree more.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 01:51 PM (vg8iE)

46 Oh, and good Lord.

Posted by: Strobe at July 11, 2017 01:51 PM (gbWkA)

47 I sometimes think they do this to make us beg for Islam and Shari'ah Law to save us from this craziness.



Don't know why. Women & gheys won't like.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2017 01:51 PM (YxyYj)

48 Kid from Kindergarten Cop -"boys have a penis and girls have a vagina."


Arnold - "Bigot! To the camps with you!"

Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2017 01:51 PM (cAnNx)

49 11 So...the Starship Troopers shower scene is a reality in the US Army?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2017 01:45 PM (NOIQH)




Arguably the Muslims will be the 21st Century "bugs".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 11, 2017 01:51 PM (ujg0T)

50 which side is "anti-science" again?

Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2017 01:51 PM (lOJ7h)

51 >>The prostate is the gland which produces a lot of the seminal fluid during ejaculation.

And do they build one of these into the appendage during a sex change operation? I'm just not seeing how this makes them a "possessor of a prostate". Or maybe it's that when a man has an operation to become a woman they keep his prostate - just tuck it in there somewhere in his custom-built vagina?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2017 01:51 PM (NOIQH)

52 Trannies, can they just lease the prostrate? Asking for a friend.

Prostrate vs prostate - different things.

Prone vs supine - supine means you can hold soup in your navel.

Posted by: JEM at July 11, 2017 01:52 PM (TppKb)

53 Another take on the subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGX1sqMK-vg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2017 01:52 PM (XUcIQ)

54 Remember all the jokes about Lesbians in Men's bodies?

Now you can actually be TRENDY!

Posted by: rd at July 11, 2017 01:52 PM (4dz1m)

55 So, I guess 'with prostate' and 'without prostate' will be added to the list of genders, currently at only 31.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 11, 2017 01:52 PM (7ZVPa)

56 So, I guess 'with prostate' and 'without prostate' will be added to the list of genders, currently at only 31.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 11, 2017 01:52 PM (7ZVPa)
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I thought the list was up to 52, or some number close to that, no?

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2017 01:53 PM (sBOL1)

57 Leaked internal memo from BART (SF-area subway) board reveals they intentionally hide all info, video and photos about crimes (including unsolved crimes) on the BART system because to do so would "unfairly affect riders of color":

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/ BART-official-criticized-for-memo-on-withholding-11279058.php

In other words, we wouldn't want the criminals to feel the sting of racism!

As most commenters noted: The BART supe who said this is the one being racist for assuming that the criminals are always going to be minorities.

Context: There has been a wave of "mob" robberies in which gangs of (according to all witnesses and social media mix) dozens of black teen swarm on to trains and strip possessions from the (mostly white) passengers. BART has videos of all these incident and refuses to release them, never explaining why. The leaked video explains why: the people in charge of BART are all SJWs trying to control the taboo Unthoughts of the racist white riders.

Completely insane!

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 01:53 PM (DQ4Fv)

58 I agree, time for some Old Testament, wrath of God, stuff!

Posted by: Strobe at July 11, 2017 01:53 PM (gbWkA)

59
And this kind of stuff is why it's over for western civilization.

What will replace it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 01:53 PM (IqV8l)

60 I would like to hear our Navy veteran posters give their non PC opinion on women serving aboard ships. Overall a positive? Or is a negative that's been suppressed frequently m reporting?

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 01:53 PM (yBGSs)

61 boys have a prostrate
girls have a , uh... TEACHER!

Posted by: little kid at July 11, 2017 01:53 PM (HgMAr)

62 Did we lose the Cold War after all?
Posted by: JEM at July 11, 2017 01:47 PM (TppKb)




Given the 5th column in academia, the media and much of the government, yes. :-(

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 11, 2017 01:54 PM (ujg0T)

63
The writer seems to call for a new vernacular in which we refer to the "powerful engorged clitoris" or something in order to reduce this painful injury.


In their defense "the little man in the boat" does soundhelplesswhen up against the males Moby Dick.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 11, 2017 01:54 PM (lKyWE)

64 So, in short, rather than talking about male organs, we are supposed to refer to chicks with fortitude as having stout ladyboners. And, since we're trying to normalize the terms in conversation, one would assume refer to dudes as having a raging ladyboner as well.

I see no way this can go wrong.

Vaguely related, I remember Nip Sip once waxing prosaic on the positive ladyboner qualities of female bodybuilders and IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH BLEACH IN MY NOSE IT DOESN'T WASH OUT

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 11, 2017 01:54 PM (eXSOZ)

65
A while back, I read a reference to Ann Coulter having "giant clanking ovaries", which struck me as funny.

So why not go with the big ovary metaphor?

And yes, the female bodybuilders taking 'roids grow giant clitori.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 01:54 PM (8O3HH)

66 Not easy to keep track of that much shit, is it big boy ?

Posted by: Baskin-Robbins at July 11, 2017 01:54 PM (acnx4)

67 Freaking auto correct just adds words and leaves non words.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 01:55 PM (yBGSs)

68 Auto cucumber strikes again.

Posted by: Strobe at July 11, 2017 01:55 PM (gbWkA)

69 >>What will replace it?

A nation of taint painters.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2017 01:55 PM (/tuJf)

70 These people are insane.

Now watch me dance!

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at July 11, 2017 01:55 PM (lOJ7h)

71 I for one think the normalized dire female sexual organ metaphors should involve vagina dentata. Like "That Stacy, her vulva is toothy as fuck".

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 11, 2017 01:55 PM (eXSOZ)

72 "Strapping it on" is a male power thing?

Just going to guess that the author does not know any actual men.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2017 01:55 PM (6mJ8T)

73 I'll show you the hegemony of the phallus!

Posted by: Krakenboner at July 11, 2017 01:55 PM (BrQrN)

74 As the mother in "Bad Santa 2" explained:

"I didn't want to have a child at 13, but the one time your father didn't fuck me in the ass, I got pregnant."

Posted by: jwest at July 11, 2017 01:55 PM (Zs4uk)

75 Mattis needs to nip this transgenders in the military crap NOW.

As far as Teen Vogue goes, it's a dumbed down version of Vogue. A magazine for the shallow and clueless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 01:56 PM (PY9jH)

76
Did we lose the Cold War after all? Posted by: JEM at July 11, 2017 01:47 PM (TppKb)

We won the war but lost the peace.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 11, 2017 01:56 PM (lKyWE)

77 And this kind of stuff is why it's over for western civilization.

What will replace it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot



Muzzies. And if you want to see the non-prostrates torqued, just wait.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2017 01:56 PM (YxyYj)

78 Someone tweeted their screen shot of all the genders, the new one is Forced Assigned Male and Female at birth. nowhere on the form was Male Female. Lots of weird Polynesian genders and this was for a writers conference.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 11, 2017 01:56 PM (dKiJG)

79 I would like to hear our Navy veteran posters give their non PC opinion on women serving aboard ships. Overall a positive?


I'm sure it's cut back on the sodomy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 01:56 PM (LTHVh)

80 And do they build one of these into the appendage during a sex change operation? I'm just not seeing how this makes them a "possessor of a prostate". Or maybe it's that when a man has an operation to become a woman they keep his prostate - just tuck it in there somewhere in his custom-built vagina?
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Of course they don't build one. They would have to transplant one.

As far as I'm concerned, if someone is trannying from man to woman, then take all of the male reproductive parts out. That is the point, is it not?

Of course, what the hell do I know? I'm only a biological male who is quite pleased where I am.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 01:56 PM (vg8iE)

81 I would like to hear our Navy veteran posters give their non PC opinion on women serving aboard ships. Overall a positive? Or is a negative that's been suppressed frequently m reporting?

If women don't want to go on deployment, they get pregnant. Then the remaining men have to pick up the slack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2017 01:56 PM (1ISKN)

82 Seems like the carpet munchers can just grab a strapon and a set of truck nutz.

Then shove a walnut up they squeek hole.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2017 01:56 PM (baYK5)

83 Somebody's got a raging clitoris for heteronormitivity.

(That just doesn't work, does it?)

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 11, 2017 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

84 34 Transman was a muscle car.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 01:49 PM (IqV8l)




This song was prescient:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oTsKscMYnE

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 11, 2017 01:57 PM (ujg0T)

85 It's all a giant snipe hunt!

Posted by: Strobe at July 11, 2017 01:57 PM (gbWkA)

86 It's not real prostrate stimulation until the fist is expanded into a wave like form.

Posted by: Kevin Jennings at July 11, 2017 01:57 PM (mcI77)

87 And this kind of stuff is why it's over for western civilization.

What will replace it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 01:53 PM (IqV8l)

Sharia Law and Islam. Not joking.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2017 01:57 PM (z79tQ)

88 Probably not a coincidence that the writer of that Teen Vogue article makes her living as a sex educator. As in, she purposely creates confusion, new words and concepts which compel people to then hire her to explain them.

Feminist Sex Educators = 21st century snakeoil salesmen

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2017 01:57 PM (NOIQH)

89

Oh, the prostate fluid isn't the majority of semen. That comes from the "seminal vesicles". Prostate fluid is only about a 1/4 of it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 01:58 PM (8O3HH)

90 Good Lord. I skimmed the post and decided that's enough for me.

Posted by: IC at July 11, 2017 01:58 PM (a0IVu)

91
Carson Wells: Do you realize how batshit crazy this is?

Judith Butler: You mean this conversation?

Carson Wells : No, you.
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I'm assuming that this is the same J. Butler referenced in the abstract. Read the psycho-babble associated with one of her papers. Just read it...

http://tinyurl.com/y7lhsm7p

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2017 01:59 PM (OdK9v)

92 Context: There has been a wave of "mob" robberies in which gangs of (according to all witnesses and social media mix) dozens of black teen swarm on to trains and strip possessions from the (mostly white) passengers. BART has videos of all these incident and refuses to release them, never explaining why. The leaked video explains why: the people in charge of BART are all SJWs trying to control the taboo Unthoughts of the racist white riders.

The problem with that, of course, is that EVERYONE assumes that the mob is exactly what it is. So were they to release the video they'd be doing absolutely nothing that a reasonable assumption of the real world hasn't already done.

Posted by: JEM at July 11, 2017 01:59 PM (TppKb)

93 77 And this kind of stuff is why it's over for western civilization.

What will replace it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Muzzies. And if you want to see the non-prostrates torqued, just wait.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2017 01:56 PM (YxyYj)


Or another Western style of National Socialism.

I've been wondering if the USSR and USA both lost the Cold War.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 11, 2017 01:59 PM (acnx4)

94 yeah, Freud was always right. The only reason there was ever any doubt about Freud was because some people, including and especially feminists, do not like what he said.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 01:59 PM (0wem/)

95 Tucker took on an Obamabot pajama boy who worked for Ash Carter (#$%@!) in implementing trannies in the military.

Pajama boy said trannies serving will only make our military stronger.

When Tucker pressed him on HOW, the little hipster just smiled smugly and said there were "studies" proving him right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 01:59 PM (PY9jH)

96
Hillary has a powerful engorged clitoris probably would have put her over the top in the electoral college.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2017 01:59 PM (r+sAi)

97 >>As far as I'm concerned, if someone is trannying from man to woman, then
take all of the male reproductive parts out. That is the point, is it
not?



You would think, but then we keep having "pregnant men" hyped in the news, such as Thomas Beatty.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2017 02:00 PM (NOIQH)

98 female bodybuilders taking 'roids grow giant clitori.
.............

boys have a penis
girls have a giant clitori

Posted by: little kid at July 11, 2017 02:00 PM (HgMAr)

99 These are the same people telling us that the science on climate change is settled.

Posted by: navybrat at July 11, 2017 02:00 PM (w7KSn)

100 Oh, the prostate fluid isn't the majority of semen. That comes from the
"seminal vesicles". Prostate fluid is only about a 1/4 of it.
---------------------------------------

How does the vesica pisces fit in with all this?

Posted by: G at July 11, 2017 02:01 PM (SsblQ)

101
The female prostate -- more mythological, or more real, than the female G-spot?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 02:01 PM (pNxlR)

102 Former (?) Social Justice Warrior Laci Greene pointed out that women do not have prostate glands ...

=========

"They're not the only ones."

-- RINO Caucus in D.C.

Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2017 02:01 PM (2sC32)

103 I don't want to know anything about anyone's parts. Ever.

Posted by: NCKate at July 11, 2017 02:01 PM (HpU1v)

104 There's been a quiet boom in STDs of the throat among high schoolers, because they've shifted preferentially to oral sex rather than vaginal intercourse.

Those afflicted were often figuring that they wouldn't be "punished with a baby" from such practices. However, being young and dumb, they are not realizing that these organisms are quite happy to infect any sort of human mucous membrane.

Wait till this new buttsechs vogue from _Teen Vogue_ really gets rolling in that demographic. They're going to be having to run triple shifts down at the clinic.

And, meanwhile, adapted gonorrhea strains resistant to all known antibiotics are spreading rapidly and globally.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 11, 2017 02:01 PM (ujwCG)

105 Inquiring minds and all. Does Catlin still have a prostate?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2017 02:01 PM (npdX6)

106 Rumors of the death of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi have floated for weeks, with Russia insisting that one of its air strikes took out the self-proclaimed "caliph" of ISIS last month.

Just a few days ago, the terror organization executed one of its preachers for accidentally referencing Baghdadi's death.

Today, however, Iraqi News picked up reports from the city of Tal Afar that ISIS has announced the death of its leader.


The man is dead
The man is dead
This is no joke
The man did croak
And now he's dead
He's breathed his last
He's in the past
He's lost his lease
So rest in peace
The man is dead

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 11, 2017 02:01 PM (e8kgV)

107 the Handmaid's Tale is increasingly looking like a good deal.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 11, 2017 02:02 PM (taf2V)

108 These people have lost their fucking minds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2017 02:02 PM (Mouru)

109 so if feminists are upset that "get it up" is not inclusive of females, how about they start inserting "suck it up" and "choke it down" into popular slang?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:02 PM (0wem/)

110
The writer seems to call for a new vernacular in which we refer to the "powerful engorged clitoris"

Pecs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 02:02 PM (IqV8l)

111 As proof we're in End Times, a Canadian couple fought the courts and won against having their newborn's sex given on its birth certificate.

The mother unit wants their kid Searyl to choose its gender when it gets older.

Dear Four Horsemen.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 02:02 PM (PY9jH)

112 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2017 01:50 PM (X6fMO)

If it helps any, I'm hearing whispers of what might be the beginning of a revival. Remember, it wasn't long after the Poles stood together and cried out "We want God" that massive changes happened. The same *can* happen here.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 11, 2017 02:02 PM (rp9xB)

113 come on now fauxchontas, get in there and choke it down.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:02 PM (0wem/)

114 Massaging my prostate feels good!!

Posted by: Barak Obama at July 11, 2017 02:03 PM (npdX6)

115 The median age girls Lise their virginity in the USA is 15
Maybe if conservatives chose careers in teaching that would change
But " that ship has sailed"

Posted by: Your son at July 11, 2017 02:03 PM (Wbw3o)

116 It sure does!

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 11, 2017 02:03 PM (npdX6)

117 80 And do they build one of these into the appendage during a sex change operation? I'm just not seeing how this makes them a "possessor of a prostate". Or maybe it's that when a man has an operation to become a woman they keep his prostate - just tuck it in there somewhere in his custom-built vagina?
======

Of course they don't build one. They would have to transplant one.

As far as I'm concerned, if someone is trannying from man to woman, then take all of the male reproductive parts out. That is the point, is it not?

Of course, what the hell do I know? I'm only a biological male who is quite pleased where I am.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 01:56 PM (vg8iE)


It's not the point. Not even close. And I wish I didn't know this.

Most of them want to keep their penis now. They just want the breasts, feminine voice (which is why they have to be put on hormone blockers as children), and submissive/lowered-expectation role in society.

It's a Fetish now.

It's primarily being done to fulfill a fetish.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2017 02:03 PM (WDCYi)

118 These fuckwits!

When in doubt, rub some testosterone on it.

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2017 02:03 PM (2Mnv1)

119 whatever the language is women will never be able to piss their names in snow, without making a huge mess.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:04 PM (0wem/)

120 I saw the giant clitori open for the stones at MSG in '72.

Posted by: Strobe at July 11, 2017 02:04 PM (gbWkA)

121 Speaking to reporters on Capitol Hill, the South Carolina Republican
called the revelation "the most direct evidence yet ... that the Russian
government was interested in helping the Trump campaign."


Except, of course, that the claim was a lie, that there was no information, and the person offering it had wasn't with the Russian government. She didn't even talk about Hillary Clinton in the meeting she lied to get.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 02:04 PM (oVJmc)

122 "Female prostate" = Skene's glands. You can look that up.

It's the same tissue. If you have a Y chromosome, the precursor tissue becomes the prostate after the sex differentiation process. In XX women, that tissue becomes the Skene's glands. There are two of them.

Interestingly, the development of these varies with women. Some have big un's and some don't. It's related to the G-spot stuff, as well.

You can look all that up.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 02:04 PM (8O3HH)

123 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 11, 2017 02:02 PM (rp9xB)

Fortunately I missed most of this thread and happily landed on our comment. Yes, indeed, pray for revival!

Posted by: Mr. Ed at July 11, 2017 02:04 PM (iVOAv)

124 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: brak at July 11, 2017 02:04 PM (5iU/N)

125 She still buys into the notion that gender, distinguished from sex, can be fluid and self-willed.

The gender they're trying to reference is "masculine/feminine" not "male/female", but as leftists must do, they have to try and destroy the parts of the language that serve as the obstacles to their twisted nihilistic fantasies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 02:04 PM (rZ+mb)

126
BART has videos of all these incident and refuses to release them, never explaining why.

Posted by: JEM at July 11, 2017 01:59 PM (TppKb)


Their lame excuse is that some of the perps could be minors.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 11, 2017 02:04 PM (lKyWE)

127
Wanna bet?

Posted by: Russian Whore at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM (8O3HH)

128 Gawd what pathetic little lives if this is all they can think about.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM (0tfLf)

129 Whoops; Talking equine sock off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM (iVOAv)

130
I saw Powerful Engorged Clitoris warm up for Hole at the Palladium back in '12.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM (r+sAi)

131 Senator Graham, I've got a package for you.

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM (npdX6)

132 The caterpillar just keeps on marching.

-------

Hopefully, it marches right up your ass.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM (cN0JK)

133
When Tucker pressed him on HOW, the little hipster just smiled smugly and said there were "studies" proving him right.


If they're captured by the enemy, trannies would be less fearful of taking something up the brown eye and therefore would be less likely to spill the beans? "Studies", my behind...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM (pNxlR)

134 Sorry, forgot the quote:
>> piss their names in snow, without making a
>> huge mess.

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Russian Whore at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM (8O3HH)

135 do feminists just keep recycling the same articles over and over with slight variations? some feminist wrote an article years ago about how the whole nuclear weapons world was phallic because of the shapes of the weapons (subs, missiles, bombs) and terminology.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM (0wem/)

136 Reggie, what does a boy have to do to get a package?

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (npdX6)

137 I thought "strapping it on" was the empowering lesbian equivalent.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (uBoPR)

138 Oh look! There's a cocktail wienie in your ham wallet.

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (2Mnv1)

139
damn, too late.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (r+sAi)

140 The caterpillar just keeps on marching.

For you to not realize just how ludicrous and inane your metaphors are (let alone your claims), I think you must be actually no-shit mentally handicapped.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (eXSOZ)

141
Posted by: Your son at July 11, 2017 02:03 PM (Wbw3o)

When you have a thought, write it out first. See if it makes any sense before you bother anyone else with it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (oVJmc)

142 Here's a truth never mentioned in polite company:

A "transsexual" is a homosexual who is repulsed by other homosexuals.

Explanation:

"Normal" homosexuals want to have sex with other homosexuals of their same gender.

But there is a small subset of homosexual who want to have sex with people of their same biological gender -- but god forbid not another homosexual. Instead, they have a fetish for straight partners of the same gender.

(To simplify the discussion, I will focus on males.)

So a homosexual make with this fetish has no interest in having sex with women (by definition, but also no interest in having sex with homosexual men. They ONLY are attracted to straight men.

But here's the problem: 99% of straight men DON'T want to have sex with them - -i.e. with another man.

So the homosexual men with this unusual fetish try to overcome this problem by "trying to pass" as a woman -- dress, makeup, hair, etc.

Often, the attempt is disastrous, and almost no one is fooled by the attempt.

So with modern medical intervention, people with this fetish have upped the ante and gotten breast implants, taken hormones, even removed visible male anatomy in an attempt to trick straight-male potential-partners.

Society has absurdly focused on the surface mimicry behavior of these rare fetishists to define them -- the gimmicks they do to land their prey - -rather than the core defining feature of their personalities -- a fetish for straight men.

Thus, "transsexuals" are not really transsexuals. They are gay men with a fetish for straight men. That's it.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (DQ4Fv)

143 Sorry, forgot the quote:
>> piss their names in snow, without making a
>> huge mess.

Wanna bet?
Posted by: Russian Whore at July




show me on obama's bed first.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (0wem/)

144 do feminists just keep recycling the same articles over and over with slight variations? some feminist wrote an article years ago about how the whole nuclear weapons world was phallic because of the shapes of the weapons (subs, missiles, bombs) and terminology.


We tried vagina-shaped missiles but they kept getting caught on trees.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (Mouru)

145 You can look all that up.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 02:04 PM (8O3HH)


Damn ... would you look at the time !!! I gotta' get back to work.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (acnx4)

146 I still have my prostate.

Posted by: Phil McCrevice at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (npdX6)

147 Sex was great before liberals and scientists ruined it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (tVWQB)

148 >>It's not the point. Not even close. And I wish I didn't know this.


Most of them want to keep their penis now.


OK, now that makes sense - at least in regards to the article's weird use of "owner of a prostate" language. The doing a half-assed sex change and calling yourself a woman while retaining a penis makes no sense (same goes for "pregnant men").

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (NOIQH)

149 a homosexual make = a homosexual male

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (DQ4Fv)

150 "Interestingly, the development of these varies with women. Some have big un's and some don't. It's related to the G-spot stuff, as well."

Like I said, we need a reboot of Deep Throat.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (+7/1f)

151 I think we should just start referring to all of the naughty bits in terms of coldcuts. Who's offended by coldcuts?

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (2Mnv1)

152 Posted by: Your son at July 11, 2017 02:03 PM (Wbw3o)

"Lise" their virginity? My real son spells better than you do and makes far fewer typos than I do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (iVOAv)

153 The whole silly transvestite bullshit comes to a screaming halt the minute a woman who thinks she's a guy tries to use a urinal.

Of course, most transvestites are guys trying to look like scary ugly women ... but still ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (rZ+mb)

154
Pajama boy said trannies serving will only make our military stronger.

When Tucker pressed him on HOW, the little hipster just smiled smugly and said there were "studies" proving him right.


Define 'stronger.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (oVJmc)

155
I saw Hegemony of the Phallus open for Dyks, er, Styx, somewhere or another, sometime or another back in the day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (pNxlR)

156 Was Teen Vogue also the one that had the article on finger banging?

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2017 02:07 PM (rmVvL)

157 I have a choice between immersing in Teen Vogue butt stuff and TERFs vs. reading about RussiaRussiaRussia emails.

Glad to be here.

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2017 02:08 PM (7n4KQ)

158 do feminists just keep recycling the same articles
over and over with slight variations? some feminist wrote an article
years ago about how the whole nuclear weapons world was phallic because
of the shapes of the weapons (subs, missiles, bombs) and terminology.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM (0wem/)

--------------------------------A whole book. "Missile Envy" by Helen Caldicott

Posted by: RioBravo at July 11, 2017 02:08 PM (SsblQ)

159 We tried vagina-shaped missiles but they kept getting caught on trees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:08 PM (0wem/)

160 boys have a penis
girls have a giant clitori

Posted by: little kid at July 11, 2017 02:00 PM (HgMAr)


Considering most millennial "men" are barely that, I suspect their girlfriends have to gently tell them, "don't think of it as a clit, bae, just think of it as just another penis to suck."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2017 02:08 PM (X6fMO)

161 "It's about the way we discuss the phallus in terms of power ..."

Ahh, but SJW's who cannot abide only two distinct sexes always forget that women DO have power.

Anyone remember this joke?

Three little boys were sprawled out on a hill overlooking the highway. As the cars whizzed by, they started to dream out loud about what they'd be when they grew up.

The first kid said, "When I grow up, I want to drive a Lincoln!"

The second kid said, "When I grow up, I want to drive a Cadillac!"

The third little boy said, " When I grow up, I want to have hair all over my body!"

The first and second little boys looked at him and said, "WHAT? Why'd you wanna do THAT?"

The third little boy answered, "Well, my big sister has only a little triangle of hair and she drives a Lincoln, a Cadillac AND a Mercedes!"

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 11, 2017 02:08 PM (oQQwD)

162 "Studies", my behind...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM (pNxlR)

"Studies". Sure, that's what we'll call it.

Posted by: The Village People at July 11, 2017 02:08 PM (z79tQ)

163 Whoreson lost his virginity at age 5. To a caterpillar.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (eXSOZ)

164 whole book. "Missile Envy" by Helen Caldicott
Posted by: RioBravo at July




that's it, thanks. I only read a review or an excerpt.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (0wem/)

165 This may be totally off topic as I am a lurker and don't post often but I am so boiling mad I had to vent somewhere and also warn the horde. I know lots of you like to cook as I do and I made a huge mistake ordering some spices from Penzeys.
This is part of the thank you I received for my order:
So
much of the destruction that has happened here in Wisconsin, and has
now begun to take place on a national level, has nothing to do with the
values of Republican voters and everything to do with behind the scenes
unlimited corporate political spending. That money has hand-picked and
elected those Republican politicians willing to place loyalty to their
donors ahead of loyalty to their voters. With the sheer meanness of what
is now happening to education, housing, health insurance, justice, and
the environment, if you have a business, now's the time to make your
in-front of the scenes promotional spending count. As last Thursday's
email showed, the people of America are waiting out there to support you
in a very big way.
Unfortunately my order is being delivered today or I would have canceled in a heartbeat. Do you believe this shit? This is only a part of the diatribe.

Posted by: Sharon at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (QzF6i)

166 "I think we should just start referring to all of the naughty bits in terms of coldcuts. Who's offended by coldcuts?"

--------

Acceptable terms are: carrots, mushroom heads, stalks, peppers,...

Posted by: vegan at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (npdX6)

167 "4 I've called the others.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 11, 2017 01:44 PM (FQKBL)"

thanks?

Posted by: DanMan at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (XTiHL)

168 "powerful engorged clitoris" or something in order to reduce this painful injury.


I don't think so!

Posted by: Detroit Clitorectomies R Us at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (/kTv/)

169 Prostate yourself before the transgender onslaught....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (7uYFy)

170
I've seen some missile shaped boobs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (r+sAi)

171 89

Oh, the prostate fluid isn't the majority of semen. That comes from the "seminal vesicles". Prostate fluid is only about a 1/4 of it.
Posted by: publius,


True -- there's a vas deferens between the prostate and the seminal vesicles.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (DQ4Fv)

172 As proof we're in End Times, a Canadian couple fought the courts and won against having their newborn's sex given on its birth certificate.

The mother unit wants their kid Searyl to choose its gender when it gets older.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 02:02 PM (PY9jH)


I was driving up from SC through Washington DC when I hit the radio looking for some conservative news. Expecting nothing, being near DC, I was delighted when I found a local station and they were talking about this case. They even had an interview with the 'father' who sounded exactly like a Pajama Boy would sound like in real life.

Canadian Pajama Boy. I picture Snidely Whiplash ignoring Nell and tying his scrawny ass to the railroad tracks.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (EgwCt)

173 They are gay men with a fetish for straight men.

there is a lot of that. rough trade is a term i've heard.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (taf2V)

174 "BART has videos of all these incident and refuses to release them, never explaining why."

Which only serves to confirm ones' suspicions.

Posted by: navybrat at July 11, 2017 02:10 PM (w7KSn)

175 We tried vagina-shaped missiles but they kept getting caught on trees.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (Mouru)

You owe me a new keyboard.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 02:10 PM (Enq6K)

176 Thus, "transsexuals" are not really transsexuals. They are gay men with a fetish for straight men. That's it.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (DQ4Fv)

I think I'd stand a better chance going insane by trying to figure out that whole mess than by reading the King in Yellow and gazing into the face of Azathoth.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2017 02:10 PM (KUaJL)

177
We tried vagina-shaped missiles but they kept getting caught on trees.


And they were just plain inconsolable for one week out of every four.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 02:10 PM (pNxlR)

178 whooo-man, what a site. It's filled with all sorts of crazy.

Posted by: Koko, the sign-language speaking anti-mangorilla splainer at July 11, 2017 02:10 PM (ylUqT)

179 what the fuck is it with these lunatics and their fixation with butt stuff, piss fetishes, pedo shit, and on into infinity? they are all out of their fucking mind. more drugs anybody?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2017 02:10 PM (KP5rU)

180

"powerful engorged clitoris"

A schadenclit?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2017 02:10 PM (7uYFy)

181
See Ray Blanchard's stuff on male to female trannies. There are the "homosexual trannies", which are as zombie says, dudes who want to be women to attract straight men.

The there are the "autogynephiles", who are men that get off on themselves as being women. They are not attracted to men, they just get off on being women themselves. They are the "male lesbian". They still want to have sex with women, just as women themselves.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 02:10 PM (8O3HH)

182 She still buys into the notion that gender, distinguished from sex, can be fluid and self-willed.



The gender they're trying to reference is "masculine/feminine" not
"male/female", but as leftists must do, they have to try and destroy the
parts of the language that serve as the obstacles to their twisted
nihilistic fantasies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 02:04 PM (rZ+mb)

This goes into my file, POP - well put!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 11, 2017 02:11 PM (uBoPR)

183 Premise:

"I am unhappy with myself.

If I claim to be a tranny, you mean I get to pretend to be a whole different person, PLUS I get to browbeat and control everybody else to make them kiss my ass for every whacko demand? And I really don't have to do anything except be a self-centered prima donna?

Where do I sign up?"

And....scene.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 02:11 PM (oVJmc)

184 What a stupid time to be alive. Girls/female have ovaries and vaginas. Boys/males have testicles/penises. The penis comes with a prostate attached the vagina has a cervix ant uterus attached. Any questions about this from anybody older than 10 is kindof stupid. No, having these bits surgically mutilated/removed does not switch ones gender. People born with a penis are and remain male and people born with a vagina are and remain female. I am a deplorable hater and denounce myself.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2017 02:11 PM (zZWkn)

185 what the fuck is it with these lunatics and their fixation with butt stuff, piss fetishes, pedo shit, and on into infinity? they are all out of their fucking mind. more drugs anybody?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2017 02:10 PM (KP5rU)

I know. What ever happened to good old -fashioned fucking?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2017 02:11 PM (7uYFy)

186
Pajama boy said trannies serving will only make our military stronger.
-------

What fucking difference does it make? I'm sure murderers in prison who are benching 350 would make our military stronger too, but there's a reason they are allowed entry as well.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 02:11 PM (cN0JK)

187 Posted by: Sharon at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (QzF6i)


Thanks for posting that. A while back someone here warned us that Penzey's was a Prog company.


Reminds to to scour my cabinets again and make sure they contain no Penzey's spices.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 02:11 PM (PY9jH)

188 Unfortunately my order is being delivered today or I would have canceled in a heartbeat. Do you believe this shit? This is only a part of the diatribe.


Posted by: Sharon at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (QzF6i)


Can you send it back with a strongly-worded "fuck you and your socialist moralizing" note?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2017 02:11 PM (X6fMO)

189
I think we should just start referring to all of the naughty bits in terms of coldcuts. Who's offended by coldcuts?"


Is that a salami in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (lKyWE)

190 In their defense "the little man in the boat" does soundhelplesswhen up against the males Moby Dick.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 11, 2017 01:54 PM (lKyWE)


Its good work if you can get it!

Posted by: Charon at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (/kTv/)

191 >>>the military continues considering whether to open enlistment to transgenders -- who will, under the proposed policy, be able to change their "gender marker" in official records without even going through the hassle of surgical "therapy"

I think people who aren't in the military are misinterpreting this to think the process will be easier or faster than it will be.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (ENB12)

192 Hey what I am I, chopped liver ?

Posted by: The Cameltoe at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (M+Lyo)

193 I know. What ever happened to good old -fashioned fucking?


Illinois taxpayers just found out this past week.

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (7n4KQ)

194 So lacking a phallus is a sign/symbol of not having any power?

Says who? Husbands everywhere with blue balls want to know.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (jxbfJ)

195
The writer seems to call for a new vernacular in which we refer to the "powerful engorged clitoris" or something in order to reduce this painful injury.


"Vienna sausage" should nicely fill the bill, should it not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (pNxlR)

196 Since an engorged clitoris is as close to an erection as females can get, is there really any change?

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (2mC6G)

197 Buy a couple of old ships, a few L-1011's, now you have "The Navy" and "The Air Force" Let anybody join: cowboys, Indians (feather or dot), cops, leatherbikers... Ships don't have to go anywhere, planes don't have to fly, but everyone able, MUST dance.

Gotta be cheaper than the alternative.

On second thought, contract it all out to PutinCorp, that'll fix it.

Posted by: ro-man at July 11, 2017 02:13 PM (RuIsu)

198 All this nonsense is why I have argued, and you are welcome to disagree with me, that the notion that adults who have sex with teenagers is somehow pedophelia, is silly and pointless.

You are swimming upstream against a culture, and I do believe it is possible to say that if YOU, as an adult, are seeking sex with teenagers, you should knock it off, you creepy jerk, you.

But it should also be decriminalized. Unless you can show there was predatory behavior leading up to it. Because yeah, our culture is forcing teens to believe sex is a normal everyday activity, like pooping and picking zits.

And please don't tell me about your sweet teen child, or what it was like when YOU were a teenager. That ship, too, has sailed.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2017 02:13 PM (TOk1P)

199 >>Pajama boy said trannies serving will only make our military stronger.


And by stronger he means it will boost its suicide stats sky-high!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2017 02:13 PM (NOIQH)

200 Premise:

"I am unhappy with myself.

If I claim to be a tranny, you mean I get to pretend to be a whole different person, PLUS I get to browbeat and control everybody else to make them kiss my ass for every whacko demand? And I really don't have to do anything except be a self-centered prima donna?
--

Yep.

Not just narcissism.

Malignant Narcissism, which is an uncurable personality disorder.

/so sorry for people with kids.

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2017 02:13 PM (aT+Bx)

201 193
I know. What ever happened to good old -fashioned fucking?





Illinois taxpayers just found out this past week.

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (7n4KQ)

Without the courtesy reach-around, mind you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2017 02:13 PM (jxbfJ)

202 Anonymous sources have informed us that Trump is going to force all women to have prostates.....RUSSIAN PROSTATES!!!!~!

Posted by: This is CNN at July 11, 2017 02:13 PM (npdX6)

203 Saw Vagina-Shaped Missiles open for The Knack at at Carnegie Hall It was stellar.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2017 02:13 PM (mcI77)

204 Miley, the Duchess




Don't you have work to do?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:13 PM (0wem/)

205 What fucking difference does it make? I'm sure murderers in prison who are benching 350 would make our military stronger too, but there's a reason they are allowed entry as well.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 02:11 PM (cN0JK)

Not allowed? Who said?

Posted by: The Dirty Dozen at July 11, 2017 02:13 PM (7uYFy)

206 I sent back a "strongly worded" response to the email. IYKWIMAITTYD
I think his sister has a rival company that objected to this. If someone knows the name, I would appreciate you letting me know.

Posted by: Sharon at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (QzF6i)

207 181
See Ray Blanchard's stuff on male to female trannies. There are the "homosexual trannies", which are as zombie says, dudes who want to be women to attract straight men.

The there are the "autogynephiles", who are men that get off on themselves as being women. They are not attracted to men, they just get off on being women themselves. They are the "male lesbian". They still want to have sex with women, just as women themselves.

Posted by: publius,


"Autogynephiles" are a vanishingly small sub-sub-set of transsexuals. They exist, but are the rare exception. The vast vast majority of trannies are just trying to find a way to seduce straight men.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (DQ4Fv)

208 The Left have redefined out language.

They redefine "man" and "woman" as mere labels individuals may subjectively give themselves, while insisting on demonstrating actual "privilege" and exercising actual "power" as they concomitantly claim to be oppressed.

The insidious thing is that by stealing the words, they don't need to send anything down the proverbial memory hole, since they've changed the meaning, forever destroying the message without having to burn a single book.

More on this here:

Queering Humpty Dumpty

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yd3rhmmn

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (vBeA5)

209 143
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (DQ4Fv)

Strangely, a former friend of mine (who had previously leaned somewhat to the right) had his then-GF decide she was transitioning F->M. Two months after she started, HE decided to transition from M->F, and from that moment on, he went full-on psychopathic screechy #FullCommunism Ultra-Left. They're still together, but it's obviously a weird-ass fetish thing with them, since they BOTH did it.

Needless to say, I'm no longer on speaking terms with him (I just don't have enough respect for him to call him "her" or by the name he chose for "her"self).

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (WDCYi)

210 I need to inform all my friends exactly what the teen magazines are selling to their daughters.

My mother would have had a fit if this kind of article was in seventeen when I read that magazine.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (Ri/rl)

211
♫ It's a part ..... of my rock-n-roll phallusy....

Its a part.... of my rock-n-roll dre-e-e-am...♫

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

212 165; i wouldn't bring that shit in the house. just another life lesson. that outfit has been discussed here before. they are well known fucktards.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (KP5rU)

213 "There has been a wave of 'mob' robberies in which gangs of (according to all witnesses and social media mix) dozens of black teen swarm on to
trains and strip possessions from the (mostly white) passengers. BART
has videos of all these incident and refuses to release them"

It's by no means limited to BART. Metro police departments all over the Bay Area are constantly pencil-whipping their statistics and manipulating their reporting, to make their crime problems look smaller than is actually the case.

Some of it has to do (especially in SF) with not frightening off the lucrative tourist trade. Some of it involves identity politics landmines (especially in Oakland and San Jose).

And now, felony perps who are illegals are being released without charge in order to prevent the Trump administration's ICE from spinning up deportation proceedings.

I don't have any hard evidence to cite, but I would bet you dollars to donuts that reports and complaints are being quietly destroyed to hide the evidentiary trail on such practices.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (ujwCG)

214 Vienna sausage" should nicely fill the bill, should it not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (pNxlR)


Little Smokie ?

Posted by: The Cameltoe at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (M+Lyo)

215 Any Hope Solo jokes, yet?

BTW, was checking out a Glamour magazine we had at the office. It was the "sex issue" so I glanced at it hoping for a little T&A.

Ugh, right out of Silence of Lambs. Just scary trans dudes and ugh!

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (QCc6B)

216 Thus, "transsexuals" are not really transsexuals. They are gay men with a fetish for straight men. That's it.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:06 PM (DQ4Fv)


There are all sorts of demented reasons for transsexual guys.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (rZ+mb)

217 Unfortunately my order is being delivered today or I would have canceled in a heartbeat. Do you believe this shit? This is only a part of the diatribe.
-----

As soon as it comes, return it with a strongly worded letter, something along the lines of "I only wanted spices. If I wanted your opinion, I would have beat it out of you."

Ok, you can leave that last part out.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (cN0JK)

218 there is a lot of that. rough trade is a term i've heard.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (taf2V)

-----------------------------------------------Rough trade is when David Brooks (or a wealthier better) hires the waiter or bus boy at the Mexican restaurant for sex.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 11, 2017 02:15 PM (SsblQ)

219 Posted by: Sharon at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (QzF6i)


Send an e-mail or letter back saying you intend not to purchase from them again and check out "The Spice House" which is run by the Penzey owner's sister. She eschews politics, I believe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2017 02:15 PM (iVOAv)

220 207 "Autogynephiles" are a vanishingly small sub-sub-set of transsexuals. They exist, but are the rare exception. The vast vast majority of trannies are just trying to find a way to seduce straight men.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:14 PM (DQ4Fv)

The vast majority that I know fit that description, however.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2017 02:15 PM (WDCYi)

221 Since an engorged clitoris is as close to an erection as females can get, is there really any change?
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (2mC6G)

Hillary's engorged clit is actually bigger than Crooked Bill's penis....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2017 02:15 PM (7uYFy)

222 >the military continues considering whether to open enlistment to transgenders -- who will, under the proposed policy, be able to change their "gender marker" in official records without even going through the hassle of surgical "therapy"
---------------------------------------
I think people who aren't in the military are misinterpreting this to think the process will be easier or faster than it will be.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (ENB12)


Hooray for government red tape!!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2017 02:15 PM (TOk1P)

223 Finally, progs have found a place where you just have to do what they say. And thus, we have the modern military, to sate their totalitarian lusts.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2017 02:15 PM (2mC6G)

224 "I think we should just start referring to all of the naughty bits in terms of coldcuts. Who's offended by coldcuts?"

They're very intimidating!

Posted by: David Brook's 'Friend' at July 11, 2017 02:15 PM (BrQrN)

225
some feminist wrote an article years ago about how the whole nuclear weapons world was phallic because of the shapes of the weapons (subs, missiles, bombs) and terminology.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM


Margot Kidder used to spout that crap. She even said that the term "hardened" (as in hardened defenses) was sexual.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 02:15 PM (IqV8l)

226
I know. What ever happened to good old -fashioned fucking?


We've been doing it to you for years.

Posted by: GOP at July 11, 2017 02:16 PM (mcI77)

227 Posted by: Sharon at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (QzF6i)

Spice House is their sister's shop that directly competes with them *because* she makes a point of not saying anything political.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 11, 2017 02:16 PM (rp9xB)

228 What ever happened to good old -fashioned fucking?

porn, sexual liberation, the mass movements of the 20th-21st centuries, video games, automation freeing people from household chores...

we now have a vast leisure class without much to do and sex has become boring and dangerous.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 11, 2017 02:16 PM (taf2V)

229 "Groundbreaking porn flick Deep Throat was about a woman whose clitoris was in her throat."

In my days college the school's theater club tried to drum up attendance by showing Deep Throat. The administration pointed out it was against state law to promote or profit of pornography so the club ended up showing it for free.

Two funny things happened.
1) You'd find the most prim and proper girls standing in line blushing like heck.
2) Arab students went apoplectic because they didn't have state IDs

Posted by: DanMan at July 11, 2017 02:16 PM (XTiHL)

230 I don't have any hard evidence to cite,

Doesn't matter. Just run with it.

Posted by: This Is CNN at July 11, 2017 02:16 PM (Mouru)

231 Unfortunately my order is being delivered today or I would have canceled in a heartbeat. Do you believe this shit? This is only a part of the diatribe.
Posted by: Sharon at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (QzF6i)

The owner's sister, Patty Erd, has a competing business called The Spice House. She welcomes the business of Conservatives.

You could return your Penzey's order and re-order from the competitor.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 11, 2017 02:16 PM (oQQwD)

232 196
Since an engorged clitoris is as close to an erection as females can get, is there really any change?

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2017 02:12 PM (2mC6G)

Well, if you are Irish, then no.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2017 02:16 PM (jxbfJ)

233 I have no comment until I've heard Bill Wynn's expert opinion on this subject.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2017 02:17 PM (qJhUV)

234 Butt sex for teens? I'm going to get to the bottom of this!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 11, 2017 02:17 PM (Nwg0u)

235 Pro Tip:

If you are in Ensenada and a good looking girl comes on to you ask this question, "Tienne Verga?"

Don't ask me how I know that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2017 02:17 PM (npdX6)

236 some feminist wrote an article years ago about how the whole nuclear weapons world was phallic because of the shapes of the weapons (subs, missiles, bombs) and terminology.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:05 PM

Margot Kidder used to spout that crap. She even said that the term "hardened" (as in hardened defenses) was sexual.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 02:15 PM (IqV8l)

Reminds me of an old George Carlin bit, "What? They have bigger dicks than us? BOMB THEM!"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2017 02:17 PM (7uYFy)

237 why do the feminists eve care about clitori? by the time the jihadis get done there are not going to be any. well not attached to women.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:17 PM (0wem/)

238 225 I saw a late night talk show where a woman went into that spiel and Jon Lovitz was another guest.He said something like "Of course they are If you shaped a torpedo like a vagina it would just fill up with water and sink."

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2017 02:18 PM (rmVvL)

239 Yeah, I might be a little crazy, but I'm a woman happily married to a man, and even I think these people are completely insane. No wonder Pooky can't find a civilian psychiatrist, they're all busy with this nonsense.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 11, 2017 02:18 PM (XKZwp)

240 Our local paper printed an AP article about "suggesting summer reading for business owners."

Two of the books are (brace yourselves) Harry Potter and The Handmaid's Tale.

The Handmaid's Tale was recommended by Serafina Palandech, so-owner of Hip Chick Farms in Sebastopol, CA.

Why she recommended Handmaid's Tale:

"The fact that it is set in a dystopian world where women are trophy wives, servants, or of breeding stock provides anyone reading it with a powerful message is particularly important to women entrepreneurs, founders, and business owners who have daughters."

How it has helped her in business:

"It helps me in business to recognize that my experience and my voice are relevant and important. I might not be saying things the way business folks in my industry [organic poultry products] and saying them, but that can still be a real asset."

*bangs head on desk....searches desperately for eyeball heroin*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 02:18 PM (PY9jH)

241 >>>Well, if you are Irish, then no

But I'm wicked hahd!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 11, 2017 02:18 PM (ENB12)

242 I just noticed that the Teen Vogue site uses what looks like the Rolling Stones "lick" logo to represent the vagina in the pictured Non-prostate owner reproductive system. Personally, I would have expected something from Lilith Fair or whatever.

Posted by: Koko, the sign-language speaking anti-mangorilla splainer at July 11, 2017 02:18 PM (ylUqT)

243 233: you won't here from bill until he removes his fist from juan mclames' asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2017 02:18 PM (KP5rU)

244 I've switched over to the Spice House. Bill Penzy can eat a BOD.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2017 02:18 PM (jxbfJ)

245 What ever happened to good old -fashioned fucking?

-
You mean hate fvcking?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 11, 2017 02:18 PM (Nwg0u)

246 Anal sex just seems like something that people so jaded, so seared with hedonism, so bored with the joy of life tries in order to brings some level of interest and spice back to their awful dreary existence. Like, "I have sex several times a day with different people and its lost all its meaning, how about stuffing it up someone's cocoa factory for a change??"

Bleh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)

247 Margot Kidder used to spout that crap. She even said that the term "hardened" (as in hardened defenses) was sexual.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 02:15 PM (IqV8l)


Margot Kidder. Heh.

Pro Tip: Always view political insights spouted by people who live in a boxwood hedge with extreme caution.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2017 02:19 PM (Mouru)

248 Reminds me of an old George Carlin bit, "What? They have bigger dicks than us? BOMB THEM!"

...so he's not terribly familiar with anatomy then, since we were at war with Vietnam when he had a stand up career....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)

249
Blanchard puts it higher than a small pecentage, 30% or so being the average, IIRC. The "community" seems to hate Blanchard and his taxonomy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 02:20 PM (8O3HH)

250 I find that abstract obnoxious and disturbing. Pornographic navel gazing passing itself off as actual *thinking*.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2017 02:20 PM (GDCR6)

251 233. What if feisty Chubble beats him to the punch?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 11, 2017 02:20 PM (TwwWO)

252 This must be what it was like before Rome and western civilization fell the last time - endless crotch gazing and fantasies about crotch gazing. Except even the Romans knew the differences between men and women.

The absolute stupidity of the entire field of 'Gender' has me completely baffled. How can anybody believe this nonsense?

Posted by: Boots at July 11, 2017 02:20 PM (EBwPV)

253 Margot Kidder. Heh.

Pro Tip: Always view political insights spouted by people who live in a boxwood hedge with extreme caution.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July




you are on a roll today. the boxwood detail added a lot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:20 PM (0wem/)

254 Margot Kidder used to spout that crap. She even said that the term "hardened" (as in hardened defenses) was sexual.

-
But then she was a certified lunatic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (Nwg0u)

255 Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2017 02:13 PM (TOk1P)

Burt ... I'm willing to swear on my next statement on any book you'd like ...

... any adult engaging in sex with my teen daughter - even with her consent - should pray to the diety of his choice that I don't find out. Because I'll make that mistake fatal.

So I go to the Fed Pen ... maybe the Chair. I don't care.

That shit better stay criminalized for HIS protection. Not her's.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (acnx4)

256 Prostates, not just for men anymore!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (npdX6)

257 Beware of the Enraged Penisaurus:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068595/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (ujg0T)

258 I am sure teens are pretty happy just knocking it out old school.

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (M+Lyo)

259 See Ray Blanchard's stuff on male to female trannies.
I get the idea of two main taxonomies, but I don't concur on non-overlapping. See, in the autogynephile case, what's important is the sexual arousal by self. If the imaginary vulva or tits or whichever are the focus of arousal, then the partner doesn't *necessarily* have to be that specific, and if the sexual practice atmosphere is already way around the bend...

Take for example the "stefonknee" creature. Definitely autogynephilic, aroused by image of self... as a little girl, and as a little girl getting buttsechs from an adult man. Homosexual, autogynephilic, *and* pedophilic all in one lovely package of nutjob perv.

Also, assuming that the person who is autogynephilic is capable of recognizing that it's a fetish... is probably optimistic. Train of logic: "If I can only get aroused by thinking of myself as a woman, clearly being aroused by self is a healthy part of sex and my image indicates I was born wrong". The assumption that an autogynephile recognizes that they have a fetish *only* bars rationalization about the nature of the fetish...

And that rationalization leads on to things such as softening their sexual partner base to "well, I should be having sex with a guy", or other scenarios.

Bottom line, Blanchard's got a handle on things, but people are crazier than his taxonomy allows.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (eXSOZ)

260 Ace I appreciate your efforts in putting together this blog post, but ima skip this whole thing.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (kfcYC)

261 What's a clitoris?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (xfb67)

262 244. The spice must flow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (TwwWO)

263 Let me tell you, it is *very* refreshing to see the lovely Trish Regan in a pale yellow dress with a deep V-neck, and showing plenty of leg, after listening to marble-mouth Bitch McConnell boo-hooing about knocking off two weeks of Senate vacation.

These dumbasses better get shit done.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (8iiMU)

264 the Handmaid's Tale is increasingly looking like a good deal.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 11, 2017 02:02 PM (taf2V)



Yeah, Handmaid's Tale World, Islam, whatevs....


It's pretty fucking sad when these look like potentially better alternatives than what the Left has cooked up for us and our children.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 11, 2017 02:22 PM (NyJwR)

265
Anal sex just seems like something that people...tr[y] in order to brings some ...spice back to their awful dreary existence.
---------------------------------------------------------

So these comments about Penzeys (whatever) and Spice House have really been about butt sex?

Posted by: RioBravo at July 11, 2017 02:22 PM (SsblQ)

266 New MeAgain Kelly show will have a live audience. This Fall. Don't miss it.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2017 02:23 PM (mcI77)

267 I'm ready for a new thread. Anyone else?


Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 02:23 PM (Enq6K)

268 265; everything is about butt sex. all the time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2017 02:23 PM (KP5rU)

269
And do they build one of these into the appendage during a sex change operation


Why, yes they do! And you've had practice doing it, too! Remember Erector Sets when you were a kid?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 02:24 PM (pNxlR)

270 you know what is funny? when the jihadis that martyr themselves get their 72 virgins, they are going to get 72 really pissed off clitorisless jihadettes that don't enjoy sex and are going to want to settle a score.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:24 PM (0wem/)

271
I was in some hotel in NC on my trip -- with cheap cable. So I'm watching some weird station with show about trannies. It appears that if the 'parents' (aka sick pups) permit their male child to take female hormones prior to them reaching puberty the child retains an infant sized penis.

Which is completely inadequate for turning inside out and forming a vagina from.

So the physician has to turn to 'back-door' methods to retrieve the required flesh.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 11, 2017 02:24 PM (EgwCt)

272 Oh here we go....FBN showing Schumer talking about Trump Jr.'s emails....

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 02:24 PM (Enq6K)

273 So, what do you suggest we call our attack formations now? Ancient

Posted by: The Ancient Macedonian Army @ Granicus at July 11, 2017 02:24 PM (gbWkA)

274 I was just thinking Harry Potter and the Handmaid's Tale sounds like really bad fanfic.

Or maybe really good. I dunno.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 02:24 PM (tVWQB)

275 There used to be an easier name for straight guys who got a sexual thrill dressing up as women: transvestite. Most of the psychology on TVs indicate that they were vastly straight guys, who simply got endorphins from contact with women's clothes. They pursued and wanted sex from women. They didn't want to "change their sex" or "identify" as women. If you read the psychology on TVs, part of it is actually the rebellion of being full male (usually sons of mothers who hated men).

However, there were also Queens.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2017 02:24 PM (2mC6G)

276 you are on a roll today. the boxwood detail added a lot.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 11, 2017 02:20 PM (0wem/)



I try to paint a picture with words and shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2017 02:24 PM (Mouru)

277 Oh yeah all these dystopias for women look darn nice for guys. Somehow I suspect a world about men being humiliated and reduced to sub-citizens and women in power would be hailed as genius and enlightening literature that we should work toward.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:24 PM (39g3+)

278 Pro Tip:

If you are in Ensenada and a good looking girl comes on to you ask this question, "Tienne Verga?"

Don't ask me how I know that.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2017 02:17 PM (npdX6)


The last time a good-looking girl came on to me was. . .well, never.

So at least I don't have to worry about that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2017 02:25 PM (X6fMO)

279 you know, if trump were the super, worse than hitler handmaidens tale in real life that I voted for, then he would find a way to make these political certification courses, posing as college degrees, into some class of study that only qualifies for...i don't know...1/10th of what normal student loans you can get.

fuck these gender bishes.

you know...right...that there's no job market for nagging scolds who think and act like they spent a decade on a cliff meditating on things that are stupid.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 11, 2017 02:25 PM (AU4SY)

280 How can anybody believe this nonsense?
======

Some believe it because they are, in fact, insane.

Some go along with it so that they aren't perceived as mean or "old-fashioned."

Some go along with it so that their lives aren't destroyed.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 02:25 PM (vg8iE)

281 Anal sex just seems like something that people so jaded, so seared with hedonism, so bored with the joy of life tries in order to brings some level of interest and spice back to their awful dreary existence. Like, "I have sex several times a day with different people and its lost all its meaning, how about stuffing it up someone's cocoa factory for a change??"

Bleh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)


As far as I can tell, the drive to spur interest in anal sex is just an attempt to normalize the most repugnant aspect of male homosexual activity. It used to be that they would just pretend that anal sex had nothing to do with gay guys (even though it was the core of their self-definition) but now they have switched to trying to encourage the rest of society to celebrate it so as to remove that stigma.

Interestingly, in the beginning of the whole AIDs situation you will find that they didn't carry out even a single piece of research investigating the relationship between anal sex and likelihood of AIDs transfer. Not a one. It was as if there was no such thing as anal sex and nothing that anyone could figure out that was physically different in male homosexual activities that might have led to the fact that AIDs was rampant among them while being close to nonexistent among the heterosexual population (save drug addicts and others who use or have to use needles or blood transfer).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 02:25 PM (rZ+mb)

282 I'm ready for a new thread. Anyone else?

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 02:23 PM (Enq6K)

Yes, but I'm afraid it will somehow manage to be *worse* than this one. Not that I can think of a way to make that happen, thankfully.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 11, 2017 02:25 PM (rp9xB)

283 Yet the teen age birth rate is at an all time low
Maybe the sex Ed is working

Posted by: Your son at July 11, 2017 02:25 PM (Wbw3o)

284 I Am Joe's Vagina

Posted by: Readers Digest (Now with More SJWism) at July 11, 2017 02:26 PM (QtQaN)

285
Posted by: Sharon at July 11, 2017 02:09 PM (QzF6i)


SEND THE ORDER BACK AND TELL PENZEY'S why it's being returned.

There is a Penzey's store very close to me and I stopped patronizing them for this very reason.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 11, 2017 02:26 PM (TdMsT)

286 Oh didn't you all know? Harry Potter is terribly white supremacist and phallocratic what with its wands and white male protagonist and all. Terrible stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:26 PM (39g3+)

287 If trannies think that the dudes they're having sex with are STRAIGHT men, I have a shiny new bridge to sell them.

Posted by: Oschisms at July 11, 2017 02:26 PM (toqQ3)

288 263: theses dumbasses better get shit done.

those words together make no sense. none.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2017 02:26 PM (KP5rU)

289 Goodness gracious!

The perfect sexual symbol for powerful women is right in front of us.

Big Vagina!

Like...She's got an Enormous Vagina!

That's what's awesome, ladies!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at July 11, 2017 02:26 PM (NyJwR)

290 I'm ready for a new thread. Anyone else?



Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 02:23 PM (Enq6K)




Kitten or puppy videos would be a nice palate cleanser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 02:26 PM (PY9jH)

291 Chucky Schumer, camera louse.

Posted by: Strobe at July 11, 2017 02:27 PM (gbWkA)

292 Like my pappy always said...

If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 02:27 PM (tVWQB)

293 Maybe the sex Ed is working
======

Show us on the doll where Ed touched you.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 02:27 PM (vg8iE)

294 277 . . . Somehow I suspect a world about men being humiliated and reduced to sub-citizens and women in power would be hailed as genius and enlightening literature that we should work toward.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
________

I see you've read the 2016 Democratic Party platform.

Posted by: Furious George at July 11, 2017 02:27 PM (j+dfT)

295 they are going to get 72 really pissed off clitorisless jihadettes

Actually, if I'm not mistaken the eternal virgins in question are houris. Lobotomy sex spirits. Yay.

Churchill was not kidding around about Islam projecting a degraded sensualism into the next life.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 11, 2017 02:27 PM (eXSOZ)

296 >>>Hooray for government red tape!!

Well, yeah, the idea that anyone's joining the military for a sex change is ridiculous if you think about it.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 11, 2017 02:28 PM (ENB12)

297 Old and Busted: "She's a lovely young woman"

The new hawtness: "She's got a vagina you could park a bus in."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2017 02:28 PM (Mouru)

298 As far as I can tell, the drive to spur interest in anal sex is just an attempt to normalize the most repugnant aspect of male homosexual activity.

Yeah I think so to. They want to take away the natural and logical "eww" factor so people aren't as intrinsically repulsed by the idea of homosexual acts. So they're trying to promote anal as "hotter sex" like in the mixed bag Kingsman where the unbelievably beautiful woman offering herself to the protagonist isn't compelling until she says he can do her in the dirt chute. As if that's somehow superior.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)

299 282 I'm ready for a new thread. Anyone else?

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 02:23 PM (Enq6K)

Yes, but I'm afraid it will somehow manage to be *worse* than this one. Not that I can think of a way to make that happen, thankfully.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 11, 2017 02:25 PM (rp9xB)


I'm ready for new thread. I am well aware that the culture of the left is beyond disgusting. I don't need to read any more about its depravity.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 11, 2017 02:28 PM (TdMsT)

300 >>>Margot Kidder used to spout that crap. She even said that the term "hardened" (as in hardened defenses) was sexual.
-

But then she was a certified lunatic.<<<

Margot is a big Bernie supporter, ipso facto nuttier than squirrel shit.

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2017 02:29 PM (2Mnv1)

301 Well, yeah, the idea that anyone's joining the military for a sex change is ridiculous if you think about it.
======

The idea that the military would admit people who are going to incur large health care costs not associated with the line of duty is quite frankly, insane.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 02:29 PM (vg8iE)

302 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)

As Grandfather Poppins sagely observed, there is nothing so perverted or disgusting that it doesn't turn at least one person in the world on. But I agree that boredom of the soul certainly leads to all sorts of deviant sex. It's also why I say that pedophilia is not so much about sex as it is about delight - the wonderful, never-to-be-equaled pleasure of destroying a child's innocence. The ecstasy of reducing them to the rutting animal that you are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2017 02:29 PM (X6fMO)

303 This is how we got Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 02:29 PM (PY9jH)

304 283 Yet the teen age birth rate is at an all time low
Maybe the sex Ed is working
Posted by: Your son at July 11, 2017 02:25 PM (Wbw3o)




If I were a teenager today, being "taught" these utter falsehoods and insanity, I might shy away from sex too! You may be onto something.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 11, 2017 02:29 PM (ujg0T)

305 It'd be really interesting to see the demographic details on the upper management at Penzey's. As with so many other of these aggressively virtue-signalling organizations, I'd be willing to bet the executive suite is overwhelmingly white.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 11, 2017 02:29 PM (ujwCG)

306 272: schumer should address the klingons surrounding his anus.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2017 02:29 PM (KP5rU)

307 Now troll-boy's going to Palin Steele levels of stupid.

1.15 Kohns.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

308 63: theses dumbasses better get shit done.

We'll all get a taste after they're finished.


Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at July 11, 2017 02:30 PM (mcI77)

309 The critical ways in which lesbians must reject the hegemony of the phallus in order to experience themselves as richly emboldened

---

I like what they accidentally admit there. Sugartits over there needs to experience herself as something that she's not. She's not richly emboldened. She's not able to richly embolden herself. She has to "experience" richly emboldened by pretending and demanding that you pretend with her.

They f*cking admitted it.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 11, 2017 02:30 PM (34E+f)

310 I always took "strapping it on" to be a reference to donning armor in preparation for battle. . .Freud *is* vindicated, again.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 11, 2017 02:30 PM (uiwCw)

311 Like my pappy always said...

If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 02:27 PM (tVWQB)

heh

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 11, 2017 02:30 PM (M+Lyo)

312
What's a clitoris?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (xfb67)


It's the new Subaru

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 11, 2017 02:31 PM (lKyWE)

313 287 If trannies think that the dudes they're having sex with are STRAIGHT men, I have a shiny new bridge to sell them.

Posted by: Oschisms at July 11, 2017 02:26 PM (toqQ3)


Most of the ones I've encountered are either with gay (or "non-conforming") men, or with women who think it's "cute" to have their own "pet tranny" for some disturbing reason.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2017 02:31 PM (WDCYi)

314 "I don't have any hard evidence to cite . . . ."

Ahem.

You don't have any engorged clitorian evidence to cite.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2017 02:31 PM (tbOMB)

315 The new hawtness: "She's got a vagina you could park a bus in."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
_________

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 11, 2017 02:31 PM (j+dfT)

316 Old and Busted: "She's a lovely young woman"

The new hawtness: "She's got a vagina you could park a bus in."




Transitioning to: "She's got an ass you could park a 747 in!"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2017 02:31 PM (YxyYj)

317
Now troll-boy's going to Palin Steele levels of stupid.

1.15 Kohns.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 02:29 PM (oVJmc)


I've thankfully missed the troll. Has he mentioned fellating his girlfriend yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 02:31 PM (PY9jH)

318 I like what they accidentally admit there. Sugartits over there needs to experience herself as something that she's not. She's not richly emboldened. She's not able to richly embolden herself. She has to "experience" richly emboldened by pretending and demanding that you pretend with her.

They f*cking admitted it.
========

You said what I wanted to say, but couldn't articulate, so I just posted what I did.

Thank you.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 02:31 PM (vg8iE)

319

Arnold Layne had a strange hobby
Collecting clothes
Moonshine washing line
They suit him fine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 02:31 PM (IqV8l)

320 As the father of a late teenage girl - none of this stupidity surprises me. That day when your daughter's hormones kick in? That day she goes crazy and doesn't stop until well after she gets married and has kids (if you are lucky).

. . .

and this, in essence, explains all liberals

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2017 02:32 PM (UOr6C)

321 Just as I thought, all the FBN talking head guest, that are usually fairly conservative, are having conniptions over Jr's. emails.


I know, I Know...there is really nothing there in the emails but man....



Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 02:32 PM (Enq6K)

322 or with women who think it's "cute" to have their own "pet tranny" for some disturbing reason.
======

Adopting African babies is so 2011.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 02:32 PM (vg8iE)

323 297; so, we're talking about lena the cake eater now?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2017 02:32 PM (KP5rU)

324 But I agree that boredom of the soul certainly leads to all sorts of deviant sex.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2017 02:29 PM (X6fMO)


I just go to the range and day-drink. But to each their own.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 11, 2017 02:33 PM (acnx4)

325 with women who think it's "cute" to have their own "pet tranny"

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2017 02:31 PM (WDCYi)

-----------------------------Power pussies.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 11, 2017 02:33 PM (SsblQ)

326 "Well, yeah, the idea that anyone's joining the military for a sex change is ridiculous if you think about it."

Those surgeries are *extremely* expensive. At least competently done ones are. Which is why Big Tranny started pushing hard during the Obama years to make them into a service-connected benefit.

San Francisco added trans surgery to its list of fully covered health benefits for municipal employees, and the already long line of prospective applicants (SF city/county employment being a pretty cushy gig) quadrupled in length overnight.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 11, 2017 02:33 PM (ujwCG)

327 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 02:31 PM (IqV8l)

On the wall...
Hung a tall
Mirror
Distorted view...
See-thru, baby blue

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 11, 2017 02:33 PM (eXSOZ)

328 >>Our local paper printed an AP article about "suggesting summer reading for business owners."


Why do adults, business owners need a "summer reading list" assignment from some random newspaper reporter?

I'm going to guess that the writer graduated from J-school within the last 3 years...


Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2017 02:33 PM (NOIQH)

329 312


What's a clitoris?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2017 02:21 PM (xfb67)





It's the new Subaru

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 11, 2017 02:31 PM (lKyWE)

Subaru discontinued the Butchback model?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2017 02:33 PM (jxbfJ)

330 Yet the teen age birth rate is at an all time low
Maybe the sex Ed is working

Posted by: Your son at July 11, 2017 02:25 PM (Wbw3o)


Or maybe it's because young women don't want to procreate with Pajama Boys like you. Looked in a mirror and taken a selfie in your 'onesie' lately?

Posted by: Your Other Son at July 11, 2017 02:33 PM (EgwCt)

331 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)

'cocoa factory'.....'dirt chute'.....

You are cracking me up, man.

and yeah, this thread is starting(?!?) to stink....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 11, 2017 02:34 PM (8iiMU)

332 I just go to the range and day-drink. But to each their own.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 11, 2017 02:33 PM (acnx4)



*clink*

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2017 02:34 PM (Mouru)

333 Oh yeah all these dystopias for women look darn nice for guys. Somehow I suspect a world about men being humiliated and reduced to sub-citizens and women in power would be hailed as genius and enlightening literature that we should work toward.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:24 PM (39g3+)



Here you go!

"Regiment of Women" by Thomas Berger.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 11, 2017 02:34 PM (NyJwR)

334 Annnd.....it only gets worse:

Grotesque, horrifying video of parents graphically explaining to their young children how to masturbate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vPqxSVaG4

We're talking abut kids int he 6-year-old to 9-year-old range.

This has to be all kinds of illegal (displaying your own children to the world in a sexual setting), and if not, at a minimum just plain ol' despicable.

The discomfort on their children's faces -- displayed for the amusement of and political gratification of SJW viewers -- is actually very sad to watch, as their horrible parents try to indoctrinate them to become sexual -- as the entire world watches.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

335 Culture war, gird your loins.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2017 02:34 PM (rnAwa)

336 "Teen" Vogue.
Heavens to Betsy.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2017 02:35 PM (VgThI)

337
The tranny is out in my jeep.


I wish she would leave.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2017 02:35 PM (r+sAi)

338 So teen readers of this mag will follow the mag's advice and do whatever kinky stuff boys want, then 12 years down the road they'll wonder why men won't commit.

The SJW's and media's message: There are no downsides to indiscriminate screwing around.

Except there are.

Oh, and this is why the SJWs and media types are in favor of free and easy abortion.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2017 02:35 PM (+lVUW)

339 zombie, you deserve a medal for watching crap and reporting on it that most of us would have nightmares over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 02:35 PM (PY9jH)

340 "Regiment of Women" by Thomas Berger.
I'm assuming that the title is an allusion to the John Knox (?) phrase "Monstrous Regiment of Women" which also named Terry Pratchett's Monstrous Regiment?

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 11, 2017 02:35 PM (eXSOZ)

341 Transitioning to: "She's got an ass you could park a 747 in!"

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Boeing B-52H at July 11, 2017 02:36 PM (TppKb)

342 304 283 Yet the teen age birth rate is at an all time low
Maybe the sex Ed is working
Posted by: Your son at July 11, 2017 02:25 PM (Wbw3o)

Abortions and ass fucking as a vagina substitute will do that .

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 02:36 PM (yBGSs)

343 >>>San Francisco added trans surgery to its list of fully covered health benefits for municipal employees, and the already long line of prospective applicants (SF city/county employment being a pretty cushy gig) quadrupled in length overnight.

And there's less hurdles as a municipal employee (or a private sector employee) than what the military imposes. Point stands.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 11, 2017 02:36 PM (ENB12)

344
Those surgeries are *extremely* expensive. At least competently done ones are. Which is why Big Tranny started pushing hard during the Obama years to make them into a service-connected benefit.

But aren't they the ones who want to cut defense spending?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 02:36 PM (IqV8l)

345 The discomfort on their children's faces --
displayed for the amusement of and political gratification of SJW
viewers -- is actually very sad to watch, as their horrible parents try
to indoctrinate them to become sexual -- as the entire world watches.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

As if this thread couldn't get any worse.....think I'll go do something more enjoyable. Wonder if my dentist has any time today for a root canal....

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 02:36 PM (Enq6K)

346 Aaaannnnd I'm off to get re-blonded.

*prepares to skip happily out the door*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 02:36 PM (PY9jH)

347 SMOD take us now. Please.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2017 02:36 PM (zZWkn)

348 Big Vulva is like the Mafia, you know it's out there lurking, but you dare not speak its name in polite company.

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2017 02:37 PM (2Mnv1)

349 Transitioning to: "She's got an ass you could park a 747 in!"

What am I, chopped liver?


When you're ready for serious capacity...

Posted by: Airbus A380 - The Egg With Wings at July 11, 2017 02:37 PM (TppKb)

350 330 Yet the teen age birth rate is at an all time low
Maybe the sex Ed is working

Posted by: Your son at July 11, 2017 02:25 PM (Wbw3o)

We know!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 11, 2017 02:37 PM (8TdcF)

351 So teen readers of this mag will follow the mag's advice and do whatever kinky stuff boys want, then 12 years down the road they'll wonder why men won't commit.
=========

What's even funnier is they think they are empowering women by turning them into whores. What they are doing in reality is forcing women to think they should adopt the behavior (the stereotyped behavior) of their alleged abusers and oppressors. In essence, bringing them down rather than lifting them up, but really, is this not the story of all liberalism?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 02:37 PM (vg8iE)

352 Transitions not bombs !

Posted by: RioBravo at July 11, 2017 02:37 PM (SsblQ)

353
The tranny is out in my jeep.

I hope you left the windows cracked

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 11, 2017 02:37 PM (lKyWE)

354 339 zombie, you deserve a medal for watching crap and reporting on it that most of us would have nightmares over.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


This isn't some obscure video on an obscure site -- it's one of todays "Featured Videos" on YouTube, chosen by the Google honchos to highlight for everyone to see.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:38 PM (DQ4Fv)

355 Big Vulva is like the Mafia, you know it's out there lurking, but you dare not speak its name in polite company.

So if you're trying to menace a lesbian, you put a bloody pussy hat on their bed?

Not much of a movie in that.

Posted by: JEM at July 11, 2017 02:38 PM (TppKb)

356 >>As if this thread couldn't get any worse.....think I'll go do something more enjoyable. Wonder if my dentist has any time today for a root canal....

Don't use the sparkle washcloth before your appointment.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2017 02:38 PM (/tuJf)

357 Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

I hate parents who don't care if their kids go blind or grow hair on their palms.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 02:38 PM (yBGSs)

358 >>>347 SMOD take us now. Please.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2017 02:36 PM (zZWkn)

Except, not us.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2017 02:38 PM (VgThI)

359 Something even more horrifying occurred to me.

The only criminal trial I've been on jury duty for, was a child molestation case. It was a festival of things I wish Id never learned and could have lived my whole life without knowing.

The dad started molesting the girl when she was quite young. Too young for ordinary sexual activity. so he turned her over, if you know what I mean.

This whole anal push could easily be a part of the evil left's push to normalize pedophilia as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)

360 "But there is a small subset of homosexual who want to have sex with people of their same biological gender -- but god forbid not another homosexual. Instead, they have a fetish for straight partners of the same gender. "

zombie, isn't there a lot of bitching now on the part of trannies that *sob* straight men don't seem to be attracted to them, and that's bigotry or something?

It seems to me the only men who would be attracted to a person who was once also a man (and whose DNA will always be male) is a man who is latently gay. In other words, not straight.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at July 11, 2017 02:39 PM (ZM2xo)

361 Whoreson thinks sex Ed is what his mom does with that puppet from Crank Yankers.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 11, 2017 02:39 PM (eXSOZ)

362 Oh, and this is why the SJWs and media types are in favor of free and easy abortion.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2017 02:35 PM (+lVUW)




Which sadly sounds like an argument in favor of it, a la "Freakonomics". Imagine the children of such "adult" children themselves.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 11, 2017 02:39 PM (ujg0T)

363 Honestly, if a woman asked to massage my prostate it would garner a giant WTF.

But you know, lets teach that to teenage girls


How about we teach them to throats punch gender confused assholes who think sodomy is a good idea?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2017 02:39 PM (TE03o)

364
The jeep is topless!!!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2017 02:39 PM (r+sAi)

365 Nood

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 11, 2017 02:39 PM (r5KeJ)

366 Also : This kind of stuff wouldn't take hold if parents, teachers, and bosses were still allowed to make their children/students/employees legitimately afraid of them.

Fear is the Greatest Motivator of them all.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2017 02:40 PM (WDCYi)

367 Don't use the sparkle washcloth before your appointment.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2017 02:38 PM (/tuJf)

Ha! Ya nut....wrong doc.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 02:40 PM (Enq6K)

368 I teach my kids to shoot guns, rifles and tactfully apply violence.

They teach prostate massage.

Enter Darwin.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2017 02:41 PM (TE03o)

369 When I as in med school penis envy was still a thing. I came to the conclusion it was actually men with small penises who envied larger ones. Women didn't miss what they never had. I can see I was guilty of all kinds of thought crime. Wow. I am glad I am retired.

Posted by: lurking grandma at July 11, 2017 02:41 PM (2VaQu)

370 >>>365 Nood
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 11, 2017 02:39 PM (r5KeJ)

PTL

Posted by: m at July 11, 2017 02:41 PM (VgThI)

371 And where the hell is Alex? This thread was posted for her.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2017 02:41 PM (TE03o)

372 It wasn't until I was in high school that I knew there were gays. It was before AIDS, and it just didn't come up. And I grew up in a NYC borough.

Very different today, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2017 02:41 PM (+7/1f)

373 >>What's even funnier is they think they are empowering women by turning
them into whores. What they are doing in reality is forcing women to
think they should adopt the behavior (the stereotyped behavior) of their
alleged abusers and oppressors. In essence, bringing them down rather
than lifting them up, but really, is this not the story of all
liberalism?


This is the subject of an interesting conversation between Stefan Molyneux and Faith Goldy (the sex part starts after the 11:00 minute mark).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69wbxW6YEdQ

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2017 02:41 PM (NOIQH)

374 "It was as if there was no such thing as anal sex and nothing that anyone
could figure out that was physically different in male homosexual
activities that might have led to the fact that AIDs was rampant among
them while being close to nonexistent among the heterosexual population"

A whole lot of clutching at straws went on back in the early to middle 1980s in an attempt to "definitively prove" that AIDS wasn't being caused by promiscuous rump rangering.

For a while, there were insistent stipulations that amyl nitrate poppers were inducing immune suppression.

Yes! Of course! That's just *got* to be it. Thank you, scientific method! Bravo, Occam's Razor! Nothing at all to do with random strangers unprotectedly heading up the Hershey Highway.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 11, 2017 02:41 PM (ujwCG)

375 Let me try this out.

*ahem*

"Honey you really showed an engorged lesbian clitoris when you substituted those Egg Beaters for real eggs when you made that cake!"

Doesn't sound quite right, but hey, I'll give it a shot...

Posted by: Marmo, now with 10% more covfefe at July 11, 2017 02:42 PM (xujbM)

376 Once again I start to think about the prescience of Confederacy of Dunces in having Ignatius dream of world peace through excessively faggy world leadership and militaries.

It was a SATIRE, you ASSHOLES.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 11, 2017 02:42 PM (eXSOZ)

377 Grotesque, horrifying video of parents graphically explaining to their young children how to masturbate

Oh, that's it. I'm out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2017 02:42 PM (X6fMO)

378 Yet the teen age birth rate is at an all time low
Maybe the sex Ed is working


I think its more that its become culturally acceptable to treat oral sex as a slightly more friendly handshake.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

379 he two different biological sexes as "those who have a prostate" and "those who don't have a prostate," instead of just saying "men" and "women."


How about "those who can parallel park" and "those who can't?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2017 02:42 PM (SRKgf)

380 The tranny continues to march to the beat of her own penis.

It's going to be an early presidency.

Posted by: Will Bynn at July 11, 2017 02:42 PM (BrQrN)

381 "powerful engorged clitoris" = "the big man in the boat?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2017 02:43 PM (SRKgf)

382 Before I start, everyone off my lawn!!

I remember the days when it was the thrill of the hunt and the successful conquest that made sex even better. Now it's as hard to get as buying a pack of chewing gum. They're practically giving it away .

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 02:43 PM (yBGSs)

383 Some women have severe mental problems. We call these women "feminists."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2017 02:44 PM (SRKgf)

384 This whole anal push could easily be a part of the evil left's push to normalize pedophilia as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)


It's all about turning the 'Bible' of psychology - the DSM (The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) from a weighty work of science, into a paperback, then into a comic strip.

They're somewhere on the continuum already. Printing costs are probably already significantly lower, adjusted for inflation.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 11, 2017 02:44 PM (EgwCt)

385 New Science: Apparently, the penis and the vagina are now in the cerebral insular lobe.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 11, 2017 02:45 PM (H8S+R)

386 The stripper competition this weekend at the nudist camp will seem like a normal environment.

Posted by: lurking grandma at July 11, 2017 02:45 PM (2VaQu)

387 330 Yet the teen age birth rate is at an all time low
Maybe the sex Ed is working

...

We've had sex ed forever. The correlation between sex ed and teen pregnancy is zero.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2017 02:45 PM (yL25O)

388 So they're trying to promote anal as "hotter sex" like in the mixed bag Kingsman where the unbelievably beautiful woman offering herself to the protagonist isn't compelling until she says he can do her in the dirt chute. As if that's somehow superior.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)
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Yup. I think it's also a part of never outgrowing the feeling of "nasty" sex. So, the forbidden always entices people arrested in that 8-year-old phase.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2017 02:46 PM (2mC6G)

389 A whole lot of clutching at straws went on back in the early to middle 1980s in an attempt to "definitively prove" that AIDS wasn't being caused by promiscuous rump rangering.

For a while, there were insistent stipulations that amyl nitrate poppers were inducing immune suppression.

Yes! Of course! That's just *got* to be it. Thank you, scientific method! Bravo, Occam's Razor! Nothing at all to do with random strangers unprotectedly heading up the Hershey Highway.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 11, 2017 02:41 PM (ujwCG)



The "immune suppression" hypothesis came from Peter Duesberg, a molecular biologist at Berkeley, who engaged in the thoughtcrime that homosexuals had brought AIDS on themselves through their hedonistic behavior. Streng verboten.

Meanwhile, AIDS is apparently rampant in Africa because anal sex is a common form of contraception there.

But don't connect the dots. No. That would be wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2017 02:47 PM (SRKgf)

390 360 "But there is a small subset of homosexual who want to have sex with people of their same biological gender -- but god forbid not another homosexual. Instead, they have a fetish for straight partners of the same gender. "

zombie, isn't there a lot of bitching now on the part of trannies that *sob* straight men don't seem to be attracted to them, and that's bigotry or something?

It seems to me the only men who would be attracted to a person who was once also a man (and whose DNA will always be male) is a man who is latently gay. In other words, not straight.

Posted by: Donna and V.


You have just pinpointed the exact focal point of this entire issue.

Trannies face an irresolvable problem. The vats majority of them will NEVER succeed at "passing," and the few that do "pass" now and then end up with two possible outcomes - - the guy they're having sex with is either

-- a latent homosexual anyway, so the trannies' fetish for sex-with-straight-men isn't actually being satisfied; OR
- an actual straight man, who then discovers half-way through that his casual sex partner is not a natural-born woman, and usually explodes in rage.

So it almost never ends happily. Hence, the massive depression and suicide rate (and getting-beat-up rate) amongst trannies.

They have put themselves in an impossible position. Which can never be resolved.

Modern day SJWism wants ALL of society to participate in this unfixable and tragic delusion. That's the problem.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2017 02:48 PM (DQ4Fv)

391 Nothing at all to do with random strangers unprotectedly heading up the Hershey Highway.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 11, 2017 02:41 PM (ujwCG)
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Which was why more straight women got AIDS sexually than actually straight men.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2017 02:49 PM (2mC6G)

392 Yup. I think it's also a part of never outgrowing the feeling of "nasty" sex. So, the forbidden always entices people arrested in that 8-year-old phase.

Yeah I think there's a lot to that. The left seems mostly stuck in middle school-level mentality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)

393 But be sure to get your entire fist in there, kids! NOW you have a party!

Posted by: Bilwick at July 11, 2017 02:51 PM (kx9QW)

394 60 I would like to hear our Navy veteran posters give their non PC opinion on women serving aboard ships. Overall a positive? Or is a negative that's been suppressed frequently m reporting?
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 01:53 PM (yBGSs)


Bringing women onboard combatants was a direct result of the Tailhook controversy - the Navy rolled over to Patsy Schroeder and the feminist left so fast you wouldn't believe it. It had a direct effect on some of the more hazing-type traditions (crossing the line, CPO initiation, crow "tacking"), reducing them to nothing or almost nothing within only a few years.

It changed other dynamics, of course. Porn became a thing of the past, obviously. Lots of girls (still) get knocked up and fuck up the watch rotation for everyone else during deployment because it takes months to get a replacement and she's off the boat by next week if not sooner.

Managing billets is still a pain in the ass, there are only so many beds set aside on each ship so adding sex to job and rank requirements requires a lot of juggling. As far a work, there's not much that women can't do aboard ship on a day-to-day basis, and nowadays at least, 25+ years on, they work their jobs just fine.

So neither negative nor positive anymore, but that took work to overcome the inherent challenges, and esprit de corps and readiness suffered.

Posted by: FCCS(SW/AW) Jeff Weimer, USN (ret) at July 11, 2017 03:00 PM (17QyB)

395
They have to admit, but they still don't like to really talk about, that anal sex is the best vector for transmission of HIV (and other diseases). It's 18 times more likely to infect the receptive one than normal vaginal sex.

The CDC admits it right on their information pages.

Take the gay culture, where men give and take it, along with ridiculous promiscuity, and it spreads like wildfire.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 03:01 PM (8O3HH)

396 81 I would like to hear our Navy veteran posters give their non PC opinion on women serving aboard ships. Overall a positive? Or is a negative that's been suppressed frequently m reporting?

If women don't want to go on deployment, they get pregnant. Then the remaining men have to pick up the slack.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2017 01:56 PM (1ISKN)


I had one girl threaten exactly that, but she was a POS and I got her transferred off the ship anyway when she turned out to be allergic to Nickel and the dyes in the uniforms. Getting rid of her was like *gaining* two people.

Fun Fact: her older sister was the lead on Baywatch Nights, and she wasn't too bad lookin' either.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 11, 2017 03:05 PM (17QyB)

397 Lately I've been watching a British show, "Embarrassing Bodies" on Hulu or Netflix or one of the streaming thingies. Anyway, the "Embarrassing Bodies" van rolls into town and people line up to discuss with a doctor their embarrassing body part or embarrassing condition. And of course, much of the embarrassment has to do with genitals and sexual function.

And man, the Brits are not shy about showing things in graphic detail. I've now seen somebody's hemorrhoids, somebody's webbed breasts (the cleavage has pulled away from the sternum), lots of psoriasis, and more hairy balls and penises than I ever wanted to, all in HD on my big screen tv. TMI!

Posted by: biancaneve at July 11, 2017 03:05 PM (A/iod)

398 Clown world delenda est.

Posted by: The Spelling Police at July 11, 2017 03:22 PM (/8qpd)

399 It's high time we all put on our big boy pants and moved on to the next thread.

Posted by: VA MKZ at July 11, 2017 03:24 PM (tkZ2O)

400 And I never thought I'd see a thread on butt stuff.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2017 03:38 PM (Ot7+c)

401 My clit's so hard a cat can't scratch it!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 11, 2017 03:57 PM (398bZ)

402 I am glad I'm not a teenager now or a mother of a teenager! Idiocy is running rampant.

Posted by: Carol at July 11, 2017 04:02 PM (NKOy9)

403 Gender is fluid and can be chosen at will. But sexual orientation is not fluid, you're born that way, it's genetic? What a bunch of batshit crazies...

Posted by: pete at July 11, 2017 04:37 PM (78f+H)

404 Womyn gotta chance at prostate cancer? Wow! Learn me something.

Posted by: KentAllard at July 11, 2017 04:50 PM (TQw9b)

405 How do you find a "peer" to review that garbage?

Do you have to search under every rock?

Posted by: wow at July 11, 2017 07:04 PM (ats44)

406 Hey all. I'm off to bed, old and tired here. Be well you Morons.

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