President Obama, Who's Totally Horrified By Leaks That Hurt National Security, Commutes Bradley Manning's Sentence Down to Time Served, Plus Five More Months

He was sentenced to remain in jail until 2045 for leaking huge amounts of classified information about the US military, as well as State Department cables.

Now he'll be in jail until... mid-May.

As many people have observed: Leaks that hurt US national security are meh at worse, but leaks that hurt Democratic political ambitions? Unforgivable.

Posted by: Ace at 06:58 PM




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1 Firstish.

Posted by: eastofsuez at January 17, 2017 06:51 PM (oKO0e)

2 Where is everyone?

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 17, 2017 06:51 PM (3C9q2)

3 Rumor has it that the JEF will preside at Chelsea's wedding to Bowe Bergdahl. James Cartwright to be a witness.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 17, 2017 06:52 PM (3C9q2)

4 One less front in the War on WOMEN, amirite?

Posted by: Bradley Manning at January 17, 2017 06:53 PM (Cw3TC)

5 On the plus side, now we don't have to pay for sher sex change. Joke's on you, "Chelsea" with a p.

Posted by: AMartel at January 17, 2017 06:54 PM (WWgnZ)

6 Can we impeach Obama post-presidency just for the hell of it?

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 17, 2017 06:54 PM (pCUr3)

7 Same last name, different people. I'm pardoning a girl named Chelsea.

Posted by: Low Information President at January 17, 2017 06:54 PM (77i7V)

8 Colo the gorilla died today, the first Gorilla successfully born in captivity and she will be missed.

Manning can rot in hell.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 17, 2017 06:55 PM (dKiJG)

9 And didn't Obama just give himself a military award?

Posted by: jmel at January 17, 2017 06:55 PM (tv+BP)

10 Now can we start jailing the REAL criminals -- people who refuse to call me a woman?

Posted by: Bradley Manning at January 17, 2017 06:56 PM (Cw3TC)

11 I was conceived the night that my mother and father got beat up on the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma, and they named me after Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at January 17, 2017 06:56 PM (77i7V)

12 Who do you think advised him to do that? Because I'm going to say it wasn't the "Intelligence Community" I keep hearing about.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 17, 2017 06:56 PM (dpJ62)

13 Like the media stories will make this leap of logic.

Posted by: Mr pink at January 17, 2017 06:56 PM (Qhqqb)

14 Not only did it hurt US security the leaks directly helped Al Qaeda.

Posted by: markytom at January 17, 2017 06:56 PM (yEAdf)

15 Well Obama had to do SOMETHING that everyone will remember but Trump can't outdo.

He was running out of options for his legacy.

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at January 17, 2017 06:57 PM (vfC/C)

16 So, our tranny-lover in chief who hates our country and its armed forces commutes the sentence of a tranny soldier who betrayed his country.

What a surprise.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 17, 2017 06:57 PM (R+30W)

17 And didn't Obama just give himself a military award?
Posted by: jmel at January 17, 2017 06:55 PM (tv+BP)

civilian award, but he did not deserve that either

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 06:57 PM (SjImc)

18 You realize this is going to cause a stampede of traitors giving up secrets into suddenly discovering they're the wrong gender.

"You've been accused of selling secrets to the Chinese. How do you plead?"

"I'm a woman trapped in a man's body!!!"

"Charges dismissed."

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 17, 2017 06:57 PM (pCUr3)

19 Manning can rot in hell.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 17, 2017 06:55 PM (dKiJG)

With it's lips around Barry's dick.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 17, 2017 06:57 PM (voOPb)

20 Where is everyone?
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 17, 2017 06:51 PM (3C9q2)

Taking a much-needed break from politics.

It looks like Obama is determined to go the full Clinton route, and destroy what's left of his legacy. What a fucking asshole.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at January 17, 2017 06:57 PM (egK2C)

21 Mark Levin just had a caller on about Manning's pardon. This man was so distraught and choked up, he could barely speak. His son was a soldier in Afghanistan and died in service of his country...and now Manning walks compliments of the Jug Eared Fuck. My heart hurt for him. His anger and grief were palpable.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2017 06:57 PM (+FSld)

22 Bergdahl is next

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 06:58 PM (SjImc)

23 Did somebody say leaks?

Posted by: John R.R.R. Lewis at January 17, 2017 06:58 PM (Tyii7)

24 5 On the plus side, now we don't have to pay for sher sex change. Joke's on you, "Chelsea" with a p.

Posted by: AMartel


Not true, me bucko -- "She" will come out of prison, get on Medicaid, and bingo, they cover sex changes thanks to another TFG edict.

Same taxpayer, different pocket.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2017 06:59 PM (iqbGz)

25 By the way, on Saturday I'm finally going to admit that I'm from Kenya and that I'm muslim.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2017 06:59 PM (Cw3TC)

26 I wonder, will I get by with a slap on the wrist for committing treason by claiming to be a male lesbian?

Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at January 17, 2017 06:59 PM (pCUr3)

27 On the bright side, this mean we will not have to pay to have manning dick chopped off...but I would volunteer to do it for free...wearing thick gloves of course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 06:59 PM (SjImc)

28 You've been accused of selling secrets to the Chinese. How do you plead?"



"I'm a woman trapped in a man's body!!!"



"Charges dismissed."

Posted by: John Nada


Sounds like the new Geico commercials to me. Guy's in the dock, caught redhanded, says "Geico can save you 15%", guy walks.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2017 06:59 PM (LAe3v)

29 I'm next!

Posted by: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed at January 17, 2017 07:00 PM (mt8X9)

30 Free Mumia!

Posted by: John Lewis at January 17, 2017 07:01 PM (mt8X9)

31 Now can we start jailing the REAL criminals -- people who refuse to call me a woman?
Posted by: Bradley Manning at January 17, 2017 06:56 PM (Cw3TC)


Hey baby-- let's get together-- you show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 17, 2017 07:01 PM (3C9q2)

32 They call me Shit Midas for a reason, you know. Heh.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 17, 2017 07:01 PM (Tyii7)

33 No, me next! Allahu ackbar!

Posted by: Mumia Abu-Jamal at January 17, 2017 07:02 PM (Cw3TC)

34 This just in: for the first time ever, John Lewis will not offer a criticism of Barack Obama's decisions.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2017 07:02 PM (LAe3v)

35 Manning, who's name is only slightly less ironic than Josh Earnest's, will either self destruct or choke on a BODs within a few years. Then it will truly be a hero.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 07:02 PM (BO/km)

36 >>Bergdahl is next

Posted by: Nevergiveup

That hornless goat is HOT.

Posted by: Barry at January 17, 2017 07:02 PM (/Nite)

37 Wrong Chelsea, idiot!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 17, 2017 07:02 PM (mt8X9)

38 This is why traitors must be shot as a matter of policy.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at January 17, 2017 07:02 PM (IKsp1)

39 I mean, is Obama TRYING to destroy the Democratic Party?

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2017 07:03 PM (LAe3v)

40 This is why traitors must be shot as a matter of policy.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at January 17, 2017 07:02 PM (IKsp1)

Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:03 PM (SjImc)

41 9 And didn't Obama just give himself a military award?

Posted by: jmel at January 17, 2017 06:55 PM (tv+BP)

======================

Two days left to give himself and Hillary the Presidential Medal of Freedom ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 07:03 PM (mt8X9)

42 35
Manning, who's name is only slightly less ironic than Josh Earnest's,
will either self destruct or choke on a BODs within a few years.


In other news today, Bradley Manning announced he will now be known as Steele Johnson.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2017 07:04 PM (LAe3v)

43 I have destroyed all that which FDR, LBJ and Bubba didn't have time to get around to.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 17, 2017 07:04 PM (Tyii7)

44 You can pin medals all over a shitstain but it's still just a shitstain covered with medals.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 07:04 PM (BO/km)

45 The Muslims in the Middle East must view the DogEater as the 12th Imam ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 07:05 PM (mt8X9)

46 Hey, Bradley Manning is a chick, so quit picking on him her xit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 07:05 PM (8ZskC)

47 The Obama administration signed a law-enforcement agreement with Cuba Monday that doesnt call for the return of U.S. fugitives, including former Black Panther Joanne Chesimard, who is wanted for killing a New Jersey police officer.

The pact was signed by Jeffrey DeLaurentis, the de facto U.S. ambassador in Havana, and the Cuban Interior minister Julio Cesar Gandarilla. It covers a broad range of law-enforcement topics, such as counternarcotics operations.

Also present at the signing was White House deputy national security adviser Ben Rhodes, who played a key role in forging Mr. Obamas policy of restoring diplomatic ties with Cuba in 2014.

The agreement does not include a return of U.S. fugitives that Cuba has harbored, including Chesimard, also known as Assata Shakur. Convicted of murder for the shooting death of New Jersey state trooper Werner Foerster in 1973, she escaped prison in 1979 and received asylum from Cuba. The omission of fugitives from the agreement was first reported by USA Today.

Weasel Zippers

3 more days of this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:05 PM (SjImc)

48 I hope Trump commutes and expurges the sentences of every soldier, sailor, airman, and Marine in Leavenworth for any crime in Iraq and Afghanistan. No more war crime prosecutions to be pursued by some ambitious JAG or commander.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2017 07:06 PM (n3MnG)

49 And commuted the sentence for Oscar Lopez-Rivera. I just heard that on FNC.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 17, 2017 07:06 PM (SEXy3)

50 I guess that's why you hang traitors.

Posted by: Shannow at January 17, 2017 07:06 PM (0orja)

51 I'm the Shit Midas
I'm the Shit Midas
I'm the Midas of Shit

I take the country
And fuck it up
And I never want to quit

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at January 17, 2017 07:07 PM (8ZskC)

52 And commuted the sentence for Oscar Lopez-Rivera. I just heard that on FNC.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 17, 2017 07:06 PM (SEXy3)

That's the PR terrorist right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:07 PM (SjImc)

53 I support the commutation 100%!

Posted by: Keith Ellison at January 17, 2017 07:07 PM (yEAdf)

54 Opportunity to bring up again what a scumbag Bill Clinton is with his pardon of Puerto Rican terrorists and Marc Rich.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 07:08 PM (IDPbH)

55 "3 more days of this"

We can do this. We've got to all come together you guys.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 07:08 PM (BO/km)

56 39 I mean, is Obama TRYING to destroy the Democratic Party?

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2017 07:03 PM (LAe3v)

==================

What do you mean, TRYING?

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 07:08 PM (mt8X9)

57 There's a Peyton joke here somwhere but darned if I can find it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 07:08 PM (vP09u)

58 And didn't Obama just give himself a military award?


Order of the Puckered Anus, with Toilet Paper Clusters

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 07:08 PM (8ZskC)

59 Flirting with Hillary.

Posted by: DaveA at January 17, 2017 07:09 PM (8J/Te)

60 He commuted Chelsea Manning's sentence.

But Bradley Manning still has to serve out his term, right?

Posted by: SGT York at January 17, 2017 07:09 PM (ITvKk)

61 Oscar Lopez-Rivera's sentence was commuted also he was a FALN terrorist whose bombing of a NYC tavern killed 4 people. He was supported by Castro and Krauthammer just now said he believes Obama did this for the Castro regime as part of the deal

Posted by: Jen the original at January 17, 2017 07:09 PM (wy1qp)

62 Enjoy it while you can, you JEF. Less than 72 hours left.

Speaking of pardons, I don't think he is going to pardon Hillary. He will let her twist in wind with media/establishment bearing down as hard as possible on Sessions and Trump not to indict.

President Trump will let justice run its course. Sessions will indict Hillary and Obama. Trump will--"to bring the country together"--then pardon them both and both will forever be associated with Richard Milhous Nixon.

Perchance, to dream.

Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at January 17, 2017 07:10 PM (g1MTt)

63 Why haven't we seen the plans to have Maestro Obama's magnificent visage carved into the granite of Mt. Rushmore, yet?

I give you this, but it's such a waste. Bow down and contemplate this on the tree of woe.

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2017 07:10 PM (FmNHR)

64 Allow me to leave this steaming pile right here on my way out.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at January 17, 2017 07:10 PM (8ZskC)

65 And by "guys" I mean all 39 varieties of various humanoid non-specific gender types.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 07:10 PM (BO/km)

66 Trump should start off by pardoning Sgt Bales.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2017 07:11 PM (n3MnG)

67 60 He commuted Chelsea Manning's sentence.

But Bradley Manning still has to serve out his term, right?

======================

The only fair thing to do is cut the babe in half ...

Posted by: Solomon at January 17, 2017 07:11 PM (mt8X9)

68 Oscar Lopez-Rivera's sentence was commuted also he was a FALN terrorist whose bombing of a NYC tavern killed 4 people. He was supported by Castro and Krauthammer just now said he believes Obama did this for the Castro regime as part of the deal
Posted by: Jen the original at January 17, 2017 07:09 PM (wy1qp)

But as I said above, we don't get chesemark or our other criminals back...some negotiator there Fredo.

Friday can't come fast enough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:11 PM (SjImc)

69 And don't let the door hit that grotesquely fat ass of yours on the way out, Mooch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 07:11 PM (8ZskC)

70 The Obama administration signed a law-enforcement agreement with Cuba Monday that doesnt call for the return of U.S. fugitives, including former Black Panther Joanne Chesimard, who is wanted for killing a New Jersey police officer.

The pact was signed by Jeffrey DeLaurentis, the de facto U.S. ambassador in Havana, and the Cuban Interior minister Julio Cesar Gandarilla. It covers a broad range of law-enforcement topics, such as counternarcotics operations.

Also present at the signing was White House deputy national security adviser Ben Rhodes, who played a key role in forging Mr. Obamas policy of restoring diplomatic ties with Cuba in 2014.

The agreement does not include a return of U.S. fugitives that Cuba has harbored, including Chesimard, also known as Assata Shakur. Convicted of murder for the shooting death of New Jersey state trooper Werner Foerster in 1973, she escaped prison in 1979 and received asylum from Cuba. The omission of fugitives from the agreement was first reported by USA Today.

Weasel Zippers

3 more days of this
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:05 PM (SjImc)


I want Trump to say "Oh, so sorry, this isn't a treaty, it's an 'executive agreement,' and guess what, there's a new executive" before ripping up this obscenity as well as numerous other examples of meaningless international "agreements" that Obama has signed on to.

The Senate has the responsibility to sign off on agreements between the USA and foreign nations. Those agreements are called "treaties."

The President can *negotiate* treaties. He does not have the power to *agree* to them. That power resides in the Senate.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 07:12 PM (s5o+q)

71 The Once and Future C*nt

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 07:12 PM (xd0pN)

72 50 Democratic lawmakers skipping the inauguration. So basically, their entire lineup.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2017 07:13 PM (n3MnG)

73 It'd be great to see Republicans begin mocking Obama as the lying, conniving, US hating Asshat that he is. Just to watch heads in the Democrat party and the FSM explode.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 17, 2017 07:13 PM (6Z8Cl)

74 Is the Assange film starring Benny Cumberbatch any good? Looking for some films to watch this week.

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 07:14 PM (hvf9s)

75 50 Democratic lawmakers skipping the inauguration. So basically, their entire lineup

I guess it's better than having them show up and hold their breath until they turn blue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 07:14 PM (8ZskC)

76 I'll be leaving bag of dicks trail all the way down Pennsylvania Avenue.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at January 17, 2017 07:14 PM (Tyii7)

77 He commuted Chelsea Manning's sentence.

But Bradley Manning still has to serve out his term, right?

======================

The only fair thing to do is cut the babe in half ...
Posted by: Solomon at January 17, 2017 07:11 PM (mt8X9)


Wouldn't it be hilarious as hell of Bradley hadn't legally changed his name to Chelsea, and the commutation document specified Chelsea?

Oops. Sorry, 'Bradley calling himself Chelsea'. Paperwork filed incorrectly. Enjoy your stay.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 07:14 PM (s5o+q)

78 In what way is a "pact" binding? Especially with a little pisant country like Cuba.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 07:14 PM (BO/km)

79 Democratic lawmakers skipping the inauguration. So basically, their entire lineup.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2017 07:13 PM (n3MnG)

Actually I think it is up to 58 and they are a rogues gallery of the nastiest fucks in Congress

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:15 PM (SjImc)

80 You all know that Sessions told the congressional committee that he would recuse himself from any investigation into Hillary?

Posted by: Jen the original at January 17, 2017 07:15 PM (wy1qp)

81 >>>In other news today, Bradley Manning announced he will now be known as Steele Johnson.
Posted by: pep<<<

Odd. I heard she was considering Naolmi Gudenhard as a top choice.

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2017 07:15 PM (FmNHR)

82 Democratic lawmakers skipping the inauguration. So basically, their entire lineup

I guess it's better than having them show up and hold their breath until they turn blue.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 07:14 PM (8ZskC)


I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there, Cicero.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 07:15 PM (s5o+q)

83 Democrat campaign strategy docs -- the Holy of Holies. Just ask Nixon and Trump.

In any event, one must have a heart of stone to witness the political demise of Hillary Clinton and not laugh out loud.

Posted by: direwolf at January 17, 2017 07:15 PM (DLPe/)

84 In what way is a "pact" binding? Especially with a little pisant country like Cuba.


Hey man, you don't want a trade war with Cuba.

I kill myself sometimes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 07:15 PM (8ZskC)

85 What's Manning'so nic going to be when he starts trolling on AOSHQ?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 17, 2017 07:16 PM (eAMlh)

86 Actually I think it is up to 58 and they are a rogues gallery of the nastiest fucks in Congress
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:15 PM (SjImc)


That's one for each state, plus DC!

Posted by: Presnit O'Barky at January 17, 2017 07:16 PM (s5o+q)

87 What's Manning'so nic going to be when he starts trolling on AOSHQ?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 17, 2017 07:16 PM (eAMlh)

Dickless, isn't it obvious?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:16 PM (SjImc)

88 Grown men, both those who served and related to those who died, are crying in grief and rage. I've long thought TFG wants to be a martyr. 72 virgin Reggies.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at January 17, 2017 07:16 PM (iu553)

89
Manning can rot in hell

++++

per most forms of Christianity, that's a given

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 07:16 PM (U0lQa)

90 >>> What's Manning'so nic going to be when he starts trolling on AOSHQ?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 17, 2017 07:16 PM (eAMlh)

DudeLooksLikeaLady ?

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (hvf9s)

91 manning humiliated Bush, Snowden humiliated obamam. That's why one gets a pardon & the other a warrant.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (7qAYi)

92 Barak will godown as the worst president or the final nail in the coffin of the United States

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (yx0Ld)

93 The Clinton's are still in a conundrum aren't they? And can Obama pardon himself for something he hasn't been accused of yet?

Going to be interesting to see him give blanket pardons to his entire administration isn't it?

"errrhh...we all bein' pardoned! we dindo nuffin'!"

Jimmy Carter is the biggest winner of this guy's term in office.

Posted by: DanMan at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (aZqu2)

94 What's Manning'so nic going to be when he starts trolling on AOSHQ?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 17, 2017 07:16 PM (eAMlh)

DudeLooksLikeaLady ?
Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (hvf9s)

that is his indian name

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (SjImc)

95 80 You all know that Sessions told the congressional committee that he would recuse himself from any investigation into Hillary?

Posted by: Jen the original at January 17, 2017 07:15 PM (wy1qp)

Yeah.

Doesn't mean an investigation couldn't go forward, but I don't know how that would work.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (4ErVI)

96 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jeb! at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

97 Barry sure seems to love him some trannies and traitors.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (+FSld)

98 Funny on the Five when everyone kept slipping and calling Manning he/him then quickly changing it to her/she.....heh!

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 07:18 PM (JNDQi)

99 I wonder how many Afghan terps (interpreters) and their families lost their lives thanks to Miss Chelsea? Or our troops?

Xe deserved a damned firing squad. As do Maj. Hasan and Bergdahl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 07:19 PM (PY9jH)

100 >>> Miss me yet?
Posted by: Jeb! at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

Nope.

*Opens a new can of RINO-B-Gone and begins spraying*

Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2017 07:19 PM (hvf9s)

101 Obama is a douchebag who only cares about protecting the DNC and whatever criminal they choose to run for office? Who would have thunk it!

Posted by: StrawMan at January 17, 2017 07:19 PM (lidp8)

102 >>Oscar Lopez-Rivera's sentence was commuted also he was a FALN terrorist whose bombing of a NYC tavern killed 4 people. He was supported by Castro and Krauthammer just now said he believes Obama did this for the Castro regime as part of the deal

FALN was very active when I was living in PR. These assholes shot up a Navy minibus killing 2 and wounding at least 10.

Obama is a fucking terrorist.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

103 Does the military still use firing squads for death sentences?

Posted by: MTF at January 17, 2017 07:19 PM (X4ZNp)

104 Do you suppose Trump is making a little list of the lawmakers boycotting his inauguration, and those lawmakers will never, ever see the inside of the White House for the duration?

I wonder too if legislation with the names of any of these yahoos on it as co-sponsor might encounter some . . . difficulty getting signed into law as long as their names are on it. That would be a wonderfully subtle little message for Trump to send to Ryan and McTurtle.

Politics ain't beanbag. Boycotts have consequences.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 07:20 PM (s5o+q)

105 Xe deserved a damned firing squad. As do Maj. Hasan and Bergdahl.

Firing squads are for soldiers. They should have hanged the quisling turd.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 07:20 PM (8ZskC)

106 God I feel gaslit. For a second I literally could not remember the asshole's actual name. Just Chelsea. Fuck the media.

Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2017 07:20 PM (vc3XT)

107
Any word from John McShitstain yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 17, 2017 07:20 PM (uRoFj)

108 I am proud of Presdent obamama for commuting thes young lady that is a US Hero. Trump should be in jaail with Bush instead !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 17, 2017 07:21 PM (Fbj4h)

109 Barry sure seems to love him some trannies and traitors.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (+FSld)


Hey, that's the name of his new primetime show on Oprah's OWN network! How did you know?

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 07:21 PM (s5o+q)

110 TFG is due to commute/pardon more criminals on Thursday.

Then it's off to Palm Springs with Mooch, the grllllz and the MiL for one final "Fuck You" to all of us on his Precious, formerly AF1.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 07:21 PM (PY9jH)

111 so.... the end result is, i guess, Manning got reassignment surgery on our dime in exchange for a little while in prison.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 07:21 PM (U0lQa)

112 Huh, so I guess according to Marc Lamont Hill half of me, my mother and many other black Americans are nothing more than "mediocre negroes".

In other news Marc can get fucked by a cattle brand.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 07:22 PM (nDcc3)

113 so.... the end result is, i guess, Manning got reassignment surgery on our dime in exchange for a little while in prison.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 07:21 PM (U0lQa)

NO he has not been chopped yet...and I assume that will now be on his own dime. Or in his case penny if they chop by the inch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:22 PM (SjImc)

114 When we asked our son what he thought about a possible pardon of Bergdahl, he just made a casual shoulder shrug.

He's a vet. Make of that what you will.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 07:23 PM (PY9jH)

115 He probably won't be chopped. Most trannies get off on being accepted as women while still really loving their cocks.

Posted by: Lauren at January 17, 2017 07:23 PM (vc3XT)

116 thanks NGU small favors and etc

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 07:24 PM (U0lQa)

117 I am expressly hitting the tip jar because Ace still calls this shitbag by his biological name.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2017 07:24 PM (fdyxv)

118
Huh, so I guess according to Marc Lamont Hill half of me, my mother and
many other black Americans are nothing more than "mediocre negroes".

In other news Marc can get fucked by a cattle brand.


Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at January 17, 2017 07:22 PM (nDcc3)


That's DOCTOR Marc Lamont Hill!!eleventy!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2017 07:24 PM (PY9jH)

119 In case someone missed it, the traitor in the White House also freed FALN terrorist Oscar Lopez.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 17, 2017 07:25 PM (9G/k0)

120 91 manning humiliated Bush, Snowden humiliated obamam. That's why one gets a pardon & the other a warrant.
Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 07:17 PM (7qAYi)

Excellent point!

Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2017 07:25 PM (qf6WZ)

121 Manning is frack'n nuts and won't survive long on his own. His former boyfriend-partner moved on long ago.

Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2017 07:25 PM (WHVu+)

122 Interesting Hill used the term negro.

Surely derogatory but not sure if it's meaning they're old enough to remember the old days or what.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 07:25 PM (4ErVI)

123 Everything Barack Obama says or does makes sense once you accept that he is on the other side

Posted by: phreshone at January 17, 2017 07:26 PM (DpOmP)

124 so bradley is still a man, but he feels like a woman, and Fox complies with the feminine pronoun. Regardless of what gets cut off or blown off, he is still a male, just check his chromosomes.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 17, 2017 07:26 PM (/aIFg)

125 >>>He was supported by Castro and Krauthammer just now said he believes Obama did this for the Castro regime as part of the deal<<<


What deal? Aren't both sides supposed to befit from a deal? What do we get from Cuba?

Posted by: Javems at January 17, 2017 07:26 PM (yOqwj)

126 All I know is this little rat needs an ass beating not a pardon.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2017 07:26 PM (5VlCp)

127 Interesting Hill used the term negro.

Surely derogatory but not sure if it's meaning they're old enough to remember the old days or what.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 07:25 PM (4ErVI)

If you or I had used it, we'd lose out jobs and go to jail

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:27 PM (SjImc)

128 Every day has been better than the next during the Age of Obama

Posted by: Woogy at January 17, 2017 07:27 PM (DpOmP)

129 Free BOB BALES

He was a nice guy and my roommate in College.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 17, 2017 07:27 PM (dKiJG)

130 so bradley is still a man, but he feels like a woman, and Fox complies with the feminine pronoun. Regardless of what gets cut off or blown off, he is still a male, just check his chromosomes.


Nope. All must bow to the mental illness of the dude who thinks he's a woman.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 07:27 PM (8ZskC)

131 "Rumor has it that the JEF will preside at Chelsea's wedding to Bowe Bergdahl. James Cartwright to be a witness."

His interest is clearly jus primae noctis.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 17, 2017 07:27 PM (fVubI)

132 Wait we can't say negro? Can we still say black?

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 07:28 PM (BO/km)

133 Oops. Sorry, 'Bradley calling himself Chelsea'. Paperwork filed incorrectly. Enjoy your stay.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 07:14 PM (s5o+q)
.............

You know, I wonder why he wants out. All the warped shplibs and splooge he can eat.
It's a weirdo paradise!

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 07:28 PM (HgMAr)

134 So WikiLeaks is back to the good side.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2017 07:28 PM (LTHVh)

135 When the Clintoons rode out of DC on their shit-stained hobby horse I remember thinking that the worst was behind us. Boy, was I a fool...

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 17, 2017 07:28 PM (Tyii7)

136 91 manning humiliated Bush, Snowden humiliated obamam. That's why one gets a pardon & the other a warrant.

I got a feeling ... just spit-balling here ... that this Trump fellow will actually go the extra step OF POINTING THAT OUT PUBLICLY. LOUDLY. REPEATEDLY.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 17, 2017 07:28 PM (fiGNd)

137 125 >>>He was supported by Castro and Krauthammer just now said he believes Obama did this for the Castro regime as part of the deal


What deal? Aren't both sides supposed to befit from a deal? What do we get from Cuba?
Posted by: Javems at January 17, 2017 07:26 PM (yOqwj)

The receiving end of Communist bukake.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 07:28 PM (7qAYi)

138 Nope. All must bow to the mental illness of the dude who thinks he's a woman.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

And all anorexics must be called "moo cow" and encouraged to go on crash diets.

Posted by: Prince Ludwid the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 07:29 PM (MQZOg)

139 Wait we can't say negro? Can we still say black?
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 07:28 PM (BO/km)


Ummmmm...Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2017 07:29 PM (5VlCp)

140 >>So WikiLeaks is back to the good side.

Gotta keep your head on a swivel.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 07:29 PM (/tuJf)

141 What deal? Aren't both sides supposed to befit from a deal? What do we get from Cuba?


A priceless opportunity for American tourists to see an unreformed commie shithole before it becomes spoiled by the evils of capitalism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 07:29 PM (8ZskC)

142 Dammit! Why doesn't Safari remember socks anymore?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 07:30 PM (MQZOg)

143 Haven't heard from Stacey Dash lately. Was the Hollywood Left successful in shutting her down?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 07:30 PM (IDPbH)

144
NO he has not been chopped yet...and I assume that will now be on his own dime. Or in his case penny if they chop by the inch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2017 07:22 PM (SjImc)
___
Nope. The 5 months until May is for the surgery. My guess. Just watch. Bet $10 he comes out without a penis in May.

Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at January 17, 2017 07:30 PM (g1MTt)

145 Maybe it is just the conspiracy theorist in me...

I wonder if Obama is not moving across town with intent to form a shadow government.

The Deep State, as its been pointed out, is fighting back.
Who better to lead it than Obama in his new Red House across town.

Just my brains wild rantings..

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at January 17, 2017 07:31 PM (5Z34V)

146 >>>All I know is this little rat needs an ass beating not a pardon.
.
.
.
.I expect that is going to happen quite a few times once he is out.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 17, 2017 07:31 PM (le7jz)

147 >>Nope. The 5 months until May is for the surgery. My guess. Just watch. Bet $10 he comes out without a penis in May.

I'm oddly ok with this.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

148 It's only four months until May.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 07:31 PM (sdi6R)

149 107
Any word from John McShitstain yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer XLT at January 17, 2017 07:20 PM (uRoFj)

=========================

Yes: http://tinyurl.com/jo9wcup

First paragraph:

Arizona Sen. John McCain, the chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, called President Obama's commutation of Chelsea Manning's sentence "a grave mistake that I fear will encourage further acts of espionage and undermine military discipline."

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 07:31 PM (mt8X9)

150 Trump should bring in Alan Keyes to talk about black issues. just for Marc Lamont Hill

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 07:31 PM (U0lQa)

151 >>Nope. The 5 months until May is for the surgery. My guess. Just watch. Bet $10 he comes out without a penis in May.
I'm oddly ok with this.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

Can we use it to fill our BOD's for gifting to Dems everywhere?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2017 07:32 PM (5VlCp)

152 Nope. The 5 months until May is for the surgery. My guess. Just watch. Bet $10 he comes out without a penis in May.

I'm oddly ok with this.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 07:31 PM (/tuJf)


Sentence commuted.

To castration.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 07:32 PM (s5o+q)

153 "Ummmmm...Yes."

Oh come on next I won't be able to say gay. I'm sick of words being misappropriated and banned. "Gay" used to be a perfectly good word and now it's ruined.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 07:32 PM (BO/km)

154 Yeah, well, whatever. Manning's going to have to find a secret place to live/hide when he/she's released. He/she's already tried suicide, can't see how releasing him/her will change that fragility. Being free won't change the reality of being viewed a traitor by normal people.

Posted by: Joanne at January 17, 2017 07:32 PM (t+/Ew)

155 Any word from John McShitstain yet?





Posted by: Soothsayer XLT

===

"Nothing to fear ...blah blah I half-assed my presidential campaign ... President Obama in the White House...Drop the bomb, exterminate them all..blah blah"

Something like that.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (ewrgV)

156 The Democrat-Media Complex will be giving Manning interviews, followed by the inevitable book deal and perhaps a tenure-track position teaching "Gender Issues in National Security" at a university.

Posted by: V the K at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (jn7FC)

157
8 Colo the gorilla died today, the first Gorilla successfully born in captivity and she will be missed.

Manning can rot in hell.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 17, 2017 06:55 PM (dKiJG)

I saw Colo when she was a baby. I was 3 years old...

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (nQ10o)

158 Being free won't change the reality of being viewed a traitor by normal people.
Posted by: Joanne at January 17, 2017 07:32 PM (t+/Ew)



Getting dates won't be easy, either.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (8ZskC)

159 Since election night Trump has lost 24% of the people who voted for him. Gonna be a

#QuickImpeachment

Posted by: Polling man at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (py4xj)

160 Wouldn't it be delicious if it turns out that information that Manning leaked was linked to the DNC hack?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (gVpIT)

161 Posted by: sippin_bourbon at January 17, 2017 07:31 PM (5Z34V)

He's not smart enough to run s shadow government much less his laziness.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (IDPbH)

162 Barry Soetoro makes General Arnold look like a piker

Posted by: George Washington at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (DpOmP)

163 113 NO he has not been chopped yet...and I assume that will now be on his own dime. Or in his case penny if they chop by the inch

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Again, wrong. Medicare now covers dick chopping (thanks, TFG), and Medicaid in some states like NY also cover dickectomies etc.

Manning will get out of the joint, on the Medi-dole, and get the surgeries for free.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2017 07:34 PM (iqbGz)

164 Still no pardon for Hilary?

Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2017 07:34 PM (Y2CYo)

165 >>>>>Yeah, well, whatever. Manning's going to have to find a secret place to
live/hide when he/she's released. He/she's already tried suicide, can't
see how releasing him/her will change that fragility. Being free won't
change the reality of being viewed a traitor by normal people.
.
.
.
.They tried suicide twice, odds are not good for their seamless integration back into society.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 17, 2017 07:34 PM (le7jz)

166 Bottom line for me, if Hillary gets a pass for shit a thousand time worse than Manning did, I'm good with Manning getting out. Plus, in my weak ass mind, Manning 's sentence reflected Snowden's crime, not Manning's (based on the releases I saw, and I don't claim to know everything about the case).

Lastly, Asshole Ryan railed against the commutation. Yes, that's the same Asshole Ryan who took $6 billion from veterans while a war was going on and when a huge number of soldiers were affected with TBI and PTSD, at a minimum. If Asshole Ryan is against it, I'm for it. Period.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at January 17, 2017 07:34 PM (Gh3fw)

167 I expect that is going to happen quite a few times once he is out.
...........

Chelseabrad Manning walks into a bar.

Five minutes later an ambulance arrives.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 07:34 PM (HgMAr)

168 Sentence commuted.

To castration.

------------]

Sadly, I think the little traitor would be okay with that.

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at January 17, 2017 07:35 PM (5Z34V)

169 No kidding, after the Berlin Wall fell, rags like TIME were telling its readers, hey, come see rural Poland for the picturesque farms unspoilt by modern technology, before it's ruined by prosperity.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2017 07:35 PM (lMp+G)

170 THe treason continues unchecked... who says we lost the cold war

Posted by: Nikita Krushev at January 17, 2017 07:35 PM (DpOmP)

171 Oh shit. Eric Michael Dyson.

Here we go with the mediocre negro crap.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

172 Still no pardon for Hilary?


Pardon??? I SHOULD BE UP BY FIFTY POINTS!!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 17, 2017 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

173 Posted by: sippin_bourbon at January 17, 2017 07:31 PM (5Z34V)

He's not smart enough to run s shadow government much less his laziness.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (IDPbH)


He is, however, good enough to be the figurehead puppet for Soros' real shadow government.

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 07:35 PM (s5o+q)

174 159 Since election night Trump has lost 24% of the people who voted for him. Gonna be a

#QuickImpeachment

Posted by: Polling man at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (py4xj)


24% of the people who voted for Trump now regret doing so, because they can't handle all the winning.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

175 Space X engine test just started

Posted by: Aviator at January 17, 2017 07:36 PM (/Nite)

176 Pardon??? I SHOULD BE UP BY FIFTY POINTS!!!!!

*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 17, 2017 07:35 PM (8ZskC)


Your BAC is, sweetie.

Posted by: Huma at January 17, 2017 07:36 PM (s5o+q)

177 Did JEF justify the commute?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2017 07:36 PM (P/kVC)

178 Leftists, every one of them wishing the gulags would open up so they could put you in it.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 07:36 PM (yx0Ld)

179 24% of the people who voted for Trump now regret doing so, because they can't handle all the winning.
Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)


they contacted a professional who said supporting all of Trump's winning was causing boners way too frequently

Posted by: Cialis at January 17, 2017 07:37 PM (DpOmP)

180 He's not smart enough to run s shadow government much less his laziness.
-----------

Maybe.. but not so for some of the pricks he works with.

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at January 17, 2017 07:37 PM (5Z34V)

181 "Gay" used to be a perfectly good word and now it's ruined.
Posted by: freaked
_________

Don't play the game. I really like using the word "homosexual" instead. You get some queer looks.

Posted by: Furious George at January 17, 2017 07:37 PM (77i7V)

182 159 Since election night Trump has lost 24% of the people who voted for him. Gonna be a

#QuickImpeachment

Posted by: Polling man at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (py4xj)

====================

Obama's approval rating will skyrocket to 97% on January 21 ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 07:38 PM (mt8X9)

183 156 The Democrat-Media Complex will be giving Manning interviews, followed
by the inevitable book deal and perhaps a tenure-track position teaching
"Gender Issues in National Security" at a university.


Sadly, V the K, this sounds very plausible.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2017 07:38 PM (iqbGz)

184 175 Space X engine test just started

Posted by: Aviator at January 17, 2017 07:36 PM (/Nite)


Are you near McGregor, TX?

Did you watch the launch on Saturday? Beautiful rocketcam video from the first stage coming in for a landing.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

185 Manning will be a tranny hooker on Hollywood Blvd in 2 yrs time.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 07:38 PM (6Ll1u)

186 Space X engine test just started

--------------
Gotta link?

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at January 17, 2017 07:38 PM (5Z34V)

187 So we have Toby Keith, Lee Greenwall, & Three Doors Down performing for Trump. If they go through with it then it will be time to buy some music.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die! at January 17, 2017 07:38 PM (JNDQi)

188 I'm not dead yet...

I'm feeling better...

Posted by: Hillary's floundering campaign at January 17, 2017 07:39 PM (DpOmP)

189 24% of the people who voted for Trump now regret doing so, because they can't handle all the winning.
Posted by: rickl

Gavin McInnes died of winningAIDS. That's the reality of the Trump era.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 07:39 PM (MQZOg)

190 The media and left (but I repeat myself!) have shown themselves to be deranged children, full of impotent rage, weak character, and shallow intellect.

I love it!!

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at January 17, 2017 07:39 PM (CLKfs)

191 Don't play the game. I really like using the word "homosexual" instead. You get some queer looks.
Posted by: Furious George at January 17, 2017 07:37 PM (77i7V)


(taps cheek contemplatively with index finger while holding chin between middle finger and thumb)

Hmm . . .

Posted by: filbert at January 17, 2017 07:39 PM (s5o+q)

192 164 Still no pardon for Hilary?

Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2017 07:34 PM (Y2CYo)

=======================

Valerie Jarrett is negotiating right now with the Clinton Crime Syndicate on the appropriate 11-figure fee ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 07:39 PM (mt8X9)

193 not sure what the right word is but "leaking" does not describe what it did, it divulged, dumped, disclosed, bared, published classified material.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:39 PM (cPsPa)

194 So, let's see...is Manning pardoned as...what?

"I'm sorry, it says here we're releasing a woman, but you're swinging a dick. Oh, and as of January 21 we don't pay for gender 'reassignment' surgery. So you can either pay to have it cut off or you can stay here."

Posted by: JEM at January 17, 2017 07:39 PM (TppKb)

195 "I saw Colo when she was a baby. I was 3 years old..."

The Columbus Zoo has a nice gorilla exhibit. Last time I was there they were all inside intently watching the humans watching them. I got the eerie feeling I was the one on display

Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2017 07:40 PM (JSovD)

196 193 not sure what the right word is but "leaking" does not describe what it did, it divulged, dumped, disclosed, bared, published classified material.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:39 PM (cPsPa)

Jizzed?

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 07:40 PM (7qAYi)

197 I think we need more government holidays.

How 'bout one for John Lewis? He's a real hero, right?

Maybe one for Barack Obama? First half-black president, right?

Chelsea Manning. How about one for her? First tranny to ever get a pardon from a half-black president?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 17, 2017 07:40 PM (U6f54)

198 Liewatha is asking Betsy Davos questions.

What a nasty old hag. She's about 40 pounds and closet full of pantsuits away from going full Hilltard.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 07:40 PM (Sw5Va)

199 Boys have a penis.

Girls have a vagina.

Bradley has neither.

Posted by: kindergarden Kid at January 17, 2017 07:41 PM (HgMAr)

200 #FakeNood

Posted by: The Big B.O. at January 17, 2017 07:41 PM (2mC6G)

201 Lazy Obama is all talk. He will take his 200k pension and do the speech circuit for millions but he won't do anything that will involve work. But I think you may be correct that others will use him for their ends.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 07:41 PM (IDPbH)

202 They commuted Manning's sentence? Does this mean he won't be hung?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2017 07:42 PM (wPiJc)

203 196 193 not sure what the right word is but "leaking" does not describe what it did, it divulged, dumped, disclosed, bared, published classified material.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:39 PM (cPsPa)

Jizzed?
Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 07:40 PM (7qAYi)


Squirted?

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at January 17, 2017 07:42 PM (CLKfs)

204 not sure what the right word is but "leaking" does not describe what it did, it divulged, dumped, disclosed, bared, published classified material.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Maybe we should ask the Afghans who covertly helped us what to call him. Wait, we can't because the Taliban killed them and their families when Bradley released their names.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 07:42 PM (MQZOg)

205 Keep your eye out for a Chesimard pardon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 17, 2017 07:42 PM (SEXy3)

206 They commuted Manning's sentence? Does this mean he won't be hung?
Posted by: Muldoon at January




hiyoo!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:42 PM (cPsPa)

207 202 They commuted Manning's sentence? Does this mean he won't be hung?
Posted by: Muldoon
__________

[Enthusiastic studio audience applause]

Posted by: Furious George at January 17, 2017 07:42 PM (77i7V)

208 Jizzed?
Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2017 07:40 PM (7qAYi)
Squirted?


Discharged

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 07:43 PM (BO/km)

209 Rush was reading those Trump disapproval ratings with the sampling of 75% Democrats and 25% Republicans takenby a few different news reports.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 07:43 PM (yx0Ld)

210 Maybe we should ask the Afghans who covertly helped us what to call him. Wait, we can't because the Taliban killed them and their families when Bradley released their names.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January




he screwed everyone, someone will be back to settle the score.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:43 PM (cPsPa)

211 But I think you may be correct that others will use him for their ends.

We would argue that process began some time ago.

Posted by: Islamic Republic of Iran at January 17, 2017 07:43 PM (TppKb)

212 >>Space X engine test just started



--------------

Gotta link?



Posted by: sippin_bourbon

No
I can hear (and feel) it from my house.

Posted by: Aviator at January 17, 2017 07:43 PM (/Nite)

213 Fucking Warren lecturing Davos on success.

Actually made Susan Collins look partially rational.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 07:43 PM (ewrgV)

214 The week isn't over. I'm still betting that investigation paints the Clintons in some less than favorable light and Barky then pardons Hillary and Bill. Theyll end up being his political bitches.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 17, 2017 07:43 PM (6Z8Cl)

215 He's not smart enough to run s shadow government much less his laziness.

He's smart enough. But he is too lazy.

Nevertheless ... he's staying in DC for a reason. The prick ain't going to be the "shadow government" per se ... but he sure as hell is intent on being the de facto head of the DNC as well as the Media Go To Guy for all that's wrong about the Trump Presidency.

In the words of BTO ... B-B-B-Baby You Just Aiiiiiin't Seen N-N-Nothin' Yet.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 17, 2017 07:44 PM (fiGNd)

216 He was supported by Castro and Krauthammer just now said he believes Obama did this for the Castro regime as part of the deal
Posted by: Jen the original at January 17, 2017 07:09 PM (wy1qp)
---
Another fucking Obama-deal?

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 07:44 PM (2mC6G)

217 The week isn't over. I'm still betting that investigation paints the Clintons in some less than favorable light and Barky then pardons Hillary and Bill. Theyll end up being his political bitches.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January




once you get pardoned you are unbitchable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:44 PM (cPsPa)

218 The government has never been able to pin anything on Hillary Clinton, Democrats claim that is because she is innocent. Balderdash - what it really means is that she is a professional criminal; the government was never able to pin anything but income tax evasion on Al Capone for the same reason.

Hillary knows about that tax evasion trick.

Posted by: An Observation at January 17, 2017 07:45 PM (py4xj)

219 So what's NASA been up to, besides training it's employees to speak Farsi?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 07:45 PM (HgMAr)

220 202 They commuted Manning's sentence? Does this mean he won't be hung?

Posted by: Muldoon
===


If the dick is split, you must acquit!

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cochran at January 17, 2017 07:45 PM (ewrgV)

221 McCain "Her prison sentence may end in a few months time, but her dishonor will last forever".

Her

Posted by: Javems at January 17, 2017 07:45 PM (yOqwj)

222 I'm beginning to get pissed with the chick hostess on Fox. If I want to be labeled a racist simply for being white, I will tune into CNN.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 17, 2017 07:45 PM (nQ10o)

223 Does anyone know if Present Obama has made fart-tubing legal in all 50 states ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT (Soon to be Obamaboro, VT) at January 17, 2017 07:45 PM (Fbj4h)

224 were obama smart he would have michelle out robbing banks until 10 am on friday then pardon her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:45 PM (cPsPa)

225 What's the current line on when he pardons Manson?

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 07:45 PM (2mC6G)

226 you know

it's too bad he chose Chelsea when he could have chose Janet and sung that Rocky Horror song to/for himself

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 07:45 PM (U0lQa)

227 No
I can hear (and feel) it from my house.

-----------------
Awesome.
Very jealous.

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at January 17, 2017 07:45 PM (5Z34V)

228 McCain "Her prison sentence may end in a few months time, but her dishonor will last forever".
==

heh

Posted by: Officer Paddy O'Irony at January 17, 2017 07:46 PM (ewrgV)

229 >>Posted by: rickl

Yup I am.

I didn't have a chance to watch the launch

Posted by: Aviator at January 17, 2017 07:46 PM (/Nite)

230 Miserable little fuck of a spoiled brat. Both of them.

I simply do not possess the vocabulary to express my utter contempt for either one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, USA Vet at January 17, 2017 07:46 PM (ZO497)

231 It's ok if they remove Bradley's penis.

Then sew it onto his forehead.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 07:46 PM (4ErVI)

232 Sentence has been commuted, Bradley. It won't be long now!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2017 07:47 PM (wPiJc)

233 You know who else got pardoned? Willie McCovey. Took a two year probation and $5000 fine back in 1995 for tax evasion. Memorabilia thing.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 17, 2017 07:47 PM (qJhUV)

234 Nevertheless ... he's staying in DC for a reason. The prick ain't going to be the "shadow government" per se ... but he sure as hell is intent on being the de facto head of the DNC as well as the Media Go To Guy for all that's wrong about the Trump Presidency.

In the words of BTO ... B-B-B-Baby You Just Aiiiiiin't Seen N-N-Nothin' Yet.
Posted by: ScoggDog




well, what he thinks is going to happen and what is going to happen are two different things. he is not going to like the way things turn out. ever have someone leave your company and keep coming back to hang out? same thing here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:47 PM (cPsPa)

235 he screwed everyone, someone will be back to settle the score.


You would think that and yet Bill Ayers and Angela Davis still steal my oxygen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2017 07:47 PM (LTHVh)

236 Obama just wants to host the mother of all "Guilty as Sin, Free as a Byrd" parties.

Hillary
The Manning Thing ("It puts the classified documents into the public domain")
Bill Ayers

Posted by: Splunge at January 17, 2017 07:47 PM (iMxBJ)

237 He's not smart enough to run s shadow government much less his laziness.

He's smart enough. But he is too lazy.

Nevertheless ... he's staying in DC for a reason. The prick ain't going to be the "shadow government" per se ... but he sure as hell is intent on being the de facto head of the DNC as well as the Media Go To Guy for all that's wrong about the Trump Presidency.

---------------------------
We have underestimated how far this ass will go.
I think we will be finding out for the next year what little things he was doing behind the scenes from the white house.

But again, the conspiracy theorist in me, can see Gov employees, afraid for their own cozy useless job, doing what they can to help him.

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at January 17, 2017 07:47 PM (5Z34V)

238 Sentence has been commuted, Bradley. It won't be long now!
Posted by: Muldoon

That's what he said.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 07:47 PM (MQZOg)

239 "Gay" used to be a perfectly good word and now it's ruined.
Posted by: freaked
_________

Don't play the game. I really like using the word "homosexual" instead. You get some queer looks.
Posted by: Furious George at January 17, 2017 07:37 PM (77i7V)

Actually, I prefer to use "sodomite" myself. Old school.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2017 07:48 PM (5VlCp)

240 he should, if he had any stones, pardon oj.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:48 PM (cPsPa)

241 Jenner got "pardoned" for his car crash.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 07:48 PM (vP09u)

242 "What's the current line on when he pardons Manson?" I don't think he can, wasn't Manson a California conviction? Obama can only pardon Federal convictions.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 17, 2017 07:48 PM (EW9tX)

243 It's ok if they remove Bradley's penis.

Then sew it onto his forehead.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 07:46 PM (4ErVI)
..........

and put the balls on his chin.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2017 07:48 PM (HgMAr)

244 McCain "Her prison sentence may end in a few months time, but her dishonor will last forever".


The irony.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2017 07:49 PM (LTHVh)

245 I'd like a pardon from the broiler.

Posted by: Bo Toonces at January 17, 2017 07:49 PM (Tyii7)

246 Let's see gay (check), anti-American (check) I'm not surprised that Queen Barry commuted his sentence. I am surprised he didn't offer the traitorous freak a job in his administration.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 07:49 PM (auHtY)

247 My 7 year old daughter just told me that ALL blacks were slaves and that all whites are racist. WTF?!?!? I just deprogrammed them, I hope......

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 07:49 PM (JNDQi)

248 He's smart enough. But he is too lazy.

Doesn't have to be. There would be no end of hacks willing to do it for him, with him as the non-working figurehead.

Like the last eight years.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at January 17, 2017 07:49 PM (Pd7Sl)

249 You would think that and yet Bill Ayers and Angela Davis still steal my oxygen.
Posted by: Grump928



by someone I mean someone uncivilized, you know, muslim.

worst thing you can do to ayers and dorn is ignore them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:50 PM (cPsPa)

250 Sentence has been commuted, Bradley. It won't be long now!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2017 07:47 PM (wPiJc)

+++ picturing Muldoon on porch saying Mmhmnnn. some people call it a sling blade. gonna cut yer dick orf wid it mmhmnn +++

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 07:50 PM (U0lQa)

251 that reminds me, the new jobs TFG just gave his inner circle - are they in DC too?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 07:50 PM (Om16U)

252 Getting dates won't be easy, either.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 17, 2017 07:33 PM (8ZskC)



Barry: Hi Chelsea, it's Barry. Say what are you doing on Saturday night?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 07:50 PM (auHtY)

253 The pardener and the pardonee can both rot in hell as far as I'm concerned. The Jef couldn't do more to hurt our country if he were to come out full muzzie terrorist. spit.

Posted by: USNtakim at January 17, 2017 07:50 PM (hMqvx)

254 worst thing you can do to ayers and dorn is ignore them.


I can think of many worse things.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2017 07:50 PM (LTHVh)

255 I for one look forward to having an actual space program again.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 07:51 PM (6Ll1u)

256 248 My 7 year old daughter just told me that ALL blacks were slaves and that all whites are racist. WTF?!?!? I just deprogrammed them, I hope......
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 07:49 PM (JNDQ

If she learned that at school, I would be meeting with school administrators accompanied by my attorney tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Libertarianwannabe at January 17, 2017 07:51 PM (nQ10o)

257
Me: you're a man.
Manning; no I'm not
Me: but you've got a dick in the middle of your forehead
Manning: men don't have that
Me: women don't either
Manning: you've got a point
Me: you've got a dick

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 07:51 PM (BO/km)

258 Barry: Hi Chelsea, it's Barry. Say what are you doing on Saturday night?
Posted by: TheQuietMan




chelsea: uh, will be hooking up with web hubbell.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:51 PM (cPsPa)

259 >>It's ok if they remove Bradley's penis.



Then sew it onto his forehead.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

And put him in a chair that continuously rocks back and forth so it slaps him in the face, but he can't quite get it in his mouth.

Posted by: Aviator at January 17, 2017 07:51 PM (/Nite)

260 The irony to me is McCain conveyed respect to Manning by calling him , her.

He is so clueless. No wonder he graduated 790 out of 795.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 07:51 PM (IDPbH)

261 They just nabbed the cop killer in Orlando. Looks like he tripped about 6 times getting into the cruiser.

Posted by: The Garbone at January 17, 2017 07:52 PM (9dH/8)

262 I was driving home from work and coast to coast was on....shadow government and how Trump was going to get this phone call from the 'real' boss...not enough tinfoil. .

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 17, 2017 07:52 PM (0LQ4f)

263 My 7 year old daughter just told me that ALL blacks were slaves and that all whites are racist. WTF?!?!

And that is most likely the watered down version of current public school propaganda.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 17, 2017 07:52 PM (Tyii7)

264 Sorry....but he and Snowden shouldve/should be executed for treason/sedition/blah blah..I understand what they did..and why...but, they signed up for their jobs. I'm noone..but, I know that there are proper channels for everything. If not, run for Congress. Make a new law. Break the law. Suffer the consequences. Sorry. Dont care.

Posted by: johny boy at January 17, 2017 07:52 PM (UNXWZ)

265 It would be nice if the national news readers would actually pronounce Betsy DeVos' name correctly. Including correct capitalization . It's "Dah Vahs" with the emphasis on Voss

Posted by: Jen the original at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (wy1qp)

266 Does this mean he won't be hung?

Not necessarily.

Posted by: DaveA at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (8J/Te)

267 In Senate tomorrow, Nikki Haley to say US should reconsider its contribution of 22% of U.N. annual budget. "Are we getting what we pay for?"

Posted by: EVLINC! at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (y3aQB)

268 Hillary knows about that tax evasion trick.

Posted by: An Observation at January 17, 2017 07:45 PM (py4xj)


There's a reason so many worthless corrupt politicians have legal training, and know enough to hire younger lawyers that aced the "Plausible Deniability Defense Strategies 101" course!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (wCEn4)

269 I can think of many worse things.
Posted by: Grump928




you are thinking from your perspective, you know, the perspective of someone with honor. have to think from the perspective of some attention whore.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (cPsPa)

270 Someone should smuggle a hacksaw in a cake into Leavenworth for Manning.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (wPiJc)

271 OT - but the NFL's suicide continues:

The NFL is disputing claims that it told Lady Gaga she can't speak about politics or Donald Trump during her Super Bowl halftime performance, calling it "unsourced nonsense."

"This is unsourced nonsense from people trying to stir up controversy where there is none," NFL senior vice president of communications Natalie Ravitz told TheWrap.





Yeah, that's just what the NFL. This brainless bint mouthing off on politics during the half time show.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (auHtY)

272 229 >>Posted by: rickl

Yup I am.

I didn't have a chance to watch the launch
Posted by: Aviator at January 17, 2017 07:46 PM (/Nite)


Here you go. This is the full webcast. Launch is at 19:27, and first stage separation is at 22:09. Then watch the first stage rocketcam on the left of the screen. It was awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WimRhydggo

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

273 meh, fuck haley.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:54 PM (cPsPa)

274 I was driving home from work and coast to coast was on....shadow government and how Trump was going to get this phone call from the 'real' boss...not enough tinfoil

+++

Mr. Grey Alien?

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 07:54 PM (U0lQa)

275 Trump should make Project Veritas his new Intelligence Agency.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 07:54 PM (Om16U)

276 I won't be commuting Barry's 'punishment'!!11

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 17, 2017 07:54 PM (DpOmP)

277 Wouldn't the obvious thing to do when commuting the sentence of an obviously mentally deranged, sick individual be to get them treatment? Were is the compassion?

Posted by: USNtakim at January 17, 2017 07:55 PM (hMqvx)

278 No wonder he graduated 790 out of 795.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2017 07:51 PM (IDPbH)


I was always surprised he did that well!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2017 07:55 PM (wCEn4)

279 My 7 year old daughter just told me that ALL blacks were slaves and that all whites are racist. WTF?!?!? I just deprogrammed them, I hope......
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 07:49 PM (JNDQi)


Delurking...

Tell your daughter it's liberal blacks who are slaves (since they are still on the Democrat plantation) and that liberal whites are racists. That would be an accurate assessment.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 17, 2017 07:55 PM (S/qwI)

280 Are we getting what we pay for?

YES. Hence, the problem.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2017 07:55 PM (fdyxv)

281 'Trump was going to get this phone call from the 'real' boss'

He's on a mission from God.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 07:55 PM (BO/km)

282 Obama- I think it means unflushable turd in Luo

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 17, 2017 07:55 PM (CL76w)

283 Posted by: EVLINC! at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (y3aQB)

Just posturing and preening. If she were serious she'd just say no more funds. Period.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 17, 2017 07:55 PM (6Z8Cl)

284 >>My 7 year old daughter just told me that ALL blacks were slaves and that all whites are racist. WTF?!?!

One of the things the nightride20 twitter guy was releasing as part of his hack of the groups planning to disrupt the inauguration was pictures of the literature they are also handing out in schools around the country. It's this same racist bullshit. And Ayers and his fellow travelers are part of this shit.

There's a reason so many of these '60s radicals went into community organizing and teaching jobs. It's also why they are freaking out about Betsy DeVos as Sec of Education.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 07:56 PM (/tuJf)

285 I for one look forward to having an actual space program again.


***
Not top of my priority list at this time.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 17, 2017 07:56 PM (SEXy3)

286 My 7 year old daughter just told me that ALL blacks were slaves and that all whites are racist. WTF?!?!? I just deprogrammed them, I hope......
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 07:49 PM (JNDQi)




well, if she is not to big to spank call her dad.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:56 PM (cPsPa)

287 >>Here you go. This is the full webcast. Launch is
at 19:27, and first stage separation is at 22:09. Then watch the first
stage rocketcam on the left of the screen. It was awesome.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WimRhydggo

Posted by: rickl

Thanks!

Posted by: Aviator at January 17, 2017 07:57 PM (/Nite)

288 Tell your daughter it's liberal blacks who are slaves (since they are still on the Democrat plantation) and that liberal whites are racists. That would be an accurate assessment.
Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 17, 2017 07:55 PM (S/qwI)

And tell her it's white Democrats that were slave owners.
White Republicans freed the slaves.
Democrats are evil liars since forever.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 07:57 PM (Om16U)

289 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 17, 2017 07:56 PM (SEXy3)
---
Hey, beat it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 07:57 PM (2mC6G)

290 I can't take any more.

I'm gonna watch this show about this cute family and their cute quintuplets.

Cute makes my blood pressure go down.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at January 17, 2017 07:57 PM (ewrgV)

291 Even the liberal Fox LA poll has it 75/25 against Manning commutation, that says something.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 07:57 PM (6Ll1u)

292 Someone should smuggle a hacksaw in a cake into Leavenworth for Manning.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (wPiJc)
------------

That's what I always promise to do if any of the Horde goes to jail, but why would Manning need one? He's walking as soon as it gets nice outside.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 07:57 PM (sBOL1)

293 Orlando police just captured cop killer Markeith Lloyd, Obama considers pardon.

Posted by: A man from Nantucket at January 17, 2017 07:57 PM (VV4qd)

294 'Trump was going to get this phone call from the 'real' boss'

He's on a mission from God.
Posted by: freaked at January




yeah, you know who is going to be really surprised? the "boss" when Trump calls him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 07:58 PM (cPsPa)

295 well, if she is not to big to spank call her dad.
Posted by: yankeefifth at

Squeeeee...

Posted by: call me Chelsea at January 17, 2017 07:58 PM (MQZOg)

296 >>My 7 year old daughter just told me that ALL blacks were slaves and that all whites are racist. WTF

+++

well, Jenny, we were going to hold off a little until you were older, but...

+++ opens closet door revealing robes and hoods +++

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 07:58 PM (U0lQa)

297 Yeah, that's just what the NFL. This brainless bint mouthing off on politics during the half time show.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 07:53 PM (auHtY)

=======================

Hope she invites Colin Caperdick to appear onstage with her wearing a meat dress ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 07:58 PM (mt8X9)

298 Jenner is silly, but Manning is annoying. If they were on the Titanic, l'd expect Jenner wouldn't insist on a seat on a lifeboat, but Manning would.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 07:58 PM (vP09u)

299 I was driving home from work and coast to coast was on....shadow government and how Trump was going to get this phone call from the 'real' boss...not enough tinfoil
------------

The Masons?

The Rosicrucians?

Bilderbergers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, USA Vet at January 17, 2017 07:58 PM (ZO497)

300 >>That's what I always promise to do if any of the
Horde goes to jail, but why would Manning need one? He's walking as
soon as it gets nice outside.





Posted by: bluebell

*taps chin*
Hmm what could he cut on with that....

Posted by: Aviator at January 17, 2017 08:00 PM (/Nite)

301 If the dicks of all trannies in the history of the world were laid end to end, how far would they reach?

Posted by: Enrico Fermi at January 17, 2017 08:01 PM (vP09u)

302 Just when I think that I have squeezed from my dark twisted soul the last possible drop of contempt for Obama, he manages to prompt out another dribble.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, USA Vet at January 17, 2017 08:01 PM (ZO497)

303 Hmm what could he cut on with that....
Posted by: Aviator at January 17, 2017 08:00 PM (/Nite)
----------

Oh.

Guess I should have read upthread a little instead of parachuting in, huh.

Never mind.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 08:01 PM (sBOL1)

304 If the dicks of all trannies in the history of the world were laid end to end, how far would they reach?
Posted by: Enrico Fermi

How cold is it?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 08:01 PM (MQZOg)

305 Democrats are evil liars since forever.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at January 17, 2017 07:57 PM (Om16U)
---
Saw a black guy on Fox (libs would think that's the story) who said that less than 1% of all European-descent citizens were slave owners. And some black former slaves bought plantations and their own slaves. Meanwhile, you always have free black men up North.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 08:02 PM (2mC6G)

306 301 -2 to 3 miles tops

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 08:02 PM (yx0Ld)

307
296 >>My 7 year old daughter just told me that ALL blacks were slaves and that all whites are racist. WTF

+++

well, Jenny, we were going to hold off a little until you were older, but...

+++ opens closet door revealing robes and hoods +++
Posted by: Bigby's
IlOuija Board at January 17, 2017 07:58 PM (U0lQa)
If children are told that often enough maybe they give up the fight and simply surrender to their racist natures.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 17, 2017 08:02 PM (cpIDO)

308 If the dicks of all trannies in the history of the world were laid end to end, how far would they reach?

Posted by: Enrico Fermi at January 17, 2017 08:01 PM (vP09u)



All the way up Barry's rectum

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 08:02 PM (auHtY)

309 Considering I'm now Trump's boss, I don't feel I need to call him about anything.

Oh, wait.

"You know that stuff you're doing that's pissing off the Democrats, President Trump?

Turn it up to eleven."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2017 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

310 Why would I spank her?? She's just repeating what she hears in school. Luckily I've been able to explain to them the truth and they mostly get it.

The 9 year old boy from across the street tried to tell me that Clint had more experience and knew more about running the country. I asked him why he thought that, what did she do? He said she was First Lady. I explained to him that I was First Lady in my household and my husband is a software developer but I couldn't do his job much less understand it. I think it made him question his assumptions, I hope.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:02 PM (JNDQi)

311 Maybe Snowden should cut off his dick.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2017 08:03 PM (vP09u)

312 Bilderbergers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, USA Vet at January 17, 2017 07:58 PM (ZO497)
---
Or Build-a-bear....a sly variation of the former.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 08:03 PM (2mC6G)

313 If the dicks of all trannies in the history of the world were laid end to end, how far would they reach?

Posted by: Enrico Fermi



How cold is it?

Were they in the pool?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 17, 2017 08:04 PM (qJhUV)

314 Why would I spank her?? She's just repeating what she hears in school. Luckily I've been able to explain to them the truth and they mostly get it.

The 9 year old boy from across the street tried to tell me that Clint had more experience and knew more about running the country. I asked him why he thought that, what did she do? He said she was First Lady. I explained to him that I was First Lady in my household and my husband is a software developer but I couldn't do his job much less understand it. I think it made him question his assumptions, I hope.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck




hey if you want to argue with me fine. clearly some needs to be spanked. not the daughter then the teacher.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 08:04 PM (cPsPa)

315 you know john wayne would spank the teacher.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 08:04 PM (cPsPa)

316 Obama is just Freeing every piece of shit he can, now isn't he?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2017 08:05 PM (xd0pN)

317 oops, John Wayne would spank the teacher.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2017 08:05 PM (cPsPa)

318 I think it made him question his assumptions, I hope.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:02 PM (JNDQi)
---
Only God, time, and how much a lib he is, can tell.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2017 08:05 PM (2mC6G)

319 Dang if I wasn't already gainfully employed I'd go for this:

"Ads in two dozen cities offer protesters up to $2,500 to agitate at Trump inaugural"

http://tinyurl.com/j522glm

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2017 08:05 PM (BO/km)

320
If children are told that often enough maybe they give up the fight and simply surrender to their racist natures

+++

i dunno nature but it's just teaching them to embrace identity politics out of self preservation. they know there's no bridging that gulf and nothing they can do to end the guilt trip.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 08:05 PM (U0lQa)

321 310
The 9 year old boy from across the street tried to tell me that Clint had more experience and knew more about running the country.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:02 PM (JNDQi)


Clint Eastwood? He's probably right.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

322 I think it made him question his assumptions, I hope.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:02 PM
-------------

Good for you, Linda. I hope so too.

About your daughter - have you asked her where she got that idea? If it's from the teacher, I'd go in and have a talk. That's just odious.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 08:06 PM (sBOL1)

323 Technically, all children are slaves. They have to do chores. They're forced to sing. They're dragged out to perform for grandparents.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2017 08:07 PM (n3MnG)

324 Pffft. Our shadow government will be unstoppable.

Posted by: The Amish at January 17, 2017 08:07 PM (Tyii7)

325 63 Hours until Trump O'clock.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 08:08 PM (d76uN)

326 My 7 year old daughter just told me that ALL blacks were slaves and that all whites are racist. WTF?!?!? I just deprogrammed them, I hope......
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 07:49 PM
See Is America Racist by Larry Elder on Prager U
https://www.prageru.com/courses/race-relations/america-racist

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 08:08 PM (yx0Ld)

327 About your daughter - have you asked her where she got that idea? If
it's from the teacher, I'd go in and have a talk. That's just odious.


+1

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 17, 2017 08:09 PM (Tyii7)

328 Technically, all children are slaves

====

in trumps America, every child and pet will be a serf. but every home a castle, so whatever

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 08:09 PM (U0lQa)

329 I"m watching the DeVos hearings and the Dems are taking out the long knives. She's holding up, though. Tough broad.

Posted by: vivi at January 17, 2017 08:09 PM (11H2y)

330 301 If the dicks of all trannies in the history of the world were laid end to end, how far would they reach?
---------------
All the way to the Oval Office.

Posted by: Chi at January 17, 2017 08:09 PM (5E3b3)

331 Cop killer Markeith Lloyd claims police beat him up side the head, will he run for Congress?

Posted by: A man from Nantucket at January 17, 2017 08:09 PM (VV4qd)

332 is the teacher black?

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 08:10 PM (U0lQa)

333 63 Hours until Trump O'clock.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at January 17, 2017 08:08 PM (d76uN)



Someone needs to get Barry a new set of golf clubs or dildos to keep him occupied for that time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2017 08:10 PM (auHtY)

334 Well, it having been MLK day yesterday there was a lot of teaching about him today. I'll ask her teacher about it, hopefully it was just a misinterpretation of what was said, she is only 7.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:10 PM (JNDQi)

335 Leftists run the school system from kindergarten to graduate school

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 08:10 PM (yx0Ld)

336 About your daughter - have you asked her where she got that idea? If
it's from the teacher, I'd go in and have a talk. That's just odious.

+1

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at January 17, 2017 08:09 PM (Tyii7)


I sometimes wonder if my grandkids are telling me (or their dad) the crap that is going on in their schools! I think they know there might be repercussions if I heard about this sort of idiocy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2017 08:11 PM (wCEn4)

337 Well, it having been MLK day yesterday there was a lot of teaching about him today. I'll ask her teacher about it, hopefully it was just a misinterpretation of what was said, she is only 7.


Notable Republican Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2017 08:11 PM (LTHVh)

338 No, the teacher is Hispanic.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:11 PM (JNDQi)

339 Kids should learn early in life that their teachers are full of shit.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2017 08:12 PM (n3MnG)

340 she is only 7.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:10 PM (JNDQi)


Never to young to be indoctrinated, my dear!

Posted by: Zombie Vladimir Lenin at January 17, 2017 08:12 PM (wCEn4)

341 Thanks for the link skip.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:12 PM (JNDQi)

342 Heard on radio last week that this week the Philadelphia public school system was going to teach a different point every day of the BLM talking points.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 08:13 PM (yx0Ld)

343 Leftists run the school system from kindergarten to graduate school
Posted by: Skip

Who run Bartertown Unified School District?

Posted by: Master Bolshevik at January 17, 2017 08:13 PM (MQZOg)

344 Kids should learn early in life that their teachers are full of shit

Amen to that

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 08:13 PM (U0lQa)

345 Notable Republican Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Blasphemy!!11!!

Posted by: John R.R.R. Lewis at January 17, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

346 too not to

This English thing, I got the hang of, never!

Posted by: Zombie Vladimir Lenin at January 17, 2017 08:13 PM (wCEn4)

347 338 No, the teacher is Hispanic.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:11 PM (JNDQi)

339 Kids should learn early in life that their teachers are full of shit.


Chalupa Supreme.

Posted by: wooga at January 17, 2017 08:14 PM (53Fab)

348 No, the teacher is Hispanic

+++

tell her she doesn't know, she just jumped the border 2 years ago

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 08:14 PM (U0lQa)

349 Well, I know that my almost 9 year old and my 10 year old are definitely not indoctrinated. They'll tell anyone and everyone that Hilliroid killed people, . Not sure where they heard that......hmmmmm....///

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:15 PM (JNDQi)

350 Local Fox now says 59 commie scumbag politicians will not attend Inauguration, they are dropping like flies on Obama's face.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 08:15 PM (6Ll1u)

351 Funny how nobody knows specifics about the shadow government, just certain that it exists

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 17, 2017 08:15 PM (0LQ4f)

352 How cold is it?

Were they in the pool?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 17, 2017 08:04 PM (qJhUV)

=====================

Do women know about shrinkage?

Posted by: George Costanza at January 17, 2017 08:16 PM (mt8X9)

353 Northernlurker, I'm tempted to do that whenever I read some contextfree bullshit like "notable Republican Martin Luther King, Jr" here.

Again and again and again I recommend to the people here to READ WHAT MLK WROTE. He was a socialist at home, worked to undermine the anticommunist South Vietnam abroad.

He wasn't a "flawed character", he was just evil. And to the extent he was a "Republican" that is a core rot in the Republicans' history.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2017 08:16 PM (lMp+G)

354 The ILLUMINATI, how every you spell it.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:16 PM (JNDQi)

355 342 Heard on radio last week that this week the Philadelphia public school system was going to teach a different point every day of the BLM talking points.
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 08:13 PM (yx0Ld)


And we wonder why so many black people are angry and feel alienated from mainstream American culture. Perhaps obsessing over slavery and oppression nonstop has a corrosive effect. It's a puzzler.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

356 Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:15 PM (JNDQi)

There is no substitute (or excuse) for not being continually involved in your kids school. Too many schools count on low parent/teacher/school admin communication and parent apathy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 17, 2017 08:17 PM (6Z8Cl)

357 Y'all been run amok, hoodwinked, bamboozled by the MLK cult.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2017 08:17 PM (lMp+G)

358 Local Fox now says 59 commie scumbag politicians will not attend Inauguration, they are dropping like flies on Obama's face.

+++

Trump needs to pull a Jackson and invite a horde of regular people in, treat em like kings for a day. White House as Casino baby

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at January 17, 2017 08:18 PM (U0lQa)

359 335 Leftists run the school system from kindergarten to graduate school

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2017 08:10 PM (yx0Ld)

==========================

For at least half a century [h/t Allan Bloom] ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:19 PM (mt8X9)

360 Apropos of nothing, I received a nice period bakelite magazine today for my 1960 Polish AK to go with her wood furniture. Pretty.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2017 08:19 PM (LTHVh)

361 Here's my take. A dude cutting off his penis, surgically building a pseudo introitus and a non-functional vagina, taking hormones, painting your nails, wearing lingerie and getting breast implants doesn't make you a woman.

It makes you a dude with a cut off penis, a pseudo-introitius, a non-functional vagina, hormones, painted nails, lingerie and breast implants.

And that's pretty messed up.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2017 08:19 PM (wPiJc)

362 Funny how nobody knows specifics about the shadow government, just certain that it exists

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at January 17, 2017 08:15 PM (0LQ4f)


First Rule of Deep State: You don't talk about Deep State!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 17, 2017 08:19 PM (wCEn4)

363 Well, I know that my almost 9 year old and my 10 year old are definitely not indoctrinated. They'll tell anyone and everyone that Hilliroid killed people, . Not sure where they heard that......hmmmmm....///
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:15 PM (JNDQi)
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Good for you, Linda. Keep doing what you're doing, and staying on top of things. And keep encouraging your kids to tell you what goes on in the school. I'm sure that most kids don't bother telling their parents, or are told not to tell them, worse yet.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2017 08:20 PM (sBOL1)

364 357 Y'all been run amok, hoodwinked, bamboozled by the MLK cult.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2017 08:17 PM (lMp+G)


My boss heard him speak when he was in college in the 60s. He said that King's cadence and speaking style reminded him of Hitler.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

365 >>Well, it having been MLK day yesterday there was a lot of teaching about him today. I'll ask her teacher about it, hopefully it was just a misinterpretation of what was said, she is only 7.

Hopefully, I copied this tweet properly. As I mentioned above, the same people who are planning to disrupt the inauguration are distributing the same racist shit in school from elementary on up. This is what kids are hearing in school.

https://twitter.com/midnightride20/status/821164070539771904

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2017 08:20 PM (/tuJf)

366 Well, at least this is consistent with the "strongly worded letter" reaction JugEars offered when the ChiComs hacked the OPM and stole my (and about 22mil other) identities.

Not so much consistency thought with the OUTRAGE!!ELEVENTY!!! over Russia's propaganda campaign against the brain-damaged, pathologically lying rage-drunk.

Because... if Democrats didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all.

Fuck them all. With a barbed-wire pineapple, sideways.

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2017 08:20 PM (vOveD)

367 350 Local Fox now says 59 commie scumbag politicians will not attend Inauguration, they are dropping like flies on Obama's face.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 08:15 PM (6Ll1u)

======================

At this point, Trump should just bar all Dems from attending ... F'em #War

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2017 08:20 PM (mt8X9)

368 The ILLUMINATI, how every you spell it.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:16 PM (JNDQi)
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There IS NO Illuminati.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberger -Yes YOU WILL at January 17, 2017 08:21 PM (2mC6G)

369 Cop killer Markeith Lloyd claims police beat him up side the head, will he run for Congress?
Posted by: A man from Nantucket
---------------

So, Icon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, USA Vet at January 17, 2017 08:21 PM (NBHj5)

370 He said that King's cadence and speaking style reminded him of Hitler.

If nothing else, there was certainly a lot of arm wavin' goin' on.

Posted by: John R.R.R. Lewis at January 17, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

371 361 Here's my take. A dude cutting off his penis, surgically building a pseudo introitus and a non-functional vagina, taking hormones, painting your nails, wearing lingerie and getting breast implants doesn't make you a woman.

It makes you a dude with a cut off penis, a pseudo-introitius, a non-functional vagina, hormones, painted nails, lingerie and breast implants.

And that's pretty messed up.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2017 08:19 PM (wPiJc)

Most of them stopped cutting off their penis.

Now that they know there are people out there who have a fetish for trannies who keep their penis.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2017 08:23 PM (Vevy5)

372 nood party upstairs

Posted by: concrete girl at January 17, 2017 08:23 PM (cxxFa)

373 The ILLUMINATI, how every you spell it.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:16 PM (JNDQi)
---
There IS NO Illuminati.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberger -Yes YOU WILL

There is no Inebriatti, but we prefer to be called The Knights Tippler.
Wait, I shouldn't have wrote that. But I am a little drunk.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 17, 2017 08:23 PM (MQZOg)

374 OK, well we are back on Storm Watch now. I guess those of us who didn't die last week will be lucky to survive.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 08:24 PM (6Ll1u)

375 I'm pretty involved in the school. I run a reading program that covers every first grader everyday. I volunteer in the office and library. I'm also on the Campus Advisory Committee so I get a lot of info most parents never see. The school is actually pretty good and I have no qualms about talking to any of the teachers, they all know who I am.

Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic redneck at January 17, 2017 08:26 PM (JNDQi)

376 350 Local Fox now says 59 commie scumbag politicians will not attend Inauguration, they are dropping like flies on Obama's face.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2017 08:15 PM (6Ll1u)

Trump administration should make list and simply not communicate with any of them ever... maybe DoJ but that's it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2017 08:27 PM (P/kVC)

377 Plus 5 months? Is that so that the jerk can complete his chopping off his doodle on the taxpayers dime?

Posted by: Buffalobob at January 17, 2017 08:29 PM (p+cjo)

378 My boss heard him speak when he was in college in the 60s. He said that King's cadence and speaking style reminded him of Hitler.
Posted by: rickl
-------------

As an aside, his actual name was 'Michael'.

Not quite as evocative.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, USA Vet at January 17, 2017 08:30 PM (ZO497)

379 Democrats love traitors and spies, provided they're betraying the United States and spying for its enemies. Case in point, Hillary Clinton, who received the party's nomination for POTUS after committing multiple acts of treason and espionage.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at January 17, 2017 08:32 PM (LBO1U)

380 Plus 5 months? Is that so that the jerk can complete his chopping off his doodle on the taxpayers dime?
Posted by: Buffalobob
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Takes that long for the surgery and etc.

Probably takes a little while to change his identity also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, USA Vet at January 17, 2017 08:32 PM (ZO497)

381 If somebody wrote Manning a check as an advance book deal would that $ disqualify her-m-it or Medicaid? Just saying ...

Posted by: Fewenuff at January 17, 2017 08:47 PM (flUys)

382 I'm betting he's back to being Bradly once he sees the outside world again.

Posted by: Janir at January 17, 2017 09:31 PM (Lk5qN)

383 So Obama is saying Russian hacking is acceptable now ?

Posted by: Ruffledgrouse at January 17, 2017 10:16 PM (RGckL)

384 Its All Treason, All The Time now.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2017 10:26 PM (Ndje9)

385 Hanging used to be the penalty for treason.

At first, I thought the world's worst short timer was scoring some cheap political points with the LGBTQ crowd. Then I thought why would ge need to do that? He leaves office in a few days.

Then it hit me: It's a massive f%#k you to the US military that polls have consistently shown that they regard him with utter contempt. I guess leaking information about Democrats is a serious offense, but national security?

Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at January 17, 2017 10:31 PM (GV08/)

386 Huh. First Obama marries Michelle, then lets hairy men identifying as women into ladies' rooms, now commutes Chelsea Manning's sentence. I guess historians will look back at the former President and say, the guy had a kink for chicks with dicks.

Posted by: Dildocks at January 17, 2017 11:15 PM (xryAj)

387 fk him

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 18, 2017 12:06 AM (mpXpK)

388 Obama "Chelsea Manning..the boy could be mine but on the other I tho't she was Clinton's when I signed the Release Papers..dang" this Presidential thang is boring...ask me about March Madness or as it is known MY spell in the LOONEY TUNER!!!

Posted by: saf at January 18, 2017 06:30 AM (+zN6H)

389 If I were Putin, right now, I would not be able to resist putting out this statement:

"We admit to obtaining classified American information, and using it to further our political agenda. We obtained this information from Bradley Manning."

Posted by: Swami at January 18, 2017 01:29 PM (t1QV2)

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